Confirmed: Democrats Planting Fake Tea Party Candidates On Ballot To Ensure Own Victory

"Fake" sometimes, or real but very fringey.

My fear about the Tea Party has always come down to just this, and the impulse of many who have fringey views -- and feel, then, not included in regular major party politics -- to use the banner of the "Tea Party" as a flag of convenience to get their not-taken-very-seriously ideas greater exposure. And for this sort of person, the fact that their candidacy insures a Democratic victory doesn't matter; for the fringe, there really is no difference between the parties worth considering.

So here's your slate of "Tea Party" candidates, put on the ballots by the Democrats who you know have your best interests at heart.

[E]vidence of campaign tampering in at least two states is hard to dismiss. In Michigan, the party chairman in suburban Detroits Oakland County now concedes that one of his top aides played a role in helping nine tea party candidates get onto the ballot for various offices across the state including the open 1st Congressional District and the 7th Congressional District, held by vulnerable freshman Democratic Rep. Mark Schauer.

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Recruitment of so-called straw candidates or spoilers is a time-honored, if less than reputable, tradition in American politics. But in this case, some Democrats appear to be in cahoots with ideological adversaries whose ideas they hope to use as weapons against Republicans in the fall.

Now, seven House seats are the subject of controversies that are spawning threats of lawsuits and criminal complaints and even pitting conservative tea party activists against one another.

One of those activists is Jim Schneller, who is running to fill the suburban Philadelphia-based seat left vacant by Democratic Rep. Joe Sestak, who is running for the U.S. Senate.

The seat is among the Republicans top targets this fall, and the contest between Democratic state Rep. Bryan Lentz and Republican Pat Meehan is viewed as a tossup. The entry of a third- party candidate, however, could scramble that balance which prompted Meehans campaign to scrutinize Schnellers credentials.

According to its analysis, 3,800 of the 4,200 voter signatures gathered to put Schneller on the ballot were collected by Democrats. And among those who helped the tea party candidate are Colleen Guiney, the chairwoman of the Swarthmore Democratic Party and a Lentz supporter, and Nicholas Allred, who works for the Swarthmore College Democrats.

Bryan Kendro, Meehans campaign manager, accused Lentzs backers of trying to split the conservative vote by using Jim Schneller as nothing more than a prop.

In an interview with POLITICO, Schneller said hes been disappointed by the Republican assault on his legitimacy. My signatures were gathered by volunteers, said Schneller. We didnt go around screening signatures or signors.

Schneller, who once filed a lawsuit to force President Obama to present his birth certificate, said he jumped into the race because he believes he can win it.

Being someone who believes in the American system, it was difficult to hear people say that I was conniving or actually colluding or even show some disdain for the fact that the vote [margin] could be changed by my candidacy, he said.

I can't take it with this birth certificate crap anymore.

I say that because I am just guessing here that he thinks giving that "issue" exposure is far more important than actual electoral politics. And, of course, he'll have 5% of the public agreeing with him and pulling that lever.

And won't that be wonderful.

It gets worse:

Yet after the POLITICO interview, a reporter with PoliticsPA presented the Meehan evidence to Schneller, and he took a different tone, calling it dreadful. I regret that there might be some appearance of badness either to me or the Democrats.

The secretary of state still must certify the Schneller petitions, and a Meehan spokesman said the campaign is still mulling a challenge.

Challenges already are being lodged against some of the 23 candidates running as part of the newly minted Tea Party of Michigan.

Even before the candidate roster was released last month, the suspicions of tea party activists had been aroused when they learned that the founding father of the new state party is Mark Steffek, a retired United Auto Workers steward.

Among the candidates under scrutiny now are two currently vying for House seats.

One is Danny Davis, a former soldier and police officer, who is running in a race that features a rematch between Schauer and Tim Walberg, the former GOP congressman he defeated in 2008 by just 7,432 votes one of the closest races in the nation that year.

The Michigan Tea Partys other House candidate is Lonny Lee Snyder, who is running for the Republican-leaning district of retiring Democrat Rep. Bart Stupak, whose vote in support of health care reform angered his base and prompted his retirement.

The race to succeed him is expected to be tight, which means Snyders third-party candidacy could have an impact. But there is scant information about the elusive candidate.

Snyder doesnt have a website, the Tea Party headquarters didnt release biographical information about his candidacy, and grass-roots tea party activists say they have never heard of him. When POLITICO called his home number, a man who answered said Snyder wasnt home.

The mystery surrounding Snyder and other Michigan Tea Party candidates prompted some conservatives to do some digging. Jason Gillman, a local blogger with campaign experience, requested copies from state election officials of the Affidavit of Identity of all 23 candidates nominated by the new Tea Party.

As he perused them, Gillman noticed that nine of the affidavits were notarized by a person named Jason Bauer. When Gillman searched the name on the Internet, he discovered that Bauer worked for the Oakland County Democratic Party information he quickly disseminated to the local news media and the conservative think tank Mackinac Center for Public Policy.

As questions mushroomed, Steffek, the retired UAW steward, gave an interview to the local media, asserting that his new party and candidates are legitimate and his intentions pure. He said he joined the Tea Party ranks because of his disgust with big government and opposition to free-trade agreements.

Gillman isnt buying it.

Neither am I.

Know who you're voting for. I'll tell ya that. Know who you're voting for. The "Tea Party" label means even less than the Republican Party label -- at least you know that actual Republicans incorporated the local Republican Party.

You don't know that about any of these so-called "Tea Party" parties popping up coincidentally enough to field candidates in districts where the Democrats are in trouble.

There's more at the article, too -- but I can't excerpt it all. In Florida and NJ too, candidates who until recently were registered Democrats are suddenly fired-up "Tea Party" candidates.

Posted by: Ace at 05:17 PM



Comments

1 "Ensure."

"Insure" is a financial term.

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at August 05, 2010 05:19 PM (gQLr2)

2 I can't take it with this birth certificate crap anymore.

Screw you. We don't even know your real name. Produce it!


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 05:20 PM (lN56Y)

3 Recruitment of so-called straw candidates or spoilers is a time-honored, if less than reputable, tradition in American politics.

"Time-honored" maybe, but illegal in most States. Once again Politico shades the truth. Remember good old Clyburn accusing the SC GOP of this with Alvin Greene and wanting a DOJ investigation?

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2010 05:20 PM (/jbAw)

4 And this is the crux of your disagreement with a few people on this blog. We can't return to a more sane political process if we are all on the outside, looking in on the legislatures ramming through their progressive slates. We need to win first, and then we will have the luxury of arguing about our political purity.

Posted by: NJConservative at August 05, 2010 05:21 PM (LH6ir)

5 I, for one, look forward to the giant meteor that's going to destroy the Earth in 2012.

Posted by: shibumi at August 05, 2010 05:21 PM (OKZrE)

6 "Ensure.""Insure" is a financial term.

"Ensure" is half of Dave in Texas's caloric intake.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 05:21 PM (lN56Y)

7 i'm shocked, shocked!

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 05, 2010 05:22 PM (SfDpg)

8 I love the smell of desperation and fear in the morning.

Posted by: Techie at August 05, 2010 05:22 PM (zbH+i)

9 "Time-honored" maybe, but illegal in most States. Once again Politico shades the truth. Remember good old Clyburn accusing the SC GOP of this with Alvin Greene and wanting a DOJ investigation?
That was my first question. Why is this not illegal in every state? From a criminal justice standpoint, it looks like fraud to me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 05, 2010 05:23 PM (zgZzy)

10 Well, our local tea party is made up of conservatives (no crazy conspiracy theorists) who are small business owners, retirees, a military wife (and blogger), a young college student (from S. California no less) and a *gasp* African American family. We don't abide loons, and we also don't endorse any candidates.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2010 05:23 PM (UOM48)

11 "Time-honored" maybe, but illegal in most States. Once again Politico shades the truth. Remember good old Clyburn accusing the SC GOP of this with Alvin Greene and wanting a DOJ investigation?
I do Vic....what I don't remember is all the MFM who, having given Clyburn precious time to spout his completely baseless charges, bringing Clyburn on to apologize to the Republicans for his spurious charges. Help me here, surely, that happened.......right?

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 05:23 PM (OWjjx)

12 Democrats cheating? Say it isn't so!

Posted by: Herr Obama at August 05, 2010 05:24 PM (aOlAh)

13 I went o/t on a thread this morning about Beck interviewing poor Basil Marceaux, (R-Neptune) who's running for governor of Tennessee.

Let's just say the guy is bat-shit crazy and kind of sad (being he's a former Marine), and I haven't laughed that hard since Beck's "Gadahn the American" bit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2010 05:26 PM (UOM48)

14 Anyone still think we're in a real republic? Anyway, this is all you'll hear until November... that Demotard opponents are just birthers, racists, and homophobes. Repeat as necessary.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 05, 2010 05:26 PM (AZGON)

15 Stupid sock.

Posted by: Herr Obama at August 05, 2010 05:26 PM (aOlAh)

16 twice even

Posted by: Deathknyte at August 05, 2010 05:27 PM (aOlAh)

17 read the next part of the excerpt, I hadn't had it up a few minutes ago... it's bad. The whole article is bad. This is seriously corrupt shit going on here.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 05:27 PM (KUUXH)

18 And, once again, and for all of those who have read this rant, I apologize, but it is past time for the Republican party to start a coordinated, serious and financed effort to elect Republicans Attorney Generals in every state. Once elected, those Republicans can start prosecuting this stuff......thus, over time, seriously putting a damper on it (I doubt you can ever eliminate it all together, but if you can get rid of 90% - good). You don't even have to start from scratch - just "steal" Howard Deans plan to get Democrats elected Secretary of State.
Come on, Micheal Steele, this isn't that hard.
(and yes, said Republican Attorney Generals should fully prosecute ACCORN, et. al. as well.......so,please, no..."it won't work, ACCORN will just steal another 800% of the total votes cast posts).

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 05:27 PM (OWjjx)

19 My half assed endorsing consultant told me this would never happen. I'll do better next time you betcha.


Posted by: Sarah's Palin at August 05, 2010 05:28 PM (EL+OC)

20 Would phoney Coffee Party candidates pull votes away from Dems?

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2010 05:29 PM (HtIec)

21 This is seriously corrupt shit going on here.

Which is the Dems' cup of tea. They're just more brazen about their corruption these days.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 05, 2010 05:29 PM (9hSKh)

22 Either the link is bad or the article has gone down the MIA toilet.

Posted by: incognito at August 05, 2010 05:30 PM (u6X4c)

23 In Florida and NJ too, candidates who until recently were registered Democrats are suddenly fired-up "Tea Party" candidates.
And Nevada, where a Tea Party candidate with close ties to Harry Reid magically got on the ballot.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 05:30 PM (OWjjx)

24 Never mind. It must be my shitting internet connection.

Posted by: incognito at August 05, 2010 05:31 PM (u6X4c)

25 Help me here, surely, that happened.......right?

RITFLMAO

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2010 05:31 PM (/jbAw)

26 That's right, Ace! Voters should stick with the party that can bring voters candidates they can rely on:

John McCain
Lindsey Graham
George Herbert (I almost made it Herbivore) Walker Bush
Dede Scozzafava
and last, but not least, Arlen Specter.

Posted by: Ken at August 05, 2010 05:32 PM (RhmxX)

27 poor Basil Marceaux
serious ?--
is he retarded?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 05, 2010 05:32 PM (PXaZS)

28 Ace, I read the whole thing. Disgusting. Read some of the libtards' comments excusing this behavior, and you'll get a real sense of the country going straight to hell if we don't turn things around in November.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2010 05:32 PM (UOM48)

29 Clyburn's velvety accent makes him unimpeachable.

Posted by: Hotflash Yoga Exotic Aunt at August 05, 2010 05:33 PM (A8WEh)

30 It must be my shitting internet connection.
Does it have diaherra or will it be done soon?

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 05:33 PM (OWjjx)

31 This sort of Demotard behavior cries out for an end to "polite bipartisan deference."

Sure, it's easy to beat one's chest and demand Our Guys Play Hardball, but sweet Jaysus with a shillelagh, we need it. Can anyone remember in the last thirty years when the Dems have done more to tamper with an election? Even though the tactics may be legit?

The enemy is showing no quarter. What is the proper response?

Posted by: George Orwell at August 05, 2010 05:34 PM (AZGON)

32 is he retarded?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 05, 2010 05:32 PM (PXaZS)
"Retarded" is a very hateful term.Try "so fucking stupid he makes Alvin Greene look like a black Stephen Hawking, but with useful appendages".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 05:34 PM (lN56Y)

33
Face it, we are outmatched in the political arena.

We're little league compared to the Democrats. The Democrats fight dirty and they fight to the death, not to just win. And if they can't win, they cheat.


Posted by: no mr. bond, i expect you to die at August 05, 2010 05:34 PM (uFokq)

34 lacey, I think he may be a tad "special". I can't even get into the stuff he said on Beck. Unreal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2010 05:35 PM (UOM48)

35 I have gone back and forth and we will see and all of that, but at this stage in early August, I think the wave election is coming. I just don't see with a prez sub-45%, what congress has done, the VA elections, Christie election, Brown Election, the MO vote the other day, the economy, that the writing isn't on the wall this fall.

Dems may as well just stay home, save the time.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 05, 2010 05:35 PM (yT8z7)

36 "Retarded" is a very hateful term.
Try "so fucking stupid he makes Alvin Greene look like a black Stephen Hawking, but with useful appendages".
I think the term you are looking for is "he went the full Pelosi."

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 05:35 PM (OWjjx)

37 yeah funnily enough this thing - the Meehan's pretend-tea-party-actually-Dem new R challenger thing - had me really angry this morning and I was gonna go off on the Headlines Thread.

then about a zillion other, even worse, horrifying other things happened . . .

What a great day! It's been just banner.

My husband had a big client event last night. Got to talk to the higher-ups in several large local and multinational business. He came home and asked, "We don't have any stock or mutual funds anymore, right?"

What he heard - and I really shouldn't be talking about this at all - scared the sheep out of me.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 05, 2010 05:36 PM (SB0V2)

38 Lighten up Ken. Asking people to actually have a clue about their candidate in light of Democrat chicanery to split the vote with phony Tea Party nomineesis, what's the word I'm looking for here? Oh,it's reasonable. Yes, that's it.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 05, 2010 05:36 PM (WvXvd)

39 You're retarded.

Posted by: Basil Marceaux at August 05, 2010 05:36 PM (xO+6C)

40 Posted by: Basil Marceaux at August 05, 2010 05:36 PM (xO+6C)
This guy is mentally unbalanced......more unbalanced than Jesse Jackson, Jr.

Posted by: Rod Blagojovich at August 05, 2010 05:38 PM (OWjjx)

41 What he heard - and I really shouldn't be talking about this at all - scared the sheep out of me.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 05, 2010 05:36 PM (SB0V2)
But you are going to clue us Morons in right? I do have stocks that I am living on.

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2010 05:38 PM (/jbAw)

42 As a concerned atheist liberal with gender identity issues, I'm with you guys in your concern about Obama, but we should really stick with him and get out the vote for our candidates this year!!!


Posted by: Concerned Atheist Liberal at August 05, 2010 05:39 PM (lN56Y)

43 WHO THE HELL MOVED DU??

Posted by: Concerned Atheist Liberal at August 05, 2010 05:40 PM (lN56Y)

44 This is seriously corrupt shit going on here.
Sadly, as a resident of Illinois, I am not really shocked.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 05:42 PM (OWjjx)

45 And among those who helped the tea party candidate are Colleen Guiney, the chairwoman of the Swarthmore Democratic Party and a Lentz supporter, and Nicholas Allred, who works for the Swarthmore College Democrats.
Swarthmore? Say no more. Swarthmore is the latte swilling Volvo driving belly of the Delco limousine lib beast. Swarthmore is where you go if you want condescension served with your arugula/sprout/melted briewrap and organic chai tea. Swarthmore College is such an airheaded environment that my kooky cousin couldn't even take one year of it and transferred to U of Miami. Swarthmore soccer mommies would keep Sestak's seat Democrat by any means necessary, they certainly feel it is their duty to keep the district in the hands of the politically correct. I would not put this past those ridiculous hens.
This is my district, I'm going to attend some TEA party events to find out more.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2010 05:44 PM (+FkcS)

46 Bamboozle the bamboozelers!

Posted by: DNC at August 05, 2010 05:45 PM (VTbuB)

47 Know who you are voting for and it would also help if Steele and pals would do something to make the elephant party more appealing than a random unknown.

Posted by: John Galt at August 05, 2010 05:45 PM (F/4zf)

48 Well, Comcast internet is slowing to a fucking crawl again this evening. As if things couldn't suck enough.

Oh, wait! The Real Housewives of DC premieres tonight. I can always watch those scrunts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2010 05:45 PM (UOM48)

49 Headline:
Fake Tea Party Candidate Scandal "Brewing"
Campaign Tampering 2010: The Fakening.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2010 05:45 PM (QMtmy)

50 I'm beginning to lose hope in November.

Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at August 05, 2010 05:45 PM (+Qa7D)

51 Only solution I can see for this is to have someone with national recognition put together blog info and an editorial for any newspaper that isn't Pravda controlled and go on the record making it clear what the tea party is and what it isn't. That there is no official tea party "platform" nor are there officially "endorsed" tea party candidates, that the Dems are simply co-opting this and twisting it , etc.
It's not perfect, but better than just letting this fester and turn intoDemocrat propaganda (and possible electoral) victories. Palin would be one possible author. True she is a lightning rod, but the article would get wide exposure and would serve as a slapdown when your liberal sister in law starts to bark about some wacko who's part of that awful tea party movement and is a tea party candidate. You have the resource to say, "No such thing, it's a Democrat dirty trick, just google it. These clowns have NOTHING to do with normal candidates or the Republican party, or really, the roots of the tea party."

Posted by: RM at August 05, 2010 05:46 PM (1kwr2)

52
That guy in your banner ad has pizza stuck in his braces.
Is that Ace?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2010 05:46 PM (QMtmy)

53
Hmm, the democrats will claim this is all above board, yet they scream and wail when the R's do the same thing and support Green Party candidates. Go figure.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 05, 2010 05:47 PM (fx8sm)

54 I'm tempted to be grateful the Dems are wasting their time, energy and moneyon these fruitless efforts. They've lost the Indies. That's the most important voting bloc in districts such as mine.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2010 05:47 PM (+FkcS)

55 At the heart of liberty is the right to define one's own concept of existence, of party, of the franchise, and of the mystery of political life

Posted by: Justice Anthony Kennedy at August 05, 2010 05:47 PM (8/oOq)

56 Bracist = Racist against people with braces

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2010 05:48 PM (QMtmy)

57 Campaign Tampering 2010: The Fakening.
The Steapening.

Posted by: DNC at August 05, 2010 05:48 PM (VTbuB)

58 The biggest problem here has always been the name "Tea Party." With that "Party" attached, it already sounds like a third party, the Media are only too anxious to run with that thread. How I wish they'd chosen a different name, but too late now.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 05, 2010 05:48 PM (eNxMU)

59 Ace, you are a blithering idiot. Amerikkka electedRed Guard Youth Leader to the most powerful position in in the world and you're bitchin' about those who saw that early on gettin' snookered by itinerant loons.
You supported Romney! There is no comparative appropriateto defineyour level of stupidity.

Posted by: gary gulrud at August 05, 2010 05:48 PM (/g2vP)

60 kallisto -

I just want to add a "hear, hear."

I do hope this whole thing is pointless on their part.

And I agree about Swarthmore.

I mean the situation in Delco with this candidate just could NOT be more obvious. Its aggravating that they know they will just get away with junk like this.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 05, 2010 05:49 PM (SB0V2)

61 "Planting" candidates? As in slaves planting cotton, I suppose. RACISTS!!!

Posted by: CBC at August 05, 2010 05:49 PM (VmtE9)

62 I'm beginning to lose hope in November.
Don't. The red wave is coming. Remember one thing: we are 89 days out of the mid-term. For the most part, campaigns are in organizing mode because the typical voter is 1) on vacation or 2) planning on going on vacation or 3) starting the get back to school mood or 4) largely distracted by other summer activities. After Labor Day, focus starts to occur. That is when you let the world know these possers (yea, my daughter would be embarressed to see I used that term) get exposed.
Its a long time and too long for all of us to start becoming Eeyores.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 05:50 PM (OWjjx)

63 This is seriously corrupt shit going on here.

And yet this, as if the news today hasn't been enough to explode your brain (stolen from insty)
A 2004 study of the results of stock trading by United States
Senators during the 1990s found that that Senators on average beat the
market by 12% a year. In sharp contrast, U.S. households on average
underperformed the market by 1.4% a year and even corporate insiders on
average beat the market by only about 6% a year during that period. A
reasonable inference is that some Senators had access to and were
using material nonpublic information about the companies in whose
stock they trade.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 05, 2010 05:50 PM (yT8z7)

64 sockfail...and that should have been ' : The Steeping' .

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2010 05:51 PM (VTbuB)

65 Democrats Planting Fake Tea Party Candidates On Ballot To Ensure Own VictoryWill the NRC speak up? Of course not. The GOP Establishment hate the Tea Party more than the Dems do. The NRC will assist any discrediting of the Tea Party. Enemy of my enemy.

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2010 05:51 PM (HtIec)

66 Is this like that Chaos thing that Rush wanted to do ? Is Acorn and Soros behind it ?

Posted by: denny crane at August 05, 2010 05:52 PM (I+7Zv)

67 Posted by: gary gulrud at August 05, 2010 05:48 PM (/g2vP)

The 90 day Axelrod wave continues.

'ello, lil' moppet....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 05:52 PM (lN56Y)

68 You supported Romney! There is no comparative appropriateto defineyour level of stupidity.

Let the recriminations begin.

Posted by: John Galt at August 05, 2010 05:52 PM (F/4zf)

69 The red wave is coming
Jesus, dont' we know it!
What? What.The.Hell.Are.You.Looking.At???
I'm sorry I yelled. *sobs*. Come here-- let me give you a hug.
What the fuck are you doing? DON'T TOUCH ME!

Posted by: The Moronettes living in the same sorority house at August 05, 2010 05:53 PM (PXaZS)

70
I can't take it with this birth certificate crap anymore.
-Ace

I know. Then there's always someone saying - "well, Obama hasn't released it yet so... and he was born in Kenya... and Indonesia... "
Please - Stop. It's over. the lazy way out won't work. Bamster was born in Hawaii. Can we focus - please.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 05, 2010 05:53 PM (0fzsA)

71 Posted by: denny crane at August 05, 2010 05:52 PM (I+7Zv)
Hmmm, the stupid in this one is very strong........

Posted by: Darth Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 05:53 PM (OWjjx)

72 Posted by: denny crane at August 05, 2010 05:52 PM (I+7Zv)
Well, your probably too god damn stupid to understand this, but no. Stalking horse candidates are strictly illegal. Voting for a candidate for less than pure reasons are not. Otherwise, you would be in jail, because you don't vote for the candidate you think will do the best for the country, you vote for the one that will give you the most government money while you continue to suck dick at the local gloryhole.
Now, go get your friggin shinebox.

Posted by: Darth Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 05:56 PM (OWjjx)

73 What up, dogs?

Posted by: Michael Steele at August 05, 2010 05:56 PM (8/oOq)

74 My district used to be a Republican lock. Enter the Philadelphia refugees. Just as the damn Yankees are invading heretofore pleasant locales in the Carolinas and Florida, escapees from the roiling pit of Philadelphia incompetence and corruption are now stinking up our lovely suburbs. We had a great Republican congressman for 16 years until Clinton's junta decided to railroad him out of here. The FBI very publicly raided Curt Weldon's house, there was some kind of corruption alleged...about six weeks before the election. That's how we got the lizard Sestak. He hadn't even lived in the district, he was a beltway insider. He only moved here so he could run for Congress. Needless to say, he is the darling of the Swarthmore Hen Party.
And that is who is opposing Pat Toomey in the Senate race.
Anyway, back to my district and why I think the faux TEA partier may not cause much damage. There's a common sense dynamic here, if the Curt Weldon frame-up hadn't happened he most likely would still be our Congressman. And the growing number of Independents hate 0bama and they will remember that Sestak rubber-stamped the 0bamalosi agenda.
(To date, no charges have been filed against former Congressman Weldon.)

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2010 05:56 PM (+FkcS)

75
Either the house flips in November, or it all comes to a screeching halt.

If the democrat party retains control of both houses of the legislature, the Chinese are going to call our markers.

The day that the transfer payments fail to make it on time to the inmates of the big cities is the end of the world as we know it.

Posted by: MikeO at August 05, 2010 05:56 PM (lBmZl)

76 >>>Of course not. The GOP Establishment hate the Tea Party more than the Dems do. The NRC will assist any discrediting of the Tea Party. Enemy of my enemy.

Please, Fringey McFringer... you're obviously not into this two-party system deal, so find somewhere where your John Bircher Society style conspiratorial ramblings are more appreciated.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 05:57 PM (KUUXH)

77 #67
Is this like that Chaos thing that Rush wanted to do ? Is Acorn and Soros behind it ?

Yes, little moppet, they are exactly the same thing...*rolls eyes*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 05, 2010 05:57 PM (9hSKh)

78 Listen here all of you making fun of me... you see this badge... it says that as a former marine I have the power to arrest you, or kill you or something... because you see I was reading the Emancipation proclamation and it gives me the authority... so I had it printed up on this badge... you can see it there... it's real small because it's kinda long... but it there and none of you can check the trunk of my car for a body either... so... look a squirrel...

Posted by: Basil Marceaux at August 05, 2010 05:58 PM (ef6LD)

79
OT (?): Now we know what all that missile tech Bubba Clinton sold to China was used for: precision anti-carrier missiles. Imagine them deployed at the Panama Canal. You know, that canal through the isthmus he gave them, also?

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 05, 2010 05:58 PM (fx8sm)

80 Can't we run some Communists to split the Democrat vote?

Imagine the media debunking claims around the country of 'Obama's classmate in Indonesia','worked on Obama's Karl Marx report', 'knew him well during my cocaine days'. That would ferret out a few witnesses. "Hey, I wrote that for him...err, I mean... never mind."

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2010 05:59 PM (FcR7P)

81 >>>Ace, you are a blithering idiot. Amerikkka elected Red Guard Youth Leader to the most powerful position in in the world and you're bitchin' about those who saw that early on gettin' snookered by itinerant loons.

>>>>You supported Romney! There is no comparative appropriate to define your level of stupidity.

Great, more Fringers.

In fact I did not support Romney -- at least not until the last three candidates were McCain, Romney, and Huckabee.

I'm getting a real North American Union vibe here.

Isn't there a nice Bircher/LaRouchie blog you guys usually hang out at?

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 05:59 PM (KUUXH)

82 Isn't there a nice Bircher/LaRouchie blog you guys usually hang out at?





Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 05:59 PM (KUUXH)
Queen of England!!!!1!1!1!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:01 PM (lN56Y)

83 This is how JFK got elected to Senate with the two Rossi's on the ballot opposing him.
That Senator who was all concerned about Alvin Greene winning the nomination should be all up in arms over this, right??

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 05, 2010 06:04 PM (QxSug)

84 67 Is this like that Chaos thing that Rush wanted to do ? Is Acorn and Soros behind it ?

No, but we're behind your mother, slamming her in the can. Got both of us in there, too!

Posted by: George Soros & Sean Penn at August 05, 2010 06:04 PM (zgZzy)

85 >>>That's right, Ace! Voters should stick with the party that can bring voters candidates they can rely on:

John McCain
Lindsey Graham
George Herbert (I almost made it Herbivore) Walker Bush
Dede Scozzafava
and last, but not least, Arlen Specter.

...

You know what, then, Kenny-Boy? Then you are my enemy and I intend to treat you as such.

Just like any other idiot fucking liberal troll.

Take your fringe insanity and your pinings for a resurrected and rehabilitated John Birch Society, fold them up nicely, and sodomize yourself with them until your bleed out of your eyeballs.

Ken, you're a freak. You always were a freak. You are all in love with the idea of a "Tea Party" because the party itself is not yet well defined and you believe then that you can imprint it with your freakish poltiics and then start winning elections for whatever freaky shit you believe.

You probably haven't voted in previous elections (probably since Wallace) so I will not miss your vote.

Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.

Have a nice day, and be well in your gibbering lunatic hell.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:04 PM (KUUXH)

86
"Can't we run some Communists to split the Democrat vote?
"

I think that's a brilliant idea. Peel off the hard-core "Single payer" communist lefties from the more mild democrats who just like Obama for the wow /view factor.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 05, 2010 06:04 PM (0fzsA)

87 "Can't we run some Communists to split the Democrat vote?
"

I think that's a brilliant idea.

I have a goatee and a Greek fisherman's hat!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:05 PM (lN56Y)

88 Read some of the libtards' comments excusing this behavior,
Yep. Swarthmore mommies and their ilk have embraced Malcom X's slogan of "By Any Means Necessary". Do you know what's really disgusting about these limo lib prog/commie useful idiot dupes? They have the world by the tail. Swarthmore is a beautiful suburb, the typical Northeastern tree-lined streets with preWWII housing stock. They should be ELATED to be so privileged to enjoy all the benefits afforded to them by our Constitution, which can only be preserved by conservative principles. And they have swallowed the crazyassed proglib/Commiecrat line whole. I don't even know how they have the mental acuity to get up in the morning and squeeze out that one blackhead that's looming at the tip of their cute little noses.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2010 06:06 PM (+FkcS)

89 why is everyone looking at me?

Posted by: ralph nader at August 05, 2010 06:06 PM (8/oOq)

90 denny crane = john ryan ? The stupid's the same.

Posted by: nickless at August 05, 2010 06:07 PM (MMC8r)

91 >>> Nobody talks about this shit here until you or Ace or someone else doing backflips trying to prove "I'm a Conservative But I'm Not With Those Crazies Over There" starts whining about "birthers" out of the blue.

Fair enough, but it wasn't quite out of the blue. We have a goo-goo eyed dude running against a viable candidate, and bet your bottom dollar there will be the obligatory appeals to vote against the Republican for being too "cowardly" to bring the non-issue up.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:08 PM (KUUXH)

92 "Can't we run some Communists to split the Democrat vote? "
The sidebar has a great article about how the unions are split in NJ, thanks to Chris Christie informing the public about their perfidy and greed.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2010 06:08 PM (+FkcS)

93 >>>denny crane = john ryan ?

That's what they say.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:08 PM (KUUXH)

94
But since y'all brought it up, no, Obama HASN'T released his birth certificate yet


What part of "I can't take it with this birth certificate crap anymore." do you not understand?


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 05, 2010 06:10 PM (0fzsA)

95
Remmeber when ALEC BALDWIN threatened to stone HENRY HYDE to death?


hahaha, what a crazy teabagger!

Posted by: googoowing plover at August 05, 2010 06:11 PM (uFokq)

96 Have a nice day, and be well in your gibbering lunatic hell.



Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:04 PM (KUUXH)
LOL, was that the banhammer ace?

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2010 06:12 PM (/jbAw)

97
btw, Baldwin said that on Conan O'Brien. You think you can find that clip on yooboob?

Nope.

Posted by: googoowing plover at August 05, 2010 06:13 PM (uFokq)

98 shit, Baldwin went off on his 12 year old daughter and called her a pig. He's a big hit in Swarthmore.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2010 06:13 PM (+FkcS)

99 100 shit, Baldwin went off on his 12 year old daughter and called her a pig. He's a big hit in Swarthmore.

Bitch had it coming.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 05, 2010 06:14 PM (zgZzy)

100 Oh, wait! The Real Housewives of DC premieres tonight. I can always watch those scrunts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

OH JOY!! I guess I know what'll be on the tube here at Ft. Hammer.

I understand that the White Crib party crashers will be one of the couples on the show.

Don't look at me like that. I don't watch that tripe, but The Ol' Lady watches so much of all the House Ho's shows, I get it by osmosis...

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at August 05, 2010 06:14 PM (CG6Tz)

101 Remember, there was some asshole who got on the ballot in Nevada as a Tea Party candidate so he could be a stalking-horse for Dingy Dumbfuck Harry, and the real Tea Partiers bought ads in local media and neutralized him to the point that he's a non-factor. I don't see why they can't do the same elsewhere.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at August 05, 2010 06:16 PM (IoUF1)

102 >>>LOL, was that the banhammer ace?

No, but the fact is, idiots like this are the enemy, same as the Democrats, and should be treated as such.

We have a bunch of fucking flakes who have dressed up their psychological disorders and called them "politics" running around hoping to start a third party sufficiently crazy for their liking, and what, I'm supposed to be like, "Oh that's cool, your heart's in the right place?"

Their hearts aren't in the right place. They're mutants. Fuck 'em.

You're either with us or you're with the terrorists, as a wise man just said.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:18 PM (KUUXH)

103 Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:04 PM (KUUXH)
Now that was a rant for the ages.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 06:18 PM (OWjjx)

104 >>> Remember, there was some asshole who got on the ballot in Nevada as a Tea Party candidate so he could be a stalking-horse for Dingy Dumbfuck Harry, and the real Tea Partiers bought ads in local media and neutralized him to the point that he's a non-factor. I don't see why they can't do the same elsewhere.

Right they can, but it's really important then to publicize the living shit out of this so people know there are liberals out there -- former UAW steward, for God's sakes! -- trying to hoodwink and bamboozle them.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:19 PM (KUUXH)

105 Hi all, remember me?

Posted by: crazy truther "Tea-Party candidate" exposed in 5 seconds by Glenn Beck on the radio at August 05, 2010 06:20 PM (ef6LD)

106 Maybe they'll take the hint.

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2010 06:20 PM (/jbAw)

107 former UAW steward, for God's sakes! -- trying to hoodwink and bamboozle them.

I hates me a plagiarist.

Posted by: Spike Lee at August 05, 2010 06:21 PM (lN56Y)

108 Some of the oldest tricks n the book. Trying to find a difference between a democrat and a republican is like try n to find a difference between the Gotti's and the Gambino's. While they may go to war every once and a while. They will always protect the system.

roflmao

Posted by: donabernathy at August 05, 2010 06:22 PM (iHhDP)

109 >>>Some of the oldest tricks n the book. Trying to find a difference between a democrat and a republican is like try n to find a difference between the Gotti's and the Gambino's. While they may go to war every once and a while. They will always protect the system.

>>>roflmao

John Bircher Society or LaRouchie, then?

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:28 PM (KUUXH)

110 Threadwinner.
37
"Retarded" is a very hateful term.
Try "so fucking stupid he makes Alvin Greene look like a black Stephen Hawking, but with useful appendages".
I think the term you are looking for is "he went the full Pelosi."

Posted by: skye at August 05, 2010 06:29 PM (HwMXR)

111 Posted by: donabernathy at August 05, 2010 06:22 PM (iHhDP)
Well, in that case, just quit. Ignore politics and go blessfully into....ah, whatever the hell it is you go into......therapy?

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 06:31 PM (OWjjx)

112 "Can't we run some Communists to split the Democrat vote? "
split?! I'm sure we'd win the whole kitten-kaboodle.It's sounds right but kitten-kaboodle just doesn't work well on paper. hmm.

Posted by: skye at August 05, 2010 06:31 PM (HwMXR)

113 You know, I would suggest to a lot of the people who are crazed with the idea that the "system is stacked against them to keep them down" that

1) This sounds an awful lot like the pre-emptive excuse-making condemned when it comes from the mouths of black racialists,

and

2) Do we really need to conspire to keep you down? Would you REALLY be setting the world on fire if not for the corrupt deal the GOP has struck with the Democrats?

This is why I hate birtherism, to be honest: It's part of this continuum of conspiracy-type thinking which is frankly a personality defect, which

1) flatters the person with this belief system into thinking they "know" more than the average "sheep"

and

2) also explains a hell of a lot of personal *failure.*

I just hate conspiracies, I hate them, and I hate conspiracy theorists. I make exception for people I know (and I do know some -- some of course are here) because I can overlook any flaw in a friend (the same as you are kind enough to overlook mine), but I'm just repelled by the mindset itself.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:31 PM (KUUXH)

114 I can't take it with this birth certificate crap anymore.
-Ace

I have to say I'm in this camp as well.

The jugeared Kendonesian is on video talking about his birth in Kenya, and the evidence supporting his ineligibility is overwhelming, and I know deep in my Red, White and Blue All-American heart this to be true, but there will not be a damn thing done about it. The fucker is gonna infest 1600 Penn. Ave. for 2.5 more years and will run for re-election, I promise you that.

GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!

We have bigger fish to fry. The key to saving our Republic is to get control of Congress. Both houses. With that we can shut this sonuvabitch down. Now is not the time to get divided over shit we can do nothing about, but unite to change the things we can.

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at August 05, 2010 06:33 PM (CG6Tz)

115 But after Labor Day, I say we all go tasmanian devil on them.
http://tinyurl.com/2dqf4yd
------------------
I'm beginning to lose hope in November.
Don't. The red wave is coming. Remember one thing: we are 89 days out of the mid-term. For the most part, campaigns are in organizing mode because the typical voter is 1) on vacation or 2) planning on going on vacation or 3) starting the get back to school mood or 4) largely distracted by other summer activities. After Labor Day, focus starts to occur. That is when you let the world know these possers (yea, my daughter would be embarressed to see I used that term) get exposed.
Its a long time and too long for all of us to start becoming Eeyores.

Posted by: skye at August 05, 2010 06:34 PM (HwMXR)

116 I just hate conspiracies, I hate them, and I hate conspiracy theorists.

Don't be bitter. The secret knowledge is not for all.

Posted by: Rosicrucians at August 05, 2010 06:34 PM (8/oOq)

117 and what I really hate is the ARROGANT conspiracy mutant, the one who giggles "roflmao" because he's sooooo convinced he sooo knows what's "really going on" that he can only chuckle bemusedly at those who don't have his insights.

Same fucking thing with every conspiracy theorist. At some point you get that self-satisfied smile from them. "Is that what you believe?" they ask, with that knowing smug smile.

That's half the appeal. Same as with liberalism (which itself is, in fact, a large semi-coherent hodgepodge of various conspiracy theories, all involving the "Powerful" conspiring to keep down "the People").

Self-flattery, excuse making, scapegoating powerful but vague forces for one's own failure.

I don't like this bullshit when it comes from the left and I'm not a great fan of the rights' mutations of it either.



Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:36 PM (KUUXH)

118 I just hate conspiracies, I hate them, and I hate conspiracy theorists.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean somebody isn't out to get you.

Political conspiracies are real. Vote fraud doesn't happen one person at a time. These "Tea Party" frauds got lots of help.

No, the Illuminati did not plant a fake birth announcement in the Gotalakanooki Times to raise up a Kenyan born usurper. The New World Order is not a corporation run by George Soros and the Jewish bankers from Atlantis.

But if you say one thing about my socks and the elves, I'll....

Well, I think I'll have to kill you.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:38 PM (lN56Y)

119
and what I really hate is the ARROGANT conspiracy mutant, the one who
giggles "roflmao" because he's sooooo convinced he sooo knows what's
"really going on" that he can only chuckle bemusedly at those who don't
have his insights.

Gnostics.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:39 PM (lN56Y)

120 you know what i mean.

Yes, there are real conspiracies; tens of thousands of people per year are charge with them.

But you know what I mean.

I mean a Secret Knowledge that more easily explains a complex world and also positions Vague and Powerful Conspirators at the heart of a large directed operation to frustrate the dreams of the conspiracy theorist.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:40 PM (KUUXH)

121 Ace, you're so wrong.

Posted by: nickless at August 05, 2010 06:41 PM (MMC8r)

122 you know what i mean.

Oh, of course I do. Thing is they don't actually mean it.

Look at 9/11 truthers. I always tell them that if they are right and the government murdered 3000 of our countrymen in cold blood like that, then the only reasonable and adult thing to do is raise an army, storm DC, and hang the perpetrators from lamp posts. And it's true that that act would be eminently reasonable.

Notice no one has done that?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:43 PM (lN56Y)

123 Well except for The Pentaverate, I meant.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:43 PM (KUUXH)

124 >>> Thing is they don't actually mean it.

Yeah they do.

>>>Look at 9/11 truthers. I always tell them that if they are right and the government murdered 3000 of our countrymen in cold blood like that, then the only reasonable and adult thing to do is raise an army, storm DC, and hang the perpetrators from lamp posts. And it's true that that act would be eminently reasonable.

>>>Notice no one has done that?

That's because they're pussies, not because they don't believe it.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:44 PM (KUUXH)

125
I can't take it with this birth certificate crap anymore.

Bilderberg Meetings Participant Lists 1954-2009 is still fair game, right?

Posted by: sTevo at August 05, 2010 06:46 PM (VMcEw)

126 That's because they're pussies, not because they don't believe it.


Well, there's that.....

I like to deal with real conspiracies, like vote fraud and handing out USDA positions in settlement of lawsuits. There's enough crooked shit going on to keep any man more than happily busy.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:47 PM (lN56Y)

127 Gnostics.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:39 PM (lN56Y)
Zoroastrians

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2010 06:48 PM (/jbAw)

128 Druids!

Posted by: nickless at August 05, 2010 06:48 PM (MMC8r)

129 University of Michigan fans!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:49 PM (lN56Y)

130 The "Bilderberg" thing is silly.

Now, the Arcane Exalted Triumverate, on the other hand-- that shit's real, yo.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:50 PM (KUUXH)

131 University of Michigan fans!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:49 PM (lN56Y)
University of Michigan Staff and Alumni



Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2010 06:51 PM (/jbAw)

132 Now, the Arcane Exalted Triumverate

I had one of those guys in my bowling league. They talk shit, but they ain't all that.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:52 PM (lN56Y)

133 "Conspiracy," can be wrongly attributed to separate people working separately toward commonly held goals.

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2010 06:53 PM (HtIec)

134 The Grand Mystic Royal Order Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2010 06:54 PM (/jbAw)

135 The Grand Mystic Royal Order Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2010 06:54 PM (/jbAw)
Great hats.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:55 PM (lN56Y)

136 >>> They talk shit, but they ain't all that.

(knowing smile)

Uh-huh. Is that what they want you to think?

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:55 PM (KUUXH)

137 Notice no one has done that? That's because they're pussies, not because they don't believe it.
No, its because they blew all their jack on super slow digital camera equipment to capture the exact frame of when Bush appears on the hologram right before the plane hits the first tower and they can no longer afford bus fare to get to DC.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 06:55 PM (OWjjx)

138 Do you know how naive you sound? Governors and Senators don't have people shot, Michael.

Posted by: Kay Corleone at August 05, 2010 06:56 PM (KUUXH)

139 Now who's being naive, Kay?

Posted by: Michael Corleone at August 05, 2010 06:56 PM (KUUXH)

140 >>> They talk shit, but they ain't all that.



(knowing smile)



Uh-huh. Is that what they want you to think?





Posted by: ace at August 05, 2010 06:55 PM (KUUXH)
I mean, he was a nice guy, and all that. But he had weird eyes. And a tattoo of a baby holding a rabbit skull. And he always had lots of cash on him.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 06:57 PM (lN56Y)

141 BLB, blb, blb, blb, blb,

Posted by: Freddo Corleone at August 05, 2010 06:58 PM (OWjjx)

142 BLB, blb, blb, blb, blb,

Posted by: Freddo Corleone Barack Obama when his teleprompter is getting rained on at August 05, 2010 06:58 PM (OWjjx)

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 07:00 PM (lN56Y)

143 Way to tear apart all those crazy conspiracy theory types, Ace.

In recognition for all hard work and the terrific blogging today, I attach to you... the Stone of Triumph!

Posted by: Stonecutter "Number One" at August 05, 2010 07:00 PM (ef6LD)

144 Congratulations on your marriage, and may your first child, be a male child.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at August 05, 2010 07:00 PM (KUUXH)

145 Do you know how naive you sound? Governors and Senators don't have people shot, Michael.
Goddamn it Rod....why the f#%k didn't you think of that first, you goddamn mother f#@king idiot! You could have just had that son of a bitch Fitzgerald shot......then I would not have had to do that god damn lousy reality show!
Rod!

Posted by: Patti Blagojovich at August 05, 2010 07:01 PM (OWjjx)

146 These references insist upon themselves.

(heavy-lidded eyes)

They insist upon themselves.

Posted by: Peter Griffin at August 05, 2010 07:02 PM (KUUXH)

147 Posted by: Freddo Corleone Barack Obama when his teleprompter is getting rained on at August 05, 2010 06:58 PM (OWjjx)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 05, 2010 07:00 PM (lN56Y)
Winner. If you had Herr at post number 145, go to the Pay Window with your ticket and collect your winnings. To those who didn't, better luck next thread. Which, at the rate Ace is posting, is about 9 minutes away.

Posted by: AOSHQ Bookie at August 05, 2010 07:03 PM (OWjjx)

148 Ace, its not that your a bad blogger. Its that John Ryan, Palin Steele and erg were bad trolls, god bless their souls.

Posted by: Don Coreleon at August 05, 2010 07:10 PM (OWjjx)

149 You know,
you gotta stop them at the beginning. Like they should have stopped
Hitler at Munich, they should never let him get away with that, they was
just asking for trouble.

Posted by: Clemenza at August 05, 2010 07:17 PM (HtIec)

150 Real conspiracy! Scientology

Billions of years ago the intergalactic overlord Xenu used a
film to brainwash our souls ("Thetans") into believing in the world's
major religions, which he invented.

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2010 07:18 PM (/jbAw)

151 Go ahead and vote. I'll stay home and masturbate. And at the end of the day, I'll at least have something to show for it.

Posted by: George Carlin at August 05, 2010 07:20 PM (ySNz/)

152 there is no such thing as a Tea Party party ...

it is Dems who think they have to vote for the guy/gal with a D next to their name ...

let them put as many fake T candidates as they want on the ballot ... the actual Tea Party movement voters know who is real, they are not mindless sheep like the Dems think ... that is the beauty of the movement, its not about group think, it is about individuals thinking independently and working together towards a common goal ...

No leaders to be character assassinated, no "party" platform to be attacked ... just a handful of common sense principals that are more powerful than all the spin from the MSM or the lies from Obama/Pelosi/Reid ...

Alinksy is rolling over in his well deserved grave ... If sanity is returned to DC in Nov '10 and Nov '12 I plan on making a pilgrimage to Alinksy's gravesite and pay my respects.

Posted by: Jeff at August 05, 2010 07:21 PM (+5uxG)

153 @32: "The enemy is showing no quarter. What is the proper response?"
Surrender, capitulate, retreat, kow-tow, bow, scrape, grovel, flee, bare throat/offer knife, and ask rubes for more money because "we are fighting for you!"

Posted by: The GOP at August 05, 2010 07:28 PM (ySNz/)

154 Fucking hilarious. Here's a news flash, the Democratic Party isn't the Gang Who Couldn't Shoot Straight anymore. Fuck with us and we'll take you down. Oh and it isn't hard for the Dems to find Tea Party whackos to paper these elections with. There is no shortage. You conservatives need to learn that if you live by the whackos, you die by the whackos. Enjoy.

Posted by: Sally Ann Cavanaugh at August 05, 2010 07:32 PM (FRErk)

155 @71: " Can we focus - please."
Hear, fuckin' hear!
There are so many other hills to not die on; so many other, worthier fights to avoid in order to save our ammunition; so very, very many critical issues to puss out on, we really just cannot spend any more time on this!

Posted by: The GOP at August 05, 2010 07:33 PM (ySNz/)

156 Ross Perot redux.

Posted by: rawmuse at August 05, 2010 07:40 PM (lLyFQ)

157 My two favorite conspiracy theories are a bit off the beaten track: TWA800 and the USS Liberty. And by "favorite" I mean I can almost taste how bad I want to strangle someone when they try to sell either one.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 05, 2010 07:42 PM (IQBsP)

158 Stick it up your ass, Sally Ann. We are going to wipe the floor with you progressive moonbats in November.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 05, 2010 07:45 PM (IQBsP)

159 @104: "idiots like this are the enemy, same as the Democrats"
What? The Democrats are our enemy? Why weren't we informed of this previously? Shit, we've got some serious strategy reformatting to do! Someone fire up the coffee maker - this is gonna be an all-nighter!

Posted by: The GOP at August 05, 2010 07:46 PM (ySNz/)

160 @110: "Trying to find a difference between a democrat and a republican is like try n to find a difference between the Gotti's and the Gambino's"
Gotti was a Gambino; Gambino wasn't a Gott.
Gambino was a brilliant criminal; Gotti was a retard
Gambino died rich, old, and in his bed at home; Gotti died in prison.
In the political realm, Dems are the Gambinos; the GOP is Gotti's retarded sidekick Angelo Ruggiero (on their best days).

Posted by: The GOP at August 05, 2010 07:53 PM (ySNz/)

161 Oh and it isn't hard for the Dems to find Tea Party whackos to paper these elections with. There is no shortage.
The Dems plant them with media impunity. Oh crap, Sally Ann, I forgot, that is a big word for you.
Now, got get me a sammich.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 05, 2010 07:56 PM (OWjjx)

162 @126: "Well except for The Pentaverate, I meant"
Down to four, now. The Colonel already went tits-up.

Posted by: Mr. MacKenzie at August 05, 2010 07:57 PM (ySNz/)

163 Go ahead and vote. I'll stay home and masturbate. And at the end of the day, I'll at least have something to show for it.
A flacid dick? Congratulations then, I guess.

Posted by: toby928 at August 05, 2010 08:33 PM (8/oOq)

164 Bilderberg Meetings Participant Lists 1954-2009 is still fair game, right?
Posted by: sTevo at August 05, 2010 06:46 PM (VMcEw)
Charlie Rose was at the last one (I kid you not - look at the list)
And he is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEvillllllllllllllllllllllllll..

Posted by: TexasJew at August 05, 2010 10:18 PM (o7kZZ)

165 "18
read the next part of the excerpt, I hadn't had it up a few minutes
ago... it's bad. The whole article is bad. This is seriously corrupt
shit going on here." -ace

If (todays) Democrats are involved, that's almost assured. The key to voting Tea Party has to be a vetting pre-election day. Don't vote straight party ticket or your sure to vote in some Democrat trolls. Look for the one's waving the red flags of "Where's Barry's Birth certificate" or "Barry's a communist!!" (although I have to admit, ol Barry kinda gets me thinking that occasionally myself. Those are the sure give aways and we should actually be thankful they're using attention whore tactics so we know who NOT to vote for.

Posted by: mrclark at August 05, 2010 11:26 PM (oEYKu)

166 #86 ooooh, I made an enemy out of a yappy cockapoo.

That all you got, you old laundry-woman?

I didn't even bother to mention Snowe or Collins. Or George Voinovich.

The sound of a nerve being hit MOT: it's like Waterford crystal.

Posted by: Ken at August 06, 2010 08:08 AM (RhmxX)

167 Leave it to Democrats to stoop this low...

Fucking hell

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