Overnight Open Thread

Welcome to the Monday.

WaPo: WikiLeaks 'a Clear and Present Danger'

The Washington Post's Marc Thiesson doesn't pull any punches:

Let's be clear: WikiLeaks is not a news organization; it is a criminal enterprise. Its reason for existence is to obtain classified national security information and disseminate it as widely as possible -- including to the United States' enemies.
And he's down with a snatch operation to grab Assange:
In 1989, the Justice Department's Office of Legal Counsel issued a memorandum entitled "Authority of the Federal Bureau of Investigation to Override International Law in Extraterritorial Law Enforcement Activities."

This memorandum declares that "the FBI may use its statutory authority to investigate and arrest individuals for violating United States law, even if the FBI's actions contravene customary international law" and that an "arrest that is inconsistent with international or foreign law does not violate the Fourth Amendment." In other words, we do not need permission to apprehend Assange or his co-conspirators anywhere in the world.

Apparently Wikileaks is feeling the pressure because last week they posted an encrypted 1.4GB file on the site labeled simply as 'insurance'. It's believed to be the remainder of all classified US military documents they have and expected that Wikileaks allies would release the key should Assange be detained.

And if all this wasn't reason enough to despise Julian Assange, it also turns out that he also writes poetry. I won't bother excepting any here but trust me it is teh horrible. And now I don't feel so bad about sending the blog's kick-murder squad out after him.

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Racist 'Tea Party' Comics Update
After last night's post several commenters pointed out that the comics' style actually resembled some of Ethan Persoff's own work which made me suspect that he was the actual person behind the comics. Well today he issued an update and disclosed that he had been in contact with the author who appears to be Tom Kalb, an owner of a comic book store in Mesa, AZ. And apparently Kalb has been selling the comics on ebay for quite some time. So at this point it doesn't seem to be a leftist plant after all, but it's not clear what relationship, if any, that Kalb has with the Tea Party movement. But hey the Narrative must roll on. (h/t to Coondawg68 )

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Orly Taitz - Now in a Downward Craziness Spiral
Well she has an interesting history and a respectable resume and has made herself Queen of the Birthers. But the problem with conspiracy believers is that they never know when to quit and are compelled to keep doubling down every time they lose. So after repeatedly bringing lawsuits questioning Obama's legitimacy before the same judge she's now facing a $20,000 fine. She appealed it to the 11th circuit who turned her appeal down. Next she asked the Supreme Court for a stay but was turned down in a letter from Justice Clarence Thomas. She's now going to court to allow her to verify personally that it is Thomas' signature on the decision.

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Newsweek Sold For $1
To Dr. Sidney Harman, husband of Rep. Jane Harman (D-CA), which is really a lot more than it's worth these days. Mostly it was about finding a buyer willing to take on its liabilities but god forbid not one that was too ickily conservative which is why they rejected Newsmax's offer. A lot of the staff and management seem happy to be a liberal opinion magazine written by liberals who dont want to admit theyre liberals. We'll see if Harman is willing to change that. And I like AP's idea of them going full tabloid.

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How The US Military Learned to Fight the IED
Here's a fascinating article on the arms race between US forces and insurgents' IEDs in Iraq and Afghanistan. Initially simple and crude, IEDs evolved quickly over 70 months to the point that they're now more sophisticated than anything the IRA ever used. In fact a new variant has appeared this year that uses passive IR and radio signal detectors to target only convoys carrying anti-IED jammers.

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Sun God Angry
And now is smiting the Earth with a Coronal Mass Ejection. Must sacrifice more sheep and virgins.

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Spot The Tranny - Givenchy Edition
One of these models is not what he/she seems.

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Which Chem Suit Is Right For You?
Well there's one to suit everyone's personality. Me - I kinda like the TK400 - it's fully protective but doesn't seem so scary to the Infected. Plus there's hoods for babies and pets too.

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10 Things That Women Do That Men Love
Yep you can't go wrong with smelling nice and being down with the BJ.

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A Dandy's Guide To Girl Watching
Apparently form is more important than you'd expect:

Rather, after sighting a striking face, you quickly look at girl's shoes, then "slowly, taking about three seconds, raise your eyes ... remembering always not to move the head." That last directive reminded my companion of instructions he'd gotten on his golf swing.
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The 20 Worst Swimsuits
Well really it's more about the worst swimwear choices. Caution - you may need eye bleach after viewing. (thanks to Heather Radish)

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The group thingy. You can figure out the rest.

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Comments

1 Hi y'all

Posted by: Bomber at August 02, 2010 09:56 PM (d88g9)

2 Now, back to read the thread.

Posted by: Bomber at August 02, 2010 09:56 PM (d88g9)

3 I think this guy is Obama's new car czar.
And thanks, HeatherRadish. I'm blind now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2010 09:57 PM (zgZzy)

4 I thought dandy's went out-of-fashion after the end of the Georgian Age (though they keep being reincarnated).

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 09:58 PM (HQSQk)

5 Dandies. My grammar is just awful today.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 09:58 PM (HQSQk)

6 Yeah - the tranny is NOT the one that you think it is. That one is ALL girl.
Shudder......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 02, 2010 09:59 PM (cwgDp)

7 So at this point it doesn't seem to be a leftist plant after all, but
it's not clear what relationship, if any, that Kalb has with the Tea
Party movement. But hey the Narrative must roll on.
That's one of the few downsides of the decentralized Tea Party approach - any nutball or leftist-plant can claim to be a Tea Partier.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 09:59 PM (c0A3e)

8 Pay $1 to take over $70 million in losses this year alone.Good move.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2010 10:00 PM (TrHzH)

9 Lacey are you there? I want to talk about Madmen.

Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2010 10:00 PM (M8nTD)

10 Oh, and the WaPo link isn't......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 02, 2010 10:01 PM (cwgDp)

11 One of these models is not what he/she seems

You can't fool me again, Maet - they're all trannies!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:01 PM (c0A3e)

12
Never, ever trust anything radish links or contributes to the site.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 02, 2010 10:01 PM (BnxZm)

13 I'm guessing the Andy Warhol comparison has been made here with regard to Julio Assbag?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 02, 2010 10:01 PM (IRwVS)

14 Since there really is no central tea party organization,it is at best a loose coalition,who gives a shit what one guy does?Any jackwagon can go to a tea party rally.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2010 10:01 PM (TrHzH)

15 Girl Smell

How the hell do you do it? I take showers, I use shampoo, yet how come
bluebirds don't follow my scent when I walk outside? The way girls smell
is one of the wonders of science, right next to dark matter and Hayden
Christensen's still getting speaking roles. You used my shower and my
2-in-1 shampoo and still your hair smells like hope and passion fruit!
HOW?

(emphasis mine)
Love it!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 10:02 PM (HQSQk)

16 You're welcome

(I was going to send a link to a photo of that transexual model nude, but it's kinda skirting the pr0n line, so I refrained. Her body (pre-op) doesn't bother me, but from the neck up she looks like a Neanderthal...WTF?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:02 PM (iLTNN)

17 Lacey are you there? I want to talk about Madmen.
Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2010 10:00 PM (M8nTD)


I saw last nights. Missed the first one of the season. Sorry to see Don slipped on to his secretary.

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 02, 2010 10:02 PM (U5btG)

18 Great post!

Posted by: curious at August 02, 2010 10:02 PM (p302b)

19 12
Never, ever trust anything radish links or contributes to the site.

Sound advice, Dang. Nobody should trust a dirt-stealing Radish, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:02 PM (c0A3e)

20 My boxing nickname was "The Southern Dandy."

Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 02, 2010 10:03 PM (zgZzy)

21 Fricken Asswipe wanted to be famous. Maybe in a few years, if he makes it that long, which I seriously doubt, he can write a book about what it's like to live perpetually without sleep and without anyonewho is will to stand within 10 feet of you.
Welcome to Hollywood, pal.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 02, 2010 10:03 PM (r1h5M)

22 It's nature baby!The opposite sex smells good to a heterosexual.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2010 10:04 PM (TrHzH)

23 Spot the tranny? If it isn't all of the above, I'm going with Person #4.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 10:04 PM (HQSQk)

24 May i say i dislike most mondays, sometimes tuesday, wednesday , ok at times whole weeks just suck.

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2010 10:04 PM (SbsTp)

25 22
It's nature baby!The opposite sex smells good to a heterosexual.

I find it...decadent.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:04 PM (c0A3e)

26 17 He didn't even mess up her hair, or dress or makeup. There is something to be said for that. Was she writing a resignation letter or just typing? Did she go to his apartment on purpose because she knows about the divorce? Did she really think he would get attached to her? Like Sterling did to his secretary.

Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2010 10:05 PM (M8nTD)

27 I'm imagining myself in a Chris Christie / Marc Theissen sandwich....

Posted by: Conservative Chicks in the good ole USA at August 02, 2010 10:05 PM (Z0ZyF)

28 FYI the History International channel is doing a piece on Tolkien's groundwork and references for the LOTR series.Sure to beappreciated by the geeks among us. It's on now.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 10:06 PM (rurh0)

29 Evening all.

Sheesh, what a day. Glad it's over - ish.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at August 02, 2010 10:06 PM (ZqxmO)

30 it also turns out that he also writes poetry.

I kinda want terrorists detainees to be forced to recite that shit during art therapy classes.


Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:06 PM (iLTNN)

31 Which chem suit is right for you?

Full body chem-suit, baby! Great for protection against Sarin, VX, anthrax, and decadence.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:06 PM (c0A3e)

32 That photo of Ass-auger is all the proof that one needs to know that he's an insufferable douchebag.

Corduroy Jacket.

And wearing a colored t-shirt under a jacket and dress shirt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2010 10:06 PM (P9+0W)

33 When enemies openly declare themselves as such, it is time to treat them that way whether individual, organization or nationa-state.
The United States is fully capable of frying Wikileaks infrastructure, targeting its leadership and making it go away.
However, as we still seek some sort of mystical "dialogue" with other enemies, I fear this is going to do us a great deal of harm.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2010 10:07 PM (NvFZs)

34 Tranny or not, thy have more testosterone than the mangina metrosexuals in the pic.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 02, 2010 10:07 PM (IRwVS)

35 Get in early to cash in on the Assange T-Shirts sure to be worn by the hippest lefty college students and wannabe anarchists

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 10:07 PM (vdfwz)

36 Never, ever trust anything radish links or contributes to the site.

*smoochies*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:07 PM (iLTNN)

37 Evening, Morons

Posted by: fluffy & sweaty at August 02, 2010 10:08 PM (4Kl5M)

38 I'm imagining myself in a Chris Christie / Marc Theissen sandwich....
Posted by: Conservative Chicks in the good ole USA at August 02, 2010 10:05 PM (Z0ZyF)
For your sake, I'm hopin the fat man is on the bottom.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 02, 2010 10:08 PM (IRwVS)

39 He didn't even mess up her hair, or dress or makeup. There is something to be said for that. Was she writing a resignation letter or just typing? Did she go to his apartment on purpose because she knows about the divorce? Did she really think he would get attached to her? Like Sterling did to his secretary.
Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2010 10:05 PM (M8nTD)

Don't think it was a resignation letter, but sure she thought she might have a chance for a realtionship.

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 02, 2010 10:08 PM (U5btG)

40 Assange's poetry consists mostly of slanderous couplets about Mohamed, mostly.

Posted by: toby928 at August 02, 2010 10:08 PM (8/oOq)

41 Get in early to cash in on the Assange T-Shirts sure to be worn by the hippest lefty college students and wannabe anarchists
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 10:07 PM (vdfwz)
Good point. Che weeps.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 02, 2010 10:09 PM (IRwVS)

42 Whomever designed the dental floss bathing suits needs to be shot, repeatedly. If they're deceased, their corpse should be drawn and quartered, and the pieces spread all over the world to warn others against such folly.

Doesn't matter who's wearing them. They're simply all sorts wrong!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:09 PM (c0A3e)

43 Isn't Australia involved in Afghanistan?They should arrest Asshat.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2010 10:10 PM (TrHzH)

44 The United States is fully capable of frying Wikileaks infrastructure, targeting its leadership and making it go away.

No we're not. Something about a lack of cojones.

Posted by: Bomber at August 02, 2010 10:10 PM (d88g9)

45 Bob Schieffer? Black Panthers?
Never heard of him or them.

Posted by: charlie gibson at August 02, 2010 10:10 PM (bH8eJ)

46 38
I killed them ALL! Women and children too!

Obi-Wan, get over here now! You're my only hope!

Posted by: What Natalie Portman should have said at August 02, 2010 10:10 PM (c0A3e)

47 Didn't Jugears McKenya give a speach in Philadephia about being TRANSEXUAL.

Just askin'.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 10:11 PM (MaqIC)

48 "Spot the tranny." Seriously. Given the looks among that group, who could possibly care?

Posted by: JorgXMcKie at August 02, 2010 10:11 PM (290l2)

49 No we're not. Something about a lack of cojones.
I said "capable." Will is another matter entirely.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2010 10:11 PM (NvFZs)

50 Well I won't mind if 'the tea party' denounces Tom Kalb and his fugly 'comics'.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 02, 2010 10:11 PM (dkExz)

51 The United States is fully capable of frying Wikileaks infrastructure, targeting its leadership and making it go away.

No we're not. Something about a lack of cojones.
Posted by: Bomber at August 02, 2010 10:10 PM (d88g9)

Aren't there any "cowboys" left at the CIA that could disappear this Assanger guy

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 02, 2010 10:11 PM (U5btG)

52 45
Isn't Australia involved in Afghanistan?They should arrest Asshat.

Assplunger needs to die a traitor's death.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:12 PM (c0A3e)

53 What compels people to wear such unseemly bathing suits in public? Eye bleach, STAT!

/It's like a moth drawn to flame, I'm telling you...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 10:13 PM (HQSQk)

54 Why is everybody blaming Julian Assange?
Everyone knows it was all George W. Bush's fault,with the help of teh joos of course.

Posted by: vlad at August 02, 2010 10:13 PM (bH8eJ)

55 i know who the tranny is! it's the "guy" at the top of the post, assburgers or whatever/

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 02, 2010 10:13 PM (SfDpg)

56 You know what pisses me off about you guys? All you ever want to talk about is hot chicks and shit on the ONT. Never cars.
Well screw all of yas. Here's some cars:
http://tinyurl.com/2ekjuc9

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 02, 2010 10:14 PM (r1h5M)

57 Julian Assange needs get ass raped to death by a camel.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 10:15 PM (MaqIC)

58 Oh, God, I love this so much. When, out of the blue, a girl will place a
hand on your arm while she's laughing, or pick something out of your
hair, or fix your collar. There's something so divine about an
unexpected, casual, sweet touch like this. It's so beautiful and tiny
and makes us feel all warm and happy.

If somebody touched me liked this, I would pull out the Blade of Olympus and hack away until the offending touch was removed.

Several colleagues and family members almost lost phalanges until they learned better.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:15 PM (c0A3e)

59 Aren't there any "cowboys" left at the CIA that could disappear this Assanger guy
Posted by: nevergiveup at August 02, 2010 10:11 PM (U5btG)
No.

Posted by: Post mid 70s CIA at August 02, 2010 10:15 PM (IRwVS)

60
Julian Assange: Wikileaks founder fears he could be arrested Julian
Assange, the Australian founder of Wikileaks, has said he has been
warned by "inside sources in the White House" not to return to the US as
he could be arrested. The
39 year-old told journalists at the Frontline Club last night that US
government insiders had informed him about discussions to charge him as a
co-conspirator to espionage. The discussions were later dropped. Mr
Assange says despite this he still fears he is at risk of being
forcefully detained by the US government as a material witness in the
prosecution of US intelligence analyst Bradley Manning.

Posted by: Bomber at August 02, 2010 10:15 PM (d88g9)

61 In before the spam?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 10:17 PM (YVZlY)

62 The CIA headquarters is almost all libtard careerists.

Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2010 10:17 PM (M8nTD)

63 60
If somebody touched
me liked this, I would pull out the Blade of Olympus and hack away
until the offending touch was removed.Several colleagues and
family members almost lost phalanges until they learned better.

Family members, Kratos?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 10:17 PM (HQSQk)

64 55
What compels people to wear such unseemly bathing suits in public? Eye bleach, STAT!

Beats me. Maybe they like getting attention, despite it being all negative.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:17 PM (c0A3e)

65 Ohio Dan - thread-killer

Posted by: Jean at August 02, 2010 10:18 PM (CPefM)

66 Aw, Come On!!! "10 Things Women Do That Men Love", and it's NOT 10 variations of BJ's? Maybe I'm cynical, but that guy's list struck me as being a bit fluffy. That or too many of the men I know are pigs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2010 10:18 PM (24Cah)

67 Bomber, what he should fear is someone walking up behind him silently and putting a .22 in the back of his head.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 10:18 PM (MaqIC)

68 Sign of the Apocalypse number 1,934,242:
I have heard clips of two 80s songs under Tarrget commercials tonight.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2010 10:19 PM (NvFZs)

69 Why would the white house warn him not to return? He should be encouraged to return and then he should be arrested. Why the warning? That's weird.

Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2010 10:19 PM (M8nTD)

70 Julian Assange needs get ass raped to death by a camel.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 10:15 PM (MaqIC)
Uhhh....dude, could we come up with something he might not enjoy?
I'm thinking busty strippers, 80's heavy metal, and football in south Texas.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 02, 2010 10:19 PM (IRwVS)

71 Aren't there any "cowboys" left at the CIA that could disappear this Assanger guy



You're welcome.

Is anyone else hot in here?

Posted by: Zombie Frank Church at August 02, 2010 10:19 PM (P9+0W)

72 Julian Assange draws a prettymean Mohammed Cartoon as well.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2010 10:19 PM (khs+8)

73 Evening, mm's. Got me a good Monday funk going on here.

Posted by: Scott J. at August 02, 2010 10:19 PM (eXUwE)

74 What compels people to wear such unseemly bathing suits in public? Eye bleach, STAT!
They should all go to a seminar run by the cast of Jersey Shore on what's acceptable beachwear. That Snooki just oozes class and refinement.

Posted by: vlad at August 02, 2010 10:19 PM (bH8eJ)

75 Julian Assange = Douche Bag

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 02, 2010 10:20 PM (yQWNf)

76 That list of stuff guys love is kind of adorable. And thank goodness some men understand the big, be-prepared-at-all-times handbag. If we were men, we'd be considered boy scouts.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at August 02, 2010 10:20 PM (5wfK4)

77
The Birther crap is a big gift to the democrats.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 10:20 PM (0fzsA)

78 I also heard that Julian Assange was the Ghost Writer for 'The Satanic Verses'.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2010 10:20 PM (khs+8)

79 10 most conservative and 10 most liberal states according to Gallup

10 most conservative by percentageWyoming - 53 Mississipi - 53 Utah -51 South Dakota - 50 Alabama - 49 North Dakota - 49 Idaho - 48 South Carolina - 46 Oklahoma - 46 Nebraska - 46 Louisiana - 4610 most liberal by percentage;District of Columbia - 42 Rhode Island - 32 Connecticut - 29 Vermont - 29Massachusetts - 28 Colorado - 27 New York - 27 Oregon - 26 Washington - 25 New Jersey - 25On average, conservatives outnumber liberals by about 20 percentage
points across all states. Only in the District of Columbia and Rhode
Island did liberals outnumber conservatives during the first half of
2010.

Caveat: This is self identification, and a lot of the "moderates" on page 2 are probably liberals who don't foam at the mouth



Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 10:20 PM (vdfwz)

80 Why the warning? That's weird.

Not altogether unexpected though.

Posted by: Bomber at August 02, 2010 10:20 PM (d88g9)

81 #65 Family members, Kratos?

My wife...my child. How? I left them in Sparta....

Ares!!!!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:20 PM (c0A3e)

82 pinches Kratos cheek.

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2010 10:20 PM (SbsTp)

83 I could have easily gone the rest of my life without a mention of Frank Church again.
Even in jest--what a total bag of useless water and organics.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2010 10:21 PM (NvFZs)

84 The highlight of my day was not being forced to watch Jim Cramer whilst @ the gym.

/The flat screen TVs are right in front of a majority of the exercise bikes.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 10:21 PM (HQSQk)

85 I will admit I own and wear the male version of the body shirt that woman is wearing. I don't look as bad in it as she does in hers. BTW I'm 6'0" 210lbs.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 10:22 PM (rurh0)

86 Maybe I'm cynical, but that guy's list struck me as being a bit fluffy. That or too many of the men I know are pigs.
Well, for me it wouldn't all be bjs. I have lots of stuff. Like make me a sammich. Or to not ask *why* I'm having a bad day. Or when a woman is hatin' on Obama for being a pinhead. These are all things I appriciate.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 02, 2010 10:22 PM (SfDpg)

87 Julian's best coarse of action is US custody. If one of those leaked documents incriminates a Afghan drug lord for giving the US the time of day, ...

Posted by: Jean at August 02, 2010 10:22 PM (CPefM)

88 I have heard clips of two 80s songs under Tarrget commercials tonight.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2010 10:19 PM (NvFZs)
The 80's are back. I wouldn't know it either if it weren't for my nieces.

Posted by: ErikW at August 02, 2010 10:22 PM (zhrA0)

89 Girl Thursday has arrived. meow.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 10:23 PM (MaqIC)

90 I could have easily gone the rest of my life without a mention of Frank Church again.

Even in jest--what a total bag of useless water and organics.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2010 10:21 PM (NvFZs)

Frank Church hurt our National Security as much as anybody ever has.

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 02, 2010 10:23 PM (U5btG)

91 That Snooki just oozes

That she does

Posted by: The Situation at August 02, 2010 10:24 PM (4Kl5M)

92 68
Aw, Come On!!! "10 Things Women Do That Men Love", and it's NOT 10
variations of BJ's? Maybe I'm cynical, but that guy's list struck me as
being a bit fluffy. That or too many of the men I know are pigs.

That it was, but the guy had the honesty to put the oral decadence thing on the list. So I gather those are (mostly) his true feelings.

/Who wants somebody's dirty mouth near their genitalia? It's also a vulnerable point.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:24 PM (c0A3e)

93 Caveat: This is self identification, and a lot of the "moderates" on page 2 are probably liberals who don't foam at the mouth
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 10:20 PM (vdfwz)
Yup.Most so called moderates I ever metwere stone cold lefties.
Intellectual vanity prevents them from identifying as anything but an "open minded" moderate.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 02, 2010 10:24 PM (IRwVS)

94
Drop Julian off in the middle of a Taliban camp. Let them take care of him.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 10:24 PM (0fzsA)

95 84
#65 My
wife...my child. How? I left them in Sparta....Ares!!!!

You, who always speaks of the decadence of marital bliss, is married with children? SCE made a mistake here...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 10:25 PM (HQSQk)

96 "20 Worst Swimsuits". I don't even have to hit the link. I live in a city on Lake Michigan. Lots of 250-300 pounders wearing bikinis. Nothing against people being jolly and overweight. As an anti-nanny-stater, I consider it a personal choice. Been overweight myself in the past. But no wants to see 50 pounds of flab hanging over a bikini bottom.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2010 10:25 PM (24Cah)

97 So, a collection of freaks, fanatics, lunatics, perverts, and momma's boys are gonna transform our culture, civilization and society into a Pile of Steaming Turds

( remainder of post deleted to avoid Dark rumblings of revolution, etc )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 02, 2010 10:25 PM (uP7xk)

98 concerning the wikileaks thing.
i think this is emblematic of what america is today. weak and pathetic.
you are tell me we can't find someway to shut down this website, arrest everyone involved, execute the soldier for treason, and arrest julian jazz hands.
what the fuck has happened to this country.
thank god J. Edgar Hoover is dead, if he were alive he would kill us all.

what the fuck is wrong with us. Israel owes us a couple of favors, why can't we ask the mossad to do us a solid.

Posted by: Ben at August 02, 2010 10:25 PM (DKV43)

99 92- Gus

Posted by: Girl Thursday at August 02, 2010 10:26 PM (5wfK4)

100 Who wants somebody's dirty mouth near their genitalia? It's also a vulnerable point.
Bad time for her to go into a seizure.
/at least if'n her mouth clamped shut. It might happen.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 02, 2010 10:26 PM (SfDpg)

101 From the Assange link - "


The Wikileaks founder said: "Today the White House put out a private
briefing to reporters about Wikileaks and me and it quoted a section from an
interview with me in Der Spiegel saying that I enjoy crushing --------.



"Somehow the White House finds that offensive."
I'm old and not cool, what the hell is he referring to "crushing ?" or do I really not want to know.


Posted by: Jean at August 02, 2010 10:26 PM (CPefM)

102 Well screw all of yas. Here's some cars:
I didn't see any cars. Good link though.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 10:26 PM (rurh0)

103 Is the tranny the blond in the first picture?

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2010 10:26 PM (FcR7P)

104 Nothing in MSM about Manningbeing gay, pro-Obama who looks up to Barney Frank.

Posted by: madamex at August 02, 2010 10:27 PM (jChrK)

105 Recursion error on the girl-watching link.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2010 10:27 PM (x0Q7O)

106 #98 You, who always speaks of the decadence of marital bliss, is married with children? SCE made a mistake here...

It was a forced marriage. And Calliope was adopted.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:27 PM (c0A3e)

107 "remembering always not to move the head"

Words to live by.........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 02, 2010 10:27 PM (uP7xk)

108
Meow

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 10:27 PM (0fzsA)

109 80 The Birther crap is a big gift to the democrats.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 10:20 PM (0fzsA)

You know you're right. But what's amazing is that if it were the left making these arguments against a Republican President, it would be viewed as totally rational.

Bush plotting to stay in power after the election - and all of the evil shit ascribed to Cheney and Rove.

So my question I guess is this; Why is it that the libs can be as crazy as a pet coon and we've got to always be so sane and shit?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 02, 2010 10:27 PM (r1h5M)

110 Operation Grab Assange!

Hilarious.

Posted by: DavidM at August 02, 2010 10:28 PM (zde3F)

111 Speaking of LIBTARDS and National Security, has Sandy Berger had his fucking brains blown out yet??
If not, he should be on a list.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 10:28 PM (MaqIC)

112 Ohio Dan - thread-killer
I gotta admit hot chicks trumps LOTR anyday.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 10:28 PM (rurh0)

113 Doesn't matter who's wearing them. They're simply all sorts wrong!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:09 PM (c0A3e)

Nice try. No dice.

Posted by: Guy with one or two jpegs on his hard drive at August 02, 2010 10:28 PM (wOtDN)

114 If Cosmo put "Be down with the BJ. Period!" on their cover. I would say that they had finally stopped lying to women.

Posted by: Zeek at August 02, 2010 10:28 PM (hjyb5)

115 #53
Aren't there any "cowboys" left at the CIA that could disappear this Assanger guy
Yeah, I'd give my left nad for a squad of Mitch Rapp's..... and his buddies...

Posted by: IP Freely at August 02, 2010 10:29 PM (zL/eJ)

116 Speaking of LIBTARDS and National Security, has Sandy Berger had his fucking brains blown out yet??

If not, he should be on a list.



Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 10:28 PM (MaqIC)

What brains?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 02, 2010 10:29 PM (U5btG)

117 I will admit I own and wear the male version of the body shirt that woman is wearing. I don't look as bad in it as she does in hers. BTW I'm 6'0" 210lbs.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 10:22 PM (rurh0)
Classy! I'm 50 pounds fatter. I'm thinking of designing a fat guy wearing a fat guy shirt. It would be ironic and hip.
Nah, probably not.

Posted by: ErikW at August 02, 2010 10:29 PM (zhrA0)

118 what the fuck is wrong with us. Israel owes us a couple of favors, why can't we ask the mossad to do us a solid.
I think it has something to do with the current occupants of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, but I'm not sure.

Posted by: vlad at August 02, 2010 10:29 PM (bH8eJ)

119 Frank Church hurt our National Security as much as anybody ever has.
Posted by: nevergiveup at August 02, 2010 10:23 PM (U5btG)
The most disgusting thing was that the cocksucker came from an ultra-conservative state like Idaho.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 10:29 PM (YVZlY)

120
oooo it's Monday night. gotta go watch "the big bang theory". Only good sit-com on the idiot box.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 10:29 PM (0fzsA)

121 you are tell me we can't find someway to shut down this website, arrest
everyone involved, execute the soldier for treason, and arrest julian
jazz hands.

Since Napolitano, Holder, Sunstein, and Obama plan to do just that with sites to the right of Daily Kos, they don't want too much overcrowding in the prisons

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 10:29 PM (vdfwz)

122 110
#98 It was a forced marriage. And Calliope was
adopted.

I take it that's not Calliope the Muse. Hmm....

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 10:30 PM (HQSQk)

123
Yeah - Sandy Berger is beyond a disgrace. He's the shit on the bottom of disgrace's shoes.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 10:30 PM (0fzsA)

124 And now I don't feel so bad about sending the blog's kick-murder squad out after him.

To bad all we have are basic pleasure models.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 02, 2010 10:30 PM (XIXhw)

125 Julian
Assange, the Australian founder of Wikileaks, has said he has been
warned by "inside sources in the White House" not to return to the US as
he could be arrested.

The White House is helping a man escape justice. Interesting.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:31 PM (iLTNN)

126 Posted by: Ben at August 02, 2010 10:25 PM (DKV43)
Good point. The WWII generation would have dealt with the Andy Warhol lookalike swiftly.
Then again, most of them would be charged with war crimes by todays standards.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 02, 2010 10:31 PM (IRwVS)

127 Nothing in MSM about Manningbeing gay, pro-Obama who looks up to Barney Frank.
I heard Howie Carr talking about this today - first I'd heard that this guy was protesting Don't Ask Dont' Tell or something. Howie wondered why MSM didn't seem to curious about this gy.

Posted by: vlad at August 02, 2010 10:32 PM (bH8eJ)

128 117 I gotta admit hot chicks trumps LOTR anyday.

Not for me.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 10:32 PM (HQSQk)

129 I bet Assange donated to the Obama campaign.

Posted by: CDR M at August 02, 2010 10:32 PM (5I8G0)

130 any conservatives who noticed that our president has no documentation.

I wouldn't say "no" documentation. He had to show INS something to get back from his spring break trip to Pakistan. And then there's the how many different Social Security numbers?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:32 PM (iLTNN)

131 The White House is helping a man escape justice. Interesting.

Polanski, and now Asswipe. A pattern is developing.

Posted by: toby928 at August 02, 2010 10:33 PM (8/oOq)

132 our president has no documentation

Oh, he has plenty, none that's actually available though.

Posted by: Beto at August 02, 2010 10:33 PM (H+LJc)

133 I bet Assange donated to the Obama campaign.

I bet he did it thousands of times using other people's credit cards from overseas.

Posted by: Jean at August 02, 2010 10:33 PM (CPefM)

134 So riddle me this BATMAN. Why is the NY TIMES front office not "disappeared" yet.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 10:33 PM (MaqIC)

135 So my question I guess is this; Why is it that the
libs can be as crazy as a pet coon and we've got to always be so sane
and shit?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 02, 2010 10:27 PM

Ace says we must do this in order not to upset the vast moderate middle who scare easily and they require a lot of eggshell walking and maintenance to keep them from voting Dem like they usually do

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 10:33 PM (vdfwz)

136 I remember going through the metal detector in the new SOB just after Frank Church. He looked super-pale ( white on chalk ) in late July / early August of 1979. He didn't look well and died a few years later

Avrell Harriman was testifying before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee that day. I'll always remember him saying, "I knew Stalin. I didn't know Lenin but I knew Stalin."

the Good Old Days.......


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 02, 2010 10:34 PM (uP7xk)

137 108
Nothing in MSM about Manningbeing gay, pro-Obama who looks up to Barney Frank.

Posted by: madamex at August 02, 2010 10:27 PM

But he did show up on time and in shape to the Colts training camp

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 10:36 PM (vdfwz)

138 The White House is helping a man escape justice. Interesting.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:31 PM (iLTNN)
That's right, crackas!

Posted by: New Black Panther Party, Al-Qaeda Fan Club at August 02, 2010 10:36 PM (zhrA0)

139 Has Assange ever posted anything from Russia? I bet he knows not to fuck with them. The Russians, unlike us, actually do carry out threats and kill people they don't like.

Posted by: CDR M at August 02, 2010 10:36 PM (5I8G0)

140 I want to talk about Madmen.
Present.
Did you like last night? I wasn't a fan.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 02, 2010 10:37 PM (o1n7g)

141 concerning the wikileaks thing.
At the risk of repeating myself, THE SYSTEM WORKED!!
(Jeesh, how many times do I have to f'n say it?)

Posted by: Big Sis at August 02, 2010 10:37 PM (bH8eJ)

142 Apparently, since 2006, no one had been indicted for treason since 1952.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 10:37 PM (HQSQk)

143 The Dandy Guide to Girl Watching link doesn't work.

Posted by: joejm65 at August 02, 2010 10:37 PM (BytmI)

144 hated the US
found way for revenge
coming for me with blow torch

Posted by: Julian Asswipe at August 02, 2010 10:37 PM (2DxKT)

145 Howie wondered why MSM didn't seem to curious about this gy.
How many of the celebrated anti-Bush/Code Pinko "soldiers" turned out to be liars with minimal (if any) military experience? If you don't ask, you can keep believing.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:38 PM (iLTNN)

146 The Russians, unlike us, actually do carry out threats and kill people they don't like.
Posted by: CDR M at August 02, 2010 10:36 PM (5I8G0)
Then I gather Obama is pretty safe

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 02, 2010 10:38 PM (U5btG)

147 Shouldn't Barney Frank be looking up to Manning?

Posted by: CDR M at August 02, 2010 10:38 PM (5I8G0)

148 Is ASSange his real name or his gay porn name?

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 10:38 PM (MaqIC)

149 108 Nothing in MSM about Manningbeing gay, pro-Obama who looks up to Barney Frank.
Posted by: madamex at August 02, 2010 10:27 PM (jChrK)
Here's some very interesting background on Manning http://bit.ly/bEM15u
Bradley Manning, the prime suspect in the leaking of the Afghan war files, raged against his US Army employers and "society at large" on his Facebook page in the days before he allegedly downloaded thousands of secret memos, The Daily Telegraph has learnt.
The US Army intelligence analyst, who is half British and went to school in Wales, appeared to sink into depression after a relationship break-up, saying he didn't "have anything left" and was "beyond frustrated".
Mr Manning, who is openly homosexual, began his gloomy postings on January 12, saying: "Bradley Manning didn't want this fight. Too much to lose, too fast."
At the beginning of May, when he was serving at a US military base near Baghdad, he changed his status to: "Bradley Manning is now left with the sinking feeling that he doesn't have anything left."
Five days later he said he was "livid" after being "lectured by ex-boyfriend", then later the same day said he was "not a piece of equipment" and was "beyond frustrated with people and society at large".
His tagline on his personal page reads: "Take me for who I am, or face the consequences!"

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 10:38 PM (YVZlY)

150 The Russians, unlike us, actually do carry out threats and kill people they don't like.
About 1,000 years of history would indicate that is a solid empirical trend.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2010 10:38 PM (NvFZs)

151 she's now facing a $20,000 fine.

I wonder if the loons who spammed Sarah Palin with lawsuits ever had to face that kind of fine? I suspect not!

Posted by: sharrukin at August 02, 2010 10:39 PM (eYgrz)

152 But he did show up on time and in shape to the Colts training camp

He better not be posting leaks from the playbook/closed practices, or I'll kick his ass.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:39 PM (iLTNN)

153 hated the US
found way for revenge
coming for me with blow torch
Haiku!! (free form) It's been too long.

Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 10:39 PM (bH8eJ)

154 Let's be clear: WikiLeaks is not a news organization; it is a criminal
enterprise. Its reason for existence is to obtain classified national
security information and disseminate it as widely as possible --
including to the United States' enemies.

The people who spew this crap wouldn't understand the concept of righteousness if it hit them square in the ass with a 2 x 4.

Posted by: Walter at August 02, 2010 10:40 PM (7+pP9)

155 146
Has Assange ever posted anything from Russia? I bet he knows not to
fuck with them. The Russians, unlike us, actually do carry out threats
and kill people they don't like.
Of course not.

btw, CDR M, have you seen any vids of Starcraft II or read over the plot? It's getting rave reviews and it seems like a complete game, even though it's only the Terran Campaign. I dunno if I like what they did with Kerrigan though.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:40 PM (c0A3e)

156 Anyone wonder what the "insurance" is in that 2.4 GB file? Probably Obama's financial records from the election and his birth certificate.

Posted by: Nutjob at August 02, 2010 10:40 PM (5I8G0)

157 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Posted by: Julian Assange at August 02, 2010 10:41 PM (HjxoE)

158 Mr
Manning, who is openly homosexual, began his gloomy postings on January
12, saying: "Bradley Manning didn't want this fight. Too much to lose,
too fast."

Trade him to the Taliban for one of our POWs. Manning will learn the true meaning of "don't ask, don't tell" in the company of fundamentalist muzzies

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 10:41 PM (vdfwz)

159 The Russians, unlike us, actually do carry out threats and kill people they don't like.

Ayup.

Posted by: Alexander Litvinenko at August 02, 2010 10:42 PM (iLTNN)

160 btw, CDR M, have you seen any vids of Starcraft II
or read over the plot? It's getting rave reviews and it seems like a
complete game, even though it's only the Terran Campaign. I dunno if I
like what they did with Kerrigan though.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:40 PM (c0A3e)
I saw a lot of it last year on Comcast HD on demand with G4. I like the graphics and not sure I like what they did with Kerrigan. I'm still gonna wait until the price is half off or the complete thing comes out. It could be many years though.

Posted by: CDR M at August 02, 2010 10:42 PM (5I8G0)

161 Anyone wonder what the "insurance" is in that 2.4 GB file? Probably Obama's financial records from the election and his birth certificate.
Posted by: Nutjob at August 02, 2010 10:40 PM (5I8G0)
It's Walter's child porn collection.

Posted by: robtr at August 02, 2010 10:42 PM (fwSHf)

162 Mad Men is

hypnotic; written by homos; repeatedly clever; historically accurate

( that is not all )

and racist.....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 02, 2010 10:43 PM (uP7xk)

163 Is Walter here? I want to get with someone else on this site who loves freedom... and love, love, love... do you love me Walter? Will you be my friend? Will you help me indulge my hobby...?

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 10:43 PM (i0u00)

164 You Morons have highlighted another hole in my education. I know he was a Senator but what did he do to deserve you distain? I found nothing on Yahoo.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 10:43 PM (rurh0)

165 Trade him to the Taliban for one of our POWs. Manning will learn the true meaning of "don't ask, don't tell" in the company of fundamentalist muzzies
Which to me is one of the biggest ironies in this whole situation.
But of course I'm sure he is much more afraid of the radical Christian's Rosie O'Donnell warned us all about,

Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 10:44 PM (bH8eJ)

166 1. Buy Newsweak for $1 + debt
2. ???????????
3. Hugh profit

Posted by: Ronster at August 02, 2010 10:44 PM (nnNfA)

167 "Libertarian. Since your left and right wings have been torn off, how you flying otherwise. See you over at ONT."

Thanks for inviting me.

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 10:44 PM (fHNdW)

168 159
But he did show up on time and in shape to the Colts training camp

He better not be posting leaks from the playbook/closed practices, or I'll kick his ass.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:39 PM

Take me for who I am, or face the consequences.

Posted by: Mr Manning at August 02, 2010 10:44 PM (vdfwz)

169 143
5
Can you please talk
about kicking liberals in the nuts with stompy boots again?

At the top of my current list (besides the obvious) are Ed Markey, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Frank Lautenberg, Bob Menedez, John Franois Kerry. YMMV.

I've Got A Little List

/But I'd especially like to kick the 1st guy in the 'nads for helping to ruin the livelihood of my dad's friends others like them. How would he feel if someone took away his job? That's as much outrage as I can muster @ the moment.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 10:44 PM (HQSQk)

170 Posted by: Walter at August 02, 2010 10:40 PM (7+pP9)

Have a .45 caliber sandwich, shitbird.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2010 10:44 PM (x0Q7O)

171 plumbing machines irrigation machines sewer machines pumping machines 100% orly taitz machines iud machines ied machines ged machines god machines new motive power machines 100% human skin aztec priest costumes electrical machines lightning powered machines zero point energy machines dark energy machines black power machines acorn machines piglet machines football machines won't you please buy my machines i'll bring any machine you want right to your house i'll even install it for free i'll deliver and install it secretly you won't even know it's there until suddenly a 100% ed hardy machine rises out of the basement like in that movie about the computer sexing up julie christie maybe i've already done it maybe there's a machine waiting in your basement right now waiting until the lights go out machines see in the dark machines hear you breathing

Posted by: Machines For Sale at August 02, 2010 10:45 PM (3VNMh)

172 136 any conservatives who noticed that our president has no documentation.I wouldn't say "no" documentation. He had to show INS something to get back from his spring break trip to Pakistan. And then there's the how many different Social Security numbers?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:32 PM (iLTNN)
And Odumbass has been filing his tax returns using a SSN that belongs to a dead person and what does the MFM say...crickets

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 10:45 PM (YVZlY)

173 Was it Archie, Peyton, or Eli who leaked that stuff to that simpering Brit poofter??

Football and Discount Treason don't mix

Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( Lemon Oven Gloves ) at August 02, 2010 10:45 PM (uP7xk)

174 tried to be bad ass
leaked ts intel
now I leak ts intel

Posted by: Julian Assange at August 02, 2010 10:45 PM (2DxKT)

175 I'm still calling bullshit on that Persoff guy. Maybe he didn't do it, maybe not. The only thing this Kalb guy has on the internet is an address on some website with the tag "comic books" underneath. Oh, and eBay. There's a smoking gun! HAH!

And the the artist signature on the inset of one of the comics only refers to the brief one page story, "Miracle On Main Street 2009." How am I supposed to know this is original to the comic? How am I supposed to know it's not a contribution from a seperate artist? How do I know it didn't appear in an underground book elsewhere? That doesn't tell me anything. Secondly, the art style is different from the rest of the book and it's not unusual for underground creators to collaborate in such a manner. As far as I can see there are no artist signatures on the individual pages, which tells me the artist doesn't want his name attached. Why is that? So no one can look him up and maybe look into his political affiliations? Personally, my default position with creative types is liberal until proven otherwise. The comic is demeaning, but still very much left-wing so it could be from a LaRouchie (that's assuming it's not Persoff's work and at this point he has every reason to deflect attention away from himself and lie).

Anyway, this asshole's entire argument is, "Look, it's got the words Tea Party written across the front! It *must* be real Tea Party swag!" Followed by a buncha childish gotcha nonsense. "Look! A denial! It *has* to be real!" Leftist fcking troll.

Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2010 10:46 PM (jYQ2v)

176 I love all of you... especially Walter... I'm not like you cons; all I need is love... love is all I need...

Lennon...

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 10:46 PM (i0u00)

177 Blonde shoulder length hair
Capitalists are teh suck
Does my ass look big?

Posted by: Julian Assange at August 02, 2010 10:46 PM (zhrA0)

178 There you go CDR M. Take a chunk of something juicy from Russia; and post it on WikiLeaks - say something on Putin's finances. Place kernels in popper ---

If that little shit wants to play in the Wilderness of Mirrors, then he should be aware of the risks.

Posted by: Jean at August 02, 2010 10:46 PM (CPefM)

179 I always loved that story of when a couple of Russians were kidnapped in Lebanon in the early 80's and the Russians then went and found the son of the terrorist group leader holding them hostage and sent one of his son's balls to them with a note saying release our people and never touch one of them again or else. That's how you do business in the spook world!

Posted by: CDR M at August 02, 2010 10:47 PM (5I8G0)

180 lulz at 178
100% human skin aztec priest costumes

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 02, 2010 10:47 PM (SfDpg)

181 171 You Morons have highlighted another hole in my education. I know he was a Senator but what did he do to deserve you distain? I found nothing on Yahoo.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 10:43 PM (rurh0)
< Who you talking about?Missed it.

Posted by: Journolist at August 02, 2010 10:47 PM (8EEyy)

182 At least Machines For Sale is still here. It looks like alot of the regs must have ben inducted into the Conneticut String Pullers blog.

Posted by: robtr at August 02, 2010 10:48 PM (fwSHf)

183 186 I always loved that story of when a couple of Russians were kidnapped in Lebanon in the early 80's and the Russians then went and found the son of the terrorist group leader holding them hostage and sent one of his son's balls to them with a note saying release our people and never touch one of them again or else. That's how you do business in the spook world!
Posted by: CDR M at August 02, 2010 10:47 PM (5I8G0)
Amen...and ouch!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 10:48 PM (YVZlY)

184 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Ask any Canadian MFM slattern.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2010 10:48 PM (rfHsm)

185 Wilderness of Mirrors

Posted by: Jean at August 02, 2010 10:46 PM (CPefM)
good book

Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( Lemon Oven Gloves ) at August 02, 2010 10:49 PM (uP7xk)

186 Yes...all John Lennon needed was love. And maybe a kevlar vest and a concealed carry permit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2010 10:49 PM (NvFZs)

187 Ohio Dan - Chruch Committee - destroyed the CIA in the 1970s.

Posted by: Jean at August 02, 2010 10:49 PM (CPefM)

188 You Morons have highlighted another hole in my education. I know he
was a Senator but what did he do to deserve you distain? I found
nothing on Yahoo.


It's Wiki, so take it with a couple of pounds of salt. But it'll get you started.

Church Committee

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2010 10:49 PM (P9+0W)

189 #167 I saw a lot of it last year on Comcast HD on demand with G4. I like the
graphics and not sure I like what they did with Kerrigan. I'm still
gonna wait until the price is half off or the complete thing comes out.
It could be many years though.
It took 10 years after Brood War to get Starcraft II, so it could be another 10.

And Blizzard needs to release Diablo 3 too!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:49 PM (c0A3e)

190 I always loved that story of when a couple of Russians were kidnapped in Lebanon in the early 80's and the Russians then went and found the son of the terrorist group leader holding them hostage and sent one of his son's balls to them with a note saying release our people and never touch one of them again or else. That's how you do business in the spook world!
I first heard this story on NPR. How wierd is that?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 10:50 PM (rurh0)

191 Libertarian. You're running low on electrolytes. Sit down and don't try so hard.

Posted by: Journolist at August 02, 2010 10:50 PM (8EEyy)

192 Ed Markey -for the love of God don't get me started on him! He's just jealous of Jean Francois I pay all my taxes Kerry.

Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 10:51 PM (bH8eJ)

193 Hey, dagny, don't forget the Don's neighbor, the nurse, saying all they deal with is suicides between Christmas and New Year's. Secretary typing a suicide note?

Posted by: KelliD at August 02, 2010 10:51 PM (QA8M1)

194 Arizona officials probe alleged death threat from cartels on controversial Sheriff Joe Arpaio - cnn.com http://bit.ly/a7a1s5

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:51 PM (c0A3e)

195 prom dress machines ugg boot machines fuck it never mind nobody buys these stupid machines look i'm sorry about the surprise basement rape machine it was a dumb idea the computer told me everybody wants a secret rape machine in the basement i shouldn't have listened to that stupid computer and now i have to hire the whole tribe of mole people to get the stupid machines back out of peoples basements before i get another assload of lawsuits and warrants so if you hear a noise downstairs for god's sake don't go down there between the rape machine and the mole people there won't be enough of you left to dress an aztec priest shit i hear helicopters gotta run

Posted by: Machines For Sale at August 02, 2010 10:51 PM (3VNMh)

196 Libertarian. You're running low on electrolytes. Sit down and don't try so hard.
BRAWNDO'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!
sorry for yelling

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 02, 2010 10:52 PM (SfDpg)

197 It took 10 years after Brood War to get Starcraft II, so it could be another 10.

And Blizzard needs to release Diablo 3 too!


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:49 PM (c0A3e)
The PC version will be half of in no time, probably Black Friday.

Posted by: CDR M at August 02, 2010 10:53 PM (5I8G0)

198 Select Committee on
Government Intelligence Activities (Ninety-fourth Congress)

Church was a tool; look for the craftsmen

Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( Lemon Oven Gloves ) at August 02, 2010 10:53 PM (uP7xk)

199 controversial Sheriff Joe Arpaio
I love how the "c" word just magically attaches itself to those who believe the law should be enforced and criminals punished.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2010 10:53 PM (NvFZs)

200 Wife left me
Son Gone
alone

I write poems
they suck
I am pasty white

Lover Bradass87
locked away
I slit my wrists

Posted by: Julian at August 02, 2010 10:53 PM (6ToIL)

201 Iquickly perusedthe Wiki stuff and it made it sound like they were conquering heroes. I was inthe service followed by college at the time.I Worked two jobs most of the collegeyears so I missed a lot.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 10:53 PM (rurh0)

202 My boat Isabel
Is really owned by my wife
No tax is due ... FU TU
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

Posted by: Jean Forbes Kerry at August 02, 2010 10:53 PM (bH8eJ)

203 You cons need to lighten up... I'm here to reconciliate... Sarah sent me... Walter... call me...

Don't bring me down... bruce?

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 10:54 PM (i0u00)

204 who woke up the spambot

Posted by: Jean at August 02, 2010 10:54 PM (CPefM)

205 I love how the "c" word just magically attaches itself to those who believe the law should be enforced and criminals punished.
Conservative?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 02, 2010 10:54 PM (SfDpg)

206 Kratos, I'd put Starcraft II on your wishlist with Amazon and then check the price everyday. One day it'll have a steep discount. Amazon always does that.

Posted by: CDR M at August 02, 2010 10:54 PM (5I8G0)

207 I Worked two jobs was wasted most of the collegeyears so I missed a lot.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 10:53 PM (rurh0)
FIFY.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 10:55 PM (YVZlY)

208 I love how the "c" word just magically attaches itself to those who believe the law should be enforced and criminals punished.
I know, it's so unexpected everytime that happens.

Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 10:55 PM (bH8eJ)

209 That ASS-ANGEL guy looks like Timmy Treadwell.

We need to send him to Alaska for some re-education.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 10:55 PM (MaqIC)

210 who woke up the spambot
Balin and his guys.
No, wait...that was something else.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2010 10:55 PM (NvFZs)

211 BRAWNDO'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!

It's what plants crave!

Posted by: U.S. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at August 02, 2010 10:56 PM (iLTNN)

212 218
who woke up the spambot
Balin and his guys.
No, wait...that was something else.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2010 10:55 PM (NvFZs)
zombie Frank Church woke them up.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 10:57 PM (YVZlY)

213 "And Blizzard needs to release Diablo 3 too!


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:49 PM (c0A3e) "

Amen, I know what thy speakeyth

Diablo I killed him..

He was a man child.

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 10:57 PM (fHNdW)

214 Tonight the Cubs have three hits, and have hit three Brewers with pitchers.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:58 PM (iLTNN)

215 Pitches.

*hic*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:58 PM (iLTNN)

216 About the only interesting story in The Mail today:

Get off my land! Queen's banker in battle to close Chaucer's
footpath to Canterbury
They are fighting about the path supposedly used by the characters in The Canterbury Tales.

Only other thing was that Prince William gf Kate are distantly related through the Tudor dynasty, though that's not as big a deal as they would like.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 10:58 PM (HQSQk)

217 Frank Church demoralized and neutered the CIA. There are some good books about the OSS and the CIA out there. Too drunk to name em but William Casey and Wild Bill Donovan, they were instrumental in our spy operations. Now you have a DIA that doesn't even have a daily briefing with the Prez. Guess who sits in on the Daily fricking briefing, Janet Napolitano.

Posted by: Journolist at August 02, 2010 10:59 PM (8EEyy)

218 What to know why the left fear Glenn Beck. Go to http://www.google.com/trendsand see what is the top hot searches http://is.gd/dZqL7He asked to look that upto see what happened with deflation andinflation

Posted by: tjexcite at August 02, 2010 10:59 PM (vhrST)

219 Tonight the Cubs have three hits, and have hit three Brewers with pitchers.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 10:58 PM (iLTNN)
Glass pitchers or pottery?

Posted by: robtr at August 02, 2010 10:59 PM (fwSHf)

220 Libertarian the troll, Please, bring a better game. Your not even entertaining enough to fuck with. Rather than trolling, tell us how you really feel about politics and our country that might be worth our while. Then we would be happy to eviserate you for having your head up your ass. Untill then you are eminently forgetable.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 11:00 PM (rurh0)

221 I always loved that story of when a couple of Russians were
kidnapped in Lebanon in the early 80's and the Russians then went and
found the son of the terrorist group leader holding them hostage and
sent one of his son's balls to them with a note saying release our
people and never touch one of them again or else. That's how you do
business in the spook world!

I first heard this story on NPR. How wierd is that?




We were talking about this story over the weekend. I've heard several different versions, but all of them feature the KGB torturing and killing a family member before dumping the body where it could be easily found. The upshot is that Hezbollah released the Russian hostages unharmed....with an apology. Bob Woodward relates one version of the story in his CIA book Veil.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2010 11:00 PM (P9+0W)

222 If Julian Assange were to "disappear" I don't think anyone would mind.

Posted by: wherestherum at August 02, 2010 11:00 PM (gofDd)

223 Church was the one who started the CIA down the road of changing from a foreign intelligence service into yet another bureaucracy full of lifers who refuse to take a risk. It was the Church committee that prompted the shift from cloak dagger human intelligence to electronic eavesdropping.

Until 9/11 it was getting worse, too, since Congress would go through every few years and make rules like "you can't pay for information from anyone who has been accused of human rights violations". Outside the first world, that's half your sources.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 02, 2010 11:01 PM (XIXhw)

224 Eight Cities with the Ugliest Guys - I'm old so I don't count, otherwise, Salt Lake probably would have made the list.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 11:01 PM (YVZlY)

225 Guess who sits in on the Daily fricking briefing, Janet Napolitano.
More proof that the system worked, the system is working and the system will continue to work.

Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 11:01 PM (bH8eJ)

226 ITC, yeah I've seen different versions. I don't think they actually killed him though but who knows and frankly who cares, they back up their threats with action. That's the bottom line.

Posted by: CDR M at August 02, 2010 11:02 PM (5I8G0)

227 Ouch...hit by a pitcher?

Posted by: Fernando Valenzuela at August 02, 2010 11:02 PM (kcqZS)

228 IllTemperedCur, I remember the NPR story pretty well. It was the brother of one of the kidnappers that had is balls cut off and delivered to them. One of the diplomats was killed, the other two released.
I don't remember the Soviets having a problem with terreorists for the next 20 years.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 11:04 PM (rurh0)

229 Where is Walter? It was nice to finally see a voice of reason on this site... oh this crazy site...

Ohio dan, I belive in freedom. Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty Im free at last... if you fascists would only give up your god you could be free like me...


Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:04 PM (i0u00)

230 I love the taste of deep fried okra.
My favorite TV show is Oprah.
I like to wear a nice Kimono.
Please release my second Chakra.

Al "Sex Kitteh" Gore.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 11:05 PM (MaqIC)

231
"And Blizzard needs to release Diablo 3 too!


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:49 PM (c0A3e) "

Amen, I know what thy speakeyth

Diablo I killed him..

He was a man child.

We killed him. Diablo. He was a child. The ultimate of all evil....

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:05 PM (fHNdW)

232 if you fascists would only give up your god you could be free like me...
I gave up mypants and now I am free.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 02, 2010 11:05 PM (SfDpg)

233 I'm old so I don't count, otherwise, Salt Lake probably would have made the list.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 11:01 PM (YVZlY)
Where's the pictures?
You can't call ugly if there's no pics!

Posted by: ErikW at August 02, 2010 11:05 PM (zhrA0)

234 My vagina is all swoll and shit.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 02, 2010 11:07 PM (aOKEC)

235 See youdon't even act like a libertarian. You're more of a flamertarian.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 11:07 PM (rurh0)

236 239- I'll never think of fried okra the same again.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at August 02, 2010 11:07 PM (5wfK4)

237 235
ITC, yeah I've seen different versions. I don't think they actually
killed him though but who knows and frankly who cares, they back up
their threats with action. That's the bottom line.


Posted by: CDR M at August 02, 2010 11:02 PM (5I8G0)
Threats? What threats? The Russians got a rep. They don't need to make threats.
I remember back in Serbia thing Mad Albright kept drawing lines in the sand until everyone just left her in front of the buffet table. We ended up going to war in order to salvage that last shred of credibility.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 02, 2010 11:07 PM (XIXhw)

238 It's a good thing they didn't decide to tax us. That would have really made Barry look like an asshole.
http://tinyurl.com/245t6df

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 02, 2010 11:08 PM (r1h5M)

239 244 My vagina is all swoll and shit.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 02, 2010 11:07 PM (aOKEC)
Now that was funny!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 11:08 PM (YVZlY)

240 Evening all!

I dunno, that list of 10 things seemed a little lame. The guy who wrote it's straight... really?

Adding to our Utah menagerie, we have identified nearby sheep, geese, donkeys, horses, and I believe a goat... added to our family of quail running around our lawn. Pretty fun.

I'm disappointed that - thus far - we have not heard a peacock. But, I'm grateful we have yet to detect any pigs.

Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2010 11:08 PM (5ZZzF)

241 Aw, Come On!!! "10 Things Women Do That Men Love", and it's NOT 10 variations of BJ's? Maybe I'm cynical, but that guy's list struck me as being a bit fluffy. That or too many of the men I know are pigs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2010 10:18 PM (24Cah)
I hear ya talkin.' I can just hear Mr. RB snort about that list.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 02, 2010 11:08 PM (a3Z62)

242 Holy cow, Sidney Harman is in his nineties! Does that make Jane Harman the Anna Nicole Smith of the House of Representatives?

Posted by: SteveN at August 02, 2010 11:09 PM (7EV/g)

243 Miss Thursday, I'll never eat Oprah again either.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 11:09 PM (MaqIC)

244 28
FYI the History International channel is doing a piece on Tolkien's
groundwork and references for the LOTR series.Sure to beappreciated
by the geeks among us. It's on now.

Darn! I'm missing it. Still no tv. We get our dish hooked up tomorrow.

I gotta figure out those Hulu internet tv thingies...

Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2010 11:10 PM (5ZZzF)

245 Holy cow, Sidney Harman is in his nineties! Does that make Jane Harman the Anna Nicole Smith of the House of Representatives?
Why yes it doo - without all the prescriptions and shit.

Posted by: howard stern at August 02, 2010 11:10 PM (bH8eJ)

246 That or too many of the men I know are pigs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2010 10:18 PM (24Cah)
Zen-like, you answered your own question

Posted by: Julian Asswipe Bumbpy, at August 02, 2010 11:12 PM (uP7xk)

247 233
Eight Cities with the Ugliest Guys - I'm old so I don't count, otherwise, Salt Lake probably would have made the list.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 11:01 PM

That was compiled by Total Beauty, so I think it's fair to assume that their idea of a good looking man is a nancy boy metrosexual who has a degree in law or one of the lefty humanities

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 11:12 PM (vdfwz)

248 [spam]

Posted by: Converse all star at August 02, 2010 11:12 PM (WwwK1)

249 "Libertarian" is that same tiresome song-lyric-quoting junior high school stoner. Surely now that Ace has a big-time popular blog, can't he frickin' hire a better class of troll?

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 02, 2010 11:12 PM (3VNMh)

250 2001 A Space WTF? - Orchestra Fail

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 11:12 PM (YVZlY)

251 258- I agree. Pretty boys are overrated.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at August 02, 2010 11:14 PM (5wfK4)

252 Cons, cons, cons.. when will you learn... I love freedom.. why cant you?

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:14 PM (i0u00)

253 260
"Libertarian" is that same tiresome song-lyric-quoting junior high
school stoner. Surely now that Ace has a big-time popular blog, can't
he frickin' hire a better class
of troll?

I would also note there are 2 of them.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:14 PM (HQSQk)

254 253- Pervert.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at August 02, 2010 11:15 PM (5wfK4)

255 Good Evening Morons and Moronettes:

Gee, is that idiot Libertarian back and fouling up the ONT. Dont the trolls understand, the other threads, please feel free to drop in and get your ass handed to you. The ONT is for late night laughs.not your intolerant view of why you are more tolerant because you do not believe.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 02, 2010 11:15 PM (OWjjx)

256 262 258- I agree. Pretty boys are overrated.
Posted by: Girl Thursday at August 02, 2010 11:14 PM (5wfK4)
Wha?

Posted by: Julian ASSange at August 02, 2010 11:16 PM (YVZlY)

257 Libertarian. Freedom that is established by statute or natural law? Feel free to drop another Kafka reference to make your point about being a 21st. century libertarian referencing a 20th century socialist.
We're all laughing at you not with you.

Posted by: Journolist at August 02, 2010 11:17 PM (8EEyy)

258 I would also note there are 2 of them.



Only one of them is genuinely moronic.

The other is a moron.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2010 11:17 PM (P9+0W)

259 You're more of a flamertarian.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 02, 2010 11:17 PM (iLTNN)

260 No, it's the same stupid little jerk. He's just logging in from multiple IPs because he thinks it makes him some kind of super-elite hacker dood. But since he's still posting the same unimaginative crap, he just looks like a really fucking stupid troll with different hashtags.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 02, 2010 11:17 PM (3VNMh)

Posted by: ttt at August 02, 2010 11:17 PM (bH8eJ)

262 You cant handle the truth cons... love is free.. and love is all you need.. it's certainly all I need... and you don't get to tell me how I get it you fascists...

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:18 PM (i0u00)

263 233
Eight Cities with the Ugliest Guys - I'm old so I don't count, otherwise, Salt Lake probably would have made the list.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 11:01 PM
---

Old can be good on a man.

What's up with Utah guys are their hair or lack thereof? We're spotting a much higher percentage of follicularly challenged dudes here, of all ages.

I don't think Houston should be on that list, unless something has really changed in ten years. The guys there were pretty well-groomed, as I recall. Mr. Y-not shaved his beard when we moved down there to fit in better with the work culture.

Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2010 11:18 PM (5ZZzF)

264 That was compiled by Total Beauty, so I think it's fair to assume that their idea of a good looking man is a nancy boy metrosexual who has a degree in law or one of the lefty humanities
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 11:12 PM (vdfwz)
Total Beauty? How shallow does it get?
These people deserve to drown in their own vomit.

Posted by: ErikW at August 02, 2010 11:18 PM (zhrA0)

265 No, it's the same stupid little jerk. He's just logging in from multiple IPs because he thinks it makes him some kind of super-elite hacker dood. But since he's still posting the same unimaginative crap, he just looks like a really fucking stupid troll with different hashtags.
Reminds me a lot of "joe" from several months back ... except that Joe hated gays and children. Both used the word "cons" a lot so maybe they knew eachother in school or something.

Posted by: tank at August 02, 2010 11:19 PM (bH8eJ)

266 I get it you fascists...

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:18 PM (i0u00)
If we were actually fascists, you'd be a lampshade by now

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 02, 2010 11:19 PM (uP7xk)

267 Isn't it funny how LIBTARDS seem to have been so angry about the PAPER PUSHER PLAME and he loser hubbie Wilson?
But ASSANGEL will be their hero. Maybe Opie McKenya can pardon Assangel and he can go work for the NYTIMES.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 11:19 PM (MaqIC)

268 The way to handleJulian Assange is for Sheriff Arpaio to deputize him.

Posted by: vivi at August 02, 2010 11:20 PM (84HQT)

269 Hola, kids! What have I missed?

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:20 PM (LGfVt)

270 Okay linkies all fixed - sorry about that.

Posted by: Mtenloch at August 02, 2010 11:20 PM (4uLpB)

271 Trimegstis why can't you be more tolerant? Like me..?

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:20 PM (i0u00)

272 Story for the Paul Ryan for President club

"Political people always tell their candidates to stay away from
controversy," said Ryan, 40. "They say, 'Don't propose anything new or
bold because the other side will use it against you.' "
At a recent appearance touting the Roadmap at the left-leaning Brookings
Institution, someone asked Ryan why more conservatives weren't behind
his budget plan. "They're talking to their pollsters," Ryan answered,
"and their pollsters are saying, 'Stay away from this. We're going to
win an election.' "

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:21 PM (HQSQk)

273 I get it you fascists...
Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:18 PM (i0u00)
If we were actually fascists, you'd be a lampshade by now
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 02, 2010 11:19 PM (uP7xk)
It's a sockpuppet, folks. Don't get lathered.

Posted by: ErikW at August 02, 2010 11:21 PM (zhrA0)

274 Okay linkies all fixed - sorry about that.

Cool. Now can you do something about the troll(s)?

Posted by: Bomber at August 02, 2010 11:21 PM (d88g9)

275 263
Cons, cons, cons.. when will you learn... I love freedom.. why cant you?


Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:14 PM

CONNNNNSSSS !!!

Posted by: James T Kirk, USS Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:22 PM (vdfwz)

276 the work culture.

Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2010 11:18 PM (5ZZzF)
WTF is that? Don't harsh my mellow, professor-lady-whatever buzzkill

Posted by: a high percentage of people in California at August 02, 2010 11:22 PM (uP7xk)

277 I don't hate gays and children... only children.. I love gays.. not in that way but i'm just more tolerant and enlightened toward them... very very very tolerant toward them...

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:22 PM (i0u00)

278 In that dude'stop ten list of things only women can do and he loves, every single thing is something that dudes can do, too.
Jesus, Pickle Licker, think smarter, will you? Elbows? Casual touches? Good in a crowd? Fuck me running. You know what's great in a crowd? A couple of huge titties.

Posted by: gator at August 02, 2010 11:22 PM (aOKEC)

279 Gee, a link about chemical suits but no chemjeff to comment? Bummer.

Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2010 11:22 PM (5ZZzF)

280 If only Commander Q were here!

Anyway, I'm off to bed, as soon as I check on that funny noise in the basement.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 02, 2010 11:23 PM (3VNMh)

281 Lyrics, libertarian is raykon?

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:23 PM (LGfVt)

282 275
233
I don't think
Houston should be on that list, unless something has really changed in
ten years. The guys there were pretty well-groomed, as I recall. Mr.
Y-not shaved his beard when we moved down there to fit in better with
the work culture.

I really don't know why it is, either, unless they're talking about certain parts of the city. Many of the teens young men in the suburbs take their exercise seriously, some are rather fussy about their looks. It's even more evident when venturing downtown, especially near all the business offices.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:23 PM (HQSQk)

283 Hola, kids! What have I missed?
Just killing evil, as usual.

Posted by: ErikW at August 02, 2010 11:23 PM (zhrA0)

284 My rusted-out 1971 Dodge Dart Swinger is sitting in my front yard and someone knocked all the windows out and the birdshit is all over the dashboard and a family of kangaroo rats are living in the exhaust pipe
And it's still worth 100 timesmore than Newsweek.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 02, 2010 11:24 PM (mY03/)

285 Old can be good on a man. What's up with Utah guys are their hair or lack thereof? We're spotting a much higher percentage of follicularly challenged dudes here, of all ages.I don't think Houston should be on that list, unless something has really changed in ten years. The guys there were pretty well-groomed, as I recall. Mr. Y-not shaved his beard when we moved down there to fit in better with the work culture.
Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2010 11:18 PM (5ZZzF)
Must be the altitude. We're just too close to the sun.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 11:24 PM (YVZlY)

286 Re: Assange - two behind the ear, live on tv, following a savage beating, also delivered live on tv. Then the Assange channel, where his gibbeted corpse slowly decays.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 02, 2010 11:24 PM (4TzSk)

287
Hola, kids! What have I missed?

Just killing evil, as usual.


Posted by: ErikW at August 02, 2010 11:23 PM (zhrA0)
Save some for me!

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:24 PM (LGfVt)

288 2001 A Space WTF? - Orchestra Fail
That was just f***ing beautiful. (wipes tear from eye and blood from ears)

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 11:24 PM (rurh0)

289 Why so Socialist?

Posted by: zombie Cesar Romero at August 02, 2010 11:24 PM (4Kl5M)

290 It's a sockpuppet, folks. Don't get lathered.

Posted by: ErikW at August 02, 2010 11:21 PM (zhrA0)
I'm not 'lathered', whatever that is; I'm pointing out the obviousI like doing that.........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 02, 2010 11:24 PM (uP7xk)

291 294
Lyrics, libertarian is raykon?

One of them is Raykon; the other is a Moron.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:24 PM (HQSQk)

292 That was compiled by Total Beauty, so I think it's fair to assume that their idea of a good looking man is a nancy boy metrosexual who has a degree in law or one of the lefty humanities
Exactly. And did anyone else notice that, with the exception of Detriot and Philly, every other city was in the South. And they kept harping on education ratios. Uh, look, Total Beauty, some really attractive and beautiful people are dumb as a box of rocks.

Commence the sockpuppeting..now.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 02, 2010 11:25 PM (OWjjx)

293 I don't think Julian's problem is the FBI.

He problem is going to be the relative of someone murdered by the Taliban cuz Julie published their name.

If one of my sons was murdered because of this dirtbag, I would sell the house and spend the rest of my life tracking him down. I'm not alone in thinking this.

Posted by: trainer at August 02, 2010 11:25 PM (yCWYQ)

294 286
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to loose. Listen to the worrrrds, maaaaannnnnn!


Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:21 PM

Ah, you're channeling Janis Joplin. Why don't you complete it by finding something to overdose on

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 11:25 PM (vdfwz)

295 What's up with Utah guys are their hair or lack thereof? We're
spotting a much higher percentage of follicularly challenged dudes here,
of all ages.

Maybe something in the genetic stock? A relatively small number of Mormons went out that way 150 years ago.

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:25 PM (LGfVt)

296 It's easy to call for the arrest prosecution of Assange.

All it requires is denial of the First Amendment.

Posted by: Walter at August 02, 2010 11:26 PM (7+pP9)

297 I haven't been reading any posts by LIBTARDARIEN, but by the responses he is getting.
He is a pimple face puke with an OBAMA poster on the ceiling of his MOM's basement.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 11:27 PM (MaqIC)

298 gibbeted
Nice one! Can't remember the quote correctly but the pirate guy who "likes the cut of your jib" - well whatever the correct quote is - I'd like to apply it to your use of gibbeted!
Assange - what an unfortunate name.

Posted by: tank at August 02, 2010 11:27 PM (bH8eJ)

299 I like doing that.........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 02, 2010 11:24 PM (uP7xk)
Sorry, didn't mean to be a killjoy.

Posted by: ErikW at August 02, 2010 11:27 PM (zhrA0)

300 And they kept harping on education ratios. Uh, look, Total Beauty, some
really attractive and beautiful people are dumb as a box of rocks.

A lot of "educated" people are dumber'n shit AND physically hideous.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 02, 2010 11:27 PM (iLTNN)

301 Posted by: a high percentage of people in California at August 02, 2010 11:22 PM

Bwahaha! touche!

Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2010 11:27 PM (5ZZzF)

302
2001 A Space WTF? - Orchestra Fail

That was just f***ing beautiful. (wipes tear from eye and blood from ears)

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2010 11:24 PM (rurh0)
Dude...that woke up my dog and his ears were perked.

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:27 PM (LGfVt)

303 Bloody hell.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 11:27 PM (iLTNN)

304 310
It's easy to call for the arrest prosecution of Assange.

All it requires is denial of the First Amendment.


Posted by: Walter at August 02, 2010 11:26 PM (7+pP9)
The first amendment isn't absolute, as any first year law student could tell you.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 02, 2010 11:28 PM (XIXhw)

305 Oh how the LIBTARD pines for the days of HERPES VIET NAM and DRUG OVERDOSING Rock stars.
BUSTED FLAT IN BATON ROUGE.

That sums up LIBTARISM.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 11:28 PM (MaqIC)

306 Malkovich???

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:28 PM (WyJf7)

307 Posted by: Walter at August 02, 2010 11:26 PM (7+pP9)
Congratulations.you win the award. Dumbest comment of the night.

Contrary to what you and the Dixie Chicks may, errr, think, no constitutional right is absolute. The State (that means federal government in Con Law Speakfor the learning impaired) must show a compelling reason to restrict the speech. That is a high bar, but the disclosure of military secrets has always meet that bar.

Its the same reason you cant yell Fire in a crowded theater..the attendant risk (someone will get hurt) outweighs your First Amendment Right to be an idiot.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 02, 2010 11:29 PM (OWjjx)

308 Hooray! Wallter's back... between us two we'll take on these stupid cons, Walt buddy... Im here becasue I'm a patriot and am defending my country. How about you friend??


Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:29 PM (i0u00)

309 258 233 Eight Cities with the Ugliest Guys - I'm old so I don't count, otherwise, Salt Lake probably would have made the list. Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 02, 2010 11:01 PMHooray! I'm number ONE!

Posted by: TexasJew at August 02, 2010 11:29 PM (mY03/)

310 290
I don't hate gays and children... only children.. I love gays.. not in
that way but i'm just more tolerant and enlightened toward them... very
very very tolerant toward them...


Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:22 PM

Tell us the tolerance level of your squeakhole. Can you take in the whole thing?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 11:29 PM (vdfwz)

311 It's easy to call for the arrest prosecution of Assange.All it requires is denial of the First Amendment.
Duh - just ask Pete Stark (D) -CA. He can tell you all about it.

Posted by: tank at August 02, 2010 11:30 PM (bH8eJ)

312 I've been busted flat in Baton rouge before... nice town to be busted in.. it didn't matter because I didn't need money, only LOVE...

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:30 PM (i0u00)

313 A lot of "educated" people are dumber'n shit AND physically hideous.
What do you mean?

Posted by: Al Gore, and no, this isn't gonna take care of itself at August 02, 2010 11:30 PM (OWjjx)

314 These gits git off on tweaking people...don't feed the trolls!

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:30 PM (LGfVt)

315 Walt buddy... Im here becasue I'm a patriot and am defending my country. How about you friend??

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:29 PM

Which country is that?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 11:31 PM (vdfwz)

316 Posted by: Walter at August 02, 2010 11:26 PM (7+pP9)

I didn't know one could also spell "ratfuck traitor" as "Walter".

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2010 11:31 PM (x0Q7O)

317 Listen to Walter, cons. The first Amendment is the most important part of our living breathing constitution...

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:31 PM (i0u00)

318 Yeah, I bet you ASS got busted in Baton Rouge, Cleveland, Detroit, Houston and Phildelphia too LIBTARARIAN.
Use condom Jack.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 11:32 PM (MaqIC)

319 Which country is that?


Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 11:31 PM (vdfwz)
The country that has 'citizens of the world'.

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:32 PM (LGfVt)

320 note to self:

get even with Heather Radish.

Posted by: sickinmass at August 02, 2010 11:32 PM (1rflU)

321 A lot of "educated" people are dumber'n shit AND physically hideous.
Let's compile a list!

Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 11:32 PM (bH8eJ)

322 WBTS is obviously bored...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:33 PM (HQSQk)

323
Malkovich???

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:33 PM (WyJf7)

324 What is the world coming to?
http://tinyurl.com/2baxwor
Talk about your piss poor customer service!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 02, 2010 11:33 PM (r1h5M)

325 All it requires is denial of the First Amendment.
Posted by: Walter at August 02, 2010 11:26 PM (7+pP9)
Walter, have you always been dumb or is it a recent affliction?
Julian Assange isn't a citizen of the United States.

Posted by: robtr at August 02, 2010 11:34 PM (fwSHf)

326 A lot of "educated" people are dumber'n shit AND physically hideous.
I don't get it.

Posted by: Janeane Garofolo's Cockroach Tatttoo at August 02, 2010 11:34 PM (zhrA0)

327
A lot of "educated" people are dumber'n shit AND physically hideous.


Let's compile a list!



Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 11:32 PM (bH8eJ)
James Hansen

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:34 PM (LGfVt)

328 As I explained openly on Facebook, Julian Assange should thank his choice of gods that I'm not in a position to order him hunted and snatched.

If that happened, it would be bad. I have discovered I can go from Mister Happy Libertarian to the Second Coming of Reinhard "The Hangman" Heydrich in about thirty seconds. Julian doesn't want to be in an abandoned building trying to think of more verifiable things I want to know while I'm waiting for the soldering iron to heat up again.

I'm not saying I've ever done that kind of shit, but I have studied historically documented methods of proven reliability for breaking down resistance just in case, same reason I studied foreign and obsolete weapons and how to to say "Which way to the border?" in multiple languages.

Posted by: SGT Dan at August 02, 2010 11:34 PM (p6OcK)

329 Let's compile a list!
First on my list, all those Jews go back to Germany and Poland.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 02, 2010 11:34 PM (OWjjx)

330
A lot of "educated" people are dumber'n shit AND physically hideous.

Let's compile a list!
Which must begin with Rosie O'D

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 02, 2010 11:34 PM (uP7xk)

331 MARS?

The Morrow Project lives!

Posted by: Ken at August 02, 2010 11:34 PM (RhmxX)

332
A lot of "educated" people are dumber'n shit AND physically hideous.

What do you mean?
See Kagan, Elena; Obama, Michelle; Waxman, Henry; Sullivan, Andrew...we can go on and on.

I've done enough damage, I won't post links.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 11:34 PM (iLTNN)

333 And they kept harping on education ratios. Uh, look, Total Beauty, some
really attractive and beautiful people are dumb as a box of rocks.

"Education", meaning earning capacity or placement in the better parts of society. What else is the goal of a Total Beauty woman other than to marry a lefty metrosexual with lots of money and influence, and then express some lefty dogma while the MFM marvels about these icons of women's empowerment

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 11:35 PM (vdfwz)

334 A lot of "educated" people are dumber'n shit AND physically hideous.
Let's compile a list!

Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 11:32 PM (bH8eJ)
James Hansen
Hilary Rodehard Clinton

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 02, 2010 11:35 PM (OWjjx)

335
http://tinyurl.com/2baxwor

Talk about your piss poor customer service!


Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 02, 2010 11:33 PM (r1h5M)
Boo the frak hoooo!

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:36 PM (LGfVt)

336 #339
Yes a Robert McGee. He's also known as LIBTARDARIAN.
You'll recognize him. He has a limp AND a lisp.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 11:36 PM (MaqIC)

337 A lot of "educated" people are dumber'n shit AND physically hideous.
Let's compile a list!
Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 11:32 PM (bH8eJ)
James Hansen
Let's stipulate that "educated" means having attend college, right?
Madeline Albright, Big Sis ...

Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 11:36 PM (bH8eJ)

338 See Kagan, Elena; Obama, Michelle; Waxman, Henry; Sullivan, Andrew...we can go on and on.

I've done enough damage, I won't post links.


Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 02, 2010 11:34 PM (iLTNN)
Then we have to include Jarles Chohnson

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:37 PM (LGfVt)

339 Kids home from work so I am out of here --- go nite

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 02, 2010 11:37 PM (OWjjx)

340 Heather. You had us at Waxman.

Posted by: Journolist at August 02, 2010 11:37 PM (8EEyy)

341 Night, mutt!

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:38 PM (LGfVt)

342 OMG - Waxman that was the name I couldn't remember. He of the massive nasal cavities. Nancy Pelosi should give him the name of her plastic surgeon to see what they could do for him. yech

Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 11:38 PM (bH8eJ)

343 kdbadear: "Tell us the tolerance level of your squeakhole. Can you take in the whole thing?"

That's a private matter, kd... I believe in FREEDOM.. my squeakhole has the right to be as free as anyone elses... why can't you cons understand...?

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:39 PM (i0u00)

344
Malkovich???

Ripley s Game?

Harpsichord??? Do you get it....

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:39 PM (WyJf7)

345 299Re: Assange - two behind the ear, live on tv, following a savage
beating, also delivered live on tv. Then the Assange channel, where his
gibbeted corpse slowly decays.
Forgo the bullets behind the ear. Just slowly beat him to death on live TV. We can even make it a Pay-Per-View event!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 11:40 PM (c0A3e)

346 Waxman that was the name I couldn't remember. He of the massive nasal cavities. Nancy Pelosi should give him the name of her plastic surgeon to see what they could do for him.

I have a better idea.

Posted by: Claude Raines at August 02, 2010 11:40 PM (4Kl5M)

347 331
Listen to Walter, cons. The first Amendment is the most important part of our living breathing constitution...


Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:31 PM

The First Amendment you love so much while you demand that Fox News, talk radio, and conservative blogs be shut down and silenced? Oh, I forgot, you worship free speech, but only want to shut down "hate speech", which is any speech that you don't like

Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box


Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2010 11:40 PM (vdfwz)

348 Bwaney Fwank and Liza Minelli's last ex husband. Wouldthe cat lady - Jocelyn Wildenstein count? Cast of Jersey shore are physically hideous but of course not educated.

Posted by: jpsr at August 02, 2010 11:40 PM (bH8eJ)

349 Wow! 1588 articles about Barry lying to veterans today.
I guess we need to change the saying to, 'If it lies, it leads."

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 02, 2010 11:40 PM (r1h5M)

350 G'night Mallamutt. I'm out, too.

Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2010 11:41 PM (5ZZzF)

351
Forgo the bullets behind the ear. Just slowly beat him to death on live TV. We can even make it a Pay-Per-View event!


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 11:40 PM (c0A3e)
I'm in!

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:41 PM (LGfVt)

352 352
336
Bored? Me?Suzy,
am I boring? *nods blow-up doll head "yes"*

Such a dearth of material there....

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:41 PM (HQSQk)

353 Malkovich???

Ripley s Game?

Harpsichord??? Do you get it.

No, we don't. You are the only one playing "Six degrees of my silly ass post"

Posted by: Kevin mother fuckin' Bacon at August 02, 2010 11:42 PM (4Kl5M)

354 Libtardarian, who is interfering with your FREEDOM.
Boof to your hearts delight!!!
We enjoy you making an ARSE out of yourself.
You invite abuse, it would be impolite for you not to accept and welcome it!!

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 11:42 PM (MaqIC)

355 *yawn*, Lit' Kim's feeling ronery.

North Korea threatens a 'physical counterattack' to naval exercises planned by South Korea - Yonhap http://bit.ly/aFSuHH

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 11:42 PM (c0A3e)

356 *yawn*, Lit' Kim's feeling ronery.
Matt Damon!

Posted by: Team America at August 02, 2010 11:43 PM (bH8eJ)

357 361
299 Forgo the bullets behind the
ear. Just slowly beat him to death on live TV. We can even make it a
Pay-Per-View event!
How about drawing--quartering? Or perhaps a pit of hungry crocodiles?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:43 PM (HQSQk)

358 #368 Such a dearth of material there....

Using those big words again, such as "dearth" and "there"...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 11:43 PM (c0A3e)

359 That's a private matter, kd... I believe in
FREEDOM.. my squeakhole has the right to be as free as anyone elses...
why can't you cons understand...?

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:39 PM

well helllllloooo there, sailor!

Posted by: andi sullivan at August 02, 2010 11:43 PM (vdfwz)

360 Scrabble..?

Triscuit?

Starburst??...

You cons still don't understand do you..?

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:43 PM (i0u00)

361 #373 How about drawing--quartering? Or perhaps a pit of hungry crocodiles?

Cut. Jib. Newletter.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 11:45 PM (c0A3e)

362 Sign me up for the kick murder squad -- that little rat bastard listed the names and personal information on people in our military with ts security clearance (along with the names of foreign nationals working with us). He has jeopardized the safety and well being of these people, their families, and the ability to conduct the war -- which affects the safety of a whole hell of a lot of other people.
It's not printable what I want to do to that fuck (or those who aid and support him).
See you in Hell, Julian, you slurper of syphilitic penis.

Posted by: unknown jane at August 02, 2010 11:45 PM (5/yRG)

363 374
#368 Using those big words again, such as "dearth"
and "there"...

Actually, I meant "plethora", as "dearth" is a lack of material. Bloody hell....

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:45 PM (HQSQk)

364 "It's easy to call for the arrest prosecution of Assange.""All it requires is denial of the First Amendment."

Active participation in espionage is not protected speech: it's largely not even speech at all, but action. Neither is soliciting treason, which appears to be the legal description of Assange's relationship with Manning.

This is not the Pentagon Papers case, and Assange is not Daniel Ellsberg. Moreover, the Pentagon Papers case doesn't even mean nearly as much as what most modern j-school idiots think it means. This isn't about prior restraint of speech. It's about punishing someone for criminal acts they have already committed.

Posted by: Dave J. at August 02, 2010 11:46 PM (DCQ0q)

365 Hmmmm.

Remember when applying electrodes to a subjects' testicles that you ensure that the voltage isn't too high. If you're using a wall or light socket you must step the voltage down. Otherwise the cojones will simply explode.

And aside from the screaming who the fuck wants bloody burned testicle bits all over them?

Posted by: memomachine at August 02, 2010 11:46 PM (MwCol)

366 #379 Actually, I meant "plethora", as "dearth" is a lack of material. Bloody hell....

Much anger, I sense in you. Clouds your thinking, it does.

Posted by: Yoda at August 02, 2010 11:46 PM (c0A3e)

367 Remember those cool ass handhelds in Avatar?
http://tinyurl.com/2fcewm9
You want one?
A thousand more stories like this and we're back!
Or maybe one more thing to tax. Cool shit anyway.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 02, 2010 11:47 PM (r1h5M)

368 And aside from the screaming who the fuck wants bloody burned testicle bits all over them?


Posted by: memomachine at August 02, 2010 11:46 PM (MwCol)
Giant splash shield. It'd be worth it.

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:47 PM (LGfVt)

369 Why does Miss 80s baby want to kick me in the nads with boots...?

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:48 PM (i0u00)

370 I've found my future home!

No. 4: Greensboro, N.C.

There's not a whole lotta lovin' going on in Greensboro,
according to QualityHealth.com's survey of sexually active cities.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 11:49 PM (c0A3e)

371 Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

Posted by: El Guapo at August 02, 2010 11:49 PM (6vmep)

372 I've found my future home!

No. 4: Greensboro, N.C. There's not a whole lotta lovin' going on in Greensboro

You're a very disturbed young man.

Tell me about your mother.

Posted by: zombie Sigmund Freud at August 02, 2010 11:50 PM (4Kl5M)

373 387
Why does Miss 80s baby want to kick me in the nads with boots...?

You are unworthy of such attentions.

/yes, yes, I know it's a sock. Still want to let the "real" Libertarian know this.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 11:51 PM (c0A3e)

374 You 4 or 5 are so funny. You all crack me up...

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:51 PM (WyJf7)

375 RE: SCII

From what I was reading and what it sounds like from the Blizzard people I have a passing aquaintance with, it looks like it's going to be roughly 18 months between expansions.

So expect to see Heart of the Swarm around Jan. 2012 and Legacy of the Void July 2013. Long time to be waiting to finish SCII...

Posted by: Gaff at August 02, 2010 11:51 PM (mTB38)

376
Here's one to help towards the devil post. I gotta get me some shuteye, later maroons.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 02, 2010 11:51 PM (BnxZm)

377 Posted by: SGT Dan at August 02, 2010 11:34 PM (p6OcK)
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: vivi at August 02, 2010 11:52 PM (84HQT)

378 389
Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

Posted by: El Guapo at August 02, 2010 11:49 PM (6vmep)
How about a copper clapper caper?




Posted by: Bikermailman at August 02, 2010 11:52 PM (LGfVt)

379 Pancakes. Their time has come.

Posted by: Martha Stewart's left nipple at August 02, 2010 11:53 PM (9e8Ti)

380 #15, That passage sounds like it was written by a gay male pretending to be hetero, no?

Posted by: ParisParamus at August 02, 2010 11:53 PM (7Pu9b)

381 Alex, we'll take signs of a freak for $25
OK, signs of a freak it is. Answer, This disaffected, self-loathing soul, typically hangs out at AosHQ after trolling Huffington Post and is often times seen playing ping pong by himself.
Alex, what is the freak otherwise knownas Libertarian?
Correct for $25.

Posted by: Journolist at August 02, 2010 11:54 PM (8EEyy)

382 You love to post lyrics to 60s songs, Libertarian.

Here's one;

Way down,
Belong the ocean,
Where, I wanna be,
She may be

I'll now lock the door to the bar

Posted by: Henry Hill at August 02, 2010 11:55 PM (vdfwz)

383 388- Greensboro. Oh dear. I'm pleading the fifth on that one.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at August 02, 2010 11:55 PM (5wfK4)

384 #390 You're a very disturbed young man.



Tell me about your mother.

My mother? Don't know much about her. After she had me, she fled to Sparta as I had no father and all the people in the village were suspicious about my conception.

After engaging in the seemingly quasi homo-erotic traditions of Spartan men, I rose through the ranks of the Spartan army rapidly. I didn't have time to see her.

But she was keeping a terrible secret from me. After my 1st confrontation with Zeus at the Summit of Sacrifice, a dying Athena told me that Zeus was my father.

She did care for me. As I was traversing Hades, I found this note from her - It read - "He was my responsibility. It was my burden to raise him, teach him right from wrong. All who get too near him suffer or die. His wife, his child, his brother,
and now me. I failed him; as a mother, as a human being. His sins are
mine to bear. Punish me for my shortcomings, and grant my son
redemption."

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 11:57 PM (c0A3e)

385 397
Pancakes. Their time has come.

Posted by: Martha Stewart's left nipple at August 02, 2010 11:53 PM

I was so ahead of my time!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 02, 2010 11:57 PM (vdfwz)

386 Dark chocolate ice cream in the blender. Let it melt. Then champagne, whiskey, bourbon, one. You know, booze. Then a little ground cinamon.
Then dark chocolate ice cream on top. Blend.
Milkshake. Repeat as nec.

Posted by: redclay at August 02, 2010 11:57 PM (s011Y)

387 If anyone wants to start a legal defense fund for whoever killsAsshat, I'm in for fifty bucks.

Posted by: vivi at August 02, 2010 11:57 PM (84HQT)

388 Heres a 60s song cons... this one goes out to the Tea Party.. I hear youre in the comix biz now... you people are dangerous because you don't LOVE, LOVE...

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...WAAAAAA

Posted by: Libertarian at August 02, 2010 11:58 PM (i0u00)

389 Pancakes. Their time has come.
Posted by: Martha Stewart's left nipple

Camisoles: They're a good thing.

Posted by: Martha Stewart's semi-reluctant boyfriend at August 02, 2010 11:58 PM (4Kl5M)

390 "Alex, what is the freak otherwise knownas Libertarian?"

You know things have gone downhill when the poor quality of trolls makes you pine for the days of Palin Steele. I mean, he was completely retarded, but Mr. "What Would Captain America Do?" was at least entertaining in his way.

Posted by: Dave J. at August 02, 2010 11:59 PM (DCQ0q)

391 No Vogon comments yet? Really, morons?

Posted by: alexthedude at August 02, 2010 11:59 PM (U/Vni)

392 Then we have to include Jarles Chohnson
Weasel Zippers has an item tonight about "JC" supporting the Ground Zero mosque imam. (And being trolled by a JC minion, too.)

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2010 11:59 PM (rfHsm)

393 Which one's the tranny? They're all ugly except the dude (?) with the hair. I'm thinking #1.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 02, 2010 11:59 PM (g4YJI)

394 #381, that's why I don't like using electricity. Shock a guy wrong and it's heart attack time, then the info you need dies with him. You can get by just fine with a hammer, a pair of pliers, and a cigarette lighter.

Posted by: SGT Dan at August 02, 2010 11:59 PM (p6OcK)

395 383
#379 Much
anger, I sense in you. Clouds your thinking, it does.

Nah; that would be frustration, not anger.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:59 PM (HQSQk)

396 393
RE: SCII From what I was reading and what it sounds like from
the Blizzard people I have a passing aquaintance with, it looks like
it's going to be roughly 18 months between expansions.

Dang. If each expansion has about 30 missions, I think it might be worth the wait.

And they'd better come out with Diablo 3 in the meantime.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:00 AM (c0A3e)

397 Whats up Cracka's!

Posted by: King Shakalaka boom at August 03, 2010 12:00 AM (ph9vn)

398 Um carton eggs on the floor, aisle 406. Ace, bring the 409 clean up and cancel detail.
Pathetic.

Posted by: Journolist at August 03, 2010 12:01 AM (8EEyy)

399 Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 02, 2010 11:57 PM (vdfwz)

You're a saint!

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 03, 2010 12:01 AM (LGfVt)

400 You all crack me up...
Try more lube.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 03, 2010 12:01 AM (rfHsm)

401 401
388- Greensboro. Oh dear. I'm pleading the fifth on that one.

How dare you insult my future home!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:01 AM (c0A3e)

402 387
Why does Miss 80s baby want to kick me in the nads with boots...?
I don't, War, though you do tempt me to say write something that would annoy you.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:02 AM (HQSQk)

403 #413 Nah; that would be frustration, not anger.

Your "plan" would be an appropriate outlet for such frustration.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:03 AM (c0A3e)

404 419- Or my current one?!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at August 03, 2010 12:04 AM (5wfK4)

405 Anybody have time to see a special dance performance? Anyone?

North Korea begins massive dance performance at Pyongyang's May Day Stadium - AP http://bit.ly/djvwNH

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:04 AM (c0A3e)

406 Rerun. But I'm drunk and don't care. A little hit and miss, but the header.
Miss Hendricks in a silk sheet. Shiny, slick, slippery, and slidey. And then heaven.NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/6gg3ub

Posted by: redclay at August 03, 2010 12:07 AM (s011Y)

407 406
Heres a 60s song cons... this one goes out to the Tea Party.. I hear
youre in the comix biz now... you people are dangerous because you don't
LOVE, LOVE

I told you to stay out of my album collection you little shit! Damn, I should've given your daddy a blowjob instead!

Posted by: Libertarian's Mom at August 03, 2010 12:07 AM (vdfwz)

408 422
419- Or my current one?!
You're there? Oh boy...scratch my plans then.

Plan B - make artificial island in the Pacific with the Blade of Olympus.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:07 AM (c0A3e)

409 Good night, Morons. The trash man comes early.

Posted by: fluffy runs up the count at August 03, 2010 12:07 AM (4Kl5M)

410 Cons..! When the dead walk... we must.. stop the killing..! Or lose the war!!!

Posted by: Libertarian at August 03, 2010 12:07 AM (i0u00)

411 Bullets behind the ear? Drawing and quartering? Screw that! I want him (and his pals) medievalized on for a full 72 hours...and then we begin dismantling them...slowly, hair follicle by hair follicle, until he's been taken apart at the microscopic level.
If you're going to do it; do it right.

Posted by: unknown jane at August 03, 2010 12:08 AM (5/yRG)

412 The freak show speaks!

Lady Gaga slams Arizona immigration law SB 1070 during Phoenix concert

"We have to be active. We have to protest. . . . I will yell and I will
scream louder," the 24-year-old pop sensation told the sold-out
audience at the US Airways Center. "I will hold you, and we will hold each other, and we will peaceably protest this state."

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:10 AM (c0A3e)

413 Does this work?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 03, 2010 12:10 AM (oIp16)

414 Anybody here know anything about memory loss problems? Mymother, who is only 70, is starting to remind me of an alzheimer's patient. But she's been to a doctor who gave her some stupid test. He told her to remember 3 things and in 10 minutes he asked her about them and she remembered them and that washow he determined she had no problem. Seriously, she's starting to really worry me.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:10 AM (g4YJI)

415 Real life interfered caused me to lose track of this thread.What happened?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:11 AM (HQSQk)

416 433 Anybody here know anything about memory loss problems? Mymother, who is only 70, is starting to remind me of an alzheimer's patient. But she's been to a doctor who gave her some stupid test. He told her to remember 3 things and in 10 minutes he asked her about them and she remembered them and that washow he determined she had no problem. Seriously, she's starting to really worry me.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:10 AM (g4YJI)
What's she doing that worries you?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 03, 2010 12:12 AM (oIp16)

417 "I will hold you, and we will hold each other, and we will peaceably protest this state."
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:10 AM (c0A3e)
Even for someone from Yonkers, that is fucking stupid.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 03, 2010 12:13 AM (mY03/)

418 432 Does this work?

It worked for me, Jim. And I daresay your photos are quantum leaps better than CJ's.

/Although that's still not saying much. Still, they look pretty good.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:13 AM (c0A3e)

419 As for spot the tranny...
Was there an 'all of the above' category for the answer?

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at August 03, 2010 12:14 AM (CMPXK)

420 434
Real life interfered caused me to lose track of this thread.What happened?

You made a public vow to forgo decadence for the rest of your days.

Go in peace, and good luck!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:14 AM (c0A3e)

421 Do not INSULT Greensboro OR Hagerstown.
Or I will have my 3RD and 4TH CHAKRA on you.

Posted by: gus at August 03, 2010 12:14 AM (MaqIC)

422 I hope they find this asshang dude and cut his balls off with a rusty soup can lid.

Posted by: Berserker at August 03, 2010 12:14 AM (gWHrG)

423
432
Does this work?

it works for me, Mr. Jim.

Posted by: redclay at August 03, 2010 12:15 AM (s011Y)

424 It worked for me, Jim. And I daresay your photos are quantum leaps better than CJ's./Although that's still not saying much. Still, they look pretty good.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:13 AM (c0A3e)
Thanks! I'll try to work some rusty hinges and some garbage into the collection.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 03, 2010 12:15 AM (oIp16)

425 383
#379 Actually, I meant "plethora", as "dearth" is a lack of material. Bloody hell....

Much anger, I sense in you. Clouds your thinking, it does.


Posted by: Yoda at August 02, 2010 11:46 PM (c0A3e)
Anger leads to hate, hate leads to marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage.Hmmmmm. Something doesn't look right there.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 12:16 AM (XIXhw)

426 What's she doing that worries you?
For example, I'll tell her about some upcoming event and she'll immediately write it on the calendar. Then when the subject comes up again half an hour later, she'll say, "oh, I need to write that on the calendar", having completely forgotten that she'd already done it. This happens often. Today she asked my step Dad 3 different times about the exact same thing in about a 2 hour period.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:16 AM (g4YJI)

427 440
434
You made a
public vow to forgo decadence for the rest of your days.Go in
peace, and good luck!

:innocently: Did I?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:17 AM (HQSQk)

428 435- Katya, that is a prelim type of test they do, but it sounds like the doc isn't taking it seriously. Get a second opinion.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at August 03, 2010 12:17 AM (5wfK4)

429 I'm faded on a Monday!!!!
Hehe.
Being in Congress has its privileges, beeeyatchs.

Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at August 03, 2010 12:17 AM (IRwVS)

430 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:11 AM (HQSQk)
I posted this last night, but you might find it interesting, being an old film buff:
http://tinyurl.com/323bj22

Posted by: TexasJew at August 03, 2010 12:17 AM (mY03/)

431 Is it wrong to want one of those chemical shields for my dog? Just in case.

The tranny model - what, is it all of them? 4 or 2. I'd say 4, because that model is the only one wearing something different. Or it could be 2 because the clothes are the same as the... femboys. I cannot call them men.

60 Oh, God, I love this so much. When, out of the blue, a girl will place a hand on your arm while she's laughing, or pick something out of your hair, or fix your collar. There's something so divine about an unexpected, casual, sweet touch like this. It's so beautiful and tiny and makes us feel all warm and happy.

If somebody touched me liked this, I would pull out the Blade of Olympus and hack away until the offending touch was removed.

Several colleagues and family members almost lost phalanges until they learned better.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2010 10:15 PM (c0A3e)
I have to say that I am sympathetic to this. Pretty much broke up with a guy for protectively grabbing my shoulder. (Other issues applied, but straw, camel, back). Everyone has different body space rules.

However, I have the feeling that it will be very awkward should I ever date. touchy/feely seems to come with being a girl.

Posted by: soulpile at August 03, 2010 12:19 AM (afWhQ)

432 Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid Prophet Muhammed
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Posted by: Julian Assange at August 03, 2010 12:19 AM (2jQGY)

433 433
Anybody here know anything about memory loss problems? Mymother, who
is only 70, is starting to remind me of an alzheimer's patient. But
she's been to a doctor who gave her some stupid test. He told her to
remember 3 things and in 10 minutes he asked her about them and she
remembered them and that washow he determined she had no problem.
Seriously, she's starting to really worry me.

Sorry to hear this katya, .

There's no one definative test for Alzheimer's, but even one test should be more rigorous than that.

Perhaps this link can help? Diagnosis of Alzheimer's Disease.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:20 AM (c0A3e)

434 Even for someone from Yonkers, that is fucking stupid.
Posted by: TexasJew at August 03, 2010 12:13 AM (mY03/)
Hey, I resemble that remark!

Posted by: David Berkowitz at August 03, 2010 12:20 AM (IRwVS)

435 Katya, that is a prelim type of test they do, but it sounds like the doc isn't taking it seriously. Get a second opinion.
My parents are spending the summer in Des Moines, IA. Does anybody have a doctor referral in that area? They may also be spending the winter in Arizona again.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:20 AM (g4YJI)

436 Jim in San Diego--I like your colors. Do you do a lot of post-processing?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 03, 2010 12:20 AM (iLTNN)

437 He told her to remember 3 things and in 10 minutes he asked her
about them and she remembered them and that washow he determined she
had no problem. Seriously, she's starting to really worry me.

Doctors only treat diseases when the disease becomes worse than the cure. It doesn't mean your mom isn't losing cognitive ability - it means she hasn't reached the stage that the book says put her on some drug or other.

My dad is going through this too.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 12:21 AM (XIXhw)

438 433 Anybody here know anything about memory loss problems?......What was the question again? Seriously though, i have an elderly neighbor who at times seems perfectly lucid and at others seems completely lost. There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to it, but it can't be good.

Posted by: Martha Stewart's left nipple at August 03, 2010 12:21 AM (CIR13)

439 450
I posted this last night, but you might find it interesting, being an
old film buff:http://tinyurl.com/323bj22

Thank you, TJ! I didn't know she's from El Paso. In one of her movies, she did a Southern accent so well I almost thought she was from Georgia, but after that I (somehow) decided California.

/I don't remember why, esp. when there's IMDB.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:23 AM (HQSQk)

440 433 Anybody here know anything about memory loss problems? My mother, who is only 70, is starting to remind me of an alzheimer's patient. But she's been to a doctor who gave her some stupid test. He told her to remember 3 things and in 10 minutes he asked her about them and she remembered them and that was how he determined she had no problem. Seriously, she's starting to really worry me.Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:10 AM (g4YJI)

Yeah, that's the test they perform all the time. It works on my dad, but I don't think it works if memory issues come and go or if the issues are early onset. Have you tried finding a memory disorder clinic? Someone who specializes in this field? Maybe a neurologist?

Posted by: soulpile at August 03, 2010 12:23 AM (afWhQ)

441 Not every type of age-related dementia is Alzheimer's, btw. Probably best not t o jump to that conclusion right off.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 12:23 AM (XIXhw)

442 446
What's she doing that worries you?
For example, I'll tell her about some upcoming event and she'll immediately write it on the calendar. Then when the subject comes up again half an hour later, she'll say, "oh, I need to write that on the calendar", having completely forgotten that she'd already done it. This happens often. Today she asked my step Dad 3 different times about the exact same thing in about a 2 hour period.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:16 AM (g4YJI)
Yeah, it's second oppinion time.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 03, 2010 12:25 AM (oIp16)

443 They may also be spending the winter in Arizona again.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:20 AM (g4YJI)
Banner Hospital has a memory clinic. I don't know how useful it would be to you. We just visited in the past couple of weeks for some help. Not sure if they'd help.Here's a link to their site: http://bit.ly/cqXXYRBest to get an appt way in advance if you decide you want to visit.

Posted by: soulpile at August 03, 2010 12:26 AM (afWhQ)

444 A neurologist is the best person to see about memory problems, since they can do a battery of tests. My paternal grandfather also does some of the things you described, though his has been determined to be the results of aging.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:26 AM (HQSQk)

445 461 Not every type of age-related dementia is Alzheimer's, btw. Probably best not t o jump to that conclusion right off.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 12:23 AM (XIXhw)

Very true. My dad's is due to another disorder.

Posted by: soulpile at August 03, 2010 12:26 AM (afWhQ)

446 456 Jim in San Diego--I like your colors. Do you do a lot of post-processing?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 03, 2010 12:20 AM (iLTNN)
Anymore, I pretty much post-process everything.
Photoshop CS5 and Topaz Labs filters. Sometimes I use Photomatix if I want a weird effect.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 03, 2010 12:27 AM (oIp16)

447 I'll now lock the door to the bar
Posted by: Henry Hill at August 02, 2010 11:55 PM (vdfwz)
What are you, a fuckin sick maniac?

Posted by: Jimmy Conway at August 03, 2010 12:28 AM (IRwVS)

448 Also, the institute at Banner's, at least for us, is mostly about helping families and the afflicted cope. They might do more, but so far it's just been more like some therapy sessions. Might be different for other situations.

Posted by: soulpile at August 03, 2010 12:28 AM (afWhQ)

449 #447 :innocently: Did I?

Yes you did. The post was seared, seared into my memory.

/Maet deleted it though, which is why you can't find it anymore.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:29 AM (c0A3e)

450 hi all
good evening from houston

Posted by: chemjeff in texas at August 03, 2010 12:29 AM (3JDMi)

451 Not every type of age-related dementia is Alzheimer's, btw. Probably best not t o jump to that conclusion right off.
Yeah, I know. There's also Dementia. And I'm not assuming it's any of those. But there's something wrong with her. This isn't normal "lost her cell phone" memory stuff. Today, she forgot that an item she had picked up in the store was hers and thought she was carrying it for me when we got to the checkout.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:29 AM (g4YJI)

452 I like paste.

Posted by: Julian Assbag at August 03, 2010 12:30 AM (QuP9W)

453
""Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid Prophet Muhammed
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!""



Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe.

Posted by: Berserker at August 03, 2010 12:30 AM (gWHrG)

454 470 hi all

good evening from houston

Hey chemjeff. How's the conference?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:31 AM (c0A3e)

455 hi all
good evening from houston
Posted by: chemjeff in texas at August 03, 2010 12:29 AM (3JDMi)
Sup holmes. Hows the humidity treating you?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 12:31 AM (IRwVS)

456 For all you hosers in Michigan tomorrow is primary day!

Still on the fence as to who I will vote for Gov.

Probably Snyder.
The local field for me is filled with party hacks.
Fuckers....

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at August 03, 2010 12:31 AM (DQLZt)

457 100 greatest movie insults. I have heard a few of these around here. Best one I have heard useful for use on trolls, "You're about as useful as a cock flavored popsicle."

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 03, 2010 12:31 AM (rurh0)

458 471- A good doc will check to see if something else, like meds, is causing the problem ... then he/she will keep looking.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at August 03, 2010 12:33 AM (5wfK4)

459 Today, she forgot that an item she had picked up in the store was hers
and thought she was carrying it for me when we got to the checkout.

Yeah... that seems a bit more than just forgetfulness.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 12:33 AM (XIXhw)

460 477
100 greatest movie insults. I
have heard a few of these around here. Best one I have heard useful for
use on trolls, "You're about as useful as a cock flavored popsicle."
I think that was an ONT topic a few weeks ago. Still pretty damn good.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:34 AM (c0A3e)

461 well, my part of the conference is over, so now i'm visiting family in houston
humidity is umm not quite unbearable but still pretty big
i like the baby chemical suit heh

Posted by: chemjeff in texas at August 03, 2010 12:35 AM (3JDMi)

462 Still on the fence as to who I will vote for Gov.Probably Snyder.The local field for me is filled with party hacks.Fuckers....
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at August 03, 2010 12:31 AM (DQLZt)
Interesting. I've met Hoekstra before, I liked him personally.
Don't know enough about the other guys to make an educated decision though.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 12:35 AM (IRwVS)

463 Also have a good internist take a look at all the meds she's taking. Sometimes polypharmcy (one drug from the cardiologist, one from the rheumatologist, one from the primary care, one from the ophthalomogist and pretty soon you have a toxic stew)


Posted by: some wench at August 03, 2010 12:36 AM (uJBct)

464 469
#447 Yes
you did. The post was seared, seared into my memory. /Maet
deleted it though, which is why you can't find it anymore.

Riiight....I bet I donned my best halo swore on a stack of Bibles, too.

470 hi allgood evening from houston

Enjoying the great steam bowl, chemjeff? It was incredibly hot sunny today.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:37 AM (HQSQk)

465 I looked up that Asshat guy and he sounds like an insufferable prig.I hope the families of anyone harmed due to the information leaked by this asshole sue him and everyone connected with WikiLeaks, sue the internet hosts, servers and providers.On a related topic is the traitor Bradley - I've seen on one website that he had a fight with his girlfriend, and elsewhere that he had a fight with his boyfriend.what's the story?

Posted by: vivi at August 03, 2010 12:38 AM (84HQT)

466 481....humidity is umm not quite unbearable but still pretty big

But it was [barely] below 50%!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:38 AM (HQSQk)

467 60
Oh, God, I love this so much. When, out of the blue, a girl will place a
hand on your arm while she's laughing, or pick something out of your
hair, or fix your collar. There's something so divine about an
unexpected, casual, sweet touch like this. It's so beautiful and tiny
and makes us feel all warm and happy.

It's so true. Reading this and thinking about the last time it happened to me gave me a frisson.
(Haven't been able to work that word into a comment in ages.)

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 03, 2010 12:39 AM (XRAT8)

468 Darth Cheney is pretty much indestructible, but it wouldn't hurt to petition the big guy anyway for His complete recovery.



Cheney remains hospitalized after heart surgery


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:40 AM (c0A3e)

469 humidity is umm not quite unbearable but still pretty big
i like the baby chemical suit heh
Posted by: chemjeff in texas at August 03, 2010 12:35 AM (3JDMi)
Right on. I've been lucky enough to visit all sorts of places in the south but I've never felt worst humidity than Houston. Coming from a bone dry place like Denver, makes it worse.
New Orleans and Mobile were close, and probably not much different.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 12:40 AM (IRwVS)

470 I got a few ideas I can pass on to them. Thanks and I'll keep you all updated on stuff.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:40 AM (g4YJI)

471 #484 Riiight....I bet I donned my best halo & swore on a stack of Bibles, too.

You have a halo? .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:42 AM (c0A3e)

472 oh, maybe you texas morons can help me with this:
why do the road signs here say "drive friendly the texas way" when everyone drives like assholes?

Posted by: chemjeff in texas at August 03, 2010 12:42 AM (3JDMi)

473 491
It becomes unbearable after you've
lived in it for a while.

That's why we stay inside in the air-conditioning, or wait until the clouds all roll-in from the GoM. Thank Heaven for the Big Thicket, too.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:43 AM (HQSQk)

474 #487 It's so true. Reading this and thinking about the last time it happened to me gave me a frisson.

"A frisson"? Sounds decadent.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:43 AM (c0A3e)

475 492
#484 You have a halo? .

Of course I do. All the best soul-stealers...Oh, wait...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:44 AM (HQSQk)

476 #493 why do the road signs here say "drive friendly the texas way" when everyone drives like assholes?

Can't speak for Texas drivers, but there's no way in God's Green Earth that they drive worse than Jersey drivers.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:45 AM (c0A3e)

477 I'm disappointed that - thus far - we have not heard a peacock.

Why are you dissapointed?

I used to work on a ranch that kept peacocks on the property in addition to some other exotic animals.

This sounds kinda cool the first 5 times you hear it, I guess.

This on a regular basis though?

First you think to yourself, 'Shut the hell up!' then you think, 'I wonder if they taste like pheasant??'.

Posted by: Deety at August 03, 2010 12:45 AM (aVzyR)

478 Can anything be off topic for the ONT? Anyway, my question is what happened to 'Nam Grunt? I havent seen him comment for days.

Posted by: Ronster at August 03, 2010 12:46 AM (nnNfA)

479 487 60 Oh, God, I love this so much. When, out of the blue, a girl will place a hand on your arm while she's laughing, or pick something out of your hair, or fix your collar. There's something so divine about an unexpected, casual, sweet touch like this. It's so beautiful and tiny and makes us feel all warm and happy. there is nothing so sexy as a happy laughing can't help but touch you woman.
cheeks flush with love and giggledy.

Posted by: redclay at August 03, 2010 12:46 AM (s011Y)

480 Kratos i would agree with you there - i have never heard the horn used so often as the hour I spent driving in Jersey

Posted by: chemjeff in texas at August 03, 2010 12:46 AM (3JDMi)

481 And now is smiting the Earth with a Coronal Mass Ejection. Must sacrifice more ... virgins.

Hey! We've had just about enough of you non-virgins thinking we're put here on Earth to save YOUR sorry butts all the time. For once you can sacrifice yourselves, OK?

Posted by: why shouuld WE die cause YOU couldn't say no? at August 03, 2010 12:47 AM (UTw/f)

482 497
#493 Can't
speak for Texas drivers, but there's no way in God's Green Earth that
they drive worse than Jersey drivers.

How do they drive in Jersey? Here in Houston, road rage is a common problem. Meanwhile, back @ my place in East TX, the people are more rude seemingly unable to read road-signs. The biggest problem for a majority of Texans is when it's cold there's precipitation, b/c we don't know how to drive on ice or in the snow.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:47 AM (HQSQk)

483 What kind of topsy-turvy world do we live in when the French break up an immigrant squat?

French police breakup of immigrant squat brings storm of protest

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:47 AM (c0A3e)

484 why do the road signs here say "drive friendly the texas way" when everyone drives like assholes?
Posted by: chemjeff in texas at August 03, 2010 12:42 AM (3JDMi)
I'm not Texan, but you got to grade on a curve.
Try MA, NY, PA, and all of the other northeastern dickhead driving cities.
No offense of course.
So Cal, and Atlanta are a couple of other shitty driving cities.
Florida as well, if you want to count the old folks.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 12:48 AM (IRwVS)

485 Can't speak for Texas drivers, but there's no way in God's Green Earth that they drive worse than Jersey drivers.
Worst drivers ever? Old people in small communities. In small towns, they are allowed to keep their licenses much longer than they should. In the city, they'd be forced to stop driving when they became dangerous to everyone. In a small town, they can be seen swerving along at 10 mph and straddling the middle line. I used to have visions of being mowed down by an 90-year old retired farmer in a red king cab pickup or a 70's model sedan full of little old ladies.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:49 AM (g4YJI)

486 He kind of looks like Bill Maher in drag.

Posted by: Buffalobob at August 03, 2010 12:50 AM (CaUQM)

487 505
why do the road signs here say "drive friendly the texas way" when everyone drives like assholes?
Posted by: chemjeff in texas at August 03, 2010 12:42 AM (3JDMi)
I'm not Texan, but you got to grade on a curve.
Try MA, NY, PA, and all of the other northeastern dickhead driving cities.
No offense of course.
So Cal, and Atlanta are a couple of other shitty driving cities.
Florida as well, if you want to count the old folks.

lots of bad drivers in the south. it's just that they don't MEAN to do it.
MA,NY,PA. They mean it.

Posted by: redclay at August 03, 2010 12:50 AM (s011Y)

488 DeltaSmelt

I looked at Hoekstra, but he seems to comfortable in the political class. Maybe I'm reading it wrong but I truely am tired of career politicians.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at August 03, 2010 12:50 AM (DQLZt)

489 katya, that's because they're Iowans

Posted by: chemjeff in texas at August 03, 2010 12:52 AM (3JDMi)

490 Worst drivers ever? Old people in small communities.
Oh hell fuck no.

Middle Eastern women in Detroit.

They are a danger to everything. At least you can be somewhat assured that the old person is going to keep going straight, and stay in their lane.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at August 03, 2010 12:53 AM (DQLZt)

491 katya, that's because they're Iowans
No argument here.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:53 AM (g4YJI)

492 #503 How do they drive in Jersey? Here in Houston, road rage is a common
problem. Meanwhile, back @ my place in East TX, the people are more rude
seemingly unable to read road-signs. The biggest problem for a
majority of Texans is when it's cold there's precipitation, b/c we
don't know how to drive on ice or in the snow.

Primo example. There was this one time where I was riding with my stepfather when he suddenly pointed out a car with Jersey plates in the left lane (it was 3 lanes then). "Watch that car, Kratos", he said, "He's going to cross all the lanes to turn right". We came up to a red light and sure enough, the car with Jersey plates faded from the very left to the right-hand turning lane with no hesitation and no turn-signals.

It was as if my stepfather performed a magic trick.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:54 AM (c0A3e)

493 Middle Eastern women in Detroit
Middle aged women (working moms) driving mini vans, on their cell phones.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 03, 2010 12:54 AM (g4YJI)

494 Worst drivers ever? Old people in small communities.
Hey, I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Ronster at August 03, 2010 12:55 AM (nnNfA)

495 lots of bad drivers in the south. it's just that they don't MEAN to do it.
MA,NY,PA. They mean it.
Posted by: redclay at August 03, 2010 12:50 AM (s011Y)
Heh. You might be right on that account.

I looked at Hoekstra, but he seems to comfortable in the political class. Maybe I'm reading it wrong but I truely am tired of career politicians.
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at August 03, 2010 12:50 AM (DQLZt)
You could be right. I just want whats best for your state. Whoever that may be.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 12:55 AM (IRwVS)

496 504 Kratos they must be getting tired of car torching parties. Why, they even declared war on al-Qaeda!

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2010 12:55 AM (h0RtZ)

497 It's a trap, chemjeff!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:56 AM (c0A3e)

498 I'm just glad that we have term limits in MI. Hopefully that silly bint Jenny will go back to Canada.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at August 03, 2010 12:57 AM (DQLZt)

499 well my internet is going all kaput so i am going to bed
i don't even know if this message will get posted

Posted by: chemjeff in texas at August 03, 2010 12:57 AM (3JDMi)

500 Violence following the slaying of a Pakistani legislator has left at least 25 dead - dawn.com http://bit.ly/98YsaS

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 12:58 AM (c0A3e)

501 514
#503 Primo
example. There was this one time where I was riding with my stepfather
when he suddenly pointed out a car with Jersey plates in the left lane
(it was 3 lanes then). "Watch that car, Kratos", he said, "He's going
to cross all the lanes to turn right". We came up to a red light and
sure enough, the car with Jersey plates faded from the very left to the
right-hand turning lane with no hesitation and no turn-signals.

Did the person get in any sort of trouble, or are they not afraid of getting caught? People sometimes try that here, but the police will usually catch them. I have also seen such maneuvers cause accidents. Definitely risky.

PS: He calls you 'Kratos'?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 12:59 AM (HQSQk)

502 "Watch that car, Kratos",
Damn, your name is actually Kratos. Explains alot.
I thought I had it bad when my parents named me Delta.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 01:00 AM (IRwVS)

503 And now is smiting the Earth with a Coronal Mass Ejection. Must sacrifice more sheep and virgins.

Helios is still sore that I ripped off his head and used it as a flashlight/weapon.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 01:00 AM (c0A3e)

504 Violence following the slaying of a Pakistani legislator has left at least 25 dead
Ahhh... I'm so saddened by this.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at August 03, 2010 01:00 AM (DQLZt)

505 59
Julian Assange needs get ass raped to death by a camel.

Posted by: gus at August 02, 2010 10:15 PM (MaqIC)
Good luck finding a camel with such low standards.

Posted by: Aaron at August 03, 2010 01:04 AM (XUIJ5)

506 PS: He calls you 'Kratos'?Damn, your name is actually Kratos. Explains alot.

lol, just a bit of embellishment there. I wish my real name was Kratos. (means "power" in Greek).

I thought I had it bad when my parents named me Delta.
Delta, delta...was it because that was name of the airline you were conceived on or was it because you were the fourth child? .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 01:04 AM (c0A3e)

507 why do the road signs here say "drive friendly the texas way" when everyone drives like assholes?

Aw, you big baby. They're comparing it to Los Angeles where "asshole" comes in large handgun calibers.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 01:04 AM (XIXhw)

508 Delta, delta...was it because that was name of the airline you were conceived on or was it because you were the fourth child? .

Or maybe you were different.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 01:07 AM (XIXhw)

509 #445 Anger leads to hate, hate leads to marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage.Hmmmmm. Something doesn't look right there.

It certainly doesn't. Decadence leads to marriage, not hate.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 01:07 AM (c0A3e)

510 Are you fucking kidding?
Bay Area drivers, especially Asian women, are by far the fucking worst. EVAH. The all time lowest, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes...this car in front of me on the 280 is weaving, and I'm passing that shit, but take the time tosee what the drunk in the driver seat looks like.
It's an Asian gal, with a cell phone in one hand, visor down to look in the mirror while she does her eyelashes with the other hand.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at August 03, 2010 01:08 AM (CMPXK)

511
Is it bad to say that I would bang Orly Taintz if she were here right now?

Posted by: thebronze at August 03, 2010 01:09 AM (06VrU)

512 Delta, delta...was it because that was name of the airline you were conceived on or was it because you were the fourth child? .
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 01:04 AM (c0A3e)
My hippy parents grinded me out in the bathroom of a Delta airlines plane on their way to California to protest the killing of the Delta Smelt.
Hence the name.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 01:10 AM (IRwVS)

513 I thought I had it bad when my parents named me Delta.

Posted by: Delta Smelt

My mom and dad must have had a hard time calling me "Mister".

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 03, 2010 01:11 AM (Vol3D)

514 #532 It's an Asian gal, with a cell phone in one hand, visor down to look in
the mirror while she does her eyelashes with the other hand.
Oh boy. Guess she thought cars have that "hands-free" option like they did in Demolition Man.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 01:11 AM (c0A3e)

515 It's an Asian gal, with a cell phone in one hand, visor down to look in
the mirror while she does her eyelashes with the other hand.

When I lived in Southern California I used to see that kind of crap all the time. Once I passed this guy with a newspaper spread out over his steering wheel and shaving.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 01:11 AM (XIXhw)

516 When I lived in Southern California I used to see that kind of crap all the time. Once I passed this guy with a newspaper spread out over his steering wheel and shaving.
What's wrong with that? He didn't want to get his BMW's steering wheel covered with hair. I see no problem.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 03, 2010 01:12 AM (SfDpg)

517 My hippy parents grinded me out in the bathroom of a Delta airlines plane on their way to California to protest the killing of the Delta Smelt.
Hence the name.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 01:10 AM (IRwVS)
Or maybe they were going to a Joe Cocker and Friends hippie concert in the early 70's when he sang "Delta Lady"?

Posted by: TexasJew at August 03, 2010 01:13 AM (mY03/)

518 Asian women, are by far the fucking worst
I'm not afraid to make gender distinctions, but as far as asian drivers go, their is no difference. They both suck.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 01:14 AM (IRwVS)

519 Hey, who is the Rachael Corrie, and does she have any pancakes now. She sounds like my kind of woman, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Albert Haynesworth, DT at August 03, 2010 01:14 AM (Vol3D)

520 #537 When I lived in Southern California I used to see that kind of crap all
the time. Once I passed this guy with a newspaper spread out over his
steering wheel and shaving.
This is why we'll never have flying cars.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 01:14 AM (c0A3e)

521 533 Is it bad to say that I would bang Orly Taintz if she were here right now?
Posted by: thebronze at August 03, 2010 01:09 AM (06VrU)
Just bring your birth certificate and a handful of rubbers.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 03, 2010 01:14 AM (mY03/)

522 Forgo the bullets behind the ear. Just slowly beat him to death on live
TV. We can even make it a Pay-Per-View event!

Janet Nepolitano knew right away who needed monitoring. And for good reasons.

Posted by: Walter at August 03, 2010 01:16 AM (7+pP9)

523 #540 I'm not afraid to make gender distinctions, but as far as asian drivers go, their is no difference. They both suck.
My lab-mate's Asian and I've driven with her on several occasions. I lived, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 01:16 AM (c0A3e)

524 My mom and dad must have had a hard time calling me "Mister".
Posted by: MrCaniac at August 03, 2010 01:11 AM (Vol3D)
Perhaps. Sounds like an 18 year old, top flight basketball prospect to me though.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 01:16 AM (IRwVS)

525 Or maybe they were going to a Joe Cocker and Friends hippie concert in the early 70's when he sang "Delta Lady"?

Posted by: TexasJew

Could have been Tanya Tucker fans singing "Delta Dawn".

Posted by: Glenn Campbell at August 03, 2010 01:16 AM (Vol3D)

526 542
#537 When I lived in Southern California I used to see that kind of crap all
the time. Once I passed this guy with a newspaper spread out over his
steering wheel and shaving.
This is why we'll never have flying cars.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 01:14 AM (c0A3e)
Not unless they're completely automated. Shit, I can't even read the paper and shave at the same time. Forget about the driving part.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 01:16 AM (XIXhw)

527 Is it bad to say that I would bang Orly Taintz if she were here right now?
Posted by: thebronze at August 03, 2010 01:09 AM (06VrU)

You wouldn't have to worry about screwing her brains out.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 03, 2010 01:18 AM (Vol3D)

528 @406: "you people are dangerous because you don't LOVE, LOVE..."
Ha. I'm all about love
Catherine: What do you love, Gabriel? Gabriel: Cracking your skull.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 03, 2010 01:18 AM (4TzSk)

529 537
It's an Asian gal, with a cell phone in one hand, visor down to look in
the mirror while she does her eyelashes with the other hand.When
I lived in Southern California I used to see that kind of crap all the
time. Once I passed this guy with a newspaper spread out over his
steering wheel and shaving.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 01:11 AM (XIXhw)
Once, on the way to school, I drove behind a guy who fell asleep at the wheel.

Posted by: soulpile at August 03, 2010 01:18 AM (afWhQ)

530 "Americans who swap passports"
Found the link to this on drudge. It's fascinating how it is advantageous to be a brit and work in America, but it is not advantageous to be an American and to work in Britain. Seems they tax resident aliens very much.

Posted by: curious at August 03, 2010 01:19 AM (p302b)

531 Perhaps. Sounds like an 18 year old, top flight basketball prospect to me though.

Posted by: Delta Smelt

This fall I will be taking my sock puppeting talents to Miami.

Posted by: LeBron James at August 03, 2010 01:20 AM (Vol3D)

532 Or maybe they were going to a Joe Cocker and Friends hippie concert in the early 70's when he sang "Delta Lady"?
Posted by: TexasJew at August 03, 2010 01:13 AM (mY03/)
It's possible, but it doesnt explain my middle name, Smelt.
Only Cali could explain that.

My lab-mate's Asian and I've driven with her on several occasions. I lived, .
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 01:16 AM (c0A3e)
Stop living on the edge my man. Insist you drive next time. Stop pushing your luck.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 01:20 AM (IRwVS)

533 I should be incredibly thankful that I'm not named "Tourmaline" or "Gallica".

/Dad loves gems/minerals, mom adores roses.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 01:22 AM (HQSQk)

534 This fall I will be taking my sock puppeting talents to Miami.
Posted by: LeBron James at August 03, 2010 01:20 AM (Vol3D)
Nice. Funny you mention that.
I told a friend recently that I was taking my talents to Ft. Sumter and got a chuckle out of it.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 03, 2010 01:22 AM (IRwVS)

535 Stop living on the edge my man. Insist you drive next time. Stop pushing your luck.
Yeah, I concur. There's a reason Miss Daisy had Morgan Freeman drive her.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 03, 2010 01:22 AM (SfDpg)

536 552
"Americans who swap passports"Found
the link to this on drudge. It's fascinating how it is advantageous to
be a brit and work in America, but it is not advantageous to be an
American and to work in Britain. Seems they tax resident aliens very
much.

Posted by: curious

Linky requires subscription. I don't pay for links.

Posted by: Scrooge McDuck at August 03, 2010 01:23 AM (Vol3D)

537 Once, on the way to school, I drove behind a guy who fell asleep at the wheel.

I had a high school acquaintance die from this. He had one of those little steering wheels with the chains. shish-kabob. The poor guy was working three jobs because he was supporting his parents and paying his little brother's tuition.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 01:23 AM (XIXhw)

538 #554 Stop living on the edge my man. Insist you drive next time. Stop pushing your luck.

But her car's nicer than mine. And I've escaped Hades on more than one occasion.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 01:24 AM (c0A3e)

539 559
Once, on the way to school, I drove behind a guy who fell asleep at the wheel.

I
had a high school acquaintance die from this. He had one of those
little steering wheels with the chains. shish-kabob. The poor guy was
working three jobs because he was supporting his parents and paying his
little brother's tuition.


Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 01:23 AM (XIXhw)
Scary. Very scary and sad. The guy in front of me was lucky - it was long red light and my horn was loud enough to get him going. I still hope he didn't fall asleep at another light and made it safely to his destination.

Posted by: soulpile at August 03, 2010 01:25 AM (afWhQ)

540 560
#554 But
her car's nicer than mine. And I've escaped Hades on more than one
occasion.

Even cats only have 9 lives.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 01:26 AM (HQSQk)

541 This talk about falling asleep at the wheel reminded me of this

Posted by: Martha Stewart's left nipple at August 03, 2010 01:29 AM (9e8Ti)

542 Today, she forgot that an item she had picked up in the store was hers and thought she was carrying it for me when we got to the checkout.
You need to make sure your mom is safe. May need to put alarms on the doors in case she goes out some night alone. Also, hide car keys.

Posted by: madamex at August 03, 2010 01:30 AM (jChrK)

543 Posted by: Scrooge McDuck at August 03, 2010 01:23 AM (Vol3D)

sorry, it's late and I thought I put the drudge link on the word "drudge" guess I screwed up. Here's the link to drudge. The article is the first one in the first column on the left.

Posted by: curious at August 03, 2010 01:31 AM (p302b)

544 Maybe Assange should just disappear never to be heard of again. People disappear all the time.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at August 03, 2010 01:32 AM (8iahh)

545 I think my 555 sped right through Dorkville.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 01:32 AM (HQSQk)

546 Shorpy> Duquesne Incline: 1900

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 03, 2010 01:35 AM (HQSQk)

547 @429: "Bullets behind the ear? Drawing and quartering? Screw that! I want him (and his pals) medievalized on for a full 72 hours...and then we begin dismantling them...slowly, hair follicle by hair follicle, until he's been taken apart at the microscopic level."
Ok, how about what Hugh of le Puiset's would-be assassin got?
"The unfortunate would-be assassin was sentenced to die a death that seems extraordinarily violent even for those harsh times [the Crusades]. He was dragged into the market square and tied down. Then a leg was cut off. Boiling pitch was poured over the gaping wound, causing more pain but prolonging life. When the assassin recovered from the shock, the other leg was cut off and the process with the pitch repeated. Finally, after both arms had been removed in the same manner, the limbless trunk was forced to confess its guilt [i.e., tortured] and, mercifully, was decapitated."

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 03, 2010 01:36 AM (4TzSk)

548 566 Purple,

Apparently he has a 1.4 gb encrypted file posted under the name 'insurance', with the key in a deadman drop setup. If he is detained or killed, the key goes public.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2010 01:37 AM (h0RtZ)

549 569

Those dudes did not fuck around.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at August 03, 2010 01:43 AM (DQLZt)

550 Apparently he has a 1.4 gb encrypted file posted under the name
'insurance', with the key in a deadman drop setup. If he is detained or
killed, the key goes public.

It's Obumbles' real birth cert.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at August 03, 2010 01:44 AM (DQLZt)

551 Somebody knows what's in the file or else the guy wouldn't label it "insurance".

Posted by: curious at August 03, 2010 01:46 AM (p302b)

552 Is Sarah Palin going to make an election-day surprise game-changing endorsement in Michigan?



It would be huge because we need Pete Hoekstra in Michigan!

Posted by: Dan at August 03, 2010 01:49 AM (9L1z6)

553 570 566 Purple,Apparently he has a 1.4 gb encrypted file posted under the name 'insurance', with the key in a deadman drop setup. If he is detained or killed, the key goes public.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2010 01:37 AM (h0RtZ)
That sounds like a fair deal. I'd kill him to find out just what his insurance policy really is.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 03, 2010 01:52 AM (oIp16)

554 Unless it is a 2048 bit key, I'm sure the NSA could crack it. But even a 1024 bit key takes them considerable CPU time to pop open.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2010 01:53 AM (h0RtZ)

555 "...was sentenced to die a death that seems extraordinarily violent even for those harsh times [the Crusades]. He was dragged into the market square and tied down. Then a leg was cut off. Boiling pitch was poured over the gaping wound, causing more pain but prolonging life. When the assassin recovered from the shock, the other leg was cut off and the process with the pitch repeated. Finally, after both arms had been removed in the same manner, the limbless trunk was forced to confess its guilt [i.e., tortured] and, mercifully, was decapitated."
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 03, 2010 01:36 AM (4TzSk)
Those Dallas cops sure don't fuck around with proof of insuarance.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 03, 2010 01:56 AM (mY03/)

556 Yes, but the... whole point of the doomsday machine insurance file... is lost... if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at August 03, 2010 01:57 AM (SfDpg)

557 @571: "Those dudes did not fuck around."
I just like that they tortured the body after hacking off the limbs and cauterizing the wounds with tar. "Easy part's over, pal. Now we're gonna get mean."
I just wonder if they did the dangling loogie over his face before they finallybeheaded him.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 03, 2010 01:57 AM (4TzSk)

558 578,

Dr. Strangelove reference heh. I think the point is that anyone can download the encrypted file, but cannot read it without the key. Hell, I read about it somewhere today, so many others must know too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2010 02:03 AM (h0RtZ)

559 But the point being that if'n we don't know what's in it, it isn't much insurance. If he saidlike, nuclear launch codes or location of some of our SSBNs or whatever then there'd be some good reason to fear people getting access and therefore not killing him. Maybe it's a Hello Kitty vibrator. Someone might call his bluff and kill/capture him; rightly thinking that he's just making us envision our own Room 101s.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 03, 2010 02:09 AM (SfDpg)

560 572
Apparently he has a 1.4 gb encrypted file posted under the name
'insurance', with the key in a deadman drop setup. If he is detained or
killed, the key goes public.

It's Obumbles' real birth cert.


Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at August 03, 2010 01:44 AM (DQLZt)
Hahaha. If that was true, and if it wasn't American, I'd start laughing and wouldn't stop for a week.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 02:11 AM (XIXhw)

561 576
Unless it is a 2048 bit key, I'm sure the NSA could crack it. But even a
1024 bit key takes them considerable CPU time to pop open.


Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2010 01:53 AM (h0RtZ)
From the wikileaks perspective the best threat would be a file the NSA can crack but wouldn't want anyone else to crack.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 02:12 AM (XIXhw)

562 OK, so folks know that I am not making this shit up, here is the Wired linky.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2010 02:17 AM (h0RtZ)

563 From the wikileaks perspective the best threat would be a file the NSA can crack but wouldn't want anyone else to crack.
Why? (I can understand making it so that the NSA wants it to remain secret, but why have it NSA crackable?)

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 03, 2010 02:36 AM (SfDpg)

564 It would all be so simple...
Just COPYRIGT all armed services communications.
Then crap like this would be an undeniable and international felony.
Yes, it really IS that easy...

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2010 02:37 AM (y4pbZ)

565 I mean since treason isn't a crime any more obviously...

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2010 02:38 AM (y4pbZ)

566 OK, so folks know that I am not making this shit up, here is the Wired linky.
thanks. That explains to me what is (probably) at risk of being leaked.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 03, 2010 02:38 AM (SfDpg)

567 585

From the wikileaks perspective the best threat would be a file the NSA can crack but wouldn't want anyone else to crack.

Why? (I can understand making it so that the NSA wants it to remain secret, but why have it NSA crackable?)

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 03, 2010 02:36 AM (SfDpg)
Because otherwise it could be a bluff.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 02:43 AM (LtIsn)

568 NSW, but very funny

Posted by: curious at August 03, 2010 02:52 AM (p302b)

569 Because otherwise it could be a bluff.
Ok, thanks. That made all the pieces fit for me. Who knew teachers were right about asking questions?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 03, 2010 02:53 AM (SfDpg)

570 Daddy finally gave me my wedding night advice -- "Have a cigar".

Posted by: Chelsea's sore vagina at August 03, 2010 03:03 AM (h0RtZ)

571 I just had to puppet that great post from earlier in the night.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2010 03:04 AM (h0RtZ)

572 592 Daddy finally gave me my wedding night advice -- "Have a cigar".
Posted by: Chelsea's sore vagina at August 03, 2010 03:03 AM (h0RtZ)
Just pack it with some crushed ice and you'll feel better by morning...

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 03, 2010 03:07 AM (YVZlY)

573 594 Do not be giving me advice on how to deal a swollen pudenda. My daddy is an expert on these things.

Unless Rodehard is involved.

Posted by: Chelsea's sore vagina at August 03, 2010 03:21 AM (h0RtZ)

574 Why do men's stalks wilt at my approach?

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Posted by: Gucci Watches, Rado Watches at August 03, 2010 05:00 AM (v0hZh)

576 Walter, you ever considered a wrongful birth suit against your mother? Could be money in it.

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at August 03, 2010 05:36 AM (QQ9sc)

577 "video showing a deadly 2009 U.S. firefight near the Garani village in
Afghanistan that local authorities say killed 100 civilians, most of
them children, as well as 260,000 U.S. State Department cables."

260,000 US State Dept. Cables killed in Afghanistan--stupid wording.


Posted by: maverick muse at August 03, 2010 06:01 AM (H+LJc)

578 Julian Assange, it also turns out that he also writes poetry.
The equivalence to high school diary entries do not make poetry.

Posted by: maverick muse at August 03, 2010 06:04 AM (H+LJc)

579 "Must sacrifice more sheep and virginITY." FIFY

Posted by: Eric S at August 03, 2010 06:51 AM (ng3i7)

580 Good Morning MMs.

Back on the WikiLeaks asshattery

And he's down with a snatch operation to grab Assange:

We have done that once already in a NATO ally country and the fallout was high. I am not in favor of this type of operation. There is a reason why we have international agreements of this sort. If we start carrying out snatch operations in other countries they will feel justified in doing them in the U.S. And thanks to the last three administrations we have zero border security.

What we should be doing is pressuring what ever country he is currently hiding out in to extradite him to the U.S. We will probably have to promise not to press for the death penalty but we probably wouldn't do that anyway.

On the racist tea party comics its not that some of us thought that it was the work of the guy who supposedly found them. Its that based on his own collection of works, it was obvious that they were a liberal plant and had nothing to do with the tea party or any member of said group.

On the Orly Taitz thing, I am all for administering sanctions for specious civil actions. When are they going to start doing it for all the assholes in prison that are doing it at tax payer expense. Also all the liberal groups and the ACLU when the do it over and over again.

And finally on my morning walk which I just completed I noticed yet another homeowner performing teh stupid. As I passed a relatively new house with one of those manicured instant lawns put in with sprinklers and rolls of centipede sod I noticed that they had placed a child's wading pool right in the middle of that lawn in the front yard. This pool was about 2 ft deep and about 10 ft in diameter. It will likely sit there the entire summer and kill a 10 ft diameter section of that front lawn.

As I passed the house I checked the driveway and yes it had a nice large expanded section in front of the garage which entered from the side. That would have made an ideal place to put the pool for the summer. But instead one of their car's was sitting there in that area. So likely the garage was full of "stuff" which I have seen rather common around here when the doors are left open. The garage becomes a store room for old junk that wouldn't bring $50 total in a yard sale while a $30,000 car sits in the weather outside.

Posted by: Vic at August 03, 2010 07:36 AM (/jbAw)

581 I like @knifework's analogy. Among the 10,000s who protest at liberal rallies some of them must be rapists. So if the anti-war crowds don't publicly disavow their rapist membersthat means they're all rapists. The anti-war movement is basically just a pro-rape organization.

Posted by: Crusty at August 03, 2010 08:06 AM (qzgbP)

582 The anti war crowd needs to diaf...along with their hero Asshat. They are evil, sick, twisted little fucks -- who are the biggest fucking hypocrites ever...they LOVE to see people die as long as it's the "right" people; they could care less about anyone but themselves. I think (real) torture even makes them wet between the legs -- while they squawk about how awful it is to drip water on a terrorist's fucking face, the news that same terrorists took a razor blade to the "right" person's entire family, little babies included makes them horny. They can take that peace and love phony bullshit of theirs and cram it up their ass. I hate these fuckers; I hate them.
God, all I ask is that they "get theirs".
Sorry, I'm taking this story rather personally...because, well, I found out I have a right to take it personally.

Posted by: unknown jane at August 03, 2010 09:04 AM (5/yRG)

583 569 That sounds about right, although make it slower....

Posted by: unknown jane at August 03, 2010 09:11 AM (5/yRG)

584 This Ass Sausage guy is marked for life. What an idiot, he has completely screwed himself over, and for what. His fifteen minutes of fame ended in a kiss of death.. He has no friends (other than the temporary ones in the WH, and they are going to be busy trying to save their own asses soon.. Maybe he can get some tips from Salman Rushdie.

Posted by: Pawn at August 03, 2010 09:51 AM (emF0q)

585 Assange may already be in Iceland. If so, that probably means Reykjavik. http://tinyurl.com/37n63bl. The job could still be done. It would just require airfare or a passage-making boat.

Posted by: Thorvald at August 03, 2010 10:13 AM (jVtwB)

586 This would not be the first time that the US snatched someone from another country; I seem to recall that sometime in the late 80's, right around the time this memorandum came out that some type of spec-ops squad snatched the doctor who kept DEA agent Kiki Camerena alive so drug gangs could torture him from Mexico, and delivered him to the front door of the federal courthouse where he had been indicted for his crimes.

Posted by: DaveK at August 03, 2010 11:26 AM (boNGU)

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