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Support <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131540/0/154/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131540/0/154/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131540/0/154/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="160" height="600"></a></noscript> Contact Change the At to "@" and the DOT to "." Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type	Over-nite Opun Thred Happy H-Day all. Redneck Landscaping Here Steve McGranahan who calls himself the World's Strongest Redneck shows how he trims his hedges using his lawnmower on a stick. Probably not recommended for those with weak arms or a need for all 10 fingers. And lest you think Steve is a one trick pony, he's also developed his own style of martial arts. But do not confuse him with the original Redneck Ninja. (thanks to CDR M) Gay Approval Now An Academic Requirement? Well one student at Augusta State University has been threatened with expulsion unless she renounces her views on homosexuals and a professor teaching a course of Catholicism at the University of Illinois was fired for daring to criticize homosexuality. Note that in both of these cases the victims are being punished for merely expressing their views and not for any actions. Meanwhile today a judge ruled that a graduate student in counseling at Eastern Michigan University could be expelled for refusing to see gay patients. This case is little murkier since it's unclear if she refused to counsel gay patients that were assigned to her as part of her education or if she merely stated that she wouldn't do so after graduating. If it's the latter, then this is a serious attack on freedom of thought. Schools are now imposing an ideological view as a requirement for graduation. Since almost all Christians (and Muslims) view homosexuality as a sin, this new standard amounts to a de facto (anti-)religious test to graduate. Charlie Rangel Introduces Another Mandatory Service Bill Well the Democrats sure do seem to love ~~the Draft~~National Service these days. And this bill would require two years of national service (either in the military or in a civilian corps) for every American, male and female, between 18 and 42 years of age. And the president gets to decide who goes into the corps and what they do. What could possibly go wrong? Women As Explained By Engineers Some of these I've seen before but some are new. Another Improv Everywhere Public Event This time they recreate the opening scenes to Star Wars on the NYC subway. 6 Words That Need to Be Banned from the English Language Well according to Dan O'Brian. They are: moist, jowls, bulbous, yolk, slurp, pulp. The Refudiation of the Palin Haters There was a kerfuffle last week when Sarah Palin used the word 'refudiate' on Fox and later in a tweet. Critics immediately jumped on this as just more proof that she's teh stupid since she used a word that doesn't exist. Oh the horror!! Of course readers of the ONT know that I'm very much a descriptivist when it comes to English. My view is that if you make up a word and its meaning is pretty much obvious to English speakers, well then it's an English word now MFers. Anyways it turns out that Palin didn't make up refudiate. It was used in a paper as far back as 1925 and Sen. DeWine also used it as recently as 2006. So Palin 1, critics 0. But of course you'll never hear a hint of this in the MFM. Or any criticism of Obama's own made up word, 'wee-wee'd up'. The Great Bacon Odyssey: Is Bacon Ice Cream Worth the Effort? Well Matt Blum tried it and liked it. But added the caveat that he likely wouldn't try it again. My usual theory of food is that if you like A and B, you'll probably like A and B mixed together. But this may be an exception. Remembering the Mold-O-Rama Machines They're practically extinct these days but I have very strong memories as a kid of convincing my parents to buy a gorilla mold at a visit to the zoo. And yes the pungent chemical smell of the hot plastic is still embedded in my brain some place. There are still a few machines left and a single repairman who keeps them going. Lost Kafka Writings Resurface, Tied Up in Court When he died in 1924 he ordered all his unpublished writings to be burned, but how they ended up in an Israeli safe deposit box over seventy years later is practically a Kafkaesque story in itself. Brad Pitt To Star In The World War Z Movie Currently scheduled for release in summer 2012. Tonight's post brought to you by Cyndi and Pee Wee: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. Posted by: Maetenloch at 09:45 PM <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript> Comments 1 Posted by: sdfs at July 28, 2010 09:48 PM (ZC5bB) 2 Brad Pitt To Star In The World War Z Movie That's too bad. Guess I won't be seeing it. _{Oh who am I kidding; of course I will.} Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 09:48 PM (FHtH2) 3 Today is the anniversary of the other Manhattan plane crash. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 28, 2010 09:48 PM (zgZzy) 4 Posted by: sdfs at July 28, 2010 09:49 PM (ZC5bB) 5 At least Cyndi could sing, unlike Madonna who sounds like a choking lemur. Posted by: TexasJew at July 28, 2010 09:49 PM (o7kZZ) 6 Charlie Rangel: Poster child for age limits in Congress. And Charlie Wilson is dead. There is no justice. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 09:49 PM (NvFZs) 7 And the spammer claims first post. This is a really strange week. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 09:49 PM (FHtH2) 8 I hate when the spam gets here first. Posted by: wherestherum at July 28, 2010 09:49 PM (gofDd) 9 Posted by: sdfs at July 28, 2010 09:50 PM (ZC5bB) 10 Choking Lemur would be a good name for a rock band if there were still rock bands. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 09:50 PM (NvFZs) 11 Kill it!! Effing spammer Posted by: cockroach stomper at July 28, 2010 09:50 PM (SwkdU) 12 Posted by: sdfs at July 28, 2010 09:51 PM (ZC5bB) 13 8 I hate when the spam gets here first. Posted by: wherestherum at July 28, 2010 09:49 PM (gofDd) He who pays, plays. Posted by: TexasJew at July 28, 2010 09:52 PM (o7kZZ) 14 So... bulbous bouffant is right out, then? Posted by: Gazebo. Mukluks. at July 28, 2010 09:52 PM (6fER6) 15 That Star Wars vid is friggin' awesome. And I can't believe we got Firsted by spam. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 28, 2010 09:52 PM (zgZzy) 16 Remember how some Mexicans getting murdered triggered patrols in Staten Island by Mexicans?! LemonLimeMoon puts things in perspective: http://tinyurl.com/2d4nl9a Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 09:52 PM (r1h5M) 17 They're practically extinct these days but I have very strong memories as a kid of convincing my parents to buy a gorilla mold at a visit to the zoo. I have a koala one from the LA Zoo. I also have a shark one from Universal Studios, I think. I hadn't thought of those machines in years. It was always a cool thing to get. Disneyland has those squished penny machines all over the park. Posted by: wherestherum at July 28, 2010 09:52 PM (gofDd) 18 Why can't these assholes ever spam links to shit people might actually WANT? Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 09:52 PM (FHtH2) 19 Span is first, and two blanks already? Are we under attack? Who is the enemy? The actual Redneck Lawnmover is a goat Posted by: SantaRosaStan, failing the Gay Test ( again ) at July 28, 2010 09:53 PM (JrRME) 20 Why can't these assholes ever spam links to shit people might actually WANT? But I do want U g g s and Louboutins! Posted by: wherestherum at July 28, 2010 09:53 PM (gofDd) 21 This imo, is why the Tea Party is so important: http://tinyurl.com/29w74uu If Cameron represents the right in Britain, there is no right anymore. Seraphic Secret Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 09:54 PM (r1h5M) 22 ""Charlie Rangel: Poster child for age limits in Congress. "" Poster child for a lot of fucking things actually. Posted by: Berserker at July 28, 2010 09:54 PM (gWHrG) 23 Cyndi or Pee-Wee? I just can't decide which one I'd do first. Posted by: Bawney Fwank at July 28, 2010 09:55 PM (zgZzy) 24 I've made bacon ice cream. I liked it, and would make it again on an occasional basis. Put some of that on top of waffles,or french toast - yummy Posted by: some wench at July 28, 2010 09:55 PM (uJBct) 25 I daresay, without moist and bulbous what will pron romance writers do? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 09:55 PM (2g2ex) 26 Hello, Moron Nation! Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 09:55 PM (mfOIy) 27 Interesting debate about a painter who thinks he found some long-lost Ansel Adams negatives. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 09:55 PM (HQSQk) 28 Lawnmowers on sticks. I'm telling you that if we let the ChiComms get out front on this one, too.... Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 09:55 PM (NvFZs) 29 I loved when during the beginning of the Iraq War in 2003 the Demoncrats were screaming about the draft and how Bush was going to draft everyone into the military. And who was it that introduced the bill? Cholly Rangel himself. Last I checked he had a big fat D after his name. I don't mind a draft - as long as every single leftist and D politician's kid is required to serve first. On the front lines. Posted by: wherestherum at July 28, 2010 09:56 PM (gofDd) 30 I think a Zombie War is the only chance we have. Posted by: 48%er at July 28, 2010 09:57 PM (kcqZS) 31 Maetenloch... thanks for posting the mandatory service bill. I have a feeling this will sneak through as is or in another giant bill very soon. Posted by: ChicagoJedi at July 28, 2010 09:58 PM (WZFkG) 32 I don't mind a draft - as long as every single leftist and D politician's kid is required to serve first. On the front lines. The last time we had a draft they were always the very first to get deferments, if they didn't just run to Canada. This time would be no different. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 09:58 PM (FHtH2) 33 Somebody gave me World War Z after he bought it and couldn't finish it. Distinctly disappointing. Perfect vehicle for Brad Pitt. Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 09:58 PM (yLPXs) 34 Jane Austen Fight Club. Posted by: andycanuck at July 28, 2010 09:58 PM (8OUQz) 35 Over-nite Opun Thred �Maetenloch Happy H-Day all. Today is 'hyphen day'? Neat-o. And Kafka.....snooze. Jesus, get to the point already will ya, buddy. Not a fan. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 09:58 PM (mjGBA) 36 I daresay, without moist and bulbous what will pron romance writers do? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 09:55 PM (2g2ex) How so? _^(heh!) Posted by: Curious Moron at July 28, 2010 09:58 PM (lYlMD) 37 And Dan Greenfield contrasts racism with... well... racism. http://tinyurl.com/2a5omf4 Dan is excellent as always but this is really excellent here and well worth a couple mins. of your time, imo. Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 09:58 PM (r1h5M) 38 Well, it looks like I'm going to Fort Hood. Fuck, I can't escape Texas... Posted by: Alex at July 28, 2010 09:59 PM (K9+WM) 39 21 This imo, is why the Tea Party is so important: http://tinyurl.com/29w74uu If Cameron represents the right in Britain, there is no right anymore. Seraphic Secret I saw that in the British papers, & they said there was 'much furore' over his comments, though more because he was implying Britain is week. PM Cameron is as conservative as David Frum, IMO, & many Tories have been complaining about it. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 09:59 PM (HQSQk) 40 But I do want U g g s and Louboutins! And I want porn links, but I don't see the spambastards catering to me. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:00 PM (FHtH2) 41 moist, jowls, bulbous, yolk, slurp, pulp. If these words were banned, there would be no way to describe Sam Donaldson, Keith Olbermann or Andi Sullivan. Posted by: sartana at July 28, 2010 10:00 PM (nak8P) 42 Spam gets first.....the apocalypse is nigh. Brad Pitt starring in WWZ was probably inevitable once he won the bidding war. With any luck they won't use that horrid script that was leaked on-line last year. Yeah, right. Even if they re-do the script again, beware of any film where the star is also the producer. An almost sure path to world-class suckitude. Well, that and letting Akiva Goldsman anywhere near your film. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 10:00 PM (9Lm5R) 43 Hey, anybody have some extra sympathy lying around? I damaged myself politically at work today, and I'm feeling a bit anxious. I challenged an un-earned criticism of a co-worker who has been targeted by a couple of the more powerful people in the office. If they had better memories of the person this co-worker replaced, I think they would appreciate him more. Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:01 PM (mfOIy) 44 44th! Posted by: Sir Spam-A-Lot at July 28, 2010 10:01 PM (zgZzy) 45 In Canada we call them "Red Tories", Miss80s. Posted by: andycanuck at July 28, 2010 10:03 PM (8OUQz) 46 Panties! Posted by: Guy who says panties at July 28, 2010 10:03 PM (yLPXs) 47 Hey Moe rons, Ettes. Not a big fan of the word yolk, love jowls though. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:03 PM (eT2Xz) 48 43 What exactly did you do (or say)? Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:03 PM (mjGBA) 49 Re: the mandatory service bill. If that bullshit becomes law (presumably there is a very very low probability, but these days who knows??), it's emmigration time. Fuck that. The US is rapidly becoming the least free nation in the Western Hemisphere. And you can bet your ass the welfare layabouts will be exempt from it, or else their service will be to look after their welfare brats for once, and/or to use their fat asses to hold down their couches. I'm a big supporter of a military draft in time of need. But 2 years indentured servitude to the state, on top of already confiscatory taxes, goes too far. Posted by: Reactionary at July 28, 2010 10:04 PM (4nbyM) 50 his bulbous eyes were moist with tears and his jowls jiggled as he watched his lover slurp the egg yolk mixed with orange pulp Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 28, 2010 10:04 PM (eOXTH) 51 the lawnmower on a stick reminds me of the Simpsons episode where homer gets a gun. Moe is giving a speech at an NRA meeting where he explains how you can make 1 gun out of five. Posted by: Ben at July 28, 2010 10:05 PM (DKV43) 52 I absolutely hate the word 'supper'. One doesn't supp. They dine. That's why it's [rightly] called dinner. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:05 PM (mjGBA) 53 43 Hey, anybody have some extra sympathy lying around? I damaged myself politically at work today, and I'm feeling a bit anxious. I challenged an un-earned criticism of a co-worker who has been targeted by a couple of the more powerful people in the office. If they had better memories of the person this co-worker replaced, I think they would appreciate him more. Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:01 PM (mfOIy) If I may be so bold as to presume, Mindy, my bet is that you suffered no permanent damage. Those people know you did the right thing. It might take a while for them to choke that down, but in the end - you win. Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 10:06 PM (r1h5M) 54 I absolutely hate the word 'supper'. High-five. That word actually makes me violent. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:06 PM (FHtH2) 55 evening ONT'ers......... Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 10:06 PM (nawRL) 56 Miss Lindsey Graham on Greta lookin' and talkin' like a bitch. Posted by: Fish at July 28, 2010 10:06 PM (v1gw3) 57 No wonder Kafka wrote about morphing into a bug. Look at that fucker. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:07 PM (aOKEC) 58 The redneck ninja video has been taken down. Other than that, I got nuthin'. Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 28, 2010 10:07 PM (5aVkt) 59 45 In Canada we call them "Red Tories", Miss80s. Cameron & his ilk? Yes, yes they are. He's been throwing-away good policies from the manifesto so that his coalition govt survives/he remains PM. Frankly, I'd be angry if I voted for that prat, but the Brits just scream, then take it in stride. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 10:08 PM (HQSQk) 60 I sup. But I am also a diner who eats at diners but yet the meal where you diiner isn't a diner it's dinner. What? Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:08 PM (yLPXs) 61 Supper is super. I luvs to eat me supper, saving dinners for holidays. Posted by: Reactionary at July 28, 2010 10:09 PM (4nbyM) 62 moist, jowls, bulbous, yolk, slurp, pulp. Five of those have common synonyms. But how are you going to replace yolk? On second thought, in the next couple of years JugEars' Health Czar will ban human consumption of eggs, so it's not like we'll need the word anymore. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 10:09 PM (9Lm5R) 63 I absolutely hate the word 'supper'. High-five. That word actually makes me violent. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:06 PM (FHtH2) Nuance, soccer moms, and nascar dads said in a political sense do the same for me. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:09 PM (eT2Xz) 64 Crevice is a dirty word, especially went accompanied by moist. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:09 PM (aOKEC) 65 SUP? Posted by: Douche Who Hangs Around in the IHOP Waiting Area at July 28, 2010 10:09 PM (FHtH2) 66 Miss Lindsey Graham on Greta lookin' and talkin' like a bitch. Posted by: Fish at July 28, 2010 10:06 PM (v1gw3) It's the summer sun on his delicate southern belle skin. it upsets him. Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:09 PM (yLPXs) 67 On the other hand, I laugh every time someone says 'teets', 'pickle licker', and 'squeakhole'. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:10 PM (aOKEC) 68 I absolutely hate the word 'supper'. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:05 PM (mjGBA) Look, I don't care what the hell you call it... just get in that kitchen and make me a sammich! Posted by: Hungry Moron Who's Been Outside Stick-Mowering All Day at July 28, 2010 10:10 PM (lYlMD) 69 Crevice is a dirty word, especially went accompanied by moist. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:09 PM (aOKEC) Speaking of, I loathe the word smeg.....ahhh forget it. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:10 PM (eT2Xz) 70 Miss Lindsey Graham on Greta lookin' and talkin' like a bitch. Which one's Greta? Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:11 PM (aOKEC) 71 Sammich! Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:11 PM (yLPXs) 72 60 I sup. But I am also a diner who eats at diners but yet the meal where you diiner isn't a diner it's dinner. What? Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:08 PM (yLPXs) stop bitching......... you could have went to Publix and got some fresh Sockeye Salmon on Sale..................... Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 10:11 PM (nawRL) 73 I absolutely hate the word 'supper'. High-five. That word actually makes me violent. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:06 PM (FHtH2) Damn straight! Especially when there's no food! Pisses me right the hell off. Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 10:11 PM (r1h5M) 74 Lacey, my (sorta) boss's assistant called me to see what math classes I wanted to teach in the fall semester at our community college. She said our main math instructor hadn't made the schedule before he left for vacation. I told her that I had seen the schedule myself, so I knew he had. I said that since the schedule was made last spring, it would be understandable if it had been misplaced (trying to let my boss save face for losing it.) By the way, the assistant hates my guts. In the past, I've had the gall to ask for her help in areas that were part of her job description. Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:12 PM (mfOIy) 75 I hate awesome Posted by: 48%er at July 28, 2010 10:12 PM (kcqZS) 76 I absolutely* hate the word 'supper'.* One doesn't supp. They dine. That's why it's [rightly] called dinner. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:05 PM (mjGBA) What'supp, doc? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 10:12 PM (2g2ex) 77 64 Crevice is a dirty word, especially went accompanied by moist. They did some lines about that on Blackadder Goes Forth. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 10:12 PM (HQSQk) 78 Please, what ever you do, don't say pianist! Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 10:13 PM (r1h5M) 79 Please, what ever you do, don't say pianist! Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 10:13 PM (r1h5M) Good movie though... Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:14 PM (eT2Xz) 80 Hussein, thanks for the support. Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:14 PM (mfOIy) 81 I reckon if I want supper I'll have to fix it myself. Perhaps some hog jowls and some nice moist egg yolks. Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 10:14 PM (NmcJ6) 82 Jane slurped the moist yolk down past her bulbous jowls, chewing it into a fine pulp before swallowing and then running out of forbidden words. Posted by: andycanuck at July 28, 2010 10:14 PM (8OUQz) 83 don't say the word at all? or don't say it as pee a nist or peeeeeeeanist? Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 28, 2010 10:15 PM (eOXTH) 84 A twelve-inch pianist? Posted by: andycanuck at July 28, 2010 10:15 PM (8OUQz) 85 Dammit, I need that redneck with the lawnmower on a stick. We've got over 100 azaleas that need major pruning. A shrub trimmer won't cut it. Plus, I'd video him and post the thing here. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2010 10:15 PM (UOM48) 86 The draft thing. Rangel has stated in the past that the only reason for it is to re-invigorate the anti-war movement. He knows damn well that opposition to the Vietnam War dried up once the draft ended. He's just trying again to create the same situation. Also, there's that whole Civilian National Security Force thing..... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 10:15 PM (9Lm5R) 87 A true redneck doesn't have hedges. We got bushes in our yard. And those bitches better hurry on up and finish mowing the lawn so they can fix supper. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:15 PM (aOKEC) 88 "Supper is the name for the evening meal in some dialects of English - ordinarily the last meal of the day. Originally, in the middle ages, it referred to the lighter meal following dinner, which until the eighteenth century was invariably eaten as the midday meal." http://tinyurl.com/c7kqys Posted by: davidt at July 28, 2010 10:15 PM (HtIec) 89 Look, I don't care what the hell you call it... just get in that kitchen and make me a sammich! And fetch me a cheesebeer while you're in there. Posted by: lowandslow at July 28, 2010 10:15 PM (GZitp) 90 you could have went to Publix and got some fresh Sockeye Salmon on Sale..................... Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 10:11 PM (nawRL) I saw the fish this morning, but it looked very magenta as if it had been colored? Or is it normally that bright color? Posted by: Fish at July 28, 2010 10:16 PM (v1gw3) 91 The last time someone said supper in my presence, I shot the dirty bastard. Posted by: Ronster at July 28, 2010 10:16 PM (nnNfA) 92 By the way, the assistant hates my guts. In the past, I've had the gall to ask for her help in areas that were part of her job description. Posted by: Mindy You bitch. Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 10:16 PM (NmcJ6) 93 80 Hussein, thanks for the support. Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:14 PM (mfOIy) Infallible process, imo: 1. Do the right thing. 2. Repeat #1. Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 10:17 PM (r1h5M) 94 By the way, the assistant hates my guts. In the past, I've had the gall to ask for her help in areas that were part of her job description. Posted by: Mindy David Frum column denouncing Mindy in 3...2...1.... Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:17 PM (NvFZs) 95 After the @%^#@$ kind of day it's been, I was grateful to see this new video guaranteed to restore the American spirit. Trust me. It features the Gipper and some beautiful, beautiful music. How could you go wrong? http://tinyurl.com/26wyw8y Oh, and evening, 'rons. Posted by: RushBabe at July 28, 2010 10:17 PM (W8m8i) 96 I thought Rangel kept banging the draft drum in response to the discredited idea that it is poor, minorities who have to fight America's wars. Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2010 10:17 PM (CPefM) 97 "32 I don't mind a draft - as long as every single leftist and D politician's kid is required to serve first. On the front lines. The last time we had a draft they were always the very first to get deferments, if they didn't just run to Canada. This time would be no different." Sure it would suck for Canada, but the leftoids running off to Canada would be bad for the US how, exactly ? Posted by: A Fine Bunch of Rubens at July 28, 2010 10:17 PM (MkD/1) 98 I still hear "supper" in some parts of the country, though I suppose it's now considered archaic. So is afternoon tea, yet ladies still did that into the Victorian Age. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 10:17 PM (HQSQk) 99 74 What's the very worst the asst. can do? Twist your words or even make some up and pass it along to your boss? I'm not in academia but doesn't the fall semester probably start in a couple of weeks. Isn't the schedule, oh what's the word....vital?? How is what your asking unreasonable? Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:17 PM (mjGBA) 100 73 I absolutely hate the word 'supper'... whats wrong with supper? i have supper everyday........... Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 10:18 PM (nawRL) 101 I ike the words drifter and derelict. Like illegal immigrant, it pisses lefties off when discussing certain issues. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:18 PM (eT2Xz) 102 In other awesome news about what to eat for supper, Subway is selling its moist Cold Cut Combo and bulbous Meatball footlong subs for $4 through the end of the month. Jowls will be wagging in anticipation of slurping up this money saving deal. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 10:19 PM (2g2ex) 103 I went to college with Max Brooks, author of World War Z and son of Mel Brooks. I have to say, I have never before then or since then, seen someone try so hard to be funny. I have also, never before then or since then, seen a less funny person. (Oschisms is Pitzer College, Class of 1995) Posted by: Oschisms at July 28, 2010 10:19 PM (Gs0qi) 104 The last time someone said supper in my presence, I shot the dirty bastard. I got better. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:19 PM (NvFZs) 105 Like illegal immigrant alien, it pisses lefties off when discussing certain issues. FIFY Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 10:20 PM (NmcJ6) 106 The improv video does my heart good, and restores some of my faith in my fellow Americans. Clearly all the passengers on that subway car were supporters of Imperial law and order. When the troops showed up to arrest the rebel scum, all of them laughed with happiness. As the boys in white dragged the insurrectionist away to her certain doom, the crowd was all smiles. Even the little children delighted to see justice done. Posted by: Reactionary at July 28, 2010 10:20 PM (4nbyM) 107 Lacey, it's not the schedule. It's that I didn't join the co-worker-bashing, and I contradicted her criticism. Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:20 PM (mfOIy) 108 Look, unless you want cereal, you whiny bitches can make your own pot pie or whatever the hell you're asking to snarf down. In other words: the kitchen's closed. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:20 PM (mjGBA) 109 That redneck hedge trimmer is a riot. I had some dude beg me to try and fit an old harley sportster engine onto a ride on mower. yeah, he was dead serious. Posted by: Berserker at July 28, 2010 10:21 PM (gWHrG) 110 if they didn't just run to Canada. posted by: A Fine Bunch of Rubens at July 28, 2010 10:17 PM (MkD/1) And you can thank that asshole Jimmah Cartah for absolving all the cowardly pukes who fled overseas to avoid service with a general amnesty. Fuck Carter and his homely wife on behalf of the men who served, and the brave souls who never returned. Posted by: Fish at July 28, 2010 10:21 PM (v1gw3) 111 FIFY Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 10:20 PM (NmcJ6) Thanks. I caught that just as I hit send. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:21 PM (eT2Xz) 112 That redneck hedge trimmer is a riot. I had some dude beg me to try and fit an old harley sportster engine onto a ride on mower. yeah, he was dead serious. Posted by: Berserker Was it George Jones? Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 10:22 PM (NmcJ6) 113 I went to college with Max Brooks, author of World War Z and son of Mel Brooks. I have to say, I have never before then or since then, seen someone try so hard to be funny. I have also, never before then or since then, seen a less funny person. (Oschisms is Pitzer College, Class of 1995) i heard him on Coast to Coast AM one night, and would agree with your assessment. He strikes me as someone who is stuck in his fathers shadow. I feel bad in a way, his father is hilarious Posted by: Ben at July 28, 2010 10:22 PM (DKV43) 114 I went to college with Max Brooks, author of World War Z and son of Mel Brooks. Yep. Complete douche. (gator is Pomona '94) Here's where we say small world. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:22 PM (aOKEC) 115 102 In other awesome news about what to eat for supper, Subway is selling its moist Cold Cut Combo and bulbous Meatball footlong subs for $4 through the end of the month.... Subway is good, but it's no substitute for Togo's. It's one of the few things I miss about California. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 10:23 PM (HQSQk) 116 In other awesome news about what to eat for supper, Subway is selling its moist Cold Cut Combo and bulbous Meatball footlong subs for $4 through the end of the month. Jowls will be wagging in anticipation of slurping up this money saving deal. My dear Count, you just made me orgasm. Posted by: emma woodhouse at July 28, 2010 10:23 PM (8OUQz) 117 Also, I mentioned that the classes I had been scheduled for before the unpopular co-worker left for vacation had been assigned to someone else. Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:23 PM (mfOIy) 118 Okay seriously it's messed up. A person who: Breaks fast is a breaker of fast and the meal is Breakfast Lunches is a luncher and the meal is lunch. Snacks is a snacker and the meal is a snack. But yet Sups is a supper, not a super, and the meal is supper not a sup. Dines and is a diner but the meal is dinner not diner. WTF is up with that!?!? Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:23 PM (yLPXs) 119 Mel Brooks as I recall, served in WWII. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:24 PM (eT2Xz) 120 20 Why can't these assholes ever spam links to shit people might actually WANT? But I do want U g g s and Louboutins! And I have some serious green in my fake Rolex� collection. _{^{(that cheap crap corrodes somethin' fierce!)}} Posted by: s☺mej☼e at July 28, 2010 10:24 PM (f3Ags) 121 He's Mel Brooks son?Wow,did not know that.I love zombie stuff but I thumbed through that book and saw several leftist bullshit storylines,so I passed.PS The zombies(or the slow reaction too them,anyway) are Booshes fault...... Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2010 10:24 PM (Gx1to) 122 let me get this right............ we have the H2 class we cant speak of... and we have have the AoSHQ class.......... now a cant say supper class............ Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 10:24 PM (nawRL) 123 I don't mind a draft - as long as every single leftist and D politician's kid is required to serve first. On the front lines. Hahahahahahahahahaha You wingers haven't figured out that it's not just war, right? It's Obama's Anything I Tell Your Cracka Ass to Do Corpse! Posted by: Politician - D(umbass) at July 28, 2010 10:24 PM (W8m8i) 124 WTF is up with that!?!? Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:23 PM (yLPXs) Jerry Seinfeld on line one.... Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:24 PM (eT2Xz) 125 Was it George Jones? Dammit. Glenlivet all over keyboard. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:25 PM (NvFZs) 126 107 Ah, I gotcha now. Well bashing a co-worker isn't going to make you feel any better, esp. if you know it's not just criticism. Best to hang your head high and let them snark away. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:25 PM (mjGBA) 127 is that peewee and cyndi or is that when wtr met krotos hmmmmmmmmm Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2010 10:25 PM (gg4j2) 128 I grew up calling the noon meal dinner and the evening meal supper. If some high brow doesn't approve then just hate me and I will not give a damn. Posted by: Ronster at July 28, 2010 10:26 PM (nnNfA) 129 evening all My usual theory of food is that if you like A and B, you'll probably like A and B mixed together. But this may be an exception. umm I don't know Maet... I like gravy I like ice cream I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like gravy ice cream Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 10:26 PM (Pm5H8) 130 Rocks. What about Brunch It's not breakfast, it's not lunch, but it ends with a cantelope Posted by: Ben at July 28, 2010 10:26 PM (DKV43) 131 My dear Count, you just made me orgasm. Posted by: emma woodhouse at July 28, 2010 10:23 PM (8OUQz) Oh myyyyyyyyy! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 10:26 PM (2g2ex) 132 moist, jowls, bulbous, yolk, slurp, pulp. What kind of sentence can be made with these words? Posted by: spicoli at July 28, 2010 10:26 PM (Hl08B) 133 Call Me Anything. Just Don't Call Me. Posted by: Late For Supper at July 28, 2010 10:26 PM (FD2Ex) 134 A phrase that should be eliminated: Head Cheese. Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:26 PM (yLPXs) 135 "National Service," will mean, "Vote Democrat and get paid to do it." Posted by: davidt at July 28, 2010 10:27 PM (HtIec) 136 I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like gravy ice cream Unless it's the gravy from KFC. They have to put crack in that stuff because it is good with anything. I've been known to drink it. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:27 PM (NvFZs) 137 Thanks, Lacey, Hussein, Circa, (and Huerfano, I think) for letting me vent. All better now. Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:28 PM (mfOIy) 138 Unless it's the gravy from KFC. They have to put crack in that stuff because it is good with anything. I've been known to drink it. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:27 PM (NvFZs) How bout as a chaser for your Glenlivet? Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:28 PM (eT2Xz) 139 ""Was it George Jones? Dammit. Glenlivet all over keyboard."" I somehow missed the joke. Is that the old country singer dude? Posted by: Berserker at July 28, 2010 10:28 PM (gWHrG) 140 Where do U.S. advanced programs go when they're cancelled by jugeared traitorous American leadership? http://tinyurl.com/23qe4wy What! You didn't know? Ok - hint (Starts with Russia and ends with via India) Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 10:28 PM (r1h5M) 141 132 moist, jowls, bulbous, yolk, slurp, pulp. What kind of sentence breakfast food can be made with these words? Posted by: spicoli at July 28, 2010 10:26 PM (Hl08B) Scrapple! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 10:28 PM (2g2ex) 142 Souse meat. Not good stuff. Down here we eat some nasty shit. Chicken paws, chitterlings, pickled pig feet. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:28 PM (aOKEC) 143 What about Brunch It's not breakfast, it's not lunch, but it ends with a cantelope Posted by: Ben at July 28, 2010 10:26 PM (DKV43) Yes but it's still Bruches, Bruncher and brunch, not Brunnch or something like that. It's messed up, totally put me off my supper. Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:29 PM (yLPXs) 144 "National Service," will mean, "Vote Democrat and get paid to do it." Also know as "The Department of Education." Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:29 PM (NvFZs) 145 My wife is upstairs watching one of those ghost reality programs again. I cannot stand to be in the same room when she watches that crap. That's generally what brings me to AOS. The programs are, for some reason I can't fathom, quite popular. They are on 2 or 3 channels now including the Sci-Fi channel. That channel has gone to crap. I am an afficianado of sci-fi but haven't seen anything worth watching on that clinker for years now. They even had big time wrestling on there. WTF does wrestling have to do with science fiction? On another note, I have an uber geek friend. He is seriously retarded in his social skills. A few years ago he was storing some stuff in a Public Storage facility for $85 a month. I helped him bring it to my warehouse where I kept it at no charge. There have been multiple 20 mile trips using my truck and back, the last couple of which, hoping he would take a hint, I stopped to get gas. So tonight, after stopping for gas, I mentioned with a little sarcasm in my voice, "Hey Kev, I made this drive what 4 or 5 times? Do you think you could throw in $20 for gas?" He replied, "You want $20 for gas?" Me, "Yea uh!" The guy is clueless but we go back to kindergarden together. What are you going to do? Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 28, 2010 10:29 PM (rurh0) 146 Cyndi L was on the tube t'other day bashing the last eight years of hell she had to live through before bam. Screw her. And I used to like "Time After Time." Dead to me. Speaking of dead to me, Johnny Sac was in the audience at a recent Chris Christie Town Hall. CC told the audience they better straighten up and then told them why by introducing his goomba. Posted by: RushBabe at July 28, 2010 10:29 PM (W8m8i) 147 oh Mindy I'm sorry you have admin. assistants who won't do their jobs my strategy in the past has been to ignore them Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 10:29 PM (Pm5H8) 148 Faster, spicoli! Faster! Posted by: emma woodhouse at July 28, 2010 10:29 PM (8OUQz) 149 Her pulsating jowls vibrated vertically on my moist, bulbous cock with a slurp sound, seeking to capture my yoke and the residual pulp. Posted by: Fish at July 28, 2010 10:29 PM (v1gw3) 150 moist, jowls, bulbous, yolk, slurp, pulp. reminds me of this one time in thailand......... Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2010 10:29 PM (gg4j2) 151 Oh my. There's lots of angst over supper. _shudders I'z sorry _{I just hate the word, that's all, really!} Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:30 PM (mjGBA) 152 91 The last time someone said supper in my presence, I shot the dirty bastard. Posted by: Ronster at July 28, 2010 10:16 PM (nnNfA) you fucking cocksucker......... come knock on my door while i am eating supper and say that............. Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 10:30 PM (nawRL) 153 Kafkaesque There, I said it. What do I do now? Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 28, 2010 10:30 PM (554T5) 154 A phrase that should be eliminated: Head Cheese. You don't like Head Cheese???? Posted by: Creepy Hitchhiker at July 28, 2010 10:30 PM (9Lm5R) 155 okay gotta restart the computer, BRB Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 10:31 PM (Pm5H8) 156 LOL @ the lawnmower on a stick clip. Almost as good as the tractor tire for the swing. Posted by: dallas flooring at July 28, 2010 10:31 PM (Fg9HP) 157 My wife is upstairs watching one of those ghost reality programs again. Wait.... [Knocks over entire china cabinet.] Did you guys hear that? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:31 PM (NvFZs) 158 I'm glad my 10 year old son is interested in joining the military when he's older because I'd be very surprised if he has a choice. The only real question is if my daughters will have any say in the matter. My impression is that it's always been Democrats who start the draft but I have to admit to not knowing that for sure. Posted by: Polliwog at July 28, 2010 10:31 PM (HrIYq) 159 Posted by: Fish at July 28, 2010 10:29 PM (v1gw3) No way I am eating supper now or eggs ever again for that matter. Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:31 PM (yLPXs) 160 27 Interesting debate about a painter who thinks he found some long-lost Ansel Adams negatives. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 09:55 PM I'M ANSEL ADAMS! I-I-I'-M-M-M ANSEL ADAMS!!!! Posted by: Charles Ansel Johnson at July 28, 2010 10:32 PM (vdfwz) 161 Words I can't stand.... Fatwa Imam Jihad Other words said by Islamists that are supposed to get my attention. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:32 PM (eT2Xz) 162 moist, jowls, bulbous, yolk, pulp, slurp Sounds like trying to describe a typical massage session if you ask me. Posted by: ManBearPoodle at July 28, 2010 10:32 PM (lYlMD) 163 I somehow missed the joke. Is that the old country singer dude? Yes. And Possum, as he is known, has also been known to take a John Deere lawn tractor out for some DUI hijinks. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:33 PM (NvFZs) 164 Linner!!! Even better.....Brinner!!!! French toast at night might be my all-time favorite. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:33 PM (mjGBA) 165 What's really pitiful is that the previous main-math-instructor was a mess. That guy would pick up my pens and chew on them whenever he would sit down to chat with me. And he didn't take his teaching tasks seriously. The newer guy was such a relief after that! I'm sure he has his faults, but none of them are terminal. Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:33 PM (mfOIy) 166 You don't like Head Cheese???? Posted by: Creepy Hitchhiker at July 28, 2010 10:30 PM (9Lm5R) It was one of my dad's favorites. I'll pass on shit suspended in clarified fat though, thanks. Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:33 PM (yLPXs) 167 I somehow missed the joke. Is that the old country singer dude? Yes, he was arrested for drunk driving on his lawnmower when his wife took his car keys. He was on his way to the liquor store, I believe. If he'd had a Harley engine, he might have made it. Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 10:33 PM (NmcJ6) 168 Delta, how about dhimmi? Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:34 PM (mfOIy) 169 Please let me be 121. Prime squared!!! Posted by: Kelly at July 28, 2010 10:34 PM (V7JkK) 170 Yes, it certainly was a day for the books, the worst ones, that is. Is the DOJ Trying to Suppress Military Votes? http://bit.ly/cW5Su8 Posted by: RushBabe at July 28, 2010 10:34 PM (W8m8i) 171 ""I am an afficianado of sci-fi but haven't seen anything worth watching on that clinker for years now. They even had big time wrestling on there. WTF does wrestling have to do with science fiction?"" Holy shit, you sound like me. That channel has totally gone to shit. The wrestling is bad enough, but the frigging reality shows were the pits. Reality shows on sci-fi channel? The only few "decent" shows on there these days are eureka and warehouse 13. Their "sci-fi original movies" usually blow ass. Posted by: Berserker at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (gWHrG) 172 hey I like supper, except when I suppurate Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (Pm5H8) 173 169? Weren't even close! Posted by: Kelly at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (V7JkK) 174 Suppertime! Come and get it or we'll throw it to the hogs! Posted by: Mom at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (HtIec) 175 George Jones is badass. Don't listen if suicidal though. He's downright depressing in most of his songs. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (eT2Xz) 176 I had the most pleasant evening last night, sitting on the screened porch watching a thunderstorm approach. What a lightning display. This day has sucked donkey dicks. Think I'll pour a glass of wine and go sit on the porch again. Have a nice night, all. See you guys tomorrow. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (UOM48) 177 Linner!!! Even better.....Brinner!!!! French toast at night might be my all-time favorite. Best after-bar-hopping meal: Short Stack and a side of Thick Sliced Bacon. Mmmmmmmmm. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (9Lm5R) 178 169 Please let me be 121. Prime squared!!! Posted by: Kelly at July 28, 2010 10:34 PM (V7JkK) well I think 169 is close enough lol Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (Pm5H8) 179 racism, multicultural, diversity, enlightened, nuanced Ok, that's my six for banning Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2010 10:36 PM (GxDl4) 180 He's downright depressing in most of his songs. "He stopped Loving Her Today" is the saddest thing ever committed to paper. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:36 PM (NvFZs) 181 Okay, I just got back from murdering my neighbors with a flathead screwdriver because you people wouldn't shut up with the "S" word. I hope you're all happy now. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:36 PM (FHtH2) 182 I somehow missed the joke. Is that the old country singer dude? Posted by: Berserker at July 28, 2010 10:28 PM (gWHrG) Hit the bong the next time it comes around, man. Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 10:36 PM (r1h5M) 183 165 That is foul. I would have told him to just keep it. And replace it w/a new one. What is wrong with people that they do things like that? Clearly lacking in social skills. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:36 PM (mjGBA) 184 I grew up calling the noon meal dinner and the evening meal supper. Same here. Posted by: lowandslow at July 28, 2010 10:36 PM (GZitp) 185 Yeah, chemjeff, I usually avoid the assistant. But she is the only one through whom I can order supplies, for instance. Or notify if two classes are scheduled for the same room at the same time. Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:37 PM (mfOIy) 186 So Palin 1, critics 0. I'm not done with her! Peggy, Dave and I are combing through her Tweets for misplaced periods, missing commas, and other crimes of grammar and punctuation. Then I will place it prominently at Hot Air and whine about being picked on by the Palin cultists Posted by: AllahFrumdit at July 28, 2010 10:37 PM (vdfwz) 187 Delta, how about dhimmi? Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:34 PM (mfOIy) That one too. Any offical Muslim word that is somehow supposed to convey seriousness. Almost as bad as Ostumbles voice on the irritating scale. Nothing is worse than him saying Pok e ston though. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:37 PM (eT2Xz) 188 181 Okay, I just got back from murdering my neighbors with a flathead screwdriver because you people wouldn't shut up with the "S" word. I hope you're all happy now. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:36 PM (FHtH2) Shit, man! You missed the bong, too? Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 10:37 PM (r1h5M) 189 Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 10:30 PM (nawRL) I should have put a disclamer at the end, because I also eat supper, every night in fact. Don't hate me. Just root for J. Johnson. Posted by: Ronster at July 28, 2010 10:37 PM (nnNfA) 190 Interesting debate about a painter who thinks he found some long-lost Ansel Adams negatives. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 09:55 PM No debate as far as I can see. They are Adam's alright. The family is just pissed because they won't get a dime out of it. The funny thing is they are only worth anything at all because families like that lobbied so hard to changes to the copyright laws. If we had the same law now as in Adam's time the pictures would be part of the public domain. Ha! Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:37 PM (yLPXs) 191 181 Okay, I just got back from murdering my neighbors with a flathead screwdriver because you people wouldn't shut up with the "S" word. I hope you're all happy now. if you wanted to be invited to supper, neighbor, all you had to do was ask.... is there a doctor around? Posted by: War's neighbors, clinging to life at July 28, 2010 10:37 PM (Pm5H8) 192 combing through her Tweets for misplaced periods Oh, you too? Posted by: Andi Sullivan, OBGYN at July 28, 2010 10:38 PM (lYlMD) 193 136 - I concur about KFC gravy and i would add to that their green beans. Don't know what they do to them but damn they're tasty. Posted by: Martha Stewart's left nipple at July 28, 2010 10:38 PM (CIR13) 194 I hope you're all happy now. Yeah, I'm regret even bringing it up! Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:38 PM (mjGBA) 195 I grew up calling the noon meal dinner and the evening meal supper. Because that's what they are. Posted by: davidt at July 28, 2010 10:38 PM (HtIec) 196 George Jones is badass. Don't listen if suicidal though. He's downright depressing in most of his songs. Outside of Marvin Gaye, there's not a better love song than "He Stopped Loving Her Today". Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:38 PM (aOKEC) 197 Okay, I just got back from murdering my neighbors with a flathead screwdriver because you people wouldn't shut up with the "S" word. I hope you're all happy now. Flathead. Pffft. All the cool serial killers use nail guns now. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:39 PM (NvFZs) 198 82 Jane slurped the moist yolk down past her bulbous jowls, chewing it into a fine pulp before swallowing and then running out of forbidden words. < . . . Before she could describe the burning onamonapia from her but, Jane was nicely dressed for the occassional spewing surge. Posted by: Journolist at July 28, 2010 10:39 PM (8EEyy) 199 Okay, I just got back from murdering my neighbors with a flathead screwdriver because you people wouldn't shut up with the "S" word. I hope you're all happy now. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:36 PM (FHtH2) As long as it wasn't a Phillips Head. That would just be cruel. After a workout like that you must be hungry. Wanna get some supper? Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (yLPXs) 200 176 I had the most pleasant evening last night, sitting on the screened porch watching a thunderstorm approach. What a lightning display. Watched quite a lightning show tonight too, was mostly over the Gulf at sunset, so the thunderheads were quite colorfully lit up Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (vdfwz) 201 Holy shit, Cerca, sorry for the echo, my friend. Like minds and all that. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (aOKEC) 202 167 I somehow missed the joke. Is that the old country singer dude? Yes, he was arrested for drunk driving on his lawnmower when his wife took his car keys. He was on his way to the liquor store, I believe. If he'd had a Harley engine, he might have made it. Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 10:33 PM (NmcJ6) And he made a cameo appearance at the end of Vince Gill's music video for One More Last Chance doing the exact same thing. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (2g2ex) 203 "Enlightened" deserves the Rasputin treatment. The most sneeringly arrogant word in the language. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (9Lm5R) 204 185 Yeah, chemjeff, I usually avoid the assistant. But she is the only one through whom I can order supplies, for instance. Or notify if two classes are scheduled for the same room at the same time. well, this is what I would do: if there are two classes scheduled for the same room at the same time, I'd work it out separately with the other instructor, and then afterward just tell the assistant something like "yeah there's been a scheduling mixup, me and Prof. Bob both were scheduled for Room 1, but Prof. Bob said he'd move to Room 3, could you check to make sure that would work out? thanx!" as for office supplies: just steal what you need after hours and leave a note on her desk saying "you're out of staples" Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (Pm5H8) 205 Who would have thunk George Jones would still be alive and Micheal Jackson would be dead. Posted by: lowandslow at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (GZitp) 206 Nothing is worse than him saying Pok e ston though. Jimmah saying "nukclear"--that was worse. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (NvFZs) 207 Yes. And Possum, as he is known, has also been known to take a John Deere lawn tractor out for some DUI hijinks. What's the problem here? Posted by: Ronster at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (nnNfA) 208 Outside of Marvin Gaye, there's not a better love song than "He Stopped Loving Her Today". Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:38 PM (aOKEC) Big fan of both. Can't say I disagree. The latter makes me want to drink a pint of whiskey. Jones in general does that to me though. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (eT2Xz) 209 MORE Panties! Posted by: Guy who says panties at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (yLPXs) 210 ""Yes, he was arrested for drunk driving on his lawnmower when his wife took his car keys. He was on his way to the liquor store, I believe. If he'd had a Harley engine, he might have made it."" Oh that's frigging funny. Posted by: Berserker at July 28, 2010 10:41 PM (gWHrG) 211 Circa, I suppose, besides repeating you, that I could spell your handle correctly, too. Love me some No Show Jones. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:41 PM (aOKEC) 212 Shorpy> Lunch Among the Ruins: 1862 (of a bridge) Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 10:41 PM (HQSQk) 213 Well the Democrats sure do seem to love the DraftNational Service these days No. They love the idea of forcing other people to do their bidding. They love the idea of being slave masters. Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 28, 2010 10:42 PM (0onAO) 214 Who would have thunk George Jones would still be alive and Micheal Jackson would be dead. I believe Sly Stone is still around. THAT takes the cake. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:42 PM (NvFZs) 215 A local DJ, named Gary Burbank, spent a week laughing about the guy who cut his dick off with a lawnmower. He was using it to trim hedges and it slipped out of his grip. They temporarily attached it to a vein in his forearm to give it a good blood supply, which allowed time for the work in the crotch area to be completed prior to reattachment. One of his better comments was if they had attached it to his nose it would have given a whole new meaning to blowing your..... He never finished the joke. Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 28, 2010 10:42 PM (rurh0) 216 Who would have thunk George Jones would still be alive and Micheal Jackson would be dead. Me? Posted by: Keith Richards at July 28, 2010 10:43 PM (554T5) 217 Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (eT2Xz) Tammy broke his heart with a D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Posted by: TexasJew at July 28, 2010 10:43 PM (o7kZZ) 218 I grew up calling the noon meal dinner and the evening meal supper. I went to lunch with my 89 year old mother last week and commented that some of her "retirement resort" employees were sure having large lunches. She said, "Honey, I think that's their dinner." It took me a second to translate that into: They eat at a discount here and therefore make their noon meal the largest of the day (dinner). I can still speak southern if I have a mind too--with translation lag. Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2010 10:43 PM (L6mIy) 219 Jimmah saying "nukclear"--that was worse. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (NvFZs) NO. I could watch the maliase speech on a running loop for a week and not be as irritated. Ok maybe im exaggerating a bit. Pokeeeeston drives me crazy. Enough to make me kill my neighbors with a screwdriver... Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:43 PM (eT2Xz) 220 o Palin 1, critics 0. I'm not done with her! Peggy, Dave and I are combing through her Tweets for misplaced periods, missing commas, and other crimes of grammar and punctuation. Then I will place it prominently at Hot Air and whine about being picked on by the Palin cultists Unfortunately, the Daily Caller has been running some elitist, anti-Palin pieces, opinion and (supposedly) straight reports. And not "I think she's unelectable because e.g. the MFM has influenced the public too much now" but "she's a rube" items. Screw them. Posted by: andycanuck at July 28, 2010 10:44 PM (8OUQz) 221 If I must choose between the existence of supper and the existence of people who despise the word supper, you probably shouldn't make any long terms plans. Posted by: right at July 28, 2010 10:44 PM (EquV1) 222 So The Hill came out with their 50 most beautiful people on the hill list. I give you Amit Bagga. Wow. That's all I have to say on that particular topic. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:44 PM (mjGBA) 223 Love me some No Show Jones. Ditto. "Legend" is overused, but his face is on the living country Rushmore with Willie, Hank Junior and Bill Golden of the Oak Ridge Boys--just for the facial hair. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:44 PM (NvFZs) 224 All the cool serial killers use nail guns now. The cool serial killers never invited me to their parties... Posted by: Dork Serial Killer Who Always Had to Murder Alone at July 28, 2010 10:45 PM (FHtH2) 225 Oh my God! Oh my God! This video is even better than the first video! OMG! http://tinyurl.com/3822apw Posted by: Double Rainbow Guy at July 28, 2010 10:45 PM (5I8G0) 226 Ever notice how those people with the "STOP THE HATE" signs are usually screaming the loudest? Posted by: Jack Handy at July 28, 2010 10:45 PM (w9BEi) 227 "Legend" is overused, but his face is on the living country Rushmore with Willie, Hank Junior and Bill Golden of the Oak Ridge Boys--just for the facial hair. I'd throw Waylon and Merle up there, too, but I'm selfish. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:46 PM (aOKEC) 228 Where do I get one of them there woman amplifiers?Sure would come in handy in a domestic dispute. Posted by: trailer trash billybob at July 28, 2010 10:46 PM (UdYT0) 229 It ain't George Jones but this does involve a drunk, a lawnmower, a taser and the cops dashcam. Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 28, 2010 10:46 PM (rurh0) 230 Ray Price is still alive, and he hired Jones, I believe, along with Roger Miller. Webb Pierce, however, is dead. Posted by: TexasJew at July 28, 2010 10:47 PM (o7kZZ) 231 I'd throw Waylon and Merle up there, too, but I'm selfish. I qualified with "living." Yes, Merle probably edges William Lee.... Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:48 PM (NvFZs) 232 Got a bit of George Jones going now. Might have to hit the LQ. Thanks AOS. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:48 PM (eT2Xz) 233 I give you Amit Bagga. Hometown: New York Political party: Democratic Relationship status: Single Well. No. Shit. Amit. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:48 PM (FHtH2) 234 I bet George ate supper. Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 10:48 PM (nawRL) 235 Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:46 PM (aOKEC) Lefty Frizzell was my favorite, and Haggard spent decades imitating him. Posted by: TexasJew at July 28, 2010 10:49 PM (o7kZZ) 236 Ray Price "For the Good Times" Damned. Fine. Song. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:49 PM (NvFZs) 237 Well, I'm off to put laundry in the dryer and other useful stuff. See y'all later! Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:49 PM (mfOIy) 238 This song is almost as sad as He Stopped Loving Her Today. Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 10:49 PM (NmcJ6) 239 Okay who though this was a good idea? B.C. halts penis-arousal test for youth sex offenders Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:50 PM (yLPXs) 240 Hunting fan Sarah Palin Comes Face-to-Face with Wild Bear Comment w/ 104 updings: ...And Sarah does not look "bewildered" in the least - I'm sure she has seen plenty of bears in her time. People who love to hunt usually love wildlife by the way - there is no reason to be snarky about this woman ALL the time. - alexa, USA, 28/7/2010 16:48 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 10:50 PM (HQSQk) 241 Well. No. Shit. Amit. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:48 PM (FHtH2) What in the world could you be possibly getting at War? Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:50 PM (eT2Xz) 242 Holy shiite! The fricken gaydar just over-revved. http://tinyurl.com/2wh3mjj At least the women should be safe in D.C. HotAir Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 10:50 PM (r1h5M) 243 Amit Bagga demonstrates that purple is the new "Seriously?" Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:51 PM (NvFZs) 244 14 So... bulbous bouffant is right out, then? So's the beluga blubber -- at least if you're waiting for the bus. Posted by: MaureenTheTemp - The Vestibules Rock! at July 28, 2010 10:51 PM (KYny9) 245 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:49 PM (NvFZs) That was his later shit - Price's era was the fifties. Look up the original 1950's "Crazy Arms" - greatest country song ever, and the first one with drums. It's on youtube. Posted by: TexasJew at July 28, 2010 10:52 PM (o7kZZ) 246 Love me some No Show Jones. Yeah, I had tickets to see that asshole. Once. Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 10:52 PM (NmcJ6) 247 Amit Bagga demonstrates that purple is the new "Seriously?" Outstanding. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:52 PM (mjGBA) 248 I never much cared for country music, probably because Kenny Rogers ruled when I was growing up but I always seemed to enjoy Don Williams. Posted by: lowandslow at July 28, 2010 10:53 PM (GZitp) 249 OK, let me straighten the supper vs dinner thing for you platypus fellators: Breakfast is breakfast. Lunch is the mid-day meal. "Dinner" can apply if the main meal is eaten mid-day, such as a 2pm Thanksgiving Dinner. The evening meal is supper, except in a more formal setting or going to a resturant (dinner party, going out to dinner). If a less formal family meal, it's supper. And anyone who says different is wrong. And possibly gay. Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 28, 2010 10:53 PM (plsiE) 250 Oh are we doing music again?? That kept me up too late on last night's thread. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:53 PM (mjGBA) 251 ""Oh my God! Oh my God! This video is even better than the first video! OMG!"" yeah that was tastey. Posted by: Berserker at July 28, 2010 10:53 PM (gWHrG) 252 when I was growing up but I always seemed to enjoy Don Williams. Posted by: lowandslow at July 28, 2010 10:53 PM (GZitp) I like Don Williams. Definitely old school though. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:54 PM (eT2Xz) 253 Oh are we doing music again?? Not really. More like enjoying the driving habits of George Jones. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:55 PM (NvFZs) 254 Oh are we doing music again?? That kept me up too late on last night's thread. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:53 PM (mjGBA Just country singers with ruined livers, older than 70. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:55 PM (eT2Xz) 255 >>What's really pitiful is that the previous main-math-instructor was a mess. That guy would pick up my pens and chew on them whenever he would sit down to chat with me. And he didn't take his teaching tasks seriously.>> You used to work with amish dude? Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 28, 2010 10:55 PM (ARdx8) 256 225 Oh my God! Oh my God! This video is even better than the first video! OMG! http://tinyurl.com/3822apw Posted by: Double Rainbow Guy at July 28, 2010 10:45 PM (5I8G0) Thanks a lot! I clinched my jaws so hard I broke a tooth. Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 10:56 PM (r1h5M) 257 _{I'm so sorry, War!} _sooooooobs Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:56 PM (mjGBA) 258 Here's a novel defense: The jury in the trial of the 57-year-old man, who has denied fondling the boy, performing oral sex on him and having the boy touch his penis, is likely to retire today. The man is facing two charges of indecent assault and one of sexual violation by unlawful sexual connection. Giving evidence yesterday, the man denied any of the sexual activity described by the boy took place and said text messages he sent the boy, taken out of context, had been read the wrong way. One text, suggesting the boy could "take a picture of woody" while he was home alone, was a mistake caused by his use of predictive text to write the message. He said "woody" was a term he and his son used to talk about Woodstock beverage. He said the boy used the term to describe an erection, but he did not use the word in that sense. The man said he used predictive text and "woody" had appeared in a text when he meant "face". "This word had obviously come up and had not been seen by me," he said. When asked by Judge Raoul Neave what he meant by a text "I get excited thinking about you", which came after several texts between the pair after 1am on September 29, the man said he was unable to explain. "I have no idea. I had woken up out of a deep sleep." Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:56 PM (yLPXs) 259 Lefty Frizzell was my favorite, and Haggard spent decades imitating him. I'll be damned...you, sir, are spot on. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:56 PM (aOKEC) 260 I honestly had never heard the word 'supper' until I went to a friend's house for dinner when I was about 12 and that's what they called it. At our house it was breakfast, lunch and dinner. That PeeWee Herman sure is a snazzy dresser! (Snazzy is probably another word that should be banned.) Posted by: TheresaD at July 28, 2010 10:56 PM (4feqI) 261 It ain't George Jones but this does involve a drunk, a lawnmower, a taser and the cops dashcam. Classic words, "I think I just shit myself. I know my rights. I know my rights." Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 28, 2010 10:57 PM (rurh0) 262 What in the world could you be possibly getting at War? That there's no reason for him to be single when Ryan Fitzpatrick is in the same town. Ryan Fitzpatrick: Carolina boy Age: 27 Hometown: Lake Toxaway, N.C. Political party: Democratic Relationship status: Single If you�re looking for Ryan Fitzpatrick, he�s likely one of the attractive young men playing Ultimate Frisbee on the National Mall or the water skier zooming around the North Carolina lake on which he grew up. These are two of his favorite pastimes. He never tires of playing a pickup game of Ultimate with friends, and as for waterskiing, �I always have to get a trip in when I visit home,� he says. Fitzpatrick�s career in politics began while he was painting houses and working at a bar. He had just graduated from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill and slapped together odd jobs while, in his free time, volunteering on Rep. Heath Shuler�s (D-N.C.) first congressional campaign in 2006. It was a bonding experience. �[I got involved] really early on, when everything was still informal,� Fitzpatrick says of the campaign. �It was like a family, where you make do with what you have.� When his boss won the election, Fitzpatrick landed a job in Shuler�s Washington office. He describes himself as courteous and thoughtful and is also a music lover. He likes playing the part of the cosmopolitan, getting to know the city beyond Capitol Hill through a few of his favorite things: the arts, restaurants and karaoke. He enjoys reading, writing, tutoring his 9-year-old mentee and �learning about the problems the city faces � just like any other city,� he says. Fitzpatrick is single and acknowledges that he doesn�t do too much to stay beautiful. A gym buddy keeps him motivated to exercise, and he �tries not to overdo it on the ice cream,� although he admits that�s easier said than done. He attributes his looks mostly to good genes, he says. �Thanks, Mom and Dad,� Fitzpatrick says. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:57 PM (FHtH2) 263 Ray Price "For the Good Times" Damned. Fine. Song. I'm tearing up. Didn't know there were so many old country fans. While in Fort Sam I went to a few country bars (saw Tammy Wynett(sp)) and western concerts or what ever you call them. Saw Johnny Cash live in Tulsa. Posted by: Ronster at July 28, 2010 10:57 PM (nnNfA) 264 They should follow "Most Beautiful People on The Hill" with "Smartest People in Hollywood". Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 28, 2010 10:58 PM (TGmQa) 265 Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 28, 2010 10:53 PM (plsiE) You're not really wrong but Breakfast is Break fast and hence the morning meal Lunch is Luncheon or a light midday meal If the midday meal is the big meal of the day as it used to be when men labored in the fields--they didn't wait for their big meal at night--it is dinner. Dinner is the big meal of the day Supper is eaten as an evening meal if dinner was eaten at midday. If lunch was eaten at midday then the largest meal is dinner--the evening meal. Suppers are lighter than dinners. The phase, "A light supper" or "A simple supper" exists. "A light dinner" does not. Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2010 10:59 PM (w067J) 266 have any of you ever heard the 2 album set of the Hag singing Jimmy Rogers songs? Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 10:59 PM (nawRL) 267 repudiated: person as refudiated: idea. They told me if I voted for John McCain the old guard would zealously quash unorthodox ideas...and they were right! Posted by: Horatius at July 28, 2010 11:00 PM (Ez6Qn) 268 http://tinyurl.com/3822apw Lousy camera work Posted by: laceyunderalls feeling pretty confident about my heterosexuality at July 28, 2010 11:00 PM (mjGBA) 269 I like Don Williams. Definitely old school though. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:54 PM (eT2Xz) Grouchy guy, but great voice. I've seen Jones several times over many years. I even got to see him with Tammy Wynette when they were married. My favorite song of his was his cover of Johnny Horton's great "I'm a One Woman Man" Posted by: TexasJew at July 28, 2010 11:00 PM (o7kZZ) 270 Brooks said the studio recently received a new draft of the �World War Z� script, and �Quantum of Solace� director Marc Forster is still attached to direct the film. Marc Forster is going to bone this up, guarant-damn-teed. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:00 PM (N9ZLq) 271 They should follow "Most Beautiful People on The Hill" with "Smartest People in Hollywood". I think I just woke everyone in the house. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:01 PM (NvFZs) 272 The phase, "A light supper" or "A simple supper" exists. "A light dinner" does not. Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2010 10:59 PM (w067J) Supper scholar? They have those? Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 11:01 PM (r1h5M) 273 Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:57 PM (FHtH2) What's that on his head? Anyway, shocked both super metrosexuals/ fill in the blank are Dims. The mangina party is in good hands. Ultimate Frisbee was a give away, even before I clicked on the pic. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:02 PM (eT2Xz) 274 next up: 50 Greatest smiles on Capitol Hill #1 Barney Frank Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 11:02 PM (yLPXs) 275 (Snazzy is probably another word that should be banned.) No way, sista!! snaps fingers in z-formation Posted by: Purpilicious Amit the Hill "Guy" at July 28, 2010 11:02 PM (mjGBA) 276 Posted by: laceyunderalls feeling pretty confident about my heterosexuality at July 28, 2010 11:00 PM (mjGBA) Quadruple rainbow! Posted by: Guy Absently Fidgeting with Screwdriver at July 28, 2010 11:03 PM (FHtH2) 277 I've seen Jones several times over many years. I even got to see him with Tammy Wynette when they were married. @TJ That must have been pretty cool. See em in Texas? Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:03 PM (eT2Xz) 278 Supper scholar? They have those? Geez, shut up--if you-know-who sees this we'll have a Czar for it by tomorrow noon. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:03 PM (NvFZs) 279 271 They should follow "Most Beautiful People on The Hill" with "Smartest People in Hollywood". I think I just woke everyone in the house. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:01 PM Everyone knows I'll be the slam-dunk winner and then I'll mock every retard on my awesome Family Guy with the awesome spinoffs Posted by: Seth McFarlane at July 28, 2010 11:04 PM (vdfwz) 280 Barney Fucking Frank. No telling how many throat babies that guy's had. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 11:04 PM (aOKEC) 281 Everyone knows I'll be the slam-dunk winner and then I'll mock every retard on my awesome Family Guy with the awesome spinoffs This reminds me of the time I laughed when someone stabbed Seth McFArlane with a flathead screwdriver during supper. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:05 PM (NvFZs) 282 Burning issues for the night. Dinner vs supper while listening to country western music. With this much drama, I predict we break 500 comments by midnight. Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 28, 2010 11:06 PM (rurh0) 283 Brooks said the studio recently received a new draft of the �World War Z� script, and �Quantum of Solace� director Marc Forster is still attached to direct the film. Wait, what? They really ARE determined to fuck this up aren't they? I went to see Quantum of Solace in the theater and to this day I could not possibly tell you what the plot was or even recall a single scene in particular. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 11:06 PM (FHtH2) 284 O Hay, readnex! Posted by: Editor at July 28, 2010 11:06 PM (YX6i/) 285 RE: Bacon Ice-cream: Well Matt Blum tried it and liked it. But added the caveat that he likely wouldn't try it again. My usual theory of food is that if you like A and B, you'll probably like A and B mixed together. But this may be an exception. I once had shrimp with some sort of strawberry sauce. Not very editable. But bacon and ice cream? Should go together like bread and butter. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:07 PM (N9ZLq) 286 Burning issues for the night. Dinner vs supper while listening to country western music. With this much drama, I predict we break 500 comments by midnight. Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 28, 2010 11:06 PM (rurh0) Don't blame me, I voted for landing strips and nipples. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:07 PM (eT2Xz) 287 262 That there's no reason for him to be single when Ryan Fitzpatrick is in the same town. Wow, just wow. Who told him he was beautiful? He doesn't even fit 'pretty boy'. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 11:08 PM (HQSQk) 288 _{No telling how many throat babies that guy's had.} That's not a speach impediment...he just refuses to swallow or spit! Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2010 11:08 PM (vTCw4) 289 i thank ill just stay here and drank............ Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 11:08 PM (nawRL) 290 I went to see Quantum of Solace in the theater and to this day I could not possibly tell you what the plot was or even recall a single scene in particular. Secret society. Stolen water. Bolivian desert. Yes, I obviously need to start writing screen plays. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:08 PM (NvFZs) 291 Wow, just wow. Who told him he was beautiful? I'm guessing Amit Bagga probably is right now, assuming his mouth isn't full with supper. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 11:10 PM (FHtH2) 292 We don't need Yolk. We have Vitellus. Plus it's cool sounding. I'll have a boiled egg please for supper please. Leave the vitellus runny. Thanks. Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 11:10 PM (yLPXs) 293 When I went to see Johnny Cash in OK they had some weird laws. They did not sell mixed drinks, but you could bring your own bottle that had to be checked in and you would buy the mixer and supposedly they would use your bottle for your mixed drink. I'm sure that happened. We just used a females purse to bring in our bottle. It seemed to work OK. Posted by: Ronster at July 28, 2010 11:10 PM (nnNfA) 294 #283 I went to see Quantum of Solace in the theater and to this day I could not possibly tell you what the plot was or even recall a single scene in particular. Well, Undead, it seems that 007's services were badly needed to prevent Boliva or some other S. American country from paying more for water. That's all I remember of that shitpile of a movie. /And the new 007 looks like Vladmir Putin when he was stationed in East Germany. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:11 PM (N9ZLq) 295 I went to see Quantum of Solace in the theater and to this day I could not possibly tell you what the plot was or even recall a single scene in particular. Secret society. Stolen water. Bolivian desert. Yes, I obviously need to start writing screen plays. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:08 PM (NvFZs) Thanks Circa. I own the movie thanks to blockbuster's 4for20 thing. I couldn't remember what it was about either. By the way.... If drinkin don't kill me, her memory will... Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:11 PM (eT2Xz) 296 Wow, just wow. Who told him he was beautiful? He doesn't even fit 'pretty boy'. Oh c'mon. Doesn't he have that "rugged metrosexual" look? LOL Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 11:12 PM (Pm5H8) 297 Interesting debate about a painter who thinks he found some long-lost Ansel Adams negatives. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 09:55 PM I'm not buying it. When I was a yoot, I was given instruction in photography by my godfather, a WWII combat photog who came home to teach his craft at a world-famous "college of design." One of those he considered a "great" was a guy called Will Connell, who did industrial photography that was, in its own way, equal to Adams's nature work. It was his contention that there were dozens of photographers who could do what Adams did in a technical sense. The difference was that each one "saw" the resulting image in his or her own way. The necessary skills were known, and taught to pro photographers back in the days when darkroom work was an integral part of the image-making process. I used to know some of the tricks, from a particular way of developing B&W negatives to creative dodging and burning of select areas when making prints. The negatives this guy claims came from Adams were obviously the work of a good photographer. We would have to see how Adams would have printed them to know if they really were his. Conversely, I'm told some Adams negatives result in pretty dull prints if the work is done by someone lacking his darkroom skills. This is like finding a "lost trove" of any artist's work. Unlikely and, in this case, not provable. Posted by: MrScribbler at July 28, 2010 11:12 PM (Ulu3i) 298 Yes, I obviously need to start writing screen plays. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:08 PM (NvFZs) Do you hate yourself? No? Then I wouldn't even think about writing screenplays. That advice is free. Posted by: Editor at July 28, 2010 11:12 PM (YX6i/) 299 /And the new 007 looks like Vladmir Putin when he was stationed in East Germany. Casino Royale was a great flick and deserved a much, much better follow-up. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:13 PM (NvFZs) 300 Supper, then panties, but you'll blow me first. Posted by: Guy who says panties at July 28, 2010 11:13 PM (yLPXs) 301 #287 Wow, just wow. Who told him he was beautiful? He doesn't even fit 'pretty boy'. My mommy always told me I was a beautiful, special little boy. Posted by: Ryan Fitzpatrick at July 28, 2010 11:14 PM (N9ZLq) 302 Oh c'mon. Doesn't he have that "rugged metrosexual" look? LOL Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 11:12 PM (Pm5H That there was funny. Eyeliner free? Sans frosted tips? Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:14 PM (eT2Xz) 303 /And the new 007 looks like Vladmir Putin when he was stationed in East Germany. I thought he was great in Casino Royale. Best Bond since Connery. And then along comes this thing about Bolivian water rights (see, I STILL don't remember that), and then MGM goes tits-up, and voila: one of the best series reboots in a while is immediately dead again. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 11:14 PM (FHtH2) 304 Then I wouldn't even think about writing screenplays. I'm leaning more towards an 800-page novel that reflects my life as a voyage of discovery. Chapter one will be set on the day of my soulmate's wedding to another man. It's original. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:15 PM (NvFZs) 305 Too bad we can't attach jpgs to posts - this chart is a must read. Now if only the electorate understood that who controls the Congress matter more on economic policy then the presidency... http://tinyurl.com/2343n4b Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2010 11:15 PM (bgcml) 306 Can we get rid of all the Mexicans? Posted by: Mr. Garrison at July 28, 2010 11:15 PM (vTCw4) 307 Posted by: MrScribbler at July 28, 2010 11:12 PM (Ulu3i) Uh... did you say 'yoot'? Posted by: Judge Chamberlain Haller at July 28, 2010 11:16 PM (yLPXs) 308 291 I'm guessing Amit Bagga probably is right now, assuming his mouth isn't full with supper. Thanks for that, War. Brain bleach, stat! Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 11:16 PM (HQSQk) 309 289 Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 11:08 PM (nawRL) I'll have what he's having. Make it a double. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 11:16 PM (2g2ex) 310 a little known moron fact......... the highest priced guitar on Fender.com is a Custom Shop Merle Telecaster......... Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 11:17 PM (nawRL) 311 Now if only the electorate understood that who controls the Congress matter more on economic policy then the presidency... As a first step, I suggest an electorate that can comprehend fifth-grade math. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:17 PM (NvFZs) 312 I thought he was great in Casino Royale. Best Bond since Connery. And then along comes this thing about Bolivian water rights (see, I STILL don't remember that), and then MGM goes tits-up, and voila: one of the best series reboots in a while is immediately dead again. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 11:14 PM (FHtH2) Well, seriously, what are we going to film Bond as doing? Fighting terrorists? Going after rogue (ex)-communists? This guy isn't Bush you know. Posted by: The Studios at July 28, 2010 11:17 PM (bgcml) 313 Fan wearing LeBron Heat jersey to Cleveland game escorted from ballpark http://bit.ly/d2HJYu Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:17 PM (N9ZLq) 314 Courtesy of Dr. Demento: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Apparently the exact quote should be "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy." Posted by: TheresaD at July 28, 2010 11:18 PM (4feqI) 315 Can we get rid of all the Mexicans? Posted by: Mr. Garrison at July 28, 2010 11:15 PM (vTCw4) YEAH! Oh, I thought you said Americans. My bad. Actually, I blame Bush. Posted by: barack Obama at July 28, 2010 11:18 PM (bgcml) 316 We have dinner theaters and supper clubs, but no supper theaters or dinner clubs. I always used dinner to mean the biggest meal of the day, no matter when you actually eat. So if you've got everyone over for Christmas Dinner, it's dinner, even if you're eating at 2 p.m. so the old folks don't have to drive in the dark. And at 10 p.m. that night if you make a goosemeat and mashed turnip sandwich, that's supper. Posted by: Trimegistus at July 28, 2010 11:19 PM (CHOQF) 317 I'm leaning more towards an 800-page novel that reflects my life as a voyage of discovery. Chapter one will be set on the day of my soulmate's wedding to another man. It's original. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:15 PM (NvFZs) Oh, um, did you need someone to pick-up some razors, for you? Posted by: Editor at July 28, 2010 11:19 PM (YX6i/) 318 Five million dollars for a wedding. Who ever heard of sucha thing? All that and she's not even getting a face transplat out of it. Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 11:19 PM (mjGBA) 319 Waylon Jennings was one of the best and this is one of my all time favs. And there is someone who probably looks like Laceyunderalls at the 13 second mark. I call this a win win. Posted by: Journolist at July 28, 2010 11:19 PM (8EEyy) 320 next up for 007: You only dip twice. James Bond faces off against racist teabaggers bent on killing endangered species. Posted by: Dumb Producer at July 28, 2010 11:19 PM (yLPXs) 321 /And the new 007 looks like Vladmir Putin when he was stationed in East Germany. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:11 PM (N9ZLq) So, why doesn't Hollywood cut to the chase and hire Anna Chapman to be in the next Bond movie? She can't act...but she doesn't need to. Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2010 11:20 PM (bgcml) 322 Lousy camera work If it were two-handed? Yeah. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 11:20 PM (9Lm5R) 323 Did anyone in the Beloved Mainstream Media ever refudiate Obama's statement about the 57 states? Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:20 PM (tJjm/) 324 As a first step, I suggest an electorate that can comprehend fifth-grade math. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:17 PM (NvFZs) I'd take one who could name the three branches of government. About 85% (or more) of the public couldn't pick Harry Reid out of a line up. Much less all the other scum bags we talk about here and at other blogs daily. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:20 PM (eT2Xz) 325 James Bond faces off against racist teabaggers bent on killing endangered species. Posted by: Dumb Producer at July 28, 2010 11:19 PM (yLPXs) Uh, I've already got dibs on that plot... Posted by: Captain America at July 28, 2010 11:20 PM (bgcml) 326 BTW--when did AOSHQ graduate to the big leagues? A banner ad for Pizza Hut? The Ewok is rolling in it. Yes, the pizza and the money. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:20 PM (NvFZs) 327 Lacy - I'll assume that was a Freudian slip!! Posted by: MCPO Airdale at July 28, 2010 11:20 PM (G5qLy) 328 World's Strongest Redneck shows how he trims his hedges using his lawnmower on a stick. Has anyone seen any severed fingers lying around? Posted by: Kid hiding in the bushes at July 28, 2010 11:21 PM (tJjm/) 329 Well, seriously, what are we going to film Bond as doing? Fighting terrorists? Going after rogue (ex)-communists? This guy isn't Bush you know. Posted by: The Studios at July 28, 2010 11:17 PM (bgcml) Bond vs Predator? Bond vs ID4 aliens? Aliens vs Predator vs Bond vs X-Men vs Fanstastic4 vs Transformers vs Godzilla Caged Death Match? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 11:21 PM (2g2ex) 330 Oh, um, did you need someone to pick-up some razors, for you? Heh. I hope the sarc came through. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:22 PM (NvFZs) 331 I like ol Merle Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 11:22 PM (nawRL) 332 319 Waylon Jennings was one of the best and this is one of my all time favs. And there is someone who probably looks like Laceyunderalls at the 13 second mark. You fool! The mass Moron stampede to Ohio is going to tip it over! Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 28, 2010 11:22 PM (FHtH2) 333 I wish Tommy Gavin--or somebody-- would kill Joe Pesci with tits. Posted by: 48%er at July 28, 2010 11:22 PM (kcqZS) 334 Five million dollars for a wedding. Who ever heard of sucha thing? All that and she's not even getting a face transplat out of it. I am so stealing that. Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 28, 2010 11:23 PM (rurh0) 335 So the Clintons are staying with Andrea Colombel at Glenburne and she is the daughter of George Soros. I always guessed that Rush Linbaugh spent a small fortune on his wedding. I'm thinking the clintons are going to best him five times over. Posted by: curious at July 28, 2010 11:24 PM (p302b) 336 317 I'm leaning more towards an 800-page novel that reflects my life as a voyage of discovery. Chapter one will be set on the day of my soulmate's wedding to another man. It's original. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:15 PM (NvFZs) Working title, "Dancing with Elves"? Posted by: Kid hiding in the bushes at July 28, 2010 11:24 PM (tJjm/) 337 notice they had SUPPER on the table................. Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 11:24 PM (nawRL) 338 321 So, why doesn't Hollywood cut to the chase and hire Anna Chapman to be in the next Bond movie? She can't act...but she doesn't need to. She's too busy hobnobbing with Vladimir Putin-- or so he says. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 11:24 PM (HQSQk) 339 About 85% (or more) of the public couldn't pick Harry Reid out of a line up. Much less all the other scum bags we talk about here and at other blogs daily. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:20 PM (eT2Xz) I once had the opportunity to go back and talk to an old HS teacher. He was then teaching in MA, and this was in the 90s. We talked about how ignorant the electorate was, he being the pessimist. He had a study hall coming up and told me to just watch. He asked each student to name one of their Senators. Again, MA in the 90s. Only one out of 20 could. And this precocious girl guessed Tim for the first name... Yes, these people were young, 15-18, but in MA you can't have a public event without seeing Ted's horrid visage. Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2010 11:25 PM (bgcml) 340 Caramelldansen!!! Posted by: Amit Bagga at July 28, 2010 11:25 PM (yLPXs) 341 Ryan Fitzpatrick, singlehandedly trying to bring back the Alfalfa/Ace Ventura look. Posted by: lowandslow at July 28, 2010 11:25 PM (GZitp) 342 OK--ONE Waylon music link, only audio, no video from You Tube, but this is still one of my favorites even if I do find Texas chauvinism annoying at times... Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:25 PM (NvFZs) 343 She's too busy hobnobbing with Vladimir Putin-- or so he says. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 11:24 PM (HQSQk) Hey, I know what its like to uh, hobknob a head of state. Posted by: Kal Penn at July 28, 2010 11:26 PM (bgcml) 344 Texas Jew, regarding Lefty and Merle and Crazy Arms---you pulled that right out of my fucking head. Are you God? Posted by: texette at July 28, 2010 11:26 PM (7edGS) 345 There is no Texas chauvinism, just humble honesty. Posted by: Trimegistus at July 28, 2010 11:27 PM (CHOQF) 346 Is a "Freudian Slip" like a female undergarment with a giant cigar embroidered on it? Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:27 PM (tJjm/) 347 326 BTW--when did AOSHQ graduate to the big leagues? A banner ad for Pizza Hut? The Ewok is rolling in it. Yes, the pizza and the money. all I get are ads for Iowa Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 11:27 PM (Pm5H8) 348 Did anyone in the Beloved Mainstream Media ever refudiate Obama's statement about the 57 states? Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:20 PM (tJjm/) They were too busy following profit and earnings ratios. Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2010 11:28 PM (bgcml) 349 Bond vs Predator? Bond vs ID4 aliens? Aliens vs Predator vs Bond vs X-Men vs Fanstastic4 vs Transformers vs Godzilla Caged Death Match? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 11:21 PM (2g2ex) Bond of War? It's 007 taking out all the Greek gods. And instead of the Walther, he has me by his side... sounds perfect. Posted by: Blade of Olympus at July 28, 2010 11:28 PM (lYlMD) 350 343 She's too busy strike>hobnobbing knobgobbling with Vladimir Putin-- or so he says. FTFY Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:28 PM (tJjm/) 351 Is a "Freudian Slip" like a female undergarment with a giant cigar embroidered on it? Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:27 PM (tJjm/) I see what you did there. Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 28, 2010 11:28 PM (bgcml) 352 318 Five million dollars for a wedding. Who ever heard of sucha thing? All that and she's not even getting a face transplat out of it. Chelsea's wedding isn't going to be in the top ten most expensive ones, but she's going to have a more expensive one than Paul McCartney and Heather Mills did (3 mill). And how much of it are the taxpayers going to be on the hook for with security? I never got the point of spending all that money on such a transitory and decadent ceremony. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:28 PM (N9ZLq) 353 rumor has it that there is footage of vlad on his harley with a bunch of bikers. Posted by: curious at July 28, 2010 11:28 PM (p302b) 354 They were too busy following profit and earnings ratios sucking the barbed cock of satan. Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2010 11:28 PM (bgcml) Posted by: Editor at July 28, 2010 11:29 PM (YX6i/) 355 Wow we're off peak pace this evening 'ron and 'ronettes.... faster, harder , stronger Posted by: sven10077 at July 28, 2010 11:29 PM (kq1lG) 356 353 rumor has it that there is footage of vlad on his harley with a bunch of bikers. Posted by: curious at July 28, 2010 11:28 PM (p302b) Sure hope the harley had a good set of windshield wipers... Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:30 PM (tJjm/) 357 Aliens vs Predator vs Bond vs X-Men vs Fanstastic4 vs Transformers vs Godzilla Caged Death Match? Ahem. Posted by: Megashark at July 28, 2010 11:30 PM (Pm5H8) 358 I loved Daniel Craig as Bond. WTF happened? Who sat down at a table in Hollywood and said "I think James Bond fans want to see a movie about water rights!" and who said "Yes!" instead of picking up the first idiot and throwing them off a roof? Posted by: Trimegistus at July 28, 2010 11:30 PM (CHOQF) 359 I love how they're all 22-27, and have worked in politics their who lives. The country is in the very best of hands. Posted by: Alex at July 28, 2010 11:30 PM (K9+WM) 360 Bond of War? It's 007 taking out all the Greek gods. And instead of the Walther, he has me by his side... sounds perfect. Posted by: Blade of Olympus at July 28, 2010 11:28 PM (lYlMD) Brokeback Bond. The tender story of a secret agent in love with a mighty blade. Love HAS NO RULES. Posted by: Coming Soon at July 28, 2010 11:30 PM (bgcml) 361 #349 Bond of War? It's 007 taking out all the Greek gods. And instead of the Walther, he has me by his side... sounds perfect. You would go with Vladmir Putin over me? Bastid! After I saved you from the grip of Zeus... I know things have been rough since the destruction of Olympus and that you don't glow quite the same way when I pick you up by the handle, but we can work it out! All we need is another pantheon to destroy.. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (N9ZLq) 362 339 18-1, and now you know why the newsies were pretending and will try to pretend again for two short months every national cycle that Frau Botox is not Madam Speaker and that the GOP runs DC.... Posted by: sven10077 at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (kq1lG) 363 Ray Price doing a Bob Wills song, San Antonio Rose. Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (NmcJ6) 364 Yes, these people were young, 15-18, but in MA you can't have a public event without seeing Ted's horrid visage. Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2010 11:25 PM (bgcml) Big time. Ted Kennedy was the most well known Senator in the US arguably, MA or otherwise. Kerry, even at the time was no slouch. It really is pathetic. Political junkies, history buffs, and current event followers like us take our knowledge for granted. Most people, even most that vote, are completely clueless. I talked to a guy the other day, who is pretty informed, about possible GOP candidates in 12. I mentioned my mancrush Paul Ryan. He had never heard of him. I'm guessing 95% of the country, at least, haven't either. Puts it all in perspective I spose. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (eT2Xz) 365 Their "sci-fi original movies" usually blow ass. Posted by: Berserker at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (gWHrG) I watched 2012 a couple of weeks ago. It would've been better on the Friday night made for syfy (I hate that name change) channel. It had all the look and feel of that venue, not a serious disaster movie. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (ASnld) 366 who said "Yes!" instead of picking up the first idiot and throwing them off a roof? Posted by: Trimegistus at July 28, 2010 11:30 PM (CHOQF) In fairness I was actually answering, "Who wants more blow." at the time. Posted by: Some Studio Exec at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (bgcml) 367 rumor has it that there is footage of vlad on his harley with a bunch of bikers. Rumor has it that there is footage of JugEars on his Huffy with a flat tire and Mom-Jeans. Quite the difference, yes? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 11:32 PM (9Lm5R) 368 357 Aliens vs Predator vs Bond vs X-Men vs Fanstastic4 vs Transformers vs Godzilla Caged Death Match? Tracy Lords vs The 82nd Airborne? Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:32 PM (tJjm/) 369 "Poonraker" sounds like a good movie. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 11:32 PM (aOKEC) 370 #360 The tender story of a secret agent in love with a mighty blade. Love HAS NO RULES. Bond wouldn't know what to do with such a fine weapon. Especially if Q wasn't around. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:32 PM (N9ZLq) 371 358 I loved Daniel Craig as Bond. WTF happened? Who sat down at a table in Hollywood and said "I think James Bond fans want to see a movie about water rights!" and who said "Yes!" instead of picking up the first idiot and throwing them off a roof? Posted by: Trimegistus at July 28, 2010 11:30 PM (CHOQF) Well, to their credit they resisted replacing his Aston Martin with a Prius... Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:34 PM (tJjm/) 372 Puts it all in perspective I spose. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (eT2Xz) Its part of the reason the media narrative works so well. I was talking about the oil spill with a relative of mine, who isn't political, and he said something about BP being connected to Bush. I put some information to him...but why did he think that? The media narrative and simple ignorance. People can believe crazy things if they have no reason to understand why they are crazy. Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2010 11:34 PM (bgcml) 373 Tracy Lords vs The 82nd Airborne? Unfair. Better throw in First Cav and the Reagan battlegroup, too. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:34 PM (NvFZs) 374 369 "Poonraker" sounds like a good movie. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 11:32 PM (aOKEC) I suppose "Fishfinger" would be a bit too much? Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:35 PM (tJjm/) 375 Re: Chelsea's wedding. I saw a newspaper article today with the quote "A quiet wedding for Chelsea" or words like that. I swear I started seeing red. 300 people is not a quiet wedding. It's not a small ceremony. Are there any Dems left who actually understand how the world works?! Posted by: Alex at July 28, 2010 11:35 PM (K9+WM) 376 Bond wouldn't know what to do with such a fine weapon. Especially if Q wasn't around. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:32 PM (N9ZLq) But I would. Don't you think it is about time Bond tried his hands at sword swallowing? Posted by: Daniel Craig at July 28, 2010 11:35 PM (bgcml) 377 Good Evening Moronettes and Morons: Regarding Chelsea wedding, I wonder if the Clinton�s have set up an on-line shopping list for gifts for the Father and Mother of the Bride. Cause, you know, they are the classiest people we have ever known. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 28, 2010 11:35 PM (OWjjx) 378 was in the car tonight and the passengers accused me of "being like a guy with a remote" cause I kept switching back and forth between Savage and Levin. And it was bad enough that they had to listen to either of them. They hate it when I say to them, listen, you might learn something. Anyway, Savage made one of his predictions, he predicted that the law of term limits will be repealed with this president. And Levin was mr. happy, not. He got you so upset, he really believes the republic is dying. Posted by: curious at July 28, 2010 11:35 PM (p302b) 379 My best friend since 1st grade carried a torch for a girl we went to school with for all his life. At his funeral in "94 that song kept running through my mind. Truly one of the saddest songs ever written and George's best. Posted by: bigred at July 28, 2010 11:36 PM (uh7Ap) 380 Are there any Dems left who actually understand how the world works?! Scoop Jackson and Pat Moynihan are toast. So, no. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:36 PM (NvFZs) 381 @377: I hear Chelsea listed a silver plated humidor on her Macy's Bridal Registry Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:37 PM (tJjm/) 382 #310 Iwas in a music store the other day and they had a Satriani silver surfer edition Ibanez for $3400.Nice collectable if you can afford it. Posted by: ziptie at July 28, 2010 11:37 PM (UdYT0) 383 Are there any Dems left who actually understand how the world works?! Posted by: Alex at July 28, 2010 11:35 PM (K9+WM) Uh, 300 is a small wedding darling. Why I just flew back to the Vineyard from a friend's wedding in Grand Cayman. $100K dress, 500 people, you know, typical middle class affair. Posted by: Some Down To Earth Liberal at July 28, 2010 11:37 PM (bgcml) 384 Putin doesn't need to be told he looks like Daniel Craig. He walks around without a shirt too much already. Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 28, 2010 11:38 PM (TGmQa) 385 Are there any Dems left who actually understand how the world works?! Scoop Jackson and Pat Moynihan are toast. So, no. And Zeil Miller retired. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 28, 2010 11:38 PM (OWjjx) 386 volvo filter Posted by: bosch alternator at July 28, 2010 11:38 PM (oPZ0m) 387 Putin doesn't need to be told he looks like Daniel Craig. He walks around without a shirt too much already. Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 28, 2010 11:38 PM (TGmQa) Hush your mouth teabagger. Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (bgcml) 388 367 rumor has it that there is footage of vlad on his harley with a bunch of bikers. Rumor has it that there is footage of JugEars on his Huffy with a flat tire and Mom-Jeans. Quite the difference, yes? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 11:32 PM (9Lm5R) We are sooooooo screwed. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (ASnld) 389 I know things have been rough since the destruction of Olympus and that you don't glow quite the same way when I pick you up by the handle, but we can work it out! All we need is another pantheon to destroy.. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (N9ZLq) Brokeback Mount Olympus? Posted by: Blade of Olympus at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (lYlMD) 390 380 Are there any Dems left who actually understand how the world works?! Scoop Jackson and Pat Moynihan are toast. Zell Miller is still alive, I think. Other than that, nope. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (N9ZLq) 391 I suppose "Fishfinger" would be a bit too much? "For Your Ass Only" was a perfect vehicle for Roger Moore. Great song by Sheena Easton, too, who, incidentally, gave me some of my first boners on Solid Gold. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (aOKEC) 392 Zell Miller is still alive, I think. Other than that, nope. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (N9ZLq) I bought his book a few years back, can't remember the name but it was good book. Hi all Posted by: robtr at July 28, 2010 11:40 PM (fwSHf) 393 Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (bgcml) Speaking of effeminate 'men' looking teh ghey on bicycles... Posted by: The Preznitt at July 28, 2010 11:40 PM (ASnld) 394 #310 Iwas in a music store the other day and they had a Satriani silver surfer edition Ibanez for $3400.Nice collectable if you can afford it. Posted by: ziptie at July 28, 2010 11:37 PM (UdYT0) Of course I can. I'm just going to charge it to my Obamacare Visa. Thank you, Nancy Pelosi. Posted by: Funemployed Musician at July 28, 2010 11:40 PM (YX6i/) 395 Bond of War. me likey Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 11:40 PM (2g2ex) 396 @@391: and let's not forget You Only Come Twice Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:40 PM (tJjm/) 397 sigh Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 11:40 PM (Pm5H8) 398 Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (bgcml) Again--CNN made that guy an anchor. The Mayans were and are on to something. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:40 PM (NvFZs) 399 I put some information to him...but why did he think that? The media narrative and simple ignorance. People can believe crazy things if they have no reason to understand why they are crazy. Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2010 11:34 PM (bgcml) Oil =Bush. Oil company = Bush. Pretty simplistic. Most people are pretty simple. I'd add to the media the horrible k-12 and college institutions. We both know what an uphill battle this is. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:41 PM (eT2Xz) 400 Is it true that Pee Wee shat down Cyndi's mouth during the third hole? Posted by: Snarky Pigeon at July 28, 2010 11:41 PM (4Zjas) 401 All we need is another pantheon to destroy.. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (N9ZLq) You're a couple of years late. Starting with Denver would've been nice. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 28, 2010 11:41 PM (ASnld) 402 @377: I hear Chelsea listed a silver plated humidor on her Macy's Bridal Registry But, seriously, shouldn�t someone ask Bill, Hillary or the Bride that, instead of wasting all that money on gifts for a family that can probably afford to buy these items, would it have not been �more fair� the Bride and Groom to simply ask that any gift be made as a charitable contribution to the local soup kitchen? I mean, times are hard, what with about 20% of the population either unemployed or underemployed. And wouldn�t it have been better for society if, instead of a 3 million dollar wedding, the Bride and Groom just went down to the local courthouse, got married, then retired back to their parents house for a cake, home made by the Mother of the Bride, and some punch. I mean, 3 million, in these hard times, seems extravagant, not to mention insensitive to all the people undergoing economic hard times. I will not, however, wait for any member of the MFM to ask this�.for that question is reserved only for evil, profit loving, racist, homophobic, sexist conservatives. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 28, 2010 11:42 PM (OWjjx) 403 Cha! You mean Daniel Craig looks like me! Who do you think he based his Bond character on Kim Philby? Posted by: Vlad Putin at July 28, 2010 11:42 PM (yLPXs) 404 People, people, people, it's Princess Chelsea. Posted by: davidt at July 28, 2010 11:42 PM (HtIec) 405 Zell Miller is still alive, I think. Other than that, nope. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (N9ZLq) The man with the awesome goatee...Mr. Pat Caddell!!! He's a great American don't you know. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:42 PM (eT2Xz) 406 396 @@391: and let's not forget You Only Come Twice Speak for yourself Posted by: Peter North at July 28, 2010 11:42 PM (ASnld) 407 You guys have moved on to music legends from "oughta be deads" but here are a couple more that I thought would never see 1980. Jerry Lee Lewis is still alive. So is Johnny Winter. Johnny can hardly walk but he can play effortlessly. Haven't seen JLL lately. Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 28, 2010 11:43 PM (66KYL) 408 Live and Go Down Posted by: Editor at July 28, 2010 11:43 PM (YX6i/) 409 Kratos and I are thinking along the same lines, re: Zeil Miller. Actually, he is about the only Democrat I would vote for right now. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 28, 2010 11:43 PM (OWjjx) 410 The man with the awesome goatee...Mr. Pat Caddell!!! He's a great American don't you know. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:42 PM (eT2Xz) I like him, but he reminds me of Bearded Spock. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 28, 2010 11:44 PM (ASnld) 411 Biggest James Bond movie ever: "Octomom's Pussy" Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 11:44 PM (aOKEC) 412 #401 You're a couple of years late. Starting with Denver would've been nice. Why Denver? I can think of other places starting with a "D" to lay waste to with an army of Titans. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:44 PM (N9ZLq) 413 So. while the Golfer-In-Chief continues his swath of destruction across our republic, and the world (including this blog) just goes on, business as usual, I'm concerned. No. Not concerned. I'm pounding the PANIC button into the concrete floor of the basement with a sledgehammer. We are fucked. So let's un-fuck this. Right goddam now. Make your dipshit co-workers vividly aware of this coming shitstorm. Talk to your friends, even people you meet at BestBuy, or Macy's, or wherever. Let no person go unmolested. Let them know that this administration seeks to take all their goddam money and reduce this great nation to a 3d world status. Posted by: tangonine at July 28, 2010 11:45 PM (C8Pcc) 414 Goldbanger. Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 28, 2010 11:46 PM (TGmQa) 415 People, people, people, it's Princess Chelsea. Looks like Chelsea's fiance doesn't truly love her, because the evil spell hasn't been broken. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 11:46 PM (aOKEC) 416 382 #310 Iwas in a music store the other day and they had a Satriani silver surfer edition Ibanez for $3400.Nice collectable if you can afford it. i looked at a Slash Les Paul in our local store the other day.. 3500......... it was nice but fuck him. Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 11:46 PM (nawRL) 417 would it have not been �more fair� the Bride and Groom to simply ask that any gift be made as a charitable contribution to the local soup kitchen? a friend of mine that got married a few years ago, that's what they did - just make a donation to the pet shelter because they were both animal lovers. now if two middle-aged schleps can afford to do this, why can't Chelsea do without her silver-plated humidor? Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 11:46 PM (Pm5H8) 418 Golden Shower in the Eye Posted by: Editor at July 28, 2010 11:46 PM (YX6i/) 419 Why Denver? I can think of other places starting with a "D" to lay waste to with an army of Titans. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:44 PM (N9ZLq) No kidding! I hear Des Moines is nice this time of year. Posted by: Delta "from Denver" Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:47 PM (eT2Xz) 420 Posted by: Mallamutt at July 28, 2010 11:42 PM (OWjjx) I'm amazed they can pay for all this. I seem to recall, that when they bought the house in Chappaqua, there was all kinds of gossip about them not being able to afford it and not being able to get a mortgage cause "they had never owed a home" and the next thing I find out is that they have a house on the property and they are renting it to the government for their SS detail. People like this always find the angle, always manage to get away with everything. People like us always are honest and the honest ones always lose and they laugh at us. Posted by: curious at July 28, 2010 11:47 PM (p302b) 421 Octopussy Royale Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 11:47 PM (Pm5H8) 422 Let no person go unmolested. I'm not touching Joy Behar. Ever. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:47 PM (NvFZs) 423 Dr. Blow Me Posted by: Editor at July 28, 2010 11:47 PM (YX6i/) 424 Why Denver? I can think of other places starting with a "D" to lay waste to with an army of Titans. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:44 PM (N9ZLq) The hint was in the 'couple of years ago' part. Think Greek Columns. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 28, 2010 11:48 PM (ASnld) 425 All we need is another pantheon to destroy.. Preznit Barry appears in polygonal form in the new Madden when you win the Super Bowl. Maybe there can be some way to glitch him over into GoW3... Posted by: Ian S. at July 28, 2010 11:48 PM (imD7p) 426 Goldfinger (what, what, in the butt). Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:48 PM (N9ZLq) 427 And, btw, the Golfer-In-Chief, sucks fucking balls at golf. Posted by: tangonine at July 28, 2010 11:48 PM (C8Pcc) 428 Goldmember....er, wait. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 28, 2010 11:48 PM (ASnld) 429 Racefan, get the Billy Gibbons "Pearly Gates" '59 Les Paul. It's only 10X the Slash price. Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 28, 2010 11:49 PM (66KYL) 430 Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (bgcml) Again--CNN made that guy an anchor. The Mayans were and are on to something. In his "foreign war correspondent" days, he had a Flock of Seagulls haircut (really). I can't imagine the problems he had acquiring Aqua Net while in war-torn Sierra Leone. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 11:50 PM (9Lm5R) 431 427 And, btw, the Golfer-In-Chief, sucks fucking balls at golf. But he's had so much practice!!!!!! Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 11:50 PM (Pm5H8) 432 "On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix"? Did not see that twist ending coming. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 11:50 PM (aOKEC) 433 Racefan, get the Billy Gibbons "Pearly Gates" '59 Les Paul. It's only 10X the Slash price. If I could spend 35K and be 1% as cool as Gibbons, I'd do it. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:51 PM (NvFZs) 434 Suck My Thunderballs Posted by: Editor at July 28, 2010 11:51 PM (YX6i/) 435 Even the libs/dems, the ones who are the struggling middle class are beginning to see that this wedding is totally being rubbed in their little faces. Posted by: curious at July 28, 2010 11:51 PM (p302b) 436 #424 The hint was in the 'couple of years ago' part. Think Greek Columns. Ah, gotcha. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:51 PM (N9ZLq) 437 I absolutely hate the word 'supper' You got a problem with Last Supper or Lord's Supper? Posted by: Jesus and a whole bunch of followers at July 28, 2010 11:52 PM (Vdyu3) 438 411 Biggest James Bond movie ever: "Octomom's Pussy" Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 11:44 PM (aOKEC) Why, that WOULD be a really BIG Opening... Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:52 PM (tJjm/) 439 Thunderballs Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 11:52 PM (9Lm5R) 440 "On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix"? well, considering that Her Majesty is about 307 years old, that one's not so funny Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 11:52 PM (Pm5H8) 441 432 "On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix"? Did not see that twist ending coming. Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 11:50 PM (aOKEC) Is that to do with Prince Charles the Secret Muslim? Posted by: Bikermailman at July 28, 2010 11:52 PM (ASnld) 442 405 Zell Miller is still alive, I think. Other than that, nope. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (N9ZLq) The man with the awesome goatee...Mr. Pat Caddell!!! He's a great American don't you know. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:42 PM (eT2Xz) Zell Miller - last time I heard that name was on that SNL skit. Fricking hillarious. Would link it here but only know how to type. Speaking of kegs of beer, the 5L mini-kegs . . . paradise. Posted by: Journolist at July 28, 2010 11:52 PM (8EEyy) 443 Preznit Barry appears in polygonal form in the new Madden when you win the Super Bowl. Maybe there can be some way to glitch him over into GoW3... Posted by: Ian S. at July 28, 2010 11:48 PM (imD7p) I used to be a Madden addict. Stopped playing 2 years ago when they stopped making it for the computer. Was thinking about buying a PS3 and resuming my career with the Denver Tebows. Now, not looking as likely. I spose I could take a dive, if I ever reached the Super Bowl, to avoid seeing the obvious. I hate politics getting spread into things that have nothing to do with it. The left loves it though. Everything is political for them. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:53 PM (eT2Xz) 444 Dammit Editor, you suck. I hate sloppy seconds with the jokes. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 11:53 PM (9Lm5R) 445 Posted by: curious at July 28, 2010 11:47 PM (p302b) Which is why I asked the somewhat sarcastic question when I first joined tonights little get-together, because if you recall, the Clinton�s actually had an on-line gift list for house warming presents. And, if you recall, they also went on a 2 person looting spree at the White House when they left. Clinton gets a break because Obama is sooo bad people look back fondly at 1992-2000. But both of them were so devoid of any class and dignity that it sickened me. She is a first rate opportunist and he is a pig. Strangely, both deserve each other. But, goodness, I wish they both would just go away and take Princess Chelsea with them. Sorry, but she has been a political prop her entire life. Hopefully, she will have enough sense to just slink off to some job, have a good marriage (I may not like the Clintons, but I wish the bride nothing but the best) and work hard to avoid the news the rest of her life. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 28, 2010 11:53 PM (OWjjx) 446 I mean, 3 million, in these hard times, seems extravagant, not to mention insensitive to all the people undergoing economic hard times. No, because they're Dems and are more giving than we stingy right wingers. Or something. Posted by: wherestherum at July 28, 2010 11:53 PM (gofDd) 447 #425 Preznit Barry appears in polygonal form in the new Madden when you win the Super Bowl. Maybe there can be some way to glitch him over into GoW3... What the hell? Yet another reason not to buy a Madden game. No need to glitch him. Obama already thinks he's Zeus or some shit. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:53 PM (N9ZLq) 448 Circa, my son and I where trading "coolest guys alive" the other night. He led with Travis Pastrana and I led with Gibbons. We agreed they both are on the list. Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 28, 2010 11:54 PM (66KYL) 449 You got a problem with Last Supper or Lord's Supper? Posted by: Jesus and a whole bunch of followers at July 28, 2010 11:52 PM (Vdyu3) You guys ever thought about maybe leaving a shekel or two for a tip? Posted by: Disgruntled Waiter at the Last Supper at July 28, 2010 11:54 PM (7ppar) 450 Cum Russia with Love. These are wretched jokes. Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 28, 2010 11:54 PM (TGmQa) 451 Goldfinger (what, what, in the butt). Moonraper Posted by: Blade of Olympus at July 28, 2010 11:54 PM (lYlMD) 452 And you took the Holy Grail with you. It wasn't supposed to be included. Posted by: Disgruntled Waiter at the Last Supper at July 28, 2010 11:55 PM (7ppar) 453 444 Dammit Editor, you suck. I hate sloppy seconds with the jokes. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 11:53 PM (9Lm5R) What ya expect, we're in a depression. Posted by: Journolist at July 28, 2010 11:55 PM (8EEyy) 454 I have a doucheanussnuggling assmonster at work who's a democrat delegate for colorado. When I pass him in the hall tomorrow I promise do dick-punch him. For you. Posted by: tangonine at July 28, 2010 11:55 PM (C8Pcc) 455 Circa, my son and I where trading "coolest guys alive" the other night. He led with Travis Pastrana and I led with Gibbons. It's that smirk when they come on stage. He's still having a good time--I like that. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:56 PM (NvFZs) 456 #445 She is a first rate opportunist and he is a pig. Strangely, both deserve each other. If the best relationships and marriages are built on lies, then strangely Bubba and Hil-dog have the best marriage evar! /Channeling Dr. House. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:56 PM (N9ZLq) 457 A View to Your Neighbor's Threesome Posted by: Editor at July 28, 2010 11:56 PM (YX6i/) 458 and work hard to avoid the news the rest of her life. Are you kidding? She's going to run for Congress. Count on it. Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 11:56 PM (Pm5H8) 459 do = to damn these energy drinks. Posted by: tangonine at July 28, 2010 11:56 PM (C8Pcc) 460 Tomorrow You'll Stop the Cries Posted by: Editor at July 28, 2010 11:58 PM (YX6i/) 461 BTW Bush spent 100k on Jenna's wedding. Heard that on Medved today. Chump change compared to the Wall Street power couple. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:58 PM (eT2Xz) 462 Dammit we aren't going to get to 500 by midnight! Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 11:58 PM (yLPXs) 463 452 And you took the Holy Grail with you. It wasn't supposed to be included. Then who put the Holy Grail into the Canyon of the Crescent Moon? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:59 PM (N9ZLq) 464 Re: Clinton wedding Just remember, no hate of an expensive wedding ever fed a hungry child. Posted by: BJ Clintus at July 28, 2010 11:59 PM (nnNfA) 465 Are you kidding? She's going to run for Congress. Count on it. No�she will get appointed to the Senate. If she wants a political life, she saw how Mommy did it, forcing an old man out and parachuting into a good situation. She is just going to get appointed to fill in the unexpired term of Chuckle Schummer when he finally gets muscled out by the Clinton machine in about 18 years. Princess isn�t going to go through the primary process. And, Congress, ugh, you have to run every 2 years. Princess ain�t gonna work that hard. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 28, 2010 11:59 PM (OWjjx) 466 Around the World is Not Enough Posted by: Editor at July 28, 2010 11:59 PM (YX6i/) 467 "You Only Lick Twice". Happened to me when I was 15. Horrible. Almost flipped my switch. Of course, being a teenage boy, went back to the tuna salad for another try. Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (aOKEC) 468 Delta, Are you trying to be a fuckhead or is it just sarcasm? Cus I could use a troll to abuse. Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (C8Pcc) 469 We Posted by: Rocks at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (yLPXs) 470 need Posted by: Rocks at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (yLPXs) 471 Then who put the Holy Grail into the Canyon of the Crescent Moon? JOOOOOOOSSSSSS Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (NvFZs) 472 to Posted by: Rocks at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (yLPXs) 473 ladies and gentlemen, what passes as soda here in the people's republic of portland. (on the plus side, it's overflowing with puns, and the target would be rolling over in his grave) Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (vHrCo) 474 The Clinton thing exposes how totally fucked our government is. He was as presidents go ok but he wasn't good enough to have people pay him $100 Million in the last ten years to come talk to them. The only reason he rakes in those fees is because he can get whatever company or foriegn goverment that hires him access to lawmakers who will give them money. Our money. Posted by: robtr at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (fwSHf) 475 get Posted by: Rocks at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (yLPXs) 476 Today's secret word is "supper." So whenever somebody says, "supper" scream real loud. Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (zEoAC) 477 Too late Posted by: Rocks at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (yLPXs) 478 Bush spent 100k on Jenna's wedding. Geez. Even that amount makes me fear for the future of the species. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:01 AM (9Lm5R) 479 Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp? Posted by: Disgruntled Waiter at the Last Supper at July 29, 2010 12:01 AM (7ppar) 480 I have a doucheanussnuggling assmonster at work who's a democrat delegate for colorado. When I pass him in the hall tomorrow I promise do dick-punch him. For you. Posted by: tangonine at July 28, 2010 11:55 PM (C8Pcc) It's a shame the stupid party has completely blown the gov race here. Hickenlooper is our next gov. Leave it to the GOP to screw up a sure thing. I still think Buck or Norton wins the senate race though. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 12:01 AM (eT2Xz) 481 Bush spent 100k on Jenna's wedding. The average cost of a wedding these days is $25k-30k. I can't imagine spending $1+ million for 300 guests. One of my cousins had 300 people at her wedding I'm pretty sure she didn't get anywhere near $1 mil. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:02 AM (gofDd) 482 Ok. The OTN Open Thread is dead. Off to clean my arsenal of assault weapons and plot evil racist things in the dark while chasing UFOs and covering my house in tin foil. Peace, monors. Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 12:03 AM (C8Pcc) 483 My sisters fixed the trailer up real nice for their weddings. We had Triscuits� and everything. No sireee, no generic brands for our little princesses. Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:03 AM (aOKEC) 484 #478 Geez. Even that amount makes me fear for the future of the species. Watch Idiocracy if you really want a scare about the future. Finally got to see it the other night. Holy damn... Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:03 AM (N9ZLq) 485 I came back and killed the ONT. sniffle Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:03 AM (gofDd) 486 Tommorow Knead Her Thighs. Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 29, 2010 12:03 AM (TGmQa) 487 ducks and runs on this one. Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 12:03 AM (nawRL) 488 I'm checking out, too. Punch a commie. And Fred Barnes if you get a chance. Good night, morons. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 29, 2010 12:04 AM (NvFZs) 489 The average cost of a wedding these days is $25k-30k. I can�t imagine spending that. Seriously, give the kids 20K, tell them to go the courthouse, invest the 20k and they will be far and away a lot better off. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 12:04 AM (OWjjx) 490 Watch Idiocracy if you really want a scare about the future. Brawndo - It's what plants crave! Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:04 AM (gofDd) 491 The proper cost of a wedding has been scientifically proven to equal the combined local cost of a pregnancy test, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a box of shotgun shells. Posted by: Alex at July 29, 2010 12:04 AM (K9+WM) 492 Delta, Are you trying to be a fuckhead or is it just sarcasm? Cus I could use a troll to abuse. Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (C8Pcc) Heh. No. 100k is chump change compared to what the Clintons are spending and not a hell of lot more than many run of the mill weddings. I assume you were refering to my Bush wedding comment? Check out what the Clintons are spending and you will see my comment was far from troll like. Thanks for the accusation though. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 12:04 AM (eT2Xz) 493 Clinton gets a break because Obama is sooo bad people look back fondly at 1992-2000. But both of them were so devoid of any class and dignity that it sickened me. Is it ever gonna be enough? Is it ever gonna be enough? Is it ever gonna be enough? Ooh, ooh More and more, more and more More and more, more and more And more and more, more and more More and more and more and more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYLjHhSOE7s Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2010 12:05 AM (bgcml) 494 I can�t imagine spending that. Seriously, give the kids 20K, tell them to go the courthouse, invest the 20k and they will be far and away a lot better off. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 12:04 AM (OWjjx) I gave both my girls that option. They both had beautiful weddings. Posted by: robtr at July 29, 2010 12:05 AM (fwSHf) 495 492 Delta, Are you trying to be a fuckhead or is it just sarcasm? Cus I could use a troll to abuse. Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (C8Pcc) Heh. No. 100k is chump change compared to what the Clintons are spending and not a hell of lot more than many run of the mill weddings. I assume you were refering to my Bush wedding comment? Check out what the Clintons are spending and you will see my comment was far from troll like. Thanks for the accusation though. It's why I asked, and didn't accuse. Reading comprehension FTW. Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 12:06 AM (C8Pcc) 496 Hickenlooper is our next gov. Leave it to the GOP to screw up a sure thing. I still think Buck or Norton wins the senate race though. Yea, I asked this morning on the Headline Thread what the hell was wrong with the GOP in Colorado�was it some sort of Tom Tancredo vs. whoever blood letting or what. I think Norton can win. Buck, however, has proven to have foot in mouth disease. And we really need Colorado. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 12:06 AM (OWjjx) 497 umm Mallamutt the Senate is a part of Congress and I don't think the House is beneath her she's got to establish her cred, dontcha know, so that she can be prez and fulfill mom's wish Posted by: chemjeff at July 29, 2010 12:07 AM (Pm5H8) 498 95) Posted by: RushBabe at July 28, 2010 10:17 PM (W8m8i) Thanks - I really needed that today (it shoulda come with a "Hanky" warning.....). Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 29, 2010 12:07 AM (H6+4d) 499 I can�t imagine spending that. Seriously, give the kids 20K, tell them to go the courthouse, invest the 20k and they will be far and away a lot better off. Part of it, depending on where you live, is venue. That's probably the most expensive part. Open bar is the second most expensive part. My cousin and his wife were trying to keep there's around $10-15k and ended up spending around $20k due to my aunt adding 20 extra guests to the list. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:07 AM (gofDd) 500 "You Only Lick Twice". Happened to me when I was 15. Horrible. Almost flipped my switch. Of course, being a teenage boy, went back to the tuna salad for another try. Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (aOKEC) You too? I had that happen at 17. I'm glad I dove back in for another try, I would've been missing out on so much all these years. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:07 AM (ASnld) 501 Watch Idiocracy if you really want a scare about the future. I have a problem with that movie actually. The issue is not, as the left (supposedly) used to believe that the dumb are reproducing and drowning out the intelligent. The issue is the content of our public thought, though I believe the genetics models seems to work there. Or more specifically, the problem isn't that the redneck moron's children are drowning out the smart couple's non-existent kids - it is actually that too many of those smart people have willingly decided to embrace idiocy in our society in the name of ideology. Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2010 12:09 AM (bgcml) 502 That lawn mower needs a counterweight to keep it steady. Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 29, 2010 12:10 AM (TGmQa) 503 Darling: Oh, James! I cannot find the words. Bond: Well let me try and enlarge your vocabulary. The Spy Who Loved Me at about 4:33 in the clip James is a fine, traditional name. An apt name for my son. Biblical even. Only he and I know the real reason behind his name. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2010 12:10 AM (2g2ex) 504 It's why I asked, and didn't accuse. Reading comprehension FTW. Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 12:06 AM (C8Pcc If you had it in the first place you wouldn't have had the question. Like the cut of your jib though generally. Yea, I asked this morning on the Headline Thread what the hell was wrong with the GOP in Colorado�was it some sort of Tom Tancredo vs. whoever blood letting or what. I think Norton can win. Buck, however, has proven to have foot in mouth disease. And we really need Colorado. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 12:06 AM (OWjjx) I've been back and forth for awhile but I'm leaning Buck at this point. He can win and I trust him more from a conservative perspective. I'd be happy with either though. Tancredo and 2 terrible gov candidates are making a mess of their race though. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 12:11 AM (eT2Xz) 505 You too? I had that happen at 17. I'm glad I dove back in for another try, I would've been missing out on so much all these years. After I threw up on it, the smell, taste, and texture improved a bit. I'm no fucking quitter, man! Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:12 AM (aOKEC) 506 OK - remember KSM? The terrorist that Atty. General "We're a nation of cowards" Eric Holder wants tried in a civilian court vs.a military tribunal? When Holder was asked about the presumption of innocence and the possibility of KSM's acquital in a civilian court, the brilliant AG replied, "Then we'll charge KSM for being here illegally." Guess we always have the illegal immigration gig to fall back on in trying terrorists in civil court. Meanwhile Rome West burns and Nero's on the View . . . his portugeuse water dog is flown on a G5 by a full bird colonel and cabin crew... while the band plays on. Posted by: Journolist at July 29, 2010 12:12 AM (8EEyy) 507 After I threw up on it, the smell, taste, and texture improved a bit. I'm no fucking quitter, man! Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:12 AM (aOKEC) I have no response for this...lol Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:14 AM (ASnld) 508 I'm Not shaving My Leg! Posted by: Poor Chelseaa Wedding at July 29, 2010 12:14 AM (FD2Ex) 509 I don't know what you guys are complaining about. My first time down there wasn't bad at all. In fact I enjoy giving far more than receiving (too sensitive and ticklish) Posted by: Alex at July 29, 2010 12:14 AM (K9+WM) 510 What's this goo? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2010 12:15 AM (2g2ex) 511 Is anyone else starting to think the world is sort of upside down. I mean people are saying out loud that the tea party people have it all wrong and the world, the country is against them. I said to one of my friends that the tea party people are the country and she told me "that's just what the media wants you to think, don't be fooled" and she really believed it, she really did. She also fully expects all the dems to maintain in control, to win their elections and the prez to "have at least two more terms,ccause he is "epic in every way". And my other friends agreed with her saying "i'm the one who is missing everything". Posted by: curious at July 29, 2010 12:16 AM (p302b) 512 In fact I enjoy giving far more than receiving How YOU doin'? Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:16 AM (gofDd) 513 umm Mallamutt the Senate is a part of Congress and I don't think the House is beneath her she's got to establish her cred, dontcha know, so that she can be prez and fulfill mom's wish House is a horrible way to become President. Last guy that did it was James Garfield. And that was roughly 130 years ago. And he wound up getting shot. And you still have to run every 2 years. And what was Mom�s cred when she got the NY Senate gig � First Lady and butchering the Health Care deal�..naw, Chelsea can do some public board type crap, think tank stuff, maybe some policy work. If she gets in, she will follow Mom�s path, shove someone out of the way and go straight to the Senate. And most people refer to the House of Representatives as �Congress�. The Senate is generally referred to as the �Senate�. It�s a terminology thing. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 12:16 AM (OWjjx) 514 Regarding words that must be eliminated, here are the results of the "meme" debate a couple days ago: Sanefellows (Co-captains: Tushar, and Masturbatin' Pete) 1. Masturbatin' Pete 2. Tushar 3. JackStraw 4. Rodney C. Johnson 5. Bot Shieffert 6. Jean 7. IllTemperedCur 8. progressoverpeace 9. Vic 10. Jaynie59 11. dudeinsantacruz 12. Dianna 13. Phil Jones (me) Numbcunts (co-losers: Jim in San Diego, and Ford Fuck You 500) 1. ace 2. 1970 Ford Fuck You 500 3. Jim in San Diego 4. nickless 5. Tom Servo 6. unknown jane 7. Ian S. 8. chemjeff (Also, playing for both teams: Jean) Posted by: PhilJones at July 29, 2010 12:18 AM (zzjM9) 515 Posted by: Alex at July 29, 2010 12:14 AM (K9+WM) Let me guess - you enjoy spooning and live in Michigan? Posted by: Editor at July 29, 2010 12:18 AM (YX6i/) 516 I guess i'm just a poor bastard, but i will offer my daughter 10 grand to do a justice of the "piece" wedding. She will probably decline and I will spent about 8 grand on an acual wedding. Posted by: BJ Clintus at July 29, 2010 12:18 AM (nnNfA) 517 OK, we have now gone off the track discussing our first time at the Tuna Taco bar. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 12:18 AM (OWjjx) 518 We're Still Here We're Still Dirty! Posted by: Alberta Oil Sands at July 29, 2010 12:18 AM (FD2Ex) 519 509 I don't know what you guys are complaining about. My first time down there wasn't bad at all. In fact I enjoy giving far more than receiving (too sensitive and ticklish). Ooookay. It's good you're not selfish, but ewww! /Never understood the oral thing. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:20 AM (N9ZLq) 520 Let me guess - you enjoy spooning and live in Michigan? Posted by: Editor at July 29, 2010 12:18 AM (YX6i/) Owwww�that is gonna leave a mark. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 12:20 AM (OWjjx) 521 Is anyone else starting to think the world is sort of upside down. I mean people are saying out loud that the tea party people have it all wrong and the world, the country is against them. Meh, in 1776 the world was pretty negative on that whole representative government thing too People who worry about "what the world thinks" don't think. Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2010 12:20 AM (bgcml) 522 If she gets in, she will follow Mom�s path, shove someone out of the way and go straight to the Senate. And, like Mom, she'll probably carpetbag into a safely blue state to set herself up for the inevitable Senate seat. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:20 AM (9Lm5R) 523 In fact I enjoy giving far more than receiving You, sir, must have a penis for tongue then. Hard to believe, but I won't doubt a man. You're a giver, I get it. I love the holiest of holies, too. I'll set up camp if need be, but I don't enjoy anything more than I do a blow job. Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:21 AM (aOKEC) 524 I love the holiest of holies, too. I'll set up camp if need be, but I don't enjoy anything more than I do a blow job. You sir, are a man after my own heart. Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at July 29, 2010 12:22 AM (OWjjx) 525 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:20 AM (9Lm5R) I still don't understand how she got elected in NY....too many people denied voting for her and too many people were shocked when she won. Posted by: curious at July 29, 2010 12:22 AM (p302b) 526 As a friendly hint, don't accept an offer from gator for a firm , manly, handshake. Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2010 12:22 AM (bgcml) 527 okay i'm calling it a nite g'night Posted by: chemjeff at July 29, 2010 12:22 AM (Pm5H8) 528 Dude said he was too ticklish down there!! What?!?!?! Posted by: Editor at July 29, 2010 12:23 AM (YX6i/) 529 Posted by: PhilJones at July 29, 2010 12:18 AM (zzjM9) There was a contest on that thread? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:23 AM (9Lm5R) 530 501 I have a problem with that movie actually. The issue is not, as the left (supposedly) used to believe that the dumb are reproducing and drowning out the intelligent. The issue is the content of our public thought, though I believe the genetics models seems to work there. Or more specifically, the problem isn't that the redneck moron's children are drowning out the smart couple's non-existent kids - it is actually that too many of those smart people have willingly decided to embrace idiocy in our society in the name of ideology. No argument there. But I'm going to channel Steyn and say that the bigger threat than these smart people embracing idiocy in the name of ideology is that demographically, the trend is against the West (maybe with the US as the only hold out), and for the Muslim world. Remember, the future belongs to those who show up. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:23 AM (N9ZLq) 531 Let me guess - you enjoy spooning and live in Michigan? Nah. Your sister prefers when we meet at the Holiday Inn near her place. Posted by: Alex at July 29, 2010 12:23 AM (K9+WM) 532 522 If she gets in, she will follow Mom�s path, shove someone out of the way and go straight to the Senate. And, like Mom, she'll probably carpetbag into a safely blue state to set herself up for the inevitable Senate seat. But first, she'll have to prove her "worth" by getting at least 100k by selling cattle futures. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:25 AM (N9ZLq) 533 Barrack Obama, I Need A Second Wife! Posted by: I'm In Love With Your Daughter at July 29, 2010 12:25 AM (FD2Ex) 534 After I threw up on it, the smell, taste, and texture improved a bit. I'm no fucking quitter, man! Damn, i get here late after sleeping off a migraine and jump to the end and find whuuuuuttttt?????? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:25 AM (a2f8R) 535 I love the holiest of holies, too. I'll set up camp if need be, but I don't enjoy anything more than I do a blow job. Hellllooo sailor!!!! Posted by: Bawney Franks at July 29, 2010 12:25 AM (OWjjx) 536 You, sir, must have a penis for tongue then. Hard to believe, but I won't doubt a man. You're a giver, I get it. I love the holiest of holies, too. I'll set up camp if need be, but I don't enjoy anything more than I do a blow job. I wasn't trying to brag, it actually (pardon my choice of words) sucks. The last girl went down like it had the antidote, and I nearly kicked her in the head. Posted by: Alex at July 29, 2010 12:26 AM (K9+WM) 537 But first, she'll have to prove her "worth" by getting at least 100k by selling cattle futures. Well, Princess is working for a hedge fund at the moment, right? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:26 AM (9Lm5R) 538 night chemjeff. 528 Dude said he was too ticklish down there!! Editor, you know there's bundles of nerves down there, right? Pretty sensitive too. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:26 AM (N9ZLq) 539 I remember the Mold-O-Rama at Disneyland when I was four or five. I also remember the mouse-in-a-bubble double balloons. Ah, good times. Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 12:26 AM (5UP6n) 540 /Never understood the oral thing. Ask the BOO to fill you in. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:27 AM (a2f8R) 541 509 I don't know what you guys are complaining about. My first time down there wasn't bad at all. In fact I enjoy giving far more than receiving (too sensitive and ticklish) Posted by: Alex at July 29, 2010 12:14 AM (K9+WM) Oh, I'm not complaining about it now. The first time though....she uh...it uh....well, it wasn't so pleasant. I'm one of those who would rather give than receive too. Only I'm not ticklish, I just enjoy the hell out of it. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:27 AM (ASnld) 542 Me thinks that I'm getting TMI on the ONT. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 12:27 AM (nnNfA) 543 I wasn't trying to brag, it actually (pardon my choice of words) sucks. The last girl went down like it had the antidote, and I nearly kicked her in the head. Posted by: Alex at July 29, 2010 12:26 AM (K9+WM) Man, this story sounds so familiar? Posted by: Editor at July 29, 2010 12:28 AM (YX6i/) 544 I'm thinking a ticklish penis is a bit of a birth defect. But, just maybe it's a wonderful evolutionary step, and a masterful ploy to get girls to touch it. Gives new meaning to the phrase 'goochi, goochi.....gooo!' Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:28 AM (aOKEC) 545 I love the holiest of holies, too. I'll set up camp if need be, but I don't enjoy anything more than I do a blow job. Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:21 AM (aOKEC). it might not be just a Southern thang.............. i think we all can agree on that. Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 12:28 AM (nawRL) 546 540 /Never understood the oral thing. Ask the BOO to fill you in. The love the Blade of Olympus and I share transcends the physical. The heat of battle and the slaying of many foes is what we crave. When decadence can slay a Titan, let me know. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:29 AM (N9ZLq) 547 Me thinks that I'm getting TMI on the ONT. Son of 1500+ Memorial Day ONT, here we come!!!! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:29 AM (9Lm5R) 548 Will Bill Let This Happ'n? Will Hillary Stop The War? Contain The "miss understood". Forget The Czars.............. I Need Wives! Posted by: I'm In Love With Your Daughter at July 29, 2010 12:29 AM (FD2Ex) 549 Editor, you know there's bundles of nerves down there, right? Pretty sensitive too. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:26 AM (N9ZLq) Uh, yeah, I'M AWARE!!! Kinda my point. Posted by: Editor at July 29, 2010 12:29 AM (YX6i/) 550 Hey guys, I can't sleep. What are we all discussing tonight? Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:30 AM (+lQUH) 551 (maybe with the US as the only hold out), and for the Muslim world. Remember, the future belongs to those who show up. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:23 AM (N9ZLq) The only reason we're at replacement level (barely) is the Hispanic influx. Other than that, we're screwed too. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:30 AM (ASnld) 552 OK, we have now gone off the track discussing our first time at the Tuna Taco bar. Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 12:18 AM (OWjjx) I remember my first try at that too. Holy hell! I ended up in the hospital having lost 4 teeth, needing nearly 25 stitches on my tongue, dislocating my jaw, and nearly asphyxiating from the fumes. _{Now when I'm in the mood for "giving" I turn to Indian actors.} Posted by: Barry... er, uh, just Barry for anonymity sake at July 29, 2010 12:30 AM (lYlMD) 553 Cyndi Lauper has quite a vocal range of 4 octaves -- but she needs to fire her hairdresser. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2010 12:31 AM (h0RtZ) 554 Hey guys, I can't sleep. What are we all discussing tonight? Ticklish Penii and unclean girls... Posted by: Alex at July 29, 2010 12:31 AM (K9+WM) 555 What are we all discussing tonight? The guys are weighing in on oral sex. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:32 AM (a2f8R) 556 Hey guys, I can't sleep. What are we all discussing tonight? Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:30 AM (+lQUH) Pretty boring, clean night tonight. Country singers, crappy words, and weddings. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 12:32 AM (eT2Xz) 557 Cyndi Lauper has quite a vocal range of 4 octaves -- but she needs to fire her hairdresser. The lobotomy didn't help either. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:32 AM (9Lm5R) 558 Tiger Used To Say ...... "Fuck It Let's Go To IHOP" We We We ' Uped. Posted by: The 3 Wood Cover at July 29, 2010 12:32 AM (FD2Ex) 559 550 Hey guys, I can't sleep. What are we all discussing tonight? Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:30 AM (+lQUH) Our love of oral sex, and whether it's better to give than receive. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:32 AM (ASnld) 560 Son of 1500+ Memorial Day ONT, here we come!!!! I guess, I think I'm glad I missed that one. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 12:32 AM (nnNfA) 561 550 Hey guys, I can't sleep. What are we all discussing tonight? Oh boy, you came in at an..interesting time. BTW, how's your vampire friend? How's her "search" for a more robust source of human blood i.e prey? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:32 AM (N9ZLq) 562 381 @377^{: I hear Chelsea listed a silver plated humidor on her Macy's Bridal Registry} ^{Posted by: CoolCzech} Ha Ha. I will have you know that I am registered at Southern States for a feed bag. Posted by: Princess Seabiscuit at July 29, 2010 12:32 AM (Vol3D) 563 The guys are weighing in on oral sex. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:32 AM (a2f8R) Oh yeah, and that. Still, pretty clean night tonight. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 12:33 AM (eT2Xz) 564 #559 Our love of oral sex, and whether it's better to give than receive. What's to love about it? Enjoy the herpes! Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:34 AM (N9ZLq) 565 The Last Word on oral: Enthusiasm beats technique any day of the week. Because only one of them can be learned. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:34 AM (9Lm5R) 566 Hi, Sassy! How are you? I haven't seen you in awhile. I also remember the mouse-in-a-bubble double balloons. They still have the double balloon in a balloons. Now they have a light in them and flicker at night. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:35 AM (gofDd) 567 Yeah, I guess I did enter the room at an interesting time... Kratos, I guess she's fine, although she's very moody and irritable lately, so I've tried my best to stay away from her. The last time I spoke with her, she yelled at me for no good reason, so I just said "goodbye" and hung up. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:35 AM (+lQUH) 568 reads thread.... tests to see if penis is ticklish....... tests some more...... tests some more..... opens up tab of pron.... tests some more..... done...Yeah, it's ticklish. Posted by: Martha Stewart's left nipple at July 29, 2010 12:35 AM (xGtpV) 569 At 15 and inexperienced, the topography was daunting in those pre-internet days. Playboy just started to show pubes for crying out loud. I had heard of some kind of magic button but damned if I could find it. For all the fumbling, all she ever said was, "that feels nice." Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2010 12:35 AM (2g2ex) 570 Every thing important in life I learned from my dad. Posted by: Chelsea's DSLs at July 29, 2010 12:35 AM (h0RtZ) 571 our first time at the Tuna Taco bar. her name was Cindy........ and she had a great Tuna Taco........... Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 12:36 AM (nawRL) 572 Herpes?! Thats for the dummies that let the valurite goggles take over. If you don't sleep with the hobos before you kill them, its not gonna happen. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:36 AM (a2f8R) 573 it might not be just a Southern thang.............. i think we all can agree on that. Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 12:28 AM (nawRL) But being Southern really helps. Everything goes better with Coke! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2010 12:37 AM (2g2ex) 574 Hi Rum. I was here the other night - maybe it was Sunday or Monday, for a little bit. How are you? Are you enjoying the job? Anything new and exciting going on in your life? Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:37 AM (+lQUH) 575 #567 Kratos, I guess she's fine, although she's very moody and irritable lately, so I've tried my best to stay away from her. The last time I spoke with her, she yelled at me for no good reason, so I just said "goodbye" and hung up. Awww, perhaps her supply of human male blood food has been depleted? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:37 AM (N9ZLq) 576 Can't sleep either. Selling out my North Dakota oil acreage tomorrow, if the deal goes through and I'm a nervous wreck. These big oil companies are really tough negotiators. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (mY03/) 577 Enthusiasm beats technique any day of the week. Because only one of them can be learned. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:34 AM (9Lm5R) Also, pay attention to the signals. You'll know if you're doing it right, or not. When you're doing it right, do more of it. When not, try something else. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (ASnld) 578 Posted by: IllTemperedCur There was a contest on that thread? No, the contest was in my head. But those are the results. And I think "meme" had the most discussion; except maybe for "daresay" for some reason. I like daresay. Besides, why care whether the contest was real? You were on the winning side and not a numb cunt. Posted by: PhilJones at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (zzjM9) 579 Ask the BOO to fill you in. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:27 AM (a2f8R) _{Whoa, whoa, whoa, quiet down there, bebe. I leave that stuff to my goomah, thank you very much.} Posted by: Blade of Olympus at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (lYlMD) 580 Are the guys here really talking about the first time they've given oral to a gal? Really, guys? This truly is making its way to Son of Memorial Day Thread. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (+lQUH) 581 For the record, peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches are delicious. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (FHtH2) 582 Bitch stay out of my field. Posted by: Jolie's DSLs at July 29, 2010 12:39 AM (h0RtZ) 583 Selling out my North Dakota oil acreage tomorrow, if the deal goes through and I'm a nervous wreck. These big oil companies are really tough negotiators. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (mY03/) Good Luck! Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:39 AM (ASnld) 584 I'm faded. Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at July 29, 2010 12:39 AM (eT2Xz) 585 Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:37 AM (+lQUH) The job's okay. I'm still pretty confused about everything, but I don't feel like such a newbie anymore. Going on vacation to Disney World soon. I'm actually really excited even though we were just there in January. I'm even more excited that it's not going to be 20 degrees when we're there. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:39 AM (gofDd) 586 TexasJew, I hope you strike it rich. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 12:40 AM (nnNfA) 587 Ahh, I see I got back just in time. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:40 AM (FHtH2) 588 Hi TJ. Good luck with the sale tomorrow! Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:40 AM (+lQUH) 589 Well, GOODnight. Posted by: Trimegistus at July 29, 2010 12:40 AM (CHOQF) 590 I'm Actually More Of A Utility Club. Posted by: 7 Wood Cover. at July 29, 2010 12:40 AM (FD2Ex) 591 its all cokes here. no soda or pop. Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 12:41 AM (nawRL) 592 For the record, peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches are delicious. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (FHtH2) I've always liked them at supper time. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 12:41 AM (eT2Xz) 593 Have a wonderful time, Rum! I know it was crazy cold the last time you went. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:41 AM (+lQUH) 594 32 I don't mind a draft - as long as every single leftist and D politician's kid is required to serve first. On the front lines. The last time we had a draft they were always the very first to get deferments, if they didn't just run to Canada. This time would be no different. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 09:58 PM (FHtH2) The real problem with the draft in this day and age is you can't afford to take everyone, which means the people who actually get picked to go are gonna be angry about it. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 29, 2010 12:42 AM (XIXhw) 595 ....speaking of crazy threads, is anyone still contributing comments to the infamous "Banhammer" thread? Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:42 AM (+lQUH) 596 580 Are the guys here really talking about the first time they've given oral to a gal? Really, guys? This truly is making its way to Son of Memorial Day Thread. It's true, alas. I'm glad I missed that fountain of decadence. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:43 AM (N9ZLq) 597 I've always liked them at supper time. head pounds with rage Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:43 AM (FHtH2) 598 For the record, peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches are delicious. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (FHtH2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2010 12:43 AM (bgcml) 599 596 - Kratos, you weren't part of that thread last year? Ahh, good times... Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:43 AM (+lQUH) 600 Can't sleep either. Selling out my North Dakota oil acreage tomorrow, if the deal goes through and I'm a nervous wreck. These big oil companies are really tough negotiators. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (mY03/) Good luck. Going on vacation to Disney World soon. I'm actually really excited even though we were just there in January. I'm even more excited that it's not going to be 20 degrees when we're there. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:39 AM (gofDd) If it's a weekend, and you promise not to steal whats left of my soul, I might come down and stalk join you. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 12:44 AM (eT2Xz) 601 I Hate All The Other Head Covers. They Are Week. It's Fun To Be Warm & Dry. Posted by: 7 Wood Cover. at July 29, 2010 12:44 AM (FD2Ex) 602 If there is one thing I learned in life, it is: I don't know shit. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2010 12:44 AM (h0RtZ) 603 20 degrees ?????? are you sure about that? Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (nawRL) 604 head pounds with rage Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:43 AM (FHtH2 Chill brah. Could be worse. Posted by: James A. Garfield at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (eT2Xz) 605 Our love of oral sex, and whether it's better to give than receive. Think of it as an investment. _{(I know, I know, but go for it anyway)} Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (FHtH2) 606 Supper is a late afternoon meal, dinner is the late afternoon or early evening meal. When you're a teenage male, those are prelude to the bedtime snack. Of 1000 calories or so. I'm so glad my appetite is slowed down in my doddering age. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (ASnld) 607 #579 _{Whoa, whoa, whoa, quiet down there, bebe. I leave that stuff to my goomah, thank you very much.} You were never this talkative when I needed you to be. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (N9ZLq) 608 Going on vacation to Disney World soon Rum, did you get that new annual pass thats for the land and the world? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (a2f8R) 609 And that's why tuna makes me sad. Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (aOKEC) 610 Lucky # 7. Posted by: 7 Wood Cover. at July 29, 2010 12:46 AM (FD2Ex) 611 599 596 - Kratos, you weren't part of that thread last year? Ahh, good times... Not that I recall, but I might have bailed before it got...interesting. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:46 AM (N9ZLq) 612 Open bar is the second most expensive part. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:07 AM You have to figure as Democrats that the entire Kennedy clan is on the guest list. Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2010 12:46 AM (vdfwz) 613 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2010 12:43 AM (bgcml) Hallucinogenic, but delicious. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:47 AM (FHtH2) 614 I don't mind a draft - as long as every single leftist and D politician's kid is required to serve first. On the front lines. I would argue that there is a serious moral issue with a draft baring an absolute neccessity. Yes, facing a serious global war, I can agree with. But a draft merely because the government wants free labor? There is a word for that, and it is not a good one. Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2010 12:47 AM (bgcml) 615 Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:40 AM (+lQUH) Thanks! On Saturday, they announced a huge 2000 barrel of oil per day discovery only 500' from my southern lease line, and we're getting 5 calls a day from different companies. It's the biggest drilling boom in over a decade, and some of these frms are existing the Gulf. One is BP's main partner down there, but I can't mention the name. I just want to get the hell out of the way before they start sending my partner and me $7 million-plus dollar drilling bills as working interest partners. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 12:47 AM (mY03/) 616 Your souls alla belonga me. Posted by: Rum fueled catastrophe at July 29, 2010 12:47 AM (h0RtZ) 617 Kratos: I'm rather old and kind of prudish, (is that a word?) but do you really believe what you type or is that just a front? Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 12:48 AM (nnNfA) 618 611 - yeah, this year's "reunion" of that thread was meh in comparison. Us oldtimers really knew how to stir up shit. When you've got the co-bloggers bitching and in an uproar, that's when you know you've hit a nerve. ;-) Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:48 AM (+lQUH) 619 Chill brah. Could be worse. Posted by: James A. Garfield at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (eT2Xz) Tell me about it. Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at July 29, 2010 12:48 AM (FHtH2) 620 Think of it as an investment. _{(I know, I know, but go for it anyway)} Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (FHtH2) I'd better leave it alone. Don't want to get a tongue lashing. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:48 AM (ASnld) 621 Would it be impolite to ask the Kennedys to bring their own barrel of Chivas? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2010 12:48 AM (2g2ex) 622 #614 I would argue that there is a serious moral issue with a draft baring an absolute neccessity. Yes, facing a serious global war, I can agree with. But a draft merely because the government wants free labor? There is a word for that, and it is not a good one. Does it start with "S" and end with "lavery"? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:49 AM (N9ZLq) 623 617 - he believes it. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:49 AM (+lQUH) 624 Break out the microscopes I'm coming through. Posted by: PBHO's brain at July 29, 2010 12:49 AM (h0RtZ) 625 If it's a weekend, and you promise not to steal whats left of my soul, I might come down and stalk join you. Email me via the Yahoo group and I'll let you know. I will be there over a weekend. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:51 AM (gofDd) 626 I'm rather old and kind of prudish, (is that a word?) but do you really believe what you type or is that just a front? I am convinced that it is a front. The most brilliant and awesomely consistent Internet persona ever created. Kratos, hats off. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:51 AM (FHtH2) 627 #617 I'm rather old and kind of prudish, (is that a word?) but do you really believe what you type or is that just a front? Ahahahahahaha! You're speaking to some dude who channels video game character that goes around killing the members of the Greek pantheon. Why would I lie or exaggerate about anything else? /Seriously, lust isn't my sin. In fact, I can find better things to do in the 20 femtoseconds that would it take to engage in it, . Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:52 AM (N9ZLq) 628 Tell me about it. Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at July 29, 2010 12:48 AM (FHtH2) True dat. Took a strong man in 1980 to end this curse! Posted by: Every President elected in a year ending with 0 1840 to 1960 at July 29, 2010 12:52 AM (eT2Xz) 629 Default Win # 666.!? Watch How I Do This People! Know One Belives This, Not That I Know. Watch Me Sink This Putt! I Learned That On This website! He's Got a Foot Wedge! Posted by: 7 Wood Cover. at July 29, 2010 12:52 AM (FD2Ex) 630 You have to figure as Democrats that the entire Kennedy clan is on the guest list. Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2010 12:46 AM (vdfwz) send the bill to Marco Island........... from RF......... they will know who its from. Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 12:52 AM (nawRL) 631 Try Me first! Posted by: Slut Diver's Perky Tits at July 29, 2010 12:52 AM (h0RtZ) 632 Coming late to the table, I feel compelled to point out that one does, indeed, sup. Originally it meant to eat liquid or semi-liquid food -- like soup -- in spoonfuls or sips. And over time, it came to mean eating the evening meal, probably because the main meal came at midday and the evening meal was more likely to be soup, stew or porridge, on which one would sup. Lunch, on the other hand, used to mean strictly luncheon -- a formal meal for entertaining. Seems that over the years, the meanings have muddled in the USA: lunch is the informal, ordinary midday meal, a luncheon is still a formal entertainment, and dinner is only the midday meal in some regional dialects. Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 12:52 AM (5UP6n) 633 618 611 - yeah, this year's "reunion" of that thread was meh in comparison. Us oldtimers really knew how to stir up shit. When you've got the co-bloggers bitching and in an uproar, that's when you know you've hit a nerve. ;-) Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:48 AM (+lQUH) Sassy - what was it over? Posted by: Journolist at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (8EEyy) 634 Don't want to get a tongue lashing. Wait, what? You said you liked thats. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (a2f8R) 635 Yeah, I'm pretty sure Kratos has had more tuna than a Great White at Guadalupe Island. Posted by: Editor at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (YX6i/) 636 Bebe - no but one of my cousins did. I don't know if he used it or not yet. I was thinking about it. I think it's like $700 or something. But I figure one week might cover most of it, since it includes parking and food discounts. Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2010 12:47 AM (bgcml) I'm actually against a draft because you get people there who don't want to be there and won't fight to their best ability no matter what. Like you said, barring a huge war a la WWI or WWII, I don't think a draft is a good idea. But Israel requires 2 years of military service when you turn 18. shrug Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (gofDd) 637 I'm so horny! Posted by: Slut Diver's Perky Tits at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (h0RtZ) 638 You were never this talkative when I needed you to be. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (N9ZLq) Well, you were always so wrapped up in your work smiting Olympians and all. Never any time for "decadence". But, since they're all gone and we've grown apart, there's a lot I've discovered about myself. I've got to move on. I don't want to find sometime down the road that I'm writing sappy, sobbing, scrolls to lost loves who've made new lives with another. Posted by: Blade of Olympus at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (lYlMD) 639 #626 I am convinced that it is a front. The most brilliant and awesomely consistent Internet persona ever created. Kratos, hats off. Believe what you wish, but know I'm not that creative. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (N9ZLq) 640 Email me via the Yahoo group and I'll let you know. I will be there over a weekend. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:51 AM (gofDd) Will do. (you can't steal souls via email right?) Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (eT2Xz) 641 Who is this 7 Wood Cover???????? Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (+lQUH) 642 Besides, why care whether the contest was real? You were on the winning side and not a numb cunt. Well, if I'd have known that there was a contest, I doubt I'd have done so well...if you can call it that. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:54 AM (9Lm5R) 643 Freee range skiuting si allowesesd Posted by: Slut Diver's Perky Tits at July 29, 2010 12:55 AM (h0RtZ) 644 I'm In Charge!? Posted by: POWER CORP. at July 29, 2010 12:55 AM (FD2Ex) 645 Does it start with "S" and end with "lavery"? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:49 AM (N9ZLq) I was going with serfdom. Which seems more and more the model the left wants. And I guess it does indeed mesh with their love for all things European. Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2010 12:55 AM (bgcml) 646 (you can't steal souls via email right?) No, of course not. gets soul stealing net ready Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:55 AM (gofDd) 647 RUM lamle fafalmissee Posted by: Slut Diver's Perky Tits at July 29, 2010 12:56 AM (h0RtZ) 648 Ahhh Journolist...Go back and read last year's Memorial Day thread. Then read some of the threads that followed in the days afterward. Most of the bloggers were probably partying over the Memorial Day weekend, because that ONT went on for a day and a half it seemed without any new thread topics. But we all got tongue lashings. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:56 AM (+lQUH) 649 Posted by: Slut Diver's Perky Tits at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (h0RtZ) But I thought that Ashley Judd was the one with perky tits. This is disconcerting. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 12:56 AM (mY03/) 650 Wait, what? You said you liked thats. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (a2f8R) I said I like to give one... Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:56 AM (ASnld) 651 I can honestly say that Kratos' anti-decadence crusade is not a front. He is very committed to it, even in real life. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:56 AM (gofDd) 652 #640 (you can't steal souls via email right?) Well...just tread lightly. If cycles can be synchronized via the Internet, it might be possible for others to steal spiritual essences through the Internet as well. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:56 AM (N9ZLq) 653 Refferences Upon Request. Look Up Maurice Strong. He & Al Gore Own Global Warming. Posted by: POWER CORP. at July 29, 2010 12:57 AM (FD2Ex) 654 it might be possible for others to steal spiritual essences through the Internet as well. Like yours? Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:57 AM (gofDd) 655 wtr, you suck..... Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (eT2Xz) 656 I can honestly say that Kratos' anti-decadence crusade is not a front. He is very committed to it, even in real life. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:56 AM (gofDd) So you tried. God love ya. Posted by: Editor at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (YX6i/) 657 612 _{^{Open bar is the second most expensive part. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:07 AM}} ^{You have to figure as Democrats that the entire Kennedy clan is on the guest list.} ^{Posted by: kbdabear} If Princess Caroline is invited there better be a Vicodin bar. Posted by: MrCaniac at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (Vol3D) 658 Suppertime! Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (5UP6n) 659 gets soul stealing net ready There's a certain serenity when rum already has your soul packed away in her toy box. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (9Lm5R) 660 gets soul stealing net ready Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:55 AM (gofDd) Is a soul stealing net supposed to have mermaids and dolphins on it? Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (bgcml) 661 Watching In the Shadow of the Moon. Love space stuff. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (ASnld) 662 #650 I said I like to give one... So you're a cunning linguist, bikermailman? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (N9ZLq) 663 Vicodin Posted by: MrCaniac at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (Vol3D) 664 evil? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (9Lm5R) 665 Damn, way off....wtr...you still suck.... Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (eT2Xz) 666 Hey by the way, where's Logprof? He's been absent for a while. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (+lQUH) 667 now? Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (ASnld) 668 Hah! Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (5UP6n) 669 e Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (eT2Xz) 670 soul block! Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (N9ZLq) 671 aaargh Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (9Lm5R) 672 ORAL PARTY!!!!!!!!! Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (aOKEC) 673 Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (gofDd) 674 He & Al Gore Own Global Warming. Posted by: POWER CORP. at July 29, 2010 12:57 AM (FD2Ex) Hey...look over here... Posted by: James Hansen at July 29, 2010 12:59 AM (bgcml) 675 Wow - it wasn't even intended. yay. I get to steal souls tonight. laughs evily Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:59 AM (+lQUH) 676 So you're a cunning linguist, bikermailman? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (N9ZLq) Wise man say: It's better to be a cunning linguist than a master debater. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 12:59 AM (ASnld) 677 Kratos: I googled "femtoseconds" and got a computer virus that I cannot get rid of. Shame on you. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 12:59 AM (nnNfA) 678 Is a soul stealing net supposed to have mermaids and dolphins on it? Mine does! Gotta problem with that? Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:59 AM (gofDd) 679 #654 Like yours? Remember, gingers don't have souls. Can't steal what isn't there. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:59 AM (N9ZLq) 680 Close but no Monica.....oh well.... Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:00 AM (eT2Xz) 681 I said I like to give one... oooh, too bad since i'm not "allergic" to that thang like some women. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:00 AM (a2f8R) 682 Mine does! Gotta problem with that? Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:59 AM (gofDd) I know what rum's panties look like now. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:00 AM (ASnld) 683 #676 Wise man say: It's better to be a cunning linguist than a master debater. But if one wanted to wield the Blades of Exile, the latter is much preferred. Builds up forearm strength. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:01 AM (N9ZLq) 684 oooh, too bad since i'm not "allergic" to that thang like some women. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:00 AM (a2f8R) Never said I didn't like to receive... Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:01 AM (ASnld) 685 But if one wanted to wield the Blades of Exile, the latter is much preferred. Builds up forearm strength. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:01 AM (N9ZLq) I always had Popeye forearms. Just sayin' Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:02 AM (ASnld) 686 #677 I googled "femtoseconds" and got a computer virus that I cannot get rid of. Shame on you. lol, wow! Should have learned your metric prefixes in high school. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:02 AM (N9ZLq) 687 Sir Golfsalot and the Wookie weren't invited to the Princess' wedding: http://tinyurl.com/37zwq3p NOBODY likes that man....... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 29, 2010 01:02 AM (H6+4d) 688 First......... damn it, missed again.......... Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 01:03 AM (nawRL) 689 Anyone going to DC on the 28th? Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:03 AM (eT2Xz) 690 #685 I always had Popeye forearms. Just sayin'. It's good to be a multi-talented man. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:03 AM (N9ZLq) 691 So what is this thread going now, the Food Channel's annual edible panties review? Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:04 AM (mY03/) 692 689 Anyone going to DC on the 28th? What's then? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:04 AM (N9ZLq) 693 648 Ahhh Journolist...Go back and read last year's Memorial Day thread. Then read some of the threads that followed in the days afterward. Most of the bloggers were probably partying over the Memorial Day weekend, because that ONT went on for a day and a half it seemed without any new thread topics. But we all got tongue lashings. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:56 AM (+lQUH) Sassy . . . thanks. I'll check it out. Sounds like it was even 10 times more heated than Ace on the Sherrod thread with Herr and Merv. couple days ago. Posted by: Journolist at July 29, 2010 01:04 AM (8EEyy) 694 Of course readers of the ONT know that I'm very much a descriptivist when it comes to English. That's what I keep trying to tell everyone! Like I always say, Maet is a descriptivist when it comes to English. What about this is so fucking hard for you people to understand? Posted by: Deety (future smuggler of incandescant light-bulbs) at July 29, 2010 01:04 AM (aVzyR) 695 Anyone going to DC on the 28th? Maybe delta. its gonna be last minute though, as my dad finishes chemo that week. if it goes well i probably will Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:05 AM (a2f8R) 696 Sounds like it was even 10 times more heated than Ace on the Sherrod thread with Herr and Merv. couple days ago. You have no idea. Make sure you put on a haz mat suit. I'm not joking. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:05 AM (gofDd) 697 Sounds like it was even 10 times more heated than Ace on the Sherrod thread with Herr and Merv. couple days ago. It was heated all right.....but not quite in the same fashion. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 01:06 AM (9Lm5R) 698 Sir Golfsalot and the Wookie weren't invited to the Princess' wedding: have any names leaked yet on the "friends of bill" list that have been left out? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:06 AM (a2f8R) 699 675 Wow - it wasn't even intended. yay. I get to steal souls tonight. laughs evily Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:59 AM (+lQUH) Actually, all you get is 40% off the Thunder Mountain ride at Disney World. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:07 AM (mY03/) 700 Journolist - it was vile, vulgar and lewd. It was not political in any way. Yes, we had a troll on there who probably needled us a bit more, but it was vulgar and lewd and it lives on in infamy. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:08 AM (+lQUH) 701 I'm Gonna Go Crack Another! Posted by: Alberta Oil Sands at July 29, 2010 01:08 AM (FD2Ex) 702 #699 Actually, all you get is 40% off the Thunder Mountain ride at Disney World. And that plus 5 dollars gets you a small latte at Starsmucks. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:09 AM (N9ZLq) 703 it was vile, vulgar and lewd. Yes it was. But enough about it's good points. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 01:10 AM (9Lm5R) 704 Maybe delta. its gonna be last minute though, as my dad finishes chemo that week. if it goes well i probably will Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:05 AM (a2f8R) I'm sorry he's going through that. Sorry for you too...hope all goes well! Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:10 AM (ASnld) 705 699 - Damn! Rum gets all the fun with her soul-stealing ways. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:10 AM (+lQUH) 706 So who's hungry? I'm starving, as usual. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:11 AM (+lQUH) 707 i taked so much old southern shit on that thread the other day.......... im lost for words....... my southern mojo is gone..............help me Lord........... Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 01:11 AM (nawRL) 708 I'm pretty sure Herr Olbermann has had one of these... http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38426680/ns/today-foodwine/ Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2010 01:11 AM (bgcml) 709 What's then? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:04 AM (N9ZLq) Thr Beck deal at the Lincoln Memorial. Maybe delta. its gonna be last minute though, as my dad finishes chemo that week. if it goes well i probably will Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:05 AM (a2f8R) Well, for obvious reasons, I hope you go. Prayers to your dad. I'm last minute as well, but I'm pretty sure I can make it. Hanging out with 100k or more people who are like minded can be a pretty good time. Even when taking to the streets and protesting isn't exactly your thing. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:12 AM (eT2Xz) 710 703 - I don't think I even contributed that much to that thread but it was fun to sit back and watch as people admitted things that you might only admit to your significant other. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:12 AM (+lQUH) 711 706 So who's hungry? I'm starving, as usual. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:11 AM (+lQUH) Just finished the other half of a subway, munching on some cheddar and sour cream lays. mmmmmm Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:12 AM (ASnld) 712 hope all goes well! thanks biker. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:13 AM (a2f8R) 713 Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:11 AM (+lQUH) Sigh. I can't go back to my old food haunts in Juarez now, since there's a 50-50 chance now I'll have my head blown off. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:13 AM (mY03/) 714 Just finished the other half of a subway, munching on some cheddar and sour cream lays. mmmmmm Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:12 AM (ASnld) I love subways! Almost as much as delivery trucks. Posted by: Godzilla at July 29, 2010 01:13 AM (bgcml) 715 So who's hungry? I'm starving, as usual. I just had a Stouffer's spaghetti and meatballs microwave dinner. It wasn't as tasty as I remember. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:14 AM (gofDd) 716 So who's hungry? I'm starving, as usual. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:11 AM (+lQUH) I'll say it again: Suppertime! Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 01:14 AM (5UP6n) 717 711 - well, I'm not hungry for Subway - ever. I just don't like the sandwiches. I could go for the cheddar and sour cream Lays dipped in sour cream, though. But I really crave is a delicious patty melt. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:14 AM (+lQUH) 718 I don't think I even contributed that much to that thread but it was fun to sit back and watch as people admitted things that you might only admit to your significant other. I remember putting in my 2 cents about being grossed out and then slowly backing away. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:15 AM (gofDd) 719 i went so far down hill as to post a Guns and Roses link......... Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 01:16 AM (nawRL) 720 This sort of thing is why I was never able to save any money. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 01:16 AM (FHtH2) 721 Your Linked To Your Own Web"Pleasure". Good Job On That Gulf Clean Up! Posted by: Alberta Oil Sands at July 29, 2010 01:16 AM (FD2Ex) 722 Hanging out with 100k or more people who are like minded can be a pretty good time. ohh i think its going to be much much larger than that. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:16 AM (a2f8R) 723 So, TJ - are you saying there is no delicious place open in El Paso at this hour? Surely, there must be some good place open. I'm just too lazy to leave. Oh, and in my crap town, nothing would be open and we dont have anything good. But on the positive side, Danbury is going to get a BWW on Saturday - first day it opens! Hooray!!! Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:17 AM (+lQUH) 724 Hey, Delta Smelt are you still in CO or have you made your move to wherever. I can't remember. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:17 AM (nnNfA) 725 I just had a Stouffer's spaghetti and meatballs microwave dinner. It wasn't as tasty as I remember. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:14 AM (gofDd) Hmmm...I bought a Lasagana Stouffer's yesterday. Hope its as plain (but effective) as I remember. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:17 AM (eT2Xz) 726 Pouring myself a cold brew and having some Trade Joes hummus with chips and ohh another drink . . . then on to the ice cream around 11:30 drenched in chocolate syrup from the can not the bottle, old school thing. Posted by: Journolist at July 29, 2010 01:17 AM (8EEyy) 727 719 i went so far down hill as to post a Guns and Roses link......... Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 01:16 AM (nawRL) And what's wrong with GnR? Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:18 AM (ASnld) 728 Prayers to your dad. Thanks delta Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:18 AM (a2f8R) 729 Prayers and thoughts to your dad, bbd. btw, has mystry been seen here recently? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:18 AM (N9ZLq) 730 @715, stouffer's is a tricky thing. i generally stick to the swedish meatballs or the lasagna, can't really go wrong with those. made crab cakes and some oregon pink shrimp with a little coleslaw on the side and a glass of drifter pale ale. was as good as it sounds. Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at July 29, 2010 01:18 AM (vHrCo) 731 Is it official now? I never paid much mind to the boys on Hillbuzz and their pot-stirring about congressman Aaron Shock. I just saw the congressman make an appearance on a Bravo program that I TiVO. A Bravo program. About cooking. So very, very, gay. If he's not all out and proud, methinks he ought to catch up and work on the proud bit. Posted by: Deety (future smuggler of incandescant light-bulbs) at July 29, 2010 01:18 AM (aVzyR) 732 The people who really admitted their sexual habits no longer visit this thread. I'm guessing due to embarrassment. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:18 AM (+lQUH) 733 I just had a Stouffer's spaghetti and meatballs microwave dinner. It wasn't as tasty as I remember. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:14 AM (gofDd) You ate it before? No wonder. It never tastes the same on the second ingestion. Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 01:18 AM (5UP6n) 734 Sigh. I can't go back to my old food haunts in Juarez now, since there's a 50-50 chance now I'll have my head blown off. The chance is that low? They must be in the good part of town. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 01:19 AM (FHtH2) 735 ohh i think its going to be much much larger than that. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:16 AM (a2f8R) Agreed. I only have the healthcare protests to go on. My 1st (accidental) experience with a tea party get together. Last minute,and by that I mean a week or so at the most, drew 50k at least. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:20 AM (eT2Xz) 736 Danbury is going to get a BWW on Saturday - first day it opens! Hooray!!! Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:17 AM (+lQUH) I think Caribbean Jerk is my favorite. Not for that reason, just love the taste, and enough spice without overpowering. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:20 AM (ASnld) 737 #725 Hmmm...I bought a Lasagana Stouffer's yesterday. Hope its as plain (but effective) as I remember. Probably is. Whenever my family goes over to my grandmother's,we usually have the family size of that or her pork spaghetti. More and more these days, I prefer the Stouffer's lasagna. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:20 AM (N9ZLq) 738 Best to your dad Bebe. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 01:20 AM (FHtH2) 739 then on to the ice cream around 11:30 drenched in chocolate syrup from the can not the bottle, old school thing. oohh did you get the trader joe's jojos ice cream? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:21 AM (a2f8R) 740 I just had a Stouffer's spaghetti and meatballs microwave dinner. It wasn't as tasty as I remember. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:14 AM (gofDd) . dang Rum.... i'm sure one of us would take you out for a little better than that. Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 01:21 AM (nawRL) 741 Hey, Delta Smelt are you still in CO or have you made your move to wherever. I can't remember. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:17 AM (nnNfA) Yeah, still in CO. Will be moving to SC in the 2nd week of August. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:21 AM (eT2Xz) 742 I'll have to try that one, Biker. There are so many sauces I have yet to try. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:21 AM (+lQUH) 743 737, that reminds me of my grandmother, in her later years her baking was as good as ever (she had owned a bakery in New Jersey for a while), but, bless her, the cooking definitely slid downhill. I think I got turned off of stuffed peppers forever. Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at July 29, 2010 01:22 AM (vHrCo) 744 Sassy - I have an open invitation to Logprof and his wife to go to Taco Tote - a Juarez taco joint that he loves that has opened four restaurants on this side of the border. The trouble is that his wife is scared of returning to Juarez or the surrounding area for vacation, so the invite is still open, but unfulfilled.. they'll come as close as Dallas - 600 miles away. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:23 AM (mY03/) 745 I love the Stouffer's lasagna. Or I did, but I think I had too much of it at once. I haven't wanted to eat it for a long time. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:23 AM (gofDd) 746 More and more these days, I prefer the Stouffer's lasagna. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:20 AM (N9ZLq) Yeah, it's not bad. As a bachelor I might be biased, but it's an easy meal, especially with some good bread, and a nice dessert. It's quick. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:23 AM (eT2Xz) 747 Buenos thingies, M's and M's. Been a while. Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 01:24 AM (9b6FB) 748 742 I'll have to try that one, Biker. There are so many sauces I have yet to try. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:21 AM (+lQUH) Just pass on the nachos. Not impressive at all. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:24 AM (ASnld) 749 #743 but, bless her, the cooking definitely slid downhill. I think I got turned off of stuffed peppers forever. Yeah, but thankfully, it's only her pork spaghetti that's gone downhill. I eagerly down everything else she makes, but her spaghetti just seems off somehow. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:24 AM (N9ZLq) 750 The Stouffers Lasagne is one of the few food items all my kids will eat of my "cooking." Plus with the party size pan, there's leftovers they can reheat in the microwave the next day. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2010 01:25 AM (2g2ex) 751 TJ - Logprof and wife are in Dallas now? Or you're just saying, in general, you have an open invitation for them? Well, damn, I don't think I'd ever set foot in this Juarez of which you speak. I value my life after all. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:25 AM (+lQUH) 752 Night KBob. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:25 AM (ASnld) 753 dang Rum.... i'm sure one of us would take you out for a little better than that. lol, I missed dinner (and most of the ONT) because I was video chatting with one of my friends. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:25 AM (gofDd) 754 Delta Smelt: God luck on the move. I would like to get out of the shit hole eastern CO desert I live in. Probably won't happen. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:25 AM (nnNfA) 755 Obama, "Sitting in the hot seat,"of The View. Posted by: davidt at July 29, 2010 01:26 AM (HtIec) 756 There Is No Way To Penetrate The Death Star! Posted by: Pretty Feet! at July 29, 2010 01:26 AM (FD2Ex) 757 thanks kratos and war. hehe, unintentionally funny. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:27 AM (a2f8R) 758 Whenever my family goes over to my grandmother's,we usually have the family size of that or her pork spaghetti. You say that so casually. Posted by: Deety (future smuggler of incandescant light-bulbs) at July 29, 2010 01:27 AM (aVzyR) 759 Anyone else notice a different sort of mix of Moron between the daytime (for North America) articles and the ONT? Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 01:28 AM (9b6FB) 760 "The Eagle Has Landed". Goose bumps every time. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:28 AM (ASnld) 761 755 - speaking of that, is anyone planning on catching tomorrow's show of "The View"? Anyone who isn't working? I wonder how Elizabeth Hesselbeck will treat him? I wonder if he'll be nice to her? What do you think the girls and Barack will dish about in the gossip segment? Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:28 AM (+lQUH) 762 757 thanks kratos and war. Goes together like bread and butter, . Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:29 AM (N9ZLq) 763 #758 You say that so casually. What can I say? We're consistent. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:29 AM (N9ZLq) 764 Anyone else notice a different sort of mix of Moron between the daytime (for North America) articles and the ONT? We call them the Daytimers. Some of them overlap with the ONT, though. The ONT is for the cool kids. We're a clique. Or something. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:30 AM (gofDd) 765 Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:25 AM (+lQUH) NO. logprof's still in Winnipeg, about his wife's sister is in Dallas, where his wife was staying while they processed her green card so she sould then go up to Winnipeg, and ...oh, it's too confusing. His other sister-in-law is dating a drama prof here in El Paso - someone I think that I know, so that may get them down here. My Taco Tote coupons are getting a bit stale. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:30 AM (mY03/) 766 761 755 - speaking of that, is anyone planning on catching tomorrow's show of "The View"? Anyone who isn't working? I wonder how Elizabeth Hesselbeck will treat him? I wonder if he'll be nice to her? What do you think the girls and Barack will dish about in the gossip segment? Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:28 AM (+lQUH) I'm off tomorrow. I'll listen to Boortz or Beck. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:30 AM (ASnld) 767 Delta Smelt: God luck on the move. I would like to get out of the shit hole eastern CO desert I live in. Probably won't happen. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:25 AM (nnNfA) Thanks man. I've seen you comment many times but didn't know you were from Colorado. I love CO. (mostly) and Denver especially, and would reccomend it to most folks, but I've got a mind to travel. How far east of Denver are you? Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:30 AM (eT2Xz) 768 Anybody familiar with Carolina shag dancing? Somehow got from Bond videos on YouTube to Beach Music to Shag Dancing. I visited the Carolinas in the late 70's and early 80's and the beach music shag dancing I remember is not what I'm seeing in current videos. Perhaps this ghey-ward explains Lindsey Graham. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2010 01:30 AM (2g2ex) 769 765 - Logprof's life is a bit confusing. But I would stay where you are and not cross the border for safety sake. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:31 AM (+lQUH) 770 I can't stand listening to him when he's not surrounded buy sycophants. How anyone could take watching him (excuse me, I mean Him) on the View is beyond my comprehendification. Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 01:32 AM (9b6FB) 771 We're a clique. Or something. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:30 AM (gofDd) Can I be the quarterback of the AOS football team? Starting point guard on the basketball team is aight as well. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:32 AM (eT2Xz) 772 Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:32 AM (eT2Xz) Only if I get to be the head cheerleader. And PGiS is my co-captain. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:33 AM (gofDd) 773 766 761 755 - speaking of that, is anyone planning on catching tomorrow's show of "The View"? Anyone who isn't working? I wonder how Elizabeth Hesselbeck will treat him? I wonder if he'll be nice to her? What do you think the girls and Barack will dish about in the gossip segment? Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:28 AM (+lQUH) I'm off tomorrow. I'll listen to Boortz or Beck. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:30 AM (ASnld) I'd sooner slit my wrists with a spoon than watch the view. Even when Obama isn't on. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 29, 2010 01:34 AM (LtIsn) 774 770 - I totally agree, but...what do you think the gals will wear? Will they dress conservatively and wear suits - since it is the president, or will they wear their usual trendy/daytime sexy clothing? Inquiring minds want to know. Oh, the anticipation of it all. I bet Barbara Walters can't sleep. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:34 AM (+lQUH) 775 wherestherum I'm 67 and not cool. I still like to see what you younguns think. I enjoy the interaction. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:35 AM (nnNfA) 776 Nice typo, that. I actually went off to check my spellin' on sycophant. Never noticed the typo before it. I hate computers. Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 01:35 AM (9b6FB) 777 Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:31 AM (+lQUH) Half of my neighborhood are wel-to-do refugees from the violence in Juarez, including (it is rumored) the mayor of Juarez. They come over with shopping bags full of cash (literally!) and pay for the nice big houses up here. These are the normal business people, not the drogistas, by the way.. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:35 AM (mY03/) 778 Can I be the quarterback of the AOS football team? Only if you let rum do your homework for you. Posted by: Deety (future smuggler of incandescant light-bulbs) at July 29, 2010 01:35 AM (aVzyR) 779 [removed] Posted by: Eric at July 29, 2010 01:36 AM (2/Fyp) 780 you know from time to time some things catch my eye as funny............. something did today. a AoSHQ banner... Sockeye Salmon on Sale...... at Publix............. i dont know why i cant get it out of my head............. imagoing there in the moring to see if they have it. Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 01:37 AM (nawRL) 781 Blazer Posted by: Ask Me Anything at July 29, 2010 01:37 AM (FD2Ex) 782 759 Anyone else notice a different sort of mix of Moron between the daytime (for North America) articles and the ONT? The daytime Morons tend to be at work. The ONT morons tend to be at home masturbating furiously looking at porn. From there the respective conversations evolve pretty predictably. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 01:38 AM (FHtH2) 783 I'd sooner slit my wrists with a spoon than watch the view. Even when Obama isn't on. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 29, 2010 01:34 AM (LtIsn) So Say We All. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:38 AM (ASnld) 784 Only if I get to be the head cheerleader. can i captain the volleyball team? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:38 AM (a2f8R) 785 Football should be played in water. With innertubes and coolers full of beer. Then I'd play. Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 01:38 AM (9b6FB) 786 MOBY ALERT! Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:38 AM (mY03/) 787 I'm 67 and not cool. I still like to see what you younguns think. I enjoy the interaction. By virtue of being here tonight makes you one of the cool kids. Only if you let rum do your homework for you. As long as it isn't math homework... Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:38 AM (gofDd) 788 You know I really wish there was a Popeye's chicken in my town. That's good stuff. Blows KFC out of the water. Yes, I'm still very hungry. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:38 AM (+lQUH) 789 MOBY ALERT! Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:38 AM (mY03/) Second that. Eric, STFU Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:39 AM (ASnld) 790 George Clooney's girlfriend is a naughty, naughty girl. Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 01:39 AM (5UP6n) 791 Can I be the quarterback of the AOS football team? Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:32 AM (eT2Xz) Only if I get to be the head cheerleader. And PGiS is my co-captain. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:33 AM (gofDd) Ooh! I call mascot! Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at July 29, 2010 01:39 AM (FHtH2) 792 Delta Smelt: I live east of Colo Sprgs. Grew up here and have spent my entire life here. What depresses me is the lack of moisture. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:40 AM (nnNfA) 793 can i captain the volleyball team? Sure, why not? Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:40 AM (gofDd) 794 739 then on to the ice cream around 11:30 drenched in chocolate syrup from the can not the bottle, old school thing. oohh did you get the trader joe's jojos ice cream? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:21 AM (a2f8R) I will next time sweetie. I have the vanilla special. I love Trader Joes. And they don't have any of that hey we now have 8 self check out registers . . . try it you'll like it crap. I usually have so many bottles at check out. Now if I can only learn how to dodge those damn Green Peace geeks when leaving Traders, that's the key. Posted by: Journolist at July 29, 2010 01:41 AM (8EEyy) 795 I don't remamber the infamous thread, but I sure remember PGiS's sweaterpuppy posts. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:42 AM (mY03/) 796 I'd sooner slit my wrists with a spoon than watch the view. Even when Obama isn't on. Posted by: Girl Webcam Chat, Find Me at July 29, 2010 01:42 AM (ZC5bB) 797 Yeah, I get the diff, especially about work. But daytimers are more brittle or something. ONT type Morons probably have "VLB" added to their professional titles. (It's a Douglas Adams reference.) Even Kratos is VLB when it comes to being patient. About the end of everything, I mean. Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 01:42 AM (9b6FB) 798 Only if I get to be the head cheerleader. And PGiS is my co-captain. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:33 AM (gofDd) Fair enough. Lacey also might want to get in on cheering for me throwing touchdown passes against Kos and all of the other mangina opponents as well. Only if you let rum do your homework for you. Posted by: Deety (future smuggler of incandescant light-bulbs) at July 29, 2010 01:35 AM (aVzyR) Trust Rum with my homework??? You kiddin? I need that free ride to USC, I'm not counting on her to get me in. Deety, I nominate you to do my homework. And Gabe. Not Ace. Maybe Purple Avenger. War can do my American History homework. Monty can handle economics. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:42 AM (eT2Xz) 799 hmmmmm, so i just got home and zoooom, hug from my little one off she goes into her room i looked at my wife and asked 'what does she want?' T just answered 'nothing, just enjoy it now because she'll forget you exist in a couple years' daughters are just evil in growing stage Posted by: navycopjoe at July 29, 2010 01:42 AM (gg4j2) 800 Uh, cleanup on aisle eric? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:42 AM (a2f8R) 801 Re: 786 You ain't kiddin' TJ. Posted by: Deety (future smuggler of incandescant light-bulbs) at July 29, 2010 01:43 AM (aVzyR) 802 Monty can handle economics. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:42 AM (eT2Xz) I miss the morning economic wrapup already. I'd read it as I get the blood moving in the morning. I do still check the Market Ticker once or twice a day. Denninger is good. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:45 AM (ASnld) 803 well, folks, my exhaustion has overpowered my hunger. So good night to one and all. Happy dreams of patty melts, BWW and all that other good stuff. And remember, tomorrow - "The View". Be There. Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:45 AM (+lQUH) 804 Talk About A Small Crowd. If You Find Yourself On Georgian Bay. Feel Free To Look Me Up' Bears & Rattle Snakes Keep Yhem @ Bay.. Point Aue Barue Canada Is What America Wants' To Be.., Except the Truedeau Moment. Socialism/Marxism Doesn't Work. America Is Going through It's Treaudeaue Stupidity. Posted by: Precedent 0 at July 29, 2010 01:46 AM (FD2Ex) 805 My guess is that internal polling shows Obama is losing some women voters, hence his appearance on The View. Posted by: davidt at July 29, 2010 01:46 AM (HtIec) 806 Delta Smelt: I live east of Colo Sprgs. Grew up here and have spent my entire life here. What depresses me is the lack of moisture. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:40 AM (nnNfA) I hear that. I lived in San Diego for a couple years, came back to Denver for a Thanksgiving, and couldn't get over how dry it was. This from a native. San Diego isn't humid either. Colorado is damn dry. Nice seeing a fellow Colorado Moron here though. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:46 AM (eT2Xz) 807 How come Monty stopped doing the financial posts? Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:48 AM (gofDd) 808 ^{Anybody familiar with Carolina shag dancing? Somehow got from Bond videos on YouTube to Beach Music to Shag Dancing.} ^{I visited the Carolinas in the late 70's and early 80's and the beach music shag dancing I remember is not what I'm seeing in current videos. Perhaps this ghey-ward explains Lindsey Graham.} ^{Posted by: Count de Monet} I saw some of those on youtube also, alot gheyer than anything I have seen. Usually the people doing it are hammered, so there really isn't any real fancy footwork like these guys are doing. Posted by: MrCaniac at July 29, 2010 01:48 AM (Vol3D) 809 G'night Sassy Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:48 AM (ASnld) 810 795 I don't remamber the infamous thread, but I sure remember PGiS's sweaterpuppy posts. Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:42 AM (mY03/) There may have been other infamous threads, but that one was a high water mark for sure. So many posts by so many people typing one-handed. (Yeah I left of the 'ly' ending. Bite me grammar cops!) Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 01:49 AM (9b6FB) 811 807 How come Monty stopped doing the financial posts? Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:48 AM (gofDd) He had a lot on his plate, IIRC. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:50 AM (ASnld) 812 With the gay approval for academic reqirement you forget that Hollywierd is all about making it mainstream. It seems to be oh so popular now. Whats next? Gay serial killers having day time talk shows? The Jeffrey Dahmer Show! Ed Gain Live! Judge John Wayne Gacey. Top Model with Andrew Cunanan. (Versace killer, among others) The Outdoor Show with Albert Fish. Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at July 29, 2010 01:50 AM (4yHLd) 813 As long as it isn't math homework... Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:38 AM (gofDd) . math is easy................ you do teh english........... Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 01:51 AM (nawRL) 814 War can do my American History homework. I sure hope you like your homework done in an illegible drunken scrawl that rambles on for pages about the Compromise of 1850 in an angry Millard Fillmore sockpuppet. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 01:52 AM (FHtH2) 815 I miss the morning economic wrapup already. I'd read it as I get the blood moving in the morning. I do still check the Market Ticker once or twice a day. Denninger is good. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:45 AM (ASnld) At the risk of kissing Monty's ass...nevermind, (who are we kidding, Monty ain't reading this) he is an excellent blogger. I miss his regular chit as well. Solid writer, smart, well read, knows a little about alot....great addition to this place. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:52 AM (eT2Xz) 816 Goodnight Sassy and everyone else. The 666 was very well played... Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:53 AM (mY03/) 817 hey, i'll do the history homework i'm a democrat, i can just make shit up and re-write it Posted by: navycopjoe at July 29, 2010 01:53 AM (gg4j2) 818 It occurs to me that the "Redneck Landscaping" is kinda phony. He's not using any equipment you can ride in. Like a D7 dozer or a plain old backhoe. (Rednecks love saying "backhoe.") Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 01:54 AM (9b6FB) 819 How come Monty stopped doing the financial posts? Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:48 AM (gofDd) He's on a brief vacation. Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 01:54 AM (5UP6n) 820 To all you young morons and moronettes, Ive enjoyed the ONT. Hope I didn't make an ass of myself. I'll try this again in the future. Good night. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:54 AM (nnNfA) 821 Apollo 11 comes home, tons of American flags waving in the control room. Now, we get James Hansen. sigh. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:55 AM (ASnld) 822 ^{Ooh! I call mascot!} ^{Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll} I don't think so kitten. Posted by: Toby The Beagle, The AoSHQ Original Mascot at July 29, 2010 01:55 AM (Vol3D) 823 I sure hope you like your homework done in an illegible drunken scrawl that rambles on for pages about the Compromise of 1850 in an angry Millard Fillmore sockpuppet. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 01:52 AM (FHtH2) What's the problem? Make sure to leave some cheap whiskey stains on the term paper, and for the love of pete, include a heartbroken Franklin Pierce. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:56 AM (eT2Xz) 824 I can do the history homework. I was a history major after all... Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:57 AM (gofDd) 825 Hope I didn't make an ass of myself. If you didn't make an ass of yourself in the ONT then you weren't doing it right. But by all means, come on back. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 01:57 AM (FHtH2) 826 821 Now, we get James Hansen. sigh. Is he blaming the space program for heating up the atmos-fear? Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 01:57 AM (9b6FB) 827 your very welcome.............. come back anytime.............. Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 01:57 AM (nawRL) 828 Make sure to leave some cheap whiskey stains on the term paper, and for the love of pete, include a heartbroken Franklin Pierce. There'll be stains, all right, but I make no guarantees about what they'll be from. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 01:59 AM (FHtH2) 829 To all you young morons and moronettes, Ive enjoyed the ONT. Hope I didn't make an ass of myself. I'll try this again in the future. Good night. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:54 AM (nnNfA) Not at all. You did well. Next time try talking more about landing strips and smegma though. The ont drunkards seem to get off on it. (kidding, I've seen you comment many times and I never knew your age or location. You blended in just like all of the other raggamuffins) Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 02:01 AM (eT2Xz) 830 Is he blaming the space program for heating up the atmos-fear? Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 01:57 AM (9b6FB) Not yet, but I wouldn't put it past him. It's just the way NASA is being downgraded to muslim outreach, and retasking satellites to do gorebull warming studies, then when the data doesn't fit the meme, it goes down the memory hole. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 02:01 AM (ASnld) 831 I don't think so kitten. Ahh yes, sorry Toby. Suzy, looks like I get to keep you all for myself! You like that don'tcha, sweet stuff? (nods blow-up doll's head "yes") Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 02:01 AM (FHtH2) 832 Posted by: MrCaniac at July 29, 2010 01:48 AM (Vol3D) Ah. Being hammered must make (have made) all the difference. Hammered = more like jitterbug/swing. Not Hammered = more like Johnny Weir ice dancing. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2010 02:02 AM (2g2ex) 833 So I've been busy. I decided to make some t-shirts for my band and stuff. I got a CafePress "shop". I decided to name the shop "Boogie Forward." I have to tweak the Ban'd tees. The pink is the wrong color of pink. It looks good on the computer, but I knew I'd have to tweak it since printing colors are additive. Also, I've been reading the heck out of other blogs (I always check here most often). I like Breitbart's new "Big Peace" site. I also tryto take a scan of Asian news sites and others. A site called "TheOilDrum" has been covering the BP spill pretty well. They're a "peak oil" site, so they are a bit off on the problem, IMO. (Question for "peak oil" and "fossil fuel" types: How come so many places in the solar system have methane? Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:04 AM (9b6FB) 834 The ONT is usually full of methane, too. Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:06 AM (9b6FB) 835 like Breitbart's new "Big Peace" site. Didn't read it the article but I saw a Salon headline that read "Breitbart's 'Big Peace' is a scam" or something to that effect. I haven't checked out the site yet. I like Big Hollywood. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 02:07 AM (gofDd) 836 How come so many places in the solar system have methane? Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:04 AM (9b6FB) If I were going to guess, I'd say on the gas giants, their higher gravity is the only thing that keeps it from evaporating into space. We might have had large amounts here, but the would have lifted out of the atmosphere long ago. I think (could be wrong here) that most of what we have is a part of the process that formed oil, not an original thing like on the giants. Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 02:08 AM (ASnld) 837 Hope I didn't make an ass of myself. I'll try this again in the future. Good night. Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:54 AM (nnNfA) its a tuff fucking nut to crack.......i looked through the gate for about 2 years..........at some point ya just gotta dive in head first...............and hope for the best. Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 02:09 AM (nawRL) 838 I would visit Breitbart's sites more often if they didn't load so slowly and the comment threads were single line. Posted by: davidt at July 29, 2010 02:10 AM (HtIec) 839 K-Bob, would love to get a "Che" shirt with the words "He's Dead. Get Over It" and just drive around the People's Republic of Madison, making heads explode. The carnage would rival a Sam Peckinpah flick. 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Posted by: Rich Rostrom at July 29, 2010 02:15 AM (1DBBp) 842 Why Is America Surrendering? What Is Going On? Love You Guy'es & "ll. It's Time To Start Asking For ID. We Here IN Canada Ask For ID! It's The Law. Posted by: Space Cowboy's at July 29, 2010 02:15 AM (FD2Ex) 843 So I go on Breitbart's site yesterday like I do every morning and I see this story of DOJ excess spending on parties. But what really got my attention were 4 beautiful women in bathing suits standing around a pool with drinks in their hands. So I'm like wow this is quite the scenery and what a story. These chicks in their late 20's have to be DOJ attorneys at some function on our dime. NOPE - photo was taken off of FLICKR site. Um. . . Posted by: Journolist at July 29, 2010 02:17 AM (8EEyy) 844 its a tuff fucking nut to crack.......i looked through the gate for about 2 years..........at some point ya just gotta dive in head first...............and hope for the best. Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 02:09 AM (nawRL) I lurked and read since 07 or so. Only been commenting since April. I needed to fully develop my alcohol dependency before I felt comfortable commenting here. My porn knowledge was wanting as well, but through hard work (left hand) and determination, I have been able to hold my own here on the ont. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 02:18 AM (eT2Xz) 845 rum, Heh. No, it's not a scam. They (Salon) just don't get double entendre. Bill Roggio knows his stuff, and so do the other defense experts who post there. bikermm, It was rhetorical, but I'd say you're on to something. My point in the rhetorical question was that the "peak oil" folks don't seem to understand hydrocarbons. bigred, Yeah. Carlos Santana wore a huge "Che" shirt at some music awards thingy the other week. Carlos and his buddies were the kinda guys ol' Che used to love to shoot. Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:19 AM (9b6FB) 846 breitbart needs more hot young chicks in tight short skirts aka more hannah Posted by: navycopjoe at July 29, 2010 02:21 AM (gg4j2) 847 Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:19 AM (9b6FB) I thought it might have been, after posting. It's late, I'm fading. Good night all! Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 02:24 AM (ASnld) 848 K-Bob, what's a trust-fund Marxist's last words? "Bu-but, I was on your side!" Posted by: bigred at July 29, 2010 02:25 AM (uh7Ap) 849 I needed to fully develop my alcohol dependency before I felt comfortable commenting here. I post here sober. What does that say about me?\ Heh. No, it's not a scam. They (Salon) just don't get double entendre. Bill Roggio knows his stuff, and so do the other defense experts who post there. I figured it was just Salon getting their panties in a twist. I'm sure they hate Breitbart with the white hot heat of a thousand suns. Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 02:25 AM (gofDd) 850 Okay, Breitbart's sites need work. I'll give you that. But he got the suckers UP and RUNNING. I'm sure he'll refine 'em over time. My complaints about the "Big" sites: Too many folks allowed to post to the site. It's like "Townhall" or worse. Better to have a few stars on the front page and have a section for second and third-tier writers. Or just cut it down a bit. It's a firehose. Also, comments are overloaded. It helps to require signing up to comment, but the signup javascript was buggy and I had to give up my "K~Bob" moniker because after the glitch, I had to re-signup, and "K~Bob" was still unavailable (from the first time). Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:26 AM (9b6FB) 851 The lawnmower as hedge trimmer story was a product liability case in the Business Law classes I took. Hence the "Do Not Eat" warnings on the dessicant packages tossed into electronics boxes and a keystone of Bill Engvall's comedy career. "Oooh look! Chiclets!!" Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2010 02:28 AM (2g2ex) 852 "My complaints about the "Big" sites: Too many folks allowed to post to the site. It's like "Townhall" or worse. Better to have a few stars on the front page and have a section for second and third-tier writers. Or just cut it down a bit. It's a firehose." Oh, it's not like any of them choose to post there. Breitbart chooses what he wants on their blog and pays them for what he copies. They have an agreement to that effect. It's a firehose, but it's apparently making money. I guess. Posted by: Legendary Film Star Rick Moranis at July 29, 2010 02:30 AM (dUOK+) 853 Delta. I used to lurk but didn't have a lot of time. But now on funemployment I'm starting to get the hang of it. 38years of long hours driving truck gives me a lot of stamina for day and night threads. These people are great and a real pleasure to hang out with. Posted by: bigred at July 29, 2010 02:30 AM (uh7Ap) 854 Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 02:18 AM (eT2Xz) I'm a from CO also. East side of the Rockies. I'm a better lurker than poster. One thing I'll say about this dry state (not my imbibed state) is that it cools off at night. And the water knows to be in streams and lakes or be in the clouds. The water doesn't make you walk through it in everyday life. I lived in a place with high humidity that didn't cool off at night. You get out of the shower and never dry off. Posted by: Meddle Lark at July 29, 2010 02:31 AM (sJUx4) 855 Good night, bikermailman! Bigred, There's a t-shirt in that. I wish I could do cartooning. I can design all day long, but my drawing is double-plus ungood. Joe's right, the Bigs need some, ahh, scenery. THe complaint about the photo from Flicker or wherever is a valid one. Why clutter the site with unrelated "file photos?" Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:31 AM (9b6FB) 856 I post here sober. What does that say about me? That we're not getting anywhere near the number of boob shots we could be. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 02:32 AM (FHtH2) 857 Two is not enough for you? Plus stompy boots? Greedy! Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 02:34 AM (gofDd) 858 I was ackshully borned in Colorado. Left the state when I was a toddler. Now that I'm a toddler again, I should oughta visit sometime. Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:36 AM (9b6FB) 859 856 I post here sober. What does that say about me? That we're not getting anywhere near the number of boob shots we could be. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 02:32 AM (FHtH2) That you could be drunk . . . that my friend says what you ask. Posted by: Journolist at July 29, 2010 02:36 AM (8EEyy) 860 Delta. I used to lurk but didn't have a lot of time. But now on funemployment I'm starting to get the hang of it. 38years of long hours driving truck gives me a lot of stamina for day and night threads. These people are great and a real pleasure to hang out with. Posted by: bigred at July 29, 2010 02:30 AM (uh7Ap) I know what you mean. Alot of good folks here. (Damn, I'm getting old, I just said "folks") I've had more time to post lately, but my move, and all it requires, will slow it down I suspect. I post here sober. What does that say about me?\ Uhh, umm..trying to think of a good come back..... Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 02:37 AM (eT2Xz) 861 857 Two is not enough for you? Plus stompy boots? Greedy! The more you get, the more you want. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 02:37 AM (FHtH2) 862 I only remember the stompy boots pic. I must be getting old. Or spending too much time not reading the ONT. 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Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:41 AM (9b6FB) 868 I'm a from CO also. East side of the Rockies. I'm a better lurker than poster. One thing I'll say about this dry state (not my imbibed state) is that it cools off at night. And the water knows to be in streams and lakes or be in the clouds. The water doesn't make you walk through it in everyday life. I lived in a place with high humidity that didn't cool off at night. You get out of the shower and never dry off. Posted by: Meddle Lark at July 29, 2010 02:31 AM (sJUx4) I love the weather here, save about 3 months a year. Dec, Jan, Feb, pretty much suck. I will refrain from correcting the misperception from many, on both coasts, about the amount of snow and cold/ cloudy days the front range has. We have enough shithead libs coming here as it is. Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 02:42 AM (eT2Xz) 869 "Smegma" was in context? Oh, you must mean the food sub-thread. Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:42 AM (9b6FB) 870 864 Hmm. 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Sounds like a number here have had the same deal lately. Lucky for me, I've got no reason to head elsewhere. So i'll just sit here and watch the world go by. Posted by: bigred at July 29, 2010 02:47 AM (uh7Ap) 874 We have enough shithead libs coming here as it is. Yes, for the many reasons I will not list, this is true. If I were to list them..... Posted by: Meddle Lark at July 29, 2010 02:47 AM (sJUx4) 875 Great idea . . . I already know I want one. There. You have one guaranteed pre-order. Posted by: Journolist at July 29, 2010 02:44 AM (8EEyy) Prolly have to get Ace's permission. I should tinker with the idea. How to work in boobs, shoes, guns, boobs, food, books, boobs, movies, music, and all the other topics. Hmmm. Howbout "Flaming Skull Worthy" or a bottle of Valu Rite? Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:49 AM (9b6FB) 876 807 How come Monty stopped doing the financial posts? I heard he got the gig ghost-writing Bernie Madoff's autobiography. 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