Andrew Sullivan Is Not Merely Insane, But No Longer Lucid

Let me distinguish between what we might call emotional insanity -- from which he clearly suffers -- and a derangement of the intellect, which produces non-lucid thinking.

I'm drawing a distinction between those who are emotionally disturbed but keep the basic integrity of their intellectual-level reason, and those who lose the latter, too.

Suppose I wish to prove Sarah Palin is a liar, and I seize upon her claim of once having owned a green Volkswagon Beetle. Suppose I believe there is no such thing possible as a green VW Beetle, and I think that because I haven't seen one (but then, I also don't really look at many Beetles).

But if my belief is true, she must be a liar.

Now first of all let us note the proposition is hard to establish -- absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, as they say. But let us say that if I hear enough anecdotal evidence from my readers -- say, 5,000 of them -- all affirming that they too have never, ever seen a green VW Beetle, then I would gain some confidence in my belief that there are no green VW Beetles. 5000 testimonies wouldn't truly prove the issue, but at least I would think that there's a good chance I was on the right track.

Now let's say that readers write to me about my belief, and I get a couple of emails like this:

You're spot-on, Ace! Now that I think about it, I've never seen a green VW Beetle, either. She must be the liar you say she is!

and:

I have long also believed there were no green VW Beetles. God keep you safe for your integrity and bravery in daring to bring up this issue!

Okay, well, that sort of helps my case, kinda, but it's only a couple of people. I made up 5000 people as the bare minimum of correspondents agreeing with my observation that would give me some confidence in it, and we're not anywhere near that, but we do have two. Two's a start, I guess.

But let's say I then get three other emails:

Ace, what the hell are you talking about? I see pale green Beetles on the highway every week.

and:

I gotta tell you, you're way off base with this "no green Beetles" idea that's stuck in your head. A guy down the street from me happens to own one. No argument it's green. You're just wrong.

and:

Dude? Idiot? Lunatic? I own a factory-original-paint hunter green Beetle. I can send you a picture if you like. Better yet, just look on VW's website where they advertise the color.

Now, if I had those three emails, should I just kind of throw up my hands and say "Well, some agree, some disagree, so I guess it's an open question; the controversy remains alive" ?

Of course not. Because each of those last three emails proved the case conclusively that my theory was provably, 100% wrong.

The "supportive" emails barely supported me, in that to really prove it I would need to ask every person on the face of the earth if he'd ever seen a green Beetle, and only if everyone said "No" would I be 99% sure I was right about there being no green Beetles. (Even then-- I could still be wrong!)

On the other hand, each of the undermining emails blew my theory completely out of the water and rubbished it. Each one of them proved my case utterly false. Because my theory, after all, was that green Beetles were impossible, and a single spotting of a green one proves they are possible.

My only escape hatch, at this point, if I want to keep my "theory" alive, is to call my readers liars. But if I assume they're on the level, then my theory is proved false, absolutely.

Sorry for the preamble, but I just want to make the point that Andrew Sullivan has now completely had his senses depart from him (and I'm sure they called out "Good riddance!" as they left).

Here's his last post on "Why Trig Matters." Two readers tell him, Hey, sure, I agree with you, it's impossible to experience a pregnancy the way Sarah Palin said she did.

But then three more say "Um, that was my exact experience with pregnancy, too, so I don't know why you're saying it's 'impossible' or even especially difficult to believe."

And he just sort of throws his hands up and calls this a "he-said, she-said" dispute in which there is no clear winning side.

The post, thanks to Slublog:

A reader writes:

Just to add to the chorus of mothers not believing the birth story: when I was pregnant, I remember my obstetrician telling me she might have to duck out of my scheduled appointment at any time because one of her patients who was pregnant with her third child was in labor, and that third babies “just sort of fall out.” Labor with each child is progressively shorter, statistically. Especially after the water breaks. I can only imagine how fast the labor is for fifth babies and that Palin must have been warned of this. In a high risk pregnancy, there’s simply no way a logical person would get on an airplane to fly cross-country under those circumstances.

Another writes:

When my amniotic fluid starting leaking prematurely in my first pregnancy, there was no ambiguity from my doctor - I was to get the hospital immediately if not sooner.

Another:

Let go of the Trig Palin issue; it makes you look like a loon. I have two children. When I was pregnant with my first, I gained almost no weight until the end of the 7th month. I went to a conference in Arizona at the end of my 6th month and people didn't know I was pregnant until I told them.

My doctor was unconcerned by my lack of weight gain, and attributed it to the fact that I was running 5 miles a day up. He told me to continue running. I was eating plenty of calories and the baby grew normally. Palin is a runner and that can account for her low weight gain. I gained a little more weight with the second one, but I quit running sooner -- at the end of the 6th month, rather than at the end of the 7th.

I had a 14-15 year old friend in high school who hid a pregnancy by gaining only 14 pounds and wearing big sweatshirts. Her mother was an RN and didn't know my friend was pregnant until she went into labor. (Boy, was her mom embarrassed!) The baby weighed almost 8 pounds and was full term. My friend managed this entirely through exercise.

I had very little pain with either delivery, and labored through both without medication or epidural. My first labor took 28 hours. My second labor took 26 hours. At the beginning of both labors, I could feel contractions, which included mild discomfort. I suppose you could describe them as "labor pains," even if they weren't very painful. At no point in either of my labors did I feel the need to scream or shout or cross my legs. In fact, I sat quietly and played cards and read until I ws more than 12 hours in labor the first time and more than 20 hours into labor the second time. Again, I think I had a good handle on my pain and enduring it without a lot of fuss because I was a distance runner. If you can run, you labor without too much fuss. I think flying back to Alaska was reckless, but it wasn't impossible.

This issue is a non-issue. Her lack of weight gain isn't that abnormal. Her lack of pain isn't that abnormal. Her long labor isn't that abnormal. They're all within the scope of my personal experience with pregnancy.

But this was her fifth child and in previous pregnancies, she was huge. She is not a large woman, and her previous pregnancies showed. She had also had two previous miscarriages, which would, one imagines, make one a little sensitive to winging it with pregnancies and labor. Another:

I've enjoyed your Palin coverage from the beginning. However, I feel I have to come forward and tell you that, if she's telling the truth, her birth experience is not that unusual. I'm the mother of four grown children. In two of those pregnancies the amniotic fluid began leaking well in advance of the start of active labor. Before my first child was born, I leaked for over a month - the docs felt it was best to let the pregnancy continue, and put me on bed rest. In the second case, the amniotic fluid leaked for a day and a half with no labor, until the doctor decided to induce labor. So it's perfectly possible to leak amniotic fluid for quite a while without going into labor, and judging by what my doctors told me, it's not particularly unusual.

I enjoy how his equally-deranged readers will call her "reckless," wish to concede a point to Sullivan, even as they inform him he's insane.

Um, what manner was she to use to get back home? Is it suggested she ought to have rented a car and fucking drove from Texas to Alaska? For, what? Four days on the road and four nights in strange hotels along the way?

That, I guess, would have been less reckless? Less reckless than a seven hour flight?

What the fuck is this, 1908? Is air travel still a strange adventure to many of us? Shall we begin calling them "aeroplanes" once more? Do we fear we might accidentally fly into a stream of luminiferous aether? What?

At any rate: Here are three readers chiming in that not only do green Beetles exist, but they happen to be owners of such a vehicle, but for Andrew Sullivan, The Mystery of the Misplaced Placenta continues to baffle.

These letters do not "balance" each other out, leaving the question open.

Three prove the case conclusively. End of story.

Fin.

But he is deranged, and no longer merely on an emotional level, but instead no longer even able to properly think.


Posted by: Ace at 04:35 PM



Comments

1
befuddling

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 04:37 PM (uFokq)

2 Can someone read this to me while I put this hole? It's too damn long.

Posted by: President Barack Hussien Obama at June 30, 2010 04:37 PM (ngD76)

3 I've got SUCH a raging clue right now!

Posted by: The Hardly Boys at June 30, 2010 04:39 PM (ZxF0y)

4

Andrew Sullivan as Lara Croft in...

Womb Raider

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 04:39 PM (uFokq)

5 Ace, stop releasing the 2nd chakra on Sullivan.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 30, 2010 04:40 PM (IhQuA)

6 AIDS dementia is sad.
But I must admit starting a betting pool for when Andrew Sullivan finally expires from it is appealing.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 30, 2010 04:41 PM (ujg0T)

7
Why Trig Matters?

Does Semenhead even answer his own question and tell his deranged readers why Trig matters?

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 04:41 PM (uFokq)

8 Is it wrong of me to ask why a gay man is so obsessed with a woman's birth canal?

Posted by: NR Pax at June 30, 2010 04:41 PM (hGatd)

9 I gotta tell you, you're way off base with this "I'm not an Ewok" idea that's stuck in your head. I've seen Jedi like fifty-two times, and I've seen you at a moron meetup nothing but an old hoodie, running around with a pointy stick. It's all forest moon down there. You're just in denial.

Posted by: oblig. at June 30, 2010 04:42 PM (x7Ao8)

10 +wearing

Posted by: oblig. at June 30, 2010 04:42 PM (x7Ao8)

11 Is it wrong of me to ask why a gay man is so obsessed with a woman's
birth canal?

Because the woman in question is more competent, intelligent, and charismatic than the latest target of Sullivan's man-love.

(Hmmm... is Sullivan's attraction to Obama based on sexuality or fuhrerprinzip? Discuss.)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 30, 2010 04:44 PM (ZJ/un)

12 8 Is it wrong of me to ask why a gay man is so obsessed with a woman's birth canal?
Posted by: NR Pax at June 30, 2010 04:41 PM (hGatd)
I'd prefer to think of it as a Love Canal IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 30, 2010 04:45 PM (YVZlY)

13 Oops! Your gluts are a little more milky now, thanks to my chakra.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 30, 2010 04:45 PM (IhQuA)

14 I must be a person of teh stupid or else missed what Sully's latest rant actually is. Help a sistah out here, Ace. This sounds like his BS of 2-1/2 yrs. ago. Is there new BS?

Posted by: RushBabe at June 30, 2010 04:45 PM (W8m8i)

15 Symptoms of AIDS dementia complex includes:

Poor concentration
Forgetfulness
Loss of short- or long-term memory
Social withdrawal
Slowed thinking
Short attention span
Irritability
Apathy
Ego centric attitude-lack of caring or concern for oneself or others
Impaired judgment
Personality change.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 30, 2010 04:45 PM (SeTb6)

16


ace that hypothetical is totally specious.

There's no such thing as a color called "green"


Posted by: s'moron at June 30, 2010 04:45 PM (UaxA0)

17 Not sure why some blogs on the right pay any attention to Sullivan at all. Why give him any press? It's like paying attention to Dooshy McBikeshorts at little brown shirts. At some point they move from pathetic to irrellevent.

Posted by: Bruce The Robert at June 30, 2010 04:46 PM (sh0JB)

18 Chakra Zulu is my favorite movie.

Posted by: Algore at June 30, 2010 04:46 PM (W8m8i)

19 Because the woman in question is more competent, intelligent, and
charismatic than the latest target of Sullivan's man-love.

So Sarah can turn gay men straight? That's up there with a Chuck Norris fact!

Posted by: NR Pax at June 30, 2010 04:46 PM (hGatd)

20
r-babe, Sullivan must've had another dream of Sarah Palin's garden and decided to dredge up the Trig conspiracy, once again.

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 04:47 PM (uFokq)

21
3
I've got SUCH a raging clue right now!Posted by: The Hardly Boys at June 30, 2010 04:39 PM (ZxF0y)

Is it throbbing?

Posted by: Nancy Drew at June 30, 2010 04:47 PM (Oxen1)

22 The Learning Channel has a whole series about women being pregnant and not knowing until they deliver....ie: low or no weight gain, "periods", no cravings, no movement detected etc. etc This incessant BS about Palin not gaining weight/giving birth is garbage.

What an arrogant ass

Posted by: kawfytawk at June 30, 2010 04:47 PM (lFt0D)

23
Andrew Sullivan in...

Midnight in the Garden of Good Evil in Sarah Palin's Vagina

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 04:48 PM (uFokq)

24 19 Chakra Zulu is my favorite movie.
Posted by: Algore at June 30, 2010 04:46 PM (W8m8i)
Is Chakra Kahn your favorite female singer?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 30, 2010 04:49 PM (YVZlY)

25 Andrew Sullivan in...Indiana Jones and the Temple of Womb

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 04:49 PM (0QJjg)

26 Close, ace, liberalism is a pathology. ("All evidence supports me and that which doesn't isn't.")
Sullivan just seems to be a perfect liberal in that he's all projection and only argues against his own prejudices.

Posted by: joeindc44 at June 30, 2010 04:49 PM (QxSug)

27 Sully is insane and Barbie is a tea partier. Two earth shattering revelations in one day!
http://tinyurl.com/2dyk9s3
I hope she's grown strong enough in her years to endure the Palin treatment.
Instapundit

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 30, 2010 04:50 PM (RkRxq)

28 Brilliantly argued, Ace. You're on a real roll lately.

Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2010 04:50 PM (9uwvY)

29

Everyone has a friend of a friend's cousin's brother's sister-in-law who knows some fat chick who didn't know she was pregnant and suddenly pooped out a baby while sitting on the toilet.

Right?

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 04:50 PM (uFokq)

30 I guess it was much easier for me to just ask my wife, a neonatal RN. I've never seen a reason to even consider unsolicited opinion from a gay layman about labor and delivery, particularly of high risk pregnancies.

Posted by: Leland at June 30, 2010 04:51 PM (Q5asM)

31
Andrew Sullivan in...

3rd Chakra From Where the Sun Don't Shine

Posted by: Atomic Roach at June 30, 2010 04:51 PM (Oxen1)

32 I sold Volkswagen 5 years ago and I must submit to those who may not know, there are green Volkswagen Beetles. Now it is a very ugly mint green kinda the ghey color, but nevertheless they are there.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 04:52 PM (nxUYP)

33 He also suffers from "Beaver Fever".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 04:52 PM (0QJjg)

34 What the fuck is this, 1908? Is air travel still a strange adventure to many of us? Shall we begin calling them "aeroplanes" once more? Do we fear we might accidentally fly into a stream of luminiferous aether? What?

I have conclusively proven that heavier-than-air craft will not fly. Therefore you are all banned.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 30, 2010 04:53 PM (AZGON)

35 ~~ tap tap tap ~~~

This microphone is on, yes>

~~~ tappah tappah ~

becasue Dane Cook was on stage night and I am thinking maybe this microphone killed itself ...

you can hear me? Yes?

is good.

Hello my peeps!

I am Hadji the Muslim Comic - the comic who always faces Mecca, even when I am playing on the stage that spins around and around. I am like David Blaine, only not an infidel

What is the difference between Andrew Sullivan's skull and a uterus?

A uterus can develop somthing new.

What is white and has whiskers and has no understanding of human female anatomy?
An albino manatee.

What is white and has whiskers, has no understanding of human female anatomy and blogs for 'The Atlantic'?

H'ah ... I tricked you ... it is an albino manatee with a wi-fi connection.

.

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at June 30, 2010 04:53 PM (ruzrP)

36 When you had the line "Why Trig matters" my first scan was this was an indication of why trigonometry is important in real life. An element of trig is the basic logic you start with.

Posted by: billhedrick at June 30, 2010 04:53 PM (gTZyc)

37 Is it wrong of me to ask why a gay man is so obsessed with a woman's birth canal?
Because he's planning a FABULOUS ob-gyn themed float for next year's Pride Parade...SILLY
ab-fab all day long, gurrrllll
uh-hunh. YEAH

Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2010 04:53 PM (+FkcS)

38 What the fuck is this, 1908? Is air travel still a strange adventure to many of us?
Read up on a little historical oddity called the "Cargo Cults". They believed that Airplanes were brought gifts from the Gods... and that belief continued LONG after they understood that airplanes were piloted by men.
In fact... in the historic oddity department, one of the longest lived Cargo Cults is the "John FRUM" cult... thought to be named after a WWII pilot.
Hmmmm... Frum.... and irrational antiquated beliefs... how... appropriate?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2010 04:54 PM (77Zbc)

39 >>> I have conclusively proven that heavier-than-air craft will not fly. Therefore you are all banned.
Finally someone on this blog makes sense. Can you send me your news letter?

Posted by: Fox Butterfield at June 30, 2010 04:55 PM (YObWz)

40 I have conclusively proven that heavier-than-air
craft will not fly. Therefore you are all banned.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 30, 2010 04:53 PM (AZGON)

So you're saying your head is full of helium?
I bid myself adieu.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 04:55 PM (nxUYP)

41 Off topic - Pamela Gorman, the hot chick with the Tommy gun, is running against Ben Quayle, Dan's son, for the GOP nomination.
Ben started running ads on Ace and other conservative sites today. A hot chick who likes to pack heat or a kid whose dad can't spell. I think I will go with the hot chick.

Posted by: bc3b at June 30, 2010 04:55 PM (+QXu3)

42 In the end, I believe that Sullivan's problem is jealousy. He is angry at Sarah for having Todd Palin's children. Arole he sees himself best qualified to fill.
So you're right. He's the little undigested insect legs in the batshit crazy.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 30, 2010 04:55 PM (RkRxq)

43 Andrew Sullivan hosting...Snatch Game '76

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 04:56 PM (0QJjg)

44 Sorry, Ace, I don't understand your reasoning.

Posted by: Michael Mann at June 30, 2010 04:56 PM (T0NGe)

45 Why Trig Matters?
The trigonometric functions are very important in
technical subjects like science, engineering, architecture, and even
medicine. You will come across trig functions all the time and you are
encouraged to learn them well!




Surveying is one of the many applications. Road
makers, bridge builders and those whose job it is to get buildings in
the right place all use trigonometry in their daily work.

I am sure this is what Candi Andi was talking about but I didn't click the link.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 30, 2010 04:56 PM (T0bhq)

46 Andrew Sullivan would like to have Todd Palin's babies. He hates Sarah because she actually has.

Posted by: bc3b at June 30, 2010 04:56 PM (+QXu3)

47 I don't know who this sullivan is but the few posts about him I've seen here lead me to conclude that he could be one of the individuals on this show I watched last night for the first time called Obsessed. It's about people with severe OCD/anxiety and their journey through treatment. I picture this sullivan character as one of the Village People pacing around his single apartment mumbling about Palin's uterus. He sounds like someone crying out for help.

Posted by: Dillinger at June 30, 2010 04:56 PM (BedzM)

48 This issue was helpful before the election, now not so much.

Posted by: The MFM at June 30, 2010 04:56 PM (OKUdf)

49 In fact... in the historic oddity department, one of the longest lived Cargo Cults is the "John FRUM" cult... thought to be named after a WWII pilot.

My friends Brooks and Brock will defend my courageous stance on the establishment of a rational religious response to right-wing hatred.

Posted by: David Frum at June 30, 2010 04:57 PM (AZGON)

50
I'll go with the Quayle kid. Because Gorman is probably a confederate.

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 04:57 PM (uFokq)

51 Reason and evidence? Sounds kind of fishy to us.

Posted by: Social Scientists at June 30, 2010 04:57 PM (T0NGe)

52 Ace, you're so right on!

I mean, Sullivan is a crazed moron who, in Hunter Thompson's (paraphrased) words, should be stuffed in a bottle and set adrift in the goddamn Japanese current....

Really, how dare he?

P.S. Who is Andrew Sullivan? Friend of Weigel, maybe? One of the approximately 110,429,356 crazed bloggers on the Interwebz? Is a Twitter war ahead? Will you un-friend him on Facebook?

Gulf of Mexico, Kagan, Eric Holder vs. all white people, genuine disasters everywhere, hellooooooooo?

Posted by: Wannabe Crazed Sex Poodle at June 30, 2010 04:57 PM (Ulu3i)

53 I gather that there is nothing left to report so I will remove AoSHQ from the must-read list.

Have a lot of fun.

Posted by: Larry Sheldon at June 30, 2010 04:57 PM (OmeRL)

54 Is it wrong of me to ask why a gay man is so obsessed with a woman's
birth canal?

Don't you get it? Childbirth is the equivalent of having a very large fist inserted into the vagina. Now, insert rectum instead of vagina and you will then know where I am coming from.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at June 30, 2010 04:58 PM (nxUYP)

55 Andrew Sullivan in...The Right Muff

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 04:58 PM (0QJjg)

56 Home freakin' Run, Ace.

Posted by: brando at June 30, 2010 04:58 PM (IPGju)

57 Andrew Sullivan is Glutius Maximus .

Posted by: Rocks at June 30, 2010 04:59 PM (Q1lie)

58 You mean a hyper-emotion, deranged, AIDS induced gay man who has a complete and total fear of Vaginas might not be up to speed on pregnancy related matters?

I don't understand...

Posted by: Phil at June 30, 2010 04:59 PM (b42W0)

59 I could talk about some of Ace's obsessions, you know.

Posted by: Pamela Geller at June 30, 2010 04:59 PM (AZGON)

60 Just received an urgent mailing from The Atlantic yesterday offering me a year for $10. It includes a return envelope. Trying to compose thoughts for a suitable return.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 30, 2010 04:59 PM (U4m5q)

61
Because he's planning a FABULOUS ob-gyn themed
float for next year's Pride Parade...SILLY
Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2010 04:53 PM (+FkcS)

AARGH! My brain! My brain! You've warped it! It will never be the same again! [moans of anguish]

Posted by: Mary in LA at June 30, 2010 05:00 PM (NGf/6)

62 gay man who has a complete and total fear of Vaginas

I thought they were called Man-pussies?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at June 30, 2010 05:00 PM (nxUYP)

63 I don't know, Andrew Sullivan's medical analysis sounds rock solid to me.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at June 30, 2010 05:01 PM (T0NGe)

64 Deep down people like Sullivan and almost everyone on the left hate Sarah Palin for one reason above all else.....

Deep down, they know she is better than them.

Posted by: Dan at June 30, 2010 05:01 PM (1jzSs)

65 Genius posting... hopefully, Andi Sullivan, amateur uterus inspector, will find something else to do...

Maybe an Al Gore power glute inspector, if you know what I mean....

Posted by: GuyfromNH at June 30, 2010 05:02 PM (kbOju)

66 Und I think this man has zerious Mother issues...

Posted by: Sigmund Fraud at June 30, 2010 05:02 PM (77Zbc)

67 Sullivan is right. You can't releaseyour second chakra like that without a huge mess.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 30, 2010 05:03 PM (T0NGe)

68 Raiders of the Lost Pudenda

Andi Sullivan and the Cooter of Doom

Andi Sullivan and The Last Pelvic Examination

Andi Sullivan and The Kingdom of the Sequined Va-jay-jay

Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 30, 2010 05:03 PM (/U/Mr)

69 Kinda like how you don't see all those Iraq studies anymore about how many innocents we are slaughtering or random chainmail letters of hwo Repub Y wants to ban books. Those were means to an end. Now that the end has been reached only the truly insane keep talking about it. Andi should do like the rest of us in the media have done, forget we ever argued what we did, forget any of our criticisms of actual policies, and mindlessly fellate Obama' s penis.

Posted by: The MFM at June 30, 2010 05:04 PM (OKUdf)

70
Withhis sleep of dreams comes nightmares of...
The Nookie Monster

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:04 PM (0QJjg)

71 I could talk about some of Ace's obsessions, you
know.

Posted by: Pamela Geller at June 30, 2010 04:59 PM (AZGON)
If you're the real Pamela Geller, congratulations on a job well done! I just read that Mosab Yousef was granted asylum today.Even if you're a sock, let's hear about those obsessions! :-)

Posted by: Mary in LA at June 30, 2010 05:04 PM (NGf/6)

72 It doesn't matter, Ace. People will believe what they want to believe. That goes for Sullivan and for his audience.
Change green punchbuggies to WMDs in Iraq. You could point out that two UN inspectors didn't see anything, but three soldiers did. And check Saddam Hussein's website: He's advertising a payout to the family members of suicide bombers. You could say that he's not just flaunting that he's funding transnational terrorism, he's flaunting it. And I could reply, "No. I don't believe that. I have a right to my opinion, and I believe there's no justification for invading Iraq."
I like your method of discource better, Ace -- but Sullivan's is winning the day.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 30, 2010 05:04 PM (cQyWA)

73 67 Und I think this man has zerious Mother issues...
Posted by: Sigmund Fraud at June 30, 2010 05:02 PM (77Zbc)
Dude, what about Obama's fatherhood PSAs? Soooooo creepy.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 30, 2010 05:04 PM (T0NGe)

74 So you're saying a mentally deranged gay man on drugs who happens to get paid lots of money to bleat out his thoughts on a blog despite the fact he still continues to insist he's a conservative regardless of his support for whatever Shock and Awe statism his newfound boyfriend throws at him might be a little bit confused about pregnancy related matters?

I'm not following...

Posted by: Phil at June 30, 2010 05:04 PM (b42W0)

75 Picking on retards again, Ace? Nice.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 30, 2010 05:05 PM (J5Srq)

76
Andrew has birthed several generations of gerbils, out of his ass, so, and gerbils are genetically closer to us than elephants, if you get my meaning, yeah, and what is it with elephants and peanuts, oh, Andrew, he knows what he is talking about.

Posted by: Chris Tingles at June 30, 2010 05:06 PM (Oxen1)

77 Andrew Sullivan in...Cranny Get Your Gun

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:07 PM (0QJjg)

78 Andrew Sullivan is Louis Leakey in....
Discovering The Homo Erectus

Posted by: Beto at June 30, 2010 05:07 PM (j5CHE)

79 I think I will go with the hot chick.

Posted by: bc3b at June 30, 2010 04:55 PM (+QXu3)
If going with the hot chick is wrong, I assume you don't want to be right.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 30, 2010 05:07 PM (YVZlY)

80 Picking on retards again, Ace? Nice.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 30, 2010 05:05 PM (J5Srq)
Umm, welcome to AoS HQ! Here, pull up a nice squashy hobo to sit on, and have a swig of my Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Mary in LA at June 30, 2010 05:07 PM (NGf/6)

81 And this is less insane than wanting to see the birth certificate?

Posted by: dagny at June 30, 2010 05:08 PM (3DH2H)

82 Even for teh gheyz it's all about the VAG....

Posted by: Sponge at June 30, 2010 05:08 PM (UK9cE)

83 I don' know nuthin' bout birthin no babies!

Posted by: Butterfly McSullivan at June 30, 2010 05:08 PM (j5CHE)

84 It includes a return envelope. Trying to compose thoughts for a suitable return.


Is the envelope marked Business Reply Mail? As in, The Atlantic gets charged by weight?

I'm thinking cinderblock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2010 05:09 PM (P9+0W)

85 61
Just received an urgent mailing from The Atlantic yesterday offering me a
year for $10. It includes a return envelope. Trying to compose thoughts
for a suitable return.

Go ahead. Release your second chakra.

Posted by: A. Gore at June 30, 2010 05:09 PM (wOGfT)

86 82 And this is less insane than wanting to see the birth certificate?
Posted by: dagny at June 30, 2010 05:08 PM (3DH2H)
Birth Certificate... birth canal... same difference? Does that mean we can start calling HIM a Birther?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2010 05:10 PM (77Zbc)

87 I thought they were called Man-pussies?

Here and I thought it was 'Mangina'.....

Posted by: Sponge at June 30, 2010 05:10 PM (UK9cE)

88 Crazy is think that unseen forces are out to fuck with you. Batshit insane is babbling to people in your own secret language.

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2010 05:10 PM (4WbTI)

89 the fact he still continues to insist he's a conservative
Not really? LOL

Posted by: dagny at June 30, 2010 05:11 PM (3DH2H)

90 Go ahead. Release your second chakra.

Hey Al, what does Chakra mean? Does it mean I'm a stupid fat-fuck?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 05:11 PM (nxUYP)

91
Andrew Sullivan, David Brock, Charles Johnson, David Frum, David Brooks, Dave Wiegel, and Larry Marchant in...

The Magnificent Semen

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:11 PM (uFokq)

92 85
It includes a return envelope. Trying to compose thoughts for a suitable return.
Is the envelope marked Business Reply Mail? As in, The Atlantic gets charged by weight?I'm thinking cinderblock.


My answer was going to be "used toilet paper", but yours is better.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 30, 2010 05:12 PM (ZxF0y)

93 I wouldn't even know who Sullivan was if you morons didn't talk about him. Maybe he is totally nuts.
But I still don't think the Trig Truthers actually believe what they say. It's a politically motivated smear, designed to make Palin a "tabloid" figure who shouldn't be taken seriously.
Obviously, there are crazy people in the world, but this looks more like an Alinskytactic to me.

Posted by: Moron in a Caribou Snuggie at June 30, 2010 05:13 PM (Ks4nX)

94 Apparently "Trig Matters" because of her stance on health care. "Because he is at the center of her politics." Whatever the fuck that means.

Don't ask me how I know this; the experience was awful enough without having to discuss it.

I did this for you, Ace. I expect a free subscription to your blog and newsletter.

Posted by: NJConservative at June 30, 2010 05:13 PM (LH6ir)

95
Lucid, I thin you got some 'splanin to do.

Posted by: Ricky! at June 30, 2010 05:14 PM (Oxen1)

96 Andrew Sullivan in...
Mystery Alaska Vagina

Posted by: Sponge at June 30, 2010 05:14 PM (UK9cE)

97 Andrew Sullivan in...

The Mangina Monologues

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 05:16 PM (nxUYP)

98 A Tale of Two Fallopian Tubes

Posted by: Sponge at June 30, 2010 05:16 PM (UK9cE)

99 A hot chick who likes to pack heat or a kid whose dad can't spell. I think I will go with the hot chick.



To be fair to Quayle, wasn't the infamous "potatoe incident" largely a MFM fabrication?

Still, as far as I'm concerned, having a politician as father, mother or spouse should be a disqualifying factor for public office. Fuck these wannabe political dynasties.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2010 05:16 PM (P9+0W)

100 Kilgore is your master simple cons...

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 05:17 PM (PkPsS)

101 Andrew Sullivan in ...

Only half a man and a baby

Posted by: David Cameron at June 30, 2010 05:17 PM (+NfQM)

102 Andrew Sullivan in...Tremble at the Wizard's Sleeve

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:17 PM (0QJjg)

103 The Magnificent Semen
Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:11 PM (uFokq)

Or the Malignant Seven?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2010 05:17 PM (77Zbc)

104 So let me get this straight? A woman who knows her pregnancy is a risky option returns to the doctor she's familiar with at the first sign that she might be going into labor instead of going to one not familiar with her or the child. And Andrew thinks this is beyond the pale because it included a plane ride?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 05:17 PM (0q2P7)

105 Sullivan is like those idiots still posting Iraq war death totals....so 2008. The election is over we won, put down your bayonet and stop stabbing.

Posted by: The MFM at June 30, 2010 05:17 PM (OKUdf)

106
I think it was the kid who spelled it wrong, not Quayle.

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:17 PM (uFokq)

107 Can someone please explain to me again why I'm supposed to care about the incoherent ramblings of a 'man' with a clear case of roids rage?

Because I don't.

*scratches head and not understanding the fascination*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 30, 2010 05:18 PM (pLTLS)

108 Smart, good-looking women who love their families scare liberals.

And a scared rat will always try to bite.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 05:18 PM (JR2D9)

109 Of course, in "The Good Earth" by Pearl S. Buck, the woman just went off to some bushes, and shazam .. popped out the kid .. and went back to the fields.

Posted by: Neo at June 30, 2010 05:18 PM (tE8FB)

110 Of course Sullivan is jealous! Have you seen Todd?

Posted by: Sarah Palin at June 30, 2010 05:18 PM (HtIec)

111 I wouldn't do that vagina even if it were shaped like a big juicy cock!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 05:18 PM (PkPsS)

112 Andrew Sullivan in...Maidenhead Revisited

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:19 PM (0QJjg)

113 Andrew Sullivan, David Brock, Charles Johnson, David Frum, David Brooks, Dave Wiegel, and Larry Marchant in...

TWELVE ANGRY MEN
(once they fill out the roster with a couple black guys, a hispanic guy, maybe even an Arab or a he-she to make it truly reflective of their 100% independent collective political viewpoint. Which they haven't decided on yet. Because that would be wrong.)

Posted by: LincolnTf at June 30, 2010 05:19 PM (Um3jj)

114 I had a white 69 bug with blue fenders once.Does that make it blue,white or green?

Posted by: ziptie at June 30, 2010 05:19 PM (lLS3Y)

115 I wouldn't do that vagina if it was the last one on earth.

Sullivan only wishes he had a vagina

Posted by: Neo at June 30, 2010 05:19 PM (tE8FB)

116 Andrew Sullivan in ...

The Vagina of Secrets

Posted by: J.K. Rowling at June 30, 2010 05:20 PM (+NfQM)

117 Todd is nothing but a pretty little fellow.
Sometimes I fantasize about riding behind him, naked, on his snow mobile, but please don't tell mother.

Posted by: Person of Stupid. at June 30, 2010 05:20 PM (PkPsS)

118 Ace, you talk too much. If Sullivan is as retarded as you say, then quit giving him the time of day! I can guaran-damn-tee you that if everyone who thought he was a idiot ignored him instead of prattling on ad nauseum about him in their blogs, nobody would read his crap and he'd have to get a job at Burker King by the end of the week.

Posted by: SuperMag at June 30, 2010 05:20 PM (bCyV7)

119 I wouldn't do that mangina if it was the last one on
earth.


Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 05:18 PM (PkPsS)

FIFY.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 05:20 PM (nxUYP)

120 Andrew Sullivan in...Twat's Happening!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:20 PM (0QJjg)

121
Ace Writes:Now, if I had those three emails, should I just kind of throw up my
hands and say "Well, some agree, some disagree, so I guess it's an open
question; the controversy remains alive" ?
Of course not. Because each of those last three emails proved the
case conclusively that my theory was provably, 100% wrong.
The "supportive" emails barely supported me, in that to really prove it I
would need to ask every person on the face of the earth if he'd ever
seen a green Beetle, and only if everyone said "No" would I be 99% sure I
was right about there being no green Beetles. (Even then-- I could
still be wrong!)
On the other hand, each of the undermining emails blew my theory
completely out of the water and rubbished it. Each one of them proved
my case utterly false. Because my theory, after all, was that green
Beetles were impossible, and a single spotting of a green one proves
they are possible.




This reminds me of the Birth Certificate controversy. I offered to PROVE that state officials WILL lie about birth certificates (by sending copies of BOTH of my birth certificates) and nobody at this website wants to see them.



Is it insane when you refuse to look at something that actually proves a point?








Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2010 05:20 PM (eVJ7T)

122 Is the envelope marked Business Reply
Mail? As in, The Atlantic gets charged by weight?I'm thinking cinderblock.

It is indeed Biz Reply Mail. No postage necessary. I think the phrases "Michael Kelly achieving jet turbine speeds in his grave" and "maddened rantings of an amateur gynecologist" will fit nicely.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 30, 2010 05:20 PM (U4m5q)

123 Andrew's mind is quite sane.

Posted by: Pete Stark at June 30, 2010 05:21 PM (kb0wl)

124 Side Window

Starring
Andrew Sullivan and Joe McGinniss.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 05:21 PM (0q2P7)

125 Borrowed from Luboڑ: The length of the emperor's nose. Only tangentially related, but I find the parallels amusing.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 05:21 PM (wOtDN)

126
Andrew Sullivan in William Faulkner's...

Speculum, Speculum!

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:22 PM (uFokq)

127 Andrew Sullivan in...

I Spit on Your Twat

Posted by: Sponge at June 30, 2010 05:22 PM (UK9cE)

128 Keep punching down, Ace!

Posted by: torabora at June 30, 2010 05:22 PM (rFDlC)

129 I think it was the kid who spelled it wrong, not Quayle.

It was actually a school employee who spelled it wrong on the cards provided to Quayle at the spelling bee. The kid spelled it right Quayle went with the card and told him he was wrong and the MFM ran with it.

Since it is much funnier that a politician can't spell vs a union teacher or administrator that can't spell.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 30, 2010 05:23 PM (tf9Ne)

130 RayGunIsDead, this isn't the Canada or New Zealand thread. Why have you immigrated here? Too much heat back on the other thread?

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 05:24 PM (HtIec)

131 Andrew Sullivan ... I sort of get Ace's interest. Sullivan was creme d'jure for discriminating liberals everywhere trying to understand why they kept losing to flyover country. For Sullivan to call himself -- and I use the term loosely -- a "conservative" or even "libertarian" is like Hitler claiming to be a practicing Catholic.

It just ain't so.

What's now sad is WE are losing to this Loony Crew. I sure hope the current polls are right because only a massive "realignment" in November will restore my faith in the intelligence of the average voter.


Posted by: Full Moon at June 30, 2010 05:25 PM (6UfSo)

132
Since it is much funnier that a Republican politician can't spell vs a union
teacher or administrator that can't spell.

Truism. And adjusted for accuracy.

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:26 PM (uFokq)

133 Andi Sullivan in:
The Pit and the Speculum

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 05:26 PM (JR2D9)

134 Does this idiot actually get paid to write this crap?


Posted by: Timbo at June 30, 2010 05:26 PM (ph9vn)

135 Andrew Sullivan in...Taco Libre

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:27 PM (0QJjg)

136 132
RayGunIsDead, this isn't the Canada or New Zealand thread. Why have you
immigrated here? Too much heat back on the other thread?


Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 05:24 PM (HtIec)

I didn't know Ace supports open borders......

Posted by: Sponge at June 30, 2010 05:27 PM (UK9cE)

137 Glory holes rule.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 05:27 PM (PkPsS)

138 Well I thought my "bug fuck crazy" description was pretty pithy but you used more words so you win.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2010 05:27 PM (VW9/y)

139
Since it is much funnier that a politician can't spell vs a union
teacher or administrator that can't spell or a President who can't pronunciate.


Posted by: Teleprompter Jose at June 30, 2010 05:27 PM (Oxen1)

140 I have always wondered, who cares? Why is this an issue? How would Sullivan's theory being TRUE affect Sarah Palin's ability to govern?

It's like 2004 and the fake Dan Rather memos. Even if true that Bush had an easy coast of it almost thirty years ago, how does that relate to now?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 30, 2010 05:28 PM (eNxMU)

141
Andrew Sullivan in...

Big Trouble in Little Va-China

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:28 PM (uFokq)

142 42
Off topic - Pamela Gorman, the hot chick with the Tommy gun, is running against Ben Quayle, Dan's son, for the GOP nomination.
Ben started running ads on Ace and other conservative sites today. A hot chick who likes to pack heat or a kid whose dad can't spell. I think I will go with the hot chick.

Posted by: bc3b at June 30, 2010 04:55 PM (+QXu3)
You just know that he's been asked if he knows how to spell Potato at least 100 times by now.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 05:28 PM (oVQFe)

143 Andrew Sullivan is James Bond in...
Not-Yo'-Pussy

Posted by: Action Movie Voiceover Guy at June 30, 2010 05:28 PM (1R6cr)

144 Andrew Sullivan in...

Attack of the Killer Vaginas

Posted by: Sponge at June 30, 2010 05:28 PM (UK9cE)

145 Is it wrong of me to ask why a gay man
is so obsessed with a woman's
birth canal?

Womb Envy?

Posted by: TXMarko at June 30, 2010 05:28 PM (obRxh)

146 Andrew Sullivan in:
Planet of the Gapes

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at June 30, 2010 05:29 PM (DkEUV)

147
Andrew Sullivan is Jake in...

Va-Chinatown

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:29 PM (uFokq)

148 Andrew Sullivan in...Snapper John, M.D.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:29 PM (0QJjg)

149 123 Is the envelope marked Business Reply Mail? As in, The Atlantic gets charged by weight?I'm thinking cinderblock.It is indeed Biz Reply Mail. No postage necessary. I think the phrases "Michael Kelly achieving jet turbine speeds in his grave" and "maddened rantings of an amateur gynecologist" will fit nicely.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 30, 2010 05:20 PM (U4m5q)
Amateur gay gynecologist that has nighmares of Palin's uterus would be better.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 05:30 PM (oVQFe)

150 Andrew Sullivan in...
Placent of a Woman

Posted by: Drama Movie Voiceover Guy at June 30, 2010 05:30 PM (1R6cr)

151 I miss election season. Some of the trolls were at least sentient.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 05:30 PM (0q2P7)

152 Andrew Sullivan in...

Vagina Goes to Jail

Posted by: Sponge at June 30, 2010 05:30 PM (UK9cE)

153 Andrew Sullivan in...The Va-China Syndrome

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:30 PM (0QJjg)

154 Thwacking on these trolls is about as much fun as playing pong by yourself.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 05:31 PM (0q2P7)

155 Not quite a logical fit, there, ace.

The existence vel non of green Beetles is not open to real dispute: once it is established that there is a single instance of a green Beetle, the contention that green Beetles don't exist is disproven.

There's very different than saying a story holds water or it doesn't; there can be a virtually infinite number of variables in whether we believe a story or not.

That said: Sullivan is a self-righteous, desperate, pitiful little man who is wildly obsessed about that which he will never experience - the mechanisms of human reproduction. He views the hive-minded old biddies of the left as representative of females. He's fascinated to the point of incredulity by the concept of bright, principled (not to mention bonerific) women, because they are vanishingly rare on the left. He seeks to reconcile the cognitive dissonance caused him by Sarah Palin by trying to destroy her.

He is, in short, a fucking douche. Why do you give him any air time at all?

Posted by: Pavel at June 30, 2010 05:31 PM (bRdb3)

156 Andrew Sullivan in . . .

Trig Trouble in Sarah's Vagina

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2010 05:32 PM (zgZzy)

157
Andrew Sullivan as Jonah and Rosie O'Donuts as the whale in

Attack of the 50 ft Vagina

Posted by: 42nd Street Video Pirate at June 30, 2010 05:32 PM (Oxen1)

158 Andrew Sullivan is Jack Burton in...

Big Trouble in Little Vagina

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at June 30, 2010 05:32 PM (DkEUV)

159 Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 05:18 PM (PkPsS)


Of course you wouldn't. It's okay. Coming Out is difficult, but you should be true to your nature. Don't live a lie. Believe it or not, even us "cons" will offer support for disclosing your homosexuality. No one should live with the heartache and pain of trying to hide one's orientation.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2010 05:32 PM (P9+0W)

160 Andrew Sullivan in...

Who's Lineage is it Anyway?

Posted by: Sponge at June 30, 2010 05:33 PM (UK9cE)

161 Damnit, Wyatt, yours is better.

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at June 30, 2010 05:33 PM (DkEUV)

162 Andrew Sullivan in...Turner and Cooch

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:33 PM (0QJjg)

163
Andrew Sullivan and Larry Sinclair in...

The African Queef

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:33 PM (uFokq)

164 To put it bluntly, I think mom's vagina is pretty stretched after all those different" uncles" coming over to visit.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 05:34 PM (PkPsS)

165 164 Damnit, Wyatt, yours is better.

Beat you by about a minute.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2010 05:34 PM (zgZzy)

166 Andrew Sullivan is the next contestant in ...

Name That Tube!!

Posted by: Sponge at June 30, 2010 05:34 PM (UK9cE)

167 Dan Quayle story...

He is from Indiana and was at a small local grocery store after he was VP. He helped my friend put groceries in her trunk. He is a really nice guy. No cameras around.. its just who he is.

I met him once at a book signing. He talked to my mom as if they knew each other for years.

He got a bum rap as a rich kid.. but they actually sold the family van to afford all the clothes for inauguration.


Posted by: Timbo at June 30, 2010 05:34 PM (ph9vn)

168

wow almost 200 comments and no one reposted the oft-used...

From Here to Maternity

Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:35 PM (uFokq)

169 " " sob " " It all began when I subbed in the Beagle in place of my hamster. THE CLAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" " sob " "

Posted by: Insane Andi at June 30, 2010 05:36 PM (Zj8fM)

170 In other semi-related news, John Edwards is looking pretty sexy and single right now...

http://tinyurl.com/2bh6wpf

Posted by: Darth Sullivan at June 30, 2010 05:36 PM (l4wgH)

171
Andrew Sullivan in

The President's Penis is Missing

Posted by: 42nd Street Video Pirate at June 30, 2010 05:36 PM (Oxen1)

172 I think this is what happens if you suck a lot of cock. Nothing personal ladies.

Posted by: gus at June 30, 2010 05:36 PM (Vqruj)

173 Remember that movie Fantastic Voyage where the scientists miniaturized themselves so they could attack a virus in someone's body?
A-Sul was in that little craft, he deplaned when they got to the host body's fallopian tubes.

Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2010 05:36 PM (+FkcS)

174 I just can't work up any interest in Andrew Sullivan. He is irrelevant. Seriously, I would rather reada thread of Rayguns rantings - more comedic value and probably more logic.

Posted by: Mallamutt, Still available as the pollster for AOSHQ at June 30, 2010 05:37 PM (OWjjx)

175 Typical teabagger craziness criticizing my boy Andy.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 30, 2010 05:37 PM (mka2b)

176 There is no such thing as color. Color is a quality. Your 'green' is in your imagination.

Posted by: Zombie Plato at June 30, 2010 05:38 PM (rFDlC)

177
Remember the CMDF?

Combined Miniature Defense Force

Posted by: chunkwing asianplover at June 30, 2010 05:38 PM (uFokq)

178 Cons! I am inserting Tinker Toys one by one into my rear port, cons.


When I am finished, I will have a completely built Tinker Toy dildo and it will ALREADY be lodged in my ass, cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 05:39 PM (PkPsS)

179 Andrew Sullivan in...Silence of the Clam

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:39 PM (0QJjg)

180 To put it bluntly, I think sarahs vagina is pretty
stretched after 17 kids.


Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 05:34 PM (PkPsS)

Only to those with 4 inch penises.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 05:39 PM (nxUYP)

181 Andrew Sullivan in...
Thighs Wide Shut

Posted by: Drama Movie Voiceover Guy at June 30, 2010 05:39 PM (1R6cr)

182
Andrew Sullivan in...

Doctor Stoolittle

Posted by: i like chunky asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:40 PM (uFokq)

183 There's very different than saying a story holds water or it doesn't;
there can be a virtually infinite number of variables in whether we
believe a story or not.

A possible story only needs one prior instance.
A plausible story need only be not extremely rare.

If your sample in comments is say 1000 people, (I'm being generous) figure half of them are physically female, 70% of those are interested in procreative activity. 50% of those have actually gone through pregnancy (just throwing out reasonable estimates) Of those maybe 30% have been in a remotely similar circumstance, and......
you get 5 or 6 respondents who say the same thing happened to them? Well the story not only is possible, but very plausible. Any objective measure stipulates your non-believable story argument is wrong.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 05:41 PM (0q2P7)

184
Color is a quality. Your 'green' is in your imagination.

Actually, color is a vibration. My vibration takes eight D's.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at June 30, 2010 05:41 PM (Oxen1)

185 Cons! Mother is now serving grilled cheese sandwiches and fruit roll ups, cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 05:41 PM (PkPsS)

186 Kilgore is the main man.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 05:39 PM (PkPsS)


You should tell Kilgore about your love. The Love That Dare Not Speak It's Name. You have the right to be happy. Be true to yourself. Be true to your nature.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2010 05:41 PM (P9+0W)

187
Andrew Sullivan in...

Boy Story 3

Posted by: i like chunky asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:42 PM (uFokq)

188 Andrew Sullivan in...
The Cooter Wore Tennis Shoes

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:42 PM (0QJjg)

189 Andrew Sullivan in...

Rear and Pleasant Danger

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at June 30, 2010 05:42 PM (DkEUV)

190 Uh, regarding that Raygun post earlier........errr, nevermind.

Posted by: Mallamutt, Still available as the pollster for AOSHQ at June 30, 2010 05:42 PM (OWjjx)

191 I wasn't there but I can testify that Sarah Palin did give birth to Trig in a Green Volkswagon. I read it on the interwebs.

Posted by: robtr at June 30, 2010 05:42 PM (fwSHf)

192 Green is My Lizard, Cal-res is My Johnson

Posted by: Andi "Killgore Taint" Sillyman at June 30, 2010 05:43 PM (kb0wl)

193 Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 05:41 PM (0q2P7)

Ah, but if you use the Daily Kos made up statistics Service? You can have any numbers you want...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2010 05:43 PM (77Zbc)

194 Oh what the fuck with this Sullivan shit!!!

Posted by: Truman North at June 30, 2010 05:43 PM (e8YaH)

195 Has the Sage of P-town come up with a "computer model" of the Trig pregnancy yet?

Posted by: LincolnTf at June 30, 2010 05:43 PM (Um3jj)

196 Andrew Sullivan and Clint Eastwood in.......

Dirty Hairy Mangina.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 05:43 PM (nxUYP)

197 Andrew Sullivan and a little blue pill in ...

It's been Hard for a Day and Night

Posted by: Yoko Ono at June 30, 2010 05:43 PM (+NfQM)

198 Cons! I would like to surf Al Gore's back fat while wearing nothing but fuzzy pink socks, cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 05:43 PM (PkPsS)

199 Andrew Sullivan in:

The Man with No Brains

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 05:44 PM (wOtDN)

200 Color is a quality. Your 'green' is in
your imagination.

Ah yes, the days before physics.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 05:44 PM (0q2P7)

201 Vadges? We don't need no stinkin' vadges!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:44 PM (0QJjg)

202 I want her to become president just to put him out of his misery; you know he couldn't handle it.

Posted by: Stan at June 30, 2010 05:44 PM (9hFQV)

203
Andrew Sullivan in...

No Country For Old Menses

Posted by: i like chunky asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:44 PM (uFokq)

204 4 inch diameter is everything.


See, you know about the Cock. There is no shame in admitting your true nature. Be free. Be happy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2010 05:44 PM (P9+0W)

205 Ah, but if you use the Daily Kos made up statistics Service? You can have any numbers you want...
Why the hell do you think I have been asking for the gig as AOSHQ Pollster for 2 days now --- cause I really want to work?

Posted by: Mallamutt, Still available as the pollster for AOSHQ at June 30, 2010 05:44 PM (OWjjx)

206
There Will Be Menstrual Blood

Posted by: i like chunky asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:45 PM (uFokq)

207 Ace, your Andrew Sullivan posts could and should be anthologized. A spiteful, petty little anthology, but a devastating one nonetheless.

Posted by: Jeff B. at June 30, 2010 05:45 PM (l1KFP)

208 Who was her gynecologist? Dr. Hafaaahhhrrr

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at June 30, 2010 05:45 PM (DkEUV)

209 4 inch diameter is everything. Ask any girl. Ask any
male con.


Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 05:41 PM (PkPsS)

Length son, length. I'm sure your thickness is measured in cut fingernails.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 05:45 PM (nxUYP)

210 Andrew Sullivan in ...

Iron Deficiency Man, II

Posted by: Robert Downey, Jr. at June 30, 2010 05:46 PM (+NfQM)

211 Andrew Sullivan in the heartwarming classing about a Castro district fluffer posing as an OBGYN in rural Alaska, My Cousin Sully

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 05:46 PM (wOtDN)

212 So... what you're saying is that... Palin gave birth to a green Volkswagen.

Dammit! How did I allow myself to overlook the obvious clues?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at June 30, 2010 05:47 PM (veL4N)

213 classic, not classing. good lord, i'ma have another gin before this shaking gets too bad

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 05:47 PM (wOtDN)

214 Andrew Sullivan in: Fiddler on the Poof

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:47 PM (0QJjg)

215 Raygun does not understand that Ace is the man. Raygun does not get Ace, much like everything else in the looney liberal world.

Posted by: Rayguns Demented Evil Twin Conservative Brother at June 30, 2010 05:48 PM (OWjjx)

216 Wish we could trust ACOG to give a solid medical opinion based on their professional integrity and a significant body of research; but they would just call the White House to for an answer.

Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2010 05:48 PM (CPefM)

217 Andrew Sullivan. Oscar winner, Sandra Bullock.

The Hind Side

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at June 30, 2010 05:49 PM (DkEUV)

218 and whose the fool, the one who writes this crap or the one who reads him?

Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2010 05:49 PM (CPefM)

219 If Palin drove to Alaska from Texas in 4 days, she's all woman.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at June 30, 2010 05:49 PM (xO+6C)

220 Charles Sullivan is an idiot.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at June 30, 2010 05:50 PM (ps0+9)

221 I prefer black dick at the glory hole.

Posted by: Raygunn at June 30, 2010 05:50 PM (nxUYP)

222 Er, Andrew Sullivan. Though I'm certain there's a Charles Sullivan somewhere that is as well. And Charles Johnson. And they're both sufficiently idiotic they've blended into a gestalt of gestupid.
I will now crawl off somewhere and hide.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at June 30, 2010 05:51 PM (ps0+9)

223 Raygun needs to stop sniffing glue and Read Ace. Ace is the man. Raygun doesn't like Ace because Ace has more traffic than Raygun's blog "Things I stuck up my rectum today".

Posted by: Rayguns Demented Evil Twin Conservative Brother at June 30, 2010 05:51 PM (OWjjx)

224
I think this is what happens if you suck a lot of cock. Nothing personal ladies
Dude, we always knew this. Why do you think we only do it when jewelry is involved?

Posted by: Filly at June 30, 2010 05:51 PM (YbsWK)

225 Andrew Sullivan in: Nuts

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:52 PM (0QJjg)

226 I've never read any of Freud's writings about Vagina Envy.
Because I don't read Sully.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2010 05:52 PM (VBjuk)

227 Speaking of Sarah Palin, C4P is having a "money bomb" for SarahPac, Clint Didier and Sarah's uterus, but mostly SarahPac.
Click my name! Do it! It'll make a liberal cry!

Posted by: Moron in a Caribou Snuggie at June 30, 2010 05:53 PM (Ks4nX)

228 @222 For those of us from Texas (and, I'm relatively certain Alaska, too) 4 days could be done.
I don't know if it could be done in labor, but it could be done...

Posted by: Allen G at June 30, 2010 05:53 PM (hH7n9)

229 A spiteful, petty little anthology, but a devastating one nonetheless.


Or as Dorothy Parker put it....if you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, come sit by me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2010 05:53 PM (P9+0W)

230 Andrew Sullivan in ...

Phantom of the Vulva

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 30, 2010 05:53 PM (tf9Ne)

231

Also:

The Cooch Trip

Posted by: i like chunky asian chicks at June 30, 2010 05:53 PM (uFokq)

232 Andrew Sullivan in a madcap caper about some lost marbles and a sneaky little turd-burglar: It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad AIDS Dementia.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 05:53 PM (wOtDN)

233 Dude, we always knew this. Why do you think we only do it when jewelry is involved?
And that is your WINNER. If you had Filly at 227, go to the Pay Window and collect your winnings.

Posted by: AOSHQ Bookie at June 30, 2010 05:53 PM (OWjjx)

234 Andrew Sullivan in...
Petty in Pink

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 30, 2010 05:54 PM (YVZlY)

235 I hope that whoever is editing the troll will leave any of his complaints about being edited alone, that is if he ever realizes it. I would love to read his whining unedited.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 05:54 PM (oVQFe)

236 Dude, we always knew this. Why do you think we only do it when jewelry is involved?
Well, that and pretty pathetic begging.
Don't judge me, dammit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2010 05:55 PM (VBjuk)

237 "Amateur gay gynecologist..."

Anus-babies birth pretty quickly, I'll give him that.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 30, 2010 05:55 PM (wd0Iq)

238 Ace is heading the way of Charles. It's the only logical conclusion to wing-nut craziness.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 05:56 PM (PkPsS)

239 Andrew Sullivan in ...Chode to Billy Joe

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:56 PM (0QJjg)

240 I don't know why, but for the last 20 minutes or so, I've been getting the urge to break out the Grace Jones and Sylvester discs.

Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2010 05:56 PM (+FkcS)

241 I would love to read his whining unedited.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 05:54 PM (oVQFe)

Ugh, it's so repetitive. Uninspired backwash mostly. Probably cribbed from some dkos diarist/farktard. The language is stilted and choppy enough that it should be pretty easy to spot over there, if someone were daft enough to go there.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 05:57 PM (wOtDN)

242 Why doesn't Andy try to find Obama's real father?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at June 30, 2010 05:57 PM (xO+6C)

243 See Ace I am wanted. Let the trolls run free.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 05:57 PM (PkPsS)

244 Andrew Sullivan in...

Seven Queer Itch

Posted by: Sponge at June 30, 2010 05:57 PM (UK9cE)

245 Andrew Sullivan and Dudley Moore in......


10...inches in my mangina.

Posted by: Raygunn at June 30, 2010 05:57 PM (nxUYP)

246 Damn troll sock.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 05:58 PM (nxUYP)

247 Andrew Sullivan in the PE action thriller:

Done in 60 Seconds

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at June 30, 2010 05:58 PM (DkEUV)

248 Andrew Sullivan as Ma Barker in:

Public Enemas

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 05:59 PM (wOtDN)

249 Andrew Sullivan in ...
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Lovers Hole to Happiness

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 05:59 PM (0QJjg)

250 250 Andrew Sullivan in the PE action thrillerone in 60 Seconds
what am I, Superman?

Posted by: the obligatory at June 30, 2010 05:59 PM (e8YaH)

251 Palin Pwned a Pair of Poseurs

Posted by: Andi Silliman and Charlie Peedergras at June 30, 2010 06:00 PM (kb0wl)

252 And that is your WINNER. If you had Filly at 227, go to the Pay Window and collect your winnings.

*takes victory lap, sucking no one's cock in the process*

Posted by: Filly at June 30, 2010 06:00 PM (YbsWK)

253 Andrew Sullivan in the title role as:

Doctor Queerlove, ObGyn, or how I learned to stop taking my anti-psychotics and bagged this hot writing gig

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:01 PM (wOtDN)

254 Andrew Sullivan in.....

Fists of Fury!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 06:01 PM (nxUYP)

255 I've always thought Andrew Sullivan cannot think properly.

Posted by: Dianne at June 30, 2010 06:02 PM (eWsHu)

256 Andrew Sullivan in...

How Creamed Was My Valley

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:02 PM (AZGON)

257 Testing.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 06:03 PM (PkPsS)

258
we don't call them aeroplanes any more?

Posted by: bulwark at June 30, 2010 06:03 PM (swBPc)

259 Charles Johnson & Andrew Sullivan are:

The Odd Couple (of seconds of fumbling until their zippers are down and they start smooching each others peckers)

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:03 PM (wOtDN)

260 Andrew Sullivan drinks from "Das Boot" in:

Queerfest

"It's fwustwating...it's fwustwating..."

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at June 30, 2010 06:03 PM (DkEUV)

261 Andrew Sullivan joins an all star cast in

The Vagina Monologues

Posted by: Timbo at June 30, 2010 06:04 PM (ph9vn)

262 Andrew Sullivan and Denzel Washington in....

The Fists of Eli.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 06:04 PM (nxUYP)

263
Andrew Sullivan and Lindsey Graham swish through New Yawk City in...

The Out of Boners

Posted by: 42nd Street Video Pirate at June 30, 2010 06:04 PM (Oxen1)

264 Andrew Sullivan as the meaty lead in:

Disney's: The Dragon's Peter

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:05 PM (wOtDN)

265 Andrew Sullivan as John Coffee in:

The Creamed Smile

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at June 30, 2010 06:05 PM (DkEUV)

266 Ugh, it's so repetitive. Uninspired backwash mostly. Probably cribbed from some dkos diarist/farktard. The language is stilted and choppy enough that it should be pretty easy to spot over there, if someone were daft enough to go there.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 05:57 PM (wOtDN)
Well yeah his normal posts are. I'm hoping though that just maybe the dipshit realizes all of his comments are being changed around. And it causes some epic blow up.
All his other posts are the mindless drivel of a dipshit that spends his time bitching and accusing Conservatives of things that the Democrats are actually the supporters of.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 06:05 PM (oVQFe)

267 Andrew Sullivan in ...
The Rearhunter

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 06:05 PM (0QJjg)

268 The LGF site is a little... different. But Kilgore and myself are cut from the same cloth -- the stupid cloth.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 06:05 PM (PkPsS)

269 Andrew Sullivan stars in.....

Dude Where's my Buttplug!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 06:06 PM (nxUYP)

270 Andrew Sullivan in ...
The Rear of Living Dangerously

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 06:07 PM (0QJjg)

271 Andrew Sullivan's "little brown children" find the crankshaft from an old race-car and take it home to play with it in:

Ian Fleming's Shit-hole Shit-hole Bang Bang

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:08 PM (wOtDN)

272 271 The LGF site is a little... different. But Kilgore and myself are cut from the same cloth.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 06:05 PM (PkPsS)
You mean you spend your free time going to other websites shouting the N-word?

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 06:08 PM (oVQFe)

273 Andrew Sullivan and Cameron Diaz star in..

There's something about Sarah's vagina

Posted by: Timbo at June 30, 2010 06:09 PM (ph9vn)

274 But Kilgore and myself are cut from the same cloth.


See? You're soulmates. Don't deny yourself the chance at a life of happiness. Declare your love for him. Coming Out only hurts in the short term.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2010 06:10 PM (P9+0W)

275 Andrew Sullivan in ...
Soggy Bottom, U.S.A.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 06:10 PM (0QJjg)

276 Andy Sullivan and Martha Coakley descend on one Montana town in:

Blowing Helena

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:10 PM (wOtDN)

277 Andrew Sullivan and Gene Hackman star in a movie directed by Clint Eastwood.....

The Unfisted.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 06:10 PM (nxUYP)

278 "bitching and accusing Conservatives of things that the Democrats are
actually the supporters of."

1) Big believers in imaginary beings, then doing the exact opposite that said imaginary being tells you to do. wingnut

2) Cut regulations as business will regulate itself. wingnut.

3) Cut taxes to the ultra rich and let it trickle down to the crumb eaters. wingnut.

etc, etc.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 06:11 PM (PkPsS)

279 Andrew Sullivan IS Judy Garland in...

The Wizard of ObGyn

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:11 PM (AZGON)

280 Andrew Sullivan and Jimmy Stewart star in.....

The Rear Window.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 06:12 PM (nxUYP)

281 Andrew Sullivan. Andy Dick.

We Were Soulmates Once...and Hung

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at June 30, 2010 06:12 PM (DkEUV)

282 OT: oh God, my squishy independent brother started ranting about his hatred of the rich and how they just wants us as slaves and how tax hikes will lead to an economic boom in 2012, I keep challengging him to get on ace and he won't

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:12 PM (uLoHz)

283 Andrew Sullivan in ...
Fudgepack Mountain

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 06:13 PM (0QJjg)

284 Andrew Sullivan takes one on the chin in:

(I don't) Dodge Balls

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:13 PM (wOtDN)

285 It's the Black Swan fallacy, from which Nasim Nicholas Taleb drew the title of his bestselling book. In the worldbefore Magellan's voyage, the following syllogism was a common example of inductive logic:
1) All swans are white.
2) Henrietta is a swan.
3) Therefore, Henrietta is white.
Then Europeans made it to Australia, and for the first time they saw a swan (a swan-like bird, anyway) that was black. And the major premise of the syllogism became inoperative. (They had to go back to the "All men are mortal; Socrates is a man; therefore, Socrates is mortal" example in their logic classes.)

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 06:14 PM (7AOgy)

286 Andrew Sullivan stars in Alfred HItchcock's classic thriller about espionage and gynecology...

The 39 Stirrups

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:14 PM (AZGON)

287 Andy Sullivan and Raykon try on shoes together in:

He's Just Not That Into Girls

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:15 PM (wOtDN)

288 Andrew Sullivan, starring in his seminal role in:

The Man Without a Face... To Sit On

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at June 30, 2010 06:15 PM (M/6wm)

289 http://tinyurl.com/2boqfbj

Please check this out. Sarah Palin's new note on defense policy. Long and detailed.

Ace, please read it.

Posted by: Dan at June 30, 2010 06:16 PM (1jzSs)

290 Cons! I uh ....


Cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 06:16 PM (PkPsS)

291 OT: oh God, my squishy independent brother started ranting about his hatred of the rich and how they just wants us as slaves and how tax hikes will lead to an economic boom in 2012, I keep challengging him to get on ace and he won't
Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:12 PM (uLoHz)
Does he have a job in the private sector? Tell him to stop playing into the rich man's hands by accepting a paycheck. Tell him that only a hypocrite would continue to work for a corporation when he knows that just feeds the system of economic exploitation.

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 06:16 PM (7AOgy)

292 1) Big believers in imaginary beings, then doing the exact opposite that said imaginary being tells you to do. wingnut

example?

2) Cut regulations as business will regulate itself. wingnut.

and when has this failed? conservatism doesn't believe in giving away money to business as dems and libs have done

3) Cut taxes to the ultra rich and let it trickle down to the crumb eaters. wingnut.

which had 100% success rate, look up Reagan and Coolidge; crumb etaers tend to not want to do anything w/ their lives

PS:what's w/ the whole wingnut thing? using your logic and constant use of the word i can keep calling you a wingnut too

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:16 PM (uLoHz)

293 Andrew Sullivan starts in the Hitchcock thriller when fecal matter starts attacking humans in a small California town.........

The Turds.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 06:17 PM (nxUYP)

294
Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 06:16 PM (7AOgy)
he doesn't know how to keep a job and relies on his woman to get him everything

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:17 PM (uLoHz)

295 He's not insane, ace; he's DERANGED

( there's a slight difference )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, aka Col. Bat Guano at June 30, 2010 06:17 PM (JrRME)

296 Now, will you stop playing in the cesspool, because every time you do, you come up smelling like shit.

Stay away already. You don't need this.

Posted by: Ace's Mama at June 30, 2010 06:17 PM (YhZfg)

297 #282 OMG - coffee spew cleanup on aisle monitor and keyboard!

Posted by: sherlock at June 30, 2010 06:18 PM (N7uu0)

298 Wingers, don't think you can't forgive yourself for voting for w.

W looks like Lincoln compared to Obama, you wanna run Dubya and Obama's records against each other, let's go

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:18 PM (uLoHz)

299 Raykon & Sully as a pair of well-hung, pent-up farmboys in:

All The Pretty Horsecocks

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:19 PM (wOtDN)

300 Sullivan has a disturbing fixation on Palin's va-jay-jay and plumbing, especially writing as a gay man. Is he an amateur gynecologist?

And did he ever answer his own question "Why Trig Matters"? Who freaking cares?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 30, 2010 06:19 PM (9hSKh)

301 Andrew Sullivan in Hitchcock's classic black comedy:


The Trouble With Hairy Balls

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:19 PM (AZGON)

302
Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 06:16 PM (7AOgy)
and oh yeah he was praising Robert Reich as an awesome guy

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:20 PM (uLoHz)

303 Andrew Sullivan in...
The Man Who Blew Too Much

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 06:20 PM (0QJjg)

304 Andi Sullivan gives a (bowel) moving performance in:

Above the Rim-job

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at June 30, 2010 06:21 PM (M/6wm)

305 Andrew Sullivan teams up with Raykon in the tense spy thriller:

The Man Who Knew Too Much About Vaginas (seriously, I've seen them, they're kinda yucky, but I have a duty to my readers here)

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:21 PM (wOtDN)

306 Andrew Sullivan sniffs Grace Kelly's crotch in...

To Catch A Queef

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:21 PM (AZGON)

307 Andrew Sullivan and Sydney Poitier star in.......

Guess Who's Coming On My Face.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 06:22 PM (nxUYP)

308 Fluffy and Rocks in

Soccer Douches

inside joke

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:22 PM (uLoHz)

309 Wingers, don't think you can't forgive yourself for voting for w. Admittedly it was an act of stupidity, but move on. Voting for more simple is just doubling down on more stupid.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 06:16 PM (PkPsS)
now tell me again why you voted for Jugears?

Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 06:22 PM (AklMw)

310 Cons! Have you read Curious George, cons? Well, have you, cons? Why not? Is it because you are not literate as am me, cons?

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 06:24 PM (PkPsS)

311 There is a very famous example of a woman going into labor and then getting on a plane to go back to have own doctor deliver the baby. Pat Summitt, the coach of the Lady Vols was recruiting in PA when she went into labor. She told her assistants and the recruit she was visiting what was happening and immediately left to fly back to Knoxville. There was no way she was going to let her baby be born anywhere other than TN.

Since she also famously beat up a raccoon with her bare hands once (a true story) I would suggest that if Sullivan has a problem with women in labor boarding planes to reach their preferred doctors that he should tell Summitt so to her face... and then run like hell.

Posted by: Lady Vol Fan at June 30, 2010 06:24 PM (sfNbl)

312 Big believers in imaginary beings, then doing the exact opposite that said imaginary being tells you to do.
Another irony meter up in smoke.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2010 06:24 PM (VBjuk)

313 Andrew Sullivan and Sydney Poitier star in.......

Guess Who's Coming On My Face.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 06:22 PM (nxUYP)

Oh. I will not forget this one. I'm going to get another drink now and raise it to you, my good sir.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:24 PM (wOtDN)

314 Side WindowStarring Andrew Sullivan and Joe McGinniss.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 05:20 PM (0q2P7)
Should be: Side Window, Rear Entry

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 06:25 PM (7AOgy)

315 Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 06:16 PM (PkPsS)

Aw, look, it's precious little Raykon. He thinks he's a 1337 h4x0r 'cuz he can use a proxy to change his hashcode.

Are you ready to tell us which "arctic unit" you served in, little Raykon? Oh, that's right, you can't, because you lied. You never really served in the military, little Raykon.

Poor little Raykon gets pwn3d again.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 30, 2010 06:25 PM (IoUF1)

316 Andrew Sullivan IS Richard Burton blind stinking drunk yelling at Liz Taylor blind stinking drunk in ...

Who's Afraid Of Vaginal Wool

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:25 PM (AZGON)

317 Dr. Andi Sullivan, offers profound medical advice to pregnant women about to fly, in his documentary:

Throw Momma from the Airplane

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at June 30, 2010 06:26 PM (M/6wm)

318 he doesn't know how to keep a job and relies on his woman to get him everything
Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:17 PM (uLoHz)
Hmmm... does she work in the private sector? Maybe he can start hectoring her to quit feeding the capitalist beast.

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 06:26 PM (7AOgy)

319 Andrew Sullivan as Capt. Jack Swallows in:

Butt Pirates of the Hairy Beans

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at June 30, 2010 06:27 PM (DkEUV)

320 She also knew she was having a downs baby. Even more reason to be home and with a familiar doctor.

Posted by: dagny at June 30, 2010 06:27 PM (3DH2H)

321 Raykon is back? How you doing, buddy?

And how's my friend Palin Steele? Is he still with "Dolly", or did she "break" (up) on him?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 30, 2010 06:27 PM (9hSKh)

322 Breitbart is also slamming Andy today.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at June 30, 2010 06:27 PM (xO+6C)

323 Poor Andrea - all those years of steroids and antui-AIDS cocktails have fried his brains.

Posted by: Jimmy Page at June 30, 2010 06:28 PM (9ui6r)

324 Cons! Mother says I am special, cons! And that the other boys are jealoous. And THAT'S why they call me names and throw my shoes in the pond, cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 06:28 PM (PkPsS)

325 1. Vote for thin-resume lightweight for President.
2. Bitch incessantly about his predecessor.
3. ???
4. Tax the profit!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2010 06:29 PM (VBjuk)

326 I say, old man, perchance you've heard of a zepplin. I highly recommend them for your most expeditious travels. These "aeroplanes" sound like a Mephistophelean construct.

Posted by: Hindenburg Amalgamated, AG at June 30, 2010 06:29 PM (swuwV)

327 Andrew Sullivan stars as Don Knotts in the comedy classic...

The Incredible Mr. Limp Dick

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:29 PM (AZGON)

328 Is the troll Kilgore?

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 06:30 PM (HtIec)

329 WISH I HAD A VULVA BAY-BEE!

Posted by: "Pull up to my bumper" as sung by Fabulous Andi S. at June 30, 2010 06:30 PM (UnMRd)

330 Andrew Sullivan in a role designed just for him..

Deliverence.

Posted by: Timbo at June 30, 2010 06:32 PM (ph9vn)

331 323
She also knew she was having a downs baby. Even more reason to be home
and with a familiar doctor.

Try telling that to Dipshit Sullivan, Private Dick.

His obsession with Palin and her child is baffling. Is it a case where he just can't let go of his pet theory, regardless of the overwhelming evidence, or is it the result of his animus against Palin herself? Both?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 30, 2010 06:32 PM (9hSKh)

332 Andrew Sullivan IS Al Jolson in the historic talkie sensation...

The Jizz Slinger

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:32 PM (AZGON)

333

Posted by: Dan at June 30, 2010 06:16 PM (1jzSs)
I think it's excerpts from the speech she gave in Norfolk.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 30, 2010 06:33 PM (IoUF1)

334 Not trying to use a proxy but he keeps changing his name and spent yesterday using "sarah"

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 06:33 PM (oVQFe)

335 Andrew Sullivan in... The Last Dickbender

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 06:34 PM (0QJjg)

336 pregnancy testing machines speculum machines cervix testing machines labor inducing machines baby catching machines 100% baby stealing machines baby hiding machines pushing machines pushing harder machines aeroplane machines leak prevention machines vagina envy machines illogical machines demented machines 100% human skin decoy cob logger machines chakra cleaning machines stain removing machines

Posted by: Machines For Sale at June 30, 2010 06:35 PM (cmdrQ)

337
Andrew gets denied on a night out with Rahm and Barry in...

No Man's Country for Old Queens

Posted by: 42nd Street Video Pirate at June 30, 2010 06:35 PM (Oxen1)

338 337 Not trying to use a proxy but he keeps changing his name and spent yesterday using "sarah"
Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 06:33 PM (oVQFe)
yeah......... and most of the night.

Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 06:36 PM (AklMw)

339 "Is the troll Kilgore?"

I bow to Kilgore. I would suck marshmallows straight from his butthole



Because, however, he is not available for said butthole sucking, I am forced to insert serveral large marshmallows into my own rectum so that they may absorb the butthole smell and taste that I so crave.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 06:37 PM (PkPsS)

340 Andrew Sullivan sodomizes Tom Hanks in the feel-good love story of the season:

You've Got Male

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:37 PM (AZGON)

341
331
Is the troll Kilgore?


Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 06:30 PM (HtIec)
No, the troll is just too fucking stupid to know we were referring to the Kilgore Trout from Little Green Slimeballs and not the Kilgore Trout from Vonnegut's novels. See the oil spill thread from last night.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 30, 2010 06:38 PM (IoUF1)

342 Hairy Palmer

Posted by: The wizard at June 30, 2010 06:38 PM (G60Nl)

343 It gives itself away by using the same language.

Posted by: dagny at June 30, 2010 06:38 PM (3DH2H)

344 I'm liking machines for sale.. I'm certain Andrew owns a "vagina envy machine." He likely has the top-of-the-line mode.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:39 PM (AZGON)

345 Cut taxes to the ultra rich and let it trickle down to the crumb eaters.

You ever wonder how one becomes "ultra-rich" well one makes money. Ultra-rich are compulsive money makers. The instant they make money they can only think about making more. Making money becomes its own end, often to the detriment of friends and family. And they make more and more and more and more. And....well all that money making = economic growth. For them to make a dollar, they had to spend 90 cents paying workers, buying raw materials, manufacturing etc etc. In the end we got the goods, and the services. And what's mister rich guy going to do with his buck? Use it to make a $1.10 and we get the goods, we get the services. Money is a fiction jackass, read Modern Money Mechanics, you'll understand, the goods, that's what we get the stuff that has real value. Rich people just act as a highly efficient pump of putting money into goods in services that people want. Well government is concerned with making my hopes and dreams come true, like the rich guy is, Government only concerns itself not with gathering wealth, but gathering power. And they will decide what I can receive that will forward that goal. My hopes and dreams be damned. Your statement is correct, and that's why libs know nothing about non-Marxist economies except how to collapse them.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 06:39 PM (0q2P7)

346
@345
WIN.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:40 PM (AZGON)

347 AM I BUFF ENUFF?

Posted by: Andi Vagina and the Fabulous Ladyparts at June 30, 2010 06:40 PM (kcPVO)

348 Is it a case where he just can't let go of his pet theory, regardless of the overwhelming evidence, or is it the result of his animus against Palin herself? Both?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 30, 2010 06:32 PM (9hSKh)

No, it's a pointed attempt to smear the so-called Birthers. Sully may actually be around the bend on it now, since he probably is stupid enough to believe his own babbling, but he & CJ cooked this up originally.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:41 PM (wOtDN)

349 Andrew Sullivan in... Rambutt: First Blood

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 06:41 PM (0QJjg)

350 Check out Sarah Palin's new facebook note on Defense Policy.

Posted by: Dan at June 30, 2010 06:42 PM (1jzSs)

351 "Rich people just act as a highly efficient pump of putting money into
goods in services that people want."

All this "efficient pump" talk is getting me tingly.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 06:42 PM (PkPsS)

352 Andrew Sullivan tests his ball skills in:

Bend Over for Beckham

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:43 PM (wOtDN)

353 100% human skin decoy cob logger machines

Holy fuck, that's almost as good as the "100% naked sweaty human skin prom gown machines chasing you" spam he left the on this thread last week.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 30, 2010 06:43 PM (IoUF1)

354 Raykon's the one that confessed to murdering an entire pond of koi fish with salt & antacid tablets, right? That was a weird one.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 30, 2010 06:43 PM (wd0Iq)

355 Andrew Sullivan IS Admiral Nelson in the gripping tale of diving deep:

Voyage To The Bottom Of The Seat

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:43 PM (AZGON)

356 Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 30, 2010 06:43 PM (IoUF1)

It's a regular. They are on a pretty short IP address lease, since they change hashes every day or two, but it's definitely a regular.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:45 PM (wOtDN)

357 chakra cleaning machines stain removing machines

Intrigued, ideas, newsletter.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 30, 2010 06:46 PM (AZGON)

358 Andrew Sullivan in the ass-wrenching remake of :

Fellini's Satyricon

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:47 PM (wOtDN)

359 OT: Hitchens has announced that he has cancer

i'd say best wishes but in his and evolution world, it has as much significance and empathy as me taking a crap

I wish him the best, but according to his beliefs we all should just shrug our shoulders at this

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:48 PM (uLoHz)

360 321
he doesn't know how to keep a job and relies on
his woman to get him everything

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:17 PM (uLoHz)
So your brother could be the troll?

Posted by: redneck, tea=baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 06:48 PM (G0eZh)

361 Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:45 PM (wOtDN)
I want to hear William Shatner do a poetic reading of that spam.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 30, 2010 06:49 PM (IoUF1)

362 I fantasize about pleasuring President Wee Wee while Michelle works me from behind with a strap on.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 06:49 PM (PkPsS)

363 I wish him the best, but according to his beliefs we all should just shrug our shoulders at this

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:48 PM (uLoHz)

I'll be praying for him. He's going to need it.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:49 PM (wOtDN)

364
Hey can we get some drive time bewbage or something? Sullivan is about boring as far as a topic goes.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 30, 2010 06:49 PM (SyZzi)

365 Well, at least sarahraykondouchebag's welfare check will be arriving soon with the first of the month. Maybe it will be too busy out scoring dope and cheetos to spout commie bullshit here for a few days.

oh, and cons cons conny con con.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 06:50 PM (JR2D9)

366 Andrew Sullivan lets it all hang out as he struts and sings his way into your colon, starring in:

The Baracky Horror Friction Hole

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:50 PM (AZGON)

367 Whoa - Breitbart swinging the epic battle-axe of Sullivan whip-ass:

http://tinyurl.com/22o6yho

...What's that..? ...he might like whip-ass... Oh uh... Awkward...

Posted by: Andrew Not Sullivan at June 30, 2010 06:50 PM (l4wgH)

368 Andrew Sullivan in:

Field of Reams

(okay, I'm just stealing pr0n titles now, sorry)

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:50 PM (wOtDN)

369 Andrew Sullivan in... The Bad News Bear

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2010 06:51 PM (0QJjg)

370 Did you know that it is possible to copulate with a pile of mashed potatoes, cons? And that it is quite pleasurable?


No, you did not know that, cons. Because you are anti-science and filled with fear of your sexuality.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 06:53 PM (PkPsS)

371 Andy Sullivan defends his right to glare disapprovingly at vaginas in:

Witless For the Obstetrician

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:53 PM (wOtDN)

372 Andi Sullivan and Matt Damon in:

The Brown Zone

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 06:54 PM (JR2D9)

373 Many years ago, I worked as an RN in L&D/neonatal ICU/nursery. Sullivan is so full of shit it isn't funny.

Posted by: name changed to protect the guilty at June 30, 2010 06:54 PM (bjYAr)

374 Off topic...........

Local news here in L.A just reported that Mexicans south of the border have shot at and hit El Paso City Hall. I'm so sick of that backward third world narco-state on our border with it's gangsters coming here lecturing us on our immigration policy while they beat and imprison their illegals, not to mention they've militarized their border with Guatemala.

It's time to nuke a Mexican city, preferably one saturated with drug cartels and corrupt officials.

http://www.elpasotimes.com/ci_15411359

Posted by: Dillinger at June 30, 2010 06:54 PM (BedzM)

375 Poor some whiskey on it, Hitchens. Don't be a pussy.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 06:55 PM (JR2D9)

376 Hisfixation onPalin's uterus is beyond bizarre. Didn't he have strange Freudian dreams about gardens too?

Posted by: lauren at June 30, 2010 06:55 PM (MVwBA)

377 Andrew Sullivan spends a week at a Mediterranean island resort "searching for the truth" in:

The Maltese Fuck-Hole

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:56 PM (wOtDN)

378 I thought about poking over to the Daily Douche myself just to see what the lunatic is up to, and, indeed, he's still carrying on about Palin and/or her "clones" (Pamela Gorman).

But since it's impossible to tell which posts are actually written by him anyway any more, what's the point?

Posted by: Kensington at June 30, 2010 06:56 PM (aDdAT)

379 Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 06:42 PM (PkPsS)
look sarah......... its like this. we cuss and shit on here alot...... we say goddamn, fuck you. cocksucker and every other word you can think of. but we take the C word very lightly. thats one word you never see us use...........
last night i did.......... I said FUCK YOU CUNT and you left. you are a weak pussy who has no balls and never will............

Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 06:56 PM (AklMw)

380 If Andi knew even one pregnant woman that didn't want desperately to scramble the baby he might learn a little bit about real life labor and delivery.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 06:56 PM (JR2D9)

381 Andrew Sullivan commands the Royal Navy in the manly tale of

Captain Fellatio Hornblower

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 06:57 PM (AZGON)

382 I have mom make the mashed potatoes extra lumpy for more friction.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 06:57 PM (PkPsS)

383 Andie Sullivan is hard rock in; The Womb Remains the Same

Posted by: phreshone at June 30, 2010 06:58 PM (1AnxB)

384 #379 Hisfixation onPalin's uterus is beyond bizarre. Didn't he have strange
Freudian dreams about gardens too?
Yup. Here's what he wrote on June 3rd (?).

"I had a dream last night that I was lost in Sarah Palin’s garden. It was
springtime, and there were bluebells everywhere. I suddenly realized
where I was and tried to get out to the street. But there was just more
garden … "

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 30, 2010 06:59 PM (9hSKh)

385 oh, and cons cons conny con con.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 06:50 PM (JR2D9)
SSI and SS checks come on the third of the month, bro. That's why all them peeps wuz still in Nawleans. Katrina hit right at the end of August, when everyone be waiting on the checksIf it come three days later, totally diff situation

Posted by: Joe Fucking Big Deal Biden at June 30, 2010 06:59 PM (JrRME)

386 Sully tries to suppress the urge to vomit in:

Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex (but Were Afraid to Ask Because, Like, Eww! Girls Are Yucky!)

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:59 PM (wOtDN)

387 I also have mom use buttermilk in the mashed potatoes because it sooths my chafed penile skin when i get too rambunctious and hump right through the potatoes into the wooden floor of my treehouse (that's where I do it).

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 06:59 PM (PkPsS)

388 "
OT: Hitchens has announced that he has cancer"

As I watched my brother go from a healthy free-thinking good man and end up an 80 pound stick figure due to Pancreatic cancer who eventually died. Then watch him begin to recognize faith and what the afterlife offers during his illness, I often wonder what Mr. Hitchens will feel down the road when or if his cancer progresses to the dreaded stage 4.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 06:59 PM (nxUYP)

389 I'd better close that tag

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 06:59 PM (wOtDN)

390
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 06:57 PM (PkPsS)
you never reply to anything just keep attacking, your worthless in this blog stop commenting

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:59 PM (uLoHz)

391 We certainly read enough history books to know that socialism and communism fail every single time they are tried.

Even when jug-eared dumbasses like Obama and you cultists try it.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:00 PM (JR2D9)

392 Andrew Sullivan dares the explore the unknown wilds of far-flung Alaska in Jules Verne's tale of adventure and obstetrics:

Journey To The Center Of The Birth

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 07:00 PM (AZGON)

393 Proposed: One Raykon/Sarah/Raygun be banned for posting worthless drivel and refusing to politely answer questions put to him.

All in favour?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 07:01 PM (wOtDN)

394 Too bad about Hitchens. He rolled the dice with cigs and booze and lost. He istoo young. He probably doesn't want prayers buy some kind of generic positive thoughts thing. This is it.

Posted by: lauren at June 30, 2010 07:01 PM (MVwBA)

395
Did you know that it is possible to copulate with a pile of mashed
potatoes, cons? And that it is quite pleasurable?


And mayo, Ace, don't forget the tubs of mayo at BK; I believe we learned about that technique on an ONT a few days ago...

Posted by: redneck, tea=baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 07:02 PM (G0eZh)

396
Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 06:59 PM (nxUYP)
well according to Hitchen's beliefs we really shouldn't care, after all it's just evolution taking out the weak

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 07:02 PM (uLoHz)

397 "you never reply to anything just keep attacking, your worthless in this
blog stop commenting"

You had some good comments but I get cut off and over written. Like this one comment i had, I said, "Cons! You are stupid! God is bad!"


That was a good one, but no one got to see it.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:02 PM (PkPsS)

398 #393 you never reply to anything just keep attacking, your worthless in this
blog stop commenting

He/she/it is boring. At least Palin Steele was funny, even if unintentionally so.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 30, 2010 07:02 PM (9hSKh)

399 Thanks for the correction, Joe. Always grateful when someone puts me some knowledge on da welfares.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:02 PM (JR2D9)

400 RayGunIsDead = Andrew Sullivan

two balls bracketing the same dick

Posted by: Joe Fucking Big Deal Biden at June 30, 2010 07:03 PM (JrRME)

401 Andrew Sullivan IS Groucho Marx as he explores his favorite sexual antics in...

Duck, Stoop

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 07:03 PM (AZGON)

402 I thought about poking over to the Daily Douche myself just to see what the lunatic is up to, and, indeed, he's still carrying on about Palin and/or her "clones" (Pamela Gorman).But since it's impossible to tell which posts are actually written by him anyway any more, what's the point?
I think it's safe to assume that the batshit crazy conspiracy theory posts about Palin are written by Sullivan personally.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 30, 2010 07:04 PM (plsiE)

403 Too bad about Hitchens. He rolled the dice with cigs and booze and lost.


I would argue genetics has a lot more to do with the cancer. Unless you were one of those poor bastards at Chernobyl.

If not, I'm f*cked; and I'm f*cked anyway cuz of family history of heart disease. Meh.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 30, 2010 07:04 PM (SyZzi)

404 Kratos, you couldn't make up stuff that funny or revealing. LOL

Posted by: lauren at June 30, 2010 07:05 PM (MVwBA)

405 Andie Sullivan sticks it up for a mob boss in: A Bronx Tail

Posted by: phreshone at June 30, 2010 07:05 PM (1AnxB)

406 You had some good comments but I get cut off and
over written so didn't have time to reply. Plus this site moves
relatively fast.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:02 PM (PkPsS)
many excuses you make, troll. "Overwritten", eh?You just make shit up, in between lame pussy excuses

Posted by: Joe Fucking Big Deal Biden at June 30, 2010 07:05 PM (JrRME)

407
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:02 PM (PkPsS)
h/o on a sec, do I have the wrong guy, dude are you a fellow moron? you don't sound like the troll i was refering to, that last comment was too sophisticatedmy apologies, jumped after I saw Raygun

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 07:05 PM (uLoHz)

408 Yeah, crazy Andy is crazy. I get it.
Now, back to "The destruction of America will be televised" via the L.A. Times.
http://bit.ly/aIm9tW
Reporting from Washington —
It would be a revival worthy of Lazarus, but President Obama is making a renewed push for an immigration overhaul, possibly during a lame-duck session of Congress after the November election — when members would no longer face an imminent political risk for supporting it.Obama met with members of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus in the State Dining Room on Tuesday and discussed a strategy for passing a bill that had seemed dead for the year.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 30, 2010 07:05 PM (oIp16)

409 You had some good comments but I get cut off and over written so didn't have time to reply. Plus this site moves relatively fast.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:02 PM (PkPsS)
Would you like us to slow down for you so you can keep up? I know its not as easy to follow as one of Obumbles speeches since our thoughts are actually fluid and there are no excessive pauses and "ums" to allow you to catch up.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 07:05 PM (oVQFe)

410 hold on a sec now i'm just confused is Raygunisdead a moron or torll? my head hurts

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 07:06 PM (uLoHz)

411 Andi Sullivan rides it in: 3:10 to Womba

Posted by: phreshone at June 30, 2010 07:06 PM (1AnxB)

412 Plus this site moves relatively fast.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:02 PM (PkPsS)

Well, yes, I'm fairly certain the blistering pace of grass growing seems relatively fast to you. You still insist you were in the USAF?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 07:06 PM (wOtDN)

413 Andi Sullivan takes on a town in: High Plains Dribbler

Posted by: phreshone at June 30, 2010 07:08 PM (1AnxB)

414 You'll love Andrew Sullivan as Doris Day drooling over Rock Hudson in the comedy classic...

Pillowbiter Talk

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2010 07:08 PM (AZGON)

415 OT: Hitchens has announced that he has canceri'd say best wishes but in his and evolution world, it has as much significance and empathy as me taking a crapI wish him the best, but according to his beliefs we all should just shrug our shoulders at this
Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 06:48 PM (uLoHz)
He lived. He's going to die. In between, he made some people smile and pissed off other people.
In the end, the Sun will go red giant and none of it will matter (according to his cosmology).

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 07:08 PM (7AOgy)

416 Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 07:06 PM (uLoHz)

A troll that's being over-written for lack of coherence. If you're late some of it is pretty funny, just none of it that was written by the troll itself.

Raygun=Raykon=Sarah Just another coward afraid of itself.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 07:09 PM (wOtDN)

417 well according to Hitchen's
beliefs we really shouldn't care, after all it's just evolution taking
out the weak

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 07:02 PM (uLoHz)

In actually, if it is terminal, down the road he will have that discussion I guarantee it. He may not admit it and remain defiant to the end, but privately he will have a "come to Jesus moment." What's that saying?..."There are no atheists in a foxhole."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 07:09 PM (nxUYP)

418
You still insist you were in the USAF?

I thought he was a Very Important International Financier Space Cowboy NFL Star?

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 30, 2010 07:09 PM (SyZzi)

419 It's Googling between posts, so it can't keep up. I say we keep it around and toy with it.

Posted by: redneck, tea-baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 07:09 PM (G0eZh)

420 Obama met with the Congressional Hispanic Caucus?

There's a joke about stolen hubcaps in there somewhere but I'm not touching it.

Hmm. I wonder if there is a Congressional Honkey Caucus.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:09 PM (JR2D9)

421 413 hold on a sec now i'm just confused is Raygunisdead a moron or torll? my head hurts
Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 07:06 PM (uLoHz)
Its hard to parody a troll like Raykon. Everything he already says is over the top and batshit insane.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 07:10 PM (oVQFe)

422 dang straights, I look at it this way, genetics is potential. Certain behaviors just up the odds. I hope you are taking care of yourself. I will suggest there have been more life saving break thrus in diagnostics andtreatments for heart disease than esophageal cancer.

Posted by: lauren at June 30, 2010 07:11 PM (MVwBA)

423 "In the end, the Sun will go red giant and none of it will matter
(according to his cosmology)."

Amen. I agree.

Sorry I can't address you individually as I am frequently overwritten.

Kevorkian; We are all terminal...

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:11 PM (PkPsS)

424 Posted by: redneck, tea-baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 07:09 PM (G0eZh)

Maybe if it were limited to three posts an hour and forced to actually answer questions. It's showing a startling ability to type a lot without actually saying anything, though. Wait for the "kilgore" whines to get started. You'll see what I mean.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 07:11 PM (wOtDN)

425 The likes of Palin are dangers to mankind, as Hitchens has stated.

So sayeth the Hitchens so say we all?
Who said libbies can't find religion?

Do wingnuts read anything but the bible? And history books?

Let me check my e-reader.
Douay Rheims Bible translation, WEB Bible translation, King James Bible translation, NAB Bible translation, NIV Bible translation, The Republic, Ethics, Politics, Don Quixote, A Patriots Guide to US History, wait wait, here's something modern, The Overton Window!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 07:11 PM (0q2P7)

426 Judge Napalitano has a show now? oh God!

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 07:12 PM (uLoHz)

427 there have been more life saving break thrus in diagnostics
andtreatments for heart disease than esophageal cancer.

Hellz yeah. I'm gonna take off a friday and have angioplasty over the long weekend sometime soon, before Wee Wee can destroy AETNA. That will add a few more years of debauchery, at least.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 30, 2010 07:13 PM (SyZzi)

428 Andi Sullivan shows us his strokes in; Caddysnatch

Posted by: phreshone at June 30, 2010 07:13 PM (1AnxB)

429 Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:11 PM (PkPsS)

Maybe you wouldn't get over-written if you actually politely answered questions. Like: Where were you stationed in the Air Force? Who was your commanding officer? What was his rank?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 07:13 PM (wOtDN)

430 Cons! I just got back from amazon.com and have looked up some books that I will pretend to have read. Are you ready for me to discuss these books, cons? I will say things like, "This is a really good book."

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:14 PM (PkPsS)

431 Dang straight, dang straight! LOL Seriously, best wishes and prayers, if you want 'em.

Posted by: lauren at June 30, 2010 07:15 PM (MVwBA)

432 Wait for the "kilgore" whines to get started. You'll see what I mean.



Hasn't had enough to drink yet, give it time. Its parents will be going out soon, so it can steal some liquor and start begging Ace to hire it again.

Posted by: redneck, tea-baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 07:15 PM (G0eZh)

433 "In the end, the Sun will go red giant and none of it will matter (according to his cosmology)."Amen. I agree.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:11 PM (PkPsS)
Here's a thought: why not off yourself now and avoid the rush? It's not as if you have anything worth living for that won't simply be obliterated from existence and memory once you die. You DO believe that living is useless and worthless, don't you?

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 07:15 PM (7AOgy)

434 Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:14 PM (PkPsS)

Your comment sucked. I read it. I thought you'd be better suited to putting on women's clothing than you are.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 07:15 PM (wOtDN)

435 Where were you stationed in the Air Force?

I think he already stated the bases.

Who was your commanding
officer?

Why would you care?

What was his rank?

My officer was Commander Brand Hardcastle of the 2nd United Aqua Velva Corps.


I was stationed on New Courier, Sans Serif where I was Chief Operating Officer for teh 822 Fighting Stallions.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:16 PM (PkPsS)

436 And mayo, Ace, don't forget the tubs of mayo at BK; I believe we learned about that technique on an ONT a few days ago...
Posted by: redneck, tea=baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 07:02 PM (G0eZh)
thanks to our uncle Kratos for that little tidbit of imformation.........

Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 07:16 PM (AklMw)

437 385 The likes of Palin are dangers to mankind, as Hitchens has stated.Do wingnuts read anything but the bible? And history books?
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 06:57 PM (PkPsS)
You write like a comic book might be a challenge to your reading ability as well as your intellect, which rivals a single celled organism.

Posted by: maddogg at June 30, 2010 07:16 PM (DqSon)

438 Oh, I read the Wind In the Willows. It was nice.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 07:16 PM (wOtDN)

439 Cool book lists!

I'm reading
Patriarch: George Washington,
Liberty or Death: The Uncompromising Patriotism of Patrick Henry, Dungeon, Fire and Sword: The Knights Templar

and a book of nurse porn I got at the used book store for the cover art.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:17 PM (JR2D9)

440 In the end, the Sun will go red giant and none of it will matter
(according to his cosmology

We've gone from the stone age to space flight in a few thousand years and you think we are still going to be here 5 billion years from now? Wow that is powerful stupid. That's like imagining you are going to live your 75 year average life span in the hospital nursery because that's where you woke up on day one.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 07:17 PM (0q2P7)

441 See, it's Googling again. I wonder if it can actually pronounce Quixote?

Posted by: redneck, tea-baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 07:18 PM (G0eZh)

442 Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:16 PM (PkPsS)

If you were telling the truth you wouldn't have anything to hide. Ask me how I know you're lying.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 07:18 PM (wOtDN)

443 "I thought he was a Very Important International Financier Space Cowboy NFL Star?"

I think he has a pretty good shot at becoming a ranking member of Gregory Despres' Super Space Patrol.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 30, 2010 07:18 PM (wd0Iq)

444 435 Wait for the "kilgore" whines to get started. You'll see what I mean.Hasn't had enough to drink yet, give it time. Its parents will be going out soon, so it can steal some liquor and start begging Ace to hire it again.
Posted by: redneck, tea-baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 07:15 PM (G0eZh)
He already did. He thinks Kilgore is his kindred spirit. In other words he spends a lot of his free time shouting the N-word.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 07:18 PM (oVQFe)

445 "You DO believe that living is useless and worthless, don't you?"

Its just what it is. Nothing more, nothing less. In the end, Mom makes us peanut butter sandwiches with the crusts cut off and we get to have pizza rolls on Friday nights and stay up late. *shrugs*

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:18 PM (PkPsS)

446 " Ask me how I know you're lying."

About being in the military? Or one of the other stupid lies I keep telling?

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:20 PM (PkPsS)

447 In the end we are about as important as Kafka's Metamorphosis.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:18 PM (PkPsS)

Oh, do tell. Is it "a good book"? Did you "like it"? Should us "cons read something besides the Bible and history books"?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 07:20 PM (wOtDN)

448 Oops, about having been in the military? Thank God those hell hole days are long gone.



I still remember the day me and Sgt Stratocaster climbed up Womprat Hill and got jumped by some Crips from the Korean 21st.


The Sarge hosed 'em down with his Sidewinder pistol while I engaged in hand to hand combat with their cavalry. I took down 20 horses, the poor things, but that's war. War is hell.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:21 PM (PkPsS)

449 i'm so glad i don't care about any of this.

Posted by: gomm at June 30, 2010 07:21 PM (EA+Co)

450 Too bad about Hitchens. He rolled the dice with cigs and booze and lost. He istoo young. He probably doesn't want prayers buy some kind of generic positive thoughts thing. This is it.
Posted by: lauren at June 30, 2010 07:01 PM (MVwBA)
I'd reserve the "too young" plaint for people who die in their twenties or younger.

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 07:21 PM (7AOgy)

451 16



ace that hypothetical is totally specious.

There's
no such thing as a color called "green"




Posted by: s'moron at June 30, 2010 04:45 PM (UaxA0)
I totally agree. I've never seen a color called "green". Geez, man, try to use an example we can relate to.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 30, 2010 07:21 PM (XIXhw)

452 damn, i'm back commenting, again.

Posted by: gomm at June 30, 2010 07:22 PM (EA+Co)

453 What the fuck is this, 1908? Is air travel still a strange adventure to
many of us? Shall we begin calling them "aeroplanes" once more? Do we
fear we might accidentally fly into a stream of luminiferous aether?
What?


Nice.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 30, 2010 07:22 PM (M9BNu)

454 About being in the military?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:20 PM (PkPsS)

Yes. You lied about having taken the ASVAB, you lied about the bases you supposedly served at and you can't name even one commanding officer, let alone anyone you might have served with. You're lying.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 07:22 PM (wOtDN)

455
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:18 PM (PkPsS)
so why not kill ourselves?

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 07:23 PM (uLoHz)

456 [Hey, sorry I accidentally erased that Kay, darling. Plz be a peach and type it up for us again, mkay?]

Posted by: KayInMaine at June 30, 2010 07:23 PM (qvhgr)

457 Awww....it's gotten a hold of some sort of "books everyone should read to make themselves sound think they're an intellectual" list. How quaint!

Posted by: redneck, tea-baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 07:23 PM (G0eZh)

458 451 Oops, about having been in the military? Thank God those hell hole days are long gone.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:21 PM (PkPsS)
Yeah, I'll bet peeling all those spuds and cleaning all those latrines got old, didn't it?

Posted by: maddogg at June 30, 2010 07:24 PM (DqSon)

459 Shep really excited about Twilight talk at confirmation hearings

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 07:24 PM (uLoHz)

460

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:-D

Posted by: gomm at June 30, 2010 07:25 PM (73jUp)

461 Sweet, two trolls in one thread. One can actually utilize paragraphs. Still dumb as fuck though.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 07:25 PM (oVQFe)

462 I'd reserve the "too young" plaint for people who die in their twenties
or younger.

I don't know how old people are thinking Hitchens is. The man is 61, which, if he dies tomorrow, is still a pretty good run considering how much alcohol he's imbibed over the years.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 30, 2010 07:25 PM (XIXhw)

463 [just thought i'd add an old joke to lighten up things.]

Posted by: gomm at June 30, 2010 07:25 PM (7JES6)

464 Damn, it's a troll deluge! Haven't seen KiM in a while, how have you been?

Have the doctors finally upped your amount of happy pills?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 30, 2010 07:26 PM (9hSKh)

465 I liked the claim about Don Quixote being "The first Novel ever written." Right off the wikipedia page.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 07:26 PM (wOtDN)

466 Hmmmm... now why does my poop smell like horse penis?

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:26 PM (PkPsS)

467 Kay, take a fukkin Mydol, willya? You and Raykon should copulate.

Posted by: maddogg at June 30, 2010 07:27 PM (DqSon)

468 "I liked the claim about Don Quixote being "The first Novel ever
written." Right off the wikipedia page."

Ask me to quote words from the book. Page number and line number. See how I do. Its on my shelf.



Just don't ask me where I served. That's way to much work.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:27 PM (PkPsS)

469 O/T: Fox giving breaking news for the House passing the Finance Nationalization Act.

I thought the House had already passed a version of this and we were waiting on the Piss Clodd bill from the Senate to reconcile.

Well the House better get their shit in one sack soon because they will not be back next year.

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2010 07:27 PM (6taRI)

470
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:26 PM (PkPsS)
or you could save us the worthless fight and just go

Posted by: YRM at June 30, 2010 07:27 PM (uLoHz)

471 #461 Yeah, I'll bet peeling all those spuds and cleaning all those latrines
got old, didn't it?

Waste-burning duty too?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 30, 2010 07:27 PM (9hSKh)

472
you guys both make me proud and sicken me

Posted by: i like chunks at June 30, 2010 07:28 PM (6cqZX)

473 Posted by: KayInMaine at June 30, 2010 07:23 PM (qvhgr)

Okay, who the fuck are you and what did you do to Stephen King?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 30, 2010 07:28 PM (nxUYP)

474 stuiec, you are right.

Posted by: lauren at June 30, 2010 07:28 PM (MVwBA)

475 Its just what it is. Nothing more, nothing less.

That is the height of arrogance and ignorance right there, to believe for an instant that the meager 5 senses you have, have revealed all there is to know about existence. That is how my dog thinks. All she sees is all that is. At no point in human history have we ever had a conclusive scientific explanation for existence. Every glimpse beyond the curtain of perception reveals 10 more questions for every one we answer. And yet you are content to live not only a meaningless life, but also to do so without the intellectual curiosity to say that there might be more than you can see and look for it. Thank God true scholarly pursuit is handled by those of greater imagination than yourself. Otherwise we'd still be throwing rocks at each other.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 07:28 PM (0q2P7)

476 Ask me to quote words from the book. Page number and line number. See how I do. Its on my shelf.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:27 PM (PkPsS)
I'll bet it's soooo ronery.

Posted by: maddogg at June 30, 2010 07:29 PM (DqSon)

477 As way too many cancer patients in my family have explained to me, "Even if you never prayed before, you'll be praying by the first round of chemo."


Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:29 PM (JR2D9)

478 We've gone from the stone age to space flight in a few thousand years and you think we are still going to be here 5 billion years from now? Wow that is powerful stupid. That's like imagining you are going to live your 75 year average life span in the hospital nursery because that's where you woke up on day one.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 07:17 PM (0q2P7)
First, I was attributing the notion to Hitchens. I believe that in five billion years' time, we will have evolved into something we cannot currently comprehend and will have touched other galaxies.
Second, I am not sure that in 14 billion years' time, if and when the Universe that we know has ended, we will have found a means to escape to a different one. But well we may. And we just might find that God waits for us there.

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 07:29 PM (7AOgy)

479 You cons should read "Neuromancer", it's a seminal cyberpunk novel by author William Gibson from 1984, not like the Bible or some boring old thing like "Sir Gawain & the Green Knight".

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 07:29 PM (wOtDN)

480 Ask me to quote words from the book. Page number and line number. See how I do. Its on my shelf.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:27 PM (PkPsS)
Because all published versions of the book use the exact same typeface, and spacing. All versions have the exact same number of lines per page.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 07:30 PM (oVQFe)

481 Cons are dumb, they don't like good music. I know all the lyrics to "Tequila".

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 07:31 PM (wOtDN)

482 I am not afraid to die. Hope their is not too much pain. Living, fighting death, is built into all creatures, great and small :-).
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:26 PM (PkPsS)
So, why don't you give us the roaches perspective?

Posted by: maddogg at June 30, 2010 07:31 PM (DqSon)

483
Ask me to quote words from the book. Page number
and line number. See how I do. Its on my shelf.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:27 PM (PkPsS)
Which edition, genius?

Posted by: Joe Fucking Big Deal Biden at June 30, 2010 07:31 PM (JrRME)

484 As way too many cancer patients in my family have explained to me, "Even if you never prayed before, you'll be praying by the first round of chemo."
Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:29 PM (JR2D9)
I wonder if Hitchens would ever admit it. He probably wouldn't ever give his brother Peter that satisfaction.
Esophageal cancer is one of the very worst -- there's no way to avoid using your esophagus or putting it into a cast, so the pain is there all the time.

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 07:33 PM (7AOgy)

485 Which edition, genius?

Posted by: Joe Fucking Big Deal Biden at June 30, 2010 07:31 PM (JrRME)

It's a bit funny, because there's an edition right upstairs from me and I guarantee he can't quote the first line from the actual novel.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 07:33 PM (wOtDN)

486 I am not afraid to die. Hope their is not too much pain. Living,
fighting death, is built into all creatures, great and small :-).
______________________________________________________________
Aren't you commies supposed to be ready to die at your Dear Leader's whim?

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:34 PM (JR2D9)

487 Cons! You do realize this is the most attention and personal interaction I've received in months, do yo not, cons?

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:34 PM (PkPsS)

488 Okay, I'll bite jackass. Who knighted Don? No fair peaking ...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 07:36 PM (0q2P7)

489 Cons! Thank you for taking interest in my life, cons! I hate you, but really .... you're all I've got.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:37 PM (PkPsS)

490 It was pretty comforting to me.Einstein
believed God created the universe and walked off. I don't even believe
that, but a personal God is ... Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:34 PM (PkPsS)
troll, I don't care what 'comforts' you. You come here to discomfort people, and you're dishonest and dim. Go read your comforting book....BTW, Einstein clearly expressed his belief in God--which is not as you describe it, of course

Posted by: Joe Fucking Big Deal Biden at June 30, 2010 07:38 PM (JrRME)

491 "Who knighted Don?"

Its been awhile. Sancho?

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:38 PM (PkPsS)

492 Please read Walter Isaacsons book on Einstein

Read someone else's work on a scientist who believed in deism. Sure I'll add that to my reading list, looks like according to priority it fits right in slot 20532, at the current pace I'll make it to that slot when I turn 250.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 07:39 PM (0q2P7)

493 then get back to me. For whatever it is worth.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:37 PM (PkPsS)
tell me about the 'arctic unit' you served in
( sock off )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 30, 2010 07:40 PM (JrRME)

494 Esophageal cancer is one of the very worst -- there's no way to avoid
using your esophagus or putting it into a cast, so the pain is there all
the time.

I've got you and everyone else beat, including that fucking politically correct kiss the victims ass wear the pink ribbon breast cancer. Also, even though my death rate is around 90%, you will never see NFL players or any other athletes wearing the ribbon for me. Ask Patrick Swayze or Michael Landon or Gene Upshaw or my brother.

Posted by: Pancratic Cancer at June 30, 2010 07:40 PM (nxUYP)

495 Who knighted Don?"Its been awhile. Sancho?

No it was an Inn Keeper running the first Inn Don found on his adventures. Don mistook the Inn for a castle and the keeper the local lord.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 07:40 PM (0q2P7)

496

Second, I am not sure that in 14
billion years' time, if and when the Universe that we know has ended, we
will have found a means to escape to a different one. But well we
may. And we just might find that God waits for us there.

Posted by: stuiec
at June 30, 2010 07:29 PM (7AOgy)
It's all over in 2012, dumbass.

Posted by: Mayan Calendar at June 30, 2010 07:41 PM (7+pP9)

497 Just because mommy owns the book and told you a little about it, doesn't mean you read it troll.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 07:41 PM (oVQFe)

498 I am not afraid to die. Hope their is not too much pain. Living, fighting death, is built into all creatures, great and small :-).
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:26 PM (PkPsS)
Humans are blessed with the self-awareness that lets them figure out big, important ideas, like whether there is a God. The really enlightened ones who know that there is no God should have no problem overcoming their instinctive clinging to life. In fact, they should be leading the way by example, taking their own lives to show how silly and superstitious the rest of us are for clinging to our miserable existence and our irrational religious beliefs.
Only bitter clingers are stupid and primitive enough to want to live -- and anyone who claims to be enlightened and yet refuses to off himself is a hypocrite of the first magnitude.

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 07:41 PM (7AOgy)

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:41 PM (PkPsS)

500 490 Cons! You do realize this is the most attention and personal interaction I've received in months, do yo not, cons?
Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:34 PM (PkPsS)
well you may want to rethink a few things about your life. just kinda throwing that out there for you.

Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 07:41 PM (AklMw)

501 Its been awhile. Sancho?

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:38 PM (PkPsS)

Dude. That's like not knowing what Soylent Green is.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 07:42 PM (wOtDN)

502 Never trust end-of-the-world predictions from a society that couldn't remember to leave a forwarding address.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:43 PM (JR2D9)

503 490 Cons! You do realize this is the most attention and personal interaction I've received in months, do yo not, cons since birth?
Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:34 PM (PkPsS)
FIFY.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 30, 2010 07:43 PM (YVZlY)

504 It's all over in 2012, dumbass.
Posted by: Mayan Calendar at June 30, 2010 07:41 PM (7+pP9)
2012, 20,012, or 14,000,002,012 - whatevs.

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 07:43 PM (7AOgy)

505 tell me about the 'arctic unit' you served in
Mom's freezer. The classic battle of the fudgesicles.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 30, 2010 07:43 PM (554T5)

506 Never trust end-of-the-world predictions from a society that couldn't remember to leave a forwarding address.
Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:43 PM (JR2D9)
I am sure they figured, "What will they need our forwarding address for after 2012?"

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 07:44 PM (7AOgy)

507 "No it was an Inn Keeper running the first Inn Don found on his
adventures. Don mistook the Inn for a castle and the keeper the local
lord."

Damn, damn, damn. I remember the Inn, not the knighting.

Don was a little deranged. Him being stoned by the sheep herders was hilarious I thought.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:44 PM (PkPsS)

508 Him being stoned by the sheep herders was hilarious I thought.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:44 PM (PkPsS)

Yeah, and that part where he tilts the windmill. Classic stuff there. Wouldn't have missed it for the world, cons.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 07:46 PM (wOtDN)

509
tell me about the 'arctic unit' you
served in

Must have been with Stargate Command.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 30, 2010 07:46 PM (SyZzi)

510 Obama makes me believe the Mayans and Revelations more and more every day.

Especially with his pet flies and rats. And his imps like Andi and raykon.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:47 PM (JR2D9)

511 [You're boring -TB]

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:47 PM (PkPsS)

512 I've got you and everyone else beat, including that fucking politically correct kiss the victims ass wear the pink ribbon breast cancer. Also, even though my death rate is around 90%, you will never see NFL players or any other athletes wearing the ribbon for me. Ask Patrick Swayze or Michael Landon or Gene Upshaw or my brother.
Posted by: Pancratic Cancer at June 30, 2010 07:40 PM (nxUYP)
Sorry about your brother. Pancreatic cancer is another one of those really, really long odds things -- one hates to say that it's an automatic death sentence, but it's not far from it.

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 07:47 PM (7AOgy)

513 Andrew Sullivan throws legendary parties . . .
The Great Glutesby

Posted by: Forest Moon of Endor at June 30, 2010 07:47 PM (POs9i)

514 Later.

Being overwritten.


Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:47 PM (PkPsS)

515 Hey, whadd'ya know! Venezuela declared war on the US and no one noticed.

Venezuela govt to nationalize 11 US-owned oil rigs

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at June 30, 2010 07:47 PM (N/7an)

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 07:48 PM (PkPsS)

517 Can I just add that trisomy 21 babies tend to be undersized?

The pregnancy you had before does not determine the course of another. The babies may lie differently, grow differently, your habits may be different and the outcome different.

I have no idea where Sullivan got his fanciful notions, but that's what they are.

Posted by: SarahW at June 30, 2010 07:49 PM (Z4T49)

518 519 Echo chamber around here.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:48 PM (PkPsS)
Yeah every post you make is exactly the same. All you are is an echo.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 07:49 PM (oVQFe)

519 If we had quarantined and not wasted billions on a preventable disease, maybe we'd be a little closer to curing cancer.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:50 PM (JR2D9)

520 @517
"Later."
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way!

Posted by: Jimi at June 30, 2010 07:50 PM (fqxV7)

521 Only bitter clingers are stupid and primitive enough to want to live

That's straight out of the Yahoo comments section yesterday for the AP story about how Americans are "overtreated" and should just go away and die when they get cancer instead of trying to fight.

OK, when you're young and healthy you might think you'd rather get a hot shot than chemo, but then they declared that everyone should shut up and get euthanized because that's what you think you want...it was creepy. Very creepy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 30, 2010 07:51 PM (M9BNu)

522 In the letter, he states: "The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this."
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at June 30, 2010 07:47 PM (PkPsS)
Which is why an enlightened adult should kill himself instantly. Failing to do so is buying into the childishness of his unenlightened neighbors and proves that he is not only useless and worthless, but stupid and hypocritical as well.

Posted by: stuiec at June 30, 2010 07:51 PM (7AOgy)

523 I'll also add that I think Sullivan's underlying premise the whole time is that Sarah Palin wanted her baby dead.

Ooops. That baby was delivered alive, is loved and well cared for, and had probably fewer health problems than the typical Down's baby.

Posted by: SarahW at June 30, 2010 07:52 PM (Z4T49)

524 That's like not knowing what Soylent Green is.
You can get it at farmers markets with your food stamps. Only $5 for four ounces!

Posted by: Michelle O at June 30, 2010 07:52 PM (M9BNu)

525 After the amazing box officesuccess of the movie 'UP,' now the sequel you've been waiting for is here. Andrew Sullivan stars in:
UP: MY ASS

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 30, 2010 07:53 PM (YVZlY)

526 You can get it at farmers markets with your food stamps. Only $5 for
four ounces!
And so much better than Soylent red and yellow.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 07:54 PM (0q2P7)

527 Remember,
Tuesday is Soylent Green day!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 30, 2010 07:54 PM (0q2P7)

528 Andi Sullivan in:

A Bathhouse Too Far

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 07:55 PM (JR2D9)

529 "I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."

Einstein

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 30, 2010 07:55 PM (JrRME)

530 Ok,aquick google search informs me that Trig, Sarah's son, was born in April of 2008. Tripp, Bristol's son, was born in December of2008. So the only way Trig could be Bristol's is if Tripp was born at least a month if not two months prematurely, and yet somehow no one in the Palin hating mainstream media noticed.
Otherwise one would have to believe that somehow Bristol got pregnant with Tripp while she was still pregnant with Trig. Ok, now granted my biology is a bit rusty but I'm pretty sure that, unlike a green volkswagon beetle, is actually impossible.
And of course even given the notion that Tripp was premature and no one in the MSM noticed, that also assumes that the self serving weasel Levi Johnston who is the biological donor for Bristol's son Tripp would have been well aware that she was pregnant before Tripp was concieved because he an Bristol were dating at the time. So we must also then believes that Johnston, who has more or less try to make a career out leveling nasty accusations atthe Palin family has full knowledge of this bombshell revelation and yet has never revealed it, prefering to smear the Palin's with bogus crap instead.
Umm.. ya, right. Sorry, but thats about the most laughable load of bullshit I've ever heard.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 30, 2010 11:49 PM (G6FWP)

531 I've long called them "danged heavier-than-air contraptions" and refused to abandon my trusty zeppelin for the damned things. God keep you safe for your integrity and bravery in daring to bring up
this issue!

Posted by: mojo at July 01, 2010 12:01 AM (D6Uk6)

532 http://tiny.cc/9e5m2

Andrew, that link is for you.

Posted by: Joe at July 01, 2010 12:49 AM (0Gde6)

533 Nothing says "needs to be confined for his own safety and the safety of others" quite like two years of public cyber-stalking of a public figure and her child, with extra emphasis on her vagina and biological functions.

At some point, this is going to HAVE to become a legal matter, as Sully gets more and more irrational and starts trying to break into doctors' offices or follows Sarah around to her speeches and tries to get upskirt pics.

Please, "The Atlantic", for your own sake, fire this SOB.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at July 01, 2010 01:14 AM (bxiXv)

534 Stuck On stupid

Didn't you know that Bristol has the only Ripley's Believe it or Not Uterus in the whole wide world? She can conceive children at different times and then birth one all the while the other baby remains perfectly in tack in her magical wonder womb. It's a feat like no other and only brave Andrew Sullivan has been able to sleuth it out.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at July 01, 2010 01:43 AM (8x3SC)

535 If the short pants brigade at NRO hadn't made Andy into a minor celebrity, he would have written in obscurity for a while and then disappeared, and we wouldn't be having to hear all the gruesome details of his mental breakdown now.

I don't know about anybody else, but "luminiferous aether" scares the shit outta me.

Posted by: Adjoran at July 01, 2010 02:17 AM (VfmLu)

536 I've said it for a while and every passing day leads me to believe it is certain: Andrew Sullivan has AIDs Dementia Complex. Highly Active Antiretroviral Therapy (HAART) can slow significantly the worst effects of ADC. Keeping it at stage 0.5 where most of the outward symptoms are kept at bay...except the slight loss of mental acuity. Most promentently learning, information processing and
concentration/attention.

All are seen above.

Furthermore I am convinced that the senior editorial staff at The Atlantic know that something is going on with Andrew and deliberately refuse to deal with it because his ongoing train wreck drives readership up.

Pathetic.



Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 01, 2010 03:25 AM (qXaMd)

537 Didn't you know that Bristol has the only Ripley's Believe it or Not Uterus in the whole wide world? She can conceive children at different times and then birth one all the while the other baby remains perfectly in tack in her magical wonder womb. It's a feat like no other and only brave Andrew Sullivan has been able to sleuth it out.
Rotfl.. Three words I'd never have thought could be brought together in the same sentence.. Magical Wonder Womb.
Sounds like a Ronco product of some sort doesn't it? "Just set it, and FORGET IT!" lol..
Seriously, I went to this Sullivan guy's page just to do some quick research and boy, do I want those ten minutes back. What an imbecile.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at July 01, 2010 08:06 AM (e8T35)

538 Part of Sullivan's problem is that he continues to believe, no matter how many times readers point it out to him, no matter what Palin's own doctor has said on the subject, that "leaking amniotic fluid" is the same thing as "water breaking."
They are not the same thing at all. You can leak amniotic fluid--through a pin-sized hole, for example,that can heal itself--at any time in a pregnancy. It happened to me with my first pregnancy. My doc said no big deal, rest more. It stopped after a few days, and my pregnancy continued for another six weeks.
This is the point where Sullivan has gotten stuck. He will not accept that there is such a difference. He continues to rail that Palin's "water broke"--that she waspractically gushing fluid into her airplane seat. It's one of those hands-over-the-ears "nyah nyah I can't hear you" things.

Posted by: Average Jen at July 01, 2010 08:45 AM (fRnux)

539 I'm all for embracing men in whatever role they play in reproduction in general. That being said...the guy is a total freaking loony tune Fruit Loop if he thinks that he can wax poetic or knowledgably about childbirth issues, having no medical background and certainly no personal experience.
Trained as an RN, degree in nursing, two kids under my belt and and enough women's stories to choke a goat, the guy is FOS. You can leak tiny amounts of amniotic fluid as the previous poster said and then it can stop. You can rupture the amniotic membrane and gush like geyser. The latter is what this yahoo is thinking about, but it can be anywhere in between. Got a pocket of fluid and then there is heavy baby between the cervix and the rest of the fluid, if you're sans contractions and the cervix isn't fully dilated, you've now got a plug and you're not going to see the rest of that fluild until birth, even if the membrane is gone at that point. And just because you rupture, doens't mean that your uterus is doing the dance. It could be just sitting there going 'duh'.
Births are not textbook. They're more like snowflakes. And someone like Palin who has had experience in the same, is a far more reputable reporter, than some jackass male on a blog.
And women are definitely territorial when it comes to using their personal physician if at all possible. OH YES. They're created a personal relationship with that person based on trust. The last thing that they want to do if they can avoid it is to birth with some stranger in a strange facility. Imagine a solider crawling under barbed wire, with bullets flying over head with a knife in his teeth. THAT is the position that a woman will take if it will get her to her OWN doctor. Get on a plane for a couple of hours when you know how long labour actualy takes? Yep, I would do it in a heartbeat. Heck, with the first one, I went into labour, went out to lunch, came home and cleaned house, had dinner, went walking around the neighborhood for hours, and iddn't even go to get checked until dawn the next am, and still was ONE centimeter. I ended up with induced labour after that point. Had I been left to do it naturally, that could have taken days.
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What is more important is a woman knowing what happens to HER when SHE is in labour. Stand two women side by side and they both have different birthing behavior. I listen to Palin talk and she's perfectly credible. And a woman knows if she's a toaster or a slow burner. Yup, sometimes babies just fall out, but I consider those women to be in the same tiny percentage of women who birth babies that sleep through the night at six weeks. There's about three of them on the planet at any given timeand the odds are high that it's not going to be you.
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They always seem to focus on the assertion that Sarah is not the mother, Bristol is.

None of them seem curious about who the father might be.

They don't seem to dispute that Todd Palin is the father of Trig, only that Sarah is not the mother.
They are implying by omission that Todd committed incestuous statutory rape on his own daughter, which is the most sickening thing about this whole debacle Andi is engaged in.
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If not, I don't think he's ever said so.
That is enough for an ass kicking in my book, although I wouldn't advise anyone to make Andi bleed anywhere near themselves, for obvious reasons.

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