Blame the EPA: Dutch Oil Spill Response Ships Could Suck 99% of Oil From Gulf, But Can't Get Approved, Because EPA Demands 99.9985% Purity

And blame the dreamy-headed idealists.

And blame everyone who allowed this to come to pass.


Why does neither the U.S. government nor U.S. energy companies have on hand the cleanup technology available in Europe? Ironically, the superior European technology runs afoul of U.S. environmental rules. The voracious Dutch vessels, for example, continuously suck up vast quantities of oily water, extract most of the oil and then spit overboard vast quantities of nearly oil-free water. Nearly oil-free isn't good enough for the U.S. regulators, who have a standard of 15 parts per million -- if water isn't at least 99.9985% pure, it may not be returned to the Gulf of Mexico.

When ships in U.S. waters take in oil-contaminated water, they are forced to store it. As U.S. Coast Guard Admiral Thad Allen, the official in charge of the clean-up operation, explained in a press briefing on June 11, "We have skimmed, to date, about 18 million gallons of oily water--the oil has to be decanted from that [and] our yield is usually somewhere around 10% or 15% on that." In other words, U.S. ships have mostly been removing water from the Gulf, requiring them to make up to 10 times as many trips to storage facilities where they off-load their oil-water mixture, an approach Koops calls "crazy."

The Americans, overwhelmed by the catastrophic consequences of the BP spill, finally relented and took the Dutch up on their offer -- but only partly. Because the U.S. didn't want Dutch ships working the Gulf, the U.S. airlifted the Dutch equipment to the Gulf and then retrofitted it to U.S. vessels. And rather than have experienced Dutch crews immediately operate the oil-skimming equipment, to appease labour unions the U.S. postponed the clean-up operation to allow U.S. crews to be trained.

A catastrophe that could have been averted is now playing out.

Unconscionable. Unconscionable.

I read, two weeks ago, two things I could not comprehend:

1) Kevin Costner's oil-separating machines worked

and

2) Kevin Costner's oil-separating machines still had to be cleared by the EPA for use

What? What?

Now I understand: These machines work (and the Dutch machines), but as neither offers the 99.9% purity the EPA demands, it's better to let the coasts be destroyed and the fish killed for a generation.

Note: I am guestimating the 99% figure. The article doesn't specify how clean the Dutch vehicles scrub the oil. I think 99% sounds about ballpark, given that the article says "nearly oil-free."

Can It Get Worse? Just maybe it can.

Posted by: Ace at 07:49 PM



Comments

1 But but but their *intentions* are good and that's all that matters.


Posted by: alexthechick at June 29, 2010 07:03 PM (r07cb)

2 Of course, this makes perfect sense----to a leftard. Oh, and you're a racist and BOOOSH!!

Posted by: VaGal at June 29, 2010 07:04 PM (oEqtN)

3 Now watch this drive
duck hook.

Posted by: President Toonces at June 29, 2010 07:06 PM (pEK05)

4 Never let the good be the enemy of the perfect. That's Obama's EPA's new motto.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 29, 2010 07:06 PM (swuwV)

5 What the hell happened that Europeans are the 'Can Do' crowd, while Americans are tangled in webs of nonsense from their so-called betters?

Posted by: Sharrukin at June 29, 2010 07:07 PM (eYgrz)

6 I used to laugh at conspiracy theorists, but a friend who tends that way believes Osama Obama considers it in his best interest NOT to have the spill stopped/fully contained.

I'm sorry to say I am beginning to believe he's right.

The Traitor-in-Chief needs to go. Let someone competent take on the job....

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 29, 2010 07:07 PM (Ulu3i)

7 *Stunned silence*

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 29, 2010 07:08 PM (0q2P7)

8 How is this not criminal negligence?

Posted by: Dillinger at June 29, 2010 07:08 PM (BedzM)

9 ...it's better to let the coasts be destroyed and the fish killed for a generation.
How long is a "fish" generation"?A few years? If you meant longer than that Ace then you would not be correct.
Yes, EPA is a confederacy of dunces. Now how can we use their reaction to this oil spill to destroy them?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 29, 2010 07:08 PM (oIp16)

10 Ace: I am going to write a rare post on my stupid little blog -- and it will put you some f'n knowledge that sliced my brain like a f'n hammer today. And it relates directly to what you've posted here.

Posted by: stuiec at June 29, 2010 07:08 PM (7AOgy)

11 The longer this goes on the more I believe thisis all done on purpose. It's not letting a crisis go to waste. I just don't think they care about te consequences beyond the political and even then they seem to be pretty short-sighted.

Posted by: wherestherum at June 29, 2010 07:08 PM (dVfVq)

12 Of course the Precedent could remove these obstacles with the stroke of a pen but prefers working on his golf stroke.The MFM deserve to be tarred and feathered for foisting this fuckstick on us without a proper vetting and than continuing to cover up his indifference/maliciousness/incompetemce.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2010 07:08 PM (TvyKJ)

13 If the liberals had not pushed drilling so far off that coast, this probably would not have happened at all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2010 07:08 PM (0GFWk)

14 In China politicians are executed for such gross incompetence and negligence. That's the only foreign law I'm willing to adopt.

Posted by: Dillinger at June 29, 2010 07:09 PM (BedzM)

15 If Obama wanted the Gulf Coast destroyed by the oil spill, would he be doing anything any differently?

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2010 07:09 PM (HtIec)

16 *Still stunned*

(Where did you get this post? a +3 scroll of stun moron?)

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 29, 2010 07:09 PM (0q2P7)

17 Mere incompetence does not explain this administration's actions anymore. This is intent approaching malicious based on politics or worse.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 29, 2010 07:10 PM (swuwV)

18 Weird Koops. Now that's an awesome name.

Posted by: Moron in a Leopard Snuggie at June 29, 2010 07:12 PM (Ks4nX)

19 I'm thinking Obama's idea (and that of the Democrats) is that they are going to be hurled from power in November, better to leave a tarry, oily corpse for the Republicans to inherit. That way they can jeer from the sidelines (the only thing they are competent to do) and they, and their pals in the media, will rewrite the whole thing so that the Republicans are the true villains.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 29, 2010 07:14 PM (eNxMU)

20 Mere incompetence does not explain this
administration's actions anymore. This is intent approaching malicious
based on politics or worse.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 29, 2010 07:10 PM (swuwV)
Kinda wondered the same thing this morning when I read they are attacking Germany for having a strong economy as is our good friend G. Soros. It isn't the drunken spenders Greece or Spain who are to blame, but Germany for not spending enough.Almost as if they want a crisis they can take advantage of.

Posted by: Sharrukin at June 29, 2010 07:14 PM (eYgrz)

21 Serious question... they had to drill down a mile to get to the seabed... how far off the coast is this thing? If it's in international waters, how does the US have any jurisdiction?

(Not attempting to discount the damage to the US coast, just been wondering about that for a while)

Posted by: hindmost at June 29, 2010 07:18 PM (BKlar)

22 Remember politicians being mailed white feathers, tea bags, etc?

Maybe Obama should start receiving quarts of oil in the mail.

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2010 07:20 PM (HtIec)

23 Hey, Prez "I can't suck it up with a straw"!
You can repeal the Jones Act and over-rule the EPA on this stupidity.
Everyone who understands this and watches you do nothing is horrified.
Desparate times call for Nobel-winning heads of committees, huh?
Punk.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 29, 2010 07:20 PM (XdlcF)

24 Obama's response to the disaster in the Gulf needs to be hung aroundhis neck like an oil soaked albatross. Honestly, his inept incompetence in conjunction with his desire to never let a good crisis go to waste are going to cripplethe economy in ways that Cap and Trade could never do. I feel for the poor people in the Gulf States. Our feckless, venal, leadership challenged President is causing permament harm. Thanks a lot you 52% F-tards.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 07:20 PM (CfmlF)

25 There's a reason Obama's taking such a relaxed attitude on this:

You notice how he's relaxed, sitting back, on his heels practically, but with his chin jutting forward? How he's very patient, waiting for things to unfold? He's trying to prevent a slice. He's actually golfing- all day- in his head.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2010 07:21 PM (FcR7P)

26 In the meantime, the Buffett relief concert has been moved to July 12 due to Hurricane (yes, a hurricane, now) Alex.

Buffett a BIG-time lib despite being an extremely canny businessman. I wonder what he thinks of his Environmental President now.

Posted by: Filly at June 29, 2010 07:22 PM (QI8Uq)

27 10 -- if it's about this EPA business, I want it, where the #&*#* is it? Post it already. thank you

Posted by: Texan99 at June 29, 2010 07:22 PM (tp4YR)

28 Once againI maintain the story here is not the accident, but the refusal to actby our Government.
Obama was and is paying out the Political Influence that was purchased by BP and the Unions during his campaign. He let BP slide for almost a month. He has protected the interests of the Unions rather than the Gulf Coast and its residents.
This administration should be charged for their actions in this matter. Their actions were and are criminal.

Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2010 07:22 PM (EoHhf)

29 The EPA has proven itself not only worthless but harmful. I don't believe they necessarily have malicious intent, but the results are the same nevertheless. Too bad we're stuck with it.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 07:23 PM (Yq+qN)

30 How do these machines work? Is it an exponential decay type filtration where, regardless of the input concentration, the tails are going to be x percent of the supply? Or, is it a finite filtration system that can only remove down to a defined base ppm?

Posted by: 2549 at June 29, 2010 07:24 PM (8WgA7)

31 ...and Jimmy Buffet sucks.
He is on my short list. If I ever get close enough to break his nose, I'll do it in an instant. Still won't make up for every time I've had to hear 'Margaritaville' or stomach a rich white asshole who wants to pretend he's a seafairing pauper.

Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2010 07:25 PM (EoHhf)

32 0% clean is better than 99% clean because only 99.9985% clean will do.

Never let a crisis go to waste. Just let the potential for a little bit of extra waste create a crisis.

Posted by: cinyc at June 29, 2010 07:25 PM (Sz5NQ)

33 If it's not perfect, we're not going to do it. The corralary is that everything that theOtard does do is perfect. See how that works?

Posted by: 141 Driver at June 29, 2010 07:25 PM (LEynS)

34 19 I'm thinking Obama's idea (and that of the Democrats) is that they are
going to be hurled from power in November, better to leave a tarry, oily
corpse for the Republicans to inherit.

Excellent analogy. Just as when Hussein [the other Hussein] set fire to the oil fields in Kuwait, causing an environmental disaster, as US forces were approaching to liberate the nation, the current Hussein is going to drench the coast in oil, causing an environmental disaster, as the Conservative army approaches to liberate the US this November.

Posted by: Dillinger at June 29, 2010 07:25 PM (BedzM)

35 Once againI maintain the story here is not the accident, but the refusal to actby our Government.

As well as the MFM adamant refusal to report the effing news! They continue to promote this empty suit who treats them like an abused,redheaded stepchild. They are absolutely culpable and continue to enable the malfeasance Obama is committing against America.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 07:25 PM (CfmlF)

36
hey, remember how the Sierra Club was responsible for stopping the Army
Corps of Engineers from fixing the levees and they killed 1000 people
during Hurricane Katrina?

Eco-wackadoos, is there anything they can't destroy?

Posted by: ewaster at June 29, 2010 07:26 PM (zgaoG)

37 This is the rule of lawyers. No more complicated than that.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2010 07:28 PM (RdIBt)

38 Fast forward five years --he Health Choices Adminitrator has outlawed aspirin because it's not 99.9% effective.

Posted by: rockhead at June 29, 2010 07:28 PM (RykTt)

39
Isn't it funny how the "We Must Do Something Now" crowd did absolutely nothing?


Posted by: ewaster at June 29, 2010 07:28 PM (zgaoG)

40
It was urgent to pass the Stimulus!

It was urgent to reform our entire health care system!

We must do something!

We must do something!

Oil spill?

Fuck it.

Posted by: ewaster at June 29, 2010 07:29 PM (zgaoG)

41 Isn't it funny how the president seems intent on destroying the entire oil gas industry, the very livelihood of a state like Louisiana?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 07:30 PM (Yq+qN)

42 I'm thinking Obama's idea (and that of the Democrats) is that they are going to be hurled from power in November, better to leave a tarry, oily corpse for the Republicans to inherit.
No, they're going to manage to get it cleaned up by mid-October and then hand out your tax dollars all over the Gulf by the end of October. The MFM will sing their praises from October riiiight through the first week of November.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 29, 2010 07:32 PM (XdlcF)

43 Not to mention the shrimpers, fishermen, boating, tourism industries...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 07:32 PM (Yq+qN)

44 >>..and Jimmy Buffet sucks.

>>He is on my short list. If I ever get close enough to break his nose, I'll do it in an instant. Still won't make up for every time I've had to hear 'Margaritaville' or stomach a rich white asshole who wants to pretend he's a seafairing pauper.

If it makes you feel any better, Buffet opened a brand new hotel right on the beach in Pensacola this week just in time for the oil to come rolling in. Karma she is a bitch.

And I'm sorry, you mention Kevin Costner and anything to do with water and all I think of is some gill equipped turd rolling in on a trimaran hoarding a can of dirt. He deserves to burn in hell for that movie alone and no amount of free oil sucking machines is going to make up for it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2010 07:33 PM (VW9/y)

45 I live on the Gulf. Which one of these suckers of cock do I sue when Hurricane Oiliana comes roaring up the pipe and ruins half of three states?

Posted by: Ten at June 29, 2010 07:33 PM (15KR4)

46 Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2010 07:25 PM (EoHhf)

What gets me is that Buffett didn't get to be worth $32 million dollars a year on the purity of his musical expression. It's from the merchandise, the beer, the margarita maker, and the restaurant chain. And still he flies the liberal flag.

I do not understand people who make wonderfully astronomic sums of money via capitalism, and fervently campaign for socialism. You inherit your money, I get it. But you start from nothin' and work you way up, and STILL want to screw everybody who helped get you there? Makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Filly at June 29, 2010 07:35 PM (QI8Uq)

47 This article is infuriating. The Dutch mustthink we're ingracious selfish and stupid short-sighted bastards who put petty politics above cleaning the envornment. And they're right!

Posted by: Beagle at June 29, 2010 07:35 PM (sOtz/)

48 Here in San Diego, environmental laws protecting habitat were enforced so as to prevent brush from being cut away fromproperty in some areas of the back country. A number of the affected buildings burned as a result.
There were many other buildings that burned due to negligence of course. What I'm talking about is being told to halt the brush clearing on threat of a citation and large fine. In some cases the fire department and the environmental people were both threatening citations, the fire dept. if the land were cleared, the environmental agency if it were not.
I thinkbaked soil coated with ash andbenzopyrenes is not what they meant by"habitat." But you know, they meant well. That's the important thing.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 29, 2010 07:36 PM (w41GQ)

49
Another funny thing...

Notice how urgent it is for Congress to keep passing these unemployment benefits extensions yet not so urgent to lift Obama's silly drilling moratorium that actually creates (and saves) jobs.

It's almost as if the Democrats are purposely trying to make people completely dependent on Big Government.

Posted by: ewaster at June 29, 2010 07:36 PM (Fe3ZO)

50 I would like to know what was said, to who and when by this administration.
Their actions here should be investigated. The Hubris of this administration knows no bounds, and as such I would guess they don't do a very good job at covering their tracks.

Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2010 07:37 PM (EoHhf)

51 Should have read: the fire department if it were not cleared, the environmentla agency if it were.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 29, 2010 07:37 PM (w41GQ)

52 How is this not criminal negligence?

The hell you say.

Posted by: Helicopter Ben at June 29, 2010 07:38 PM (15KR4)

53 The EPA DEMANDS 99.9% purity going back 10 generations, you SUBHUMANS!!!

Posted by: Environmentally Pure Aryans at June 29, 2010 07:39 PM (7b1Uc)

54
but you gotta love Bill Clinton, for he always knows how to stick it to Obama on occasion.

Clinton was expressing frustration about the inaction in the Gulf and said it was good "they finally accepted international help."

Heh.

Posted by: ewaster at June 29, 2010 07:39 PM (Fe3ZO)

55 The EPA is near the top of clear and present dangers to our republic. A seemingly dictatorial, rogue governmental entity run amok. The appetite of this bloated monster is never satiated. Motives are never, ever questioned. If we express concern or alarm regarding its reckless autonomy, we are akin to "environmental racists". The EPA has become little more than a bureaucratic instrument of submission for the left.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 29, 2010 07:39 PM (554T5)

56 And NO SMOKING!!!

Posted by: Environmentally Pure Aryans at June 29, 2010 07:39 PM (7b1Uc)

57 49 The oil companies are about to release new deepwater regs, in an attempt for Obama to overturn the moratorium. I don't think it will work, but it's worth a try.

/Speaking of oil, I hope Bob Dudley assertively confronts the Precedent about this mess.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 07:41 PM (Yq+qN)

58 I am sure the pelicans won't mind a little extra oil.

Besides, crushed oily pelicans make good fuel for unicorn burning hope-mobiles.

Posted by: bill-tb at June 29, 2010 07:42 PM (y+QfZ)

59 So wait, we have a President who wants the authorityto pull the plug on the internet in case China hacks into say.....the DOD, but he doesn't want the authority to overrule EPA regulations and/or the Jones Act?

Posted by: Jaimo at June 29, 2010 07:43 PM (CeSWJ)

60 Ok, let's say that you were a retard and that you were President of the United States of America--sorry for the redundancy, and apologies to retards.
So let's say said retard is up to his neck in shit, and some libtard Dutchman says, "Hey dumbass (with a Dutch accent), I can remove 99% of the shit you're swimming in, how about it?"
Retard says, "No thanks, I need 99.875%."
Libtard Dutchman says, "You're shitting me. You're drowning in shit?"
Retard says, "It's not so bad. I got a tee time."

Posted by: Old Dad at June 29, 2010 07:44 PM (LBXax)

61
See this?

This post and these comments is a perfect example why the GOP needs to read these blogs.

Out-of-touch lazy ass stupid bastids.

Posted by: ewaster at June 29, 2010 07:44 PM (zgaoG)

62 Of course Obama doesn't want this fixed. He wants America in ruins, because he hates the country and hates, most especially, whitey. Although, to be honest, he hasn't done much for his black brothers either.

At least we know what they're going to use the FEMA camps for. Get ready for some camping, Gulf Coast dwellers!

Posted by: shibumi at June 29, 2010 07:45 PM (OKZrE)

63
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The United States is accepting help from 12
countries and international organizations in dealing with the massive
oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
The State Department said in a
statement Tuesday that the U.S. is working out the particulars of the
help that's been accepted.
The identities of all 12 countries and
international organizations were not immediately announced. One country
was cited in the State Department statement -- Japan, which is providing
two high-speed skimmers and fire containment boom.
More than 30
countries and international organizations have offered to help with the
spill. The State Department hasn't indicated why some offers have been
accepted and others have not.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 07:45 PM (Yq+qN)

64
btw, that Russian spies in MA story is getting interestinger and interestinger.

Russia has weighed in and, well, it's typical Soviet horseshit.

Posted by: ewaster at June 29, 2010 07:46 PM (zgaoG)

65 see update too.

Posted by: ace at June 29, 2010 07:46 PM (SsvUp)

66 These fucking people need to go sooner than later and all their fucking rules need to be overturned.

Posted by: sTevo at June 29, 2010 07:47 PM (qs4He)

67 BTW - Has anyone caught the stories on the decontamination stations that the Federal Gov't set up to clean the US vessels as they come to port. Typical Government masturbation.
The reason I mention it, is because the insistenceon doing it the retarded Obamaway leads to a massive number of smaller vessels that are bringing contamination closer to shore rather than allow the larger European Vessels to do the job at sea and stay there. All to protect the Unions that are clamboring to get the work.

Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2010 07:47 PM (EoHhf)

68 If only there was an authority --say the POTUS that could set aside EPA rules in event of a disaster like this to protect fragile ecosystems from stupid red tape.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 29, 2010 07:47 PM (dkExz)

69 The guardians of Truth at FactCheck(org) are saying these are scurrilous-Fox News and Palin-driven misrepresentations - it's a lie to say Obama has refused foreign assistance because Barack Obama has accepted 5 of 25 offers of help (with 50 more being "reviewed") (a "lie" if you're saying he's refused all assistance, but that's not what anyone was saying - and giving him the benefit of the doubt when he's refused 80% of the help is substantively misleading, perhaps ?). It's not so gosh-darned easy as you wingnuts think when these guys have to follow our safety standards (see above) and besides, all that foreign assistance costs money (and if there's one thing this Administration is laser-focused on, it's saving taxpayers' money). So Bill O'Reilly, Palin, and Fox News are a bunch of liars.

It's a cute shell game from our "objective" and "impartial" friends beholden to no crass commercial interests (but lucratively funded by the Annenberg Foundation). Thanks for the "fact check", MediaMattersLite.

Posted by: societyis2blame at June 29, 2010 07:47 PM (7ZyYf)

70 garrett: "I would guess they don't do a very good job at covering their tracks."

Eh. That's our job. Obama needs to be on the tees on time so that he can keep that well-refreshed brain of his optimized.

Posted by: The MFM at June 29, 2010 07:47 PM (swuwV)

71 No, they're going to manage to get it cleaned up
by mid-October and then hand out your tax dollars all over the Gulf by
the end of October. The MFM will sing their praises from October
riiiight through the first week of November.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 29, 2010 07:32 PM
Mama AJ, despite the hideous political damage your scenario would cause, I really, really hope you're right.

But at the current rate of "progress" by Osama Obama, I think we're looking at October, 2013 before any real action is apparent. The Traitor-in-Chief and his Marxist America-killers will have to be gone before any improvement in the Gulf situation can happen.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 29, 2010 07:50 PM (Ulu3i)

72 It's almost as if they want the whole damn Gulf of Mexico to turn into toxic petroleum soup, just to prove an ideological point that oil itself is evil, and something to be banned forever. Which is paranoid conspiracy-think, true. But as the weeks drag by filled with one bureaucratic stupidity after another, what else makes sense?

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at June 29, 2010 07:50 PM (k4bdL)

73 Hey, but Landreau got her ObamaCare payoff. Whats the big deal? LA is going to be just fine with the 300 mil she got.

Bet she is shitting her depends right now.

Posted by: Andrew at June 29, 2010 07:50 PM (+bUhp)

74 EPA doesn't matter, it is about Obama. During the campaign, the liberal media pounded and pounded Palin as being unqualified, even though she had several concrete accomplishments and had shown true leadership, and they pounded McCain for picking her.Both McCain and Palin had done much more in their lives than Obama. Meanwhile, the media ignored the fact that Obama had not one, concrete accomplishment, had never been in a situation where he had had to exercise any actual leadership. He gave good speeches, and he managed to get himself elected, that's it. And let's face it, winning elections has more to do with how good your pr people are than any actual leadership. So now all the people who voted for Obama, are whining and bellyaching because he can't handle a crisis. This idiot can't manage to tell the epa to put aside their standards in a crisis , and liberals are surprised. Gawd I hate liberals.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2010 07:50 PM (16mOa)

75 From the update, it appears all the federal agencies involved are doing nothing but hampering the clean-up. Can someone please strike the red tape? This is ridiculous.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 07:51 PM (Yq+qN)

76 How about all you libs in Louisiana and other gulf statesthat voted for this jugeared jackass. Hows his oily ass taste today?This idiot just ruined your waters, beaches and livelyhoods for decades.An inexperienced, never had a real job, community organizer. This is what you get,although I won't say what you deserve. However, 52% of you really reallyscrewed the pooch this time.

Posted by: Sparky at June 29, 2010 07:52 PM (r0u40)

77 Here's how to get around the EPA: The process of pumping oily water through the Costner/Dutch systems and discharging the slightly oily water ONLY amounts to a topological distortion of the sea surface.
The water is never removed from the Gulf since it's technically connected to the Gulf at all times. It's just a big doughnut. So they're aren't "discharging" water they're only moving it around.

Posted by: Molon Labe at June 29, 2010 07:52 PM (kYpqT)

78 A lesser man might think that Barry is deliberately letting the Gulf be fouled for his own agenda.

And I'm just the lesser man to think that.

Posted by: toby928 at June 29, 2010 07:54 PM (4WbTI)

79 99% would be great , hell I'd settle for 70% .
What the fuck is wrong with these people ?

Posted by: awkward davies at June 29, 2010 07:54 PM (B4e7Q)

80 Boy, my response to Hurricane Katrina keeps looking better and better.
Keep it up Brownie...I mean Baracky, Good Job!

Posted by: George W.Bush at June 29, 2010 07:54 PM (EoHhf)

81 Thank God Obama can't touch the relief wells, is the main positive statement I can make at the moment.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 07:55 PM (Yq+qN)

82 Oh yeah, and Sheriff Joe is going down to the Gulf region to day to meet with seafood producers. Hope he doesn't call anyone an asshole.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2010 07:55 PM (16mOa)

83 From Drudge: Day 70. Obama to accept international assistance from 12 CUNTries.
Waddya guys bitchin' about? He's getting shit done. /sarc.

Posted by: Learflyer at June 29, 2010 07:56 PM (5aVOy)

84 Georgia has just accepted 70 formerly oil soaked pelicans to be released. Next two years, see the number of "special" pelicans surge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2010 07:56 PM (UOM48)

85
This is even worse than the eco-wackadoos preventing NO to build dams and levees.


Posted by: ewaster at June 29, 2010 07:57 PM (Fe3ZO)

86 Wasn't I created to coordinate all aspects of response related to any kind of disaster?

Um, oops?

Posted by: Department of Homeland Security at June 29, 2010 07:57 PM (rzJpR)

87 Why doesn't BP buy the Dutch machine? After all we know the government will just fk up anything it touches.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 07:58 PM (sAwen)

88 oh wait, Sarah Palin was saying this almost immediately after this disaster happened!

Posted by: Dan at June 29, 2010 07:58 PM (1jzSs)

89 Suppose you owned beach property fouled by oil at high tide. At low tide, the oily water flows off your property back into the Gulf.
Should you be reported to the EPA for discharge limit violations?

Posted by: Molon Labe at June 29, 2010 07:58 PM (kYpqT)

90 Fuck the Pelicans!

Posted by: the Fish at June 29, 2010 07:59 PM (EoHhf)

91 87
Why doesn't BP buy the Dutch machine? After all we know the government
will just fk up anything it touches.

Just because they buy it doesn't mean they can actually use it; they have to ask, then get it approved.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 07:59 PM (Yq+qN)

92 22
Remember politicians being mailed white feathers, tea bags, etc?

Maybe
Obama should start receiving quarts of oil in the mail.


Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2010 07:20 PM (HtIec)

Send him bubble gum -- apparently, he's all out.And since he probably can't walk and chew at the same time it will keep him occupied and causing less damage.

Posted by: nine coconuts at June 29, 2010 08:00 PM (DHNp4)

93 What a joke. EPA equals epic fail. We have one of the worst environmental disasters ever in the Gulf of Mexico and they are worried about asinine purity levels. Can't wait until the health care boards are in charge of our health care.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:01 PM (5I8G0)

94 Check out this putt, though!

Posted by: Barry Obama at June 29, 2010 08:01 PM (P33XN)

95
A lesser man might think that Barry is deliberately letting the Gulf be
fouled for his own agenda.

It's all about the optics. Isn't that what we learned last week in the Barton kerfluffle?

What better way to sell the Obama's new 'green' economy than the imagery of a oil-soaked shore and lots and lots of unemployed people? Oil ruins planet and brings about economic disaster. That's the message they want to sell and a ruined Gulf will help them.

Posted by: ewaster at June 29, 2010 08:01 PM (Fe3ZO)

96 After reading that Morris column, all I can think is:
"This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt."

Posted by: LibertarianJim at June 29, 2010 08:01 PM (86FvD)

97 Someone call the SECNAV and ask him what the fuck over? He's in charge right? Or is there another czar?

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:02 PM (5I8G0)

98 Suppose you're a reporter out for a hyped-up story on estuaries being fouled by oil. You hire a boat and encounter an oil slick. With cameras rolling, you stick your rubber gloved hand into the slick and dramatically show the oil falling offin thick clumps back into the Gulf.
Uh-oh...hang on...haven't you just violated EPA discharge limits? Shouldn't you go to jail?

Posted by: Molon Labe at June 29, 2010 08:02 PM (kYpqT)

99 "Territorial waters, or a territorial sea, as defined by
the 1982
is a belt of coastal waters extending at most twelve nautical
miles from the baseline (usually the mean low-water mark) of a coastal
state."


The oil spill is 50 miles off the coast. BP does not need permission.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:02 PM (sAwen)

100 Someone call the SECNAV and ask him what the fuck over? He's in charge right? Or is there another czar?
Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:02 PM (5I8G0)

And while the SECNAV is fucking around in the Gulf our Aegis Combat System is going down the shitter because of lack of spare parts and training.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2010 08:03 PM (0GFWk)

101 At what point does the MSM actually notice that the response to this spill is far more fucked up by government agencies than the Katrina response.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:03 PM (5I8G0)

102 This is an indictment of Obamaism, Loberalism, Unionism. Community organizers, big government, and the left in general.

Wonder if anyone will notice.

Posted by: nine coconuts at June 29, 2010 08:04 PM (DHNp4)

103 And while the SECNAV is fucking around in the Gulf
our Aegis Combat System is going down the shitter because of lack of
spare parts and training.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2010 08:03 PM (0GFWk)
Not just Aegis. There are a great many more systems and platforms that are seriously lacking needed parts and repair.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:05 PM (5I8G0)

104 We're only going to approve medical treatments for youthat work 99.9985% of the time.
That's how we roll.

Posted by: The Government at June 29, 2010 08:05 PM (P33XN)

105 "hey, remember how the Sierra Club was responsible for stopping the Army
Corps of Engineers from fixing the levees and they killed 1000 people
during Hurricane Katrina?"

Sierra Club was also bought off by David Gelbaum to stay mum on illegal immigration, the greatest environmental threat to America.

Posted by: the peanut gallery at June 29, 2010 08:05 PM (NurK6)

106 So when you pee into the water, does it have to be 99.9985% pure?

Posted by: Gulf Pisser at June 29, 2010 08:06 PM (5I8G0)

107 Not just Aegis. There are a great many more systems and platforms that are seriously lacking needed parts and repair.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:05 PM (5I8G0)

Yeah I know, but there was an article about it the latest issue of the Navy Times

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2010 08:07 PM (0GFWk)

108 But...no sooner were the booms in place than the Coast Guard, perhaps under pressure from the public comments of James Carville, uprooted them and moved them to guard the Louisiana coastline instead.So Alabama decided on a backup plan. It would buy snare booms to catch the oil as it began to wash up on the beaches.But...the Fish and Wildlife Administration vetoed the plan, saying it would endanger sea turtles that nest on the beaches.So Alabama -- ever resourceful -- decided to hire 400 workers to patrol the beaches in person, scooping up oil that had washed ashore.But...OSHA (the Occupational Safety and Health Administration) refused to allow them to work more than 20 minutes out of every hour and required an hourlong break after 40 minutes of work, so the cleanup proceeded at a very slow pace.

From the Morris link.

Posted by: Sharrukin at June 29, 2010 08:07 PM (eYgrz)

109 The Nobel Committee weren't just a little premature with their award, the title was also misspelled and incomplete. It should read Nobel Peace of Shit.

But don't worry, as we speak the MFM are currently working on covering up every instance of orchestrated criminal negligence, not only in The Gulf but with energy, and the economy in general.

The Won is kind of a combination if a bear shittin' in the woods and a tree fallin' simultaneously.

Best Evah!

Posted by: ontherocks at June 29, 2010 08:07 PM (HBqDo)

110 The oil spill is 50 miles off the coast. BP does not need permission.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:02 PM (sAwen)
Hey genius: once the tankers are full of oil, what the fuck are they supposed to do with it, dump it back in the sea? At some point they have to go to a terminal to offload it, and those terminals are NOT more than 50 miles off the coast.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 08:07 PM (IoUF1)

111 Giving up. There is no dereliction in the face of disaster that can touch Earflaps McBaritone. Apparently Barry could witness another Chernobyl happen at a domestic nuclear power plant, or another Bhopal disaster, do a lazy minimum about it, and get nothing but a pass and a pat on the back from half the nation. The other half either doesn't care or doesn't notice. There seems to be a slender minority that sees what is going on.

WTF, Barry could send every household an envelope of anthrax powder and it would be called "economic stimulus."

Posted by: George Orwell at June 29, 2010 08:08 PM (AZGON)

112 So when you pee into the water, does it have to be 99.9985% pure?
Posted by: Gulf Pisser at June 29, 2010 08:06 PM (5I8G0)

My pee is always pure. My mother told me so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2010 08:08 PM (0GFWk)

113 97
Someone call the SECNAV and ask him what the fuck over? He's in charge
right? Or is there another czar?

Admiral Allen (Coast Guard) is in-charge of making the actual decisions.

99
The oil spill is 50 miles off the coast. BP does not need permission.

My understanding is that the Oil Pollution Act of 1990 dictates they have to relay permission. According to the article Ace posted, they wanted the boat, but they were over-ruled by the Coast Guard.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 08:08 PM (Yq+qN)

114 At what point does the MSM actually notice that the response to this
spill is far more fucked up by government agencies than the Katrina
response.
We can never, ever hold any expectations for clarity or continuity from the MFM, let alone the unvarnished truth. It's just never going to happen.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 29, 2010 08:09 PM (554T5)

115 I think the only way this will finally make the front pages with wall to wall negative coverage of this Administration is if a hurricane or two finally pushes all that oil inland, well beyond the beaches and destroys millions of homes and businesses.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:10 PM (5I8G0)

116 "but they were over-ruled by the Coast Guard. "

Are you denigrating our fine service members? Are you unpatriotic?

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:11 PM (sAwen)

117 The US government would just screw up anything they touch regarding the oil spill. Best let BP handle it all and receive all the credit.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:12 PM (sAwen)

118 Lame sAwen is.

Posted by: Yoda at June 29, 2010 08:13 PM (HtIec)

119 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:11 PM (sAwen)

I asked you a question motherfucker. I'll ask it again:

once the tankers are full of oil, what the fuck are they supposed to do with it, dump it back in the sea? At some point they have to go to a terminal to offload it, and those terminals are NOT more than 50 miles off the coast.

What the fuck are they supposed to do with the oil?

PUT ME SOME FUCKIN KNOWLEDGE!

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 08:15 PM (IoUF1)

120 Shit like this makes my blood boil with the heat of a thousand suns.
Are you fucking kidding me? Why is every EPA official within 100 miles of the coast not being publicly tarred and feathered by pitchfork wielding mobs? A few dozen temporary foreign workers on a ship is really a mortal threat to whatever the fuck union is worked up about this?
Were I governor of one of the affected states, I'd be sorely tempted to hire the Danish shipwith crew,and man the ship with every spare SWAT team member you can find. When the feds tell you to stop cleaning the spill, request they either try to stop them by force or kindly fuck off.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 29, 2010 08:16 PM (plsiE)

121 is if a hurricane or two finally pushes all that oil inland

Nah, the 52%ers will automatically associate a hurricane with Booosh. It will somehow be his fault. Like everything else.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 29, 2010 08:16 PM (554T5)

122 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:12 PM (sAwen)

Can we please ban this stupid cocksucker? Or at least get some epic trollbusting?

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 08:16 PM (IoUF1)

123
Were I governor of one of the affected states,
I'd be sorely tempted to hire the Danish shipwith crew,and man the
ship with every spare SWAT team member you can find. When the feds tell
you to stop cleaning the spill, request they either try to stop them by
force or kindly fuck off.



Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 29, 2010 08:16 PM (plsiE)
See, now that's leadership. Some day the States will start to stand up on their own and get away from the Federal Government.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:17 PM (5I8G0)

124 At some point they have to go to a terminal to offload it, and those terminals are NOT more than 50 miles off the coast. What the fuck are they supposed to do with the oil? PUT ME SOME FUCKIN KNOWLEDGE!
They could spray it on Mexican shores, take it to Mexican Ports, or any other Nations ports...we aren't the only Country that borders the Gulf.

Posted by: garrett, satan's advocate at June 29, 2010 08:17 PM (EoHhf)

125 From the preceding thread:
73
The unions had to sign off on the deal

Yep.
The fact that even these anvil-headed greedmongers figured out that
they weren't helping themselves by opposing the ships says volumes.

But above: And rather than have experienced Dutch crews immediately operate the
oil-skimming equipment, to appease labour unions the U.S. postponed the
clean-up operation to allow U.S. crews to be trained.

Guess my first mistake was underestimating the union's capacity for sheer, self-defeating stupidity and greed.

Posted by: pep at June 29, 2010 08:18 PM (0K3p3)

126 I think there are circumstances where the government can ban this blog. Have you seen my copy of "Dykes on Bikes?" I thought I left it under my copy of the Enabling Act of 1933. Fascinating German document.

The dykes I mean. Well, the Act is interesting too.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at June 29, 2010 08:18 PM (AZGON)

127 " At some point they have to go to a terminal to offload it, and those
terminals are NOT more than 50 miles off the coast."

Too stupid a statement to respond to. Well minus this response. And all the other responses I'll have in the next 2 hours. That's a lot of minuses, huh? What were we talkign about, cons? How you are cons, cons? Well you are. You are cons.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 08:18 PM (sAwen)

128 @8: "How is this not criminal negligence?"
Perhaps you haven't noticed the Precedent's.....um, demographic background? Or his political affiliation? Or the fact that he was elected as Messiah, and is therefore not concerned with earthly problems?

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 29, 2010 08:18 PM (kmEfr)

129 is if a hurricane or two finally pushes all that oil inlandNah, the 52%ers will automatically associate a hurricane with Booosh. It will somehow be his fault. Like everything else.
Gee, and all this time I thought it was Darth Cheney Lord of Darkness who had dibs on teh Weather Machine.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 08:19 PM (CfmlF)

130 The silence from Hollywood environmental nut jobs is pretty telling too. They know it's bad, that's why they are silent because it's their own environmental party in charge and yet they can't do a damn thing. I would think with the SEIU in their back pocket, a lot of cleaning people could be sent down there.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:20 PM (5I8G0)

131 Its W's fault as he and his evil vice refused to enforce regulations.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:21 PM (sAwen)

132 I think the only way this will finally make the front pages with wall to wall negative coverage of this Administration is if a hurricane or two finally pushes all that oil inland, well beyond the beaches and destroys millions of homes and businesses.

Aren't there any idiots in the MFM or Congress that have vacation homes in the Gulf? When the tarballs start washing up on their private beaches, then and only then will they start to care.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 08:21 PM (CfmlF)

133 38 Fast forward five years the Health Choices Adminitrator has outlawed aspirin because it's not 99.9% effective.

Pretty sure the effectiveness rate of condoms is not 99.9%, (anyone else know the actual stat?), yet they have no trouble passing them out like candy to high schoolers. But hey, that's a totally separate issue, right?

Can we make a list mocking the other things the government should ban that aren't 99.9% effective? I need a laugh to keep from crying.

Posted by: LizLem at June 29, 2010 08:24 PM (lSuMX)

134 Gee, and all this time I thought it was Darth Cheney Lord of Darkness
who had dibs on teh Weather Machine.

I think libtards consider them one and the same.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 29, 2010 08:24 PM (554T5)

135 Aren't there any idiots in the MFM or Congress that have vacation homes in the Gulf?

The redneck riviera? Other than the folks who represent Gulf states, why would they?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 29, 2010 08:24 PM (M9BNu)

136 The oil spill is 50 miles off the coast. BP does not need permission.
Is this your first time trying to troll? Do you have any idea how badly you suck at it?
Try Googling "exclusive economic zone". Don't come back till you're old enough to have grown some pubes.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 29, 2010 08:26 PM (plsiE)

137 CDR M@101:

When they decide to remove ideological blinders which is to say, "Never."

Recall Bush declared an emergency days before Katrina hit shore and got the Federal response started before a single drop of rain hit beach. Furthermore, the Feds had to beg LA (Blanco most emphatically) to allow the National Guard to enter the state, something she (and essentially the State) blocked. The neighboring States allowed the proper Federal response to function and fared, ultimately, much better despite devastating natural damage.

Yet Obama and his vast Executive are stepping on each others' dicks over this relatively trivial, man-made disaster where we have, as in access to, tools to proactively mitigate the disaster... but won't.

We cannot let the MFM have the only record of history. It is both derelict and corrupt.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 29, 2010 08:26 PM (swuwV)

138 Pretty sure the effectiveness rate of condoms is not 99.9%, (anyone else know the actual stat?)

85%, for infection, slightly higher for pregnancy. Goes down when not used correctly.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 29, 2010 08:27 PM (M9BNu)

139 Blame the EPA: Dutch Oil Spill Response Ships Could Suck 99% of Oil From Gulf, But Can't Get Approved, Because EPA Demands 99.9985% Purity

Holy shit! Even Ivory soap would be banned by the EPA. Fascists!

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2010 08:27 PM (Qp4DT)

140 It's really cool. Like, I have this giant electronic board in my secret underground lair at Crawford, where I just turn a dial and can destroy offshore oil wellheads or poison kittens or microwave Democrat brains. There's this one big dial labeled "Brain Tumors and Breast Cancers in Democrats." I love chugging a whiskey sour and then turning that one up to eleven.


----------


Sweet Jeebus on a fencepost, liberals will believe literally anything that feeds their paranoia.

Posted by: G. W. Bush at June 29, 2010 08:28 PM (AZGON)

141 IIRC, Dove soap is 99 44/100 pure, falling short of the gov'ts 99.9985 threshhold.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2010 08:28 PM (2g2ex)

142 The redneck riviera? Other than the folks who represent Gulf states, why would they?

I was thinking Florida.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 08:29 PM (CfmlF)

143 Too stupid a statement to respond to. Well minus this response.
Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:18 PM (sAwen)
Epic fail. You're a pathetic, retarded little dumbfuck who can't answer the question. Now go die in a fire.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 08:30 PM (IoUF1)

144 Can't find it, but I thought I read somewhere that the Dutch system is 95% effective.

So, the EPA would rather have 1,000,000 parts per million because the Dutch systems can only reduce it to 50,000 parts per million instead of 15 parts per million.

Killing a village to save it, EPA style.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 29, 2010 08:30 PM (/U/Mr)

145 Can we make a list mocking the other things the government should ban that aren't 99.9% effective? I need a laugh to keep from crying.

TARP, Gubamint run Health Care, Teh Stimulus, Cash for Clunkers, Teh Obama Making Homes Affordable, Electric Cars, Teh Green Jobs Sector--I could go on and on and on.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 08:31 PM (CfmlF)

146 I was thinking Florida.

So was I. The parts of Florida where the glitterati are willing to be seen are safe.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 29, 2010 08:31 PM (M9BNu)

147 Killing a village to save it, EPA style.

Not to be confused with "Kagan Style"!

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 08:31 PM (CfmlF)

148 So was I. The parts of Florida where the glitterati are willing to be seen are safe.

Zactly! J-Lo, Fergie, Gloria Estefan and various and other sundry celebutards.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 08:33 PM (CfmlF)

149 Holy shit! Even Ivory soap would be banned by the EPA. Fascists!
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2010 08:27 PM (Qp4DT)

142 IIRC, Dove Ivory soap is 99 44/100 pure, falling short of the gov'ts 99.9985 threshhold.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2010 08:28 PM (2g2ex)
Progressoverpeace had it right. Google is my new friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2010 08:33 PM (2g2ex)

150 Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 29, 2010 08:26 PM (plsiE)

The troll in question is a real fucktard. It couldn't answer my question about what they're supposed to do once the tankers are full and they have to offload the oil, since the terminals are not 50 miles offshore.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 08:34 PM (IoUF1)

151 Breaking News!

Ace has been posting for almost 12 hours and it's not midnight.

That new power coffee must work!

Posted by: Kemp at June 29, 2010 08:34 PM (2+9Yx)

152 Perhaps Greenpeace or other environmental groups could rent the ships and sail them into the Gulf and run them without permission. What's going to happen - will the Coast Guard really shoot at them while they've got saturation news coverage?

Posted by: ERIC J at June 29, 2010 08:34 PM (dGfks)

153 @87: "Why doesn't BP buy the Dutch machine? After all we know the government will just fk up anything it touches."
Based on their historical safety/maintenance reputation, so would BP.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 29, 2010 08:35 PM (kmEfr)

154 Holding my dick never gets old. I'm good at that, unlike golf. Fucking golf. I can't give it up but man, do I suck at that. And all I hear is "Waa, waa, waa, oil spill." As if the Dutch get a pass from me. Everyone knows the unions can handle this shit. If you people think I'm gonna do the EPA's job, fuck you. I'm busy with Presidential stuff, like this goddamned golf. I'm better than that whitey cripple FDR, he couldn't even make the driving range. And I practice more that that fucking Bush guy. I spend all day working, people. Working on my stroke.

Man, do I love holding my dick.

Posted by: B. H. Obama at June 29, 2010 08:36 PM (AZGON)

155 The government is too stupid to do anything right. Let BP handle it all.



Cons! Did you see that, cons! That is ME being sarcastic, cons! Hahahahaha! PWNED!!!111ELEVENTY, cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 08:36 PM (sAwen)

156 While Obama twiddles his thumbs, the economies of two countries (ours primarily, obvious) are being destroyed, the industries of the Gulf states are moving elsewhere. Is there no govt official or other entity who will stay this madness?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 08:37 PM (Yq+qN)

157
These regulations are our future. Embrace the suck.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 29, 2010 08:38 PM (0fzsA)

158 The government is too stupid to do anything right. Let BP handle it all.
Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:36 PM (sAwen)
Somebody is going to have to take over as our government and our newby president has proven that they are totally incompetent and are making things worse instead of better.
OilBama will go down in history for allowing the worst environment catastrophe in the history of the country.

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2010 08:39 PM (fwSHf)

159 Countdown until the Precedent decides he needs to hit the "Interwebs Kill Switch" to stifle further distribution of this highly embarassing and possibly incriminating information in: 100... 99.... 98....

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 08:39 PM (23b/o)

160 "I must break you."

Posted by: Corona at June 29, 2010 08:40 PM (woZIc)

161 Remember politicians being mailed white feathers, tea bags, etc?Maybe Obama should start receiving quarts of oil in the mail.
Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2010 07:20 PM (HtIec)
Golf tees. Either he'd get the hint and start doing his job, or he'd take the tees out on the links and at least be out of the damn way.

Posted by: stuiec at June 29, 2010 08:40 PM (7AOgy)

162 It's for the best that Obama refused the Dutch. You never know if the crewwould show up clad inorange mini-skirts and schilling for Budweiser. We'd have to disallow that.

Posted by: FIFA at June 29, 2010 08:40 PM (CfmlF)

163 "OilBama will go down in history for allowing the worst environment
catastrophe in the history of the country."

Allowing?
Cons! Bush could control the weather, but THIS IS TOTALLY OUTSIDE OBAMA'S CONTROL!!!


Leave him alone, cons! I want to suckle his breasts, cons, the way my mother allowed me until cutting me off at the age of 12, cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 08:40 PM (sAwen)

164 I'm starting to believe that this is all going according to plan.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:41 PM (5I8G0)

165 @99: ""Territorial waters, or a territorial sea, as defined by the 1982 is a belt of coastal waters extending at most twelve nautical miles from the baseline (usually the mean low-water mark) of a coastal state."The oil spill is 50 miles off the coast. BP does not need permission."
EEZ - Exclusive Economic Zone. It extends out 200 miles.
So yeah, they do.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 29, 2010 08:41 PM (kmEfr)

166 Allowing?
Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:40 PM (sAwen)
Sorry I meant facillitating.

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2010 08:41 PM (fwSHf)

167 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:36 PM (sAwen

Honestly, you are like a constant, dripping faucet. Totally annoying.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 08:42 PM (CfmlF)

168 If we could get info of which golf course O plans to visit next, rig each hole to an oil line let 'em rip while he's on the course, mansion akkomplashed!

Posted by: Corona at June 29, 2010 08:42 PM (woZIc)

169 @104: "And while the SECNAV is fucking around in the Gulf our Aegis Combat System is going down the shitter because of lack of spare parts and training.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2010 08:03 PM (0GFWk)
-------------Not just Aegis. There are a great many more systems and platforms that are seriously lacking needed parts and repair."
It's all part of the plan.

Posted by: Jokerbama at June 29, 2010 08:42 PM (kmEfr)

170 You're shocked? We've been dealing with this shit Since Day OneTM on the Gulf Coast. The Times-Pic and the Mobile Press-Register should get Pulitzers for their work on these stories. They won't, though. Their editorial boards are too conservative.

Prized oil-skimmers denied access. One of the largest tanker-converted-to-oil-skimmers on the planet denied access. The Dutch fleet denied access. No one has even spoken with the Saudis about their tanker-skimmer technology.

Obama is a "world citizen," until such time as it becomes inconvenient to inconvenience the unions. Then, all of a sudden, he's a protectionist.


Posted by: GulfCoastTider at June 29, 2010 08:43 PM (x2J54)

171 The government is too stupid to do anything right. Let BP handle it all.
Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:36 PM (sAwen)
Apparently Jon Stewart has reached exactly that conclusion.

Posted by: stuiec at June 29, 2010 08:43 PM (7AOgy)

172 I'm sorry doctor, but unless that cancer surgery you think I should have can guarantee a 99.9985% chance of success, well, you can just find another patient!!!

Posted by: mikey at June 29, 2010 08:43 PM (xfRfG)

173 As far as theEPA's purity standards go, advise you not to read this NYT article on FDA allowable contaminants levels in our food if you have a weak stomach, have not yet had supper, or are snacking away behind the dumpster / in mom's basement. 99.9985% pure indeed!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2010 08:44 PM (2g2ex)

174 I guess it is cases like this that the Chief Executive could take personal control of HIS EPA and kick some ass.

Posted by: Druid at June 29, 2010 08:44 PM (Oe01r)

175 Yes, troll Sarah. Allowing.

Permitting to continue without any responsive action.

Nero fiddled, and Obama vacationed and golfed. And continues to do so!

Own it.

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 08:44 PM (23b/o)

176 You can't expect me to waive the Jones Act to move matters quickly. You think I want to read that? You think I want to have Andy Stern pissing in my Colt 45 tallboy?

Next thing you'll be asking why I left miles of boom unused. As if I have an answer.

Posted by: B. H. Obama at June 29, 2010 08:45 PM (AZGON)

177 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:40 PM (sAwen)

Hey fucktard, where are they supposed to offload the oil?

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 08:45 PM (IoUF1)

178 All Obama has to do to lift the red tape would be to sign an executive order allowing any and all efforts to contain and clean the spill to be exempt from any and all government regulations. Congress would even endorse it. So I guess the real question is why hasn't the President, who supposedly cares, hasn't done something that would take all of 5 minutes to do?

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:45 PM (5I8G0)

179 "Honestly, you are like a constant, dripping faucet. Totally annoying."

That's what Dad said about me before he left us forever.


Sometimes, when I think about it? I get really mad and dry hump my pillow EXTRA HARD while pretending it's him.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 08:45 PM (sAwen)

180 All Obama has to do to lift the red tape would be to sign an executive order allowing any and all efforts to contain and clean the spill to be exempt from any and all government regulations. Congress would even endorse it. So I guess the real question is why hasn't the President, who supposedly cares, hasn't done something that would take all of 5 minutes to do?
Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:45 PM (5I8G0)
You're getting warmer.

Posted by: stuiec at June 29, 2010 08:46 PM (7AOgy)

181 If it weren't for the federal govt, things wouldn't have gotten to be
the way they are now. They could have cleaned this up perhaps even drilled the wells a whole lot faster.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 08:48 PM (Yq+qN)

182 So I guess the real question is why hasn't the President, who
supposedly cares, hasn't done something that would take all of 5
minutes to do?

How many American tax-dollar billions did Soros' Petrobra get for their deepwater project?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 29, 2010 08:48 PM (M9BNu)

183 Gross Negligence amounting to fraud high crimes and misdemeanors?

Posted by: Sap Sucking Tree-Hugging Druid at June 29, 2010 08:48 PM (Oe01r)

184 All Obama has to do to lift the red tape would be to sign an executive order allowing any and all efforts to contain and clean the spill
George Bush waived the Jones Act 2 days after Katrina struck allowing foriegn vessals to operate in our waters to help. Oilbama still hasn't.

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2010 08:49 PM (fwSHf)

185 Hell, if it weren't for the federal gov't, they could have drilled in shallow water or in ANWR, where it's easier.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 29, 2010 08:49 PM (M9BNu)

186 Honestly, you are like a constant, dripping faucet. Totally annoying.
Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 08:42 PM (CfmlF)
Faucet? I was thinking it was like a constant drip from another source. If we had the blog equivalent of Vagisil or Monistat, we might be able to get it to go away... eventually.

Posted by: stuiec at June 29, 2010 08:49 PM (7AOgy)

187 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:45 PM (sAwen)

Hey fucktard, where are they supposed to offload the oil?

And Hollowpoint mentioned the economic exclusion zone, little fucktard, what do you have to say about that? Do you have an answer, little lib fucktard?

BTW, "sAwen" is Raykon. Mods, please initiate trollbusting.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 08:49 PM (IoUF1)

188 You cons have been wrong about absolutely positively everything and you just can't see it. That makes you Totally Stupid?
Says the idiot who believes that an oil drilling companycan do whatever it pleases so long as they're more than 12 miles offshore.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 29, 2010 08:50 PM (plsiE)

189 @180: "You cons have been wrong about absolutely positively everything and you just can't see it. That makes you Totally Stupid?"
Um, you whiffed on the whole EEZ thing, so you're not exactly batting 1.000, either.

Posted by: Jokerbama at June 29, 2010 08:50 PM (kmEfr)

190 I tell you what. We dodged a bullet with now Hurricane Alex. If it had developed a few days earlier, that thing would've gone right through the oil spill zone. As it is, this is an ominous sign for the Hurricane season as it is the first June Atlantic Hurricane since 1995 and only the second since 1984.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:52 PM (5I8G0)

191 "Um, you whiffed on the whole EEZ thing, so you're not exactly batting
1.000, either."

Cons! I am awesome at Halo, cons! And I KILL my 8 yr old neighbor in guitar hero! That is all that matters, cons! YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST, CONS!!!!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 08:52 PM (sAwen)

192 You cons have been wrong about absolutely positively everything and you
just can't see it. That makes you Totally Stupid?

I'm guessing you are not even 21 years old yet. Am I right?

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 08:52 PM (23b/o)

193 Too stupid to answer, once again.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:52 PM (sAwen)
Why yes, yes you are.

Posted by: Tami at June 29, 2010 08:53 PM (VuLos)

194 Sarah, sarah, now is a good time for goodbye...

Posted by: Starhsip at June 29, 2010 08:53 PM (5I8G0)

195 Too stupid to answer, once again.
Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:52 PM (sAwen)
Heh, we've noticed that about you. We are trying to help you get passed it. Come on and work with us here!

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2010 08:53 PM (fwSHf)

196 I'm guessing you are not even 21 years old yet. Am I right?

I'm sure the troll doesn't have 21 IQ points to rub together.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 08:54 PM (CfmlF)

197 "I'm guessing you are not even 21 years
old yet. Am I right?"

RAYGUN IS DEAD. GIVE HIM UP CONS. HE WAS RIGHT FOR THE TIMES, BUT THE TIMES HAVE CHANGED.



Cons! Why don't you understand these changed times, cons?!!!! These are the times where boys like me live off mommy well into our 20's, cons! Fighting the power, cons! From our basement living space where we have REFRIGERATORS FILLED WITH MOUNTAIN DEW, CONS!!!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 08:54 PM (sAwen)

198 In particular, Chris Kirkham of the Times Pic and Ben Raines of the Press-Register should both get Pulitzers. Time and time again, their reporting has exposed federal incompetence and federal indifference. Raines is the one who exposed the feds' incompetence on the in-situ burning that could have let officials get control of the spill early. Kirkham is the one who wrote the explosive story last night about the high-efficiency French skimmers.

On my own blog, I'm running a timeline of events since the explosion, fire and sinking of of the Deepwater Horizon. Absolutely no objective reading of events since April 20 can lead to a conclusion that this is simple incompetence. The shit that's gone down over the last ten weeks goes way beyond that.

I'm no conspiracy theorist, but it's clear that this regime is attempting to extract maximum political advantage out of the disaster, and that cleaning up or mitigating the damage is a very distant second priority.

Posted by: GulfCoastTider at June 29, 2010 08:54 PM (x2J54)

199 Progressives have been right about absolutely nothing since the word was coined, so they've got that going for them.

Oh, and they get to be the razor that the US commits suicide with. Thanks, guys.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at June 29, 2010 08:55 PM (beVxC)

200 RAYGUN IS DEAD. GIVE HIM UP CONS. HE WAS RIGHT FOR THE TIMES, BUT THE TIMES HAVE CHANGED

Wow, that mask slipped off rather easily!

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 08:55 PM (CfmlF)

201 @192: "Too stupid to answer, once again."
I realize that you are. Imerely offeredyou the honorable way to retreat from your most jaw-droppingly stupid misstatement of the applicable law.
I hope you like the modification to my usual moniker - I did it just for you.
Now run along and go play "Let's Drink What's Under The Sink."

Posted by: Fa Cube Itch at June 29, 2010 08:57 PM (kmEfr)

202 Wow, I come back and I see that Kilgore Trout has had a sex change. Hmmm...Sarah Trout. Interesting...

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 29, 2010 08:57 PM (554T5)

203 Wow, that was so intellectual Sarah. Let's see you make fun of someone's name, you assume we are all cons (I assume you mean neo-con and not convict), you admit Reagan was right and you end with a rather profound statement that times are changing. Genius.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 08:57 PM (5I8G0)

204 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:54 PM (sAwen)

If you have to lie, dodge and evade for something... then maybe what you believe isn't worth what you imagine it is!

Posted by: Sharrukin at June 29, 2010 08:58 PM (eYgrz)

205 I'm no conspiracy theorist, but it's clear that this regime is attempting to extract maximum political advantage out of the disaster, and that cleaning up or mitigating the damage is a very distant second priority.
Posted by: GulfCoastTider at June 29, 2010 08:54 PM (x2J54)
Thanks for the info. I am glad someone is documenting the OilBama disaster. It will be good for the hearings when we take back congress. I wish the MFM would pick up on their stories but I also wish I would win the lottery.

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2010 08:58 PM (fwSHf)

206 "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times, it's enemy action." - Auric Goldfinger
With Obama's response to the oil spill, one cannot distinguish between innocent happenstance, odd coincidence, or malevolent enemy action as the latter could not be carried out any differently than what is actually happening. Ergo, it (Obama's ineffective response)must beintentional and must recognized as such by the American people.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2010 09:00 PM (2g2ex)

207 I once gave Kilgore Trout a rusty trombone. He tipped me 3 dollars for doing such a bang up job.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 09:00 PM (sAwen)

208 CONNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Captain James T. Raygun, Space Cadet at June 29, 2010 09:01 PM (2PTT7)

209 aSwen, If you were President, what would you do about the oil spill?

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2010 09:02 PM (HtIec)

210 The only reason they're accepting foreign aid right now is probably due to the beginning of hurricane season. How long until the current help they're sending will actually arrive on the coast?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 09:03 PM (Yq+qN)

211 Vonnegut and Hitchens, 2 vanguards of sanity.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:00 PM (sAwen)

Vonnegut: thought the moon landing was a hoax.

Hitchens: thinks the moon is a hoax.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Ethanol Beard at June 29, 2010 09:04 PM (wOtDN)

212 Vonnegut and Hitchens, 2 vanguards of sanity.
Let us cons be the judge of that. Sanity is the ever-elusive butterfly for you folks.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 29, 2010 09:04 PM (554T5)

213 You cons have been wrong about absolutely positively everything and you just can't see it. That makes you Totally Stupid?Hey Trollface, I realize you drank the Kook-aid, are standing by for your skittle pooping Unicorn and still dream about Obama and his glorious moobs, but some of your stalwarts on the left are starting to get some doubts. From Obama Lead Cheerleader, Bob Hebert:
By nearly 2 to 1, respondents to the most recent New York Times/CBS News poll believed the United States is on the wrong track. Despite the yelping and destructive machinations of the deficit hawks, employment and the economy are by far the publics biggest concern. Mr. Obama is paying dearly for his tin ear on this topic. Fifty-four percent of respondents believed he does not have a clear plan for creating jobs. Only 45 percent approved of his overall handling of the economy, compared with 48 percent who disapproved.
Don't be the last one to exit a burning building.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 09:06 PM (CfmlF)

214 How long until the current help they're sending will actually arrive on the coast?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 09:03 PM (Yq+qN)
right after the oil hits it. I talked to my daughter this evening who is a biologist for the state in ft. lauderdale and she says they are on full alert now. They are all taking haz mat courses and getting ready for the disaster to move south.

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2010 09:06 PM (fwSHf)

215 Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 29, 2010 09:04 PM (554T5)

Sorry, I only listen to real scientists, like Joseph Goebbels and Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 29, 2010 09:06 PM (wOtDN)

216 Cons! You are cons, you cons!


Cons! I am releasing my 2nd Chakra to Muppets Take Manhattan, cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 09:07 PM (sAwen)

217
"Sarah" = "Raykon". He went by another name a while back. He claimed to have served in the military in "an arctic unit". I asked in which "unit" he had served and where, and gave me some nonsense answer (as he always doe when he realizes he's too intellectually inferior to engage his betters) and disappeared for a while. Then he showed up again a week or so later as "Raykon", and when I asked the question a second time, he had a copied-and-pasted list of military installations at the ready. He's full of shit and should be banned for lying about serving in the military, as well for his general dumbfuckery.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 09:07 PM (IoUF1)

218 M80B, I believe some of the equipment and ships are already here but they either don't have lifevests or haven't been cleared by the EPA to operate or the American crews have not been fully trained to operate the gear (we wouldn't allow the Danes to come and operate their own gear).

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:07 PM (5I8G0)

219 Thanks for being honest, Mr. Chavez.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at June 29, 2010 09:08 PM (beVxC)

220 aSwen, I should have been more specific. If you were President, what would you do about the oil already in the water in the gulf?

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2010 09:08 PM (HtIec)

221 "Hitchens: thinks the moon is a hoax."

My paperboy once mooned me. That image is seared, seared into my brain. I stole his bag so I could sniff the sweat smell while I pleasured myself at night.


I still have the bag. I still have the bag.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 09:09 PM (sAwen)

222 He's full of shit and should be banned for lying about serving in the military, as well for his general dumbfuckery.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 09:07 PM (IoUF1)
Oh come on, let's not ban him. The last time we went without a troll for awhile we were fighting each other.

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2010 09:09 PM (fwSHf)

223 Arctic Unit? Is that liberal code for Frozen Dick?

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:09 PM (5I8G0)

224 What better way to sell the Obama's new 'green' economy than the imagery
of a oil-soaked shore and lots and lots of unemployed people?

Keeping people's attention off the fracking depression is a big value add too.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 29, 2010 09:10 PM (9Njoh)

225 215right after the oil hits it. I talked to my daughter
this evening who is a biologist for the state in ft. lauderdale and she
says they are on full alert now. They are all taking haz mat courses and
getting ready for the disaster to move south.Glad they are preparing, then. I really don't know what else to say.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 09:10 PM (Yq+qN)

226 I believe all good people should drink Kool-Aid until the oil spill goes away of its own accord, you ignorant and unscientific cons!

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 29, 2010 09:10 PM (wOtDN)

227 Wasn't there a contest somewhere about how your life has been improved by regulations from the gov't? How come we don't hear more about it? You suppose they got some negative entries?

Posted by: Less at June 29, 2010 09:12 PM (PGXeZ)

228 If you were President, what would you do about the oil already in the water in the gulf?

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2010 09:08 PM (HtIec)

I would make it illegal to vote rethuglikkkan. That would instantly cause the oil to leave the feathers of the innocent pelicans and moray eels which inhabit my nether regions.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 29, 2010 09:12 PM (wOtDN)

229 217 " aSwen, If you were President, what would you do about the oil spill?"Bankrupt BP and regulate the piss out of the oil industry, or nationalize the oil industry. I prefer the latter.To stop the oil flow immediately, I would seek Russia's advice about detonating a nuke over the spill to seal the hole. Then I would do it.
Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:07 PM (sAwen)

In the recorded history of the world, when and where did a state that nationalizedan entire industry ever produce results (such as growth, jobs, profits, taxes, innovation, wealth) that compared favorably to privateindustry?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2010 09:12 PM (2g2ex)

230 Posted by: Person of Stupid
Nice.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 29, 2010 09:15 PM (M9BNu)

231 Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2010 09:12 PM (2g2ex)

Well, the trans-siberian railway wouldn't have ever been built with private funds! Who cares if a few[million] of refuseniks and Jews died, it was worth it!

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 29, 2010 09:15 PM (wOtDN)

232 >>>Sarah" = "Raykon". He went by another name a while back. He claimed to
have served in the military in "an arctic unit".

Heh. I remember that. That was epic fail.

Posted by: Amused Observer at June 29, 2010 09:15 PM (Z/4kN)

233 I believe the Dutch ships remove 99.5 percent of the oil.
Therefore, they're the suckage.
(Did you see what I did there?)

Meanwhile, I'll eat shrimp again in a few years after the prices return to normal.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at June 29, 2010 09:15 PM (rUKTY)

234 Off topic- but guess what else is 99.9985% effective? Government controlled healthcare.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 29, 2010 09:15 PM (oLULt)

235 219
M80B, I believe some of the equipment and ships are already here but
they either don't have lifevests or haven't been cleared by the EPA to
operate or the American crews have not been fully trained to operate the
gear (we wouldn't allow the Danes to come and operate their own gear).

I have heard that, including the video with Jindal the life vests. Just more--more bureaucratic red tape.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 09:16 PM (Yq+qN)

236 Our GOP leadership is balls to the wall when Joe Barton speaks out of turn, but they can't find the guts to say ONE FUCKING WORD about Obama's criminal negligence in this matter. NOT ONE FUCKING WORD.

I'm done criticizing Democrats. There's no point when the GOP sucks beyond suckitude.

Posted by: Bugler at June 29, 2010 09:16 PM (VXBR1)

237 Glad they are preparing, then. I really don't know what else to say.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 09:10 PM (Yq+qN)
She was a big OilBama supporter, campaigned for him. He's lost his luster now though. She said she was telling her lib friends that wanted to boycott BP that they were fucking crazy becuase we need BP to remain in business so they can pay for this shit.
She's still a long way from pulling the lever for a republican but she said she wouldn't be voting for any dems this fall either.

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2010 09:16 PM (fwSHf)

238 What is the big deal about serving in the military? That was the closest I ever came to communism and I didn't like it.



You believe me, right, cons?!! I can prove it, cons! I served in the 366 First Parachuter Ninja Platoon, stationed in East Battleburgh.

My commander was Sargent Brock McSteeleFury, the best man I've ever seen with a set of Chinese throwing stars.

Look it up.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 09:19 PM (sAwen)

239 What is the big deal about serving in the military? That was the closest I ever came to communism and I didn't like it.
Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:19 PM (sAwen)
That's weird, I got to shoot commies when I was in the Marines. Times change I guess.

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2010 09:20 PM (fwSHf)

240 That was the closest I ever came to communism and I didn't like it.

That wins for the largest number of lies in a single sentence. You can collect your award at the bottom of your nearest storm drain.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at June 29, 2010 09:21 PM (beVxC)

241 I'm done criticizing Democrats. There's no point when the GOP sucks beyond suckitude.


Posted by: Bugler at June 29, 2010 09:16 PM (VXBR1)

Let me be honest for one moment here. I'll do anything to get the GOP in power this fall. The instant the dems are defeated, though, it's feet to the fire or knife in the back time. I have not forgotten the 1990s, & I never will. The GOP is not my friend, my ally, or my party. They are merely a means to an end, and that end is destroying the dems & all of their socialist friends.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 09:21 PM (wOtDN)

242
224
Arctic Unit? Is that liberal code for Frozen Dick?


Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:09 PM (5I8G0)
Or "frozen brain" in Raykon's case. I swear this motherfucker is dumber than Painful Stool, and that's sayin' something.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 09:21 PM (IoUF1)

243 Sarah, was the arctic unit you were in based in Siberia by chance? It's the only reasonable answer to understand your response that the military was too communist for your liking.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:22 PM (5I8G0)

244 238 She was a big OilBama supporter, campaigned for him.
He's lost his luster now though....

He has lost him luster for many in Houston as well, especially considering the affect the moratorium will have on our economy. Many of his former fans who are everyday Joes are wondering why he hasn't done anything much of value yet, what that means.

As for the business side of things, that will most likely be tricky. News out of the UK seems to indicate they will sell the American side wall themselves off over there (bankruptcy). They will likely do few drill ventures in the Gulf.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 09:22 PM (Yq+qN)

245 "Times change I guess."

Yes they do. Communism sucks. The world realizes that. Lets move on.

God is the next evil.
He made me with a 2 inch pee pee and I hate him so.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 09:22 PM (sAwen)

246 What is the big deal about serving in the military? That was the closest I ever came to communism and I didn't like it.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:19 PM (sAwen)

Ah, did you have a unit & division number, or were you in one of those top secret CIA black ops units?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 09:24 PM (wOtDN)

247 Sarah, let's test your knowledge. What did you mean by being in the military was too close to communism?

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:24 PM (5I8G0)

248 God OilBama is the next evil.
Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:22 PM (sAwen)
Looked like you needed some help....again.

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2010 09:24 PM (fwSHf)

249 Is someone posting with someone else's hash?

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2010 09:24 PM (HtIec)

250 In the recorded history of the world, when and where did a state that
nationalizedan entire industry ever produce results (such as growth,
jobs, profits, taxes, innovation, wealth) that compared favorably to
privateindustry?
The ChiComs are doing a land-office business in organ harvesting. Of course, when they conscript you, it's a dead-end gig.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 29, 2010 09:26 PM (M9BNu)

251 C'mon Sarah, what about the military is too close to communism?

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:26 PM (5I8G0)

252 "What did you mean by being in the military was too close to communism?"

They owned you. You couldn't leave, and you were eligible for jail for saying the wrong thing.



One time, when I was under heavy sniper fire from 20 Megaton explosive tipped titanum bullets during the Battle of Megadeth, my shithead commander threatened to throw me in an Iron Maiden because I ignored his order to STAND DOWN and instead stormed the Bastille.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 09:26 PM (sAwen)

253 http://vimeo.com/12933322
Nice.

Posted by: Wind Rider at June 29, 2010 09:27 PM (Qustr)

254 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:22 PM (sAwen)

sAwen, which foot do you lead with? Which hand do you salute with? Does a staff sergeant outrank a colonel? What about a PFC?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 09:27 PM (wOtDN)

255 What is the big deal about serving in the military? That was the closest
I ever came to communism and I didn't like it.

From the keyboard of someone who has either spent an entire life in mom's basement or someone who's been DD'd.

Posted by: Pete Stark at June 29, 2010 09:27 PM (554T5)

256 Sure it will get worse. Barry is trying as hard as he can.

Posted by: GarandFan at June 29, 2010 09:28 PM (6mwMs)

257 Didn't Raykon say he was a general in the Air Force, or something bizarre like that?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 29, 2010 09:28 PM (Yq+qN)

258 That's all you got Sarah? Does that actually fit the definition of communism? You are educated right?

Let's see. You say they own you. How? Did you not volunteer?

Why couldn't you leave? There are ways to get out if you really, really want to.

Of course you are eligible to go to jail if you say certain things. What are your examples?

You still haven't answered why serving in the US military was akin to communism. There is a right answer but you are far off the mark.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:29 PM (5I8G0)

259 This is bureaucracy, pure and simple. This is what screwed Bush during Katrina, and it is what is screwing Obama now. You want to go clean up the oil? Wait a minute -- do you have a fire extinguisher, and the right one? Do you have protective equipment, and the right kinds? For every move that one part of a bureaucracy tries to make there exists another part of it who's job is to check it. What results is inaction.
Obama's solution is to cut through it all by appointing czars. Problem is, he's appointed so many czars they at once become not only a bureaucracy unto themselves but also yet another competing bureaucracy.
It takes determined, hands on executive power to cut through the bureaucracy, to issue orders, and to make things happen.
Problem is: the executive power has preferrd to golf. Obama conceives of himself as the oracle, who emerges from the smoke to provide the hallowed "vision for change". Dealing with the devil in the details? Far from his strong suit. He ran for Wizard, not President.

Posted by: Cowboy at June 29, 2010 09:30 PM (XYcTY)

260 @242: "The GOP is not my friend, my ally, or my party. They are merely a means to an end, and that end is destroying the dems all of their socialist friends."
Even using them as a tool is risky: they're sort oflike Italy- you don't *really* want them on your side.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 29, 2010 09:30 PM (kmEfr)

261 Didn't Raykon say he was a general in the Air Force, or something
bizarre like that?

Yes. It took him years to take Kamchatka on his Risk board, but it sealed the promotion.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 29, 2010 09:31 PM (554T5)

262 Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:29 PM (5I8G0)

No, wait dude! The Earth! Like, dude! The Earth is like communism! You can't leave and if you say certain things they'll put you in jail, dude!

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 29, 2010 09:31 PM (wOtDN)

263
239
What is the big deal about serving in the military? That was the closest I ever came to communism and I didn't like it.


Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:19 PM (sAwen)
You never served in the military, precious little Raykon.
I asked you which "arctic unit" you served in and you gave me some nonsense answer. Then, you showed up a week later and rattled off some bases you had supposedly been stationed at after you'd had time to google up a list. You still didn't answer the question about which unit, because no matter which one you named, there would be a longtime commenter here who actually did serve in that unit, and they would be able to quiz you on further details, and you would have come up empty and been exposed as not only a dumbfuck, but a liar as well. And not just any liar, but a shit-sucking bottom-feeder who lied about his military service.
Isn't that right, precious little Raykon?

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 09:31 PM (IoUF1)

264 I can just see Sarah trying to look up the word communism and figure it out now.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:34 PM (5I8G0)

265 Even ivory soap isn't that fucking pure. I do know one thing that is pure. It's O and his 100% fucking pure shit of fucking shit administration.

Posted by: sTevo at June 29, 2010 09:34 PM (jfENh)

266 I say we use Cascade Total in the Gulf. It still has phosphates in it.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:35 PM (5I8G0)

267 Wow, cons sure are sensitive about the service. Considering they are generally chicken hawks, that seems a little ironic...



I'm not sure why none of you had the guts to join the Fighting 43rd Harley Davidsons the way I did when I was 18.

Posted by: Person of Supid at June 29, 2010 09:35 PM (sAwen)

268 Isn't that right, precious little Raykon?

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 29, 2010 09:31 PM (IoUF1)

He's still trying to google which foot you lead with.

Raykon: Uh, wait, in band camp it was . . . uh, the right foot, so uh . . . dude, I need another hit if I'm gonna figure this one out, quit bogartin' the bong, dude!

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 09:35 PM (wOtDN)

269 "To stop the oil flow immediately, I would seek Russia's advice about detonating a nuke over the spill to seal the hole. Then I would do it."
Um, that's not how it works. You drill a slant shaft well below the groundto a point near the well shaft, insert the nuke, then detonate it. The ground collapses in on the well, sealing it. "Detonating a nuke over the spill" wouldn't accomplish dick.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 29, 2010 09:35 PM (kmEfr)

270 God is the next evil.

Word?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi (D), Your House Speaker, In Case You Missed It You Lackwit at June 29, 2010 09:36 PM (q7SbW)

271 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:35 PM (sAwen)

Point 5,280: doesn't know the definition of "chicken hawk".

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 09:36 PM (wOtDN)

272 I don't think Obama is refusing to act out of incompetence, nor for creating some sort of political stage for his worthless schemes.

I think he just likes seeing part of the US destroyed. It's his entire goal. If he thought a conservative idea would destroy a part of this country, he would adopt it in a New York minute.

If you will remember, he did nothing with the ice storms in kentucky last winter. And Nashville's flooding got no attention from him either. (In both cases he probably read the reports with glee.)

If we have an earthquake in California, he won't do squat about that either. he will just allow the agencies to step on each other while people die in the rubble, similar to his weak initial response in Haiti, and the way it was messed up by too many agencies competing. (In that case, I think he was satisfied with the US looking bad to other countries.)

He will always choose the action (or inaction) which is the absolute worst for this country. I have been watching him for almost two years, and I have yet to see anything he has done that could be considered a positive action to improve things in this country.

He is an evil, evil man.

Posted by: Miss Marple (redneck teabagger) at June 29, 2010 09:37 PM (xxe/9)

273 God is the next evil. Word?

Yes, God made my penis small, cons! And made me very excitable around small rodents, cons! Cons! I hate God, cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 09:38 PM (sAwen)

274 Yeah, most cons I know are sensitive about their jail time service.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:38 PM (5I8G0)

275 Got a little ahead of myself there. I am so steamed right now. I feel like a sex crazed poodle ready to pounce.

Posted by: sTevo at June 29, 2010 09:38 PM (jfENh)

276 So you gave up Sarah? That's it?

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:39 PM (5I8G0)

277
President Douchebag doesn't like to be confronted on the oil spill. What a fricking joke this piece of sh*t is. Oh my God, what have we done to ourselves elected this socialist incompetent fool?
From Weasel Zippers:

"In the wake of the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, President
Obama today summoned a bipartisan group of over 20 senators to the White
House to push for energy and climate change legislation.
But one
thing the President did not want to talk about at the meeting was the BP
disaster, a Republican source told ABC News. And that, the source said,
led to a pointed exchange with GOP senator Lamar Alexander from
Tennessee.
The priority should be fixing the oil spill,
Alexander told the President, according to the source. That's what any
meeting about energy should be about.
But when Alexander tried to
interject the BP leak into the meeting, the source said, the President
told the senator, Thats just your talking point.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2010 09:39 PM (TtHJm)

278 sTevo, here's a pic of a sex crazed poodle. Can't believe they do exist.
http://3jst.sl.pt

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:40 PM (5I8G0)

279 Yes, Gods word will supposedly live forever. Cons hate words, but own
God. See how crazy it all is?

This made sense to you when you typed it?

Posted by: Your Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D), Your House Speaker Is A Full-Bore Bible-Thumper, In at June 29, 2010 09:40 PM (q7SbW)

280 Yo, aSwen, if that's really you still here.

The topic of the post and this discussion thread was equipment which
could extract most of the spilled oil from the water in the gulf was not
allowed by Obama and his EPA to be used because said equipment didn't extract
nearly all of the oil in the water in the gulf. So aSwen, if you were
President, what would you do about the spilled oil in the gulf? Would
you do the opposite of Obama and his EPA, and allow that equipment to be
used? Or would you do as Obama and his EPA are doing about the spilled oil, namely nothing?

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2010 09:41 PM (HtIec)

281 oh man -- is this really the guy who used to claim he was stationed in Antarctica?!?

This guy is back?!!

Posted by: ace at June 29, 2010 09:41 PM (SsvUp)

282 #278 Lady in Black

See? That's just evil. No two ways about it. Evil.

Posted by: Miss Marple (redneck teabagger) at June 29, 2010 09:42 PM (xxe/9)

283 I was stationed with the Air Force on the forest moon of Endor!

Posted by: A More Believable Raykon at June 29, 2010 09:43 PM (q7SbW)

284 Does Nancy talk to God like dear simple Sarah?



Isn't it strange, cons, how I'm not equally bothered by Barack Obama's attendance at a church?

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 09:43 PM (sAwen)

285 Thanks CDR M. It is a sad day in America when the Clinton's are a welcome relief!

Posted by: sTevo at June 29, 2010 09:43 PM (jfENh)

286 "Or would you do as Obama and his EPA are
doing about the spilled oil, namely nothing?"

I would make BP clean it up. Obama's job is to give me leg tingles. And boy howdy, does he get my 2nd chakra dancing!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 09:45 PM (sAwen)

287 Poor Sarah. Can't BS the morons.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:45 PM (5I8G0)

288 I was stationed with the Mobile Infantry on Klendathu!

Posted by: A Much More Believable Raykon at June 29, 2010 09:45 PM (q7SbW)

289 incompetent the government is.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:45 PM (sAwen)

Oh, I'm sure you wouldn't outright steal $20,000,000,000 from them first, though. And then tell them that everything they did was illegal and do everything you can to hamstring the whole operation, would you?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 09:47 PM (wOtDN)

290 I would make BP clean it up. After all, we know how
incompetent the government is.


Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:45 PM (sAwen)

How? With the equipment Obama and his EPA won't allow to be used?

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2010 09:48 PM (HtIec)

291 I would make it illegal for oil to mix with water. Then it wouldn't ever happen.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 29, 2010 09:48 PM (wOtDN)

292 I would make BP clean it up. After all, we know how
incompetent the government is.


Posted by: Sarah

I would "let" BP clean it up, free of obstruction.

Posted by: sTevo at June 29, 2010 09:48 PM (jfENh)

293 I was stationed with the Colonial Marines on LV-426. We had some chop on the way down to the planet.

Posted by: A Vastly More Believable Raykon at June 29, 2010 09:49 PM (q7SbW)

294 After all, we know how incompetent the government is.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:45 PM (sAwen)
Thought you were gabbling on about nationalizing BP? As a leftist I realize rational thought is strange to you, but even you must see that as a little ironic?

Posted by: Sharrukin at June 29, 2010 09:49 PM (eYgrz)

295 "Isn't it strange, cons, how I'm not equally bothered by Barack Obama's
attendance at a church?"

Obamas a faker, like most dems are, except of course Carter.



I don't mind his lies. I lie a lot myself. Like about my military service. And also that night I stumbled across a Boy Scout camping site and sneaked into one of the tents.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 09:49 PM (sAwen)

296 HATE.

Posted by: Not Quite at June 29, 2010 09:50 PM (Bs8Te)

297 294
I was stationed with the Colonial Marines on LV-426. We had some chop on
the way down to the planet.


Posted by: A Vastly More Believable Raykon at June 29, 2010 09:49 PM
(q7SbW)
OK, pop quiz. What was your approach profile? Was it 2x2, 3x3 or 5x5?

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:52 PM (5I8G0)

298 I was stationed for Viper duty aboard the Pegasus. Attacking that Cylon relay station was not a good idea.

Posted by: A Truly Believable Raykon at June 29, 2010 09:52 PM (q7SbW)

299 Ah damn, forgot the sock puppet!

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 09:52 PM (5I8G0)

300 @291: "How? With the equipment Obama and his EPA won't allow to be used?"
Nah, it's cool. See, in sarahworld, once you're 12 miles off shore, you can do whatever you like.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 29, 2010 09:54 PM (kmEfr)

301 Right now I'm naked from the waist down and sitting on a pile of marshmallows.


Sometimes I roll from side to side just to see what might happen. I have to tell you, the anticipation is pure agony, cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 09:54 PM (sAwen)

302 This has moved WAY beyond ineptness. There is simply no way that this is a result of inexperience or ineptness; it just isn't possible.
This is purposeful and malicious. It's about letting your supporters get theirs and screwing those states and their people.

Posted by: blindside1973 at June 29, 2010 09:55 PM (vT9Nl)

303 Cloward-Pliven
I don't know if we can last 2 years 6 months.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2010 09:55 PM (qbEX0)

304 Nah, it's cool. See, in sarahworld, once you're 12 miles off shore, you can do whatever you like.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 29, 2010 09:54 PM (kmEfr)

Not if you're Israel.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 09:55 PM (wOtDN)

305 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 09:54 PM (sAwen)

For the record, you haven't answered even one question about your military service. You lying sack of cat shit.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 09:56 PM (wOtDN)

306 @305: "Not if you're Israel."
Yeah, but Israel is on the land! Sheesh. Then the FedGov should rule with an iron fist.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 29, 2010 09:57 PM (kmEfr)

307 I was stationed where I could see attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Posted by: A Believably Sad Raykon sheds Tears in the Rain at June 29, 2010 09:58 PM (q7SbW)

308 Look, you all should damn well know that I fought at the Battle of Shaker Heights. There was even a movie about it, and a tv show about the movie being made. It's all very well documented.

Posted by: Raykon's budding film career at June 29, 2010 09:59 PM (kmEfr)

309 Cons are not even allowed into the USAF as they have to pass an intelligence test?



I was laughing about this once with my good buddy Goose, while in the Academy.


He was killed over BattleStorm City after getting shot down by a rogue Tie Fighter equipped with Frag Cannons and Laser Sited Cluster Bombs.


I miss Goose. Sometimes I raise a glass of HaagenDaz to him.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 10:00 PM (sAwen)

310 Let me see if I understand this correctly. We needed to have Obama's costly and unpopular, 2,000 page health care bill rammed down our throats, because the Obama administration and the Democrat-controlled Congress insisted that it was "better than nothing".

But, now, we can't accept Dutch assistance in the clean-up efforts in the ...gulf, because their clean-up vessels, while highly effective, don't meet the overly strict EPA standards. What the hell happened to "It's better than doing nothing.?

Posted by: Bruce MacMahon at June 29, 2010 10:01 PM (1Ftj8)

311 I wonder if Algore ever got any strange off of Hil?

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2010 10:03 PM (qbEX0)

312 One time, when sailing in my PT Cruiser Boat along the Shores of Pwnage, I was attacked by hostile natives. After I subdued them with some sweet Tae Kwon Do moves, they made me their king.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 10:05 PM (sAwen)

313 LOL, the trollbusting is cracking me up.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 29, 2010 10:05 PM (plsiE)

314 FOUR!

Posted by: B+rry Ob+owmao at June 29, 2010 10:07 PM (qbEX0)

315 One nother time, I was talking with my main secret CIA undercover connection and we were attacked by 14 Russian KGB Shoguns equipped with poison daggers.


I was forced to peform the forbidden UltraDeath Kick to survive that encounter, but got kicked out of Scotland Yard for my efforts. Goddamn pussy Scottish politicians and their precious green lawns!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 10:07 PM (sAwen)

316 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 10:05 PM (sAwen)

That's 33 minutes without a coherent answer about your fictitious military service. Of course it makes sense you'd hang out at a white supremacist website like CJ's, since you can only wish you actually were paid to serve this country.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 10:10 PM (wOtDN)

317 Cons! You don't understand DUTY, HONOR, LEADERSHIP!!!!


Have you fought bears, cons, the way I have along the Florida coast? Have you eaten a meal of aardvark while gazing at the Tibetan sky as the Guns of Navarone blaze above you? Have you traveled to the Milky Way to see that the lights are faded, that heaven is overrated?

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 10:13 PM (sAwen)

318 Why are you cons afraid of a humble 8 star Special Forces general like myself?

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 10:15 PM (sAwen)

319 Still nothing? Paid leftist shills are certainly droning and stupid, I'll give them that.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 10:17 PM (wOtDN)

320 President sAwen, when you make BP clean up the oil spilled in the gulf, will you let them use the equipment Obama and his EPA won't allow?

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2010 10:19 PM (HtIec)

321 sAwen@319:

I think maybe it was the incessant calender shilling and his new found sense.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 29, 2010 10:21 PM (swuwV)

322 Lets be free cons. There's nothing wrong with me penetrating a pineapple, so long as it is organic. Quit stifling my sexuality.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 10:23 PM (sAwen)

323 Let's be ungrammatical, cons. Quit stiffing my poopyhole.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 29, 2010 10:26 PM (wOtDN)

324 Whoa, deleted? Sweet! Thanks Ace, I owe you one case of Valu-Rite. you have my e-mail address, I live in Philadelphia, the Chinatown bus is only $20 round trip.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 29, 2010 10:27 PM (wOtDN)

325 Fucking socks.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 10:27 PM (wOtDN)

326 Overnight thread at 151 has a psychodelic explosion.

Posted by: Sharrukin at June 29, 2010 10:28 PM (eYgrz)

327 Cons! You are wilting under my fire, cons! Cons! Soon I will switch to calling you wingers, cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 10:30 PM (sAwen)

328 Must've been Sarah acting out in rage.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 10:31 PM (5I8G0)

329 CJ is a puss. Hides behind his blog.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 10:31 PM (5I8G0)

330 As Sir Paul McCartney might say, we NEED catastrophes like this to awaken people to action...on climate change.

This IS a great catastrophe, after all.

What makes you think they aren't deliberately allowing it to become as bad as possible, so they can get other agenda items rammed through?

This will provide enviro fodder for years into the future, and much control will be aggregated as a result.

Posted by: Barbarausa at June 29, 2010 10:34 PM (gRgC6)

331 Hahaha! Funny!

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 10:35 PM (wOtDN)

332 I dont think you all want to start a war with CJ. Hes way smarter.

A random dog's droppings are smarter than CJ.

Posted by: Scientific Consensus Has Spoken at June 29, 2010 10:36 PM (q7SbW)

333 This will provide enviro fodder for years into the future, and much control will be aggregated as a result.

Posted by: Barbarausa at June 29, 2010 10:34 PM (gRgC6)

Sadly, true. Also sad that legislative force will probably never be enough to stop this sort of nonsense.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 10:36 PM (wOtDN)

334 Fwah! Blerg! Cons! Cons! Gwerfiggyfiggy!


Marbilck! Murfinfluffer! Blargurch, cons!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 10:42 PM (sAwen)

335 335
I think Kilgore, CJ, and Ace are all the same person. Or soon will be.


Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 10:42 PM (sAwen)
It's like the thing is randomly trying to lash out at an unfair and uncaring world, except that it's completely stoned and can't manage anything coherent.Are you tired? Did you wet yourself? Use your words!

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 29, 2010 10:46 PM (bxiXv)

336 Is it ironic that the trollbusted version makes JUST as much sense?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 29, 2010 10:46 PM (bxiXv)

337 Fwipper fooh! Cons! You are CONS! Mfff! Huffinfoog! Fwappermule! BLARRRR!! GWAAAA!


Cons! Caaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhns!

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 10:49 PM (sAwen)

338 So Sarah, any response yet as to what about the US military made you feel close to communism?

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 10:53 PM (5I8G0)

339 Is it ironic that the trollbusted version makes JUST as much sense?

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

Posted by: Alanis Morissette, Showing as much understanding of English as Raykon at June 29, 2010 10:54 PM (q7SbW)

340 Fuck this blog. You can't post a URL?

Posted by: ck at June 29, 2010 10:56 PM (FilQu)

341 What's that Sarah? Ace got your tongue? Ah, poor puddy tat.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 10:56 PM (5I8G0)

342 The EPA needs to be gutted.

Posted by: profligatewaste at June 29, 2010 10:56 PM (b3rrc)

343 You can post an url using the little insert symbol in the toolbar and then use tiny url. Otherwise, no you can't.

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 10:57 PM (5I8G0)

344 "So Sarah, any response yet as to what about the US military made you
feel close to communism?"

I already told you. I hate communism. Ever since Dr Who tied me up and put me in that volcano, I've vowed to defeat it.

Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 29, 2010 10:57 PM (sAwen)

345 Fuck this blog. You can't post a URL?

Posted by: ck at June 29, 2010 10:56 PM (FilQu)
You have to use the hyperlink (chain picture) edit.post the source and then the target text.

Posted by: Sharrukin at June 29, 2010 10:58 PM (eYgrz)

346 But you don't know what communism is based on your reasoning for leaving the military (which is bogus but that's another story isn't it). So how can you be against communism when you can't define it?

Posted by: CDR M at June 29, 2010 10:59 PM (5I8G0)

347 It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

Posted by: Alanis Morissette, Showing as much understanding of English
as Raykon at June 29, 2010 10:54 PM (q7SbW)
RACIST! DENOUNCE! DENOUNCE!

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 29, 2010 11:01 PM (bxiXv)

348 I can haz negatives attentshuns?

Posted by: LolPerson of Stupid at June 29, 2010 11:04 PM (sAwen)

349 So how can you be against communism when you can't define it?

You know he's on wikipedia right now, looking up what Communism is.

Posted by: Magic 8-Ball Says: "Highly Probable" at June 29, 2010 11:05 PM (q7SbW)

350 I iz looking up Commonism an eated Cheetoes on yur blog

Posted by: LolPerson of Stupid at June 29, 2010 11:08 PM (sAwen)

351 You know he's on wikipedia right now, looking up what Communism is.

Posted by: Magic 8-Ball Says: "Highly Probable" at June 29, 2010 11:05 PM (q7SbW)

He still can't figure out which foot to lead with. I guess that's just not in the wikipedia article on "Air Force Generals". I would laugh, but I'm too busy cackling with evil glee.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 11:09 PM (wOtDN)

352 Me iz full after cum gargling. U rubz tummi?

Posted by: LolPerson of Stupid at June 29, 2010 11:14 PM (sAwen)

353 "I can help you compete. Ajax, it's not that hard."

Not that hard, once you understand the tube thingy.

Gore was fairly prescient about the whole tube thingy, wasn't he?

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:16 PM (sAwen)

354 I can help you compete. Ajax, it's not that hard.

Actually, my preferred cleanser is Comet. I enjoy mixing it with ammonia, which explains my English skillz.

Posted by: Shitter-cleaner is a More Believable Occupation for Raykon at June 29, 2010 11:19 PM (q7SbW)

355 I can debunk / verify pretty much anything that happened in the far western Aleutian Islands if that is where the troll says they served.

I spent many a year out there.

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 11:20 PM (23b/o)

356 I would make it illegal for oil to mix with water. Then it wouldn't ever happen.

If we just throw a bunch of vinegar in the ocean, than we'd basically end up with an huge quantity of a nice vinaigrette dressing! We could package it up and send it to Africa to feed the starving children!

Posted by: Scare-ah at June 29, 2010 11:20 PM (CfmlF)

357 This... is one out of control government, holy hot damn...

Posted by: KG at June 29, 2010 11:22 PM (S8TF5)

358 From Cabin Boy:

Trina: So this is what you guys do for fun? Humiliate an imbecile?
Paps: Heh! Yeah!

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 29, 2010 11:22 PM (bxiXv)

359 "
I can debunk / verify pretty much anything that happened in the far
western Aleutian Islands if that is where the troll says they served. "

Why are you obsessed about that? What is the big deal?

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:22 PM (sAwen)

360 And I firmly believe in delivering IP addresses of those who lie about their Military service to the Stolen Valor folks.

They kick ass..

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 11:23 PM (23b/o)

361 I spent many a year out there.

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 11:20 PM (23b/o)

Everything our troll knows about the military it learnt from watching Platoon & Full Metal Jacket. Oh, and probably fruitlessly searching wikipedia looking for which foot you lead with.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 11:23 PM (wOtDN)

362 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:22 PM (sAwen)

You are a liar. You should confess your criminal lies about your supposed military history and then go away.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 11:24 PM (wOtDN)

363 "I already told you. I hate communism. Ever since Dr Who tied me up and
put me in that volcano, I've vowed to defeat it."

Some fine trollbusting going on, but this one is simply delicious.


Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 29, 2010 11:26 PM (swuwV)

364 What am I lying about? That to enter the USAF you must be intelligent?

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:27 PM (sAwen)

365 "Sarah", where were you stationed? Was it the Black Pearl?

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 11:28 PM (23b/o)

366 "366
"Sarah", where were you stationed? Was it the Black Pearl?"

Why do you need to know?

I served 10 years in the USAF. It generally sucked. But I did garner a 4 year (actually 5.5 year) college education out of the whole ordeal, thanks to Clinton.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:31 PM (sAwen)

367 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:27 PM (sAwen)

You have never served, you lying sack of cat shit.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 11:32 PM (wOtDN)

368 "You have never served, you lying sack of cat shit."

JHC, you are psychotic.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:36 PM (sAwen)

369 Damn...this is some first rate troll busting. Sarah is starting to look like Joe Theisman's leg after a sudden meeting with Lawrence Taylor.

Posted by: Mallamutt, Still Lobbying for the gig as official pollster for AOSHQ at June 29, 2010 11:36 PM (OWjjx)

370 mmmm. troll

Posted by: sifty at June 29, 2010 11:36 PM (JR2D9)

371 My Air Force gunnery sergeant was a real ball-buster. He made us run up the Currahee mountain so many times. But getting that dolphin pinned to my chest was one of the proudest moments of my life, even if one of the guys in the platoon shot himself with an MG42 just before graduation.

Posted by: A More Believable Raykon at June 29, 2010 11:37 PM (q7SbW)

372 Never mind. You would have acknowledged if you belonged.

You didn't, so it is obvious you don't.

Stop lying about serving. Some people who actually made that sacrifice take stolen valor pretty seriously.

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 11:37 PM (23b/o)

373 I served 10 years in the USAF. It generally sucked. But I did garner a 4 year (actually 5.5 year) college education out of the whole ordeal, thanks to Clinton.
You know Beaver, once you tell a lie, you will often be forced to tell additional lies. I know this is going to be an hard lesson for you to learn, and that teh morons will be giving you teh business, but you need to come clean and be honest with yourself. At the end of the day, you want to be able to look in a mirror and look yourself in the eye. Now why don't you tell the truth, and then we can go out and play a little catch.

Posted by: Ward Cleaver at June 29, 2010 11:38 PM (CfmlF)

374 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:36 PM (sAwen)

You just don't have a clue do you, liar? But do tell us which unit in the People's Glorious Air Force of the Democratic Republic of Korea you served in. Go on, we're waiting, Doctor Wikipedia.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 11:38 PM (wOtDN)

375 "Some people who actually made that sacrifice take stolen valor pretty
seriously."

It was a sacrifice. It sucked. You're nuts.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:39 PM (sAwen)

376 ut do tell us which unit in the People's Glorious Air Force of the Democratic Republic of Korea you served in

I lean more towards another of the soviet charm school bunch. but this one didnt pass. it was the helmeted one on the short bus.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2010 11:40 PM (o/pWS)

377 Sarah...Lie
Why don't you lie awhile for me, Sarah.
Sarah......Liiiiieeee
Why don't you lie awhile for me, Sarah.

Posted by: Daryl Hall and John Oates, dropping in. at June 29, 2010 11:40 PM (OWjjx)

378 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:39 PM (sAwen)

What unit?

Posted by: Sharrukin at June 29, 2010 11:40 PM (eYgrz)

379 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:39 PM (sAwen)

Still nothing, liar? Oh, you were in "The Air Force". Oh my! Those facts sure are facty.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 11:41 PM (wOtDN)

380 You're nuts.

Whatever.

So, where did you serve? Adak, Shemya, Attu, Aggatu?

I spent over a Decade around these parts... bullshit is useless.

Where?

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 11:42 PM (23b/o)

381 My unit took part in the manhunt for John Wilkes Booth - is that enough information now?

Posted by: SSSSSAAAARRRRRAAAAHHHHH!!!! at June 29, 2010 11:42 PM (OWjjx)

382 Honest to God, unit I served in??? The AF does not call them "units".

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:42 PM (sAwen)

383 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:39 PM (sAwen)

It's not a trick question! Unless of course you never served a day, and then it does get tricky.

Posted by: Sharrukin at June 29, 2010 11:43 PM (eYgrz)

384 The AF does not call them "units".

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:42 PM (sAwen)

Yeah, and we don't call Wikipedia the USAF, so you can't count all those articles you edited as military service. What's your fucking point, you lying sack of cat shit?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 11:44 PM (wOtDN)

385 Are you all that jealous that I entered the USAF and you were rejected and had to serve in the Army or Navy?

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:44 PM (sAwen)

386 Commander Sarah McBragg here trained Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson to fly the C29 while in the Air Force.

Always nice when the more loony moonbat Halo 3/wikipedia "veterans" show up.

Posted by: sifty at June 29, 2010 11:45 PM (JR2D9)

387 The AF does not call them "units".

Then what DO they call them?

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 11:45 PM (23b/o)

388 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:44 PM (sAwen)

I'd be shocked to find out you served anything but french fries at burger king, but by all means, continue to lie.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 11:45 PM (wOtDN)

389 Heh! I think Sarah served in Teh Black Sheep Squadron.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 11:47 PM (CfmlF)

390 Then what DO they call them?

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 11:45 PM (23b/o)

Wikipedia talk: pages, duh!

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 29, 2010 11:47 PM (wOtDN)

391 My unit took part in the Battle of Saratoga during the American Revolution. There, happy!

Posted by: SSSSSSAAAAARRRRRAAAAHHHHH!!!! at June 29, 2010 11:47 PM (OWjjx)

392 Sarah serves fish sticks, corn, green beans, and mashed potatoes as the lunch lady at the Tawawna Brawley Home for Wayward Girls and Hair Extension Emporium.

Posted by: sifty at June 29, 2010 11:49 PM (JR2D9)

393 I singlehandedly beat off ten zerg rushes last night! If zerg rushes means "my cock" and ten means "both inches of".

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 29, 2010 11:49 PM (wOtDN)

394 Are you all that jealous that I entered the USAF and you were rejected and had to serve in the Army or Navy?
Awww, the internet. Proving Aldo Nova right "Life is just a fantasy....can you live your fantasy life"

Posted by: Mallamutt, thanks to the internet, The Most Interesting Person in the World! at June 29, 2010 11:49 PM (OWjjx)

395 Wow, you morons are doing awesome work here!

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 11:49 PM (CfmlF)

396 In light of recent posts (uninhibited by troll-busting operations), I am officially revising my original estimate of Troll Age from '21 and under' to '16 and under/and or mental'.

That is all.

Posted by: TXMarko at June 29, 2010 11:50 PM (23b/o)

397 Does who was in the air force ever refer to it so much as the USAF? I think most of the ones here that have actually served tend to just say air force. You know, because they're not lying troll douchebags.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2010 11:52 PM (oVQFe)

398 I'm going with my earlier assessment. This troll doesn't have 21 I.Q. points to rub together.

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 11:52 PM (CfmlF)

399 Dude, I just got rid of all my body thetans and graduated to OT VI, don't you disrespect me!

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 29, 2010 11:52 PM (wOtDN)

400 Does anyone* who....

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2010 11:52 PM (oVQFe)

401 You cons are really jealous. You couldn't get into the Air Force and therefore I am lying?

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:54 PM (sAwen)

402 I earned three Orders of Stalin with Oak Leaves and Diamonds serving with Captain Crunch against the dastardly Count Chocula in the Battle of Nutritious Breakfast.

Posted by: A More Believable Raykon at June 29, 2010 11:54 PM (q7SbW)

403 Ace, sorry bud, CJ is light years ahead of you in web design. I could help you but ...

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:56 PM (sAwen)

404 One would think that someone who had served three tours of enlistment could name where they had been stationed.

Posted by: fluffy, 11B at June 29, 2010 11:56 PM (SwkdU)

405 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:54 PM (sAwen)

My ASVAB scores say otherwise. I don't think any of us are jealous of your service, since that seems to consist solely of shifts in the men's room of the park bathroom.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 11:56 PM (wOtDN)

406 You cons are really jealous. You couldn't get into the Air Force and therefore I am lying?
Damn. Got it figured out. So, in additionto engaging in a dog fight against Darth Vader in the battel of the Death Star, you also sub for Dr. Phil.

Posted by: Mallamutt, thanks to the internet, The Most Interesting Person in the World! at June 29, 2010 11:57 PM (OWjjx)

407 405 Ace, sorry bud, CJ is light years ahead of you in web design. I could help you but ...
Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:56 PM (sAwen)
Then stay over there you stupid moronic troll.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2010 11:57 PM (oVQFe)

408 They were so nice to me in the USAF. They let me keep my pet moths and sew my woman suits between trolling blogs.

Posted by: 4th lootenaunt Buffalo Spaykon at June 29, 2010 11:58 PM (JR2D9)

409 "My ASVAB scores say otherwise."

Wow, I hit 100,100,98, on mine and guess where I ended up?

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:58 PM (sAwen)

410 I earned three Orders of Stalin with Oak Leaves and Diamonds serving with Captain Crunch against the dastardly Count Chocula in the Battle of Nutritious Breakfast.
God Damn now that is funny.

Posted by: Mallamutt, thanks to the internet, The Most Interesting Person in the World! at June 29, 2010 11:58 PM (OWjjx)

411 Ace, sorry bud, CJ is light years ahead of you in web design. I could help you but ...

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:56 PM (sAwen)

Yeah, I know you'd love it if every page automatically played "Right Said Fred" for you, but you'll just have to get over it.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 11:58 PM (wOtDN)

412 Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:58 PM (sAwen) Want to know how I know you're lying?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 29, 2010 11:59 PM (wOtDN)

413 Wow, I hit 100,100,98, on mine and guess where I ended up?

Um.... the Psych Ward of a large Metropolitan City?

Posted by: TXMarko at June 30, 2010 12:00 AM (23b/o)

414 Wow, I hit 100,100,98, on mine and guess where I ended up?
What is working the gloryhole in the 3rd stall ofthe mens room of Rest Stop number 129 on the New Jersey turnpike, Alex?

Posted by: Mallamutt, thanks to the internet, I am the offical pollster for AOSHQ! at June 30, 2010 12:01 AM (OWjjx)

415 Wow, I hit 100,100,98, on mine and guess where I ended up?

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:58 PM (sAwen)

You submoronic dick, you've never taken it. You didn't even bother to check the wikipedia article, which would have told you right off that it's scored as a percentile. Look up the word percentile, you dim-witted hack. Just go fucking look it up.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:02 AM (wOtDN)

416 So where were you stationed?

Posted by: fluffy only remembers a single ASVAB score at June 30, 2010 12:02 AM (SwkdU)

417 Posted by: Mallamutt, thanks to the internet, I am the offical pollster
for AOSHQ! at June 30, 2010 12:01 AM (OWjjx)

can't.... stop.... laughing.....
<wheeze>

Posted by: TXMarko at June 30, 2010 12:03 AM (23b/o)

418 Flying my Hello Kitty remote-controlled plane into a tree perfectly qualified me to be in the Air Force.

Posted by: Spraykon at June 30, 2010 12:03 AM (Buxr+)

419 ... and congrats to Fluffy for the 420 hit.

Posted by: TXMarko at June 30, 2010 12:04 AM (23b/o)

420 Dude!!!

Wait, what?

Posted by: fluffy but tightly rolled at June 30, 2010 12:05 AM (SwkdU)

421 You cons are unreal. CJ really has you worked up.

Kilgore, I love you man... Even though I know next to nothing about you.

Vonnegut and Hitchens rule.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:06 AM (sAwen)

422 Once I was trying to, like, kill the enemy's marshal? With my spy? But I hit a bomb. Oh, well!

Posted by: Sergeant Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:07 AM (SsvUp)

423 Worst. Troll. Ever.

Posted by: KG at June 30, 2010 12:07 AM (S8TF5)

424 Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:06 AM (sAwen)

Last time someone tried to lie to me about their ASVAB score I was eventually able to get their real score out of them. Theirs was 37 and they were actually able to grasp what a percentile was when I explained it to them. They even caught on to how I knew they were lying about their score the first time.

You, however, are obviously a bit dimmer than a sandwich delivery guy with an IQ of 75.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:09 AM (wOtDN)

425 I scored an eleventy bazillion on whatever it is you're talking about, and they gave me a stuffed dolphin as an award for penmanship.

Posted by: Sergeant Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:10 AM (SsvUp)

426 I am the best troll ever, admit it cons....

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:10 AM (sAwen)

427 383 Honest to God, unit I served in??? The AF does not call them "units".

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:42 PM (sAwen)


You said yourself a couple weeks back that you served in "an arctic unit" you lying sack of shit.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 30, 2010 12:11 AM (ujMK4)

428 You, however, are obviously a bit dimmer than a sandwich delivery guy with an IQ of 75.
We, sir, resent your accusation that we are nearly as dumb asSarah and demand that you retract such a slanderous statement.

Posted by: Head of Sandwich delivery guy union, local 9753 at June 30, 2010 12:11 AM (OWjjx)

429 my favorite part of Air Force? Flag football and foursquare and bombardment! Oh joy!

Posted by: Sergeant Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:11 AM (SsvUp)

430 "an arctic unit" oops, an arctic wing. Sorry dirty old man.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:13 AM (sAwen)

431 Posted by: Head of Sandwich delivery guy union, local 9753 at June 30, 2010 12:11 AM (OWjjx)

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to impugn your noble profession. I was talking about a literal human being in this case, sorry.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:13 AM (wOtDN)

432 I am the best troll ever, admit it cons....
Sarah, do you read comic books? Your like Wonder Woman....without the hot body, invisible jet, strength, golden lasso or secret identiy.
However, both of you menstrate once a month, so you have that going for you.

Posted by: Palin Steele (Banned but not forgotten) at June 30, 2010 12:14 AM (OWjjx)

433 "an arctic unit" oops, an arctic wing. Sorry dirty old man.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:13 AM (sAwen)

What kind of a dirtbag lies this much about their military service? Oh, one who surfs in from LGF.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:16 AM (wOtDN)

434 I like Kilgore. Do you know who Kilgore really is?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:18 AM (sAwen)

435 And if I mention CJ 3 more times, I get a free Kindle!

Posted by: SSSSSAAAAARRRRRAAAAHHHH at June 30, 2010 12:18 AM (OWjjx)

436 I like Kilgore. Do you know who Kilgore really is?
And pie. I like pie!

Posted by: SSSSSAAAAARRRRRAAAAHHHH at June 30, 2010 12:20 AM (OWjjx)

437 Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:18 AM (sAwen)

Down the road, not across. Go down the road, not across.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:20 AM (wOtDN)

438 "an arctic unit" oops, an arctic wing. Sorry dirty old man.

Stationed where?

I was at Ft Wainwright for 19 months, myself.

Posted by: fluffy remembers, like Pepperidge f'in farms at June 30, 2010 12:20 AM (SwkdU)

439 Sarah! Hi!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 12:20 AM (Wh0W+)

440 I served with the Blood Ravens on Kronus under Capt. Davian Thule.

For the Emperor!

Posted by: spaykon, space marine at June 30, 2010 12:21 AM (JR2D9)

441 I like Kilgore. Do you know who Kilgore really is?

The name you've given the cucumber you pleasure yourself with?

Posted by: Magic 8-Ball Says: "Highly Probable" at June 30, 2010 12:21 AM (q7SbW)

442 Posted by: fluffy remembers, like Pepperidge f'in farms at June 30, 2010 12:20 AM (SwkdU)

It lied about taking the ASVAB, ergo it was never in the United States military.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:22 AM (wOtDN)

443 Sarah might be a long-lost friend, what was his name? Something like Proud Liberal Vet, right?

Like Proud Vet he served in an arctic unit. Which he is very reluctant to give any details about.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:23 AM (SsvUp)

444 Kilgore rocks. He knows the truth. He knows the lies the right feeds the simple con masses.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:23 AM (sAwen)

445 It lied about taking the ASVAB, ergo it was never in the United States military.

Yeah, I know, but I want to play some whack-a-troll.

BTW, I remember an ASVAB of 135. Maybe they weren't doing percentiles in '82?

Posted by: fluffy at June 30, 2010 12:24 AM (SwkdU)

446 Do you know who Kilgore really is?
Who is the guy working the gloryhole in the stall next to Sarahin the mens room of Rest Stop number 129 on the New Jersey turnpike, Alex

Posted by: Mallamutt, thanks to the Internet, I am a Jeopardy Champion! at June 30, 2010 12:24 AM (OWjjx)

447 We had special forces in arctic units y'all. Top men.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 12:25 AM (Wh0W+)

448 Sarah, how is it you can refer to other people as "simple" when your intelligence level is plainly subnormal?

Do you remember your IQ scores in school, Sarah?

You know that 100 isn't the top score on them, right?

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2010 12:25 AM (SsvUp)

449 You cons are really really jealous that you were rejected from the AF.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:26 AM (sAwen)

450 CONS

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2010 12:27 AM (JR2D9)

451 Kilgore rocks. He knows the truth. He knows the lies the right feeds the simple con masses.
He can walk on water....and heal the sick....and feed the hungry. I must wash his feet. For he is the light, and the glory and the power...forever!

Posted by: SSSSAAARRRRAAAAAHHHHH! at June 30, 2010 12:27 AM (OWjjx)

452 BTW, I remember an ASVAB of 135. Maybe they weren't doing percentiles in '82?

Posted by: fluffy at June 30, 2010 12:24 AM (SwkdU)

Some branches use a cumulative score of the percentiles divided by some integer rather than the overall percentile. But (a) there's more than 3 sections and (b) you can't score more than 99 on any section, in any case.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:27 AM (wOtDN)

453 >> You cons are really really jealous that you were rejected from the AF

Not me. The AF has better sense than to have taken me on.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 12:27 AM (Wh0W+)

454 Kilgore rocks. He knows the truth. He knows the lies the right feeds
the simple con masses.

That is one talented cucumber. Did it serve aboard a Federation Starship as well?

Posted by: Magic 8-Ball Says: at June 30, 2010 12:27 AM (q7SbW)

455 You cons are really really jealous that you were rejected from the AF.

So true. Please thrill us with your stories of AFBs in exotic locales.

Where did you say you were stationed?

Posted by: fluffy lives vicariously at June 30, 2010 12:29 AM (SwkdU)

456 You cons are really really jealous that you were rejected from the AF.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:26 AM (sAwen)

Odd, I would think that I would remember something like that. You know, the whole "sucking at PT" and "not knowing which end of a rifle does what".

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:29 AM (wOtDN)

457 Its pretty obvious that Sarah is Raykon. Come on shit for brains we know you can't hold it in any longer. Ask us about you paying for our kids education.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 12:29 AM (oVQFe)

458 You cons are really jealous of the Heart I drew on my arm that says Sarah + Kilgore 4EVER with a red sharpie.

Posted by: SSSSAAARRRRAAAAAHHHHH! at June 30, 2010 12:30 AM (OWjjx)

459 For any latecomers to this thread, please see #218 and #264, wherein I expose the troll's dumbfuckery.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 30, 2010 12:31 AM (ujMK4)

460 Come on Raykon - you can even try to sockpuppet me again.
You know, with that witty stuff about how I am a big dog from Alaska
I'm surprised Ace hasn't put that in the Top 10.

Posted by: Mallamutt, thanks to the Internet, the Offical Pollster for AOSHQ at June 30, 2010 12:32 AM (OWjjx)

461 Kilgore is salt on an open wound as he is on all wingnuts trove of treasured tripe.

Move on cons.

Ace will eventually...

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:34 AM (sAwen)

462 please see #218 and #264, wherein I expose the troll's dumbfuckery.

Don't give yourself too much credit. "Sarah" is exposing her own dumbfuckery with every post.

Posted by: fluffy reads on a 5th grade level at June 30, 2010 12:34 AM (SwkdU)

463 heh, it claimed to have served 10 years and then taken 4 years of college "thanks to Clinton" (I wasn't personally aware of any Clinton having signed a bill in 1944, but whatever). That would put us at having entered the service in 1990 at the latest, 1982 at the earliest. Can you imagine this half-wit being 38, let alone possibly 46?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:35 AM (wOtDN)

464 Hey Sarah. Who's cooking breakfast?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 12:38 AM (Wh0W+)

465 Kilgore is salt on an open wound as he is on all wingnuts trove of
treasured tripe.

Don't you pretend to have a giant brain? Then why are you mangling me beyond all recognition? What did I ever do to you?

Posted by: The English Language at June 30, 2010 12:38 AM (q7SbW)

466 Wow, it's a stupid liar, but it can't stop posting. Sounds like it's one of Weigel, Brooks, or Frum. I'm kind of giddy at the thought that we're being trolled by someone with a real job here.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:38 AM (wOtDN)

467 I mean, you gotta bring something to the table.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 12:40 AM (Wh0W+)

468 Brooks is a genius. The only one on your side. My favorite con.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:41 AM (sAwen)

469 I was in the 9th Brigade, 43rd Battalion of the 14th Cavalry Divison of the USAF under Admiral Bull Halsey, and I flew MiG-49 Velociraptors out of Fort McCoy in Antarctica, and later from Camp Ripley in Lower Slobovia. My highest rank was Commander, but I remember being a lowley Lance Corporal like it was yesterday.

Posted by: raykon/sarah at June 30, 2010 12:43 AM (ujMK4)

470 >> The only one on your side. My favorite con

Ask me if you feel pretty. It's safe.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 12:44 AM (Wh0W+)

471 Brooks is a genius. The only one on your side. My favorite con.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:41 AM (sAwen)

Yup. By your stick he's probably Feynman, Newton, and the Amazing Kreskin all rolled into one. I'll bet he'd score in the high thousands on the ASVAB too, wouldn't he?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:44 AM (wOtDN)

472 Why do you cons hate intellectuals?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:46 AM (sAwen)

473 >> Why do you cons hate intellectuals?
We're friends. Do we talk? No.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 12:46 AM (Wh0W+)

474 Ace we want a new troll. This one is a broken record.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 12:47 AM (oVQFe)

475 Why do you cons hate intellectuals?

Lying about military service does not make one an intellectual, Monkey Nuts.

Posted by: Dean mf'in Wormer at June 30, 2010 12:47 AM (SwkdU)

476 sAwen, if you keep flailing around like this, you're liable to whack yourself in the head. Please tell us you're wearing your helmet and your spork is well out of reach.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel, Safety Monitor at June 30, 2010 12:49 AM (swuwV)

477 Why do you cons hate intellectuals?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:46 AM (sAwen)

Yeah, and what's up with "Intelligentsia" being used as an insult? Doesn't it just mean "smart people"? Oh, and why don't you cons tremble in fear when someone says "Ivy League"?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:49 AM (wOtDN)

478 "Lying about military service does not make one an intellectual"

JHC. Lying for HIM makes one a fool...

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:51 AM (sAwen)

479 Sarah, can we talk about the frozen wilderness in which you served? It's exciting.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 12:52 AM (Wh0W+)

480 "Lying about military service does not make one an intellectual"

JHC. Lying for HIM makes one a fool...

How very...obtuse.

So where were you stationed when you were in the Air Force?

Posted by: fluffy persists against the odds at June 30, 2010 12:53 AM (SwkdU)

481 "
Sarah, can we talk about the frozen wilderness in which you served?
It's exciting."

You really crack me up.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:54 AM (sAwen)

482 I'm a funny guy, thanks!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 12:54 AM (Wh0W+)

483 Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:51 AM (sAwen)

Stupid is as stupid does. You think your words have meaning, but they're all informed by your ugly little lies. It eats into you and pretty soon everything you say is just a variation on that lie. And you can't give it up because it's all you have: a limitless string of lies getting twistier and harder to follow with every addition. But you have to keep going, no backing out now. Just say something and the fact that you said it makes it as untrue as the first lie, no matter how profound it sounds to you.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 12:55 AM (wOtDN)

484 Kilgore is one smart dude. Not positively sure about CJ...

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:57 AM (sAwen)

485 Why do you cons hate intellectuals?

Like Smith, Burke, Friedman, Hayek, Sowell, Buckley, von Mises etc.?

Posted by: Another Straw Man Up in Flames at June 30, 2010 12:59 AM (q7SbW)

486 May I hate myself?

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at June 30, 2010 01:00 AM (SwkdU)

487 "Not positively sure about CJ..."

Unless Kilgore is CJ, then I get it. But Ace gets it and will soon astound you all. Pretty sure anyway, if Ace has any brains.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:00 AM (sAwen)

488 I served in the arctic wilderness with a girl named Sarah. Is it really you? I thought you didn't make it?

Posted by: t-bone at June 30, 2010 01:00 AM (CSvfz)

489 >> Pretty sure anyway, if Ace has any brains

as if. cmon... I thought you were serious here.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 01:02 AM (Wh0W+)

490 Kilgore is one smart dude. Not positively sure about CJ...

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 12:57 AM (sAwen)

Your feeble attempts to deflect attention from your lies only serve to underscore the pathetic person who tells them. The people you try to use are worse than you, but you can't see that, only that they profit and you don't. They garner praise among their sycophants and you get ignored, so you ratchet it up, you blather, you post links to your nonsense and the people you really wish you could be only point out your lies. The people you tell yourself you want to be ignore you, but you stick with it. You can't give up now, last week somebody noticed your "Sarah Palin is a dumb bitch" jibe and replied with "LOL". Any day now you're going to break into being somebody. You just know it, don't you?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 01:05 AM (wOtDN)

491 "Your feeble attempts to deflect attention from your lies"

Are you whacky? Are you smoking the rope? Please, please, get a prescription. God will not smite you for toking the rope. Get over it.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:08 AM (sAwen)

492 Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:08 AM (sAwen)

Keep posting, it's a fascinating exposition of the mental processes of CJ's sycophantic brigade. I knew y'all were kinda damaged, but I didn't know quite how much.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 01:10 AM (wOtDN)

493 >> God will not smite you for toking the rope

He will too!
*flashes a smile and a wink

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 01:10 AM (Wh0W+)

494 "Keep posting, it's a fascinating exposition of the mental processes of
CJ's sycophantic brigade."

This is truly weird.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:12 AM (sAwen)

495 Sarah, do you work for Research 2000?

Posted by: t-bone at June 30, 2010 01:13 AM (CSvfz)

496 I once flew rubber dogshit for the Chinese army out of Hong Kong, making me a legitimate part of the Air Force!

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:14 AM (Buxr+)

497 501.

NO. no clue

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:14 AM (sAwen)

498 God will not smite you for toking the rope. Get over it.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:08 AM (sAwen)

Yeah, I knew some seriously dopey idiots in high-school who somehow got it in their heads that hemp rope could be smoked. Is that you, Brian? You still have that "Apocalypse Now" soundtrack?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 01:14 AM (wOtDN)

499 As a super-computer genius with a brain the size of a planet, I now work for this weird TVR-owning dude who gave me my job because I was able to hack into the DoD using a Dell laptop still crippled with the crufty base software load while getting a BJ from a hot blonde (though I've had better, since Will Folks is my wingman).

Not sure about this bank job he's got me working on, though.

At least I got to see his girlfriend's tits.

Posted by: A Vastly More Believable Raykon at June 30, 2010 01:15 AM (q7SbW)

500 I hacked the Gibson last night.

Posted by: A More Believable Raykon at June 30, 2010 01:16 AM (q7SbW)

501 >> This is truly weird.

No it's not. It's very nice.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 01:17 AM (Wh0W+)

502 This is truly weird.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:12 AM (sAwen)

Yeah, almost as weird as thinking you were in the Air Force for 300 years and you personally smote the Assyrians at Ram Gilead.

Which year was that? 1926? Did you use an M-16 back then, or was the Air Force side-arm the M-1 Abrams?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 01:17 AM (wOtDN)

503 Ace, I can help you to compete. Ajax. Its not cheap but I am hear for you.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:21 AM (sAwen)

504 Ajax is free, Butt Boy.

Open source is like that.

Posted by: as in beer at June 30, 2010 01:23 AM (SwkdU)

505 Ace, I can help you to compete. Ajax. Its not cheap but I am hear for you.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:21 AM (sAwen)

Aes i kant spel and mi grammer is horibul evrybudy hear haets me adn i dunt liek them but i can hlep yuo wit you're webs site!

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 01:24 AM (wOtDN)

506 501 Sarah, do you work for Research 2000?

Posted by: t-bone at June 30, 2010 01:13 AM (CSvfz)


Raykon sucks cocks outside methadone clinics and truck stops for a living.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 30, 2010 01:25 AM (ujMK4)

507 "Ajax is free, Butt Boy."

Butterflys are also, butt that does not make the web sites work...

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:25 AM (sAwen)

508 but I am hear for you

Down-ding for shitty spelling one might not expect from a giant-brained super-genius extraordinaire.

Posted by: Yeah, that's what this site needs at June 30, 2010 01:25 AM (q7SbW)

509 Aes si realley Carhles Jhnonos! I KAN PROEV ITT!!1

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 01:25 AM (wOtDN)

510 hear hear.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 01:25 AM (Wh0W+)

511 Butterflys are also, butt that does not make the web sites work...

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:25 AM (sAwen)

tEH wEBS sITES aER frEEETTERFLYS111!

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 01:27 AM (wOtDN)

512 Ace is CJ and Charles is Kilgore?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:27 AM (sAwen)

513 99.9985% Purity is the EPA standard for bilge waterThis is the ultimate "Catch 22" ... once you suck up any sea water, EPA regulations say you can't put it back .. especially when it's already full of oil

Posted by: Neo at June 30, 2010 01:28 AM (tE8FB)

514 I don't just lie about my military service on a mil-blog, I also babble incoherently while begging them to let me help them. Kilgore is my friend! He updinged me twice back in 1993 when CJ started his website on Ajax. I know FORTRAN and Algol68, too.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 01:30 AM (wOtDN)

515 "Kilgore is my friend"

Cons dont understand Kilgore. Nor do they understand words...

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:33 AM (sAwen)

516 Spambot is coming down from the acid trip. The colors ain't there
anymore.

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 01:34 AM (HtIec)

517 Sarah, don't let the lace wigs fool you.

You are special.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2010 01:35 AM (Wh0W+)

518 Cons dont understand Kilgore. Nor do they understand words...

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:33 AM (sAwen)

I understand that your buddy Kilgore doesn't care much for black people and has no problem saying so in stridently hateful terms.

And yeah, we don't really understand words like "I was in the USAF but it was top secret and I'm not lying but I don't even know what the ASVAB is." It's really kinda difficult to figure out of you're lying or just delusional.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 01:36 AM (wOtDN)

519 Dave, do you believe in HIM?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:38 AM (sAwen)

520 Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:38 AM (sAwen)

You should give it a rest. Nobody here actually wants you here. Or, I should say, "Nobody HEAR wants you HEAR." Leave this weblog alone. Go back to your fuzzy little world of self-congratulatory "intellectualism" and quit lying about your military service to people who know what it looks like.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 01:41 AM (wOtDN)

521 " Nobody here actually wants you here"

Sorry, I am here for my country. You cons have done enough damage, and echo chambers only continue the pain.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:45 AM (sAwen)

522 529 " Nobody here actually wants you here"Sorry, I am here for my country. You cons have done enough damage, and echo chambers only continue the pain.
Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:45 AM (sAwen)
Then why don't you go bug Daily Kos or LGF? They're much bigger echo chambers than anything here.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 01:46 AM (oVQFe)

523 Sorry, I am here for my country.

You shall receive a hero's reward.

Posted by: North Korea at June 30, 2010 01:46 AM (SwkdU)

524 LGF killed me rather quickly.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:48 AM (sAwen)

525 Sorry, I am here for my country. You cons have done enough damage, and echo chambers only continue the pain.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:45 AM (sAwen)

Your country, whichever one that might actually be, doesn't need more liars. You aren't speaking truth to power, you aren't winning hearts and minds, you aren't fighting the good fight. You are lying and not answering the questions posed to you. Questions that anyone who had actually served in any branch of the United States military would be able to instantly answer.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 01:48 AM (wOtDN)

526 LGF killed me rather quickly.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:48 AM (sAwen)

Wow, the shoddiest hole of sycophancy on the web banned you? No, wait, you probably just got called a lying sack of gerbil dicks the first time you opened your shrill little cake hole and left without bothering to log out.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 01:53 AM (wOtDN)

527 " Questions that anyone who had actually served in any branch of the
United States military would be able to instantly answer."

Wow, super weird.

The USAF, apparently, is so far ahead of the army, navy, and marines (I like marines as they are physically like the Air Force is intellectually above the crowd) that they can not understand... The truth.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:54 AM (sAwen)

528 The truth.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:54 AM (sAwen)

I'm pretty sure when you try to apply for veteran's benefits they'll know the truth.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 01:56 AM (wOtDN)

529 "they'll know the truth."

Ok, but at least I didnt vote for w, twice..

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:58 AM (sAwen)

530 If you wrestle with a pig you both get dirty but the pig likes it.

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 02:00 AM (HtIec)

531 The USAF, apparently, is so far ahead of the army, navy, and marines (I like marines as they are physically like the Air Force is intellectually above the crowd) that they can not understand... The truth.

I ETS'ed from Ft Campbell, KY. From what installation did you ETS?

Posted by: fluffy, grunt at June 30, 2010 02:00 AM (SwkdU)

532 Sigh, I miss the intelligent trolls. But I am glad people seem to be having fun poking at this one, unamusing as it is. So much depressing news out there, the laughs are appreciated! I love you morons.

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2010 02:01 AM (43tgl)

533 Ok, but at least I didnt vote for w, twice..

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:58 AM (sAwen)

The reason you didn't vote for W is the same reason you didn't vote for McCain: you're not 18 yet.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:01 AM (wOtDN)

534 God is not a nice guy.

Maybe it would be nice to ask HIM to quit telling me what to do.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:03 AM (sAwen)

535 Why do cons love telling others what to do?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:06 AM (sAwen)

536 You know, I have seen perfectly rational arguments... but this wasn't one of them. Sarah seems a little funny. A little off, as it were.

We may be dealing with someone who is intellectually challenged. We thought it was a Liberal as they can often be confused with each other.

Perhaps we should just leave it alone until it's mother comes for it?

Posted by: Sharrukin at June 30, 2010 02:06 AM (eYgrz)

537 Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2010 02:01 AM (43tgl)

Yeah, this one just has the same ol' cycle of "Palin is stupid. Kilgore is smart. Cons don't understand. Why do you hate intellectualism? I like trash novels. Ace needs to hire me. You guys are too dumb to understand that I went to the Air Force and shot down 200 monkeys."

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:06 AM (wOtDN)

538 You guys flat don't get Kilgore, do you?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:08 AM (sAwen)

539 Why do cons love telling others what to do?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:06 AM (sAwen)

The same reason you love lying about your military service: It serve our purposes. Now shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:08 AM (wOtDN)

540 Sarah is one of those artificial intelligence programs, with a limited repertoire and minimal ability to simulate human communication.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 30, 2010 02:09 AM (EIWgh)

541 Yeah, this one just has the same ol' cycle of...

He just took an interesting turn with "God keeps bugging me, can you ask Him to stop?"

Posted by: fluffy knows DSM at June 30, 2010 02:10 AM (SwkdU)

542 'Where'd you say you were stationed again?"

Why are you all obsessed about it. I already stated it once. Go look it up.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:10 AM (sAwen)

543 You guys flat don't get Kilgore, do you?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:08 AM (sAwen)

Yeah, we don't "get" a submoronic little beast who hates black people loudly and publicly. It's pretty hard to put ourselves the the shoes of people like that. I'm going to assume you're pretty familiar with it, though, right? Big leap for you, wasn't it? I mean, you had to actually start saying all the nasty thing's you'd been thinking, if you really wanted to fully experience it.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:12 AM (wOtDN)

544 You think the troll realizes probably half of his posts have been edited into more "well reasoned" posts than anything he has said tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 02:13 AM (oVQFe)

545 Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:06 AM (wOtDN)

LOL, exactly. It probably was also one of the idiots who stopped drinking Petite Sirah in protest of "teh dumb Alaskconnnnn." That is still a classic to me. Or boycotted Arizona Tea. Brain trusts all.

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2010 02:13 AM (43tgl)

546 Who is Kilgore? Do you cons read anything, anything at all???

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:13 AM (sAwen)

547 Why are you all obsessed about it. I already stated it once. Go look it up.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:10 AM (sAwen)

You've never once made any kind of claim that could be at all verified. I'm sure you believe in science, though, right?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:13 AM (wOtDN)

548 ". I'm sure you believe in science, though, right?"

No, and global warming is a hoax.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:15 AM (sAwen)

549 Who is Kilgore? Do you cons read anything, anything at all???

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:13 AM (sAwen)

You don't get it, do you? Do you ever keep something in your mind for more than the brief moment it takes you to type the word "cons"?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:16 AM (wOtDN)

550 I already stated it once.

Actually, you didn't. You mewled some bullshit about "an arctic wing", which narrows things considerably. I've dropped names you should have recognized, were you telling the truth about said arctic wing.

We are looking for an answer along the lines of "I was stationed at Loring AFB in Maine", but we aren't holding our collective breath. You weren't in the Air Force.

Posted by: fluffy knows AFB names at June 30, 2010 02:17 AM (SwkdU)

551 No, and global warming is a hoax.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:15 AM (sAwen)

I'm sure you have some brilliant insight for us. Remember, it's Control-C, Control-V, splice the word "cons" in. Hit post.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:17 AM (wOtDN)

552 Killgore, killgore, killgore, and I like trout...

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:18 AM (sAwen)

553 I read the name Vonnegut off of a box of Toasty Crunches! I is smarter than cons!

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 02:19 AM (wOtDN)

554 You guys flat dont get it. Its hilarious.

Ace, I am here for you buddy.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:20 AM (sAwen)

555 I read Breakfast of Champions and then I ate some Wheaties! I know what irony means because I listened to Alanis, unlike stupid cons who only like dumb stuff with no words like Bark and Broms and Bay Toavin.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 02:22 AM (wOtDN)

556 Everything I say is funny. I got a 3 Brazilians on my ASVAB. I won them on wikipedia. You cons don't get it.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 02:23 AM (wOtDN)

557 "Breakfast of Champions" was not that great. Killgore did way better than that. BlueBeard was great. Cats Cradle was great. I could go on.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:25 AM (sAwen)

558 You guys flat do get it, I was in the ARTIC SIRCLE when I was in USAF for 10 years. I went to college and won three Vonneguts for not getting too much drool on my SATs.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 02:25 AM (wOtDN)

559 Sorry, replace all "KillGore" with "Kilgore". I love Gore.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:28 AM (sAwen)

560 I could go on.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:25 AM (sAwen)

You already have. I'm pretty sure most of us read Vonnegut before you were born. We got it then, we get it now. You lie about things, you change the subject, you say "you cons" a lot, and you have an IQ in strong competition with the air conditioning at Arby's.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:30 AM (wOtDN)

561 If the Republicans are serious about shrinking the size of government, I can't think of anything more effective than to highlight its missteps with the blowout.

And if this has the appearance of taking advantage of a crisis, well, the opposition didn't seem to have a problem with the concept...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 30, 2010 02:31 AM (rXbvW)

562 This would be a different world if Gore had rightfully served as president.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:31 AM (sAwen)

563 Sorry, replace all "KillGore" with "Kilgore". I love Gore.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:28 AM (sAwen)

You can't even spell your supposed favourite author's nom de guerre correctly. What other idiot insights will we be blessed with to-night? Does it ever rain in Southern California?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:32 AM (wOtDN)

564 "We got it then, we get it now."

I dont think you all get it, at all...

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:34 AM (sAwen)

565 Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:31 AM (sAwen)

Wow, nineteen syllables to say nothing, and yet you can't spare one or two to tell us where you might have served in the USAF? Do you flat get it? Are you too dumb for us cons?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:35 AM (wOtDN)

566 I dont think you all get it, at all...

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:34 AM (sAwen)

Yeah, you're right, I don't get why someone would lie about their military service over and over and over.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:35 AM (wOtDN)

567 "can't spare one or two to tell us where you might have served in the
USAF"

I already listed it all. Go ask the dumb creepy old bastard to reiterate what I have already said.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:37 AM (sAwen)

568 Troll starved, are we??

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at June 30, 2010 02:40 AM (tGtLi)

569
Comon Ace, I can have this site humming. Search hash tables, search keywords, everything.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:40 AM (sAwen)

570 I already listed it all. Go ask the dumb creepy old bastard to reiterate what I have already said.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:37 AM (sAwen)

Everybody's seen every one of your claims: No base names, no unit names, no service dates, no commanding officers. Every single person who has actually served would be able to instantly recall hundreds of names. Post up or shut up, liar.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:41 AM (wOtDN)

571 "This would be a different world if Gore had rightfully served as
president."

You don't get it. Gore rightfully lost the election.

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 02:42 AM (HtIec)

572 " No base names, no unit names, no service dates, no commanding
officers."

Wow, this site is ... Knock yourselves out.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:44 AM (sAwen)

573 Wow, this site is ... Knock yourselves out.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:44 AM (sAwen)

Post it, drip. A name, a place, a date. Post it, or just go away, liar.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:45 AM (wOtDN)

574 Do you all know who kilgore really is?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:46 AM (sAwen)

575 "Post it, drip. A name, a place, a date. Post it, or just go away,
liar."

I have posted it already. Go search.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:47 AM (sAwen)

576 Do you all know who kilgore really is?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:46 AM (sAwen)

Do you know the name of your commanding officer at this "Arctic Base" you served on?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:48 AM (wOtDN)

577 I have posted it already. Go search.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:47 AM (sAwen)

No you haven't. Post it, liar.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:48 AM (wOtDN)

578 Do you all know who kilgore really is?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:46 AM (sAwen)
I know! It's Ace, who is really Al Gore's intenets handle, and we are such fools for not having seen it?

Posted by: Sharrukin at June 30, 2010 02:49 AM (eYgrz)

579 "Do you know the name of your commanding officer at this "Arctic Base"
you served on?"

Honest to God, I cunt remember any of my commanding officers. Ironic, eh?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:49 AM (sAwen)

580 sAwen, Don't be so chickenshit. State where you were stationed.

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 02:51 AM (HtIec)

581 Honest to God, I cunt remember any of my commanding officers. Ironic, eh?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:49 AM (sAwen)

Here's what you posted:

I served in the 366 First Parachuter Ninja Platoon, stationed in East Battleburgh. My commander was Sargent Brock McSteeleFury, the best man I've ever seen with a set of Chinese throwing stars.

Look it up.

So, I guess you're just a liar.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:52 AM (wOtDN)

582 You guys are truly unbelievable and really are clueless about everything.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:53 AM (sAwen)

583 sAwen, Don't be so chickenshit. State where you were stationed.

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 02:51 AM (HtIec)

I can't. The President said he'd kill me if I talked about our secret moon base on Mars.

Posted by: Dr. Raykon, DDS at June 30, 2010 02:53 AM (wOtDN)

584 Every single person who has actually served would be able to instantly recall hundreds of names. Post up or shut up, liar.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:41 AM (wOtDN) ,
my dad was in Korea for the whole thing........ he knew every guys name he was with..... the ones that died and the ones that lived.
so Sarah.... how can i put this so you will know what i think of you............
yeah. there it is. Fuck You Cunt. go tell your lib friends that i was rude to you.

Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 02:54 AM (3sw85)

585 596 You guys are truly unbelievable and really are clueless about everything.
Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:53 AM (sAwen)
Says the dipshit who believes its conservatives that want to continue pumping tax money into public schools.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2010 02:54 AM (oVQFe)

586 You guys are truly unbelievable and really are clueless about everything.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:53 AM (sAwen)

The soul of the leftist is one vast projection. You can't demonstrate a single valid statement during your entire life and yet you somehow have the ability to turn on a computer without electrocuting yourself. I am amazed.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:56 AM (wOtDN)

587 Oh GD, this is a true transvergence occurring right before my eyes.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:57 AM (sAwen)

588 596
You guys are truly unbelievable and really are clueless about
everything.


Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:53 AM (sAwen)

So demonstrate your superiority instead of being so chickenshit. Demonstrate your courage. State where you were stationed.

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 02:57 AM (HtIec)

589 Oh GD, this is a true transvergence occurring right before my eyes.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:57 AM (sAwen)

Stay with us here. Just go draw a nice, warm bath, get the longest extension cord you can find, and have a soothing soak while you type away at your computer. It'll solve everything.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 02:59 AM (wOtDN)

590 "State where you were stationed."

I have, I did, go look it up. What kind of chickenshit site is this??

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:00 AM (sAwen)

591 Well, since it seems so vitally important to you, no, as a matter of fact, I do NOT know who kilgore is, and at the risk of sounding rude, I must say that neither do I care who kilgore is.

As a compassionate con, I feel I need to remind you that people with your kinds of mental disturbances often qualify for free psychiatric help. I don't think you should wait much longer.

Posted by: Redneck, tea baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 03:00 AM (G0eZh)

592 The perfect is the enemy of the good?

Oh, and the EPA is clearly the enemy of the whole damned world. If you demand perfection you damn well deserve to be covered in crap...

132
Its W's fault as he and his evil vice refused to enforce regulations.


Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 08:21 PM (sAwen)
Well thank GOD Obama wasn't that stupid, he started enforcing those regulations... um... never? I guess Bush was evil for this, but Obama is what? Stupid? Incompetent? Useless? An empty suit who can't possibly handle the job he has?Somehow I'm guessing you'll now claim this couldn't possibly have been handled in over a year. Why not blame it on Clinton and claim it couldn't have been handled in a decade then? Isn't that just as useful, productive, and logically consistent?This would be a different world if Gore had
rightfully served as president.


Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 02:31 AM (sAwen)
Yes, we'd have no cars, no coal, no oil, no hydro, no nuclear... and given the "successes" of solar and wind we'd have no electricity, no power, no heat, and be living as subsistence farmers in mud huts... if this is your dream life there are still third-world nations that have this as a career option... you don't need to drive us to that brink, you can simply move to a third-world nation and live like that if you want.
Oh, you meant better? Not hardly. I mean Bush screwed the pooch a few times, but the Goracle would have demanded that pooch regularly "release his second chakra" if you know what I mean..." Nobody here actually wants you here"

Sorry, I am here for
my country. You cons have done enough damage, and echo chambers only
continue the pain.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 01:45 AM (sAwen)
Wow... "your country" needs you posting meaningless drivel on a blog? What the fuck country needs that exactly? Your city needs that, maybe... I mean you are Mayor of Crazytown, and you need to prove yourself now and again, yes?

Posted by: Gekkobear at June 30, 2010 03:02 AM (I+L6x)

593 ""computer science degree" is a lie too."

Its all code for the truth.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:04 AM (sAwen)

594 I have, I did, go look it up. What kind of chickenshit site is this??

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:00 AM (sAwen)

Well, you don't know what a chickenhawk is, so why would we expect you to know what a chickenshit is?

I know plenty of painfully stupid humans who can recall the names of people they bought beer from over four decades ago, and you're trying to convince us that (a) you're smart and (b) you actually served in the military for an entire decade but can't remember one single name from that time? Are you brain damaged?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 03:05 AM (wOtDN)

595 "Licking clean the assholes of circus elephants to make them presentable
right before performances?"

Water for Elephants. Ok book, not great.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:06 AM (sAwen)

596 If Gore had won, we'd all be speaking Arabic by now, and wearing burqas or full beards. The crash of pork belly futures would have sunk the entire economy long before Obambi got around to destroying it.


Posted by: Redneck, tea baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 03:07 AM (G0eZh)

597 I have, I did, go look it up. What kind of
chickenshit site is this??

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:00 AM (sAwen)

Which thread? What name did you post under?

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 03:07 AM (HtIec)

598 "Which thread? What name did you post under?"

Look it up. Hash code. Ip address. JHC do I have to do everything for you?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:09 AM (sAwen)

599 It probably prefers Like Water For Chocolate.

Posted by: Redneck, tea baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 03:09 AM (G0eZh)

600 ""computer science degree" is a lie too."

Its all code for the truth.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:04 AM (sAwen)

Oh, wow, I missed that delightful tidbit. Did you help design the first super-scalar CPU, too? Was Knuth a good buddy of yours? Do you find zfs a bit quaint but better slightly chilled with a sprig of lime? Do let us in on your unique and penetrating insights.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 03:10 AM (wOtDN)

601 Hashes change. What name? Which thread?

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 03:10 AM (HtIec)

602 Look it up. Hash code. Ip address. JHC do I have to do everything for you?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:09 AM (sAwen)

No, you. Liar.

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Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:14 AM (sAwen)

604 humans who can recall the names of people they bought beer from over four decades ago.


Sarah in 1975 i bought beer from a guy at a drive up package store in my town. his name was Socko....... his son was in high school with me. his name was Socko also.

Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 03:15 AM (3sw85)

605 Oooh, Meisner. I just remembered one.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:16 AM (sAwen)

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I could revolutionize this site. But it would cost....


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The chickenshit revolutionary.

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 03:16 AM (HtIec)

607 I could revolutionize this site. But it would cost....

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:14 AM (sAwen)

You could amaze us all by pointing out your post where you listed the names of the bases you served at.

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Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:14 AM (sAwen)
you cant do a thing to this site.

Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 03:16 AM (3sw85)

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Year, rank, post. Or it's a lie.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 03:17 AM (wOtDN)

610 Are you guys really that dumb? You really don't know who kilgore is?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:19 AM (sAwen)

611 Oh, I just remembered another name: Patton. I'm on a fucking truth roll tonight. You cons are gonna be eating my turkey pot pie, that's for sure!

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The "cons" still know it took
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Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:22 AM (sAwen)

614 Are you guys really that dumb? You really don't know who kilgore is?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:19 AM (sAwen)

Oh, duh, right, Kilgore. The guy who didn't lie about his military service. Well, I guess that's it then, eh?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 03:22 AM (wOtDN)

615 Maybe they will let me back on LGF, what do you all think?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:23 AM (sAwen)

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Actually I suspect even they have higher standards than that!

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617 Maybe they will let me back on LGF, what do you all think?

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:23 AM (sAwen)

Oh, wow, but what will you lie about there? None of them know enough about the military to call you out on it. Hmm, maybe shitty blues bands can be your big thing there. You can talk about how you played in this great band, but can't remember any of the songs or any of the musicians you played with. But they sure were famous, weren't they?

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619 634 Maybe they will let me back on LGF, what do you all think?
Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:23 AM (sAwen)

they might think twice about that........ you kinda fucked up.

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I'm mailing you a check right now for your first 100 hours. The problem is, I can't remember what a post office looks like and all of my checks are on another thread. I'm sure you won't mind looking them up for yourself, though, right?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 03:30 AM (wOtDN)

622 President sAwen, you didn't answer my question earlier.

When you make BP clean up the spilled oil, as you said you would, will you let them use the equipment that Obama and his EPA aren't allowing?

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623 I have, I did, go look it up. What kind of chickenshit site is this??

You repeat everything else.

How hard is it to type, "Rome AFB"?

I was stationed at Ft Benning, GA, among other places.

Posted by: fluffy knows several AFB names at June 30, 2010 03:32 AM (SwkdU)

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Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn

Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,

Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.

Its not that hard. Its not as hard as it seems.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:33 AM (sAwen)

625 You repeat everything else. How hard is it to type, "Rome AFB"? I was stationed at Ft Benning, GA, among other places.
Posted by: fluffy knows several AFB names at June 30, 2010 03:32 AM (SwkdU)
It probably doesn't contain C-O-N or S in the name, so he's completely confused on how to express it.

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We need to start with simple stuff like, "How many times a week did you hear 'Taps' played on base?" "Is a Charlie Foxtrot a good thing or a bad thing?"

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 03:34 AM (wOtDN)

628 sAwen thinks it's Robert Plant?

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 03:36 AM (HtIec)

629 Throw me a line if I reach it in time

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630 I think it WISHES it were Robert Plant, but THINKS it's kilgore. And is very, very hot for Ace to hire it, even though it can't spell, or string two rational sentences together.

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631 Led Zepplin was a rip-off band.

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632 Ace cunt afford me. I am over his head.

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now she wants a life line..............

Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 03:41 AM (3sw85)

634 Seems that the wrath of the Gods

Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;

I think I might be sinking....

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:41 AM (sAwen)

635
"Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams"

Delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 03:42 AM (HtIec)

636 The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake

as the children of the sun began to awake.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:43 AM (sAwen)

637 Its not a she. Even though all the begging and pleading for Ace's attention would lead you to believe it was....

Posted by: Redneck, tea baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 03:44 AM (G0eZh)

638 This is your lesson, kids! Don't be like Raykon, if somebody offers you a 50% off lobotomy coupon, just say no.

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639 653 Seems that the wrath of the Gods Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow; I think I might be sinking....
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this is the GodDamn AoSHQ page.................. what did you expect?

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Transvestite. Lives in San Jose or some crap. Claims to write java-based filesystem code for Kodak, of all the nutty things I would never have dreamt up while blasted on ripple and punching myself in the dick.

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Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard as it seems.

Java rules. Ajax is next.

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:49 AM (sAwen)

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Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 03:51 AM (3sw85)

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Java is for the drooling pecker-lickers who couldn't wrap their tiny brains around BASIC. Ajax is what your dealer sold you instead of coke.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 03:52 AM (wOtDN)

649 now to me thats funny.......... two nights in a row.......... kinda.

Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 03:54 AM (3sw85)

650 first........... i had todo it..........

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Curse you. May you be born a thousand times to have your favourite songs sung by an auto-tuned Raykon.

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651 "wrap their tiny brains around BASIC"

Living in the stone ages are we? Typical con

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:54 AM (sAwen)

652 Living in the stone ages are we? Typical con

Posted by: Sarah at June 30, 2010 03:54 AM (sAwen)

Doesn't know history, but feels the need to lie and grovel. Typical transvestite leftist.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate No Beard at June 30, 2010 03:57 AM (wOtDN)

653 No, no, Queenie, we're living in the alternate universe in your head.

That is, when were not living in the arctic unit with you.

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Posted by: Racefan at June 30, 2010 03:58 AM (3sw85)

655 Or perhaps it was in the air force with Fred and Barney and Mr. Slate?

Posted by: Redneck, tea baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 03:59 AM (G0eZh)

656 Whoever/whatever this troll is, Ace's site hits have been bumped somewhat.

Attaboy, troll.

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2010 04:01 AM (HtIec)

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661 Did It go away for now, or is it Googling software?

Posted by: Redneck, tea baggin' bitch at June 30, 2010 04:22 AM (G0eZh)

662 312 I wonder if Algore ever got any strange off of Hil?
That, my friend, would truly be strange.

Posted by: Penultimatum at June 30, 2010 05:06 AM (niydV)

663 Well, that is the gov't for you. And this is what people miss, all the time. They think the gov't stepping in will guarantee them things that don't match up with reality. Fucking idiots. I can guarantee that if Bush were still President, his common sense would have over ridden that ridiculous fucking EPA rule, law. The Pied Piper wants to ruin our Country. Indeed.

Posted by: DefendUSA at June 30, 2010 06:48 AM (yIwYC)

664 The EPA ceased to be a worthwhile agency 2 min after it was signed into law. It has been totally owned now by the religious zealots of the modern era.

Their methods never had anything to do with real science and they should be abolished.

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2010 06:52 AM (6taRI)

665 Why explain it's a two or three part system, at this step we get a huge mess, and at the next step we get more, and so on. Just start getting as much out as possible.

Will BP go to court and say: Look, we wanted to do all this stuff, and the US Government stopped us, so we are not responsible, and then walk away from this disaster?

Should pensioners lose everything from BP bankruptcy, they bought BP because it was profitable. It was profitable because they broke the rules. Go find a Maddoff victim and commensurate with them.

Posted by: MilwaukeeD at June 30, 2010 07:39 AM (zqEM7)

666 But there is also another point with this EPA stupidity. This rule requires that the ships waste precious fuel in speeding to ports to unload the water and then speed back to the gulf to conduct more operations thereby enhancing global warming. Had the ships stayed in the gulf, fuel consumption would be halved, at the least and our planet would not be killed by the same agency that claims to be saving it

Posted by: eaglewingz08 at June 30, 2010 08:01 AM (lFaac)

667 He has made it clear - he doesn't want the Gulf cleaned up, for political reasons.

http://rightasusual.blogspot.com/2010/06/why-gulf-is-not-being-cleaned-up.html

Posted by: LindaF at June 30, 2010 09:08 AM (B9AxU)

668 This argues rather strongly, imo, for collapsing the beast now known as the federal government and starting over...sans a few million socialists, who want and truly deserve their own little socialist utiopia here on west side of the Atlantic.

Posted by: Louis Tully at June 30, 2010 09:12 AM (jat5l)

669 This is kind of late but 15/1,000,000 is 0.000015, not 0.0015. That should read 99.999985 parts water, 0.000015 parts water.

Posted by: Eric at June 30, 2010 09:40 AM (2/Fyp)

670 383
Honest to God, unit I served in??? The AF does not call them "units".


Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 11:42 PM (sAwen)



LO frickin L.Here, I'll help you, poseur. A "squadron" is a type of.... (fill in the blank).

Posted by: baldilocks at June 30, 2010 10:32 AM (pWXnd)

671 The King is doing one thing right...Keeping his promise to the Unions. Remember he said that he is one of them and that he is looking out for them.

Posted by: Sugar Land at June 30, 2010 10:36 AM (3uQcG)

672 I mentioned this earlier on the news item concerning Kevin Costner's clean-up ships. It is a Federal Regulation for water discharge to the GOM, the maximum oil content in the water is 29 ppm.
This is achieved routinely by both chemical and mechanical methods working together.
The EPA should want to remediate the GOM as quickly; however Obama does not and will handcuff all working operations that will improve the situation.

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-- Voltaire in Dictionnaire Philosophique

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