Drudge Siren: Gore Affair, Says Star Magazine
Curb Your Enthusiasm, It Was Just With Laurie David


You ever read a hack horror story or true crime book?
And like in the first 100 pages they have to say
something is a "grim tableaux"? Well, if you ever wondered
what they meant, wonder no more

I know that most people will say "Uggh! Two of those people are having sex!," but I look at it the other way: Two of those people aren't having sex.

What can I tell you, I'm a glass-half-full kinda guy.


Hoboy: Even his affairs are all about Global Warming.

Gore's split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David's ex-wife — for the past two years!

In the June 28 issue of Star, on sale Wednesday, we report that Al and Tipper's breakup didn't come as much of a surprise to one Hollywood player — Laurie David. Star has learned that Al has been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha's Vineyard summer home.

Laurie David Cheats On The Environment, Too: As Slublog noted long ago.

I stopped reading that after she said her career was on hold due to childbirth.

What career?

IMDB doesn't lie.

Wikipedia notes she had a fringes-of-entertainment career as a talent coordinator for David Letterman (doesn't that mean she gets coffee?) and as a producer of cable shows.

I knew a producer of cable shows, and... Well. It's a very gruntwork position.

...


We heard from the Globe on this last week; I guess Star is somewhat more respectable, but how much?

National Enquirer, sure... There is a good case for revisionism there. But the Star? Have they been breaking stories that I don't know about?

Well, for whatever reason, this has caught Drudge's eye and who knows, maybe he knows some backstory that makes him think this is reliable.

Oh Myyyyyy: Now, I'ma gonna go ahead and call BS on this, because, if there's one thing I've noticed about gay dudes (Hillbuzz, I'm looking at you), it's that they are too frequently claiming to "know" sexual stuff that I simply don't believe they know.

They "know" this guy is gay (friend of a friend got chatted up by him, swearsies!) etc. They seem to gossip a lot and claim to be closer to the source of the information. (Like, not that there's just a "rumor" going around, but that they know someone who can actually vouch, first-hand, for the information).

Annoying. Sorry, I think most gays know exactly as much about John Travolta's sex life as I do. Which is to say, none. I know none about it, as Nigel Tuflnel might say.

I will say that if he's not banging Kelly Preston I hate him even more than if he is.

Anyway, that disclaimer aside, here's what Andrew "Milky Loads" Sullivan has to say about Gore in a different context:

"It is well known in Washington he is the most hung politician around," Sullivan added.

Since the Gores have been married for 40 years, how could this be "well known"?

Unless...

But you know, I think Andrew Sullivan is a deranged ninny. When he's not having cold-sweats nightmares about Sarah Palin's endless Wicked Gardens he's guestimating about politicians' staffs.

Hmmm... The first time I watched that, Sullivan seemed serious.

Now that I watch it, he seems to be mock serious. The batting of the eyes is a giveaway.

Sorry -- I think he's telling a joke here. So ignore this please. I got it wrong.

He sold me on his serious tone so much I didn't notice that he was selling that serious tone for comic effect.

Not a good joke, but that's irrelevant.

Can't believe I'm saying this: Apologies to Andrew Sullivan.


Al Gore Pick-Up Lines: Not in the thread yet, but they should be.


Posted by: Ace at 02:15 PM



Comments

1 Someone got "Gored" hahahahaha

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2010 02:16 PM (6taRI)

2 GORE!!!!

Posted by: ontherocks at June 15, 2010 02:17 PM (HBqDo)

3 Who was Al banging?

Posted by: Waingro at June 15, 2010 02:17 PM (uAytX)

4 There's a dark matter joke in here somewhere.

Posted by: damian at June 15, 2010 02:17 PM (4WbTI)

5 Bet it's with a dude.

Posted by: beerologist at June 15, 2010 02:17 PM (r2UKM)

6 Bet it's with a dude.

Posted by: beerologist at June 15, 2010 02:17 PM (r2UKM)
What, did he get tired of the chicken?

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2010 02:18 PM (6taRI)

7 3
Who was Al banging?

Honor compels me to reveal that it was that Sikh, Nikki Haley.

Posted by: concerned member of the League of Southern Gentlemen at June 15, 2010 02:18 PM (Kn9r7)

8 It was Haley!

Posted by: Tipper at June 15, 2010 02:18 PM (EL+OC)

9 What female in her right mind would bed down with Shamu?

Posted by: GarandFan at June 15, 2010 02:19 PM (6mwMs)

10 Tipper's gonna own all Al's carbon credits.

Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2010 02:19 PM (VuLos)

11 Laurie David

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2010 02:19 PM (mAhn3)

12 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww...
brain bleach time.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at June 15, 2010 02:19 PM (SCcgT)

13 It has to be some environmentalist hippie chick that thinks Al Gore is Jesus and is also a complete and total super nastyfreak in the sack.

Posted by: FBI Profiler at June 15, 2010 02:20 PM (oIp16)

14
speaking of Drudge sirens and flaming skulls...

I think the next
time we have a Will Folks/Larry Marchant development in Sacred Honortm,
Ace should put up...

Naked Testicle Spider Man.

Haven't
seen him in a while.

Posted by: a sign post ahead at June 15, 2010 02:20 PM (uFokq)

15 He was bangin mother earf baby! BOOMER!

Posted by: BillySims at June 15, 2010 02:20 PM (ngD76)

16 No surprise.

If you're willing to perpetrate the biggest, most expensive hoax ever on the entire planet for monetary gain, cheatin' on your wife is pretty much a non-event.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at June 15, 2010 02:21 PM (uKraB)

17 Xrated recycling joke contest will begin in 10, 9, 8...

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2010 02:21 PM (R2fpr)

18 Batboy has been staying out of the headlines lately.

Posted by: I dreamed that I was a butterfly at June 15, 2010 02:21 PM (4WbTI)

19 OH! OH! ..... A-A-A-A-L!

Posted by: Peg Bundy at June 15, 2010 02:21 PM (dwISs)

20 Laurie David

ewewewewewewew yup you found a way to make that idea ickier

I hope that Tipper does what Larry David said he did when he came home after the divorce was finalized - turned on every light in the house.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 15, 2010 02:21 PM (8WZWv)

21 Sacred honor compells me to say nothing on this matter.
Nothing...beyond letting all of you know, there's a reason she goes by "Tipper." BAM!

Posted by: William "Honor" Folks at June 15, 2010 02:21 PM (1R6cr)

Posted by: Eco Nut Girl at June 15, 2010 02:22 PM (1PeEC)

23 not as important as where al gore sticks his climate stick, but Jose Manuel Barroso, EU Commision president thinks Portugal, Greece and Spain could possibly go back to dictatorships if the austerity measures can't be implemented.

Posted by: Ben at June 15, 2010 02:22 PM (wuv1c)

24 I'm telling you guys - just a hunch here - but I have the feeling that Tipper's a carpet muncher.

Posted by: Naqamel at June 15, 2010 02:22 PM (UMwMT)

25 I was checking his real graph, but it was not so big...

Posted by: Eco Nut Girl at June 15, 2010 02:22 PM (1PeEC)

26 That man is far too swishy and lispy to be a heterosexual.

I'm betting dude.

Posted by: Kensington at June 15, 2010 02:22 PM (aDdAT)

27 "Ace should put up...Naked Testicle Spider Man.

Posted by: a sign post ahead at June 15, 2010 02:20 PM (uFokq)"

Hell, yeah.

Posted by: Bugler at June 15, 2010 02:22 PM (VXBR1)

28 "GORE! GORE!"
tiny.cc/4qdw2

Posted by: Waingro at June 15, 2010 02:23 PM (uAytX)

29 I've been Slobbering his knob for years, Ace!
Make with the Hat Tips.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 15, 2010 02:23 PM (amoGc)

30 Gore made a poop-load of money in Google options and with his carbon credit scam.

Why *wouldn't* he want to go all Tiger Woods and get him some?

Posted by: looking closely at June 15, 2010 02:24 PM (6Q9g2)

31 He was doing a scientific study on the effects of depositing protein into a warm cavernous climate.

Posted by: Ben at June 15, 2010 02:24 PM (wuv1c)

32 I'm guessing Star has the worlds most uninteresting sex tape.

Posted by: taylork at June 15, 2010 02:24 PM (0Hn5w)

33 Globe is reporting it *is* a dude. Please be true (not that there's anything wrong with that)!

Posted by: Black Hat at June 15, 2010 02:24 PM (tzDhl)

34
yeah, anytime there's breaking news of a seedy sex scandal...

who better than Naked Testicle Spiderman to alert us?

Posted by: a sign post ahead at June 15, 2010 02:24 PM (uFokq)

35 Comment 22 is an excellent example of carbon-neutral blogging. Well done!

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 02:25 PM (1R6cr)

36 Hopefully he reused his condums.

Posted by: Ben at June 15, 2010 02:25 PM (wuv1c)

37 hmmm....it says "Gore affair" but it doesn't say which gore...everyone assumes al

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 02:25 PM (p302b)

38
Marchant or Bauer?

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 15, 2010 02:25 PM (Ux8yh)

39 24
I'm telling you guys - just a hunch here - but I have the feeling that Tipper's a carpet muncher.


Was Tipper on Cagney and Lacey??

Posted by: beerologist at June 15, 2010 02:25 PM (r2UKM)

40
so, wait...

You telling me there's something behind Algore's lisp?

Posted by: a sign post ahead at June 15, 2010 02:25 PM (uFokq)

41 When charles psycho johnson and perez dipshit hilton breakup we'll have the answer as to who it is.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 02:26 PM (vO1tg)

42 Is anyone surprised about an affair??
I just hope the boy wasn't underaged

Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 02:26 PM (AnTyA)

43 If it is a female, my money is on Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2010 02:26 PM (amoGc)

44 Money, power...usually that would lead to one or many young hot chicks, but for Al, I placing my bets on either a non-leg and underarm shaving vegan wiccan wench or an unwashed hippy rainbow dude.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 15, 2010 02:26 PM (T0bhq)

45 I hope it's Janeane Garafalo.

Posted by: Beagle at June 15, 2010 02:26 PM (sOtz/)

46 Boy or goat? OTOH, if Tips strayed it would be justifiable adultery.

Posted by: Bob at June 15, 2010 02:27 PM (m9vcM)

47 Star Magazine's featuring something besidesMisha Barton's cellulite?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 15, 2010 02:27 PM (HaYO4)

48 Al Gore has been giving volcanos rimjobs.

Posted by: Ben at June 15, 2010 02:27 PM (wuv1c)

49 Bastard used a whole handful of butt-wipe. Yeah, bet that's gonna be his favorite mistake.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at June 15, 2010 02:28 PM (Aqzx6)

50 He's been screwing in a lot more than CFLs...

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 02:28 PM (1R6cr)

51 Has anybody here ever known anyone to get divorced unless one of the spouses was cheating? They always claim there is no affair. There always is.

Posted by: kansas at June 15, 2010 02:28 PM (mka2b)

52 Jooooseeeee!!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 15, 2010 02:28 PM (pr+up)

53 Of course, Gore's billionare status did not enter into the environ greenie freak's mind at all.
You know, Gaia worshipperwould not have 'dirty money' as incentive or one of the incentives.

Posted by: always right at June 15, 2010 02:28 PM (7GfKM)

54 Daddy's got a feevah, now!!!!!

Posted by: Al "Nobel Piece of Ass Prize Winner" Gore at June 15, 2010 02:29 PM (uKraB)

55 Manbearpig does have a pronounced lisp.

Posted by: Dirty Laundry at June 15, 2010 02:29 PM (8/DeP)

56 Interesting fact: When Al Gore is finished, he tosses one sqaure of toilet paper to his lover and tells her to clean herself up

Posted by: Ben at June 15, 2010 02:29 PM (wuv1c)

57 "I hope it's Janeane Garafalo."
Like I said: dude.

Posted by: Kensington at June 15, 2010 02:30 PM (aDdAT)

58 HeHe..If the earth is a rockin, don't come a knockin!!
HoooHa!!

Posted by: Al G. (the "g" is for gore-gous) at June 15, 2010 02:30 PM (pr+up)

59
Is it George Soros?

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at June 15, 2010 02:30 PM (JKe0g)

60 Hey Al,
Is that a hockey stick graph in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Hurricane at June 15, 2010 02:31 PM (O+WZD)

61 If you're willing to perpetrate the biggest, most expensive hoax ever on the entire planet for monetary gain, cheatin' on your wife is pretty much a non-event.
So they f-ed up the world and the economy together why not a little humping.
They did it in the dark to save energy which takes care of the attractiveness issues.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 02:31 PM (fAG6d)

62 Whomever it is I'll bet they are scared as hell right now.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 02:32 PM (vO1tg)

63 If it's Al, I think you'd get more satisfaction out of a statue. If it's Tipper, good for her.

Posted by: RushBabe at June 15, 2010 02:32 PM (W8m8i)

64 You never know, maybe Tipper is the one who had the affair.
Has anybody here ever known anyone to get divorced unless one of the
spouses was cheating? They always claim there is no affair. There
always is.

Actually, I was thinking about it, and you're completely right. Of the people I know who are divorced, there was always an affair.

Posted by: Zuggs at June 15, 2010 02:32 PM (FkKjr)

65 Sheryl Crow? Laurie David's a good guess too.

Blech.

Posted by: ingrid newkirk at June 15, 2010 02:32 PM (fuemy)

66 I'd hate to hear that voice coming at me in the dark. Ugh. Don't get snippy....

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 02:32 PM (fAG6d)

67
True fact: Algore affectionately refers to his keister as his 'recycling bin' when among intimate boyfriends.


Posted by: a sign post ahead at June 15, 2010 02:32 PM (uFokq)

68 If it is a female, my money is on Chelsea Clinton.



Ouch. That would be the dippingest of dipping-do.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 02:32 PM (Aqzx6)

69 He'd call me in the middle of the night, asking if we could play "hide the decline."

Posted by: Al Gore's mistress at June 15, 2010 02:33 PM (1R6cr)

70 Wonder if Al's partner kept the DNA stained hemp dress as a keepsake?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 15, 2010 02:33 PM (tf9Ne)

71
Interesting fact: Because Al Gore's new paramour is a screamer, he has to purchase extra CO2 credits.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at June 15, 2010 02:33 PM (uKraB)

72 I'd go into the hotel room, and he'd be sprawled out in the bed, wearing nothing but a smile and a strategically-placed stack of carbon offsets for all our heavy breathing.

Posted by: Al Gore's mistress at June 15, 2010 02:34 PM (1R6cr)

73 You know, I had never thought about it but there always is an affair, isn't there?

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 02:34 PM (fAG6d)

74 Boy or goat? OTOH, if Tips strayed it would be justifiable adultery.
Posted by: Bob

I have claimed another victim. Rep Weiner played too hard to get.

Posted by: Lancelot, the Angora goat of luv at June 15, 2010 02:34 PM (R2fpr)

75 EW... please God.. no details.

ick.

Posted by: Timbo at June 15, 2010 02:34 PM (ph9vn)

76 It was Tipper.
With Ozzie.
He was sworn to silence about their threesome with Ronnie James Dio. Now the story can be told.

Posted by: National Drudgequirer at June 15, 2010 02:34 PM (Zi+FQ)

77 Theres only one thing I love more than mama earth...and thats earth mama muff!!
HooHa!! Somebody stop ME!!!

Posted by: Al G. (the "g" is for gore-gous) at June 15, 2010 02:34 PM (pr+up)

78 "Is it George Soros?"
Dunno. I've never been able to look at LemonParty long enough to try and make out any faces.

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 02:35 PM (1R6cr)

79 He wasn't banging Nikki Haley. I was.

Posted by: Will Folks at June 15, 2010 02:35 PM (IhQuA)

80 He is really unattractive, bet it's her....

or maybe the star is onto something with one of the two others getting divorced...notice drudge just says "gore"

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 02:35 PM (p302b)

81
Unknown creatures
Take their leave, unmourned
Horsemen ready their stirrups

Posted by: neptune's bones at June 15, 2010 02:35 PM (4WbTI)

82 Fact:
Before giving a 'Reach Around', Al Gore makes you buy Carbon Off-Sets from him.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2010 02:36 PM (amoGc)

83 Arianna Huffington's been sniffin around, no?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 15, 2010 02:36 PM (w9bVp)

84 Actually, I'm thinking that the story is about his daughter Karenna. They're just being cute with the last name to drum up some buzz.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 02:36 PM (Aqzx6)

85 Hey, Al said he wanted to warm my globe -- how could I resist?

Posted by: Michael "hockey stick, IYKWIMAITYD" Mann at June 15, 2010 02:36 PM (RD7QR)

86 Odds that if it's a gay affair he'll be celebrated by the media as a hero for violating the sanctity of his marriage in such a "heroic" way?

Posted by: Doc at June 15, 2010 02:36 PM (rzJpR)

87 Maybe we'll get lucky and it was both of them she with a chick, he with a guy.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 02:37 PM (vO1tg)

88 In desperation, when the world started to discover thatthey had foisted the biggest hoax in the history of the world, destroying hugesectors of the economy and condemning everyone to dim crappylight bulbs, Laurie and Al huddled together for warmthagainst the cold shoulder of the coming reality.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 02:37 PM (fAG6d)

89 Daddy,
Why was uncle Al wiping his peepee off on the curtains in the Lincoln bedroom?

Posted by: Malia O. at June 15, 2010 02:37 PM (pr+up)

90 There was a story I remember reading in 2000 about the reason that Al put a big ol' sloppy kiss on Tipper was because there was a gay staffer working for Al, and Al wanted to reassure / prove his heterosexuality.

Still think the cheater was Tipper. Still think it was with another woman, and she'll be coming out of the closet now.

Posted by: Naqamel at June 15, 2010 02:37 PM (UMwMT)

91


Remember when the Larry Craig came out and there were a bunch of doods coming out of the woodwork claiming to have 'been' with the senator?

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 15, 2010 02:37 PM (uFokq)

92 "It is well known in Washington he is the most hung politician around," Sullivan added.
To bad his penis wasn't registered to vote in Dade County in 2000.

Posted by: Ben at June 15, 2010 02:38 PM (wuv1c)

93 I was the Third Man on the Greasy Knob!

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:38 PM (amoGc)

94 Good to see the Drudge siren again. I can't even remember the last time Drudge add the siren up. Kinda like here at AoSHQ. Too few flaming skulls and cowbell. Miss those days.

Posted by: CDR M at June 15, 2010 02:38 PM (cqZXM)

95 Believe me, Al isn't kidding when tells you he's going to put you in his "lock box".

Posted by: Al Gore's Gimp at June 15, 2010 02:39 PM (uKraB)

96
Ah suspect there's something rather distasteful in Al's past that is being Drudged up, and Tipper saw it coming.

Posted by: Very Concerned Member of the League of Ugly-Shirted Gentlemen at June 15, 2010 02:39 PM (BqSr3)

97 I hope it wasan inanimate object. Do they sell blow-upsex penguins?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 15, 2010 02:39 PM (HaYO4)

98 Maybe we'll find out the the Global Warming Hoax wasn't the only time he has taken a steaming dump on people.

Posted by: Ben at June 15, 2010 02:39 PM (wuv1c)

99
I'm sure Dick Morris has some insight on this.

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 15, 2010 02:39 PM (uFokq)

100 Are these things like deaths--do they come in three's?
1. Teh Goracle
2. Aaron Schock
3. ???

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 15, 2010 02:40 PM (pLTLS)

101 If there is a picture of Al Gore in white pants, red checked shirt and turquoise belt he is teh ghey.

No. Doubt. About. It.

Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2010 02:40 PM (iYbLN)

102
It's only real if it's a baby seal.

Posted by: ManbearGore at June 15, 2010 02:41 PM (Oxen1)

103 True Fact: You can tell Al Gore's applying the methods of dendrochoronology on his junk.

Posted by: Ben at June 15, 2010 02:41 PM (wuv1c)

104 O/T

Oh my.

http://bit.ly/d75Xo4

Posted by: Wodeshed at June 15, 2010 02:42 PM (BFqyO)

105 An Inconvenient Unf.

Posted by: Al Gore's mistress at June 15, 2010 02:42 PM (wEYaf)

106
From the Star:

Gore's split from wife Tipper
after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs
was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that
the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David's
ex-wife — for the past two years!

In the June 28 issue of Star, on sale Wednesday, we report
that Al and Tipper's breakup didn't come as much of a surprise to one
Hollywood player — Laurie David. Star has
learned that Al has been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Seinfeld
creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007
amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha's
Vineyard summer hom

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at June 15, 2010 02:42 PM (JKe0g)

107 sacred honor etc

Posted by: inanimate carbon rod at June 15, 2010 02:42 PM (4WbTI)

108 Laurie David, Rush just said Star reported it.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 02:42 PM (vO1tg)

109 AL GORE !!

Posted by: MATT DAMON! at June 15, 2010 02:43 PM (iYbLN)

110 Too few flaming skulls and cowbell. Miss those days
...and Johnny Coldcuts ..those were the days...those were the days
(sighing wistfully while slowly shaking head side to side)

Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 02:43 PM (AnTyA)

111
I dunno, John Travolta does like to kiss doods full on the lips. That's kinda gay where I come from.

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 15, 2010 02:43 PM (uFokq)

112 Reminds me of that famous story about Milton Berle in the bath house. ("O come on, Milt, just take our enough to win.")

Posted by: ahem at June 15, 2010 02:43 PM (TdZdf)

113 I fucking called it in comment 11!!!!! And that was a wild-ass guess too!

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2010 02:43 PM (mAhn3)

114 Damned bold of Gore to cheat when he's in the public eye.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 02:44 PM (Aqzx6)

115 Yeah, Rush was joking earlier that it was either Gaia or Larry David's wife, and now he just read that it actually was Larry David's wife.

Posted by: Adrian at June 15, 2010 02:44 PM (3wvOF)

116 Dude, Drudge is teasin'.
In two hours, we're going to find out that the "Gore Affari" is that cowardly matador in Spain, with the bull. He just couldn't quit 'im

Posted by: Zimriel at June 15, 2010 02:44 PM (9Sbz+)

117 They "know" this guy is gay (friend of a friend got chatted up by him,
swearsies!) etc. They seem to gossip a lot and claim to be closer to
the source of the information. (Like, not that there's just a "rumor"
going around, but that they know someone who can actually vouch,
first-hand, for the information).

I have it from an unimpeachable source (swearsies) that Tipper and Kagan were sleeping together...at the same time Al and Will Folks were rodeoing-it to the Macarena.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 02:44 PM (9hSKh)

118 Wow. I guess Al really takes the role as high priest of Ecovangelism very seriously, since she was well known as the queen gaia bee of Hollywood.

Posted by: Penfold at June 15, 2010 02:44 PM (1PeEC)

119
I dunno, Algore is kinda a step up from Larry David, so...

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 15, 2010 02:45 PM (uFokq)

120 dammit. html loose shit ain't no fun if you repair it immediately.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 02:45 PM (Aqzx6)

121 How much money did Larry David Pay Al Gore to Cuckold him?
I mean, Larry David was a HUGE Gore Supporter, no?

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2010 02:45 PM (amoGc)

122 I notice Drudge has a picture of Crist kissing a woman on there as well. I guess he is trying to dispel rumors.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2010 02:45 PM (6taRI)

123 How in the name of sweet Tennessee tobacco wrapper whale wars did something like this happen? Hasn't the crew of the Sea Shepherd been protecting Teh Goracle?

Posted by: Star Spangled Beaner the anchor baby at June 15, 2010 02:45 PM (w9bVp)

124 didn't every MFM outlet lead their stories "affair not the reason" or something similar when the divorce was announced? Ace should have led with a "Al'sleatherfetish not the reason" headline. It would have just as much credibility.

Posted by: mark c at June 15, 2010 02:45 PM (SBIko)

125
Eliot Spitzer is on MSNBC laughing about Gore getting sloppy seconds with Ashley Dupre.

Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 02:45 PM (v1gw3)

126 111
I dunno, John Travolta does like to kiss doods full on the lips.
That's kinda gay where I come from.

When was that?

OTOH, the Hairspray remake highlighted Travolta's adeptness at wearing women's clothing.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 02:45 PM (9hSKh)

127 Al Gore in a groundbreaking film...

Brokeback Gaia

Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2010 02:46 PM (iYbLN)

128 So Laurie David pr0ked the caretaker, and Al Gore? At this rate she's going to beat out Senator Cantwell in the Rooster-Ridin' Olympics

Posted by: Zimriel at June 15, 2010 02:46 PM (9Sbz+)

129 Why do guys go for recycled cheaters? I thought the point of cheating on your wife was to plant your flag, as it were, in fresh territory.

Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2010 02:46 PM (Kn9r7)

130
brah, there's a famous pic of Travolta making out with some younger dood as they were getting on/off a plane. Where've you been, under a rock?

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 15, 2010 02:47 PM (uFokq)

131 Is this person even hot at all? Or just willing?

Posted by: Lancelot, the Angora goat of luv at June 15, 2010 02:47 PM (R2fpr)

132 I guess she wanted to run her fingers through hair...

nice of the martha's vineyard caretaker to take the hit...lol

poor dumb tipper...did she not know she was not living with a mortal man....lol

OMG this is too too funny...

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 02:47 PM (p302b)

133 The belt was fine, it's the white jeans and the tan/hardbody/hair thing WITH the belt. My son's have some crazy belts just because that's the only non-catholic school regulated item.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 02:47 PM (fAG6d)

134 Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David's ex-wife — for the past two years!
How in the heck did Bush manage to force him to do that?

Posted by: Johnnyreb at June 15, 2010 02:48 PM (BuYeH)

135 Big Vagina strikes again.

Posted by: inanimate carbon rod at June 15, 2010 02:48 PM (4WbTI)

136 Gore, larry david, larry david's ex--geesh what a trio.

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 02:49 PM (0GFWk)

137 What's with Laurie David banging all the creepy-lookin' dudes? Stop punching down, Laurie!

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2010 02:49 PM (LUllJ)

138 Possible Lifetime Movie title for Al Gore:
Brokeback VP.

Posted by: CDR M at June 15, 2010 02:49 PM (JSetw)

139 Star mag is saying that it's Laurie David...the one that produced Gore's Inconvenient Truth. http://tiny.cc/osaxn


Posted by: TheRedDianthus at June 15, 2010 02:49 PM (ErOeR)

140 Laurie David, "why are you dissing my private plane", environmentalist nutball?

Her and Al are a match made in Hell.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 02:49 PM (9hSKh)

141
okay, now can we have naked testicle spider man pic?

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 15, 2010 02:49 PM (uFokq)

142 Just doing what I can to save the Crabs from the menace of Global Warming.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:49 PM (amoGc)

143 Larry David's (ex)wife circa 2007.

Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2010 02:49 PM (Kn9r7)

144 Oh Al, when you disregard the needs of Gaia and use enough energy to light up a small city it's just...just...so rebellious! Show me the three flat screens! You know how hot that makes me!

Posted by: Laurie "CFL" David at June 15, 2010 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

145 Clyburn will say the story was a Republican plant.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 02:50 PM (vO1tg)

146 I never finished "Love Story", is this how it ends?

Posted by: FreakyBoy at June 15, 2010 02:50 PM (uKraB)

147 She could be gore's twin....

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 02:50 PM (p302b)

148 130
brah, there's a famous pic of Travolta making out with some younger
dood as they were getting on/off a plane. Where've you been, under a
rock?

Pretty much, . If I don't see it here or it wasn't shown on God of War 3, I don't know it.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 02:50 PM (9hSKh)

149 I feel so centered...

Posted by: joncelli at June 15, 2010 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

150 center aligned.

Posted by: Ben at June 15, 2010 02:50 PM (wuv1c)

151 I see that Ace has moved his blog further to a "centrist" position

Posted by: Zimriel at June 15, 2010 02:50 PM (9Sbz+)

152 AoSHQ has gone centrist!

Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2010 02:50 PM (Kn9r7)

153 Actually, for the Gores and their brain-dead lib allies, this is good news. If there were no affair, then there would have to be something really, really, really weird at the heart of a breakup of a 40 year marriage - especially such a public one.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 02:50 PM (Qp4DT)

154 This I can believe... Laurie David is a nutzo environmentalist who probably looked at sleeping with the Goracle as "praying at the altar of environmentalism."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 15, 2010 02:51 PM (ZxF0y)

155 Come to think of it,he and Bawney have that same lisp.

Posted by: ziptie at June 15, 2010 02:51 PM (UdYT0)

156 Next thing Drudge is gonna want me to believe is that Bill and Hilliary still have sex?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 02:51 PM (0GFWk)

157 Damn ace is taking his stance against party purity to an extreme now.

Posted by: robtr at June 15, 2010 02:51 PM (fwSHf)

158 It has to be some environmentalist hippie chick that thinks Al Gore is
Jesus and is also a complete and total super nastyfreak in the sack.

My guesses:

Female = Rielle Hunter
Male = Rep. Bob Etheridge (D-NC)

Posted by: TXMarko at June 15, 2010 02:51 PM (2NkTp)

159 Great, now we'll be run over by traffic from both sides of the road.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 02:51 PM (9hSKh)

160 Sacred Honor Compels me to tell you that I was doing some Deep Drilling on the West Coast.
But I bought Offsets and didn't spill a drop of Lube.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:52 PM (amoGc)

161 Egad.
She was willing to get near Larry David. strike one
She seems to have something approaching a bosom, but dresses and other equipment can accentuate the positive. call it a wash.
she produced his con job? She's already a partner in crime. strike two
she's willing to get near Gore. Yer out. take a hike.

Posted by: Lancelot, the Angora goat of luv at June 15, 2010 02:52 PM (R2fpr)

162 Wtf happened to the comment section?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 02:52 PM (vO1tg)

163 Lori David?????
I love libtard on libtard violence!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 15, 2010 02:53 PM (pr+up)

164 Allow me to "hide the incline"... in your panties

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:53 PM (9Sbz+)

165 He should never have invented the internets. They led to his downfall.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 02:53 PM (fAG6d)

166 How much money did Larry David Pay Al Gore to Cuckold him?
I mean, Larry David was a HUGE Gore Supporter, no?


Oh man! Too funny!

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at June 15, 2010 02:53 PM (JKe0g)

167 113
I fucking called it in comment 11!!!!! And that was a wild-ass guess too!

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2010 02:43 PM (mAhn3)
Yeah, I think you did. I was hitting refresh at Star Magazine waiting for the story and it looked to me that your comment beat them by at least a couple minutes.

Posted by: pity t. fool at June 15, 2010 02:54 PM (Sg8sX)

168 Since Weekly World News hasn't broken the story, that makes me think that the "person" Gore was having the affair with was P'Lod. He is the space alien that has been counsel to Presidents for decades.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 15, 2010 02:54 PM (Vol3D)

169 I am fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques.

Posted by: Al Gore pickup line at June 15, 2010 02:54 PM (LUllJ)

170
btw, am I the only one who doesn't think Curb Your Enthusiasm is the least bit funny?


Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 15, 2010 02:54 PM (uFokq)

171 Hey babe, I just got back from Kyoto, and have I got a taste for sushi!

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #437 at June 15, 2010 02:54 PM (R2fpr)

172 We went center justified for just a moment.

Posted by: TXMarko at June 15, 2010 02:54 PM (2NkTp)

173 Screwing it still did not kill ManBearPig, but as evidenced by the picture above, Al did find her.

Posted by: Doc at June 15, 2010 02:55 PM (rzJpR)

174 My glacier. It melts in your mouth, not in my hands.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:55 PM (IhQuA)

175 Want to see my hockey stick?

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:56 PM (W5NBA)

176 Nice to see you practicing HTML skills. You can do it, man. Don't let it beat you.

Posted by: Steve Jobs at June 15, 2010 02:56 PM (gbCNS)

177
Algore in the new HBO green series...

Curb Your Orgasm...How To Make Love Without Hurting The Planet

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 15, 2010 02:56 PM (uFokq)

178 Hey baby, there's something rising and it ain't the seas!

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #192 at June 15, 2010 02:56 PM (xXwOu)

179 Wanna help me clean the oil off a whale?

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:56 PM (5aa4z)

180 Actually, for the Gores and their brain-dead lib allies, this is good
news. If there were no affair, then there would have to be something
really, really, really weird at the heart of a breakup of a 40 year
marriage - especially such a public one.


On the other hand, doesn't she strike you as the type of sycophant who would fall on Gore's sword.....so to speak, in order to deflect public scrutiny of the REAL reason they broke up?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 02:56 PM (Aqzx6)

181 This blog going centrist or sumthin'?

Posted by: Right Justified at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (xq7pr)

182 "Baby, don't lie to me.
I know there's a Medievil Warming Trend in your Panties.".

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (amoGc)

183 The naked testicle spidey is old, how about this new one (SFW)

http://tinyurl.com/2f9yd4k

Posted by: Sam Spade at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (6taRI)

184 When I said that I want to share the producer credit, I meant that in many, many ways.

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #239 at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (R2fpr)

185 No controlling legal authority exists requiring me to pull out.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (W5NBA)

186 First the gardner then Algore? Her aim keeps getting lower and lower.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (RkRxq)

187 Oh sure - now it's fixed.

Posted by: Right Justified at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (xq7pr)

188 Al Gore Pick-Up Lines: Not in the thread yet, but they should be.
I'll try:
"Hey there sunshine, want to cash in a few hardon credits?"

Posted by: mark c at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (SBIko)

189 You know, I am not feeling pretty, pretty, pretty good......

Posted by: Larry David at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (pLTLS)

190 "I'll Prey on Your Fears."

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (amoGc)

191 The Jooo chick has a fever and the only cure is more G-Man!
HoooHa!

Posted by: Al g.(the "g" is for gore-gous) at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (pr+up)

192 If Al Gore is more "hung" than Dick Cheney... how can the man WALK?

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 15, 2010 02:58 PM (H5aj/)

193 she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha's Vineyard.

Who did she think she was Lady Chatterly?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 02:58 PM (vO1tg)

194
Who else think Algore looks like he's had some cosmetic surgery or at least some botox around the eyes?

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 15, 2010 02:58 PM (uFokq)

195 Hey Laurie..
I have like a half a billion dollars. Let's do it like deranged monkeys

Posted by: Al at June 15, 2010 02:58 PM (AnTyA)

196 What's the point of having an 'affair" with a man that age? How old is Algore anyway? That's why viagra is a bad idea, it gives these old coots the ability to go out there, throw money around, and make asses of themselves.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 02:58 PM (fAG6d)

197
No controlling legal authority exists requiring me to pull out.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:57 PM (W5NBA)
I most certainly did not!! I just had a lot of iced tea.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:58 PM (5aa4z)

198 Laurie, we need to do something about the warming in your Southern Hemisphere. Let's drill here, drill now and let me take a core sample from you.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 02:59 PM (JSetw)

199 Hey baby, there's a polar bear on an iceberg somewhere in my pants.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 02:59 PM (66DVY)

200 Hey sunshine I'll be the cloud today.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 02:59 PM (vO1tg)

201 Is it hot in here, or is it just my carbon credits?

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 02:59 PM (7b1Uc)

202 Dueling Drudge Headlines:



Gore demands: Stop Censoring News From The Gulf...



Gore demands: Start Censoring News From My Pants...

Posted by: DelD at June 15, 2010 02:59 PM (asikV)

203 I'd like to show you my "Hanging Chad"

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:00 PM (rzJpR)

204
"I'll give you so many orgasms you'll demand a recount."

Posted by: Algore...warming up at June 15, 2010 03:00 PM (uFokq)

205 Wanna hide the decline with me, Laurie?

My hockey stick blade will be quite sufficient....

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 03:00 PM (9hSKh)

206 I accept donations in cash, check or in kind. And I hope that you'll be kind. Very, very kind.

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #288 at June 15, 2010 03:00 PM (R2fpr)

207 I have a feveh...in my pants.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:00 PM (iYbLN)

208 195 ... I have like a half a billion dollars. Let's do it like deranged monkeys
Yeah, whatever Al Gore said to Laurie, this is what she heard.

Posted by: Zimriel at June 15, 2010 03:00 PM (9Sbz+)

209 Hey, baby! Wanna drill for some core samples?

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #75 at June 15, 2010 03:01 PM (xXwOu)

210 "Baby, the inconvenient truth is that I'm more interested in getting a handle onsome warm globes."

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:01 PM (W54Uh)

211 The picture that Ace put up makes it seem like the couples were good friends...bummer for tipper, bummer....
and poor larry david...heard he didn't see his divorce coming....

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 03:01 PM (p302b)

212 Gore wants the gulf oil shown but Obama wants people to ignore it until it has done so much damage that he can pass crap n tax.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 03:01 PM (fAG6d)

213 Hey babe, once you've gone ManBearPig, you'll never go back.

Posted by: Algore at June 15, 2010 03:01 PM (asikV)

214 I invented the intercourse, baby.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 03:01 PM (Aqzx6)

215 Your Hot!

Posted by: John Edwards at June 15, 2010 03:01 PM (1PeEC)

216
#101 mpfs: Picture of Al with the Davids (or someone), circa 1973.

Yeah, we can see it now. Al was Trouble.

Posted by: Very Concerned Member of the League of Ugly-Shirted Gentlemen at June 15, 2010 03:02 PM (BqSr3)

217 That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed's solar power generator.

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:02 PM (7b1Uc)

218 "ASS, GRASS, OR CARBON OFFSETS"

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:02 PM (amoGc)

219 I will love you til the end of time.....
...with the oceans rising like they are we don't have much time...so get nekkid

Posted by: Al at June 15, 2010 03:02 PM (AnTyA)

220 Didn't want this to hit the interweb, well that's a real inconvenient truth Al

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 03:02 PM (fAG6d)

221 Al Gore, ever the entertainment.

Remember when he wasn't as bloated as Jupiter?

And if he's so well endowed, why did his handlers have to stuff his crotch before photo-ops?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 15, 2010 03:02 PM (ZtwUX)

222 I'd hit that.
oh wait, I already did.

Posted by: WIll Folks at June 15, 2010 03:02 PM (T1boi)

223 That douche-in-chief not only compared the leak to 9/11 now he's calling it a war, just trying to remake W in front of the Troops. COCKHOLSTER|!!!||!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 03:02 PM (vO1tg)

224 I don't want to dork you in the squeak hole, I want to take a core sample.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:02 PM (IhQuA)

225 #56: I too, guessed both of them, well either/or because they're both such Mother Earth-Fuckers that I can totally see them being blind to the fact that it's, well, Al Gore.

Posted by: ktgreat at June 15, 2010 03:02 PM (8l4xn)

226 Hey baby, did you clean your pants with Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.

Posted by: Algore, Master PUA at June 15, 2010 03:02 PM (Ks4nX)

227
"You look really hot. Can I take your temperature...anally...with my penis."

Posted by: Algore...warming up at June 15, 2010 03:03 PM (uFokq)

228 That's a nice dress you're wearing. It'd look better if it was made of biodegradable material. Speaking of degrading...

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #312 at June 15, 2010 03:03 PM (xXwOu)

229 196
What's the point of having an 'affair" with a man that age? How old is
Algore anyway? That's why viagra is a bad idea, it gives these old coots
the ability to go out there, throw money around, and make asses of
themselves.
Vanity? Pleasing the enviro guru of the age? Beats the hell out of me.

Just goes to show what trouble this kind of decadence is.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 03:03 PM (9hSKh)

230 Hey Laurie
That chad sure ain't hung like me

Posted by: Al at June 15, 2010 03:03 PM (AnTyA)

231 Can I buy you an emission?

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:03 PM (wEYaf)

232 Talk dirty coal to me, baby.

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:03 PM (7b1Uc)

233 Hey baby,wanna see the real definition of relative humidity?

Posted by: ziptie at June 15, 2010 03:03 PM (UdYT0)

234 Hand me that cigar... I learned this move from President Clinton...

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:03 PM (rzJpR)

235
Looks as if Al Gore was hiding something else in the Lock Box!

Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 03:04 PM (v1gw3)

236 You look a lot like some intern my old boss used to know, what about we get together and talk about that?

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 03:04 PM (p302b)

237 If you think that my carbon footprint is like Godzilla, just wait until you experience my loveprint.

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #762 at June 15, 2010 03:04 PM (R2fpr)

238 One Thin September Soon
A Floating Continent Disappears
In your Gash.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:04 PM (amoGc)

239 I actually think Larry David and Tipper would make a fine looking couple.

To complete the trifecta, we just have to wait to see who John F'n Kerry is banging.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 15, 2010 03:04 PM (T0bhq)

240 That skirt makes me want to plant my new growth in your forest.

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:04 PM (wEYaf)

241 "I took the initiative in creating Festivus. The pole is based on my penis."

Posted by: oblig. at June 15, 2010 03:04 PM (x7Ao8)

242 Hey baby, I want to kiss your privates like I'm on national tv at the Democratic National Convention.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 03:04 PM (66DVY)

243 Laurie your vagina reminds me of the Amazon Rain Forest, let's roll play and go to my place and clear cut it.

Posted by: robtr at June 15, 2010 03:04 PM (fwSHf)

244
"I drive a Prius. Would you like to drive my penis?"

Posted by: Algore...warming up at June 15, 2010 03:04 PM (uFokq)

245 Laurie, wanna increase our carbon load in Solar One tonight?

Posted by: Al Bore at June 15, 2010 03:05 PM (9hSKh)

246 I'd hit that.
oh wait, I already did.


Who hasn't, hombre?

Posted by: Juan Flavio, Caretaker at June 15, 2010 03:05 PM (Aqzx6)

247 I still say the prick is gay as hell..(not that there is anything wrong with that)

Posted by: beerologist at June 15, 2010 03:05 PM (r2UKM)

248 I'm composting right now.

Posted by: Big Al at June 15, 2010 03:05 PM (EquV1)

249 Laurie, wanna see a real old growth forest?

Posted by: Al Bore at June 15, 2010 03:05 PM (9hSKh)

250 I have dedicated my career and my life to transforming this globe and Man's handling of it. And in that spirit, this man would love to mess with your globes.

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #587 at June 15, 2010 03:05 PM (R2fpr)

251 The Earth's temperature may not be rising, but something is.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:06 PM (oVQFe)

252 It was a dude!

And a MILF....

Al Gore Caught In Menage a Trois Video Shocker!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2010 03:06 PM (+kzvp)

253 Tell that Gardener to Trim the Hedges.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:06 PM (amoGc)

254 On the other hand, doesn't she strike you as the type
of sycophant who would fall on Gore's sword.....so to speak, in order
to deflect public scrutiny of the REAL reason they broke up?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
at June 15, 2010 02:56 PM (Aqzx6)
That's a distinct possibility. I hope it's true. It had struck me, when the breakup was announced and the claim was that there was no affair, that it had to be something outrageously weird - even for libs. I was surprised that interest in that out-of-nowhere breakup of a 40 year marriage (with no affair) had dropped off the radar so quickly.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 03:06 PM (Qp4DT)

255 Shall I don my lumberjack shirt baby?
It's organic hemp fiber.

Posted by: "Big" al at June 15, 2010 03:06 PM (DHNp4)

256 That dress oughta be outlawed for making my p-level rise...

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:06 PM (wEYaf)

257
The jokes on Tipper after all of her self-righteous preening about not letting us members of the proletariat watch fuck movies.

Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 03:07 PM (v1gw3)

258 Baby, are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only Ten I see!

Posted by: Algore, Master PUA at June 15, 2010 03:07 PM (Ks4nX)

259 We'll make love in front of the fire on my polar bearskin rug.

It's OK, baby, he died of natural causes.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:07 PM (mR7mk)

260
"How about you and me re-enact Gore v bush, if you know what I mean?"

Posted by: Algore...warming up at June 15, 2010 03:07 PM (uFokq)

261 Sure my multimillion house boat is licensed for offshore drilling, babes.

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:07 PM (7b1Uc)

262 I'd really like to gore your dark nethers.

Posted by: Albert G. at June 15, 2010 03:07 PM (gbCNS)

263 I'm feeling naughty. Can I exploit your natural resources?

Posted by: Big Al at June 15, 2010 03:07 PM (EquV1)

264 Laurie baby, make like a windmill, blow and swirl.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 15, 2010 03:08 PM (T0bhq)

265 My Honda Insight ain't the only thing that's Plug 'n Play, sweet-cheeks...

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:08 PM (wEYaf)

266 Did you just release some methane? Because you blew me away.

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:08 PM (7b1Uc)

267
Just how many Hollywood folks have the Gork family been dorking?

Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 03:08 PM (v1gw3)

268 Somebody farted. Let's get out of here

Posted by: Al at June 15, 2010 03:08 PM (AnTyA)

269 I swear to God I thought of Laurie David when the divorce was announced just because they're both deranged lunatics about the environment.

Posted by: Kensington at June 15, 2010 03:08 PM (aDdAT)

270 I distinctly remember a great hit-piece by Ace a few years back on Laurie David's eco-hypocrisy in Martha's Vineyard or wherever the hell eco-tards gate themselves off at.
Ace? Care to dig for that?

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2010 03:08 PM (mAhn3)

271 Hey Laurie baby...you shoulda set your sights a little higher, why mess with the first mate when you can have El-Capi-tan! IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Bubba C (the "c" is for coxman) at June 15, 2010 03:08 PM (pr+up)

272 Al Gore tapped that ass like it was a geothermal riser.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 03:09 PM (66DVY)

273 You think that the mines I own have hazardous runoff? Baby, you ain't seen nothin' yet

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #594 at June 15, 2010 03:09 PM (R2fpr)

274 Take your top off baby and let me show you my solar powered motorboat.

Posted by: robtr at June 15, 2010 03:09 PM (fwSHf)

275 239: To complete the trifecta, we just have to wait to see who John F'n Kerry is banging.
After the divorce, he'll be banging Tipper.

Posted by: Zimriel at June 15, 2010 03:09 PM (9Sbz+)

276
Daddy, did Mr. Gore touch wee-wee's with someone other than Ms. Gore?

Posted by: Malia at June 15, 2010 03:09 PM (v1gw3)

277 Let's go back to my place and listen to some stuff I got off of Napster.

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:09 PM (wEYaf)

278 Have you seen the Vice Presidential Pole?

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:10 PM (amoGc)

279 Want to test my emissions standards, babes?

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:10 PM (7b1Uc)

280 The allure of the ladies who took Harry Mudd's Venus Drug had no effect on Sulu. I wonder why?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 15, 2010 03:10 PM (0QJjg)

281 Wanna feel my carbon credits?

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:10 PM (mR7mk)

282 "I don't want to dork you in the squeak hole, I want to take a core sample."
You're doing most of that to the couch.

Posted by: Laurie David's Vagina at June 15, 2010 03:10 PM (HaYO4)

283 Better hung than Big Papa ?! I think not, Andi.

Posted by: Dirty Laundry at June 15, 2010 03:10 PM (8/DeP)

284
The ladies tell me I'm like a renewable resource 'cuz my wood always comes back.

Posted by: Algore...warming up at June 15, 2010 03:10 PM (uFokq)

285 Hey Laurie - my "hockey stick" is bigger than Al's - call me.

PS - Of course I'll leave the lights off, hon - np (have you looked in a mirror lately)?

Posted by: societyis2blame at June 15, 2010 03:10 PM (7ZyYf)

286 Laurie, do you have a "damn hole" that needs plugged?

Posted by: Al Bore at June 15, 2010 03:10 PM (9hSKh)

287 I getting divorced, baby. There's no controlling sexual authority.

Posted by: Big Al at June 15, 2010 03:10 PM (EquV1)

288 "If loving is you is wrong, I don't want to be right. I invented that line, along with my fabulous sex move that ends in a swirl." - Al Gore

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 15, 2010 03:11 PM (ZtwUX)

289 Baby, if you were a cartoon piece of floating ice and if I were a cartton polar bear, I'd be climbing all over you, no wait, that didn't come out right. Let me try that again. Baby, with you around it's no wonder the carbon dioxide levels are increasing because you're making me breathe all heavy because, you know, we exhale carbon dioxide, and if one's breathing accelerated then one's output of carbon dioxide would increase proportionally, but I digress. What I mean to say is, Darling, you've just turned my heart into the eastern Antarctic ice shelf. Wait, that came out all wrong. I was going for the fact that it's melting, not that it's cold like Antarctica. Wait. Your eyes are like, never mind. I'm rich.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:11 PM (cQyWA)

290 Dave and I were at a swinger's party....or as we liked to call it, "Tap 'n Trade."

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:11 PM (wEYaf)

291 The allure of the ladies who took Harry Mudd's Venus Drug had no effect on Sulu. I wonder why?
Posted by: Dr. Varno

Ask him. Or ask the fish he's standing next to. He's somewhere on the main page in a lab coat.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2010 03:11 PM (R2fpr)

292 Laurie, you must sleep with me. It's the only way you can offset your CO2 emissions.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:12 PM (cqZXM)

293 Hardest hit by this news:

Deborahlee Lorenzana.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 03:12 PM (Qp4DT)

294 Hi, my name is Al.. You're hot. Lets have sexual intercourse.

Posted by: Al Spank Gore at June 15, 2010 03:12 PM (xO+6C)

295 Sure, they were naked and sweaty, but it was just a hug!
JUST A HUG!!!11!

Posted by: Hugsie Weigel at June 15, 2010 03:13 PM (XdlcF)

296 You seriously can't make this crap up!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 15, 2010 03:13 PM (usjNq)

297 290,

Eggscelent!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 03:13 PM (vO1tg)

298 I wish to melt your glaciers and then navigate your Northwest passage

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #814 at June 15, 2010 03:13 PM (R2fpr)

299
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 03:06 PM (Qp4DT)



Honestly, I was just looking for the opportunity to use that "fall on Gore's sword" line.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 03:13 PM (Aqzx6)

300 Hey baby, you're the only natural resource I'd tap!

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:13 PM (DrWcr)

301 Hey, Laurie, I have solar powered sex toys. - Al

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 15, 2010 03:13 PM (T0bhq)

302
"I bet you taste like a rainforest...down there."

Posted by: Algore...warming up at June 15, 2010 03:13 PM (uFokq)

303 270
I distinctly remember a great hit-piece by Ace a few years back on Laurie David's eco-hypocrisy in Martha's Vineyard or wherever the hell eco-tards gate themselves off at.
Ace? Care to dig for that?
Posted by: EC at June 15, 2010 03:08 PM (mAhn3)
Is this it? Its by Slublog

Posted by: buzzion at June 15, 2010 03:14 PM (oVQFe)

304 Wanna see the view from my crane-lift?

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:14 PM (wEYaf)

305 Baby, you're heatin' up my privates so much that by the year 2050 they will be all but uninhabitable.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 03:14 PM (66DVY)

306 This is me having sex... Want to see it again?

Posted by: Big Al at June 15, 2010 03:14 PM (EquV1)

307 275
239: To complete the trifecta, we just have to wait to see who John F'n Kerry is banging.

After the divorce, he'll be banging Tipper.

Posted by: Zimriel at June 15, 2010 03:09 PM (9Sbz+)

John, Al, Larry, Laurie, Tipper, and Tereyza can form a swingers club called "Friends of the Earth" or something. Yeah, I went there.

Posted by: joncelli at June 15, 2010 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

308 Honey, you smell just like a Chilean sea bass.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:14 PM (mR7mk)

309 "If there was only a way you could trap my emissions and store them."

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:14 PM (amoGc)

310
"Your breasts remind me of Yucca Mountain. Can I put my junk on them?"

Posted by: Algore's lame ass pickup lines at June 15, 2010 03:15 PM (uFokq)

311 I hit it.

Posted by: Tasha Yar at June 15, 2010 03:15 PM (xm1A1)

312 Laurie, ever had a core sample taken of you with the special Goreacle instrument?

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:15 PM (BuYeH)

313 al Gores lines, "My wife thinks my ideas are faulty. I want to make enough money that people recognise my endeaors to save mother gaia, that made the proud western nations bow, not to any higher being, but to mother gaiaherself."
I'm a prophet, you don't believe this? i'll send seiu after you to convince you.

Posted by: willow is sick of it all. at June 15, 2010 03:15 PM (HyUIR)

314 Hey babe, wanna see some growth that's amazing and sustainable?

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #163 at June 15, 2010 03:15 PM (R2fpr)

315 My semen is rising!

Posted by: Big Al at June 15, 2010 03:15 PM (EquV1)

316
What's the problem? He didn't get blowjobs at Blair House.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 15, 2010 03:15 PM (v1gw3)

317 The greatest of all natural resources ? Women who swallow.

Posted by: Dirty Laundry at June 15, 2010 03:16 PM (8/DeP)

318 Given how Laurie David feels about the use of toilet paper, I'd be very reluctant to put any of my parts near her nether regions... but maybe Al Gore is into that kind of organic fertilizer vibe.

Posted by: stuiec at June 15, 2010 03:16 PM (7AOgy)

319 Sure I know Larry King. Would you like to meet him?

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:16 PM (7b1Uc)

320 I invented the Intercourse.

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:16 PM (wEYaf)

321 From buzzion's link....

or the moment that I learned that bald men make better lovers, and never
dated a man with hair again.

Al's a member of Hair Club for Men?!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 15, 2010 03:16 PM (mR7mk)

322 Is this it? Its by Slublog
Yup. That's it!
Deep down at heart, she's just a fucking busybody with money.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2010 03:16 PM (mAhn3)

323 O/T: McMaster has endorsed Haley so Barrett now has almost no chance.

He should have dropped out.

http://tinyurl.com/2b4wxjg

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2010 03:17 PM (6taRI)

324
Al and Tipper Gore remain my friends, and I wish them the best during this most difficult period in their lives.

PS Al tried to tag me too!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 15, 2010 03:17 PM (v1gw3)

325 Al: "Hey baby -- wanna work off some carbon credits."

Babe: ...

Al: "er... no, I'm not happy to see you, that's actually a roll of thousand-dollar bills."

Babe: "your place or mine?"



Posted by: krakatoa at June 15, 2010 03:17 PM (mhdbo)

326 319 Sure I know Larry King. Would you like to meet him?
Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:16 PM (7b1Uc)
And by Larry King, I of course mean my weiner.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:17 PM (v+QvA)

327 what i've heard from others that know tipper and gore, are tipper is a very nice soul, loves people and her nation, gore's a power monger.

Posted by: willow is sick of it all. at June 15, 2010 03:17 PM (HyUIR)

328 Can I log your old growth forest?

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:17 PM (7b1Uc)

329 Pulled from Drudge

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at June 15, 2010 03:17 PM (gQLr2)

330 Now let's 'co-produce' a film that can be shown in sex ed class!

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #185 at June 15, 2010 03:17 PM (R2fpr)

331 drudge has completely wiped it from his website. must be false.

Posted by: Ben at June 15, 2010 03:18 PM (wuv1c)

332 Deep down at heart, she's just a fucking busybody with money.
Emphasis on fucking.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:18 PM (mR7mk)

333
Don't believe Hillary. She dorked Al in the pantry while I was getting a blowjob from Ms. Lewinsky in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 15, 2010 03:18 PM (v1gw3)

334 Al Gore quote.

"I often get asked the question, 'Is there anything I would have done
differently?' And yes there is. If I had it to do over again, I would
have kissed Tipper much longer at the convention. But she was
struggling." —on the 2000 presidential race

I'm struggling to not throw up in my mouth right now.

Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2010 03:19 PM (iYbLN)

335 Curb Your Hardons - Getting the mental image of ManBearPig having sex out of your head.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 15, 2010 03:19 PM (QDKbO)

336 Hahahaha

On top of the CREW wants McMaster to investigate Greene and how he got on the ballot.

A Washington D.C.-based ethics watchdog has asked Attorney General Henry
McMaster to investigate whether surprise Democratic U.S. Senate nominee
Alvin Greene was induced to run for the office.

http://tinyurl.com/29xlezk

You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2010 03:19 PM (6taRI)

337 Wanna come to a mixer with me and Senator Wiener?

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:20 PM (wEYaf)

338 I will admit this much: my penis is unsettled.

Posted by: Big Al at June 15, 2010 03:20 PM (EquV1)

339 This is fuckin' sick. I may vom.

Posted by: real joe at June 15, 2010 03:20 PM (IpIBJ)

340 Now the story of algore buying that big house in Hollyweed make a whole more sense.

Posted by: Stan25 at June 15, 2010 03:20 PM (N1Gru)

341 I'm struggling to not throw up in my mouth right now.
Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2010 03:19 PM

Women often have such reactions when they behold me. I encourage them to 'recycle'.

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #666 at June 15, 2010 03:20 PM (R2fpr)

342 Deep down at heart, she's just a fucking busybody with money.
Don't forget about me!!!!11!!

Posted by: Tipper "apparently you no love me long time" Gore, or f/k/a Gore at June 15, 2010 03:20 PM (pLTLS)

343 Somebody out there (besides Tipper) now knows what it's like to have intercourse with a block of wood.

Posted by: Boinky the Clown at June 15, 2010 03:21 PM (gLNLT)

344 let's see.
Bill Clinton-Cheated
Al Gore-Cheated
John Edwards-Cheated
Hillary Clinton-Switch Hitter
Barrack Obama-TBD (I seem to recall a certain someone exiled to an island in the Caribbean. What happened to that story?)

Posted by: CDR M at June 15, 2010 03:21 PM (Mv/2X)

345 Musta been doing it in the Gulfstream, because I don't think he'd fit in the back of a Prius.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 15, 2010 03:21 PM (mR7mk)

346
Re: bald men make better/great lovers crap

okay, I'm gonna point something out to you guys that you never heard before but after you read you'll be like oh yeah, damn that's so true I never thought of that.

Bald men make better lovers = fat chicks give great bj's.

It's pretty much the same thing because the impication is that both the bald dood and the fat chick have low self-esteem and they're both eager to please when they're lucky enough to have sex.

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 15, 2010 03:21 PM (uFokq)

347 Don't believe Hillary. She dorked Al in the pantry

Ah, so that's what they're calling squeakholes these days...

Posted by: joncelli at June 15, 2010 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

348 196
What's the point of having an 'affair" with a man that age? How old is
Algore anyway? That's why viagra is a bad idea, it gives these old
coots the ability to go out there, throw money around, and make asses
of themselves.

FIFY

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 15, 2010 03:21 PM (Vol3D)

349 McMaster should promise to get right on that, and promise to have results in by, say, Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2010 03:22 PM (T1boi)

350 IPCC... if you're into golden showers.

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:22 PM (7b1Uc)

351 As I said on the day that the news broke about the Gores separating, Tipper is going to put us to some awesome fuckin' knowledge about the dirty dealings behind the Great Global Warming Swindle.
Laurie David is best known as a Global Warming Activist and so is Al since his crockumentary. It stands to reason the dirty laundry is gonna be flappin in the wind.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Posted by: Speller at June 15, 2010 03:23 PM (o0R2E)

352 It's still up on Drudge. He pulled the siren though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 03:23 PM (Aqzx6)

353 Is it hot in here or is it just...Global Warming

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2010 03:23 PM (IqfKc)

354 The scientific consensus is that we should do it, baby.

Posted by: Al Gore pickup line #3421 at June 15, 2010 03:23 PM (LUllJ)

355 How about you and your friend help me make a little video called "Two Women; One Carbon Credit"?

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:24 PM (7b1Uc)

356 "Don't believe Hillary. She dorked Al in the pantry Ah, so that's what they're calling squeakholes these days..."
The elbow noodles were kinda sharp.

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:24 PM (wEYaf)

357 Baby the whole planet is going to flood due to Global Warming tomorrow; want to go out with a bang?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2010 03:24 PM (IqfKc)

358 Algore and Peterdavid? Really?
Really?
Ace... come on!

Posted by: Truman North at June 15, 2010 03:24 PM (e8YaH)

359
O/T: McMaster has endorsed Haley so Barrett now has almost no chance.

wow didn't see that coming.

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 15, 2010 03:25 PM (uFokq)

360 EXCELSIOR!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2010 03:25 PM (IqfKc)

361 You know, the patterned the CFL after the things I can do with my tongue...

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:25 PM (wEYaf)

362 Baby, I bet you could blow me like I blew the 2000 election.

Posted by: Al Gore in a Randy mood at June 15, 2010 03:25 PM (MMC8r)

363 Hey baby, are you in real estate? Is this a lot?

Posted by: Algore, Master PUA at June 15, 2010 03:25 PM (Ks4nX)

364 "This page was last modified on 15 June 2010 at 19:20."

no wonder ariana had nothing, she's a guest blogger there...

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 03:25 PM (p302b)

365 A Washington D.C.-based ethics watchdog has asked Attorney General Henry McMaster to investigate whether surprise Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Alvin Greene was induced to run for the office.

He should kick it off right after the special prosecuter completes their work on the allegations that Obama tried to bribe two Dems to not run in Colorado and PA.

Or on the same day that Will Folks and his sacred honoris dragged through the streets of Columbia by two maddened horses.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2010 03:26 PM (R2fpr)

366 I also noticed on Fox yesterday in a blurb that odumbass had valerie trailing behind him in Fla. and he stayed in Pensicola last night, hmmmmm.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 03:26 PM (vO1tg)

367 A Washington
D.C.-based ethics watchdog has asked Attorney General Henry
McMaster to investigate whether surprise Democratic U.S. Senate nominee
Alvin Greene was induced to run for the office.

LOL. Who cares how he got into the race? The pathetic part is that 59% of brain-dead dems voted for him.

But, it doesn't matter. The dems have killed this nation with the last unqualified retard they put up for office. At least Greene is actually eligible for the position he's seeking. He's got one up on The Precedent in that.

And why is Clyburn not being punished for having falsely accused some Tea Partiers of assault (the imaginary spitting incident)?

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 03:26 PM (Qp4DT)

368
You know what they say about religion and sex.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 15, 2010 03:26 PM (0fzsA)

369 Lets make Guam capsize, Laurie!

Posted by: Al Bore at June 15, 2010 03:26 PM (9hSKh)

370 Al had an affair with himself.
His protoclogist had to removed the Oscar rammed up his ass.

Posted by: gus at June 15, 2010 03:26 PM (Vqruj)

371 If you like it from behind, I can get you some carbon offsets.

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:26 PM (7b1Uc)

372 Is it me, or do the Gore's look really pasty in that photo? Totally Wonder Bread, Miracle Whip and chicken sandwich.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 03:27 PM (Aqzx6)

373 351
As I said on the day that the news broke about the Gores separating, Tipper is going to put us to some awesome fuckin' knowledge about the dirty dealings behind the Great Global Warming Swindle.

I'd be very, very surprised if Al's lawyers didn't put a clause into the divorce agreement that basically said, "take the money and shut up."

Posted by: joncelli at June 15, 2010 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

374
oh damn, that reminds me...

I smell elephant dung.

Posted by: James Clyburn at June 15, 2010 03:27 PM (uFokq)

375 Ya know, we've done things together to get an Oscar. Now it's time I showed you what we can do together with an Oscar......

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #332 at June 15, 2010 03:28 PM (R2fpr)

376 Hey baby want to blow my vuvuzela?

Al Gore pickup line number 98.

Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2010 03:28 PM (iYbLN)

377 Star Mag is saying that Al and Laurie went from "friends to lovers... It couldn't be avoided." Much like when the Titanic hit that iceberg. Or, for the second greatest romance in contemporary culture, John and Reille, or would Sanford and the Venezuelan chick be considered more romantic?

Posted by: Penfold at June 15, 2010 03:28 PM (1PeEC)

378 Hey Laura baby...when your tired of thedickheads...

Posted by: Hilary C. (the "c" is for cunning linguist) at June 15, 2010 03:28 PM (pr+up)

379 What we need is a slublog photoshop with big gay al looking at a young boy off frame.

Posted by: nine coconuts at June 15, 2010 03:28 PM (DHNp4)

380 This, this person is despicable.....Sally honey go make me a sammich.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at June 15, 2010 03:29 PM (iYbLN)

381 Hey baby, wanna be my beard?

Posted by: nine coconuts at June 15, 2010 03:29 PM (DHNp4)

382 A moment of reflection:

Debating Bradley, Gore Says
Clinton's Affair Angered Him: He Kept Silent for the Nation's
'Stability'

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 15, 2010 03:29 PM (T0bhq)

383 Did you injure yourself when gravitational forces removed you from your celestial orbit, causing you to accelerate to terminal velocity and plummet to the ground? I am concerned about this, for it is obvious that you are indeed some sort of epherial creature of the -- hey, where are you going?

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:29 PM (wEYaf)

384 I just enjoy reading that AG's name - "McMaster". I guess "McLovin" was taken

Posted by: Zimriel at June 15, 2010 03:30 PM (9Sbz+)

385 Bumpersticker idea:

"Al Gore: Erected, Not Selected"

Posted by: FreakyBoy at June 15, 2010 03:30 PM (uKraB)

386

I'll lie back here, and you just check out that hockey stick Laurie.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Miller at June 15, 2010 03:30 PM (tcSZb)

387 I've got three words for ya, sugartits:
MAN. BEAR. PIG. Ain't no one gonna give you a better porkin'.

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:31 PM (wEYaf)

388 Can't wait for Tipper's tell-all: "An Inconvenient Root."

Posted by: Bugler at June 15, 2010 03:31 PM (VXBR1)

389 Ugh....larry david is going to be on letterman this week...his wife, "a nice jewish girl from long island" was a letterman producer and funny she didn't go to that great a college....maybe she was not too bright? Anyways, larry tell what broke up his marriage on letterman.....

maybe drudge realized this was a publicity stunt?

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 03:31 PM (p302b)

390 Al and Laurie went from "friends to lovers... It couldn't be avoided." Much like when the Titanic hit that iceberg. Or, for the second greatest romance in contemporary culture, John and Reille, or would Sanford and the Venezuelan chick be considered more romantic?
Posted by: Penfold
Mark Sanford sneaks off to taste some tapas = hiking the Appalachian trail
Al Gore co-produces an undistributed block buster = toiling in Martha's Vineyard

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #332 at June 15, 2010 03:32 PM (R2fpr)

391 Whoa, the story's bullshit?

Posted by: Zimriel at June 15, 2010 03:32 PM (9Sbz+)

392 Can't wait for Tipper's tell-all: "An Inconvenient Root."
I think it should be "An Inconvenient Pooter"

Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2010 03:32 PM (iYbLN)

393 Sally Quinn hardest hit...

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2010 03:33 PM (TPEo9)

394 Do you want to issue a joint resolution?

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:33 PM (7b1Uc)

395 no, it's still on Drudge...

Posted by: Zimriel at June 15, 2010 03:33 PM (9Sbz+)

396 It's back on Drudge. It might be untrue but damn, the snark is just too good.

Posted by: joncelli at June 15, 2010 03:34 PM (RD7QR)

397 I honor of this affair, I am going to buy two copies of Star magazine and I am not going to recycle them.

Posted by: myrenovations at June 15, 2010 03:34 PM (5DiXY)

398 With regard to CREW this is their mission statement:
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) is a
nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization dedicated to promoting ethics and
accountability in government and public life by targeting government
officials -- regardless of party affiliation -- who sacrifice the common
good to special interests. CREW advances its mission using a
combination of research, litigation and media outreach. CREW employs the
law as a tool to force officials to act ethically and lawfully and to
bring unethical conduct to the public’s attention through:

The only problem is they only people they ever target for "bad behavior" is Republicans. If I was the AG their 501(c)(3) status would be revoked.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2010 03:34 PM (6taRI)

399 Do you want to issue a joint resolution?
Posted by: al gore
It can be a non-binding resolution. Or if you're feeling adventurous.............

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #359 at June 15, 2010 03:34 PM (R2fpr)

400 Just the thought FAT ALBERT grunting and rutting and sweating and panting and unzipping and stoking and breathing and coughing, and sputtering and nippling and groping and grabbing and touching and squirting......OMG!!!!

I'm laughing so hard I'm scaring my neighbors.

Posted by: gus at June 15, 2010 03:34 PM (Vqruj)

401 Laurie David is the same "environmentalist" that illegally paved over a shit-load of 'sensitive wetlands' in Martha's Vineyard so she could make improvements to her tennis court?
Yeah, she and Al deserve one another.

Posted by: FBI Profiler at June 15, 2010 03:36 PM (oIp16)

402
Larry David's ex? I love the smell of dem on dem violence.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 15, 2010 03:36 PM (Ux8yh)

403 I'd like to read to you from Gore v. Bush. Maybe show you my Briefs....

Posted by: The Al Gore Effect at June 15, 2010 03:36 PM (jat5l)

404 @402

Yeah, thanks for that mental image.

Posted by: Penfold at June 15, 2010 03:37 PM (1PeEC)

405 Gawd...she's really into ugly guys with money, huh?

I wouldn't be able to do Gore or her ex-husband. Beer (tequila?) goggles don't work for me.

Posted by: ingrid newkirk at June 15, 2010 03:37 PM (fuemy)

406 I wrote a poem. Would you like to hear it?

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:37 PM (wEYaf)

407 Grrr...

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 15, 2010 03:37 PM (oIp16)

408 Did Gore buy his house on the ocean in martha's vineyard?

Wondering if someone's "fall on the sword for a fellow environmentalist and close friend" theory isn't right and it isn't her.

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 03:38 PM (p302b)

409 Want to cap my wellhead?

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:38 PM (7b1Uc)

410 > And that was a wild-ass guess too!

Well done, fellow moron!

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at June 15, 2010 03:38 PM (qndXR)

411 Come on back to my mansion and I'll show you my renewable energy.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (W54Uh)

412 Want to soak up some slick?

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (7b1Uc)

413 "...Laurie, who divorced Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star
Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker
of their Martha's Vineyard summer home."
---

Sounds like a real winner. Good Lord. I guess she and Al deserve each other. Bleaarrrghh, pass the brain bleach.

Posted by: gop_patriot at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (906rs)

414 Wanna soak up my oil slick?

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #219 at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (xXwOu)

415
407 Gawd...she's really into ugly guys with money, huh? I wouldn't be able to do Gore or her ex-husband. Beer (tequila?) goggles don't work for me.
Posted by: ingrid newkirk at June 15, 2010 03:37 PM (fuemy)
You would be surprised at how many women are.

Posted by: Larry King at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (oIp16)

416 It's important to rescue my dick the frog.

Al Gore pickup line #2145


Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (iYbLN)

417 Gov. Jindal has got the Nat'l Guard actually doing something in the gulf.
Can we geta "cool facts about Bobby J." thread?

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 15, 2010 03:40 PM (XdlcF)

418 Before I saw you, Lil Al was coiled up like a CFL. Now he's incandescent.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 03:40 PM (W54Uh)

419 Sweetie, I've got hands as soft as the Kyoto Treaty...

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:40 PM (wEYaf)

420 So when is the sex tape coming out?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 03:40 PM (0GFWk)

421 reason #408, I don't think you could beat gus #402 on the imagery, honestly.
I'll be in my bunk... taking nausea medication and trying to keep my food down

Posted by: Zimriel at June 15, 2010 03:40 PM (9Sbz+)

422 OT: This is complete bullshit. Stolen from AP yahoo news.
PORT CHESTER, N.Y. – Arthur Furano voted early — five days before Election Day. And he voted often, flipping the lever six times for his favorite candidate.Furano cast multiple votes on the instructions of a federal judge and the U.S. Department of Justice as part of a new election system crafted to help boost Hispanic representation.Voters in Port Chester, 25 miles northeast of New York City, are electing village trustees for the first time since the federal government alleged in 2006 that the existing election system was unfair. The election ends Tuesday and results are expected late Tuesday night.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 15, 2010 03:40 PM (T0bhq)

423 It's just like a tootsiepop, only organic!

Posted by: Penfold at June 15, 2010 03:40 PM (1PeEC)

424 Laurie David is the same "environmentalist" that illegally paved over a
shit-load of 'sensitive wetlands' in Martha's Vineyard so she could make
improvements to her tennis court?

Yes, she is the typical limousine liberal on eco shit. She is all for these "green" bull shit initiatives as long as they don't apply to her.

This is the way all of those idiots think about all the laws they push. They only apply to the low class scum.

Al Bore is actually the same way. His anti-green footprint is the size of a small city but he buys "offsets" (from himself).

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2010 03:41 PM (6taRI)

425 Want to checkout my boom?

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:41 PM (7b1Uc)

426 Do you want to issue a joint resolution?
Hey, it's not my fault I resoluted first...

Posted by: Al-y Oops at June 15, 2010 03:41 PM (XdlcF)

427 But she was struggling." —on the 2000 presidential raceThat's what teeth are for, honey.
I'm divided on whether if my husband cheated on me if I would want it known or not.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 03:41 PM (fAG6d)

428 Hey Al, want to help increase the habitat of the gonorrhea bacillus?

Posted by: Laurie David at June 15, 2010 03:41 PM (9Sbz+)

429 Laurie, we have to do something about this "inconvenient" boner.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2010 03:42 PM (IqfKc)

430 Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 03:41 PM (fAG6d)

As my lib friend said "he obviously went for 'toned and fit' as opposed to used and fat".....ooo very harsh, very harsh

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 03:42 PM (p302b)

431 So when is the sex tape coming out?
Greenpeace is currently editing the Whale Wars video.

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 03:43 PM (7b1Uc)

432 You're causing an inconvenient boner...

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:43 PM (wEYaf)

433 Al, honey?

I have this inconvenient burning when I pee.

Al are you listening to me!?


Posted by: Laurie David at June 15, 2010 03:44 PM (iYbLN)

434 Dammit, Lemmi...

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:44 PM (wEYaf)

435 Is it just me or does she look an awful lot like monica lewinsky?

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 03:44 PM (p302b)

436 Tipper: alienation of affection!
Al: But I thought the popular vote MATTERED! Not again...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 15, 2010 03:44 PM (XdlcF)

437 Laurie: Oh Al, you are the Goricle. You are teh hot, even if you are a fat bloated slob.
Goricle: Laurie, it's good when idiots like us may meet and share some pointless bullshit.
Laurie: Al, I gotta have some of that hot bloated gas bag man meat!
Goricle: Baby I gotcha some Glo-ball warming right here!
Oh Al! do me in the back seat of a Prius! It's so environmentally responsible!
Goricle: Your kidding aren't you? How about my roomy limo that gets mebbe 8 mpg? It sometimes feels good to be irresponsible.
Laurie: Got a sheep's bladder Al? I don't ride bareback......

Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2010 03:44 PM (OlN4e)

438
This thread is chock-full-o really disturbing imagery.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 15, 2010 03:45 PM (Ux8yh)

439 This thread is chock-full-o really disturbing imagery.

Posted by: Dang
Yeah but you're reading it aren't you Dang?

Posted by: Laurie David at June 15, 2010 03:46 PM (iYbLN)

440 >>Can't believe I'm saying this: Apologies to Andrew Sullivan.


That's under-blogger talk.

Posted by: Spank at June 15, 2010 03:46 PM (xO+6C)

441 eww, eww, eww
Gore should have thought "do I need to stick my thing where Larry David stuck his thing". That would stop a lot of that stuff.

Posted by: Prof. Venkman at June 15, 2010 03:46 PM (4JpPD)

442 Whooo, baby, you'd better stay away from any NOAA equipment, because you are a HEAT. ISLAND.

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 03:46 PM (wEYaf)

443 Not sure why he would mess with mere mortals when he could be with Gaia.

Posted by: Aaron Gardner at June 15, 2010 03:47 PM (0/GlK)

444 Oh Al! do me in the back seat of a Prius! It's so environmentally
responsible!

The cartoon in my head showed Al getting stuck in the car's door like Winnie the Pooh.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 15, 2010 03:47 PM (mR7mk)

445 Hey baby have you ever seen a walrus get his freak on?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2010 03:47 PM (IqfKc)

446 Can't believe I'm saying this: Apologies to Andrew Sullivan.
Okay now the world really is fucked.
Ace apologizing to Andy and Al Gore is getting laid more than me.

It's just WRONG!

Posted by: Laurie David at June 15, 2010 03:48 PM (iYbLN)

447 Wikipedia notes she had a fringes-of-entertainment career as a talent coordinator for David Letterman (doesn't that mean she gets coffee?)

That would probably mean she got Letterman(ned), if the court record of the last few months of that back stage circus is to be believed.

Posted by: BuddyPC at June 15, 2010 03:48 PM (nSkOL)

448 449
Off sock puppet!

Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2010 03:48 PM (iYbLN)

449 Gore should have thought "do I need to stick my thing where Larry David
stuck his thing".

Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 15, 2010 03:49 PM (mR7mk)

450 It doesnt matter if Gore cheated on his wife. Global warming is real.

Posted by: Dee Neyer at June 15, 2010 03:49 PM (7hPHX)

451 Listen baby, I'm so frickin sick of playing "just the Tip"

Posted by: Pedro at June 15, 2010 03:49 PM (NHNJt)

452 As my lib friend said "he obviously went for 'toned and fit' as opposed to used and fat".....ooo very harsh, very harsh

Because your lib friend can't grasp that a marriage is anything other than body attraction? Or that they took vows and produced and raised children and were partners in a marriage for 40 years? Your lib friend and Al are twits.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 03:49 PM (fAG6d)

453 Didn't the Obama's just spend a week vacationing in Martha's Vineyard? Was it at her house?

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 03:50 PM (p302b)

454 Larry David: I don't have a problem with it; we made lists. My list was topped by Halley Barry, hers had Al Gore???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2010 03:50 PM (IqfKc)

455 Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 03:49 PM (fAG6d)

yeah, isn't it so sad.....

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 03:51 PM (p302b)

456 Actually, I think Sullivan misheard a rumor that Gore was the most deserving of being hanged.

Which I find utterly scurrilous. Byrd deserves to be in line ahead of Gore for a necktie party.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 15, 2010 03:51 PM (ZJ/un)

457 Al Gore shows his commitment to the environment by recycling some hoes.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2010 03:52 PM (IqfKc)

458 461
Al Gore shows his commitment to the environment by recycling some hoes.


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2010 03:52 PM (IqfKc)

OMG......too funny...between that and fat albert....i have to run out of the office...

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 03:53 PM (p302b)

459 THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Posted by: gus at June 15, 2010 03:53 PM (Vqruj)

460 Could this possibly be true?

Really? Truly? This is almost too...too...oh, poor poor Tipper.

I'm still not believing it. But I can just imagine what an Al-and-Laurie bonk session would sound like:

"<grunt><grunt>Ohhhhh..."

"What happened?"

"I just remembered I forgot to pay the carbon-offset bill this month."

"HOW COULD YOU! - I mean - it's okay, we'll try again later..."

Posted by: mrkwong at June 15, 2010 03:54 PM (G8Eo0)

461 These lefties are all selfish buttholes. They only care about how they can use other people for their own ends.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 03:55 PM (fAG6d)

462 Your lib friend and Al are twits.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 03:49 PM (fAG6d)
I'd say that if your wife does not respect the sanctity of marriage enough to remain aged19 and a perfect size 5 forever, then she is the one that trashed the marriage.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 15, 2010 03:55 PM (oIp16)

463 So who has the biggest ass, Tipper or Chewy?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 15, 2010 03:56 PM (YVZlY)

464 I am wooden, hear me roar.
With old growth too big to ignore.
And I've found someone to hug my tree again.
Laurie's picking up the chore
as Tipper walks right out the door.
maybe this love story won't turn out pretend.

I am wrong.
I'm inconvincible.
I am wooden.

Posted by: Big Al at June 15, 2010 03:56 PM (EquV1)

465 Gore finally licked Bush.

Posted by: Bruce The Robert at June 15, 2010 03:56 PM (sh0JB)

466 Passion seeks heroes and friends
The bell of the city
On the hill is rung

The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools...


Now I'm getting it. Vapors!
Write from experience, we were told....

Posted by: BuddyPC at June 15, 2010 03:57 PM (nSkOL)

467 Oh Al, you put the wood in Hollywood

Posted by: Laurie David at June 15, 2010 03:57 PM (w9bVp)

468 Wha.... huh... wait.

"Love Story" doesn't end like this.....

Posted by: The Chicken at June 15, 2010 03:57 PM (J5Hcw)

469 Re the Sulu commercial:
Originally they had a man's bulging package on the TV screen, but that was taken out and a fish was added with digital effects.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 15, 2010 03:58 PM (DZLMz)

470
dang sock

Posted by: fixerupper at June 15, 2010 03:58 PM (J5Hcw)

471 Laurie David is the same "environmentalist" that illegally paved over a shit-load of 'sensitive wetlands'
I wanna help you pave your sensitive wetlands tonight baby!

Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #388 at June 15, 2010 03:59 PM (R2fpr)

472 Guess Al's daddy has been dead long enough for him to get it on with a jewish girl from long island. Big Al is rolling in his racist grave.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2010 03:59 PM (fAG6d)

473 Laurie: tell me what you want baby.
Al Gore: I want you strap on a dildo, dress up like George Bush and fuck me up the ass baby. EXCELSIOR!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2010 03:59 PM (IqfKc)

474 (that's for CYE fans)
cover your earhole?

Posted by: dananjcon at June 15, 2010 04:00 PM (pr+up)

475 Wanna come up to my room and see my Nobel Prize? I'll let you touch it...

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:00 PM (mR7mk)

476 Al got me to fall for him with his insightful and sweet banter.

He said to me when we were on his gas-guzzling jet going from our lunch in Maine to a late supper in Los Angeles that I was so hawt that he'd never hide his decline around me.

He's so clever.

Posted by: Laurie Cabana Gal David Gore at June 15, 2010 04:00 PM (Glxw+)

477 476
Laurie David is the same "environmentalist" that illegally paved over a shit-load of 'sensitive wetlands'
I wanna help you pave your sensitive wetlands tonight baby!
Posted by: Al Gore pick up line #388 at June 15, 2010 03:59 PM (R2fpr)
With my Caterpillar D-9 of LOVE!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 15, 2010 04:01 PM (oIp16)

478 Gore just released a statement. "I did not have sex with that woman! Now I need to get back to my important work of fleecing idiot leftists out of their money. Thank You. "

Posted by: Bruce The Robert at June 15, 2010 04:01 PM (sh0JB)

479 what did drudge take off the front page to put up this?

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:01 PM (p302b)

480 Al once told me that I raise his temperature like one of Michael Mann's faked thermometer.

Posted by: Laurie Cabana Gal David Gore at June 15, 2010 04:02 PM (Glxw+)

481 With my Caterpillar D-9 of LOVE!

Do me, baby!

Posted by: St Pancake at June 15, 2010 04:02 PM (mR7mk)

482 Wow that Laurie David sure has great taste in men.

Posted by: Bruce The Robert at June 15, 2010 04:03 PM (sh0JB)

483 "110
Too few flaming skulls and cowbell. Miss those days

...and Johnny Coldcuts ..those were the days...those were the days

(sighing wistfully while slowly shaking head side to side)"
And spurwing plover...and wtf ever happened to wicked pinto??

Posted by: lowfibass at June 15, 2010 04:03 PM (T1ZAZ)

484 441 This thread is chock-full-o really disturbing imagery.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 15, 2010 03:45 PM (Ux8yh)
......................
and theres cum stains on the pillow, where she once laid her head.

Posted by: Racefan at June 15, 2010 04:03 PM (PiV3J)

485 Baby, I'm gonna squeeze you like a coal-firedpower plant.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (DZLMz)

486 I have horrible taste in men.

Posted by: Laurie Cabana-Boy-David-Gore at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (Glxw+)

487 I'm gonna squeeze you like the TVA.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (DZLMz)

488 I'm wooden enough for you, Laurie.

Posted by: Al Bore at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (9hSKh)

489 Hey, baby! I've got a nice hockey stick in my pocket to show you.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (8McwA)

490 Imagine going from VICE PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES to a complete FUCKING CLOWN.

Joe Biden did it in reverse.

Posted by: gus at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (Vqruj)

491 It's an inconvenient truth that I make Al's limp dick necessarily skyrocket.

Posted by: Laurie Cabana-Boy-David-Gore at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (Glxw+)

492 and theres cum stains on the pillow, where she once laid her head.
I lol'ed!

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (mAhn3)

493 Re the Sulu commercial:
Originally they had a man's bulging package on the TV screen, but
that was taken out and a fish was added with digital effects.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 15, 2010 03:58 PM

Mr Sulu, you may ..... indulge yourself

Posted by: Capt Spock at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (sYxEE)

494 Laurie David reveals in that article that once she realized that bald men make better lovers, she never dated a man with hair again. So obviously, this affair is either fraudulent or Al Gore is bald.
Or she's a liar and a cheater.

Posted by: MostlyRight at June 15, 2010 04:06 PM (0aCXd)

495 I'm gonna hold you like my Nobel Prize.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:06 PM (DZLMz)

496 Laurie, do you need your "O"-zone plugged?

Posted by: Al Bore at June 15, 2010 04:07 PM (9hSKh)

497 Algore: Hey Laurie, check out my hockey stick.

Posted by: BrianA at June 15, 2010 04:07 PM (RnaKB)

498 Laurie baby, I'm going to do to you what I've done to science. Screw it in the ass and destroy its credibility

Posted by: A. Gore at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (xO+6C)

499 How 'bout I drill in your garden?

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:09 PM (DZLMz)

500 or the moment that I learned that bald men make better lovers, and never
dated a man with hair again.

Well, "Lil Al" is bald.....

Posted by: Laurie Cabana-Boy-David-Gore at June 15, 2010 04:09 PM (Glxw+)

501 Laurie, wanna try out this whole "Drill here, drill now!" slogan I've been hearing about?

Posted by: Al Bore at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (9hSKh)

502
I've suckered it
I've stroked it
I've licked it
I've manipulated it
I've fingered it
I've slobbered on it

And goddamn give me a cigarette!

Posted by: AlGore at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (VXBR1)

503
486 With my Caterpillar D-9 of LOVE!Do me, baby!
Posted by: St Pancake at June 15, 2010 04:02 PM (mR7mk)
Don't tell me, you now have a curious sexual attraction to spatulas.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (oIp16)

504 I'm gonna whisper sweet nothings to you just like I did in that "science is settled" speech.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (DZLMz)

505 Get Obama on the phone because I noes how to plug me huge, gaping, overly used holes.

Posted by: ManBearPig Hunter Gore at June 15, 2010 04:11 PM (Glxw+)

506 Call it global warming, climate change..

But in the end, Laurie, the the temperature in my Gulfstream is going up, up, up!

Posted by: Al Bore at June 15, 2010 04:11 PM (9hSKh)

507 There was so much of me, I had to spread it around.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:11 PM (DZLMz)

508 I have a powerpoint presentation to show you how much you turn me on. Excelsior.

Posted by: ManBearPig Hunter Gore at June 15, 2010 04:11 PM (Glxw+)

509 new thread

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:11 PM (p302b)

510 Laurie David reveals in that article that once she realized that
bald men make better lovers, she never dated a man with hair again. So
obviously, this affair is either fraudulent or Al Gore is bald.
Or she's a liar and a cheater.


Maybe he's bald down there.
IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (iYbLN)

511 If you're not reading Gateway Pundit, well, you should be
Obama Administration Adds US to List of Nations That Traffic in Slavery

Posted by: Call me Ishmael at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (4WbTI)

512 Jim in San Diego--reference.

Posted by: St Pancake at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (mR7mk)

513 Ace apologized to me?


Gay.

Posted by: A. Sullivan at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (xO+6C)

514 Gotta feel bad for Tipper. Well a bit bad, she was a crusading anti-bad words nut when i was in my teens and early twenties, wanting to keep bad lyrics to protect the children, and other such things. But , still, she did have 4 kids or so for Al, and then to be pushed aside after all these years. Definitely not cool. She should squeeze him like a pimple until he pops, and clean him out.

Posted by: Penfold at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (1PeEC)

515 Al Gore pickup lines...

http://i50.tinypic.com/2liwqys.jpg

Posted by: Cro at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (q6MO3)

516 Al Gore boasting of his accomplishment: <i>with my own hands, all of my life, I put it in the plant beds and transferred it. I've hoed it. I've chopped it. I've shredded it, spiked it, put it in the barn and stripped it and sold it.</i>

Posted by: Leland at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (Q5asM)

517 That is scary. Is the administration assuming that we are all debt slaves? Oh this isn't like carbon credits is it? You know, they admit they have debt slaves so they can have them then?

Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (p302b)

518 If you're not reading Gateway Pundit, well, you should be
Obama Administration Adds US to List of Nations That Traffic in
Slavery
That's old news from this weekend. Hillary did it.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (6taRI)

519 Baby, I'm gonna lay pipe like an environmentally freindly natural gas company.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:25 PM (DZLMz)

520 517 Jim in San Diego--reference.
Posted by: St Pancake at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (mR7mk)
I get it Rachel. I just thought you would "have to be scraped off the ground with a spatula" to get your freak on.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 15, 2010 04:26 PM (oIp16)

521 Gore: You know what will stop global warming?
.... Letting my penis drill you, baby, drill you.

Posted by: ObamaSUX at June 15, 2010 04:27 PM (w74G6)

522 Hey sweetie pie, you can't fight it. Sobefore the ocean tides rise and it's too late for us, why don't you come on over and give Nobel Jr., here,a good polishing.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:31 PM (GwPRU)

523 Wikipedia notes she had a fringes-of-entertainment career as a talent coordinator for David Letterman (doesn't that mean she gets coffee?)...


With Letterman it means she gets coffee with benefits.

Posted by: Dave R. at June 15, 2010 04:34 PM (6Z3bX)

524 I'm gonna blow your mind like a klinky microwave oven at a solar powered satellite station.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:38 PM (DZLMz)

525 I'm gonna sex you likea fat pig in a rural area.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:39 PM (DZLMz)

526 Baby, I'm gonna pound you like my bathroom scale.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:40 PM (DZLMz)

527 I'm gonna hit that thing like a bucket of fried chicken.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:41 PM (DZLMz)

528 http://tinyurl.com/297bovw


Did my top ten Al Gore pick up lines here

Posted by: Dave C at June 15, 2010 04:41 PM (qmecx)

529 When we make love, I'm gonna cry out like I'm yelling atTipper for being late with my doughnuts and Mountain Dew.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:43 PM (DZLMz)

530 Honey, you had me at "Seconds, anyone?"

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:46 PM (DZLMz)

531 I'm going to smother you with love and my panniculus.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:46 PM (DZLMz)

532 Yes, it's a neck Brace.
No, I didn't wreck my car...

Posted by: Al Gore in a Neck Brace at June 15, 2010 04:50 PM (UMm00)

533 I find Pastrami to be the most Erotic of all the Cured Meats.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 04:52 PM (UMm00)

534 a bit boring. opposite gender, age appropriate, 10+year professional relationship .........

Posted by: Michael Collins at June 15, 2010 04:55 PM (I+7Zv)

535 I'm a filthy rick southern gentleman, and you're a hot slut. Let me help you with your buttons.

Posted by: Al the Gentleman at June 15, 2010 04:58 PM (gbCNS)

536 Don't fight the gravitational attraction, Laurie. It's cosmic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 15, 2010 05:01 PM (2g2ex)

537 a bit boring. opposite gender, age appropriate, 10+year professional relationship .........



Please tell me that you're not implying that a same-gender relationship would be scandalous? OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

How prudish of you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 05:07 PM (Aqzx6)

538 Baby, I gonna motorboat you like an environmentally unfriendly fisherman.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 05:10 PM (DZLMz)

539 "Joe Biden did it in reverse."
Hopefully, he will return to clowndom on January 20, 2013.

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 05:12 PM (F26eZ)

540 I'm goint to wear you down likebiodegradable plastic.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 05:12 PM (DZLMz)

541 Are you wearing astronaut pants, sweet thing?
Because you should be. In another five years, this planet will be completely uninhabitable, and our only hope will be to take to the skies in search of a new planet to inhabit.
'Course, doing that will require lots of makin' babies...

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 05:13 PM (F26eZ)

542 Hey baby, does this dress make me look fat?

Posted by: Laurie David at June 15, 2010 05:14 PM (sHrkW)

543 What say you call up a friend and we make a flesh-coloredrecyling logo?

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 05:15 PM (F26eZ)

544 I'm gonna pork you like my stomach at a Texas barbecue.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 05:15 PM (DZLMz)

545 Oh, I like chubby sex.

Posted by: Denny Crane at June 15, 2010 05:16 PM (sHrkW)

546 ...the only way I can really explain how tides can be used to generate electricity is to give you a demonstration back at my place, on my waterbed...

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 05:16 PM (F26eZ)

547 I'm gonna give you lipservice like I do good intentions.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 05:17 PM (DZLMz)

548 I'll give you a hockey-stick in your raw climax data. BANG!

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 05:20 PM (F26eZ)

549 I couldn't help but notice how well your dress normalizes your curves.

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 05:21 PM (F26eZ)

550 You'd better put some ice on that, but make sure you remove the dead polar bear first.

Posted by: Al the Gorebot at June 15, 2010 05:21 PM (qwK3S)

551 AGW. You know what that stands for?
Anything.Gore.Wants.
And what Gore wants...Gore gets. Rrrrrrrrrow!

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 05:25 PM (F26eZ)

552 I'm gonna ravage you like a lumberjack in an undisturbed, old-growth rainforest.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 05:26 PM (DZLMz)

553 All the claims by friends and claims in the media and claims by friends in the media that there was no affair behind the Gore divorce was the tip-off that there was an affair behind the Gore divorce.

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2010 05:28 PM (HtIec)

554 I'm going to drive you like Prius owner with a free tank of gas.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 05:29 PM (DZLMz)

555 I hope Owl did'nt get a stain on his blue dress.
I'm sure there were some carbon credits involved.
I would have guessed that the relationship woul have been with fellow metrosexual John Edwards.A handful of Viagra and some 2 hour energy.

Posted by: Vinny from Savoonga at June 15, 2010 05:29 PM (43SFa)

556 I see Laurie David was in some way responsible for the global warming, in Al's pants, both of them.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 15, 2010 05:30 PM (snlsw)

557 You up for an expedition toMANWR?

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 05:30 PM (F26eZ)

558 Conserve water, sweetie. Shower with me.

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 05:33 PM (F26eZ)

559 Hickory dickory dock,

oops, wrong gig

Posted by: "Dice" Clay at June 15, 2010 05:35 PM (xXwOu)

560 I'm going to nail you like ALF spikes trees and organize your organic orgasm faster than you can't say, "Free range chicken!"

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 05:37 PM (o0R2E)

561 I've heard that song about the stain and the pillow and its ". . . where you're sweet head used to be . . . ."

Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 15, 2010 05:41 PM (qwK3S)

562 So this ankle we'll call "Climate Change," and your other ankle we'll call "Reality." Now, the relationship between the two of these is...

Posted by: reason at June 15, 2010 05:42 PM (F26eZ)

563 Hey Robin, why don't you tell Bruce Wayne to take a hike and I'll let you come in the Gorecave?

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 05:43 PM (HqpV0)

564 Wanna see my "hanging chad?"

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 05:43 PM (HqpV0)

565 "Lock-box"

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 05:44 PM (HqpV0)

566 I call b.s. on Gore having the biggest dick in D.C. A couple of decades back Spy magazine ran a photo of George H.W. Bush which looked like he had an entire cotto salami stuck down his pants. Once again, Bush beats Gore.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 15, 2010 05:55 PM (pNI9U)

567 There is more EWWWWWWWWW in this thread than in every last archived ONT comboned.

Posted by: Filly at June 15, 2010 06:19 PM (AuUcf)

568 I said "comboned." Heh.

Posted by: Filly at June 15, 2010 06:20 PM (AuUcf)

569 Honestly, I know a guy who knows a guy with high level clearance. He took a piss next to Cheney! The guy couldn't help himself, he'd never seen VP Dick.
Said it looked like two beer cans laid end to end with a nerf ball stuck on the end. No wonder the guy is so cocky!

Posted by: Pecos Bill at June 15, 2010 06:37 PM (m2IpX)

570 "Wikipedia notes she
had a fringes-of-entertainment career as a talent coordinator for
David Letterman (doesn't that mean she gets coffee?) and as a producer
of cable shows."

Actually, that means that she had an affair with Letterman, too.

Posted by: maverick muse at June 15, 2010 06:59 PM (H+LJc)

571 OT

Atlantic Monthly and Salon magazines denote Obama as the "medium big" president.

Posted by: maverick muse at June 15, 2010 07:00 PM (H+LJc)

572 BuddyPC and Dave R., heh

Posted by: maverick muse at June 15, 2010 07:02 PM (H+LJc)

573 "Actually, that means that she had
an affair with Letterman, too."

Or pimped for him.

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2010 07:04 PM (HtIec)

574 Laurie denies, http://tinyurl.com/39pvmpy

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2010 07:06 PM (HtIec)

575 So is this how things would've turned out had Ali McGraw lived?

Posted by: Erich Seagall at June 15, 2010 07:09 PM (4DoFz)

576 I'm gonna abuse you like a 1,000 word rant on soccer does its readers.

Posted by: A Gore at June 15, 2010 07:17 PM (xO+6C)

577 "Tipper rated my pants 'M' for 'Mature.'"
"This is the real reason people call me 'wooden'."
"Would you care to taste my carbon-based emissions?"
"That's right, I was the randiest person in a White House that held Bill Clinton."

Posted by: BB at June 15, 2010 07:24 PM (qF8q3)

578 So those people who were blamingBush for Al Tipper's breakupwere right, or at least sort of right,itjust wasn't George Bush.

Posted by: ADK46er at June 15, 2010 07:27 PM (Wmjm0)

579 Incidentally, I completely believe Gore is "gifted" compared to every other Democrat. Congrats, Al, on being a toothpick among matches.

Posted by: BB at June 15, 2010 07:30 PM (qF8q3)

580 Who hasn't done her?

Posted by: stewie griffin at June 15, 2010 07:31 PM (s7ag+)

581 I have $5 bet that Al Gore comes out of the closet in the next 12 months.

Posted by: Don at June 15, 2010 07:44 PM (BWHun)

582 AlGore pickup lines:

"I love coming to Sierra Club conventions because the smell of unwashed women drives me WILD!


"Really. I care so much about the planet, I recycle my condoms."

"Bush stole the 2000 election and I don't think I should be alone tonight."

"A thousand dollars? I can't believe you won't accept payment in carbon credits!"

Posted by: Reiver at June 15, 2010 07:45 PM (wkocX)

583 Is it really true that Tipper's nickname in college was "Peckerhead"?

Maybe Al just decided to start 'pitching' instead of 'catching'.

Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more!

Posted by: Anon 1:50 at June 15, 2010 07:46 PM (OoXj6)

584 Hi, I'm Al Gore, want me to warm your globes?

Hi, I'm Al. Want to see my hockey stick?

Posted by: GarandFan at June 15, 2010 07:50 PM (6mwMs)

585 I bet you like it nasty like my poetry.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 08:00 PM (DZLMz)

586 Oh, please, I don't think that Algore has sex with anyone, and neither do any of you. You just like stirring things up. But you all know that he is completely, totally, awfully asexual. The guy's a fricken' robot for god's sake.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2010 08:28 PM (YVlF6)

587 In a nutshell, NO ONE WANTS TO DO HIM. Are we clear?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2010 08:29 PM (YVlF6)

588
hey babe... you like chocolate? yeah? well i've got half a bar in my pants.

Posted by: al gore at June 15, 2010 08:29 PM (JfET/)

589 I believe Al Gore had an affair. I just don't believe it was with a woman.

On the other hand, Laurie David is a total whack job, limousine liberal, global warming spouting, big-house living, telling everyone else how to live hypocrite, just like ManBearPig.

So maybe he got drunk and pretended?

Posted by: LASue at June 15, 2010 08:30 PM (S25IC)

590 A seque from Al and Laurie to Ace and Andy via John and Kelly? Did you follow that?

Posted by: And you thought Ace's rants about Charles Johnson were strange? at June 15, 2010 08:45 PM (sYrWB)

591 The fact that my scrollbar was 0.002mm in height lets me know I'm late to the thread. Having said that and being unwilling to scroll up for 2 hours...

WHO THE FUCK WOULD FUCK AL GORE??

Posted by: tagnonine at June 15, 2010 10:51 PM (C8Pcc)

592 Wow, man...

I just had, like, this great idea for an SNL sketch.

Posted by: Ruprect the Monkey Boy at June 15, 2010 11:31 PM (D6Uk6)

593 Is doing Al "blowhard" Gore a step up from doing the gardener behind her husband's back?

Posted by: DANEgerus at June 16, 2010 04:36 AM (LMi2C)

594 For Al Gore to have sex, he'd have to fish out his tool from beneath layers and layers of oleaginous goo ... kinda like looking for a baby pelican smothered in oil somewhere now on the Gulf Coast. Just sayin'.

Posted by: My Eyes! My Eyes! at June 16, 2010 05:02 AM (yRrAd)

595 Do you know what's the worst part of Democrats getting elected to office, especially national office?

Sure, the Democrats do serious, almost irreversible damage to this country when they have the power, but the real damage from Democrats is because they never go away.

Once they get their mugs on camera, take that oath, sign that bill -- you will never be rid of them. Clinton left office in 2001. We had eight years of the Bill Hillary Monica Donkey Show. But he and his entire enourage are still around. The next likely SCOTUS AJ is a FOB.

Like Bela Lugosi, you can drown them in holy water and stake them like pin cushions but they'll be back, you can count on it.

You think I exaggerate? Jerry Brown.

They.are.the.living.dead.

Posted by: Full Moon at June 16, 2010 09:25 AM (6UfSo)

596 A thread so full of unabashed wrongness, even the overnight spambots wouldn't touch it.
Bravissimo, morons.

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