Finally: Dino Rossi Announces He Will Run Against Patty "Dum-Dum" Murray For WA Senate

He also announced that, yes, the rumors are true, he shtupped Patty Murray up the squeakhole at a Kiwanis mixer.

But he won't say anything more about that.

He's only saying that much because the press has been hounding him about stories he was spreading about the affair.

And also, they were cutting off pieces of his face with switch-blades.

(Usually called switchblades, but yeah, I should talk about improperly using hyphens, eh?)

Posted by: Ace at 08:23 PM

Comments

1 Mis-using hyphens fills me with gob-smacking heart-ache.

Posted by: Andy Sillyvan at May 24, 2010 08:27 PM (VVYMT)

2 That Patty Murray isn't living in a refrigerator box and living onroadkill is a testament to the greatness ofAmerica.

Posted by: Cicero at May 24, 2010 08:27 PM (QKKT0)

3 It's about damn time.

Go Dino, soar!

And have good poll watchers this time!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 24, 2010 08:29 PM (c0A3e)

4 Debbie Stabenow is dumber. And fatter. And uglier.

Posted by: Mr. Stabenow, hooker-banger at May 24, 2010 08:29 PM (EsWC3)

5 The problem with Washington state is that the latte-sucking fashionably-miserable hip-sters will vote for any-body who runs as a Demo-crat. Even if she's an id-i-ot.

Posted by: Zimriel at May 24, 2010 08:29 PM (VVYMT)

6 Let me be the first to call bullshit on the Kiwanis story. "Shtupped" is the giveaway, everyone knows that the proper phrase is "dorked her in the squeekhole".

Dorked.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2010 08:31 PM (foPGG)

7 I think, Geraghty's got his [2004 - 2008] dates crossed up.

Posted by: franksalterego at May 24, 2010 08:32 PM (+6fgE)

8 Kiwanis mixer? As if...
Everyone knows it was a KofC dinner at St. Wankers...

Posted by: newguy40 at May 24, 2010 08:33 PM (kduZC)

9 #3 - I thought all of Washington state voted by mail-in ballot, virtually guaranteeing dem wins thru eternity. Is that right?
Ace Co. -- This needs a post. I'm not really up for giving the unions billions in bailouts in a rush-rush vote before THIS holiday weekend.
http://tinyurl.com/3acl46g

Posted by: RushBabe at May 24, 2010 08:35 PM (W8m8i)

10 Finally!!
I hope he chews her up and spits her out!!

Posted by: hippieforlife at May 24, 2010 08:36 PM (ZmxY3)

11 Patty Murry is "The Cooze in Tennis Shoes."

Posted by: FUBAR at May 24, 2010 08:37 PM (1fanL)

12 Strike my 7 comment.. I just looked it up

Posted by: franksalterego at May 24, 2010 08:37 PM (+6fgE)

13 That Patty Murray isn't living in a refrigerator box and living onroadkill is a testament to the greatness ofAmerica.
I was unware those two items had been confirmed by an independent source.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 24, 2010 08:38 PM (jUAR/)

14 While I would love to see that little retard Murray lose, until the dems do not control the vote counting in King County, can't see it happening.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 24, 2010 08:38 PM (C2//T)

15 She's always welcome at the Y.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at May 24, 2010 08:38 PM (1fanL)

16 #9 Yeah, I'm pissed about that too.

My state's (PA) other idiotic Senator is trying to pick up for Sphincter's slack.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 24, 2010 08:39 PM (c0A3e)

17 If I'm not re-elected, Rossi will cut Stimulus funding for the day care centers that Bin Laden is building in Afghanistan

Posted by: Sen. Dum-Dum Murray at May 24, 2010 08:40 PM (sYxEE)

18
My state's (PA) other idiotic Senator is trying
to pick up for Sphincter's slack.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 24, 2010
08:39 PM

Sen. Bob CASEY jr. aka Sen. Ralph Wiggum

Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2010 08:41 PM (sYxEE)

19 Did someone say squeakhole? Lovely!

call me

Posted by: Sarah Ferguson at May 24, 2010 08:44 PM (UOM48)

20 Here's some Dino for Dino

Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2010 08:44 PM (sYxEE)

21 Kratos, I'm a nativePA person and had a great guffaw from this observatoin of one of my old college profs (a conservative!) reBob Casey Jr.'s campaign. "He's the only politician where the room works him."
As for his legislation that we fund ALL union pensions, I'd say there's always the BoO, but, nah.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 24, 2010 08:46 PM (W8m8i)

22 I wish I could give a shit about WA. Place is crawling with libtard latte drinking douchebags (with the exception of all the fabulous morons and moronettes from the area).

I tired.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2010 08:47 PM (UOM48)

23 21
Did someone say squeakhole? Lovely!

call me

Posted by: Sarah Ferguson at May 24, 2010 08:44 PM

Me too!

Posted by: Fergie, the pants wetting singer at May 24, 2010 08:48 PM (sYxEE)

24 23Kratos, I'm a nativePA person and had a great guffaw from this
observatoin of one of my old college profs (a conservative!) reBob
Casey Jr.'s campaign. "He's the only politician where the room works him."

Can't stand Casey. Sucks that Santorum lost to that fool.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 24, 2010 08:49 PM (c0A3e)

25 calling her dumber than a tea-spoon full of spit, would be an insult to both the teaspoon and the spit.

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at May 24, 2010 08:49 PM (/ZO7q)

26 22Lovely! That makes me want to drink a Manhattan and vacuum in pearls and heels!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2010 08:50 PM (xWxoG)

27 Now if that guy Folks had said he was schtuping Patty Murray, then he'd have a story with legs. After all, people could really appreciate how those two would be attracted to each other.

It'd be a really ugly mental image, but people could appreciate it.

Posted by: SlaveDog at May 24, 2010 08:50 PM (W+E+o)

28 ND,IN,AR,NV,DE all look good
Illinois is looking better
Colorado and Pennsylvania are looking tougher but are doable.
We hold Ohio and Florida..
and we just need to flip CT, CA, or WA to get to 50R-48D-2I (1 socialist 1 Liebermanist).. Biden breaks the tie but what are the odds Obama gets his grand vision thrown under the bus?

Posted by: Conartcritic at May 24, 2010 08:51 PM (Gr1V1)

29 #30 Biden breaks the tie but what are the odds Obama gets his grand vision
thrown under the bus?
Vegas don't do certain bets. If the Republicans get and keep their balls...

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 24, 2010 08:56 PM (c0A3e)

30 Am I the only one who thinks of jug wine when I hear Dino Rossi's name?

Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2010 08:58 PM (W+GYq)

31 Jeebus. I've been all excited about my father-in-law becoming a real, true conservative. And then he breaks my heart this morning sending me some spew that was forwarded to him by an Israel-hating Arab friend of his, denouncing Beck, etc. Guess where his info was from? HuffnPuff. Le sigh. I tried to put the old man some knowledge. Gently. No response all day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2010 08:58 PM (UOM48)

32 It'd be a really ugly mental image, but people could
appreciate it.

Posted by: SlaveDog
at May 24, 2010 08:50 PM (W+E+o)
Patty Murray: Just a Mom Who Schtupps in Tennis Shoes

Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2010 08:59 PM (W+GYq)

33 Lovely! That makes
me want to drink a Manhattan and vacuum in pearls and heels!

Vacuum
coming through!

Posted by: Donna Reed at May 24, 2010 08:58 PM (ohTks)
Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night.

Posted by: June Cleaver at May 24, 2010 09:00 PM (W+GYq)

34 I hope Ace is right but Rossi hasn't announced yet. At least not anywhere I can find. The links say he will announce on Wednesday and the Seattle Times says he migh announce this week.

Posted by: robtr at May 24, 2010 09:00 PM (fwSHf)

35 hey kbear,
how's tricks?
everyone behaving themselves?

Posted by: Uncle Jed at May 24, 2010 09:02 PM (eKgqT)

36 5
The problem with Washington state is that the latte-sucking
fashionably-miserable hip-sters will vote for any-body who runs as a
Demo-crat. Evenspecially if she's an id-i-ot.

FIFY.

Jim Quinn has the best line about Sen. Bob Casey, Jr.: He's a man only dimly aware of his own existence.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 24, 2010 09:05 PM (+kR9u)

37 #32
I think of Vino Rossi, one of the best things about living in Rancho Cucamonga (up there with being in one of the most conservative districts, one of the largest-breasted congressional districts (dont ask how i know that), and being one city over from the land of the BACON-AND-BATTER cupcake...)

Posted by: Conartcritic at May 24, 2010 09:05 PM (Gr1V1)

38 I'm just amazed at the vapidness of the pols...they're ALL kinds of stupid.

Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2010 09:14 PM (VUbsl)

39 Hanging in there the best I can, Uncle Jed

Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2010 09:24 PM (sYxEE)

40 Nice to see the 'pubs punching back on the news cycle. Over the weekend and today it was Dims see a light at the end of the tunnel -- to bad it Rossi in a locomotive.

Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2010 09:30 PM (CPefM)

41 The Morons' Choice (/sarc), Dick Morriswas on with Hannity and said there are now 13 senate seats in play and the dems are below 50% approval in 10 of them. Blue Menthol is among the 10. Hmph. Will wonders never cease?
He also said Rossi was "considering," so not a sure thing. Also, Russ Feingold has a Repub challenger who is self-financing and according to Morris, no slacker. He'll give Russ a run for the $$.
I saw a sidebar somewhere today that talked about the RNC's dismal $$ shortage. Heh, heh. Didn't click on it, but I'd guess thattheir beltway boy Mitt isn't inspiring many donations. They might have to swallow their gargantuan pride and admit that either Palin's their candidate for '12 or they'll fade off into obscurity and guaranteed communism/no repub representation anyhowthe next time out.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 24, 2010 09:37 PM (W8m8i)

42 The Jackstick Snowbilly came out in support of Dino's Republican opponent Didier last week. Fucking perfect.

Posted by: Seattle Mercenary at May 24, 2010 10:50 PM (EL+OC)

43 Let's hope that the ballot count is a bit more honest than when Dino "lost" to Christine Gregoire for Governor in 2008.

I still lived in Seattle when the Mom in Tennis Shoes was elected to the Senate. My ex proudly voted for her--come to think of it think that's probably part of the reason she's my ex. It's all the rain and gray skies that makes the natives vote for people like that--softens the brain.

Posted by: Zardoz at May 24, 2010 10:57 PM (+RkTM)

44 It's not so much a "heavily democratic state" as a state with a few heavily democratic counties. In the '08 election, King County alone accounted for about 30% of the vote, and that went about 2:1 dem.

Posted by: Daniel Bareither at May 24, 2010 11:24 PM (JDgVi)

45 Correction, Ace.
Murray's title here in the Pacific NW is "Osama Mama Murray."

Posted by: Jade Sea at May 25, 2010 12:10 AM (/aKkc)

46 47
The Jackstick Snowbilly came out in support of Dino's Republican opponent Didier last week. Fucking perfect.

She's right. And I voted Rossi twice.

Posted by: Derak at May 25, 2010 01:07 AM (UJ/bd)

47
I've often found that people like that tend to be in very secure positions where they're either on a pension, or they

couldn't be fired unless they were in jail, or they had a nice trust fund or other backstop.

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Posted by: seaseo at May 25, 2010 05:21 AM (GNPHV)

49 Ummm....wuh?

Posted by: cackfinger at May 25, 2010 10:10 AM (TUBcJ)

50 Things are starting to get a little more interesting here in Washington State. Latest polls put Rossi v Murray in a statistical dead heat. Murray has a ton o' cash, but Rossi should catch up pretty quick, now that he has formally announced.
Remember in November!

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