D.C. Teens Complain That Free Condoms Handed Out in School Are Too Small, Too Cheap; D.C. Agrees to Start Handing Out Trojans

I think I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around this story because there's no way to match this "free condoms from the school nurse" thing with the nice rural Oklahoma town I grew up in. It just wouldn't compute.

At our nation's capital though:

High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is "just like asking grandma or auntie."

So D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.

"If people get what they don't want, they are just going to trash them," said T. Squalls, 30, who attends the University of the District of Columbia. "So why not spend a few extra dollars and get what people want?"

REALLY? REALLY?

If you got a whole bunch of people who shouldn't be having sex it would be teens and college-age students who need free condoms—2.5 million condoms in FY2010 so far.

REALLY?

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 09:38 PM



Comments

1 ::facepalm:: I'm going to hide under a rock. I can't take this anymore.

Posted by: wherestherum at May 21, 2010 09:40 PM (gofDd)

2 too small...

Posted by: Say What? at May 21, 2010 09:41 PM (Ie0Es)

3 How 'bout we just start *throwing* rocks? I like that option better.

Posted by: AngelEm at May 21, 2010 09:42 PM (Aq93A)

4 As always, our tax dollars hard at work. "Beam me up, Scotty."

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 21, 2010 09:42 PM (rurh0)

5 That's a lot of condoms.


too small...

Makes you wonder what they're putting them on.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 21, 2010 09:42 PM (OkT2m)

6 So what does a prophylactic cost these days?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 21, 2010 09:43 PM (YX6i/)

7 And why the hell can't college age adults pay for their own damn rubbers?

Posted by: wherestherum at May 21, 2010 09:44 PM (gofDd)

8 they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male,
to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute
online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.

Today children, will be a cool rap by mc rubbermaster hat

Posted by: Mr Garrison at May 21, 2010 09:44 PM (sYxEE)

9 #5 Makes you wonder what they're putting them on.

Heh. They are taught to practice on bananas...

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 21, 2010 09:44 PM (Acgmr)

10 I'm having trouble wrapping my.....
Innerestin' choice of words there, Mr. Malor!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 21, 2010 09:44 PM (FtV69)

11 Oh, man, I'd be so proud to be pandering to that crew...

Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2010 09:45 PM (FcR7P)

12 (REALLY?)

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at May 21, 2010 09:45 PM (1TvCg)

13 "30 year old who attends the U of DC"
Really?!

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at May 21, 2010 09:46 PM (b4QbJ)

14 My uncle was a pharmacist, whenever kids would ask for condoms nervously, He would ask "What size?". He said they all asked for Medium. He was in Detroit...

Posted by: KZnextzone at May 21, 2010 09:46 PM (veaqz)

15 Too broke ass to buy them themselves.
Should they not be ribbed for her pleasure or pre-lubed, well, it's not on.
Yeah! Tax dollars at work!

Posted by: Who knows at May 21, 2010 09:46 PM (7FgWm)

16 @7: "And why the hell can't college age adults pay for their own damn rubbers?"
Bitch, is you crazy? That's just another way that The Man/the fascist white regime/the phallocracy keeps people down. Can't stop us from gettin' our freak on! In fact, subsidize that mufucka.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 21, 2010 09:46 PM (kmEfr)

17 I see the ONT has a warm-up act, tonight. Well done, Gabe.

Posted by: Editor at May 21, 2010 09:46 PM (YX6i/)

18 Any teen boy who complains that a condom is too small is bullshitting you.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 21, 2010 09:46 PM (iBTj9)

19 Buy your own goddamned condoms, freeloaders.
This is exactly where the entitlement mentality begins. Someone else is responsible for making sure you don't end up with an unwanted pregnancy or an STD? Fuck you. It's your body. Take care of it.

Posted by: Warden at May 21, 2010 09:47 PM (QoR4a)

20 19Buy your own goddamned condoms, freeloaders.

They're getting free condoms and they're all pissed off about it still?


Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 21, 2010 09:48 PM (Acgmr)

21 Ya know, I believe in teaching teens about safe sex with a big emphasis on the abstinence part. But I shouldn't have to pay for their freaking rubbers or birth control or whatever. Besides, don't they all know that Planned Parenthood gives away free contraceptives?

Posted by: wherestherum at May 21, 2010 09:48 PM (gofDd)

22 Meanwhile, Leftist indoctrinators worry about "politicizing education".

Texas Schoolbooks making textbooks more conservative

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2010 09:48 PM (sYxEE)

23 Yeah! Tax dollars at work!

Hey, at least some segment of the population is actually enjoying the taxpayer screwing.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 21, 2010 09:48 PM (iBTj9)

24 ". . . in HIV Prevention Program" -- typical misleading headline

yeah, sure, it's all for "HIV Prevention"

Posted by: texasmamma at May 21, 2010 09:49 PM (4L69q)

25 I am torn by this story.

On one hand, I am offended that my hard earned taxpayer dollars are being spent on kids gettin' their freak on.

On the other hand, what is more costly- condoms or welfare for life for the girls who got knocked up and their 2 4 7 kids, all by different fathers, all of which are now in jail?

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2010 09:50 PM (OKZrE)

26 Where's that pretty boy snapdragon? I gots me some big old hefty bags to put on before he bends over fer me

Posted by: knuckledragon, snap's redneck cousin at May 21, 2010 09:50 PM (sYxEE)

27 There is a teaching opportunity here though. The students (even the "college-aged" ones) can now learn that just because something is provided for "free" doesn't mean said product is any good.

/This is the DC screwl system, so the lesson still won't get through their thick skulls.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 21, 2010 09:51 PM (Acgmr)

28 Apparently there are a lot of big dicks in DC...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 21, 2010 09:51 PM (RZ8pf)

29 On the other hand, what is more costly- condoms or
welfare for life for the girls who got knocked up and their 2 4 7 kids, all by different
fathers, all of which are now in jail?

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2010 09:50 PM (OKZrE)
You know what? I don't by that shit, anyway. The chicks and dudes getting on in high school are not using jimmy-caps. The one's not getting pregnant are the ones not doing the nasty.

Posted by: Editor at May 21, 2010 09:51 PM (YX6i/)

30 Ya know, I believe in teaching teens about safe sex with a big emphasis
on the abstinence part. But I shouldn't have to pay for their freaking
rubbers or birth control or whatever. Besides, don't they all know that
Planned Parenthood gives away free contraceptives?

You know what teen girls call the morning after pill?

Baby-B-Dead

Isn't that lovely? Kids have been so indoctrinated that they have compassion or empathy at all.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 21, 2010 09:52 PM (iBTj9)

31 Only The Best for our keeds. lambskin or? you choose

Posted by: NEA at May 21, 2010 09:52 PM (ax2VZ)

32 That's what all of you get for shorting Trojan

Posted by: Larry Kudlow at May 21, 2010 09:53 PM (sYxEE)

33 And thus the great experiment in freedom dies...to the sound of brats kvetching that their rubbers are not "just right"... (cue Goldilocks themed images, but consisting of condoms and other sexual aids)

Posted by: unknown jane at May 21, 2010 09:53 PM (5/yRG)

34 a lot of big dicks in DC...
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 21, 2010 09:51 PM (RZ8pf)
Prics - all of them?

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 09:53 PM (ax2VZ)

35 Gabe,you know they are just going to screw like bunnies anyway,the nanny state MUST at least make it safer!

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2010 09:53 PM (3Fn1O)

36 Here's a hanging curve.
Free condoms? Next thing you know they will be asking for free pussy.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 21, 2010 09:54 PM (rurh0)

37 make that "free, taxpayer subsidized" rubbers

Posted by: unknown jane at May 21, 2010 09:54 PM (5/yRG)

38 Here's a thought. Since it's TAXPAYER MONEY, why not buy YOUR OWN FUCKING RUBBERS!

There really should be an 'open season' on all liberals, with no bag limit.

Posted by: GarandFan at May 21, 2010 09:54 PM (6mwMs)

39 36 I think they already get that; hence the need for the free condoms.

Posted by: unknown jane at May 21, 2010 09:55 PM (5/yRG)

40 I feel like I'm partially living the movie One Flew over the Cookoos Nest or Wizard of Oz odd

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 09:55 PM (ax2VZ)

41 These kids probably have the latest technological gadgets, so you're telling me they can't spare a few measly dollars to buy prophylactics?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 21, 2010 09:56 PM (Acgmr)

42 It's like taking a shower with a rain coat on anyways

Posted by: robtr at May 21, 2010 09:56 PM (fwSHf)

43 7 And why the hell can't college age adults pay for their own damn rubbers?
Posted by: wherestherum at May 21, 2010 09:44 PM (gofDd)

I'm surprised they don't expect the taxpayers to pick up the tab for booze and hotel rooms as well.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 21, 2010 09:57 PM (GAzcm)

44 Texas Schoolbooks making textbooks
more conservative

About friggin' time.

The part I love is the requirement to study the UN and it's efforts to undermine US sovereignty. Gee, I wonder why the libs are concerned?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 21, 2010 09:57 PM (iBTj9)

45 Yeah...if you can't walk into a store and buy your own rubbers, you're not mature enough to be having sex.

I remember having that discussion with my first boyfriend when we were 19 or 20, and picked some up while we were getting blank video tape for his mom. Cracked us up.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 21, 2010 09:57 PM (OkT2m)

46 Let them fuck like rabbits in heat, but God forbid don't let them eat a potato chips or drink a Pepsi

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2010 09:58 PM (sYxEE)

47 Okay, I was joking earlier when I said what no Magnums, sheesh.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 21, 2010 09:58 PM (r07cb)

48 Whatever happened to spiking their food with KNO3?

Posted by: logprof at May 21, 2010 09:58 PM (DRoHA)

49 If you don't have the balls (or cash) to buy a condom then you aren't man enough to be having sex.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at May 21, 2010 09:58 PM (37puw)

50 Oh, pshaw. They fit fine.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Needledick at May 21, 2010 09:58 PM (MFbfZ)

51 #43 I'm surprised they don't expect the taxpayers to pick up the tab for
booze and hotel rooms as well.

Geez, don't give the DC school Administrators any more great ideas!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 21, 2010 09:59 PM (Acgmr)

52 I think the kids have figured out that the adults in their lives are clowns and they enjoy playing with their heads

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2010 09:59 PM (sYxEE)

53 Wait - what does this have to do with Rand Paul?

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at May 21, 2010 10:00 PM (xMSXs)

54 Yeah, every boy thinks his wang is the size of florida, my ass they didn't fit. Now they're gonna be wearing raincoats and they won't work. Not to mention that handing out condoms makes kids more likely to have sex, since it sends not just approval but equipment to do it when they might have hesitated before. Idiots.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2010 10:00 PM (PQY7w)

55 Isn't that lovely? Kids have been so indoctrinated that they have
compassion or empathy at all.

I glad the liberals are doing such a great job with our education system. What's not to love?

Posted by: wherestherum at May 21, 2010 10:00 PM (gofDd)

56 46
Let them fuck like rabbits in heat, but God forbid don't let them eat a
potato chips or drink a Pepsi.

Or consume anything with large amounts of salt, egads!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 21, 2010 10:00 PM (Acgmr)

57 -->they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male,
to distribute condoms to students

So ... little kids are now allowed to decide which sex they want to be, and thus, are entitled to use whichever locker room or bathroom they desire, but older kids and young adults are embarrassed about having to get condoms from a NURSE (implied sexism that the nurse is female) and, thus, we have males (assuming this means true males, not females who want to be considered as males) passing the free rubbers out??? DId I get this right, because it hurts to even think about the level of insanity in this?

I know that cognitive dissonance is where the left lives, but this is just too much for me to stand.

-->if the teachers complete a 30-minute
online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.

Just ... I don't even know what to add. These leftists do nothing but raise entropy. They should all burn in hell.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 10:01 PM (Qp4DT)

58 I'll have to make sure all NYC public school students get big condoms since I've banned salt peter

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at May 21, 2010 10:01 PM (sYxEE)

59 Let them fuck like rabbits in heat, but God forbid don't let them eat a potato chips or drink a Pepsi.


Imagine trying to explain "government has outlawed food but is encouraging premarital sex" to any of the Founding Fathers. I know a lot of them liked their extra-marital sex, but they sure didn't think encouraging their own teenage daughters to slut around would improve their communities...much less that the government should be that involved in family life.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 21, 2010 10:01 PM (OkT2m)

60 Backstage, underage, , adolescent, how ya doin', fine she replied, I sighed, like to do the wild thing. Action took place, kinda wet, don't forget....
The J- the I- the M-the M-the Y, ya'll I need a (bigger) body bag

Posted by: Bell, Biv, or possibly DeVoe at May 21, 2010 10:01 PM (FtV69)

61 A question for the legal types here, re: the statement by the government that it will not prosecute anyone Arizona hands over for immigration violations.

Let's see you get arrested and charged with a federal violation of some sort. Could you justifiably argue that there is no crime- if the federal government refuses to enforce the immigration law, that it should not be enforcing any law. Consequently, there should be no punishment for federal crimes. I know this is a reach, however, if I were in jail on federal charges, I'd look into it.

What do you guys think?

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2010 10:02 PM (OKZrE)

62 I turn the ribbed ones inside out

for MY pleasure..

Posted by: KZnextzone at May 21, 2010 10:02 PM (veaqz)

63 I kinda like my new road hash.

Posted by: logprof at May 21, 2010 10:02 PM (DRoHA)

64 Is it wrong that I want to take the training so I can be a "Master of Condoms?"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 21, 2010 10:03 PM (RZ8pf)

65 WASF....And Doomed....

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2010 10:03 PM (3Fn1O)

66 they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to
distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute
online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.
Master of Condoms? Do they get an achievement too?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 21, 2010 10:03 PM (Acgmr)

67 Maybe I can take the advanced course and become a "PhD of Condoms"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 21, 2010 10:04 PM (RZ8pf)

68 I think the kids have figured out that the adults in their lives are clowns and they enjoy playing with their heads

Milwaukee passes out condoms in the jr. high and I suspect most of them end up used for pranks. (And then end up in Lake Michigan via the sewer--didn't think about THAT, did you, proggies?!?)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 21, 2010 10:04 PM (OkT2m)

69 If they get free condoms I should be allowed some of Obama's stash, dammit.

Posted by: wherestherum at May 21, 2010 10:05 PM (gofDd)

70 It's my dream that American girls will be the thinnest girls in the world with chlamydia and herpes


Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 21, 2010 10:05 PM (sYxEE)

71
Master of Condoms? Do they get an achievement too?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 21, 2010 10:03 PM (Acgmr)

I'm sure it looks very impressive on the CV.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 21, 2010 10:05 PM (GAzcm)

72 Posted by: Bell, Biv, or possibly DeVoe


Sweet.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 21, 2010 10:05 PM (OkT2m)

73 What about sponges?

Posted by: Elaine Benes at May 21, 2010 10:06 PM (sYxEE)

74 43 We've got college kids here complaining about tuition hikes -- looks terrible if the total price for the year is thrown out there, but it amounts to about $15 more a month...or a night of bar crawling, to put it in perspective.
I'm not siding with the college, as they have been dumbasses themselves, but there seem to be plenty of wasted, unemployed college kids out every night of the week (kinda chubby too -- they descend on the local grocery stores like a plague of locusts). I don't remember 1)not having a job in college; 2)going out and getting shit faced every night of the week (well, not every damn week); 3)getting to eat anything my little heart desired; 4)going shopping for clothes at least once a week -- I don't remember any of those things about college.
I do remember the line: "it's like takinga shower with a rain coat on" though; the first serious love of my life was not fond of wrapping it -- he got the ultimatum and dutifully made sullen, desperatetrips to the drug store nonetheless. Thanks for bringing back that memory.

Posted by: unknown jane at May 21, 2010 10:06 PM (5/yRG)

75 Shibumi...not a legal type, but, I have wondered exactly what you asked.
It's worth looking into.

Posted by: Who knows at May 21, 2010 10:06 PM (7FgWm)

76 And I'm too lazy to figure out the math, but the year isn't half over and they've already distributed 2.5 million condoms? That's a heck of a lot of sex those DC kids are having.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 21, 2010 10:06 PM (RZ8pf)

77 It's my dream that American girls will be the thinnest girls in the world with chlamydia and herpes

Hey, can we have some of those calories you don't want in the marketplace?

Posted by: Starving Girls of the Sudan at May 21, 2010 10:06 PM (OkT2m)

78 64Is it wrong that I want to take the training so I can be a "Master of
Condoms?"

Yes, next question. .

65
WASF....And Doomed....
And in the end, there will be only chaos.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 21, 2010 10:06 PM (Acgmr)

79 @21: "Besides, don't they all know that Planned Parenthood gives away free contraceptives?"
Planned Parenthood has another solution, too.
http://tinyurl.com/274xuk9

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 21, 2010 10:06 PM (kmEfr)

80 Sorry to be crude but...if they can't afford their own rubbers they shouldn't be fucking, it's that simple.

Posted by: CanaDave at May 21, 2010 10:08 PM (s9lI2)

81 Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 21, 2010 10:06 PM (kmEfr)

LOL! Well they'd cut down on the teen pregnancies that way...

Posted by: wherestherum at May 21, 2010 10:08 PM (gofDd)

82 68 Ummm,not be be racially insensitive but I bet the teenagers(most of them) in DC do actually do what the condoms are intended to be for.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2010 10:08 PM (3Fn1O)

83 snap

Posted by: sTevo at May 21, 2010 10:09 PM (zIUsq)

84 I do remember the line: "it's like takinga shower with a rain coat on" though; the first serious love of my life was not fond of wrapping it -- he got the ultimatum and dutifully made sullen, desperatetrips to the drug store nonetheless. Thanks for bringing back that memory.
Posted by: unknown jane at May 21, 2010 10:06 PM (5/yRG)
Well women have the power don't they.

Posted by: robtr at May 21, 2010 10:09 PM (fwSHf)

85 Guy gets done having sex with a girl. He's standing over the toilet when she rubs her tummy and says "What shall we call him?"
He takes off the condom, ties a knot in it, flushes it down the toilet and replies : "If he gets out of there we'll call him Houdini"
Try the veal...

Posted by: KZnextzone at May 21, 2010 10:09 PM (veaqz)

86 Condiments? What's this I hear about DC passing out free condiments?

Posted by: Emily Litella at May 21, 2010 10:09 PM (RZ8pf)

87 My hatred for people who say "auntie" instead of "aunt" knows no depth. I blame the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song, damn thing is on reruns about ten times a day on cable.

Posted by: koopy at May 21, 2010 10:09 PM (ctR4U)

88 83 Actually I just dated myself.White girls are damn near as promiscuous now as anybody,the boys of course were always willing.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2010 10:10 PM (3Fn1O)

89 Can anyone tell me when exactly I fell down the rabbit hole? 11-4-08?

Posted by: wherestherum at May 21, 2010 10:10 PM (gofDd)

90 If Bill Clinton had used a condom there would be no Blue Dress...

Posted by: KZnextzone at May 21, 2010 10:11 PM (veaqz)

91 Posted by: koopy at May 21, 2010 10:09 PM (ctR4U)

I call some of my aunts "Auntie (insert their name here)."

Posted by: wherestherum at May 21, 2010 10:12 PM (gofDd)

92 Actually, condoms are responsible for one of the greatest moments of stupid-liberals-crashing-to-reality moments ever. WAAAAY back when, MTV lobbied like hell to get condom ads on tv. Finally, they got them. Tojan ran the first ad with the tag line: "Get some."
The MTV folks were horrified and put out a response: "It's supposed to be about love! It's supposed to be about caring for your partner and being safe! It's not supposed to be about one night stands!"
Uh, yeah, that's pretty much exactly what condoms are for, 'tards. Just a beautiful moment to watch.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 21, 2010 10:12 PM (kmEfr)

93 91
If Bill Clinton had used a condom there would be no ugly daughter Blue Dress...

Posted by: KZnextzone at May 21, 2010 10:11 PM (veaqz)

FIFY

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 21, 2010 10:13 PM (erIg9)

94 and if any of these punk kids were worth a shit, they'd use a live fucking cougar.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 21, 2010 10:13 PM (erIg9)

95 They're probably using them as shower caps

Posted by: bobbyz at May 21, 2010 10:13 PM (uDi83)

96 @83: " Ummm,not be be racially insensitive but I bet the teenagers(most of them) in DC do actually do what the condoms are intended to be for."
Smuggling heroin and cocaineacross the border?

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 21, 2010 10:14 PM (kmEfr)

97 No downside at all to giving more and more parental authority to the government......

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2010 10:14 PM (3Fn1O)

98 Dammit, the Durex condom commercial with the balloon animals has been blocked on YouTube for over 18 only. It's one of the funniest damn commercials I've ever seen.

Posted by: wherestherum at May 21, 2010 10:14 PM (gofDd)

99 88
My hatred for people who say "auntie" instead of "aunt" knows no depth. I
blame the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song, damn thing is on reruns
about ten times a day on cable.


Posted by: koopy at May 21, 2010 10:09 PM

I wave my private parts at your auntie!

Posted by: The French at May 21, 2010 10:14 PM (sYxEE)

100 97
They're probably using them as shower caps
Or water balloons.

/Or if they were Coneheads, they'd think condoms were "chewing gum".

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 21, 2010 10:14 PM (Acgmr)

101 @95

Ya had to go there, didn't ya! :-)

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 21, 2010 10:14 PM (GAzcm)

102 I call some of my aunts "Auntie (insert their name here)."

Present company excluded

Posted by: koopy at May 21, 2010 10:15 PM (ctR4U)

103 I'm just bitter because I can actually afford my own condoms but don't have any need for them.....

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2010 10:15 PM (3Fn1O)

104 88
My hatred for people who say "auntie" instead of "aunt" knows no depth. I
blame the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song, damn thing is on reruns
about ten times a day on cable.


Posted by: koopy at May 21, 2010 10:09 PM

I blame Dorothy ... and Bush

Posted by: Auntie Em at May 21, 2010 10:16 PM (sYxEE)

105 I don't remember 1)not having a job in college; 2)going out and getting
shit faced every night of the week (well, not every damn week);
3)getting to eat anything my little heart desired; 4)going shopping for
clothes at least once a week -- I don't remember any of those things
about college.
I have to say I ate pretty well on the dorm a la carte meal plan...and now I hate going out to eat in a college town because half the place will be students sans parents, and I know they'll be bitching about having to repay their loans at some point.

My grandmother sent me "portraits of Alexander Hamilton" when I was a freshman, and after that I got a job. My parents were really insistent I not work the first year for some reason, but I worked all the hours they'd give me over the summers...

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 21, 2010 10:17 PM (OkT2m)

106 In related news,

Australian troops sent home from Middle East for getting pregnant

Heh. "Pull" quote:

"Australian troops are much better behaved than their British counterparts - last year more than 100 British female soldiers were sent home for being unable to say no to a man in uniform."

Posted by: K~Bob at May 21, 2010 10:17 PM (9b6FB)

107 You fat girls need to get slimmer by putting out more.

Posted by: Michelle Chestbelt at May 21, 2010 10:18 PM (cBHtc)

108 My guess is that someone in the DC govt is making money off a new contract with Trojan.

Posted by: dagnymc at May 21, 2010 10:18 PM (6T7vs)

109 "T. Squalls"?
"University of the District of Columbia"??
30???
Give the Washington Post reporter credit for jotting this nonsense down in his notebook while keeping a straight face. Or blame him/her for enabling.
Given the stakes, condoms are cheap. Just don't buy the Family Pack.

Posted by: CJ at May 21, 2010 10:18 PM (O27Qg)

110 GO BACK..Go back, it's a blowjob!!!11!!

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at May 21, 2010 10:18 PM (rQTdM)

111 109
Hey, anyone here pronounce it "AHNt" instead of "ant"?


Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 21, 2010
10:17 PM

Seems almost universal with black people

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2010 10:19 PM (sYxEE)

112 So you all figured out the Tony Rezko business, but no one thought about me, did they? No one suspected the sausage king of Chicago!

Posted by: Abe Froman at May 21, 2010 10:19 PM (MFbfZ)

113 (REALLY?)


Posted by: Gabriel Malor at May 21, 2010 10:20 PM (1TvCg)

114
I hope our society can turn back to morality on this issue. It is really disgusting to see people handing condoms to kids. That does NOT solve the problem of teen pregnancy and STD; in fact it increases the problem because the more sex you have, the greater your chances at some point of getting pregnant (by accident) and getting an STD. Reason #996 why I hate Libtards.

Posted by: sickinmass at May 21, 2010 10:20 PM (tamie)

115 Heh, this always cracks me up

Posted by: koopy at May 21, 2010 10:20 PM (ctR4U)

116 I think Gabriel is having a difficult time coping with this particular news item. I recommend large quantities of alcohol, stat.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 21, 2010 10:20 PM (RZ8pf)

117 The teachers were told they had to teach the Iliad. They said, "What's a Iliad?" A new expensive condom program is born.

Posted by: dagnymc at May 21, 2010 10:20 PM (6T7vs)

118 A shopping show in Canada did a segment on condoms and illustrated the
"I need huge condoms because I'm so hung" line being crap by the show
hostesses taking regular-sized condoms and putting them on over their
heads, down to their necks and inflating them with their exhalations. So
the kids are spouting bullshit. Here's
their summary, including that oversize condoms are a danger not to work
for both contraception and disease hindrance. (BTW, the two
hostesses are great-looking women. And the prices are Canadian from
several years ago, so were/are probably the equivalent of 20% cheaper in
U.S. dollars.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2010 10:21 PM (7b1Uc)

119 Just wait until they start asking for the flavored condoms.

Posted by: Ben at May 21, 2010 10:21 PM (DKV43)

120 Ummm,not be be racially insensitive but I bet the teenagers(most of
them) in DC do actually do what the condoms are intended to be for.

Eh, race doesn't need to factor into it...look at the teen pregnancy rate and the teen HIV rate. That'll be an indication if anyone is using condoms for their intended purpose.

Teen pregnancy rate is why I suspect they're mostly used for pranks in Milwaukee. There's some sort of cultural component to knocking up girls/getting knocked up (again, not necessarily racial...call it "urban culture"). If you don't have a baby, people wonder why you can't get/don't want a man.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 21, 2010 10:21 PM (OkT2m)

121 54
Yeah, every boy thinks his wang is the size of florida, my ass they
didn't fit.

I saw whut you dun there!

Posted by: TXMarko at May 21, 2010 10:22 PM (f1aTk)

122 shibumi - the legal concept is unequal application of the law in inherently unfair, racist, sexist, etc. Your argument would be - because they aren't enforcing Law A, then why did they enforce Law B -- obviously, because they hate people named shibumi.

Your jailhouse lawyer ca fill in the details, don't make any firm reservations in Vegas based on an early release.

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2010 10:22 PM (CPefM)

123 115

I do. It's a New England thing.


Posted by: Wodeshed at May 21, 2010 10:23 PM (MFbfZ)

124 They are too small because they need one for their hand.

For the vast majority of teen boys, that's as close to "scoring" as they are gonna get.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 21, 2010 10:23 PM (9b6FB)

125 Do they ever tell the stupid kids that condoms aren't 100% effective? I doubt it.

Posted by: dagnymc at May 21, 2010 10:23 PM (OijZo)

126 121 Congratulation on passing your Wrap MC course!!

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2010 10:23 PM (3Fn1O)

127 they probably just need larger condoms so they can store more herion. another business subsidized by the state

Posted by: Ben at May 21, 2010 10:24 PM (DKV43)

128 So beggars can be choosers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2010 10:24 PM (lAYt4)

129 2.5 million condoms in FY2010 so far
"If people get what they don't want, they are just going to trash them," said T. Squalls, 30, who attends the University of the District of Columbia. "So why not spend a few extra dollars and get what people want?"
2.5 million condoms even for 36 packs for 23.99. still what does this add up too? i'm sure they get a deal. but really and how do they account for it , Under "kid supplies"? but parents have to buy, paper : pencils, pens, backpacks, liners. and so on?

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 10:24 PM (ax2VZ)

130 Uh uh, no. Condoms are for single men. The day we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever. And Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?

Posted by: george costanza at May 21, 2010 10:24 PM (7b1Uc)

131 I have noticed that there seems to be a larger number of very young women pregnant or hauling around babies. This is something we’ve noticed at the school as well; the Kindergarteners this year as a whole have a lot more very young parents than any of the previous 10 years or so.

Given the proliferation of sex education and the availability of free condoms and abortions, it seems intriguing that there appears to actually be a rise in teen/young adult pregnancies. I wonder if anyone has bothered studying this yet. I’m guessing not because that would poke holes in one of the liberal’s favorite theories, wouldn’t it?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 21, 2010 10:25 PM (RZ8pf)

132 So beggars can be choosers demanders


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2010 10:24 PM (lAYt4)
Welcome to the new American Socialist Superstate.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 10:25 PM (Qp4DT)

133 it's really is looking like we are fucked. what are we going to pay for next?

Posted by: Racefan at May 21, 2010 10:25 PM (T7ha1)

134 If you don't have a baby, people wonder why you can't get/don't want a
man.

Oh Jesus. Just the mentality these people need to have.

Posted by: wherestherum at May 21, 2010 10:26 PM (gofDd)

135 134 The parents don't buy anything. Everything is given to them including laptops, bikes, climbing walls, all books, study abroad, etc. Denying these kids anything at all is racist.

Posted by: dagnymc at May 21, 2010 10:26 PM (OijZo)

136 129 I wonder what percentage of the boys gets the majority of te action?Just the elite athletes and the super popular types?

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2010 10:26 PM (3Fn1O)

137 George, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use them.

Posted by: cosmo kramer at May 21, 2010 10:27 PM (7b1Uc)

138 Question: Why are men teachers handing them out? Wouldn't it make more sense to have women teachers hand them out to the girl. The girl is the one with the blood supply still coursing into her brain at the correct time?

Posted by: dagnymc at May 21, 2010 10:28 PM (OijZo)

139 Hazard of the Master of Condoms degree: http://bit.ly/c5fg4Z

Posted by: Wodeshed at May 21, 2010 10:29 PM (MFbfZ)

140 So beggars buggers can be choosers
Fixed. (Unlike me.)

Posted by: andi sullivan at May 21, 2010 10:29 PM (7b1Uc)

141 They had the size bigger than the Magnum, the "ICBM"

Dick Cheney took all of them

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2010 10:29 PM (sYxEE)

142 I wonder if anyone has bothered studying this yet. I’m guessing not because that would poke holes in one of the liberal’s favorite theories, wouldn’t it?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 21, 2010 10:25 PM (RZ8pf)
Perhaps, they would do statistical wrangling as they do with teen pregnancy in middle states verses, blue states. usignyoung teen mothers as the example- more young mothers in red states (perhaps because less likely to abort?)
as with divorce occurs more in middle america (perhaps most likely to marry -Instead of live together"?)
at least that's how i would do it if i knew how. heh

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 10:30 PM (ax2VZ)

143 118
I hope our society can turn back to morality on this issue. It is really disgusting to see people handing condoms to kids. That does NOT solve the problem of teen pregnancy and STD; in fact it increases the problem because the more sex you have, the greater your chances at some point of getting pregnant (by accident) and getting an STD. Reason #996 why I hate Libtards.
Posted by: sickinmass at May 21, 2010 10:20 PM (tamie)

Liberals encourage children to behave like animals and then have the nerve to act surprised when, in acts of rape, murder, and gang violence, they do.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 21, 2010 10:31 PM (GAzcm)

144 Given the
proliferation of sex education and the availability of free condoms and
abortions, it seems intriguing that there appears to actually be a rise
in teen/young adult pregnancies.
I think it went down slightly last year, but I don't have a socioeconomic breakdown handy.

There's more incentives in some socioeconomic groups to give birth at 15 than to abort. Start with "when you give birth, you become a legal adult."

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 21, 2010 10:31 PM (OkT2m)

145 127
Your article is so good, deeply attracted me.

That's creepy for this thread, even from a spammer

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2010 10:31 PM (sYxEE)

146 Wonder if we're gonna get a thread for the SEIU's 500 man raid on a Bank of America Executive's home?

It is bad enough Milquestoast Pundit over at HA has not banned a guy who mentioned "this is how civil wars start"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 10:34 PM (e93wD)

147 A favorite quote from a surgeon friend of mine. I think it applies here as well.

"When something is fucked up, you can't un-fuck it by fucking with it."

Posted by: Wodeshed at May 21, 2010 10:35 PM (MFbfZ)

148 152,
I tend to look kindly on tjheir balloon use as being indicative of a trend in a more professional generation generating class.....
sure we can't turn out true craftsmen but by Jesus we can turn out cocksmen and women.....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 10:37 PM (e93wD)

149 151
Wonder if we're gonna get a thread for the SEIU's 500 man raid on a Bank of America Executive's home?
Sven, Well I wonder how much responsibilty can be laid at the door of Obama, If something happens during one of these episodes?
Also i had wondered about the lack of police reponse in that situation. a private home, threatening behavior and so on.

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 10:37 PM (ax2VZ)

150 Sven, Well I wonder how much responsibilty can be laid at the door of Obama, If something happens during one of these episodes?


Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 10:37 PM (ax2VZ)
3000%.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 10:39 PM (Qp4DT)

151 I think that God is sizing us up for a comet strike right about now......

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2010 10:40 PM (3Fn1O)

152 154 151
Wonder if we're gonna get a thread for the SEIU's 500 man raid on a Bank of America Executive's home?
Sven, Well I wonder how much responsibilty can be laid at the door of Obama, If something happens during one of these episodes?
Also i had wondered about the lack of police reponse in that situation. a private home, threatening behavior and so on.

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 10:37 PM (ax2VZ)

Didnt the police escort them?

Posted by: lou at May 21, 2010 10:42 PM (edPJq)

153 The government announced today that it is changing the national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
The condom allows for inflation, halts production,

Posted by: sickinmass at May 21, 2010 10:43 PM (tamie)

154 I turned out a cockswain once, for eating crackers in bed.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at May 21, 2010 10:43 PM (MFbfZ)

155 154, 155

Willow PoP,
Well I am fairly certain Ogabe will not have his fingerprints anywhere near this.....Jugears may even be cagey enough to decry "the SEIU's 'understandable excess'...."

The guy worships Stalin, Lenin, and Mao and all three understood the raw power of "who me?"
Fact is and I am including myself in this, far too many of us are simply donating money and "community" to this crisis we are facing and the fact of the matter is it is perhaps time for us to go beyond merely cribbing "roolz for radicoolz" and start making angry counter-demonstrations our new hobby.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 10:44 PM (e93wD)

156
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.

Posted by: sickinmass at May 21, 2010 10:45 PM (tamie)

157 157 Lou,
Indeed 85% of all metro PDs are union boyz....
they retire at 55 and get a nice 100% taxpayer funded payday in retirement.
Better deal than the military, let the moonbats buy the cops I get the feeling we'll get the soldiers if it ever comes to it.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 10:46 PM (e93wD)

158 The Little Rock School District actually distributed faulty condoms and did not warn or issue a recall on them.

Posted by: TOM at May 21, 2010 10:46 PM (kRe06)

159 That article makes it sound like the DC cops do this all of the time - not so fast. It never happens without prior coordination - police, traffic, emergency services -- and notification to the Feds. There are way to many gun carrying police agencies in DC to do this uncoordinated.

You can't have an event without the paramedics on standby, who controlled vehicular traffic, etc. Somebody coordinated with media, but they forgot Montgomery Co!!! what about DSS and the USSS -- who else lives in that neighborhood?

Does it remind anyone of Zimbabwe?

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2010 10:46 PM (CPefM)

160 164 Jean,
yeah I am getting the feeling barry's temper tantrum is about to hit if the newsies can't get him back over 38% real soon.....
He'll lob our nukes on us if he falls below the "moonbat donk barrier"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 10:48 PM (e93wD)

161 Does it remind anyone of Zimbabwe?

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2010 10:46 PM (CPefM)
More like Rhodesia, at the end.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 10:50 PM (Qp4DT)

162 166 PoP,
dunno there was a lot of racial component to the fun and games in Afreeka, frankly the SEIU is a white driven organization....
the vibe you all are looking for is Lubyanka Prison, 1917, Felix Dzerzhinsky, Lenin, Stalin, et al......
Odessa is almost a dead on match for the fun and games going on here.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 10:53 PM (e93wD)

163 Bet they don't pick the same victim twice. Those guys can afford very professional security. Sometimes very pro-active security.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 21, 2010 10:55 PM (dQdrY)

164 Let me clarify, armed agents of one "state", DC, led a mob into a sovereign state, without prior or immediate notice, to harass a private citizen.and commit various minor crimes and sundry offenses. Their target a Democrat of some standing who subscribes to a different agenda then the Democratic White House; unfortunately they reached his 14 year old child instead. The mob? Organized and directed by an group closely associated with the President of the USA.

If that Mr. Bear had decided to live in Northern Virginia, there would a firestorm right now.

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2010 10:57 PM (CPefM)

165 I'd find out who organized this, and make them regret it.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 21, 2010 10:57 PM (dQdrY)

166 pop, I'm talking about the recent Mugabe assaults on white and black farmers who are not ZANU-PF member by his "war veterans".

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2010 10:59 PM (CPefM)

167 168 rat Patrol and less than lethal counter measures,,,,,
I am thinking there is a market for an organized, contracted counter force.
The contract between the land owner and the corporation exonerates them from tresspassing, depending on municipal and state law castle doctrine is tranferrable, and a cagey businessman who set up "counter demonstration" could turn it into a reality TV show and pro-bono advertising work when lower level people were SEIU's targets.
We need to infiltrate the SEIU with HumInt ops like ACORN was busted and we need to start developing hard data on the operators of the newtowrk we are facing off against, and then where the threads of the web are weakest.....
Sidney reilley damn near single handedly killed the communist revolution in the crib through running a private intell op in odessa and Moscow.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 10:59 PM (e93wD)

168 Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 10:53 PM (e93wD)

That's true. I was referring more to the general government instpired violence and stupidity. Your examples are closer, but I was riffing off of the Zimbabwe reference.

The Indonesian Imbecile falls short of comparisons with Lenin, Stalin, etc, though, because he's not nearly smart enough to compete with them. The Precedent is only able to do what he's doing because of white guilt holding Americans back. If Shrillary or anyone else had tried to pull this same sort of shit, they would be out of office, even with a lunatic dem Congress, because Congress would start to truly fear for their own safety. But, hiding behind The Precedent's skin (as race-baiting is the number one weapon Washington has been using and the number one reason the MFM feels so empowered to leave Pravda in the dust with their insane lies) is what has been driving and enabling all of this - from the election fo the retard to the defense of his every treasonous and retarded action.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 10:59 PM (Qp4DT)

169 171 Jean,
Yes exactly...I don't think jugears can count.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:00 PM (e93wD)

170 We need to infiltrate the SEIU with HumInt ops
like ACORN was busted and we need to start developing hard data on the
operators of the newtowrk we are facing off against, and then where the
threads of the web are weakest.....
Sidney reilley damn near single handedly killed the communist
revolution in the crib through running a private intell op in odessa
and Moscow.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 10:59 PM (e93wD)
That's a great idea and very much needed. The only problems are that:1) it's too late. This nation's fate has all but been sealed.2) The MFM would ignore any and all evidence and kill the private operatives in their rags, who would then just ... disappear.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 11:02 PM (Qp4DT)

171 173 PoP,
My grandfather God rest his soul once said to me "platitudes have a short half-life on an empty belly".....
White Guilt is based on platitudes.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:03 PM (e93wD)

172 175 PoP,
it is never too late, at worst there is the opportunity to profit while fighting a rearguard action, at best we may get to settle once and for all whether this nation believes that mooching is superior to producing....if it does there will be an exodus to the next "last great hope" for Lockeian freedom.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:05 PM (e93wD)

173 My grandfather God rest his soul once said to me "platitudes have a short half-life on an empty belly".....White Guilt is based on platitudes.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:03 PM (e93wD)
White guilt has driven this nation to OPT for national suicide. Your grandfather was thinking of societies where the people actually want to survive. White guilt has made many in the West actually want to die - but they want to take everyone who reminds them of themselves, and their fathers, with them.Don't underestimate the hold that emotions can have on people, especially warped ones that become embedded in many.No other nation/societies on Earth, that I know of, chose to commit suicide without any actual reason ... except for the modern West.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 11:06 PM (Qp4DT)

174 178 PoP,
Dunno about that....read romance of the Three Kingdoms....unless you know a lot of 7 foot tall green eyed red haired Chinamen I am willing to bet all of this has happened before and all this will happen again.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:08 PM (e93wD)

175 I had to laugh at myself for thinking, the "wgat if it had been Bush and Cheney" and GOP affiliated inimidating a private American citizen Family. Imagine the shrieking!!

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 11:09 PM (ax2VZ)

176 and the shrieking would have been an actyal correct response

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 11:11 PM (ax2VZ)

177 How about an XXXXL dose of sterilization? Would dat be big enuff?

Posted by: KLL at May 21, 2010 11:11 PM (GM5Q+)

178 On the other hand, if the rich bastard is still a dem, fuck him. Let the leftie purge roll on.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 21, 2010 11:12 PM (dQdrY)

179 we need to make a list
jor the plumber, dem brunner and company
seiu and aig
seiu and banker
chu? the atty for GWB and code pink and freinds
whom else?

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 11:13 PM (ax2VZ)

180 180, 181,

Willow the thing is the press would never play the willful blindness game if Bush/Cheney any GOPer ever misused the darker angels of political nature this way....
do yourself a favor and go to CBS, CNN, NBC, ABC, and MSNBC and try to find angry coverage of this story....

get back to me it is a real laugh almost as much as the 700+ point drop in the Dow they were saying at the start of the moneth would be in the mid 11,000s dropping sub 10,000 and it literally being everybody but the DNC's fault.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:13 PM (e93wD)

181 I can't wait for the first law suit against the agency handing out the free condoms.

"It didn't work. It was too small. She got pregnant!"

Otta be good for a few million in court, don't you think?

Posted by: Dell at May 21, 2010 11:14 PM (uUXxk)

182 unless you know a lot of 7 foot tall green eyed
red haired Chinamen I am willing to bet all of this has happened before
and all this will happen again.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:08 PM (e93wD)
I don't think so. The West are the only individualistic societies (with the US being the most individualistic). We are founded on the tripod of Individualism/Guilt/Atonement. That has enabled us to leapfrog past all others, as individualism unleashes the true power and creativity of people (as we all know) but with it comes a dark side - fake, illusory, out-of-control guilt among those who can't handle the normal guilt mechanism that pushes them to seek the ultimate atonement. I don't think any other societies have ever dealt with this, as most others are founded on Tribalism/Shame/Revenge. They react very differently with those weak personalities who cannot handle the normal shame mechanism.The best hope for the continuation of the American creed (which is the only truly important issue) is the splitting of the nation and the formation of a new nation that is actually bound to American principles and our founding structure and traditions. I see little to no chance of the American creed being carried forward by the US. Things are just much too far gone and too much irreparable damage has been done.Maybe I'm wrong ... but I don't think so.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 11:14 PM (Qp4DT)

183 184 Willow,
Exactly....of more interest is when they go after fellow Democrats, there is the potential for an internal power struggle there that could delay the advent of the USSA for at least another decade....which will be well into Ogabe's third term by then.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:15 PM (e93wD)

184 dhs report
Obama to His people, "get in their face"
Pitch forks and compliance.

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 11:16 PM (ax2VZ)

185 that could delay the advent of the USSA for at least another decade

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:15 PM (e93wD)
Sven,It's the American Socialist Superstate, as the federal government is made into a national government and no other levels of government are given any sovereignty or autonomy.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 11:18 PM (Qp4DT)

186 I really really dislike this administration. (undertstament)
akthough i believe it has become so bizzare more people that otherwise wouldn't be attentive are becoming so.

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2010 11:18 PM (ax2VZ)

187 187 PoP,
1) I was pointing out that "racial guilt" has devestated populations in formerly multi-cultural societies before
2) I acede to the fact that it may well be different this time and we may be voluntarily ethnically cleansing ourselves
3) Keep a close eye on the border states, Jugears either has something up his sleeve for them or is so stupid he will force them to leave through inertia.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:19 PM (e93wD)

188 190 PoP,
Maybe I think for Nostalgia from his ideologcal youth and as a gentle "fuck you" to all us non Kool-Aid drinkers he'll go for the closest he can to his ideal state's old intials....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:21 PM (e93wD)

189 191 Willow,

and I agree....the best that the SEIU can do is awaken a sleeping dragon....

Union membership is at the lowest it has been in generations, they like to pretend it is the old days and they can "cowboy" the non-organized groups' indians but the few bastards at the 9/12 rally in DC had fear in their eyes seeing that they would be Custer if they started shit.....none of our fingers got bit off that day because someone would have opened up the biter's belly looking for the missing digit.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:23 PM (e93wD)

190 3) Keep a close eye on the border states, Jugears
either has something up his sleeve for them or is so stupid he will
force them to leave through inertia.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:19 PM (e93wD)
Sven, I would bet on the latter. The Precedent's current drive to ally with the world against Arizona is the shape of how it will go, and I can't imagine that those Americans who have ignored the Indonesian Imbecile's clear treason, thus far, will be able to ignore it much longer. Those who like his America-hate will be cheering him on and those who love America will see the clear outlines of what they have stupidly pretended wasn't happening. The fact that he is attacking whole states (and that states aligned with the leftist scumbags are joining in) will make the split even more likely - as if it wasn't already in the 80% likelihood range.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 11:25 PM (Qp4DT)

191 Maybe I think for Nostalgia from his ideologcal
youth and as a gentle "fuck you" to all us non Kool-Aid drinkers he'll
go for the closest he can to his ideal state's old intials....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:21 PM (e93wD)
Maybe, but it will be A.S.S. to me.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 11:26 PM (Qp4DT)

192 @122 andycanuck is absolutely right. You can put 2 litres of water in a normal condom. I've seen survivalist manuals where they're touted as being perfectly serviceable impromptu water-carriers.

I have had a couple break on me, mind. That shit is stressful. I hate the goddamn things.

Posted by: David Gillies at May 21, 2010 11:27 PM (xb68W)

193 197 DG,
so did it break as a field expedient Danger Man canteen, or a purpose made balloon?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:30 PM (e93wD)

194 196 PoP,
I had to scold my boy for humming along this morning when I was singing "donkey ass motherfuckers" to the tune of a Prince song.....
here in SC we have a State Rep name of Bales who has the most self-congratulatory billboard pics I've yet seen.....

"thak you Representative bales" for things like fixing a road, supporting law enforcement by not cutting their budget instead freezing it".....

"name that party"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:32 PM (e93wD)

195 I believe there's an evil racist stereotype hidden in this story.

Posted by: tsj017 at May 21, 2010 11:33 PM (TO4Pw)

196
"name that party"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:32 PM (e93wD)
Heh.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 21, 2010 11:35 PM (Qp4DT)

197 200,
Has to be.....
pity the site that showed the "war veterans" using necklacing is down now.....
"stereotypes" and all

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:36 PM (e93wD)

198 201 PoP,
oh and PoP just to ease your burden an ounce or two.....grasp what I just said Ed and AP are allowing a thread to use the words "civil war' without having a shitfit over it.....

I fell on my grenade to test the boundaries sort of for this reason....it turned the slurpee twins into a bit of a canary in the coal mine with regards to limp-wrist RiNO acquiesence to Barry T ogabe's calls for "decorum" while sticking a knife in the nation.....
Ed's response to the SEIU antics is unknown but AP is less than thrilled obviously as evinced by his looking the other way......
given enough time even the squishes will aid us by at least not going Brooks or Piggy Noonan on us anymore.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:40 PM (e93wD)

199 "If you got a whole bunch of people who shouldn't be having sex it would be teens and college-age students who need free condoms"
Especially if they're 30-yr-old college students like 'T. Squalls'.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at May 21, 2010 11:43 PM (CMPXK)

200 Gots to watch out and rap that wrascal, or Craig Venter'll fill you up with Synthias.

Posted by: Aimee Ba at May 21, 2010 11:45 PM (zfRju)

201 I guess its safe to assume Maet is taking a well deserved night off. I'm jumping in here and will catch up on the comments after I post this inquiry.
I have not shopped at Target since they said no to the Salvation army. Not that I do a lot of shopping. Today my Daughter-in-law told me she was informed that was all about avoiding a push to unionize their workforce. Have any of you heard anything to that effect?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 21, 2010 11:58 PM (rurh0)

202 Hmmmm.

Good for them. In addition, if I were them, I'd complain that the girls that put out are way too skanky and the hotties aren't ... er ... available ... enough.

Blowjobs in the boy's room!! Handjobs and Cheetos for everyone!

Posted by: Mullah Biden at May 21, 2010 11:58 PM (MwCol)

203 -->oh and PoP just to ease your burden an ounce or
two.....grasp what I just said Ed and AP are allowing a thread to use
the words "civil war' without having a shitfit over it.....

I think they're just drunk. They'll recover.


-->I fell on my grenade to test the boundaries sort of for this
reason....I got banned for much, much less. And called "a problem commenter"!
-->it turned the slurpee twins into a bit of a canary in the
coal mine with regards to limp-wrist RiNO acquiesence to Barry T
ogabe's calls for "decorum" while sticking a knife in the nation.....Good description.

-->Ed's response to the SEIU antics is unknown but AP is less than thrilled obviously as evinced by his looking the other way......
This SEIU thuggery is really something outside all bounds of reason or
decency, even worse than their previous thuggery because of its odd
randomness in picking some 2nd or 3rd tier guy - true terrorism. And
the fact of the police escort puts it onto a whole other level. And the phrases they were getting all pissy about were insanely childish and hyper-sensitive beyond reason. Getting emails from allah because people are writing "sec3ssion" (and other attempts to 'sidestep the filter' [paraphrased]) and that they'd be 'banned the next time without warning' ... I'd take this with tempered enthusiasm.

-->given enough time even the squishes will aid us by at least not going Brooks or Piggy Noonan on us anymore.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 21, 2010 11:40 PM (e93wD)
Yay! ... heh.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 22, 2010 12:07 AM (Qp4DT)

204 Don't fit, as if, condoms can double as water balloons in a pinch.

Posted by: litttle boomer at May 22, 2010 12:13 AM (FHBgU)

205 The neighbors should have opened up a can of whoop ass, I cannot believe this happened a week ago, and nobody gives a shit. If this happened to my kid, the shit would have hit the fan.

Posted by: lou at May 22, 2010 12:18 AM (edPJq)

206 Sickinmass wrote:

118
I hope our society can turn back to morality on this issue. It is
really disgusting to see people handing condoms to kids. That does NOT
solve the problem of teen pregnancy and STD; in fact it increases the
problem because the more sex you have, the greater your chances at some
point of getting pregnant (by accident) and getting an STD. Reason #996
why I hate Libtards.
And reason #1 why I am a conservative and not a libertarian. I'm all for tiny government and the protection of civil liberties, but there has to be a moral awareness to governance.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at May 22, 2010 12:51 AM (kJXs1)

207 I live there. The ones they hand out are definitely too small.

Posted by: Guy Who Drives a Miata at May 22, 2010 02:21 AM (Bu9Jo)

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"197 DG,

so did it break as a field expedient Danger Man canteen, or a purpose made balloon?"

No, it broke while I was fucking a chick. Both times. Field-expedient canteen, never had a problem.

Posted by: David Gillies at May 22, 2010 03:04 AM (xb68W)

209 Dear Democrats,Fuck you. I really, really hate you with the intensity of a billion Suns and with such a perfect hatred. If you all were to resign or disappear tomorrow, the US would be immensely better off.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 21, 2010

From another thread. Needed to be said again.

Posted by: Penultimatum at May 22, 2010 04:01 AM (niydV)

210 "T. Squalls, 30, who attends the University of the District of Columbia" --
What kind of idiot would be sleeping with a 30-year old college student who can't afford condoms?

Posted by: Penultimatum at May 22, 2010 04:02 AM (niydV)

211 I could make what some (libs) would call a racist assertion here, but I won't.

Posted by: KoolAid at May 22, 2010 05:57 AM (SfpsN)

212 What's the bag limit on SEIU thugs? I assume you can only shoot when the mob is actually on your property. Dropping them in the street is bad form, and might even get you a ticket for littering.

You really can't google this stuff or go out for more ammo after the mob shows up.

Posted by: MarkD at May 22, 2010 07:57 AM (YhZfg)

213
the GIMME generation.

Generation gimme.

or whatever.

The taker generation - they suck.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 22, 2010 09:03 AM (0fzsA)

214 @30: It's just sick kid humor, no worse than Christa McAuliffe jokes. Sure, you'd like them to be reverent about sex, but come on, I know a guy who refers to semen as "gopher snot".

Posted by: Jeffrey Quick at May 22, 2010 09:11 AM (jU2nE)

215 How much are they spending on tennis shoes, fingernail work, electronics and they can't buy their own condoms?

Posted by: Mark at May 22, 2010 10:11 AM (NUkK1)

216 221 - they suck because their parents suck. And their grandparents. All the way back to the hellspawn Boomers. The Greatest Generation had the worst kids ever. Period.

Posted by: societyis2blame at May 22, 2010 11:12 AM (7ZyYf)

217 I'm sure these kids have no trouble paying for cellphones and ipods somehow. They can go to Walgreens and buy their own damn condoms.

Jeez.

Maybe the school system should be handing out flossers and toothbrushes. Maybe deoderant. I mean, if the schools have turned into a Target-for-free service now.

Posted by: meep at May 22, 2010 11:40 AM (gqJGk)

218 DC also has the highest HIV infection rate in the country, equal to some poor countries in africa. As someone else mentioned, giving out free condoms is a social 'Green Light' to have sex. The free condoms are just a patch over the real problem which are the values of the DC community holds dear, like 'getting over on the system' and 'sticking it to the man'.

DC needs the Detroit solution, bulldozers.

Posted by: TB at May 22, 2010 12:10 PM (O6XMK)

219 Children having sex until they're considered grown-ups at which point they go through life acting like children. Liberalism is a mental disorder. Hurry up and come, Armageddon.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 22, 2010 02:35 PM (mHQ7T)

220 Get rid of the illegals and fill the workplace with teens again. They shouldn't have time for all this fucking.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 22, 2010 02:41 PM (mHQ7T)

221 215

Even the spam seems sane though disturbingly sentient now. Can we replace Democrats with robots?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 22, 2010 02:44 PM (mHQ7T)

222 As a die hard libertarian, the only problem I see here is that the kids are having to ask someone for the condoms at all.

There are vending machines for chips and sodas all over the place.

Why aren't there vending machines for condoms?

Why should someone have to ask their teacher or some other school district apparatchik when they can just drop a few quarters into a vending machine and get whatever brand they want?



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226 hey all this is just proof positive that all blacks have huge dicks. if the teens need the larger condoms imagine when they get bigger! my wife left me for a black man and now i know why!

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