Gibbs' Hand....
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Posted by: Dang Straights at February 09, 2010 04:54 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2010 04:54 PM (Q1lie)
Posted by: joncelli at February 09, 2010 04:56 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TexasJew at February 09, 2010 04:56 PM (GHq7I)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 04:57 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: wiserbud at February 09, 2010 04:57 PM (tWf3S)
Posted by: nickless at February 09, 2010 04:58 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Original Mikey, not the troll one at February 09, 2010 04:58 PM (TJoID)
use both hands to find ass
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 09, 2010 04:59 PM (FNXdE)
Posted by: pep at February 09, 2010 04:59 PM (0K3p3)
Posted by: Thomas at February 09, 2010 04:59 PM (7jyqs)
Sorry Gibbsy, you walked into it.
Here's what we'll see for tomorrow's briefer:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. put your dick in the box
3. make her open the box
And that's the way you do it.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 04:59 PM (Ywp/O)
Boy howdy.
Posted by: pep at February 09, 2010 05:00 PM (0K3p3)
Posted by: TexasJew at February 09, 2010 05:00 PM (GHq7I)
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at February 09, 2010 05:01 PM (CVZGO)
Posted by: Mike at February 09, 2010 05:02 PM (JalPh)
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at February 09, 2010 05:02 PM (CVZGO)
Drop soap for drug companies
Drop soap for terrorists
Drop soap for China
Buy more soap
Posted by: sifty at February 09, 2010 05:03 PM (d3PgX)
Jake Tapper Is A Douche
Play Pocket Pool Behind The Podium
Call On NPR
Act Intelligent
Helen Thomas Is Hot !
Play More Pocket Pool Behind The Podium
Posted by: Robert Gibbs Left Hand at February 09, 2010 05:04 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: This is Whistle Dick Bendover at February 09, 2010 05:04 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:04 PM (WeDcz)
WTF! Look closely at those teenie tiny digits/phalanges.
Reflective of the size of his ?????? I can think of three.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 05:05 PM (ucq49)
I love lamp!
Posted by: KingShamus at February 09, 2010 05:06 PM (8n1j5)
Posted by: TexasJew at February 09, 2010 05:06 PM (GHq7I)
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 09, 2010 05:06 PM (PrCl4)
Posted by: Dark Thunder at February 09, 2010 05:06 PM (zHiwU)
Posted by: Cicero at February 09, 2010 05:06 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2010 05:06 PM (ySQoK)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 09, 2010 05:06 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:07 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: costanza at February 09, 2010 05:07 PM (EFn85)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 05:07 PM (ucq49)
Um, could we get back to talking about important shit, like Palin's tittays?
Posted by: PowerGlutes at February 09, 2010 05:07 PM (8n1j5)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 09, 2010 05:08 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Jerry at February 09, 2010 05:08 PM (EFn85)
Posted by: dastardly willow at February 09, 2010 05:10 PM (7FgWm)
Really nasty comment I thought better of and deleted....
Posted by: maddogg at February 09, 2010 05:10 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:10 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 09, 2010 05:12 PM (FNXdE)
Remember Stud, You're A Winner
I'm Not Fat, I'm Husky !
I Am The John Edwards Of Comb-Overs
Don't Shit My Boxers When Tap Asks A Question
Tell Helen How Lovely And Alive She looks Today
Posted by: Robert Gibbs' Left Hand at February 09, 2010 05:12 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 09, 2010 05:12 PM (PrCl4)
Grin stupidly at own smug putdowns of people who passed eighth grade on the first try
Posted by: Cousin Eddie Gibbs at February 09, 2010 05:12 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 09, 2010 05:13 PM (0FiCa)
Posted by: dagny at February 09, 2010 05:13 PM (V8UV+)
Posted by: Robert Gibbs' Left Hand at February 09, 2010 05:12 PM (t72+4)
Don't oversell. Better go with "lifelike."
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:13 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: Methos at February 09, 2010 05:13 PM (Xsi7M)
Maybe Gibbs is left handed.
Posted by: George Orwell
Uh, I meant the "other left" left hand. This is what I get for multitasking.
Posted by: George Orwell at February 09, 2010 05:14 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:14 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Stan at February 09, 2010 05:15 PM (8z1ls)
Posted by: nine coconuts at February 09, 2010 05:16 PM (DHNp4)
Oh, the shame. He even played sports, guess what?
Ghey, soccer.
Posted by: Kemp at February 09, 2010 05:16 PM (2+9Yx)
I can haz another snow day hot cocoa?
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2010 05:16 PM (+FkcS)
Gold
Silver
Food
Weapons
Ammo
Tar
Feathers
Pitchforks
Torches
Stretched Rope
The white-hot anger of a thousand suns for being robbed of our rightful inheritance by a bunch of fucking seventh grade minded douchebags who've never worked in their fucking lives.
Bacon
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 05:16 PM (5Xf3c)
Just when you think they can't get any more childish...
This really is unbelievable. Well I guess not really.
Posted by: spypeach at February 09, 2010 05:17 PM (qsM1Q)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 05:18 PM (Ywp/O)
"We pretty much already made all the hand jokes in the other thread."
Surely not two double posts in one day?
Chastized again. I guess I really need to go thru every post, from the earliest, before adding me 2 cents.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 05:18 PM (ucq49)
But I'm sure you can understand why I didn't look too closely at Gibbs' hand.
Posted by: Methos at February 09, 2010 05:19 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:19 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Kemp at February 09, 2010 05:19 PM (2+9Yx)
Gibbsy is the only one there that can talk without a teleprompter. He is the smartest one....doesn't that scare the shit out of you?
Between that and spiderclowns, I'm not sleeping for a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 09, 2010 05:20 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:19 PM (WeDcz)
Be prepared to shovel.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 05:20 PM (5Xf3c)
Posted by: ushie at February 09, 2010 05:20 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: deek at February 09, 2010 05:21 PM (98hOY)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:21 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Fish at February 09, 2010 05:21 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: toby928 at February 09, 2010 05:22 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 05:23 PM (Ywp/O)
She stood up to it well. I'm not sure anyone on the left would say so, but Ms. Geller hit them pretty hard, and got back only, "Sara's stupid" in return.
A proper response to Ronjr's childish taunting would be to let him know that you're thrilled to see him keep up the monkeyshine, since that makes Palin look smarter every time he spanks it.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:23 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 05:24 PM (ucq49)
---- The President
---- Axelrod
---- Rachel Maddow
---- Rahm
---- Olbermann
Posted by: iowahawk at February 09, 2010 05:24 PM (veL4N)
Posted by: Lefty logic at February 09, 2010 05:25 PM (gue+Q)
Posted by: maddogg at February 09, 2010 05:25 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Penfold at February 09, 2010 05:25 PM (1PeEC)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 09, 2010 05:26 PM (mR7mk)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 09, 2010 05:26 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:26 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 09, 2010 05:26 PM (0FiCa)
Posted by: sifty at February 09, 2010 05:26 PM (d3PgX)
Posted by: Vern at February 09, 2010 05:26 PM (ijVRQ)
Bear Claw
Jelly Donut
Boston Creme Donut
Cheese Danish
Orange Juice
Diet Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew
Washable Non-Toxic Marker
Zip Up Fly
Pick Out Wedgie
Remember To Wash Hand Off This Time Before Whacking Off In The Mens Room After The Presser
Posted by: Robert Gibbs' Left Hand at February 09, 2010 05:26 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: maddogg at February 09, 2010 05:27 PM (OlN4e)
"I know Pam Geller is often the butt of some jokes here"
Count me as a fan. Among the first Chuckles attacked. Most bloggers moved away from her. She stood her ground. Lo & behold. She's been vindicated.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 05:27 PM (ucq49)
Great list. You forgot pr0n and pudding.
Of course, you can always make pudding from the blood and brains of your enemies. So make sure you have sugar, then, or it's more of an aspic.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:27 PM (9b6FB)
Bill Richardson
Van Jones
Hilda Solis
Craig Becker
Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 09, 2010 05:26 PM (0FiCa)
Becker's nomination failed in the senate about half a hour ago.
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2010 05:28 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:28 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 05:28 PM (Ywp/O)
Posted by: Twinks at February 09, 2010 05:29 PM (LeFbD)
Posted by: davidt at February 09, 2010 05:29 PM (kheDT)
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 05:29 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 09, 2010 05:29 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: Twinks at February 09, 2010 05:30 PM (LeFbD)
Posted by: Robert Gibbs' Left Hand at February 09, 2010 05:26 PM (t72+4)
Don't eat breath mint in urinal
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 05:30 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: David Letterman, Jon Stewart and SNL at February 09, 2010 05:30 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: Madame Lenormand's Psychic Readings at February 09, 2010 05:30 PM (AZGON)
.Count me as a fan. Among the first Chuckles attacked. Most bloggers moved away from her. She stood her ground. Lo & behold. She's been vindicated
Me too..and...she's got a great rack,
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 05:31 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Twinks at February 09, 2010 05:32 PM (LeFbD)
Time to get out the chianti for another dippin'.
Problem is that Obama still has a recess coming up; he's pointing to Senator Shelby (Porker, AL) and saying that Republicans are mindless obstructionists.
Posted by: Zimriel at February 09, 2010 05:32 PM (sVzRC)
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 09, 2010 05:29 PM (fx8sm)
Yep...52-33
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2010 05:32 PM (VuLos)
"I know Pam Geller is often the butt of some jokes here"
Count me as a fan. Among the first Chuckles attacked. Most bloggers moved away from her. She stood her ground. Lo & behold. She's been vindicated.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 05:27 PM (ucq49)
I think the jokes are not meant to disparage her. She just gets a lil' "busting" on occasionally, since she' not an open fan of the Moron Hordes here, nor Ace. Collegial, cordial, team player; yeah, probably.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:32 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:32 PM (WeDcz)
These guys are everything we said they would be and more.
Posted by: sifty at February 09, 2010 05:32 PM (d3PgX)
Posted by: maddogg at February 09, 2010 05:32 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Fish at February 09, 2010 05:33 PM (M5t+h)
First, he doesn't look Greek. Second, I don't have a man crush on Tiger. (NTTAWWT)
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 09, 2010 05:34 PM (xxgag)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 09, 2010 05:34 PM (VnECg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:35 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Fish at February 09, 2010 05:36 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Kemp at February 09, 2010 05:36 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: sifty at February 09, 2010 05:32 PM (d3PgX)
Reminds me of the P.J. O'Rourke quote to the effect of giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and the car keys to teenage boys.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 09, 2010 05:36 PM (xxgag)
She has referred to Ace as a misogynist because he complemented her on her rack.
whoa whoa....allegedly buddy, ace denied it.
Posted by: evil libertarian at February 09, 2010 05:36 PM (x9lGm)
Posted by: Gibbs at February 09, 2010 05:37 PM (kheDT)
Posted by: Kemp at February 09, 2010 05:36 PM (2+9Yx)
Cause that is his white half, silly.
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at February 09, 2010 05:37 PM (CVZGO)
Really? How much wattage does it take to say "I never heard of _____" No I give O some credit for appointing this impenetrable wall of ignorance.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 05:37 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 09, 2010 05:37 PM (0FiCa)
Posted by: sifty at February 09, 2010 05:37 PM (d3PgX)
Posted by: maddogg at February 09, 2010 05:32 PM (OlN4e)
Hence the jokes. Lame stuff like,
The other day I was rubbing a pain in my lower back, and I realized I shouldn't have carried those groceries all the way to the car. I said to my wife, "damn, you need a cart to carry those jugs." And I turned around and saw Pam Geller stomping off.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:38 PM (9b6FB)
whoa whoa....allegedly buddy, ace denied it.
I got that off her web site some months ago. If he didn't, than he didn't. It would support my point about her being wound too tightly.
Posted by: maddogg at February 09, 2010 05:38 PM (OlN4e)
"She has referred to Ace as a misogynist because he complemented her on her rack."
I missed that. I just drop in at Atlas occasionally. If she said he's a misogynist, I'd venture she's wrong. You sure she didn't say "wheels off horn dog"?
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 05:38 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: dastardly willow at February 09, 2010 05:39 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: maddogg at February 09, 2010 05:40 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Methos at February 09, 2010 05:42 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:42 PM (WeDcz)
It's the continual pounding the left always takes from unintended consequences.
Posted by: SlaveDog at February 09, 2010 05:42 PM (H6Jyg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:43 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: dastardly willow at February 09, 2010 05:43 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Reiver at February 09, 2010 05:43 PM (WvQhL)
She has referred to Ace as a misogynist because he complemented her on her rack.
Fits his M/O...re: 'Low Hanging Fruit'.
Posted by: Jerry at February 09, 2010 05:43 PM (EFn85)
Buy Bo a Butchers Bone, And Rub His Belly
Kick Bo, When Noone Is Looking
Get The Boss A Pack Of Kools And An Eight-Ball
Avoid Rahm Like The Plague
Make Sure Michelle Isnt Around This Time Before I Tell The Newest Patrick Ewing , Klingon Or Wookie Jokes I Saw On The Right Wing Blogs To Axelrod
Bring Along Ice Pack And First Aid Kit Just In Case She Hears Anyway
Posted by: Robert Gibbs' Left Hand at February 09, 2010 05:44 PM (t72+4)
"It's the continual pounding the left always takes from unintended consequences."
As if you'd know
Posted by: The Chicken at February 09, 2010 05:44 PM (ucq49)
This tool is like Leonard from Memento.
Except he has "Let me be clear..." and "Hope and Change" inked all over his body and he constantly keeps trying to understand what those things mean.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2010 05:45 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2010 05:46 PM (EFn85)
Time will tell.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:46 PM (9b6FB)
If not then she's overreacting.
Posted by: GMan at February 09, 2010 05:47 PM (zQiqq)
"It's the continual pounding the left always takes from unintended consequences."
As if you'd know
Posted by: The Chicken at February 09, 2010 05:44 PM (ucq49)
Heh. You owe me for the set-up.
Posted by: SlaveDog at February 09, 2010 05:47 PM (H6Jyg)
Posted by: dastardly willow at February 09, 2010 05:47 PM (7FgWm)
Did somebody say wife jokes?
A guy sits down to another guy on a plane, when they notice they both have throbbing black eyes.
"Okay, I'll bite," says the first guy, "how'd you get yours?"
"Slip of the tongue," says the second guy. "I got to the ticketing counter and the agent had this huge amazing rack. I meant to say, 'gimme a ticket to Pittsburgh,' but it came out 'gimme a picket to Titsburgh.' Pow, she belted me. How 'bout you?"
"Same thing, a slip of the tongue," says the first guy. "This morning I came down to the kitchen and my wife says 'what do you want for breakfast?' Anyway, I meant to say 'a bowl of oatmeal' but it came out 'you fucking bitch, you ruined my life.'"
Posted by: iowahawk at February 09, 2010 05:47 PM (veL4N)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:48 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Methos at February 09, 2010 05:49 PM (Xsi7M)
Douche Tool Holster
Douche Tool Cozy
Douche Tool Warmer
Sparkling Fresh, Peppermint Douche
Cork
Bucket
Posted by: Widdle Bobby Gibbs, Age 11 at February 09, 2010 05:49 PM (eWtdM)
Smile stupidly
Standing O
Standing O
Standing O
Grin like moron
Standing O
Posted by: Reiver at February 09, 2010 05:49 PM (WvQhL)
Posted by: obscure enough? at February 09, 2010 05:49 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2010 05:50 PM (EFn85)
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:46 PM (9b6FB)
My complaint of her blog - it's too detailed! She needs to write more succinctly, then provide links to the rest of her post. Detail in the main post is great for wonks, but for we ROM challenged, we need bits, fed to us, at a time.
Posted by: The Chicken at February 09, 2010 05:51 PM (ucq49)
iowahawk is makin' me laff too much today. I may have to self medicate.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:52 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: The Chicken at February 09, 2010 05:51 PM (ucq49)
Shut up and get back to RNC headquarters.
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 09, 2010 05:52 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:53 PM (WeDcz)
Bite tongue and nod when O speaks
How'd this shithead get the nomination?
Where the fuck is Bill?
Posted by: Reiver at February 09, 2010 05:53 PM (WvQhL)
-hawk (re: femjokes)
How do you know for a fact that God is not a man?
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A man would never put the intake manifold next to the exhaust pipe.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2010 05:53 PM (EFn85)
Hey, don't forget about us!
Posted by: A-Cup Aussie Pron "Actresses" Unite! at February 09, 2010 05:54 PM (NTOLj)
Her blog is a bit of a firehose. She needs morons, is what she needs.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:55 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: Methos at February 09, 2010 05:42 PM (Xsi7M)
All of them?
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 09, 2010 05:55 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:56 PM (WeDcz)
This is what he said. He is a complete idiot. He should write on his hand "Don't say what you're thinking"
It's a gift Harry.
Posted by: alppuccino at February 09, 2010 05:56 PM (NzVSB)
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 05:57 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: Reiver at February 09, 2010 05:57 PM (WvQhL)
Pam does work them into every photo I have ever seen of her...can't blame her, those are some impressive 'tracts of land'.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2010 05:57 PM (EFn85)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 09, 2010 05:58 PM (FNXdE)
"She's now writing for Breitbart, for example."
And co-authoring a book; new website too.
I admire her courage. She took all the slings and arrows, but carried on.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 05:58 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 09, 2010 05:58 PM (FNXdE)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:00 PM (WeDcz)
Then maybe nobody should say anything about the flesh and fat lumps. Just stand back, stare, and be amazed.
/I don't want my blood forcibly removed so I'll just stand back. Women female vampire evolution is fascinating - using mammary glands to entice prey.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 09, 2010 06:00 PM (otlXg)
Are those awesome set of tits over at Atlas Quivers the same ones that chick Pam Gellar belong to ?
Posted by: Blazer at February 09, 2010 06:00 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at February 09, 2010 06:01 PM (IoUF1)
/catty chick comment on
Boobs, schmoobs. Can we get the woman to fix her eyebrows? She looks catwomanesque.
/catty chick comment off
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 06:01 PM (NTOLj)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 09, 2010 06:02 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 09, 2010 06:02 PM (kheDT)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:02 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 09, 2010 06:03 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: sifty at February 09, 2010 06:03 PM (d3PgX)
Put on Brazilian belly dancer's left breast.
Put on Brazilian belly dancer's right breast.
Grab cigar for later.
Keep away from any of Hillary's orifices.
Billy Jeff's Left Hand:
Put on Brazilian belly dancer's left breast.
Put on Brazilian belly dancer's right breast.
Propel self from chair in residence, with dancer in lap, after Hillary walks in.
Shield face from lamp.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 09, 2010 06:04 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 05:56 PM
Hey Grunt..no reason other than curiosity..when were you over there?
I have a friend who does a lot of research to those from our area who didn't make it back. He's written a couple of books..and now is working on a documentary as an homage.
He's actually gone over to Nam and Cambodia several times for research. He's asked me to go with him..I'd like to, but I know wouldn't be able to take the heat and humidity
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 06:04 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 06:05 PM (ucq49)
'67-'69 and '71-'72 all Infantry, trying to write a story for a movie (I hope) for the last 5 years.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:06 PM (WeDcz)
What's wrong with catwomanesque?
/It's worse to be vampiresque.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 09, 2010 06:07 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 06:07 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: googler at February 09, 2010 06:07 PM (kheDT)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:06 PM
..be interesting to see that perspective..good luck
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 06:08 PM (AnTyA)
This is what he said. He is a complete idiot. He should write on his hand "Don't say what you're thinking"
The bankers told him that they were not being asked for money. So does he factor that in? No he ignores it because it goes against the narrative.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 06:09 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 06:09 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 09, 2010 06:09 PM (0FiCa)
Posted by: mongerel at February 09, 2010 06:09 PM (ZszgD)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 06:09 PM (p302b)
It's worse to be vampiresque.
Direct that to someone other than myself. I've been outside my fair share today.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 06:09 PM (NTOLj)
worse to be vampiresque.
One! Big Melon - Ah, ah, ah...
Two! Big Melons - Ah, ah,ah...
That's Two!
Two Big Melons!
Posted by: the Count at February 09, 2010 06:10 PM (EFn85)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:10 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2010 06:10 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 06:12 PM (ucq49)
You know who else has big cans?
Nancy Pelosi.
Wait...what?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2010 06:10 PM (P33XN)
Her only redeeming quality. 20 year old tits on a 70 year old woman.
Posted by: Blazer at February 09, 2010 06:12 PM (t72+4)
'67-'69 and '71-'72
LOL, we overlapped. Except I was out on the ocean at Yankee station. Got there in '72.
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 06:12 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:12 PM (WeDcz)
Her logo features an 'all too familiar looking' nude bronze statue. (The bust of which has been mysteriously de-emphasized in the most recent version)
So yes Pam.
I did notice.
Nice Rack,
And no the hoards of super models who compliment my abs, buttocks, and ripped chest are not misandrists. Equally guys who like the rack, and compliment fine examples of the same may be crude, but are not defacto misogynists.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 06:14 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 06:15 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: Mr. Pelosi at February 09, 2010 06:16 PM (kheDT)
I was with the 173rd Abn Bde LRRP's 1st time and I liked it so much I extended without a leave because, well it was fun, not everyday tho'. LOL
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:16 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: laceyunderalls
Don't have to answer if you don't wanna..obviously...
..East side or West.....??
..just curious to see if there was more accumulation where you are
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 06:17 PM (AnTyA)
DON'T STARE AT HELEN'S WONKY EYE!
Posted by: reason at February 09, 2010 06:17 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: nikkolai at February 09, 2010 06:17 PM (U0lNn)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 06:18 PM (p302b)
a) I didn't explictly call you a vampire today, so that must be a guilt reflex response.
b) Doesn't mean you aren't a vampire. You could be a Daywalker, or one of those blasted emopires that just sparkle in sunlight.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 09, 2010 06:18 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2010 06:19 PM (P33XN)
195 Awww, no worries. No stalkers at the HQ. It's not like I'm a Kos Kid.
Anyhoo, east side. Towards X.
I think it's about six inches now and it just started up again.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 06:20 PM (NTOLj)
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 06:21 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:22 PM (WeDcz)
The number of jobs saved or created needs to be on every dem hand for talk shows. Dumbasses can't keep their propaganda numbers straight.
Posted by: agnostica at February 09, 2010 06:23 PM (gbCNS)
DON'T STARE AT HELEN'S WONKY EYE!
Posted by: reason at February 09, 2010 06:17 PM (sPO/s)
She needs a magic eye like me.Posted by: Alan "Skeletor" Colmes at February 09, 2010 06:24 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:24 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 09, 2010 06:25 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: bill-tb at February 09, 2010 06:25 PM (y+QfZ)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:26 PM (WeDcz)
BTW, with government closed down in DC, the rest of the country appears to be doing well. Perhaps this is an omen of how things should be?
Posted by: GarandFan at February 09, 2010 06:26 PM (ZQBnQ)
Posted by: Gibbs at February 09, 2010 06:27 PM (kheDT)
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 06:27 PM (9b6FB)
I liked it so much I extended without a leave because, well it was fun, not everyday tho'. LOL
LOL, strange idea fun. I had it easy except that with a 95°F injection temperature the engine room ran 110°F. Had to stand watch under the blowers for the most part.
Worse part was the long at sea times for us (nuke). We would do 60 days at yankee station then go in to Subic for a week, then back out for another 60 days. Would get beer withdrawel symptoms.
But Subic Bay was the best sailor's port in the world. Now that WAS fun.
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 06:29 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: maverick muse at February 09, 2010 06:29 PM (+CLh/)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 06:30 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 06:30 PM (NTOLj)
Posted by: maverick muse at February 09, 2010 06:30 PM (+CLh/)
Posted by: agnostica at February 09, 2010 06:31 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: dingbat at February 09, 2010 06:31 PM (parIF)
Anyhoo, east side. Towards X.
I think it's about six inches now and it just started up again.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010
I'm a touch further east..not seeing anything more yet
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 06:31 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:31 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Halfsek at February 09, 2010 06:32 PM (62hQJ)
But Subic Bay was the best sailor's port in the world. Now that WAS fun.
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 06:29 PM (QrA9E)
It is good to be rich.
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 09, 2010 06:33 PM (dQdrY)
Missed you at vet's hall. Stop in for a drink some time.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 06:30 PM (ucq49)
Hey, how goes it?
I'll stop by and say hello.
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 09, 2010 06:35 PM (dQdrY)
Try St. Croix odumbass is about to spend $50 million to build a National Park there, to pay off some elite liberal donor, oh wait WE'RE paying for it! Farking asshole incompetent communist!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:35 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 06:35 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: James Carville at February 09, 2010 06:35 PM (F26eZ)
From Doug Ross @ Journal:
Yes, Robert Gibbs is on the front lines again today, accusing the GOP of -- wait for it -- excessive partisanship. Gibbs, whose birth certificate is rumored to be an apology note from a condom factory, rolled out Standardized Obama Talking Point #19. Memo to Gibbs: excessive repetition won't make it any less of a lie.
Boooya !!
Posted by: Blazer at February 09, 2010 06:35 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 06:36 PM (p302b)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 09, 2010 06:36 PM (S1Ttj)
Okay.
104 OT but a good child rearing story. I helped my fourteen year old daughter with her homework. She asked me how the Trojan War started. I told her about Hera, Aphrodite, and Athena and the Golden Apple of Discord. We got to talking about mythology. She asked whether Heracles was the son of Zeus and Hera. I told her that Zeus was a Tiger Woods kind of guy so Heracles was Zeus's son but not Hera's. The next day I overheard her tell her friends that I said that Tiger Woods was like a Greek god.
lol, kids. Anyways, Zeus always liked to boink any mortal woman that moved. I guess that's due in part to Hera being Zeus's sister as well. Greek mythology may be the original source of the "golden shower" as he impregnated Danae, the daughter of King Acrisius of Argos and Eurydice, in the form of a golden shower. This child would be known as Perseus, who I killed in the Temple of the Fates by throwing him through a wall and impaling his heart on a hook. Here's a list of Zeus' "conquests".
My mom's not on the list. I wonder why?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 09, 2010 06:37 PM (otlXg)
"Better yet, Jim DeMint said the snow won't quit until Al Gore cries uncle."
Will it be Gore's WaterSnowloo?
Posted by: James Carville at February 09, 2010 06:38 PM (F26eZ)
Rodent Freikorps
GrimJack is long gone. Dropped out around Christmas - New Years. TDC occasionally drops by.
I'm determined that that spam isn't the last entry - at least until 6k is passed.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 06:38 PM (ucq49)
At first I thought it was about Joe Gibbs making a play call and I was happy. Then I realized its about Obama's puppet, Washington Bob Gibbs. What a light-weight! Then he made fun about hope and change being written on his hand. Does he even realize he's making fun of his own boss? Idiot.
Posted by: NC Ref at February 09, 2010 06:39 PM (m22qp)
[President ponders his notes for next speech]
Truth about 911
Truth about the War
"Global Warming is Man Made"
Truth about Gitmo
Truth about Deficits
"Amnesty for all Illegal Aliens"
Truth about Tansparency
Truth about my Past
"Cap & Trade is good for Buisness"
Truth about my Agenda
Truth about Economic Crisis
Truth about UnEmployment
"Wall Street and the Capitalist System is the root of all evil on the Planet, and we must destroy them."
Posted by: President Affirmative Action at February 09, 2010 06:41 PM (fqxV7)
???????
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 06:35 PM (QrA9E)
$8/night bar fine for a girl who will swing from the ceiling. At least up in the barrio, that was the going rate.
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 09, 2010 06:41 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 06:41 PM (ucq49)
O/T: Gawd, Krauthammer just jerked one into the cheap seats. Damn that was funny. He used and extended dog metaphor to describe Obama latest miscalculation: To paraphrase, the president has talked himself into the idea it's about process. He doesn't consider the dogs don't like the dog food. It's not about the bowl, and it's not about speaking slower in better "dogese" so the dogs can understand.
Ace, you should put up the youtube of that one.
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 09, 2010 06:46 PM (FNXdE)
$8/night bar fine for a girl who will swing from the ceiling. At least up in the barrio, that was the going rate.
OK, I get you now. LOL, when we were in port all the prices went up. Dumping 5K sailors on the town flooded the market. If I remember correctly it would usually run about 100 pesos if you bought them out early and then you had to pay her anywhere between 75 and 100 pesos. 7 pesos to the dollar.
Beer was 3 pesos in the clubs and 1 peso in the markets.
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 06:49 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: TexasJew at February 09, 2010 06:49 PM (GHq7I)
Posted by: the Count at February 09, 2010 06:49 PM (EFn85)
Yes, Robert Gibbs is on the front lines again today, accusing the GOP of -- wait for it -- excessive partisanship. Gibbs, whose birth certificate is rumored to be an apology note from a condom factory, rolled out Standardized Obama Talking Point #19. Memo to Gibbs: excessive repetition won't make it any less of a lie."
Holy cow, that's gonna leave a mark.
This phony lecturing bullshit about partisanship from the most partisan (and immature) White House EVAH!! Even die-hard dems I know are tired and embarrassed today.
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 09, 2010 06:49 PM (PrCl4)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 06:51 PM (p302b)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:53 PM (WeDcz)
Beer was 3 pesos in the clubs and 1 peso in the markets.
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 06:49 PM (QrA9E)
I got lucky. All the times I was there, the fleet was not. Only thing in was a fast attack boat. All 100 or so of them. Had to walk down the middle of the street to keep from being assaulted by rogue females. I think I'd like being a rock star, too.
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 09, 2010 06:54 PM (dQdrY)
However, the Transport Secretary’s assurances were demolished after it was revealed on the BBC’s Jonathan Ross show Friday that Indian actor Shahrukh Khan had passed through a body scan and later had the image of his naked body printed out and circulated by Heathrow security staff."
They need those scanner in bars so us girls know what we're getting ahead of time.
(I kid....sorta)
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 09, 2010 06:55 PM (PrCl4)
Caption?
"YAY, I went poopie in the potty today!"
Posted by: notmeyoutelling at February 09, 2010 06:55 PM (OhyKa)
@242
They should be! My lefty firends won't even attempt to bring their Lame-Ass talking points my way, because.....
Number #1-They are tired of being made fools of by me and all other 48%er's
Number #2-They are just realizing now that the DemonRats have been full of Shit for years now
Number #3-They are starting to suffer some pain from these genius' policies
Posted by: Jimi at February 09, 2010 06:56 PM (fqxV7)
But google "definition of Beckel" and this came up first: "‘Bob, You’d Better Just Pull Back’ — Does Beckel Have a Problem with Women?"
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 06:57 PM (p302b)
http://nyti.ms/bQ2iwJ
Posted by: notmeyoutelling at February 09, 2010 06:57 PM (OhyKa)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:57 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Dig Dug at February 09, 2010 06:59 PM (INP2t)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 06:36 PM (p302b)
Mouth. God's ears. Insert verbs.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 07:00 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:00 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 07:01 PM (p302b)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 07:01 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: Dig Dug at February 09, 2010 06:59 PM (INP2t)
Hey!
Posted by: Nabisco at February 09, 2010 07:02 PM (9b6FB)
Soooo, this is Black History Month. Does that mean that we have to put up with Obama and Holder for only 19 more days, and then they'll be history?
Forgive me Lord for having these thoughts.
Posted by: Father O'Brien at February 09, 2010 07:02 PM (ITzbJ)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 07:03 PM (p302b)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:03 PM (WeDcz)
This photo of Bamy and Friends totally reminds me of an old Toys R Us commercial.
I think I spied dumb ass Salazar in the photo. He is from my state and not very smart.
Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2010 07:04 PM (Xu6d3)
@255
Hannity uses Beckel as a Prop. The point is to show how insane, rude, and dishonest the left is. If Beckel was nice or not such a Commie Hack, he wouldn't be used for the show.
Posted by: Jimi at February 09, 2010 07:04 PM (fqxV7)
As ball park might say: no real way to know how much a hot dog's gonna plump until you get it hot. Just Sayin. Not like I've got a hot dog that needs microwaving.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 07:05 PM (0q2P7)
OMG, look at the snow in DC.....OMG
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 07:05 PM (p302b)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:03 PM (WeDcz)
Ya know, Grunt. You're one of the good ones. I can't say that about the rest of your generation, including some of my own brothers.
Fuck all. I'll be 40 in a couple weeks and there is no fucking way in hell I'll be able to give my kids the standard of living I enjoyed growing up.
Tends to leave a man pissed.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 07:07 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: negentropy at February 09, 2010 07:08 PM (KpVlI)
Pulled an R&R in Sydney as well, NOW that was out of the park, they adored Americano's back then.
They wouldn't let us in Sydney. We did make one trip to Hobart. We were the first U.S. ship to pull in there since WWII.
I couldn't pay for a beer. That is the only place over there where I felt like they liked Americans and not just the dollar.
I truly had a blast.
Worst place on the West-Pac tour after the war was over? It was a toss-up between Karachi, Pakistan and Mombassa, Kenya.
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 07:09 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: RobD at February 09, 2010 07:10 PM (wGIVf)
Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 07:07 PM (h/zKr)
I thought I was a good one too.
*shuffles away kicking rocks*
Posted by: Ronster at February 09, 2010 07:10 PM (Xu6d3)
Posted by: Mjim at February 09, 2010 07:10 PM (mMdWG)
@265
Don't worry Men.......
The younger generations are smart with an amazing work ethic, and have a good grounded moral philosophy.....Wait......Wah?
Which country were we talking about again?
Posted by: Jimi at February 09, 2010 07:11 PM (fqxV7)
The First Wookie..
"I think my husband has done a phenomenal job staying on course, looking his critics in the eye, coming up with clear solutions against staying the course," Michelle Obama told Robin Roberts in an exclusive morning television interview on "Good Morning America."
..if you don't get her genius..you're just fucking racist
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 07:11 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: RobD at February 09, 2010 07:11 PM (wGIVf)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 06:57 PM (WeDcz)
Never got there. I'm still threatening to go, someday.
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 09, 2010 07:12 PM (dQdrY)
TY for that but it was the great Dad that I had a TRUE Hero, 37 years in the Army WWII, Korea and 'Nam all Infantry, so I just followed, but my son's are the hero's for me now, they are great and educated, smartass at times but well rounded Americans.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:13 PM (WeDcz)
Until you elect the cast of Hannah Montana to run the executive branch.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2010 07:13 PM (3eLKk)
Michelle's strap-on
Bo's ejaculate
Substantive Progress in America
Birth Certificate
College Grades
Posted by: rightzilla at February 09, 2010 07:14 PM (rVJH4)
Posted by: PlymouthMom at February 09, 2010 07:14 PM (O/5X6)
Their fear, the White House is rank with it.
Not bad for an irrelevant chillbilly failure quitter with a Sharpie.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 09, 2010 07:14 PM (nlRuk)
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 07:14 PM (AnTyA)
Of course.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 07:16 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2010 07:16 PM (3eLKk)
Posted by: Dan Campbell at February 09, 2010 07:17 PM (AHyG/)
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 07:18 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Threadjumper at February 09, 2010 07:19 PM (C39a6)
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 07:22 PM (AnTyA)
@277
I don't quite understand the Birth Certificate issue. I think he was born in Hawaii, unless I actually find evidence otherwise, but it really pisses me off that the Administration won't just end the controversy, by showing it, and walking the public through all the facts.
It is my belief that the reason they won't do it, is so they can use it as a poltical wedge, giving them the ability to call anyone who questions them "Racists."
All the evidence I have seen, along with the Constitutional Laws involved, presents the situation to be pretty clean cut, but I understand how important it is to clear the air about all this...It's a morale issue, and they would actually release some tension by ending the issue...so I don't get it!
Can somebody explain this to me?
Posted by: Jimi at February 09, 2010 07:23 PM (fqxV7)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:23 PM (WeDcz)
Because kicking Gibbs at this point is must be some violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act, I suggest chaning the game to What's On Obama's Palm-
I'll start
* 50 states, 50 states!
* corpsman (p and s are silent!)
* Haagan Daz is the safe word Michelle allows me to use try not to cry the next time she does the sex to me
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 07:24 PM (b9Mrj)
So Gobby fashions himself a comedian...
Well, at least he will have a career in 4 years. The rest of those fucking idiots in the White House will be looking for foundations to plunder.
And those speaker fees. Not so much for fucking one-term losers.
I can just picture Obama giggling as he was writing on Gobsons hand. Tee hee hee. God, I really hate socialist assholes. But immature socialist assholes are beyond fucking contempt.
Posted by: Knaws at February 09, 2010 07:24 PM (ej0Vm)
Posted by: This is My Ding Dong at February 09, 2010 07:26 PM (fFl1M)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 07:26 PM (ucq49)
What about releasing his college stuff, from Occidental, Columbia and Harvard not to mention his medical stuff, all normal Presidents do.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:27 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: 8starsnorth at February 09, 2010 07:29 PM (JXker)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:29 PM (WeDcz)
First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win - Gandhi
ObaMao version:
First you win
Then they fight you
Then they laugh at you
Then they ignore you
Then you lose
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at February 09, 2010 07:30 PM (IoUF1)
@293,
Yes, I want him to do that too! I don't understand what he is trying to hide. There must be some Meaty Stuff in there, for us to Chew on, but at this point he would probably be doing himself a huge favor by quitting these games he's playing. Ultimately the problem lies in the media, if they had just vetted this guy before hand, we could be making fun Hillary instead, which is much more fun...Really!
But still what is it with this Birth Cerficiate Game, I don't get it! Maybe it's because I'm a Moron?
Posted by: Jimi at February 09, 2010 07:30 PM (fqxV7)
I don't quite understand the Birth Certificate issue.
Wanna see a wild, crazy, insane...yet strangely compelling theory on why Obama won't release it....
...check this out...read it all..including the links...and definitely check out the picture of the fam...pay close attention to "gramps"
..fucking nuts??..you tell me
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 07:31 PM (AnTyA)
I think they don't show it because his of parantage, not citizenship. It would reveal more lies.
Posted by: rightzilla at February 09, 2010 07:31 PM (rVJH4)
Posted by: NC Ref at February 09, 2010 07:31 PM (m22qp)
Yeah kind of simple really.
Hawaii was in the habit at the time of issuing birth certificates to those not born in the US. That, or the fact that he wasn't born in a hospital, if true, would be recorded on a long form birth certificate. US law would prevent him from being a US Citizen at birth under the circumstances, if he were not born in the US. So some hold out the belief, based on other testimony and evidence, that he was born in Kenya, then flown to the US a few days after birth. Possible, yes. Far fetched, yes. Would it disqualify him? Probably (Supreme court would make the call).
Obama has the political motivation of making his opposition look like crazies by not complying.
Reality check. Even if the events of paragraph 1 were true at the outset. Face it right now he has a long form on file which dutifully shows him being born in Hawaii whether it is true or not. Bottom whether or not there was a cat up this tree a year ago is irrelevant, there ain't one now, so we can stop barking. We just look stupid now.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 07:33 PM (0q2P7)
Well, at least he will have a career in 4 years. The rest of those fucking idiots in the White House will be looking for foundations to plunder.
Posted by: Knaws at February 09, 2010 07:24 PM (ej0Vm)
I don't know about him having a career in 4 years. Hopefully we'll get to hear Sarah Palin's press secretary tell him "Get your sorry ass the fuck out of my office".
A for the rest of them, I hope they end up in prison.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at February 09, 2010 07:33 PM (IoUF1)
I knew this dike.....
Posted by: quite googleable at February 09, 2010 07:34 PM (EiH7n)
YES! I've been calling for prison forever and that's where they are going, just too stupid that they are begging for it.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:35 PM (WeDcz)
But still what is it with this Birth Cerficiate Game, I don't get it! Maybe it's because I'm a Moron?
Posted by: Jimi at February 09, 2010 07:30 PM
Seriously..check this out..
...look at the picture of his grandfather..not the one on the beach, but the one where they're sitting on the couch
Is that fucking weird...or what??
Now read the article
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 07:35 PM (AnTyA)
http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair
/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments
/more_trouble_for_the_ipcc/
"Trees will not uproot themselves and embark on blood-soaked killing sprees by 2035, global warming experts have admitted. "
To which wronwright of VRWC - HQ replied,
"Heavens no. The VRWC Research Department has assured me that the new walking elms follow orders. “Fairly well” is what I’ve been told."
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 09, 2010 07:37 PM (LJSfA)
Face it right now he has a long form on file which dutifully shows him being born in Hawaii whether it is true or not
Really...says who?
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 07:37 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:38 PM (WeDcz)
Re: 288 'Nam grunt
Thanks for the good words about Sarah. Don't see enough of those on the 'webs.
Posted by: Sloppy at February 09, 2010 07:44 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:46 PM (WeDcz)
"You have the Chinless Wonder publicly mocking the most popular (and feared) Republican on the planet.
You simply cannot make this stuff up. Obama's White House cannot stay on message for one hour. ...without a doubt the Obama Administration is the most amateurish in my lifetime. Simply amazing."
http://dennisthepeasant.typepad.com
/dennis_the_peasant/2010/02/
todays-add-moment-at-the-white-house.html
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 09, 2010 07:47 PM (LJSfA)
Face it right now he has a long form on file which dutifully shows him being born in Hawaii whether it is true or not
Really...says who?
Hmmm......
If there was a problem, and I had 1/4 the brain power of the average human.
I'd use my political connections in Hawaii (Dem Governor) to fix it; and let the opposition wail until they actually got a court order, then reveal the document to make them look like idiots.
Occam's razor and a little Bayesian belief that's who.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 07:48 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 09, 2010 07:49 PM (LJSfA)
Posted by: Yeah, right at February 09, 2010 07:50 PM (9b6FB)
There was writing on his right hand too, but it was smeared and unreadable for some reason. When he did try to read it, mysteriously, he was unable to continue. He just started stuttering and stammering and mumbled a few unintelligible words.
He reminded me of his boss. They are so cute.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at February 09, 2010 07:50 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 07:53 PM (AnTyA)
Bwhahaha! I wonder how all that hope and change is working for Arlen Spector. From thehill.com:
The suspect accused of trying to blow up a flight on Christmas Day should not have been read his Miranda rights, Sen. Arlen Specter (D-Pa.) said Tuesday.
Specter, a former prosecutor who's served as a Republican chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, broke with the Obama administration over it's decision to treat Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab as a criminal defendant rather than as an enemy combatant.
"I do not believe he should have been read his rights," Specter said during an appearance on MSNBC. "I think the most important thing is to find out what information he has to prevent future terrorist acts."
I hope that there is a change in the Senator from PA, and that a true Republican kicks the crap out of Benedict Arlen.
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 07:55 PM (CfmlF)
313 307 beedubya wrote, "Really...says who?"
Sez the guy waving it around to get the ink to dry
Let's start asking for his medical records. That would probably show more than his birth certificate.
Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at February 09, 2010 07:55 PM (p5XAE)
"Cute" isn't the proper adjective. How about "callow", "inexperienced", "rigid (ideologically)", or "Marxist"?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 09, 2010 07:55 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 07:55 PM (WeDcz)
Bash Palin
Bash Palin
Remember to record interviews of Palin in those sexy black stockings and short skirt to "enjoy" later!
Posted by: Chitown Jerry at February 09, 2010 07:56 PM (Do528)
Isn't the governor of Hawaii a republican?
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 07:57 PM (p302b)
OK Dude, believe what you want. But if you think that Occam and Bayesian aren't valid ways to deal with the unknown, then go play Vegas. You know it is POSSIBLE to WIN EVERY TIME. And that should be enough for you to make a profession out of roulette.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 07:57 PM (0q2P7)
First you win
Then they fight you
Then they laugh at you
Then they ignore you
Then you lose
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard
Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! Thanks Ol Dirty, I needed that.
Posted by: portlandon at February 09, 2010 07:58 PM (Rae8B)
Toomey? Let's hope. I had a chance to see Sphincter back in the fall, but I was afraid that I would be ostracised afterwards for what would ask him.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 09, 2010 07:59 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: This is My Ding Dong at February 09, 2010 08:00 PM (fFl1M)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 08:00 PM (p302b)
Posted by: ParisParamus at February 09, 2010 08:01 PM (oT1aA)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:02 PM (WeDcz)
Ok, is it just me or are most libs really not funny? I think smart conservatives (like yourselves) are much more funny than the libtard idiots that masquerade as comedians. Gibbs not funny. Senator Jim DeMint, however had a funny on Twitter:
Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) on Tuesday used the D.C. snowstorm to make a political jab, saying that it provides evidence for global warming skeptics.
The conservative senator took to Twitter on Tuesday amid reports that the area is due to receive another 10 to 20 inches of snow this week:
It's going to keep snowing in DC until Al Gore cries "uncle"
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:03 PM (CfmlF)
Toomey? Let's hope. I had a chance to see Sphincter back in the fall, but I was afraid that I would be ostracised afterwards for what would ask him.
Yup, Toomey!
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:04 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Sloppy at February 09, 2010 08:04 PM (1kwr2)
Ooops your right totally mis remembered that one. It was Chiyome Fukino director of the Hawaii State Department of Health, whom came out and said
"I, Dr. Chiyome Fukino, director of the Hawaii State Department of Health, have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawaii State Department of Health verifying Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen."
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 08:04 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:05 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:06 PM (h/zKr)
I'm concerned. Very, very concerned.
Did I mention how concerned I am?
Posted by: Reeking of concern at February 09, 2010 08:07 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 08:04
So where does it say anything about a long form birth certificate,,
..seriously...does it mention a birth certificate??
Answer the question..I'm going somewhere with this
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 08:07 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:09 PM (h/zKr)
You're most welcome.
BTW, Check out the trending topics on Twitter. #4wordsonobamashand is at #5. It was #2 earlier.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at February 09, 2010 08:10 PM (IoUF1)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:11 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: dastardly willow at February 09, 2010 08:11 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 08:04
I'll help you out here. This is the only other statement by Fukino on the matter:
" Therefore, I as Director of Health for the State of Hawai’i, along with the Registrar of Vital Statistics who has statutory authority to oversee and maintain these type of vital records, have personally seen and verified that the Hawai’i State Department of Health has Sen. Obama’s original birth certificate on record in accordance with state policies and procedures"
..again where does it say there is a long form birth certificate showing he was born in Hawai'i?
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 08:12 PM (AnTyA)
All I smell is the waft of a killer beef stew and cornbread I'm preparing.
Ooh, that sounds delish! What did you put in your stew? Any "secret" ingredients?
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:13 PM (CfmlF)
I had to use a search to find the article pointing to the Anti-Teaparty
website. I think they've been pretty well debunked by the news report (astroturf par excellence), but it could be fun to pay 'em a friendly moronic social call.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 08:14 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: mystry at February 09, 2010 08:15 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:16 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 08:18 PM (0q2P7)
I got some chicken yesterday.
.
.
.
ahhhh! Arroz con pollo. It's a plan. Now off to concoct. See y'all some other time.
(sekrit ingredients: extra cumin, a few carrot shreds)
Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2010 08:19 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: This is My Ding Dong at February 09, 2010 08:20 PM (fFl1M)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:21 PM (WeDcz)
Politico am so funy! Huck in leed!
The last poll of R's that Fox did had Palin in the lead. Politico is just another liberal POS.
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 08:22 PM (QrA9E)
1. Either the Hawaii Health dept director is a political ally in which case the problem is 'solved'.
2. She's not, in which case she was likely honest and whatever you find won't be O was foreign born.
Where's the wedge here? Really?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 08:22 PM (0q2P7)
The Fallacy of "Fairness" by
Thanks for posting that, Willow! My favorite paragraph was:
Unfairness is often blamed on somebody, even if only on "society." But whose fault is it if you were not the first born? Since some groups have more children than others, a higher percentage of the next generation will be first-borns in groups that have smaller families, so such groups have an advantage over other groups.
As a second child of four, with a very motivated, very smart older sister, I used that excuse to vindicate my sometimes less than stellar grades.
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:22 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: marie at February 09, 2010 08:23 PM (GuTKr)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 08:22 PM (0q2P7)
true, I would rather see the passport...
Posted by: mrfixit at February 09, 2010 08:26 PM (Bsm1s)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:28 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 08:22 PM (QrA9E)
Schmuckaby can't fundraise to save his ass. His PAC took in a measly $800,000 and it's been up and running for a couple years. SarahPAC raised over $2 million (without much active fundraising) and Pawlenty's PAC raised just under $2 million and neither one was even established at the beginning of the year. Romney's PAC raised over 2.5 mil.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at February 09, 2010 08:29 PM (IoUF1)
347 Fine "have seen the original vital records" Is not "Have Seen The long form birth certificate" keep digging. Have fun. I am done
Well..you give up easy, Skippy. I'm not done though. Don't fling poo and run.
Are you aware that there is a law in HI that a person could get a Hawai'in birth certificate even though the individual was born outside HI..even outside the country??
Well there is.. tinyurl.com/n2bvka
..and were you aware that Obama's mother status at the date of birth would preclude Obama from being natural born if he were born outside the country
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 08:29 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:30 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 09, 2010 08:32 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: evil libertarian at February 09, 2010 08:32 PM (x9lGm)
352 You cannot assign a reasonable belief that the document indicates anything other than proper citizenship at this point.
What?? According to Occam's Razor..or Bayes Theorem??
Why the fuck couldn't I?
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 08:32 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:33 PM (WeDcz)
Just saw Monica Crowley on Fox. Talking about writing on palms - Cuda's & Gibbsey. I distinctly saw here point to her palm, and say, "Bite Me"
You go girl!
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 08:33 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: comatyoga at February 09, 2010 08:34 PM (CkCRW)
According to the Law Analysis' that I've seen it doesn't even matter if he was born in the United States. Just as long as he claimed Citizenship to the United States while living here before age of twenty he would qualify, assuming one of his parents was already a citizen.
At this point, I think it is about exposing lies, and exposing the media, and seeing if there has been a massive cover-up. I doubt there is an actual legal play to remove him, or impeach him.
It's a political Chew Toy that we could use to discredit the media and the Administration, but I doubt we are ever really going to get to the bottom of it, and I agree we run the risk of making ourselves look like a bunch of idiots.
Curiousity Killed The Cat! and I'm curious as hell!
Posted by: Jimi at February 09, 2010 08:34 PM (fqxV7)
because of you I've started to go out of my way to cook again. Made meatball heroes with spaghetti on the side and a salad for super Bowl Sunday. The sauce cooked all day Saturday. Just want to know I appreciate you. And the guys really ate everything...they loved it and I felt great.
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 08:34 PM (p302b)
I maintain my position that his birth place is not at issue. He was almost certainly born in Hawaii.
He is not, however, who he claims to be. His lineage is what he is hiding.
If Andi Sullivan can speculate wildly in print, I can sure as fuck do it in bytes.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:34 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 09, 2010 08:35 PM (UOM48)
Why the fuck couldn't I?
Posted by: beedubyaBecause conjecture only gets you to the whorehouse, you need to pay up to get inside.
Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:35 PM (/o58C)
Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 09, 2010 08:36 PM (UOM48)
Actually, Iskandar, you made an assertion there. Please support.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:37 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:37 PM (WeDcz)
Where's the wedge here? Really?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 09, 2010 08:22 PM
That Fukino gave two vague statements that lack coincidental verbiage that do not confirm a goddamn thing and are intended to cause the reader to conflate the two
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 08:37 PM (AnTyA)
Actually, Iskandar, you made an assertion there. Please support.
Actually Herr, you're quoting someone else.
Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:38 PM (/o58C)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:38 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:35 PM
What exactly is the conjecture on my part?
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 08:39 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 09, 2010 08:40 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:38 PM (/o58C)
Fuck. Sorry
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:40 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:40 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: Jimi at February 09, 2010 08:41 PM (fqxV7)
Posted by: Amos at February 09, 2010 08:41 PM (gDWoG)
I pledged money for Rubio's moneybomb and the email reminder today took me to an http rather than https site. So I replied to the email that I don't send CC info on non-https sites but am I just paranoid/behind the times? First time I've seen a site ask for CC info w/o going to an https link.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 09, 2010 08:41 PM (dkExz)
Hi Jane! I've missed you! Pneumonia, huh? Wow. That sucks. I hope you are feeling much better.
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:42 PM (CfmlF)
have never seen a non secure website without the extra s and most of them either have a lock there or are yellow.
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 08:42 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2010 08:43 PM (QrA9E)
1 piece of paper could make us all look like the fools that both left and right claim us to be.
Somebody produce it.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:43 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:38 PM (/o58C)
Fuck. Sorry
Herr, you've got to quit hitting that bottle!
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:44 PM (CfmlF)
According to the Law Analysis' that I've seen it doesn't even matter if he was born in the United States. Just as long as he claimed Citizenship to the United States while living here before age of twenty he would qualify, assuming one of his parents was already a citizen
...wouldn't satisfy the natural born requirement
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 08:44 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:44 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:44 PM (WeDcz)
(Coming soon to a wind-turbine-powered state near you)
Linky to ft.com
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2010 08:45 PM (mHUdI)
Posted by: pc at February 09, 2010 08:45 PM (crDIp)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 08:45 PM (p302b)
Herr, you've got to quit hitting that bottle!
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:44 PM (CfmlF)
I've got to be me.
Thanks for the nude pics, BTW.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:45 PM (h/zKr)
Get it? Hand job!
Posted by: Roger Reality at February 09, 2010 08:46 PM (zHiwU)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:46 PM (h/zKr)
Thanks. I've had pneumonia several times since I was a kid, but I had the vaccine a few years ago. Guess it didn't take. Last time I was on here I was bantering with Grouchy/Lacey and we were both kind of sick. I went downhill fast later that night.
Anyhow, I'm back in pissed off fighting shape.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 08:46 PM (UOM48)
Barry and crew are trying to sell socialism as something innocuos. Benign. Their heros were and are the socialist murders of the world and they see the hundreds of millions of massacred souls as martyrs for a greater good - as if they perished happily for their benevolent socialist overlords.
We can't muster the revulsion these evil bastards deserve, but they deserve all we can muster.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at February 09, 2010 08:46 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:34 PM (h/zKr)
Yikes! It's worse than I thought! What's that about biting Andy Sullivan?
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:46 PM (CfmlF)
I heard that there is a female attorney still pursuing this and that she is a hard ass and won't back down. But that is only coffee machine rumor.
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 08:46 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Roger Reality at February 09, 2010 08:46 PM (zHiwU)
Another Marvel Comics character shot to hell.
But this one was a douche to begin with, so no small loss.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:47 PM (h/zKr)
Anyhow, I'm back in pissed off fighting shape.
Wow! Well, it's great to have you back to your normal self, full of vim and vigor!
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:47 PM (CfmlF)
As a second child of four, with a very motivated, very smart older sister, I used that excuse to vindicate my sometimes less than stellar grades.
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:22 PM (CfmlF)
i love that man.
Yes we know within our own families there are those that striver and some not so much .
members with natural propensity towards subjects than others.
we see different personalities and characters , some amazing steeler some horrid and/or criminal
Posted by: willow at February 09, 2010 08:47 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 08:47 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:46 PM (CfmlF)
Have at it, love.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:48 PM (h/zKr)
@389
Yes....I believe so. My understanding is that the The Supreme Court had to define "Natural Born" in the past and ruled that the definition is based on, not just the person in question, but the parents and the situation the parents are in. Take for example, McCain..He was born in Panama, so there is an entire slew of Military people that had to be considered in the definition.
Posted by: Jimi at February 09, 2010 08:48 PM (fqxV7)
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:49 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 08:50 PM (UOM48)
What exactly is the conjecture on my part?
Posted by: beedubyaYour guess is than the short form provided to the Election committee is different than the long form and the statement from the Dept of Health.
RE: Birf Cert ex HI
"living without the Territory or State of Hawaii had declared the Territory or State of Hawaii as their legal residence for at least one year immediately preceding the birth or adoption of such child."
So they lived in HI flew to Kenya, and then came back to HI? Is that the story?
Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:50 PM (/o58C)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 08:51 PM (WeDcz)
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 08:51 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:49 PM (CfmlF)
Curtain. Bedroom.
That's all I got to say without a lawyer present.
Again. I keed. But not with alexthechick. That's more like an obsession. My therapist is helping me through it. Thank goodness the courts have a fund for that.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:51 PM (h/zKr)
Have a good night, Nam! Don't work too hard! Enjoy your stew and cornbread! (We really need to have an AoSHQ cookbook. I made Pike Place Pete's maple syrup glazed salmon a few weeks ago, and it was really good.)
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:54 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 08:54 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 08:54 PM (p302b)
All I smell is the waft of a killer beef stew and cornbread I'm preparing.
Mmm Mmm Mmm...Dinner!
Posted by: NC Ref at February 09, 2010 08:55 PM (m22qp)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:55 PM (qWLc4)
Posted by: willow at February 09, 2010 08:55 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: NC Ref at February 09, 2010 08:56 PM (m22qp)
Curtain. Bedroom.
Heh! We've got Roman Shades and curtains in the bedroom. Does Alex the Chick have a no contact order out against you?
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:56 PM (CfmlF)
Anyone?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 08:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: willow at February 09, 2010 08:55 PM (7FgWm)
I have to feed naked pictures of you back to the moderators for that to work right. It's very technical. Let me know.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:57 PM (qWLc4)
Amen! I always pray for our troops, and that their CinC doesn't jeopardize them.
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:57 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: willow at February 09, 2010 08:57 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:58 PM (/o58C)
Amen.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:55 PM (qWLc4)
Indeed. God bless them and their families, and thank them for the sacrifices they suffer every single day. They are the best of us, and deserve to be treated so.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner. at February 09, 2010 08:58 PM (erIg9)
I found the judge's description of "contact" lacking, so I'll say no.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 08:58 PM (qWLc4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 08:57 PM (UOM4
Sorry Jane, I don't watch The View. I heard that they had to stop showing it at Gitmo as that was classified as torture.
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 08:59 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 09:00 PM (qWLc4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:01 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 09:04 PM (p302b)
Your guess is than the short form provided to the Election committee is different than the long form and the statement from the Dept of Health
Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:50 PM
We can quibble about the definition of conjecture..BUT..by their very definitions the short and long forms are different..
RE: Birf Cert ex HI
"living without the Territory or State of Hawaii had declared the Territory or State of Hawaii as their legal residence for at least one year immediately preceding the birth or adoption of such child."
So they lived in HI flew to Kenya, and then came back to HI? Is that the story?
There is a law in Hawai'i that even foreign born can get Hawai'ian BCs...
..if he were born outside the country, he is not precluded from US citizenship..but because of the details in his mothers situation and the requirements according to the law where she needed to have lived in the US for five years after the age of sixteen prior to giving birth outside the country..Obama is not natural born
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 09:05 PM (AnTyA)
Megyn is definitely an idiot. I'm sure she gave Sarah some backhanded compliment. I was disappointed that Sarah would campaign for McCain, especially since his campaign staffers were so rude to her, and that John is such a squishy Rino. Sarah must be a very loyal person.
Good night, Herr! I should get going too (go make dinner). I wish Nam Grunt were here to cook it for me. Whatever he makes always sounds better than what I'm going to cook!
Posted by: runningrn at February 09, 2010 09:06 PM (CfmlF)
#2.
When was 338-17.8 passed, again?
Posted by: Iskandar at February 09, 2010 08:58 PM
Don't know. Why does it matter?
Posted by: beedubya at February 09, 2010 09:07 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: FUBAR at February 09, 2010 09:07 PM (1fanL)
This year to day at least 813 newspaper jobs have been lost. That's "only" 20 jobs a day.
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 09, 2010 09:08 PM (LJSfA)
Ace has a date?
Posted by: Kemp at February 09, 2010 09:08 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:09 PM (UOM48)
Meggy Mac better watch her fucking mouth if she doesn't want Palin to end her old man's career.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at February 09, 2010 09:09 PM (IoUF1)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner. at February 09, 2010 09:09 PM (erIg9)
"My question is, why were all those things written on Barry's dick?"
It's the Chicago (community organizer) Way.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 09:09 PM (ucq49)
wow, he takes the co bloggers along on his dates? Cause, where are they?
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 09:09 PM (p302b)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 09:10 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:12 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: mystry at February 09, 2010 09:12 PM (kmgIE)
He was skiing at Beaver Creek, and his/our plane sat at Eagle Co. airport for a week. Guess the crew got to ski also.
Where was the MSM to give us a fall by fall account?
Posted by: Kemp at February 09, 2010 09:12 PM (2+9Yx)
Ben Stein puts us some knowledge.
got that over at Maggie's place...them farmer's know what a real day's work looks like.
Posted by: the Count at February 09, 2010 09:12 PM (EFn85)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:13 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2010 09:13 PM (EFn85)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 09:13 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:15 PM (UOM48)
O/T, but I'm dying to know what Meggy Mac n Cheese said on the View about Sarah Palin
something along the lines of NOM NOM NOM!
Posted by: evil libertarian at February 09, 2010 09:16 PM (x9lGm)
Posted by: The Angry Rabble at February 09, 2010 09:17 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:17 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2010 09:17 PM (9Wv2j)
have never seen a non secure website without the extra s and most of them either have a lock there or are yellow.\
Posted by: PaleRider at February 09, 2010 09:18 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: mystry at February 09, 2010 09:19 PM (kmgIE)
Nice euphemism.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2010 09:20 PM (3eLKk)
Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2010 09:20 PM (9Wv2j)
You should send them an email. You can bet, if it freaked you out, it freaked others out and instead of going through the trouble you went to, they just left and didn't contribute. So I'm thinking they would appreciate the heads up.
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 09:20 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 09, 2010 09:21 PM (muUqs)
OT: Since John Murtha died after an operation went bad at Bethesda Naval Hospital...shouldn't headlines read "Prominent Democrat killed by Government Healthcare"?
Oh the irony!
Posted by: Anonymoose at February 09, 2010 09:22 PM (ZgvjV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:24 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 09, 2010 09:24 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 09:25 PM (p302b)
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 09:26 PM (p302b)
Posted by: sifty at February 09, 2010 09:26 PM (P3b8p)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 09, 2010 09:27 PM (DPM1U)
Posted by: Editor at February 09, 2010 09:30 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Anonymoose at February 09, 2010 09:31 PM (ZgvjV)
Posted by: Fish at February 09, 2010 09:31 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: citizen khan at February 09, 2010 09:31 PM (nvOHK)
Posted by: NC Ref at February 09, 2010 09:34 PM (m22qp)
Used the contact button on their web site just now. reply to the reminder email may just go to a bit bucket.
Signing off for the drive home.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 09, 2010 09:36 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: citizen khan at February 09, 2010 09:37 PM (nvOHK)
Posted by: sifty at February 09, 2010 09:37 PM (P3b8p)
I'm in Savannah. No snow. But we've had more than our fair share of sub-freezing temps. More tomorrow night. I'm sick to death of covering/hauling in plants from the deck and screened porch. We had to give up Lost a couple of years ago when we feel behind a few eps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:37 PM (UOM48)
The absolute best prognosticator and tactician on television including all networks is Dr. Charles Krauthammer.
The absolute worst naval gazing asshole on television is Matt Lauer.
Posted by: Fish at February 09, 2010 09:38 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:39 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: citizen khan at February 09, 2010 09:37 PM (nvOHK)
Do you live in TX? If so, what's your take on Medina?
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I hope this place has a living will or directive of some sort filed. Someone's likely to just pull the plug if this keeps up.
Maet where are ya' buddy?
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My question is, why were all those things written on Barry's dick?
You must be speaking of the tattoo?
It says "I Also Ate at Katies."
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:44 PM (UOM4
Yeah - and Fred Thompson's going to be Al Gore's running mate in 2016.
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2010 09:48 PM (UOM48)
The Supreme Court is stuffed with lawyers, but there is no law that requires the president to appoint a lawyer. At this stage of America's development, it would appear very logical to appoint a very analytical mind with real world experience instead of a judge with questionable rulings.
My first choice for this post would be the esteemed sage of Fox News, Dr Charles Krauthammer. My second choice would be someone despised by the left for his intellectual musings, Dr. Charles Krauthammer.
How's that for Hope & Change liberals?
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Posted by: Inigo "Ace" Montoya at February 09, 2010 09:52 PM (Bsm1s)
who killed the blog??.
Everyone is over on the Dolphins vs Jets blog!
It's halftime at the Orange Bowl, Miami by 7!
Posted by: Fish at February 09, 2010 09:52 PM (M5t+h)
I can haz some ONT?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 09:48 PM (uho1v)
One minute later, ONT goes up. Any questions about who has clout here"
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Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 10:00 PM (p302b)
I don't watch it at all. But, all my friends do so I hear about it incessantly. They tried to get me to watch because apparently this is the last season and they had the first show explain everything to this point. But, I will eventually rent it all and watch it all over a period of weeks. much easier.
Posted by: curious at February 09, 2010 10:04 PM (p302b)
Nice euphemism.
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Heh. This might be a good time to point out just how rare and special the Moronettes are for putting up with the juvenile delinquency of the Morons.
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these people never cease to amaze me. the obama administration could do much to improve the "tone" in washington. as matter of fact, he could improve things literally over night! all he would have to do is step down, and trundle back to illinois with his pose of chicago crooks in tow. D.C. is going to just get worse with these jerks in office. from rahm, to astroturf-axelrod, to her heinousness pelosi herself - never has there been a nastier, meaner, more despicable group of people in office. hell, they make nixon look like a nice guy with clean hands.
bunch of jerks...
Posted by: mistress overdone at February 09, 2010 10:42 PM (2/oBD)
and axelrod? oh, he used to pull the wings off of butterflies for fun while playing in the backyard as a kid. rahm? oh, rahm poisoned the nieghbors dog, and pelosi? well, she was hated in high school for not following the girl code. she would go out with her friends' exes and such.
and obama? do we really need to go into the absent father, look at me-look at me syndrome?
that's who these people are...
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It's A Natural Disadvantage To Be A South paw.
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Classless. Juvenile.
But we've come to expect that sort of behavior from a "white" house whose Chief of Protocol is Aunt Esther.
I never thought it possible, but Gibby is making that doofus doughboy Scotty McClellan look good.
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