Claim: John Edwards Beat His Cancer-Stricken Wife During Horrific End-of-Marriage Fight

This claim doesn't come from Andrew Young, who does in fact have an incentive to tart things up. But rather from a "close friend" of Elizabeth Edwards.

I suppose she might have a reason to tart things up, too.

But frankly this guy is such a scumbag I believe it.

Disgraced former presidential candidate John Edwards reportedly beat his cancer-stricken wife during a horrific marriage-ending fight.

"John lost his temper big time," a close friend of Elizabeth's revealed to the National Enquirer. "She has the divorce papers drawn up, but she can amend them to charge John with domestic violence."

The couple's furious confrontation was the "final straw" in Elizabeth's decision to end their 32-year marriage after it was revealed that he had fathered a child out of wedlock with his ex-mistress Rielle Hunter, the newspaper revealed today in a bombshell report on its Web site.


"When [John] made the decision to hit me, it was over," a friend said Elizabeth told her.

Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me not to punch cancer-riddled women?


Posted by: Ace at 04:19 PM



Comments

1 If not for that (D) after his name, this would have been a media feeding frenzy to put the Tiger Woods situation to shame.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 03, 2010 04:21 PM (jGaqA)

2 He's a trial lawyer, there's nothing beneath him.

Posted by: Potosi Joel at February 03, 2010 04:21 PM (xyuma)

3 I don't like John Edwards, but I just don't believe this story!

Posted by: McLovin at February 03, 2010 04:22 PM (RwvN1)

4 You know John, I could've given her a ride home.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at February 03, 2010 04:22 PM (wOGfT)

5 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me not to punch cancer-riddled women?
Or any women.

Posted by: the Law at February 03, 2010 04:22 PM (nGR17)

6 OT: what happened to Chaz's brain over at LGF? He was my gateway into the conservative blogosphere seven years ago. I stopped reading his site a couple of years ago, and now I see that his mind is gone.

Posted by: President Obumbles at February 03, 2010 04:22 PM (DH/cp)

7 She owes me money.

Posted by: John Edwards at February 03, 2010 04:22 PM (Q1lie)

8 We miss John Edwards. He never talks to us in court anymore. He's too busy beating his wife and knocking up skanky hippie chicks.

Posted by: Dead Children at February 03, 2010 04:23 PM (PXR0g)

9 Damn I should've bought popcorn futures; I'd have been richer than Muffer Stalin-Rodham and done it honestly.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 03, 2010 04:23 PM (Sghlv)

10 Another excrement feeding collection of vile not fit to live in the intestine of a vulture.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 03, 2010 04:24 PM (0q2P7)

11 President Obumbles at February 03, 2010 04:22 PM (DH/cp)

Yeah. I visit the site once a week to remind myself what early stages of dementia looks like.

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 03, 2010 04:24 PM (IhQuA)

12 John Edwards is VP material according to the Dems...but Sarah Palin lacks the gravitas.

Ah they people are insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2010 04:24 PM (7BU4a)

13 If only Reille wasn't VISIBLY pregnant in that sex tape we made. My marriage could have been saved.

Posted by: John Edwards at February 03, 2010 04:25 PM (Q1lie)

14 32 years with this douchebag? I have no sympathy to offer.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 03, 2010 04:25 PM (dQdrY)

15 Oh, and just think - the State Media knew this kind of stuff was going on and refused to report it. Aren't they just peachy?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2010 04:26 PM (7BU4a)

16 Look, good against dying cancer-stricken womenis one thing. Good against the living? That's something else.

Posted by: Hans Solo, MFCC at February 03, 2010 04:26 PM (QKKT0)

17 The MSM covered for this guy and the dems wanted him to be vice president.
Tells you about all you need to know.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at February 03, 2010 04:27 PM (d0ih6)

18
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2010 04:24 PM (7BU4a)
the same people who claim Bush (who was elected twice) couldn't do a damn thing right, was a buffoon, incompetent, and all that good stuff was still smart enough to trick congress into a war w/ Iraq and steal 2 elections; and oh yeah they call Reagan overrated
PS: no more guest bloggers on HA for now? they were actually making HA relevant again, now back to the "obligatory, dude, exit question" crap

Posted by: YRM at February 03, 2010 04:27 PM (MxqA5)

19 6
OT: what happened to Chaz's brain over at LGF? He was my gateway into
the conservative blogosphere seven years ago. I stopped reading his
site a couple of years ago, and now I see that his mind is gone.

Posted by: President Obumbles at February 03, 2010 04:22 PM (DH/cp)

You're kidding right? Did you miss everthing from the blogosphere over the last 6 months?

Posted by: fozzy at February 03, 2010 04:27 PM (ccEuN)

20 She left because he is obviously going nowhere now and her prospects are better without him. I doubt the veracity of this charge as well. Its not that Edwards isn't scum, its just that Mrs. Edwards is a greedy, opportunistic grasper just like he is.

Posted by: kefka at February 03, 2010 04:27 PM (n1uMU)

21 John Kerry wanted this man to be One Heartbeat Away.

Posted by: Techie at February 03, 2010 04:28 PM (wVPwI)

22
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at February 03, 2010 04:27 PM (d0ih6)
48-49% of voters in 2004 wanted him as VP

Posted by: YRM at February 03, 2010 04:28 PM (MxqA5)

23 Edwards is PERSONALLY responsible for driving OB-Gyns out of business in the rural South from his days as a junk-science "bad baby" litigator.


Posted by: looking closely at February 03, 2010 04:28 PM (PwGfd)

24 John-BitchBoy needs an Obama Cabinet post: Put a face on The Transformed America

his wife shoulda gotten the hint long, long ago. I'm sorry for her health conditions but she picked a Total Douche and stayed with him far too long

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 03, 2010 04:28 PM (JrRME)

25 #19 - Fozzy
I admit that I stopped reading blogs for a while after Obumbles became president. Too depressing. What did I miss?

Posted by: President Obumbles at February 03, 2010 04:29 PM (DH/cp)

26 They deserve each other. Michelle and Barak, Nancy and whatever dickless weasel she's married to, Al and Tipper, John and Teresa, Bill and, well nobody deserves that....

Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2010 04:29 PM (lEkVh)

27 LGF Fun!

Internal investigations are bogus pieces of crap!
http://tinyurl.com/ykz5b6k

Internal investigations are pure and clean like the wind driven snow!
http://tinyurl.com/yf6nfh4

Guess if they are good or bad really depends on the outcome and if you agree or disagree with it.

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 03, 2010 04:29 PM (IhQuA)

28 They are both pieces of work. Same story says St. E wasn't above smacking him or throttling him when she was mad enough. No excuse for either of them.

Posted by: SarahW at February 03, 2010 04:30 PM (CSrvi)

29
Posted by: President Obumbles at February 03, 2010 04:29 PM (DH/cp)
CJ went nuts, Allah became a bigger a-hole

Posted by: YRM at February 03, 2010 04:30 PM (MxqA5)

30 just think, Ohio goes blue in 04' and this guy would have been VP

don't you love how smart independents and moderates who vote dem and cost us elections (or almost cost us elections like in 2004) are?

Posted by: YRM at February 03, 2010 04:31 PM (MxqA5)

31 We need to hook Liz up with the Pan Am 103 bomber. They're both, apparently, going to live forever.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 03, 2010 04:33 PM (0FiCa)

32 It is disgraceful that the campaign media sat on all this dirt, but there is an upside. I mean, this clown was very nearly the Donk nominee. He was right there in a 3-way race before flaming out.
How much respect are we to have for the preferences of Democrat voters when this POS had that much support from them? The diehards will tell you to this day that Toonces is a great leader, but each and every one of them would have told you the same thing about the Breck Girl if he'd won.
They're fools, we know it and thanks to the campaign media, they know we know it.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 03, 2010 04:33 PM (rplL3)

33 PS: no more guest bloggers on HA for now? they were actually making HA relevant again, now back to the "obligatory, dude, exit question" crap
Yeah, no kidding it really improved it for a while. Now, back to your regularly scheduled Beck, Palin and Jesus bashing.

Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2010 04:33 PM (lEkVh)

34 John Edwards is VP material according to the Dems...but Sarah Palin lacks the gravitas. Ah these people are insane.

Well said 18-1.

Posted by: Sam at February 03, 2010 04:33 PM (Cxsey)

35 move along...nothing to see here

Posted by: The media at February 03, 2010 04:33 PM (AnTyA)

36 1 If not for that (D) after his name, this would have been a media feeding frenzy to put the Tiger Woods situation to shame.
Amen.
I am not letting Edwards' utter shitbag-ness reflect upon the Democratic party in general, but I know what would've happened if there was an R next to his name. It would've been story of the fucking century.
So, instead, I'm going to take some time and think how Amanda Marcotte is taking all of this right about now.
hehehe...

Posted by: EC at February 03, 2010 04:34 PM (mAhn3)

37 He's an ass on which everything has sat except a man.

Posted by: The Sanity Inspector at February 03, 2010 04:34 PM (uw+0A)

38 Do flowers catch on fire when John Edwards walks by them?
Because he seriously has that Omen/The Prophecy-Christopher Walken/Evil/Criminally Insane vibe going.
It should be common practice to dig up the crawlspaces of anywhere John Edwards lives or has lived. Just in case.

Posted by: sifty at February 03, 2010 04:34 PM (PXR0g)

39 Beating your wife, who has cancer, who you have cheated on should be a crime punishable by 100 lashes at minimum.

Automatic castration for rapists.

Death penalty for pedophiles.

Posted by: Holger at February 03, 2010 04:34 PM (8NGHm)

40 Yes, he is a scumbag but I don't believe anything that comes out of a hostile divorce until it gets plenty of proof.
I wouldn't put a lot of stock in this, but yes, it is another case of what if. Recall how scumbag McCain got hit for having an "affair" with the lobbyist based on zero evidence.

Posted by: Vic at February 03, 2010 04:34 PM (QrA9E)

41 Lacey: Looks like they are seating Brown tomorrow. Sigh. I wonder if they need help?

Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2010 04:35 PM (lEkVh)

42 The fact that Edwards is a scumbag? Hardly news, I think.

Seriously, if this coverage had come out 18 months ago, Hilary Clinton would probably be the POTUS now.


Posted by: looking closely at February 03, 2010 04:36 PM (PwGfd)

43 It should be common practice to dig up the crawlspaces of anywhere John Edwards lives or has lived. Just in case.Posted by: sifty at February 03, 2010 04:34 PM (PXR0g)

thread winner so far

Posted by: Mوtenloch at February 03, 2010 04:37 PM (hOTi6)

44 Now I'm wondering about Elizabeth's earlier story about how Edwards accidentally broke her ribs during sex.

Posted by: toby928 at February 03, 2010 04:37 PM (PD1tk)

45
All three of these sociopaths need to be locked in a room together, they deserve eachother. And that poor kid doesn't have a chance in hell of being 'normal'.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 03, 2010 04:37 PM (fx8sm)

46 Question. We don't know if this IS or ISN'T true, BUT.

Who would be dumb enough to DOUBT IT?

Posted by: gus at February 03, 2010 04:38 PM (Vqruj)

47 Beat his wife? Hell, I barely have the balls to beat My daughters, and that's only when Michelle is holding them down!

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 03, 2010 04:38 PM (VmtE9)

48 move along...nothing to see here

Posted by: The media

Doesn't sound like such a bad idea to me.

Posted by: Iskandar at February 03, 2010 04:38 PM (/o58C)

49 "There is a certain virtue to being able to tell the absolute truth and stick it to people without repercussions"

Posted by: curious at February 03, 2010 04:39 PM (p302b)

50 I doubt he hit her. I just don't think he has ever thrown a punch in his life. I would bet that her shook the shit out of her though.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 03, 2010 04:39 PM (i3PJU)

51 And that poor kid doesn't have a chance in hell of being 'normal'.

Especially with her bad teeth and bad father, but mostly, the bad father part.

Posted by: toby928 at February 03, 2010 04:39 PM (PD1tk)

52 Maybe Chaz is suffering from Sullivanitis.

Posted by: President Obumbles at February 03, 2010 04:39 PM (DH/cp)

53 I don't believe anything that comes out of a hostile divorce until it gets plenty of proof.

Right. Plus, sick or not, she could probably take him.
More likely, he asked Andrew Young to hit her for him.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 03, 2010 04:40 PM (GGulh)

54 Much like ACORN, I think it will take a little more to bring down Silky Pony. He may never run for office again, but he will do just fine working for a PAC,"NonProfit", etc...

Posted by: Sam at February 03, 2010 04:40 PM (Cxsey)

55 To Do:
1. Hide out.
1. Set up press conference and declare myself a Democrat.
2. Go back to whorin'.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 03, 2010 04:40 PM (sGaoh)

56 I have stated to many divorcing couples, you never realize who you Really married until you try to divorce them.
i don't find this unbelievable at all

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 04:41 PM (7FgWm)

57 More likely, he asked Andrew Young to hit her for him.

Now THAT I can believe.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 03, 2010 04:42 PM (fx8sm)

58 one other thing to add to # 57.
all those that bought the Elizabeth is a freak, rending her shirt, imagine being married with many children and finding out you lover, partner, best friend had a child with another.
jmnsho

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 04:43 PM (7FgWm)

59 Now I'm wondering about Elizabeth's earlier story about how Edwards accidentally broke her ribs during sex.

WTF...?

Really...? What kind of shit is that? Usually the worst you can expect out of sex is a few bruises or a rope burn, and that's even if you forgot the safe word.

Posted by: Sam at February 03, 2010 04:43 PM (Cxsey)

60 Can I kick him in the face now? How about now?

Posted by: alexthechick at February 03, 2010 04:43 PM (8WZWv)

61 Second look at John Edwards!

Posted by: Ike Turner at February 03, 2010 04:43 PM (1fanL)

62 She also sounds crazy as a shit house rat. In a situation like theirs, it would be soooooo easy for her to rev that little turd up to the point where she could claim domestic violence. They richly deserve each other.

Posted by: Peaches at February 03, 2010 04:43 PM (9Wv2j)

63 alex, i'll help hold him down.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 04:44 PM (7FgWm)

64 There are two Americas. One where John Edwards is a lying douche who cheats on his cancer-stricken wife, and another, where John Edwards is a lying douche who cheats on his cancer-stricken wife, then beats her.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 03, 2010 04:44 PM (cxGtL)

65 How to start a fight in your home Chapter 1:

When your wife tells you about a wife-beating or similar story she heard, start off by asking one simple question:

What did she do?

The jokes just write themselves after that.

Posted by: sifty at February 03, 2010 04:45 PM (PXR0g)

66 REMEMBER:
this is the guy our mainstream press went to great lengths to try to make the President of the United States. This is their man.

Posted by: Z Ryan at February 03, 2010 04:45 PM (cMo6P)

67 anyone else see that softball interview on Hannity w/ Young?

Posted by: YRM at February 03, 2010 04:45 PM (MxqA5)

68 2 He's a trial lawyer, there's nothing beneath him.
Posted by: Potosi Joel at February 03, 2010 04:21 PM (xyuma)
Rielle Hunter is beneath him. Bada bing. But seriously, there is something beneath a trial lawyer, and that's a trial lawyer/Democrat populist. BIRM.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 03, 2010 04:45 PM (1fanL)

69 You know what you call a scumbag who beats his cancer-riddled wife?
Chum.
And I don't mean 'friend'.
And for Huffington fans, no, I do not literally propose mulching the bastard and using his remains to trawl for sharks. Losers.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 03, 2010 04:45 PM (pZEar)

70 Well at least we know Obama doesn't beat his wife, or rather couldn't beat his wife.

Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2010 04:47 PM (lEkVh)

71
And for Huffington fans, no, I do not literally propose mulching the bastard and using his remains to trawl for sharks. Losers.

OTOH, I wouldn't waste any urine on the mutt if he was ablaze.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 03, 2010 04:49 PM (fx8sm)

72 Randi Andi Sullivan will be along shortly to explain why the baby wasn't Hunters at all - it's actually an alien from another world left here by forces loyal to the android Palin - mother-ship to all enemy lifeforms.

Posted by: Murph at February 03, 2010 04:49 PM (Cxwf3)

73 They probably had a slap fight.

Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2010 04:49 PM (lEkVh)

74 Why couldn't he beat his wife? She's as big as a womp rat, and I used to hit those all the time back home.

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at February 03, 2010 04:49 PM (1fanL)

75 no excuse peaches, although i undertsand ,so he's a fkr, she might be controlling, he had the option to split, not tear up her, the kids and reille
he was satisfied with what she brought to the table, until he wasn't

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 04:49 PM (7FgWm)

76 I, however, do literally propose mulching any and all Huffington fans and usingtheir remains to trawl for sharks.

Posted by: Brock Samson at February 03, 2010 04:50 PM (VmtE9)

77 He can haz jail time, pleez?

Posted by: mongerel at February 03, 2010 04:50 PM (ZszgD)

78 The only other shoe to drop is that he's bisexual. Elizabeth, do you hear me?

Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2010 04:50 PM (lEkVh)

79 Oh c'mon now. Did he beat her or BEAT BEAT her? He probably just beat her so it isn't a big deal.

Posted by: Whoopie at February 03, 2010 04:50 PM (ZtwUX)

80 Well at least we know Obama doesn't beat his wife, or rather couldn't beat his wife.

Michelle would whip out a bat'leth and seriously fuck his shit up if he even thought of it. Only a man like Cheney could stand his ground.

Posted by: Sam at February 03, 2010 04:50 PM (Cxsey)

81 I will speak from my place of expertise on abused women. She's not one. Not in the classic sense. More like an active participant in a really dysfunctional relationship. My guess? The asstrays got thrown a lot in that house. And no doubt she smacked the shit outta him when she found out about baby mama.

Posted by: dibutler,perpetuallypissed at February 03, 2010 04:50 PM (S3xX1)

82 6 OT: what happened to Chaz's brain over at LGF? He was my gateway into the conservative blogosphere seven years ago. I stopped reading his site a couple of years ago, and now I see that his mind is gone.
Dung beetles managed to find a way into his brain case and carried the contents thereof away...

Posted by: maddogg at February 03, 2010 04:50 PM (OlN4e)

83 Oh c'mon now. Did he beat her or BEAT BEAT her? He probably just beat her so it isn't a big deal.

Posted by: Whoopie

At least he's not some pro-marriage republican hypocrite.

Posted by: Z Ryan at February 03, 2010 04:52 PM (cMo6P)

84 And we must thank the MSM for completely ignoring this story during the democrat primaries in 2008. How wonderful it would have been for all of this to have come out if Edwards had been the DNC nominee for POTUS (or Hillary's VP) and they were now in the WH. The MSM just keeps on being complete and useless toadies for the bullshit artists in this country.
I never really cared for Mrs. Edwards, but I wish her well, in every sense of the word, and hope she takes the fucking bastard for everything he has.

Posted by: Drillanwr at February 03, 2010 04:53 PM (1kwr2)

85 Dont buy it. You really think Edwards would risk breaking a nail on a bitch wearing THOSE shoes?

Posted by: Mike In BA at February 03, 2010 04:53 PM (1hSHv)

86 I doubt the veracity of this charge as well. Its
not that Edwards isn't scum, its just that Mrs. Edwards is a greedy,
opportunistic grasper just like he is.

Posted by: kefka at February 03, 2010 04:27 PM (n1uMU)
Yep. There's a world of difference between "slapped" and "beat". Hell, she's already got him by the short hairs if they actually divorce - but adding "domestic violence" to the proceedings would guarantee that ol' John wouldn't be able to afford a Pepsi once a week. She's not stupid. Her timing is impeccable.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 03, 2010 04:53 PM (Rwudm)

87 And no doubt she smacked the shit outta him when she found out about baby mama.
Posted by: dibutler,perpetuallypissed at February
and if that information comes out, i will change my view. but seriously you have a media that tried to get this guy elected, HE was so great. why wouldn't they lie. lookat polanski, their beloved. i was also abused, and never threw an ashtray.(but a soda)not everyone is the same

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 04:54 PM (7FgWm)

88 ...no, I do not literally propose mulching the bastard and using his remains to trawl for sharks. Losers.

Just toss him in whole.

Posted by: CUS at February 03, 2010 04:55 PM (wOGfT)

89 She should have had him arrested.

Posted by: TC at February 03, 2010 04:55 PM (1qoYm)

90 I don't think their "relationship" was probably too much different than Bill and Hillary's. John probably modeled it after Bill's. However, Bill had apparently learned where to um, leave his business, and John did not. In exchange, Hillary gets the presidency ....except Chicago shows up and screws up the plan....god I bet she's pissed especially when she's sitting in some malaria infested cesspool in Africa smirking at school children and keeping her mouth shut.

Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2010 04:56 PM (lEkVh)

91 gah, people are advocating hitting a spouse in any way?

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 04:57 PM (7FgWm)

92 This is just piling on now. I'm not sure I believe it; it might just like when Heather Mills said of Paul McCartney "E' Beat me wit' me wooden leg!!!"
The Judge didn't buy it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2010 04:57 PM (T1boi)

93 More like an active participant in a really dysfunctional relationship

Yeah. She's a vile piece of work. Hired Amanda Marcotte, don't forget.

She's had 6 months to live now going on 6 years.
I've noticed there's no one in conservative publications going Andi Sullivan on her over that. Someone says they have cancer, we believe them.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 03, 2010 04:57 PM (mR7mk)

94 Seriously people, who HASN'T knocked around their cancer stricken wife every now and then?
I bet she was just asking' for it by giving him static about fathering children out of wedlock. I mean, who doesn't do that from time to time?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at February 03, 2010 04:57 PM (F09Uo)

95 I like the cut of this guy's jib. Let's vote him in.

Posted by: erg's doddering dog at February 03, 2010 04:57 PM (iVHTv)

96 On second thought, I think he done beat her with the ugly stick. But that happened a long time ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2010 04:58 PM (T1boi)

97 I just don't see him wanting to mess up his hair.

Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2010 05:00 PM (lEkVh)

98 meh, the leftinists excused Clinton.

But this reminds me of Limbaugh examining Edward's big leap in poverty studies. Get this, Edwards was able to split this atom with his mind...Edwards figured out that people wouldn't be poor if they were able to do things for people. And then the people who the poor people did things for gave the poor people some form of payment for things the poor people did for the people. Now, if you repeat this doing of things or even providing of things so that the people would continue to give payment to the poor people, poverty would get better.

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 03, 2010 05:00 PM (QxSug)

99 i have a friend that was diagnosed with breast cancer had a total mascecomy in 2002, she is still alive been back in surgery 4 times, lymphs, etc.. she is still alive, now it hit herbones, it happens folks.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 05:00 PM (7FgWm)

100 Calling TMZ and RadarOnLine. Imagine a trail lawyer doing anything wrong and a Democrat to boot. NYT will place this on Page 99, section Z. Oh they don't have a section Z....never mind.
Perhaps Hillary and Elizabeth should live together. After all it takes a village to raise a child and since John is now out of the picture...who will help her raise the kids ?

Posted by: John at February 03, 2010 05:00 PM (6FYZ6)

101
Kinda makes ya wonder what we'll find out about Present Obama after he loses in 2012.

bwahahahahahaha. . It will be fun to read details in the paper after the Golden Child isn't in office.

Posted by: sifty at February 03, 2010 05:00 PM (PXR0g)

102 But she hit my first!

Posted by: John Edwards at February 03, 2010 05:01 PM (CfmlF)

103

The couple's furious confrontation was the "final straw" in Elizabeth's
decision to end their 32-year marriage after it was revealed that he had
fathered a child out of wedlock with his ex-mistress Rielle Hunter, the
newspaper revealed today in a bombshell report on its Web site.
"When [John] made the decision to hit me, it was over," a friend said
Elizabeth told her.
Where the hell are the feminists? Oh, I guess wife-beating's okay if the beater is a liberal Democrat, especially if said liberal Dem is running for Prez.
I wish I could get Pert-Plus in the ring for a few rounds. We'll see what staying power his hair really has.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 03, 2010 05:01 PM (otlXg)

104 I was just doing my best to beat cancer!

Posted by: John Edwards at February 03, 2010 05:01 PM (CfmlF)

105 She mussed my hair! sobs

Posted by: John Edwards at February 03, 2010 05:02 PM (9Wv2j)

106 She was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Never get in the way of my back swing when I'm brushing my hair!

Posted by: runningrn at February 03, 2010 05:03 PM (CfmlF)

107 I have no sympathy for either of them. Period. "John Edwards" is just yet another rock we can hurl at the media for the next few decades whenever they get all sanctimonious about, well, anything.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at February 03, 2010 05:04 PM (wPZU5)

108 I'm sorry I accidentally knocked her over, but she was blocking the mirror!

Posted by: runningrn at February 03, 2010 05:04 PM (CfmlF)

109 I don't believe it. That hog could take him.

Posted by: Warden at February 03, 2010 05:04 PM (QoR4a)

110 gah, people are advocating hitting a spouse in any way?

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 04:57 PM (7FgWm)
No, not at all. But, considering the parties involved in this mess - I have no doubt there was a fight. I do not - ever - think a man should hit a woman. But she's a shrew, and he's a pussy who's not smart enough to a) keep it in his pants and/or b) use a bit of common sense if (a) proves impossible to achieve. There's more to this than we can see from the outside. I'm divorced, myself, as is my hubby. I've come to the realization that there are always, always, three sides to every dispute of this sort: what he says, what she says, and what really happened, which is usually somewhere between the other two sides.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 03, 2010 05:05 PM (Rwudm)

111 What I find interesting is that people will indeed believe it. Which means that Edward's character is so low that people will indeed believe he is a wife beater. Specifically, a woman with cancer.

In a way, it doesn't matter if it's true or not; it's what people will believe. Nice to see public opinion slamming the other side.

/sort of how they slammed Sarah P. as being stupid, when she is not.

Posted by: shibumi at February 03, 2010 05:07 PM (OKZrE)

112 She's had 6 months to live now going on 6 years.
Posted by: polynikes at February 03, 2010 04:51 PM (m2CN7)
We could make book on which one will go first, her or the Lockerbie bomber. Or would that be in poor taste?

Posted by: stuiec at February 03, 2010 05:08 PM (keSj0)

113 Does this mean he won't be running for president in 2016?

Posted by: FireHorse at February 03, 2010 05:09 PM (cQyWA)

114 antisocialist
maybe this is a moment where we need to wait until more info is out, i certainly admit my emotions are High on this topic, i was beaten for years, women might fight back or wait until they are done. maybe i spoke to soon, i'll retract my angat until more info.
but i do know the media loooved that fkr, and would protect their sickness as with polanski. they wouldn't admit their compliteness. easier to make Her look like chit, than that they tried to put a wife beater on the american public as a pres.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 05:10 PM (7FgWm)

115 I didn't believe this at all about Edwards until I read the article. The "friend" claims that a frenzied Elizabeth used to whup up on ol' John quite a bit. I think a man can stand only so much physical abuse coming from a woman. Still, he still should have pulled his punches. If she really was beating up on him he should have been relieved she was filing for divorce.

Posted by: kallisto at February 03, 2010 05:10 PM (+FkcS)

116 Yeah. I visit the site once a week to remind myself what early stages of dementia looks like.
Posted by: lorien1973 at February 03, 2010 04:24 PM (IhQuA)
Early? If that's the early stage, I shudder to think of what the advanced stage looks like.

Posted by: stuiec at February 03, 2010 05:10 PM (keSj0)

117 Larrty Craig lost his career and went through hell because he tapped. his. friggin. foot. in. a. public.bathroom.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 03, 2010 05:11 PM (YmPwQ)

118 And Larry Craig, too.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 03, 2010 05:11 PM (YmPwQ)

119 Some of us women know how to deal with men like him.

Posted by: Miranda Lambert at February 03, 2010 05:12 PM (wPZU5)

120 Maybe her health is weakening, and Breck Girl figured he could take her now. He could have been drunk, too, since he's been hanging around bars lately.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 03, 2010 05:13 PM (mHQ7T)

121 Luca Brasi ,
this is so wrong but i must
tap 3 times on the pipes if you want me,
2wice on the pipes if the answer is no.
but you're right they creamed him, he likely was guilty, he and his wife, god would know,

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 05:15 PM (7FgWm)

122 We could make book on which one will go first, her or the Lockerbie bomber. Or would that be in poor taste?


Hmmmm. Gimme a few minutes to set it up.

Posted by: Intrade at February 03, 2010 05:15 PM (I/MqP)

123 Put some ice on it.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at February 03, 2010 05:18 PM (2IsON)

124 In other news, Jake LaMotta's t-shirt is missing.

Posted by: kallisto at February 03, 2010 05:19 PM (+FkcS)

125
They were fighting over custody of their makeup case.

Posted by: Flying Monkey at February 03, 2010 05:19 PM (Oxen1)

126 Hey Zach, this is your Democrat party!!This is the total SHIT you LIBTARDS like. Don't fight it Zach, this is what you dysfuntional failures root for. An ambulance chasing sissy boy with 27,000 square foot house a gated beach home, full size indoor basketball court and airplane landing strip. He spends HUNDREDS on haircuts, but won't take care of his own child., he pays thousands to fly his STYLIST around and yet denies fatherhood to a child he KNOWS is his own. He shakes down doctors claiming to care for children, yet won't take care of his, but does take 1/3 of the settlement.
THIS IS YOUR TYPE ZACH. THIS IS THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.
Shall we chat about Jesse Jackson and his illegitimate child?

Posted by: gus at February 03, 2010 05:21 PM (Vqruj)

127 I suppose he was guilty, Craig didn't exactly deny it. But still.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 03, 2010 05:21 PM (YmPwQ)

128 I can believe it. If there's anything "The President for the COMMON MAN" loves, besides himself, it's MONEY. And Johnny stands to lose A LOT!

Posted by: GarandFan at February 03, 2010 05:25 PM (ZQBnQ)

129 I wonder if he hit her with his purse or with his hair brush.
Have you noticed the ugly ones RUT with him, bu the HOT MILF told him to fuck off.

Posted by: gus at February 03, 2010 05:27 PM (Vqruj)

130 Don't hold back Gus, tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at February 03, 2010 05:29 PM (wPZU5)

131 You would not believe the number of cars around here that still have Kerry-Edwards bumper stickers...

Posted by: rawmuse at February 03, 2010 05:32 PM (6Kciv)

132 I don't see any of them with Kerry-Edwards-Druck-Heinz.

Posted by: gus at February 03, 2010 05:37 PM (Vqruj)

133 John Edwards is the typical example of the kind of 'man' who becomes a Democrat.

Posted by: Mark in Portland at February 03, 2010 05:39 PM (+45yf)

134 Is anybody else getting a down-low vibe off of the whole John Edwards/Andrew Young relationship? Something about the tone of the break-up. And of course their haircuts.

And by "down-low" I mean anal.

Posted by: Phinn at February 03, 2010 05:40 PM (mzaSj)

135 137
Is anybody else getting a down-low vibe off of the whole John
Edwards/Andrew Young relationship? Something about the tone of the
break-up. And of course their haircuts.


And by "down-low" I mean anal.

eeeewwwwwww.

/reaches for brain bleach

//not necessarily disagreeing either

Posted by: shibumi at February 03, 2010 05:46 PM (OKZrE)

136 "She was so tormented by John's cheating and lies that she lashed out physically at him many times, even slapping him," said a friend. "On a couple of occasions, when the fights became heated, she grabbed him by the shoulders and screamed, 'Why, why, why?!'
"Elizabeth would break down in tears and try to make John explain why he was throwing his family and political life away.
"During one of the confrontations, Elizabeth grabbed his arms and shook him so hard that John had to restrain her."

Her hitting him? That I believe.

Posted by: Average Jen at February 03, 2010 05:56 PM (fRnux)

137 but i do know the media loooved that fkr, and
would protect their sickness as with polanski. they wouldn't admit
their compliteness. easier to make Her look like chit, than that they
tried to put a wife beater on the american public as a pres.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 05:10 PM (7FgWm)
Heck, yeah, willow - I live in North Carolina, I've been watching the media fawn over this asshole for years. The "Kerry - Edwards" bumper stickers are still in full bloom in most of the larger college towns. I do know, though, that much of the credit for making Elizabeth look like shit goes to Elizabeth herself. It's dreadful that she lost a child. It's horrible that she has incurable cancer - honestly, I can't imagine how she deals with the knowledge that she likely won't be around to see her kids graduate from college, get married, have their own kids. And it's totally despicable that that slimeball husband of hers took up with Reille Hunter, had a kid with her, denied it, dragged their family through the dirt before grudgingly admitted that the kid was, in fact, his. But, she's no shrinking violet. She's much smarter than Silky Pony is, she's much more ambitious than he ever was, she has always been the "power behind the throne" and she's not about to let him forget that he put the finishing touches on ruining her life.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 03, 2010 05:57 PM (Rwudm)

138 I put nothing past this scumbag. I think they are both garbage but hitting your spouse who is dying is truly beyond the pale.

Posted by: MPFS at February 03, 2010 06:07 PM (QuP9W)

139 Young was supposed to be on The View today. Any of you morons/moronettes take a deep breath and a peek? I'm already sick, and just the sight of the hag Behar would have sent me to the hospital.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at February 03, 2010 06:19 PM (UOM48)

140 antisocialist
I'll go with your knowledge , i know i'm emotional about this.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 06:28 PM (7FgWm)

141 This guy pretended to literally (not symbolically or metaphorically, mind you, but literally) channel the voices of dead babies during a lawsuit.

That he was able to achieve any sort of prominence in Democrat politics after that is not a good reflection on those people.

Posted by: Kensington at February 03, 2010 06:42 PM (Cdz8I)

142 137 Is anybody else getting a down-low vibe off of the whole John Edwards/Andrew Young relationship? Something about the tone of the break-up. And of course their haircuts. And by "down-low" I mean anal.

Watching Andrew Young on Nightline and 20/20, I totally got that vibe! I even said something to my husband about it as we watched the trainwreck.

Posted by: runningrn at February 03, 2010 06:44 PM (CfmlF)

143 What I'd like to know is how this dude is even still alive. Because he has done a whole shitload of things I'd have killed Mr. C. over. He'd never have lived long enough to hit me.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at February 03, 2010 07:18 PM (fuw6p)

144 128 They were fighting over custody of their makeup case.
Posted by: Flying Monkey at February 03, 2010 05:19 PM (Oxen1)

This.

Posted by: dibutler,perpetuallypissed at February 03, 2010 07:43 PM (S3xX1)

145 As a NC resident let me apologize to the rest of the nation. Lint heads, AKA mill workers and their children, do the darn-est things, but they are usually "light skinned".

In the state's defense, I note the prick was born in SC and when to UNC-CH.
Going to UNC pretty much insures that you will turn out to be a jerk, see for an example good ole tingle legs, Chris.

Posted by: Kemp at February 03, 2010 07:43 PM (2+9Yx)

146 I am sure Pony Boy slaps like Mr. Queermo. Same Hair too.

Posted by: sean at February 03, 2010 08:29 PM (sHxOn)

147 John Edwards would have made a great President, and I hope he becomes AG some day. AG's can issue pardons and spring you from jail, right?

Posted by: OJ Simpson at February 03, 2010 08:42 PM (sYxEE)

148 Somehow news of this is not suprising to me -- still, I question the timing. She doesn't exactly come off as the downtrodden victim that she's always being portrayed as.
As for hitting women: ah, even as a woman I have to say "no, it's not right, but sometimes men have a good reason to". I say this because I've seen quite a few women do all manner of outrageous bullshit, including striking the man in question, and then scream bloody murder if they get so much as a nudge. Bullshit I say. Doing so makes the rest of us look like a bunch of shrewish little pussies (which we are not, or shouldn't be) and completely devalues women who are real victims of real abuse. It's kinda like the way rape has been totally stripped of its meaning imho.
If my husband had tried even a quarter of the crap Edwards had, then he would be dog food (but dog food that would have suffered first) -- likewise for me; live by the sword, die by it, goose-gander and all that equality stuff.

Posted by: unknown jane at February 03, 2010 09:05 PM (5/yRG)

149 Without an independent witness who will dies instantly if he or she lies, I refuse to believe anything either of these lying scumbags say. Why you would believe St. Liz, adissembling sack of shit who apparently left her husband only when she realized he was about to shower his whore and bastard with marital money, escapes me. Elizabeth Edwards personifies the word "cunt" as much as her husband John personifies the word "motherfucker." There is nothing that could make me sympathetic toward either one of them and that includes forced viewings of the defunct "Friends" series.
I look forward to revelations the come out of their divorce.

Posted by: awed at February 03, 2010 09:07 PM (d5KAO)

150 Granted, John Edwards is a slimy low-life for many reasons. But I'll bet his wife is an obnoxious,classic bitch, too, who could hold her own, and dish it out, too. (Never mind that someone beat her with an ugly stick long before John hauled off and belted her one. Think about it: If she was your wife, wouldn't you cheat on her, too? She is one fat, ugly broad. His disgrace is that he married that uglytub-of-lard in the first place. What a pair of dorks. They deserve each other. They're what we call real southern white trash.)

Posted by: Guest at February 03, 2010 10:47 PM (ITzbJ)

151 Yes, he is a scumbag but I don't believe anything that comes out of a
hostile divorce until it gets plenty of proof.

Indeed. Particularly when the article also says she admits to smacking him around a lot too. My gut feeling tells me they deserved each other.

Clearly, l'affaire Hunter is hardly the first affair he's had, and quite likely not the first she was aware of. It sounds like she's pissed because she hitched herself to a rising star, swallowed her pride with the previous undisclosed affairs and his scumbagginess for the purposes of keeping his "career" (and her would be D.C socialite future) intact, and is now pissed off because that star went supernova and collapsed into a black hole.

Too bad, so sad. This is what happens if you marry vile cheating scumbags and don't have the sense to pull the eject handle when you first realize they're a vile cheating scumbag. Vile cheating scumbag is NOT a disease that can be cured; that's a fundamental character flaw.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 03, 2010 11:26 PM (TZ4Dk)

152 Where the hell are the feminists? Oh, I guess wife-beating's okay if the beater is a liberal Democrat, especially if said liberal Dem is running for Prez.
Maybe someone should askcongresswoman Carol Shay Porter...About a week ago she was saying that if the men were sent home Obamacare would already have passed.Howeverif we had sent the men home earlier Barack wouldn't be president; Kerry would be, andJohn Edwards would now be in his 6th year as our VP.

Posted by: ADK46er at February 03, 2010 11:31 PM (pRvXg)

153 Christ, the guy's Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone.

Posted by: DrZin at February 03, 2010 11:37 PM (JwSM5)

154 @ 36 "think how Amanda Marcotte is taking all of this right about now. "

ksnksnksnksnksnksnksnk snurk HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW !!!!!
I might not be able to stop laughing for the rest of today, thanks to that.

Posted by: Stoop Davy Dave at February 04, 2010 08:57 AM (R4hXS)

155 Going to UNC pretty much insures that you will turn out to be a jerk, see for an example good ole tingle legs, Chris.

Posted by: Kemp at February 03, 2010 07:43 PM (2+9Yx)
Tweety's a Tarhole? Fuck, that explains a lot.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 04, 2010 09:39 AM (Sghlv)

156 Send me to hell for saying this but, Elizabeth Edwards is simply Hillary Clinton with cancer.

Both stayed with scumbags for money and power. I have zero respect for women like them.

Posted by: lilfish at February 04, 2010 11:43 AM (s4n7K)

157



تسريحات للشعر القصير

ازياء اليسا

فساتين سهرات

صور

منتديات


تسريحات للشعر الطويل

ازياء نجوى كرم

ازياء زهير مراد

صور انمي

توبيكات


صبغات شعر

ازياء حليمة بولند

ازياء هاني البحيري

ازياء

صور ماسنجر


قصات شعر

ازياء باسكال مشعلاني

ازياء ايلي صعب

صور بنات

سكربتات للماسنجر


صور هيفاء وهبي

ازياء نانسي عجرم

ازياء انسام الخلف

رسائل رومانسية

اختصارات للماسنجر


صور نانسي عجرم

ازياء للسمينات

ازياء حوامل

توبيكات حب

مسجات

Posted by: rtrt at February 13, 2010 07:41 PM (MZqrA)

158 The Purse Blogaccessories likeGucci handbagsreviewsaccessories like wholesale designerreviewsGucci Walletshandbags andluxury handbags product is builtcustom messengerGucci handbagsin San Francisco CA. Everyproduct is builtproduct is builtGucci bagsproduct is built CA. Every

Posted by: sa at June 03, 2010 09:22 PM (P/CTx)

159 Marriage is an umbrella. With it, when the storm, you will be comfortable ,coach handbags but in some natural flatly light weather, the more umbrella the unavoidable.

Posted by: coach handbags at June 14, 2010 05:51 AM (sz6dZ)

160 Excellent point here. I wish there are more and more DC Shoes
Hat articles like that.

I greatly benefit from your articles every time I read one. Thanks for the
dc shoes
caps info, it helps a lot.

I am glad to read some fantastic dc shoes
cap article like this.

What an inspiring article you wrote! I totally like the useful cheap dc shoes
hats info shared in the article.

Your do have some unique ideas here and I expect more wholesale dc shoes
hats articles from you.

Great resources of dc shoes fitted
hats! Thank you for sharing this with us.

We share the opinion on DC Shoes
Hats and I really enjoy reading your article.

I really like this nfl hats
article, and hope there can be more great resources like this.

Good job for writing this brilliant article of monster energy
hats.

Great article, it's helpful to me, and I also like the useful info about red bull
hats.

You have given us some interesting points on New Era
Hats. This is a wonderful article and surely worth
reading.

Posted by: optical at June 19, 2010 03:35 AM (WZqS/)

161 This is the best ray
ban article I have ever found on the Internet.

Excellent point here. I wish there are more and more ray ban sunglasses
articles like that.

I am glad to read some fantastic cheap ray ban
sunglasses article like this.

Good job for writing this brilliant article of ray ban
warrior.

I love this ray ban
warrior sunglasses article since it is one of those which truly
convey useful ideas.

Posted by: optical at June 19, 2010 03:36 AM (c4rBP)

162 Excellent point here. I wish there are more and more glasses articles like that.
I am glad to read some fantastic eyewear article like this.
Bright idea, hope there can be more useful articles about eyeglasses online.
I love this eye glasses article since it is one of those which truly convey useful ideas.
We share the opinion on prescription glasses and I really enjoy reading your article.
I appreciate your bright ideas in this optical article. Great work!
I like your ideas about sunglasses and I hope in the future there can be more bright articles like this from you.

Posted by: optical at June 19, 2010 03:37 AM (WZqS/)

163 Thanks for taking the time to discuss this, I feel strongly about it and love learning more on this topic. If possible, as you gain expertise, would you mind updating your blog with more information? It is extremely helpful for me.welcome to my site:www.weddingdressesonline.us
weddingdresses Designer wedding gowns Wholesale wedding dresses Evening Dresses
<strong><a href="http://www.weddingdressesonline.us/wedding-dresses-c-107.html" title="wedding dresses">wedding dresses</a>

Posted by: designer wedding dresses at July 19, 2010 04:18 AM (0tBra)

164 فساتين سهرات العاب اطفال مسلسلات تركيه بلاك بيري ايمو تسريحات ازياء كويتيه ازياء سعوديه ازياء لبنانيه ازياء فرنسيه ازياء اجنبية ازياء مثيره ازياء مصممين ازياء زهير مراد ازياء سحر الشرق ازياء خليجيه ازياء سوارية ازياء العروس ازياء جديده ازياء زارا ازياء شانيل ازياء ديور ازياء غوتشي ازياء جيفينتشى ازياء زفاف فساتين زفاف ازياء محجبات ازياء خطوبه ازياء مراهقات ازياء حوامل صور للتصاميم صور للتواقيع صور تواقيع صور بلاك بيري خلفيات بلاك بيري برامج بلاك بيري ثيمات بلاك بيري اليساء ازياء 2010 راشد الماجد منى زكي هيفاء وهبي ميريام فارس افريل لافين مايلي سايرس جوجو سيلينا غوميز فساتين العاب بنات العاب العاب بنات بنات العاب العاب سبنوج بوب العاب تلبيس العاب طبخ العاب باربي العاب 2010 تلبيس باربي تلبيس باربي العاب سبونج بوب سيارات العاب مكياج بنات العاب بنات جديدة العاب سبونج بوب فقط العاب طبخ سبونج بوب العاب سبونج بوب جديدة العاب منتديات hguhf شقاوة

Posted by: shgawa at August 01, 2010 08:51 AM (nrxRC)

165 فساتين سهرات العاب اطفال مسلسلات تركيه بلاك بيري ايمو تسريحات ازياء كويتيه ازياء سعوديه ازياء لبنانيه ازياء فرنسيه ازياء اجنبية ازياء مثيره ازياء مصممين ازياء زهير مراد ازياء سحر الشرق ازياء خليجيه ازياء سوارية ازياء العروس ازياء جديده ازياء زارا ازياء شانيل ازياء ديور ازياء غوتشي ازياء جيفينتشى ازياء زفاف فساتين زفاف ازياء محجبات ازياء خطوبه ازياء مراهقات ازياء حوامل صور للتصاميم صور للتواقيع صور تواقيع صور بلاك بيري خلفيات بلاك بيري برامج بلاك بيري ثيمات بلاك بيري اليساء ازياء 2010 راشد الماجد منى زكي هيفاء وهبي ميريام فارس افريل لافين مايلي سايرس جوجو سيلينا غوميز فساتين العاب بنات العاب العاب بنات بنات العاب العاب سبنوج بوب العاب تلبيس العاب طبخ العاب باربي العاب 2010 تلبيس باربي تلبيس باربي العاب سبونج بوب سيارات العاب مكياج بنات العاب بنات جديدة العاب سبونج بوب فقط العاب طبخ سبونج بوب العاب سبونج بوب جديدة العاب news مكياج عرايس ازياء الفنانات تواقيع رومانسية صور جديده خلفيات بنات تسريحات 2011 منتديات < قلوب>شقاوة صور رمزية للعيد 2010 كاي مسجات كاي صور تواقيع بنات توبيكات زواج منتديات كاي توبيكات فساتين سهره جديده

Posted by: shqawa at August 22, 2010 01:41 AM (SLPoy)






Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.3814 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.362 seconds, 174 records returned.
Page size 91 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.

MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat