Overnight Open Thread - Dipping Edition (Mśtenloch)

Rejoice morons - it's time to prepare your ball dippin' sauce!

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Classic Hee Haw: My Puppies Have Turned Republican
Thanks to zedzero.

My New Favorite French Singer - Alizee Jacotey
Yeah I'm a few years late to the Alizťe party, but what's not to like. Plus her voice is nice too. And while her dancing may not be as acrobatic as Britney or Madonna, she's far more mesmerizing to watch. And don't be fooled by her dancing, she has a squeaky clean image in France and lives quietly with her husband and daughter.

Comfy Chair for Men
No one expects the Spanish comfy chair!

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Google Agrees to Censor Encyclopedia Dramatica Entry in Australia
Apparently because of a Aborigine joke.

Celebrities Before And After Plastic Surgery
Bad pictures or have they had a little surgical help? And yeah it's at Manofest so beware the fake virus alert ad.

GA City Forgot to Hold 2009 Election

"We just forgot it, that's the only thing that happened we just forgot it," said Addie Cutts, City of DeSoto Councilwoman.

Doh!

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Comments

1 Who's going to be here?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:34 PM (gofDd)

2 Brown: Kirk's work is done. End game, f*ckos.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 10:35 PM (UJIeT)

3 These are my balls, can everyone fucking taste them yet?

Posted by: Tea partiers at January 19, 2010 10:35 PM (Ab8Sw)

4 My first ONT. I'm only here for the dippin'.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 19, 2010 10:35 PM (zxrQh)

5 Doing the classy thing re. Teddy K.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 10:35 PM (UJIeT)

6 I'm here but watching the victory speech.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 10:35 PM (ZLN2+)

7 I'm in love with Ayla. Call me darling!!!

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 19, 2010 10:36 PM (UqJ8A)

8
HEEEEE HAW!

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 10:36 PM (Z+qzA)

9

Good lord, ace is on track to get over 250,000 hits today alone? Maet, is that a record?

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 10:36 PM (t72+4)

10 Hopefully the Eyeores from earlier today can finally friggin' smile.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at January 19, 2010 10:36 PM (rhtun)

11 I see why he's honoring Teddy boy but...ugh. It's classy, though.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:36 PM (gofDd)

12 I'm here - just had to grab a damp cloth for cleaning.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 10:36 PM (YX6i/)

13 Warm tapioca. With raisins. While I'm chuggin' beers outta my kegorator.

Posted by: scottythrust at January 19, 2010 10:37 PM (oBJkk)

14 Carrie:
I think I just went 10-100.



Bandit:
Better than 10-200.



Carrie:
[a little flustered] Yes that's true.


[they both laugh]

Posted by: Al at January 19, 2010 10:37 PM (0lyUI)

15 Salty Chocolate Balls!
http://tinyurl.com/5r4nvc

BOOYA!!

Posted by: UGRev at January 19, 2010 10:37 PM (862vz)

16 Hey loppy, great job!!!! Who would've ever thought that a MA Republican would get enough supporters like you to do the work to turn this thing around?
In a way, you're a real part of history.

Posted by: Tea partiers at January 19, 2010 10:37 PM (Ab8Sw)

17 Hey, Sassy! I'm listening to his speech on the radio.

I'm still in shock.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:38 PM (gofDd)

18 AWESOME!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 10:38 PM (B5cM9)

19 Buford T. Justice:
What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Posted by: Al at January 19, 2010 10:38 PM (0lyUI)

20 Don't get cocky, kid. The heavy lifting starts @ 0600 tomorrow.
This Virginian salutes our Northern Countrymen on a job well done. Our states have delivered this Nation from oppression before will do it again.

Posted by: Jess at January 19, 2010 10:38 PM (KSNkY)

21 1/2 liter bottle of Young's Double Chocolate Stout. ~4 ounces in a small dish for dippage. Rest in a pint glass for sippage.

Posted by: random at January 19, 2010 10:38 PM (mhbHz)

22 *hiccups*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 10:38 PM (lNw1b)

23 Do not get coq-ee!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 19, 2010 10:38 PM (ZiQz8)

24 Ahhhhhhh, Alizee.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 10:38 PM (OUqZe)

25 16

Sock off. sorry, I'm a bit loopy at the moment.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2010 10:39 PM (Ab8Sw)

26 YIPPEE!!
Yeah for Massachusetts !

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 10:39 PM (hA5JK)

27 His daughters ain't hard to look at either. Right wing chicks are hot.

Posted by: scottythrust at January 19, 2010 10:39 PM (oBJkk)

28 Wow, their BOTH available.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 10:39 PM (QrA9E)

29 The daughters are available! Too bad I'm too old. I could lie, though!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 10:40 PM (B5cM9)

30 OMG you should have seen his daughter's faces when he said they were available. So cute!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 10:40 PM (lNw1b)

31 Ayla sings really well. Someone linked to her singing the Spangled Banner.

Holy crap, Ayla goes to Syracuse?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:40 PM (gofDd)

32 Ahem. Alizee in her earlier years looked like a schoolgirl. A French schoolgirl. An underage (or at most barely legal) French schoolgirl.

I don't think anyone's hotter.

SCOTT WON!

Posted by: Gregory at January 19, 2010 10:40 PM (cjwF0)

33 Damn, Scott's trying to give away his daughters. Dude!

Posted by: RobD at January 19, 2010 10:40 PM (wGIVf)

34 Calling Ayla now.... Wish me luck morons, this could be my ticket!!!

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 19, 2010 10:41 PM (UqJ8A)

35 God, I love the energy of the crowd! I wish I could be there!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:41 PM (gofDd)

36 Our states have delivered this Nation from oppression before will do it again.

Amen! Washington- VA, Jefferson- VA, J. Adams- MA, Madison- VA, S. Adams- MA

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 10:41 PM (B5cM9)

37 Holy hell!!!!!!!!!!111!!! He's getting digs into Obama, the truck and the basketball courts.
Oh god, I'm spent.
Rahmbo is seething right now.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 10:42 PM (lNw1b)

38 I love the name Ayla. I may have to add that to my list.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 10:42 PM (hA5JK)

39 Anybody care to post a quick and dirty partial transcript on what he's saying?

Posted by: Gregory at January 19, 2010 10:42 PM (cjwF0)

40 Damn, Scott's trying to give away his daughters. Dude!

Posted by: RobD at January 19, 2010 10:40 PM (wGIVf)
Hey, man, he's got the Lord's work, to do, now.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 10:42 PM (YX6i/)

41 Well folks, time to hit the sack and abandon all this ball dipping greatness.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 10:43 PM (QrA9E)

42 Anybody care to post a quick and dirty partial transcript on what he's saying?

He just thanked Romney and McCain.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:43 PM (gofDd)

43 I love the name Ayla. I may have to add that to my list.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 10:42 PM (hA5JK)
Apparently, it's pronounced "Ayerla", if you're from Mass.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 10:44 PM (YX6i/)

44 Apparently, it's pronounced "Ayerla", if you're from Mass.

Which means that how my entire in-law-to-be family would pronounce it.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 10:46 PM (hA5JK)

45 is any of the feed available online?

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 10:46 PM (1O93r)

46 Now he's goofing some more on the prez. Oh, I love it. The snark is fantabulous!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:46 PM (gofDd)

47 No telepromter??

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 10:47 PM (B5cM9)

48 Great speech. I loved it. Loved the jabs at the president.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:47 PM (gofDd)

49 My goodness, all the blogs are suffering meltdown. It's worse than back-to-back Instalanches.

Posted by: Gregory at January 19, 2010 10:47 PM (cjwF0)

50 No telepromter??

I see one off to the side, but I don't see him looking at it at all.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 10:48 PM (hA5JK)

51 Seriously he is some sex on a stick
*fans self*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 10:48 PM (lNw1b)

52 Happy, happy, happy!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at January 19, 2010 10:48 PM (CPZMA)

53 For someone that mentioned Ayla's singing...

Check out aylabrown.com. 2/3 of the way down on the left are some of her contemporary songs, got a bluesy-rock thing going. Good stuff.

Posted by: random at January 19, 2010 10:48 PM (mhbHz)

54 He's a funny guy, that's for sure. Great spirit, great energy. Wow. I'm so happy tonight.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 10:48 PM (ZLN2+)

55 Seriously he is some sex on a stick
*fans self*
You are just on a roll tonight

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 10:48 PM (hA5JK)

56 Lacey - you're funny ;-)

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 10:49 PM (ZLN2+)

57 Senator Scott Brown (R-MA).
Just love the way that rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: the real joe at January 19, 2010 10:49 PM (WjerO)

58 No telepromter??

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 10:47 PM (B5cM9)
There is. In fact, you could see Ayla mouthing it while reading it early on in the speech.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 10:49 PM (YX6i/)

59 I'm using the italics for my quotes, but apparently it's not coming through when I hit send.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 10:49 PM (hA5JK)

60 I have my caramel sauce at the ready!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:50 PM (gofDd)

61 Wow, Grace in a bathing suit? Just when I think the night can't get any better.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2010 10:50 PM (MNxpu)

62 Lacey - you're funny ;-) schnockered!
fixed, hun

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 10:51 PM (lNw1b)

63 Lacey, I have some cherries in my fridge, sorry I can't teleport one to you.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 10:52 PM (RZ8pf)

64 I wish I could overhear the conversations inside the White House right now. I'm sure that there is much wailing and knashing of teeth among Obama's crew right now!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at January 19, 2010 10:52 PM (bCQG3)

65 Hey, it's tomorrow morning for me, and *I*'m going to get myself a celebratory beer.

Posted by: Gregory at January 19, 2010 10:53 PM (cjwF0)

66 Okay, I have to admit, before tonight I hadn't had any time to actually see this guy talk.

He has some spunk. He could be Prez. material.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 10:54 PM (YX6i/)

67 He's kinda all over the place. I love it--it means he's (1) excited (2) not scripted, but more importantly (3) drunkity drunk drunk. He keeps going back for the water-cottonmouth.
cottonmouth >>>like I'llhave in about eight hours

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 10:54 PM (lNw1b)

68 It would be wonderful if he could be presidential material. H seems very down-to-earth. Very refreshing.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 10:55 PM (ZLN2+)

69 Oh, good, mys shot of Jameson is kicking in!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 10:55 PM (B5cM9)

70 Rejoice morons - it's time to prepare your ball dippin' sauce!

No, ball dipping will ruin the flavor... their tears are so sweet. I'm going to gain weight over the next few days... how can I resist the allure of these sweet sweet tears?

I thought the Daily show clip before the election was wonderful, I can't imagine what I can expect for tomorrow. This is better than a deluxe box of candy.

Posted by: Gekkobear at January 19, 2010 10:55 PM (KBg64)

71 Twitter to Barbara Boxer...
@Barbara_Boxer can u hear us now ma'am?

Posted by: Freida Lay at January 19, 2010 10:55 PM (ax4Qo)

72 Geesh!.. It's almost 11:00 PM and we only have 70 comments? What happened,Did I miss out on the celebration? Where is the celebration by the way.

Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 10:55 PM (kmgIE)

73 Hmmm, President Brown...I like it. Especially after teh Won...heh.

But not in 2012. Not till 2016.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:56 PM (gofDd)

74 As evidenced by the extra "s" in "my"!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 10:56 PM (B5cM9)

75 Brown/Palin 2012!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 10:56 PM (B5cM9)

76 This is just such a dahhhhk day! Itís ovah! Itís ovah! I canít believe it! OW-AH PRECIOUS DYNASTY HAS COME TO AN END!

You people from othah faggot states donít get it. He may have been a drunk who let a garl die, but he was OW-UH drunk who let a garl fackiní DIE! You canít appreciate the history this man had with his votah base! We lifted him up! If it had nawt been far the LEGENDARY BAWSTON VOTAHS, that highway bill nevah would have passed! FACKINí CHAHHHHLES SCHUMAH WOULD HAVE FACKED IT UP!

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

(May have been blatantly ripped off from Kissing Suzy Kohlber)

Posted by: Tommy from Qunizee at January 19, 2010 10:56 PM (1AnxB)

77 But not in 2012. Not till 2016.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:56 PM (gofDd)
Oh yeah, definitely didn't mean to imply 2012. But, damn, he did just win Ted's seat as a Republican. Anything's possible for this guy.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 10:58 PM (YX6i/)

78 My bowl of whipped cream is at the ready.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 10:58 PM (RZ8pf)

79 Geesh!.. It's almost 11:00 PM and we only have 70 comments? What
happened,Did I miss out on the celebration? Where is the celebration
by the way.

The ONT started later than usual tonight. I also think a lot of people are on the other threads... plus the blog has been a bit slow and bogged down from all the traffic so I'd imagine some people want to comment but are having a hard time with page loading issues.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 10:59 PM (hA5JK)

80 12-minutes, counting down...

Dip leader, standing by...

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:00 PM (YX6i/)

81 Dude, this make the suck-ass weather in Tacoma feels better. HUZZAH!
Oh yeah, if any of y'all play World of Warcrack you'd be familiar with the female Night Elf dance. The last part of Her Holy Hotness Alizee Jacotey'sdance in "J'ai en Marre" was incorporated into it.
Get thee some Alizee!

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 19, 2010 11:00 PM (+p38F)

82 Owe-bama won't win in 2012, unless the economy goes gangbusters, which it probably won't. Inflation will be around 7% or more by then. So, some R will likely get in. Romney? Hmmm...

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:01 PM (B5cM9)

83 Any Delaware morons out there. If you're interested in doing a meet-up in the next week or so, email me at pinkertonrk1 AT gmail DOT com.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 19, 2010 11:01 PM (uQe/L)

84 Still so happy. And I'm not even drinking. I probably should open up that little cordial of Baileys banana cream liqueur sitting in the other room.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:02 PM (ZLN2+)

85 Dude, this make the suck-ass weather in Tacoma feels better.


Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 19, 2010 11:00 PM (+p38F)
Yeah, but what does it do for the stank?

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:02 PM (YX6i/)

86 I'm getting all tingly in excitement for the mass dipping.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:02 PM (RZ8pf)

87 Maybe I should dip my boobs in the Baileys.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:03 PM (ZLN2+)

88
Dip leader, standing by...

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:00 PM (YX6i/)



I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip.....Standing by....

Posted by: Freak Nasty at January 19, 2010 11:03 PM (t72+4)

89 Evening all

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 11:03 PM (8MuSQ)

90 How tanked do you think Ace is now?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:03 PM (ZLN2+)

91 How tanked do you think Ace is now?

I doubt he is standing up straight anymore.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:04 PM (hA5JK)

92 getting ready to go full retard

Go Brown!

Posted by: fluffy, choco-licious masshole at January 19, 2010 11:05 PM (SwkdU)

93 I'm set.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 19, 2010 11:05 PM (zxrQh)

94 So, what are y'all dipping in?
I have chocolate pudding.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:05 PM (hA5JK)

95 First one to dip their balls and ACTUALLY get the sucked win!!!

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:06 PM (YX6i/)

96 Posted by: Tommy from Qunizee at January 19, 2010 10:56 PM (1AnxB)

In my head as I read that, I hear Mayor Quimby's voice.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:07 PM (gofDd)

97 You drunk Editor?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:07 PM (RZ8pf)

98 damn Editor, my man is on the road tonight. We wanted to win

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:07 PM (hA5JK)

99 In honor of the mass dipping, I'm feeling a special mood amongst the morons tonight.
xoxo, lacey

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 11:07 PM (lNw1b)

100 I just want to swim in that picture.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 11:07 PM (OkT2m)

101 Caramel sauce ready.

Moronette ready to dip, standing by...

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:08 PM (gofDd)

102 Applesauce here. Because I want to know how the left likes them apples.

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 11:08 PM (NOjWP)

103 I guess -- Baileys ready here...

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:08 PM (ZLN2+)

104 ooohhh I didn't even think about applesauce. I have cinnamon.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:08 PM (hA5JK)

105 Just freaking wow on that french chick.

Does anyone else remember Charlie Spradling?

Posted by: MikeO at January 19, 2010 11:09 PM (Ce+tv)

106 I'll have to go with beer. Syrup is too sticky.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at January 19, 2010 11:09 PM (CPZMA)

107 Caramel sauce ready.Moronette ready to dip, standing by...

I love caramel. If Mortis was home tonight he would make some sort of comment about me and you and caramel. LOL

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:09 PM (hA5JK)

108

matt damon

Posted by: matt damon at January 19, 2010 11:09 PM (RsjrV)

109 2 more minutes. . .

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 11:10 PM (WHpnp)

110 Go!

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:11 PM (ZLN2+)

111 99- Yes, Lacey, it would be a good way for us all to work off this extra energy.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at January 19, 2010 11:11 PM (CPZMA)

112 oh fuck that was cold

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:11 PM (hA5JK)

113 Wow, there are so many threads today--CRAZY! I don't know where to go! Between the wine and all the excitement, I don't think I'll be lasting here long.

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 11:11 PM (CfmlF)

114
Do it, mm's.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:11 PM (RsjrV)

115 Dip... DIP YOU MORONS!!!!

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:11 PM (YX6i/)

116 I love caramel. If Mortis was home tonight he would make some sort of comment about me and you and caramel.
I forgot to get pudding and I saw the caramel sauce in the fridge, lol. Whatever works!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:11 PM (gofDd)

117 dip!

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 11:11 PM (WHpnp)

118 Cadbury is sending out a contingent of Dipping Judges

Posted by: William Bradford Original Pilgrim at January 19, 2010 11:12 PM (CYW1e)

119 Present... BALLS!
Ready... DIP!

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 11:12 PM (NOjWP)

120 for me, it was heated water mixed with chianti.

i didn't have fava beans on hand.

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 11:13 PM (WHpnp)

121
STILL COLD!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:13 PM (RsjrV)

122 For the record, I dipped at 11:11 but coul;dn't comment until 11:12 because the damned Ex was on the phone and wouldn't stop yapping.

Oddly pleasant sensation. I may have to do this more often.

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 11:14 PM (NOjWP)

123 Damn....McConnell's Dutch Chocolate ice cream is Cooooooold.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2010 11:14 PM (9Lm5R)

124 Everyone was dipping on the "official" dip thread. I officially dipped. One boob. 'Cause it was cold and stuff.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:14 PM (ZLN2+)

125 Now I'm sticky.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:15 PM (RZ8pf)

126 Clean-up on ailse laceyunderalls. Messy girl. It's been a while since I've used an type of dessert sauce.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 11:15 PM (lNw1b)

127 Commencing room temperature Guinness Balls Dippin'

Posted by: frank rizzo at January 19, 2010 11:16 PM (dbzbU)

128 McConnell's Dutch Chocolate

Do they still have pumpkin? That's my favorite!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:16 PM (gofDd)

129 Yeah, the Baileys was better as a dipping substance than actually drinking it. Yuck.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:17 PM (ZLN2+)

130
HAHAAAA! Drudge has the text turning blue, hilarious.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:17 PM (RsjrV)

131 Now I'm sticky.

Me too. And cold.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:17 PM (hA5JK)

132 Ya know the best part? He didn't have to lie to get elected.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 19, 2010 11:17 PM (dQdrY)

133 Our official ball and nip dipping song?? Slow motion. Oh yeah.......

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 11:18 PM (lNw1b)

134 Now I'm sticky.

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:18 PM (RsjrV)

135 Hope and Change just came to Mass. Now it needs to happen everywhere else.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 11:20 PM (afWhQ)

136 Hope and Change just came to Mass. Now it needs to happen everywhere else.

Marco Rubio for Senate. Lesh go.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:22 PM (RsjrV)

137 Ok, so now who's going to lick clean off my boobs?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:22 PM (gofDd)

138 I think you'll have more than enough takers, here, Rum.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:23 PM (ZLN2+)

139
Oh that's just cruel, rum.

I like it.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:23 PM (RsjrV)

140
Ok, so now who's going to lick clean off my boobs?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:22 PM (gofDd)




Is that a rhetorical question ?

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 11:24 PM (t72+4)

141 Oh that's just cruel, rum. I like it.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:24 PM (gofDd)

142 "Hope and Change just came to Mass"
Frank and Kerry are still there....but, it's a start

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 11:24 PM (8MuSQ)

143 Well, I suppose we have just discovered who PGiS's torch was handed to.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:25 PM (YX6i/)

144 lol rum!

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:26 PM (hA5JK)

145 Someone has to pick up the slack now that my brazen teasing has been curbed. Thankfully Rum is well prepared for the job.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:27 PM (RZ8pf)

146 I suppose we have just discovered who PGiS's torch was handed to.

Lacey and I are picking up the slack!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:27 PM (gofDd)

147 Oh, it's a start. The change came first, now there's hope that it will continue.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 11:27 PM (gH+Hj)

148
Hey, the Yahoo group has hit 500+ members. That's like 3 times as many people as msdnc has viewers. Good work, people.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:28 PM (RsjrV)

149 Well, don't forget Girl Thursday and her five guys...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:28 PM (RZ8pf)

150 Of course genghis is MIA tonight so I had to lick my own boob.
See, it's reflexive, I just can't help it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:29 PM (RZ8pf)

151 ...Yeah, I was going to ask you, PGIS, when do you and Genghis actually spend time together if you're on this ONT so much? Do you see him during the day-time?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:30 PM (ZLN2+)

152 Of course genghis is MIA tonight so I had to lick my own boob.
See, it's reflexive, I just can't help it.


ahhhh but it takes skill to be able to lick your own boob. Well that and big boobs

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:30 PM (hA5JK)

153 Hmm...Kratos was nice to me tonight, b/c he was a bit, um, sauced.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 11:31 PM (zmiSr)

154 This is a good night regardless of the missing cherries on my sundae (thanks for the offer PGiS!).
Icky sticky.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 11:31 PM (lNw1b)

155 "Ok, so now who's going to lick clean off my boobs?"
Well, based on geographic proximity, if I start driving now, I've gotta have decent odds of getting there first....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 11:32 PM (8MuSQ)

156
so I had to lick my own boob

Is it getting kind of warm in here?

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:32 PM (RsjrV)

157 Of course genghis is MIA tonight so I had to lick my own boob.
See, it's reflexive, I just can't help it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:29 PM (RZ8pf)Those of us who paid attention to genghis' real name know there's a carpet licking joke in there, somewhere.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:33 PM (YX6i/)

158 ahhhh but it takes skill to be able to lick your own boob. Well that and big boobs

Mine aren't so big, which is why I need help.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:33 PM (gofDd)

159 I don't think one needs huge boobs to be able to self-lick. Just my opinion, fwiw.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:34 PM (ZLN2+)

160 ahhhh but it takes skill to be able to lick your own boob. Well that and big boobs

Yeah, I can do that. Latter, not the former.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 11:34 PM (zmiSr)

161 Mine aren't so big, which is why I need help.

I used to need a little bit of help, but not anymore. The joys of boobs that are growing

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:35 PM (hA5JK)

162 Well, based on geographic proximity, if I start driving now, I've gotta have decent odds of getting there first....

Watch out for the lakes on the freeway! Driving to Simi today was an adventure.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:35 PM (gofDd)

163 Sassypants, we're still working out the whole timing issue. He's a creature of the night so there are challenges.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:35 PM (RZ8pf)

164 I don't need any help in the licking department but if someone could come over and take out my trash, that would be great! Thanks!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 11:36 PM (lNw1b)

165 ...well aren't you a creature of the night too? Since you're up til all hours here? By the way, congratulations. I'm sure a bunch of morons/ettes wished you that the other night. Now, of course, I would love to see what he looks like.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:37 PM (ZLN2+)

166 LOL lacey

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:37 PM (hA5JK)

167 "Watch out for the lakes on the freeway! Driving to Simi today was an adventure"
Yeah, lot of flooding in LA today. I nearly had to swim for my lunch.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 11:37 PM (8MuSQ)

168 The Boob Fairy is visiting often, Liz?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:38 PM (gofDd)

169

Tonight gives me hope that Vegas will be less of a wake and more of a strategery session for the November '10 elections. And a boozefest. But mostly a boozefest, just not a completely maudlin one.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:38 PM (RsjrV)

170 Yeah, but what does it do for the stank?Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:02 PM (YX6i/)

Weird, even the stank is tender and sublime tonight.....

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 19, 2010 11:39 PM (+p38F)

171 Thanks Sassypants. Iím only a part time creature of the night, every other week I have my son and so I am forced to keep human hours.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:39 PM (RZ8pf)

172 Drew just posted a pic of Hannah Giles at the Scott Brown headquarters on Twitter

http://twitter.com/DrewMTips

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:39 PM (hA5JK)

173 Yeah, lot of flooding in LA today.
Costa Mesa is underwater. Well, parts of it. On the way to Disneyland yesterday we saw a big delivery truck on its side. On my way to Simi today a big pickup (looked like a Tundra) spun out and crushed it's right front end. I didn't see it happen, just the aftermath.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:40 PM (gofDd)

174

Jim Webb has already called for a delay on a healthcare destruction vote. The Democrat civil war has started. Hallejulah.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:40 PM (RsjrV)

175 Ace better get on top of that Vegas meet-up. How awesome would that have been if it were tonight? We'd so drunk, none of us would see straight, I'm betting. And much hilarity would ensue.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:40 PM (ZLN2+)

176 The Boob Fairy is visiting often, Liz?

She came early and it seems as if she isn't leaving. Which is fine by me until I elbow myself in the boob -- because every time I get used to them they get bigger again.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:41 PM (hA5JK)

177 Madcow is surrounded by the Berkley brigade. My God these progressive women are fugly.
I've lost my sloopy drunkenness and now I just want to vomit.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 11:42 PM (lNw1b)

178 Drew just posted a pic of Hannah Giles at the Scott Brown headquarters on Twitter


The boys need to get another picture of Hannah....holding the pudding cup.....with a big smile and thumbs up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2010 11:42 PM (9Lm5R)

179 Good Evening M and Ms:
What can you say. Great night. Oh, and I am absolutely plastered. Its gonna be a bitch of a hangover tomorrow - probably close to the one I had after the bar exam.

Posted by: Mallamutt at January 19, 2010 11:42 PM (V9SYy)

180 177

Uh-oh.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:42 PM (ZLN2+)

181 Elizabeth, the worst part is when they get sensitive, not sure if that happens to everybody though or if my body was just an extra special cocktail of hormones when I was pregnant.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:43 PM (RZ8pf)

182 apparently you can get charged (didn't get charged but got a warning) with assault when you catch a fart and throw it at someone

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 11:43 PM (cBeTr)

183 Costa Mesa is underwater. Well, parts of it. On the
way to Disneyland yesterday we saw a big delivery truck on its side.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:40 PM (gofDd)
Serious? I had to get an escape hatch flown out of Costa Mesa same day goldstreak, yesterday morning. Are you saying I'm kinda lucky it showed up?

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:43 PM (YX6i/)

184 181
Mine get that kind of sensitive once a month. Doesn't everyone (woman) experience that?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:44 PM (ZLN2+)

185 Grace -- the days before ubiquitous plastic surgery gave all the Hollywood stars the same freaking nose.

Posted by: rockhead at January 19, 2010 11:44 PM (RykTt)

186 The AP is still running the "epic upset". Oh, Laura Bush just made a congratulatory post on FB. Says it's time to take a stand for what's right.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 11:44 PM (zmiSr)

187
Damn, Hannah Giles is freaking gorgeous.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:44 PM (RsjrV)

188 The Democrat civil war has started. Hallejulah.
Dang - saw that on MSNBC (which explains the intoxication level - ever watch that sober). Keethie and Madcow and Chrissy were all screaming that the Democrats need to go full bore, get er done no matter what. MSNBC the Place for (Bad) Politics.

Posted by: Mallamutt at January 19, 2010 11:45 PM (V9SYy)

189 #174 DangStraight... The problem is Omana still does not believe it. he needs a total beatdown, and complete loss of his followers. When Axlerod and Ayers give up, he may consider it. Dumb Ass.

Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 11:45 PM (kmgIE)

190 PGiS,
I'm definitely having sensitivity. It's not too bad (yet) but I would imagine that it will get worse seeing as I'm only in week 7 right now but I can't really complain, so far things have been really easy.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:45 PM (hA5JK)

191 Sassypants, mine don't get sensitive once a month, it was just while I was pregnant. (And of course the nursing part, but that's a whole nother can of worms)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:45 PM (RZ8pf)

192 Mine get that kind of sensitive once a month. Doesn't everyone (woman) experience that?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:44 PM (ZLN2+)
This is seriously going to put my man card creds on the line, but have you tried Femaprin?
Oh, I must be drunk.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:47 PM (YX6i/)

193 191

I guess today, in particular, I was just so happy to get home and throw that bra off. They're very sensitive today.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:47 PM (ZLN2+)

194 Sassy,
Mine used to get a little sore every month.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:47 PM (hA5JK)

195 Never heard of Femaprin. Sorry.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:47 PM (ZLN2+)

196 Are you saying I'm kinda lucky it showed up?

Yup. I saw pictures yesterday of someone canoeing down their street. Disneyland closed early because of the rain. SoCal is always ill prepared when it comes to torrential rains. They happen so rarely.

Of course, with the rains means every pothole that was crappily filled becomes a pothole again.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:48 PM (gofDd)

197 Maybe they were just sensitive in anticipation of the dipping?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:48 PM (RZ8pf)

198 Alright, ok, I'm glad I wasn't the only one experiencing this.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:48 PM (ZLN2+)

199 @193: maybe they need a good massage? Czech hands are noted for their supple dexterity and sensuous warmth coupled with softness...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 11:49 PM (QECjC)

200 I LOVE THIS THREAD!
Oh yeah, I mispelled the title of theAlizee video, it's actually is "J'en ai Marre".

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 19, 2010 11:49 PM (+p38F)

201 Womenís bodies are weird balls of hormones. But we can have multiple orgasms, so there is that.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:50 PM (RZ8pf)

202 197

No. It's just that time. Always happy to get rid of the bra once I get in the house, especially now.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:50 PM (ZLN2+)

203 I love my bra. It gives me fantastic cleavage. (I already posted a pic and it's on the July 4th thread. Go find it.)

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:50 PM (gofDd)

204 Good evening all
Wow, great news
I'm gonna grab a beer, I don't care if it's a weeknight

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2010 11:50 PM (Gk/wA)

205 CC shows up, out of the blue - once boobies are discussed. Lol!

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:51 PM (ZLN2+)

206 @197: more likely, it's that time of the month. As a married guy, been there, seen that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 11:51 PM (QECjC)

207 Somehow, the words "I'll be dipped in lobster bait" come to mind...

Anyone remember the source of that quote?

Posted by: MM at January 19, 2010 11:51 PM (JyNpR)

208 Rum: yeah, I saw a couple of nice wrecks, too. People in LA drive like idiots in any sort of precipitation

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 11:51 PM (8MuSQ)

209 Womenís bodies are weird balls of hormones. But we can have multiple orgasms, so there is that.

LOL We deal with a lot of hell, but the multiples just make up for every single bit of it.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:51 PM (hA5JK)

210 Saw the flooding in Socal on tv... then experienced what, for us, is considered mid-type flooding on the way home. Instead of raining for 10 minutes, it's been raining since 1pm and hasn't stopped. A bit scary.

I hope the flooding lets up in Socal. That's not good. Not good at all.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 11:51 PM (afWhQ)

211
Who will be the administration sacrifice for this Epic Fail, I wonder. Axelturf? The Little Ballerina? The Election Czar? Who cares, as long as one of those marxist cocksucks gets the boot.

Drink!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 11:53 PM (RsjrV)

212 People in LA drive like idiots in any sort of precipitation

It's like they forget how to drive as soon as a little bit of water falls from the sky. I'm amazed at how many people don't turn on their bloody headlights. I also hate when people rooster tail and white out my windshield when I'm on the freeway.

And really, when it's pouring rain and the wipers are going as fast as they can, is it a good idea to barrel by at 80 miles an hour?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:53 PM (gofDd)

213 @205: I've been wrapped up with the elections! But hey, a healthy pair adds joy to life!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 11:53 PM (QECjC)

214 I fuckinghate bras. I'm really to the point where I'm considering going w/out one just to splurge every few years to get a lift to pick em back up.
Bras are evil. Underwire is the work of Satan himself.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 11:55 PM (lNw1b)

215 Even weirder, people in Seattle freak out when they drive in the rain. And we drive in the rain all the bloody time here. Itís really annoying.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:56 PM (RZ8pf)

216 Amen laceyunderalls, amen.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:56 PM (RZ8pf)

217 201
Womenís bodies are weird balls of hormones. But we can have multiple orgasms, so there is that.

One for each personality? Seems a fair trade.

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 11:57 PM (NOjWP)

218 oh, but unless you have driven on a Massachusetts highway in the snow, you haven't driven with the truly scariest drivers. Massholes are bad drivers on a sunny day, but add snow and all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 11:57 PM (hA5JK)

219 "Laura Bush just made a congratulatory post on FB. Says it's time to take a stand for what's right"
Better late than never, I guess.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 11:58 PM (8MuSQ)

220 I hope the flooding lets up in Socal. That's not good. Not good at all.

First comes fire, then comes floor, then comes mudslides! The worst storm is supposed to be on Thurs.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:58 PM (gofDd)

221 I'm with you, Lacey. Wish I could go without a bra, but well...I can't. I'm still going to swear by the VS lace push-up bra though. Nothing I've ever purchased is as flattering to my chest as that particular model.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:58 PM (ZLN2+)

222 "And really, when it's pouring rain and the wipers are going as fast as they can, is it a good idea to barrel by at 80 miles an hour?"
Where's Darwin when you need him.....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 11:59 PM (8MuSQ)

223 OK, so are Boobie Slings really gonna tonight's theme?

The bra's only about 130 years old, but somehow became mandatory as non-slut wear.

Shouldn't we support Free Ranging Boobs? Don't bras constrict blood flow, and possibly thereby contribute to breast cancer?

Free the Boobs!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 11:59 PM (QECjC)

224 Even
weirder, people in Seattle freak out when they drive in the rain. And
we drive in the rain all the bloody time here. Itís really annoying.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:56 PM (RZ8pf)
Uh, you do realize it's the 3million out-of-towners, right? Give me 1988 and I'll me happy.

Posted by: Editor at January 20, 2010 12:00 AM (YX6i/)

225 Massholes are bad drivers on a sunny day, but add snow and all hell breaks loose.

My dad said every car in Boston has dents in it, no matter what kind of car it is.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:00 AM (gofDd)

226 Free the Boobs!!!
SUPPORT. Done and done.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 20, 2010 12:01 AM (lNw1b)

227 nights like this make DU awesome

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:01 AM (cBeTr)

228 Help me, Iím getting the urge to buy shoes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 20, 2010 12:02 AM (RZ8pf)

229 221 VS lace push-up bra

That's a good one, though they no longer make it in my size. Lunaire is a good one.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 12:02 AM (zmiSr)

230 Glad I don't live in Malibu anymore - it is gonna be sliding, I'm sure

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 20, 2010 12:02 AM (8MuSQ)

231 My dad said every car in Boston has dents in it, no matter what kind of car it is.

Yep, I would say that's about right. And crazy me is going into Boston on Sunday. In my car. That has no dents (yet).

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 20, 2010 12:03 AM (hA5JK)

232 Shouldn't we support Free Ranging Boobs? Don't bras constrict blood flow, and possibly thereby contribute to breast cancer?


NO! At least keep the under-cups, the ones that allow the blessed nipple to do as she pleases, but still offer support.

Preferably in a nice sexxay black.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 20, 2010 12:03 AM (RsjrV)

233 Even weirder, people in Seattle freak out when they drive in the rain. And we drive in the rain all the bloody time here. Itís really annoying.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:56 PM (RZ8pf)

Them punks are Kalifernian transplants. Should see them after the snow....
Speaking of snow...I LOVE BOOBIES!!!

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 20, 2010 12:03 AM (+p38F)

234 Ok, that annoying "refresh" problem is rearing its ugly head on this thread. Anyone else experiencing it?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:03 AM (ZLN2+)

235 Awww, it's a "tough night" for Vicki Kennedy apparently. She's not taking it well that a Republican has taken her late murderer's husband's seat.
Hey Vicki, how do you like our ass??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 20, 2010 12:04 AM (lNw1b)

236 just got this email from a smart moderate friend, who works in healthcare and is strongly against obamacare (and also is a catholic pro-lifer). the subject line was "yes! yes! yes!"

"I never in my life thought that it would be possible to be so happy with the state of Massachusetts. pure euphoria. Simple joy nothing more than joy. Did you hear that? It is Ted Kennedy rolling in his grave!!!!!!"


Tonight is just the greatest night ever. But I'm still not comfortable telling her why i bought pudding today.

Posted by: Adrian at January 20, 2010 12:04 AM (HqFA1)

237 Whatever bra it is I bought dozens of at Vicky's last year works perfectly. I think it's a Body by VS. It's fabulous and keeps the girls in place. Also feels lighter than air.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:05 AM (gofDd)

238 PGiS is having hearing problems.. She thought that she heard shoes when it really was boobs.

Posted by: mystry at January 20, 2010 12:05 AM (kmgIE)

239 Multiple orgasms? I can do that too! ~ 3-4 within any given half-hour. Maybe ~9 per day tops.

Of course, you ladies have us men all beat, but it's a matter of degree, not kind.

Posted by: Gregory at January 20, 2010 12:06 AM (cjwF0)

240 @234: I did, sassy. I'm using an iPod with Safari.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 20, 2010 12:06 AM (QECjC)

241 <object width="464" height="342" id="1660813" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Gingers Do Have Souls Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTY2MDgxMw=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTY2MDgxMw==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="342"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/gingers-do-have-souls.html" target="_blank">Gingers Do Have Souls</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font>

Posted by: frank rizzo at January 20, 2010 12:06 AM (dbzbU)

242 240 - I've got a Macbook laptop and it's annoying as hell.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:07 AM (ZLN2+)

243 @238: you mean someone offered her a boob shine?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 20, 2010 12:07 AM (QECjC)

244 Tonight is just the greatest night ever. But I'm still not comfortable telling her why i bought pudding today.

Posted by: Adrian at January 20, 2010 12:04 AM (HqFA1)
Uh, first rule of ball dipping club is you don't talk about ball dipping club.

Posted by: Editor at January 20, 2010 12:07 AM (YX6i/)

245 What's the refresh problem?

Posted by: soulpile at January 20, 2010 12:07 AM (afWhQ)

246 Hrm. This isn't a bra thing, but it's a boob thing.

I'm afraid my boyfriend is not one of us.

He thinks Scott Brown is "just like" and "no better" than Levi Johnston--they both did pornography.

Nevermind that Cosmo is about makeup and dieting and is sold at the grocerystore, and Playgirl is for gay guys to wank to. Nevermind that Levi showed his wang and Brown didn't. Nevermind that Levi is an unemployable HS dropout and Brown was in law school at the time, then went on to big things.

Nevermind that Levi posed after he became a household name because of stuff he did with his clothes off, and that Brown posed thirty years before becoming a household name because of stuff he did with his clothes on.

What do you say to someone who just says, "no, they're exactly the same, and you're a hypocrite"?

I'm not, I've listed why, I can't make it any clearer.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:08 AM (OkT2m)

247 Ok, that annoying "refresh" problem is rearing its ugly head on this thread. Anyone else experiencing it?

I have had a few refresh issues with the page only half loading. But after a few tries it goes back to normal. I'm on my laptop using firefox.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 20, 2010 12:08 AM (hA5JK)

248 Heather - completely different. How can your BF not see that?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:09 AM (ZLN2+)

249 I have had a few refresh issues with the page only half loading.
But after a few tries it goes back to normal. I'm on my laptop using
firefox.

I've had this problem about once a night/day, but it usually goes away with one refresh.

Posted by: soulpile at January 20, 2010 12:09 AM (afWhQ)

250 Eliz - did they return the Compaq? Hooray!

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:09 AM (ZLN2+)

251 Sorry...

http://bit.ly/8ukFCC

What is a Ginger?
http://bit.ly/10Y0s8

Posted by: frank rizzo at January 20, 2010 12:11 AM (dbzbU)

252 Heather,

Ask him if someone like Tyra Banks (or any other top model or actress) is the same as Paris Hilton. Compare his favorite actress who ever did a phote shoot in a magazine (which is pretty much every actress) to the dirty girls in Hustler. That's what I would do.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 20, 2010 12:11 AM (hA5JK)

253 It stops at comment #155 usually, and I have to reload twice after that. Not all the time. But it's annoying enough.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:11 AM (ZLN2+)

254 Heather, perhaps you should give your boy a friendly smack upside the head. He sounds like he needs it.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:11 AM (gofDd)

255 Fine, since it is boobs not shoes tonight Iíve switched to looking for lingerie.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 20, 2010 12:12 AM (RZ8pf)

256 Well, I wake up at 6 and it's past midnight, so goodnight guys.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 20, 2010 12:12 AM (QECjC)

257 "It absolutely sickens me....to see this solid blue state have some sleazeball, degenerate, scumbag
filth republican as their "representative". I'm even more sickened and
disgusted to see Ted's seat, that he held for decades on end go to this
piece of garbage, cookie cutter, bottom feeding, dirtbag republican."

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:12 AM (cBeTr)

258 How can your BF not see that?

I don't know. I mean, that's like saying a car magazine with bikinis draped on the hood is exactly the same as Gang Butt Bang 4.

I assume it's because he hates Palin--he mentioned that she mentioned being disappointed in Levi for doing pr0n.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:12 AM (OkT2m)

259 Sassy,

Yes I FINALLY got my laptop back. It only took Compaq about a month to fix a simple hard drive. Next time I need a new machine, I'm going back to Dell. I loved my Dell.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 20, 2010 12:12 AM (hA5JK)

260 255

Sounds like that is a more appropriate purchase for your life right now anyway, PGIS.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:13 AM (ZLN2+)

261 Pretty good round up of Brown's win. With some snark!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 20, 2010 12:13 AM (B5cM9)

262 "They better move Howard Dean back in if they want to win in future -- !!!"

whole lot of Howard Dean loving going on over there

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:13 AM (cBeTr)

263 umm, who said that, Bubble?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:14 AM (ZLN2+)

264 Well, shoes are always an appropriate purchase. Iím still looking for the perfect pair of brown boots.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 20, 2010 12:14 AM (RZ8pf)

265 Sassy, the reload thing is because of the spammer onslaught. I've had a few hiccups tonight, but that's about it. It may be because there are so many threads and so many people on the blog tonight.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:15 AM (gofDd)

266 "Fuck the GOP, Ignorant Teabagging Fools, and the Independent Voters who stood up with that pathietic, porn star-wannabe bastard. Mrs.
Coakley's campaign could've been stronger, but she ran it down to the
drain. I'm pissed 'cause now the health care reform is now in jeopardy!"

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:15 AM (cBeTr)

267 I'm happy for you, Elizabeth! Sucks when computers - especially laptops stop working.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:15 AM (ZLN2+)

268 "Heather, good night and lay off the stupid pills..."
Shit. I hope when he moves back to Connecticut he doesn't leave my cat all alone to starve to death in Milwaukee.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:15 AM (OkT2m)

269 Oh and I watched the Buffy ďHushĒ episode this morning. The gentlemen are creepy, I think it is their smiles. Or maybe their bony fingers. Or maybe the way they float around. Sadly, now Iím up to the stupid Adam and the initiative episodes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 20, 2010 12:15 AM (RZ8pf)

270 umm, who said that, Bubble?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:14 AM (ZLN2+)
Bunch of people on DU

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:16 AM (cBeTr)

271 Money:

10. In 2008, Independent voters voted for Obama to prove they were not
the racist bigots the media and Democrats hypothesized they were. Ever
since, Independents have been voting against Obama to prove they also
are not socialists.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 20, 2010 12:16 AM (B5cM9)

272 OK, thanks, Rum. It doesn't happen to me every time. But enough that I commented on it. I should have taken into consideration all the people on the blog tonight.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:16 AM (ZLN2+)

273 I canít access the main page now, but as long as I stay on this thread Iím not having problems.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 20, 2010 12:17 AM (RZ8pf)

274 This where the late crowd is? Lotta posts--

Posted by: Johnny I @ 5.5--pro photog who can shoot drunk at January 20, 2010 12:17 AM (Jj2Z9)

275 Sassy, the reload thing is because of the spammer onslaught. I've had a few hiccups tonight, but that's about it. It may be because there are so many threads and so many people on the blog tonight.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:15 AM (gofDd)

Also the occasional lurkers deciding to post.....not thatI know about things like that...

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 20, 2010 12:17 AM (+p38F)

276 "The Democrats only have themselves to blame

Our party completely squandered their mandate for change. As a result,
the base stayed home. The cons are mistaken if they interpret the Brown
victory as an indicator of the country shifting to the right. If we
followed through on the sweeping change promised in the previous
election, progressives would dominate in 2010. Now the country sees the
democrats as pandering to the banks, corporations
lobbyists......our credibility is lost amongst independents; however, I
will say "swing voters" who voted for Brown are complete idiots
(especially after witnessing the destructive conservative policies over
the previous 8 years which nearly sank us into a 2nd great depression).


It would also be nice if President Obama was more like candidate Obama."

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:18 AM (cBeTr)

277 Heather - has he ever been to a strip club? I bet if you compare strippers at an upscale club to a $10 crack whore that is something he would understand.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 20, 2010 12:18 AM (hA5JK)

278 "It absolutely sickens me....to see this solid blue state have some sleazeball, degenerate, scumbag
filth republican as their "representative". I'm even more sickened and
disgusted to see Ted's seat, that he held for decades on end go to this
piece of garbage, cookie cutter, bottom feeding, dirtbag republican."
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:18 AM (gofDd)

279 269 I agree. That's the creepiest episode.

Main pg is still Head Ewok talking about his predictions being right Drew's pic of Hannah Giles.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 12:19 AM (zmiSr)

280 "Like W Bush was . . . ??? They'll revel in having another Nazi in office!!"

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:19 AM (cBeTr)

281 ...yeah, tonight I've seen names on here I've never seen before. Lots of people getting up the courage to give a shout out to us regulars in their euphoric state with the Brown win.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:19 AM (ZLN2+)

282 I bet if you compare strippers at an upscale club to a $10 crack whore that is something he would understand.

That is about the best metaphor, isn't it... thanks....

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:20 AM (OkT2m)

283
Whew, time to pass out and grab a few hours' sleep, maroons. G'night.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 20, 2010 12:21 AM (RsjrV)

284 destructive conservative policies over
the previous 8 years which nearly sank us into a 2nd great depression

It amazes me they believe completely what the media machine tells them. I rememeber 8 years of hearing the economy sucks, it's because of the economy, etc., etc. We had 4% unemployment, which Germany would only dream of having, and yet the economy sucked.

Now we have nigh on 20% unemployment and the economy is great!

Amazing. The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:22 AM (gofDd)

285 I'm even more sickened and disgusted to see Ted's seat, that he held for decades on end go to this piece of garbage, cookie cutter, bottom feeding, dirtbag republican."

I suppose bottom feeding beats "on-the-bottom-leaving"

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 20, 2010 12:22 AM (8MuSQ)

286 Good night, Dang! And good night, CC!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:23 AM (gofDd)

287 Goodnight CC and Dang.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:24 AM (ZLN2+)

288 < 830 > is still the comment of the night.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 12:24 AM (zmiSr)

289 We had 4% unemployment, which Germany would only dream of having, and yet the economy sucked.Now we have nigh on 20% unemployment and the economy is great!Amazing. The cognitive dissonance is astounding.


Americans are mostly innumerate. There's only what, 3 out of 5 adults who understand what "percent" means?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:25 AM (OkT2m)

290 Speaking of centerfolds, ladies earlier requested a Brown 'shop. Now with pudding:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnnyiboken/4288895121/

Scott Brown relaxes before dipping balls in MA Senate win.

Posted by: Johnny I @ 5.5--pro photog who can shoot drunk at January 20, 2010 12:25 AM (ig2PW)

291 Actually, it was pretty cold, and my junk smells like a Twix bar.


ROFLMAO

Comments like that is why I love ace.


Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:26 AM (gofDd)

292 Good night, dang and CC and everyone else! Don't know how I'll ever get to sleep, but I have to try.

Posted by: Adrian at January 20, 2010 12:26 AM (HqFA1)

293 288

I think it's simply funny to picture him doing it.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:27 AM (ZLN2+)

294 "I'm even more sickened and disgusted to see Ted's seat, that he
held for decades on end go to this piece of garbage, cookie cutter,
bottom feeding, dirtbag republican."

Translation: Why do we let people vote when they're too stupid to vote for who I want them to!?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:27 AM (OkT2m)

295 How did male privates go from "jewels" (as in family jewels) to "junk"?

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 20, 2010 12:28 AM (B5cM9)

296 #289 Heather Percent is only a word to people 20 and under. They hear politicans say % and pull a number out of the air. they do not know that it is a math term, not a political term.

Posted by: mystry at January 20, 2010 12:28 AM (kmgIE)

297 Good evening all. Finally found the ONT among the blizzard of threads here tonight.
Fraulein Radish, I am sorry to hear that your boyfriend is an idiot.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 20, 2010 12:29 AM (n6iqK)

298 ok, well all this euphoria has wiped me out. Must try to go to sleep. Great night! Fabulous night! Can't wait to read all the stories tomorrow.

Sweet dreams everyone!

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:30 AM (ZLN2+)

299 Tears on my FB.

One drone lass I use as a media "control" group said "I can't believe people are so divided"

Posted by: Johnny I at January 20, 2010 12:31 AM (Jj2Z9)

300 "Will the DLC'rs will support progressive reform now, or is it their intent to destroy the party?

We must commit to a public option, expansion of Medicare or single payer, or it's all over.

Not to mention a cut off of war funding and repealing futures and banking deregulation and tax cuts for wealth-addicts, etc..."

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:32 AM (cBeTr)

301 An old classmate just said that he holds all the <blah blah blah> conservatives in the highest contempt for being excited about a possible filibuster after all the complaints about the same in '05.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 12:35 AM (zmiSr)

302 300
That is rich!

I can barely manage a dip!

Posted by: Johnny I at January 20, 2010 12:35 AM (ig2PW)

303 Fraulein Radish, I am sorry to hear that your boyfriend is an idiot.

I'm hoping he's still just pissed about Saturday. Big Ravens/Ed Reed fan. But equating Cosmo and Playgirl...that just lacks critical thinking skills.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:36 AM (OkT2m)

304 I like wealth addicts, would love to be one

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:38 AM (cBeTr)

305 Good night, Sassy!
I like wealth addicts, would love to be one

A friend of mine asked me why I always favored tax cuts that help rich people. I told him because 1) it helps the little people and 2) I want to be one of the rich one day. He thinks I'm naive and Californians aren't taxed enough. I can't wait until escrow closes on his condo and he pays his first property tax.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:42 AM (gofDd)

306 A friend of mine asked me why I always favored
tax cuts that help rich people. I told him because 1) it helps the
little people and 2) I want to be one of the rich one day. He thinks
I'm naive and Californians aren't taxed enough. I can't wait until
escrow closes on his condo and he pays his first property tax.


Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:42 AM (gofDd)
but I thought trickle down economics don't work? Though sadly the Dems still have never learned of trickle up poverty

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:44 AM (cBeTr)

307 but I thought trickle down economics don't work
Sadly, he actually believes that's true, no matter how many examples to the opposite I give him. Ya can't fix stupid.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:45 AM (gofDd)

308 Ya can't fix stupid.

But you can smack the hell out of it for your own amusement

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 20, 2010 12:48 AM (hA5JK)

309 also, tonight Faux News was awesome. All the libs they had on were about to bust down in tears

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:48 AM (cBeTr)

310 but I thought trickle down economics don't work

Ask your friend if a poor man has ever given him a job.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:49 AM (OkT2m)

311 Everyone must be on the other threads because this one slowed considerably.

I'm glad you got your comp fixed finally, Liz. I missed seeing you on the ONT!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:49 AM (gofDd)

312 Ask your friend if a poor man has ever given him a job.


That bears repeating.

Posted by: zombie Adam Smith at January 20, 2010 12:52 AM (SwkdU)

313 Ask your friend if a poor man has ever given him a job.


Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:49 AM (OkT2m)
they scoff at that. They seem to think that poor people start up businesses

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:52 AM (cBeTr)

314 I've got a question. I know some of you moronettes use Zappos. How long does it take for them to credit your credit card when you send them a return?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:52 AM (gofDd)

315 I missed being here rum! His computer just isn't the same. The keyboard is awkward and it's on the desk (instead of on a keyboard shelf) so for a laplop typer like me that is just way to high to be comfortable. The only thing that sucks is that being pregnant makes me tired early.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 20, 2010 12:53 AM (hA5JK)

316 that being said, if anyone wants to invest in my restraunt idea, I always take money

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 12:55 AM (cBeTr)

317 My oh my. Senator Scot Brown, (R) Ma. Has a nice ring to it.
I think I scared Hell out of the dogs and my wife, dancing and hooting and dippin'. Yee Haw!

Posted by: Peter at January 20, 2010 12:55 AM (1kwr2)

318 They seem to think that poor people start up businesses

Ask 'em a) if they know any and b) how long they were in business. And how many people they hired.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:56 AM (OkT2m)

319 Ask your friend if a poor man has ever given him a job.
For that matter, exactly which President or Senator has EVER given ANYone a job, aside from the very few staff jobs they have?

Posted by: JamesLee at January 20, 2010 12:56 AM (ZpBEv)

320 For that matter, exactly which President or Senator has EVER given ANYone a job, aside from the very few staff jobs they have?
Especially a president who's cabinet has never served in the private sector.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:57 AM (gofDd)

321 Especially a president who's cabinet has never served in the private sector.

Ozero never has either, and he surrounded himself with people who have the same blind spot. Not smart staffing at all.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 20, 2010 01:00 AM (n6iqK)

322 I've got a question. I know some of you moronettes use Zappos. How long does it take for them to credit your credit card when you send them a return?

Don't know specifically, but mrs fluffy raves about zappos.

Something about them planting stuff in her brain, I think.

Posted by: fluffy wears snowshoes at January 20, 2010 01:01 AM (SwkdU)

323 I can't wait until
escrow closes on his condo and he pays his first property tax.

That's the thing with all the taxes nowadays - most are hidden from plain sight. Income taxes are automatically deduced from your paycheck and instead you get this "refund" which looks like "free money from Uncle Sam". Property taxes are automatically taken care of in an escrow account and mostly appear to be just another part of your mortgage payment. Gasoline taxes, beer taxes, cigarette taxes are never explicitly posted, they are just hidden into the cost of the item. About the only taxes people are explicitly made aware of are sales taxes, and then it's only some small % relative to all the other taxes they (unknowingly) pay.

I really believe that the best thing Republicans can do when they regain power is to pass a law mandating that all taxes be explicitly delineated on any price or bill of any good or service.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2010 01:02 AM (Gk/wA)

324 @310: "Ask your friend if a poor man has ever given him a job."
Poor men do better than that, they put me in a management position! I just have to give them a paycheck. Let's see some fat cat top that - they only offer me peon positions.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 20, 2010 01:05 AM (8MuSQ)

325 I really believe that the best thing Republicans can
do when they regain power is to pass a law mandating that all taxes be
explicitly delineated on any price or bill of any good or service.


Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2010 01:02 AM (Gk/wA)
they do that and then the Democrats can't tax your gas purchases

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 01:05 AM (cBeTr)

326 Property taxes are automatically taken care of in an escrow account and
mostly appear to be just another part of your mortgage payment.
They are? I thought they're billed annually. In CA it's an annual bill, not monthly. It doesn't come with the mortgage.

Don't know specifically, but mrs fluffy raves about zappos.


Their shipping time is unparalleled, but I returned an item and it hasn't been credited yet. It's been a week since they got it. It seems kind of slow, but maybe I'm just impatient.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 01:06 AM (gofDd)

327 they do that and then the Democrats can't tax your gas purchases

Why not? People will see what percentage of the price goes to government and start setting things on fire?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 01:07 AM (OkT2m)

328 They are? I thought they're billed annually. In CA it's an annual bill, not monthly. It doesn't come with the mortgage.

In a lot of places you pay your property taxes at the same time as you pay your mortgage, and your mortgage company sets aside the property taxes portion in an escrow account and then pays the bill when the taxes come due.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2010 01:09 AM (Gk/wA)

329 Income taxes are automatically deduced from your paycheck

Whatever happened to sitcoms that kinda addressed this? For example, I remember an episode of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when Hillary got a job and she was so excited to make her first paycheck. She ripped it open and discovered she didn't make all of it because X amount was taken out in taxes. She was angry about it, too.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 01:09 AM (gofDd)

330 they do that and then the Democrats can't tax your gas purchases

Oh no, they will - remember the parable of the scorpion. Why do Democrats raise taxes? Because they're Democrats.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2010 01:11 AM (Gk/wA)

331 In a lot of places you pay your property taxes at the same time as you
pay your mortgage, and your mortgage company sets aside the property
taxes portion in an escrow account and then pays the bill when the
taxes come due.

Oh. Not in Cali, as far as I know. Plenty of people get sticker shock when they get their first prop tax bill. Or they did when the market was skyrocketing. My dad rants about his prop tax once a year.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 01:11 AM (gofDd)

332 That's the thing with all the taxes nowadays - most are hidden from plain sight. Income taxes are automatically deduced from your paycheck and instead you get this "refund" which looks like "free money from Uncle Sam".
My favorite anecdote on this topic. Several years ago, I was working in a less-than-happy environment, with a business owner who was notorious for being 'cheap.' One individual insisted that the owner 'screwed' him on his taxes and the witholding.
I asked him how could that be, there are accountants, and all this MUST add up, else there was problems to face such as prison. He replied 'I don't know how, but I know they are!'
When I pressed for how he knew it was true, his response was that he got 'back' $600 last year, but was only getting 'back' $450 this year. Therefore, was getting 'screwed.'
Of course this was the same guy a year or two later that gave me a hard time when I tried to listen to Rush during an election year about that 'boring Government shit!' on the radio.

Posted by: JamesLee at January 20, 2010 01:12 AM (ZpBEv)

333 They are? I thought they're billed annually. In CA it's an annual bill, not monthly. It doesn't come with the mortgage.

Most mortgage companies insist on you paying 1/12 of your property taxes in your mortgage payment every month. Same with homeowners insurance in some areas - especially for firt time home buyers. I believe it started because the mortgage companies were sick of having houses repossessed by cities for unpaid taxes, because the mortgage companies would lose money when someone lost their home to the city for unpaid taxes.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 20, 2010 01:12 AM (hA5JK)

334 why the fuck would a girl stick a vacuum type thing on her snatch in a porno? Thats not really sexy

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 01:13 AM (cBeTr)

335 Well, fifty nine of the Senators and the President and his cabinet have all spent careers making it harder and harder to have jobs, that ought to count for something, Hatchet Five.

Posted by: Peter at January 20, 2010 01:14 AM (1kwr2)

336 Those of us who correctly predicted the election results, what do we win?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 01:15 AM (zmiSr)

337 Well I'm exhausted, so I am going to go climb into my big empty bed. I really hate when the man is on the road

Good night everyone!

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 20, 2010 01:17 AM (hA5JK)

338 Good night, Liz! Say hi to Mortis for me when he comes home.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 01:18 AM (gofDd)

339 336
Those of us who correctly predicted the election results, what do we win?

Umm, a slightly used carton of pudding?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2010 01:18 AM (Gk/wA)

340 good night rum! I will

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 20, 2010 01:19 AM (hA5JK)

341 Those of us who correctly predicted the election results, what do we win?

A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot

or

A baby's arm, holding an apple.

Posted by: Fee Waybil at January 20, 2010 01:21 AM (SwkdU)

342 @331: "Not in Cali, as far as I know. Plenty of people get sticker shock when they get their first prop tax bill."
Yeah, it comes in two installments, one every six months.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 20, 2010 01:22 AM (8MuSQ)

343 Good night, Liz. Hope the inner Moron or Moronette doesn't practice calastetics all night.

Posted by: Peter at January 20, 2010 01:24 AM (1kwr2)

344 Hmm now the refresh thing is becoming more problematic. Who can poke Pixy to plug a hole in the dam blocking the Chinese spammers?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 01:27 AM (gofDd)

345 I'm hoping he's still just pissed about Saturday. Big Ravens/Ed Reed fan. But equating Cosmo and Playgirl...that just lacks critical thinking skills.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:36 AM (OkT2m)

Why are you still with the dude? Better have something else goin' on, eh?

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 20, 2010 01:30 AM (+p38F)

346 Want to play a game of Lucky Hit?

Posted by: Ryo Hazuki at January 20, 2010 01:30 AM (cBeTr)

347 You all need to talk more about boobies and stuff... I 've got a full beer, and just fired a smoke, telling myself 'ok, ONE more before I hit the bed..'

Posted by: JamesLee at January 20, 2010 01:33 AM (ZpBEv)

348 What a great fuckin' night! Day!! Week! Hell..Month!!!
Just got home. Lot a catching up to do..want to read your snark.I have been looking forward to it all day. I am going to dip my Balls in it. And the night is young! Bottle of wine just opened. Elated we got some of Massachusetts back from the Libtards. Your state next. Here's to:
OUR freedom.
OUR constitution.
Transparency. God Bless America!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 20, 2010 01:34 AM (Dxfei)

349 *raising beer to sickinmass*
God Bless Us All!

Posted by: JamesLee at January 20, 2010 01:36 AM (ZpBEv)

350 Hi, SiM! Great job today! ::cheers::

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 01:38 AM (gofDd)

351 I don't know where everyone went. I found a picture of me in a bikini, but sadly it's from a film camera so it's not on a computer anywhere.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 01:38 AM (gofDd)

352 http://tinyurl.com/yka8hmg

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 01:40 AM (cBeTr)

353 Umm, Rum, I think there are many ways to transmorphifigfy that film to digital.....

Posted by: JamesLee at January 20, 2010 01:41 AM (ZpBEv)

354 I found a picture of me in a bikini, but sadly it's from a film camera so it's not on a computer anywhere.

Let me help you, young lady.

Posted by: Scanners 'R' Us at January 20, 2010 01:42 AM (SwkdU)

355 I found a picture of me in a bikini,
Ok, ONE more, then it's bed time!

Posted by: JamesLee at January 20, 2010 01:43 AM (ZpBEv)

356 LOL, I don't think we have a scanner. Sorry, morons.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 01:44 AM (gofDd)

357 Kudos for all your hard work, SiM!

You'll also find that there are a billion threads to read!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 01:45 AM (zmiSr)

358 Raising half cup of lukewarm coffee to sickinmass! Well, sorry, I don't drink.

Posted by: Peter at January 20, 2010 01:48 AM (1kwr2)

359 LOL, I don't think we have a scanner. Sorry, morons.

you need to work on faking your sincerity better

Posted by: moron that knows when he has been teased at January 20, 2010 01:49 AM (SwkdU)

360 Arrrg. So what really pisses me off is this talk about the seat being "Kennedy's seat." It's not a family seat, it belongs to the people of the state.

Posted by: soulpile at January 20, 2010 01:50 AM (afWhQ)

361 Arrrg. So what really pisses me off is this talk about the seat being "Kennedy's seat." It's not a family seat, it belongs to the people of the state.

I should have used that for a campaign slogan

Posted by: Scott f'in Brown at January 20, 2010 01:52 AM (SwkdU)

362 http://tinyurl.com/ycsobzx

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 01:53 AM (cBeTr)

363 I think what I like best about the whole Brown win is that Ted Kennedy, "Lion of the Senate," was replaced by a dirty, greedy, capitalism loving Republican!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 01:55 AM (gofDd)

364
For M80, soulpile, peter, Rum and JamesLee,

Obots run here and there.They start internet fires and yell, "UNFAIR!"Through their sour faux outrage,They hope to turn Obama's current page.To Obama they drop and sing, "HAIL!"While the rest of us know..Obama is an EPIC FAIL!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 20, 2010 01:55 AM (Dxfei)

365 Martha, go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Wash your hands before you bring it here, because I want a foot rub.

Posted by: Mr Coakley at January 20, 2010 01:57 AM (SwkdU)

366 I think what I like best about the whole Brown win
is that Ted Kennedy, "Lion of the Senate," was replaced by a dirty,
greedy, capitalism loving Republican!


Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 01:55 AM (gofDd)

as that one guy said on DU:
"It absolutely sickens me....to see this solid blue state have some sleazeball, degenerate, scumbag
filth republican as their "representative". I'm even more sickened and
disgusted to see Ted's seat, that he held for decades on end go to this
piece of garbage, cookie cutter, bottom feeding, dirtbag republican."

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 01:57 AM (cBeTr)

367 http://tinyurl.com/muvj3a

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 01:58 AM (cBeTr)

368 364 Woohoo!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 02:00 AM (zmiSr)

369 364

That was fun.


Posted by: soulpile at January 20, 2010 02:01 AM (afWhQ)

370 Great poem, SiM. You definitely have a talent.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 02:07 AM (gofDd)

371 Dancing boobies!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 02:10 AM (gofDd)

372 Please confirm for me - separation of church and state is NOT law, correct? Just no state religion, yes?

Posted by: soulpile at January 20, 2010 02:12 AM (afWhQ)

373 Just because Thomas Jefferson wrote a letter, this does not mean that his words became law.
grr.

Posted by: soulpile at January 20, 2010 02:15 AM (afWhQ)

374 I think it's defined under the Establishment Clause. It's been abused for sure, though.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 02:17 AM (gofDd)

375
I want to THANK all of you Morons for yourKIND wishes,donations of time and funds to the Scott Brown for U.S. Senate campaign and I'd also like topoint out that this historic win may alsodestroy the chances of amnesty for illegal aliens passing in 2010.
The Brown victory not only breaks the Democratic 60 vote hold on the U.S. Senate needed for cloture votes, but it sends a clear message that voters prefer pro-enforcement candidates instead of pro-amnesty candidates. Iwill be working hard to defeat the Amnesty legislation filed in Congress and to repeat the Brown-Coakley scenario in hundreds of races this November. Don't hesitate to ask for my help with donations, a letter to your critters on your behalf..whatever, to rid your districts of Marsha's.
Illegal immigration became a top issue in the Massachusetts Senate campaign, with Scott Brown issuing a statement that he opposed amnesty and taxpayer benefits for illegal immigrants and favored tougher enforcement measures. Brown had a background opposing illegal alien amnesty measures as a state Senator here in Massachusetts.
SiM
PS: Your the best Internet friends!! Evah!!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 20, 2010 02:18 AM (Dxfei)

376 Separation of church and state ain't in the Constitution.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 20, 2010 02:19 AM (dQdrY)

377 372 The 1st Amendment states freedom of freedom from.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof
Freedom of=your right to worship
Freedom from=no state or national church (e.g., UK)

Jefferson's letter was just his opinion.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 02:20 AM (zmiSr)

378 Now if only people would realise that the greedy ones are those in government or those who manage to put their companies on the government teat.
I had a little part time business some years back, I had to compete with others on price and quality. That's why, eventually I closed it, the money just didn't fit the expenditure of time and labor. Ever seen a government have to compete? Go see your insurance agent, then go to the DMV. Where will you get quicker, more ploite service?

Posted by: Peter at January 20, 2010 02:20 AM (1kwr2)

379 Dancing boobies!..Posted by: wherestherum
Ok. You got me.I looked. I Lolz. Bravo.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 20, 2010 02:21 AM (Dxfei)

380 371 You found them!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 02:21 AM (zmiSr)

381 SiM, we'll need your help to get Ma'am Boxer out of the Senate this year. God knows the CA GOP isn't going to do squat to get her out.

Did everyone pass out from too much ball dipping and excitement?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 02:21 AM (gofDd)

382 Hmm.. It seems that basically, "separation of church and state" is not in the constitution but has been applied towards the establishment clause by courts. Thus confusion. And rampant abuse.
Just reading some twitter feeds and someone used the whole Jefferson defense, which I feel is bogus for the most part.

Posted by: soulpile at January 20, 2010 02:23 AM (afWhQ)

383 ONT!

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 20, 2010 02:23 AM (cMo6P)

384 Ok. You got me.I looked. I Lolz. Bravo.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 20, 2010 02:21 AM (Dxfei)


Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 02:24 AM (gofDd)

385
I am gonna go thread hopping. Laterz.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 20, 2010 02:24 AM (Dxfei)

386 ooh... Brown did use the words "the people's seat." during the campaign.
Great minds think alike, I suppose. It's just so obvious.

Posted by: soulpile at January 20, 2010 02:26 AM (afWhQ)

387 I'm out, morons. I might lurk for a bit, but I'm calling it a night. Good night and revel in sweet, sweet victory!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 02:26 AM (gofDd)

388 Night rum! Keep the revelry goin'.

With that, I'm out too... the lateness of the hour requires a recharge of the batteries in preparation for the workday.

Posted by: soulpile at January 20, 2010 02:27 AM (afWhQ)

389 I'm here just in time to say, GOODNIGHT,WTR!

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 20, 2010 02:29 AM (cMo6P)

390 382 Thomas Jefferson was an amazing man Founding Father, but I wish people wouldn't act like he was the only one. 55 total.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 02:30 AM (zmiSr)

391 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 02:30 AM (zmiSr)

Amen. It's annoying, especially since they pick and choose just one little quote to which they cling. Let's just throw out all the founding fathers because they're so inconvenient.

Posted by: soulpile at January 20, 2010 02:37 AM (afWhQ)

392 So, what's going on? I was just jerk...ed out of sound sleep.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 20, 2010 02:39 AM (8MuSQ)

393
Rum.. I'll send you a couple of pics from today.
Check in 5.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 20, 2010 02:44 AM (Dxfei)

394 391 Let's just throw out all the founding
fathers because they're so inconvenient.

Huh? Or you mean they infer that?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 02:45 AM (zmiSr)

395 Benjamin Franklin was the best one.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 20, 2010 02:45 AM (dQdrY)

396 hmm 3.5 gigs of music in 3 hours

Posted by: fartbubble at January 20, 2010 02:49 AM (cBeTr)

397 "Let's just throw out all the founding fathers because they're so inconvenient."
Besides, they were just a bunch of slave-owning hypocrite misogynist cracker-ass cracker Xtianists. Fuck the lot of 'em.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 20, 2010 02:53 AM (8MuSQ)

398 Well, I posted the other day that I wasn't sure Brown would win, especially if it was a close race. I also posted that I hoped and wanted to be wrong.
I've never been so glad to have been wrong in my life...
Cheers, morons!!!

Posted by: HH at January 20, 2010 02:54 AM (GkYyh)

399 Besides, they were just a bunch of slave-owning hypocrite misogynist cracker-ass cracker Xtianists Who wore wigs, I might add. Depraved lot they were.

Posted by: HH at January 20, 2010 03:08 AM (GkYyh)

400 399 Besides, they were just a bunch of slave-owning hypocrite misogynist cracker-ass cracker Xtianists who wore wigs approved of past "tea-baggings".

*Boston Tea Party

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 03:15 AM (zmiSr)

401 I accidentally dipped my balls in formaldehyde but then they got a nice tingly going so it was alright.

Posted by: MRI at January 20, 2010 03:19 AM (cPFyh)

402 Besides wigs, they also wore stockings. Maybe we should name them the "Founding Mothers'.
And they held tea parties. I mean really, what more can you say?

Posted by: HH at January 20, 2010 03:28 AM (GkYyh)

403 Ace was en fuego today!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 03:39 AM (zmiSr)

404 Hmm, think I'll have a cup of tea, come to think of it. In honor of all the Mass folks of Irish descent, I'll have it stron with a little milk and sugar. Seein' as how my Momma married a Brooklyn Irishman after my old man died, why not?

Posted by: Peter at January 20, 2010 03:42 AM (1kwr2)

405 Probably damn near melted the keyboard. Something tells me he may not post again in more than a few hours.
Just a guess of course...
heh.

Posted by: HH at January 20, 2010 03:44 AM (GkYyh)

406 If he's making time with Hannah, I'm taking up blogging.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 20, 2010 04:06 AM (dQdrY)

407 ....making time with Hannah.
"Hi there, my name's Ace".
H ."Ummm, nice to meet you. Got a last name?"
"Of Spades. Here, let me give my card."
Pulls out a deck of Bicycles, promptly spills them on the floor. Fumbles for a minute.
"Wait, I got it".
Looks around.
"Damn, where'd she go?"

Posted by: HH at January 20, 2010 04:29 AM (GkYyh)

408 What could be more romantic than a moonlight hobo slaying?

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 20, 2010 04:33 AM (dQdrY)

409 How about rolling Coakley's campaign staff for crack money?

Posted by: crack hobo at January 20, 2010 05:32 AM (SwkdU)

410 Thank you Sim and loppyd for all your hard work. You were an inspiration. I am so fired up I'm going to volunteer for a good conservative candidate here in TX. Luckily we have some good choices. I think I'll find one that is trying to unseat a democrat!

Posted by: Butzi at January 20, 2010 07:35 AM (qLV03)

411 Well, I got big ovaries...does that count?

Posted by: SFC MAC at January 20, 2010 08:23 AM (/9h7Q)

412 Alizee -- she's like a European Selena. (Which is good, by the way. Very good.)
If you like French singers, there's also Kareen Antonn. And the woman in Nouvelle Vague.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 20, 2010 09:54 AM (Vl5GH)

413 394 391 Let's just throw out all the founding fathers because they're so inconvenient.

Huh? Or you mean they infer that?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 02:45 AM (zmiSr)

The inference part. I was halfway out the door before posting that.

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