Whoa: Chris Matthews' Ratings Fall Below Level of Largest Bloggers

How the flighty have fallen.

At least in the 25-54 demographic... yesterday, his ratings were...

58,000.

Chris Matthews has been a mainstay of the MSNBC line-up for years, but December is shaping up to be one his worst months compared to the rest of the cable news landscape.

Matthews had his worst week in 2009 last week in the A25-54 demographic for his 5pmET live airing, averaging 88,000 viewers, according to Nielsen data. The previous week, he had his 2nd worst week, averaging 99,000.

I don't pull those kinds of numbers, myself. I get that in a full day, which is an apples-to-orange comparison, because really my numbers are 10-20,000 people coming back multiple times.

But a larger blogger? 58,000 is a lot of hits in an hour, no doubt. But... I think there are bloggers that can put those numbers up from time to time.


In somewhat related news, some Time reporter just told Chris Matthews the Democrats are digging up dirt on turncoat Griffith -- in order, he speculated, to scare hell out of other people thinking of doing the same thing.

I figured I'd help get the word out, because, God knows, practically no one saw him say this on Chris Matthews.

Question: Does this mean bloggers will stop going on Chris Matthews for exposure, and Chris Matthews will start underblogging for Andrew Sullivan to get ratings?

Get your shinebox, you stupid fuckin' little butterball pudgebunny.

Posted by: Ace at 05:48 PM



Comments

1 So there are 300,000,000 - 88,000 tea bagging racists in America?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 23, 2009 05:50 PM (7BU4a)

2
"... digging up dirt on turncoat Griffith ..."

Here are three things: Hope. Change. Cook County Democrat. One of these is not like the others - can you tell which?

Posted by: Brown Line at December 23, 2009 05:51 PM (VrNoa)

3

Lord Haw-Haw's ratings are still higher than Congress. Way higher. At any rate, he's basically just a propoganda mouth-piece on State T.V., so his job is safe.

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 05:51 PM (+FzLa)

4 I feel a thrill running up my leg to learn that Chrissy Boy's numbers are all wee wee'd up. Soon he'll be spinning to the bottom of the porcelain bowl. Let me get my hands on the handle!

Posted by: Chicken Choker & Corncob Smoker at December 23, 2009 05:51 PM (ktYjH)

5 First.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at December 23, 2009 05:51 PM (sCvPP)

6 the Democrats are digging up dirt on turncoat Griffith

Damn straight, we can't let people think they can just go change parties to help their re-election efforts now can we?

Posted by: Arlen Specter at December 23, 2009 05:52 PM (7BU4a)

7 I figured I'd help get the word out, because, God knows, practically no one saw him say this on Chris Matthews.

ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: Edge at December 23, 2009 05:52 PM (MBh6O)

8 It shouldn't be hard for Democrats to dig up dirt on an ex-Democrat.

Posted by: Edge at December 23, 2009 05:53 PM (MBh6O)

9 Here are three things: Hope. Change. Cook County Democrat. One of these is not like the others - can you tell which?

Posted by: Brown Line at December 23, 2009 05:51 PM (VrNoa)
Uh, here? Dude, I, like, uh, hate multiple choice tests. By the way, have you seen, uh, my unicorn, I am kinda, uh, jonesing for some, uh, skittles.

Posted by: An Obama Voter at December 23, 2009 05:53 PM (7BU4a)

10 Chris Matthews? Never heard of him. Is he on Bravo?

Posted by: anybody at December 23, 2009 05:54 PM (OlN4e)

11 Head full of semen...

Oh damn, I said it. Sorry Ace, It's like turretts, I can't turn it off
I'll try harder next time

Posted by: Max Power at December 23, 2009 05:54 PM (q177U)

12 Just like Barry, Chrissy "Tingle" Matthew's numbers are DROPPING!

Posted by: GarandFan at December 23, 2009 05:55 PM (ZQBnQ)

13
I figured I'd help get the word out, because, God knows, practically no one saw him say this on Chris Matthews.




I'd almost be willing to bet at least 57,000 of those 58,000 viewers were in San Francisco alone.

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 05:55 PM (+FzLa)

14 Matthews will be off the air in six months.

Posted by: Robert_Paulson at December 23, 2009 05:56 PM (+deq6)

15 The difference with blogs and TV are we actually need to be engaged and read a blog while the TV can drone on in the background while we read said blog therefore not really paying attention to what Chrissy said.

Posted by: karenm at December 23, 2009 05:56 PM (n5ruu)

16 I genuinely did not think it was possible for any program on the air to show those numbers. This is a big country and yet there still aren't enough to generate people willing to tolerate that fool.

Posted by: biff jupiter at December 23, 2009 05:56 PM (P97Ni)

17 Total failure at Libtard broadcasting? Run for a Senate seat.

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2009 05:57 PM (OlN4e)

18 58,000? Matthews has nothing to worry about. Why that's practically the whole nation. Ballpark.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 23, 2009 05:57 PM (50S+L)

19
This is now proof that we need the fairness doctrine extended to cable news. Thanks ace, we'll get right on it.

Posted by: Your new & improved FCC at December 23, 2009 05:59 PM (+FzLa)

20 The taxpayers' 147 billion dollar guarantee to GE was not in vain.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 23, 2009 06:00 PM (vuhso)

21 Huh. 58,000. I blame Bush.

Posted by: Chris Matthews, Thrillseeker at December 23, 2009 06:00 PM (50S+L)

22 Total failure at Libtard broadcasting? Run for a Senate seat.

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2009 05:57 PM (OlN4e)
Don't blame me, I voted for the Lizard People.

Posted by: A Minnesota Voter at December 23, 2009 06:01 PM (7BU4a)

23 58,000? Just wait 'til the CBO scores it.

Posted by: Phil Griffin, President of MSNBC at December 23, 2009 06:01 PM (+deq6)

24 The only justification for keeping him on the air with those ratings is to keep the propaganda flowing. That's the only explanation that explains this travesty.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 06:01 PM (P33XN)

25 I wonder how the management at that network keeps their jobs.

Posted by: Ken Royall at December 23, 2009 06:01 PM (n2Dk5)

26 I usually have to post and run because I'm, well, busy. But I can see I need to start logging in more so we can get those numbers up. This has become my go-to blog. Mainly I think cuz I can say the word fuck.../jk.
You may not be the biggest but you provide alot of information and entertainment. Posters here seem to be a cut above in their wit and snarkiness.

Posted by: Conservative1st at December 23, 2009 06:02 PM (iTe8G)

27 Matthews probably decided that his ticket to bigger ratings was to channel his inner feelings of love on Satan -admiring anarchists.
Smart fellow.

Posted by: jjshaka at December 23, 2009 06:02 PM (lW5lN)

28
To be fair ace, matthews comes on during the 5 'o clock hour. I mean look at Beck he comes on in the same time-slot and he's only pulling in, what,... 3 or 4 million tops.

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:02 PM (+FzLa)

29 58,000.

Somewhere an "olberdouche" is crying

Posted by: paranoid polly at December 23, 2009 06:03 PM (r7Vc3)

30 Levin claims airport radar has more viewers than Matthews.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2009 06:03 PM (PQ67Y)

31 I wonder how the management at that network keeps their jobs.
So do we!

Posted by: Comcast at December 23, 2009 06:04 PM (P33XN)

32 Oh, and Chrissy is a POS.

Posted by: Conservative1st at December 23, 2009 06:04 PM (iTe8G)

33 I'm sorry Ace, but there ate really 20 of us, living in our Moms' basements. We have no life, but multiple IP addresses, instead.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2009 06:05 PM (QECjC)

34 Ken Royall: "I wonder how the management at that network keeps their jobs."

Just understand it to be a loss leader for GE. Become surrogates of Leftist policy and gather the bigger federal contracts and legislation that furthers headquarters' bigger plans.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 23, 2009 06:05 PM (50S+L)

35 I briefly watched Matthews yesterday, and was shocked: He actually acknowledged Owe-bama's plummeting poll numbers. Maybe he's trying to go straight reporter to keep his pathetic job?

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 23, 2009 06:06 PM (B5cM9)

36
This Matthews cocksucker called us racists again.

I can't find the clip, but he said (talking about the defection of Alabama's Parker Griffith) the Republican party is no longer the party of Lincoln but the party of Dixiecrat holdovers.

I will spit in Chris Matthews' face if I ever see him.

Posted by: Posted by at December 23, 2009 06:06 PM (bcRFr)

37 Chrissy should take a page from Howard Stern's playbook. You have no talent? Got nothing to say anybody with an IQ above garden slug wants to hear? Fill your show up with porn stars, bimbos and drunken pigs. Then you at least get imbeciles who are sexually semi-functional to tune in.

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2009 06:07 PM (OlN4e)

38
Chris Matthews in.....



THELASTSPITTLE INFLECTED RANT

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:07 PM (+FzLa)

39 But the important question is, are 58,000 people diverse?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2009 06:07 PM (QECjC)

40 >>>I'm sorry Ace, but there ate really 20 of us, living in our Moms' basements. We have no life, but multiple IP addresses, instead.

that's okay, the advertisers don't know that.

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2009 06:09 PM (jlvw3)

41 Why don't they give his slot to me? Time slot I mean...

Mine's bigger.. my ratings I mean

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at December 23, 2009 06:10 PM (sYxEE)

42
Are you ready for this?

brb...

Posted by: Posted by at December 23, 2009 06:10 PM (bcRFr)

43 Chris Matthews in.....
TINGLES: THE DRUNKEN ELF

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2009 06:11 PM (PQ67Y)

44 ace: "that's okay, the advertisers don't know that."

Wait, what? Al Gore didn't tell us about this.

Posted by: The Advertisers at December 23, 2009 06:11 PM (50S+L)

45 Michael Crichton's
AIRFAME

Posted by: Iskandar at December 23, 2009 06:11 PM (DwKMY)

46
To be fair ace, Matthews is up against a re-run of Mr. Ed on T.V. Land and Lazy-Town on Nick Jr.

It ain't hardly fair.

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:11 PM (+FzLa)

47
THIS IS OUTFUCKINGRAGEOUS

from realclearpolitics:

Matthews: "Are you building the right kind of Republican Party, or
are you building a party off of the discards of the Democrats, are you
gonna keep building your party with dixiecrats, ex-Democrats who think
the Democratic Party is too mainstream, that's how you've been doing it
since the 60s, since the 60s, you've built a political party, the Party
of Lincoln has become the party of the confederacy."

Posted by: Posted by at December 23, 2009 06:12 PM (bcRFr)

48 Do you think I screwed the pooch with that "enemy camp" comment? Hey, nobody's a bigger fan of the troops than I am, unless a poor arabic farmer is tortured beyond belief by them.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at December 23, 2009 06:12 PM (sYxEE)

49 Matthews just tweeted that Jeff Goldblum died.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 23, 2009 06:12 PM (DIYmd)

50 58 K? The Detroit Lions would take that.

Completely off topic, but if Drew Stanton is the answer for the Lions, it must be a pretty stupid question.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.


Posted by: GW McLintock at December 23, 2009 06:13 PM (zFh1t)

51 Only idiots watch that d'nozzle anymore.

Posted by: Vic at December 23, 2009 06:13 PM (QrA9E)

52 "you stupid fuckin' little butterball pudgebunny."

Ace aces visuals again. B+ A.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 23, 2009 06:14 PM (50S+L)

53
"...the Party
of Lincoln has become the party of the confederacy."

I. Am. Livid.

FoxNews dumps E.D. Hill for an innocent remark and this buffoon Matthews gets away this? Bull-Shit.

Posted by: Posted by at December 23, 2009 06:15 PM (bcRFr)

54 47

To be fair ace, Matthews is up against a re-run of Mr. Ed on T.V. Land and Lazy-Town on Nick Jr.

It ain't hardly fair.


Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:11 PM

I thought Discover's "Ice Truckers V - Warm THIS!!" was what cut into his core audience

Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2009 06:15 PM (sYxEE)

55
Chris Matthews in...

SEVENS VIEWERS IN TIBET

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:16 PM (+FzLa)

56 Dixiecrats? WTF? They ran Strom Thurmond as a presidential candidate IN 1948! Sixty fucking years ago!
This is Chrissy's jump the shark moment, and even the shark ain't watching his fucking show.

Posted by: Comcast at December 23, 2009 06:16 PM (P33XN)

57 Usually, the more these schmucks are called out, the more leftist they get.

It's easier for them to say F it and go to their natural state of being than to get rational, admit they had a bout of the stupids and try to be reasonably sane.

IOW, expect Chrissy to go even more full-tilt leftist as his ratings continue to head south.

Posted by: The Hammer at December 23, 2009 06:18 PM (Xgb9e)

58 Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann in...
BROKEBACK MSNBC

Posted by: Comcast at December 23, 2009 06:18 PM (P33XN)

59
WHAT'S ROBERT BYRD, AND WHAT PARTY DOES HE BELONG TO?

Funny how they're only Dixiecrats when they join the Republican party. Otherwise they're 'enlightened' Southerners who are not racists. It's all about the "D" after the name. Bulllllll Shit!

Posted by: Posted by at December 23, 2009 06:18 PM (bcRFr)

60 Chris Matthews in.....
EIGHT MEN OUT
ON THEIR COUCHES WATCHING THIS IDIOT

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2009 06:18 PM (PQ67Y)

61
Dixiecrats? WTF? They ran Strom Thurmond as a presidential candidate IN 1948! Sixty fucking years ago!
This is Chrissy's jump the shark moment, and even the shark ain't watching his fucking show.

Posted by: Comcast at December 23, 2009 06:16 PM (P33XN)




Well, Robert Byrd is certainly amused. That is if he was awake long enough to catch Chrissy's show when the nurse came by to change his diaper and feed him some tapioca.

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:19 PM (+FzLa)

62
Chris Matthews in.....

PRETTY IN PINK-SLIP

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:20 PM (+FzLa)

63
I'll never see Mathews as anything but Carter's former mouth-whore.

Speaking of Jimmy Carter -
He's out there apologizing to the Jews. Why? His grandson is running for congress. (and there be some Jews in the district)



Posted by: ethos at December 23, 2009 06:21 PM (0fzsA)

64 Chris Matthews in.....
12 ANGRY MEN ARE TUNED IN

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2009 06:21 PM (PQ67Y)

65 Even liberals who kinda-sorta follow Matthews's views don't actually watch his show. They follow him almost exclusivelyvia the sinestrosphere, second- or third-hand.

Posted by: Pogo at December 23, 2009 06:23 PM (RaX26)

66 Actually Ace, you are giving yourself less credit than deserved.
Mr Tinglyleg is sitting on a multi million dollar seat pumped into peoples homes all around the world. You can hardly *not* know who he is regardless of how hard you might try. He has been foisted upon the public. And his numbers for his hour should be considered as equal to your numbers for the day.
The only way people know about Ace-of-Spades is because they found it or were referred to it. And sure we come in and out all day,,, because we can, and we want to. You don't count the number of people in the front row of a large theater to compare to a smaller theater just because those are the same number of seats. When people have more room or more time, they use it. So sure your density will be lower than his for a one hour period, but that is because we don't all have to wait for a specific hour to read the offerings.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at December 23, 2009 06:23 PM (ymwj3)

67 Just to be accurate, Jay Newton-Small is a woman. A really, really big woman. Her Newton may be small but the rest of her is big. Really, really big.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2009 06:23 PM (VW9/y)

68 This is Chrissy's jump the shark moment, and even the shark ain't watching his fucking show.

Posted by: Comcast at December 23, 2009 06:16 PM

Yeh, Chrissy lives in my squeakhole

Posted by: The Shark at December 23, 2009 06:24 PM (sYxEE)

69 61
Chris Matthews in.....EIGHT MEN OUT
ON THEIR COUCHES WATCHING THIS IDIOT

Soon it won't even be eight.

Posted by: Pogo at December 23, 2009 06:24 PM (RaX26)

70 I guess the tingle is gone.
Does this mean Chrissy poo is or isn't running for the Senate in PA?
I mean his current job is dead end, so maybe he decides to run? Or he knows PA is going to screw any Dem in the next election, so he stays till they replace him with some right wing guy?
You heard it first at AoSHQ.
50,000 a day, ACE, there are 10,000 sock pocket posts a day, do you count each as a hit, like the demo count money twice?
Just axing?


Posted by: Kemp at December 23, 2009 06:24 PM (2+9Yx)

71
Chris Matthews in the action movie of the summer....


HARD TO VIEW

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:26 PM (+FzLa)

72 Chris Matthews in.....
NETWORK...FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2009 06:27 PM (PQ67Y)

73 You gotta figure that at least half of that 58,000 are right-wing bloggers waiting for Matthews to say something bloggable.

Posted by: Jonn Lilyea at December 23, 2009 06:28 PM (am5/8)

74 I remember watching Matthews a few times back in the 1990s when he was on CNBC, back during the Clinton shenanigans. He wasn't nearly as unhinged as he is now.
It's Bush. It's gotta be. They went over the abyss going 100 miles per hour and have never looked back.
Pathetic.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 06:28 PM (P33XN)

75 Chris Matthews and Molly Ringwald in.....
16 VIEWERS

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2009 06:28 PM (PQ67Y)

76

Chris Matthews in ....


HAMBURGER SHILL

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:30 PM (+FzLa)

77 I remember watching Matthews a few times back in the 1990s when he was on CNBC I was on PCP.
FIFY.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2009 06:30 PM (PQ67Y)

78 Hey, maybe they'll give Chuckles Johnson the slot. What'll they call it?
The Charles Johnson Comedy Hour
The Chuckles the Clown Variety Hour
Asshats and Moonbats
Where in the World is Cholly Johnson?
Tune in to Chuckles!, a new show premiering soon on MSNBC.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 06:34 PM (P33XN)

79 Don't blame me, I voted for the Lizard People.They told me if I voted for the Lizard People, an asshole would become president. And they were right.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 23, 2009 06:39 PM (2qU2d)

80 Chris Matthews claims:

PERFIDIOUS ARBITRON

Posted by: Iskandar at December 23, 2009 06:41 PM (DwKMY)

81 Pssst......Chrissah. Ovah heah, behind the closet doah. Ah heah y'all in a spot of ratings trouble. Ah'm heah to give you the same good advice youah gave to me ah long tahm ago....Easy out, son: Just blame it on malaise. Malaise of the American television viewah! An' iffn that doan't wuhk, blame it on the Joooooooos, son.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 23, 2009 06:42 PM (aC0uO)

82 If Spinal Tap's drummer can choketo deathon another person's vomit, why can't Chris Matthews?
Life is so unfair!

Posted by: TexasJew at December 23, 2009 06:42 PM (vuhso)

83 I get that in a full day, which is an apples-to-orange comparison,
because really my numbers are 10-20,000 people coming back multiple
times.

Actually that's just me doing oppo research. And stroking back and forth....back and forth...back and forth...

Posted by: Chris Matthews's Right Hand at December 23, 2009 06:43 PM (5Xf3c)

84

Chris Matthews in a Peter Hyams film....


2010: THE YEAR I LOOK FOR A NEW JOB

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:43 PM (+FzLa)

85
Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:43 PM (+FzLa)
Ignore this commenter until the nurse says it's OK. Just sayin'..

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 23, 2009 06:45 PM (5Xf3c)

86 And if I don't run into you before then, Merry Christmas you pathetic old fuckweasel.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 23, 2009 06:48 PM (5Xf3c)

87 Ah, I remember the preFOX days when I actually had to give that fucker ratings.
For all its warts, FOX has been such a breath of fresh air.
-- and it must be said again: thanks to karenm, I've had to addend my name.

Posted by: St. Joan of Agnostic at December 23, 2009 06:50 PM (gbCNS)

88 Matthews' 88,000 viewers means he's influencing0.029%of the U.S. population.

Posted by: Cicero at December 23, 2009 06:50 PM (QKKT0)

89 10,000-20,000 daily readers andthesame50 of us morons commenting over and over .. and over ...
I tell you,I just can't handle the pressure anymore.

Posted by: Warden at December 23, 2009 06:50 PM (QoR4a)

90 Maybe MSNBC will cancel him - NOT! Because Liberalism always triumphs over the bottom line.
And maybe Chrissy can get himself some ratings if he starts saying outrageous things that make no sense instead of being the middle of the road levelheaded teleprompter-reader that he is.

Posted by: B+ at December 23, 2009 06:52 PM (hIOnV)

91 thesame50 of us morons commenting over and over .. and over ...

To be fair to Ace, that's only when I can't afford my medication.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 23, 2009 06:53 PM (5Xf3c)

92 Chris Matthews claimsERFIDIOUS ARBITRON
You're going to be hearing from my lawyer, pal.

Posted by: Albion at December 23, 2009 06:54 PM (QKKT0)

93
And if I don't run into you before then, Merry Christmas you pathetic old fuckweasel.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 23, 2009 06:48 PM (5Xf3c)




Hey thanks, you too Herr.

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 06:55 PM (+FzLa)

94 Oh shit, Ace. You know what this means. The First Rule One of the Rules of Fame is that you don't notice people less famous than you.

Posted by: FUBAR at December 23, 2009 06:59 PM (J5Srq)

95 It's sort of sad to see actually, how far out that man has gotten. Back in the 90s, he was actually a halfway decent pundit guy, even though you knew he was a hard Lib. I even remember the day he did a sub for Rush.
But I think he really went off the cliff after Florida 2000, and totally lost it in 2003 when we went into Iraq.
They are still working on the correct dose, I can only assume.

Posted by: JamesLee at December 23, 2009 07:00 PM (dvepP)

96 So what I got out of this is if each moron gave Ace a one time gift of a hundred dollars he would be a millionaire. Step up boys. Maybe Ace will get some dates.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at December 23, 2009 07:03 PM (tzcjs)

97 Chrissy Matthews in:

A FEW GOOD VIEWERS

Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2009 07:03 PM (sYxEE)

98 81
Chris Matthews claims:

PERFIDIOUS ARBITRON


Posted by: Iskandar at December 23, 2009 06:41 PM (DwKMY)
Love the reference, but not sure it's apt. When has Arbitron EVER been allied with Chrissie?

Posted by: FUBAR at December 23, 2009 07:04 PM (J5Srq)

99 Chris Matthews viewers in;
TWELVE ANGRY GIRLY MEN

Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2009 07:09 PM (sYxEE)

100 When has Arbitron EVER been allied with Chrissie? Posted by: FUBAR

That's why he would "claim" perfidy. Right, I know, the ratings company is Nielson but I couldn't come up with a Nielson crack.

See, now that explanation made it funnier, right?

Posted by: Iskandar at December 23, 2009 07:11 PM (DwKMY)

101 It's sort of sad to see actually, how far out that man has gotten. Back in the 90s, he was actually a halfway decent pundit guy, even though you knew he was a hard Lib. I even remember the day he did a sub for Rush.
Yeah, that's what I was trying to say and someone accused me of using PCP.
Shit, anyone that knows me knew I was high as a kite on cough syrup. I mean, c'mon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:11 PM (P33XN)

102 Chris Matthews in:
Mission Impossible B+

Posted by: St. Joan of Agnostic at December 23, 2009 07:11 PM (gbCNS)

103 88,000 viewers? I get more than that driving down a busy interstate...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 23, 2009 07:15 PM (PMGbu)

104 Chris Mathews employment is ... On the Razor's Edge

Posted by: toby928 at December 23, 2009 07:17 PM (RI2s5)

105 Wow, if Chris Matthews suffers any further ratings losses he will be seen by fewer Americans than the number of morons here.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2009 07:20 PM (lYKj1)

106 68 Just to be accurate, Jay Newton-Small is a woman. A really, really big woman. Her Newton may be small but the rest of her is big. Really, really big.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2009 06:23 PM (VW9/y)
And how is it that you knowher Newton is small?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 23, 2009 07:21 PM (Vu6sl)

107 Chris Matthews in:
Little Women

Posted by: St. Joan of Agnostic at December 23, 2009 07:21 PM (gbCNS)

108 It's sort of sad to see actually, how far out that man has gotten. Back in the 90s, he was actually a halfway decent pundit guy, even though you knew he was a hard Lib. I even remember the day he did a sub for Rush.
Yeah, that's what I was trying to say and someone accused me of using PCP.
Shit, anyone that knows me knew I was high as a kite on cough syrup. I mean, c'mon.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:11 PM (P33XN)
Hey, I was on the same acid trip with you guys. I never believed in shared hallucinations until now.
Seriously, it was before the Left started demanding a purity test of media members and pundits, and including in that test the proposition that Rush Limbaugh is an incarnation of Satan.
(BTW: my wife is a telephone advice nurse and has noticed a spate of callers demanding Promethazine with codeine cough syrup: they insist nothing else will work for them. With a bit of research help from our teenager, she found out that Promethazine with codeine is the main ingredient in a hip-hop club libation called "Purple Drank.")

Posted by: stuiec at December 23, 2009 07:24 PM (7AOgy)

109 Chris Matthews in...
A FISTFUL OF VIEWERS

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:24 PM (P33XN)

110 Chris Matthews in:
Little Women
Posted by: St. Joan of Agnostic at December 23, 2009 07:21 PM (gbCNS)
Nothing little about him, honey, unless you count between his legs. It's more a case ofChris Matthews in "Pink Flamingos." Or possibly "Polyester," if he can get Tab Hunter to come back out of retirement.

Posted by: Divine at December 23, 2009 07:26 PM (7AOgy)

111 Chrissy needs to grow a mustache to absorb some ofthe shock of all hisknob jobs he's given to Barry and the Boys. This phony bag of liberal dung deserves every thing coming his way. Everything happening in the White House and Congress is coming back to haunt pricks like Phony Chrissy. I love hearing good news like this.

Posted by: Sparky at December 23, 2009 07:26 PM (mXY2a)

112 Chris Matthews in:
The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly

Posted by: St. Joan of Agnostic at December 23, 2009 07:26 PM (gbCNS)

113 I should be on the list of Largest Bloggers. Based on ass size.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at December 23, 2009 07:27 PM (7AOgy)

114 Chris Matthews knew he was in trouble when Keith Olbermann quit taking his calls.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:27 PM (P33XN)

115 I knew Matthews and all of MSNBC was toast when Comcast dropped them herefrom their basic tier service. In a very Blue city. Of 650,000.

Posted by: sybilll at December 23, 2009 07:28 PM (OAOIr)

116

Chris Matthews in.....


FULL MENTAL JACKET



Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 07:28 PM (+FzLa)

117 The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly
Damn you. I was gonna use that one in the Jane Hamsher thread last night. Never got around to it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:28 PM (P33XN)

118 37
Chrissy should take a page from Howard Stern's playbook. You have no
talent? Got nothing to say anybody with an IQ above garden slug wants
to hear? Fill your show up with porn stars, bimbos and drunken pigs.
Then you at least get imbeciles who are sexually semi-functional to
tune in.

Posted by: maddogg

He already has these guests, they are called "Democrats".

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 23, 2009 07:30 PM (Vol3D)

119
Chris Matthews in.....







HACK SQUAWK DOWN

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 07:30 PM (+FzLa)

120 I watched him for a few minutes last night, he was in agreement with some other left-wing robot that of all the democrats up for re-election in 2010... Chris Dodd and Harry Reid are the most likely to lose their seats. I almost died laughing.

Posted by: wth at December 23, 2009 07:32 PM (wAQA5)

121 "...With a bit of research help from our teenager, she found out that
Promethazine with codeine is the main ingredient in a hip-hop club
libation called 'Purple Drank.')"

Hey, waitaminute! That's a Flaming Homer, er, Moe! They'll be hearing from my attorney soon.

Posted by: Moe Szyslak at December 23, 2009 07:32 PM (50S+L)

122 I actually remember Chrissy subbing for Rush that one time- probably in the mid to late 90's.
I still remember he took nothing but calls and of course talked over and down to everyone.
I imagine Rush was not amused.
He was actually decent on MSNBC but as others have said, he felt Gore won Florida and then with Iraq he bought his BDS membership card.
Now he see's evil neocons etc., under his bed every night, plotting to harm the absolver of his sin of being born white.

Posted by: jjshaka at December 23, 2009 07:34 PM (lW5lN)

123 Watch things get so bad that he's reduced to putting family members on as guests.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:34 PM (P33XN)

124 Matthews will be off the air in six months...

...and trolling schoolyards in a trench coat with a pocket full of Snickers.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 23, 2009 07:38 PM (60O6b)

125 Chrissy staring in:
LOOKING FOR MR. DICKBAR

Posted by: Sparky at December 23, 2009 07:39 PM (mXY2a)

126 Chris Matthews in...
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART XII: JASON PLAYS HARDBALL

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:39 PM (P33XN)

127
Watch things get so bad that he's reduced to putting family members on as guests.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:34 PM (P33XN)




Or the guy next door who has a super train set, booger collection or can play a mean accordion. Matthews is headed for cable access status.

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 07:40 PM (+FzLa)

128 Matthews proposed a holiday special but the only guest who wouldcommit was Charo.

Posted by: Cicero at December 23, 2009 07:41 PM (QKKT0)

129 Chris Matthews as you never seen him before in...
INGLORIOUS BASTARD

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:41 PM (P33XN)

130
Matthews will be off the air in six months......and trolling schoolyards in a trench coat with a pocket full of Snickers.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 23, 2009 07:38 PM (60O6b)



Shouldn't be hard to track him. The guy leaks more water than a '70's model AMC with a blown head gasket.

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 07:44 PM (+FzLa)

131 Matthews' aunt is a nun--here in Philly. She is very proud of him. Pictures all over her office before she retired.

Posted by: katemaclaren at December 23, 2009 07:45 PM (HqGZw)

132 He (Matthews) made a remark once about nuns--he said "all the nuns are Democrats, of course...they care about the poor."

Posted by: katemaclaren at December 23, 2009 07:46 PM (HqGZw)

133 Chris Matthews leaps off the silver screen in...
WHERE PUNDITS DARE

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:47 PM (P33XN)

134 It's sort of sad to see actually, how far out
that man has gotten. Back in the 90s, he was actually a halfway decent
pundit guy, even though you knew he was a hard Lib. I even remember
the day he did a sub for Rush.
But I think he really went off the cliff after Florida 2000, and totally lost it in 2003 when we went into Iraq.
They are still working on the correct dose, I can only assume.

Posted by: JamesLee at December 23, 2009 07:00 PM (dvepP)
I think the turning point for Tweety was Slick splooging Monica; before that he seemed like a lib who would bad mouth donks whenever they'd fuck up and afterward he's been a mouthpiece for the DNC.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 23, 2009 07:48 PM (2Uu3I)

135 Chris Mathews in
"The Year of Living Stupidly"

Posted by: Pelayo at December 23, 2009 07:49 PM (8NGHm)

136 Chris Matthews gets back to his roots in...


NUN but the BRAVE

Posted by: katemaclaren at December 23, 2009 07:49 PM (HqGZw)

137
Matthews in......


FORCE TEN FINGERS UP YOUR BUTT FROM NAVARONE

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 07:50 PM (+FzLa)

138 58,000? Those Catholics sure have big families, huh?

Posted by: 29Victor at December 23, 2009 07:50 PM (AfPnb)

139 Co-starring with Barack Obama--Chris Matthews in

HIS GIRL FRIDAY

Posted by: katemaclaren at December 23, 2009 07:52 PM (HqGZw)

140 I recall seeing something about Matthews pulling in five million a year for this crap. No way in hell can they justify that salary with these ratings.
Reminds of the film Network where Arthur Jensen wants a retooled Howard Beale kept on the air no matter how lousy the ratings. It was more important that the message get out there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:52 PM (P33XN)

141 Hey Blazer--I hope they don't a remake of THAT great film (Force 10).

Posted by: katemaclaren at December 23, 2009 07:53 PM (HqGZw)

142 Dack--that would be the right $$$--so, let's get on the list when they divide this up and pay for each viewer...let's see 58,000 goes into $5 mill--how much would that pay off be?

Posted by: katemaclaren at December 23, 2009 07:54 PM (HqGZw)

143 Dack--that would be the right $$$--so, let's get on the list when they divide this up and pay for each viewer...let's see 58,000 goes into $5 mill--how much would that pay off be?
Enough to pay for our share of Barrycare for...about a month?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 07:55 PM (P33XN)

144
Chris Matthews as Commander Adama in.....




CATTLECAR DEMHACKTICA

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 07:58 PM (+FzLa)

145 He's got a "psychic link" with Charles Johnson..and similar rating decline.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 23, 2009 07:58 PM (60O6b)

146 No way in hell can they justify that salary with these ratings.

Fluffers are cheap. They'll work for food and nose candy.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 23, 2009 08:00 PM (60O6b)

147 Down goes the Doughboy!
Down goes the Doughboy!

Posted by: les grossman at December 23, 2009 08:03 PM (Vc/xe)

148
Chris Matthews in a Stephen Spielberg film....


SAVING PRIMETIME RATINGS

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 08:05 PM (+FzLa)

149 Chris Matthews in...
BEACH BLANKET TINGLE

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 08:06 PM (P33XN)

150
Chris Matthews and Ice-T in....


SURVIVING THE LAME

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 08:09 PM (+FzLa)

151
Matthews' wiki page now acknowledges his poor ratings.

Wiki...

it's a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Posted by at December 23, 2009 08:11 PM (PaMcq)

152 Chris Matthews and Barry Obama say I do in...
WHERE THE BOYS ARE '09

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 08:15 PM (P33XN)

153
Chris Matthews?

Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Everyone at December 23, 2009 08:16 PM (7wcCZ)

154 117
Chris Matthews in.....

FULL MENTAL STRAIT JACKET

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 07:28 PM (+FzLa)


FTFY

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2009 08:18 PM (QECjC)

155
Chris Matthews in Stanley Kubrick's......



A COCKWORK SWALLOWED

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 08:19 PM (+FzLa)

156 ...stupid fuckin' little butterball pudgebunny.

I'm late to the party, but that right there is funny. High-five, Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 08:23 PM (UOM48)

157

Ace, fix the damn formatting, page go CRAAAAAZY!

Posted by: Everyone at December 23, 2009 08:25 PM (7wcCZ)

158 Chris Matthews in...
THE BELLS OF ST. BARRY'S

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 08:31 PM (P33XN)

159 And Blazer, can I just say, you're killin' me.

Chrissy's spittle seems to build up on his lips with the decline in his ratings. What's up with that?


Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 08:33 PM (UOM48)

160 Chris Matthews plays Philip Marlowe in...
THE BIG CREEP

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 08:33 PM (P33XN)

161 Chris Matthews in

CHRISSY'S END

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 08:36 PM (UOM48)

162 Chrissy's spittle seems to build up on his lips with the decline in his ratings. What's up with that?
Ship of Drools.

Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2009 08:36 PM (1+C5d)

163 Chris Matthews in...
LAST TINGLE IN PARIS

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 08:39 PM (P33XN)

164
This Fall on BBC, Chris Matthews is......


DR. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 08:40 PM (+FzLa)

165 ♫ When I find myself in times of trouble ♫

♫ Saul Alinski comes to me ♫

♫Speaking words of wisdom, lie and cheat ♫

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 23, 2009 08:41 PM (ttigb)

166 O.k., I'm changing one
Chris Matthews in...
THE BALLS OF ST. BARRY'S

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 08:42 PM (P33XN)

167 Why I left the right. See me go over this again tonight on Hardball.

Posted by: Charles at December 23, 2009 08:45 PM (i0WE5)

168 i'm pretty sure quite a few youtube videos get more viewers per hour then chrissy pissypants.

Posted by: evil libertarian at December 23, 2009 08:47 PM (KxYmA)

169 "In space and on Hardball, no one can hear you scream."

Posted by: Cicero at December 23, 2009 08:48 PM (SCFiZ)

170 Chrissy's spittle seems to build up on his lips with the decline in his ratings. What's up with that?

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 08:33 PM (UOM4
I'm pretty sure that's not spittle.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 23, 2009 08:48 PM (2Uu3I)

171 Chris Matthews in...
RATINGS CAN WAIT

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 08:50 PM (P33XN)

172 Just keep him away from me, okay?

Posted by: That Chicken at December 23, 2009 08:50 PM (UOM48)

173 58,000 viewers.....

Thanks, now I know how to spell irrelevant.

Posted by: A. Weasel at December 23, 2009 08:50 PM (FFVBX)

174 Chris Matthews plays himself in...
FIELD OF SCREAMS

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 08:51 PM (P33XN)

175 Look over there! A chicken!

Posted by: Parker Griffith at December 23, 2009 08:52 PM (UOM48)

176 Here's the thing: All the leftists out there know that Matthews is a fellow traveler, and that he's doing his best to spread the left-wing agitprop as far and wide as he can. If his ratings go low enough over an extended period of time, it's possible that he may eventually lose his job with MSNBC. But his career will be resuscitated by his fellow leftists shortly thereafter.

Maybe he'll be given a semi-frequent role on the Daily Show, or a weekly column in Newsweek, or get hired by NPR. Whatever. Something will happen, and he'll remain in the public eye as a supposedly "credible" political commentator.

Leftists take care of their own; that includes even their miserable, pathetic failures.

Posted by: RJ at December 23, 2009 08:54 PM (ADbI4)

177 I never watch Chrissy. Just before Gulf War II he held a townhall at some university. One guest made a really good argument for an invasion and overthrow without the WMD disscussion--Saddam was shooting and murdering his own people, genocide on the marsh Arabs, trying to shoot down our planes constantly; tried to invade Kuwait a second time; was funding terror, had not kept one commitment from the first Gulf War peace deal etc.
Chrissy started screaming at him and spitting all over his suit. When the audience applauded the guest Chrissy turned abruptly and started screaming at them. I knew right then that he was mentally ill and on drugs. Nobody normal acts like that.

Posted by: Daybrother at December 23, 2009 08:58 PM (dtJc/)

178 Chris Matthews' ratings are
THE DEPARTED

Posted by: The Q at December 23, 2009 09:00 PM (pfStM)

179 ...not that there is anything wrong with being mentally ill and on drugs...

Posted by: Daybrother at December 23, 2009 09:00 PM (dtJc/)

180 Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann star in
THE UNWATCHABLES

Posted by: The Q at December 23, 2009 09:00 PM (pfStM)

181 I crap bigger than 58,000.

This is Tinglelish!

Posted by: jukin at December 23, 2009 09:01 PM (vkkNZ)

182
Chris Matthews is Ben Richards in.......



THE RUNNING AWAY FROM RATINGS MAN

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 09:03 PM (+FzLa)

183 ...but he really only appeals to other mentally ill people on drugs...

Posted by: Daybrother at December 23, 2009 09:04 PM (dtJc/)

184 Get your shinebox, you stupid fuckin' little butterball pudgebunny


BURN!



Nice.

Posted by: Johnny I, @eastviewphotog at December 23, 2009 09:05 PM (7qFIY)

185 Danny Boyle directs Chris Matthews' debut
28 VIEWERS LATER

Posted by: The Q at December 23, 2009 09:06 PM (pfStM)

186 Well done morons. With aChrissie threadyou have a target rich environment. I just hit the innertubes after a grueling flight. Home for Christmas. Merry Christmas to all and God bless the United States of America. And bacon.

Posted by: Dave in Singapore at December 23, 2009 09:07 PM (6Xw0D)

187 ....no offense meant to the mentally ill Morons posting this evening while on drugs...

Posted by: Daybrother at December 23, 2009 09:07 PM (dtJc/)

188
Albert R. Broccoli's......



A VIEW TO A SHILL

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 09:09 PM (+FzLa)

189 Another Bond - Hardball is
FOR CHRIS' EYES ONLY

Posted by: The Q at December 23, 2009 09:10 PM (pfStM)

190
Chris Matthews is 007 in......


THE SPY WHO FISTED ME

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 09:12 PM (+FzLa)

191 The tingle is gone....

Posted by: B.B. King at December 23, 2009 09:17 PM (NyXB+)

192 I even remember the day he did a sub for Rush.

Uh, that was Tim Russert

Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2009 09:18 PM (sYxEE)

193 Chris Matthews in...
THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 09:24 PM (P33XN)

194 Chris Matthews in...
TRIUMPH OF THE SHILL

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 09:25 PM (P33XN)

195 Chris Matthews in...

AND THEN THERE WERE NONE

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 23, 2009 09:28 PM (RDH9g)

196
Chris Matthews in...

OBAMALYPSE NOW

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 09:28 PM (UOM48)

197 Chris Matthews is James Bore in...

DR. NO VIEWERS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 23, 2009 09:29 PM (RDH9g)

198 You got it coming Chris Tingles. Merry Xmas.

Posted by: chicocano at December 23, 2009 09:31 PM (2n5cq)

199

Hugh Grant as Chris Matthews in......



THE MAN WHO WENT UP A HILL AND CAME DOWN A SHILL

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 09:32 PM (+FzLa)

200 Chris Matthews in...
CADDYHACK

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 09:35 PM (P33XN)

201 John Cusack as Chris Matthews in...
SAY ANYTHING TO GET RATINGS

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 09:36 PM (P33XN)

202 It has to kill Matthews that Sarah Palin hasmany times more people following her on Facebook than he has viewers.

Posted by: bw222 at December 23, 2009 09:36 PM (jqZr+)

203

Chris Matthews in...

One Flew Into The Cuckoo's Nest

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 09:37 PM (UOM48)

204 Madonna and Chris Matthews in...
DESPERATELY SEEKING RATINGS

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 09:38 PM (P33XN)

205
Chris Matthews in...

Fear and Loathing at MSNBC

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 09:38 PM (UOM48)

206
Chris Matthews as Rhett Butler in......



GONE WITH THE RATINGS

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 09:39 PM (+FzLa)

207 Chris Matthews in...
THE MAN WITH TWO VIEWERS

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 09:41 PM (P33XN)

208 "no offense meant to the mentally ill Morons posting this evening while on drugs" ~ Daybrother
What if I don't have drugs? Does that still count?
Off topic and I don't care... I should probably say this right aboot now. I hope all the Jewish morons had a blessed Hannukah, all the Sienfeld morons had a fun Festivus (today), and of course, all the Christian morons, Merry Christmas!
Finally, I didn't forget about the pagan morons, sorry to hear your 13th annual celebration was canceled due to Global Warming Snow Emergency... heh

Posted by: sirsurfalot at December 23, 2009 09:44 PM (UPNlB)

209

Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann in...

JOURNEY TO THE END OF OUR MINDS

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 09:45 PM (UOM48)

210
Chris Matthews in......

THE OMEGA FAN

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 09:45 PM (+FzLa)

211
Chris Matthews in....

THE MAN WHO DIDN'T KNOW ENOUGH

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 09:47 PM (UOM48)

212
Chris Matthews is...

MOBY DICKED

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 09:48 PM (UOM48)

213 Chris Matthews in...
RAGING BULLSHIT

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 09:50 PM (P33XN)

214
Chris Matthews is 007 in....


KEITH'S TAINT IS NOT ENOUGH

Posted by: Blazer at December 23, 2009 09:51 PM (+FzLa)

215 Chris Matthews in...
ALL QUIET ON THE RATING'S FRONT

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 09:51 PM (P33XN)

216 Apple to oranges? Imagine ppl having the same access to his show that they do your blog.

Do you think his numbers would go up?

I think they'd fall further.

Posted by: Pat R. at December 23, 2009 09:52 PM (3rwFl)

217 Chris Matthews in...
YANKEE DOODLE DICKHEAD

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 09:55 PM (P33XN)

218 On December 1, 2009, preceding President Obama's speech announcing a troop increase in Afghanistan, Matthews critiqued the president for choosing the United States Military Academy as his venue, referring to it as "the enemy camp." Promptly after the Brown Stuff Hit the Fan, Matthews apologized for his remarks saying, "To the cadets, their parents, former cadets and everyone who cares about this country and those who defend it: I used the wrong words and worse than that I said something that is just not right and for that I deeply apologize." Or was it this bit of wisdom from the soon to be unemployed newscaster.. In December 2009, Matthews referred to Rules for Radicals author Saul Alinsky as "one of our heroes from the past".

Posted by: sirsurfalot at December 23, 2009 09:55 PM (UPNlB)

219
Chris Matthews is...

DEEP THROAT

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 09:57 PM (UOM48)

220 Chris Matthews in...
FORREST CHUMP

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 09:59 PM (P33XN)

221 Chris Matthews in...
DEAD MAN TALKING

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 10:00 PM (P33XN)

222 Chris Matthews comes alive in...
THE CRYING SHAME

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2009 10:03 PM (P33XN)

223 Chris Matthews guns em down in...

A FISTFUL OF VIEWERS

Now go getcher fuckin shine box.
BWAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Ashen at December 23, 2009 10:15 PM (Nknmo)

224 Chris Matthews in:
Rambutt
(changed my name again)

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 23, 2009 10:16 PM (gbCNS)

225 Obama will probably just make him is new press secretary.

Posted by: cassandra in MT at December 23, 2009 10:17 PM (lVZEB)

226 God bless you all, you magniuficent bastards!
Merry Christmas.
(Blazer, you owe me a monitor)

Posted by: BIG ROB at December 23, 2009 10:18 PM (f6qHG)

227 Chris Matthews in:
Unopussy

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 23, 2009 10:19 PM (gbCNS)

228 Chris Matthews in:
The Sound of Muzak

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 23, 2009 10:21 PM (gbCNS)

229 First...can we get a rule which consigns those ignorant fucks who post "First!" to the ninth circle of hell? What sort of moronic douche bag is fulfilled by typing "First!" in the comment box? Even Corky knows better.
Iwonder what percentage ofMatthews' viewers do so in order to mock the man. The dude has like 60k readers and his shit is thrown up every fucking day on conservative blogs as if the man actually matters! He matters because strokers like Ace give him cred as being relevant.
I honestly believe that the man would go away if conservative pundits just ignored him for the pustulance he is.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at December 23, 2009 10:30 PM (+FMsx)

230 I take credit. Yesterday afternoon I was the only person in the waiting room at a Doctor's office and I asked the receptionist to turn off the TV when Hardball came on!

Posted by: Peacerose at December 23, 2009 10:38 PM (pLxXV)

231 Chris Matthews in:
The Ten Demandments

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 23, 2009 10:39 PM (gbCNS)

232 Chris Matthews in:
Falling Down Down Down

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 23, 2009 10:45 PM (gbCNS)

233 Chris Matthews in:
Falling Clown

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 23, 2009 10:47 PM (gbCNS)

234 Chris Matthews in:
An Inconvenient Ratings

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 23, 2009 10:49 PM (gbCNS)

235 Chris Matthews in:
High Plains Sphincter

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 23, 2009 10:53 PM (gbCNS)

236 If you're late for the party, drink anyway. And faster.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 23, 2009 10:57 PM (gbCNS)

237 (changed my name again)

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 23, 2009 10:16 PM (gbCNS)

Hey, were you referring to the post about Ambien giving Tiger wild and awesome sex? Cause his girls used it too...equal opportunity drug experience.

Posted by: karenm at December 23, 2009 10:59 PM (n5ruu)

238
#116
I knew Matthews and all of MSNBC was toast when Comcast dropped them
herefrom their basic tier service. In a very Blue city. Of 650,000.


Posted by: sybilll at December 23, 2009 07:28 PM (OAOIr)
Comcast just bought NBC Universal (including MSNBC)
3 weeks ago!

Posted by: liontooth at December 23, 2009 11:02 PM (7Gws3)

239 A. Sullivan route:
Griffith is pregnant and is lying about it. It's really not his child..see...back then he didn't have the baby bump, it was a beer belly...so he couldn't have been pregnant at the time so the forth coming baby (the reason why he switched) is not his or something like that. As long as it deals with illegitimate babies. Oh and Griffith don't like black people.

Just throwing that out there before he does...just sayin

Posted by: dj at December 23, 2009 11:24 PM (fN0CI)

240 Saw a show a little while ago about mutant bees. Turns out there are about 60.000 ppl in the US that undego "Bee therapy."

So a higher number of ppl pay good money to have someone rub angry bees on them until they get stung than watch Chris Matthews.

One wonders: how tough was it to make that decision ?

Posted by: Pat R. at December 24, 2009 12:52 AM (3rwFl)

241 Two Mules For Sister Sarah, And Brother Matthews Would Kill For An Audience That Big

Posted by: Cicero at December 24, 2009 02:12 AM (SCFiZ)

242 Who is Chris Matthews? I never heard of him. This person has a show?

Thanks for letting me know what a loser he is. I won't bother to ever tune in.

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