I Think I See, Indeed I See, The Neural Singularity

I think I see
Indeed I see
the
Neural
Singularity

Stewed in juices
some of which
were my own
A unified blog-driven
voice has
all but grown.

The science is settled;
so let me be clear
hockey-stick
thoughts
are
readily
homogenized here.


The benefits
accrue
to me
and
to me;
I can blog
without blogging,
Posts
spring forth
effortlessly!
I cant do it alone
although that's
how it
seems.
I owe
many thanks to
the
neural
singularity.

I wonder if sometimes
Idle thoughts do in
creep.
"If no one could tell I wasn't
writing,
are my 'honest'
thoughts all that unique?"

It would appear that
they
would not be
to me.
But I've lived
a long time
in
the
neural
singularity.

Fear not
cherished readers
who've
covered my fees.
Bandwidth costs
are now a mere
fraction
of what they used to be.
So I won't need $100 grand
to spread
groupthink
all over your
PC.
All my thoughts
are your thoughts
and now
they come
free!
With membership in
the
neural
singularity.

I wonder if Suzanne Sena
knows about this.
She hasn't joined up,
so her thoughts are a-miss.
In fact,
the only thing female
I'm able to
see
Is Sarah Palin's
uterus
screaming
truth not
to power
but
to
me.

So learn this lesson
and know
you all this.
There isn't much special
about my
Daily Dish.
Any bozo could write
it,
in fact
it's done by three!
Connected together
in
the
neural
singularity.

Yes, I think I see
Indeed I see
the
Neural
Singularity

*I better damn well get an instalanche for this epic poem! I didn't spend the last 10 minutes hastily assembling a piece about "singularities" for nothing you know.

Posted by: Ace at 05:37 PM



Comments

1 Awesome. I stand in the presence of something.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at December 15, 2009 05:39 PM (erIg9)

2 B+

Posted by: tmitsss at December 15, 2009 05:41 PM (V4Pya)

3 "I wonder if sometimes

Idle thoughts do in

creep."

What creep are we gonna do in?

Posted by: Intrepid (not Ace!!) at December 15, 2009 05:42 PM (92zkk)

4 I don't know which of you Aces posted this. You shouldn't foray into this realm often, though. It's really not your forte.

Posted by: Principal Jazz at December 15, 2009 05:42 PM (hnq5i)

5 I've read it twice, I still see no overt reference to anal, fisting, or queerbaits.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at December 15, 2009 05:43 PM (erIg9)

6 *snaps his fingers*

Posted by: reason at December 15, 2009 05:43 PM (V40IZ)

7 What? No hobo steaks... no B+?

I give it a solid 44%

Posted by: Vet Missing Parts at December 15, 2009 05:44 PM (MCHyX)

8 Needs more apes and figs.

Posted by: Intrepid (not Ace!!) at December 15, 2009 05:44 PM (92zkk)

9 Irrespective...obviate....hypertension....T-square....knurlnut...epileptic seizure.

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at December 15, 2009 05:45 PM (/cH23)

10 It takes a village to be Andrew Sullivan.

Posted by: chilleur at December 15, 2009 05:45 PM (eys0j)

11 Poetry? Poetry by Ace? Well now the terrorists have surely won.

Posted by: FURPC at December 15, 2009 05:45 PM (ZJ6KO)

12 Unclefacts, you must open your mind's eye in order to seethrough the words and gaze upon the freshly-dorked squeakhole.
Summon, Unclefacts! Summon from within!

Posted by: reason at December 15, 2009 05:46 PM (V40IZ)

13 "It takes a village to be Andrew Sullivan."

I hear Provincetown would like to give it the old college try.

Posted by: Jack M. at December 15, 2009 05:46 PM (Ncr1R)

14 Suzanne Sena gives it away....ace wrote this.

Posted by: IllTemperedAce at December 15, 2009 05:46 PM (l1Wlr)

15 A great poem.
Does anyone have any opium?

Posted by: sacemuel taceylor coleridge at December 15, 2009 05:46 PM (2qU2d)

16 Al Gore should be aware of this. Now,, where did I put that dime bag?

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at December 15, 2009 05:47 PM (e9CTJ)

17
Summon, Unclefacts! Summon from within!

Posted by: reason at December 15, 2009 05:46 PM (V40IZ)

I don't want to get any on me, Andi's kind of stupidity doesn't wash out.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at December 15, 2009 05:47 PM (erIg9)

18 Is this like Ace, Ace The Quadrinity? The Quintitnity? Worshipful minds seek To Know.

Posted by: mrp at December 15, 2009 05:48 PM (HjPtV)

19 An Ace! An Ace! My kingdom for an Ace!

Posted by: dick the third at December 15, 2009 05:48 PM (2qU2d)

20 What hump?

Posted by: dick the third at December 15, 2009 05:48 PM (2qU2d)

21 You know, it wouldn't have killed you to use the word "Nantucket."

Just saying....

Posted by: shibumi at December 15, 2009 05:48 PM (OKZrE)

22 Trinity Ace: The Father, The Son and the Holy Ghost.

Posted by: Old Sailor at December 15, 2009 05:50 PM (/Ft4q)

23 Poems are gay, always and forever more.
I only like the ones that start with: There was a girl from Nantucket...

Posted by: FURPC at December 15, 2009 05:50 PM (ZJ6KO)

24 Gosh, that was beautiful (wipes tear from eye with sleeve).
The only thing it was missing was a metaphor for dessicated coral and parched corn. Otherwise, it was a complete masterpiece.

Posted by: RunningAce at December 15, 2009 05:50 PM (vEclT)

25 Will someone tell my owner there is such a thing as too much ValuRite?

Posted by: Ace's Dying Liver at December 15, 2009 05:50 PM (F09Uo)

26 There once was a cowboy named Pete
Who had 18 inches of swinging meat.....

Posted by: maddogg at December 15, 2009 05:51 PM (OlN4e)

27 "Posted by: Jack M. at December 15, 2009 05:46 PM (Ncr1R)"

I would have thought that this level of poetic awesomeness must have come from the fevered fingers of Ace M., but now I'm not so sure....

Posted by: notrop-ace at December 15, 2009 05:51 PM (NLjN3)

28 E Pluribus Andy!

Posted by: chilleur at December 15, 2009 05:51 PM (eys0j)

29 Oh, and I thought it was genius how you were able to work in a line about Sarah Palin's uterus. That was truly inspired. You sir, are a God among men.

Posted by: RunningAce at December 15, 2009 05:52 PM (vEclT)

30 So who ghost blogged this?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at December 15, 2009 05:52 PM (erIg9)

31 Needs more apes and figs.
Iced tea up the nose with Splenda and a little lemon in very refreshing and only stings a little.
Of course, the clean up is not much fun.

Posted by: Circa (Also, Ace) at December 15, 2009 05:52 PM (B+qrE)

32 It's got a good beat and you can dance to it!

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Dick Clarke at December 15, 2009 05:52 PM (e9CTJ)

33 Oh yeah liver, how do you think it feels having this thing ripped out of you and then posted on the Internet?

Posted by: Ace's Colon at December 15, 2009 05:52 PM (F09Uo)

34 If you scroll real fast, it's a giant B+. Kudos to me.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 05:53 PM (IhQuA)

35 I would love to see William Shatner Sarah Palin William Shatner and Sarah Palin read this. In a round, altered such that their voices meet only on thephrase "neural singularity."

Posted by: reason at December 15, 2009 05:53 PM (V40IZ)

36 Notrop-ace,

Suzanne Sena should have been the only clue you needed!

Posted by: Jack M. at December 15, 2009 05:53 PM (Ncr1R)

37 would have thought that this level of poetic awesomeness must have come from the fevered fingers of Ace M., but now I'm not so sure....
I could hear the voices of the various cobloggers (well except Russ from Winterset as there was no mention of Iowa or its parched cornfields). I wonder if it was written as a round robin/poetry slam sort of thing.

Posted by: RunningAce at December 15, 2009 05:53 PM (vEclT)

38 FURPC
You should look up some Robert Service. A man's poet.

Posted by: Taqiyyotomist at December 15, 2009 05:54 PM (ltfED)

39 This Marinating in Cerebral Juices™ theme is truly the most disturbing mental image I've encounters in some time.

Posted by: ace's saturday night reguritation at December 15, 2009 05:54 PM (PD1tk)

40 We're gonna need more bongo drums.

Posted by: FURPC at December 15, 2009 05:55 PM (ZJ6KO)

41 Pfffffffft.

Posted by: Ace's Ass at December 15, 2009 05:55 PM (GdalM)

42 Words in a blender
Ace is the sender?
Drew's on a bender?
Andi's ass, still tender.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Ace Summoner At Large at December 15, 2009 05:56 PM (erIg9)

43 Great poem ace
But it could use some more dripping cerebral juice

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 05:57 PM (F+U5/)

44 @31 "Iced tea up the nose with Splenda and a little lemon in very refreshing and only stings a little.

Of course, the clean up is not much fun."
We aim to please, and to also clear out your sinus cavity!

Posted by: Nitti-Pot Ace at December 15, 2009 05:57 PM (92zkk)

45 I wrote that for an upcoming Beat Poetry Slam at my local McGroovy's location. Try the veal.

Posted by: AceHole at December 15, 2009 05:57 PM (MMC8r)

46 Neptunes bones are spinning in their grave!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 05:57 PM (q177U)

47 38 FURPC
You should look up some Robert Service. A man's poet.

Really? I'll look ... you're not in the gay mafia, are you.

Posted by: FURPC at December 15, 2009 05:58 PM (ZJ6KO)

48 Ace?!?!?!?!?,, Never heard of 'em!

Posted by: Suzanne Sena at December 15, 2009 05:58 PM (e9CTJ)

49 Vainly, I love my own poetry. Time for a drink!

Posted by: The Drunken Ace at December 15, 2009 05:58 PM (iaWNX)

50 B+ Ace, fucking B+.

Posted by: Ace up my sleeve at December 15, 2009 05:59 PM (GfYt/)

51 Turning me on, Daddy -O'.
With your Hip Poetry and Your
Facitlities Solo.

Posted by: Central ScrutinACEr at December 15, 2009 05:59 PM (h9hzM)

52 How does this poem help the 1st Wookie's kids?

Posted by: siftace at December 15, 2009 06:00 PM (gyoAZ)

53 snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap

Posted by: The Beatniks in the corner at December 15, 2009 06:00 PM (MMC8r)

54 My wife uses one of thosenasal things. Not the neti-pot, but the squeeze-bottle one.
I have been tempted to try it, just so I can say that I have. But every time I contemplate what goes on exactly, the fear of somehow screwing it up and drowning myself with the damned thing overshadows any curiosity I may have previously held. There are certain places that hotsaline should not go. And a raging torrent of it, up one nostril and (allegedly) out the otheris high on that list.

Posted by: reason at December 15, 2009 06:03 PM (V40IZ)

55 Currently drumming up from my soul something good about those curly lightbulbs and fiberglass insulation, which have both been deemed "sexy" by our POTUS.

Posted by: Sexy Poems Ace at December 15, 2009 06:03 PM (92zkk)

56 my cat's breath smells like cat food.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 06:04 PM (cMc0O)

57 I am the Neural Singularity
I speak for the uteri!

Posted by: Dr. Acess at December 15, 2009 06:04 PM (ToM4s)

58 I am now officially giddy (see my neural singularity).

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 06:04 PM (mGSN1)

59 Meh, I got nothing.

Posted by: Sexy Poems Ace at December 15, 2009 06:04 PM (92zkk)

60 ~~~~~~~
Ace my man. I love your angle of thought and how 'your' new science destroys the old science. And how this creates conduits of anti Bt plasmama with a sprinkle of Dark Matter spasticplasma energy flowing to it's objectives.
~~~~~~~

Posted by: quite googleable at December 15, 2009 06:05 PM (EiH7n)

61 Indeed I seetheNeuralSingularity

Posted by: Punk Ace at December 15, 2009 06:05 PM (h9hzM)

62 48 38 FURPC
You should look up some Robert Service. A man's poet.

Really? I'll look ... you're not in the gay mafia, are you.

OK, I looked. I hate it, it is gay. Maybe not ravaged bloody anus gat, but gay nonetheless.

Posted by: FURPC at December 15, 2009 06:05 PM (ZJ6KO)

63 OT: Oral Roberts dies?

If true expect lots of classy lib comments.

Now back to the poetry slam.

Posted by: siftace at December 15, 2009 06:06 PM (gyoAZ)

64 Indeed I seetheNeuralSingularity

Posted by: MetallicACE at December 15, 2009 06:07 PM (h9hzM)

65 My dachshunds ears smell like Fritos.

Posted by: FURPC at December 15, 2009 06:08 PM (ZJ6KO)

66 I got an instalanche for my :"Panic at the Disco" post. Time for more poetry!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 06:08 PM (mGSN1)

67 66
That is a magnificent Puppet Job. Kudos...Kudos.

Posted by: GACErrett at December 15, 2009 06:09 PM (h9hzM)

68 HEY ANDY! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!

Todd's doing just fine in his job of the whole uterus and genitals/screamin' department, IYKWIMAIKTYD. (or maybe not)

Posted by: Sarah's Screamin' Uterus at December 15, 2009 06:09 PM (92zkk)

69 13 "It takes a village to be Andrew Sullivan."
But it only takes San Francisco to DO him.

Posted by: rightzilla at December 15, 2009 06:09 PM (rVJH4)

70 Dedicated To AoSHQ:

I think that I shall never see
A blog as lovely as thee

A blog whose ribald humor shows
There is no boundary it knows

A blog that looks at news all day
And brings teh funny in every way

A blog from which hobos flee
Because we know their flesh is tasty

Poems are made by fools like me
But only Ace can make a blog like thee.

Posted by: ace kilmer at December 15, 2009 06:09 PM (F+U5/)

71 Too, Too Short. Impetuous Human!

Posted by: VogonACE at December 15, 2009 06:10 PM (h9hzM)

72 To fully appreciate the wonder that is this poem you must don an entirely black outfit and a beret, head down a decrepit staircase to a smoke filled brick lined room crowded with daddy-o's, pour some absinthe over a sugar cube, sit back and blow smoke rings while you tap out the beat with your fingers on the table.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 15, 2009 06:11 PM (RZ8pf)

73 Yes I wrote some verse
It was OK, needs some work
I give it B+

Burma Shave

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 06:11 PM (h/zKr)

74 I find your verse intriguing and would like to subscribe to your literary review.

Posted by: ace's saturday night reguritation at December 15, 2009 06:11 PM (PD1tk)

75 Reminds me of Monty Python's "Eric, the Half-A-Bee."

Posted by: stuiec at December 15, 2009 06:13 PM (7AOgy)

76 Ace of Spades is the blog of the day
Where moronsall comeout to play
Where liberals are roasted and Ace gets quite toasted
And everyone gets in the frey!

Posted by: rightzilla at December 15, 2009 06:14 PM (rVJH4)

77 Posted by: ace kilmer at December 15, 2009 06:09 PM (F+U5/)

I loved you as Doc Holliday. Batman? Not so much.

Posted by: ace's testosterone level at December 15, 2009 06:14 PM (h/zKr)

78 What is it with the All Andrew Sullivan All The Time stuff? I go from blog to blog and it's bitch this and bitch that about Andrew Sullivan. If you guys hate him, ignore him. I was a regular reader of his blog a while back but he lost me as he got weirder and weirder - mostly though because of his insistance in running post after post about evolution. I could care less. Back to the real world issues, please - health care is about to pass and there's a pedophile-friendly safe schools czar who needs to be run out of town.

Posted by: Crissy Matthews (hearts Obama!) at December 15, 2009 06:14 PM (hIOnV)

79 Neural singularities will be fully covered under universal health care the public option the medicare buy-in ... haters! Trillions of people die every week from neural singularities, and Republicans want that to continue.

Posted by: Precedent Hussein at December 15, 2009 06:14 PM (A46hP)

80 ACE bending the Universe With His Mind!

Posted by: ACEid Eaters at December 15, 2009 06:15 PM (h9hzM)

81 please.don't.ban.me.

Posted by: rightzilla at December 15, 2009 06:15 PM (rVJH4)

82 andi sullivan

Posted by: siftace at December 15, 2009 06:15 PM (gyoAZ)

83 *slurp* *suck* 900 foot Jesus *slobber* devil tried to strangle me *gag* oh lord, call me home! That 9.1 million I raised from all those dupes ain't doin' me much good here!

Posted by: Roberts giving Oral in Hell at December 15, 2009 06:16 PM (04p0/)

84 Oh Golden Ace of silver tongue, Your rapier wit leaves us undone.
Your wondrous syntax and word choice, trumpet through in glorious voice.
Tis in teh brilliance of your glow, that we mere morons bow down low.
To yourWon singularity neural, though at times you seem so plural.
We aremuch impressed by you hence, and your seeming omnipresence.

Posted by: RunningAce at December 15, 2009 06:16 PM (vEclT)

85 1. Create smart military blog
2. ????????
3. Free Verse!!!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 06:16 PM (h/zKr)

86 *slurp* *suck* 900 foot Jesus *slobber* devil tried
to strangle me *gag* oh lord, call me home! That 9.1 million I raised
from all those dupes ain't doin' me much good here!

Posted by: Roberts giving Oral in Hell at December 15, 2009 06:16 PM (04p0/)

The barbs, bitch. Work the barbs.

Posted by: Satan at December 15, 2009 06:17 PM (h/zKr)

87 There's a place for all neural singularities
On my plate
Next to the mashed potatoes

*bass riff*

Posted by: Ace Shatner at December 15, 2009 06:18 PM (OkT2m)

88 88 1. Create smart military blog2. ????????3. Free Verse!!!

FAIL!! b+ is teh new d-

Posted by: rightzilla at December 15, 2009 06:18 PM (rVJH4)

89 I'm whiskey drunk, totally flacid.

Posted by: Ace's Banhammer at December 15, 2009 06:19 PM (h9hzM)

90 Shouldn't all of ze first letters in each line spell, "fuck you, andi, no the real one and not the nobloggers cobloggers"? Zis is inadequate.

Posted by: governor arnold acezenegger at December 15, 2009 06:19 PM (2qU2d)

91 b+ is teh new d-

True.

Posted by: The Secret World of Occidental College Grade Inflation at December 15, 2009 06:19 PM (h/zKr)

92 84
please.don't.ban.me.

Posted by: rightzilla

Sorry you're banned.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 06:20 PM (mGSN1)

93 ace you are
dangerously close
to copying my
style

please cease and desist
or i will be
forced
to eat your
bbrraaaaiiiinnnnsss

Posted by: zombie ee cummings at December 15, 2009 06:20 PM (kmmbv)

94 When the doves cry.

Posted by: Ace, the artist formally known as prince at December 15, 2009 06:20 PM (DIYmd)

95 Suzanne Sena should have been the only clue you needed!
It's been so long since you wrote poetry 'round here that I didn't figure it out until you dropped that giant hint.

Posted by: Mama AceJ at December 15, 2009 06:20 PM (Be4xl)

96 Posted by: zombie ee cummings at December 15, 2009 06:20 PM (kmmbv)

Andi's brain is more your style. All lower case.

Posted by: ace, master of the deck at December 15, 2009 06:21 PM (h/zKr)

97 81 What is it with the All Andrew Sullivan All The Time stuff I go from blog to blog and it's bitch this and bitch that about Andrew Sullivan. If you guys hate him, ignore him. I was a regular reader of his blog a while back but he lost me as he got weirder and weirder - mostly though because of his insistance in running post after post about evolution. I could care less. Back to the real world issues, please - health care is about to pass and there's a pedophile-friendly safe schools czar who needs to be run out of town.

Because he and his ilk are part of the problem. They're the ones that got us to health care etc. and put the freaks in as kings. We're done ignoring. We're going to make the Bush detractors look like a frikkin' love in.

Posted by: FURPC at December 15, 2009 06:23 PM (ZJ6KO)

98 Mama,

Around here, when it comes to Ms. Sena, there is no such thing as a coincidence.

Posted by: Jack M. at December 15, 2009 06:23 PM (Ncr1R)

99 All your thoughts are belong to us?

Posted by: alexthechick at December 15, 2009 06:24 PM (nwTNa)

100 Ace, coordinate.

Posted by: Norman at December 15, 2009 06:24 PM (2qU2d)

101 23 I only like the ones that start with: There was a girl from Nantucket...
There once was a girl from NantucketWho carried things 'round in a bucketThough movingsome clayA lot did it weighSo she thought "maybe I'd better just truck it".

Posted by: Anachronda at December 15, 2009 06:28 PM (1OYcp)

102 Continue reading? I don't think so.

Posted by: km at December 15, 2009 06:28 PM (3Dt+U)

103 Let's put on Zeppelin and cheddar cheese.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2009 06:28 PM (h9hzM)

104 you rock.
http://politicsfromateenagerspov.blogspot.com
please go here /\ /\ /\

Posted by: julia at December 15, 2009 06:29 PM (UW1ff)

105 Pot smoke wafts
From not only my ears
but also my ass.

Posted by: ace1200 at December 15, 2009 06:30 PM (dUR2C)

106 104 23 I only like the ones that start with: There was a girl from Nantucket...
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who carried things 'round in a bucket
Though moving some clay
A lot did it weigh
So she thought "maybe I'd better just truck it".

No, no, no ! My mistake, I should have prefaced ... the girl needs to be a skank.

Posted by: FURPC at December 15, 2009 06:30 PM (ZJ6KO)

107 I refuse to do this silly sockpuppet thingy anymore.

Posted by: new comment thingy at December 15, 2009 06:32 PM (DIYmd)

108 Posted by: zombie ee cummings at December 15, 2009 06:20 PM (kmmbv)
Interesting... Andi Sullivan's co-bloggers have hit on the best way to fend off zombie attack: marinate your brains in Andi's cerebral juices, and no zombie will ever want to eat them.

Posted by: stuiec at December 15, 2009 06:32 PM (7AOgy)

109 I saw the best co-bloggers of my generation destroyed by
madness, drinking Valu-Rite naked,
dragging themselves through the streets at dawn
looking for an easy hobo,
ginger-headed anti-hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly
connection to other sad morons in the machinery of night,
who alone and desperate and hollow-eyed and high sit
up drinking in the supernatural darkness of
the overnight thread, floating across the blogosphere
contemplating sockpuppets,
who bared their boobs to morons with ASCII art and
saw Mohammedan terr'ists a'sploded by Hellfire missles
(but mostly Hellfire missiles),
who pass through universities with radiant cool eyes
hallucinating cheerleaders and red-light districts
among the scholars of pr0n,
who were expelled from that other blog for reason,
publishing obscene odes for appearance of the flaming skull,

Posted by: Ace Ginsburg at December 15, 2009 06:32 PM (OkT2m)

110 Do Freebird!

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 15, 2009 06:33 PM (ucFNd)

111 A mention of Neptune's bones dissolving would made this a masterpiece.
As it stands, I am still the greatest man that has ever lived.

Posted by: Al Gore's imagination at December 15, 2009 06:34 PM (KVSUW)

112 Some question, and ask why,
Uterus and Va Jay Jay
I've never seen
Get me more KY
Some say pooper, no way
My filthy sphincter, never clean.

Posted by: ace1200 at December 15, 2009 06:34 PM (dUR2C)

113 I've decided to ban myself and write a 5 volume treatise explaining why.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 06:35 PM (mGSN1)

114 The 0bama Administration is Teh Singularity of Stupid.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:35 PM (I3Udb)

115 95 84 please.don't.ban.me. Posted by: rightzillaSorry you're banned.
AW CRAP! Does that mean I can post all teh banable words now?

Posted by: rightzilla at December 15, 2009 06:36 PM (rVJH4)

116 Wow. A Unified Theory of Bloggitry". I like it.

Posted by: kACEper hACer at December 15, 2009 06:37 PM (ZiQz8)

117 *I better damn well get an instalanche for this epic poem! I didn't spend the last 10 minutes hastily assembling a piece about "singularities" for nothing you know.
That must be some boring trip, you're probablyon a plane sitting near the bulkhead where families with small children are placed, and you're distracting yourself with poetry.

Posted by: Def-ace-d at December 15, 2009 06:37 PM (BoFBr)

118 Hah! All of your Aces R Belong to us Aces!

Posted by: The Aces at December 15, 2009 06:37 PM (ZiQz8)

119 Ace, repeat after me:
"I am, Somebody".
"I am, Somebody".

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at December 15, 2009 06:38 PM (KVSUW)

120 Keep up the mocking Ace. Please oh please oh please. Mr. "I own Sarah Palin's uterus; it can't hide from MEEEE!" Sullivan's stewing in his own cerebral juices about now, too chagrined and gobsmacked to speak. "How DAAREE they make fun of MEEEE!"

My heart warms just to think of it. heh heh heh

Posted by: by ace, it's definitely me this time at December 15, 2009 06:38 PM (io7tO)

121 Beans, beans, good for your heart
The more you eat 'em, the more you talk

Posted by: Ace Biden at December 15, 2009 06:39 PM (sYxEE)

122 Ace-
mmm..
mmmmm
mmmmmmmm!

gives the soetoro teachers union a run for their money...

btw o4po/... wtf - sniffin (andies)crack is bad.... hmkay

Posted by: JAM2 at December 15, 2009 06:39 PM (8iTbj)

123 Poetry is futile.

Posted by: the borg at December 15, 2009 06:39 PM (DIYmd)

124 I lick my facial hair
stained by strangers
still wearing their underwear
bathroom stall
much to small
for a proper rump ramger

Posted by: andi1200ace at December 15, 2009 06:40 PM (dUR2C)

125 what kinds of "juices" are we talking here? Beet?

Posted by: crystal at December 15, 2009 06:40 PM (KVSUW)

126 After reading that I had to go search "50 cal" on youtube for awhile. I feel better now.

Posted by: PugBoo at December 15, 2009 06:42 PM (wEYaf)

127 great tp hear it from your voice

Posted by: Harry Smith at December 15, 2009 06:42 PM (xNw7B)

128 great to hear it from your voice

Posted by: Harry Smith at December 15, 2009 06:43 PM (xNw7B)

129 Over and overI've ghosted this blogOver and overI've worked like a dogOver and overBeen used like a toolBut over and overI'm glad I'm his fool
'Cause he's got*boom*SingularityRant -SingularityPant -SingularityToke - SingularitySmoke - SingularitySpurt - SingularityAnd 'cause he's got a juicy brain

Posted by: Lloyd Price at December 15, 2009 06:44 PM (7AOgy)

130
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the disco light is shining bright;Adam Lambert is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,And somewhere men are reaching, and somewhere SMTP's shout;But there is no joy in Provencetown— mighty andi has sold out.


Posted by: andi sullivan, space of aids at December 15, 2009 06:45 PM (sYxEE)

131 my pee pee hurts.

Posted by: andi after a watching a circle of friends at December 15, 2009 06:45 PM (rVJH4)

132 No, no, no ! My mistake, I should have prefaced ... the girl needs to be a skank.
Posted by: FURPC at December 15, 2009 06:30 PM (ZJ6KO)
Did you look in her bucket? 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Lloyd Price at December 15, 2009 06:46 PM (7AOgy)

133
Fuck you? Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fuckin' package and you decide to blow me shit?
Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you're my idea of a dream come true - takin' shit from a dildo with ears?


You know when I was like five I said, "Dad, Dad! Can I get a job where
random fuckin' shitheads blow me crap all day?" I'm gonna break you in
fuckin' half and use your head has a ballpoint!

Now that's epic poetry.

Posted by: Carl Hefler at December 15, 2009 06:47 PM (iYbLN)

134

I've labored hard and long,
For honor and for riches,
But on my blog too long you've tread,
You dumbass sons of bitches

Posted by: Black Ace the Po8 at December 15, 2009 06:47 PM (sYxEE)

135 writing on felopians is hard work
sniffing my crotch stenched hands
still wafting from the last circle jerk
covered in the goo, of another mans glands.

Posted by: andi1200ace at December 15, 2009 06:48 PM (dUR2C)

136 Andi was part of the Kinsey tests way back............sex assignment stuff....very dicey.

Posted by: rightzilla at December 15, 2009 06:48 PM (rVJH4)

137 Oom Chuck-a Willie
lived in Coconut Grove ...

Posted by: Prepubescent Ace at December 15, 2009 06:49 PM (a4TYb)

138 I just LOOOOVEEEEEEE stifff egg whites....beat em till their stiff!

Posted by: Andi and Julia at December 15, 2009 06:49 PM (rVJH4)

139 136 my pee pee hurts.

Oops. My bad.

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at December 15, 2009 06:49 PM (KVSUW)

140 .

Posted by: rightzilla at December 15, 2009 06:50 PM (rVJH4)

141 The lunatic is in my head The lunatic is in my head You raise the blade You make the change You rearrange me 'till I'm sane

Posted by: The Dark Side of the Ace at December 15, 2009 06:50 PM (pUO5u)

142 Hot Lips? Screw her! Football.

Posted by: second lensman at December 15, 2009 06:50 PM (jMdZ3)

143 There once was a cowboy named Pete
Who had 18 inches of swinging meat.....
Bunk!

Posted by: Andrew of the Milky Glutes at December 15, 2009 06:51 PM (TO4Pw)

144 He needs wide open spAces Room to make his big mistakes He needs new fAces He knows the high stakes

Posted by: The Chicksy Dicks at December 15, 2009 06:51 PM (vEclT)

145 All your thoughts are belong to us!

Posted by: verdrangung at December 15, 2009 06:51 PM (kYsvW)

146 Ace,

Can we make a deal?

Posted by: Franksalterego at December 15, 2009 06:51 PM (GKyIE)

147 Don't switch the blade
on the guy in shades
oh no

Posted by: Corey Ace at December 15, 2009 06:52 PM (a4TYb)

148
Guess what ?

I got a fevah baby........ and the only prescription is, more ace poetry.

Posted by: Blazer at December 15, 2009 06:52 PM (+FzLa)

149
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
She shaved andi's ass
Because it was quite fuckin' hairy

Posted by: Ace Dice Clay at December 15, 2009 06:52 PM (sYxEE)

150 I think, therefore I am Obama.
Kneel now!
Peasants!

Posted by: Ace Fish Sticks at December 15, 2009 06:53 PM (iYbLN)

151 Amaniacal bloggercame down the walk:He did not know I saw;He bit an angle-worm in halvesAnd ate the fellow, raw.And then he drank a dewFrom a convenient ass,And then hopped sidewise to the wallTo let a beetle pass.

Posted by: Emily "Ace" Dickinson at December 15, 2009 06:54 PM (KVSUW)

152 There was a young man from Kent

Posted by: second lensman at December 15, 2009 06:54 PM (jMdZ3)

153 I hurt myself
today

Posted by: Johnny "Ace"Cash at December 15, 2009 06:54 PM (iYbLN)

154 That was brilliant. I beginning to like Ace's poetry.

Posted by: aced at December 15, 2009 06:55 PM (GmRCE)

155 Whooooeeeeee!!! Luv me some peanut butter and bacon sammiches!!

Posted by: Elvis "Ace" Presley at December 15, 2009 06:56 PM (KVSUW)

156 Oh, Attthhh. You moronths know nottthhing of poetry. Or the ittthhh capttthss.

Posted by: Dr. Albert Einstein Gore at December 15, 2009 06:57 PM (UOM48)

157 Ye calle that poetrye?

Posted by: Zombie Chaucer at December 15, 2009 06:57 PM (a4TYb)

158 Now, I got me some Seagam's Gin,
Everybody got they cup, but ain't pitched in.

Posted by: Ace Doggy Dogg at December 15, 2009 07:02 PM (KVSUW)

159
How many loads must a man wolf down

Before you call him a man?

How many songs must a white guy play

Before he jams with the band?

Yes, 'n' how many times must the lizards try

Before they're forever banned?

The answer, my friend, is bloggin' in the wind,

The answer is bloggin' in the wind.



Yes, 'n' How many years can a blogger exist

Before he retires to the sea?

Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
When lurkers read me for free?

Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his back,

and pretend that he just doesn't care?

The answer, my friend, is bloggin' in the wind,

The answer is bloggin' in the wind.



Yes, 'n' how many links must a man look up

Before he can photo the sky ?

Yes, 'n' how many updings must one man have

Before he can hear people cry?

Yes, 'n' how many bannings will it take till he knows

That too many people have left?

The answer, my friend, is bloggin' in the wind,

The answer is bloggin' in the wind.

Posted by: Ace Dylan at December 15, 2009 07:02 PM (sYxEE)

160 Well, its not as accomplished as your essay about your uneven testicles, but that wasn't too bad.

Posted by: Shannon at December 15, 2009 07:04 PM (niZOC)

161 I am blogger, hear me roar.

Posted by: Ace Reddy at December 15, 2009 07:05 PM (KVSUW)

162 Once upon a blogpost skeery, as I pondered weak and teary,
over many eggs and sperm of Palin and her daughter/whore.
As I nodded - nearly napping - suddenly there came a slapping
as if someone harshly whapping, whapping at my big head sore.
'Tis some commenter, I muttered, whapping at my big head sore.
Only this, and nothing more.

Posted by: Edgar Ace Poe at December 15, 2009 07:05 PM (92zkk)

163 I openly wept, and my cat scoffed at me. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: sybilll at December 15, 2009 07:06 PM (eROZ5)

164 Sacrilege!
Have ye not read St. Andrew's encyclical on the Sacrament of the Uterus? Do you not know the 95 Feces of Charles Luther Johnson - the very feces he stuck on the homepage of his own Holy Blog?
Repent, ye sinners!

Posted by: A Puritan of the Left-Center-Left at December 15, 2009 07:06 PM (7AOgy)

165

If I had a banhammer,
I'd banhammer in the mornin'
I'd banhammer in the ev'nin'
All over this land

Posted by: Ace Seeger at December 15, 2009 07:07 PM (sYxEE)

166 Poetry like that really makes me glad I munch carpet.

Posted by: Wanda Sykes at December 15, 2009 07:08 PM (KVSUW)

167 Oh, and I thought it was genius how you were able to work in a line about Sarah Palin's uterus. That was truly inspired.
You rang??

Posted by: Sarah Palin's uterus at December 15, 2009 07:09 PM (CH1cF)

168 171
me too.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at December 15, 2009 07:09 PM (KVSUW)

169

Oh lord it's hard to be humble,
When you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror,
I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be one helluva man
Oh lord it's hard to be humble,
But I'm doing the best that I can

Posted by: B+arack Ob+ama at December 15, 2009 07:09 PM (sYxEE)

170 Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --I took the one less traveled by,And that has made it possible for my dumb-ass co-blogger to spill the beans.

Posted by: Ace Frost at December 15, 2009 07:10 PM (7AOgy)

171 171
Me three.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at December 15, 2009 07:10 PM (KVSUW)

172 What's wrong with Andi?
He can't think straight with all that
semen in his head.

Posted by: Gran at December 15, 2009 07:10 PM (kmmbv)

173 @177
I've got my eye on you! You're cuttin' it close!

Posted by: Banhammer at December 15, 2009 07:14 PM (KVSUW)

174 171
Me four.

Posted by: Oprah Winfrey aka Okrah at December 15, 2009 07:15 PM (KVSUW)

175 I got a fevah baby........ and the only prescription is, more ace poetry.

Posted by: Blazer at December 15, 2009 06:52 PM (+FzLa)
Or some estrogen. Hot flashes are a bitch.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 15, 2009 07:21 PM (h/zKr)

176 Arnie is a putz
for slagging off Sarah P. --
Cali's down the tubes.

Posted by: Gran at December 15, 2009 07:21 PM (kmmbv)

177 171 Me Four

Posted by: Janet Reno at December 15, 2009 07:22 PM (OS2KR)

178 Will I get banned by
ace if I tell you that I
prefer the haikus?

Posted by: Y-not at December 15, 2009 07:23 PM (sey23)

179 171 Me Five

Posted by: Meredith Baxter at December 15, 2009 07:24 PM (kmmbv)

180 Meh.

Posted by: President B+ at December 15, 2009 07:24 PM (4iIhs)

181 171 Me Six

Posted by: Ellen Degeneres at December 15, 2009 07:27 PM (OS2KR)

182
Dark and lonely on a summer's night.

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Watchdog barking. Do he bite?

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Slip in his window. Break his neck.

Then his house I start to wreck.

Got no reason. What the heck?

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

C-I-L my land lord!

Posted by: ace green at December 15, 2009 07:29 PM (+FzLa)

183 162
Ye calle that poetrye?


Posted by: Zombie Chaucer at December 15, 2009 06:57 PM (a4TYb)

lol

Posted by: ace kilmer at December 15, 2009 07:30 PM (F+U5/)

184 whoops

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 07:30 PM (F+U5/)

185 What in the Universe is going on here?

Posted by: Optimus Ace at December 15, 2009 07:32 PM (KVSUW)

186 Tried to translate some Blake into Moron-ese and discovered, ummm..it's really hard.
Failure -
I'm sure someone else is up to the challenge.

Posted by: Poetic Injustice at December 15, 2009 07:32 PM (T0ga9)

187 Me seven if any woman would let me get near her snatch.

Posted by: Jeaneane Garafolo at December 15, 2009 07:34 PM (KVSUW)

188 That right there is some awesome poetry.

Posted by: Ace D'oh at December 15, 2009 07:34 PM (UOM48)

189 so much depends

upon


a furry
ewok




glazed with val-

u-rite


beside the dead

hobos.

Posted by: William Ace Williams at December 15, 2009 07:34 PM (sey23)

190 SchwarzenKennedy
has run Cali off the cliff --
so goes America?

Posted by: Gran at December 15, 2009 07:35 PM (kmmbv)

191 Blogosphere. Ready for conquering. Forever.

Posted by: Ace Star Screen at December 15, 2009 07:35 PM (KVSUW)

192 The blog comes
on little cat feet.

It sits waiting
for the morons and trolls
on silent haunches
and then bans all.

Posted by: Ace Sandburg at December 15, 2009 07:39 PM (sey23)

193 Life is sad, life is a bust,
All you can do is ban who you must
You ban who you must ban
And you do it well
I ban them for Gabe, honey baby can't you tell?

Posted by: Ace Dylan at December 15, 2009 07:43 PM (sey23)

194 Ban!
I'm gonna live forever!
Ban!
I'm gonna learn how to fly!

Posted by: Ace Cara at December 15, 2009 07:45 PM (KVSUW)

195 137 No, no, no ! My mistake, I should have prefaced ... the girl needs to be a skank.
Posted by: FURPC at December 15, 2009 06:30 PM (ZJ6KO)

Did you look in her bucket? 'Nuff said.

Wait a minute, that doesn't even rhyme ... but I'll give it an American Bandstand 7! Cuz it's a good dance song.

Posted by: FURPC at December 15, 2009 07:46 PM (ZJ6KO)

196 Me eight. I have a serious identity crisis.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 15, 2009 07:47 PM (KVSUW)

197 Me nine. Men find me utterly repulsive.

Posted by: Leftist woman at December 15, 2009 07:48 PM (KVSUW)

198 Dems are fighting Dems
Over health care and taxes.
Twenty-ten will rock.

Posted by: Gran at December 15, 2009 07:53 PM (kmmbv)

199 Go not gently in that squeekhole.
Fight to stuff it all in
In each hand, jerking a pole
money shot of old mens Gin

Posted by: andi1200ace at December 15, 2009 07:54 PM (dUR2C)

200 Law Order sucks.
Once a great show, now only
Libs' propaganda.

Posted by: Gran at December 15, 2009 07:56 PM (kmmbv)

201 MamaDude put my pecker in the tranny
I'm too fat to see it anymore,
Slap me silly and call me manny
Fuckin blogger, more like an eyore

Posted by: Dylanace1200 at December 15, 2009 07:58 PM (dUR2C)

202 Once I wrote shit like the Iliad
Now stoned with a head full of jizz
Admitting I'm an asshole is sad
But there is a Uterus, I must quiz.

Posted by: HomerACE1200 at December 15, 2009 08:05 PM (dUR2C)

203 Trig is not her son
I know this to be the case --
oh look! more semen!

Posted by: Sulli-San at December 15, 2009 08:08 PM (kmmbv)

204 There once was a man from New York
Who blogged about hobos and pork.
His commenters cried
With a gleam in their eyes
"There are squeakholes that need to be dorked!"

Posted by: joncelli at December 15, 2009 08:11 PM (Ko4Av)

205 Ghost bloggers are here
so that I can have time to
pull pubes from my teeth.

Posted by: Sulli-San at December 15, 2009 08:18 PM (kmmbv)

206 My photos are good!
Not my fault no one gets my
love of the banal.

Posted by: Chuckles-san at December 15, 2009 08:22 PM (kmmbv)

207 so much depends

upon


a furryewok


glazed with val-

u-rite

beside the dead

hobos.

Posted by: William Ace Williams at December 15, 2009 07:34 PM (sey23)

WINNAR

Posted by: aced it at December 15, 2009 08:31 PM (b0sdZ)

208 Dammit, meant to italics the whole thing

Posted by: it's an ace thang at December 15, 2009 08:32 PM (b0sdZ)

209 On tonight's menu: Red velvet cake with cream cheese icing.

Posted by: Ace of Cakes at December 15, 2009 08:37 PM (KVSUW)

210 Warm fire burning
Snow is falling
Plate of cookies
Awaiting sound of reindeer hoofies..
sadly disappointed.

Posted by: MPFS, Holiday Fish Stick at December 15, 2009 09:00 PM (PBGAP)

211 I'm a jd, phd, dr, climactic whatevah, and demand that all of you morons agree that this is just a stupid, non-peer-reviewed, stupid, because it's moronic, unsubstantiated, not proved in the negative, poem that is not worth your time so don't read it, don't even look at it. So there. Plus its stupid.

Posted by: jumpininhere at December 15, 2009 09:24 PM (DkPYM)

212 Hmmmm.

@ Ace

Such euclid-ity drives from me my muse to thuse thusly:

See me!
Hear me!
Touch me!
Inappropriately!

Thank you.

Posted by: memomachine at December 15, 2009 09:30 PM (/+tPT)

213 Thanks for giving us
morons this forum for fun.
Merry Christmas, Ace.

Posted by: Gran at December 15, 2009 09:41 PM (kmmbv)

214 A single neuron
Blinking dimly
Golems
In the shadow
Typing
Creepy man
Creepy ways
Golems typing
Lifeless digits
Grind Sully's stone
Make Sully's bread
Lifeless
Life

Posted by: Beto at December 15, 2009 09:56 PM (+CLh/)

215 Pulled that out of nowhere

Posted by: Ace in the hole (the other hole) at December 15, 2009 10:12 PM (eA3tl)

216 Yargh - I missed the instalanche!

Marvelous poem. Bravo! /applaud

mac :]

Posted by: macbrooks at December 15, 2009 10:19 PM (aKb5r)

217 It reads best if Shatners' style is applied.

Posted by: Corona at December 16, 2009 09:08 AM (woZIc)

218 Blogga, justbanned a manPut ahammer 'gainst his headClickedmy mouse,his IP'sdead
Blogga,the threadhad just begun,But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Blogga, oooh!Didn't mean to make you cryIf I don't postagain this time tomorrowStill logon,still logon as if nothing really matters...
Too late, myinstalanche has comeSendspackets down my spineModem'saching all the timeGoodbye, co-bloggersI've got to goGotta leave you all behind and face the truth
BLOGGA, OO-OO-OOH! (Anyway, this thread blows)I don't want to dieSometimes wish I'd never beentrolled at all...

Posted by: hobohemian rhapsody? at December 16, 2009 12:00 PM (XiVKO)

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Has anyone experienced this same problem or is there anyone who could illuminate me as to what I can do to connect to DM from my PC.
I have exhausted all options.
ThanksI've occasionally come across something like this, but clicking the 'ZAP' button is usually enough to load the channel list.
Loading is slow in any case, but it seems to just be a case the the connection sometimes times out before the page is fully loaded.
Have you tried a more recent version of Gemini? (Be carefull which image you load if you have a clone box.)
I clicked ZAP a thousand times by now but I am still getting everything on screen except the channel list.
Compufunk what is this thing you mentioned of connection timeout and how can I check if this is happening or net?
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Yes you are right HB13DISH. Although I posted that reply I decided to have a try with a direct connection. I used my laptop to try and connect directly to DM but with no success. Now its either I did not connect the two properly or else there is a problem.
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Well I am lost and dont know what else to try. Perhaps I am doomed not to use the web interface
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