Overnight Open Thread - Caturday Edition (Mætenloch)
Welcome to another edition of CatSaturday. It's been such a boring day that I decided to go ahead and put the ONT up early before the sub-morons got restless and started breaking blog furniture.
Fellow AoSHQ Moron Christopher Taylor Has Published a Fantasy Novel Snowberry's Veil
We must not let Twilight get all the crazy book money so give it a look. You can buy it from Amazon here or direct from the publisher at a 55% discount.
Including one named after Chewbacca.
As well as the heartbreak of Goriasis. The Hot New Beauty Phenom: Chanel's Jade Nail Polish
Apparently bottles are going for $150+ on Ebay.
Comments
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 28, 2009 09:11 PM (dwwPD)
Posted by: David at November 28, 2009 09:13 PM (03GdM)
Posted by: 5Cats at November 28, 2009 09:14 PM (O5yP8)
Posted by: eman at November 28, 2009 09:15 PM (eSNGZ)
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 09:15 PM (otlXg)
Hell, how about I collect all my snot and mucus, liquefy it, and sell that as Jade nail polish? I'll only ask for $20 per small bottle, so it's a bargain.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 09:17 PM (otlXg)
Looks more like chartreuse to me.
If you're a dude, eman, (and I think you are), hand in your man card immediately. I didn't even know chartreuse was a color till now.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 09:18 PM (otlXg)
I'd have to look it up, but I think she owes you a live show of her having sex with the hot chick of your choice.
Someone with better command of Man Law could help out here.
Posted by: eman at November 28, 2009 09:18 PM (eSNGZ)
My Man Card burst into flames a long time ago.
Posted by: eman at November 28, 2009 09:20 PM (eSNGZ)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 09:21 PM (I3Udb)
I'd have to look it up, but I think she owes you a live show of her having sex with the hot chick of your choice.
LOL, fortunately, that wasn't my FML.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 09:21 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: George P. Burdell at November 28, 2009 09:22 PM (I3Udb)
I'm not a cat person but that one is very cute. And I'm going to say no on the green nail polish.
Posted by: Shannon at November 28, 2009 09:23 PM (niZOC)
My Man Card burst into flames a long time ago.
My condolences. But now at least all the unenlightened here know that chartreuse is a color.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 09:23 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 09:25 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 09:26 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: logprof
Too bad it's going to turn into a cat.
*ducks*
Posted by: eman at November 28, 2009 09:27 PM (eSNGZ)
Posted by: RushBabe at November 28, 2009 09:29 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: newser at November 28, 2009 09:29 PM (OBUuM)
Hi all!
I didn't plan to be around these parts tonight but eh, such is life. Guess I'll be drinking now too.
That nailpolish is fugly. I don't see that taking off like the Chanel 'Vamp' craze of 1994.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 09:29 PM (y02z4)
*channeling inner left-tard*
That's because she had a crack team write it. If Sarah had wrote it herself, it would have lots of pretty pictures and pages written out in crayon.
*Left-tard off*.
Seriously, somebody should get more retarded quotes from Obama's books and try to pawn them off as being in Sarah's book.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 09:31 PM (otlXg)
"That the world is warming is based on a range of sources: not only temperature records..."
The world is warming. Even if the temperature isn't rising.
Yes.
Read it here: http://tinyurl.com/ya7nb8x
Posted by: ak.bellerive at November 28, 2009 09:31 PM (YzxDF)
Oh, believe it dude. Even if the Earth is cooling, it's because it's warming up. I saw that movie The Day After Tomorrow. Roland Emmerich can't be wrong, can he?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 09:34 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 09:34 PM (y02z4)
Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs continues to have to address the Climategate scandal, even though he's been claiming all week that it is a completely phoney "nontroversy". Kinda funny. Anyway, in the comments of his latest post about the "nontroversy" he says this about Pajamas MEdia:
"Links to Pajamas Media are not welcome at LGF. They feature the writing of a white supremacist, and I won't allow links to them any more than I'd allow links to Stormfront."
So, that's Mr. Rational's assessment of Pjamas Media? That it's the equivalent of Stormfront, a neo-Nazi web site? LOL!
Isn't it time for the real story of Charles Johnson's departure from Pajamas Media to be told? What really went down, to cause him to go so far off the deep end?
Posted by: franticflintstone at November 28, 2009 09:34 PM (VGbp5)
Posted by: eman at November 28, 2009 09:36 PM (eSNGZ)
9 I was married for ten years and am divorced for over 15 years. - eman
Yup, I was married for 7, divorced now for 12 years, man-card removed by ex's lawyer...
Still have the cats tho!
Posted by: 5Cats at November 28, 2009 09:37 PM (O5yP8)
Posted by: Al at November 28, 2009 09:38 PM (0lyUI)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 09:38 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 09:38 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Def Leppard at November 28, 2009 09:40 PM (hIOnV)
Just goes to show that the Japs are just like Americans. If someone slipped LSD in our drinking water.
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 09:40 PM (QECjC)
Can't wait for 2010's big debut, especially if it is a cement shade that evokes "municipal toilets".
I think I'll stick to bubble gum/Barbie pink, thanks.
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at November 28, 2009 09:40 PM (KWhJd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 09:40 PM (y02z4)
Posted by: hutch1200 at November 28, 2009 09:41 PM (u+bxv)
Posted by: newser at November 28, 2009 09:41 PM (OBUuM)
Looks more like chartreuse to me.
Posted by: eman at November 28, 2009 09:15 PM (eSNGZ)
But how would they fit the woman singer in the little bottle?
OMG! Chanel 407 is Soylent Green!
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 09:42 PM (QECjC)
...or, say, jade.
Posted by: Just Another Cat at November 28, 2009 09:42 PM (/wrw/)
*ahem*
I wouldn't pay $150 for nail polish, even if I could. I'd be too busy buying small islands if I had that kind of scratch. Nail polish comes *after* world rule, not before. It's those little details that always trip up such promising villains. That, and monologueing. Monologuing? Monologue-ing? Screw it, I have to be at my sister's intervention in the morning. You know what I mean.
Posted by: Joanna at November 28, 2009 09:43 PM (kgPi6)
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at November 28, 2009 09:43 PM (eSNGZ)
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 28, 2009 09:43 PM (zzd8k)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 09:43 PM (I3Udb)
Because of my ManCard™
carved from granite- etched by diamond laser, then electro-plated in pure platinum
Posted by: Jones at November 28, 2009 09:43 PM (JL3qV)
Chartreuse
Posted by: Iskandar at November 28, 2009 09:44 PM (u1pln)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 09:44 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: 5Cats at November 28, 2009 09:44 PM (O5yP8)
Yeah, any cuter and I'd have to drop kick it way over into my neighbor's back yard.
Jeesh.
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 09:45 PM (QECjC)
I didn't plan to be around these parts tonight but eh, such is life. Guess I'll be drinking now too.
That nailpolish is fugly. I don't see that taking off like the Chanel 'Vamp' craze of 1994.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 09:29 PM (y02z4)
Its funny you should mention that because there has been many of times in my life I have never intended to be around lacey underalls. Never seems to work out though, I'm like a magnet or something.
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 09:45 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 28, 2009 09:45 PM (QECjC)
Jade is bluer and brighter than sage. It looks more like sage than jade.
And your right, chartreuse is right out.
Posted by: eman at November 28, 2009 09:45 PM (eSNGZ)
Well, he's a limousine marxist so yeah. And you just gave $2 to him, so shame on you.
Posted by: Iskandar at November 28, 2009 09:46 PM (u1pln)
Posted by: tdpwells at November 28, 2009 09:46 PM (Ei3oZ)
Posted by: Jones at November 28, 2009 09:47 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 28, 2009 09:47 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 09:47 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: eman at November 28, 2009 09:49 PM (eSNGZ)
Posted by: RushBabe at November 28, 2009 09:49 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 09:49 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at November 28, 2009 09:49 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 28, 2009 09:51 PM (x9VR4)
It's not sage which is darker. It's like a light seafoam. Regardless, it ain't going anywhere near my tootsies.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 09:53 PM (y02z4)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 09:54 PM (I3Udb)
>>..because self-respecting morons do not live upon Val-u-Rite alone.
Iskandar,
Guess I have no self respect
.Posted by: sickinmass at November 28, 2009 09:55 PM (g7J39)
I have to wonder about women who change their nail polish with their outfit. You can't to anything for like an hour, even with the quick-dry stuff. Where do they find the time?
Posted by: Joanna at November 28, 2009 09:55 PM (kgPi6)
(Nope, he really did offer them for sale earlier this month. I kid you not. I think they were $25 each.)
Put that together with all these annoying people mocking his Climate Change religion, finding out that the Kentucky census worker killed himself after insinuating for weeks that Glenn Beck/tea party fanatics did the deed, and yeah, he's a wee bit testy.
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at November 28, 2009 09:58 PM (KWhJd)
..because self-respecting morons do not live upon Val-u-Rite alone.
I've been on a pale ale and slivovitz diet the last week.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 09:59 PM (x++TB)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 28, 2009 09:59 PM (g7J39)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:04 PM (gofDd)
OK. You folks need to keep sending me money I dont get out much anymore.
(toothless crack whores) dont inspire me anymore, but what a great time that was. One Hundred Million Thousand should do the trick, tho. LOL.
Posted by: Jimmy Swaggart at November 28, 2009 10:04 PM (An6hN)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 10:04 PM (QECjC)
Yes, logprof it was great!
Really all we really need to know about Obama are not the words in his book, but the fact that he wrote two memoirs while being a virtual unknown. Who does that??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 10:05 PM (y02z4)
Posted by: LGF Blogger at November 28, 2009 10:06 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: Joanna at November 28, 2009 10:06 PM (kgPi6)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 28, 2009 09:51 PM (x9VR4)
Never mind her feet, her back must be dying from those implants she's lugging around.
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 10:07 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 10:04 PM (QECjC)
I would have figured she was rooting for VT today since they looked like a bunch of Chinese dishwashers with their totally white uniforms on.
Sorry rum, had to do it.
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 10:07 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: AngelEm at November 28, 2009 10:08 PM (HCxZ0)
Posted by: LGF Blogger at November 28, 2009 10:06 PM (V9SYy)
Speak for yourself. I'm a Czech supremacist, white boy.
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 10:08 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Alan Glines at November 28, 2009 10:08 PM (gG3aH)
Speak for yourself. I'm a Czech supremacist, white boy.
And all the girls say your pretty fly....for a Czech guy.
Posted by: The Offsprings at November 28, 2009 10:11 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: Joanna at November 28, 2009 10:12 PM (kgPi6)
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 28, 2009 10:13 PM (a/Up/)
28 To properly appreciate Caturday, you need to spend some time with the graphically-challenged game Dwarf Fortress. (Bing turns up the right links.)
Posted by: Al at November 28, 2009 09:38 PM (0lyUI)
Bad Al! Posting about an OCD-Magnet game and not giving us morons a link!
Game: http://tinyurl.com/j2b6d
Wiki: http://tinyurl.com/ygs54zk
Posted by: 5Cats at November 28, 2009 10:17 PM (O5yP8)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 28, 2009 10:17 PM (ZH1LJ)
41 I love penis.
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 28, 2009 09:43 PM (zzd8k)
And now you know why he is my favorite President, we agree on so much.
Posted by: Andy Sullivan at November 28, 2009 10:17 PM (V9SYy)
Hey, peoplez. Found a moment to spare, but shift's almost over anyway. See ya's on Sunday.
Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at November 28, 2009 10:18 PM (SMqnS)
Driving on US 1 in North Palm Beach this afternoon and spied a Florida vanity plate that read B FRANK.
Pulled alongside to see what kind of asshole would have that plate, and the guy has obviously had a lot of other gawkers because he flipped me off.
No, I didn't return the flip, but laughed and his wife/girlfriend/skrunt also flipped me off. Liberalism at its blooming best. Assholes-a-go-go!
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:18 PM (6mfq0)
Posted by: Jimmy Swaggart at November 28, 2009 10:19 PM (An6hN)
Posted by: KSM at November 28, 2009 10:20 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:21 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: KSM at November 28, 2009 10:21 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: toby928 at November 28, 2009 10:22 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: Alan Glines
Poetry and TV writing gig not paying enough?
Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2009 10:22 PM (vtuZz)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 28, 2009 10:22 PM (ZH1LJ)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 28, 2009 10:23 PM (V9SYy)
M Monroe.... dead, but still fucking hot
31 - I agree........ some other variant of cat would be better
66 - don't underestimate the power of the bear....... kamchatka
3.0 or bust.............
Posted by: bent possibly broken at November 28, 2009 10:23 PM (HgmO3)
Your all bigots, says me
Not only will I determine who is a bigot, Jimmy, I will also tell you who is, and is not, black.
Posted by: Rev. J. Jackson at November 28, 2009 10:24 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:24 PM (gofDd)
I saw a Code Pink sticker on a Honda Odyssey to day at the Harris Ranch restaurant in Fresno today. There was also an Obama08 sticker and a "War is not working" sticker on the car.
I saw a Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac.
Posted by: Don Henley at November 28, 2009 10:25 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:18 PM (6mfq0)
Oh, Fish, priceless! Did he have the testicles hanging from the rear bumper? That would have been the complete package!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 10:26 PM (B7kqx)
Just got home from my sisters open house. Lots of driving today, but it's always good to spend time with family
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2009 10:26 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: The Ataris at November 28, 2009 10:27 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:28 PM (gofDd)
Did he have the testicles hanging from the rear bumper?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 10:26 PM (B7kqx)
Sorry to disappoint with no testicular swing action, but would his mating with a butt-ugly chick suffice?
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:28 PM (6mfq0)
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2009 10:28 PM (hA5JK)
>>"War is not working" sticker
No, that ain't working/That's the way to do it/Hajjis for fragging and your chicks for free
Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at November 28, 2009 10:28 PM (SMqnS)
Posted by: The Ataris at November 28, 2009 10:28 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: KSM at November 28, 2009 10:29 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:21 PM (gofDd)
Oh fuck, your not one of the Shaolin are you? I didn't think of that.
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 10:29 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 28, 2009 10:30 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 10:30 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 10:31 PM (x++TB)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 10:31 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at November 28, 2009 10:32 PM (SMqnS)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 10:32 PM (x++TB)
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2009 10:32 PM (hA5JK)
I saw those things once, driving behind a pickup with my Mom. Talk about uncomfortable moments!
Posted by: KSM at November 28, 2009 10:29 PM (QECjC)
Have you noticed that vehicles sporting the testicles many times also have the little boy urinating on the Chevrolet bow tie logo? Or Ford logo?
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:32 PM (6mfq0)
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 28, 2009 10:33 PM (a/Up/)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 28, 2009 10:33 PM (cBeTr)
Have you noticed that vehicles sporting the testicles many times also have the little boy urinating on the Chevrolet bow tie logo? Or Ford logo?
I have a urinary problem - get over it, o.k.?
Posted by: Calvin at November 28, 2009 10:33 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: Joanna at November 28, 2009 10:34 PM (kgPi6)
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:28 PM (6mfq0)
Well of course his life partner is a liberal chick so really it's the same thing, right?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 10:34 PM (B7kqx)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:35 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: toby928 at November 28, 2009 10:35 PM (PD1tk)
I can see why, given that you don't get see many oases in that part of Tartarus where you normally reside.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 10:35 PM (otlXg)
I saw those things once, driving behind a pickup with my Mom. Talk about uncomfortable moments!
Posted by: KSM at November 28, 2009 10:29 PM (QECjC)
Have you ever seen someone wearing a T-shirt with such an inappropriate comment or icon you felt embarrassed for wearer?
I recently saw a young girl wearing "Will Work for Sex."
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:35 PM (6mfq0)
If the Shaolin fight like they did in the Mortal Kombat movies, you don't have much to worry about.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 10:36 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: KSM at November 28, 2009 10:36 PM (QECjC)
1/6th of the way there, who's hanging around for the devil post?
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 10:32 PM (x++TB)
At this rate it won't get there until 6am. I'm out.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 10:36 PM (B7kqx)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:37 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 10:37 PM (I3Udb)
No real point - just needless filler to get to the devil post before 6 am
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 28, 2009 10:37 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 28, 2009 10:38 PM (cBeTr)
Weren't the Shaolin also bad guys in the second Tomb Raider movies?
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:38 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Iskandar at November 28, 2009 10:38 PM (u1pln)
How ya doing?
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2009 10:32 PM (hA5JK)
--Just finished chatting with the missus, am sipping booze and listening to Christmas tunes.
All is well with the world.
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 10:38 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 10:38 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:38 PM (gofDd)
I dunno. Who here was dumb enough to watch the second Tomb Raider movie?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 10:39 PM (otlXg)
At this rate it won't get there until 6am. I'm out.
Awww c'mon, it's only cuz of the football, games'll be over soon.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 10:39 PM (x++TB)
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:35 PM (6mfq0)
Yes. People wearing shirts that say "Yes We Did".
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 10:39 PM (B7kqx)
--------------
When I was in 10th grade, my mom went to visit her mother (who lived on other side of the country) and brought us back souvenirs. Mine was a t-shirt that said "be kind to animals; kiss a beaver".
She had no clue.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2009 10:39 PM (LD+ZJ)
Well of course his life partner is a liberal chick so really it's the same thing, right?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 10:34 PM (B7kqx)
Ah yes, in the proud tradition of desirability and sexual attractiveness of such liberal women as Barbara McCluskey, Barbra Streisand, and Barney Frank.
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:40 PM (6mfq0)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 10:39 PM (x++TB)
You know the magic word
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 10:40 PM (B7kqx)
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:35 PM (6mfq0)
Yes. People wearing shirts that say "Yes We Did".
Or the T-shirt wearers that have teh Won's image plastered on the front and back.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:40 PM (gofDd)
I watched it for Gerard Butler. Mmm, rippling biceps...
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:41 PM (gofDd)
I recently saw a young girl wearing "Will Work for Sex."
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:35 PM (6mfq0)
--Yeah, 99% of them in People of Walmart
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 10:41 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 10:36 PM (otlXg)
Sweet. I was hoping she was going to sneak through my window with the piano wire to cuddle.
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 10:42 PM (+FzLa)
I take it you saw New Moon for that too, eh?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 10:42 PM (otlXg)
Ah yes, in the proud tradition of desirability and sexual attractiveness of such liberal women as Barbara McCluskey, Barbra Streisand, and Barney Frank.
Don't forget about me!
Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 28, 2009 10:43 PM (V9SYy)
Mommy must have been SO proud of her little god.
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 10:43 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 28, 2009 10:44 PM (a/Up/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 10:46 PM (QECjC)
--Yeah, 99% of them in People of Walmart
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 10:41 PM (I3Udb)
At Walmart I'm particularly enamored with the rather rotund butts on those 300 pound women who insist on wearing Spandex. Water buffalo have similar butts, but don't shop at Walmart or wear Spandex.
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:46 PM (6mfq0)
Posted by: toby928 at November 28, 2009 10:46 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 10:48 PM (B7kqx)
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 28, 2009 10:48 PM (a/Up/)
Oh, don't get me started on the idiocy of sparkling vampires. I have nothing but vitriolic hatred for Twilight and its ilk. Robert Pattison's pasty whiteness looks sickly, not attractive.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:48 PM (gofDd)
At Walmart I'm particularly enamored with the rather rotund butts on those 300 pound women who insist on wearing Spandex. Water buffalo have similar butts, but don't shop at Walmart or wear Spandex.
And are either wearing a shirt 2 sizes too small or, in the summer time (shudders) tube tops.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 28, 2009 10:49 PM (V9SYy)
A very unique but rude T-shirt on a young boy at the grocery store was PHOQUE YOU! Mothers little angel?
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:49 PM (6mfq0)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 10:49 PM (x++TB)
I'm somewhat confused by the sweatpants with the logo PINK printed across the ass. It just sounds wrong.
Posted by: Iskandar at November 28, 2009 10:50 PM (u1pln)
The best was when we had our almost weekly fire alarm in the dorm and he was so drunk that when we returned to the building he got off the elevator on the wrong floor and an RA who knew him had to bring him back to our room. The T-shirt he had on read, "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person"
Some good times back then. Fuck high school: college had memories I enjoy recalling again and again.
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 10:50 PM (I3Udb)
blah blah two guys say they were stripped and beaten . . .
The accounts could not be independently substantiated. But in successive, on-the-record interviews, the teenagers presented a detailed, consistent portrait suggesting that the abusive treatment of suspected insurgents has in some cases continued under the Obama administration, despite steps that President Obama has said would put an end to the harsh interrogation practices authorized by the Bush administration after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.
Posted by: arhooley at November 28, 2009 10:50 PM (GKXA7)
It's been increasingly eye searing to go to Disneyland or Disney World during the summer because of the increasing heft of the visitors.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:51 PM (gofDd)
I have to say that the "People of Walmart" site is really funny for about fifteen minutes, and then you find yourself wanting to hit the people who write it.
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 28, 2009 10:48 PM (a/Up/)
I disagree. Some of the captions there are ace-worthy, but I agree, I have never seen anything over there I would ever hit....except with a car or a baseball bat.
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 10:51 PM (+FzLa)
NO! It cannot be said during foobaw games!
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 10:49 PM (x++TB)
Clearly we're not talking about the same word. Mine goes perfect with a game: DRINK! Sigh. You don't know me at all Dang Straights- not in the least!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 10:51 PM (B7kqx)
The accounts could not be independently substantiated. But in successive, on-the-record interviews
You mean, like they were reading from a script, or have been coached on what to say to reporters at every opportunity? Perish the thought.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 10:52 PM (x++TB)
I know Victoria's Secret launched that line to get the college girls set in to buy less expensive lingerie, but I'm seeing high schoolers and even some middle schoolers wearing that stuff. It's starting to disturb me. I shop at Victoria's Secret, but I don't buy anything that says PINK on it.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:53 PM (gofDd)
Clearly we're not talking about the same word. Mine goes perfect with a game: DRINK! Sigh. You don't know me at all Dang Straights- not in the least!
Oh. Thought were talking about the 's' word. I've been playing the Musburger Drinking Game since the Stanford game started.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 10:53 PM (x++TB)
Watch those pasty white cracks, rummy. It's almost December and I'm getting pastier by the hour :-(
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 10:53 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:54 PM (6mfq0)
Kind of. I saw one T-shirt for a woman's college basketball team a long time ago with the logo "We like to come up from behind" (or something like that). I don't know if the double entendre was deliberate or not.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 10:54 PM (otlXg)
Sounds cribbed from 'Full Metal Jacket' so I have to give them an F- on originality.
Posted by: Iskandar at November 28, 2009 10:54 PM (u1pln)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2009 10:54 PM (xCBQ4)
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 28, 2009 10:54 PM (a/Up/)
Come to sunny California! You can get a tan and we need the tourist dollars. And more conservatives!
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:55 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:55 PM (6mfq0)
Same here.
Although Apparently Mortis loves the sweatpants that have stuff written on them. He always says it gives men a good reason to be caught staring at chicks asses... which is basically the same reason why I never bought any pants with writing on the ass - too much of a reason to have strangers staring at my ass.
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2009 10:56 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:56 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: arhooley at November 28, 2009 10:56 PM (GKXA7)
Once you know your days of the week, you are too old to be wearing panties with the days of the week written on them.
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2009 10:57 PM (hA5JK)
I first saw the woman's sweatpants and shorts with words on the ass in college. I felt so wrong wanting to read them because if was I seen trying to read what some of these words are, I would be accused of just staring at their bums. Also, many of said sweatpants and shorts were worn on the athletic women, so they were probably nice bums too.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 10:57 PM (otlXg)
Could be like Anthropologie that has that the 'Free People' brand that is sold to stores other than their main ones.
Posted by: Iskandar at November 28, 2009 10:57 PM (u1pln)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 10:57 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 28, 2009 10:48 PM (a/Up/)
--I agree. The photos are so self-evidently funny that they really need no captions.
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 10:57 PM (I3Udb)
Only if it's Saturday.
Posted by: toby928 at November 28, 2009 10:58 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 10:55 PM (gofDd)
You'd do us more of a solid if you escaped that horrid place and helped turn a purple state red. Its Atzlan Welfare Wonderland over there. Face it, its gone.
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 10:58 PM (+FzLa)
Does anyone believe it strange for a 36-year old lady to wear panties labeled "Tuesday"?
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:55 PM (6mfq0)
Nope. Unless it's Thursday and then you def. have a serious problem on your hands.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 10:58 PM (B7kqx)
too much of a reason to have strangers staring at my ass.
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2009 10:56 PM (hA5JK)
Static asses are of less importance than the shapely squiggly asses being propelled by high heel shoes. Varoooooom!
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 10:58 PM (6mfq0)
Yes, unless the woman has early-onset Alzheimers and can't remember which day of the week it's okay to have sex.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 28, 2009 10:58 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: toby928 at November 28, 2009 10:58 PM (PD1tk)
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They'd probably ask for more.
Posted by: arhooley at November 28, 2009 10:58 PM (GKXA7)
My personal best worn while shopping: swim trunks (dry) under an old button-down shirt with a frayed collar. Apparently from certain angles you couldn't tell I was wearing pants at all.
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 28, 2009 10:59 PM (a/Up/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 10:59 PM (QECjC)
Ooooh! Come to CT rum! We are a purple state and we need more normal people! Plus, you could put those snow boots you bought to good use!
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2009 10:59 PM (hA5JK)
Only if she's in her forties and calls herself PGIS.
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 10:59 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 11:03 PM (B7kqx)
Also good times.
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:03 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 11:04 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: arhooley at November 28, 2009 10:56 PM (GKXA7)
May I suggest a "Conservatives 4 Palin" polo shirt, available at the C4P website? It's suitable for Tea Party going, healthcare protesting and leisure wear.
Posted by: RushBabe at November 28, 2009 11:04 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: lookingforsomethintodo at November 28, 2009 11:04 PM (3B9oP)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 11:05 PM (x++TB)
Posted by: Iskandar at November 28, 2009 11:05 PM (u1pln)
And by the right setting I mean at home and if you're of legal age.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 11:03 PM (B7kqx)
Sounds like a perfect opportunity to snort a line of coke off a good looking chicks ass.
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 11:05 PM (6mfq0)
But the weather is so good here! I'm not moving anywhere that it snows heavily. So in the running are TX and FL. Maybe SC. I know I have the awesome snow boots, but they will be used for visiting in snow, not living in.
If we could just round up the liberals and toss them into the Marianas trench CA would be awesome.
Although, there are a lot of signs along I-5 that say "Congress Created Dust Bowl." The farmers aren't happy that they're losing their jobs because of a stupid fish. Food prices are going to skyrocket. The hardest hit are the Mexican farm workers because with no water there's no crops and no crops means no jobs, but the legislature--read Dems--don't care.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:06 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:06 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 11:06 PM (x++TB)
Most the Windam county is red, many areas around the sub base in Groton are red, but mostly we are considered to be a purple state because we tend to elect Republicans for state offices (like Governors) and Dems for Senators/congressman.
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2009 11:06 PM (hA5JK)
Sounds like a perfect opportunity to snort a line of coke off a good looking chicks ass.
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 11:05 PM (6mfq0)
--Good to meet you too!
Posted by: Ashley Biden at November 28, 2009 11:06 PM (I3Udb)
Pretty much. It's annoying in that manner. Meaning, we've lost the idea of things private and things public.
Sexy's done. Bring shame back.
Posted by: Iskandar at November 28, 2009 11:07 PM (u1pln)
117 Marilyn Monroe... it also struck me that she probably wouldn't get in the door at any modeling agency or even porn studio today. Yet she was just about the sexiest woman ever, both on film and in person. - Trimegistus
Ain't that the truth! Also consider Mae West:
Makes me stand up and take notice!!
(I think they'd both do well in porn these days, lolz!)
Posted by: 5Cats at November 28, 2009 11:08 PM (O5yP8)
Every school has those logprof!
The dilemma comes into play when you're no longer a student--is it acceptable to wear those??
Probably not. Then again, I also use my law school student id to get a discount at movies. Shhhhh.....!! (it has no expiration date. as long as I keep the same hair color I think I can get away with it! bawhahahahhaha!)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 11:08 PM (B7kqx)
I have seen some truly horrnedous Obama t-shirts. His face on a one hundered dollar bill, surrounded with rhinestones. Another had Obama, Tupac and Biggie on Mt. Rushmore. But this is one of my favorites.
Posted by: crystal at November 28, 2009 11:08 PM (KVSUW)
Good to meet you too!
Posted by: Ashley Biden at November 28, 2009 11:06 PM (I3Udb)
Sorry Assley, the qualifier was 'good looking', and the last time I saw you at Katie's with Joe, I though you were his private hooker. Sorry.
Posted by: Fish at November 28, 2009 11:09 PM (6mfq0)
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2009 11:10 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 11:10 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: ushie at November 28, 2009 11:11 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 11:11 PM (QECjC)
Although, there are a lot of signs along I-5 that say "Congress Created Dust Bowl." The farmers aren't happy that they're losing their jobs because of a stupid fish. Food prices are going to skyrocket. The hardest hit are the Mexican farm workers because with no water there's no crops and no crops means no jobs, but the legislature--read Dems--don't care.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:06 PM (gofDd)
My suggestion is Virginia if you would like a more freer state. But Texas it is then.
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 11:12 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 28, 2009 11:12 PM (cBeTr)
Every school has those logprof!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 11:08 PM (B7kqx)
--True now, but in 1995 it was new to me!
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:12 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Joanna at November 28, 2009 11:13 PM (kgPi6)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:13 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:13 PM (I3Udb)
Good night everyone.
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2009 11:10 PM (hA5JK)
Liz, be good girl and get well. Say hi to Mortis for me and make him a fuckin' sammich.
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 11:14 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: Iskandar at November 28, 2009 11:14 PM (u1pln)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 11:14 PM (B7kqx)
Blazer, you're near/around Richmond, right? I'd considered VA because I like DC, but it snows in DC. How's the weather farther south?
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:15 PM (gofDd)
I have seen some truly horrnedous Obama t-shirts. His face on a one hundered dollar bill, surrounded with rhinestones. Another had Obama, Tupac and Biggie on Mt. Rushmore. But this is one of my favorites.
Posted by: crystal at November 28, 2009 11:08 PM (KVSUW)
--I do believe the DNC was misquoted. It should read, "The breakout hit of the muthafuckin' summer"
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:16 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 11:16 PM (x++TB)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:15 PM (gofDd)
--I'll tell ya this: It never snows and sticks before Christmas in Norfolk, and last year it did not snow and stick at all!
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:17 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Iskandar at November 28, 2009 11:14 PM (u1pln)
I like my name though, not too many people named Rex in the world....sadly, they all work in gas stations all across the world
Posted by: fartbubble at November 28, 2009 11:17 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 11:17 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:18 PM (I3Udb)
Roger wouldn't give me paid time off to ride my bicycle, and he wouldn't recommend a coffee table book of my awesome photography to his publisher. He also locked away the sharp eating utensils whenever I visited his house.
Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at November 28, 2009 11:18 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: katya at November 28, 2009 11:18 PM (sHqiq)
Posted by: RushBabe at November 28, 2009 11:18 PM (LKkE8)
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heehee, RushBabe, that would be SO double-whammy.
Posted by: arhooley at November 28, 2009 11:20 PM (GKXA7)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:21 PM (gofDd)
Blazer, you're near/around Richmond, right? I'd considered VA because I like DC, but it snows in DC. How's the weather farther south?
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:15 PM (gofDd)
We only have cumalitive snows here about once every five years. Other than that its quite moderate as far as temps go. And even if we get snow, it only sticks for about a day before we get tired of it. Seriously, boat rides up and down the James while firing weapons on me if you ever decide to move here.
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 11:21 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: katya at November 28, 2009 11:21 PM (sHqiq)
just got home fromt he Penguins v Rangers game. it was great. there was a Whitey Ford moment. Crosby had a hat trick the same night they gave out free hats. there were at least 5000 hats on the ice.
good times
Posted by: Ben at November 28, 2009 11:22 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 11:22 PM (B7kqx)
Posted by: LGF Blogger at November 28, 2009 10:06 PM (V9SYy)
Speak for yourself. I'm a Czech supremacist, white boy.
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 10:08 PM
This check is cancelled. I bid you au revoir
Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at November 28, 2009 11:23 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:24 PM (I3Udb)
201 Can anyone tell me how to find the 2girls1cup video. Please hurry. Emergency!
Thanks
Posted by: lookingforsomethintodo at November 28, 2009 11:04 PM (3B9oP)
Did you swallow poison? Just stick your finger down your throat.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2009 11:25 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:25 PM (I3Udb)
Funniest are Stop Global Warming stickers on Lincoln Navigators
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2009 11:25 PM (sYxEE)
@ 227...McLovin!!!
Posted by: crystal at November 28, 2009 11:25 PM (KVSUW)
Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2009 11:26 PM (sey23)
SWEET!
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:27 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2009 11:26 PM (sey23)
Well, duh. After Barry O showed up!
Posted by: RushBabe at November 28, 2009 11:28 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 11:28 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 28, 2009 11:28 PM (g7J39)
Sorry to hear that your friend went through PublishAmerica to get his book out. If you happen to keep up with the publishing industry, you know that they are a known scam operator. Just Google PublishAmerica and see what nasty things come up. Here's a good overview about PublishAmerica at the Washington Post http://tinyurl.com/3oq2e
All first time authors or would-be-writers are advised to avoid PublishAmerica and other vanity presses. Many good but naive people have been taken by these outfits. Go the traditional route, ie write and send query letters to legit agents and publishing houses and learn about the publishing process.
Posted by: TheJane at November 28, 2009 11:28 PM (FFDEd)
And "No Blood for Oil" on all SUVs.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:29 PM (gofDd)
--I do believe the DNC was misquoted. It should read, "The breakout hit of the muthafuckin' summer"
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:16 PM (I3Udb)
You got that right! I have a question...I looked up this Charles Johnson person, and went to his site. I am confused..is he a conserative? He comes off as an insane person, who is not aware that he is insane. Am I right?
Posted by: crystal at November 28, 2009 11:29 PM (KVSUW)
Also I don't wanna spend the holidays dismembered in a ditch outside Duluth. You can't be too careful with this crowd.
Posted by: Joanna at November 28, 2009 11:29 PM (kgPi6)
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 28, 2009 11:30 PM (a/Up/)
'You around?
How about our sucky Redskins hire Charlie Weiss?
He fits with our high price, low performance strategy.
Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2009 11:30 PM (sey23)
SWEET!
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:27 PM (gofDd)
Or the Mattaponi, Pamunkey, Chickahominy or the York. Your choice.
I'll fish, you shoot.
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 11:30 PM (+FzLa)
LOL. I confess, I just learned how to work a washing machine this year. *ducks head in shame*
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:30 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Joanna at November 28, 2009 11:30 PM (kgPi6)
Posted by: Blazer at November 28, 2009 11:31 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:32 PM (gofDd)
I'm betting some of these comments are from Morons.
Posted by: RushBabe at November 28, 2009 11:18 PMAoSHQ is listed as a source...
Posted by: jcjimi at November 28, 2009 11:32 PM (KSTc+)
No Dithering Around...Obama orders full review of party crashers. But not Climategate. Ha!
Posted by: crystal at November 28, 2009 11:32 PM (KVSUW)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 28, 2009 11:28 PM (g7J39)
That had to be written by the same crew that did the care tag on a lobster shirt (big, baggy button down to wear over bathing suit) I got when we lived in Hawaii. I did a double take the first time I went to wash it. It said, "For best results, wash in warm water and tumble dry gently. For not so good results, drag behind car through mud puddles.
Posted by: RushBabe at November 28, 2009 11:33 PM (LKkE8)
I think what really had to freak the Kos Kidz out was Obama's promise that every American would have a job.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2009 11:33 PM (sYxEE)
Charlie Weiss may still get to lose a bottom tier bowl game.
If he's lucky. But let's wish him well in his future NFL endeavors. He's a real nice guy and a class act. SARC/OFF
Posted by: gus at November 28, 2009 11:33 PM (MaqIC)
I have something written on my pants.
Posted by: sickinmass at November 28, 2009 11:28 PM (g7J39)
Give it to your wife-it's her job. Outstanding!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 11:33 PM (B7kqx)
Oh gee whiz, trust me: the only thing I would try to impale you with would be a "friendly weapon," so to speak.
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 11:33 PM (QECjC)
Otherwise, The bird season is nigh, butt-horn!
Posted by: Sporadic Small Arms Fire at November 28, 2009 11:34 PM (MBxH4)
Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2009 11:35 PM (sey23)
You got that right! I have a question...I looked up this Charles Johnson person, and went to his site. I am confused..is he a conserative? He comes off as an insane person, who is not aware that he is insane. Am I right?
Posted by: crystal at November 28, 2009 11:29 PM (KVSUW)
--He had a (temporary) change of heart after 9/11 --see his pre-9/11 posts for contrast. What I want to know is when did he revert? Did a certain event trigger it? (It had to be after 2006, which was when I got too busy to visit for a spell and did not return.) Was it the Obamanon that did it? I am curious as to whether there is one post that can be pointed to as a watershed in this regard. . . .
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:35 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 28, 2009 11:36 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: arhooley at November 28, 2009 11:38 PM (GKXA7)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 11:39 PM (bOV32)
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 09:25 PM (I3Udb)
Andrews Sisters and a song about prostitution - what could be better?
Posted by: TexasJew at November 28, 2009 11:39 PM (l7Ql3)
Posted by: crystal at November 28, 2009 11:40 PM (KVSUW)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 11:40 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Joanna at November 28, 2009 11:40 PM (kgPi6)
Because they are all homos and the university of spoiled children pay is better?
Posted by: Blue Yankee at November 28, 2009 11:41 PM (eKgqT)
Posted by: kbdabear
Posted by: arhooley at November 28, 2009 11:42 PM (GKXA7)
kdbabear. Obama is a useless fool. What kind of fucking dimwit would not or could not make a decision to FIGHT or to CUT and RUN, based on his hand picked Generals assessments and well thought out and written military plans??? Obama doesn't know how to make a decision. He's a dimwit and a Chicago machine hack. Obama buys his allies and buys people to is side.
This whole messed up fucktard Non-Leader purposely put off any decision good bad or indifferent so as not to PISS OFF any base that Opie the FUCKTARD thought might be useful in getting a SINGLE PAYER GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED health care plan passed. In this case Opies wet dream was Opie-interruptus, but Opie still wanted a foot in the door MARX style. Obama has even been filmed saying he wants SOCIALIZED SINGLE PAYER GOVERNMENT RUN HEALTH CARE and that it might take 10 years or more to force it through. That is what Obama wants. Marxism. That is what Obama is about. He doesn't give a fuck about our troops. Most sentences Obama utters contain lies.
So Obama stalled the decision on the WAR he said was the most important thing. He stalled and allowed our MEN and WOMEN in uniform to LANGUISH and in some cases die.....FOR FUCKING MONTHS.
For political reasons. Obama is useless and vapid.
Posted by: gus at November 28, 2009 11:43 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: katya at November 28, 2009 11:44 PM (sHqiq)
Done and done, Dang.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2009 11:44 PM (B7kqx)
Why can't musicians produce music like they did in the 30s and 40s? This stuff is awesome.
I like Christina Aguilera's "Candyman" just for its retro sound and the video's 40s look.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:44 PM (gofDd)
drinks are on me.
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 28, 2009 11:44 PM (dwwPD)
Joanna!! Czech your jokes at the door. The Czech is in the mail.
The Czech is in the MALE. oR......CZECHMATE
Posted by: gus at November 28, 2009 11:45 PM (MaqIC)
Andrews Sisters and a song about prostitution - what could be better?
Posted by: TexasJew at November 28, 2009 11:39 PM (l7Ql3)
--I saw that coming! I have that on my 'puter, as well as "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy."
Posted by: logprof at November 28, 2009 11:45 PM (I3Udb)
Hey Obama, nothing personal but I'm bringing my own security crew on the next visit
Posted by: Vlad Putin at November 28, 2009 11:46 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 28, 2009 11:46 PM (RQ+qN)
I was in San Fran yesterday and I only saw two Obama stickers. I was surprised. I'd figured the city would be plastered with his image. There was a poster for sale on Pier 39 I saw in a window that had that "iconic" image of him and it said "Destiny" underneath the image. And a candy place was selling mint tins with Obama's face on it.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:46 PM (gofDd)
Isn't it time for the real story of Charles Johnson's departure from Pajamas Media to be told? What really went down, to cause him to go so far off the deep end?
Funny how he now totally diasagrees with every pundit and columnist that he used to find so intelligent. They've all changed.
Posted by: Icarus Loaded at November 28, 2009 11:47 PM (gSxol)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 28, 2009 11:47 PM (RQ+qN)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 11:48 PM (QECjC)
Crystal,
I suppose you should be encouraged to know that even Charles Johnson has some kind of internal batshit-crazy alarm clock, but I still wonder why he set it so late.
Posted by: sickinmass at November 28, 2009 11:48 PM (g7J39)
Obama orders full review of party crashers. But not Climategate. Ha!
Treacher had a post earlier about these mutt Sahalis or whatever having ties to radical islam. Go figure, right? This story will go away by tomorrow morning now that the truth is out.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 11:48 PM (bOV32)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:44 PM (gofDd)
There is always the Puppini SistersPosted by: fartbubble at November 28, 2009 11:49 PM (cBeTr)
My Mom, then around 50, to her Mom to see a new comedy in the 70's called The Groove Tube.
Oh gosh, my mom went to see that when I was a kid. She said it was horrible and gross and she couldn't stop laughing.
Posted by: katya at November 28, 2009 11:50 PM (sHqiq)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at November 28, 2009 11:50 PM (dwwPD)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 11:50 PM (QECjC)
Obama handled it perfectly and this is a NON-STORY. These were peace loving Arabs and everyone knows that only Creationist Denialist White Supremacists are a threat to the New Utopia
Kilgroe, get your tongue out of my ass, I don't know what you've been eating
Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at November 28, 2009 11:51 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 28, 2009 11:52 PM (RQ+qN)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 28, 2009 11:53 PM (cBeTr)
There was a poster for sale on Pier 39 I saw in a window that had that "iconic" image of him and it said "Destiny" underneath the image. And a candy place was selling mint tins with Obama's face on it.
The holiday calendar place has two Obama and one Michelle calendars for sale. The movie theater has Obama comic books for sale alongside Spiderman and Watchmen comics. Funny that Obama koolaid drinkers are practicing capitalism. Wonder how that's working out for them.
Posted by: katya at November 28, 2009 11:54 PM (sHqiq)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 28, 2009 11:48 PM (bOV32)
I saw that...his photo, and name were magically disappeared from the website.
sickinmass--that's the vibe I got, just from scanning the articles. He seems to be all over the place. I know he has crazy eyes. Just know it.
Posted by: crystal at November 28, 2009 11:54 PM (KVSUW)
Posted by: gus at November 28, 2009 11:55 PM (MaqIC)
My Mom, then around 50, to her Mom to see a new comedy in the 70's called The Groove Tube.
I remember that well, with the clown reading Fanny Hill to the kids and the actual talking penis and nuts in the VD ad, as well as the brown goop called Brown 25 coming out of a pipe.
I sure didn't take mny mom to that movie.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 28, 2009 11:56 PM (l7Ql3)
Click on the Amazon Kindle link from my site and you get that calendar and mine at 1/2 price. Act quickly and buy now before Sharmuta buys them all up
Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at November 28, 2009 11:57 PM (sYxEE)
we used to joke that the cute/fit girls wore shorts that said "vandy" while the chubsters shorts said "vanderbilt university commodores"
btw first post here ever, been lurking for 4 years
S/F
Posted by: ConditionOne at November 28, 2009 11:57 PM (Dafv2)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at November 28, 2009 11:50 PM (dwwPD)
There once was a time in this business when I had the eyes of the whole world! But that wasn't good enough for them, oh no! They had to have the ears of the whole world too. So they opened their big mouths and out came talk. Talk! TALK!
Posted by: crystal at November 28, 2009 11:57 PM (KVSUW)
Crystal, these FREAKS are obvious. As David Bowie said so succinctly.
FAME FAME FAME FAME FAME FAME FAME FAME FAME FAme FAme Fame Fame Fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame...
what's your name, what's your name.
THIS IS BALLOON BOY squared. It's sickening.
Posted by: gus at November 28, 2009 11:59 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 28, 2009 11:53 PM (cBeTr)
I'll show you Devil Doll! With the MS3K gang, of course.
"I'm driving with my mind!!!"
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:00 AM (l7Ql3)
You guys seen those Kasi cereal commercials? Who are they trying to appeal to? Is there big money in the ugly, ambiguously gay, left-wing chick niche?
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 12:02 AM (q6dIH)
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:03 AM (GKXA7)
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 12:03 AM (q6dIH)
Despite the internet being an easy way to contact people and get information, agents and publishers are extremely reluctant to give information out about submissions and contact info, likely fearing a flood of crappy manuscripts. The problem is they act as gatekeepers and thus nobody gets in unless they know someone or can come to their door.
PublishAmerica doesn't charge anything, and they put out a real book with a real ISBN and a real cover. They put the book out on every major online book seller and while they seem to make the bulk of their cash off people buying their own books, it is a nice start and it is nice to have a physical copy of the book.
So don't get too concerned about the company; the problems I have with them have nothing to do with being ripped off or having them take advantage. I think a lot of the grudge against them is by people who are concerned with potential print on demand competition, to be honest.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 29, 2009 12:04 AM (PQY7w)
Posted by: paleRider at November 29, 2009 12:04 AM (/JGtb)
Hi Gus.
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:04 AM (KVSUW)
We expect salacious photos and stories involving your tongue & cherries, by the way.
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 29, 2009 12:04 AM (QECjC)
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:05 AM (GKXA7)
I've seen those! The comic books are retarded. I flipped through one of them just to see what the hell they were writing about. Both the calendars and comic books I saw at the malls in Saratoga/Syracuse.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:05 AM (gofDd)
--Tonight is the first I have heard of the book. You got a link for it?
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 12:06 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:06 AM (KVSUW)
That could be potentially entertaining...
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:06 AM (gofDd)
Couldn't you just say "Ahoi ahoi" like all other decrepit millionaires?
Posted by: Iskandar at November 29, 2009 12:08 AM (u1pln)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:08 AM (KVSUW)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:09 AM (KVSUW)
Ayers is a "bit player". Ayers should have been tried and executed for treason, conspiracy, murder, domestic terrorism, and a myriad of related charges.
Ayers and his FBI 10 MOST WANTED wife Bernadine Dorhn, (from my hometown of Milwaukee), were allowed to walk free, and profit, after 10 years on the run, because the F.B.I. was found to have "illegallly" wire tapped them. Maybe the FBI did violate their and our Constitutional rights. How does that have any bearing on the ACTS these 2 pieces of shit perpetrated? This is typical LIBTARD THOUGHT. If your RIGHTS were in some way violated, you should not be held accountable for WHAT YOU DID. Legally that may be true, but as an intelligent, educated, moral, logical person, I AM NOT REQUIRED TO forget what these FUCKING SCUMBAGS did.
Ayers is the son of CONSOLIDATED EDISON'S former chairman. He is a rich kid with a fucked up head. Ayers isn't a puppeteer, Ayers is a stooge who has been CODDLED, ACCEPTED and REWARDED, by a LIBTARD MARXIST CONTROLLED, education institution.
Posted by: gus at November 29, 2009 12:10 AM (MaqIC)
had no idea lentils smelled so bad while cooking. gross.
Light some patchouli incense to mask the smell...
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:10 AM (bOV32)
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I haven't actually been there because I can't stand all that slobbering over The Rapist's Accomplice. But I do catch the snippet of news about them from time to time. Last was a couple of converts to George and Laura Bush after they went to Fort Hood while Barack and Michelle couldn't be bothered.
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:11 AM (GKXA7)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:10 AM (bOV32)
Fresh out
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:13 AM (KVSUW)
Posted by: Iskandar at November 29, 2009 12:13 AM (u1pln)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:14 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:15 AM (KVSUW)
Posted by: gus at November 29, 2009 12:15 AM (MaqIC)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:15 AM (KVSUW)
WHERE did I PUT my frigging HAND cream?
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:17 AM (l7Ql3)
Posted by: gus at November 29, 2009 12:17 AM (MaqIC)
Posted by: Eric at November 29, 2009 12:17 AM (Qc/s6)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:19 AM (KVSUW)
If you put batteries in the freezer, will they recharge? I think I remember seeing my dad do that back in the day.
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:20 AM (KVSUW)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:20 AM (bOV32)
[paraphrasing Wile E. Coyote] 0bama is a PSEUDO-Genius
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 12:21 AM (I3Udb)
http://tinyurl.com/yfwtsfx
http://tinyurl.com/yaal9ub
http://tinyurl.com/ykwnmj7
If you hit Pajamas Media with any regularity you'll be familiar with a troll named "Moho" who features in one of this Jim Anderson's replies. Fascinating stuff.
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:21 AM (GKXA7)
I don't think they recharge, but it gives them a longer shelf life. My dad used to put them in the fridge. Film, too.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:21 AM (gofDd)
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I don't know about recharging, but I've always kept new batteries in the freezer to keep them from running down.
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:22 AM (GKXA7)
Crystal, nobody is right about tequila shots. Nobody.
Posted by: gus at November 29, 2009 12:23 AM (MaqIC)
If you put batteries in the freezer, will they recharge?
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:20 AM (KVSUW)
Well, it didn't seem to work with Ted William's head.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:23 AM (l7Ql3)
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:21 AM (GKXA7)
--So that Moho character is all over. The only PJM post I have read in a while (about Climaquiddick) featured his global cooling-denying ass all over the place.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 12:23 AM (I3Udb)
More "interesting" Tiger news at TMZ.
A "friend" that talked to TW said he told him "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special--A house on a finger." During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him.
Okay first, would Tiger Woods go to Zales?? I think not. And who the eff are these "friends" that keep ratting out his private conversatinos to TMZ?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 12:24 AM (B7kqx)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:21 AM (gofDd)
I should just buy rechargeable batteries.
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:24 AM (KVSUW)
So using FREEZERS creates energy and creates (non-existant) global warming at the same time!!!
Cool!
Cold.
Posted by: gus at November 29, 2009 12:24 AM (MaqIC)
I have a hunch that the "illegal wiretaps" was the sanitized official version to hand to the media, and that Billy Boy and Batshit Bernie got off by ratting out their comrades along with a nice big check from Billy's daddy.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2009 12:24 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:25 AM (GKXA7)
I think everyone will really enjoy this . It's adorable.
The Twelve Bows of Christmas Obama Gave to Me
Posted by: Granny Jan at November 29, 2009 12:25 AM (1u4Rt)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:26 AM (KVSUW)
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:27 AM (GKXA7)
I think everyone will really enjoy this . It's adorable.
The Twelve Bows of Christmas Obama Gave to Me
Posted by: Granny Jan at November 29, 2009 12:25 AM (1u4Rt)
--The clock cracked me up!
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 12:29 AM (I3Udb)
You can look up information about Snowberry's Veil at the web page I built for it; Maetenloch kindly plugged it up top in the overnight open thread post, just above Marilyn's fabulous gams. Getaway sticks. Stems. Trotters. Actually its above the oasis picture, but I like MM better.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 29, 2009 12:29 AM (PQY7w)
Okay first, would Tiger Woods go to Zales?? I think not. And who the eff are these "friends" that keep ratting out his private conversatinos to TMZ?
Tiger told me, "Bitch damn near took my face off," and, "I gotta get to Diamond Jim's right now and look for a rock."
Posted by: Tiger's Close Personal Friend at November 29, 2009 12:29 AM (q6dIH)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:31 AM (l7Ql3)
Gateway Pundit posted a link about the radical ties of the party crashers.
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:31 AM (KVSUW)
I'm going through your links. The malignant narcissism rings true for teh Won and I know all of us have seen it from the beginning. It also seems to be true of the Dems currently running everything and academia. Especially academia.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:31 AM (gofDd)
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Gus, in a sense, perhaps. But if he has the dates and places where he pow-wowed with "He's just some guy in my neighborhood" Barack, if he has the manuscripts and evidence that he, not Barack wrote the "I wrote two books myself" fake autobiographies, if he knows things about Barack's radical associations that we haven't even guessed yet -- then he could take center stage in a big way.
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:33 AM (GKXA7)
You just know that scandi bia was waiting to go ghetto rat. That bubbly blonde act is just a front.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:33 AM (bOV32)
and my stories shall remain non-disclosed, since mrs. conditionone reads here as well....besides, a moron gentleman never kisses and tells
Posted by: ConditionOne at November 29, 2009 12:34 AM (Dafv2)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:34 AM (KVSUW)
what's striking about those posts to me is the theory that Ayers is getting pissed at Obama and has the goods to blackmail him.
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:35 AM (GKXA7)
if he knows things about Barack's radical associations that we haven't even guessed yet -- then he could take center stage in a big way.
A spoiled rich kid with no actual talent, hell yeah bribery and extortion is an option. If he's got any actual dirt there's no doubt he would use it 'for the cause'.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:35 AM (bOV32)
Gateway Pundit posted a link about the radical ties of the party crashers.
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:31 AM (KVSUW)
A rabid Pali Israel-hater. Great.
I guess the Hanukkah party at the White House will get even smaller this year.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:35 AM (l7Ql3)
I don't know where I saw it tonight, but the crashers are claiming they were invited. (I think it was a TV source, but I can't recall where.)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2009 12:35 AM (2qU2d)
I was under the impression that Michelle Rhee had turned the DC public school system on its ear and was doing gangbusters. In a year she was able to raise the test scores of one of the worst public school systems in the nation.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:36 AM (gofDd)
Hey, every sane woman has her breaking point.
I just tend to feel less sorry for those that can wipe their ass with $20s.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 12:36 AM (B7kqx)
wherestherum...I remember reading an article that researched Obama's use of the word "I" in his speeches. Unprecedented.
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:36 AM (KVSUW)
Hey, every sane woman has her breaking point.
I just tend to feel less sorry for those that can wipe their ass with $20s.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 12:36 AM (B7kqx)
I prefer the fifties. Grant's beard is really soft.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:37 AM (l7Ql3)
Gateway Pundit posted a link about the radical ties of the party crashers.
There you go. Expect this story to go away really, really quickly now. The Sahalis better stay away from the aspirin.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:37 AM (bOV32)
You got that right! I have a question...I looked up this Charles Johnson person, and went to his site. I am confused..is he a conserative? He comes off as an insane person, who is not aware that he is insane. Am I right?
Posted by: crystal at November 28, 2009 11:29 PM (KVSUW)
Remember Flowers for Algernon, or the movie version Charly? How Charly got the same surgery that Algernon the lab rat got, turning him from mentally handicapped to a super-genius? And how the surgery eventually reversed itself, and Charly was unable to deal with the loss of his mental superiority, lashing out at all of his erstwhile friends?
That's Charles Johnson. The election of an African-American President overloaded his Liberal instinct circuits and he reverted to his pre-9/11 brainless Liberal state. He manifested it by wailing that the GOP was stubbornly refusing to change into a pro-defense version of the Democrat Party that he could support.
Posted by: stuiec at November 29, 2009 12:37 AM (Ate22)
I guess the Hanukkah party at the White House will get even smaller this year.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:35 AM (l7Ql3)
Didn't you hear? They already cut the list in half (no joke) The "economy" and all. Yeah, those weekly Wednesday night parties really show how much they hold back on a social scale.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 12:38 AM (B7kqx)
From the oasis page:
"The yellow sand dunes stretch to infinity, whilst the scorching sun of the Sahel beats down on your head." Well, the Sahel is a semi-arid region south of the Sahara, not the Sahara itself.
Plus, it seems more likely that the oasis in Tunisia is Chewbacca's namesake, not the other way around.
I do want to visit the oases in Peru and Sinkiang the most. . . .
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 12:38 AM (I3Udb)
I just tend to feel less sorry for those that can wipe their ass with $20s.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 12:36 AM (B7kqx)
*fist-bump*.
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:38 AM (KVSUW)
Posted by: Dang Straights
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That's pretty much the theory. "The cause" is bigger than any of its pushers, including Barack. Those people would just as soon have Palin in office as a Barack Obama whom they labored to put in power and then goes his own way on their crucial issue: education.
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:39 AM (GKXA7)
LOL
I prefer C-notes. All that wavy hair on Franklin's head.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:40 AM (gofDd)
Kdbabear, you are probably correct, fact is, Bill Ayers is just a post modern former terrorist, hippy loser. TROUBLE IS.
Bill Ayers and his lovely TERRORIST WIFE Bernadine Dohrn ACTUALLLLLLLLLLLLLY TERRORIZED, and were COMPLETELY INVOLVED and COMPLICIT in ROBBERIES, BOMBINGS, ARMORED CAR ROBBERIES and MURDERS. Ayers former girlfriend (Diana Oughton) GOT BLOWED UP, while constructing a BOMB intended for a FORT DIX, dance. Billy "boom boom" Ayers was her boyfriend and the WEATHERMAN UNDERGROUNDS, bomb expert. 2 others were BLOWED UP, in AYERS failed bomb manufacture intended for FORT DIX. The dead Billy boom boom Ayers co-conspirators were only able to be identified, by PIECES of their FINGER TIPS.
But Obama's PAL, claims NOW, that they didn't mean to HURT PEOPLE!!!
WHO THE FUCK BELIEVES SUCH LIBTARD NONSENSE.
Posted by: gus at November 29, 2009 12:40 AM (MaqIC)
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:41 AM (GKXA7)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:41 AM (KVSUW)
Education the way teh Won talked about it was actually something I agreed with him on, at least when it comes to merit pay. I liked that he pissed off the teacher's unions. To me that meant he was actually saying something right. I had no faith that he'd follow through on it, but it was fun watching him piss off the teachers.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:42 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 12:42 AM (q6dIH)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:40 AM (gofDd)
Franklin was doing that all the time with the ladies in Paris.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:43 AM (l7Ql3)
But Obama's PAL, claims NOW, that they didn't mean to HURT PEOPLE!!
You're kidding. When did the asses say that? I thought they were proud of having killed and said they "hadn't done enough."Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:43 AM (GKXA7)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:44 AM (l7Ql3)
Which is worse. Tiger Woods a BILLLLLIONAIRE, cheating on his lovely wife and the mother of his 2 kids.
or.
Wife using a 7 iron on the prick who has destroyed her dreams, her security and emotional peace, not to mention putting the CHILDREN into an UGLY situation.
Difficult logical choice.
Give me a few minutes!!
Posted by: gus at November 29, 2009 12:44 AM (MaqIC)
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ah yes, wherestherum, and therein lies the hint of danger. This is NOT what Ayers had in mind.
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:46 AM (GKXA7)
Looking up Marilyn's dress, I channeled "LA Confidential".
"Off the record, on the QT and strictly 'Hush-Hush'."
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:46 AM (l7Ql3)
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Also a renegade exclamation point.
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:47 AM (GKXA7)
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:47 AM (GKXA7)
lolz. Gus, you know that's funny.
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:48 AM (KVSUW)
Posted by: gus at November 29, 2009 12:48 AM (MaqIC)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:49 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Gus's keyboard at November 29, 2009 12:50 AM (GKXA7)
He was quite the womanizer, indeed. And yet a man of education and intelligence if not great moral character. Still, I'd take his corpse as president over the current loser in chief.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:50 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:52 AM (KVSUW)
I'd take his corpse as president over the current loser in chief.
Franklin never held the office.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:52 AM (bOV32)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 12:53 AM (KVSUW)
I'd take his corpse as president over the current loser in chief.
Franklin never held the office.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:52 AM (bOV32)
That makes his corpse even more qualified.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:53 AM (l7Ql3)
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Your sentence is, "Vote 4 Palin in 2012." You can use all the capslocks and exclamation points you want on that.
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:53 AM (GKXA7)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:53 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Michael Scott at November 29, 2009 12:54 AM (I3Udb)
I'd take his corpse as president over the current loser in chief.
Well, I voted for a corpse in 2008, but he lost by 5% of the vote.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:54 AM (l7Ql3)
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:54 AM (GKXA7)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:54 AM (gofDd)
I know. I'd still take his corpse as president.
I knew you knew, just a strange fact that I threw out there. The Conspiracy Theorist in me says he's on the hunny because of his Mason ties. But then I'm listening to some classic Art Bell.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:55 AM (bOV32)
I got that same operation. Hope it doesn't wear off anytime soon.
Posted by: Joe Algernon Biden at November 29, 2009 12:56 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: arhooley at November 29, 2009 12:56 AM (GKXA7)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 12:56 AM (B7kqx)
Posted by: Michael Scott at November 29, 2009 12:57 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:55 AM (bOV32)
I think he inhales chem trails on Air Force One.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 12:57 AM (l7Ql3)
No. First and Second laws of thermodynamics.
In very simplistic terms, a non-rechargeable battery is like a store gift card with a fixed amount of money on it As you "spend" electrons, they're gone off the card.
There are other technical issues that can affect a battery's ability to deliver those electrons. A high current application can cause the battery to heat up a lot increasing its internal resistance and lowering its ability to deliver power. Cooling it off can get its ability to deliver power back in line with expectations, but it won't do anything about putting any spent electrons back. This is why a cordless tool battery that's been worked hard and is getting warm and seems to be fading can give you a little bit more when its been given a bit of time to rest and cool.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 29, 2009 12:57 AM (VvtZ1)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:58 AM (bOV32)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 12:58 AM (I3Udb)
arhooley, I'm so gratified that my loose CAPS and rogue !!!!! didn't stop you from reading my deep thought.
It doesn't take 5 minutes to google Ayers and Ayers nonsense, to find Ayers nonsensical backtracking. Yes, Ayers did say he thought that he "didn't do enough". Ayers actually was quoted as saying that on 9/11/01. That is part and parcel of why I say Ayers is a "bit player". Just by happenstance, Ayers was given a typical LIBTARD platform, as Ayers rehabilitated his reputation. And the happenstance is that the NYT printed an interview with Ayers stomping on OLD GLORY on EXACTLY 9/11/01.
Ayers talked confidently in the same vein of his TERRORIST youth. He is emboldened because his VILE VILE VILE VILE actions have never been ADJUDICATED, nor are the MSM fucktards smart enough or honest enough to ELUCIDATE EXACTLY WHAT AYERS ACTUALLY DID.
Since that IRONIC intervew, Ayers has tried to re-write history, HIS HISTORY
He's filth and he is/was very very close to Obama.
Posted by: gus at November 29, 2009 01:00 AM (MaqIC)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 12:54 AM (gofDd)
--That episode is one reason I consider Season 3 the funniest.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:00 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Blazer at November 29, 2009 01:00 AM (+FzLa)
Maybe its a brain tumor and I'll be dead next week. That'd be different.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 29, 2009 01:00 AM (VvtZ1)
Sometimes I think lacewig guy isn't even trying any more.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 12:58 AM (bOV32)
He hasn't been the same since his pet raccoon developed hepatitis.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 01:00 AM (l7Ql3)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 01:01 AM (KVSUW)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 01:01 AM (B7kqx)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 01:01 AM (B7kqx)
--He needs a new laptop battery.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:03 AM (I3Udb)
Purple Avenger, gracias por the simple analogy...cuz you lost me at 'thermodynamics'. :0
(I'm an artist)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 01:03 AM (KVSUW)
There was a spam for Chinese Happy Ending Massage in the football thread, Jason might just be yesterday's news.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 01:04 AM (bOV32)
arhooley, I'm so gratified that my loose CAPS and rogue !!!!! didn't stop you from reading my deep thought.
Sorry but it's kept me from reading. I've inherited the same headache that's been floating around this joint for the past two days. And my neighbor's decided to start tailgaiting early or soemthing. Joy.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 01:04 AM (B7kqx)
Posted by: crystal at November 29, 2009 01:05 AM (KVSUW)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:05 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: comatus at November 29, 2009 01:05 AM (/VEEI)
That's my side business while I look for a "real" job.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:05 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 01:04 AM (bOV32)
That's probably the one ad all the morons actually linked to. Me Love You Long Tim (that's for you logprof--did you see that one??)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 01:07 AM (B7kqx)
Video Scenes Pulled from Peoples' Thoughts
Strangely, the videos seem to be 50% porn and 50% shopping. Scientists are working on the answer to that quandry.
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 01:07 AM (q6dIH)
That's my side business while I look for a "real" job.
It's not nice to tease the lonely morons, rum.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 01:07 AM (bOV32)
hola m&m's
got back from the girl's guitar lessons now i'm waiting for the ice cream truck (yes, more hawaii bragging)
tombstone is on, whoohoo, i'll be your huckleberry
takes out call
7&7
7&7
Posted by: navycopjoe at November 29, 2009 01:07 AM (FoHDY)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 01:08 AM (l7Ql3)
Posted by: gus at November 29, 2009 01:08 AM (MaqIC)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:08 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 01:07 AM (B7kqx)
--You ruined a funny joke you. Get out of my offive.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:10 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 01:10 AM (bOV32)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 01:11 AM (bOV32)
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 01:11 AM (q6dIH)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:12 AM (gofDd)
Dang Straights thinks he's the boss of me. That's okay--I'll play along for kicks and giggles*
*everyone knows the moronettes call the shots around here.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 29, 2009 01:14 AM (B7kqx)
Alright, Blazer! Needed that.
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 01:11 AM (q6dIH)
Heres another
Posted by: Blazer at November 29, 2009 01:14 AM (+FzLa)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 28, 2009 11:46 PM
I'm kind of disappointed to learn this. I figured San Fran would be plastered with the things, kinda like certain parts of Iraq I rolled into that had nutcase Al Sadr posters hanging from all the lightpoles. Sure sign of a bad neighborhood, in either case.
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Of the rosemary tree,
And so is your beer
Of
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And to you your wassail too;
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And God send you a Happy New Year.
Call up the butler of this house,
Put on his golden ring.
Let him bring
us up a glass of beer,
And better we shall sing.
Enjoy!
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Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:16 AM (I3Udb)
446. that is unbelievable. Simply unbelievable.
I played that song on my IPOD this afternoon as I was getting a bit tired and a bit bored.
I doooooo like KISS, but it's not very often that I play DETROIT ROCK CITY on purpose.
very cool.
Posted by: gus at November 29, 2009 01:17 AM (MaqIC)
The very hard left is not terribly happy with Obama. He isn't delivering the socialist paradise fast enough to suit their desires and expectations, and he's kinda stiff armed the gays.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 29, 2009 01:19 AM (VvtZ1)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 29, 2009 01:19 AM (VvtZ1)
--Well, if he wins in 2012, he'll be balls-out.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:20 AM (I3Udb)
and he's kinda stiff armed the gays.
You would think they'd be more appreciative.
is this thing on?
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 01:20 AM (bOV32)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:21 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:21 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:22 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:22 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Bill H at November 29, 2009 01:23 AM (q8CmE)
Now to go back and read 450 posts to see what's up.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:21 AM (RZ8pf)
You ain't missed shit. Except for the part where I said, Oh runner !!
Posted by: Blazer at November 29, 2009 01:23 AM (+FzLa)
Wow, I did not know she even existed in 2003!
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:23 AM (I3Udb)
Re: #437, I can see a quick way to map brain activity. If they know what the stimulus is--like a movie--they can take the real-time brain activity and assign it values that correspond to what is occuring on screen. They could do that in other ways too (non-visually). Pretty soon, they'd have a way to re-create what people see. Seems like.
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 01:23 AM (q6dIH)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:24 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Bill H at November 29, 2009 01:24 AM (q8CmE)
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 01:25 AM (q6dIH)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 01:26 AM (bOV32)
OK, forget catching up I’ll just start here. I tried but catching up on the ONT is like being a salmon and attempting to swim upriver only to discover when you reach the breeding ground that you’ve swum up the wrong river.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:26 AM (RZ8pf)
That was fresh off her American Idol win, I think. Wiki says she won in 2002. (I didn't know the first season of AI was that long ago!) I love, love, love her music and her voice. Breakaway is probably one of my top 5 albums.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:26 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 01:25 AM (q6dIH)
And he's always on Red Eye.
Posted by: Blazer at November 29, 2009 01:26 AM (+FzLa)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2009 01:28 AM (xCBQ4)
I went to a friend’s house for dinner so I am wearing a lovely deep blue button down short sleeved blouse, with the first couple buttons unbuttoned, and a pair of tight grayish brownish pants that hug my ass just perfectly. Too bad it was wasted on dinner with a married couple and their daughter.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:28 AM (RZ8pf)
Another carol that was obscure to me until a couple years ago.
Occasionally, the French can make a true gem.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:29 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 29, 2009 01:00 AM
You do not haff a tu-muh!
Posted by: Ahnuld Schwartzenegger at November 29, 2009 01:29 AM (sYxEE)
Hey guys.
Now to go back and read 450 posts to see what's up.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:21 AM (RZ8pf)
Go back? It's taken me 2hrs to get to the bottom!
Posted by: Eric at November 29, 2009 01:29 AM (Qc/s6)
Let's see, 456 - 450 = post 6. So, PGiS has been bidding frantically on bottles of jade nail polish all night?
I think Jade is a deeper color than that Chanel bottle. The color in that Chanel bottle is not very attractive, in my opinion. I prefer bright sparkly red, or purple, or Russian Navy. (OPI color, though I wouldn’t mind the Russian Navy either…)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:31 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 01:32 AM (q6dIH)
Yeah, my money is with Sage. But I’ll pull out my Pantone color book and see what shade they call it.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:33 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:33 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:33 AM (gofDd)
http://tinyurl.com/9pczxw
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:36 AM (I3Udb)
Yeah, my money is with Sage. But I’ll pull out my Pantone color book and see what shade they call it.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:33 AM (RZ8pf)
Looks like an off-tone Stink Bug Green.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 01:36 AM (dcKUM)
No Rum, I think you just went to a fucked up school. We sang the normal Christmas songs, back when we were still allowed to sing in school.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:37 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:38 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2009 01:38 AM (xCBQ4)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 01:39 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:39 AM (I3Udb)
Hmm, interesting. An image search of the color “jade” does indeed show that it can range from that light a shade to a darker one.
Still, bottom line, $150 for nail polish is stoo-pid.
$150 for shoes, smart.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:40 AM (RZ8pf)
I went to elem school in the 90s so PC-ness was in full swing by then. We also did a singing production of the Nutcracker. Someone added lyrics to the score of Nutcracker. My grade level had to sing to the fast paced Russian score (the real name of that part of the ballet is escaping me).
I'm trying to remember what other Christmas songs we sang, but I'm drawing a blank earlier than 4th grade.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:41 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:41 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2009 01:41 AM (xCBQ4)
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 01:41 AM (q6dIH)
It was a rip off of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Gotta be multicultural and shit.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:42 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 01:42 AM (q6dIH)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 01:42 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:43 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Eric at November 29, 2009 01:43 AM (Qc/s6)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:43 AM (gofDd)
Hmm, I thought that's what they did instead of working.
Oh, don't get me started on the idiocy of sparkling vampires. I have nothing but vitriolic hatred for Twilight and its ilk. Robert Pattison's pasty whiteness looks sickly, not attractive.
Get you some Monster Hunters International WTR.
Yeah I'm late. Sue me.
Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 29, 2009 01:43 AM (xa1/W)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:44 AM (gofDd)
Oh, and by the way Hoooooray Huskies!! Way to give the Cougars a big heaping serving of humble pie.
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Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:43 AM (gofDd)
--I'm just guessing I don;t get those ads because I live in Canada. *SIGH*
Yes, do go --tomorrow, when the games are on!
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:45 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 01:39 AM (I3Udb)
I saw Joan Sutherland in concert several times.
Believe me, you'd be disappointed. In her looks, that is, not her voice.
She was the greatest soprano of the 20th century.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 01:46 AM (dcKUM)
Wow, asshat anti-war protestors go to far in Seattle, in my opinion, dressed in military clothes and “taking down” participants in the bizarre protest, right by the freakin holiday carousel.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 01:48 AM (RZ8pf)
I really do think liberals go to college to get degrees in asshattery. Their indecency and lack of all things courteous is just astounding.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:50 AM (gofDd)
Calypso Noel is a pretty song, at least Johnny Mathis' cover of it is
Never heard Pablo, but I've heard the Un-PC "Donde Esta Santa Claus"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2009 01:51 AM (sYxEE)
"And this, kids, is why we won't let you ever read anything by Lyndon LaRouche or Ron Paul."
*snicker*
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:52 AM (gofDd)
Wow, asshat anti-war protestors go to far in Seattle
Dammit, why can't they pull that cowardly marxist bullshit in downtown Houston on a weekday?
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 01:52 AM (bOV32)
I was hoping the anti-Prop 8 thugs would pull the same violent bullshit in the black and Hispanic neighborhoods of LA, but strangely, they did not. It would have been so very entertaining.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 01:57 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 02:01 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:08 AM (bOV32)
I am now drinking a new drink, in honor of Christmas, called “White Christmas”. Also in honor of the fact that I watched White Christmas tonight at my friends house. The drink is one shot of amaretto, one shot of vodka, and heavy cream, shaken over ice. The recipe calls for a sprinkling of nutmeg, but I sprinkled mine with red sparkling sugar instead. If I were to make another I’d probably up the amaretto to so there’s about 2 shots of amaretto to 1 shot of vodka to make it a bit sweeter.
Nevertheless, yum-my!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 02:08 AM (RZ8pf)
But then again, there was the great Elizabeth Schwarzkopf:
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 02:01 AM (dcKUM)
--Not bad, but I want Krismus music, dammit!
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:08 AM (I3Udb)
Dammit, you guys better not be quitting the ONT yet. It’s Saturday night troops, buck up, it’s only 2am on the East Coast, hell it isn’t even midnight here on the West Coast and God only knows what time it is in navycopjoe’s Hawaii.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 02:09 AM (RZ8pf)
Logprof, look up “Blackmore’s Night” they are lovely and they have a Winter Carols CD.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 02:10 AM (RZ8pf)
I spent 5 hours in the car today on the way back from Nor Cal wondering if my mother was going to kill us with her driving. Not because she drives slow, but because she's very impatient and drives fast. And yet I still managed to fall asleep most of the trip.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 02:10 AM (gofDd)
I am now drinking a new drink, in honor of Christmas, called “White Christmas”.
That actually sounds pretty good, even with all the sugar. Definitely a cold-weather drink.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:11 AM (bOV32)
About 10 years ago there was a swing music revival, "neo-swing" they called it, with bands such as Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Indigo Swing, and many others. Sounded very retro and really fun to listen to.
I did not like Candyman, even though it sounded very good and Christine Aguilera can certainly sing, but the lyrics were just too embarrassingly raunchy for my taste.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 29, 2009 02:11 AM (6kI9E)
I remember that. I loved Brian Setzer and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. The trend didn't last long enough, imo. I have a Brian Setzer cd and the Cherry Poppin Daddies. I didn't really care for CPD's album, though. Brian Setzer's was better.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 02:14 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:14 AM (I3Udb)
That's my side business while I look for a "real" job.
Can I have one of your brochures?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 29, 2009 02:14 AM (IqfKc)
Why can't musicians produce music like they did in the 30s and 40s? This stuff is awesome.
Lyle Lovett does pretty good stuff when he's touring with his Big Band. Worth seeing.
Rum, why ain't there any azns doing F1?
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:14 AM (bOV32)
--As for Cherry Poppin' Daddys, I am hoping in 2013 I can crank "So Long Toots." ("Bound for Chicago" indeed!)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:16 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 02:18 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 02:18 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: Now? at November 29, 2009 02:19 AM (gSxol)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 02:20 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:20 AM (bOV32)
Do you think if I write Santa a leeter and ask him for sex for Christmas he’ll make it happen?
Hmm, I’ve only had half my drink, damn thing hits fast…
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 02:21 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:21 AM (bOV32)
--Ha! Gotta love the Jews singing Christmas songs!
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:22 AM (I3Udb)
If the Gators win the championship, when President Obama receives Tim Tebow at the White House it will be the Harmonic Convergence of Awesome:
Members of the press will become multi-Obasmic.
Animals will begin to speak.
All war will cease.
The seas will calm.
Lo, the chronicling of human history will come to an end as mankind evolves into Total Awesomeness.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:26 AM (I3Udb)
Whoa!
Milblog? MILBLOG??
Some historian will one day point to this as the day "Ace" finally succumbed to his inner impulses and wandered over to "Teh Ghey" for good.
Come up and see me some time...
Posted by: Guy in darkend doorway with cock out at November 29, 2009 02:28 AM (7M8Py)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:28 AM (bOV32)
logprof:
Well, so do I! In fact, here's Carrie Fisher on a kilo and a half of cocaine belting it out...
Happy Life Day!
http://tinyurl.com/5pswlh
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 02:28 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: Editor at November 29, 2009 02:29 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Editor at November 29, 2009 02:32 AM (YX6i/)
--Sweet!
How much the man is Paul Simon for getting her and Edie Brickell?
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:33 AM (I3Udb)
Editor, that’s weird.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 02:33 AM (RZ8pf)
here's Carrie Fisher on a kilo and a half of cocaine belting it out...
The Christmas Special was actually more entertaining than anything Lucas has made in the last 25 years. Go figure.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:33 AM (bOV32)
Posted by: Editor at November 29, 2009 02:34 AM (YX6i/)
OK, White Christmases knock you on your ass.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 02:34 AM (RZ8pf)
That your buddy is passed out in your massage chair. What’s been going on at your house tonight?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 02:35 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:36 AM (bOV32)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at November 29, 2009 02:36 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:33 AM (I3Udb)
Back then, I think a lot of guys had her. All it took was a small spoon and rouind 7 grams.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 02:36 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 29, 2009 02:37 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: Editor at November 29, 2009 02:38 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 02:40 AM (gofDd)
The Christmas Special was actually more entertaining than anything Lucas has made in the last 25 years. Go figure.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:33 AM (bOV32)
Maude running the Star Wars bar and belting out a broadway number, and Norton the plumber fixing Chewbacca's electronic doohikey. That is MASSIVE entertainment...
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 02:41 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 29, 2009 02:42 AM (xa1/W)
Back then, I think a lot of guys had her. All it took was a small spoon and rouind 7 grams.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 02:36 AM (dcKUM)
--If that's the case, you'd think more would admit it.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:42 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 29, 2009 02:42 AM (xa1/W)
It worked for David Frum.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 02:43 AM (dcKUM)
That is MASSIVE entertainment...
We can't even have wet dreams about achieving that level of big E entertainment these days.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:43 AM (bOV32)
Editor, were you celebrating the Huskies win? And I don’t typically have drunks passed out at my house on Saturday nights, but then again, my life has been a bit dull lately.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 29, 2009 02:44 AM (RZ8pf)
It's a cheap pair of earrings, and I knew one of the stones was probably going to fall out, but it still bums me out. Mostly because I got the pair in Saratoga. I checked the company website but they don't sell to individual customers. I'll have to see if any local stores sell the same brand and see if I can find a replacement pair.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 02:45 AM (gofDd)
--If that's the case, you'd think more would admit it.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:42 AM (I3Udb)
Hell, she wrote a book and made a movie about it: "Postcards From the Edge"
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 02:45 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:50 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:50 AM (I3Udb)
That's what I used to say about Sophia Loren.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 02:52 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:53 AM (bOV32)
Peace, Love and Granola!
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2009 02:57 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 02:58 AM (bOV32)
When I was a little kid, my mom took me see Shari Lewis. She was so beautiful (and young back then), I didn't even notice the stupid puppets. I sat in the front row, mesmerized by her.
First love, right there... when I was single I guess that I always dated women who could throw their voice.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 02:59 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 03:00 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 29, 2009 03:00 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 03:06 AM (bOV32)
CZ is cheap. I probably still got some phat looking 2ct CZ's kicking around a jewler friend flat out gave me to play with zapping them with our laser.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 29, 2009 03:09 AM (VvtZ1)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 03:10 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 29, 2009 03:10 AM (VvtZ1)
It's probably not even CZ. It's a cheap rhinestone from a pair of earrings that were made in Thailand, according to the plastic backing they came on. What bums me out is that I got them in Saratoga Springs and I can't go back and get another pair. Well, not as easily as I could've before.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 29, 2009 03:12 AM (gofDd)
Elizabeth Montgomery.
*thumbs up*
Amiright or amiright? In the black Sabrina wig and miniskirt. Oh, yeahhh. #giggity
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 03:12 AM (bOV32)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 29, 2009 03:13 AM (IqfKc)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 29, 2009 03:18 AM (bOV32)
Rum, sorry about the earrings. I’m wondering if it is also a bit emotional because of the whole situation. I’m sending you a big virtual hug.
Now, unfortunately, I am tired and I have once again realized that a watched email never boils, or something like that. So, I’m going to turn in before I drive myself any more crazy than I already am.
Good night one and all.
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Yes, Please do tell about that. I have not heard the truth about that.
Also...
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That is all.
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