Sweet Fancy Moses.

She's nearly seven feet tall.
Lovely as she is, I wonder about her dating life. That cannot be so easy.
Reinforcing this concern, they like to photograph her with douchey-looking guys.

One more photo of her below the fold. Lots more at the original link.

[photos removed because of photo account bandwidth issues]

Posted by: LauraW. at 12:17 PM

Comments

1 Dating her requires an oxygen mask and altimeter.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 27, 2009 12:20 PM (AZGON)

2 I would climb up a stepladder to hit that.

Posted by: INCITEmarsh at November 27, 2009 12:21 PM (yvFsh)

3 It woud take a lot of money to keep her in beer and Cheetos.

Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 12:21 PM (AvgZy)

4

Dating her also requires Rosie O'Donnells 12-inch dildo named Stumper.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 12:21 PM (6mfq0)

So many bad jokes come to mind, I'm almost ashamed of myself.

Then I remember this is a smart military blog, decorum is required.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2009 12:22 PM (ZGhSv)

6 I'd hit it with a 2x4 strapped to my ass.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 27, 2009 12:22 PM (Vu6sl)

7

The chicks tits are bigger than Margaret Cho's head.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 12:23 PM (6mfq0)

8 Dayum!

Posted by: Bosk at November 27, 2009 12:23 PM (pUO5u)

9 I finally have another use for the trampoline.

Posted by: kev at November 27, 2009 12:23 PM (Zz0oZ)

10 Holy Moly !! She's a Boris Vallejo painting come to life.

She won't be slapping me for staring at her boobs because at my height she'll be kicking me for staring at something else.

Posted by: Aaron at November 27, 2009 12:24 PM (pVvKc)

11 I'd grease her up and play slip-n-slide all over. Whammo style.

Posted by: mbruce at November 27, 2009 12:24 PM (t/GDA)

12 Is she sporting a camel toe, or would that be considered a mammoth toe?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 27, 2009 12:24 PM (Vu6sl)

13 She has some epic cameltoe in the linked pics.

Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 12:24 PM (AvgZy)

14 Top bunk.

Posted by: butch at November 27, 2009 12:24 PM (myCYQ)

15
She lives in an apartment with no on-street parking, but solves the problem by parking her VW in her cooter.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 12:25 PM (6mfq0)

16 Hotdog. Hallway. Some assembly required.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2009 12:26 PM (iWj1i)

17 I could try, but that would be all I could do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2009 12:26 PM (ZGhSv)

I'd hit it

Posted by: B. Clinton at November 27, 2009 12:26 PM (JfM+K)

I'd hit it

Posted by: B. Clinton at November 27, 2009 12:26 PM (JfM+K)

That's a real stretch Bill.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 12:27 PM (6mfq0)

20 What does she do to you if you fail to satisfy her?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 27, 2009 12:28 PM (Vu6sl)

Sorry to burst your all's bubbles, but that's a sausage hider for sure. There is video of HIM with angles that the pics don't show. The shoulder-to-hips and hips-to-waist ratios are definitely masculine..

...and...just look at the face

Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 12:28 PM (AnTyA)

22 I'd suck on those cans until I was lactose intolerant.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2009 12:30 PM (sePHu)

23 Hell, I'd hit it too

Posted by: H. Clinton at November 27, 2009 12:30 PM (JfM+K)

24 What does she do to you if you fail to satisfy her?

That's why God gave you a tongue nimrod.

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 27, 2009 12:31 PM (GF+6V)

25 paging george costanza.

Posted by: the real joe at November 27, 2009 12:31 PM (hAsYU)

26 It's also why Pfizer invented Viagra.

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 27, 2009 12:32 PM (GF+6V)

27 She's boner-iffic!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2009 12:32 PM (sePHu)

28 She'd be prettier with a nice hump.
On her back.

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2009 12:33 PM (sey23)

29 Or a third breast.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2009 12:33 PM (sePHu)

30
I'm shorter than that dude.
Just saying.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 27, 2009 12:34 PM (LswIE)

31 We have our new Queen.

Posted by: The World's Gingers at November 27, 2009 12:36 PM (sey23)

32 I'd hit it, but I'd probably get hurt.

Posted by: GarandFan at November 27, 2009 12:36 PM (ZQBnQ)

33 That those is are some kind of giant giants.

Hoist the mizzen.

Posted by: Old Sailor at November 27, 2009 12:36 PM (/Ft4q)

34 She's tall. We get it. Why hire people who are barely 5' tall to pose with her?

Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 12:37 PM (AvgZy)

35 21 Sorry to burst your all's bubbles, but that's a sausage hider for sure.

Well, she's still more feminine than M'chelle.

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2009 12:37 PM (sey23)

36 GILF

Posted by: Aaron at November 27, 2009 12:37 PM (pVvKc)

37 She was a greeter at the Walmart on 163rd street this morning. She needed a shave IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: dr kill at November 27, 2009 12:37 PM (KXVFz)

38 She would be great for the WBA

Posted by: JavaJoe at November 27, 2009 12:38 PM (Am6n/)

Well, she's still more feminine than M'chelle.

Ernest Borgnine is more feminine than the First Wookie.

Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 12:39 PM (AnTyA)

40 She's Obama's new Camel Toe Czar.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2009 12:39 PM (sePHu)

41
Freak!

Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 12:39 PM (bMrKE)

42 All woman, that's what I like!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 12:39 PM (BmbsW)

43
wow that's a big bitch

Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 12:40 PM (bMrKE)

44 Ernest Borgnine is more feminine than the First Wookie.

I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Y-not's grandma at November 27, 2009 12:40 PM (sey23)

45 Laura, there's football on. Howz about pictures of real chicks? We need cheerleaders, dammit!

Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 12:41 PM (AnTyA)

46 Imagine how easy muff-diving into that would be. Sore backs are a thing of the past, gentlemen!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2009 12:41 PM (sePHu)

47
behemoth!

Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 12:41 PM (bMrKE)

Sorry to burst your all's bubbles, but that's a sausage hider for sure. There is video of HIM with angles that the pics don't show. The shoulder-to-hips and hips-to-waist ratios are definitely masculine..

...and...just look at the face

People with a pituitary gland set to 11 has faces like that. Just look at Andre the Giant and Lurch from the "Addams Family." I'd still it if I could reach it.

Posted by: Aaron at November 27, 2009 12:41 PM (pVvKc)

49
No luck with naked pictures.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 27, 2009 12:42 PM (LswIE)

50 She'd hit me.

Posted by: nickless at November 27, 2009 12:43 PM (MMC8r)

51 Add roller skates, a rink, and a good left hook. Then you'll really have something.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 27, 2009 12:43 PM (AZGON)

52 I'd still hit it if I could reach it.

Posted by: Aaron at November 27, 2009 12:43 PM (pVvKc)

53 She's supposed to be in an upcoming issue of Zoo Magazine. I imagine she'll soon be the tallest porn star.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at November 27, 2009 12:43 PM (QQM/B)

54 She'd hit me.

Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 12:43 PM (AvgZy)

55 I could have two Korean hookers for the same weight

Posted by: Truman North at November 27, 2009 12:44 PM (e8YaH)

56 I'm not a height discriminator.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 27, 2009 12:44 PM (1Ha1I)

57 x-post

Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 12:44 PM (AvgZy)

Reminds me of the tall bitch scene in Deuce Bigelow, ya know the foot message!!!!

Sum Funny chit rite dar!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 27, 2009 12:45 PM (pr+up)

59 Actually she would be a great helper to decorate the roof for Christmas!|

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 12:45 PM (BmbsW)

60
Sweet, a holiday fetish post!

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 12:45 PM (x++TB)

61 No luck with naked pictures.

You'd need to use Google maps to see them.

Posted by: Aaron at November 27, 2009 12:45 PM (pVvKc)

62 Finally, a woman who can make my dick seem normal sized.

Posted by: nickless at November 27, 2009 12:46 PM (MMC8r)

63 No luck with naked pictures.

Have you tried "People of Wal-Mart?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2009 12:46 PM (sePHu)

64 @ Nickless - Bawahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2009 12:47 PM (sePHu)

65
I believe we met at Papagayo's bawdy house in Nuevo Laredo, Texas. It was a night to remember with a lot of Carta Blanca beer, street tacos, and dancing, ending with sun up when the ladies disappeared into the barrio. Absent a jack, she lifted my car so I could change a flat tire.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 12:47 PM (6mfq0)

66
Those pics with the guy is what the Romans looked like when they met the rus.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 12:48 PM (x++TB)

67 Well, they purposely find midgets like Tom Cruise to photograph her with. And he wears flats, and she's in a 7" fuck-me pumps.

That said, I'd hit that. Particularly if she said something like you're pretty cute, for a short guy.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 27, 2009 12:48 PM (1hM1d)

68 I've never seen an extra tall woman who looked all that feminine... she actually looks more feminine than most... and taller.

I had thought that giantism (like Andre, etc) was to do with the Y chromosome so only men got it... but, yes, it does manifest in appearance, in the face and stuff. So if it was possible for women to be giants (as opposed to just really tall) I'd expect that those elements of facial features and such would also apply.

Posted by: Synova at November 27, 2009 12:48 PM (NTu5Z)

69 I'd hit it. Well, I'd try...

Posted by: Vern Troyer at November 27, 2009 12:48 PM (1+gXO)

Sausage hider?

Check out the video. If she's hiding anything, then it got cut off.

Posted by: HH at November 27, 2009 12:49 PM (+jvXp)

71 I would hate to have to feed that rascal, and cringe when she goes to the toilet!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 12:52 PM (BmbsW)

72
Actually she would be a great helper to decorate the roof for Christmas!

Remember the BUMBLE on RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER?

btw...

BUMBLES bounce!

Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 12:52 PM (bMrKE)

73 Her parents shoulda put her on ritalin at a young age. It kept my son to just over six feet.

Posted by: lurksalot at November 27, 2009 12:53 PM (K5zSd)

74 "The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterwards, and they were smoking hot!"

Gen. 6:4 (sort of)

Posted by: Aaron at November 27, 2009 12:55 PM (pVvKc)

75 The preferred modern parlance in PC land: Foot digits of a dromedary.

Get with it, you racist misogynists.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 27, 2009 12:55 PM (DIYmd)

76
Death by snoo-snoo?

Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 12:58 PM (bMrKE)

77 That is a dude.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at November 27, 2009 12:59 PM (kKP5O)

78 Ugghhh...I hate fake tits. And yes that's a trannie for sure.

Posted by: Rocks at November 27, 2009 01:00 PM (Q1lie)

79 I would like to use her big toe as an ass dildo.

Posted by: demoncrat at November 27, 2009 01:01 PM (1kwr2)

if you look closely, she's wearing heels

no wonder she looks so tall

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 01:02 PM (KOkrW)

Sausage hider?

Check out the video. If she's hiding anything, then it got cut off.

My brother kept a kidney stone he passed...and I've heard of people keeping their appendixes in a jar..

...whadda ya suppose they do with their johnsons when they get'em lopped off?

Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 01:03 PM (AnTyA)

82 she'd make a good valkyrie

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 01:04 PM (KOkrW)

83 Check da neck yo!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 27, 2009 01:05 PM (pr+up)

84 Sweet Fancy Moses.

the proper term is 'sweet sassy molassey'

i would hit it like the beach at Normandy

like a 3-2 pitch

like Al Gore in the crosswalk

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 01:08 PM (KOkrW)

85 damn I'm in nub

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 01:08 PM (KOkrW)

86 Hmmm, OK I just watched the video. She is a bit mannish around the midsection, there. I think that's just her build, though.

Posted by: lauraw at November 27, 2009 01:11 PM (DbybK)

87 Gotta love the camel toe in the first pic...I'm in love lust.

Posted by: 8 My Foot at November 27, 2009 01:13 PM (3mq71)

88 That's a man baby!!!

Posted by: BigWyo at November 27, 2009 01:15 PM (SafY+)

89 Mmm mmm mmm.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 01:18 PM (F+U5/)

Disturbing. Some people actually mistake this person for a female?

Posted by: Ariel at November 27, 2009 01:25 PM (KLiFn)

91 that chick has some seriously sharp knees

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 01:30 PM (cBeTr)

92 Holy shit. I'm probably about the size of the dark-haired girl, maybe a little smaller, and that is about how I feel around some tall people. Sometimes I want to get down on my knees and start singing about the Lollipop Guild.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 27, 2009 01:33 PM (miGLm)

93 With my super-brains and her legs, if she and I mated, our offspring would conquer the world, treating your children as the inferior slave chattel they would be in comparison. This is genetic fact.

Posted by: Ray Midge at November 27, 2009 01:33 PM (y3m/n)

94 �Mucho bombear!

�DE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBA ABAJO!

�AY YI YI YI YI!

Posted by: Se�or Wences at November 27, 2009 01:38 PM (N5ftZ)

95 Can she act? If she can, they should hire her to play the She-Hulk.

Posted by: Ursus Maritimus at November 27, 2009 01:45 PM (3c0+y)

96 dude that's a dude

Posted by: rakmjn1 at November 27, 2009 02:05 PM (WTqaX)

97 Until I saw the bikini photo, I'd go with post-op trannie. Now, I dunno.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 27, 2009 02:08 PM (y4B2y)

98 dude that's a dude

Posted by: rakmjn1 at November 27, 2009 02:05 PM (WTqaX)

But dude, you're getting a Dell

Posted by: Dell Guy at November 27, 2009 02:09 PM (cBeTr)

Fire giant.

Where's Thor when you need him?

Posted by: Entropy at November 27, 2009 02:18 PM (cok/k)

100 she should run for Lt Governor w/Chris Dudley

Posted by: rakmjn1 at November 27, 2009 02:25 PM (WTqaX)

101

Sigh, just great -- I've managed to not ever be really envious of models my entire life, and now the modeling agencies find my one self-loathing issue (extreme shortness) and smack me over the head with it.

I'm going to go eat some of that chocolate cake now.

Posted by: unknown jane at November 27, 2009 02:34 PM (5/yRG)

102 I'd hit it...but I'd have to borrow Cheney's Dick.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 27, 2009 02:36 PM (vJuR8)

103

to get down on my knees and start singing about the Lollipop Guild.

Is this a euphemism for that certain special thing we men folk really like?

Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 02:37 PM (AnTyA)

104 Shoulda just posted that pic under the headline: "World's Largest Vagina Found, and It's Not The President!"

Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2009 02:44 PM (Zj8fM)

105

I'd hit it...but I'd have to borrow Cheney's Dick.

You never borrow Cheney's Dick. It borrows you. And you thank it for whatever broken bits it gives you back.

Posted by: krakatoa at November 27, 2009 02:48 PM (hQbvm)

106 I see that the petite gentleman in the photo is a black belt.

Posted by: sweetfancymoses at November 27, 2009 02:57 PM (o5vMm)

107

Stop being ridiculous.

As far as attractiveness to the opposite sex is concerned, shortness is detrimental only to guys.

Seriously gals, we care about looks, sure, but if you're cute, we could give a flying fcuk how tall you are.

In fact, we're probably partial to shorter women on account of we know that THEY care how tall WE are.

By the way, I have already determined that the perfect female height is 5'-4", at maximum.

Y'all can stop stressing about it now, the science is settled.

Posted by: Lewis at November 27, 2009 03:01 PM (Y3uPw)

108
I have already determined that the perfect female height is 5'-4", at maximum.

Posted by: Lewis at November 27, 2009 03:01 PM (Y3uPw)

Yea, humping midgets does have its advantages.

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 03:06 PM (6mfq0)

109 like grampy used to say about the big women: toe-to-toe and your nose is in it, nose-to-nose and yer toes are in it.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2009 03:12 PM (C8Pcc)

110 She's a Dominatrix in the sex trade.

http://www.thatmall.com/amazon/
http://www.myspace.com/amazoneve

Posted by: wuzrobbd at November 27, 2009 03:19 PM (Yl7GE)

111

Dude looks like a lady!\\

Something about "her" screams sex change.

Posted by: gdonovan at November 27, 2009 03:23 PM (BCk1S)

112 Kinda wondered how no one knew of her. Here's another http://www.muscledev.com/view_performer.php?performer_id=712

Posted by: wuzrobbd at November 27, 2009 03:28 PM (Yl7GE)

113 Look closely on the 1st pic and her camel toe is like most womens' cleavage.

Posted by: Ken at November 27, 2009 03:34 PM (fLIKj)

114 Hmmmm.

She's only got 4" on me.

I'll be up for a 'contest of wills'.

|||||||

PS - - sorry 'deniers', there's no 'adam's apple.'

Suck on your own lack of awesomesauce.

||||||||

Yeah, get me 10 yards of plastic sheeting, and 5 gal. of olive oil, and . . .

Happy New Year!

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 27, 2009 03:43 PM (lYKj1)

115 I'm thinking Eve was once Steve. You can't stack estrogen that high.

Posted by: mark c at November 27, 2009 03:44 PM (SBIko)

116

Lewis, it's my personal hang up, and I'll be ridiculous if I want to about it. Seriously, I've gone through my entire life being chased by men who were a lot taller than me...and who were in to telling hobbit jokes in my presence. Couple that with a family that is remarkably tall -- except for Grandpa's, who are remarkably short and seem to have the more vigorous genetics (all Gramp's kids...short, all his grandkids...short, all his great grandkids...short; and we've all matched up with tall people to break the midget curse...no such luck!).

Tall women make me freaking envious. It's the one thing that can get to me.

Fish, FU.

Much Love, XOXO and all that crap'

Cordially Signed,

A Midget

Posted by: unknown jane at November 27, 2009 03:51 PM (5/yRG)

117 We need pics of her in stompy boots.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at November 27, 2009 03:52 PM (Z0bVg)

118
I'd hit it! Tranny or not...

Posted by: thebronze at November 27, 2009 04:02 PM (86F8f)

119 18

I'd hit it

In Russia, it hits YOU

Posted by: Vlad Putin at November 27, 2009 04:02 PM (sYxEE)

120 She must break you.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 27, 2009 04:05 PM (Wh0W+)

121 I will avoid her like The Plague. I could get used for a "Personal Product".

Posted by: Sox at November 27, 2009 04:10 PM (pOdRV)

122 My ideal height is breasts at eye level for convenient motorboating. I roll like my boy Hank Kissinger.

Posted by: Buckleyfan at November 27, 2009 04:14 PM (DtTM9)

123 Man Hands.

Posted by: Rebar at November 27, 2009 04:16 PM (Or4Gk)

124
jane, are you a midget-midget?

Posted by: whoopi goldberg at November 27, 2009 04:22 PM (bMrKE)

125 Something ain't right. Chive says she's an Australian model, but if you click on the link that Chive provides, they say she's a U.S. model and the short chick with her is the Australian model.

If she was U.S., we would have heard of her, right?

Posted by: pajama momma at November 27, 2009 04:22 PM (275r1)

126 Chives article http://tiny.cc/b9YPJ

The article Chive links. http://tiny.cc/RaZZv

I think they just put a really short chick next to a reaaaally tall chick, but not 7 feet tall.

Posted by: pajama momma at November 27, 2009 04:24 PM (275r1)

127 Big deal if she turns out to be a tranny. You can always push her thingie out of the way.

Posted by: Ignatz Mouse at November 27, 2009 04:25 PM (uHvsp)

128 Shoulda just posted that pic under the headline: "World's Largest Vagina Found, and It's Not The President Andrew Sullivan!"

Fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 27, 2009 04:26 PM (hoowK)

129 I always hoped... I never thought...

Posted by: exdem13 at November 27, 2009 04:27 PM (lYKj1)

130

I think they just put a really short chick next to a reaaaally tall chick, but not 7 feet tall.

She's allegedly 6'-8".

'Course, she could be taking liberties a la the NBA, where the 6'-10" Hakeem Olajuwon was listed at 7'-0", and Horace Grant who, when he went from the Bulls to the Magic, all of a sudden was listed at 6'-10", up a good inch or two from the year previous.

And probably a jillion other players too.

Everybody does it.

Even me.

I like to say I'm 5'-9", but I'm probably just kiddin myself and it's really more like 5'-8".

Well, I'm 5'-9" with shoes on, anyway.

Posted by: Lewis at November 27, 2009 04:43 PM (Y3uPw)

131 I wonder about her dating life. That cannot be so easy.

Yeah, I'm playing the world's tiniest violins just for her right now.

Posted by: Bilbo at November 27, 2009 04:54 PM (DwKMY)

132 The potential for mind blowingly hawt lesbian pron is just staggering, Gentlemen.

Posted by: Al Gore at November 27, 2009 04:59 PM (QECjC)

133 69 I'd hit it. Well, I'd try...
Posted by: Vern Troyer at November 27, 2009 12:48 PM (1+gXO)

Well... you'd probably need a stepladder. But whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: Al Gore at November 27, 2009 05:00 PM (QECjC)

134 Sock puppet begone!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 27, 2009 05:01 PM (QECjC)

135

Wow. she'd wrap her legs around me like a caduceus.

Or so I wish.

Posted by: effinayright at November 27, 2009 05:02 PM (7M8Py)

136 A cool girl around the local pub is 6'6". No, she's not a tranny: every Gaussian curve has a right hand side. Yes, her dating life is difficult: 6 foot+ guys go after the ladies in the 5'9" range.

Also: remember in the first Deuce Bigolo movie, when Deuce dated this one very tall lady? Remember how every passing douchebag called out "that's one TALL bitch!" It's true: average people suck. Most guys probably would like to date Eve but they don't want the bullshit.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 27, 2009 05:05 PM (IJMBR)

137 Imagine her boy friend:

When they're toe to toe his nose is in it.

When they're nose to nose his toes is in it.

Posted by: Jack is Back! at November 27, 2009 05:06 PM (RDe5k)

138
I see that she's 205 cm. tall, which tranlates to 6'8.5" in human terms. I like the fact that she stands tall and wears heels, instead of slouching and wearing flats like so many tall women do: they should remember that they're not too tall - everyone else is too short.

Posted by: Brown Line at November 27, 2009 05:14 PM (a/YZv)

139

She looked really different in the movie 300.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at November 27, 2009 05:15 PM (f4sLg)

140 139
She looked really different in the movie 300.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at November 27, 2009 05:15 PM (f4sLg)

She played Xerxes?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 27, 2009 05:25 PM (QECjC)

141 Man, Thanksgiving at her house must be great.

Her: "Breasts or thighs?"

Guest: "Thank You!!!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 27, 2009 05:27 PM (QECjC)

142 mmm. would hit that big time... she's probably kills the guys afterward like a praying mantis

Posted by: DanCT at November 27, 2009 05:35 PM (kYvST)

143 She's in training to fulfill a lifetime ambition-- to become the Fifty-Foot Woman.

Posted by: Golem14 at November 27, 2009 05:44 PM (2X8VA)

144 124 -- no, I am not a midget-midget...just short, and married to a guy who likes to put things on the top shelf of the cupboard and hide the step stool

Posted by: unknown jane at November 27, 2009 05:49 PM (5/yRG)

145

138 -- I had a friend in college who was 6'2", always wore high heels; she was pretty decent looking and super smart too -- so a lot of guys were intimidated by her, but just as many were intrigued. Actually, before my husband and I met, he used to hit on her from time to time.

And I always felt self conscious standing next to her; never felt at all that way standing next to my beauty pageant finalist friend, but my tall friend...yep, I felt...small.

Posted by: unknown jane at November 27, 2009 05:56 PM (5/yRG)

146 Tall girls are hard to put down.

Posted by: Mark L at November 27, 2009 05:59 PM (Od5Zl)

147 Oh my oh my. I'd hit that like tannerite at the Knob Creek shoot...

Posted by: mcassill at November 27, 2009 06:04 PM (0w3vK)

148 Cracks me up that she's wearing heels in a couple of them. What, she's worried about Shaquille O'Neal kissing her on the forehead?

Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2009 06:16 PM (I3Udb)

149 At long last, the identity of Hagrid's mother has finally been revealed!

Posted by: Lee at November 27, 2009 06:26 PM (TcVyy)

150 She has got to be the tallest tranny I've ever seen.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 27, 2009 06:26 PM (hoowK)

151 Oh my god. I'm 5'1". She'd step on me.

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I still feel skeptical; would someone run this by Megan McArdle? I would send her the link myself, but she might snap me into three pieces . . .

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Not to mention the fact that her managers are putting her in platforms and shooting her in platform shoes, next to little 4'11 ladies that *I* would probably tower over. (I love those women, BTW: I send them chocolates every year for Christmas.)

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Alas, taking another look... I think you may be right.

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If I'm not back in ~~ten minutes~~ three days, send a search party. No dogs. That would be weird.

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You mean I might FINALLY have a chance of getting my picture taken with a good look model? Where do I go to get in line?

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Those are pretty obviously fake boobs. and if that isn't a tranny I'll eat my hat.

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I didn't have time to read all the comments to see if this one was already said.

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Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 29, 2009 01:00 AM (q6dIH)

189 Oh boo-hoo, you're worried about her dating life? I'm NOT young, NOT tall and NOT good looking. Worry about MY dating life, douchebag.

Also I'm broke as hell

Posted by: Amos at November 29, 2009 01:33 AM (gvnPt)

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