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Overnight Open Thread - Turkey Day Edition (Mætenloch)

Happy Thanksgiving all. I hope everyone had some good food and good times with friends and family. Personally I've always found that I could love my family a lot more along with some rum and coke. Whiskey if certain branches show up. And of course the same is probably true of your fellow ONT sub-morons.

Remembering the Great Cincinnati Turkey Drop
Oh the humanity. A day that will live in infamy at the Pinedale shopping center. And when I saw this as kid, it was my first inkling that well maybe turkeys can't fly. You can see more here and the entire episode here.

10 Odd Hybrid Animals
Some of these are just wrong.

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Tranny Watch: Dude Looks Like a Lady(boy)
Take the spot the tranny challenge. It's harder than it looks which is why you can never be too careful in Thailand.

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Royal Navy Now Giving Sailors PSPs
For 'studying'. I actually have a PSP and reading docs on it would be kinda awkward at best - a cheap netbook would be a much better solution.

Georgia high court rules lawn mower isn't a motor vehicle
So does this mean you can't get an MWI in GA?

Breeders Now Raising Poison-free Blowfish
Friends that have tried fugu tell me that it's just ehh without that extra frisson of flavor from cheating death.

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Comments

1 Home again, home again.  Jiggidy-Jig.  Stuffed with bird and the leg of a pig.

Posted by: toby928 at November 26, 2009 09:57 PM (PD1tk)

2 Run, Runner!

Posted by: Logan 5 at November 26, 2009 09:58 PM (n1uMU)

3 Why do scientists desperately want something so bad, AGW, to be true?  Politicians like Al Gore, I understand, but the scientists have me puzzled.  Is it as simple as grant money?  Really?

Posted by: The Hammer at November 26, 2009 09:59 PM (YBTwf)

4 Methinks the tranny is the one on the right. Time to check...

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 09:59 PM (G8e6m)

5 so glad today is over. It isn't a family get together unless there is at least 1 fight, 1 drunken grandma, 1 person spending a night in jail and everyone taking an afternoon nap

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:00 PM (cBeTr)

6 NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 10:00 PM (G8e6m)

7 I hope Kratos is around tonight, as I'm playing the new God of War Collection for the PS3. Graphics look great in HD!

Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 10:01 PM (hvKlD)

8 That seals it, I'm never going to Thailand.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 10:01 PM (G8e6m)

9 The Tranny Watch link frightens me.  Yet I am drawn to it.  It intrigues me and calls out to me like the Sirens of Sirenum scopuli.  Must resist temptation to click link...

Posted by: The Hammer at November 26, 2009 10:02 PM (YBTwf)

10 Run, Runner!

<leans back from the typewriter with a giant sense of accomplishment>

Posted by: "Whip-Smart" Hollywood Writer at November 26, 2009 10:02 PM (Ta/V3)

11 Greetings from Chi-town. Once again, posting on an iPhone is teh suck and my WiFi is not free as I had thought, so the phone is extra slow. I hope everyone had a great T day. My cousins threw an awesome dinner together for 20 people. I love this city so much!

Posted by: Sassypants at November 26, 2009 10:02 PM (PY3mi)

12 Sailors can break a ball bearing. Those PSPs won't last a month.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 10:02 PM (dQdrY)

13 Happy Thanksgiving morons!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 10:03 PM (hA5JK)

14 Greetings from Chi-town.

boo. If only you fucktards would stop moving to up here in the south eastern Wisconsin and I would still love this State

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:05 PM (cBeTr)

15 #3...nevermind. 

"Obama administration climate czar Carol Browner on Wednesday rejected claims that e-mails stolen from a British university show climate scientists trumped up global warming numbers, saying she considers the science settled"

From WT via HA.


Posted by: The Hammer at November 26, 2009 10:05 PM (YBTwf)

16 Is it as simple as grant money?

Essentially, yes it is.  Plus, they get to be part of the priesthood of the new, all powerful environmental church.  Bonus.

Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 10:05 PM (n1uMU)

17 How did it go with your mom Eliz?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 26, 2009 10:05 PM (PY3mi)

18 Note to self : Thailand not worth the risk.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 26, 2009 10:05 PM (muUqs)

19 Money, prestige, cool pocket protectors.

Posted by: huerfano at November 26, 2009 10:06 PM (vtuZz)

20 Regarding the Thai folks: if you can't tell the difference, is there a difference?

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:08 PM (R484t)

21 Hey, if banging a hot Thai tranny is wrong, I don't want to be right.  Its not ghey if you think about women while you do it.

Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 10:09 PM (n1uMU)

22 Regarding the Thai folks: if you can't tell the difference, is there a difference?

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:08 PM (R484t)


depends if you want to wake up with a dick in your ass or not, sailors need not apply

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:10 PM (cBeTr)

23 Note to self : Thailand not worth the risk.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 26, 2009 10:05 PM (muUqs)

What risk?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 10:10 PM (dQdrY)

24

Regarding the Thai folks: if you can't tell the difference, is there a difference?

Yes. Yes, there most certainly is.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 10:12 PM (G8e6m)

25 Trannys and blowfish on the same ONT? Anything you'd like to tell us, Maet?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 10:12 PM (dQdrY)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 26, 2009 10:12 PM (4bKH4)

27
Quiet at last! A rather LARGE (siblings) crowd showed up for dessert at 6p.
No fights.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 26, 2009 10:13 PM (g7J39)

28 Best. Episode. Ever. 

The turkey drop thing, not the trannies. 

Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2009 10:13 PM (su3hy)

29 depends if you want to wake up with a dick in your ass or not, sailors need not apply

Posted by: fartbubble

Indeed. Beauty and state of intoxication will play a leading role in the final decision.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:13 PM (R484t)

30 25 Trannys and blowfish on the same ONT? Anything you'd like to tell us, Maet?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 10:12 PM (dQdrY)

Watch yer cornhole?

Nope that's just teh randomness of the ONT.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 26, 2009 10:15 PM (CA825)

31 Anybody want a used aircraft carrier?  Cheap?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 26, 2009 10:12 PM (4bKH4)


We get to destroy the White House with this, right?

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:15 PM (cBeTr)

32 26,

Screw Vegas, screw NOLA. This is where the AoSHQ convention is held.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:16 PM (R484t)

33 Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: NortonPete at November 26, 2009 10:17 PM (fVuwW)

34 #3...nevermind.

"Obama administration climate czar Carol Browner on Wednesday rejected claims that e-mails stolen from a British university show climate scientists trumped up global warming numbers, saying she considers the science settled"

From WT via HA.

Posted by: The Hammer

Looks like Barry is going all in.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:18 PM (R484t)

35 Anybody want a used aircraft carrier?  Cheap?

It can be sold to a non-profit organization.  Isn't ACORN a non-profit?  This would be a nice deterrence for any future pesky hidden camera pimp/prostitute teams.

Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 10:18 PM (n1uMU)

36 gotta remember to bring my beating cane with me tomorrow morning

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:19 PM (cBeTr)

37 Happy Thanksgiving all!

Posted by: Freida Lay at November 26, 2009 10:19 PM (ax4Qo)

38 Dubai is having a going out of business sale.

Everything must go!

Our prices are insane!

Allah willing.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:20 PM (R484t)

39 Dubai is having a going out of business sale.

Everything must go!

Our prices are insane!

Allah willing.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:20 PM (R484t)

considering the amount of money they were blowing the last 15-20 years, surprised that this surprises anyone

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:23 PM (cBeTr)

40 #34...I don't understand why the smartest politician evah made the announcement he's going to Hopenchangen before more of this fleshes out. 

What if more hoaxie stuff comes to light in the next week?  What if scientists start resigning and walking back some of their claims.  Then B to the O has to make a decision, stay on a sinking ship or change his plans and look like he acted hastily in the face of obvious evidence he shouldn't go.  

Even if he thinks Climategate will blow over, he could have held out his announcement for another week or so and let things play out more and risked much less. 

 He really has poor political judgment. 

Posted by: The Hammer at November 26, 2009 10:25 PM (YBTwf)

41 Please cum to Thailand.We luv you long time.

Posted by: Lonely in Thailand at November 26, 2009 10:27 PM (muUqs)

42

Carol Browner and Barry Obama, doubling down on stupid.

Posted by: huerfano at November 26, 2009 10:27 PM (vtuZz)

43 [spam]

Posted by: hgsdewss at November 26, 2009 10:28 PM (7MDad)

44 time for the Christmas songs

http://tinyurl.com/yjxoz7n

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:28 PM (cBeTr)

45 I see over at Gateway Pundit that The One has given up
US control of the Internet. Just to show how Great he is, so we Ugly Americans aren't too proud and all.

Any ideas why Obama doesn't just renounce his citizenship, and get it over with?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 10:28 PM (QECjC)

46 That KRP episode has to be in the top ten all time of comedy moments.  Funny from end to end.

BTW:  Poison-free blowfish are for pussies.

Happy Thanksgiving, morons.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 26, 2009 10:30 PM (MZhz7)

47

#40

"I won," he explained. Like he needs a rational reason to do anything.

Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 10:30 PM (hvKlD)

48
PGIS, this may not be the best place to hang out tonight runner sweetie.

Just a hunch.

Posted by: Blazer at November 26, 2009 10:30 PM (+FzLa)

49 44,

No. No. No. I used to work retail many years ago. Never want to hear another one again.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:31 PM (R484t)

50 Any ideas why Obama doesn't just renounce his citizenship, and get it over with?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 10:28 PM (QECjC)

He hates us and is not done breaking every thing we love?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 10:31 PM (dQdrY)

51 Any ideas why Obama doesn't just renounce his citizenship, and get it over with?

What citizenship?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 26, 2009 10:32 PM (muUqs)

52 Any ideas why Obama doesn't just renounce his citizenship, and get it over with?

Because, in his mind, he is exactly the kind of American everyone should strive to be.  We need his shining example of perfection to light the way to our wonderful future.  If he just renounced his citizenship all of us clueless yokels would be lost.

Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 10:32 PM (n1uMU)

53 50 Any ideas why Obama doesn't just renounce his citizenship, and get it over with?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 10:28 PM (QECjC)

He plans to renounce our citizenship.

Posted by: huerfano at November 26, 2009 10:33 PM (vtuZz)

54 PGIS, this may not be the best place to hang out tonight runner sweetie.

Just a hunch.

Posted by: Blazer at November 26, 2009 10:30 PM (+FzLa)




No shit Sherlock.

Shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: The Sandmen at November 26, 2009 10:33 PM (+FzLa)

55 Somebody with some balls or some ovaries should stand up on one of the Sunday propaganda shows and ask why the hell nobody is frakking talking about Climategate.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:34 PM (R484t)

56 44,

No. No. No. I used to work retail many years ago. Never want to hear another one again.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:31 PM (R484t)

ha, used to work at Toy Works for 5 years where we used to play one Christmas cd over and over again starting the first day of November till the day after Christmas. Every year, same cd. In the third year I said fuck it and bartered for me to get into the midnight stocking shift

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:35 PM (cBeTr)

57 Somebody with some balls or some ovaries should stand up on one of the Sunday propaganda shows and ask why the hell nobody is frakking talking about Climategate.
Thai tranny have to do everything.

Posted by: Thai tranny at November 26, 2009 10:36 PM (vtuZz)

58 No shit Sherlock.

Shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: The Sandmen at November 26, 2009 10:33 PM (+FzLa)

Damn. I had Rahm figured for a Harkonnen.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 10:37 PM (dQdrY)

59 Sassy,

Dinner went well. My mother must have taken all of her medication this week because she wasn't too bad. Now I'm making turkey sandwiches for Mortis since he has to be at work at midnight tonight

How was your day?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 10:38 PM (hA5JK)

60 @55 You think they will let anyone on the Sunday shows that is a risk to do something like that?

We will get the usual sycophants telling us the emails mean nothing and the science is settled, that there is nothing to the scandal but desperate Palinistas making trouble.

Shame on us if it works.

Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 10:39 PM (n1uMU)

61 Our store Christmas songs were piped in from the home office in Atlanta. Most were ones I liked.

"Santa Baby" by Madonna was not one of them.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:40 PM (R484t)

62

Is tonight's sponsor a hint, Maetenloch?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:40 PM (RZ8pf)

63 15 #3...nevermind. 

"Obama administration climate czar Carol Browner on Wednesday rejected claims that e-mails stolen from a British university show climate scientists trumped up global warming numbers, saying she considers the science settled"

From WT via HA.

No real scientist would ever make the claim "The science is settled".  Scientists (the real ones) dedicate their lives to the pursuit of knowledge.  We are still making breakthroughs in fields that have been studied for thousands of years.

What are Carol Browner's credentials?  What is her greatest sceintific achievement?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 26, 2009 10:41 PM (IqfKc)

64

Have you ever been so drunk with three Thai ladyboys that they had to carry you back aboard ship?

I have. Boy, was it blustery that night!

Posted by: Ed mahmoud all thaied uo at November 26, 2009 10:42 PM (gSxol)

65 That seals it, I'm never going to Thailand.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 10:01 PM (G8e6m)

It's just like the Philippines, never pick up a girl on the street. If you want one, make sure you pick her up in the bar, and she works there. If you're still unsure (because you're drunk or whatever), do a  good package check. Also, remember, last time I checked, one of every three had the virus in Thailand.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 10:42 PM (EhlQq)

66

Is tonight's sponsor a hint, Maetenloch?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:40 PM (RZ8pf)






Oh, RUNNAHHH !!!!

Posted by: Blazer at November 26, 2009 10:42 PM (+FzLa)

67 Our store Christmas songs were piped in from the home office in Atlanta. Most were ones I liked.

"Santa Baby" by Madonna was not one of them.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:40 PM (R484t)

the album we played was Have Yourself a Jazzy Little Christmas

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:43 PM (cBeTr)

68 What's the big deal about Thai trannies? Rahm used to be a ballerina.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 10:43 PM (QECjC)

69 Non-poisonous blowfish is bad for business, bad juju!

Posted by: Haitian Voodoo Doc at November 26, 2009 10:44 PM (gSxol)

70 60,

That's just it. We need somebody whom they think is cool to snap, punch out George Snuffluppagus, nipple twist Donna Brazille and David Brooks, then take hostages and die in a massive firefight with a SWAT team.

So, Mr. Will, you ready to save your Country?

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:45 PM (R484t)

71

We were listening to Christmas music on the local FM station and for some reason they had McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time" on heavy rotation. It was all I could do not to rip the radio out of the wall and throw it through the fucking window.

I hate that damned song.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 10:46 PM (G8e6m)

72

#63 What are Carol Browner's credentials?  What is her greatest sceintific achievement?

I believe Air Supply said it best... "Making love up shit, out of nothing at all..."

Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 10:47 PM (hvKlD)

73 Elizabeth, thanks for passing on my email to Rum!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:47 PM (RZ8pf)

74 Someone in another thread accused you and rummy of hiding sausage, PGiS.

Didn't say what kind... Pepperoni?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 10:48 PM (QECjC)

75 man, Adam Baldwin going after liberals once again

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:48 PM (cBeTr)

76 you're welcome PGiS!

How was your Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 10:49 PM (hA5JK)

77

And Sassypants, thought of you today in Chicago as we were having a discussion about our Marshall Fields equivalent, Frederick & Nelson, and how much we all missed it and how blah Macy's is.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:49 PM (RZ8pf)

78 Happy Thanksgiving, ONT morons! I'm at my aunts still and sort of feel like I'm in hell...

Posted by: Wherestherum at November 26, 2009 10:50 PM (kXU6U)

79

Someone in another thread accused you and rummy of hiding sausage, PGiS.

What? Whose sausage were we hiding?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:50 PM (RZ8pf)

80 We need somebody whom they think is cool to snap, punch out George Snuffluppagus

Yes, please.  I can just see Will snap and do that too.  I bet when he snapped he would be an out and out badass too. 

Please, Mr. Will think of the country.

Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 10:51 PM (n1uMU)

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:51 PM (cBeTr)

82 Yet another reason to demand a complete set of medical records from any lovely ladies encountered in Thailand.  Even IF they can launch projectiles from their vay-jay-jays or whatever.

Posted by: mcassill at November 26, 2009 10:51 PM (WiHfw)

83 I was hiding a bratwurst. Who ratted me out?

Posted by: Wherestherum at November 26, 2009 10:52 PM (kXU6U)

84 78 Happy Thanksgiving, ONT morons! I'm at my aunts still and sort of feel like I'm in hell...

I know your name is where's the rum, but if you are in hell, might I suggest Tequilla (official drink of hell)?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 26, 2009 10:52 PM (IqfKc)

85

uggggh, i am turkeyed out, tomorrow my and the porcelian goddess will chat for a while

sassy, if you are in chitown for xmas/new years you are invited over to the family parties

#1 thai rule, if she's superhot....its a dude

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 26, 2009 10:52 PM (xsy8t)

86

Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 10:42 PM (EhlQq)

I'll leave Thailand to the true hardcore adventure travellers. I'll just do the sissy boy shit like going over Niagara Falls in nothing but a SpongeBob innertube or hunting Great Whites off of South Africa with a rusty nail file.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 10:52 PM (G8e6m)

87 @78: it's always great to hear of close-knit families, rummy! What is your aunt doing that's so hellish?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 10:52 PM (QECjC)

88 Got a container full of thai girls(?) coming into the port next week for a new business venture. Any ideas where I can get some tax advice?

Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 10:52 PM (xEHev)

89

My Thanksgiving actually turned out to be quite lovely. I now have a fridge full of delicious leftovers, and a nice apple cider/brandy cocktail to drink.

Unfortunately there are still a few dishes in the sink, including the turkey pan. Blech.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:52 PM (RZ8pf)

90 PGiS..Dave..

here.29

Posted by: sickinmass at November 26, 2009 10:52 PM (g7J39)

91 pgis, same invitation to you

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 26, 2009 10:53 PM (xsy8t)

92 @79: they didn't say exactly, nor how much sausage we're talking about.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 10:54 PM (QECjC)

93 Got a container full of thai girls(?) coming into the port next week for a new business venture. Any ideas where I can get some tax advice?
Posted by: Bill in Baltimore

1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in D.C.

Just walk right in.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:54 PM (R484t)

94 7 I hope Kratos is around tonight, as I'm playing the new God of War Collection for the PS3. Graphics look great in HD!

Lucky dog.  Good for you.  I dunno if there's any "new" content in that though.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 26, 2009 10:54 PM (otlXg)

95 [spam spam]

Posted by: jason at November 26, 2009 10:54 PM (/N/+G)

96 94  Just a playable demo of GoW3, but I'm holding off on playing that until I go through 1 and 2 again.

Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 10:55 PM (hvKlD)

97

Carol Browner was on the board of one of Al Gore's companies.  Even socialists have to make a (very good) living.

Posted by: huerfano at November 26, 2009 10:55 PM (vtuZz)

98 88 Got a container full of thai girls(?) coming into the port next week for a new business venture. Any ideas where I can get some tax advice?

I dunno where to get that advice.   Best bets are to ask a representative in an ACORN office or Miss'80sbaby. 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 26, 2009 10:56 PM (otlXg)

99 Anyone know where I can get CD keys?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 10:56 PM (QECjC)

100 Poison-free blowfish is about as much fun as Russian Roulette with blanks.

Posted by: Aaron at November 26, 2009 10:57 PM (pVvKc)

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:57 PM (cBeTr)

102 PGiS-
My mother doesn't do many things that make sense, but one of the few things that does is that doesn't serve dessert until after all the dishes are done and all the leftovers are put away. IT's the fastest way to get everyone in the kitchen helping with the dishes

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 10:58 PM (hA5JK)

103

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 10:52 PM (G8e6m)

My older brother was in Bangkok from 71-74. I got there once in the 90's. I was also on the last TDY to Clark AB, PI in 91. Shortly after I left, Mt. Pinatubo blew up and Clark was no more. I shed a lot of tears over that. Got a couple pics of the mountain steaming but nobody thought it would blow like that.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 10:58 PM (EhlQq)

104 @100: don't you remember that idiot actor that killed himself firing off a pistol loaded with blanks against his temple about 15 years ago?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 10:59 PM (QECjC)

105

thailand is a sailor's best friend

i miss that port

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 26, 2009 11:00 PM (xsy8t)

106 It's he'll because we didn't have any of the traditional fixings! No turkey, no mashed potatoes, no green beans. And the only alcohol here is a bottle of Cabernet.

My family isn't horrible just weird and mismatched. It's like being in the twilight zone.

Posted by: Wherestherum at November 26, 2009 11:00 PM (kXU6U)

107 Yeah, that guy who was on Voyagers.  Good show.  What a waste.

Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 11:01 PM (n1uMU)

108 Subic was great good times. It is good to be rich.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 11:01 PM (dQdrY)

109 It's he'll because we didn't have any of the traditional fixings! No turkey, no mashed potatoes, no green beans

Wow. So what did you eat??

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 11:01 PM (hA5JK)

110

Re: 90

Darn it Rum, they are on to us. I thought all our talk of shoes and Disney characters would've had them fooled.

Maybe if we show them boob pictures again they'll be distracted...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 11:01 PM (RZ8pf)

111 104,

I remember that. They were pushing to make him a superstar.

Senseless.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 11:02 PM (R484t)

112 wonder how busy the titty bar is going to be tomorrow

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 11:02 PM (cBeTr)

113

110

Yes, that would work. Quickly!

Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 11:03 PM (hvKlD)

114

From the hacked emails.

Ace to Inner_Circle

The ONT plan is coming along well. They have no idea how much personal 411 we've been compiling on them. In a few more months Phase II: The Extortion, will commence. My only worry is that Dave and steve are going to blow their covers as ParanoidGirl and wherestherum. Hopefully they can keep up appearances and continue to hide the sausages.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 11:03 PM (dQdrY)

115 Subic was great good times. It is good to be rich.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 11:01 PM (dQdrY)

Never made it to Subic. By the time I started going to Clark, the NPA was killing Americans and we weren't even allowed to go to Camp John Hay because we were TDY from Korea. A close friend of mine from those days wants me to go back there with him for a vacation but I'm married and he married again recently. He lived there for four years. Don't think it'll happen for a long time.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 11:05 PM (EhlQq)

116 @110: don't worry, paranoidgirl
& rummy: the fact you're sausage hiders makes you OK, in my book.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 11:07 PM (QECjC)

117  Got a container full of thai girls(?) coming into the port next week for a new business venture. Any ideas where I can get some tax advice?


The ACORN people are the greatest for giving tax advice, at least if you are a mega-hot babe like me.

Posted by: Hannah Giles at November 26, 2009 11:08 PM (WiHfw)

118 Man who swallow too much Double Bubble fartbubble

Posted by: Confucious at November 26, 2009 11:09 PM (gSxol)

119 Elizabeth,
We had prime rib, mashed yams, Brussel sprouts and some other odd things. Dessert is marginally better but still not traditional. No pie to be had.

No boobie pics of me tonight. I'm still with family.

Posted by: Wherestherum at November 26, 2009 11:09 PM (kXU6U)

120

Tax attorney. They have about the same morals as ACORN, but their advice is good and they won't talk.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 11:10 PM (dQdrY)

121 I'm still full.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:11 PM (74HjV)

122 If Hannah Giles turns out to be a tranny, it will be the most disturbing revelation since I discovered Hanson were boys.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 11:12 PM (QECjC)

123 Thank god for iPhone.

Anyone want to send me some leftover turkey and mashed taters?

Posted by: Wherestherum at November 26, 2009 11:13 PM (kXU6U)

124 104 John Eric Hexum....spelling probably off.I remember because I watched the series and my sister had a crush on him.They replaced him but the show died after that.Or did you mean Brandon Lee in The Crow?

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:14 PM (74HjV)

125 I have a Deep Sleep pistol.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:15 PM (74HjV)

126 If Hannah Giles turns out to be a tranny, it will be the most disturbing revelation since I discovered Hanson were boys.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 11:12 PM (QECjC)

eww, knowing that I've jerked off to a dude would fucking suck

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 11:15 PM (cBeTr)

127

#1:  The WKRP episode was based on an actual true event.

#2:  Anyone else have a hankering to pull some ACORN stings?  I'm feeling it lately.  They seem too stupid not to fall for it again.

#3:  My mother, God love her, is a shitty cook.  I can't wait for Mrs. North to throw us a real feast on Sunday.

#4:  Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Truman North at November 26, 2009 11:15 PM (XH/G8)

128 rum,

I would if I had any. I just made sandwiches for the man out of all of our leftovers. He has to be at work at midnight tonight

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 11:16 PM (hA5JK)

129 And not knowing makes it better how?

Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 11:16 PM (hvKlD)

130 124 Also the theme song was "I need a hero" by what's her name?

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:16 PM (74HjV)

131 @124: I meant the TV actor. What, some other guy did the same thing?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 11:17 PM (QECjC)

132 Hey, anyone here know if those three SEALs are getting their counsel paid for, or is there any fundraising?  I am so pissed about the way they're being hauled off while scumbags get the red carpet in New York.

Posted by: urrrrrrrgh! at November 26, 2009 11:17 PM (I3Udb)

133

I can’t decide if I should go shopping tomorrow morning or not. There are a few really good deals at Macys on some household goods I’ve been wanting. On the other hand, I think I can order them online and get the deals anyway.

 

Maybe I’ll wake up in the morning and check to see if the things are on sale online and if they are buy them online and go back to sleep.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 11:18 PM (RZ8pf)

134 Damn sockpuppet, I wrote post #132

Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2009 11:18 PM (I3Udb)

135 131 No Lee was killed by a gun on set that was loaded with real ammo!I don't remember if anyone was ever even prosecuted.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:18 PM (74HjV)

136 PGiS,

That sounds like a good plan to me. I think online shopping is much safer than going out in that mess tomorrow!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 11:18 PM (hA5JK)

137 133 I just took care of two people for Christmas.Online shopping rules!

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:19 PM (74HjV)

138 He should change his name to DriveBy North.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 11:19 PM (dQdrY)

139 93 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in DC




Yeah! If I can get there while the tent is still pitched might even be able to make a couple bucks.

Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 11:19 PM (lW1I3)

140 See the commercial of the Zero catching a pass from Drew Brees?He's wearing the mommy jeans in it.Lord save us!

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:20 PM (74HjV)

141 thinking of Chad Johnson...err, Chad Ochocinco while I fumble to put on a condom would suck

http://tinyurl.com/ylbeump

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 11:21 PM (cBeTr)

142 What else is great about tonight?  I can play Christmas tunes and not feel guilty!

Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2009 11:21 PM (I3Udb)

143 Thanksgiving seems to have a lot of odd, one-off side dishes that you would never see in a million years at a restaurant.

e.g. creamed onions or mince meat pie.

Did anyone eat anything strange today?

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at November 26, 2009 11:22 PM (gxVc6)

144 Seeing a photo of Helen Thomas as I'm mounting some chick would suck the mostess.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 11:24 PM (QECjC)

145 Did anyone eat anything strange today?

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at November 26, 2009 11:22 PM (gxVc6)

jellied eel? That's not really strange and we eat it during Thanksgiving each year. I dunno, today is really not the day to go crazy on odd foods

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 11:25 PM (cBeTr)

146 135 Lee was killed by real ammo



wrong. They filmed a shot with fake plastic bullets in a close up of the gun. When the prop guy changed it out with blanks he missed one of the plastic bullets. The blank fired the plastic insert into his temple.

Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 11:25 PM (lW1I3)

147 Seeing a photo of Helen Thomas as I'm mounting some chick would suck the mostess.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 11:24 PM (QECjC)

I'd hit it though

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 11:25 PM (cBeTr)

148 144 You'd set an endurance record.If you could keep it up......

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:25 PM (74HjV)

149 Where were you when the turkeys came down?

Posted by: mpur at November 26, 2009 11:27 PM (K5EyT)

150 146 Ahh interesting.I'd forgotten the details.Tragic because he was a young up and coming star.He died even younger than his father.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:27 PM (74HjV)

151 Interesting I ordered American Girl doll stuff for a Christmas gift and now the adis on AOSHQ.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:28 PM (74HjV)

152 Ahh interesting.I'd forgotten the details.Tragic because he was a young up and coming star.He died even younger than his father.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:27 PM (74HjV)


Rapid Fire still has the most realistic and bad ass fight scenes in the last 20 years

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 11:29 PM (cBeTr)

153

My house still smells really good from all the food.

 

I did not eat anything weird today. We stuck with the traditional.

 

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 11:30 PM (RZ8pf)

154 Here I am!

Posted by: katya at November 26, 2009 11:32 PM (yRd67)

155

154

You have to be the absolute, all time, worst player of hide-and-go-seek. Just sayin'

Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 11:34 PM (hvKlD)

156 Yeah Rapid Fire was a pretty good movie. Showdown in little Tokyo with him and Dolph Lundgren was pretty good too. Plus Tia Carrerra naked never hurts the ratings.

Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 11:34 PM (lW1I3)

157 Hi katya!
How was your Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 11:35 PM (hA5JK)

158


Oh for fucksakes, get yourselves together.

Posted by: Blazer at November 26, 2009 11:38 PM (+FzLa)

159 Hey, I think I just figured out why David Carradine hung himself in Thailand!

Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 11:39 PM (lW1I3)

160

Hi all.

 

Celebrated the first annual Angstgiving feast here at the homestead.  Zuni Roasted Chicken, Dressing, Applesauce, and Grits-O-Gravy. 

 Prepared and eaten while listening to Heavy Metal (double albums exclusively). 

No Friends, No Family.  Just me and my aching back, some Flexoril, Spaten Optimators, and Coke in Bottles.

Rockin' out with my dog.

 

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2009 11:40 PM (8YKNf)

161 just exhausted......but happy...hope you all had a wonderful family and love filled day .....

my friend just texted me and I lol she said "my tongue is so sore, I was literally biting it all day..."

Posted by: curious at November 26, 2009 11:42 PM (p302b)

162 How much is too much to spend on a gag gift?

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 11:43 PM (cBeTr)

163 All three girls in the photo are ladyboys, for those of you can't spot an obvious trick questions. Or an obvious bulge distending an evening gown.

Bonnie Tyler had the hit of "Holding Our for a Hero,"  Someone else sang a sound-alike cover for the TV series Close Up.


Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 26, 2009 11:47 PM (xqhoO)

164 138 He should change his name to DriveBy North.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 11:19 PM (dQdrY)

His wife has his huevos in a jar.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 26, 2009 11:47 PM (dcKUM)

165 Ah, Holding Out not Holding Our for a Hero.


Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 26, 2009 11:48 PM (xqhoO)

166 162 How much is too much to spend on a gag gift?
          For $45, I'll sell you a talking dildo.

Posted by: Larry Flint at November 26, 2009 11:49 PM (AZ9Sg)

167 Three Fiddy

Posted by: Chef's mom at November 26, 2009 11:49 PM (8YKNf)

168 Oh, and copying this over from the Thanksgiving thread, 'cause you deserve the end of the story:

My Thanksgiving dinner for orphans, misfits and stranded foreigners turned out far better than I had feared. All the side dishes were cooked and set aside for reheating and the turkey was in the oven before noon when the kids returned from the parade. Sally, a gregarious Welsh lass, made a point of drawing everybody out while they spectated, so they all knew one another better than I knew any of them and even the painfully bashful Yu Lo was speaking full sentences loudly enough to be heard. Pritee played three songs on my guitar (quite well) and everyone sang along (not quite so well).  We watched the tail end of a dog show and snatches of football game. Young Ronnie was able to explain both the dog judging and American football. He also observed that the eight black T-shirts and five pairs of khakis on my shelf are arranged in order of fadedness. I perhaps need to broaden my wardrove choices a bit.

We drank, talked, got hungry and had a fine feast at 4, The gravy was the only element ever in doubt and a surreptitious can of Campbell's made it thicken up properly. I wisely made too little of everything, leaving very little leftovers after everyone took a dish of turkey for sandwiches back to the dorm. Hosting tip: Slices of bread in a sandwich baggy and foil packets of condiments make the doggy bag complete.

Two handsome and noble brothers took leave from their parents in Queens for a few hours to share dessert, flirt with our women and get the inebriated underclassmen safely back to their dorms. As a bonus to me, they offered to give a lavishly embellished report of the festivities to the bitch who maligned my guests on Monday.

Lesson of the day? There's no point looking for holiday spirit out there, You need to make your own.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 26, 2009 11:51 PM (xqhoO)

169 "Pandora's Box" always sounds dirty to me... Must be why I love this game

Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 11:51 PM (hvKlD)

170 154 Here I am!

"Rock you like a hurricane......"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 26, 2009 11:52 PM (IqfKc)

171 All right, time to turn in --have an all day retreat at work today.  Ugh.

Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2009 11:53 PM (I3Udb)

172 166 162 How much is too much to spend on a gag gift?
          For $45, I'll sell you a talking dildo.


So that is Barack Obama's price?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 26, 2009 11:53 PM (IqfKc)

173 For $45, I'll sell you a talking dildo.

Posted by: Larry Flint at November 26, 2009 11:49 PM (AZ9Sg)

looking at some gay K-Pop wall paper, thinking of doing my friend's whole house in it when he leaves in in a week for Christmas

Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 11:54 PM (cBeTr)

174 $45 Is that with or without the teleprompter?

Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 11:57 PM (lW1I3)

175

Logans Run - Dallas in the 70's.

A gorgeous friend of mine was in it. They only hired blonds and she was a tall very blond girl from Austin. Her husband was from a tiny East texas town and was my freshman college roommate at UT/Austin. They both were brilliant people.

Strange end to story - they are Alex Jones' parents.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 26, 2009 11:57 PM (dcKUM)

176 [more spam shoes]

Posted by: UGG Bailey Button boots at November 26, 2009 11:57 PM (YxfoQ)

177

His wife has his huevos in a jar.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 26, 2009 11:47 PM (dcKUM)

Maybe the trannies could loan him a couple.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 11:58 PM (dQdrY)

178 [spam]

Posted by: Lebron James Shoes at November 26, 2009 11:59 PM (YxfoQ)

179 Hi, Elizabeth.  Turkey day was pretty okay.  Had dinner at my brother-in-law's house.  My college kids are home plus a "homeless" kid my son knows from school.  The weather was awesome for late November in Iowa.

Posted by: katya at November 26, 2009 11:59 PM (yRd67)

180 176 Sheepskin boots have long been popular with people in rural occupations, such as classic short boots,classic tall boots,UGG Bailey Button Boots and baby boots.

That sucks, I was looking for some classic medium boots.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 26, 2009 11:59 PM (IqfKc)

181 174 $45 Is that with or without the teleprompter?
        My dildos stand on their own.

Posted by: Larry Flint at November 27, 2009 12:00 AM (AZ9Sg)

182 [shoe spammers suck]

Posted by: mbt shoes at November 27, 2009 12:01 AM (YxfoQ)

183

Moronettes, I wore the most comfortable dress today. I’d bought it on sale at Nordstrom in September but never figured out an appropriate occasion to wear it so today I thought what the heck. It is one of those long dresses like the chicks in the 70s wore, I think they called them ‘maxi-dresses’ which I always thought sounded stupid because of the whole ‘maxi-pads’ thing. This one wasn’t fugly like some of those 70s styles though, it was a simple long black dress with a very low cut scoop neck.

 

(Did my long dissertation on my dress cement my cover story?)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 12:01 AM (RZ8pf)

184 Palin at national TeaParty Convention in February = kick off of 2010 election season?  2012 season?  Pricey $500+ admission in Nashville: http://tpn.eventbrite.com/?ref=eweb

Posted by: Joseph McCarthy's Envelopes at November 27, 2009 12:03 AM (zL+qc)

185

(Did my long dissertation on my dress cement my cover story?)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 12:01 AM (RZ8pf)

You didn't mention the fabulous shoes you wore with it. You aren't fooling anyone.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 27, 2009 12:03 AM (dQdrY)

186
Holy crap the Jints lost?  Hilarious.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 12:04 AM (x++TB)

187

That’s because my feet were nekkid. The better to show off my totally awesome pedicure.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 12:06 AM (RZ8pf)

188 glad I don't remember this
http://tinyurl.com/nl2aop

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 12:07 AM (cBeTr)

189 Hey, remember that house I mentioned a few weeks ago?  The one we might buy?  Well, we are buying it.  Remember that I said it was much more than a fixer-upper?   That it was more of a "somebody should torch it" house?  Yeah, well, I had another look at the inside of it today.  I'm buying a hazmat suit to work on it.  Seriously.

Posted by: katya at November 27, 2009 12:09 AM (yRd67)

190 Isn't it some kind of foul to talk about booby pictures and naked feet in the same thread without any kind of photographic evidence? Seems like it should be some kind of foul or something...

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 12:09 AM (hvKlD)

191 183

Moronettes, I wore the most comfortable dress today. I’d bought it on sale at Nordstrom in September but never figured out an appropriate occasion to wear it so today I thought what the heck. It is one of those long dresses like the chicks in the 70s wore, I think they called them ‘maxi-dresses’ which I always thought sounded stupid because of the whole ‘maxi-pads’ thing. This one wasn’t fugly like some of those 70s styles though, it was a simple long black dress with a very low cut scoop neck.

 

 

 

 

 

Your "maxi-dress" sounds cool.  Where can I get one?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 27, 2009 12:10 AM (AZ9Sg)

192 Booze run?

Posted by: katya at November 27, 2009 12:17 AM (yRd67)

193 *Crickets*

Posted by: katya at November 27, 2009 12:19 AM (yRd67)

194 Strange end to story - they are Alex Jones' parents.

Ha! So what do they think of their son these days?

Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving to moron nation. I'm so full i can't walk.

Posted by: koopy at November 27, 2009 12:20 AM (XllG0)

195 chirp-chirp?

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 12:20 AM (hvKlD)

196

I’m talking to my sister on the phone that’s why I’ve gone to radio silence.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 12:21 AM (RZ8pf)

197

I’m talking to my sister on the phone that’s why I’ve gone to radio silence.

 

Yeah, but where's everyone else?  Raptured?

Posted by: katya at November 27, 2009 12:22 AM (yRd67)

198 188 glad I don't remember this

Heh, never seen that. I can't believe i watched the whole damn vid, now i got "wrap rap" stuck in my head.

Posted by: koopy at November 27, 2009 12:23 AM (XllG0)

199 Been slow tonight. Guess other peoples families dont suck...

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 12:24 AM (hvKlD)

200 Thanksgiving? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 27, 2009 12:24 AM (97VME)

201 Raptured? Yeah you know what it is. FYI, they hated that song because they thought the rap section was too "white bread".

Posted by: koopy at November 27, 2009 12:25 AM (XllG0)

202  a very low cut scoop neck.

 

 

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 12:01 AM (RZ8pf)

Mmmmmm......

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 27, 2009 12:25 AM (Vu6sl)

203

I’m talking to my sister on the phone that’s why I’ve gone to radio silence.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 12:21 AM (RZ8pf)








Well, at least your recognizing the spirit of the radio,  gramma.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 12:26 AM (+FzLa)

204 Ahhh, die Charlie Gibson joke!

Posted by: gau at November 27, 2009 12:26 AM (n1uMU)

205 Is anybody going to Black Friday sales tomorrow?  You can admit it; it's not like we actually know who you are.

Posted by: katya at November 27, 2009 12:26 AM (yRd67)

206 205 Is anybody going to Black Friday sales tomorrow?  You can admit it; it's not like we actually know who you are.

Yes, if i can pull myself away from the leftovers.

Posted by: koopy at November 27, 2009 12:28 AM (XllG0)

207 Fuck. I just dropped a TV remote onto my laptop screen. Now I have what looks like a little cluster of blown pixels. FML.



Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2009 12:29 AM (hA5JK)

208

WKRP closing theme lyrics are here:

http://mrtim1k.blogspot.com/

;-)

Posted by: w'evver at November 27, 2009 12:29 AM (GkYyh)

209 Hell, my wife left 2 hours ago for Black Friday shopping

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 12:31 AM (hvKlD)

210 Ace posted a thread above this one.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 27, 2009 12:33 AM (dQdrY)

211 Joke?  What joke?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 27, 2009 12:35 AM (WiHfw)

212 Charlie Gibson started life as Charlene Gibson. True story.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 27, 2009 12:36 AM (dQdrY)

213 Joke?  What joke? Posted by: Charles Gibson

Hah, I knew someone would come back with that.  Well played.

Posted by: gau at November 27, 2009 12:37 AM (n1uMU)

214 Take the spot the tranny challenge. It's harder than it looks which is why you can never be too careful in Thailand.

It's much harder than it looks. I give up, which one is Dum-Dum?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2009 12:39 AM (sYxEE)

215 207 Fuck. I just dropped a TV remote onto my laptop screen. Now I have what looks like a little cluster of blown pixels. FML.

Some quick googling pulled this up if you want to check it out.

Posted by: koopy at November 27, 2009 12:41 AM (XllG0)

216 Sorry PGIS and Eliz -- I had fallen asleep temporarily and the thread seemed kind of dead minus the tranny talk. And besides, this posting on iPhone with no wifi capability sucks majorly.

I'm glad everything worked out with your mom, Eliz. She sounded like she was on her best behaviour. She must have really taken a shine to Mortis.

And PGIS - tomorrow I hit some stores in the afternoon. I gave an appointment in the morning. I also think I may have generated some business for myself. One of the women who shared the car with me is a judge who is coming out with a new book in January and she needs an outside publicist. -- separate from her publishing house. So I was pretty psyched.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 27, 2009 12:42 AM (gNxER)

217 [spam shoes]

Posted by: uggs on sale at November 27, 2009 12:45 AM (YxfoQ)

218

Katya, I’m shopping Black Friday sales even as we hang out on the ONT. Stores have put a lot of stuff up online already with the sale prices for tomorrow.

 

But, I might go out for a little bit depending on how I feel in the morning.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 12:45 AM (RZ8pf)

219 no more Wild Turkey

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 12:46 AM (cBeTr)

220 Shit! No one told me there were DISCOUNT sheepskin boots!

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 12:46 AM (hvKlD)

221 thanks koopy

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2009 12:48 AM (hA5JK)

222 Amazon's sale is going to suck this year, I just know it

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 12:51 AM (cBeTr)

223 Where is Laptop Battery Guy when I need him?

Posted by: mcassill at November 27, 2009 12:56 AM (WiHfw)

224 The last of my seven guests have left and the kitchen is clean. It was a good day. Hope you all enjoyed yours.

Posted by: Shannon at November 27, 2009 12:58 AM (niZOC)

225 wonder if a stoned Adrianne Curry will pop up on the Black Friday show this morning, 3 years running she has appeared on the show

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 01:01 AM (cBeTr)

226

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2009 12:39 AM (sYxEE)

I took the test a couple hours ago. I only missed two. But that's kind of like working as EOD. It only takes one and you're done.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 01:03 AM (EhlQq)

227 Powerful Laptop Battery requires turkey too.

Don't worry, tomorrow will bring new reasons for powerful Laptop Battery.

Posted by: Laptop-Battery at November 27, 2009 01:07 AM (dwwPD)

228

You guys are taking this tranny thing too seriously. A couple of Thai trannies does not make you gay.

What?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 27, 2009 01:07 AM (dQdrY)

229 We may go to Menard's tomorrow to get great deals on a bunch of crap we'll need to make our uninhabitable house habitable.

Posted by: katya at November 27, 2009 01:07 AM (yRd67)

230 Loooong day.  Started with my cat pissing in my purse.  Had she only pissed in my shoes, I would have no doubt come here to find suitable replacements.  But, alas, Ace restricts our shoe buying options, here, which is clearly a shoe buying megaplex. 

Posted by: sybilll at November 27, 2009 01:08 AM (k6FKr)

231 I'm thinking the "Crocodile Dundee crotch-grab' would be a necessary maneuver there.

Posted by: mcassill at November 27, 2009 01:08 AM (WiHfw)

232 Hope everyone had a good thanksgiving. Got to do my once a year listen to (ahem, Republican) Arlo Guthrie's famous song, ate lots of turkey, etc., etc., etc.

Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 27, 2009 01:09 AM (dwwPD)

233

You guys are taking this tranny thing too seriously. A couple of Thai trannies does not make you gay.

It's only gay if you like it.

Posted by: mcassill at November 27, 2009 01:10 AM (WiHfw)

234 Powerful laptop-battery suggests lace wigs for your powering needs during holidays.

Posted by: Laptop-Battery at November 27, 2009 01:10 AM (dwwPD)

235 I'm thinking the "Crocodile Dundee crotch-grab' would be a necessary maneuver there.

Posted by: mcassill at November 27, 2009 01:08 AM (WiHfw)

Now that's a knife

Posted by: Paul Hogan at November 27, 2009 01:10 AM (cBeTr)

236 Damn formatting, anyway

Posted by: mcassill at November 27, 2009 01:10 AM (WiHfw)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 01:11 AM (RZ8pf)

238

Katya, if you find a good price on a HazMat suit let me know, I’m still thinking of wearing one when I volunteer in my son’s classroom. Damn kids spread germs like a dog spreads fleas.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 01:13 AM (RZ8pf)

239 nice toes.

Posted by: mcassill at November 27, 2009 01:14 AM (WiHfw)

240

My nekkid toes:

 

http://tinypic.com/r/2dhisgk/6

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 01:11 AM (RZ8pf)


Those would look good in my mouth

Posted by: King Toe Sucker at November 27, 2009 01:16 AM (cBeTr)

241 I love this Christmas song

Colbie Callait - Mistletoe

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2009 01:18 AM (sYxEE)

242 There are not many movies that I can watch over and over again, but for some reason, Goodfellas is one of those movies and it's on Bravo right now *grin*

So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2009 01:19 AM (hA5JK)

243
I would bleed gravy right now if I cut myself.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 01:20 AM (x++TB)

244 So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?

Heat

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2009 01:22 AM (sYxEE)

245 So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2009 01:19 AM (hA5JK)

Caddyshack, Yellowbeard, and She Wore A Yellow Ribbon.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 27, 2009 01:23 AM (dQdrY)

246 Crap, I forgot Name of the Rose and The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 27, 2009 01:24 AM (dQdrY)

247 Big Lebowski, Mallrats, Undercover Brother

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2009 01:25 AM (8YKNf)

248 There are not many movies that I can watch over and over again, but for some reason, Goodfellas is one of those movies and it's on Bravo right now *grin*

So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2009 01:19 AM (hA5JK)

Tetsuo, Clerks, Fong Sai Yuk, Comet Butterfly & Sword, Drunken Master, Godzilla VS Mecha-Godzilla, Ready To Rumble (guilty pleasure), etc etc etc

Posted by: King Toe Sucker at November 27, 2009 01:25 AM (cBeTr)

249 damn sock puppet

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 01:26 AM (cBeTr)

250 So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2009 01:19 AM (hA5JK)

Pretty much anything with John Wayne in it.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 01:26 AM (EhlQq)

251 come on stoned Adrianne Curry

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 01:27 AM (cBeTr)

252

Long time lurker here, I just wanted to say thanks to all you morons and moronettes for all the snort-out-loud wit you provide on a semi-regular basis.  And the sound political wisdom.  I'm going to raise a toast to you now, anyone else drinkign tonight or am I all alone?...

Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:29 AM (OnM4p)

253 252

Long time lurker here, I just wanted to say thanks to all you morons and moronettes for all the snort-out-loud wit you provide on a semi-regular basis.  And the sound political wisdom.  I'm going to raise a toast to you now, anyone else drinkign tonight or am I all alone?...

Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:29 AM (OnM4p)

I'll toast with you!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 27, 2009 01:30 AM (Vu6sl)

254 So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?

Hairspray
To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Victor, Victoria

Posted by: andi sullivan at November 27, 2009 01:31 AM (sYxEE)

255 Awesome conscious!  I knew I wouldn't be alone here tonight, how was your T-Day?

Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:32 AM (OnM4p)

256 ha

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 01:32 AM (cBeTr)

257 So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?

Dark City, Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas come to mind.

Posted by: koopy at November 27, 2009 01:32 AM (XllG0)

258 So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?

Rain Man, it reminds me of the cross country trips on the campaign bus with Barack

Posted by: Joe the Biden at November 27, 2009 01:32 AM (sYxEE)

259 Undercover Brother

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2009 01:25 AM (8YKNf)

I had forgotten about that one. I have the DVD but haven't watched it in a long time. Time to break it out again.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 01:33 AM (EhlQq)

260 Die Hard, Crimson Tide, Boondock Saints, and True Romance. Maybe throw in a little Super Troopers for levity

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 01:33 AM (hvKlD)

261 I'm going to raise a toast to you now, anyone else drinkign tonight or am I all alone?...

I'll join you in spirit, but i'm too full to partake right now

Posted by: koopy at November 27, 2009 01:33 AM (XllG0)

262 Koopy, I saved room for one last beer.

Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:35 AM (OnM4p)

263 And because I've been drinking, of course I forgot all five movies of the New Jersey trilogy: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 01:35 AM (hvKlD)

264 255 Awesome conscious!  I knew I wouldn't be alone here tonight, how was your T-Day?

Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:32 AM (OnM4p)

It was great. I went over to my sisters house for Thanksgiving dinner.  She fixed a delicious meal. It was just my sister, her husband, her daughter and her daughters boyfriend.  It was pretty low key. When I got home, I just hit the couch and watched football.  

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 27, 2009 01:36 AM (Vu6sl)

265 shenme, have you seen "Zack and Miri Make a Porno"?  I loved it.

Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:37 AM (OnM4p)

266 So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?

Wings Over Water (a documentary about Naval Aviation).  Prolly watched it 10 times.
Alien/Aliens
Major League
Victory at Sea (the whole series)
Spies Like Us

...OK, maybe not that last one.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 27, 2009 01:37 AM (XVy8K)

267 I watch Armageddon pretty much every time its on.  Its a sickness.

Posted by: gau at November 27, 2009 01:38 AM (n1uMU)

268 Today is not "Black Friday". Today is "Turkey Sammich Day". All hail!!

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 27, 2009 01:38 AM (Vol3D)

269 I haven't seen it yet. We bought it, but its damn hard to get the movie choice as a newlywed. I have seen The Proposal twice though...

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 01:39 AM (hvKlD)

270 Good night, all.

Posted by: katya at November 27, 2009 01:39 AM (yRd67)

271
Oh yeah, turkey sammich with salt and mayo.  

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 01:39 AM (x++TB)

272 Moronettes, if your husbands/boyfriends don't want to go shopping with you tomorrow, don't take it personal, they just want to stay home and watch football.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 27, 2009 01:40 AM (Vu6sl)

273 Flash Gordon, of course.

Posted by: gau at November 27, 2009 01:41 AM (n1uMU)

274 What a wide variety of movies!

shenme - I love the Kevin Smith movies. I haven't watched them in quite a while. Might be time to NetFlix them again

The Princess Bride is another all time favorite of mine.
And the Die Hard movies always rock.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2009 01:41 AM (hA5JK)

275 Conscious, I was lucky enough to have a chef invite me and my family over for dinner.  The food was awesome, our kids played together beautifully and his stepfather-in-law told me the story of his return trip to Vietnam 24 yrs after he served as a captain there.  One of my best Thanksgivings ever.

Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:41 AM (OnM4p)

276

I watch Die Hard, The Thin Man, Bringing Up Baby, Auntie Mame. That’s off the top of my head.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 01:42 AM (RZ8pf)

277

Elizabeth,

I love Kevin Smith. Part of the appeal was working at a Blockbuster when Clerks came out. Kind of like Animal House to every dork who joined a frat in college.

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 01:43 AM (hvKlD)

278 275 Conscious, I was lucky enough to have a chef invite me and my family over for dinner.  The food was awesome, our kids played together beautifully and his stepfather-in-law told me the story of his return trip to Vietnam 24 yrs after he served as a captain there.  One of my best Thanksgivings ever.

Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:41 AM (OnM4p)

Now that sounds like a great Thanksgiving.  I'll bet the story of his return trip to Vietnam was very interesting.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 27, 2009 01:44 AM (Vu6sl)

279 Major League is another good one. I watch some of the old ones too. Last night AMC was playing Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers movies. I'm sure I've seen most of them more than a few times as that's my parents era.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 01:45 AM (EhlQq)

280 The Black Swan, Sea Hawk, Captain Blood.  I love the wooden ships era and teh swashbuckling.

Posted by: gau at November 27, 2009 01:45 AM (n1uMU)

281 Part of the appeal was working at a Blockbuster when Clerks came out.

I was working at a mall when Mallrats came out so I understand that appeal

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2009 01:45 AM (hA5JK)

282 shenme, you should let her know that it is a love story. Kevin Smith style.  I wasn't expecting much from it because I'm not a huge fan but it was really funny and sweet and great!  I can't recommend it highly enough.  I think Santa is bringing me it for Xmas.  I've been a very good girl.

Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:45 AM (OnM4p)

283 Good evening all, hope you all had your turkey fill

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 01:46 AM (F+U5/)

284 I used to play Clerks on a loop when I opened. It was the line, "This job'd be great, if it weren't for all the fuckin' customers." Three hours, usually, before a single customer walked through the doors.

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 01:47 AM (hvKlD)

285 Fuck you all!  I'm going berzerker on the turker.

Posted by: Jay at November 27, 2009 01:53 AM (mhIH1)

286 Snickety, snikt, snikt snikt. Berserker style!

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 01:54 AM (hvKlD)

287
Godfathers 1 and 2, the Jersey trilogy CA/Clerks/MR, pretty much any Eastwood movie.  And the Sopranos any time, like I'm doing now.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 01:55 AM (x++TB)

288 Conscious, it was a great story.  He had to sneak in through Bankok.  They took his passport and visa when he landed in Saigon.  He said it was a work related trip but I'm not sure I completely believe him.  Anyway, 8 days later of a 10 day trip they finally gave him his papers back.  And he said that before and during the trip these random people kept asking him if he was looking for POW's.  I'm thinking it was a scam on grieving American's looking for their relatives but I got the feeling he thought it was something a bit more sinister.  In any case, I wished I could have talked to him more but the host brought out his Rock Band and, well, no one else could sing so, you know, I took one for the team...

Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:55 AM (OnM4p)

289 The question is, will PGiS make chemjeff lasagna and bring it to him @ work?  Well, will she?

Posted by: Moron Stalker at November 27, 2009 01:55 AM (mhIH1)

290

Is that a movie reference that just went completely over my head?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 01:58 AM (RZ8pf)

291

I do make good lasagna though…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 01:58 AM (RZ8pf)

292 Gawddangintall!  I'm not even at one of my normal IP's so this hash ain't even gonna get any credit for these puppets for the final tally. 


Posted by: Useless sockpuppet at November 27, 2009 01:59 AM (mhIH1)

293 Umm, what was that about lasagna?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 01:59 AM (F+U5/)

294 So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?

Spartacus
Midnight Cowboy
The Buttler
Cocktale
Dawson's Crack

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at November 27, 2009 01:59 AM (DtTM9)

295 Did somebody say "hash"?  Big titty mermaids!!!!

Posted by: Jay at November 27, 2009 02:00 AM (mhIH1)

296 PGiS yeah it must have been some movie reference

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 02:00 AM (F+U5/)

297 Patton, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda

Posted by: Al at November 27, 2009 02:00 AM (0lyUI)

298 got damn fowgot to take the puppet owf

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 27, 2009 02:00 AM (DtTM9)

299 There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude.  But they don't all bring you lasagna at work.  Most of 'em just cheat on you.

Posted by: Silent Bob at November 27, 2009 02:01 AM (mhIH1)

300
Ahh, Patton, always worth watching.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 02:01 AM (x++TB)

301 In Clerks, the girlfriens makes him lasagna, but the whore that he goes back to did nothing but cheat on him. Guess you had to see the movie. In 1994...

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 02:02 AM (hvKlD)

302 Yeah Patton is good.  "Leave him alone, he's the only son of a bitch here who knows what he's doing."

Posted by: gau at November 27, 2009 02:03 AM (n1uMU)

303 Movies I'll watch over and over:
Any Naked Gun movie
Airplane
Most Star Trek movies
The Resident Evil movies
The Alien movies
The Terminator movies

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 02:03 AM (F+U5/)

304 what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?


Love Actually, Elf, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:04 AM (nsbOF)

305 Oh, and "Dark City".  Good flick.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 02:04 AM (F+U5/)

306 I hope Blazer is in a better mood tonight if he shows up...

Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:04 AM (B5cM9)

307 Oh and anything Disney

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:04 AM (nsbOF)

308 shenme it's been so long since I've seen the movie that I don't remember that part at all.  All I can remember was the black-and-white footage and the very beginning when they were talking about aneurysms.  That's all really.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 02:05 AM (F+U5/)

309 Am I the only one addicted to True Romance?

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 02:05 AM (hvKlD)

310 makes me want to watch Black Cauldron, the most under-rated Disney movie

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 02:05 AM (cBeTr)

311 Anyone else had the pleasure of farting in Shannon Doherty's face while she was giving you a hummer?  Or was it just me?

Posted by: Brodie at November 27, 2009 02:06 AM (mhIH1)

312 Chemjeff, it has been a long time. The whole flick is in black and white!

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 02:06 AM (hvKlD)

313

311

When I relax, I squirt!

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 02:07 AM (hvKlD)

314

Spagetti westerns and Magniicent Seven.

Eastwood movies have to include Where Eagles Dare.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 27, 2009 02:07 AM (dQdrY)

315 Am I the only one addicted to True Romance?

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 02:05 AM (hvKlD)

Pretty much.

Posted by: Sean Penn's brother at November 27, 2009 02:07 AM (mhIH1)

316

Well, I’d take chemjeff lasagna anytime. Though Rum has sort of staked her claim on him and you know she’s all “666” so I don’t really want to cross her.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:08 AM (RZ8pf)

317 True Romance? Oh I saw that movie.  Meh - typical Quentin Tarantino fare with perhaps just slightly less bloodshed.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 02:08 AM (F+U5/)

318 Slap Shot is always good.

Posted by: gau at November 27, 2009 02:08 AM (n1uMU)

319 Classic 1990's Skinemax

Posted by: If Krato Was here at November 27, 2009 02:09 AM (mhIH1)

320 shenme, I really have a terrible time remembering movie plots or actors or anything like that.  To me it's just a story.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 02:09 AM (F+U5/)

321 "Shut the Fuck Up, Donnie."

Posted by: Walter at November 27, 2009 02:09 AM (8YKNf)

322 Hey PGiS that's nice I'd be happy to make you some baked goods sometime, apparently I'm good at making quickbreads

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 02:09 AM (F+U5/)

323 I'm still miffed that I didn't have any turkey or mashed taters and gravy tonight. How is it Thanksgiving with no turkey?!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:09 AM (nsbOF)

324 I'm still miffed that I didn't have any turkey or mashed taters and gravy tonight. How is it Thanksgiving with no turkey?!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:09 AM (nsbOF)

What the duck?

Posted by: Ralphie at November 27, 2009 02:11 AM (mhIH1)

325
I didn't have any turkey or mashed taters and gravy tonight. How is it Thanksgiving with no turkey?!

Holy hell, how did that happen?  That's awful rum, I feel for ya.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 02:11 AM (x++TB)

326 PGiS, I'm willing to share chemjeff with you. You are my soul sista after all.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:11 AM (nsbOF)

327

Have we moved from financial innuendo to food innuendo this evening chemjeff?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:11 AM (RZ8pf)

328 Roadhouse & Red Dawn

Posted by: Blue Yankee at November 27, 2009 02:11 AM (eKgqT)

329

Lovin' the Mallrats quotes...

 

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2009 02:12 AM (8YKNf)

330 The Longest Day & A Bridge Too Far

Posted by: Blue Yankee at November 27, 2009 02:12 AM (eKgqT)

331

317

Come on. I can get the whole, "Well, thats who Tarantino is." But it was the first movie that he wrote that ever saw the light of day. Clarance talking to imaginary Elvis, the whole conversation between Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken? That was cinematic GOLD baby!

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 02:12 AM (hvKlD)

332

Rum, I just stuck some turkey and mashed potatoes with gravy in the slot in my computer to beam it over to you. That is what that slot on the front of the hard drive is for, isn’t it?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:12 AM (RZ8pf)

333 Blazing Saddles

Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 02:13 AM (EhlQq)

334 Holy hell, how did that happen?

Apparently my aunt reimagined Thanksgiving. We had prime rib instead, which was good, but not the same as turkey. The only traditional thing we had was mashed yams.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:13 AM (nsbOF)

335

326 PGiS, I'm willing to share chemjeff with you. You are my soul sista after all.

 

More like White Shedevil.

Posted by: Undercover Brother at November 27, 2009 02:13 AM (8YKNf)

336 Okay so who is going to the gym tomorrow to work off all the Thanksgiving food?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 02:14 AM (F+U5/)

337 No one mentions The Warriors? What the hell....

Posted by: gau at November 27, 2009 02:14 AM (n1uMU)

338 Hey, you know you assholes almost broke my pussy finger.

Posted by: Tony Manero at November 27, 2009 02:14 AM (cBeTr)

339 OMG.  Rum had one of those Iron Chef Thanksgiving meals.

Posted by: Lou Diamond Phillips at November 27, 2009 02:14 AM (mhIH1)

340 'Superbad' - is growing on me as well.

Posted by: Undercover Brother at November 27, 2009 02:14 AM (8YKNf)

341 PGiS, no innuendo, I'll make you some apple cinnamon bread or something for you if you want

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 02:15 AM (F+U5/)

342 I just stuck some turkey and mashed potatoes with gravy in the slot in my computer to beam it over to you. That is what that slot on the front of the hard drive is for, isn’t it?

LOL, thanks, PGiS. If only it really worked that way! But we're having dinner with my other aunt on Sunday and there's rumours of a turkey for that one. I asked my mom to make mashed taters and kept telling her hers are the best (because they are) so hopefully she'll make them. She puts in cream cheese and sour cream and makes the taters a little chunky. They're absolutely perfect.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:15 AM (nsbOF)

343 Relax ladies, there's plenty of chemjeff to go around

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 02:15 AM (F+U5/)

344

More like White Shedevil.

 

Hey now, I posted a picture of my nekkid toes here tonight, doesn’t that mean you have to treat me nicely now?

 

Unless you mean Rum is a White SheDevil, in which case, nevermind.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:16 AM (RZ8pf)

345

Down Puppet

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2009 02:17 AM (8YKNf)

346 Unless you mean Rum is a White SheDevil, in which case, nevermind.

I'm more of a yellow SheDevil.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:17 AM (nsbOF)

347

She puts in cream cheese and sour cream and makes the taters a little chunky. They're absolutely perfect.

 

Me too, Rum! I do the whole thing the night before and put it in a casserole dish with a metric ton of butter and then all I have to do is bake it while I’m baking all the other sides.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:17 AM (RZ8pf)

348 Yeah, baby.  Oh yeah.  Yeeeeeesssssssss.

Posted by: garrett's seat post at November 27, 2009 02:18 AM (mhIH1)

349

Chemjeff, my favorite quickbreads are lemon and cranberry orange. Just in case that information ever becomes useful.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:18 AM (RZ8pf)

350 Amish bread FTW

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 02:19 AM (cBeTr)

351

"In the end there will be only leftovers!"

 

(Happy Turkey Day Kratos)

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2009 02:21 AM (8YKNf)

352 Amish bread FTW

My mom did that one year and passed out the mix to everyone she ever came across, including complete strangers.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:23 AM (nsbOF)

353 I do the whole thing the night before and put it in a casserole dish with a metric ton of butter and then all I have to do is bake it while I’m baking all the other sides.

It ain't mashed taters without the butter! Mmmm. My mom only makes them for Thanksgiving and Christmas. I'm going to have to see if I can get her to make it more often...

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:24 AM (nsbOF)

354 352 Amish bread FTW

My mom did that one year and passed out the mix to everyone she ever came across, including complete strangers.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:23 AM (nsbOF)

well, that is the point of Amish Friendship Bread.

Also, older the starter is, the better the bread is

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 02:24 AM (cBeTr)

355

I'm going to have to see if I can get her to make it more often...

 

Does she have a stand mixer?  Those make quick work on the mashed taters.  Nice and Fluffy and no Popeye Forearms!  Potato Ricers make quick work of that chore as well...

 

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2009 02:27 AM (8YKNf)

356 The 'Aldo' Girl is Supercute...

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2009 02:28 AM (8YKNf)

357

It was the weirdest thing, I was sitting here minding my own business when all of the sudden I heard the leftover sweet potatoes calling to me. So, what else could I do, but eat them???

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:29 AM (RZ8pf)

358

Does she have a stand mixer?  Those make quick work on the mashed taters.  Nice and Fluffy and no Popeye Forearms!  Potato Ricers make quick work of that chore as well...

 

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2009 02:27 AM (8YKNf)


Heavy duty potato masher or go home

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 02:31 AM (cBeTr)

359 Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2009 02:27 AM (8YKNf)

I think she does. I don't think she uses it for mashed taters, though. I think she does it by hand and I like that she leaves little tater chunkies.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:32 AM (nsbOF)

360 PGiS - You're not alone. I just had half a turkey sandwich. Might have a bite of pecan pie too.

Posted by: Shannon at November 27, 2009 02:36 AM (niZOC)

361 Hot German green beans. Green beans, onions, & bacon, with a vinegar sauce. & a touch of sugar. Did I mention bacon? 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 27, 2009 02:41 AM (ZH1LJ)

362

My sister was telling me what my nephew cooked them for Thanksgiving dinner and pretty much every other dish had bacon in it. The boy would be a moron if he weren’t such a damn libtard.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:43 AM (RZ8pf)

363

Uh-oh, world markets plunged Thursday because of Commercial Real Estate defaults in Dubai

http://tinyurl.com/ygrjr6s


 

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2009 02:44 AM (7FgWm)

364 The boy would be a moron if he weren’t such a damn libtard.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:43 AM (RZ8pf)

The bacon shows there is some hope of redemption.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 27, 2009 02:44 AM (dQdrY)

365 wonder if it's worth getting my hippy stick out and going shopping

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 02:44 AM (cBeTr)

366 Okay it is time to go to bed.  Gotta get up early tomorrow.

Sweet dreams all.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2009 02:49 AM (F+U5/)

367
Think I'll sleep til noon tomorrow.  And saturday.  And sunday. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 02:52 AM (x++TB)

368 Bedazzled is good if you skip over the parts where Elizabeth Hurley isn't on screen.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 27, 2009 02:53 AM (qBPZP)

369 Bedazzled is good if you skip over the parts where Elizabeth Hurley isn't on screen.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 27, 2009 02:53 AM (qBPZP)

her in the class room with the ruler is quite yummy

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 02:53 AM (cBeTr)

370 world markets plunged Thursday because of Commercial Real Estate defaults in Dubai

Yea, they were a bit overheated in Dubai.  If they'd been running a proper Sharia financial system this kind of shit wouldn't happen ;->

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 27, 2009 02:54 AM (qBPZP)

371

I’m watching the WKRP episode and I just realized my first boyfriend looked exactly like Travis.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:55 AM (RZ8pf)

372 damn porn killing my black friday buying

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 03:02 AM (cBeTr)

373 None of the morons, however, had first girlfriends that looked like Loni Anderson.

Posted by: Al at November 27, 2009 03:03 AM (0lyUI)

374 is this how all threads die?

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 03:11 AM (hvKlD)

375 [uggh spam]

Posted by: ugg winter boots at November 27, 2009 03:14 AM (E9ls7)

376 Anyone left?

Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 03:26 AM (hvKlD)

377 Looks like everyone's in a food coma. Except me because I didn't get turkey!!!! Argh!!!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 03:27 AM (nsbOF)

378 watching people bitch about Amazon's "sales" while listening to music

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 03:31 AM (cBeTr)

379 Ok, no one's here. Good night if anyone is.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 03:31 AM (nsbOF)

380

 

669!

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 27, 2009 03:49 AM (gSxol)

381 why are guys bsuch assholes? why are they always trying to get the panties?

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He does however tool around all over town on a lawnmower ;->

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