Funny Email Exchange

This guy David cracks me up by responding to his angry emailer's request for uncompensated work with a combination of ridicule and humor, but mostly polite language. I like how Simon walks the tightrope between outrage and begging, danging the promise of future compensation or greater fortune from his brilliant business idea.

It's the politeness that always gets me. A long time ago I had a run in here with a troll who kept taking the bait from me because he a) was convinced I was a moron and was completely wrong about a quote from Thomas Jefferson (that I completely made up), and b) kept getting angier because I was just so darned nice to him and did not oblige his need to "prove me wrong".

Good times, good times.

Anyway I'm a sucker for this sort of thing. Enjoy. For those of you morons on the move today or tomorrow, safe travels, and a happy Thanksgiving to you all.

tip via ~~mesablue~~ mesa in Texas* over at the Hostages

* recent immigrant

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 09:18 PM

Comments

1 Heh
Good stuff Dave

Posted by: Vmaximus at November 25, 2009 09:28 PM (EESSb)

2 Whut? I am 1st at AOS? That is a never happen.

Posted by: Vmaximus at November 25, 2009 09:29 PM (EESSb)

3 DiT is this a private poat?

Posted by: Vmaximus at November 25, 2009 09:31 PM (EESSb)

4 Being nice, properly done, is a great way to piss people off.

Posted by: gau at November 25, 2009 09:31 PM (n1uMU)

5 Well, well, well. The Obama Administration is keeping a close eye on security.... seems a couple of UN-invited folks waltzed right in to Teh One's state dinner last night: <i>While the White House offered no official explanation, it appears to be the first time in modern history that anyone has crashed a White House state dinner. The uninvited guests were in the same room as President Obama, first lady Michelle Obama and Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, although it is unknown whether they met the Obamas and the guest of honor.</I>

Now how safe do the rest of us feel?
Link here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34157390/ns/politics-washington_post

Posted by: NunyaBizness at November 25, 2009 09:33 PM (NNXtX)

6 Dang, I clicked over and immediately clicked back when I realized that DiT had linked us to a GAY PORN site! WTF, man?

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 09:35 PM (9Wv2j)

7 Might funny!

Posted by: Y-not at November 25, 2009 09:36 PM (sey23)

8 That was freaking hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing for a full minute.

Posted by: Mastiff at November 25, 2009 09:36 PM (8dy/N)

9 The best part is after he's done making fun of him, he adds in that final "Good luck and if there's anything I can do..." knife twist. Serious awesome.

Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at November 25, 2009 09:36 PM (RDp3R)

10 Not gay, peaches.

Dave just "experimented" a lot in college.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 09:36 PM (y0E9v)

11
Nice place ya' got here. Which one is the H2 only water fountain ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 09:36 PM (+FzLa)

12 Peaches, Are you kidding?

Posted by: Y-not at November 25, 2009 09:37 PM (sey23)

That was just fantastic. And, David did, indeed, oblige with the pie charts and logos. It is clear that Simon has no sense of humor whatsoever and I find it even funnier that the fella has invented some sort of technology yet can't even create his own friggin pie charts.

What do you want to bet that Simon has invented some swell new interactive game called 'Atari'?

Posted by: jmflynny at November 25, 2009 09:38 PM (pRnVD)

14 Y-not, click the link if you don't believe me! It's even worse than Hillbuzz.

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 09:38 PM (9Wv2j)

15 I wish I had half the talent to create sarcastic pie charts as that gentleman.

Posted by: gau at November 25, 2009 09:38 PM (n1uMU)

16 I laughed my ass off at that poat!

Posted by: Vmaximus at November 25, 2009 09:39 PM (EESSb)

17 Peaches, there's not a single penis in view at H2.

Unless you count Blazer. He's a dick.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 09:41 PM (y0E9v)

18 Peaches, maybe you have a broken browser or something because I clicked and it went to a normal looking site...

Posted by: wherestherum at November 25, 2009 09:42 PM (gofDd)

19 Holiday travels? I drove 300+ miles today to watch my wife's step-family, pompous liberal blowhards all, sit around and compare apps on their iphones. Seriously.
FML.
At least there is alcohol.

Posted by: the real joe at November 25, 2009 09:42 PM (hAsYU)

20 Take off, eh.

Posted by: The Great White North at November 25, 2009 09:42 PM (DkShS)

21 that is really outstanding.

Posted by: MDH3 at November 25, 2009 09:42 PM (H7xm7)

22 Read Lesley the Lesbian. I could not stop laughing. Just what the Dr. ordered after an entire effing year of barry the barbarian.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 25, 2009 09:43 PM (r1h5M)

23 The pie charts were a nice touch.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 25, 2009 09:43 PM (muUqs)

24 Ok, I must be on tryptophan overload (we ate our turkey today) 'cause although the link goes to what appears to be a Brit's site, it does not seem to be a pron site. Brits may be ghey, but this particular one is not doing the nasty.

Posted by: Y-not at November 25, 2009 09:43 PM (sey23)

25 Peaches, there's not a single penis in view at H2.

Unless you count Blazer. He's a dick.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 09:41 PM (y0E9v)

And your a parasite. A dick tick.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 09:45 PM (+FzLa)

26 Really? Y'all didn't see all the hot geh guys in the top post? I've had nothing but irritation since I upgraded to Firefox 3.5.5, so maybe this is just another, uh, feature. But, eeeeewwwwwww!

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 09:45 PM (9Wv2j)

27
I wish there was some pr0n of the chick in the masthead flipping you off.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 25, 2009 09:45 PM (djkiW)

28

Yep Peaches, they're all ass bandits!

Posted by: Fish at November 25, 2009 09:47 PM (6mfq0)

29 Ah, here's the problem. I clicked on the bottom link. To "the hostages." Cripes.

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 09:48 PM (9Wv2j)

30 Wait, are you talking about the Hostages link? Oh yeah, they're all Rump Rangers over there.

(I keed, I keed)

Posted by: wherestherum at November 25, 2009 09:48 PM (gofDd)

31 H2 are he funneh
or idiots, your choice.

Posted by: Vmaximus at November 25, 2009 09:49 PM (EESSb)

32 Peaches, H2 does a poat for the women every Wednesday. Pics of men. And the pics were chosen by a woman. Don't like it? Come back on Friday. That's when we do Big Boob Friday.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 09:49 PM (y0E9v)

33 Hey, girlfriend! I thought you were motoring north to the family Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 09:49 PM (9Wv2j)

34 Loved the exchange. It's always good to have a sense of humor, David has one, Simon does not.

I have an artist friend. Once or twice I asked for help, but had the good(ish) sense to pay him a few bucks each time. He may have done it free as a favor for a friend, but that's how he makes his living, so he deserved something for his efforts.

Posted by: GregBackInSeattle at November 25, 2009 09:50 PM (B5cM9)

Yes, now that's true, the Hostages is totally gay porn.

I think they had a recent format change or something.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 25, 2009 09:50 PM (Wh0W+)

36 23 The pie charts were a nice touch.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 25, 2009 09:43 PM (muUqs)

Mmmm. Pies...

Posted by: TexasJew at November 25, 2009 09:50 PM (+SbK7)

37
30 Wait, are you talking about the Hostages link? Oh yeah, they're all Rump Rangers over there.

I dorked your mom in her squeakhole.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 09:50 PM (y0E9v)

38
I dorked your mom in her squeakhole.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 09:50 PM (y0E9v)

That was you? She said it was like giving a whale a tic-tac.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 09:56 PM (+FzLa)

39 I am a huge proponent of politeness.
Costs nothing - buys anything.
Added side benefit is that it utterly confuses your prey.

Posted by: Sporadic Small Arms Fire at November 25, 2009 09:57 PM (MBxH4)

40 H2 also does war porn
I need to poat a new post
http://thehostages.wordpress.com/2009/11/01/helicopter-sunday/

Posted by: Vmaximus at November 25, 2009 09:58 PM (EESSb)

41

I dorked your mom in her squeakhole.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 09:50 PM (y0E9v)

Yo bitch. Go back to the fag site and antagonize Blazer with your nonsensical crap such as STFU. Sophomoric but expected.

Posted by: Fish at November 25, 2009 09:58 PM (6mfq0)

42 I dorked your mom in her squeakhole.

I know. She told me how much she liked it and wishes you'd call her.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 25, 2009 10:00 PM (gofDd)

43 Peaches! We're leaving tomorrow. There's usually less of an exodus on Thanksgiving day, but not as much as it used to be.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 25, 2009 10:01 PM (gofDd)

44 Is there a full moon tonight?

Posted by: Frederic Bastiat at November 25, 2009 10:01 PM (eA3tl)

Yo bitch. Go back to the fag site and antagonize Blazer with your nonsensical crap such as STFU. Sophomoric but expected.

Posted by: Fish at November 25, 2009 09:58 PM (6mfq0)

Yo' dude, definitley not cool, not cool at all. Do you know who this guy is ?

HE'S XBRAD GODDAMMIT !!

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 10:01 PM (+FzLa)

46 Sophomoric but expected.

Well, hello.... I'm a Moron!

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 10:03 PM (y0E9v)

47 Peaches - Does the male anatomy make you nervous? Did you walkout half way through "Gladiator". Do you have "Chaz" Bono on speed dial? Do you drive a Subaru Forrester? How many flannel shirts do you own?

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 25, 2009 10:05 PM (UGAk/)

48 Funny stuff. It took me a few minutes to catch the Brazil reference in the web site name.

Posted by: Herr Bl�cher at November 25, 2009 10:07 PM (sz37A)

49 Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 25, 2009 10:05 PM (UGAk/)

Dude, you're gay? No big, I just never knew that. It's cool.

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 10:07 PM (9Wv2j)

50 Sophomoric but expected.

Well, hello.... I'm a Moron!

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 10:03 PM (y0E9v)

Welcome back to the mothership brother. I hope this doesn't lower your comment numbers over at a certain other place.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 10:07 PM (+FzLa)

51

Links took me to some totally gay shit.

And I know gay shit when I smell see it.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at November 25, 2009 10:08 PM (7+pP9)

52 WTR,

Tell your mom that as soon as I finish the antibiotics I got from the clinic, I'll give her a call.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 10:09 PM (y0E9v)

53 Fish - Are you a UC Berkley graduate? You certainly sound like one of their debate team members. Oh, and you smell of vinegar anf fail.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 25, 2009 10:09 PM (UGAk/)

54 Tell your mom that as soon as I finish the antibiotics I got from the clinic, I'll give her a call.

She says to tell you not to forget the gimp next time.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 25, 2009 10:11 PM (gofDd)

55 david thorne is hilarious!! the spider email cracks me up everytime i read it!

Posted by: brittney at November 25, 2009 10:11 PM (5BIh2)

56 Fish is all cool. Brad could use a good beat-down, maybe teach him how to act out in public. Just my personal opinion.

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 10:12 PM (9Wv2j)

57 Peaches - I'm not gay, NTTIATWWT. You seem to be the one with the problem. The Ladies at The Hostages enjoy their "Hawt Hunky Wednesday", and I personally have no problem with their enjoyment of the male form. You, on the other hand, seem to have a big problem with it. Judgmental to say the least.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 25, 2009 10:13 PM (UGAk/)

58
DiT posts and the unfunny Hostage hoard comes out to take over. Its like a slow zombie apocalypse where all the zombies are Shecky Green.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 10:13 PM (+FzLa)

59 Ummm ... Flame War, anyone?

It's practically Friday night for most of us anyway, and we've got the makin's of a good start to one.

Posted by: Andy at November 25, 2009 10:14 PM (VMyjP)

Simon Edhouse claims libel over at his Naymz profile. Apparently, he invented Naymz, which nobody uses.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 25, 2009 10:15 PM (DPM1U)

61 Simon Edhouse replies: http://www.naymz.com/simon_edhouse_864677 ... and denies it all!

Posted by: laelaps at November 25, 2009 10:17 PM (6xnC/)

62 The Ladies at The Hostages

I suspect you are just taking their word for it, but it doesn't actually matter. Personally, I've never been into the "pretty boys." Why does my opinion even bother you at all? It makes me feel a little bad for you and I am not, by nature, a particularly empathetic person.

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 10:18 PM (9Wv2j)

63 56 Fish is all cool. Brad could use a good beat-down, maybe teach him how to act out in public. Just my personal opinion.

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 10:12 PM (9Wv2j)

Bring it, Pooches. I've been beat off down by the best of them.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 10:20 PM (y0E9v)

64 His last comment is priceless. And I don't care if this is real or not. It made me laugh, and that is so, so much better than contemplating the sewer that Obama (pbuh) is driving us into.

But...who is this incoherent retard named Andy?

Posted by: NJConservative at November 25, 2009 10:20 PM (/Ywwg)

Bring it, Pooches. I've been beat off down by the best of them.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 10:20 PM (y0E9v)

Brad is waxing poetic about San Francisco bath-houses again. C'mon man, this is a family blog. Get it together guy.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 10:26 PM (+FzLa)

66 DiT posts and the unfunny Hostage hoard comes out to take over

You rang?

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 10:29 PM (W2yhR)

67 Mr. Simon Edhouse, CEO, on something I've never heard of called Naymz:

NOTE: to all those who might have visited here in relation to a posting by David Thorne on his website, David's story is of course quite untrue, the emails fraudulent, and we will take appropriate legal action, with the Police and through the Courts. - David is a very angry man, and has many problems. Its quite ironic actually, because we would be very happy to pay David well for his graphic design, (if he would just do that, but the difficulties working with him outweigh the benefits) He is an excellent designer and we certainly have the funds to pay him. However, David would prefer to slander and defame and make up this kind of silly nonsense than conduct himself in a professional way. - I have always liked David, but as I said, he has some serious personal issues. (To all other victims of David's vicious pranks... shall we form a support group?) - Cheers, Simon.

Executive summary: "ramble ramble ramble no we're not broke ramble ramble ramble"

http://www.naymz.com/simon_edhouse_864677

Posted by: Jerry at November 25, 2009 10:31 PM (7Ahkq)

68 Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 10:26 PM (+FzLa)

Thank you, Blazer! And a Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 10:34 PM (9Wv2j)

69 DiT posts and the unfunny Hostage hoard comes out to take over

You rang?

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 10:29 PM (W2yhR)

I don't recall ringing for somebody to git me a fuckin' sammitch, so no.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 10:34 PM (+FzLa)

70 Wow! The haters are out tonight! Peaches, Blazer and Fish ought to get together for some Swanson dinners and a bottle of 2 buck Chuck tomorrow!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 25, 2009 10:38 PM (UGAk/)

71 Ten emails in and Simon sez:

"...Are you going to do the logo and charts for me or not?"

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Is it any wonder David included copious visuals?

Anyhoo, very funny stuff. The "Obama sexes up Hu Jintao" silhouette was classic.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 25, 2009 10:39 PM (swuwV)

72 Wow! The haters are out tonight! Peaches, Blazer and Fish ought to get together for some Swanson dinners and a bottle of 2 buck Chuck tomorrow!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 25, 2009 10:38 PM (UGAk/)

We'll make it a lawn party and you can park our cars. Red jacket and white gloves not included.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 10:43 PM (+FzLa)

73 We'll make it a lawn party and you can park our cars. Red jacket and white gloves not included.

Yeah, give the keys to your 1997 Dodge Stratus. . .

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 25, 2009 10:45 PM (UGAk/)

74 Did anyone collect up that Thomas Jefferson denial thread Dave did?

Holy Shit was that funny.

Posted by: ace at November 25, 2009 10:50 PM (jlvw3)

75 I don't recall ringing for somebody to git me a fuckin' sammitch, so no.

I'll be happy to make you a sandwich sweetness. You sure you don't want one?

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 10:51 PM (W2yhR)

76

Wow! The haters are out tonight! Peaches, Blazer and Fish ought to get together for some Swanson dinners and a bottle of 2 buck Chuck tomorrow!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 25, 2009 10:38 PM (UGAk/)

Sorry to disappoint but my engagement tomorrow is at Joe's Stone Crabs on South Beach for lunch. Crabs and key lime pie are the order of the day, and it will be spent with a lovely damsel who has stems that go all the way to her waist. Her bumps ain't bad either.

Posted by: Fish at November 25, 2009 10:51 PM (6mfq0)

77 Yeah, give the keys to your 1997 Dodge Stratus. . .

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 25, 2009 10:45 PM (UGAk/)

As long as you promise not to make a Mad Dog 20/20 run in it when I'm disposed of. I just had that baby painted.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 10:51 PM (+FzLa)

78 Did anyone collect up that Thomas Jefferson denial thread Dave did?

You know you want to link it don't you.

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 10:52 PM (W2yhR)

79 OMG, Fish! I just finished an Elmore Leonard book (which was totally awesome) and they went to Joe's Stone Crabs for dinner.

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 10:52 PM (9Wv2j)

80
I'll be happy to make you a sandwich sweetness. You sure you don't want one?

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 10:51 PM (W2yhR)

I didn't smell bacon cooking, so your nowhere close to making me a fuckin'sammitch.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 10:54 PM (+FzLa)

81 Oh you'll get yer sandwich.

Not really sure what I'm supposed to say after that line.

dammit

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 10:55 PM (W2yhR)

82 OMG, Fish! I just finished an Elmore Leonard book (which was totally awesome) and they went to Joe's Stone Crabs for dinner.

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 10:52 PM (9Wv2j)

Joe's is one of the few upscale restaurants that do not accept reservations. The best story about Joe's is when Richard Nixon would travel to Key Biscayne where he had a home and one of his aides called Joe's for reservations.

He was told of the no reservation policy and the aide insisted that President Nixon should receive priority. The aid was told the policy stood with no exceptions. Nixon with wife Pat went to Joe's and stood in line chatting with the patrons. True story.

Posted by: Fish at November 25, 2009 10:56 PM (6mfq0)

83 Not really sure what I'm supposed to say after that line.

dammit

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 10:55 PM (W2yhR)

You were supposed to say, with or without pants ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 10:57 PM (+FzLa)

84 You want pants on your sandwich?

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 10:58 PM (W2yhR)

85 You want pants on your sandwich?

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 10:58 PM (W2yhR)

I want you to pant on my sandwich.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 11:00 PM (+FzLa)

86 Sorry to disappoint but my engagement tomorrow is at Joe's Stone Crabs on South Beach for lunch. Crabs and key lime pie are the order of the day, and it will be spent with a lovely damsel who has stems that go all the way to her waist. Her bumps ain't bad either.

Slough?

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 11:01 PM (y0E9v)

87 Blazer - She drools - just so you know.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 25, 2009 11:02 PM (UGAk/)

88
79 OMG, Fish! I just finished an Elmore Leonard book (which was totally awesome) and they went to Joe's Stone Crabs for dinner.

Posted by: Peaches at November 25, 2009 10:52 PM (9Wv2j)

I see my title of "World's Least Funneh Commenter" is at risk.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 25, 2009 11:03 PM (y0E9v)

89 Dave, y'all spelled my fucking name wrong.

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 25, 2009 11:03 PM (vAnE9)

90 Blazer - She drools - just so you know.

I can always count on MCPO I'll have you know, it's not drool, it's more like dew falling to the earth from a flower.

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 11:04 PM (W2yhR)

91 PJM - The Missus was asking after you. She wishes you and yours the very bestest Thanksgiving.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 25, 2009 11:06 PM (UGAk/)

92 This flower.

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 25, 2009 11:07 PM (vAnE9)

93 Blazer - She drools - just so you know.

I can always count on MCPO I'll have you know, it's not drool, it's more like dew falling to the earth from a flower.

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 11:04 PM (W2yhR)

Or the drool falling from a beavers mouth right before it starts gnawing on a fuckin' tree.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 11:07 PM (+FzLa)

94 Mesa, shouldn't you be dressing sohos' wounds or something right now?

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 11:14 PM (W2yhR)

95 Blazer, a little less with the teeth next time.

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 25, 2009 11:14 PM (vAnE9)

96
Or the drool falling from a beavers mouth right before it starts gnawing on a fuckin' tree.

Um yeah, or that. That's probably a bit more realistic.

I lurves your misses MCPO!

Posted by: pajama momma at November 25, 2009 11:15 PM (W2yhR)

97 Count's got it covered.

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 25, 2009 11:15 PM (vAnE9)

98 Seriously, I like, laughed - out loud.

*guffaw

Posted by: Joy to the whirled at November 25, 2009 11:17 PM (WVBjj)

99 Dont care if those are real or fake, the visuals plus the Simon LeBon haircut bit gave me a good laugh.

Posted by: di butler at November 25, 2009 11:25 PM (S3xX1)

100 So ...... who hacked this one .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 25, 2009 11:25 PM (vKdhq)

101 What the fuck is this shit.

Posted by: Sean M. at November 25, 2009 11:27 PM (rLWHv)

102 What the fuck is this shit

Funny shit ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 25, 2009 11:30 PM (vKdhq)

103 Blazer, a little less with the teeth next time.

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 25, 2009 11:14 PM (vAnE9)

You been recordin' me an' your mama in my sleeper at the truckstop again mesa ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 11:33 PM (+FzLa)

104 Nah, it just wrecks my concentration when you're getting the rest of the jelly off.

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 25, 2009 11:36 PM (vAnE9)

105 Nah, it just wrecks my concentration when you're getting the rest of the jelly off.

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 25, 2009 11:36 PM (vAnE9)

And yet another fool scales the wall only to get doused with pitch. Where are the long-bows?

Seriously.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 11:40 PM (+FzLa)

106 hilarious. i just stopped laughing. nope, gonna go read it again.

Posted by: befuddled at November 25, 2009 11:53 PM (BByz2)

107 Longbows?

Posted by: Johnny Crossbow at November 25, 2009 11:59 PM (muUqs)

108 It's "logbows."

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 26, 2009 12:01 AM (vAnE9)

109 Matrix III isn't doing it for me.

Posted by: Humongous at November 26, 2009 12:13 AM (muUqs)

110 It's "logbows."

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 26, 2009 12:01 AM (vAnE9)

I know it close to Christmas and all, but why in the fuck would you want to put a bow on a log? Its just a stupid log. Get that bow off of you, you stupid log ! Don't you know your just a log ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 26, 2009 12:16 AM (+FzLa)

111 This makes me spectacularly happy. I think when it comes to brutal sarcasm us Brits really have the market cornered.

Posted by: David Gillies at November 26, 2009 02:59 AM (g4zXx)

112 What the sex act is this feces.

Posted by: Sean M. at November 26, 2009 06:08 AM (rLWHv)

113

That exchange was

*************************

********

***

** = Hilarious.

** = Evidence as to why you don't want to match wits against an Englishman.

** = A potential classic. (I'll take my time machine into the future to find out.)

Posted by: FireHorse at November 26, 2009 08:22 AM (Vl5GH)

114
Oh ... My ... Gawd!

I haven't laughed that much for so long since the hogs ate my little brother.

Put that in a pie chart!
Oh, wait.
The hogs might eat it too!

Never Mind

.

Posted by: Rokketmania at November 26, 2009 09:20 AM (9a5ev)

115

I don't know how I found this.

Starts around 161.

http://minx.cc/?post=149552

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 26, 2009 09:23 AM (Wh0W+)

116 Pie Charts!!!! bwaahahahahhaaaaaa!!!

excellent!

Posted by: Faye Kinnit at November 26, 2009 10:07 AM (l1oyw)

117 Ah, jersey.

Funny boy, I was dying just watching him twist in the wind.

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 26, 2009 10:08 AM (vAnE9)

118 Thanks to Dave that site is getting hit like a baby seal. Friggin funny as shit site.

Posted by: Corona at November 26, 2009 10:56 AM (+xghX)

119 "Well, we are moving on up. To the East side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky."
- George Jefferson, 1975
Posted by: Russ from Winterset

That's our Hitler!!!

Posted by: Corona at November 26, 2009 11:00 AM (+xghX)

120

Age of Conan CD Key
Aion Online CD key
Champions Online CD Key
Call of Duty II CD Key
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