1 He will dazzle all with his wit and towering intellect to such a degree that we will all go "Jesus who?"

2 It'll be like the Star Wars Holiday Special


... with mental Ewoks.

3 Tags are better.  That's something. 

4 Maybe Oprah will let us see
the lovely White House Kwanzaa Tree

5 fyi, just a thought -

IF Obama had "Christmas with the Troops" .. that would be fairly cool, in a non-partisan, non-craptastic way.

There's practically no shot of this happening.  But a surprise visit to visit troops in Germany would be a nice thing.

.

6 "Michelle and I would like to send our best wishes to all those performing Hajj this year, and to Muslims in America and around the world who are celebrating Eid-ul-Adha. The rituals of Hajj and Eid-ul-Adha both serve as reminders of the shared Abrahamic roots of three of the world’s major religions," Obama said in a statement.

7 barring that, if Obama could raise Bob Hope from the dead and send him over ... with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, that would be okay, too.

8 If you don't watch this masterpiece then your Racist!

9 And I was planning to give to heroine before Christmas. Guess it will have to wait.

10 I think this just might be . . . unprecedented.

11

You got it you, you, raciest-cracker-a$$-cracker-bitter clinger you!!

 

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

12 I'll be watching Ralphie, thanks.

13

He's way to much into his own press releases annointing him as the new messiah.  Coincidence?  I can hear it now:  "I am doing this unprecedented TV interview so that we can reflect on who would have thought during Jesus' day, a previous messiah and forerunner to me, that a black man would be President of the US.  Anyway, enough about Jesus, let's talk about how great I am, and how mean people are to criticize my greatness."

14

No bacon at this party.

15 I just hope Michelle's Oprah Special dress doesn't match Nancy Reagan-era White House drapes.

that would be ...

...

...

...

embarrassing.

16 Jesus? Never heard of him.

17 Featuring Rev. Wright and the "God Damn America" Choir

18
O.k., I'm penciling this in right now.

A Christmas Story

Midget Porn

Obama Christmas Special with Orca Winfrey

Done and done.

Thanks ace.

19 It makes me sick to my stomach.

20 I guess this is sorta like the Queen's Christmas message?

21 ;Phil, if we change the temperatures reading to the Kelvin Scale
;then EVERYBODY will think that Earth is about to
;become a crispy polar bear scented sphere
;should we proceed?
;delete after confirmation
;

22

Did he wish for higher poll numbers?

"Well, Oprah, I want our dear Lord Jesus to send a plague of fiery death onto Fox News.  Let's be clear:  I want them to suffer."

23

A ratings dud I'm sure. two overesposed massive egos and Michelle staring at Oprah with that patented scowl.

24 >Featuring Rev. Wright and the "God Damn America" Choir

Posted by: Cicero at November 25, 2009 05:50 PM (QKKT0)

With William Ayers and special holiday reading of "T'was The Night Before The Bolshevik Revolution"

25 Special musical guest Kanye West!

26 Is the First Wookiee going to be on the special?  I hope so, it will be just like the Star Wars Christmas Special.  And that is all kinds of awesome.

27 Damn.  I would have watched, but unfortunately it conflicts with my busy schedule of not giving a crap.

28 $5 says that Obama bows to Oprah.

(for the purposes of this bet - a bow is a 20deg tilt from standing upright .)

.

29 Who broke the internet?

30

 

#13 GrimJack

He's way to much into his own press releases annointing him as the new messiah.  Coincidence?  I can hear it now:  "I am doing this unprecedented TV interview so that we can reflect on who would have thought during Jesus' day, a previous messiah and forerunner to me, that a black man would be President of the US.  Anyway, enough about Jesus, let's talk about how great I am, and how mean  raciest people are to criticize my greatness."

 

There fixed it for ya'

 

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

31 btw - that $5 in Bush-economy dollars ... not this Obama-era watered down crap.

32

5 says that Obama bows to Oprah.

$10 says that Oprah bows to Obama.  Remember who's servicing who here.

33 They can have Detroit citizens standing in line to sit on Barry's lap and tell him what they want out of his stash this year.  He won't need to be dressed as Santa Claus or anything though.

34

Now that I think about it, it kind of makes sense in a sick way.  He is the liberal messiah, so what better way to celebrate Christmas than to listen to your messiah speak from a telepromter.  And as a bookend to this, if/when the Dems are sent packing in 2010, and/if he loses in 2012, it will be considered his crucification for all his "good" works by those mean spirited, facist, nazi, communist-hating, sister marrying, stump-toothed, redneck, hillbilly, polar bear hating, global warming denying right wing.  Don't you just love our liberal brethern.

35 >$5 says that Obama bows to Oprah.


$10 says Orca curtsys to TOTUS

36

 

# 17

Featuring Rev. Wright and the "God Damn America" Choir.

 

(with special guests "The Roosting Chickens"!)

 

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

37 Wow.  I'm thinking 4th in its time slot.

Yes, a Christmas with Obama and the Troops would be a good deal, but I'm guessing the theme will be the first family and the White House.  I.e., observing the Yeti in its natural habitat.

Even Axelrod must know this is a dumb idea.  My guess is that Oprah called The One directly and he loved the idea, foisting it on his wiser advisers.

38
Is the First Wookiee going to be on the special?  I hope so, it will be just like the Star Wars Christmas Special.  And that is all kinds of awesome.

Posted by: gau at November 25, 2009 05:53 PM (n1uMU)

Maybe Obama can chop out a rail before he goes on. Then again, it wouldn't be the first time a coked up princess was on a holiday special, so I guess that wouldn't be unprecedented.

39 http://tinyurl.com/yk66zbm

While you saps are watching him, Elizabeth and I will at the above link on our VACATION!!!

HA HA HA!

Enjoy watching the O give the O an O!

40

I can't wait to not watch it.

 

41 Wait, Sunday at 10 Eastern?  Why so late?  Isn't this "family hour" fare?

42

By and large TV sucks anyway.

I haven't really noticed much difference now that we have our own Hugo Chavez hijacking it ever other night to ramble on about the best recipe for flautas.

43 I don't think I'm supposed to blaspheme as much as I will on Christmas Day when this is on.

44
While you saps are watching him, Elizabeth and I will at the above link on our VACATION!!!

HA HA HA!

Enjoy watching the O give the O an O!

Posted by: Mortis at November 25, 2009 05:58 PM (hA5JK)

Hey Mortis, go fuck yourself you lucky bastard. : )

45 You obviously didn't click the link, Blazer, lol

46 >And as a bookend to this, if/when the Dems are sent packing in 2010, and/if he loses in 2012, it will be considered his crucification for all his "good" works

Fine. I'll be one happy Roman.
You heard about the happy Roman, didn't you?
He was gladiator!



_{baDUM tishhhh
I'll be here all week. Try the veal- it's the best in the city.}

47
You obviously didn't click the link, Blazer, lol

Posted by: Mortis at November 25, 2009 06:00 PM (hA5JK)

Yea, I didnt get past tits and the deckchairs.

48 BarryClaus?

49

If those cruises were real I'd pay for that.

50 All I want for Christmas is 2 fucking Impeachements...Everybody now..

51

Now that I think about it, it kind of makes sense in a sick way.  He is the liberal messiah, so what better way to celebrate Christmas than to listen to your messiah speak from a telepromter. 

Neither one believes in God or Jesus.  Look at Obama's former church and minister.  And Oprah invented her own religion because she thinks God is wrong.

52 Eagles v. Giants that night on Sunday Night Football (NBC).

Fox affiliates will have news on.

I don't know what CBS will have.  Either a special or an episode of Cold Case.

53

So have yourself a very Barry Christmas now.

54

Let's see....

How would I plan my Christmas, if I was a raging narcissist?

Top of the tree has an Obama Sunrise instead of a star?  Both kids get identical gifts (twenty bucks says we get an entire press release devoted to what the Presidential sprogs get) to emphasize the whole Comradeship of the New America?  Sugar-free candy canes? 

Bill Ayers reading 'A Christmas Carol', except in this version, Bob Cratchit (sp?) firebombs Scrooge's office in the name of The Workers?

And, of course, slavering, sycophantic coverage of the whole thing, courtesy of the usual suspects.

55 You know, there is going to be a proposal to rename Christmas to Obamas.  It's a twofer.  You get Christ out of Christmas and the liberal messiah gets his own, ready-made holiday where everybody gets free stuff given to them.  It's a match made in the paradise of your choice.

56 Wouldn't it be cheaper for the Presidential Pissant to just mail every citizen one of those lenticular 3D portraits, of himself, naturally? You know, the ones that follow your gaze no matter at what angle you view it? It could be mandatory to have one in each room of one's home. Per DHS directive from the executive branch.

I mean, if he's gonna go full retard God-Emperor, let's get cracking.

57 I hope it tanks in the ratings.  What a buffoon.

58 Obama will not allow you to go back to your normal lives uninvolved, and uniformed. He is here to save your souls!

Michelle Obama

59

Wingnuts roasting on an open fire,.........Bo humping at your leg

60

Have yourself...

A Barry little Christmas...

61

I'd love to smack ophra right in the fuckinfg head with my Festivus pole.

BTW..Is the public invited to the "Airing of Greivances"?

62 Will "So You Think You Can Dance" be on?

63 Jeez. These guys are EVERYWHERE. I can't avoid them. They're ubiquitous.

You can't swing me w/o hitting one of them.

And I rather not hit one, IYKWIMAITYD. Especially, the one that looks like a wookie.

64

And, of course, slavering, sycophantic coverage of the whole thing

How long do I have to avoid all forms of media except for Ace of Spades and Fox News?  Not that I pay much attention to any of them now, but still..

65 Will New Jesus be decorating his ears for the Oomprah's holiday special?

66 Oprah is such a racist.  A clear-cut example of a black racist.

67 If Barry is the new Jesus, what are his plans on Good Friday?





(heh heh heh)

68

Have yourself a Merry Little Obamas

Twelve Days of Obamas

 

69

Is the public invited to the "Airing of Greivances"?

That could be an alternative name to "the apology tour".

70

"He's making an enemies list.

Checking Aces' Name Twice.

Gonna pay off blue dogs to make them play dice...

71 We used to get Bob Hope on Christmas now we get the one and the Opra. If this isn't hell we can see it from here.

72 I wouldn't be surprised if the Media Choir begs to carry his special as well.  It might be the only thing on that day, all day, in the MSM. That way they wouldn't show anything that would take away from worshipping at the One's feet.  A real holy day for Libs everywhere.

73

On the first day of Christmas, Obama gave to me

A takeover of GMC

On the second day of Christmas, Obama gave to me

Two Gitmo closings, and a takeover of GMC

On the third day of Christmas, Obama gave to me

Three trillion dollars, two Gitmo closings and a takeover of GMC

etc...

74

On the 1st day of obamas, I said unto thee..

What the Fuck?

75 I wouldn't put it past this administration to secretly orbit a satellite over Bethlehem on Christmas Eve.

76
Here we come a-waffling

77 President Hopenhagendaas,
If Oprah's ratings for Palin are higher we'll use our awesome mathematical modeling techniques to hide the decline.
Phil the Phraud

78 Oh c'mon, if you guys are going to worship false idols at least put some effort into it!

79 Little Lord Barry lying in a manger, dressed in swaddling clothes



provided by Hugo Boss and Giorgio Armani, with a chill bling binky by Versace and baby booties from Bruno Magli.

80 @73
Farking brilliant!

81 "Come All Ye Faithful" is being updated to reflect the new order and will be sung by Oprah, with all the MSM personalities singing choir, as he serenely glides into the interview.

82 Give me Liberty, or freebies.

83

I can see the ads now, don't miss "Oprahs Christmas with the Messiah"

84
Just for shits and giggles, I hear Barry is ordering NORAD to shoot Santa down this year.

85  He is truly the Won who keeps on giveth-ing of Himself.

86

Essay Question

Compare and contrast: Barack Obama and Santa Claus.

SANTA:

Does not give you what you ask for, doesn't respond to mail, is aimed at immature minds, is making a list and checking it twice.

OBAMA

Hang on a sec...

 

87

If Oprah's ratings for Palin are higher we'll use our awesome mathematical modeling techniques to hide the decline.

I would watch the Palin interview just to see Oprah try to hold her face to a neutral smile the whole time.  It will probably be a mirror of Katie Couric's grimace.

88 ......12 broken promises..11 new cazars...10 tax cheats in the cabinet..9 acorn chapters busted..8 times the national debt..7 executive orders...6 SEIU secret meetings...5 apology tours..4 bows to dickweeds...3 "I Will" mentions in every spech paragraph..3 realatives in poverty..2 balls itching...and a scowl from the Woo-ookie

89 "and over here is where I display my Nobel Peace Prize"

90 "Come All Ye Faithful" is being updated to reflect the new order and will be sung by Oprah

You spelled that wrong.

I'm going to go be sick now.

91

What a piece of work this bastard is.

Fuck you 52% -ers.

92

#81

O come, all ye faithful,

Joyful and triumphant

O come ye, o come ye

To Wa-a-shington;

Come and behold him,

Born the king of bailouts

O come let us adore him, o come let us adore him, o come let us adore him,

O-o-bama!

Sing along!  You all know the words!

93 "and over here is where I display my Nobel Peace Prize"

Posted by: exceller at November 25, 2009 06:22 PM

"Right next to my bowling trophy...both are for gutterballs"

94 Compare and contrast: Barack Obama and Santa Claus.

SANTA:

"I'm making a list and checking it twice."

OBAMA:

"Don't think we're not keeping score."

95 IF Obama had "Christmas with the Troops" .. that would be fairly cool, in a non-partisan, non-craptastic way.


How about Thanksgiving with the troops, Sinise style . . .

96 OH man oh man, why does this politician think this will help him?  It's Christmas!  No one wants to think about politicians on Christmas! 

What a nimrod.  I'm surprised he isn't demanding this preempt all programming.  This is going to lead to more than a few fights between reasonable people, and that one relative who demands we watch it. 

It's time to give that secret agent remote control wristwatch to that asshole uncle war-vet you love.

97 "...and if any pricks come down my chimney, I'll get my Baretta 12 guage.."

98 It'd be better if it was Bush, interviewed by Phyllis Schlafly.

At least they're both white.

99 OK, Geraldo has the 10pm slot at FNC.

I dare Ailes to counterprogram this thing.  How about a Palin with the Troops special?

I would love to see FNC beat ABC in that timeslot.  All I want for Christmas is my Schadenfraude.

100 Clean up on aisle 98.

101
The only way I'll tune into this is, if Biden shows up after too many egg nogs.

102

#62

No.  They're airing a special one-time spinoff, "So You Think You Can Govern."  Amazingly, it only has one contestant...

103 Next up, on Assterpiece Theatre, the American Grabass his own self. Stay tuned.

Worst. President. Ever.

104 When Obama officially takes Islam as his religion, he can have mutiple wives.  I'm sure this will make Oprah very happy.

105
It'd be better if it was Bush, interviewed by Phyllis Schlafly.

At least they're both white.

Posted by: A White Republican (is there any other?) at November 25, 2009 06:28 PM (MwCPr)

Way to class up the joint assmunch.

106 When Obama officially takes Islam as his religion, he can have mutiple wives.  I'm sure this will make Oprah very happy.

I'd almost feel a little sorry for Gail.  Almost. 

107 The Stimulus has saved or created 12,000,000,000 Christmas Carols.

108 O! come let us adore Him!

109 and 15 gozillion Soros-trolls

110 But I thought Oprah and Michelle were feuding? That's what the National Star Globe Enquirer Weekly told me.

111
Me the King of Government Cars

112 But I thought Oprah and Michelle were feuding? That's what the National Star Globe Enquirer Weekly told me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 25, 2009 06:33 PM (RZ8pf)

Things are gonna get ugly if Oprah manages to lure Dear Leader under the mistletoe. Even I don't wish that misfortune on him.

113 Obama should come on our network. He would look like one little bit of pepper in a pile of salt.

114 I'm planning a bowel movement in that time slot.

115 96 OH man oh man, why does this politician think this will help him?  It's Christmas!  No one wants to think about politicians on Christmas!

What would sell is maybe a tour of the WH with the First Lady.  Meet the kids, meet the dog, maybe 2 minutes with the president smiling and hugging his wife.

Of course, our dearest Michelle is so unlikable (and probably hates Oprah so much) that this is impossible.  So we will see Barack himself, off-teleprompter and heavily-edited.

116 You know, I really just can't enough of this guy, on every channel, 24/7, because, he usually talks about himself. I mean, when he is not calling the rest of us racists, cowards, and clingers. Bring it, baby!
/s

117

#112

I would say "Meow!  Hiss!" but in this case I think it'll be more like, "WRAAARRRGGHHH!"

118 We're glad so many blacks vote in perfect demographic accord with the rest of the population.

What? They only vote Demotard? Racists, obviously. Perhaps they have merely chosen to be plantation property of the Demotards. Demotards are fine with that; the best slavery is self-imposed.

119 Wow, just saw Obama's mother in law on Fox handing out turkeys. Ah...ummm.. she is ahh..ummm  a hansom woman. There is hope that Michele takes after here dad I guess.

120

AllahPundit’s quotation about this is funny:

 

Two mega-celebrities with Jesus complexes coming together in honor of the actual Jesus. Perfect. All they need now is a cameo from Bono and the circle will be complete.

121

Perhaps he'll impress with miracles like turning mashed potatoes into stuffing.

 

122

Anybody besides me think that he'll be sporting a velvet smoking jacket?

Maybe it's just me.

123 You know I really do not want this narcissistic dick as my neighbor.

124

Something like this:

http://tinyurl.com/yhpnd2b

125

On the First day of Obamas my true lord gave to me, a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Second Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, two car companies and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Third Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, three options for Afghanistan, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the fourth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Fifth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Sixth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Seventh Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Eighth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Nineth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Tenth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, ten resignations, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Eleventh Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, eleven months of rule, ten resignations, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Twelfth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, twelve teleprompters, eleven months of rule, ten resignations, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

126 crystal, what is that picture from?

127 Uh, hmm, will there be a gift tax on this frankincense and myrrh? 

We've already sold the gold to Glenn Beck, so that's clearly income tax for the little guy.

128

So we will see Barack himself, off-teleprompter and heavily Medicated

AmishDude at November 25, 2009 06:36

129

Two mega-celebrities with Jesus complexes coming together in honor of the actual Jesus. Perfect. All they need now is a cameo from Bono and the circle will be complete.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 25, 2009 06:38 PM (RZ8pf)

Allah brought the funny on that one. He should stick to comedy.

Mostly.

130 The only way I'll tune into this is, if Biden shows up after too many egg nogs.
Posted by: Blazer

I have some very bad news for you.....that's SOP for him.

131 Christmas... the time of year millions around the world celebrate the birth of mankind's redeemer, bringing the hope of eternal life.

On the same date about two thousand years ago, there was also some Hebrew carpenter whose wife had a baby. Can't quite remember his name.

Hey, look... Oprah!

132 126 crystal, what is that picture from?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 25, 2009 06:44 PM (RZ8pf)

I googled smoking jackets...but after looking at it again, it may have come from some "unseemly" site.

That dude is freaking gross.

133

Now here is something that we can all be thankful for.  Under barrycare, trial lawyers can now sue business under the auspices of the of State Attorneys General!

http://tinyurl.com/y92plao

 

134 Normally I don't pay attention to a civilization that was too stupid to leave a forwarding address, but...

The Mayans may have been on to something.

A vortex of ego could very well destroy the world when these idiots do this special.

I predict that giant tentacled monsters and huge robots will be spawned from thin air and fight to the death on the Capitol Dome.

Obama will reveal that Santa Claus is being prosecuted for war crimes.

The First Wookie will pull Tiny Tim's arms off for winning at that 3D chess thingy.

Bo the Dog will perform the National Anthem in Hawaiian slang, working the word SPAM into the lyrics no less than six times.

135

Well done, GrimJack

136 For those wondering about my Obamas carol, except for 1, 2, 5, and 9, I typed Obama and the number spelled out to see what came up.

137 Nobody but Jackie Gleason has the Bronsons to wear a smoking jacket.

138 Oh So much fun I can't wait...I am sure MSDNC, CBS, NBC and CNN will all have their specials lined up. I am sure that Christy Matthews and KO are incredibly jealous of "the Oprah". I suspect this will be a ratings Bonanza for ABC, at least in NYC, LA, Chicago and SF.the rest of the country..not so much...

139 GrimJack,

I want to post that and change "Obamas" to "ObaMas" so the "mass" sound is clearer.

is that okay?

140

If we're lucky, the presence of two such massive egos in such proximity to each other might cause a singularity to form, thus drawing both Bammer and Oprah into infinitely-long, infinitely-dense strings of quantum energy. The gravitational waves generated by this event might even be enough to take out Reid and Pelosi (along with most of Maryland and Delaware, but hey, you gotta take the bad with the good). In fact, a side-benefit of the harmonic resonances created would be that Bill O'Reilly would spontaneously implode, since his galaxy-sized ego acts as a counterweight to the Obama/Winfrey Gravitational Axis (OWGA).

 

141 Oh, and number 12, I didn't run through Google either.  Can't have Barry without his trusty telepromters.

142 If this man had any self respect, he'd graciously say no.
BUUUUUT

we are talking about Obamanchild here and that just is going to happen.

So when is this country going to stop jerking off to our 'mixed race' president  AND GET SOME FUCKING SHIT DONE?!

FUUCK!!

143

Ace,

Feel free.  I'm having to stick around work waiting on an answer to complete a project and was just entertaining myself.

144 Will the Obama sleigh be a big bus to throw the naughty under?

145 I hope Bill O'Reilly, Mike Awshucksabee, and Newt Gin-grinch appear as little jolly elves in the spectacle, further destroying their careers and speeding their slide off my gawddamn TV.

146 Be reasonable.  How can you have a puppet show unless you show the puppet?

147 For the first time in my life, I'm proud of Jesus' birth.

148 And maybe Michael Steele can make a cameo appearance to once again trash Republicans as a special holiday gift to Obama.


ahhhh, the magic possibilities of Christmas.

149 Don't let Bill Ayers near the tree lights. Just sayin'.

150

Just the way I want to spend my Christmas.

Listen to jeg-eared jesus stumble out a bunch of errs, uhms, ahhs.

Let me be clear..past Christmases were uhm, about the birth of Jesus. Who was ahh, NOT a Black President. But I HOPE(tm), people will err, CHANGE their Uhm, beiefs, ahh, that I am the NEWMESIAH. (Gotta say that last word really fast).

151 Guest-stars include the Congressional Hallelujah Chorus singing "O Little Town of Washington" and Tiny Tim Geithner in a special presentation of Dick Durbin's Obamass Carol.

152 I think next Easter Barry will star in a made-for-TV movie remake of "The Greatest Story Ever Told." I'm not sure how the NAACP will feel about the Golgotha scene, though. Too many crosses.

153

When Jesus was born two thousand years ago, no one could have forseen that one day America would be led by a man of African descent...

 

154 Robert Gibbs will stutter out Silent Night.
He will not bring the lyric sheet with him.
It will stop 27,000 times and take seven days to complete.
Afterwards he will complain of FoxNews quoting him out of context.

155 Zombie Ted Kennedy will be there. He'll show up, all schnockered on Fermadihyde.

156

So when is this country going to stop jerking off to our 'mixed race' president  AND GET SOME FUCKING SHIT DONE?!

FUUCK!!

Posted by: MelodicMetal at November 25, 2009 06:50 PM (x4S2a)

lolz.

where has this site been all of my freed-from-the-shackles-of-the-demcoratic-party life?

Really! I'm peeing my pants here.

157 Teddy Kenedy..Ghosts of douchebags past

158 The TV coverage of this Unprecendented Winter Holiday Event might even exceed the coverage on NPR this morning of last night's Unprecedentedly-diverse State Dinner, during which the NPR Pep Squad reporters sounded like they were wee-weeing their little panties to a nearly-unprecedented degree.

159 I guess I won't be watching Oprah.

Much like every day I've been alive.

160 Will Katie Couric do that sassy dance like in the pictures while wearing a little elf suit?

That's enough to make anyone's candy cane droop.

161

Well ahh, orca, I uhm meant to pardon the err, Thanksgiving Turkey. But Worf already ate it feathers and all.

Soo uhm, let me be clear, ahh, it was err an oversight, well Boooshes fault ahh, that I pardoned KSM instead.

162 Things are gonna get ugly if Oprah manages to lure Dear Leader under the mistletoe. Even I don't wish that misfortune on him.

M'chelle ripping Oprah's arm out of its socket and beating her to death with it would be fairly entertaining.  I'd probably tune in for that.

163 Robert Gibbs will stutter out Silent Night.

Sweet Santa on a marijuana cookie. If Pezzydent Earflaps McStutterpause performs a reading of "The Night Before Christmas," it will be Presidents' Day by the time he finishes.

164 crystal..are there any funny lib sites?? I mean comments, not funny  content...ie John Stewart. Or are they mostly poisonous shitholes? I'm asking because what little exposure I have to them, they seem like cesspools.

165

Rahm Emanuel will dance the Nutcracker.

166 Perhaps he'll impress with miracles like turning mashed potatoes into stuffing.

You think you're being amusing, but I can turn mashed potatoes into a nutrient-rich slurry, jackass!

167 M'chelle ripping Oprah's arm out of its socket and beating her to death with it would be fairly entertaining.

It will be tough to keep her from eating it right then and there, on camera. I hope they feed her well that morning.

168 What no Obamakkah Special?  Separation of Church and State!  Separation of Church and State!

169

M'chelle ripping Oprah's arm out of its socket and beating her to death with it would be fairly entertaining.  I'd probably tune in for that.

Only if she then finished off the old man.  And then Biden.  And then Pelosi.  And then...

Jesus, its fucking turkeys all the way down!

170

Robert Gibbs will stutter out Silent Night.

I think what this administration meant, was the night was not neccessarily devoid of sound, but the context of silence, as misquoted by Glenn Beck...dates back to the Boosh Administration. I think if you guys were to do your homework, you would find that Helen Kellor knew silence, but was not the 1st Black Precedent.

It is also to be announced that obama will appoint a new silence czar to address the AGW lies and leaks.

171 If the O wanted to be seen on Thanksgiving, he should appear in the booth at half-time of each of the NFL games.  That would be perfect.

172 I'm sure the ACLU will be giving special dispensation for the big Ovent.

173 Jesus, its fucking turkeys all the way down!

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could legislate.

174 As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could legislate.

haha, maybe the best Christmas episode ever.

175 The biggest problem I see with staging this Obamass Special is:

Where ya gonna find three wise men in Washington?

176 but I can turn mashed potatoes into a nutrient-rich slurry of Valu-Rite!.--Vlad

177 If the O wanted to be seen on Thanksgiving, he should appear in the booth at half-time of each of the NFL games.  That would be perfect.

Posted by: waelse1 at November 25, 2009 07:15 PM (qiFPn)

Excellent idea. I'd have a Glory Hole cut into that booth by god !

178

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could legislate.

Close, but that isn't the reference I was making.  Think "It's Turtles all the way down."

179 Hey, cut the crap. We would never do what this crew is doing in DC. We know when to pull in our heads.

180 @153 : When Jesus was born two thousand years ago, no one could have forseen that one day America would be led by a man of African descent...

I would have laughed, but I was too busy crying.

181 "When Jesus was born, who would have thought that one day America would have a black president!"

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182 164 crystal..are there any funny lib sites?? I mean comments, not funny  content...ie John Stewart. Or are they mostly poisonous shitholes? I'm asking because what little exposure I have to them, they seem like cesspools.

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 25, 2009 07:08 PM (ENiLZ)

 

I have no idea...all the ones that I spied on were after my convergence. And I always feel the need for a long, hot shower after I do so.

My first visit to a conservative blog was Gateway Pundit. What took me to the net was lack of real information on Obama. After Hilary was booted from the race, I could no longer find anything but idol-worship on Obama.

I am not so insecure that I would vote for him because he's partly black. That would have been a vote against everything I believe in. So I started on a Journey of Obama Truth. And I like Palin, to the great consternation of my well-educated (except for a little thing called history) friends. And my mother, who is no longer saying that "George Bush got us in this mess), since my computer -geek stepfather has been laid off since July.

Did I mention that liberals are the most vile, racist people have ever had the displeasure of coming across on the internet?

 

183 oh fuck, 153 beat me

184 I'm surprised he can take time away from golf for so many TV appearances.

185

Did I mention that liberals are the most vile, racist people have ever had the displeasure of coming across on the internet?

 

Posted by: crystal at November 25, 2009 07:33

"Come on in, don't cost nothin'

186 #178 - what do you have against peanuts and caramel?!?

187

The Room 101 Winter Holiday Special

188

Okay, work with me on this... the anthropologist asks the South Pacific islander about the structure of the universe.  blahblahblahblah... and he says:

"It's turtles all the way down."

So, I thought with the substitution of "turkeys" it was a pretty good metaphor for the "bench strength" of the Democrap Party.

It was funny as shit when I typed it.  Honest.

189 "It's turtles all the way down."
Stephen Hawking tells a story like this in "Black Holes and Baby Universes."

190 I'm gonna get some new speakers for my T.V. so I can not watch it in stereo.

191 I have no idea what's going on inside my DVR -- sometimes shows get recorded that I swear I never set. Before this one airs, I'm going to nuke the box from orbit.

Just to make sure.

192 Rahm Emanuel will dance the Nutcracker.
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Michelle will hang Barack's balls on the tree.

193 Wow this is almost as exciting as when i got my Nintendo Wii as when my baby sister was born as when I got a bunny rabbit as... Umm... as when I had an aneurysm?(joke)(sorry if its offensive you politically correct b******s!)

194

Sorry, I just cannot stop laughing. These fools have no clue how people are sick of seeing this kind of shit on TV, and yet they continue to do so.

 

195 I'd rather watch re-runs of Canadian Paliament on C-SPAN 2.

196

When Jesus was born two thousand years ago, no one could have forseen that one day America would be led by a man of African descent...

 Posted by: Secundus at November 25, 2009 07:01 PM (821i4)

You mean, "ANOTHER man of African descent, who knows as Jesus did what it means to be a Black man in a country run by White people."

197 Sorry, I have to wash my hair.

198 It was funny as shit when I typed it.  Honest.

Oh, I totally got it, and thought it was funny as hell.

I then riffed on it, as the kids and pro comedians might say.

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200 You know only TRUE Obamabots are going to watch that show.  At least the ratings will show how many are going to vote for him in 2012.

201 Love it.  This jerk is so overexposed, the last thing Americans want to see on their Christmas holiday is his repulsive mug on their TVs.  Who is advising this guy?  Who ever it is, I'd like to thank them.

202 In life I was known as Oprah. I spent my life in a talk show hellhole and am now condemned to wander the world, proclaiming the Good News of the Coming of the Kingdom of Obama.

Tonight you will be visited by three Ghosts: The Ghost of Obama Past, the Ghost of Obama Present, and the Ghost of Obama Future. This will be unprecedented, so ignore the Yeti he brings along. Hard, I know, but maybe you can spread some newspaper...

Are there no entitlements? Are there no taxes? Are there no entitlements? Are there no taxes? Are there no...

203 Damned sock puppet...

204 The Desire to Rule Over Others

This must be said: There are too many "great" men in the world — legislators, community organizers, do-gooders, leaders of the people, fathers of nations, and so on, and so on. Too many persons place themselves above mankind; they make a career of organizing it, patronizing it, and ruling it.

Added community for effect.

205

I for one cannot wait to watch Rahm Emmanuel's one-man interpretation of The Nutcracker.

206 #115  Your description is how the Bush Christmas specials were done.  Laura would discuss the decorations and the theme,  Barney would make an appearance (I miss the Barney-cam!) and at the end President Bush would come in for a couple of minutes and tell everyone what a FABULOUS First Lady Laura was and how beautiful the White House looked.  The End.

With Obama, HE is going to be the one doing the tour.  Children and wife will probably make a token appearance.  They won't show poor CHARLIE (I refuse to call that dog Bo) and it will all be about the wonderfulness of Obama.

I am not watching.  I will be doing something in keeping with the season, like saying a Rosary for my poor country.

207 But will it be a "teachable moment"?

208

Highlights of the really big shoe:

Jon and Kate Gosselin will be re-united and wed by Obama acting as Chief Magistrate.

Al Gore will join the Pres and watch the tide go out, symbolically showing a lowering of the rising ocean levels due to global warming, and thier retreat in respect of 'Bamamania.

Arianna Huffington will perform fellatio on Al Franken.

 

 

209 Will Katie Couric dance?  With Al Gore or with Ed Begley?

210 Instead of watching Oprah, I'll just watch "Last King of Scotland" again. It's virtually the same thing.

211 Yeah, I'm standing here egging them on. Fuck, they've ignored me for so long it's not like they can see what's coming.

But, seriously: There is no way this could end good for them. You thought the KSM trial in New York was stupid, tone-deaf and short-sighted?

Wait 'till you see how this turns out. I mean, it's brilliant--just before Christmas, where for the last 20 years or so most Americans had a job and could put something under the tree, this jackass is going to get on there and try to tell everyone the bucket full of shit he's given them really tastes good.

212
I'm late to this thread, and it makes great reading: you guys were on fire (Secundus, I'm looking at you)!

But, but, BUT ...

The Dear Leader would never have a Christmas special. It's a Holiday Special!

People! Get with the program!

213 I'm going to have a Christmas special dedicated to the awesomeness of my off-ramp.

214 30 years after the Star Wars Holiday special comes the Star Trek Holiday special...

...with Guinan (black woman who thinks she knows everything), Geordi (blind...but thinks he sees stuff other people can't), and Commander Worf (you figure it out).

215 You mean, uhhh-um...I'm going to be, uhhhh, on TV again?

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