Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Last call for the weekend - make these last few hours count. Unless you're funemployed and in that case be prepared to settle in for the ONT long haul.

Meet Bhut Jolokia, the Hottest Pepper in the World
Bhut jolokia is a pepper from Northern India which is the hottest pepper in the world coming in at over 1 million on the Scoville heat scale. So there's a non-trivial risk of having to visit the ER whenever you eat it. And I can only imagine the pain it causes on the way out.
And yes defense companies are looking into it as a crowd dispersal agent.

Sarah Palin's Uterus Now Has a Blog
And in a case of turnabout-is-fairplay, it's now stalking Andrew Sullivan.

Why Vampires are not Jews
Don't be confused by their black garb, aversion to the cross, and taste for kosher Goy blood. Jews are not vampires.

Why Do Some Couples Last?
Well if you've been hanging around the ONT most of these reasons won't be a surprise.

The Six Most Ridiculous Invasion Attempts in Military History
And the most recent was in 1990 and involved UK territory and a French Nuclear Physicist.

Asian Poses
Because just standing there and smiling is so boring. Yet that's what most Americans do.

Celebrity Death Watch:
Doris Day, Jimmy Carter, and Slim Whitman are all alive and 85. Happy birthdays to Stan Musial and Terry Gilliam.

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:
1 [431 comments] 'Blazer' [60.51 posts/day]
2 [306 comments] 'logprof'
3 [303 comments] 'Dang Straights'
4 [261 comments] 'Elizabeth'
5 [257 comments] 'Mallamutt'
6 [213 comments] 'ParanoidGirlInSeattle'
7 [203 comments] 'goforitbillbelichik'
8 [199 comments] 'andycanuck'
9 [182 comments] 'Editor'
10 [174 comments] 'eman'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [92 names] 'Mallamutt' [12.92 unique names/day]
2 [66 names] 'Blazer'
3 [43 names] 'Editor'
4 [43 names] 'fluffy'
5 [40 names] 'andycanuck'
6 [36 names] 'toby928'
7 [34 names] 'kbdabear'
8 [29 names] 'logprof'
9 [23 names] 'Mr. Pink'
10 [23 names] 'Che Pizza'

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Comments

1
inb4 someone says I have no life.

'Cause its true.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 09:53 PM (+FzLa)

2 Stupid fucking hippie. I would have stomped him until the flames went out in his belly.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 22, 2009 09:58 PM (xGIqT)

3 A while ago I spent the better part of a day watching all them vids of dumbasses eat those peppers.

Good times!

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 22, 2009 09:59 PM (rsZLJ)

4 Hey, all.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 10:00 PM (5Z2N5)

5 Oh, Dashiel Hammett wrote The Thin Man and The Maltese Falcon.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 22, 2009 10:01 PM (zmiSr)

6 Obviously, Editor cheated in some way.

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2009 10:02 PM (pDVX4)

7 Libs would have a field day with the priest who taught my religion class in high school. He said the closer you and a potential mate were in race, creed, socioeconomic background, the better your chances of having a successful marriage. Mr. RB and I will celebrate 23 years next month. It didn't hurt that it was love at first sight either.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 22, 2009 10:02 PM (LKkE8)

8 Uh-oh, I'm in the count again this week. Need to put "get a life" on my to-do list.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 10:03 PM (RZ8pf)

9

DRINK, Lacey.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 10:05 PM (djkiW)

Regarding that pepper, why would you ever put that in your mouth??

You know you're not going to enjoy it and it will be excruciating-going in, going down, and coming out-what's the point?

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:07 PM (/Q608)

11 The pepper guy's friends sound like typical stoners.

"Dude, your head fell off. Are you ok? Want a hit? Dude? Dude?"

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2009 10:07 PM (pDVX4)

Mr. RB and I will celebrate 23 years next month.

Congrats!!! That's amazing in this day and age. Hope you do something really special that day (and night).

Posted by: jewells at November 22, 2009 10:09 PM (lv7H+)

13 Congrats to the top tenners. I'm jealous of you all.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 10:09 PM (5Z2N5)

Oh no, you're not getting me tonight.

I've grounded my liquor cabinet. It was very naughty last night.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:09 PM (/Q608)

15 here's a tip:
do not marry your sister in law's sister

also, do not let 'honey, pass the butter' come out as 'bitch you ruined my life!'

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:09 PM (JL3qV)

16 evening morons.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 22, 2009 10:10 PM (hA5JK)

I've grounded my liquor cabinet. It was very naughty last night.

I feel your pain.

Posted by: jewells at November 22, 2009 10:10 PM (lv7H+)

18 here's another tip for you young guys

do not give her red stockings and garter belt for Christmas- there's an even chance she opens that box while her mother is visiting

just sayin

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:11 PM (JL3qV)

19
I wonder if he has a video out yet of when the pepper came out of the other side? I'll bet that feels like sticking a rag up your ass and lighting it.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 10:11 PM (+FzLa)

20
Thank you for that wonderful mental image, Blazer.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 10:13 PM (djkiW)

Sounds like Jones is unfortunately speaking from experience!

And thanks for that image, Blazer!

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:13 PM (/Q608)

22 Yeah, I'll bet that pepper's "exit" made childbirth seem like a walk in the park.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 22, 2009 10:13 PM (554T5)

do not give her red stockings and garter belt for Christmas- there's an even chance she opens that box while her mother is visiting

just sayin

Are you speaking from experience?

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 10:14 PM (5Z2N5)

24 I'm so pissed.

Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2009 10:14 PM (XH/G8)

25 >Sounds like Jones is unfortunately speaking from experience!

my life has been one long cautionary tale

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:15 PM (JL3qV)

26 Here's a timeless piece of Marital Advice - DON"T DO IT!

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 10:16 PM (z+Kva)

27 katya,

yes, it really happened that way

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:16 PM (JL3qV)

28 That guy seemed a little swishy. I'd bet he's putting more than peppers in his mouth.

Posted by: 48%er at November 22, 2009 10:17 PM (QOE7k)

29 Sarah Palin has a bald crotch? Who knew??

(Well, Todd I guess... Lucky bastard)

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 10:17 PM (QECjC)

How to fail a test with dignity:

http://tinyurl.com/y9cstfm

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 10:17 PM (5Z2N5)

31 I had some homegrown habanero peppers I was slicing up for a big pot of chili a few years ago. My drunk younger brother was over visiting and walked over to the stove and said "you dare me to eat one?"

Of course I said "be my guest toughguy"

Calamity and comedy gold ensued after that for about the next half hour.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 10:18 PM (+FzLa)

The two moderate Republican senators from Maine, Susan M. Collins and Olympia J. Snowe, both say Senator Harry Reid, the majority leader, reached out to them after he unveiled the Senate measure, encouraging them to bring forward their ideas and concerns…

“I have ruled out voting for this bill but I still very much want to vote for a bill and that is why I am continuing to have discussions,” said Ms. Collins. “I still cling to the belief that it is possible for a group of us to come together and rewrite the bill in a way that would cause it to have greater support.”…

Flanged we are.

Posted by: The Hammer at November 22, 2009 10:18 PM (YBTwf)

Reading an intresting article on Yahoo.

Some woman in Canada lost her medical benefits for pics she posted on facebook. She's on temp. leave for "major depression" and her health carrier got a hold of pictuers of her at a Chippendales review.

Good for the insurance provider. But it is Canada so I expect she'll be reinstated.

It doesn't make it clear but I'm assuming they're only nixing benefits for mental health.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:20 PM (/Q608)

34 The two moderate Republican socialist-in-training senators from Maine, Susan M. Collins and Olympia J. Snowe...

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 22, 2009 10:21 PM (554T5)

She's on temp. leave for "major depression" and her health carrier got a hold of pictuers of her at a Chippendales review.

Maybe she was self medicating her depression.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 10:22 PM (5Z2N5)

Making Chili with the Ex. Everything in the Pot...an hour or two to kill...probably could have done a better job washing the capstacin off of my hands...poor girl!?!?

I'll never get the sight of her on her back in my shower out if my head.

I quote - "The water can't get cold enough!".

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 10:22 PM (z+Kva)

hola morons,

btw, the bears suck yet i am still a fan so what does that say about me?

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 22, 2009 10:22 PM (ZxAmf)

38 32,

All Federal Ministry of Health and Efficiency Clinics will serve only Maine potatoes.

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2009 10:22 PM (pDVX4)

39 Senator Harry Reid, the majority leader, reached out to them after he unveiled the Senate measure massacre...

Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2009 10:23 PM (XH/G8)

40 My friend's 6 year old son told him he never wants to get married. My friend almost broke down in tears, hugging his son and telling him he made Dad proud.

I detect the signs of a troubled marriage.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 10:23 PM (QECjC)

41 I still very much want to vote for a bill

Oh for fuck's sake.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 22, 2009 10:24 PM (OkT2m)

btw, the bears suck yet i am still a fan so what does that say about me?

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 22, 2009 10:22 PM (ZxAmf)

that you're either (1) loyal or (2) a masochist.

stick w/#1

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:24 PM (/Q608)

btw, the bears suck yet i am still a fan so what does that say about me?

That you're a true fan. Anyone can root for a winner.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 10:24 PM (5Z2N5)

44
Evidently the Israelis didn't get the message that the lightworker and healer of nations was in office, because they're back to pounding Gaza with aircraft again.

Good on them.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 10:25 PM (+FzLa)

btw, the bears suck yet i am still a fan so what does that say about me?

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 22, 2009 10:22 PM (ZxAmf)

don't ask me, all I have are the broncos

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:25 PM (JL3qV)

46 40 if my little eight yo girl ever says 'daddy, i hate boys, i'll never date" i'll buy her a porsche

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 22, 2009 10:26 PM (ZxAmf)

40 My friend's 6 year old son told him he never wants to get married. My friend almost broke down in tears, hugging his son and telling him he made Dad proud.

I don't know...the only advice EVERY MAN EVER agrees on.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 10:26 PM (z+Kva)

48 Andrew Breibart is a guest host on local radio 640 KFI. He is starting another blog site Big Journalism. He's on from 7-10 PST if anyone wants to listen via internet. The "pimp and Ho will be on shortly.

Posted by: Jayne on the left coast at November 22, 2009 10:26 PM (U4K8K)

49 "They say if you eat enough peppers, your body builds up an immunity to them..."

That's true with bullets, too, hyper-genius. Have your friends toughen you up by shooting with BBs for a week, then I'll be along to dump a magazine of 230-grain Hydra-Shoks into your birdlike chest.

If you're more comfortable in the lotus position, that's cool with me.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 22, 2009 10:26 PM (xGIqT)

50 My utter disdain for Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins knows no boundaries.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 22, 2009 10:26 PM (554T5)

51 "I still very much want to vote for a bill." Susan Collins

I can hear her saying that, in that trembling little voice of hers. She's like a church mouse. Ugh...it's like being haunted by a ghost.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 22, 2009 10:26 PM (zmiSr)

52 "I still want to very much vote for a bill."

Fine, but why does it have to be a healthcare bill?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 10:27 PM (QECjC)

44
Evidently the Israelis didn't get the message that the lightworker and healer of nations was in office, because they're back to pounding Gaza with aircraft again.

I'd fight any war Bibi asked me to fight.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 10:27 PM (z+Kva)

Often I tell my daughter: BEWARE THE NAKED MAN! He only means you ill.

I don't think she gets it yet.

Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2009 10:27 PM (XH/G8)

55 An epic conniption in MRs comments is giving me LOLs. Read sam at 9:55:00PM. http://is.gd/51rFd "they would have made you a guard at aushwitz."

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 22, 2009 10:29 PM (Mi2wf)

the pain of a true fan

you know, the three great moments of my life in order: my wedding day (god she was a fool), the birth of my girl, and the day i got my anchors

if the cubs beat the yankees in the world series, it goes straight to the top of the list

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 22, 2009 10:29 PM (ZxAmf)

57 btw, the bears suck yet i am still a fan so what does that say about me?

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 22, 2009 10:22 PM (ZxAmf)

Drop "The Super Bowl Shuffle" in the tape deck and think of happier times.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 22, 2009 10:29 PM (xGIqT)

58 I invite the Men Of Spades to visit this page and give me their thoughts

btw I am using firefox now and loving life- my pc doesnt't suck anymore

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:30 PM (JL3qV)

59 41 I still very much want to vote for a bill

Oh for fuck's sake.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 22, 2009 10:24 PM (OkT2m)

I know this isn't a purist/moderate thread, but again, what good are these ladies doing us as R's?

I've stated all along, they will not let B to the O flame on this...they will give him a bill and some "republicans" will be partly to blame.
In fact, Snowe is responsible for it getting this far.

Posted by: The Hammer at November 22, 2009 10:30 PM (YBTwf)

Ahoy polloi.

Guess what? I've been sleeping at night.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 22, 2009 10:31 PM (Wf2lK)

61 Don't bother watching the movie Gamer.

Major suckage. I want my hour and a half back.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 22, 2009 10:31 PM (rsZLJ)

62 I detect the signs of a troubled marriage.

When people ask ME for advice about their marriage, I know they're doomed.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 22, 2009 10:32 PM (OkT2m)

My utter disdain for Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins knows no boundaries.

...and these two ladies are exactly why having Liebs on our side counts for naught. Snowe is practically begging Reid to give her a fig-leaf so she can say "yes" to this turd (Collins too, probably). The basic fact is that Maine (like so many other proto-socialist states) is broke, and is begging for federal money. Maine's version of ObamaCare has been a slow-motion catastrophe almost from the very first, and Snowe is getting heat from her constituents to bring home some of Uncle Sugar's stash-money. Otherwise, Maine is going to both raise taxes and cut services in the near future to cover the shortfall caused by -- among other things -- their sinkhole of a medical program.

Posted by: Monty at November 22, 2009 10:32 PM (L12sc)

64 Csn we make Bibi Commander-in-Chief in Afghanistan? I'm sure HE'D want Victory, and Bambi would probably be relieved it was off his shoulders.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 10:33 PM (QECjC)

65 if the cubs beat the yankees in the world series, it goes straight to the top of the list That happens and I'll send you on of my 86' PRS Customs!

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 10:33 PM (z+Kva)

66 if my little eight yo girl ever says 'daddy, i hate boys, i'll never date" i'll buy her a porsche.

Perhaps a Subaru or Ranger PU might be a better choice...

Posted by: Michael Steele at November 22, 2009 10:34 PM (EL+OC)

67 Whew. McNabb just put me over the top in FF this week.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 22, 2009 10:35 PM (554T5)

A Preist, A muslim, and bho walk " NOT DRIVE" into a bar.

see what i did there?

Posted by: lowest strata at November 22, 2009 10:36 PM (LiDpC)

69 66...I thought Jeep Wrangler and a gift card to Sport Clips.

Posted by: The Hammer at November 22, 2009 10:36 PM (YBTwf)

70 kbdabear is ahead of me in the sockpuppet rankings. All is well with the world again.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 10:37 PM (I3Udb)

71
A Preist, A muslim, and bho walk " NOT DRIVE" into a bar.

Posted by: lowest strata at November 22, 2009 10:36 PM (LiDpC)

The Aristocrats !

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 10:37 PM (+FzLa)

Perhaps a Subaru

Official Car of the U.S. Lesbian Team!

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 10:38 PM (z+Kva)

73 I invite the Men Of Spades to visit this page and give me their thoughts

All hot except Lucille Ball. Never really got that one.

Posted by: Michael Steele at November 22, 2009 10:38 PM (EL+OC)

74
I'd fight any war Bibi asked me to fight.

No shit. If Israel asked for volunteers I'd even bring my own weps.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 10:38 PM (djkiW)

75 I made the sockpuppet list one week earlier this year, but eventually ran out of clean socks.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 22, 2009 10:38 PM (554T5)

76 Jones, my wifes mom would have responded to the sexy undies gift by saying: "does this mean I'll be getting grandchildren soon?".

Posted by: Scott J. at November 22, 2009 10:38 PM (WMXl8)

77 9/11 Suspects Seek Show Trial Lawyer for 9/11 suspect says five men facing trial will plead not guilty, will air criticisms of U.S. foreign policy

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:39 PM (JL3qV)

70 kbdabear is ahead of me in the sockpuppet rankings. All is well with the world again.

You are both lucky that my Hash changes every ten minutes(!)or I'd own that list.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 10:39 PM (z+Kva)

New Mexico State U - right up the road from us in Las Cruces, has a pepper research unit and grows these nasties and hundreds of other varieties of hot peppers. They'll let you buy some of the Bhut jolokia if you are insane. A local reporter ate one on camera and freaked out. I've been in the Bhut jolokia field, but woosed out. I've had canker sours in my mouth from eating some especially nasty varieties of habaneros that were much hotter than the habeneros you get in stores. So.. no thanks..

Basically, eating a Bhut jolokia or a super-hot habanero is like swallowing pepper spray, since they use the same capsaicin.

This guy looked like some fucking idiot, btw. Dumb guero schmuck without a shirt. A real maricon.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 22, 2009 10:40 PM (l7Ql3)

80 http://tinyurl.com/ykqb6dv
I guess some kids took Kick A Ginger Day a bit too seriously.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 22, 2009 10:40 PM (hA5JK)

81 I drive a Subaru. Ultimate camouflage against speeding tickets. No cop wants to stop an angry lesbian.

Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2009 10:40 PM (XH/G8)

82 Jones, my wifes mom would have responded to the sexy undies gift by saying: "does this mean I'll be getting grandchildren soon?".

Posted by: Scott J. at November 22, 2009 10:38 PM (WMXl

'just practicing, mom'

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:40 PM (JL3qV)

83 I invite the Men Of Spades to visit this page and give me their thoughts

Why just the men? With the exception of Gwyneth Paltrow and Lucille Ball, I think you've put together a fine sampling of pulchritude.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 22, 2009 10:40 PM (kgP2R)

84 Evening, peeps. No ranking for me since I've been on the road all last week. And I'm still getting used to the ONT going up at 7 instead of 10.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 10:41 PM (gofDd)

85
I invite the Men Of Spades to visit this page and give me their thoughts

All hot except Lucille Ball. Never really got that one.

Milla and Elizabeth Montgomery. Lucy really was hot, you just don't realize it because of her shows.

Paltrow has not business on that list. Neither does the cell phone chick who lies about her age.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 10:41 PM (djkiW)

I don't know Jones, sounds like you just got unlucky with a mother in law. My mom would've just laughed and rolled her eyes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 10:41 PM (RZ8pf)

Am I still drunk from last night--I'm not understanding what I'm watching on Fox. Geraldo doing a piece on New Moon Mania. The title:A Look Inside The World of Real-Life Vampires. And he's interviewing....Morgan Fairchild.

??????

What?

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:41 PM (/Q608)

88 That was a nice catch.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 22, 2009 10:42 PM (OkT2m)

89 cell phone chick is Welsh so she's a legacy pick

thanks to all who clicked

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:42 PM (JL3qV)

90 As for those Asian poses, yeah, Asians are weird.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 10:42 PM (gofDd)

91 to be fair, my ex MIL was a bartender

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:43 PM (JL3qV)

Don't bother watching the movie Gamer.

Major suckage.

Why? Details.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 10:43 PM (5Z2N5)

93 I invite the Men Of Spades to visit this page and give me their thoughts

I suppose that's what passed for beauty until Michelle came along.

Posted by: Barry O at November 22, 2009 10:43 PM (9Wv2j)

94
Shit Jones is that your site?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 10:43 PM (djkiW)

95
Betty Page was naughty.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 10:44 PM (djkiW)

96 I don't know if he still does, but Kim du Toit used to have some awesome pinup pics of yesteryear.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 22, 2009 10:45 PM (xGIqT)

97 Re the pretty wimmins at that link, I always thought Marilyn Monroe was highly overrated.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 10:45 PM (gofDd)

98 Am I the only one who thinks Catherine Zeta-Jones is icky?

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 10:45 PM (9Wv2j)

Jones, my wife is the oldest of 4 sisters. Her next in line sister was the first to bear grandchildren.

We were 10 years into our marriage before I was willing to plunge into parenthood.

On of the top 10 oddest experiences of my life was having her dad tell me "get that tallywhacker in gear, son" shortly after his second grandchild was born.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 22, 2009 10:45 PM (WMXl8)

100

NAVYCOP , Sunday Guitar Love for You.

(I know I posted it last night...but I have been loving it all day!)

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 10:45 PM (z+Kva)

101 dang straights

"yes, " said the blogwhore

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:45 PM (JL3qV)

102
Am I the only one who thinks Catherine Zeta-Jones is icky?

Oh hell no. Can't stand her and don't understand why she's 'hot'.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 10:45 PM (djkiW)

103

I disagree with Jennifer Anistan and Gynnie Paltry at your link, Jones.

And I love pecan pie.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 10:46 PM (RZ8pf)

104 Moronettes, I did some serious damage to my wallet at the Coach store today. Sigh. Must. Get. Job.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 10:47 PM (RZ8pf)

105 I drive a Subaru. Ultimate camouflage against speeding tickets. No cop wants to stop an angry lesbian.

If you don't wear a plaid flannel shirt you're going to get busted.

Posted by: Barbarian at November 22, 2009 10:47 PM (EL+OC)

106 scott j I saw the pic you posted of you playing with your kids- you are a lucky man

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:47 PM (JL3qV)

107
Am I the only one who thinks Catherine Zeta-Jones is icky?

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 10:45 PM (9Wv2j)

Why, whats wrong with KZJ ? I find women with Adams Apples and five 'o clock shadows extremely appealing.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at November 22, 2009 10:47 PM (+FzLa)

108 All hot except Lucille Ball. Never really got that one.

Milla and Elizabeth Montgomery. Lucy really was hot, you just don't realize it because of her shows.

Paltrow has not business on that list. Neither does the cell phone chick who lies about her age.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 10:41 PM (djkiW)

Lucille Ball was well into her forties when she was on TV. Her first movie role was in a Fred Astaire (Top Hat?) movie in the early thirties. I've seen it - she had about a five second part, and she was a real piece back then.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 22, 2009 10:47 PM (l7Ql3)

109 Can't stand her and don't understand why she's 'hot'.

She's one of the few famous curvy women. Hollywood doesn't like curvy but she somehow escaped. I thought she was hot in Zorro. I think she was almost nekkid in that too.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 10:48 PM (gofDd)

110 PGiS, are you funemployed, too?

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 10:48 PM (9Wv2j)

111

I hate bashing these women because by most people's standards they are phenoms.

I like Zeta-Jones-I think she's gorgeous (although she's had work in the past few years) but what's up w/her speech impediment. Drives me batty.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:48 PM (/Q608)

112 pecan pie is proof that God loves us and wants us to have great pie

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:48 PM (JL3qV)

113 Habanero is a pretty serious pepper with a very unique flavor I love. That Indian thing sounds evil.

Still, you gotta handle a Habanero for cooking like it was made of VX.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 22, 2009 10:49 PM (H3E0/)

114 >I like Zeta-Jones-I think she's gorgeous (although she's had work in the past few years) but what's up w/her speech impediment. Drives me batty.

that's not a speech impediment!- that's the last vestiges of a Welsh accent

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:50 PM (JL3qV)

115 Blessed, Jones, blessed. My wife and kids are constant reminders that God will answer prayer with exactly the answer you need.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 22, 2009 10:50 PM (WMXl8)

116 I always thought Elizabeth Montgomery had it going on. The thing with the witchcraft was just a bonus.

Posted by: 48%er at November 22, 2009 10:50 PM (QOE7k)

117 Milla, but she could use a donation from Raquel.

BTW, Ms. Welch's pelvis is the size of a VW beetle.

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2009 10:50 PM (pDVX4)

118 PGiS-I did the same thing at the outlet a week ago. Of course I find the a purse w/a flaw in it so I can knock off 15-20%. It usually works so then I don't feel as guilty.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:50 PM (/Q608)

119 Thankfully, I don't think I saw Angelina Jolie on that page. Ugh.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 22, 2009 10:51 PM (zmiSr)

120 Sigh. Must. Get. Job.

I'll loan you a mask and a gun -- more flexible working hours.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 22, 2009 10:51 PM (H3E0/)

121 Family is a gift that God gives you. Then laughs.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 10:52 PM (5Z2N5)

122 A few years ago I set up a profiles on a few of those ridiculous dating sites. Once I realized the error of my ways, I found that it's damn near impossible to delete yourself. As long as I don't sign on to them, I pretty much drop out of the search algorithm. But tonight I got an email from some knucklehead who says "he has ruined his girlfriend for other men so they're both on the site looking for women to date on the side". What the hell is wrong with people? I don't expect anyone to have an answer to the question. I just need to tell somebody about this before my head actually explodes.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 22, 2009 10:52 PM (kgP2R)

123

114 >I don't think so. Go back and listen to the Chicago soundtrack. She cannot say (or sing) her "r's".

Of course if you do go back and listen to the soundtrack, please leave your man card with me.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:52 PM (/Q608)

124 I invite the Men Of Spades to visit this page and give me their thoughts

Hey, now, some of we Moronettes also appreciate some nice female hotassery. Young Liz was stunning.

And My Sekrit Internets Girlfriend Milla is all the hot ever.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2009 10:52 PM (bQ5xy)

125 99- I just snorted out loud at that.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 22, 2009 10:52 PM (sdeu8)

126 Is it just me, or is youtube slow? It takes ten minutes to load that video.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at November 22, 2009 10:53 PM (f4sLg)

127 Mr. RB and I will celebrate 23 years next month.

Congrats!!! That's amazing in this day and age. Hope you do something really special that day (and night).

Posted by: jewells at November 22, 2009 10:09 PM (lv7H+)

Thanks, Jewells. Don't usually get to go out anywhere special most years since it's a couple days after Christmas and we're usually driving from state to state to see relatives with the kids!

Posted by: RushBabe at November 22, 2009 10:53 PM (LKkE8)

128 Ball started out playing the sultry chick that looked good and brought trouble.

Who knew she had 'splainin' in her blood?

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2009 10:53 PM (pDVX4)

129
Still, you gotta handle a Habanero for cooking like it was made of VX.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 22, 2009 10:49 PM (H3E0/)

Damn straight. I sliced one up one time and then proceeded to touch my face and certain other body parts shortly after, forgetting about the capsaicin.

Forget waterboarding, they should do that instead.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at November 22, 2009 10:54 PM (+FzLa)

130

"I'm the celibrated Hotentot of twat!"

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 10:54 PM (z+Kva)

131 I have U2's 'No Line On The Horizon' playing whilst I post

so far, damn fine music

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:54 PM (JL3qV)

132 if the cubs beat the yankees in the world series

If the Cubs beat ANYBODY in the World Series, the world's gonna end

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 22, 2009 10:54 PM (1O93r)

133
Of course if you do go back and listen to the soundtrack, please leave your man card with me.

BOOM! Lacey takes no prisoners when hungover.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 10:54 PM (djkiW)

134 "he has ruined his girlfriend for other men"

I didn't think it was possible to do worse than "you can take the mask off now" as an opener, but I guess it is.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 22, 2009 10:55 PM (H3E0/)

135 If the Cubs beat ANYBODY in the World Series, the world's gonna end

Yeah, I figure the Mayans think the world is going to end in 2012 because the Cubs win the Series.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2009 10:56 PM (bQ5xy)

136 Did anyone else see the story of some poor red-headed kid that was beat up on Friday, all because of *some people* promoting that vile ginger-hater thing?

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 10:56 PM (9Wv2j)

137 102- Can't stand her and don't understand why she's 'hot'.

I'm a straight woman, and even I understand why she's hot.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 22, 2009 10:56 PM (sdeu8)

138 Sophia Loren....

bunk

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 10:56 PM (erIg9)

139

112Mila Jovavich pecan pie is proof that God loves us and wants us to have great pie

FIFY

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 10:56 PM (z+Kva)

140 Katya,

Horrible acting, horrible story, the effects are decent.

It's a Running Man, Death Race (new one) ripoff. Basic plot is some guy invents a way to control people, and invents like real Sims. Then he invents real FPS with death row inmates. etc.

Oh Dexter plays the bad guy with a southern accent.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 22, 2009 10:56 PM (rsZLJ)

141 >Thankfully, I don't think I saw Angelina Jolie on that page. Ugh.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 22, 2009 10:51 PM (zmiSr)

you did not and never will

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 10:57 PM (JL3qV)

142
Forget waterboarding, they should do that instead.

'They' do, don't worry.

Umm, sock, btw.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 10:57 PM (djkiW)

143

I see your sexy women website and raise you this

http://tiny.cc/G7dKP

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:57 PM (/Q608)

144
Mila Jovavich pecan pie

Bunk.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 10:58 PM (djkiW)

145 Sock/off

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 10:58 PM (+FzLa)

146

125, know what else is on the top 10 oddest list?

Seeing mom-in-law topless.

When my wife and I first got together her youngest sister was 8 and ill-behaved so she got yelled at alot. We were sleeping downstairs and I'd gone to the kitchen for something to drink before turning in and I hear mom at the top of the stairs bellowing at baby sis. I look up the stairs in reaction to the sound and there she was standing in their bedroom doorway.

When I got back to bed my wife says "what's wrong, honey, you look like you saw a ghost".

The incident is still a family joke.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 22, 2009 10:59 PM (WMXl8)

147

122 A few years ago I set up a profiles on a few of those ridiculous dating sites. Once I realized the error of my ways, I found that it's damn near impossible to delete yourself. As long as I don't sign on to them, I pretty much drop out of the search algorithm. But tonight I got an email from some knucklehead who says "he has ruined his girlfriend for other men so they're both on the site looking for women to date on the side". What the hell is wrong with people? I don't expect anyone to have an answer to the question. I just need to tell somebody about this before my head actually explodes.

Sorry, Gail. Just pretend like I never sent that to you.

Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2009 10:59 PM (XH/G8)

148 141- you did not and never will

Jones, I'm liking you more and more.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 22, 2009 10:59 PM (sdeu8)

149 Rachel Ward was scorching hot back in the day.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 22, 2009 11:00 PM (H3E0/)

150

In "The Fearless Vampire Killers", (which strarred his soon-to-be murdered wife, Sharon Tate), Roman Polanski had a Jewish vampire who was invulnerable to crosses.

Simple answer - Jews cannot eat blood, since it is forbidden by the Torah (thou shall not eat the calf in its mother's blood, for one). That is why kosher meat is so dry - the animal is slaughtered and hung upside down to drain out all the blood. An orthodox Jew cannot even eat an egg with a tiny blood spot on it.

I remember being at a friend's house and opening up a hard-boiled egg and finding a bloodspot. It got tossed, ASAP.

My Romanian grandmother believed in werewolves, by the way, as well as in the Evil Eye. She grew up way out in the forest near Tirgu Fromas (my great grandfather was a farrier, and sold horses) and most of her neighbors and his business partner were Gypsies. She was quite a trip. She once made me wear garlic for good luck, which flipped out my mother.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 22, 2009 11:00 PM (l7Ql3)

151

I see your sexy women website and raise you this

http://tiny.cc/G7dKP

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:57 PM (/Q60

Was that guy wearing butt floss underneath his track pants? Reason #5024 why you should not go to Wal Mart.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:01 PM (+FzLa)

152 143 "Something borrowed, something blue."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 22, 2009 11:01 PM (zmiSr)

153

jones, the list has halle

i've met her, she is the pinnicle of womanhood that all females strive to reach

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 22, 2009 11:01 PM (ZxAmf)

154

Damn straight. I sliced one up one time and then proceeded to touch my face and certain other body parts shortly after, forgetting about the capsaicin.

Ugh. You just reminded me when I made fresh salsa and didn't wear rubber gloves when I chopped up the jalapenos. Taking out my contacts that evening was an unforgettable experience.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 22, 2009 11:01 PM (LKkE8)

155 aw shucks

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:01 PM (JL3qV)

156

Dear Baby Jesus,
Please, please, help me to never end up in a photograph on the "People of WalMart" page. I will be good, I promise.

Love
PGIS

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 11:02 PM (RZ8pf)

157 Just to give everybody happy thoughts to start off your week:

Both senators (Snowe and Collins) have been talking privately with Democrats and independents about devising joint amendments in such areas as cost control, and both said they would continue to look for compromises.

Goodnight and thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 22, 2009 11:02 PM (DIYmd)

158 Hey, all. Catherine Zeta Jones is way hot. Don't understand why some of you are hating on her. She my not pronounce her "r"s too well because she's Welsh. You guys did know that right?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 22, 2009 11:03 PM (UScFS)

159 Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 10:57 PM (/Q60

May you be stuck in an elevator with Al Gore and John Kerry.

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2009 11:04 PM (pDVX4)

160 I'm the wrong person to ask if something is spicy. I used to show off at parties by eating a habenro whole and chasing it with a shot of Jack Daniels.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 22, 2009 11:05 PM (WMXl8)

161 i learned about habañeros the hard way

bought a bunch at a roadside stand in Grand Junction- when I got home I preceded to make some stir fry with sliced pork and onions and the sliced habañeros-

the resulting fumes were like a mild form of tear gas

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:05 PM (JL3qV)

162

I wuz robbed!

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 22, 2009 11:06 PM (gSxol)

163 Didn't Ace have a recent thread up that said Snowe was doomed for re-election? IIRC, there are more conservative folk in Maine than she thought.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 22, 2009 11:06 PM (LKkE8)

164

I used to just be not working by choice, as a stay at home mom. But, then I was picking up some contract work here and there and slowly ramping up to working more since my son was in school all day. Instead the place where I worked pretty much lost all their contract projects with a certain nameless large company located in Redmond Washington.

So, I now consider myself funemployed. But since I was just a part time offsite employee of a 3^rd party company I don’t qualify for any funemployment benefits.

I have high hopes, come January, that either the economy will crash so badly that the apocalypse happens. Or, that there will be some convenient job with my name on it out there.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 11:07 PM (RZ8pf)

165

161, I make a salsa that has a ratio of 1 tomato to 1 habenero and lots of vinegar.

Wife makes me cook it outside on the gas grill.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 22, 2009 11:08 PM (WMXl8)

166

Two sets of books, dbl counting 'votes'

Obama will be so proud!

Posted by: ACORN NEWS at November 22, 2009 11:08 PM (gSxol)

167

Don't go to Wal-Mart? Are you kidding? You just have to know how to work the situation to your advantage. It really is cheaper for day-to-day items and it's entertaining.

See this: (I promise it's not a picture!)

http://tiny.cc/yIf75

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 11:08 PM (/Q608)

168

142
Forget waterboarding, they should do that instead.

'They' do, don't worry.

I have heard that among the worst torture techniques is being inverted and someone pouring Coca-Cola into your sinus cavity. Supposedly a standard in Mexican Interrogations...GOD that would suck!

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 11:08 PM (z+Kva)

169

Ugh. You just reminded me when I made fresh salsa and didn't wear rubber gloves when I chopped up the jalapenos. Taking out my contacts that evening was an unforgettable experience.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 22, 2009 11:01 PM (LKkE

Funny you mentioned that, being a contact wearer myself.. We just had a batch of the hottest jalapenos I've had in years and I am stupidly wearing contacts. The oil in the jalapenos gets into your skin and you have to wash your hands raw to get rid of it.

Tragic post-jalapeno personal experience over the years has also taught me- don't touch your significant other around or inside her genitalia, and don't do anything either related to condoms or even scratching your huevos.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 22, 2009 11:08 PM (l7Ql3)

170 I'm actually dreading going back to work full time, because I like not working...except for the not getting paid part. But I hate getting up early and sitting in traffic to and from work. I hope I like my next job.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:09 PM (gofDd)

171 Posted by: TexasJew at November 22, 2009 11:08 PM (l7Ql3)

That sounds infinitely worse than when I bit into a pepperocini and it squirted me in the eye. (I wear contacts, too.)

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:10 PM (gofDd)

172
The People Of Wal Mart is like the tenth level of hell. No matter how horrible it gets, I can't look away.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:10 PM (+FzLa)

173 habanero salsa

sounds dangerous- I mean, the next day IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:10 PM (JL3qV)

174 wtr and PGis- we wish you godspeed in your job-hunting

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:12 PM (JL3qV)

175 Blazer - that was revolting.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 22, 2009 11:12 PM (UScFS)

176 #81....I LUV stopping angry lesbians...

Posted by: Janet Reno at November 22, 2009 11:13 PM (UNDmA)

177 PGiS, I figured you must be making the big stompy-boot bucks. You're a brave woman to shop like that, considering!

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 11:13 PM (9Wv2j)

178 As for those Asian poses, yeah, Asians are weird.

WTR, Asian enough to criticize? (Kind of like the yellow Bo Snerdly?)

PGIS, what did you buy? I just bought a purse last week at the Coach outlet in Burlington. We were on our way home from Bellingham, and my husband asked me if I wanted to stop at the outlets. Well, duh! It's his fault I bought the purse (he saw me put it on my arm two times and said "Why don't you just get the purse, you know you want it.) I've really been trying hard not to spend money because I don't want to stimulate Obama's economy, but it's been hard, and now we have Christmas coming!

Posted by: runnningrn at November 22, 2009 11:13 PM (WOBWO)

179 Tim Allen should meet that Wal-Mart "babe." Wasn't it in his stand-up act he used to fantasize about dancing with an alien who had a boob growing out of her back?

Posted by: RushBabe at November 22, 2009 11:14 PM (LKkE8)

180 172
The People Of Wal Mart is like the tenth level of hell. No matter how horrible it gets, I can't look away.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:10 PM (+FzLa)

Agreed! When I get flustered at work it's the first site I go to because I know I'm going to laugh. And lose my appetite so it's really a win-win.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 11:15 PM (/Q608)

181

Ugh. You just reminded me when I made fresh salsa and didn't wear rubber gloves when I chopped up the jalapenos. Taking out my contacts that evening was an unforgettable experience.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 22, 2009 11:01 PM (LKkE

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

Posted by: runnningrn at November 22, 2009 11:15 PM (WOBWO)

182

Don't usually get to go out anywhere special most years since it's a couple days after Christmas and we're usually driving from state to state to see relatives with the kids!

What day? We celebrate 25 years on Dec.29.

Oh and congratulations.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 11:16 PM (5Z2N5)

183 If you have the oil on your fingers, use baggies on your hands to take out the tacs.

Posted by: 48%er at November 22, 2009 11:16 PM (QOE7k)

184

Horrible acting, horrible story, the effects are decent.

It's a Running Man, Death Race (new one) ripoff. Basic plot is some guy invents a way to control people, and invents like real Sims. Then he invents real FPS with death row inmates. etc.

Sounds a little like Saw.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 11:17 PM (5Z2N5)

185

Agreed! When I get flustered at work it's the first site I go to because I know I'm going to laugh. And lose my appetite so it's really a win-win.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 11:15 PM (/Q60

Some of the captions on the pics over there will make you laugh like a rabid hyena. My wife just told me to simmer down.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:17 PM (+FzLa)

186 Both senators (Snowe and Collins) have been talking privately with Democrats and independents about devising joint amendments in such areas as cost control, and both said they would continue to look for compromises.

Yup, because having two "Republican" yes votes on teh health care bill will give it a nice, shiny bipartisan patina. Unbelievable.

Posted by: runnningrn at November 22, 2009 11:17 PM (WOBWO)

187

The People Of Wal Mart is like the tenth level of hell. No matter how horrible it gets, I can't look away.

The nice thing about Wal Mart is you can go in any condition and nobody will even notice.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 11:18 PM (5Z2N5)

188
Using latex gloves to cut habeneros is a good idea. Just sayin. That's how we do it down in the barrio.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:19 PM (djkiW)

189

Yeah, I wish I was making big stompy boot money. I used to make good money. But, the other thing that happened over the last year is that the contract pay rates all got slashed, sometimes by as much as 15% or more. So, even when I find that job with my name on it, I won’t be making what I used to make for comparable work.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 11:19 PM (RZ8pf)

190 I much prefer Target to Wal-Mart. Even though Wal-Mart is closer. Wal-Mart just has a tackier vibe going on.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 22, 2009 11:19 PM (UScFS)

191

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:10 PM (gofDd)

Years ago, in Austin a couple of us lived in a house and grew vegetables in our rather large back yard. As the guy from the border, I was relegated to managing the jalapenos and peppers. I always seemed to kill everything else.

I once heard about a trick where you pull off the blossoms off the plant and just leave one. I tried that on a plant, and the jalapeno that we got from that plant was easily the hottest one in history. It was more inedible than any habanero I have ever had.

Another strange thing was how the jalapenos would somehow hybridize with the green peppers and you'd get a green pepper with a ton of capsaicin in it - like a giant jalapeno. Really bizarre..

Last year, I told Professor Bosland - the Albert Einstein of peppers - up in NMSU that story, and he loved it.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 22, 2009 11:19 PM (l7Ql3)

192
The nice thing about Wal Mart is you can go in any condition and nobody will even notice.

Getting dresed up for Wal Mart = lifetime of low expectations.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:19 PM (djkiW)

193

Both senators (Snowe and Collins) have been talking privately with Democrats and independents about devising joint amendments in such areas as cost control, and both said they would continue to look for compromises.

Yup, because having two "Republican" yes votes on teh health care bill will give it a nice, shiny bipartisan patina. Unbelievable.

Traitors. Fire them.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 11:20 PM (5Z2N5)

194

Katya, Congrats on the big 25! Did you ask for something silver in the jewelry department?

We're on Dec.27th. Mr. RB got leave (from Hawaii!) to come home to western PA for the wedding at Christmas. Plus, we didn't have to buy flowers since the church was full of 'em! Always squeezing a buck.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 22, 2009 11:20 PM (LKkE8)

195 wal-mart frightens and confuses me

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:20 PM (JL3qV)

196

Just about every freshly-picked chili is trouble. Even some bell peppers can be hot, if they are grown near other hot varieties. All it takes is some jalapeno pollen . . .

Watching the guru-in-training learn a life-lesson was excellent. Tim Benzedrine will be much less insufferable as long as copies of his in-body experience with the Ghost Pepper are at hand. Sometimes, the rush affects one like that. I’ll bet that by noon the the next day, his friends decided, unanimously, that he could no longer go commando, and that clothes "light and breezy" were not for him.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 22, 2009 11:21 PM (Ym9lj)

197 The nice thing about Wal Mart is you can go in any condition and nobody will even notice.

That is very very true. I've done the 3:00 a.m. run to get tissues, theraflu and ginger ale run dressed in what I wore to bed and without brushing my hair and have still been the best dressed person in the place.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2009 11:21 PM (bQ5xy)

198

Runningrn, I’m not even sure at this point what all I bought. I know I bought a new very very large bag to use as my carry-on for travel. And, because it was black patent and nice enough but I thought it needed a bit of pizzazz I bought a scarf to tie around the handles. And I bought a snowflake keychain that I’m going to turn into a necklace. And a couple of Christmas presents. Oh, and the most extravagantly silly purple sequin purse in the universe. I also ordered some boots because they didn’t have them in the store to try on. We’ll see what I think of them when I get them. Those might go back.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 11:21 PM (RZ8pf)

199 183 If you have the oil on your fingers, use baggies on your hands to take out the tacs.

Posted by: 48%er at November 22, 2009 11:16 PM (QOE7k)

Actually, that incident taught me to use a baggie to hold the peper still while I cut it and gutted it. We're sorta on the same wavelength.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 22, 2009 11:22 PM (LKkE8)

200 We were on our way home from Bellingham...

Avoid the Injun outlets in Marysville, they're a ripoff.

Posted by: Barbarian at November 22, 2009 11:22 PM (EL+OC)

201

You can order online from Wal Mart. I was relieved to discover this because there isn’t one near me at all and it is the only place that has the “Merry Madagascar” DVD right now. Not sure if other stores will get it later and it is just exclusive to Wal Mart for a couple of weeks, or what. But, of course my son absolutely positively wanted it.

Thankfully, not only can you order online, but they also ship for free!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 11:23 PM (RZ8pf)

202 Getting dresed up for Wal Mart = lifetime of low expectations.

Heh! Dang, that's funny. It always cracks me up when women show up for heart surgery in full beauty pageant makeup. (The lipstick always gets smeared around when the put the endotrach tube in, and the makeup isn't going to survive when the tape over the eyes comes off).

Posted by: runnningrn at November 22, 2009 11:23 PM (WOBWO)

203 One of my local stations has House in syndication. Two hours on Sunday nights.

Is it wrong of me to want Cuddy most of all of the women? I'd so love to bend her over an operatiing table.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2009 11:24 PM (sYxEE)

204

I try not to go to Target. I'll go in for pantyhose and come out having spent $250 on tops, purses and lord knows what else.

It's an exercise in self-control as I live within walking distance from a Target.

I know I will never have that problem in Wal-Mart.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 11:24 PM (/Q608)

205

I much prefer Target to Wal-Mart. Even though Wal-Mart is closer. Wal-Mart just has a tackier vibe going on.

Target is much easier on my nerves. Their parking lot is much friendlier. The Wal Mart parking lot makes me fantasize about explosives.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 11:24 PM (5Z2N5)

206
Is it wrong of me to want Cuddy most of all of the women?

Uhh, no. Just don't tell us who you want most of all the men, though. NTTAWWT

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:25 PM (djkiW)

207
wal-mart frightens and confuses me

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:20 PM (JL3qV)

Some other night when I'm not sober, I'll tell you guys what happened to me last Christmas and why I'll never go to Wal Mart after midnight again.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:26 PM (+FzLa)

208

We have two conversations going on here right now: Target and habanero peppers. There has to be a common denominator there somewhere.

Vomit?

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 11:27 PM (/Q608)

209

Some other night when I'm not sober, I'll tell you guys what happened to me last Christmas and why I'll never go to Wal Mart after midnight again

Sweet! Holiday stories, bring 'em on.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:27 PM (djkiW)

210 Walmart has the best selection & customer service after midnight.

Regardless, thank Heaven for Target.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 22, 2009 11:27 PM (zmiSr)

211 Katya - same here, in regard to parking. The Wal-Mart which is close to us, has shitty parking. The Target, which is two towns over, has ample parking and everything is neat and clean. But I also have Lacey's problem of going into Target with a plan. And then leaving the store purchasing over $100.00 of other stuff. Obviously, that marketing tactic works for them.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 22, 2009 11:27 PM (UScFS)

212 I'm from a small town, and when we got a Wal-Mart, that was the big Saturday-night thing ... to go to "the walmart." Fortunately, I now live in a town that has more than one store and doesn't roll up the sidewalks at 8 p.m. Unfortunately, I still sometimes go to "the walmart."

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 22, 2009 11:27 PM (sdeu8)

213

I try not to go to Target. I'll go in for pantyhose and come out having spent $250 on tops, purses and lord knows what else.

I once went to Target and bought only what was on my list and made it out for under $100. I still consider that a major victory.

Of course to celebrate I then went to Best Buy and bought 2 external hard drives but that's neither here or there.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2009 11:27 PM (bQ5xy)

214

They definitely did not (thankfully) show the worst part of his experience. That pepper had to feel like napalm went it finally said goodbye to him.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 22, 2009 11:27 PM (Oq21Q)

215 I was not surprised to see the statistics on marriages failing and the factors that were indicators, although not necessarily causes. Happily my wife and I fit the highest indicators for success. We didn't even boink anyone (including each other) until marriage. It's nice to see that old-fashioned values actually can be a good predictor of marital success. I am truly blessed with a wonderful and beautiful wife.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at November 22, 2009 11:28 PM (HF2US)

216 I keep hoping they'll put a Walmart here in town so the Walmart people stay out of Target. I like the idea that all the freaks will be contained someplace.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 22, 2009 11:29 PM (kgP2R)

217

Today we are all pink pillbox hats.

Posted by: Pink Pillbox Hat 9885667 at November 22, 2009 11:29 PM (+AEJn)

218
Some other night when I'm not sober, I'll tell you guys what happened to me last Christmas and why I'll never go to Wal Mart after midnight again.

Blazer, does it have to do with a Catholic Priest, a Christian Fundamentalist Preacher and unspeakable acts (cause that's the only story we'd be interested in).

Posted by: MSM at November 22, 2009 11:29 PM (WOBWO)

219 Asian enough to criticize? (Kind of like the yellow Bo Snerdly?)

I didn't know Snerdley was black until I looked up who he was, lol. It didn't click in my head that he's Rush's Snerdley.

My sister does the Lolita thing, which is totally bizarre. The people are nice enough, but it's just weird. And I maintain that Chinese people from Hong Kong are some of the strangest people ever. I say this as a person who has met my relatives from HK.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:29 PM (gofDd)

220 Some other night when I'm not sober, I'll tell you guys what happened to me last Christmas and why I'll never go to Wal Mart after midnight again.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:26 PM (+FzLa)

Why not just link to the pic, Blazer? We're all friends here.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 11:30 PM (9Wv2j)

221

One last thought before I toddle off. Remember to take part in the campaign to send the ACLU Christmas cards. They have to say "Merry Christmas" of course, none of that Happy Holidays stuff. What's especially gratifying is that they HAVE to open all of them because there could be a donation inside, but they really know it's just conservatives jerking them around.

Do a search on the NY ACLU address and get your jollies for the price of a stamp (a Madonna and Child, preferably).

Posted by: RushBabe at November 22, 2009 11:30 PM (LKkE8)

222 I much prefer Target to Wal-Mart. Even though Wal-Mart is closer. Wal-Mart just has a tackier vibe going on.

+1

I'll go 6 miles to the Target even though the WalMart is almost literally next to my house. I hate Wal Mart. HATE IT. I'm so glad I don't have to shop at the Supercenter anymore and I can go back to Whole Foods and Trader Joe's. No more Price Chopper either! YAY!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:31 PM (gofDd)

223 73 I invite the Men Of Spades to visit this page and give me their thoughts

All hot except Lucille Ball. Never really got that one. Quite a bit of hotness in that link. The picture of Raquel Welsh is insanely sexy.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 22, 2009 11:31 PM (Oq21Q)

224 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 11:21 PM (RZ8pf)

Wow, PGIS! That is darn impressive! That is what you would call a boatload of stuff! You are a retail goddess! I bow down to you!

Posted by: MSM at November 22, 2009 11:32 PM (WOBWO)

225

Why not just link to the pic, Blazer? We're all friends here.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 11:30 PM (9Wv2j)

Two words: creepy transvestite. I'll elaborate further, perhaps on the Friday night ONT.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:33 PM (+FzLa)

226
Why not just link to the pic, Blazer? We're all friends here.

Arrest report works, too.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:33 PM (djkiW)

227 Target gets me w/that damn $1 bin. Yeah, it's only $1 but when you grab 30 items, it kind of defeats the point. I'm a sucker for that aisle.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 11:34 PM (/Q608)

228 Rum - I wish we had a Whole Foods closer to us. The closest one is in White Plains, and that's 50 minutes from us. But when we do make the occasional trip there, it's so worth it. Whole Foods just has the best selection of everything. I love the sandwiches, I love the various cheesecakes, and the excellent cheeses in their fromagerie section. I just wish they'd open closer to us.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 22, 2009 11:34 PM (UScFS)

229 TexasJew,

What is it about the leaves, or lack of, that makes the peppers hotter or less hot? I'm not so good with plants, either and pretty much just kill them. I wonder if I could grow peppers.

I'm also wimpy when it comes to spicy. If it's hotter than Hot Cheetos, I won't eat it. No habeneros for me.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:34 PM (gofDd)

230 Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:29 PM (gofDd)

I heart Bo Snerdly! I love his "black enough to criticize" spiehl.

(Oops I had to take off my sock!)

Posted by: runningrn at November 22, 2009 11:35 PM (WOBWO)

231

Yeah what is it about Target? My sister and I actually call it the 75 dollar store because neither of us ever seem to be able to get out of there without spending at least $75.

I avoid Target until I have a large enough list of things I need there so I know that whatever spontaneous purchases I make will be lost among the sea of band-aids and toilet paper and girl stuff.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 11:35 PM (RZ8pf)

232 Two words: creepy transvestite. I'll elaborate further, perhaps on the Friday night ONT.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:33 PM (+FzLa)

my spidey sense tells me it was a fitting room incident

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:35 PM (JL3qV)

233
I'm also wimpy when it comes to spicy.

What? No way, your people invented the spicy. C'mon rum.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:35 PM (djkiW)

234 I am also addicted to Target. Target and Costco, the two most dangerous places on earth!

Posted by: runningrn at November 22, 2009 11:36 PM (WOBWO)

235 Sassy,

I feel you re Whole Foods. I think the closest one to us in Syracuse was in Toronto. Or the White Plains store. If I was still going to NYC next week I'd have made a stop at the massive store at Time Warner Center (at Columbus Circle). I want to the Whole Foods by house today and it felt heavenly, lol. I was so happy to be able to go in again. Their cheese selection really is like no other, lol.

I've also been to Target 3 times in the last 3 days. I could probably live happily at Target.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:37 PM (gofDd)

236 Just in time for Christmas, the LGF calendar at Lulu! Apparently there is a market for banal photography or perhaps they are keeping score and updinging is no longer good enough.

Posted by: bushleague at November 22, 2009 11:37 PM (96Ky8)

237 my spidey sense tells me it was a fitting room incident

Blazer in the women's fitting rooms preening in a mirror as he slithered into a pink, lacy teddy while wearing stiletto heels?

Posted by: runningrn at November 22, 2009 11:38 PM (WOBWO)

238

Two words: creepy transvestite.

I have a funny Pizzeria story to match...it'll be like a set of Christmas Nutcrackers!

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 11:38 PM (z+Kva)

239 I stopped going to Costco once our little one was finished with diapers. Can't say I miss it.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 22, 2009 11:38 PM (UScFS)

240 I have been known to drop some serious cash at REI

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:39 PM (JL3qV)

241 plus I like stuff that's made out of titanium

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:39 PM (JL3qV)

242 Central Market would be addictive, if I could afford more. Great place.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 22, 2009 11:39 PM (zmiSr)

243

Just in time for Christmas, the LGF calendar at Lulu! Apparently there is a market for banal photography or perhaps they are keeping score and updinging is no longer good enough.

Just a couple of threads above his trashing others for making $$$ on the Web.

Posted by: Do as I say... at November 22, 2009 11:40 PM (gSxol)

244 204- Speaking of hosiery, a quick rant ... (I know this is the kind of thing that makes some people role their eyes in irritation that the ONT is becoming a chick fest.) But on with the rant ... If you are fair or light skinned is it possible anymore to find a shade of hosiery that even remotely matches your skin tone? Any of you fairer moronettes also noticing this? Although I do suspect it somehow makes Michelle Obama prouder of her country.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 22, 2009 11:40 PM (sdeu8)

245 >my spidey sense tells me it was a fitting room incident

Blazer in the women's fitting rooms preening in a mirror as he slithered into a pink, lacy teddy while wearing stiletto heels?

Posted by: runningrn at November 22, 2009 11:38 PM (WOBWO)

_{"it puts the lotion on its skin..."}

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:40 PM (JL3qV)

246 What? No way, your people invented the spicy. C'mon rum.

No, I think that was the Indians. (The Asian kind.) Cantonese cooking isn't really spicy. Szechwan is, but I didn't grow up on it. There is a sauce that I love produced by Lee Kum Kee that's spicy. I put it on practically every Chinese noodle dish my mom makes. I think it's called Spicy Szechwan Sauce. Something like that. But I can't put Sirracha on anything. That's too spicy.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:41 PM (gofDd)

247 Target is fine. After reading the online reviews of the only Walmart anywhere near me, I am afraid to go there. An excerpt from one of them:

once, i bought a toothbrush...got home and realized it had been used!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 11:41 PM (9Wv2j)

248

I need to bounce.

This was a change of pace from last night. Did we make a mess of that ONT thread or what?? I can't quite remember bc at one point I walked to the bathroom and kinda resembled that breakdancing drunk guy from the convenience store footage! But I bet if I went back and re-read that thread it would be pretty damn funny.

Have a good night and *gobble gobble* to those I won't "see" until after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 11:41 PM (/Q608)

249

Jones, nice Silence of the Lambs quote there.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 11:42 PM (RZ8pf)

250 244 -- I hate hosiery. Unless it's super cold (when I'll wear my black tights), I like my legs bare.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 22, 2009 11:42 PM (UScFS)

251
is it possible anymore to find a shade of hosiery that even remotely matches your skin tone?

Ask that dude from Michigan.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:43 PM (djkiW)

252 I stopped going to Costco once our little one was finished with diapers. Can't say I miss it.

My parents LOVE Costco. For awhile they were going practically every day and every weekend. I go for gas and to get pictures printed. Occasionally I go to get my contact solutions because I think it's cheaper to get it in bulk. (Although maybe I should be checking Target...) I also get my health insurance through Costco via some deal they have with an insurance company.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:43 PM (gofDd)

253

I can’t stand pantyhose, I only wear tights and in tights I only wear dark colors like black or brown or midnight blue, so no I haven’t noticed a difficulty in getting hose to match my skin tone.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 11:44 PM (RZ8pf)

254 Girl Thursday -- Try Leggs Silken Mist in Nude. Without a tan, my skin tone resembles that of an albino but that color works for me.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 22, 2009 11:44 PM (kgP2R)

255 I like the way hose makes my legs look, but I don't like wearing it and don't understand people who are required to wear it to work in DC in the summer. If I had to wear hose in 100 degree heat with 100% humidity I'd die of heat stroke.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:44 PM (gofDd)

256
Just in time for Christmas, the LGF calendar at Lulu! Apparently there is a market for banal photography or perhaps they are keeping score and updinging is no longer good enough.

That Charles is a regular ol' Ansel Adams ain't he? If Ansel Adams rode a Huffy and sported a sweet pony-tail that is.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:45 PM (+FzLa)

257

Jones, nice Silence of the Lambs quote there.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 11:42 PM (RZ8pf)

runningrn teed it up for me

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:45 PM (JL3qV)

258 I hate hosiery. Unless it's super cold (when I'll wear my black tights), I like my legs bare.

Same here.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 22, 2009 11:45 PM (hA5JK)

259 252 - well, yeah, I mean if you have a reason to go to Costco, then yeah, it makes sense. But I was only there to buy baby wipes and diapers. But then I got sucked into some of the other stuff there and realized I would always come out of that place buying more crap than I needed. So, now that the little one is almost five - we haven't been going there for a couple of years, and I'm happy.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 22, 2009 11:46 PM (UScFS)

260 Leggs Silken Mist in Nude

That's the exact one I get and I've got a SoCal tan. Or I did until I spent 2 months in Central NY. My winter tan usually doesn't make me look so pasty.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:46 PM (gofDd)

261

But I can't put Sirracha on anything. That's too spicy.

If I eat that shit I smell like a Vietnamese Brothel for a week!

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2009 11:47 PM (z+Kva)

262 250- I prefer barelegged, too. But I ended up having to go sans stockings to a wedding this weekend, and it felt inappropriate. These days anything goes, so I guess it doesn't really matter. If people will wear flipflops to meet the President, then I guess it's OK to go barelegged to a November wedding.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 22, 2009 11:47 PM (sdeu8)

263 A lot of the staff here went to Rahm and complained that I wasn't washing my socks and I kept taking my shoes off in the office.

I went to Walmart and picked up a 6 pack of socks and a new pair of tennis shoes.

Seven jobs created or saved

Posted by: Joe the Biden at November 22, 2009 11:47 PM (sYxEE)

264 i'd call the lgf calendar amateurish, but that would be an insult to amateurs

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:48 PM (JL3qV)

265 is it possible anymore to find a shade of hosiery that even remotely matches your skin tone?

Ask that dude from Michigan.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:43 PM (djkiW)

O.k, I lulzed big time there. FTW

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:48 PM (+FzLa)

266 But then I got sucked into some of the other stuff there and realized I would always come out of that place buying more crap than I needed.

I think it's great for some things like electronics and stuff to buy in bulk that you use often. But for the most part it's probably not worth it unless you're running a small business.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:48 PM (gofDd)

267 Hey, Dang Straights, what kind of condom to you use? I wear tight, dark ones I get at Costco, and I double-up when it's cold outside. Thinking about trying Magnum All Weather.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 22, 2009 11:49 PM (xggrK)

268 Over at Redstate, there is a mention that the AGW emails were almost certainly released, not hacked. In other words, inside job.

I pray for more such incidents.

Posted by: The Hammer at November 22, 2009 11:49 PM (YBTwf)

269 i don't know how you girls wear skirts in winter time- seems it would be extremely nippy on your girly bits

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:49 PM (JL3qV)

270

TMI has a radiation leak, 150 workers were sent home for safety's sake, TMI doesn't know where the leak was/is, how big it is/will be, BUT there's no threat to safety, etc., etc.

GOT SSKI?!!

Posted by: Move along... at November 22, 2009 11:50 PM (gSxol)

271
Guess I'm an old fart ladies, but only strippers wear pumps bare-legged. Personally I think you're better off just wearing slacks.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:50 PM (djkiW)

272
i'd call the lgf calendar amateurish, but that would be an insult to amateurs

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:48 PM (JL3qV)

I wonder if he removed all the super-tankers from his ocean shots, 'cause wouldn't that be considered fauxtography ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:50 PM (+FzLa)

273 That's interesting, GT - because I always go to weddings barelegged. Last wedding I went to, I wore a really cute electric blue Nicole Miller cocktail dress and no stockings. Just my Marc Jacobs shoes, and it looked great. In fact, I didn't notice any of the other women wearing pantyhose.

A big disclaimer to this above -- if you're going to buy pantyhose for an occasion, go to Wolford. They have the best selection, they are expensive, but they shape your legs beautifully. Worth the money if you absolutely want to wear pantyhose.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 22, 2009 11:51 PM (UScFS)

274 > Thinking about trying Magnum All Weather.

Goodyear makes a fine mud + snow condom

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:51 PM (JL3qV)

275 The old boy serves up 'ham' with his peppers.

Posted by: Porky Poi at November 22, 2009 11:51 PM (gSxol)

276 Dang Straights, I don't know where you live, but in Southern California almost nobody wears pantyhose anymore. It's extremely unfashionable to do so. Tights are fine, but not the traditional pantyhose.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 11:52 PM (9Wv2j)

277
Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 22, 2009 11:49 PM (xggrK)

See I'm trying the gentle method. If that doesn't work we'll set some fires.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:52 PM (djkiW)

278 269- Some places on the body stay warmer than others. It's the legs that get cold. Other places are, well, a little more thermal.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 22, 2009 11:53 PM (sdeu8)

279 You mean the gentile method?

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 22, 2009 11:53 PM (xggrK)

280

why I'll never go to Wal Mart after midnight again

The Wal Mart in Waterloo is reported to have sightings of the ghost of an Amish boy who mostly hangs around the toy section.

Posted by: katya at November 22, 2009 11:53 PM (5Z2N5)

281
in Southern California almost nobody wears pantyhose anymore.

Yeah, I know, same in Houston. Strippers, that's what I said. I stand by it.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:54 PM (djkiW)

282 Goodyear makes a fine mud + snow condom

What do you guys like for off-road?

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 11:54 PM (9Wv2j)

283

Ask that dude from Michigan.

Uncle Ted Goes Au Natural, Sonny!

Posted by: The Nuge at November 22, 2009 11:54 PM (z+Kva)

284 alright the girls are talking about pantyhose

AQUA VELVA
MAGTECH
VALVOLINE
ZIPPO
TROJAN

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:54 PM (JL3qV)

285 What do you guys like for off-road?

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 11:54 PM (9Wv2j)

A Trojan Swamper.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:55 PM (+FzLa)

286 229 TexasJew,

What is it about the leaves, or lack of, that makes the peppers hotter or less hot? I'm not so good with plants, either and pretty much just kill them. I wonder if I could grow peppers.

I'm also wimpy when it comes to spicy. If it's hotter than Hot Cheetos, I won't eat it. No habeneros for me.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 11:34 PM (gofDd)

WTR, it's seemed to me to be some kind of defense mechanism of the plant to defend it from stress and the loss of its blossoms.

I've never experimented since to see if I could replicate that hellacious jalapeno.

Maybe I'll have my daughter try to do something for her 4th grade science project. NMSU has a lab that can measure Scoville Units (based on a capsaicin/mass ratio.

A million Scoville Units is about a 6-7% capsaicin/mass ratio. That is murderously hot.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 22, 2009 11:56 PM (l7Ql3)

287 @85

I totally agree with you re: Paltrow.

But I guess some guys are into the flat-chested, buck-toothed, pear-shaped ones.

Posted by: Gran at November 22, 2009 11:56 PM (kmmbv)

288

Goodyear makes a fine mud + snow condom

I hear that in Southern California almost nobody wears condoms any more. It's extremely unfashionable. I might move there. You know, get completely away from cold weather condoms.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 22, 2009 11:56 PM (xggrK)

289 in Southern California almost nobody wears pantyhose anymore.

Yeah, I know, same in Houston. Strippers, that's what I said. I stand by it.

If you had to pay an absolute minimum of $4 for every pair of socks you ever wore, and then put your toe through them on the first wearing, and had to buy a new pair every day, you'd understand.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 11:56 PM (9Wv2j)

290 271- Dang, it goes against my raising to go barelegged to a formal event, but these days dress standards are pretty lax.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 22, 2009 11:57 PM (sdeu8)

291 What do you guys like for off-road?

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2009 11:54 PM (9Wv2j)

Rancho!

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 11:57 PM (JL3qV)

292 278, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 22, 2009 11:57 PM (WMXl8)

293

What do you guys like for off-road?

Jack Rabbit Skins! Just bite the head off and slide'em on...of course you can always just go in through the back and leave the ears on - they call that a Baja Tickler!

Posted by: Ivan Stewart at November 22, 2009 11:57 PM (z+Kva)

294 At first i was aroused.........

And then i was horrified......

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6714

Posted by: koopy at November 22, 2009 11:58 PM (XllG0)

295 If you had to pay an absolute minimum of $4 for every pair of socks you ever wore, and then put your toe through them on the first wearing, and had to buy a new pair every day, you'd understand.

Amen.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 22, 2009 11:58 PM (kgP2R)

296 OK, I'm officially off the hosiery topic now ... Was just wondering about the pale white girl discrimination. I still suspect Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 22, 2009 11:59 PM (sdeu8)

297

268 Over at Redstate, there is a mention that the AGW emails were almost certainly released, not hacked. In other words, inside job.

I pray for more such incidents.

Are people for certain now that these emails are authentic and not just a big hoax?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 23, 2009 12:00 AM (v6rRJ)

298 If you had to pay an absolute minimum of $4 for every pair of socks you ever wore, and then put your toe through them on the first wearing, and had to buy a new pair every day, you'd understand.

Runs! I hate runs! You'd think with all the new clothing technology these days they could do something about runs in hose.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:00 AM (gofDd)

299

You know, on that Southern California thing, another appeal is that I'll no longer be paying an absolute minimum of $4 for every packet of condoms and then poking right through them on the first wearing.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 23, 2009 12:02 AM (xggrK)

300 292 278, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'm nothing if not an educator.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 12:02 AM (sdeu8)

301 Okay, maybe this will make up for the hosiery talk.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 23, 2009 12:02 AM (kgP2R)

302 If your ho's be runnin' you needs ta beat dem mo'!

Posted by: Pimp at November 23, 2009 12:02 AM (z+Kva)

303

i don't know how you girls wear skirts in winter time- seems it would be extremely nippy on your girly bits

Feature, not a bug. Plus, tights are warm.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 12:03 AM (RZ8pf)

304

300, forget education. I just want you to talk more about your girly bits.

But I have to hit the hay so we can give Maet a stroke some other night.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 23, 2009 12:03 AM (WMXl8)

305 "Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D, RI) denied Communion."

Posted by: curious at November 23, 2009 12:04 AM (p302b)

306

Are people for certain now that these emails are authentic and not just a big hoax?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 23, 2009 12:00 AM (v6rRJ)

Fake, but accurate..

Posted by: TexasJew at November 23, 2009 12:04 AM (l7Ql3)

307 Could we get a Moronette calendar made up to sell on lulu.com?

Badly framed beach and spoke pictures or bikini clad Moronettes?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2009 12:04 AM (sYxEE)

308 Where's JFK this year? We haven't been inundated with tears in the eyes stories like years past, reliving the memories of the wonderful world that was until the commie bastard blew his brains out.

Maybe they just don't want anyone getting any ideas now that the new Camelot has been established.

Posted by: SaintGeorgeGentile at November 23, 2009 12:05 AM (xbXz6)

309 i don't know how you girls wear skirts in winter time

The girls at UCLA would wear their sheepskin boots (that the spam filter won't let me type that rhymes with rug) with a miniskirt, a T-shirt and a scarf. And it would be 50 degrees out.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:06 AM (gofDd)

310 304 300, forget education. I just want you to talk more about your girly bits.
But I have to hit the hay so we can give Maet a stroke some other night.

I'll save it up then. 'Night.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 12:07 AM (sdeu8)

311 305 - I'm betting that Retard Kennedy forgot about Indulgences and told the cardinal that "Kennedys don't have to pay".

Now that Ted is leaching Chivas Regal into Arlington soil, there's no one writing the checks to the Archdiocese of Boston and Retard is too stupid and arrogant to figure that the Church wants cash in exchange for absolution.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2009 12:08 AM (sYxEE)

312 301 Okay, maybe this will make up for the hosiery talk.

Cool, I really like the retro stuff.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 12:08 AM (sdeu8)

313 308 Where's JFK this year? We haven't been inundated with tears in the eyes stories like years past, reliving the memories of the wonderful world that was until the commie bastard blew his brains out.

Maybe they just don't want anyone getting any ideas now that the new Camelot has been established.

Posted by: SaintGeorgeGentile at November 23, 2009 12:05 AM (xbXz6)

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask how much of your liberties and your personal shit you can hand over to the State like a slave."

I remember JFK, He wasn't much.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 23, 2009 12:09 AM (l7Ql3)

314

#301 Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 23, 2009 12:02 AM

I ask, for research and educational purposes; where is the secret compartment for the riding crop? I looked carefully, but could not see it.

Posted by: Dr. Noah Zark at November 23, 2009 12:09 AM (Ym9lj)

315 Retard is too stupid and arrogant to figure that the Church wants cash in exchange for absolution.

Heh, it's like the Church totally ignored Martin Luther's 95 Theses. Oh hey, wait....

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:09 AM (gofDd)

316

i don't know how you girls wear skirts in winter time- seems it would be extremely nippy on your girly bits

Feature, not a bug. Plus, tights are warm.

_{He cocked an eyebrow, almost imperceptibly. "I'm intrigued," he said, signaling for another Dos Equis.}

Posted by: Jones at November 23, 2009 12:09 AM (JL3qV)

317 Me too, Girl Thursday. It's one of my addictions. I could go broke buying this stuff.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 23, 2009 12:10 AM (kgP2R)

318 Ref hot peppers.
I was reading about a guy tasting this year's version of Dave's Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce. He ate one drop.

(paraphrase)
After a minute, I was afraid it was going to kill me.
After 5 minutes, I was afraid that it wouldn't.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at November 23, 2009 12:10 AM (fuBv3)

319 307 Could we get a Moronette calendar made up to sell on lulu.com?

Badly framed beach and spoke pictures or bikini clad Moronettes?

Why do I picture the calender "photo shoot" taking place in some moron's basement?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 12:11 AM (sdeu8)

320 Stanford University has a(n) (in)famous party called Exotic Erotic. Party goers are only allowed two items of clothing if they're women and one if they're men.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:12 AM (gofDd)

321

It’s a little known fact . . .

. . . that the heat in chilis may be a bit of a selection mechanism, geared to selecting which animals eat the fruit.

Birds are able to eat the fruit unaffected, and the seeds that they pass are also unaffected by the bird’s digestive system, and usually grow. Other animals are punished for eating the fruit (by the burn), because the seeds do not make it through the digestive tract.

I’ve spent some time researching how to grow chilis, since there seems to be a good market for several varieties.

Posted by: Dr. Noah Zark at November 23, 2009 12:13 AM (Ym9lj)

322 Why do I picture the calender "photo shoot" taking place in some moron's basement?

With a video camera with a red blinking light, not a point and shoot.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:13 AM (gofDd)

323
Ladies, if you didn't have great legs, we wouldn't want to look at them.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 23, 2009 12:13 AM (djkiW)

324 plus I like stuff that's made out of titanium

Titanium rocks. A totally awesome element if there ever was one.

My glasses frames are Ti and even though they were obscenely expensive at the time, they've outlasted anything I ever had previously. Ti frames + polycarbonate lenses beats the hell out of the hassles of dealing with contact lenses.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2009 12:15 AM (H3E0/)

325 Gentlemen!

Posted by: Jones at November 23, 2009 12:16 AM (JL3qV)

326 My burning question of the week is-
Will Obama celebrate Qwansa at the WH this season with full media hype?

Posted by: Barbarian at November 23, 2009 12:16 AM (EL+OC)

327 322- With a video camera with a red blinking light, not a point and shoot.

Right! And we'd be forced to act out scenes from Battlestar Galactica episodes.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 12:17 AM (sdeu8)

328 As for those Asian poses, yeah, Asians are weird.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 22, 2009 10:42 PM (gofDd)

I've been wild about asian women for as long as I can remember. Weird? No, just different. The idea that they don't think like Americans is refreshing and frustrating at the same time.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 23, 2009 12:17 AM (EhlQq)

329
Gentlemen!

Tha fuu.... ?

You're weird, Jones.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 23, 2009 12:18 AM (djkiW)

330 Gentlemen!

Amazonian !

Posted by: Barbarian at November 23, 2009 12:18 AM (EL+OC)

331 >Why do I picture the calender "photo shoot" taking place in some moron's basement?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 12:11 AM (sdeu

oh no high quality all the way

candid, eh? Candid..?

_{nudge nudge wink wink say no more}_!

Posted by: Jones at November 23, 2009 12:18 AM (JL3qV)

332 317 Me too, Girl Thursday. It's one of my addictions. I could go broke buying this stuff.

I always thought I must have kind of a fetish for it, but it's apparently pretty popular.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 12:20 AM (sdeu8)

333 >You're weird, Jones.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 23, 2009 12:18 AM (djkiW)

tell me you wouldn't want to scale Mt Baberest one time to see the view from the top

Posted by: Jones at November 23, 2009 12:20 AM (JL3qV)

334 326 My burning question of the week is-
Will Obama celebrate Qwansa at the WH this season with full media hype?

Posted by: Barbarian at November 23, 2009 12:16 AM (EL+OC)

Ann Coulter was the first to notice that curious fact - last year, after the election, Kwanzaa just disappeared down a rabbit hole after we became suicidal and finally elected a dangerous black incompetent during a time of great national peril.

It was just made-up bullshit anyway.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 23, 2009 12:21 AM (l7Ql3)

335

Right! And we'd be forced to act out scenes from Battlestar Galactica episodes.

Old show with Dirk Benedict, or new show?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 12:23 AM (RZ8pf)

336 The idea that they don't think like Americans is refreshing and frustrating at the same time.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 23, 2009 12:17 AM (EhlQq)

Who can like a deadbeat? We owe China over two trillion dollars with no end in sight.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 23, 2009 12:23 AM (l7Ql3)

337 I got nuthin

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2009 12:24 AM (YX6i/)

338
Confession:
Last week I went to the local Walmart.. on the advice of Katya. Yep!
The Blue Bunny Bunny Tracks was very good! I had never heard of the brand before.
Here's a fact.. Ice Cream stands/dairies in New England are as common as nail salons in Manhattan. We luv our ice cream!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 12:24 AM (g7J39)

339 >My burning question of the week is-
Will Obama celebrate Qwansa at the WH this season with full media hype?

why not? maybe not full media hype, but the prick is just obtuse enough to do it
=he knows the press will run interference on all us haters and typical white people

Posted by: Jones at November 23, 2009 12:24 AM (JL3qV)

340 Weird? No, just different. The idea that they don't think like Americans is refreshing and frustrating at the same time.

All the Asians I've ever known, from Asia, were weird. And I say this as an Asian! But an Americanized one. Not a bad weird, just weird. It's the trendy young ones that are weird, not the older generations. The pop culture coming out of Asia these days is just plain bizarre.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:26 AM (gofDd)

341 Here's a fact.. Ice Cream stands/dairies in New England are as common as nail salons in Manhattan. We luv our ice cream!

And our coffee. You can't drive a hundred yards in New England without seeing a Dunkin Donuts. Even my small as hell town has at least 3 of them.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 23, 2009 12:27 AM (hA5JK)

342 335- You'll have to ask the photo shoot directors that one.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 12:27 AM (sdeu8)

343 Elizabeth..
Our town (pop. 38k) has 5 DD!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 12:30 AM (g7J39)

344 Obama and Holder are pieces of shit.

From Foxnews:

The five men facing trial in the Sept. 11 attacks will plead not guilty so that they can air their criticisms of U.S. foreign policy, the lawyer for one of the defendants said Sunday.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 23, 2009 12:31 AM (rsZLJ)

345

I wear nude color fishnets instead of panty hose. They're far more comfortable and they last longer because they don't run. Yes, you can get a hole in them but if it's small you can sew it up.

Dillard's sometimes keeps them in stock.

Posted by: barbelle at November 23, 2009 12:31 AM (qF8q3)

346 It's the trendy young ones that are weird, not the older generations. The pop culture coming out of Asia these days is just plain bizarre.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:26 AM (gofDd)

They're just trying to find their own voice, I think. Imagine how bizarre rock and roll seemed fifty-five years ago.

In any case, the center is shifting to the east as the west commits both financial and demographic suicide.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 23, 2009 12:31 AM (l7Ql3)

347 326 My burning question of the week is-
Will Obama celebrate Qwansa at the WH this season with full media hype?

Can they dig my old Condom Christmas Tree out of the WH crawl space?

Posted by: Hillary R. Clinton at November 23, 2009 12:32 AM (sYxEE)

348 Our population is under 7,000... and I'm pretty sure they counted the farm animals as humans just to get above 5,000.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 23, 2009 12:33 AM (hA5JK)

349 The pop culture coming out of Asia these days is just plain bizarre.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:26 AM (gofDd)

Yeah, I'll give you that one. I watched a lot of Korean TV when I was there, including music videos, and I never quite got used to it.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 23, 2009 12:33 AM (EhlQq)

350 You can't drive a hundred yards in New England without seeing a Dunkin Donuts. Even my small as hell town has at least 3 of them.

That's so true of Central NY, too. Not a single independent donut shop to be found!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:33 AM (gofDd)

351 Unless it's packaged coffee at the supermarket, Colorado does not have Dunkin Donuts

Posted by: Jones at November 23, 2009 12:33 AM (JL3qV)

352

The pop culture coming out of Asia these days is just plain bizarre.

The pop culture coming out of Japan has always been bizarre. Except for Godzilla. Godzilla is some serious shit.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 23, 2009 12:34 AM (v6rRJ)

353

Stanford University has a(n) (in)famous party called Exotic Erotic. Party goers are only allowed two items of clothing if they're women and one if they're men.

Isn't that where Sam Winchester attended?

Posted by: katya at November 23, 2009 12:35 AM (5Z2N5)

354

In any case, the center is shifting to the east as the west commits both financial and demographic suicide.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 23, 2009 12:31 AM (l7Ql3)

No more white people.

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2009 12:35 AM (YX6i/)

355 Hey WTR, didn't you ask about them stopping your car when you drove into Cali the other night? They used to do that when you drove into AZ also. They were worried about the medfly at the time but I would assume they're still worried about someone bringing a parasite into the state and wiping out crops.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 23, 2009 12:36 AM (EhlQq)

356 I need to be convinced that going back to the boy is a bad idea. Sorry to turn this into a relationship thing, but I need to be told I'm doing the right thing and believe it.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:37 AM (gofDd)

357

The pop culture coming out of Japan has always been bizarre. Except for Godzilla. Godzilla is some serious shit.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 23, 2009 12:34 AM (v6rRJ)

Try this old number one hit - Ue wo muite arukou ("Sukiyaki") by Kyu Sakamoto

Posted by: TexasJew at November 23, 2009 12:37 AM (l7Ql3)

358

on the advice of Katya. Yep!
The Blue Bunny Bunny Tracks was very good! I had never heard of the brand before.

Isn't that the greatest? Almost worth getting fat for.

Posted by: katya at November 23, 2009 12:38 AM (5Z2N5)

359
>>351 Unless it's packaged coffee at the supermarket, Colorado does not have Dunkin Donuts.

Just you wait Jones! Out of 351 cities and towns in Mass only 2 have been able to fight them off!
PS: Walmart has gotten a foothold here (Eastern Ma) only recently.. and only small ones.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 12:39 AM (g7J39)

360 Bill R.,

yeah, that was me re AZ/CA border stop. I just thought it was weird because there was no other stop like that in any other state we went through.

And let me just say, CA has a LAME Welcome to CA sign on the 40. All the other states have cool, pretty artistic Welcome to [state] signs, but noooo not Cali.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:39 AM (gofDd)

361 I need to be convinced that going back to the boy is a bad idea. Sorry to turn this into a relationship thing, but I need to be told I'm doing the right thing and believe it.

If you ended up in a hotel waiting for your dad to fly across the country and get you home, you most likely had some very good reasons.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2009 12:40 AM (9Wv2j)

362 but I need to be told I'm doing the right thing and believe it.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:37 AM (gofDd)

you're doing the right thing. believe it.

Posted by: Jones at November 23, 2009 12:40 AM (JL3qV)

363

Rum, you are doing the right thing by breaking it off with him now. It seems like you felt a bit unsafe after your last fight with him and I think you should follow your instincts. He’s probably a great guy but he’s not the one for you.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 12:40 AM (RZ8pf)

364

7.1 million Scoville Units

Aye carumba.

I'd put that in a squirt gun and use it for defense.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 23, 2009 12:40 AM (xggrK)

365 The Blue Bunny Bunny Tracks

No Blue Bunny anything out here in Cali.

I really wanted to try it whenever I saw it on the drive out, but I was never hungry at the time and there was nowhere to store frozen food.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:40 AM (gofDd)

366 rum,

He hurt you emotionally. He was disrespectful to you. He disregarded your thoughts, feelings and emotions. And he did all of it more than once. It sounded like you were on a freight train headed directly towards full blown emotional abuse.

You have self-worth and self-esteem. You know you deserve better than that crap.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 23, 2009 12:41 AM (hA5JK)

367
WtR.. There are MANY boys in the sea. BAD idea.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 12:41 AM (g7J39)

368 WTR, you're doing the right thing, Baby. Come to daddy.

Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at November 23, 2009 12:41 AM (YX6i/)

369

The pop culture coming out of Japan has always been bizarre.

Thanks to anime, my kids walk around the house speaking Japanese. My son can now write to 99 in Japanese characters.

Posted by: katya at November 23, 2009 12:42 AM (5Z2N5)

370

This is kind of a neat place for hot sauce.

Firegirl.com.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 23, 2009 12:42 AM (xggrK)

371 WTR,

Trust your gut. It took you back to CA. A gut knows and hates to waste gas.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 12:43 AM (ZIATb)

372

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:39 AM (gofDd)

AZ and Cali have a lot of fruit orchards. The medfly would burrow into the fruit and you'd never know until you cut it open. Don't know why AZ stopped doing it.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 23, 2009 12:43 AM (EhlQq)

373 Hey, I have a BWW banner ad. Awesome.

Thank you, guys. It's helping. The more days that pass, the better I feel about walking away, but he's pushing for a second chance.

it sounded like you were on a freight train headed directly towards full blown emotional abuse.

That's what's been niggling at the back of my mind. He's been apologizing profusely for the things he's said, but I keep thining, "I've seen this story before." The path to an abusive relationship, that's exactly it.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:44 AM (gofDd)

374 >And let me just say, CA has a LAME Welcome to CA sign on the 40. All the other states have cool, pretty artistic Welcome to [state] signs, but noooo not Cali.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:39 AM (gofDd)

when you drive into Colorado from Utah on I-70, there's a big sign that reads 'WELCOME TO COLORFUL COLORADO'

except that this section of CO/UT border is in the middle of a desert, and the color is dirt

Posted by: Jones at November 23, 2009 12:44 AM (JL3qV)

375

Try this old number one hit - Ue wo muite arukou ("Sukiyaki") by Kyu Sakamoto

Yeah, thanks TJ. Now I have to go find something that'll take the bile taste out of my mouth.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 23, 2009 12:45 AM (v6rRJ)

376 370 This is kind of a neat place for hot sauce.

I see that it's Jethro Tull endorsed.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 12:45 AM (sdeu8)

377 > He's been apologizing profusely for the things he's said,

yeah- we do that

Posted by: Jones at November 23, 2009 12:45 AM (JL3qV)

378 And let me just say, CA has a LAME Welcome to CA sign on the 40. All the other states have cool, pretty artistic Welcome to [state] signs, but noooo not Cali.

It wasn't in English, was it?

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2009 12:45 AM (9Wv2j)

379 Rum,

You have family and Morons who love you. Do.Not. Disappoint

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 12:45 AM (g7J39)

380

Oh. My. Gawd.

10.3 to 16 million Scoville Units.

Put a drop on each knuckle and start hitting the bad guys.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 23, 2009 12:46 AM (xggrK)

381

when you drive into Colorado from Utah on I-70, there's a big sign that reads 'WELCOME TO COLORFUL COLORADO'

except that this section of CO/UT border is in the middle of a desert, and the color is dirt

Posted by: Jones at November 23, 2009 12:44 AM (JL3qV)

But Colorado means "colored" or "colorful"..

Posted by: TexasJew at November 23, 2009 12:46 AM (l7Ql3)

382 The path to an abusive relationship, that's exactly it.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:44 AM (gofDd)

Just keep remembering that. A healthy arguement happens in every relationship but it should not devolve into petty shit. Trust your instincts.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 23, 2009 12:47 AM (EhlQq)

383 It's $149.00 for 2 oz.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 23, 2009 12:47 AM (xggrK)

384 It wasn't in English, was it?

Actually it was. I should have surprised me, but I was too tired to notice, lol.

A healthy arguement happens in every relationship but it should not devolve into petty shit.

That's exactly what I've been thinking, too. It would be one thing if we were just arguing, but if he's hurt and lashes out by being petty and spiteful, I think that's a red flag.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 12:49 AM (gofDd)

385 It's $149.00 for 2 oz.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 23, 2009 12:47 AM (xggrK)

What's it do for your stomach's skin complexion? I sell my stuff for $500/oz. That's cheap, bitches. Gold's over $1100 and I'm giving you pearls.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at November 23, 2009 12:49 AM (YX6i/)

386

Rum, this is the “apology” stage of the cycle. Then everything will be fine for a while. And then slowly things will get worse again until another outburst. The outbursts may or may not intensify over time. They can take the form of physical, psychological, or verbal abuse.

Take it from someone who has been there, get out and stay out while you can still recognize the signs.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 12:50 AM (RZ8pf)

387 evening all

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 12:50 AM (F+U5/)

388

I remember driving into Alabama ages ago, and the sign simply said "Welcome to Alabama - home of Governor George Wallace".

Quite an endorsement..

Posted by: TexasJew at November 23, 2009 12:50 AM (l7Ql3)

389 Rum, You did the right thing. About the apologizing: talk is cheap.

Posted by: katya at November 23, 2009 12:50 AM (5Z2N5)

390 Hey, chemjeff.

Posted by: katya at November 23, 2009 12:51 AM (5Z2N5)

391 He's been apologizing profusely for the things he's said, but I keep thining, "I've seen this story before." The path to an abusive relationship, that's exactly it.

I have been there before. My first live-in boyfriend (jeff) was an emotional/physical abuser. And in the final years of my marriage my husband was a emotional abuser. The apologies always sound so nice and so sincere, but they are just the cheese on the mouse trap that is set to ensnare you.... and having you so many miles away from your family is a kind of trap. And being jealous of your relationship with your family is also a trap to make you feel guilty about being so close with your family, so you then pull away from the family, and then you are thousands of miles away with no support system. Imagine what as ass he could/would be if that happened.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 23, 2009 12:51 AM (hA5JK)

392

What's it do for your stomach's skin complexion?

Burns it off, heh.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 23, 2009 12:51 AM (xggrK)

393 It would be one thing if we were just arguing, but if he's hurt and lashes out by being petty and spiteful, I think that's a red flag.

It's also a bit worrisome that it happened after you had relocated yourself 3000 miles away from your family and friends.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2009 12:51 AM (9Wv2j)

394

A gut knows and hates to waste gas.

That's not my gut.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 23, 2009 12:52 AM (v6rRJ)

395 Driving in to Arkansas from Missouri was the worst sign I'd ever seen: Welcome to Arkansas. Home of President Bill & Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2009 12:52 AM (YX6i/)

396 WTR,

One day a new and better fellow will come along and you will barely be able to remember what you are thinking and feeling now.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 12:53 AM (ZIATb)

397 goodnight friends

Posted by: Jones at November 23, 2009 12:55 AM (JL3qV)

398

May I just say, and please give me a freebie on the swearing

FUCK. Thanksgiving is 3 days away.

Guess I’d better hit the grocery store and the liquor store.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 12:55 AM (RZ8pf)

399 Good night Jones, sweet dreams!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 12:55 AM (RZ8pf)

400 WTR, put it this way: if he's sincere, he will travel 3000 miles in your direction this time.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 12:55 AM (F+U5/)

401 It's 4-days, PGiS.

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2009 12:55 AM (YX6i/)

402

Nite, Jones.

Hey, ChemJeff.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 23, 2009 12:56 AM (xggrK)

403

but it should not devolve into petty shit.

That's exactly what I told my wife when she wanted to talk.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 23, 2009 12:57 AM (v6rRJ)

404
>>395 Driving in to Arkansas from Missouri was the worst sign I'd ever seen: Welcome to Arkansas. Home of President Bill & Hillary Clinton.

Saw a similar sign driving west on I-40 from Tenn high up on the bridge. Ark is the sux.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 12:57 AM (g7J39)

405 Thanksgiving? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 23, 2009 12:57 AM (9Wv2j)

406 Three days. Then it arrives on the fourth day.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 12:58 AM (ZIATb)

407 Hi katya, rdb

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 12:59 AM (F+U5/)

408 WTR,

What he's doing could potentially devolve into a vicious cycle. Don't do it. Never give in to that. If he won't respect your boundaries, especially right now, he never will.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 23, 2009 12:59 AM (ppFId)

409 Charles Gibson?

Never heard of him.

Posted by: ABC News Payroll Office at November 23, 2009 01:00 AM (ZIATb)

410 Nitey nite, kids. Don't forget to brush your teeth and say your prayers!

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2009 01:01 AM (9Wv2j)

411 Thank you, everyone. PGiS and Elizabeth, I will especially take your advice to heart because I know you've been there. I told him that he can apologize all he wants but making me believe it is a whole different thing. He's not trying to get me to move back out there, but he does want a second chance. I was wavering a couple days ago, but right now I feel pretty firm in my decision to walk away.

PGiS, the apology cycle thing is exactly what I kept thinking when he was apologizing in every email and text. He keeps saying how much he regrets it all. I'm sure he means it, but the trust is gone. And I know better than to go back into that trap.

What's really ironic is that my biggest fear when I was starting to date and look for a serious bf was that I'd be in an abusive relationship, even though I'm a tough, kick ass bitch.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:01 AM (gofDd)

412 ...He's been apologizing profusely for the things he's said...

Don't get on that merry-go-round girl. Stop picking up the phone.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2009 01:02 AM (H3E0/)

413 Good night, Jones and Peaches!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:03 AM (gofDd)

414
sock removal complete

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:03 AM (ZIATb)

415
Remember.. NO flip-flops in upstate NY. Enuf said.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 01:03 AM (g7J39)

416 Remember.. NO flip-flops in upstate NY. Enuf said.

LOL, so true! It was in the mid 70s today, too. I love SoCal weather!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:04 AM (gofDd)

417 Firegirl.com

--Hey that's me!

Posted by: Meredith Palmer at November 23, 2009 01:05 AM (I3Udb)

418 wherestherum, you did the right thing. Don't look back. Full speed ahead!

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2009 01:05 AM (I3Udb)

419 What's really ironic is that my biggest fear when I was starting to date and look for a serious bf was that I'd be in an abusive relationship, even though I'm a tough, kick ass bitch.

And the reason you are strong enough to leave and stay gone is because you are a strong, tough, kick-ass babe. (sorry, I just can't call you a bitch

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 23, 2009 01:06 AM (hA5JK)

420 ..atta Girl. We love to see you smile!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 01:06 AM (g7J39)

421

Driving in to Arkansas from Missouri was the worst sign I'd ever seen: Welcome to Arkansas. Home of President Bill & Hillary Clinton.

My son was born in Hope, Arkansas. Boyhood home of Bill Clinton. My son refers to it by its other name: the Watermelon Capitol of the Nation.

Posted by: katya at November 23, 2009 01:07 AM (5Z2N5)

422 I'm gonna go 2-0 in fantasy football this week!

Yay!

(But probably no playoffs this year)

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2009 01:07 AM (I3Udb)

423

This is it.

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World's hottest. Guiness Book record holder.

It's clear. It's pure capsaicin. $600.00 for two ounces.

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Posted by: air max 90 at November 23, 2009 01:08 AM (n8c5i)

425 wtr, you were getting a BWW ad here?

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2009 01:09 AM (I3Udb)

426 Oops. It's 1ml.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 23, 2009 01:09 AM (xggrK)

427 WTR, what happened to you happened to me... but I was in Australia and my ex called immigration to tell them they should revoke my visa. Then apologized profusely. But, you see, that whole calling immigration thing kinda crossed a line and my ticket was booked immediately. She hounded me for 6-months afterward, calling me back in the States. Hell, I was in my car on the way to work on the phone with her when the towers collapsed.

But I never considered going back. She constantly apologized and cried and said she wouldn't know what to do if she totally lost contact with me. I reassured her that she would live.

Then I met my wife and she found out (because my roommate was an asshole and thought it was funny), so she BEGGED me not date this new girl (she was pretty high maintenance). Last conversation I ever had with her.

Really, don't answer the phone. He'll live and move on.

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2009 01:09 AM (YX6i/)

428 air max 90, you need laptop battery

Posted by: Laptop-Battery at November 23, 2009 01:10 AM (I3Udb)

429 What "ads" are these you speak of?

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 01:10 AM (g7J39)

430 So, chemjeff, how you doin'?

I keed, I keed.

Nice to see you, tho.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:10 AM (gofDd)

431 WTR I'm okay I guess. Had a birthday party yesterday. It was a night to remember (mostly).

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:11 AM (F+U5/)

432

I love that paperback cover. I'm making fake old paperback covers myself, until the government decides that's illegal or taxable and throws me in the gaol.

Also, hot foods are fascinating. I often wonder about the first caveman who took a bite out of one of these, and everyone said, "Hey, look at Thag! He's clutching his stomach and screaming! Let's ALL eat one of those things!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 23, 2009 01:11 AM (eNxMU)

433 you were getting a BWW ad here?

I was. It's gone now.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:12 AM (gofDd)

434 All right, now time for me to turn in. Gotta run a workshop starting 8:30. Ugh.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2009 01:12 AM (I3Udb)

435 Poof. My excreta (including the tears I shed when I contemplate what a sad bunch of weeping vaginas you are) measure individually over one million Scoville units. I can kill Norwegians by thinking about them and then crying.

I'm not kidding. I could take a shit in the jungle primaeval, and stumbling upon it twenty years later it will jump in your ear and play 'Pali Gap' until you die. Seriously.

Posted by: David Gillies at November 23, 2009 01:12 AM (g4zXx)

436 you were getting a BWW ad here?

I was. It's gone now.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:12 AM (gofDd)

--Damn.

Mango Habanero!

Blazin'!

Summon the BWW ad!

No off to bed fuh ruhl

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2009 01:13 AM (I3Udb)

437 It sucked having to run around town getting kegs of beer and keeping them cold until the party. Has anybody else noticed, the older you get, the more work you have to do for your own birthday party?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:14 AM (F+U5/)

438 good night logprof

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:14 AM (F+U5/)

439 When someone says to you very angrily, "If you don't want to be with me, then you need to find a way home," does that sound like, "I was trying to get you to decide to stay with me"? To me it sounded like I was being kicked out. He said he was trying to get me to choose to stay.

Coupled with the whole blender/strainer incident and his telling me no one will want me when I'm 40 and still living with my parents, it's not something I can easily shake off.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:14 AM (gofDd)

440 Oh, and then one of the keg taps didn't even fit properly on the keg. Sheesh.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:15 AM (F+U5/)

441 I fucked with the spammer. Its safe (and maybe useful) to click air max 90's links now.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2009 01:15 AM (H3E0/)

442 WtR..
So you said, IIRC.. the "boy" reads this thread? Should we give him a piece of our minds?

I keed, I keed!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 01:15 AM (g7J39)

443 Happy Birthday, chemjeff! Was it actually yesterday or is it still coming up?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:16 AM (gofDd)

444 WTR, my birthday's actually tomorrow.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:16 AM (F+U5/)

445 Awesome. The newest bio-fuel? Bunnies!

Posted by: rockhead at November 23, 2009 01:18 AM (RykTt)

446 SiM, he doesn't actually. I didn't tell him he's probably not going to be well received here, lol. I don't know if he's been reading it or not at this point. If he was, though, he probably would send me an angry email...

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:18 AM (gofDd)

447 My former bf secretly recorded our fights, then gave them to me as a present. Said I should listen to them b.c it would be "a learning experience".

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 23, 2009 01:19 AM (zmiSr)

448 Then happy early birthday, chemjeff! I'm glad you got to celebrate this weekend.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:20 AM (gofDd)

449 My former bf secretly recorded our fights, then gave them to me as a present. Said I should listen to them b.c it would be "a learning experience".

Yikes. That's creepy. And sounds kind of psychotic.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:20 AM (gofDd)

450 447 My former bf secretly recorded our fights, then gave them to me as a present. Said I should listen to them b.c it would be "a learning experience".

Umm...wow. Glad he's your ex.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:21 AM (F+U5/)

451

Happy Birthday Chemjeff!!! If I was there I’d jump out of a cake nude for you.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 01:21 AM (RZ8pf)

452 When someone says to you very angrily, "If you don't want to be with me, then you need to find a way home," does that sound like, "I was trying to get you to decide to stay with me"? To me it sounded like I was being kicked out. He said he was trying to get me to choose to stay.

He turned it back around on you. Made it your fault for misunderstanding him. Classic emotional abuse. The whole mentality of "I didn't do anything wrong, you just took it the wrong way". Classic.

Add in the fact that he also makes it seem like the relationship wasn't important enough to you for you to stay (again, he makes it your fault not his). You needed to prove your love to him by staying. Again that's classic emotional abuse. He probably got that one right from the handbook.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 23, 2009 01:21 AM (hA5JK)

453 Has anybody else noticed, the older you get, the more work you have to do for your own birthday party?

Mine was on the 13th. I've been ignoring birthdays for the past 30 years or so since college. The only reason I'm compelled to even remember it is because Florida auto registrations expire on your birthday.

On any given day I usually can't remember what day of the week it is, and often lose track of what month it is. It'll take me until around next April to get used to the idea that its not 2009 anymore.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2009 01:22 AM (H3E0/)

454

Wow, Miss80sBaby, that is messed up.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 01:22 AM (RZ8pf)

455 669!

Posted by: Flip Wilson at November 23, 2009 01:24 AM (gSxol)

456 Well.. Happy Birthday chemjeff!!

SiM

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 01:24 AM (g7J39)

457

I wish I’d had the wits about me to record some of the arguments I had with my ex-husband. Then I could’ve played them back for him later and gone “see, you did so say that” when he was trying to convince me that it was all in my head.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 01:24 AM (RZ8pf)

458 Happy early birthday, Chemjeff.

Posted by: katya at November 23, 2009 01:24 AM (5Z2N5)

459 451

Happy Birthday Chemjeff!!! If I was there I’d jump out of a cake nude for you.

Why thanks PGiS!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:24 AM (F+U5/)

460 My birthday was in June. I'll accept your belated presents any time.

Thank you.

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2009 01:25 AM (YX6i/)

461 SIM lol that's pretty good... and it's science!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:25 AM (F+U5/)

462 Happy early birthday, chemjeff! Hope it's a great day!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 23, 2009 01:26 AM (zmiSr)

463 Happy Birthday chemjeff!

and

Happy Birthday Purple Avenger!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 23, 2009 01:26 AM (hA5JK)

464 Set your calendars! Next update this Tuesday, or Wednesday.

Posted by: Drudge at November 23, 2009 01:26 AM (gSxol)

465 The whole mentality of "I didn't do anything wrong, you just took it the wrong way". Classic.

Classic manipulative scumbag. You bail hard and fast when you start hearing shit like that. Eject. Eject. Eject.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2009 01:26 AM (H3E0/)

466 Happy Birthday, chemjeff!

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:27 AM (PWwDJ)

467 Drudge has been mailing it in for about 6 months now.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2009 01:28 AM (H3E0/)

468 Elizabeth, do you know how to work Google chat in gmail? I want to ask you some other stuff off blog.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:28 AM (gofDd)

469 Okay Editor, here's your belated present.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:28 AM (F+U5/)

470 Happy Birthday PA

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:29 AM (F+U5/)

471

He probably got that one right from the handbook.

There's a handbook?

Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 23, 2009 01:29 AM (v6rRJ)

472 I'm still alive, so I guess it was a good year ;->

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2009 01:29 AM (H3E0/)

473 Miss80'sBaby, well, based on how the party went last night, I think I'm ready for it to be over. man did I get drunk.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:29 AM (F+U5/)

474 Drudge and Ace are cooking something up?

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 01:30 AM (xCBQ4)

475 Thanks, chemjeff. I'm pretty sure TexasJew was in there somewhere.

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2009 01:31 AM (YX6i/)

476 Happy Birthday to you, too, PA.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:31 AM (PWwDJ)

477 Ace maybe. I think Drudge is in a coma.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2009 01:31 AM (H3E0/)

478 PA, I was thinking it looks like Breitbart is writing the Drudge content now.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 23, 2009 01:31 AM (xggrK)

479 Editor, yeah, he was the guy in the big yellow suit.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:32 AM (F+U5/)

480 I'm quite happy b.c I share a b-day w. Dick Cheney (30 Jan). Woohoo!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 23, 2009 01:32 AM (zmiSr)

481 Drudge is no Barry fan these days.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:32 AM (PWwDJ)

482 WTR - Sorry to read about your break-up. Always tough, and never much fun. Stick to your guns. Good Luck.

Posted by: Pimp at November 23, 2009 01:33 AM (z+Kva)

483 Has anybody else noticed, the older you get, the more work you have to do for your own birthday party?

Yet another benefit to have no friends and few acquaintances...

See, if you live like a hermit and people are scared you might be completely batshit insane; your birthday passes like any other day.

Sadly you seem to have made several mistakes. First you made friends, it happens. Second, they seem to want to hang around with you... now that's a pretty easy mistake to avoid; but so be it. Third, they seem willnig to come over to your place... really? Are you even trying to avoid this situation?

I'm having trouble feeling sorry for you. I'd say you seem to have brought this on yourself. Social awkwardness, questionable cleaning habits and/or small living quarters and an aversion to communication could easily have avoided this problem.

Don't expect me to feel pity when you have no one to blame but yourself.

Oh, and happy birthday.

Posted by: Gekkobear at November 23, 2009 01:33 AM (3SeZf)

484 Okay so I have a question for the moronettes here.

So I'm on this dating site and this one woman contacts me. Her interests, however, are pretty much nothing like mine. She likes outdoorsy stuff, I don't. Should I still attempt to arrange a first date anyway?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:33 AM (F+U5/)

485 Editor, when in June? I'm a June baby, too!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:33 AM (gofDd)

486 Damn Puppet!

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2009 01:34 AM (z+Kva)

487 So, chemjeff, should I be singing A Very Merry Unbirthday To You:
http://tinyurl.com/2x88dv

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 23, 2009 01:34 AM (zmiSr)

488 Gekkobear, thanks for the advice. Strangely, I already have all three of your recommended suggestions, and yet people came to my party anyway.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:34 AM (F+U5/)

489

Okay so I have a question for the moronettes here.

So I'm on this dating site and this one woman contacts me. Her interests, however, are pretty much nothing like mine. She likes outdoorsy stuff, I don't. Should I still attempt to arrange a first date anyway?

I guess it depends on if you actually plan to spend time together.

Posted by: katya at November 23, 2009 01:35 AM (5Z2N5)

490 Yes Miss80'sBaby! And a very merry unbirthday to you too!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:35 AM (F+U5/)

491 live like a hermit and people are scared you might be completely batshit insane

This has been my formula for decades. Keeps all the riff-raff away.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2009 01:36 AM (H3E0/)

492 Happy Birthday to PA, too.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:36 AM (gofDd)

493 Katya, well, yes I would, provided it works out that is.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:36 AM (F+U5/)

494 Katya, I don't do hookups or things like that.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:37 AM (F+U5/)

495 Happy belated PA!
btw..Thanks for your posts! I love them.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 01:37 AM (g7J39)

496 Should I still attempt to arrange a first date anyway?

Ask her out to some target practice at the local range. If they get past that filter without flinching, you got it made.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2009 01:39 AM (H3E0/)

497 chemjeff, I don't suppose it would hurt to check it out. You may have more in common than you realize.

Posted by: katya at November 23, 2009 01:39 AM (5Z2N5)

498 So I'm on this dating site and this one woman contacts me. Her interests, however, are pretty much nothing like mine. She likes outdoorsy stuff, I don't. Should I still attempt to arrange a first date anyway?

Does she have nice tits?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 23, 2009 01:39 AM (v6rRJ)

499 Kitteh Driver

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:40 AM (F+U5/)

500 "live like a hermit and people are scared you might be completely batshit insane"

Talking to yourself out loud and arguing with hand puppets helps, too.

I have heard.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:41 AM (PWwDJ)

501

PA, happy birthday to you as well. For you I’d jump out of a giant toolbox nude and say something naughty like, “I’m already hammered, so let’s screw.”

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 01:41 AM (RZ8pf)

502 Fighting Kittehs

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:42 AM (F+U5/)

503 chemjeff, I agree with katya. No harm in just meeting to see what she's like in person.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:43 AM (gofDd)

504 chemjeff, he who hesitates is lost.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:43 AM (PWwDJ)

505

Chemjeff, speaking from years of PNW experience here, if they say they are into outdoorsy stuff and you are not, probably not a very good match in the long run. Because if there’s one thing the freaks out here take seriously, it’s their damn outdoorsy stuff.

(And I say that as someone who has hiked and mountain biked and kayaked in the San Juans and skied and snowshoed and rollerbladed and all that outdoor nonsense.)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 01:43 AM (RZ8pf)

506 447- Miss 80s Baby: Oh. My. God!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 01:44 AM (sdeu8)

507

So I'm on this dating site and this one woman contacts me. Her interests, however, are pretty much nothing like mine. She likes outdoorsy stuff, I don't. Should I still attempt to arrange a first date anyway?

Why would she contact you if the two of you have none of the same interests?

There's not any harm in one date just to meet someone...unless you're not the sort to be honest if she doesn't do it for you, then it can be messy.

Posted by: barbelle at November 23, 2009 01:45 AM (qF8q3)

508

And lest you morons get me confused with some chick who is into outdoor stuff based on my last post, I must remind you that my favorite form of exercise is shopping.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 01:45 AM (RZ8pf)

509 508,

Cardio-shopping or strength building?

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:46 AM (PWwDJ)

510 Happy Birthday (and belated Birthday), Chem and Purple!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 01:46 AM (sdeu8)

511 So what does it mean if a woman says she is into "quads"? I have not heard of that term before.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:47 AM (F+U5/)

512 So what does it mean if a woman says she is into "quads"? I have not heard of that term before.
Posted by: chemjeff

Run away!

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:48 AM (PWwDJ)

513 quads are off road vehicles with four wheels, I think.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:49 AM (PWwDJ)

514 Quads = 4-wheeled dirt-bikes.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 01:49 AM (g7J39)

515

Quads = four wheel vehicles.

Listen to eman, lol.

Posted by: barbelle at November 23, 2009 01:49 AM (qF8q3)

516 What sort of shape is your back in, chemjeff?

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:51 AM (PWwDJ)

517 Oh right, ATV's.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:51 AM (F+U5/)

518 I must remind you that my favorite form of exercise is shopping.

There's other kinds of exercise?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 01:51 AM (gofDd)

519 I bet she shops at Walmart, chemjeff! Lolz..

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 01:51 AM (g7J39)

520 chemjeff, quality quad action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L30V5vnYHzk

evening, all.

Posted by: Adrian at November 23, 2009 01:51 AM (IAHCE)

521 well, too late. I already sent the email.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:52 AM (F+U5/)

522 Hey, barbelle.

Wazzup, Gal.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:52 AM (PWwDJ)

523 519 I bet she shops at Walmart, chemjeff! Lolz..

Just like me!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:53 AM (F+U5/)

524 484- Depends on what kinds of outdoorsy stuff she likes ... it's a pretty broad category. If her definition of outdoorsy is hiking and outdoor concerts, you can probably still find common ground and do a lot together. If she's more into the hardcore outdoor high-adrenaline stuff, then she'll probably be incompatible with you and, thus, it's not worth your time.

Don't feel like you have to agree to a date just because someone is interested. It's hard to turn people down, but it's necessary sometimes.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 01:53 AM (sdeu8)

525 Eman, my back is more-or-less fine, my lower back is probably the weakest part of my core but it's not particularly out of whack though.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:53 AM (F+U5/)

526 521,

Yoodaman!

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 01:54 AM (PWwDJ)

527 511 So what does it mean if a woman says she is into "quads"? I have not heard of that term before.
WTF? Is she the only chick on that site?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 23, 2009 01:54 AM (v6rRJ)

528

Hey, barbelle.

Wazzup, Gal.

Not much dude, I'm about to hit the sack. Hope you had a good weekend.

Posted by: barbelle at November 23, 2009 01:55 AM (qF8q3)

529 Well, Girl Thursday, to be honest, I get so few emails that I consider each one seriously.

After talking with my sister, from my understanding, dating sites are a lot different for guys than it is for women. Women get inundated with email. Guys? Not so much.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:55 AM (F+U5/)

530 Iamnotanalcoholic - I'm sorry, I'm just not up with the lingo. I know what an ATV is, I just never heard it called a "quad". When I think of "quad" I think of the quadriceps muscle.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:56 AM (F+U5/)

531 Quads -- not many women advertise that they like getting cold, wet, and muddy while roaring thru the trees. Even if she does enjoy it, methinks she is trying to attract a non-metrosexual kinda guy. Could do worse.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 01:57 AM (xCBQ4)

532 Good evening Adrian

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:57 AM (F+U5/)

533

Hmmm, ATVs, that’s a different type of “outdoorsy” then I was picturing. Never mind my previous rant then.

I was picturing one of the vegan stick figures around these parts that gets up, hikes to the top of a mountain, paraglides back down, lands by the lake, kayaks to the trail, jogs to where she left her mountain bike, bikes into Seattle from the Eastside, parks her bike, rents some rollerblades, rollerblades to Vertical World, and ends the day climbing the rock wall there.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 01:57 AM (RZ8pf)

534 529- dating sites are a lot different for guys than it is for women. Women get inundated with email. Guys? Not so much.

Well, that's life in general. Men pursue; women are pursued.

Just please don't sell yourself short.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 01:59 AM (sdeu8)

535 Okay, Adrian, yeah, I don't know if I'd be into that.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 01:59 AM (F+U5/)

536 classy comment of the day

"I'd tag team her and her fat daughter and let the retard watch"

Posted by: fartbubble at November 23, 2009 01:59 AM (cBeTr)

537 Well chemjeff.. I hope you two have chemistry.
hehe

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 01:59 AM (g7J39)

538 531 Quads -- not many women advertise that they like getting cold, wet, and muddy while roaring thru the trees. Even if she does enjoy it, methinks she is trying to attract a non-metrosexual kinda guy. Could do worse.

Good point.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 23, 2009 02:00 AM (v6rRJ)

539 Maybe once or twice. But it looks rather dangerous.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:00 AM (F+U5/)

540 Did y'all ever read that series over at Big Hollywood, "My weekly date with a liberal"? In one of them, he goes on a hike with her, and admits to being a conservative only half-way through. Hilarity, and half a hike of total silence and hatred, ensues. That was my favorite feature at the site, sucks they haven't done it in a while.

Posted by: Adrian at November 23, 2009 02:00 AM (IAHCE)

541

Night, all. I'm out of here.

Posted by: katya at November 23, 2009 02:01 AM (5Z2N5)

542 540- That sounds hilarious. I'll have to go over there and check it out.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 02:02 AM (sdeu8)

543 SiM me too!

Actually in her email she said she has a chemistry background so the more I think about it the more optimistic I am becoming.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:02 AM (F+U5/)

544 good night katya!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:02 AM (F+U5/)

545 Thank you all for the advice

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:03 AM (F+U5/)

546 Some of my friends set me up on a date with an "ethical vegan" -- she tells me after I ordered the medium rare lamb chops. Fun times.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 02:05 AM (xCBQ4)

547 Don't forget the pics, chemjeff. We will be waiting...

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 02:05 AM (g7J39)

548 55 minutes till I get to spend money on shit I don't need

Posted by: fartbubble at November 23, 2009 02:05 AM (cBeTr)

549 543 SiM me too! Actually in her email she said she has a chemistry background so the more I think about it the more optimistic I am becoming.
As long as she's not a meth cooker.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 23, 2009 02:07 AM (v6rRJ)

550 she has a chemistry background and quads -- should we morons start a little wager: shine or meth

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 02:07 AM (xCBQ4)

551 Not much dude, I'm about to hit the sack. Hope you had a good weekend.

Posted by: barbelle

I did indeed, thank you. You too, I hope.

Mr. Modem is useless tonight, sorry for the delay.

Sleep well, if this misses you.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 02:08 AM (zO1an)

552 Girl Thursday, here it is:
http://tinyurl.com/y8n5la8

Posted by: Adrian at November 23, 2009 02:08 AM (IAHCE)

553 I see 2 morons with like minds!

Good point.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 02:10 AM (g7J39)

554 Here is the hiking date story to which Adrian referred
http://tinyurl.com/y8n5la8

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:10 AM (F+U5/)

555 She likes outdoorsy stuff, I don't. Should I still attempt to arrange a first date anyway?

No harm in having a conversation. That's the only way you'll find out if you have anything in common. And meeting someone with different interests isn't a bad thing. It can open up new things to you. Good luck.

P.S Happy Birthday!

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 23, 2009 02:11 AM (kgP2R)

556 Jean, around here, it's almost certainly meth.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:11 AM (F+U5/)

557 Yeah, dumb_blonde, you are right, but for me dates are such a huge pain in the ass that I only want to do it if I think it will be worth the effort. So I'll at least keep the conversation going.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:12 AM (F+U5/)

558 chemjeff, seriously, if she likes quads and organic chem, you could learn to like the outdoors.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 02:13 AM (xCBQ4)

559 chemjeff, you starting off with a full blown date or just a quick meet for caramels?

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 02:13 AM (zO1an)

560 but for me dates are such a huge pain in the ass

Hmmm ... I've gotta wrangle myself into a push-up bra, bodyshaper slip and stilettos for a date and you think they're a huge pain in the ass for you??

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 23, 2009 02:15 AM (kgP2R)

561

Is caramels a code word?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 02:16 AM (RZ8pf)

562 Heh, about that hiking date - to liberals who live in liberal bubble worlds, we conservatives are not even really people. Because they don't know any, all they get is the stereotype from the liberal blogs they read and the liberal friends they talk to and the liberal magazines they subscribe to.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:16 AM (F+U5/)

563

Mr. Modem is useless tonight, sorry for the delay.

Sleep well, if this misses you.

I see it, thanks. It was a good weekend although I need to be a little more productive in the upcoming weeks, for no reason other than I just feel guilty when I don't accomplish anything over 2 days.

As far as this whole dating thing goes: is it really so hard to meet decent matches without the use of the Internet these days? I've been out of circulation for a quarter century so I don't know the answer to this first hand, but just from observation I know of several men who can't seem to find the right woman.

Posted by: barbelle at November 23, 2009 02:17 AM (qF8q3)

564 Umm..
Outdoorsy and chem background. I'm going for Shine.
Mark me down!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 02:17 AM (g7J39)

565 559 chemjeff, you starting off with a full blown date or just a quick meet for caramels?

Is there a difference?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:18 AM (F+U5/)

566 SiM, nah it's probably meth, which might also explain why there's no profile pictures.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:18 AM (F+U5/)

567 caramels comes from Good Will Hunting.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 02:19 AM (zO1an)

568

Hmmm ... I've gotta wrangle myself into a push-up bra, bodyshaper slip and stilettos for a date and you think they're a huge pain in the ass for you??

And he doesn't?

Posted by: barbelle at November 23, 2009 02:20 AM (qF8q3)

569 Dumb_blonde, I'm not talking about the actual technical steps, but just getting the mental energy together to do one. Dates to me have always been akin to job interviews. Not fun.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:20 AM (F+U5/)

570 "I just feel guilty when I don't accomplish anything over 2 days."

Yep. Yesterday, I was productive, today not so much.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 02:21 AM (zO1an)

571 augh, it's monday, i need to go to bed, goodnight!

Posted by: Adrian at November 23, 2009 02:21 AM (IAHCE)

572 chemjeff, to a liberal all quads come with Sarah Palin stickers - so you may have found one of the three conservative girls in your time zone.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 02:22 AM (xCBQ4)

573 "I just feel guilty when I don't accomplish anything over 2 days."

That's one great upside to being a computational chemist - the computer works so you don't have to!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:22 AM (F+U5/)

574 552- I just skimmed for now, but ... funny stuff.

I currently have a liberal guy in hot pursuit of me even though I'm (as he told a mutual friend of ours) "that filthy little Republican." Wow, the flattery, the wooing ... I just don't know how I'll ever be able to resist his super-smooth advances. (For the record, I'm neither filthy nor a Republican, but I don't worship at the altar of Obama, so I'm evil.)

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 02:22 AM (sdeu8)

575 Dates to me have always been akin to job interviews. Not fun.

Believe me, I understand. It's like having a part-time job. But at least you don't have to do it in high heels!

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 23, 2009 02:23 AM (kgP2R)

576 A full blown date could be something like dinner at a nice place then you head out to a club for some live music and conversation.

A quick meet is basically just a circle and sniff.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 02:24 AM (zO1an)

577

Yep. Yesterday, I was productive, today not so much.

Well, if I'm going to produce tomorrow -- work and Thanksgiving shopping -- then I need to git. Good night!

Posted by: barbelle at November 23, 2009 02:24 AM (qF8q3)

578 Dumb_blonde, you are right. I don't see how you all can wear those things. If I had to walk on my tippy toes all day I would go nuts. And destroy my feet.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:24 AM (F+U5/)

579 Girl Thursday, you have to set him up for a trip to a good firing range - pre clear it with one of the older range guys, who will break him down like into a crying sissy within about 20 min.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 02:26 AM (xCBQ4)

580 579,

Yes.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 02:27 AM (zO1an)

581 >>which might also explain why there's no profile pictures.
Well there's a flag! Lol

If it's Shine you could be Kennedylike in the coming Apocalypse.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 02:28 AM (g7J39)

582

I just watched a very funny video on oprah.com about how to walk in high heels. I know, I know, what the heck was I doing there. Well, at the spa today there was the O Magazine for December and I was flipping through and found these shoes that roll up and fit in your purse so after an evening in your high heels you can slip them off and slip the flats on. I don’t want to buy that magazine so I thought I’d just search for it on the website. But, her stupid O list isn’t posted there for December for some reason. In my futile search of her clearly disorganized and useless site I stumbled across the stiletto walking lessons. It was really dumb, but funny.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 02:28 AM (RZ8pf)

583 Goodnight, barbelle.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2009 02:28 AM (zO1an)

584 579- That would be funny. Seriously, I usually look at liberal guys and think, "I'm more of a man than you are." Which, you know, isn't at all.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 23, 2009 02:30 AM (sdeu8)

585 shoes that roll up and fit in your purse so after an evening in your high heels you can slip them off and slip the flats on

That sounds handy, but are the shoes something you'd want to wear in public?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 02:31 AM (gofDd)

586 I was flipping through and found these shoes that roll up and fit in your purse so after an evening in your high heels you can slip them off and slip the flats on

Did you ever find the link for these? Because this a brilliant idea. I wish I had thought of it.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 23, 2009 02:33 AM (kgP2R)

587 I got a political polling call last night. I don't remember who the pollster was, it wasn't Gallup or Rassumussen. The woman conducting the questions was super friendly. She even chuckled when I said my view of teh Won was VERY unfavorable. And it wasn't an evil chuckle, it sounded more like I wasn't the first person to say so.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 02:34 AM (gofDd)

588 My kids have some TMNT tabi socks that fit that description. If you had put them on and tiptoed out of bed back in my single days I would have still called on Tuesday.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 02:35 AM (xCBQ4)

589 [dungeon gold from Nigeria anyone?]

Posted by: dungeon fighter gold at November 23, 2009 02:35 AM (baT30)

590 I was flipping through and found these shoes that roll up and fit in your purse so after an evening in your high heels you can slip them off and slip the flats on

But where do you put the heels?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 02:35 AM (F+U5/)

591 Here are the roll-up shoes. Neat idea.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 23, 2009 02:36 AM (kgP2R)

592 But where do you put the heels?

Carry them, I guess.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 02:36 AM (gofDd)

593

Rum, yes they are essentially little ballet flats. Of course the black ones are all sold out right now. Apparently in England (which I discovered as I was furiously googling—I gave up on Binging for this one, variations of portable shoe and shoe in a bag and stuff like that, desperate to find it) anyway, in England they have them in vending machines in clubs. Rollasole is the British version. Floppyshoes is the American.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 02:37 AM (RZ8pf)

594 WTR, I think one of Obama's problems is that at a 17% effective unemployment rate a significant number of his voters can no longer afford phones. Hopefully they can't afford bus fare to the polls.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 02:38 AM (xCBQ4)

595 But after you purchase Dungeon Fighter Gold, don't forget the laptop battery!

Posted by: Laptop-battery-guy? at November 23, 2009 02:38 AM (F+U5/)

596

There’s an extra bag in the bag with the shoes, that you unfurl to put your heels in.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 02:38 AM (RZ8pf)

597 Here are the roll-up shoes. Neat idea.

I love the pink ones!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 02:38 AM (gofDd)

598 Hopefully they can't afford bus fare to the polls.

That's where we come in!

Posted by: ACORN Bus Drivers at November 23, 2009 02:39 AM (F+U5/)

599 That spike article lists the Children's Crusade as one of the bad invasion ideas. Too bad it didn't happen: http://www.historyhouse.com/in_history/childrens_crusade/

Posted by: Glen at November 23, 2009 02:40 AM (BSbOk)

600 But where do you put the heels?

They leave them at your place, like a grizzly marking territory.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 02:40 AM (xCBQ4)

601 in England they have them in vending machines in clubs.

Ok, that's just plain brilliant. I'd love them for when I have an office job again and my feet are done with heels by lunchtime.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 02:41 AM (gofDd)

602 But where do you put the heels?

Hand them to your guy. Problem solved.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2009 02:48 AM (H3E0/)

603 Did all the girls go buy shoes online?

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 02:48 AM (xCBQ4)

604 >>..when I said my view of teh Won was VERY unfavorable. And it wasn't an evil chuckle, it sounded more like I wasn't the first person to say so. Posted by: wherestherum.

Dear President Obama,

I am amazed, angry and determined not to see my country die before I do, but you seem hell bent not to grant me that wish. I can't figure out what country you are the president of.
You fly around the world telling our friends and enemies despicable lies like:
" We're no longer a Christian nation"
" America is arrogant" - (Your wife even announced to the world,"America is mean- spirited. " Please tell her to try preaching that nonsense to 23 generations of our war dead buried all over the globe who died for no other reason than to free a whole lot of strangers from tyranny and hopelessness.)
I'd say shame on the both of you, but I don't think you like America, nor do I see an ounce of gratefulness in anything you do, for the obvious gifts this country has given you. To be without shame or gratefulness is a dangerous thing for a man sitting in the White House. After 9/11 you said," America hasn't lived up to her ideals."
Which ones did you mean? Was it the notion of personal liberty that 11,000 farmers and shopkeepers died for to win independence from the British? Or maybe the ideal that no man should be a slave to another man, that 500,000 men died for in the Civil War? I hope you didn't mean the ideal 470,000 fathers, brothers, husbands died for in WWII, because we felt real strongly about not letting any nation push us around, because we stand for freedom.
I don't think you mean the ideal that says equality is better than discrimination. You know the one that a whole lot of white people understood when they helped to get you elected.
Shape up and start acting like an American. If you don't, I'll do what I can to see you get shipped out of that fancy rental on Pennsylvania Avenue. You were elected to lead not to bow, apologize and kiss the hands of murderers and corrupt leaders who still treat their people like slaves.
And just who do you think you are telling the American people not to jump to conclusions and condemn that Muslim major who killed 13 of his fellow soldiers and wounded dozens more. You mean you don't want us to do what you did when that white cop used force to subdue that black college professor in Massachusetts, who was putting up a fight? You don't mind offending the police calling them stupid but you don't want us to offend Muslim fanatics by calling them what they are, terrorists.
One more thing. I realize you never served in the military and never had to defend your country with your life, but you're the Commander-in-Chief now, so Do. Your. Job. When your battle-hardened field General asks you for 40,000 more troops to complete the mission, give them to him. But if you're not in this fight to win, then get out. The life of one American soldier is not worth the best political strategy you're thinking of.
You could be our greatest president because you face the greatest challenge ever presented to any president. You're not going to restore American greatness by bringing back our bloated economy. That's not our greatest threat. Losing the heart and soul of who we are as Americans is our big fight now. And I sure as hell don't want to think my president is the enemy in this final battle.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 02:49 AM (g7J39)

605 I have slippers like those shoes. They are sooooo comfy.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 23, 2009 02:51 AM (hA5JK)

606 As always, SiM knows how to say things articulately and powerfully.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 02:52 AM (gofDd)

607 Marylyn Monroe constantly playing the vacuous ditzy blond never did much for me. I always respected the ladies was never threatened by one with a good mind.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 23, 2009 02:52 AM (RQ+qN)

608

I had a pair of roll up flats, but they didn’t roll up as flat as these ones look like they do, and they certainly didn’t fit in as small a bag.

I loved the pink ones too. And I also loved that they had ones for your wedding day. It occurs to me now that I have no idea what shoes I wore on my wedding day. I’m fairly certain I wore practical flats though, especially since my husband to be (now my ex) was the same height as I was and he was always super unhappy when I wore heels and became taller than him.

In later years it occurred to me this was because I could see the bald spot forming on the top of his head more clearly when I was in heels.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 02:53 AM (RZ8pf)

609 Oh snap, PGiS!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 02:55 AM (g7J39)

610 In later years it occurred to me this was because I could see the bald spot forming on the top of his head more clearly when I was in heels.

*snicker*

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 02:57 AM (gofDd)

611 *giggling at PGiS*
My ex went tootally bald. I LOL everytime I see his picture now because he is totally bald at age 34.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 23, 2009 02:57 AM (hA5JK)

612 Okay, it's time for bed. Good night all.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 03:00 AM (F+U5/)

613 Oh look it's exactly midnight here. That means I'm now officially 37!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 03:00 AM (F+U5/)

614 A tidbit..
FYI

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 03:00 AM (g7J39)

615 Thanks again for your advice

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2009 03:00 AM (F+U5/)

616

My ex finally buzz cut his hair so he doesn’t look so weird. He was balding in sort of an odd pattern, mainly because he has a nervous habit of pulling on his hair.

I think some bald and mostly bald men are sexy (mmhmm, Sean Connery) but, on my ex not so much.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 03:01 AM (RZ8pf)

617 Good night, chemjeff! And once again, Happy Birthday! I send moronette birthday kisses.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 03:01 AM (gofDd)

618

Sickinmass, I’m just surprised it hasn’t happened here yet.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 03:02 AM (RZ8pf)

619

I’m going to join chemjeff in bed, figuratively speaking, of course.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 03:03 AM (RZ8pf)

620 LOL, good night, PGiS. If you get those roll up shoes you have to do a review on the ONT for the moronettes.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 03:04 AM (gofDd)

621 How'd you get so bad, PGiS?!?

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 03:04 AM (g7J39)

622 4AM here, perhaps some sleep is in order

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 03:06 AM (xCBQ4)

623
Jean.. WHERE the hell are you??

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 03:07 AM (g7J39)

624 jean - are you in newfoundland?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 23, 2009 03:07 AM (hA5JK)

625

OK, I’m popping back in for a moment because on MSN(BC) they are touting that there are signs that Black Friday will be good and that people have had a year to get used to having less money so somehow that means sales will be up this holiday season.

I find the logic used in MSN and MSNBC articles to be amazingly twisted these days. And I look forward to seeing if the holiday season goes well for retailers or if we are about to hit the next stage down on our trip to rock bottom in this country.

Based on what I saw at the mall today, a lot of people are at the mall looking, but there sure isn’t a whole lot of buying going on. And those that were buying today didn’t look like they were browsing and buying, rather they had specific items they were purchasing.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 03:11 AM (RZ8pf)

626 goodnight ONT friends.
See y'all tomorrow.
Have a good week everyone!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 23, 2009 03:13 AM (hA5JK)

627 Sorry, 3AM - this PC's clock is fast. Im in DC

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 03:14 AM (xCBQ4)

628

Oooookayyy, I just checked my e-mail one more time before bed and got one from pajamagram, they are now selling pajama jeans made of a new type of fabric, dormisoft. I am perplexed. And intrigued.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 03:15 AM (RZ8pf)

629 Goodnight Elizabeth. Guess this evening is slowing down. I need a snack!
Sweet dreams everyone. think positively!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 03:16 AM (g7J39)

630 SiM, finally got my kids H1N1 - lined them up like boot camp at a clinic. No reactions.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 03:16 AM (xCBQ4)

631 Regardless of how poor the year-to-year, same store sales are, you can count on a positive spin from MSNBC. Watch zerohedge for the real numbers.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 03:19 AM (xCBQ4)

632 Pajamagram also has adult footsie PJs or onesies. Is it weird that I want one?

If the economy is down, you can't tell by Disneyland or the restaurants out here. The sushi place went to tonight was buzzing.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 03:21 AM (gofDd)

633
Jean.. That's good they have had no immediate reactions!
Tomorrow night I will bum you all out with lot's more info on what's happening in the Ukraine. I've been blogging with some folks there and in Eastern Europe.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 03:21 AM (g7J39)

634 SiM, Sweden also issued a warning about some mutated strains.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 03:24 AM (xCBQ4)

635 >>The sushi place went to tonight was buzzing. Posted by: wherestherum

Last night (Thurs.) we went to our favorite sushi (upscale) restaurant and it was packed.
My wife's business (retail) was buzzing with people spending today too.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 03:26 AM (g7J39)

636

So what’s up with that then? Are we in a recovery or are people just saying “what the eff” and spending anyway? Because I don’t actually believe we are in a recovery, so those bills are going to come due at some point…

My sister theorizes that for people who are in the upper income brackets there is not much of decline in spending habits, but for those in the lower brackets there has been. In other words, we’re splitting even more into the “haves” and “have nots.” Will this lead to the “urban wars” that so many writers have created fictions about over the years? Who knows.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 03:30 AM (RZ8pf)

637
Time will tell PGiS. My guess is that people who have been saving for the last year are going to try to make Christmas happen this year. Hope is not completely dead.
Maybe when families get together some pain will have been forgotten over the Holidays. Americans never give in.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 03:36 AM (g7J39)

638 PGiS, you gotta compare year-to-year, same store numbers -- it seems like a lot of retail activity compared to August, but what about to Black Friday, two years ago. I believe the big commercial real estate hits start coming after Xmas sales are booked.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2009 03:36 AM (xCBQ4)

639

When my sister and I were talking tonight she said she’d read a report that stores had actually ordered much less inventory for this holiday season. It will be interesting to see if the stores actually sell out of items or just how much they will begin to discount things come mid-December.

Also, as others elsewhere have pointed out, there really aren’t a lot of “big ticket” purchases on the must have list this year. Most of the game systems aren’t releasing new versions; the most recent versions have been out for a while. Also, all the hot movies and video games seem to have come out in advance of the holiday season.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 03:42 AM (RZ8pf)

640 I think it's probably the calm before the storm. And people who have money, who won't be significantly affected, are probably spending as usual. I know if I had a job, I'd probably tighten up a little, but that wouldn't keep me from shopping as much as I normally do.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 03:47 AM (gofDd)

641 Having been funemployed (yeah, whatever) since Sept, I'm making as many gifts this year as I can. I just don't see getting a job for probably a year unless there's a big turn around. With the way the gov is spending and the taxes and fees that will start in Jan should healthcare go through, I just don't see it happening.

My family is annoying me about why I'm not travelling for Thanksgiving and Christmas. I bought a ticket for Christmas and it freaked me out - $265 I wouldn't have thought twice about or even noticed before the layoff.

Posted by: Shannon at November 23, 2009 03:49 AM (niZOC)

642 Oh crap, the Bush tax cuts expire next year, too. Yeah, this is definitely the calm before the storm.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 03:50 AM (gofDd)

643 Tomorrow, I will morph back into "GregInSEATTLE"

Sigh.

Posted by: GregInHonolulu at November 23, 2009 03:51 AM (lav89)

644
We've cut spending quite a lot in the last year on principal. Almost all spending has been LOCAL mom and pops and everything else in New Hampshire to stick it to our Governor and legislature. People are leaving Mass in droves.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 03:52 AM (g7J39)

645 Well GregInWherever, you picked an excellent week to flee Seattle and go to Hawaii. It was one rain/windstorm after another all week.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 03:55 AM (RZ8pf)

646 wherestherum 642 - I forgot about that. The list just keeps getting longer against us, doesn't it?

Posted by: Shannon at November 23, 2009 03:56 AM (niZOC)

647 The list just keeps getting longer against us, doesn't it?

Teh Won just keeps making every rookie mistake in the book. Sometimes I think it's on purpose, other times I think he's genuinely not very bright.

Congress, while not very bright, I think is malicious when it comes to "increasing revenue."

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 03:58 AM (gofDd)

648 I think I figured out why WtR is still commenting on the ONT..

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 04:01 AM (g7J39)

649

Forget it sickinmass, it’s RumTown

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 04:04 AM (RZ8pf)

650 Only 16 more, dammit!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 04:05 AM (gofDd)

651 >>Sometimes I think it's on purpose..

Just try to convince me otherwise. My heart speaks to me about this.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 04:05 AM (g7J39)

652 I take my 666 crowning very seriously.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 04:05 AM (gofDd)

653 Just try to convince me otherwise. My heart speaks to me about this.

I maintain it's George Soros who's pulling the puppet strings.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 04:06 AM (gofDd)

654 Man, I woke up in the middle of the night and just lied there thinking that Obamacare is inevitable... And will never be done away with. Our country is screwed, forever condemned to socialist impoverishment.

Isn't it?

Sigh. I hate sleepless nights. I always wind up bumming myself out.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2009 04:06 AM (QECjC)

655 We all know that Rum is one of the demons in Paradise Lost.
/jk

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 23, 2009 04:06 AM (zmiSr)

656

Actually I heard that Rum was one of the sirens in the Odyssey.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 04:07 AM (RZ8pf)

657

And WTF am I still doing up and posting? I was going to bed an hour ago with ChemJeff.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 23, 2009 04:08 AM (RZ8pf)

658 Whichever works.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 23, 2009 04:09 AM (zmiSr)

659 Attempt

Posted by: GregInHonolulu at November 23, 2009 04:10 AM (lav89)

660 I hear & see na-ting.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 23, 2009 04:11 AM (zmiSr)

661 You mean Rummy ain't one of Charlie's rogue angels?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2009 04:11 AM (QECjC)

662 Ack

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 04:11 AM (gofDd)

663 I want it

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 04:12 AM (gofDd)

664 Now?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 04:12 AM (gofDd)

665 Mine

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 04:12 AM (gofDd)

666 Jeez mine now

Posted by: wherestherum at November 23, 2009 04:12 AM (gofDd)

667 Can we repeal Obamacare if it passes? (attempt #2)

Posted by: GregInHonolulu at November 23, 2009 04:12 AM (lav89)

668 I always fall back when 666 is close. Riiight Rum??

Posted by: sickinmass at November 23, 2009 04:12 AM (g7J39)

669 You mean Rummy ain't one of Charlie's rogue angels?

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