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Get your picks in before Jay Cutler starts throwing his.

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Posted by: DrewM. at 12:48 PM



Comments

1

I'd hit that twice.

Posted by: gus at November 22, 2009 12:50 PM (Vqruj)

2

The Redskins will not win today. You heard it here first folks.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 12:53 PM (+FzLa)

3 Gee, there was another mysterious fire alarm pulled in the Jets' hotel last night. 

The Jets need to (1) threaten to sue the hotel for poor security and (2) demand that the NFL investigate the Patriots over these "coincidences." 

Posted by: Y-not at November 22, 2009 12:53 PM (sey23)

4 *snif, snif*  Why didn't I hire private security to guard the hotel last night?  *snif, boo-hoo, snif*

Posted by: Coach Ryan at November 22, 2009 12:54 PM (sey23)

5 You don't have to cheat to beat the Jets.

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2009 12:56 PM (Bmk3r)

6 @2 
Yeah.  I'm watching the Colts-Ravens this morning.  Life's too short to waste on a game between two teams whose glory days are so far behind them.

Posted by: Y-not at November 22, 2009 12:57 PM (sey23)

7 Go Chargers!

Posted by: Frank G at November 22, 2009 12:58 PM (I+To0)

8 @5
True... and yet they do.  I guess it's a habit. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 22, 2009 12:58 PM (sey23)

9

OK, I'm going for the easy prediction here, as much as it breaks my heart. Seahawks are going to lose.

I'm going to guess the Broncos will win.

And Jay Cutler will cry like a baby regardless of whether the Bears win or lose.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 22, 2009 12:59 PM (RZ8pf)

10 Investigate the city of Boston!

Lock up the entire Northeast!

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 22, 2009 01:00 PM (Jnb0t)

11
Thanks to my new laptop steering wheel desk, I'll be able to watch the games and talk to you guys too while out on a Sunday drive.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:08 PM (+FzLa)

12 The Patriots do not need to officially "organize" these false fire alarm incidents. New England sport fans are capable of coming up with this shit all on their own.

Posted by: Peterargus at November 22, 2009 01:08 PM (TiURi)

13 Man, that dastardly Belichick even has maintenance guys in his pocket:

FOXBOROUGH -- The fire alarm which sounded at 1 a.m. Sunday in the Jets' Providence hotel was not a prank, according to Bruce Speight, senior director of Jets media relations.

Speight relayed word that the alarm went off after workers were sanding a wall in the stairway and the sand covered the fire alarm sensor.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 22, 2009 01:08 PM (Jnb0t)

14
Stuffed that skins drive like a turkey.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:09 PM (djkiW)

15 OMFG, I can't believe that catch by Dallas Clark!

Posted by: TheresaD at November 22, 2009 01:09 PM (iGCmo)

16 Stuffed that Vikings drive like Adam Sandler's dog stuffing a duck.

Posted by: Editor at November 22, 2009 01:10 PM (YX6i/)

17

indi is lucky as hell

Posted by: trailortrash at November 22, 2009 01:11 PM (2Z+7j)

18 The Browns will defeat the Lions 1-0.  They'll get a safety when Eric Mangini trips the Lions' quarterback in the endzone and the Browns are assessed a one point penalty.

Other than that, nothing will happen.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 01:12 PM (I30wK)

19
So Dallas stuffed that Skins drive like Meggie Mac stuffing Bon Bons in her mouth, eh ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:12 PM (+FzLa)

20 Watching the Giants self-destruct until the Patriots come on at 4:15.

Eli Manning is TEH suck.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 01:12 PM (hA5JK)

21 Bengals for the win!

Yeah, yeah, not a daring cal today, right? Still, this is a sweet season for optimism, as opposed to the past seasons where it was "can the Bungles even make it to halftime?"

Posted by: exdem13 at November 22, 2009 01:14 PM (lYKj1)

22
doh!

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:14 PM (djkiW)

23 onoromo

Posted by: trailortrash at November 22, 2009 01:15 PM (2Z+7j)

24 Uhhhh, go Bucs?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 22, 2009 01:15 PM (ZGhSv)

25 Chiefs 7-0 over the Squealers.
Browns 3-0 over Detroit in the Steamer Bowl.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 01:16 PM (I30wK)

26 9:04 left in the 1st Giants/Falcons.

INT for Manning.

Punt for Falcons.

Boy, is this game exciting....

*snore*

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 01:16 PM (hA5JK)

27

C'mon Romo, you get hit in the ass harder than that by your rough trade pickups.  Man up, Nancy.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:19 PM (djkiW)

28 C'mon Romo, you get hit in the ass harder than that by your rough trade pickups.

Hello!

Posted by: "Squiggy" Sullivan at November 22, 2009 01:21 PM (I30wK)

29 I hope the Broncos win, and Jay Cutler gets crushed by a blimp.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 22, 2009 01:21 PM (zgZzy)

30
I was gonna say nice pass Campbell, but then I realized he'll just kill the drive on the next set of downs.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:22 PM (+FzLa)

31

Why are the cheerleaders always so skinny?  Some guys like normal healthy women, not anorexic hags,

Posted by: Allah Pund It In My Ass at November 22, 2009 01:22 PM (FOcCx)

32
For cryin' out loud, somebody smack Heyer upside the head and wake him up from his nap.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:23 PM (+FzLa)

33
Actually the Cowboys saw the screen coming, so it wasn't Campbell's fault that time.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:23 PM (djkiW)

34 Browns up 10-3.  All seven fans in attendance screaming like maniacs.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 01:25 PM (I30wK)

35 Actually the Cowboys saw the screen coming, so it wasn't Campbell's fault that time.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:23 PM (djkiW)



Yea, but 3rd and thirteen and they go with a screen? That might have worked all day long last week against Denver, but that shit ain't gonna cut it today.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:25 PM (+FzLa)

36 Browns up 10-3.  All seven fans in attendance screaming like maniacs.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 01:25 PM (I30wK)





Have they started doing the wave yet ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:26 PM (+FzLa)

37 C'mon Chiefs!

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 01:26 PM (I3Udb)

38
Wow Betts done for the day.  Who's the skins 3rd stringer RB?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:28 PM (djkiW)

39 How funny is it gonna be when the Lions beat those Browns.  They're a long way from the days of Bernie Kosar.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 22, 2009 01:28 PM (zgZzy)

40 Wow Betts done for the day.  Who's the skins 3rd stringer RB?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:28 PM (djkiW)





Rock Cartright

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:29 PM (+FzLa)

41 Have they started doing the wave yet ?

One guy went to take a leak.  So yeah.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 01:29 PM (I30wK)

42 If you wave it more than three times, you're playing with yourself.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 22, 2009 01:31 PM (zgZzy)

43
Ohh, slobberknocker block on that punt.  Nice.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:31 PM (djkiW)

44
Thank god Dallas sucks too, so theres always a chance.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:31 PM (+FzLa)

45 How funny is it gonna be when the Lions beat those Browns.

I think you misunderestimate the suckitude of Lions.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 01:32 PM (I30wK)

46 Yeah, but they suck almost equally now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 22, 2009 01:33 PM (zgZzy)

47 Yeah, but they suck almost equally now.

True.  Don't know who scored the touchdown for the Browns this game, so the stat may be outdated, but as of yesterday, neither a Browns WR or RB had been in the endzone since Nov. 08.  A year.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 01:36 PM (I30wK)

48 Browns TD by Mohamed Massaquoi (WR).  After he scored, he detonated a football vest.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 22, 2009 01:38 PM (zgZzy)

49
I miss not having a franchise in town.  We used to get doubleheaders on both networks before the Toxins started.  Now we get suck football most every sunday at 11am.

Somehow they got on MNF this week, no idea how they did that. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:38 PM (djkiW)

50
O.K. Skins, Dallas just allowed you to stay in the game for an entire quarter with home field advantage. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:38 PM (+FzLa)

51 How do you bozos feel now who thought Detroit's D would be a great play this week?

Except for Calvin Johnson, anything associated with Motown is a toxic asset for your fantasy team.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 01:38 PM (I3Udb)

52 7-3 Falcons in the Snoozer of the Week.

I just loathe the Manning brothers, and they are both on.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 01:39 PM (hA5JK)

53
Luckily for the 'skins, the Cowboys have no desire to tackle anyone.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:39 PM (djkiW)

54
Dallas is wayyyyyy over-rated, but they're still a better team than the Redskins.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:40 PM (+FzLa)

55 Browns TD by Mohamed Massaquoi (WR).  After he scored, he detonated a football vest.

Everyone nearby was splattered.  Injuries include hands like veal cutlets and the inability to complete a route.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 01:41 PM (I30wK)

56
If the Skins can't do something here, I predict the Cowboys will score on their next drive.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:42 PM (+FzLa)

57 Herr Morgenholz - Bawahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 22, 2009 01:42 PM (zgZzy)

58
Scandrick appears to be playing classic chase rather than actually covering the receiver.  Nice.

It's a race to the bottom coaching-wise though, Blazer.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:42 PM (djkiW)

59 Nothing like playing the Lions to get your team out of a funk.  Just ask the Rams.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 01:42 PM (I3Udb)

60
I see Campbell is doing a fine impression of a statue in the pocket.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:44 PM (+FzLa)

61 Chiefsssssss

Posted by: Matt at November 22, 2009 01:45 PM (jABmk)

62 Eli Manning is such a damn chump.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 01:46 PM (hA5JK)

63 Giants miss a 1 yard field goal.

My.

God.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 01:47 PM (hA5JK)

64 How bad are the Lions?

24-3.  Browns.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 01:49 PM (I30wK)

65 Giants miss a 1 yard field goal.

My.

God.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 01:47 PM (hA5JK)

You're telling me they were kicking 9-yards deep in the End Zone and they still didn't get a touchdown?  yeah - they suck bad.

Posted by: Editor at November 22, 2009 01:49 PM (YX6i/)

66 The Bills make me wanna shout!



god I'm a bills fan.


FML

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 01:49 PM (erIg9)

67
Which sucks more, spliced up coaches in coors commercials, or budlight infomercials?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:50 PM (djkiW)

68 Chiefsssssss

I'm a Bengals fan, but I started Pig Pen in my fantasy league, so I'm torn.  OK.  Not really.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 01:51 PM (I30wK)

69
Giants miss a 1 yard field goal.


teeeheheeeeee!

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:52 PM (djkiW)

70 67
Which sucks more, spliced up coaches in coors commercials, or budlight infomercials?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:50 PM (djkiW)


I'm going to have to go with...... yes.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 01:53 PM (erIg9)

71 24-10 Browns over Lions.  Highest scoring game in the league.  That happens when the 31 and 32 defenses play, I suppose.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 01:54 PM (I30wK)

72
C'mon Romo, hit your favorite reciever, the guy wearing the opposing teams jersey. You can do it !

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:55 PM (+FzLa)

73 The infomercial ones suck dead donkey penis.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 01:56 PM (hA5JK)

74 Not when I'm sober

Posted by: Penis of a dead donkey at November 22, 2009 01:57 PM (I30wK)

75 Touchdown for Eli 'Da Douche Nozzle' Manning.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 01:57 PM (hA5JK)

76
@72

It's funny cuz it's true!

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 01:58 PM (djkiW)

77 The infomercial ones suck dead donkey penis.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 01:56 PM (hA5JK)



So, what wrong with that? You should see what I'll do for 300 million.

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 22, 2009 01:58 PM (+FzLa)

78
Rock Cartright is en fuego !

That and Dallas can't tackle.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 01:59 PM (+FzLa)

79 Way to go Lions, pump up the Browns to meet the Cardiac cats in a week. Not like the Browns really need help. The team can be on its seasonal deathbad, and still stride out onto the field for the Battle of Ohio.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 22, 2009 02:00 PM (lYKj1)

80 The infomercial ones suck dead donkey penis.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 01:56 PM (hA5JK)

Especially since they're now integrating home town douches into them at the end.

Posted by: Editor at November 22, 2009 02:01 PM (YX6i/)

81 Fuckin' Steelers can suck me.

Posted by: Penis of a dead donkey at November 22, 2009 02:01 PM (I30wK)

82
Nice coaching there Skins. Lets follow up a 34 yard run with two incomplete passes and short pass on 3 and 10 for a six yard gain.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:01 PM (+FzLa)

83 I wonder if Kansas City misses their favorite pothead receiver right about now? 

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 22, 2009 02:02 PM (zgZzy)

84
Cowboys defense is "tackling" like they're 11 Deion Sanders out there. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 02:02 PM (djkiW)

85 Prior to the pass - Quarterback on his knees pleasing his offensive line.

15 yards.

Replay 4th down.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 02:03 PM (hA5JK)

86 Explain to me, if the offensive team blocks you into their runner and he goes down, how is it that you get called for tripping?  Totally bullshit.  I hate these professional refs.

Posted by: Editor at November 22, 2009 02:03 PM (YX6i/)

87 Way to go Lions, pump up the Browns to meet the Cardiac cats in a week. Not like the Browns really need help. The team can be on its seasonal deathbad, and still stride out onto the field for the Battle of Ohio.

I remember many moons ago when the Bengals would kick the shit out of the Steelers.  The Steelers would win the Super Bowl and the Bengals would go 3-11.  Division games are like that.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:04 PM (I30wK)

88
Dallas is gonna get a touchdown here. The Skins allowed them to hang on too long and squandered whatever ghost of a chance they had.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:05 PM (+FzLa)

89 Poor cheerleader.

Most people lose their ass in the war.  She lost her tits.

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 22, 2009 02:06 PM (GF+6V)

90 Steamer Bowl now 24-17.  It's a shootout.  Cleveland reloading its spoon with peas now.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:06 PM (I30wK)

91 Ravens leading the Colts 9-7.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 02:07 PM (hA5JK)

92 DrewM doesn't like titties, apparently.

Posted by: FUBAR at November 22, 2009 02:07 PM (eRJUD)

93 I think it's just that her vest is tight and she's raising her arms.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 02:08 PM (hA5JK)

94 92 DrewM doesn't like titties, apparently.

Posted by: FUBAR at November 22, 2009 02:07 PM (eRJUD)


I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 02:09 PM (erIg9)

95
Jeez, Dallas has almost 100 yards rushing already. The Skins are lucky it 3-0 their favor.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:10 PM (+FzLa)

96 And that's why I love being a bills fan. I never have to worry about being disappointed, they never fail to fail for me.


FML

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 02:10 PM (erIg9)

97 Jeez, Dallas has almost 100 yards rushing already.

If I was stuck back there with Tony Homo, I'd run like hell, too.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:11 PM (I30wK)

98 Is it a sign of bad things when you cheer your punter?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 02:11 PM (erIg9)

99 Cleveland fans need not worry, the Lions will still find a way to lose in the second half.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 22, 2009 02:11 PM (lYKj1)

100 Is it a sign of bad things when you cheer your punter?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 02:11 PM (erIg9)

Can he throw?

Posted by: Editor at November 22, 2009 02:12 PM (YX6i/)

101 Gotta be better than our starter Ed, I mean wtf.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 02:13 PM (erIg9)

102 Cleveland fans need not worry, the Lions will still find a way to lose in the second half.

I hope not.  I want to see Cleveland humiliated.  Well, even more humiliated than actually being in Cleveland.  Then they'll fire Eric Mangini and hire Matt Millen, or something.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:13 PM (I30wK)

103
I used to go a local sports bar every Sunday a few years back and there would be this die hard Bills fan in full regalia who would to sit by himself in the corner with a pitcher and watch the game on a small B & W that the management would bring out and place on his table especially for him.

I used to really feel sorry for that guy. But then again, I'm a Skins fan, so I havent much room to talk.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:14 PM (+FzLa)

104 Okay, so we'll trade Hasellbeck for your punter.  Deal?

Posted by: Editor at November 22, 2009 02:15 PM (YX6i/)

105
Thankfully Dallas is looking for anyway possible to give this game to the Redskins. They're practically tackling themselves right now.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:16 PM (+FzLa)

106 103
I used to go a local sports bar every Sunday a few years back and there would be this die hard Bills fan in full regalia who would to sit by himself in the corner with a pitcher and watch the game on a small B & W that the management would bring out and place on his table especially for him.

I used to really feel sorry for that guy. But then again, I'm a Skins fan, so I havent much room to talk.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:14 PM (+FzLa)


I miss that tv

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 02:16 PM (erIg9)

107 Ryan just fumbled.

Giants recover.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 02:17 PM (hA5JK)

108 Is it a sign of bad things when you cheer your punter?

How big are her tits?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:17 PM (I30wK)

109 Jim Mora, Jr., you're fired.

Posted by: Editor at November 22, 2009 02:19 PM (YX6i/)

110
I kind of admire a really good looking woman with smoobies that doesn't get the boob job. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 02:19 PM (djkiW)

111
Bwaaaahahahahaha !!!! Dallas muffed it !

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:19 PM (+FzLa)

112 Greg Jennings has 120 yds and a touchdown on the only week I didn't start him.  He hasn't done shit before today.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:21 PM (I30wK)

113
5 quarters of scoreless football.  That's worse than an average moron's dry spell.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 02:21 PM (djkiW)

114 17-7 Giants

Halftime pretty much

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 02:22 PM (hA5JK)

115 And the Browns and Lions are all tied up at 24.  Like a beagle and a pomeranian mating.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:22 PM (I30wK)

116
Holy crap, the Redskins may score again before the half. Where has this team been all year ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:23 PM (+FzLa)

117
Holy shit these teams are awful.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 02:23 PM (djkiW)

118 Holy crap, the Redskins may score again before the half. Where has this team been all year ?

Did they run all out of suckitude?  Cuz I thought they had plenty on hand.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:24 PM (I30wK)

119
Are SEC refs working this game?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 02:26 PM (djkiW)

120 Oh my beloved Lions..  You used to be so good...

Wait... no you didn't.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 22, 2009 02:26 PM (rsZLJ)

121 Holy shit these teams are awful.

I don't recall a year that had this many teams that sucked balls this deeply.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:26 PM (I30wK)

122 Did they run all out of suckitude?  Cuz I thought they had plenty on hand.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:24 PM (I30wK)






It will all boil down to which team wants to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory more. My money is on the Skins, although the Cowboys are giving them a good run for their money right now.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:27 PM (+FzLa)

123 I don't recall a year that had this many teams that sucked balls this deeply.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:26 PM (I30wK)

You haven't been paying attention to the NFC West, much, then.

Posted by: Editor at November 22, 2009 02:27 PM (YX6i/)

124
I freaking hate 'parity'.  It has ruined professional football.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 02:27 PM (djkiW)

125 I don't recall a year that had this many teams that sucked balls this deeply.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

You are, of course, considering the latest batch of politicians, aren't you?

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2009 02:28 PM (hA5JK)

126 Lions-Browns is a game for the ages.

No, SRSLY.

Posted by: RJ at November 22, 2009 02:28 PM (ADbI4)

127

Patriots 45, Jets 12. 

That's my prediction.

The reat of the NFL is playing too?  Hm.  Must investigate this "rest of the NFL" thing.

Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2009 02:29 PM (3h3kv)

128 Oh my beloved Lions..  You used to be so good...

Wait... no you didn't.

League Champs, 1952 and 1953.  But yeah.  You guys have sucked for better than half a century.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:31 PM (I30wK)

129 You haven't been paying attention to the NFC West, much, then.

Point taken.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:32 PM (I30wK)

130 111
Bwaaaahahahahaha !!!! Dallas Redskins muffed it !


heh

Posted by: koopy at November 22, 2009 02:33 PM (XllG0)

131 Check out this graphical unemployment timeline by county, pretty scary stuff.

Posted by: Jose at November 22, 2009 02:34 PM (p5y6H)

132 Bwaaaahahahahaha !!!! Dallas Redskins muffed it !


heh

Posted by: koopy at November 22, 2009 02:33 PM (XllG0)





Yea, I was just about to say.

FML

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:35 PM (+FzLa)

133
Wow, packers/lions on Turkey Day.  The NFL hates us.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 02:35 PM (djkiW)

134 I should have sprung for an NFL package, got no other choice but to watch the Skins and Cowboys battle it out to see who sucks the most ass.

Posted by: koopy at November 22, 2009 02:36 PM (XllG0)

135

Half time.   Packers 23-49er Girls 3.

Aaron Rodgers 274 yards passing.   Alexis Smith 5 yards.

 

Posted by: charles gibson at November 22, 2009 02:37 PM (Vqruj)

136

Romo is from Wisconsin, and he got his ass kicked by the Packers last week.

He's over rated.  He's the white Donovan McNabb.

Posted by: charles gibson at November 22, 2009 02:39 PM (Vqruj)

137 Halftime.  Browns-27.  Lions-24.  Fans-about 40 at any given time.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:39 PM (I30wK)

138 The 49ers aren't what they used to be, that's for sure.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 22, 2009 02:40 PM (lYKj1)

139 Oh, and somebody get that cheerleader a sammich.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 22, 2009 02:40 PM (lYKj1)

140 One o'clock in the morning?  The Jets were still drinking at some gay bar at that hour.

Posted by: charles gibson at November 22, 2009 02:41 PM (Vqruj)

141

I believe the Redskins 3rd string running back is this young kid named Obama.

He won the Indy 500 last year and is the Oscar for Best Actor portraying a fake President in a mini-series.

Posted by: charles gibson at November 22, 2009 02:44 PM (Vqruj)

142
I wonder if Arakpo will be coming back out after the half or whether Michelle Obama will suit up and take his place.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:45 PM (+FzLa)

143

I got that chearleader a SASSSSAGE at halftime.   She gobbled it up  mmm mmm mmm.

Posted by: gus at November 22, 2009 02:46 PM (Vqruj)

144 I wonder if Arakpo will be coming back out after the half or whether Michelle Obama will suit up and take his place.

I wonder who would notice.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:50 PM (I30wK)

145
Aaaaand the Redskins come out after the half with excellent field position and fall flat on their faces and stupidly burn a timeout.

Zorn isn't fit to coach a pee-wee team.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:52 PM (+FzLa)

146

I believe the Redskins 3rd string running back is this young kid named Obama.

He won the Indy 500 last year and is the Oscar for Best Actor portraying a fake President in a mini-series.

Posted by: charles gibson at November 22, 2009 02:44 PM (Vqruj)

2009 Heisman Trophy winner, too.

Posted by: Editor at November 22, 2009 02:53 PM (YX6i/)

147
Never mind that was an injury timeout.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:54 PM (+FzLa)

148

Obama ran out onto the field and immediately called a 3 month time out to come up with a strategy.

 

RUN OPIE RUN!!

Posted by: gus at November 22, 2009 02:55 PM (Vqruj)

149 Zorn isn't fit to coach a pee-wee team.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 02:52 PM (+FzLa)

You can have Jim Mora, Jr.  We'll take Zorn.  He belongs here, anyway.

Posted by: Editor at November 22, 2009 02:55 PM (YX6i/)

150 Never mind that was an injury timeout.

Clearly, someone tripped over their own dick.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 02:57 PM (I30wK)

151

BTW,  that cheerleader?   She's a natural blonde.

Posted by: gus at November 22, 2009 03:09 PM (Vqruj)

152 Nicely done, Stoolers. 

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:10 PM (I30wK)

153 Pit-KC--tied at 17.  Watching those Pit fagbaggers go down to the Chiefs would be too much to ask.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:11 PM (I30wK)

154 Josh Freeman is fucking horrible.

Posted by: RJ at November 22, 2009 03:13 PM (ADbI4)

155 Go Washington Native Americans! Beat those Texas Swaggering Imperialist War Criminals!

Posted by: neoconblonde at November 22, 2009 03:15 PM (5HhWZ)

156 You guys have to lay off of Jim Zorn, he's doing a fantastic job!

The Redskins would have lost even more games if not for his brilliant coaching, and he's still trying to fix the mess that he inherited from Joe Gibbs.

Posted by: Tim Geithner at November 22, 2009 03:20 PM (sYxEE)

157 Lions score! Lions score! Lions score!

Yeah.  Who gives a shit?  31-27 Detroit.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:20 PM (I30wK)

158
Dallas has done everything they can to give this away. Redskins you better score here dammit !

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 03:21 PM (+FzLa)

159 For some reason, when the Dallas defense finishes a play, I keep saying "NEWMAN!"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2009 03:22 PM (sYxEE)

160 Zorn's in over his head, sure, but his exit won't fix the 'Skins. Snyder's will.

Posted by: neoconblonde at November 22, 2009 03:22 PM (5HhWZ)

161
I think Ware just told Romo to quit sucking or else.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 03:24 PM (djkiW)

162 Noooooooooooooooowwwwww Crabtree gets a TD.

Having a player who has a great game, then stinks for 3 weeks is always better than the reverse, because at least in the former case you started him for the good game, whereas in the latter you're usually sick of the guy, then bench him, and then his points are meaningless.

JMFL

(Hey, I'll start using my own acronyms)

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 03:24 PM (I3Udb)

163 Thanks Joe Buck, for reminding me to tune into the Thanksgiving game AFTER kickoff so I won't have to hear the "Message from Our Dear Leader"

I guess I'll miss another "historic" occasion

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2009 03:24 PM (sYxEE)

164
Field goal, which means Dallas can still win this with a touchdown. The Redskins deserve to lose this game. Too much luck thrown their way throughout this game and they keep shooting themselves in the feet every possession.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 03:25 PM (+FzLa)

165
it's the 4thQ, that means the Bills should be giving up their lead just aboooooooooout...


now.

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 22, 2009 03:25 PM (JY1gZ)

166 Thanks Joe Buck, for reminding me to tune into the Thanksgiving game AFTER kickoff so I won't have to hear the "Message from Our Dear Leader"

I guess I'll miss another "historic" occasion

First time the mother fucker admits there's something to be thankful for here.  Don't miss it!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:26 PM (I30wK)

167 Pittsburgh threatening to take the lead against a team that they should be beating like Michelle beats Barry.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:27 PM (I30wK)

168 How bad are the Lions?

Safety.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:30 PM (I30wK)

169 How bad are the Cowboys?

INT on 4th and 2.

Posted by: neoconblonde at November 22, 2009 03:33 PM (5HhWZ)

170
Romo just found his favorite receiver.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 03:34 PM (+FzLa)

171
Redskins score and this one is over.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 03:34 PM (djkiW)

172 End of the 3rd quarter and the Browns and Lions have a collective 750 yards in offense.  That equates to one defensive play executed.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:35 PM (I30wK)

173
Don't worry, the Redskins will find some way to lose this thing yet, I'm positive.

Too many gifts from the Cowboys, they havent capitalized on, the luck will run out.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 03:36 PM (+FzLa)

174 Chiefs 2 passes for 77 yards.  In the Shitsburgh red zone.  Down 7.  7 mins to go

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:37 PM (I30wK)

175
They know it too, they've all but given up the run. They are playing like they are down two touchdowns although they have the lead. They need to burn a lot of clock off here and score.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 03:40 PM (+FzLa)

176 Chiefs and Shitbags all tied.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:42 PM (I30wK)

177
HA HA HA HA!  HA HA HA HA!

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 03:42 PM (djkiW)

178
I swear this game is gonna kill me before its over. Heres wear the Skins go down.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 03:43 PM (+FzLa)

179 I should add that I'm pissed Mike Bell is kicking ass while on the bench as well. . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 03:44 PM (I3Udb)

180 Dallas vs Washington used to mean well-played football. Not anymore, obviously.

Posted by: neoconblonde at November 22, 2009 03:44 PM (5HhWZ)

181 C'mon Chiefs!  I believe!

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 03:47 PM (I3Udb)

182 Both my teams are suckin' today, the 'Hawks and the Boys.  Lucky that Suisin missed that kick, there's still a chance.  C'mon, Cowboys!

The Colts/Ravens game has been a good 'un.

Posted by: TheresaD at November 22, 2009 03:47 PM (iGCmo)

183 Dallas vs Washington used to mean well-played football. Not anymore, obviously.

Posted by: neoconblonde at November 22, 2009 03:44 PM (5HhWZ)





Washingtons playing adequate defense, but thats about it. The Cowboys are just lucky their offense sucks as bad as it does or this would be a blowout.

If the Boys do manage to make the playoffs, they are one and done.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 03:48 PM (+FzLa)

184 Steelers-Chiefs and Falcons-Giants are good games.  Then there's the Toilet Bowl.  Other than that this week sucks, so far.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:48 PM (I30wK)

185 The Colts/Ravens game has been a good 'un.

Forgot that one.  That should not be a good game, but it is.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:49 PM (I30wK)

186 2:17 to go Kc with the ball.  Go you shitbags!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:50 PM (I30wK)

187
And then I open my big mouth and Washington lays down on defense. This is where it ends folks.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 03:50 PM (+FzLa)

188 The best assessment of Jay Cutler came from Stan on South Park: "You kinda suck but my dad says you might be good some day."

Posted by: FireHorse at November 22, 2009 03:52 PM (Vl5GH)

189
Yep. And Zorn being the master play caller he is always manages to end up towards the end of the game with one or no time outs

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 03:53 PM (+FzLa)

190
Blitz Campbell every down and make him beat you.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 03:54 PM (djkiW)

191 Blitz Campbell every down and make him beat you.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 03:54 PM (djkiW)





Its not hard to tackle a bird fountain.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 03:55 PM (+FzLa)

192 KC sacks Pig Pen.  2nd and 14.  Then they get an illegal contact.  1st and 5.  Fuckwads

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:55 PM (I30wK)

193 Browns threatening to fumble in the Red Zone.  Down 2. 6 mins to go

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 03:57 PM (I30wK)

194 Browns score! Browns score! Browns score!

Yeah.  Nobody gives a shit. 36-31 Clowns. 5:45 to go

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 04:00 PM (I30wK)

195 Gonzo!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 04:01 PM (I3Udb)

196
Interception.  Oh my.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 04:02 PM (djkiW)

197 KC and Pit going to OT.  Heh.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 04:03 PM (I30wK)

198 The Cowboys/Skins game is mercifully over. Jeebus that was a shitty game.

Posted by: koopy at November 22, 2009 04:03 PM (XllG0)

199 Interception.  Oh my.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 04:02 PM (djkiW)





Of course, how can it go any other way?

I could have set my watch by it.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 04:04 PM (+FzLa)

200 Feel sorry for Dreadskins-Tony Homo viewers--Falgons-Giants has been good, despite starting ugly for Ryan.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 04:05 PM (I3Udb)

201 Oh wait, 7 seconds left for the Cowboys to suck some more ass

Posted by: koopy at November 22, 2009 04:07 PM (XllG0)

202 There, now it's over. Let us never speak of that abomination again.

Posted by: koopy at November 22, 2009 04:09 PM (XllG0)

203 How 'bout dem Cowboys!

If suckitude was the mark of a great team, the Cowboys are awesome.   Sheesh.

Posted by: TheresaD at November 22, 2009 04:09 PM (iGCmo)

204
Charlie Batch?  Holy crap, what happened to Retardedburger?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 04:11 PM (djkiW)

205
To the Redskins credit if somebody would have told me yesterday that the Skins would shut the Boys out for three and a half quarters at home and be leading in the fourth, I would have told them to stop smoking crack.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 04:11 PM (+FzLa)

206 Looks like KC is gonna upset Pitt.

Posted by: koopy at November 22, 2009 04:16 PM (XllG0)

207
Stillers are gonna lose this game.  Good.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 04:16 PM (djkiW)

208 205
To the Redskins credit if somebody would have told me yesterday that the Skins would shut the Boys out for three and a half quarters at home and be leading in the fourth, I would have told them to stop smoking crack

Yeah, they should have won.

Posted by: koopy at November 22, 2009 04:17 PM (XllG0)

209
The Asslanta Foul-cans are getting ready to lose

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 04:17 PM (+FzLa)

210 Chieeeeeefffffffss!

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 04:18 PM (I3Udb)

211 Sure looks like a crazy endgame afoot in Detroit!

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 04:23 PM (I3Udb)

212
heh, OT in Detroit. If this game ends in a tie, I will seriously lol.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 04:25 PM (+FzLa)

213
Nevermind, I was looking at NFL gamecenter, which totally sucks by the way.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 04:26 PM (+FzLa)

214

Hello boys (and girls??)

Colts win. Stealers lose (in OT). Shaping up to be a fine day. A fine day indeed.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 04:26 PM (/Q608)

215
Well its official now. The Browns are the worst team in the league. However Detroit is still the worse city in the nation so at least Cleveland does have that going for it.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 04:28 PM (+FzLa)

216 MATTHEW STAFFORD FOR PRESIDENT!!!1!1!

Posted by: RJ at November 22, 2009 04:29 PM (ADbI4)

217 Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 04:26 PM (/Q60
--Although I'm not a Colts fam, I want them to win so they'l lock up HFA and then all the fantasy players in my leagues with Manning, Addai and Wayne can go down in flames.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 04:31 PM (I3Udb)

218 I despise the Ravens and loved watching them go down but at some point they (Colts) need to lose to take the pressure off. This is not a 10-0 teams. They have squeaked by their last five games. It's almost ridiculous at this point. They cannot go undefeated and I fear that if they don't lose before the playoffs, they will get bounced their first game in.

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 04:35 PM (/Q608)

219 To the one dude in the USA in that 16 team league in Suburban Detroit who started Stafford on your fantasy team, my hat's off to you.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 04:41 PM (I3Udb)

220
How's your head, Lacey?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 04:42 PM (djkiW)

221 Shiteous! I blame you and Blazer for that DRINK nonsense

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 04:48 PM (/Q608)

222
You should know better than to listen to a couple of morons.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 04:50 PM (djkiW)

223

I know, I know. I am not usually susceptible to peer pressure. Last night got the better of me. I look like a pale pasty person that hasn't seen the light of day in three days. In other words, a New Moon fan that spent the weekend watching the movie on repeat.

How's yours?

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 04:57 PM (/Q608)

224

To the one dude in the USA in that 16 team league in Suburban Detroit who started Stafford on your fantasy team, my hat's off to you.

That would have been 42 points in my league. At least I got 32 from Favre.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at November 22, 2009 05:00 PM (HF2US)

225
last week Rex Ryan was crying

after today maybe Rex Ryan should be put on suicide watch


Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 22, 2009 05:00 PM (tMSKg)

226 At least I got 32 from Favre.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at November 22, 2009 05:00 PM (HF2US)

--Schaub had better kick ass tomorrow or I'll go ballistic for benhing Favre.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 05:13 PM (I3Udb)

227 Broncos put Orton in

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 05:17 PM (JL3qV)

228 1st n goal

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 05:17 PM (JL3qV)

229 you know it's pretty bad when you're the backup, and you get yanked for the guy that's hurt

and then we fumble inside the 5

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 05:19 PM (JL3qV)

230 Yeah, they should have won.

Posted by: koopy at November 22, 2009 04:17 PM (XllG0)


Then they should have missed one less field goal than the Cowboys.

Posted by: catmman at November 22, 2009 05:23 PM (BCSpK)

231
go for it, Bill!!!


Posted by: a.k.a. at November 22, 2009 05:26 PM (tMSKg)

232
Field goals are for pussies.

Posted by: a.k.a. at November 22, 2009 05:26 PM (tMSKg)

233 I realize that dallas won - but if ever there was a game where neither team deserved to win - that was one.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 22, 2009 05:30 PM (V9SYy)

234 The Cowgirls aren't going anywhere this year.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 22, 2009 05:31 PM (muUqs)

235 Shiteous! I blame you and Blazer for that DRINK nonsense

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 04:48 PM (/Q60






Well Lacey, you did good. We didn't get you so drunk that you started posting nude pics of yourself, so epic fail on our parts.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 05:33 PM (+FzLa)

236
fuck me

seriously?

Posted by: a.k.a. at November 22, 2009 05:39 PM (tMSKg)

237
We didn't get you so drunk that you started posting nude pics of yourself, so epic fail on our parts.

Yeah, very much a boobfail.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 05:46 PM (djkiW)

238 Is anyone watching the Concy-Raiders game?  Why have Bernard Scott's stats not changed for several minutes?

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 05:49 PM (I3Udb)

239
All I'm getting is NE/Jets, which is a shit game.  Think it's time to watch some Sopranos.  Already cleaned the bathroom during the boys/skins game.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 05:51 PM (djkiW)

240
...the fuck?

Posted by: a.k.a. at November 22, 2009 05:51 PM (tMSKg)

241

As a steeler fan, I demand the public execution of our special teams coach immediately.

Followed by a barbeque and some beer.

Fucking shitbag.  4 kickoffs returned for TDs in 10 weeks of football.  HOW MUCH CAN YOU SUCK??? FUCKER!

Posted by: tangonine at November 22, 2009 05:52 PM (C8Pcc)

242
I still enjoy watching The Sopranos. I think I have seen the entire series twice, so far. Some episodes I've seen three times.

But I need to be eating while I watch, though. Food, especially italian food, makes The Sopranos 42% better.




Posted by: a.k.a. at November 22, 2009 05:55 PM (tMSKg)

243 And the Rams still suck. Yea, good decision there, Rams. Bulger is clearly the better quarterback than Kurt Warner. Brilliant. And by brilliant, I mean... way to have your head so far up your ass you can smell your own colon.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 22, 2009 05:55 PM (V9SYy)

244

But I need to be eating while I watch, though

That's hilarious, I'm the same way.  I think it's from doing watch parties with eye-talian food on sundays when it ran.  Watching s2 right now with some cacciatore.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 05:59 PM (djkiW)

245
Doesn't the food taste better, DS?

I'm serious.

I think they call it...

synergy.

Italian Food + The Sopranos =

It's science.


Posted by: a.k.a. at November 22, 2009 06:03 PM (tMSKg)

246 We have Vince Young coming to town tomorrow night. Half the stadium will be cheering Young, the other half the Texans. But we will ALL be giving the finger to Bud Adams.

Posted by: Conservative1st at November 22, 2009 06:04 PM (iTe8G)

247 Yay, Scott is back in.  They're rotating like crazy, the Bengals. . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2009 06:05 PM (I3Udb)

248

So when you're a Browns fan does that mean you should eat a shit sandwhich during their games?

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 06:06 PM (/Q608)

249 broncos plumbing new depths of suck

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 06:17 PM (JL3qV)

250 hey Jones, sorry, reality called for the Broncs

Posted by: Frank G at November 22, 2009 06:22 PM (I+To0)

251
College talk:  fat arrogant asshole Charlie Weis refuses to resign.  Love it. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 06:27 PM (djkiW)

252

So when you're a Browns fan does that mean you should eat a shit sandwhich during their games?

Milkbones baby - and with this economy, it really is dinner.

Posted by: The Dog Pound at November 22, 2009 06:32 PM (V9SYy)

253 no shit

leaving injured qb in the game- a losing effort

the guys in the booth have switched to goof-off mode- they know denver can't win


so- college basketball- I've heard good things

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 06:32 PM (JL3qV)

254 who the fuck hires a guy with no spleen who hasn't played in 3 years as the backup QB

Posted by: Jones at November 22, 2009 06:33 PM (JL3qV)

255

So when you're a Browns fan does that mean you should eat a shit sandwhich during their games?

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 06:06 PM (/Q60






Why not. The Browns will not only provide the shit and the bread, but they'll also hand feed it to you.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 06:36 PM (+FzLa)

256 To the Redskins credit if somebody would have told me yesterday that the Skins would shut the Boys out for three and a half quarters at home and be leading in the fourth, I would have told them to stop smoking crack

Yeah, they should have won.

If not for Zorn's brilliance, they would have lost by an even bigger margin

Posted by: Tim Geithner at November 22, 2009 06:41 PM (sYxEE)

257 Could somebody tabulating the FANTASY stats tell me how many points were created or saved today?

Posted by: Joe the Biden at November 22, 2009 06:43 PM (sYxEE)

258
I got my ass handed to me in the pick'em league.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 06:47 PM (djkiW)

259 FYI, Jimmy Johnson becomes first consecutive four time winner in the history of NASCAR.

Posted by: Methos at November 22, 2009 07:06 PM (CoDwG)

260 Holy shit, dem Raiders tied the Bengals, then Cincinnati fumbles the kickoff return with 27 seconds left!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2009 07:13 PM (sYxEE)

261 Janakowsky FG, barring some last minute big play, an upset over the Bengals

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2009 07:17 PM (sYxEE)

262
The Bungles are still the Bungles.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 07:19 PM (djkiW)

263 Raiders 20-17 over the Bengals

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2009 07:20 PM (sYxEE)

264 Prediction for tonight's Eagles-Bears game;

Keefums will attempt to push his True Love back over 50 percent by making snide references to Sarah Palin and "Going Rogue"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2009 07:23 PM (sYxEE)

265

The Mr. Goodwrench game?  As Oakland was kicking off to Cincinnati with 17 seconds left, the Sacramento CBS station jumped to the middle of a Mr. Goodwrench commercial, followed by that stupid Round Table spot where the Pizza Whisperer shoots frozen pizza crusts - while the kicked ball was in the air!  We missed the kick return and the first play before returning for the last play of the game. 

I want my money back!

Posted by: dave at November 22, 2009 07:26 PM (tVUAR)

266
Today's Winners

Vikings Right!
Cowboys Right!
Falcons (yes, the dog-killers will beat the G-Women :nods) Wrong!
Packers Right!
Lions Right!
Ravens Wrong!
Chiefs Right!
Saints Right!
Faguars Right!
Wife-Beaters Right!
Chargers Right!
Patriots Right!
Bears
Titans

Posted by: a.k.a. at November 22, 2009 07:29 PM (fFl1M)

267 *heh* spent the day playing golf, so I'm reading the predictions at the top of this thread while watching the highlights from the day... pretty damn funny. Talk about being spectacularly wrong.. hahahahaha

Posted by: Terry at November 22, 2009 08:12 PM (ddL+W)

268

yay!!  made it for the bears game!

will cutler play like a man or a romo?  that is the question

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 22, 2009 08:13 PM (ZxAmf)

269

"The Bungles are still the Bungles."

No. This was a classic let-down game. The Bengals are good, but not great - a great team wins a game like this.

Posted by: JEA at November 22, 2009 08:14 PM (cYzQF)

270

'Get your picks in before Jay Cutler starts throwing his.'

Ahahahahahaha, lolololol, teeheeteehee, hahahahaha

dick

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 22, 2009 08:15 PM (ZxAmf)

271
Blazer and Morgenholz called their shots.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 08:15 PM (djkiW)

272
Kickass, Big Pussy is about to get whacked.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 08:16 PM (djkiW)

273 you know, being a diehard cubs fan makes watching cutler throw 4-6 interceptions so much less painful than you would think

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 22, 2009 08:20 PM (ZxAmf)

274

faith hill in stompy boots

damn, i made a mess

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 22, 2009 08:23 PM (ZxAmf)

275 My picks to not totally suck,




That is all.



Posted by: toby928 at November 22, 2009 09:16 PM (PD1tk)

276 Who Dey!!

What a douchebag way to lose a game.  Bengals sucked today.  Deserved that L about a dozen ways.

Next two games at home.  Cleveland, then Detroit....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 09:37 PM (RgXpA)

277 Raiders Hot - Cowboys taking a nap... could get interesting on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Terry at November 22, 2009 10:15 PM (ddL+W)

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Posted by: links of london at November 22, 2009 11:47 PM (amVaT)

279 My Eagles won the retarded bowl ........Yeah !

Posted by: paranoid polly (now with a busted knee) at November 22, 2009 11:48 PM (r7Vc3)

Posted by: Supra Shoes at November 23, 2009 03:44 AM (cTSpm)

Posted by: mbtshoesbuy at November 23, 2009 06:27 AM (bNNim)

282 248

So when you're a Browns fan does that mean you should eat a shit sandwhich during their games?

Posted by: The Hangover II: The Chronicles of Lacey at November 22, 2009 06:06 PM (/Q60

Nah...we usually save that for after the fucking losses....

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