Oh, Why Not: Germany Has Bald Bears

Okay, so this is OLD (thanks Dave at GR), but it pinged my weird-shit-o-meter when I saw it. All the female bears in a German zoo have lost their fur.

Veterinarians are struggling to determine why the zoo's female spectacled bears have suddenly lost nearly all their fur, which is typically shaggy for both females and males of their species. There has been speculation that a genetic defect could be responsible, but beyond the obvious hair loss and its accompanying itchiness, no other symptoms have been noted in the affected bears.

We are not amused.

Gaah!!

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 03:00 AM

Comments

1 Really, though all the bears end up with a genetic defect? Are all the female bears from the same line? Should be checkin for infections to adrenal or thyroid glands.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 22, 2009 03:02 AM (Mi2wf)

2 Heavy metal poisoning. Shit like that.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 22, 2009 03:07 AM (Mi2wf)

3 Heavy metal poisoning? My money is on demonic possession.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 22, 2009 03:17 AM (H7Rlw)

4
Michelles not looking well these days... eh???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 22, 2009 03:21 AM (AlZQ+)

Looks like a simple case of mange to me.

http://tinyurl.com/bzsovs

Give them a sheep dip and they'll be OK.

Posted by: Speller at November 22, 2009 03:21 AM (7Ldd7)

6 Global Warming! Duh!

Posted by: Al Gore at November 22, 2009 03:22 AM (VMyjP)

That's not a German bear, that's my mother-in-law.

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at November 22, 2009 03:26 AM (BfN0x)

8 I think I know her....where did you say she was, again? Has she ever dated anyone anywhere else?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2009 03:27 AM (u+gbs)

9 Some chicks just shave that hair.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 22, 2009 03:27 AM (cMo6P)

10 Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!

Posted by: Hurricane Mikey at November 22, 2009 03:29 AM (TJoID)

11 Kinky!,, Too bad it doesn't have a ball sack to suck. OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012' (the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice) -It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barney Frank (D-Queen OF The World!!) at November 22, 2009 03:39 AM (BfN0x)

Your behind the curve report from BeckoningChasm: Heroes, Season 1.

Pretty good, and a nice emphasis on "honor" in the James Bowman sense. A definite sense of Right and Wrong. Interesting to see those gifted with extraordinary power, struggle with what they would do.

Makes me interested in season two, and that's pretty rare. Also, amkes me wonder how evil creatures like Reid, Pelosi and Obama would be portrayed in yer average anime.

[BANGS fists together] "I summon the power of MEDIA!" [Lots of lightening and noise that means nothing] "Yaaaarghg!"

Kill it with fire!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 22, 2009 03:46 AM (eNxMU)

13 I blame AoSHQ commenters.

Posted by: Iskandar at November 22, 2009 03:49 AM (u1pln)

Dear Diary,,

What a party! I'm at an all night smoker with Barney Frank and his boy-toy-friend. (Whew),, I've got a monster buzz, my tounge is swollen and it tastes like teh kitteh sh*t in my mouth, Oh,, allah is my a$$ sore and teh under-roos,, they are on teh backwards. Man oh man is Michelle gonna' smack me around but good when I get home,,. Good times! Good times indeed!

Til next time Dear Diary,

Barry

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at November 22, 2009 03:50 AM (BfN0x)

15 4
Michelles not looking well these days... eh???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 22, 2009 03:21 AM (AlZQ+)

RACIST!

Posted by: Charles Jhonson at November 22, 2009 03:51 AM (H7Rlw)

16 going domestic like a hog. put it back in the wild and it would go feral and regrow the fur.

/my wag

Posted by: pc at November 22, 2009 03:56 AM (crDIp)

17 What's the big deal?

I love bald bears!

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 22, 2009 03:59 AM (I3Udb)

18

#17

I lol'd

Posted by: hobgoblin at November 22, 2009 04:05 AM (uEGS8)

19 "Doctor, those teenage Bonobos living next door with their raucous screaming, and bouncing off the walls is driving me insane, i wanna pull my hair out".

Posted by: willow at November 22, 2009 04:42 AM (1kwr2)

what , i went overboard waxing?

Posted by: willow at November 22, 2009 04:44 AM (1kwr2)

or you guys are always complaining we europeans Bears with our unshaved parts disturb you.

I am now american!

Posted by: willow at November 22, 2009 04:47 AM (1kwr2)

22 21

or you guys are always complaining we europeans Bears with our unshaved parts disturb you.

I am now american!

Willow, it looks like your're doing what I've been doing reading different blogs and threads tonight. Just sitting around talking to myself.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 22, 2009 04:56 AM (DhPr9)

23 I don't know how or why it happens but I definitely recommend my guy. Look at this head, you can't even tell it ever happened!

Posted by: Joe "plugs" Biden at November 22, 2009 05:12 AM (SSWdi)

24 Gah!
It's a reverse-werebear. It'll be turning human any minute now.

Posted by: CyclopsJack at November 22, 2009 05:20 AM (a4o2p)

iamnotan ,

right i can't sleep , am in such a foul mood,.but seeing this post helped me smile.

also maybe this is the time to make a line of beautiful bear couture. maybe it will become all the rage?

Posted by: willow at November 22, 2009 05:30 AM (GkYyh)

26 Well if you want old disturbing links...
Try the most disturbing music video mash-up ever, the
"Cooking by the Book" A Lil' Bigger Mix"

(You have to give it at least 22 seconds... trust me)
nsfw / language.

Posted by: wooga at November 22, 2009 05:55 AM (IhzyJ)

27 Terrific. Now this site is going to get spam links for Brazilian Wax for Bears.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 22, 2009 06:25 AM (+UhmW)

28 That zoo obviously got hold of some bad rabbits.

Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2009 06:33 AM (CDUiN)

29 Now this site is going to get spam links for Brazilian Wax for Bears. Posted by: NR Pax

I smell sponsor for the grand meet up.

Posted by: Iskandar at November 22, 2009 06:40 AM (u1pln)

30 Gabe, why were you googling "hairless" and "bare" at three AM?

Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2009 06:44 AM (xCBQ4)

31 The Germans are into all of that weird kinky stuff, you know like hairless bears.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 22, 2009 06:56 AM (Y50nj)

32 Will they go the Biden plugs route, join the Hair Club For Bears or embrace teh baldness?

Posted by: angry mob member #50352 at November 22, 2009 06:57 AM (fkgyi)

33 Don't think any peta types will be jumping into the enclosures to save the cute cuddly bears in Germany.

Posted by: JavaJoe at November 22, 2009 07:05 AM (Am6n/)

34 This is clearly one of the yao guai from Fallout 3 and yes, it must be killed with fire.

Posted by: MRI at November 22, 2009 07:05 AM (aVQo/)

35 Brazillian waxer-gone-amuck victim. This casts the story of Goldilocks in a whole new light.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 07:17 AM (QECjC)

36 I think I dated her once.

Yeah -- I wuz drunk on Val-U-Rite vodka.

Hey -- no laughing at this poor thing. She's damned hot compared with Helen Thomas, Babs Mikulski, the Hildebeest, Michelle the Kiingon War-Beyotch, etc., etc. At least the bear has no plans to destroy our economy with a socialistic takeover.

Posted by: demontjoie at November 22, 2009 07:26 AM (rQCNu)

37 So you're saying the Flying Monkeys were German?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 07:30 AM (QECjC)

38 I, for one, welcome our new Shaved Bear Overlords.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 07:32 AM (QECjC)

39 Good lord, it looks like somebody in a bad bear suit. And looks pretty pissed off too.

Posted by: joncelli at November 22, 2009 07:36 AM (Ko4Av)

40 A boss for GoW3?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 22, 2009 07:42 AM (otlXg)

41

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Tinian at November 22, 2009 07:46 AM (7+pP9)

42 @39: wouldn't YOU be pissed, if you woke up and found the zookeeper had done this to you?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 07:59 AM (QECjC)

43 Never totally understood the all the hairless thing. What's a little hair when you're bare? (or bear)

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 22, 2009 08:02 AM (DhPr9)

44 So David, and I know you're lurking. Why the fucked up attitude?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 22, 2009 08:14 AM (DhPr9)

45 So the guy says he wants a little fur for merkins. What's a merkin?

Posted by: The Bear at November 22, 2009 08:14 AM (QECjC)

46 44 So David, and I know you're lurking. Why the fucked up attitude? It's because I'm a self-made pile of shit. What's it to ya'?

Posted by: David Axelrod at November 22, 2009 08:17 AM (DhPr9)

47 We need to order this poor thing a full lace wig made from genuine one hundred percent remi-quality Indian and Chinese hair. They'll dress her right up!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 08:18 AM (QECjC)

48 This was just a shaving party gone wild at the annual zookeeper party with Oktoberfest leftovers. Plus, it got the zoo international media attention and probably stimulus funding for research into balding bears.

Posted by: CDR M at November 22, 2009 08:18 AM (cvmTR)

49 From Bear to Bare in mere minutes!

Posted by: lacebrazilianwax at November 22, 2009 08:20 AM (NylMi)

50 Finally, proof. Evolution's long-missing link.

Posted by: Koblog at November 22, 2009 08:23 AM (+BQd9)

51 I'd agree with the Global warming aspect of it... First you have a single Polar Bear sitting on a narrow shaft of an iceburg as a photo op, and now this- Al Gore is going to be ALL up in this.

Posted by: Mark in OK at November 22, 2009 08:24 AM (5gEs6)

52 singing The Bare Necessities

Posted by: m, baloo the bear at November 22, 2009 08:25 AM (1kwr2)

53 49 From Bear to Bare in mere minutes!
So what do you do with a bare bear? Oh yeah.

Posted by: Dr. Zeuss at November 22, 2009 08:25 AM (DhPr9)

54 It's Booosh's fault!!!!11!!!

Posted by: April at November 22, 2009 08:27 AM (Fsikq)

So what do you do with a bare bear? Oh yeah.

So are they going to give the bare bear hair?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 22, 2009 08:32 AM (DhPr9)

This zoo have bald beavers too?

Posted by: Mr Shout Out at November 22, 2009 08:32 AM (eu7/X)

57 having trouble with that unsightly rugged beard ? if we can do this for this bear imagine what i can do for you.

Posted by: braun.com at November 22, 2009 08:33 AM (1kwr2)

58 Nair in the Head & Shoulders bottle -- 'nuff said.

Posted by: Uffdaphil at November 22, 2009 08:34 AM (Tb3+f)

59 How emBEARrassing! Why could I not resist typing that?

Posted by: Hongqi at November 22, 2009 08:36 AM (+WuMm)

So are they going to give the bare bear hair?

The Germans will give the bare bear hair, they swear.

Posted by: Dr. Zuess at November 22, 2009 08:38 AM (DhPr9)

61 The Beavers at the San Diego Zoo are bald Mr Shout Out.
Well the three I saw were but that's kinda' the way Cali rolls.

Posted by: Beto at November 22, 2009 08:38 AM (+CLh/)

62 Needs plugs.

Posted by: Greasy Joe at November 22, 2009 08:42 AM (EL+OC)

63 It's that bastard Roosevelt! He won't rest while there's a single bear left unwaxed!

Posted by: Grover Cleveland at November 22, 2009 08:46 AM (kWtRG)

64 If I was a zookeeper there I'd be looking for an adolescent male bear with a Wahl shaver and a bottle of sleeping pills under his bunk. Deductive reasoning, and all.

Posted by: Scott P at November 22, 2009 08:47 AM (jVK0o)

65 YouTube - Hair By The Cowsills Song Music

Posted by: Bear lamenting past hair days at November 22, 2009 08:47 AM (1kwr2)

66
is this a gay thread?

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 22, 2009 08:53 AM (hGfZu)

67 it stems from that famous German fetish for personal lowgeine. the zookeepers were probably bathing them twice a month and thinking it was excessive.

Posted by: Hun Stanke at November 22, 2009 08:56 AM (SBIko)

68 I think that it is only ONE bear.

Posted by: Jack at November 22, 2009 09:05 AM (bvDV5)

69 What's striking is how ugly things get without hair. Let that be a lesson to gals aiming for the prepubescent look... A bald beaver looks like a plucked chicken with 5:00 o'clock shadow, ladies.

Far better a neatly trimmed "welcome mat."

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 09:09 AM (QECjC)

70 The comments are funny, but that really is sad. Germany sucks.

Posted by: Sally Ann Cavanaugh at November 22, 2009 09:23 AM (VLYnh)

All the female bears in a German zoo have lost their fur.

They're Brazilian.

Posted by: The Boobie Watcher (rdb) at November 22, 2009 09:25 AM (sqbLL)

72 Global warming did it. We have the data to prove it. And if we don't, we'll make it up.

Posted by: U of East Anglia CRU at November 22, 2009 09:29 AM (pGNeB)

This is clearly one of the yao guai from Fallout 3 and yes, it must be killed with fire.

My first thought as well. I lost about a month of my life last year playing Fallout 3, and my first death was at the hands of a Yao Guai that sneaked up on me near the Nuka Cola plant. Later in the game I was bemused, later in the game, to see a wasteland trader using a Yao Guai to pull his cart: apparently, they can be (partially) tamed. It was also fun to lure Yao Guais into throw-downs with Deathclaws. (The deathclaws usually won.)

Posted by: Monty at November 22, 2009 09:33 AM (L12sc)

Later in the game I was bemused, later in the game

Did I mention it was later in the game? Because it was later in the game. You know, because it might not have been clear from the context that it was later in the game.

Posted by: Monty at November 22, 2009 09:35 AM (L12sc)

I have bare-d my soul to you and all you do is bare-ly disguised mockery. Bear in mind that one of your kind likely caused my bare-ly disguised shame , i refuse to bear the brunt of this !I can barely hold my head up! I can't bear it! Keep in mind i am feeling loaaded for Bear.

i will bear witness against you all.....

Posted by: bear nekked at November 22, 2009 09:43 AM (1kwr2)

76 Another HildaBeast siting - this time in Deutschland.

Mein Gott !!

.

Posted by: Rokketmania at November 22, 2009 09:46 AM (9a5ev)

77 Seems early for Monty.
Must have bagged his hobo at dusk last night and got a good nights sleep .

Posted by: awkward davies at November 22, 2009 09:47 AM (wb68R)

78 Mony slept? i am jealous.

Posted by: willow at November 22, 2009 09:54 AM (1kwr2)

Must have bagged his hobo at dusk last night and got a good nights sleep .

I cannot fathom why I woke up so early this morning. 6:30AM, and bing! Wide-awake and wondering, "What the hell?" I thought my phone had rung or someone was beating on the door, but no -- my body just decided that sleep was for chumps, apparently. And since I didn't go to bed until midnight last night, I'm sure that the inevitable crash will come: probably around 3 or 4 this afternoon.

Posted by: Monty at November 22, 2009 09:56 AM (L12sc)

80 So is this conclusive proof of Global Balding?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 22, 2009 09:59 AM (l7Ql3)

81 I'd hit it.

Posted by: barry 1200 at November 22, 2009 10:01 AM (BBW7z)

it might bear a resemblance to it , from the right media.

So is this conclusive proof of Global Balding?

Posted by: willow at November 22, 2009 10:01 AM (1kwr2)

Must have bagged his hobo at dusk last night and got a good nights sleep

This why I LIKE the time change. Hobo hunting starts earler, and you can filet the carcass on your deck in the early morning light.

Posted by: barry 1200 at November 22, 2009 10:04 AM (BBW7z)

Is this gonna be a future promo for the hair club?

Great idea. Sneak in, shave the bear, offer your product to help the animals "self esteem" for free. Ya can't buy press like that!

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 22, 2009 10:07 AM (BBW7z)

85 Knut likes his ladies sporting landing strips.

Posted by: knut the stoned, violent polar bear at November 22, 2009 10:08 AM (2qU2d)

willow at November 22, 2009 10:01 AM (1kwr2)

willow at November 22, 2009 05:30 AM (GkYyh)

i have a question. i always get these two hash's , yesterday i had another for a short time.

i've also seen others with my first hash, why is that?

Posted by: willow at November 22, 2009 10:10 AM (1kwr2)

87 Pelosicare!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 10:13 AM (erIg9)

88

Bald bear, I'm real happy for you and imma let you finish, but Yoda was one of the best bald freaky ass creatures ever. Of All Time !

Posted by: Kanye West at November 22, 2009 10:14 AM (+FzLa)

Uncle, cruel, i had almost been able to forget it for a couple of hours.

i suppose we should feel grateful they won't be carting our husbands and adult children off to prison.

although i am wondering what is done about those that have been unemployed for a few mths, so go into default?

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Posted by: favorite4u.com at November 22, 2009 10:29 AM (O2sZu)

Don't think any peta types will be jumping into the enclosures to save the cute cuddly bears in Germany.
No more takeout for Knut? But they said Knut could get takeout any time Knut wanted if Knut stopped doin' junk. Knut needs Knut's Greens, assholes!!! Where's Knut's warden?! Where is he?!!!

Posted by: knut the stoned, violent polar bear at November 22, 2009 10:32 AM (2qU2d)

92 I hear that those bears have Government Sponsored health care coverage?

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94 Global warming is THE ONLY EXPLANATION. THE ONLY ONE.

Posted by: Sir Elliot at November 22, 2009 10:39 AM (DUNS7)

95 If they don't support Obama's health care bill, they can't call themselves true black bears.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson, World-Renowned Authority on Who's a True Black Bear at November 22, 2009 10:39 AM (+AEJn)

96 66
is this a gay thread?

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 22, 2009 08:53 AM (hGfZu)

wasn't till now.

sorry, it was an easy slam, I took it.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 10:44 AM (erIg9)

97
good one, shecky

this is for you

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 22, 2009 10:48 AM (EgM+U)

98

Hey, I have an idea. Lets do something totally crazy here for a change and have an NFL thread. With cheerleader pics even.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 10:49 AM (+FzLa)

99 I wonder how long it takes before some enviro wienie claims that these bears went bald because of climate change.

Posted by: Hellrider at November 22, 2009 10:53 AM (nAnWB)

100
Hey, I have an idea. Lets do something totally crazy here for a change and have an NFL thread. With cheerleader pics even.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 10:49 AM (+FzLa)

WHOA take a step back you pseudo-southern boy, that there is crazy talk!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 22, 2009 10:53 AM (erIg9)

101

Anybody else getting Jeff Goldblum in The Fly vibe?

Posted by: KingShamus at November 22, 2009 10:53 AM (8n1j5)

102

They're evolving, bible thumpers, into a higher life form: ManBearPig.

Posted by: Jarles Chonshon at November 22, 2009 10:57 AM (2qU2d)

103
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Packers
Lions
Ravens
Chiefs
Saints
Faguars
Wife-Beaters
Chargers
Patriots
Bears
Titans

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 22, 2009 10:57 AM (EgM+U)

104
Yep, pretty sure the Boys are gonna beat the Skins like a bunch of red-headed step children today, but being the masochist I am, I will force myself to watch it and inflict pain upon myself.

Posted by: Blazer at November 22, 2009 11:00 AM (+FzLa)

105 What's the prob?

Posted by: Andi "Bear Plugger" Sullivan at November 22, 2009 11:03 AM (UNDmA)

106 I feel so sorry for the poor bear. He looks really unhappy and possibly depressed.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 22, 2009 11:04 AM (UScFS)

107

Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Seriously though, this demands more research. This could stretch way beyond the bear species. I suggest everyone choose and animal and google "bare ________ ". I'll start from the next animal after bear in my animal encyclopedia....beaver. I'll be back later with my search results. I might be a while...

Posted by: MostlyRight at November 22, 2009 11:04 AM (JLpuP)

108 This "Bear Gap" with the Germans must be plugged.

Posted by: Barak Obama at November 22, 2009 11:05 AM (UNDmA)

109

FUZZY WUZZY WAS A BEAR

FUZZY HAD NO HAIR

FUZZY WUZZY WASN'T FUZZY

WAS HE?

Posted by: gus at November 22, 2009 11:09 AM (Vqruj)

110

Just a decade ago it all looked so different. President Bush�in one of history�s great miscalculations�believed that the world stood on the verge of a new American century. In fact, the opposite was the case. The defeat of the Soviet Union flattered only to deceive and mislead. In a world increasingly defined by the rise of the developing countries, most notably China, the United States was, in fact, in relative decline. It took the global financial crisis to begin to convince the U.S. that it could no longer take its global supremacy for granted. This dawning realisation has come desperately late in the day. Even now most of the country remains in denial. Never has a great power been less prepared or equipped to face its own decline.

Fortunately, in Barack Obama the nation has a president that possesses a rare characteristic for that office, humility. He has made it clear from the outset that the U.S. cannot run the world on its own but only in co-operation with others. In Beijing he welcomed China�s rise as a positive and sought a relationship of partnership with it. But as with the US financial crisis, Obama is making it up as he goes along. Like the rest of the ruling elite, he finds himself ambushed by American decline, a situation that his administration was entirely unprepared for. Those who criticised his performance in Beijing as being too weak are not even at the starting line: they refuse to face up to the reality of a fundamental shift in the balance of power with China

America must learn to Bow. @HA

*&%$@! really ! it's almost as if the bastid, doesn't want to regain our strength

Posted by: willow at November 22, 2009 11:13 AM (1kwr2)

111 #17 best comment of the day!

Posted by: Grover at November 22, 2009 11:18 AM (cwK4+)

112 Fuzzie Wuzzie was a bear,
Fuzzie Wuzzie had no hair,
Fuzzie Wuzziewasn't fuzzy,
Was he?

Posted by: Flavius Julius at November 22, 2009 11:20 AM (kKP5O)

113 So Obama's half-brother is going bald?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 22, 2009 11:22 AM (l7Ql3)

114 Didn't I see an Orc riding one of these things in Return of The King?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 11:22 AM (QECjC)

115 This is a situation where lace wigs can do a great deal of good.

CD keys not so much.

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2009 11:27 AM (Bmk3r)

116 Didn't I see an Orc riding one of these things in Return of The King?
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 22, 2009 11:22 AM (QECjC)

No I think that was in the Belmont?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 22, 2009 11:35 AM (UF00K)

117

It's...LA CHUPACABRA!!!

By the way Monty, how's the new job at the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.?

Posted by: gebrauchshund at November 22, 2009 11:40 AM (ZTGFz)

118 Dammit Ace, the new burka Barbie has hit the shelves.

I want more info on that so I can maybe find out where to purchase the put together rape rooms, the infidel dolls (carving knife included) and the SUV that Ken uses to slowly drive over the infidels legs, I hear they make a crackling/popping sound too!!!

Posted by: Drider at November 22, 2009 11:43 AM (aZn+0)

119 I thought this was about bears, what's Helen Thomas' picturing doing up there?

Posted by: ray at November 22, 2009 11:43 AM (9+P9E)

120 _{Whats with the tiny text on the other topics?}

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 22, 2009 11:43 AM (djkiW)

121 No post of the SNL skit that reams Obama?

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2009 11:48 AM (Bmk3r)

122 How does this story help my children?

Posted by: 48%er at November 22, 2009 11:49 AM (QOE7k)

123

Odd, today's date strikes a bell. Wonder what it could be?

Posted by: HH at November 22, 2009 11:51 AM (+jvXp)

124 Odd, today's date strikes a bell. Wonder what it could be?

Posted by: HH at November 22, 2009 11:51 AM (+jvXp)

Marine Corps marksman day?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 22, 2009 11:53 AM (UF00K)

125

Very good, never. Very good.

Posted by: HH at November 22, 2009 11:54 AM (+jvXp)

126 It's global warming you idiots, Charles told me so!

Morons!

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No post of the SNL skit that reams Obama?

Not yet. Because I liked to be kissed when you have act of sex with me!

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and Goldilocks said, "Who's been waxing in my bed?"

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Must be a simple oversight.

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So what's with the no-Football threads? Been about a week.

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Must be a simple oversight.

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The "Steamer" Bowl ?

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I picked Cleveland in my confidence pool. Gotta represent for the AFC North.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 22, 2009 12:14 PM (I30wK)

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Um, well, we're trying to find out how this is possible, but it seems the score at half-time is minus 27 to minus 20.

Back to you, Terry.

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Both teams are -5 on turnovers.

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Well, as they say. If there wasn't a Football Thread, then someone would have to invent it.

Looks like that old (ahem) trueism is a fact.

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The skit is about a news conference involving Obama and the Chinese President, and a Chinese translator.

After initial remarks from Barry the Chinese dude speaks through the female translator. It starts out as the typical exchange of polite remarks and then changes to the Chinese guy basically asking "Why are you trying to f*ck me without even springing for dinner and a movie first?"

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2009 12:40 PM (Bmk3r)

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Since there is no video of the SNL skit anyone want to give a Cliff Notes?

Go to the Instapundit site directly, Mrs Compton:

Here's the direct link to the Instapundit version for those foreign dogs like me for whom the Man's official, NBC-version won't play "in your area".

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