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John Kerry's Daughter -- Busted

Police suspected she was DUI due to her high-beams being on in inappropriate situations. (NSFW explanation of high beams, here.)

Senator John Kerry's daughter, Alexandra Forbes Kerry, was arrested early this morning on suspicion of DUI ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

It went down in Hollywood at 12:40 AM. Alexandra, a 36-year-old film producer and director, was pulled over for a traffic stop, then arrested and booked at LAPD's Hollywood station. She was released at 5:25 AM.

Cops tell us Alexandra violated a traffic law which got their attention. They then conducted a field sobriety test and it appeared she was under the influence of an intoxicant. She was then placed under arrest. At that point, cops asked her to take a preliminary alcohol screening test in the field, but she refused.

Cops took her to the station and then conducted a formal blood alcohol test which showed a level of .06. Under California law, the legal limit is .08, but a driver can still be prosecuted -- even under a .08 reading -- if the vehicle is being operated unsafely due to alcohol.

Because she's a Democrat, she can expect her legal troubles to come without paparrazzi coverage and months-long smearing of her. She gets to live a human life, in other words.

Must be nice.

Posted by: Ace at 02:07 PM



Comments

1 Chuck Lugar's wife was also busted on DUI last night.

http://www.rollcall.com/news/40787-1.html

Posted by: enoxo at November 19, 2009 02:09 PM (+J6OV)

2 If I had that mom, I would drink myself into a coma.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 19, 2009 02:10 PM (SVIJA)

3 I really don't care, in that what a 36 year old woman does isn't particularly relevant to a discussion of her douchebag father.  I just wish that Palin's family and the Bush twins had been accorded the same courtesy.

Posted by: Holdfast at November 19, 2009 02:11 PM (Gzb30)

4 Is the AP going to "fact check" the police report?

Posted by: GarandFan at November 19, 2009 02:11 PM (ZQBnQ)

5 Well, at least she iwasn't so drunk that she remembered to make them take her in for the blood test so she has an extra hour to sober up in (which means she was almost certainly driving at 0.08 or higher).

At least this one didn't kill anyone.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 19, 2009 02:11 PM (tXPWk)

6
Alexandra Kerry for Senate!

She is now qualified by our standards -- wealthy, snobby, arrogant, drunkard, and has no shame.

Posted by: Massachusetts at November 19, 2009 02:11 PM (jVldi)

7 Isn't this the one with a fondness for for the flake?
I don't think it was her alcohol level they needed to be checking.

Posted by: Rocks at November 19, 2009 02:11 PM (Q1lie)

8 What about John?  Did he run the car off the road into a river yet, after a drunken party, drowning a girl?  Or his waiting for New Years?

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at November 19, 2009 02:12 PM (pU4D7)

9 its not like she got pregnant out of wedlock.

Posted by: johnny_p at November 19, 2009 02:13 PM (ldoxy)

10

"Alexandra, a 36-year-old film producer and director"

Really? That's pretty fuckin impressive, helluva career you got goin' there Ms Kerry! 36 and a film producer! A director too!

Count me as totally fuckin impressed.

Posted by: Sen. Rev. Dr. E Buzz at November 19, 2009 02:14 PM (dh7zu)

11 So was it her or was that Biden's daughter that got caught on video snorting the coke?  Hard to remember as the main news never covers these things.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 19, 2009 02:15 PM (DIYmd)

12

I'm busted too, morons!

(.)(.)

Posted by: Meeghan McCain at November 19, 2009 02:17 PM (2qU2d)

13 She is the daughter of Kerry and she is a Hollywood director and producer.  Big surprise.  Wonder why so much Loonywood is so biased with their propaganda?

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at November 19, 2009 02:17 PM (pU4D7)

14 due to her high-beams being on in inappropriate situations.


I saw what you did there.

Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2009 02:17 PM (l1Wlr)

15 If she is anything like her father I bet she gave them the 'do you know who I am' bit. 

Posted by: polynikes at November 19, 2009 02:17 PM (m2CN7)

16

Oh, and my high beams are always on!

Posted by: Meeghan McCain at November 19, 2009 02:17 PM (2qU2d)

17
WHY DIDN'T ACE ATTACH THIS NSFW PIC OF ALEXANDRA KERRY?

*warning: she looks exactly like John Kerry


Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 19, 2009 02:18 PM (jVldi)

18 That's not news, but, coming up next, an interview with Levi Johnson!

Posted by: MSM at November 19, 2009 02:19 PM (MMC8r)

19
ahhhh shit! I guess I should read Ace's posts instead of jut glancing at the titles.

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 19, 2009 02:19 PM (jVldi)

20

 If I had that stepmom and dad, I would drink myself into a coma.

Just a little fix....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 19, 2009 02:20 PM (ujg0T)

21 No "Gary Busey gutter hair" picture of her from booking?

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 19, 2009 02:20 PM (SVIJA)

22 Man, I bet Letterman has a killer Alexandra Kerry/Alex Rodriquez joke lined up for tonight!

Posted by: DrewM. at November 19, 2009 02:20 PM (FCWQb)

23 Clearly the police acted stupidly.

Posted by: Barry O-bow-ma at November 19, 2009 02:20 PM (6268o)

24 My God she's an ugly hag

Posted by: Mortis at November 19, 2009 02:20 PM (hA5JK)

25 hah...when I read "busted" "high beams" and "inappropriate", I knew the morons were going to have fun on this thread!! 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at November 19, 2009 02:21 PM (Jyuxh)

26 its not like she got pregnant out of wedlock.

That's a resume enhancer for Dems.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 19, 2009 02:22 PM (NtiET)

27 So was it her or was that Biden's daughter that got caught on video snorting the coke?  Hard to remember as the main news never covers these things.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 19, 2009 02:15 PM (DIYmd)


That's right. It was Ms. Biden who had the snow fetish. Alexandra is the horsey chick who hates bras.

Posted by: Rocks at November 19, 2009 02:22 PM (Q1lie)

28 She was immediately fed a bag of oats and trotted around the stable until sober.

Posted by: Obamuh! at November 19, 2009 02:22 PM (UlUtt)

29 No, honey, putting a bag over your face is SO my fetish. I just get off on it.

Please, don't take it off yet.

Posted by: Mortis at November 19, 2009 02:23 PM (hA5JK)

30 #3 Holdfast   The problem with Sarah's daughter is not that she got pregnant, it is the total ass-hole she got pregnant with.  What did she even see in that ass wipe cry baby?  Was she just drunk, or what?

She could have done  much better.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at November 19, 2009 02:25 PM (pU4D7)

31 Look like low beams.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 19, 2009 02:27 PM (muUqs)

32
This is very positive news for Alexandra and her father Jon.  It was only a DUI bust and she wasn't caught bopping Paris Hilton or dorking Charlie Sheen.  In the immortal words of Bean Ball Carville, "It's only about drunk driving."

Posted by: Fish at November 19, 2009 02:28 PM (6mfq0)

33 Her nipples protrude in a fashion reminiscient of Jen-Jiss Caan.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 19, 2009 02:30 PM (ujg0T)

34 http://tinyurl.com/chtrqr

Here is a picture of her boyfriend

Posted by: Mortis at November 19, 2009 02:30 PM (hA5JK)

35 due to her high-beams being on in inappropriate situations.

Looks like the popups thingies telling you the turkeys are done.  Take 'em out of the oven.

Posted by: CUS at November 19, 2009 02:31 PM (wOGfT)

36 I'd be a drunk too if Kerry was my father.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 19, 2009 02:31 PM (eESb/)

37 Helluva body of work she has at IMDB. One might almost suspect she was getting tossed crumbs of work for being the daughter of someone famous.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 19, 2009 02:31 PM (y0E9v)

38 80-minute drone of a statement from the Senator's office in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2009 02:33 PM (B+qrE)

39

Off Topic.

 

But I really haven't been p.o.'d in about thirty seconds. Can always count on Matthews to do it.  For racist fun, insert "black" every time you hear "white".  And O'Donnel?  I think she's still cross-eyed from teh beating Cheney gave her.  Go here, then get back to the high beam discussion.

http://tinyurl.com/ybxtydl

You're welcome.

Posted by: MikeB at November 19, 2009 02:34 PM (Rw/yc)

40 So she blew .02 under the limit, and got a DUI?

Sorry, but that's fucking bullshit. In this case, the police did act stupidly.


Posted by: schizuki at November 19, 2009 02:34 PM (A1XjQ)

41 One might almost suspect she was getting tossed crumbs of work for being the daughter of someone famous.

"The Hazards of Good Breeding"?   The equine jokes write themselves.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 19, 2009 02:34 PM (NtiET)

42 Thanks for the nip pick.  My keyboard thanks you for the regurgitated lunch food clogging the buttons.

Posted by: Blogluddite at November 19, 2009 02:35 PM (fDWFP)

43 #3 Hear Hear!

Posted by: Alex at November 19, 2009 02:36 PM (M/d1F)

44 @40, From the article

but a driver can still be prosecuted -- even under a .08 reading -- if the vehicle is being operated unsafely due to alcohol.


Posted by: Mike H at November 19, 2009 02:36 PM (LdYLm)

45 Wasn't there a study recently that compared alcohol impaired drivers (.08 is not drunk, just go ask a hobo) to elderly drivers. I think the net is you were much safer on the road around someone who had one too many then you were around older or inexperienced drivers.

Luckily I only drive a shopping cart so my frequent impaired status isn't likely to hurt a car/driver but other hobos better keep a sharp eye.

Posted by: Drew at November 19, 2009 02:38 PM (Ujq40)

46 I don't want to jump to any conclusions but those cops acted stupidly.

Posted by: Obama the Magnificent at November 19, 2009 02:38 PM (xxgag)

47 >>>Sorry, but that's fucking bullshit. In this case, the police did act stupidly.

Well what if she is showing signs of obvious impairment? The law is about impairment, not your blood level. the blood level is evidence of impairment, but there can be other evidence. Like swerving and blowing through red lights.

That said: Yeah, you're right.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2009 02:39 PM (TkYWo)

48 I'd hit it.

Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at November 19, 2009 02:40 PM (VmAoa)

49

Wow... 0.06 BAC is nothing.  Seriously, it is nothing.  Cops are starting to get ridiculous with the whole DUI thing.  In California the laws are complete bullshit.

Posted by: dan-O at November 19, 2009 02:41 PM (+9Rf8)

50

"The Hazards of Good Breeding"?   The equine jokes write themselves.

I could see some people hitting it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 19, 2009 02:42 PM (ujg0T)

51

Why all the long faces around here?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 19, 2009 02:42 PM (s2bW4)

52 I'd tap that.

Oh wait, I already did.

Posted by: Jon Carey at November 19, 2009 02:42 PM (ZtwUX)

53 Thanks for the nip pic... it's at the link I posted, but I did mean to explain I was making a joke about high beams anyway.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2009 02:42 PM (TkYWo)

54   48 I'd hit it.


I already have.

Posted by: The Ugly Stick at November 19, 2009 02:42 PM (muUqs)

55

Wow... 0.06 BAC is nothing.  Seriously, it is nothing.  Cops are starting to get ridiculous with the whole DUI thing.  In California the laws are complete bullshit.

Posted by: dan-O at November 19, 2009 02:41 PM (+9Rf

So true, considering Barney Frank blows at least that amount daily or possibly more. 

Posted by: Fish at November 19, 2009 02:43 PM (6mfq0)

56 Funnily enough, the photo of her cannes is from Cannes.

Just make sure you don't accidentally view the pictures of John Kerry from the Bonanohammick Film Festival.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at November 19, 2009 02:43 PM (j02xJ)

57 54 Nice.

Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at November 19, 2009 02:44 PM (VmAoa)

58
I'd hit it.

I already have.

Posted by: The Ugly Stick at November 19, 2009 02:42 PM (muUqs)

I watched Ugly Stick hit it!  It was truly ugly and nasty. 

Posted by: Fish at November 19, 2009 02:45 PM (6mfq0)

59 I anxiously await Andrew Sullivan's scathing expose of the Kerry family's uteri.

Posted by: Good Lt. at November 19, 2009 02:46 PM (jH17H)

60 #49 Dan O  Why?  They want to legalize pot now.  That will not be good for driving.  It is OK if they are siting in the car in the drive way and think they are going on a road trip to Vegas.  But actually driving? Not so much.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at November 19, 2009 02:47 PM (pU4D7)

61 I cannot believe there are not some tantalizing camera phone shots of her at Hollywood parties.

Posted by: Jean at November 19, 2009 02:47 PM (6Njk9)

62 @45

According to the only test I actually witnessed the data-gathering for, at the BAC for which you get automatically arrested, you're as much of a "drunk driver" as someone talking on a hands-free phone is. Drinking doesn't make you an above-average road hazard (like someone whose favorite song is on the radio, or someone who has to pee really bad) until you hit about .15, i.e., almost actually drunk.

But shush. People are fucking insane about this.

Posted by: oblig. at November 19, 2009 02:48 PM (aK/MY)

63

The other thing is that California barely differentiates between drunk driving and "buzzed" driving.  So in her case with .06 BAC, she will have all the same penalties as the guy who blows .24, the only difference being that she will have just 3 months of the lame schooling instead of 6. 

There are, in fact, idiot ads on billboards paid for by the state that say "BUZZED DRIVING IS DRUNK DRIVING".  Of course, this is simply idiotic.  I think it is a combination of the ridiculous influence of MADD and the pandering of California politicians, but whatever the reason, California DUI laws are absolutely ridiculous.

Posted by: dan-O at November 19, 2009 02:49 PM (+9Rf8)

64 Think of the shit storm that would ensue if this were one of Palin's daughters.

Posted by: jukin at November 19, 2009 02:49 PM (vkkNZ)

65

.06 at the scene might be b.s., but she failed the sobriety test and made them wait til they took her to the station, right?

So, 1) it was probably higher at the time she was driving, 2) she broke some law while driving and 3) she failed one test at the scene. Not necessarily b.s.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 19, 2009 02:49 PM (Be4xl)

66 <blockquote>Well what if she is showing signs of obvious impairment? The law is about impairment, not your blood level. the blood level is evidence of impairment, but there can be other evidence. Like swerving and blowing through red lights.

That said: Yeah, you're right. </blockquote>


"Unsafe" is always going to include "failure to maintain lane" and other bullshit, which really means "cop just made shit up."  And I have many cops in my family and am generally pro-law enforcement.


I theorized a while ago that Lefties, who don't mind if maniac copkillers go free, like DUI and other laws that cast a broad net and ensnare otherwise law-abiding people - I think they like it that plenty of good people have a "criminal record" in order to dissuade those same people from supporting anti-(real) crime measures with the charge of "hypocrite."




Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 19, 2009 02:49 PM (AlKlj)

67 I'd ride that like Seabiscuit.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2009 02:49 PM (TkYWo)

68 I don't know what the law is in Cali, but in NY, if you refuse to take a breathalizer on-site, they have to arrest you.


Posted by: grognard at November 19, 2009 02:50 PM (v0kvW)

69 Who is John Kerry again?

Posted by: Todd at November 19, 2009 02:50 PM (LLOGQ)

70

I theorized a while ago that Lefties, who don't mind if maniac copkillers go free, like DUI and other laws that cast a broad net and ensnare otherwise law-abiding people - I think they like it that plenty of good people have a "criminal record" in order to dissuade those same people from supporting anti-(real) crime measures with the charge of "hypocrite."

That certainly applies when sex is involved.

Posted by: Carrie Prejean at November 19, 2009 02:51 PM (ujg0T)

71 My brothers a cop and always told me that high-beams in traffic was almost always a dead give away for a drunk driver. So, when I drive drunk, I'm always at least very cognizant of my high beams. In fact, using high beams appropriately while driving drunk will completely throw a suspicious cop of your scent.

Posted by: JDW at November 19, 2009 02:53 PM (uw+0A)

72 In this case, the police did act stupidly.

Cop #1: Is that Alexa...Andrarandy...whatever-the-fuck Kerry? God, I hate that douchebag worse than the Arabs hate the Jews.
Cop #2: What did she ever do to you?
Cop #1: Not her, shit-weasel. Her old man. Fuck that guy!
Cop #2: So, what, did he bang your wife or something? Why the hard-on?
Cop #1: I can't even tell you, man. It's just that smug fucking face of his, you know? Like every preppy, private-school kid I knew growing up. Eating a catered lunch in some ivy-covered high-dollar caff while I'm out on the playground wolfing down olive-loaf and cheese.
Cop #2: Olive loaf? What the fuck is that?
Cop #1: This nasty sheep's-brains looking shit. My mom bought it instead of bologna because it was only like fifty cents. Nobody else would eat that shit.
Cop #2: So...you don't like John Kerry because your mom was cheap?
Cop #1: Fuck you, man. I'm pulling that bitch over for weaving. She's definitely weaving. And she's probably drunk.
Cop #2: All this shit just because your moms made you a bad sandwich when you were nine? Dude, you got issues. But yeah, Kerry is definitely a douchebag. Pull her ass over...I'll back you up.

Posted by: Monty at November 19, 2009 02:53 PM (4Pleu)

73

I'd ride that like Seabiscuit.

Here you go.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 19, 2009 02:53 PM (ujg0T)

74 She ought to be arrested just for wearing that dress in public.Blech.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 19, 2009 02:54 PM (kgP2R)

75 There used to be a video going around with this couple discussing having sex with a horse. Hilarious.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 19, 2009 02:57 PM (muUqs)

76

How ling till the arresting cop's tax records are on the internet?

 

Posted by: Barry Hussein at November 19, 2009 03:00 PM (3PqHz)

77 (NSFW explanation of high beams, here.)

Seeing that made me cringe, just like I cringed when Theismann's leg was broken on a MNF game.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 19, 2009 03:05 PM (jV9DU)

78 What?  You can get DUI for riding a horse?  Huh?  Oh.... that's not her vehicle.  My bad.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 19, 2009 03:05 PM (lhxhu)

79 I think the case is a non-starter. No way would I convict on less than the limit unless the cop had some good footage showing her in a diminished capacity while taking the sobriety test. It is a criminal charge, reasonable doubt still applies, and the prosecutor has got a big hill to climb trying to get 12 people to agree to punish her because she had a drink (max 2) and "flashed" her "headlights" inappropriately. So I doubt the DA of Liberales Angeles will waste political capital to try to burn a prominent Dem's daughter on an iffy case.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at November 19, 2009 03:07 PM (0q2P7)

80 The lib media is off trying to earn their Spewlitzer Award for the best Palin-bashing piece

Posted by: slade at November 19, 2009 03:07 PM (XsHAM)

81

I agree with what Mama AJ said. I know that all this drunk driving nonsense is getting a bit out of control, but in this case my bet is the cops acted appropriately. She obviously did something illegal in her driving and failed her field sobriety test. And, as others have said, by the time they got her to the station and had her take the breathalyzer test thered been time for her level to drop. So, shes probably guilty. That said, because she is a Democrat, and a Hollywood hack, she will be treated with kid gloves, receive a slap on the wrist, and be free to go and eventually maim or kill someone with her behavior.

 

But, I agree, I think people talking on cell phones are just as much a hazard on the road as drunk drivers. Unfortunately, in a lot of states the law for cell phone usage is a secondary offense so the police have to catch you doing something else illegal first to bust you on your cell phone usage. I dont know about where you live, but here in Washington State the law has had about zero effect on changing peoples behavior because of that.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 19, 2009 03:08 PM (RZ8pf)

82

OK and dammit why can't I see the picture of her high beams? Every time I click on any of the links (either Ace's or the ones in comments) I get an error message. Hopped over to FireFox and the same thing.

Now I'll never get the joke. Sob.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 19, 2009 03:10 PM (RZ8pf)

83

I would still hit Helen Thomas

Posted by: Todd at November 19, 2009 03:13 PM (LLOGQ)

84 I would still hit Helen Thomas

And then back up and hit her again?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 19, 2009 03:14 PM (NtiET)

85 See through black dress with 2 strategically placed red stars.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 19, 2009 03:16 PM (Be4xl)

86 she is surprisingly hot in a Lurch kind of way.  Then again, boobies are distracting and I don't often find flaw with a woman's face when she is displaying the fine rack to the world.  Wouldn't want to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Posted by: California Red at November 19, 2009 03:23 PM (7uWb8)

87

due to her high-beams being on in inappropriate situations.

Dudes...like, I don't get it.

Posted by: Megs Mac at November 19, 2009 03:24 PM (pr+up)

88 Why the long face?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 19, 2009 03:26 PM (w41GQ)

89 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!

Posted by: maddow's middle finger at November 19, 2009 03:28 PM (pr+up)

90 I worked with Alex Kerry about ten years ago and got to know her somewhat.  At the time I had no idea who her family was.  She was just Alex, a nice girl who kept to herself a great deal.

In a very liberal environment, surrounded by countless outspoken liberal douchebags, I never once heard her talk politics.  I don't know whether that meant she wasn't interested or merely kept such things to herself.

This was years before I knew anything about her douchebag father and before he ran for president.  I have almost no doubt whatsoever that she's a boilerplate liberal.  How could she not be?

But she was nice, and sweet, and I liked her very much.

Posted by: Kensington at November 19, 2009 03:29 PM (kSpSZ)

91 " She gets to live a human life, in other words.

Must be nice."

Aaaaah, c'mon, Ace, you could, too, if you wanted to. It ain't the paparazzi stopping you.

Posted by: notropis at November 19, 2009 03:30 PM (vyk9r)

92 PGIS,

Here ya go...try this.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 19, 2009 03:30 PM (lhxhu)

93 "If she is anything like her father I bet she gave them the 'do you know who I am' bit."

I can almost guarantee you that she didn't.  If anything, she always seemed a little embarrassed by the high profile of her family.

He is the douchebag, not her, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Kensington at November 19, 2009 03:37 PM (kSpSZ)

94

She handled this well. She can always make up some excuse why she didn't take the test onsite. Good luck trying to prove she metabolized more than .02 in the hour it took to get her to the station and blood test her. She may have, but you'll never get a prosecutor to waste his time trying.

Her long face doesn't bother me at all, and I'd love to see the look on her dad's face when he found out I was banging her.

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 19, 2009 03:54 PM (rplL3)

95 OMG IreneFingIrene, is that dress legal? And seriously, why are we all focused on her high beams when she obviously has some sort of breast deformation? Poor woman must drink to console herself.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 19, 2009 03:56 PM (RZ8pf)

96 She's not Teraaahzah's kid, she's the daughter of the woman Lurch ditched when she was no longer useful or young.

Posted by: Auspex at November 19, 2009 03:57 PM (GwdaI)

97 I worked with Alex Kerry about ten years ago

Posted by: Kensington at November 19, 2009 03:29 PM (kSpSZ)


At a riding school? Or a working ranch?

Posted by: Rocks at November 19, 2009 04:01 PM (Q1lie)

98 Bah. Until she kills someone, she's nothing. Poor breeding...

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Prince of Hellaquiddick Island at November 19, 2009 04:12 PM (pLTLS)

99 Good luck trying to prove she metabolized more than .02 in the hour it took to get her to the station and blood test her

True. My dad works where they process 'em in San Diego. Not only do they have to get her to the station, they have to find someone to draw her blood. That doesn't always happen instantaneously. They can be sitting for quite a while waiting for the nurse or phlebotomist. Plenty of time for your BAC to go down.

Posted by: pajama momma at November 19, 2009 04:17 PM (W2yhR)

100 Seems like she was pretty smart.  There's no legal obligation to take field sobriety or portable breath tests in the field in California.

In New York they really throw the book at you for refusing that shit.

Posted by: grognard at November 19, 2009 04:24 PM (v0kvW)

101 You know what would clip right on to those prominent + and - terminals? Just checking...

Posted by: Laptop-Battery at November 19, 2009 04:38 PM (/VEEI)

102 Wow, that TMZ photo of her sure shows her, uh, "star power."

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 19, 2009 05:04 PM (QECjC)

103

Oh, no. We've gotten the laptop-battery spammer all hot.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2009 05:12 PM (2qU2d)

104

What kills me, CC, is the number of times I've gone to IMDB looking for a photo of a secondary character or of a lesser TV show character and they don't have a photo of the actor but they've got seven photos of a nobody like Ms Kerry. (Although I'm willing to accept Kensington's comments as true.)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2009 05:15 PM (2qU2d)

105 Woah! I think I am in LOVE!

Posted by: Mr Ed at November 19, 2009 05:59 PM (g7J39)

106 Isn't this the "hamster" daughter from the 2004 Dem convention?

Posted by: sickinmass at November 19, 2009 06:11 PM (g7J39)

107 .06?  Sure, in theory they can still get a conviction, but I'd be surprised if the prosecutor decided to file charges.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 19, 2009 06:11 PM (XIXhw)

108

I thought Kos was the "hamster" daughter?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2009 06:24 PM (2qU2d)

Posted by: sickinmass at November 19, 2009 06:57 PM (g7J39)

110 For those wishing to conduct extensive research into Japanese high beams, this gallery will be relevant to your interests.

http://tinyurl.com/yc2kybt

Posted by: Flubber at November 19, 2009 08:21 PM (VL5if)

111 His daughter's initials are "AK"?  That's a subconscious thingy.

Posted by: RTH615 at November 19, 2009 10:37 PM (J94wL)

112

Thank you, sickinmass, for the Licorice the hamster story parody.

BTW, as Ms Kerry was appearing on stage at a political event, I guess that means we can viciously attack her as was done to the Palin children.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2009 11:01 PM (2qU2d)

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