Andrew Sullivan's Mixture of Weed, X, and Steroids Results in Super-Mutation Rendering Him Immune to Irony
Like the Flash. Lightning smashed through his window and mixed his various drugs just so.
This is only the second time in its nearly ten-year history that the Dish has gone silent. The reason now is the same as the reason then. When dealing with a delusional fantasist like Sarah Palin, it takes time to absorb and make sense of the various competing narratives that she tells about her life. There are so many fabrications and delusions in the book, mixed in with facts, that just making sense of it - and comparing it with objective reality as we know it, and the subjective reality she has previously provided - is a bewildering task. She is a deeply disturbed person which makes this work of fiction and fact all the more challenging to read. And the fact that she is now the leader of the Republican party and a potential presidential candidate, makes this process of deconstruction an important civil responsibility. We take this seriously as we always have. We want to be fair to her, and to her family, and to the innocent people she has brought into the spotlight. And we are not reporters. We are merely analysts trying to make sense of evidence already in the public domain, evidence that points in all sorts of directions, only one of which can be true. Since the Dish has tried to be rigorous and careful in analyzing Palin's unhinged grip on reality from the very beginning - specifically her fantastic story of her fifth pregnancy - we feel it's vital that we grapple with this new data as fairly and as rigorously as possible. That takes time to get right. And it is so complicated we simply cannot focus on anything else. There are only three of us.I suppose I can't do any better than he has done himself. Sarah Palin, with her tenuous grip on reality and tendency towards delusion, telling us about her "fantastical" fifth pregnancy. It is amusing that the self-proclaimed purveyor of the "most popular one-man blog on the internet" finishes by announcing "There are only three of us." Indeed.
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Incidentally... The other time "the Dish" went dark it was because The Atlantic's editors had told him to chill out on his nuttery about a faked pregnancy, and he got himself into a little snit about it and protested by taking a few days off. Either that or his editors told him to take a few days off and get his head on straight.
This is only the second time in its nearly ten-year history that the Dish has gone silent. The reason now is the same as the reason then. When dealing with a delusional fantasist like Sarah Palin, it takes time to absorb and make sense of the various competing narratives that she tells about her life.... seems to be a bit misleading about the cause for "the Dish" going dark. Seems to not really get across the point "I was told to cool it and take a few days off to reconsider my lunatic mindthoughts and soulpatterns." Dial M for Maternity: I originally passed on linking this funny Iowahawk piece because I thought it was a little too mean and edgy. But this lunatic deserves it. Something Else Odd: Andrew Sullivan is the only blogger I'm aware of who has had guest-bloggers post about his own lunacy, engaging in apologism for that lunacy, basically saying something like "Well, you have to admit, he's a brave and candid man to reveal his psychological defects in such a public forum," and then the only blogger who then thanked that guest-blogger for handling his obvious madness in such a kind-hearted manner. Anyone else know of a blogger whose guest bloggers come in to say "Please excuse the insanity demonstrated by my host, he means well enough and he is, as far as we can tell, not a threat to himself or others"? Gotta be a first, right? And yet here s/he is squawking about Palin's "unhinged grip on reality" (nice wordsmithing there, by the way: Don't you hate it when your grip becomes unhinged? I hate when my grip comes off its hinges). And of course also engaging in extraordinarily tasteless, oblivious self-revelations about his/her twisted psychology. I have never in my life heard a man/woman rant so angrily about a woman's vagina. Palin's vagina, in Andrew Sullivan's telling, is a member of the Bavarian Illuminati. They're all there -- the Bildergsbergers, the Medicis, the Pope and the Jesuits, the Ghost of Richard Milhouse Nixon, and, of course, Sarah Palin's genitalia. You would just think that a professional homosexual like himself would have the good sense to refrain from unhinged-grip (whatever) pronouncements like "it's the worst form of torture for interrogators to pretend to smear a suspect with fake menstrual blood" and "Sarah Palin's vagina is the font of all evil in the galaxy." Just, like, whoa, dude. Maybe better to keep that mask on, eh? Maybe better to be a little more self-aware, and self-protective, than to keep on with this too-much-information jihad against female genitalia. We get it. Girl parts are icky and apparently capable of well-nigh-superhuman levels of fecundity. They're just sort of low-brow and workin' class. Crude and boorish and devious things, these female genitals. We get it. Please stop. Please stop. Flashback: "I never stated anything about Palin's pregnancy and took her at her word." So claims Sullivan now in an email. But here is Dr. Sullivan, founder of Gynecologists Without Boundaries, on the suspected Tribble Sarah Palin. Let's add up three bits of data: 1. It is widely suggested that an element of sexual jealousy creeps in when liberal (and "conservative") women rip into Sarah Palin. 2. Liberals became enraged at Sarah Palin not due to any policy position (she is claimed to be an "extremist" based on... nothing) but because she dared to not merely criticize the left's messiah, but to openly ridicule him, doing, to liberals, the absolute unthinkable: Committing blasphemy without consequence. They never got over her ridicule of Obama, reminding him a mayor was like "a community organizer, but with actual responsibilities" or for snarking that Obama's "voyage of personal discovery went through the Oval Office." 3. Christopher Hitchens' uncontradicted assertion that Andrew Sullivan wants to "have Barack Obama's baby." If I remember right, he went on to emphasize: "I mean it, he wants to have Barack Obama's baby." Add those three data-points up and what we seem to have here is a man having a delusional love-affair with Barack Obama who perceives Sarah Palin as both a threat to his pretend "husband" as well as a source of painful sexual jealousy that she, unlike he, is the right gender to actually convert this pretend husband to real one. This isn't a Freudian slip -- this is the whole damn Freudian marina.
Comments
Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2009 04:32 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2009 04:32 PM (PQY7w)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 18, 2009 04:32 PM (AlKlj)
Posted by: Cahrles Jhonson at November 18, 2009 04:33 PM (Bn9v0)
Posted by: 141 Driver at November 18, 2009 04:34 PM (LEynS)
Eleven AP fact checkers + Andi as a trinity of despair - 1 x Charles Gibsons = #1 A+ Best seller
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2009 04:35 PM (DPM1U)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 18, 2009 04:35 PM (ZJ/un)
Posted by: joncelli at November 18, 2009 04:36 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2009 04:37 PM (DPM1U)
I wonder what names he actually gave to his testicles.
Well, actually, I'm more interested in the names Ace's readers will have for them.
Posted by: krakatoa at November 18, 2009 04:37 PM (hQbvm)
Did he really write that? Take the content aside for a moment, how can a magazine employ someone who writes that incoherently?
Posted by: Just Another Poster at November 18, 2009 04:37 PM (NgoAe)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 18, 2009 04:38 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 18, 2009 04:39 PM (SqAkN)
Qwinn
Posted by: Qwinn at November 18, 2009 04:39 PM (SxA2Q)
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Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 18, 2009 04:42 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Joseph Brown at November 18, 2009 04:42 PM (mumWu)
There is a silver lining here for Obama and the left - newest talking point for Universal Health Care: "Let me be clear, we need Universal Health Care so Andrew Sullivan can get the mental health care he so desperately needs." Then, just do a voice over with snippets of the comments above. I might even break down after hearing that delusional rant and go for it.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 18, 2009 04:43 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2009 04:43 PM (TkYWo)
Posted by: lauraw at November 18, 2009 04:43 PM (wo8H+)
Posted by: joncelli at November 18, 2009 04:44 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Joseph Brown at November 18, 2009 04:44 PM (mumWu)
Posted by: di butler at November 18, 2009 04:45 PM (S3xX1)
Palin has already struck back with some pithy comments about that on her face book page.
Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2009 04:45 PM (CDUiN)
"We take this seriously as we always have. We want to be fair to her, and to her family, and to the innocent people she has brought into the spotlight."
"Since the Dish has tried to be rigorous and careful in analyzing Palin's unhinged grip on reality from the very beginning - specifically her fantastic story of her fifth pregnancy"
One of those statements is not like the other.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 18, 2009 04:45 PM (SqAkN)
There is a silver lining here for Obama and the left - newest
talking point for Universal Health Care: "Let me be clear, we need
Universal Health Care so Andrew Sullivan can get the mental health care
he so desperately needs." Then, just do a voice over with snippets of
the comments above. I might even break down after hearing that
delusional rant and go for it.
Except that Sullivan is a British subject, and thus already eligible for "universal medical care". All he has to do is return home...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 18, 2009 04:46 PM (ZJ/un)
When you're dealing with a delusional fantatiost like President Turdmonkey you.... Fixed it for you, Andrew
Or like Andrew himself. Projection doesn't just happen at the theatre.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 18, 2009 04:46 PM (ujg0T)
The reason Sullivan is trying so hard to prove that the kid is not Palin's is because he is afraid that he's the father. The gay thing is also part of the coverup.
Dun dun Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
The abuse of children, though, that's not part of the coverup. He just likes that.
Posted by: Spade at November 18, 2009 04:47 PM (7WUru)
She is a deeply disturbed person which makes this work of fiction and fact all the more challenging to read.
And then...THREE SENTENCES LATER. THREE.
We want to be fair to her...
Hey, Andi...shut the hell up. You dimwitted hack. My three year old can hang thoughts together with more coherence and consistency.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 18, 2009 04:47 PM (B+qrE)
Except that Sullivan is a British subject, and thus already eligible for "universal medical care". All he has to do is return home...
When have the facts ever gotten in the way of the Obama Administration's spin?
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 18, 2009 04:47 PM (V9SYy)
And we are not reporters. We are merely analysts trying to make sense of evidence already in the public domain, evidence that points in all sorts of directions, only one of which can be true.
Let me help: All evidence points to you being an idiot.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 18, 2009 04:49 PM (V9SYy)
When have the facts ever gotten in the way of the Obama Administration's spin?
Good point.
It does make me wonder, though... is this wave of Sullivan's Obsession the payback for them getting him off the drug charge?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 18, 2009 04:50 PM (ZJ/un)
It does make me wonder, though... is this wave of Sullivan's Obsession the payback for them getting him off the drug charge?
Hmmmm, probably not. I get the sense Sullivan just hates Palin anyway and would do it with or without incentive.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 18, 2009 04:53 PM (V9SYy)
Sarah agrees to released her OB-GYN records, and Andi agrees to give the "story behind the story" about how his marijuana possession arrest got dropped on the behalf of Obama's Justice Department...
Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 18, 2009 04:53 PM (IQWiJ)
Damn. There's so much deep-fried crazy covered in a thick sauce of self-unawareness that I couldn't cover it all in one comment.
"delusional fantasist"? "subjective reality"? "unhinged grip on reality"?
Is Sullivan the only gay dude on the planet who doesn't own a mirror?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 18, 2009 04:54 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2009 04:55 PM (m2CN7)
If we don't focus on "winnable" candidates, we will be in serious danger of winning elections. "Winnable" candidates don't lead large movements, don't have huge crowds and never, ever make their opponents feel frightened and uncomfortable.
We need to stop this Palin lady before its too late.
Posted by: oLD gUY at November 18, 2009 04:55 PM (P/D33)
Posted by: FUBAR at November 18, 2009 04:55 PM (fstYb)
Looks like this one might be actionable, since they admitted to making it up.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at November 18, 2009 04:55 PM (IoUF1)
Posted by: Monty at November 18, 2009 04:56 PM (4Pleu)
Posted by: kansas at November 18, 2009 04:56 PM (mka2b)
Posted by: JWF at November 18, 2009 04:57 PM (29kbu)
So what is up with the "We"? shit? Has he gone to referring to himself as The Royals do?
Or is that just the number of dominant voices in his head?
Maybe it's the Beagles reading it, and him channeling them?
Why does anyone care? I've never understood why this prissy bitch is even collecting a paycheck. You can overhear his "column" for free, at nearly any coffee shop in San Francisco.
Posted by: Gromulin at November 18, 2009 04:58 PM (7FA9S)
"Andrew Sullivan's Mixture of Weed, X, and Steroids"
You know, most people I have run into who are into those things like Andi, are also so totally into getting married, being monogamous and living a clean life, like most white American married couples, who have kids, responsibilities, etc.
Good thing he wants that gay marriage stuff passed, it will make his life much better.
Posted by: Sen. Rev. Dr. E Buzz at November 18, 2009 04:58 PM (dh7zu)
Posted by: Zombie Andi at November 18, 2009 04:59 PM (yUybe)
joncelli -
"X" is the drug ecstasy.
Google it.
It's a touchy-feely drug.
It don't make people mean or violent, but I hear folks ought to be wary of long-term neurological effects.
I hear.
Posted by: Lewis at November 18, 2009 05:02 PM (Y3uPw)
Posted by: nickless at November 18, 2009 05:02 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Methos at November 18, 2009 05:03 PM (CoDwG)
Yup. That sounds about right. Publish it!
Posted by: Those Layers and Layers of Fact Checking at November 18, 2009 05:04 PM (4iIhs)
Posted by: toby928 at November 18, 2009 05:06 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 18, 2009 05:07 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Horatius at November 18, 2009 05:09 PM (sAxr4)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2009 05:09 PM (PQY7w)
Posted by: Stinky at November 18, 2009 05:09 PM (h1EJU)
Andy "Sybil" Sullivan.
1. Andy: Blog writer.
2. Andi: Frustrated, barren vixen wannbe.
3. Andee: Bughouse nutz gloryhole janitor.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 18, 2009 05:11 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Randy Andy Sullivan at November 18, 2009 05:11 PM (fstYb)
Posted by: Jim Treacher at November 18, 2009 05:12 PM (cvmgB)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 18, 2009 05:12 PM (hoowK)
Andrew Sullivan wants to splatchcock Sarah Palin.
Ann "The dirty libtard pirate whore" Althouse has the dope.
Posted by: Ichiro Suzuki at November 18, 2009 05:12 PM (P/q7X)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 18, 2009 05:12 PM (hoowK)
Andy is the "bottom." You might want to rethink that mental image....unless you are into that. NTTIAWWT. Strap-on manufacturers need work, too.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 18, 2009 05:15 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Bob Dole at November 18, 2009 05:15 PM (EzcbY)
We want to be, you see, but we can't. It's a flaw in our tiny, reptilian brains. We want to be fair to her in the same way we want to be thin, we want to eat healthy food, and we want to exercise more. In other words, "fairness" is one of those concepts that work better as abstract theory than as real-world effort.
We hate Sarah Palin's guts, to be bluntly honest. We do not delve too deeply into the reasons why this is so for fear of what we will find. Our hatred is primordial and inchoate, and arises directly from our chaotic id. We are gay, and on our moral compass true north points at the gayfolk -- more specifically, at us. We cannot conceive of a world in which gay issues are not the main focus and motivator of all things in life. Opposition to us cannot be principled; it must be result of animus or bias or pure Republican evil.
We wish to lead a life of excess and dissipation while at the same time posing as a squarejohn citizen who just happens to be gay. We do not wish to have our motives or more extreme behaviors criticized or indeed scrutinized too closely. We find this objectionable. Yet we experience no cognitive dissonance in applying a completely different set of standards when dealing with the terrible, horrible, blackly evil demon-spawn Sarah Palin. Cursed be her name!
And we use the twatty Royal plural to refer to ourselves because we are too precious for words.
Posted by: Monty at November 18, 2009 05:15 PM (4Pleu)
Posted by: Jim Treacher at November 18, 2009 05:12 PM (cvmgB)
I think we have a winner, but feel free to keep trying.
Hey Treacher. Your blog is getting lonely. I'll bet you could twit AND blog.
Posted by: Randy Andy Sullivan at November 18, 2009 05:16 PM (fstYb)
I think the phrase actually is "grip becomes unhinged", and perhaps refers to the uncurling of one's fingers, causing one to lose grasp of something--in that sense a metaphor. Probably from Merry Olde England.
My favorite quirky Middle English word that now means something slightly different is "lumber". It apparently originally meant the odds and ends you had left over at the end of a task--a lumber of yarn, lumber of buttons, lumber of wood, etc. Naturally, you threw the good pieces of wood in a place where you could use them later--"lumber yard". That's the etymology I heard once, at any rate. How that comports with "lumbering around" I don't know.
"Meat" is also a good one. I believe it used to mean only the vegetables/side dishes, then the entire meal (easy, because not everyone ate flesh every meal), then finally the animal product. Thus, we have in the Bible that John's "meat" was locusts and honey...
Posted by: Horatius at November 18, 2009 05:17 PM (sAxr4)
When dealing with a delusional fantasist like Sarah Palin, it takes time to absorb and make sense of the various competing narratives that she tells about her life.
Oh Teh Irony!
translation: "She makes me soooooo ca-razzyyyy, I can't stand it!"
btw, he loves adding the suffix -ist and -crat to a lot of words and applying them to people he hates.
Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 05:19 PM (z37MR)
Milky loads is one morally depraved, perverted, hateful, twisted old fruit. I would refer to him as a douchebag, but that would be insulting to douchebags (they do have a practical purpose after all...). What we are seeing in Andy's crazed and completely irrational hatred of Sarah Palin is likely a profoundly advanced case of AIDS related dementia. The effect of other STDs he may have could be a contributive factor. He's a blight on humanity. The sort of "human" that gives humans a bad name. I could go on, but I have to get back to work.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 18, 2009 05:19 PM (b68Df)
Posted by: Bosk at November 18, 2009 05:19 PM (pUO5u)
Posted by: TMF at November 18, 2009 05:21 PM (waaUg)
No. He's just mixing metaphors. One become unhinged, and one loses one's grip. He is simply putting them together in a nonsensical fashion.
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2009 05:24 PM (TkYWo)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 18, 2009 05:24 PM (ympAm)
Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 05:28 PM (z37MR)
Perhaps. At any rate, corrections are always welcome--at least I can count on something.
Posted by: Horatius at November 18, 2009 05:29 PM (sAxr4)
Posted by: Jim Treacher at November 18, 2009 05:12 PM (cvmgB)
THREADWINNER
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Wicked High Temps in the Core of the Earth at November 18, 2009 05:30 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: ParisParamus at November 18, 2009 05:31 PM (NPtVh)
A good marriage to another gay man will settle this guy Andi down, sure it will. That's what marriage has traditionally been for, really, to settle a man down so that he can create a family, but with a woman, in the white man American traditional Ozzie and Harriet sense.
But I tihnk Andi's idea is more like, well, get married so that one can do MORE drugs, have MORE sex, have a LOT MORE unprotected anal hammering going on, be all naughty and cheat on his husband, then make up, not have to cook, wear an apron around the house while sodomizing his husband/wife, of course have children, he is all about kids, all about them. In fact, some people have said, as well as some economists have said at one time, that his main reason for getting married to have more children, say, a few 17-18 year old black males...as his kids, children that he can hold and love.
Stuff like that. Like that professor or administrator guy from North Carolina, no, ah, the Prestigious DUKE UNIVERSITY....
"Duke University has fired an employee who faces federal child sex charges. Frank M. Lombard, 42, of 24 Indigo Creek Trail in Durham, was let go from his position as associate director of the Center for Health Policy at Duke, a spokesman said.
Duke Vice President for Public Affairs Michael Schoenfeld said Lombard was placed on unpaid leave at the time of his arrest June 24 and was fired Monday. Schoenfeld added that the university was cooperating with the investigation.
Lombard faces extradition to Washington, D.C., to face charges that he solicited an adult to have sex with his adopted 5-year-old child."
Posted by: Sen. Rev. Dr. E Buzz at November 18, 2009 05:32 PM (dh7zu)
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Everytime Sullivan is brought up, it should be noted he solicited unprotected sex when he knew he was HIV positive. He is the lowest of scum even if his political positions mirrored mine 100%.
Did not know that about the man. I didn't think it would be possible for my opinion of him to get any worse, but it just has. He's basically on the level of a grave robber or a child offender. IMHO his statements should be given the same sort of credibility that people would have give Jeffrey Dahmer's on any particular issue.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 18, 2009 05:34 PM (b68Df)
Posted by: stuiec at November 18, 2009 05:35 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Nick Danger at November 18, 2009 05:37 PM (0/qeW)
Posted by: Topsecretk9 at November 18, 2009 05:37 PM (MbyMv)
Posted by: Topsecretk9 at November 18, 2009 05:40 PM (MbyMv)
Posted by: Hugh Jasteroid at November 18, 2009 05:42 PM (lD4DZ)
ADDED: This is pure speculation, but I wonder if Palin has threatened to sue Sullivan for defamation.
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She should.
Posted by: Topsecretk9 at November 18, 2009 05:42 PM (MbyMv)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 18, 2009 05:50 PM (dQdrY)
Sarah Palin has the most powerful ladybits in the free world. That alone should win her the Presidency in my opinion. If she drives calm, sensible Andrew Sullivan (/sarc) this crazy, imagine what she would do to world leaders.
“Oh no, here come President Palin and her powerful ladybits, give her whatever she wants before it does something fantastical to us.”
“I heard that President Palin’s ladybits, in addition to giving birth to 5 children, are also capable of launching missiles.”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 18, 2009 05:51 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Gargamel at November 18, 2009 05:52 PM (1/E5i)
I think Ace is saying Andi is some sort of super hero. A deranged, leftist, sick super hero.
Let's compile a list of Andi's "powers" and "abilities."
--He's immune to irony, as Ace points out.
--He can shoot milky loads at his enemies, (but he inflicts this mostly upon his friends and acquaintances).
--He can bore enemies to death with his writing.
Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 05:53 PM (z37MR)
Krakatoa, I believe he gazes upon them mournfully, while weeping and repeating the words: "My ovaries...My ovaries..."
Posted by: right at November 18, 2009 05:54 PM (EquV1)
This isn't a Freudian slip -- this is the whole damn Freudian marina stockings and garters, bustier, feather boa, and sequined 8 inch platform heels.
FIFY
Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at November 18, 2009 06:00 PM (7Ldd7)
Posted by: right at November 18, 2009 06:04 PM (EquV1)
Posted by: lotocoti at November 18, 2009 06:07 PM (Oxj60)
Posted by: MDr at November 18, 2009 06:09 PM (ucq49)
To the insane man, all others are insane and he's the reasonable man in the room.
And oh.my.God! how did I miss that Iowahawk piece? It is NSFW! NS because the boss thought I was having respiratory distress because I was trying not to LOL.
Posted by: eringobragh at November 18, 2009 06:09 PM (XqEBL)
Is there anyone who can switch Sullivan's beagles with Ving Rhames's dogs? Just puttin' it out there.
Posted by: UGAdawg at November 18, 2009 06:10 PM (O4miG)
Posted by: Ambitious Drinker at November 18, 2009 06:10 PM (5tPx9)
Brilliant! I haven't seen writing as great as his since Obama or Julius Caesar.
Posted by: Che Pizza at November 18, 2009 06:12 PM (4iIhs)
Posted by: Mouse at November 18, 2009 06:24 PM (8QSSn)
Posted by: Bosk
I don't know how the world could handle that, but by God, that would be some Republican convention!
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 18, 2009 06:24 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front, Palin Faction at November 18, 2009 06:24 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Provisional Rodent Liberation Front, Pipers' death legion at November 18, 2009 06:26 PM (1O93r)
"3. Christopher Hitchens' uncontradicted assertion that Andrew Sullivan wants to "have Barack Obama's baby." If I remember right, he went on to emphasize: "I mean it, he wants to have Barack Obama's baby.""
Any chance at a cage match between Andy and Chrissy Matthews for that honor? They continually bitch-slap each other until one falls in a slobbering wet heap on the matt and the other gets carted off to The One's bed chambers.
I'd pay to watch the first part bitch-slap-fest). However, withholding any further hard-earned dollars until the labor and delivery show.
Posted by: drillanwr at November 18, 2009 06:26 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 18, 2009 06:28 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: drillanwr at November 18, 2009 06:28 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: Techie at November 18, 2009 06:29 PM (cxW4X)
You forgot sperm.
Probably got ahold of a bad load.
Posted by: Todd, the Sofa King at November 18, 2009 06:29 PM (hmHqH)
Earth to Atlantic: He's batshit crazy! I-N-S-A-N-E !
Posted by: Fresh Air at November 18, 2009 06:31 PM (uFqVv)
Posted by: Provisional Rodent Liberation Front, Pipers' death legion at November 18, 2009 06:26 PM (1O93r)
I'll tell you one thing: The tunnel rats are not going first on this one.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 18, 2009 06:39 PM (dQdrY)
Or I could just crush his entire body in my massive fist, squeezing him like a persimmon and tossing aside the dessicated husk. Either way, the poor catamite should refrain from publishing his vile rantings, until he is restored to sanity and the proper functioning of his generative parts.
Posted by: Grover Cleveland at November 18, 2009 06:39 PM (6yEzu)
Right?
Posted by: nickless at November 18, 2009 05:02 PM (MMC8r)
No apparently Andi thinks it's a "civil duty". Whatever the hell that is. What a wordsmith.
Posted by: Rocks at November 18, 2009 06:46 PM (cqSxb)
O/T, but loitering near the ballpark...
Did Iowahawk ever do a hit-piece on LGF since teh Banjo's meltdown?
Posted by: guy with a grudge at November 18, 2009 06:48 PM (Vz1WE)
Sarah Palin has the most powerful ladybits in the free world. That alone should win her the Presidency in my opinion. If she drives calm, sensible Andrew Sullivan (/sarc) this crazy, imagine what she would do to world leaders.
“Oh no, here come President Palin and her powerful ladybits, give her whatever she wants before it does something fantastical to us.”
“I heard that President Palin’s ladybits, in addition to giving birth to 5 children, are also capable of launching missiles.”
Speaks volumes about Todd...it takes one heckuva man to handle the world's most powerful ladybits.
Posted by: jas at November 18, 2009 06:51 PM (ZM2Bn)
He's halfway made the accusation before, so maybe its what he's aiming for. In his mind, its one thing or the other and its THE END OF THE LINE FOR SARAH PALIN.
Although worst case scenario either scenario, there's no big deal. In the insane "switcheroo" scenario, Mom has comitted no great sin. and in scenario b, The baby was not injured in the least by anything Palin did or failed to do.
He's left with a pro-life "thought crime".
But who could blame her for being ambivalent, even if that were the case? I would be, and think she'd be abnormal not to be.
People keep telling him to "do the math" - since a dual pregnancy is impossible using Trip's DOB, but then wild schemes about Trip months younger than claimed "because NOBODY saw him" (Lol)
Why doesn't he consider the unassailable, non-palin truth-telling ODDS? The chances of a Palin daughter conceiving a child with Trisomy 21 is about 1 in 2000. A woman Palin's age when trig was conceived? about 1 in 12
Posted by: SarahW at November 18, 2009 06:51 PM (CSrvi)
112 Rocks:
The word-mangling is a symptom of "venom overload" - poor little Andy's so busy pounding the keys and wiping spittle off the monitor that he can't communicate effectively.
On the other end of the word-smithing spectrum, kudos to Ace for logically expressing and properly conjugating a piece where "Andrew Sullivan" and "vagina" (someone else's, that is) can rationally co-exist.
Picture Andy running in fear as a giant hoo-hoo chases him through the streets growling "Feed me, Seymour !"
It gets me through my day.
Posted by: societyis2blame at November 18, 2009 06:55 PM (rPDD/)
Projection isn't just a river in Egypt.
Nice takedown, Ace. Sullivan remains The Goof all goofs aspire to be. And by The Goof, I mean reliably mockable, raving lunatic sane people avoid. His web presence should be cordoned off with "Danger: Trespass at your own risk" signs and disclaimers that his pathology could be contagious.
Thank you for entering the zone so we don't have to.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 18, 2009 06:56 PM (swuwV)
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Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2009 07:06 PM (P33XN)
"This isn't a Freudian slip -- this is the whole damn Freudian marina."
Oh. Oh. My sides hurt. Half a century of life and I've never heard that one before. Thanx! kbye.
Posted by: starboardhelm at November 18, 2009 07:26 PM (SgSfB)
I dunno, there's just been so many good posts. The' I love you Cecilia Lucas' and the amanda Marcotte ones were staggering.
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Posted by: Lou at November 18, 2009 07:45 PM (LLOGQ)
1.b (On *nix) Open /etc/hosts file.
2. Edit by inserting on a line by itself: 127.0.0.1 andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com
3. Save 'hosts' file and exit.
4. Reboot your system.
You have successfully applied one barrier to dementia. Enjoy it in good health.
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sullivan has obama's baby every morning when he has a shit.
it's that brown tapered thing in the bowl with bits of corn for eyes.
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Weird dude. Haven't met many homosexuals who weren't really weird.
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That's nothing - I shot a cop once! It was even on TV!
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@120
Agree completely. I thought the Covington Thurstenbrenner III (or whatever he's called) send-ups of Christopher Buckley, et al were great, but this one's the best. "I may have taken more balls to the chin than Minnie Monoso..." I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: aurelius at November 18, 2009 10:11 PM (5HhWZ)
Please?
Then when shariah law is declared in Londonistan, he can suffer the fate of all homosexuals under Islam and we will never have to read one of his loopy screeds again.
Posted by: SGT Dan at November 18, 2009 10:16 PM (ZP+gj)
Also-
I predict a big Sullivan turnaround on Palin. He's a complete hack who's made a career of furiously following conventional wisdom (Regan great in the 80's, Clinton great in the '90s until he should be impeached, invade Iraq '03, stop Bush the war criminal's surge in '06, love Obama and hate Palin '0
. His latest update begins the walkback, shockingly just as journo-DC is finding a new appreciation for Palin. By the time she wins a primary in 2012, Sullivan will have her as America's Thatcher.
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It's "fount," not font.
What the fuck am I paying for? Get your many acolytes to get off their lazy asses and start doing their jobs. Sullivan has only three people on his staff and he has divined the meaning of life in Sarah Palin's genitalia. You should be able to do just as well.
Posted by: NJConservative at November 18, 2009 11:16 PM (/Ywwg)
Andie, in addition to being an unhinged, mincing, idiotic, irrational, AIDS-demented fool, he has significant issues with his height. He had to "marry" a much taller man just to prove his virility. This guy is seriously nuts.
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"Where's the ovum in all this shit?" is in conversation between Obama's sperm cells Andy hears in his wet dreams turned nightmares.
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But what crime could you have committed that would have justified such a thing? What could you have possibly done to justify being made a laughing stock in such a way? If it is fate, karma, the will of the gods--have you wronged someone, caused them to become a laughing stock? Have you made somewhat else to become less than what they were? Now driven into acts of madness, have you perhaps helped drive someone else into madness? But if you have, how? By what means? And deliberately, or by negligence, or simple ruthlessness? What did you do Andrew? What did you do? What could you have possible done to cause such a calamity to befall yourself?
But of course, life is not a movie or a morality tale, and their may be no such thing as cosmic justice. We will thus have to leave such inquiries for another time, and perhaps another plane, or perhaps dismiss them entirely.
But you, my boy, need to know this--you have built a castle built on air, and it is not true. You have been had, and now the only thing is to determine by whom, and why, and to what purpose. But I somewhat hazard that even that may be beyond the kin of man to do, if the answer lies outside yourself.
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I tried to think of some coherent response to such idiocy, but frankly my grip on reality isn't unhinged enough to confront the psychosis that Randy Andy grapples with every second of every single day. Saying that Sully is bugfuck crazy is no longer sufficient. In fact, I don't think that the phrase has yet been created that properly illustrates Andy's lunacy.
Posted by: physics geek at November 19, 2009 08:13 AM (MT22W)
I nominate this as "Understatement of the Year."
Posted by: Steve L. at November 19, 2009 08:53 AM (Gkhxf)
"There are so many fabrications and delusions in the book, mixed in with facts, that just making sense of it - and comparing it with objective reality as we know it, and the subjective reality she has previously provided - is a bewildering task."
Andy seems to be stuck in the Matrix.
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“Knock Knock?”
“Who’s there?”
“Sara.”
“Sara who?”
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“This is a man who can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting and never use the word “victory,” except when he’s talking about his own campaign.
But when the cloud of rhetoric has passed, when the roar of the crowd fades away, when the stadium lights go out, and those Styrofoam Greek columns are hauled back to some studio lot…when that happens, what exactly is our opponent’s plan? What does he actually seek to accomplish after he’s done turning back the waters and healing the planet?
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Now you know why the left hates Sara Palin. She was on to the vacuous community organizer from the get go. Her and Rudy Giuliani can never be forgiven for calling Obama what he is.
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Tell me, does it make you proud to adopt Stalinist propaganda tactics to advance your ideology?
Notice that I'm using my full, real name here, "Ace."
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Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)