1 Happy Football day morons and moronettes

2 H.I. - I'm barren.   (whawhawhawha).

3 Evening, all.

4 Sweet!!!! I FINALLY GOT POWER BACK ON!!!!!!!! after 4 days. no more viking showers!!!! my nuts might just be able to come down out of my throat now.  I forgot JUST how cold that is.

5 I just found out that Ann Coulter dated Bill Maher, and Laura Ingraham dated Keith Olbermann.

I don't care about Coulter, but Ingraham? I was totally in love with her, despite her vague air of lesbian-ness.  Now she's just dirty.

6 Hey, 'all.

7 Nothing wrong with dirty Schzuki.

but i'm not sure THAT is good dirty.

8 Hi katya, how are you tonight?

9

Ahoy polloi.

Coulter and Maher?  She'd date a perception moron? And Ingrahm?  No way.

10 Anti-fat laws are coming to America soon I'm sure.  There would have to be a union member exception though judging from a lot of the union persons showing up at pro-Obama rallys.

11

1 [379 comments] 'Mallamutt' [53.22 posts/day]

I'm thinking Mallamutt maybe needs a tranquelizer.

Hi katya, how are you tonight?

Pretty good. 

 

12 There once was a lad from Nantucket
Who's c*ck was so long he could suck it.
Said he with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a c*nt, I could f*ck it."
Burma Shave.

13 Agree with Todd.  One has to be very immersed into comic books to truly enjoy them these days.  There's this one guy, Linkara, who reviews bad comic books for an Internet show, but a lot of the time, he's explaining back story that a casual reader wouldn't know. 

14

I want me a baby, Hi.

(yeah, it's not the same w/out Holly Hunter's twang, now is it?)

15 Evenin' y'all.  Has the party officially started?

16 #5  I don't care about Coulter, but Ingraham? I was totally in love with her, despite her vague air of lesbian-ness.  Now she's just dirty.

Your heroes will always let you down.

17 5 I just found out that Ann Coulter dated Bill Maher, and Laura Ingraham dated Keith Olbermann.

As I recall Laura went on a date with Olbermann back in the 90's. So it was before he was the obvious cockholster he is now.

18


"They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."

19 The new version of The Prisoner on AMC sucked all kinds of suckiness.

20 so.... is it time to book our rooms in Vegas for the Moron Meetup?

21 I just found out that Ann Coulter dated Bill Maher, and Laura Ingraham dated Keith Olbermann.

I don't care about Coulter, but Ingraham? I was totally in love with her, despite her vague air of lesbian-ness.  Now she's just dirty.

Posted by: schizuki at November 15, 2009 09:56 PM (A1XjQ)

Were they that hard up for dates?

22 Celebrity Death Watch

In other news, Charles Manson turned 75 last week.

23 "I am not, and have never been, a cockholster."
Seriously.

24 19 The new version of The Prisoner on AMC sucked all kinds of suckiness.

How dare you speak ill of Magneto! 

25 19 The new version of The Prisoner on AMC sucked all kinds of suckiness.

Oh don't tell me that! The man set the DVR to record it, which meant that I canceled recording my show so that we could record the Prisoner and watch football.... if I missed a good episode of desperate housewives to record sucky crap I'm going to be pissed.

26 The world's tallest dawg would be even taller if she put her heels back on...

27 I love Romanian webcam models. Cute, friendly, no tats, meth mouth, C-section scars, or cellulite. I need to move should I ever be single again.

28 As I recall Laura went on a date with Olbermann back in the 90's. So it was before he was the obvious cockholster he is now.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 15, 2009 10:04 PM (WPqfQ)

What woman has dated an obvious douche in their life? Hell, my wife is married to one. Give em' a break, I'm sure they learned their lessons.

Well, except for my wife.

29

Laura isn't gay. She was engaged to some asshole that dumped her during her bout with cancer. Pretty low.

Well I suppose she could be but I doubt it.

Whatever. I always doubted the Colts could be down by 10 going into halftime so what the eff do I know about anything??

30

The new version of The Prisoner on AMC sucked all kinds of suckiness.

Will it still if I've never seen the original?

31 Go Pats!

32 SUMMON THE BACONS

33

laceyunderalls

There is a special place in hell reserved for that bastard.

34 Go Pats!

Posted by: fluffy at November 15, 2009 10:09 PM (4Kl5M)

yeah, baby....yeah.

35 Is Olby not doing the halftime shows now? 

36 20 so.... is it time to book our rooms in Vegas for the Moron Meetup?

Posted by: Terry at November 15, 2009 10:05 PM (ddL+W)

Is Vegal official?? I had to quit reading that thread. 1,000 comments in with winner comments like  "pick Des Moines it's 35 minutes from me! and "go with Tampa. There's a 5% chance I may or may not be there already for a conference during that three month span you're even considering it. that could be good for me". Pretty obnoxious.

37 The bridge will be called the Mike O'Callaghan-Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge and is expected to be finished in late 2010.

not a big Pat Tilman fan, after what got out over his America bashing & what his family did w/ his death I hate it when people bring that guy up, I get it he sacrificed a life in the NFL for service to his country but what I found out about him past that fact sickens me

38
I like Laura and Anne, don't get me wrong, however I can't help to find it funny that two chicks with extremely large prominent Adam's Apples used to date the cream of the crop when it comes to douchebag lefty males.

Who were the pitchers and who were the catchers?

39 35 Is Olby not doing the halftime shows now? 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 15, 2009 10:11 PM (rfBP3)

We can only hope

40

There is a special place in hell reserved for that bastard.

Posted by: loppyd at November 15, 2009 10:10 PM (UJIeT)

What?!  When I asked her, "What's the matter", she answered, "Nothing." 

41

Posted by: fluffy at November 15, 2009 10:09 PM (4Kl5M)

fuck the cheatriots

42 World's Biggest Dog??
I'm confused. Last I saw Michelle she was wearing more shiteous looking belts around her waist.

43 "She was engaged to some asshole that dumped her during her bout with cancer. Pretty low."

You mean to tell me that Laura Ingraham was engaged to newt gingrich?

The things you learn on this blog make up for the price of admission.

44 Is Olby not doing the halftime shows now? 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 15, 2009 10:11 PM (rfBP3)

Hopefully not.  I had to skip all of the pre-game. 

45

 if I missed a good episode of desperate housewives

you're in luck, there is no such thing

hi m&m's

46

I usually pull this out for leftards, but to the Pats fans on here tonight, lemme give you The Lacey: kindly get bent.

47 lacey... just my way of keeping vegas in the forefront... it really is the obvious choice, with hotel, restaurant, and entertainment for all income levels and sensibilities.

and yes, the "pick my home town 'cause it's convenient for me!" stuff is lame... vegas is easy to get to from anywhere.

48 not a big Pat Tilman fan, after what got out over his America bashing & what his family did w/ his death I hate it when people bring that guy up

I don't know anything about Pat Tilman's past.  What did he do?

49

fuck the cheatriots

Posted by: YRM at November 15, 2009 10:13 PM (xNw7B)

May I ask what team you root for?

50 I'm with you, Loppy and Fluffy.

Also, here's to recidivism!

51 #37, if I got whacked in a bullshit friendly fire incident and my chain of command committed multiple perjuries to cover it up, my family would probably be pissed off too. The Army used him before, during, and after his enlistment and death and he was idealistic enough to think it wouldn't happen.

Tillman could have stayed in Arizona, banging cheerleaders and didn't have to die in that valley in Afghanistan. He's still OK in my book.

52 I drove over the Hoover Dam last year and saw the construction.  It is huge.  And ugly.

53

Posted by: kefka at November 15, 2009 10:15 PM (n1uMU)

came out he was a big anti-Iraq war kind of guy that called it a criminal war & crap and spouted lefty talking points about it, his family then took that along w/ the mistake about his real cause of death and turned into some anti-Iraq war anti-Bush crap that ESPN & the MSM  ran w/

54

good evening friends

55 Olby hasn't been on at halftime for a few weeks. Hopefully that's the end of him.

56 If they were playing anyone else, I would say they could stick the fork in. Colts require more roasting time.

57 It is huge.  And ugly.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 10:16 PM (PhN4p)

Hey, it's not my problem I need 20 handlers to make me look attractive. Wookie life is hard.

 

58 Laura isn't gay. She was engaged to some asshole that dumped her during her bout with cancer. Pretty low.

I was listening to her show around that time and the impression I got was that he had stayed around until her treatment was over and she was okay. Of course it could have been a mutual breakup - I never heard the full details.

59 olberdouchenozzle has never been part of the halftime, only the pregame

60 Olby hasn't been on at halftime for a few weeks. Hopefully that's the end of him.

I'm pretty sure I saw that sniveling fungus on the pregame.  Fortunately I was in another room and not really paying attention.

61

Mallamutt is the new king of commenters - all hail Mallamutt!

Oh yea........feel the love.

62 If they were playing anyone else, I would say they could stick the fork in. Colts require more roasting time.

Posted by: fluffy at November 15, 2009 10:18 PM (4Kl5M)

I won't relax until the Patriots have a much bigger lead.

63 Hey, I'm number 2 and second to Mallamutt!

64 @53 Ah, that is too bad.  I'm surprised I missed all of that.  I still honor the guy for his service though.  He's done a hell of a lot more to protect this country than I have.

65 Olby hasn't been on at halftime for a few weeks. Hopefully that's the end of him.

Posted by: Shannon at November 15, 2009 10:17 PM (niZOC)

Hopefully its just a minor case of terminal brain cancer that's keeping him away. Get well soon Keefums !

66

May I ask what team you root for?

Posted by: loppyd at November 15, 2009 10:16 PM (UJIeT)

Cincinnati by way of Indianapolis. So both teams will always have my heart. I could have gone to the game tonight--if I wanted to pay for a ticket that was more expensive than my car payment. I shit you not. Pretty glad right now I passed that up.

67

Mallamutt is the new king of commenters - all hail Mallamutt!

Oh yea........feel the love.

And might I say, very funny sockpuppets lately too. /bow

68 All hail the mighty Mallamutt and his handmaiden wherestherum!

69

Winston Smith

Sweet.

70 hi rum!

71

 Hey, I'm number 2 and second to Mallamutt!

really, oh well, i'll call...........

 

72

And might I say, very funny sockpuppets lately too. /bow
 

No bowing, please. Your an American (and maybe somebody should tell "The One" the same thing).

73

OK 2nd half

BBL

74 With all due respect, if you live in Patriot land I get it, but how can you support a  team that cheats? What's worse--they were so good in 2007 they didn't even have to cheat--that's is what I find so pathetic about them.

75 Hey, I'm number 2 and second to Mallamutt!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 10:19 PM (xJEoC)

Crap, if I were number three, me and Mutt would have had rum in a sandwich.

76 Hi, Elizabeth!

Peaches, did you hear? I'm moving back home!

77

Posted by: loppyd at November 15, 2009 10:16 PM (UJIeT)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

and before you start the whole "you guys suck!" crap, I KNOW WE SUCK! I KNOW BRADY IS 2-0 AGAINST US (Well 0-3 In The Pre Season)

But after what happened w/ spygates I will never look up to the pats after stealing dignity from the game and winning 3 super bowls w/ illegal methods. Bellicheck is the one that really got to me though, he's a sore loser and just a plain douche. Brady? no problems, Moss? kinda iffy on him. But this is the same team that proudly had Rodeny "Dirtiest Player In The Game" w/ them. They got caught cheating in 2007 and then said "get over it!" and then as they won w/ refs obv. on their side said "we're gonna be the best ever!" and then after laughing at the idea they'd only get 17 points I watched the Giants win one for all those teams the cheatriots cheated and make them eat "that humble pie" like they like to talk about, it was awesome.

78 (Well 0-3 In The Pre Season)

Pre-Season?  Seriously?

79 Crap, if I were number three, me and Mutt would have had rum in a sandwich.

Are you wishing you were Editor?

80

Cincinnati by way of Indianapolis. So both teams will always have my heart. I could have gone to the game tonight--if I wanted to pay for a ticket that was more expensive than my car payment. I shit you not. Pretty glad right now I passed that up.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 15, 2009 10:20 PM (hC3gC)

We haven't been this year.  Our season ticket connection gave up his seats due to the shitbag economy.  Another reason I loathe Barry. 

81

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 15, 2009 10:22 PM (hC3gC)

amen to that.

82 came out he was a big anti-Iraq war kind of guy that called it a criminal war & crap and spouted lefty talking points about it, his family then took that along w/ the mistake about his real cause of death and turned into some anti-Iraq war anti-Bush crap that ESPN & the MSM  ran w/

ESPN still does it, they did the Tillman thing again last week for Veterans Day. Of course, their excuse is he was in the NFL blah blah blah, but they do the same thing every year just so they can repeat the "government cover up" crap. Yeah, getting pretty tired of Tillman getting all the attention when there are other soldiers who died for their country.

83

brady married a brazilain super model

it is the job of all men to hate his guts now

84 What's up, my droogs!

85 Peaches, did you hear? I'm moving back home!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 10:22 PM (xJEoC)

Girl, no way!!  Is this a good thing? 

86

Posted by: kefka at November 15, 2009 10:23 PM (n1uMU)

um i didn't say it as a serious point just a fun little sidenote, nice try though

87

If the Pats were a political group they would  be ACORN. Low and diiiiiirty.

88 I can't imagine rooting for that idiot who calls himself Ocho Cinco.

That shit is just retarded.

89
Are you wishing you were Editor?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 10:23 PM (xJEoC)

It depends, which way are you facing at #2 ?


I keed, I keed.




Or do I ?

90 came out he was a big anti-Iraq war kind of guy that called it a criminal war & crap and spouted lefty talking points about it, his family then took that along w/ the mistake about his real cause of death and turned into some anti-Iraq war anti-Bush crap that ESPN & the MSM  ran w/

Posted by: YRM at November 15, 2009 10:17 PM (xNw7B)

Link? Ultimately his actions speak louder than any words he might have said.

91 The only problem with Las Vegas is that it's in Las Vegas, so you have to put up with a lot of Las Vegas.

Seriously:  the whole town smells like the cheap air freshener they use in titty bars.  Every public space is full of the sound of slot machines booping and wheeping endlessly.  And frankly it's a lie that hotels and restaurants are cheap.  They just look cheap.

92

YRM

What would you do if you found out Gruden was doing the same thing?

93

  It is huge.  And ugly.

You should see it from here!

94 um i didn't say it as a serious point just a fun little sidenote, nice try though

I was just giving you a hard time.  Lighthearted banter doesn't translate well on the internet I'm afraid.

95 Are you wishing you were Editor?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 10:23 PM (xJEoC)

Morons want to be him.  Moronettes want to be with him.

96

If the Pats were a political group they would  be ACORN. Low and diiiiiirty.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 15, 2009 10:25 PM (hC3gC

That one hurt.

97

"Her womb was a rocky place, where my seed could fine no purchase."

One of the greatest lines in cinematic history.

98

Brady is another man hanging out in the scumbag department.

His girlfriend (who is every bit as gorgeous as the model thing he married) is pregnant and then he winds up with Giselle (I hope I'm even spelling her name wrong). Yeah, I don't know the details. Maybe Brigit dumped  him first. But he has an ass-chin, and a pretty profound one at that. I don't trust a man with an ass-chin. And I certainly don't see the attraction women have to him. Nice body-but face?? P.U.

99 This is why I keep some potassium iodide tablets around. But maybe I should pick up some Prussian Blue as well.

Beautiful plumage.

100 Tom Brady:  smoking hot, sowing his seed in actresses and supermodels

Peyton Manning:  looks like a giant penis

Case closed

101 ACORN would take their opponents to court if they lost a game, sue refs based on calls, etc.

102

brady married a brazilain super model

it is the job of all men to hate his guts now

Posted by: navypopojoe at November 15, 2009 10:25 PM (HRRdQ)

It is the job of all women to hate her.

103 Find, dammit, not fine...FIND.

104

Morons want to be shoot him.  Moronettes want to be with pee on him.

fify

105

Peaches

Mr. loppy bears a striking resemblance and that's no internet BS.  It was the first thing that crossed my mind when I introduced myself....

106 90 No link but it is true.

107 Fooook.

108
Why the hell would I waste a good bullet?

109 A striking resemblance to Tom Terrific?  Way to go, loppy!

110

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 15, 2009 10:25 PM (hC3gC)

THREAD WINNER

Posted by: loppyd at November 15, 2009 10:27 PM (UJIeT)

yes i would, i despise cheating. i was big on the anti-steroids bandwagon too. if i found out my bucs cheated to win Super Bowl XXXVII, i'd demand an asterik next to that victory. i am very passionate about the dignity of the game and if the pats win a super bowl post-spygate i'll back off a little but until then they are the team that caught cheating

Posted by: kefka at November 15, 2009 10:27 PM (n1uMU)

my apologies, just got a little heated there defending my view, yeah the net can lead to mishaps like that

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 15, 2009 10:26 PM (WPqfQ)

got a point there, even Carter served this country

111
With this president, potassium iodide tabs should become a required daily supplement, like "One A Day" or "Flintstones" Vitamins were when I was coming up.

112 100 I used to hate Peyton too but he isaactually a really good(and conservative)guy.

113 tit for tat

114 88 I can't imagine rooting for that idiot who calls himself Ocho Cinco.

That shit is just retarded.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 15, 2009 10:25 PM (qePy4)

I've actually met him a few times. And his antics aside, the guy has a heard of gold. Probably pretty rare in the NFL. He does a lot of charity work. He actually downplays that part of it. I don't agree with the sheninigans and wouldn't consider him a role model for his behavior on the field. But I feel comfortable knowing that if they are 2-13 or 6-2 like they are know, they don't have to cheat to get the record they accomplish for the year.

115
HOORAY!  Peyton Manning (those rumors about him and kenny chesney being really, really, REALLY gay are just ummm... true) with the interception.  Sweet.

116 90 No link but it is true.

The guy can't help how the leftists at ESPN use him now.

117 Awwww...the Patriots aren't so bad.  Look: even Peyton likes to throw to them.

118 33.5 inches? Shit...

Daddy always said: You got something good, you build a shed over it.

119 my apologies, just got a little heated there defending my view, yeah the net can lead to mishaps like that

No problem, sorry for any offense taken.

120 102- It is the job of all women to hate her.

Um, why? Not all women worship at the alter of Tom Brady.

121

ACORN would take their opponents to court if they lost a game, sue refs based on calls, etc.

Not to mention, it be an SEIU "offical" running the game clock.

122 Kathleen Parker wrote an article say the blogpsphere was killing civility.

Ahh, I just have one thing to say Kathleen, stick it up your cornhole, damn obama voter.

123 Link? Ultimately his actions speak louder than any words he might have said.

Look up Kevin Tillman who is his brother. I think an article he ( Kevin Tillman) wrote was actually posted here a while back, it's just the typical anti-war crap. I don't think there's anything from Pat Tilman himself, it's just his brother Kevin who said he (Pat) was anti-war, admired Chomsky etc. Whether he's telling the truth or not, i don't know, but at this point it's irrelevant because it's accepted as truth.

124
Oh man, even Leno's promo commercials are sucky.

125

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 15, 2009 10:32 PM (hC3gC)

make that 7-2

126 Do you guys think this looks good?  I damned sure don't.  And I like big butts.  I cannot lie.

127 Hi WTR!  Sorry if I sounded a bit lecherous last night.  I blame the excessive amounts of alcohol I was consuming.  And Bush.

128 Here's your 72 virgins, Haji.

129

yes i would, i despise cheating. i was big on the anti-steroids bandwagon too. if i found out my bucs cheated to win Super Bowl XXXVII, i'd demand an asterik next to that victory. i am very passionate about the dignity of the game and if the pats win a super bowl post-spygate i'll back off a little but until then they are the team that caught cheating

Well said.  They are the team that was caught.  I highly doubt they were the only team doing it - not that it makes it ok - but lets be honest.  I bet a lot of the coaches wanted to beat the fire out of Mangina for what he did.

130
Do you guys think this looks good?  I damned sure don't.  And I like big butts.  I cannot lie.

No, she's a pig. 

131 123 Supposedly Pat was against the war but wanted to serve for patriotic reasons.

132

I never said Manning was attractive--he is not. But he's always a good guy. I know he's overexposed--even I get sick of seeing all his commercials. But I'm okay with it. He's another one that gives a ton of money (and even more time) back to the community.

Oh I will say as far as the Bengals I think Marvin Lewis should have been fired the year the Bengals had like nine arrests in one season. That was...yeah I don't even know what that was.

133 126 Do you guys think this looks good?  I damned sure don't.  And I like big butts.  I cannot lie.

Posted by: John Bigbooty (rdb) at November 15, 2009 10:35 PM (7kNTF)

Does she have a pillow in there?  Remember that family on SNL in the Ackroyd/Radner days that would walk around with pillows in their pants?  What was their last name?

134

Do you guys think this looks good?  I damned sure don't.  And I like big butts.  I cannot lie.     Posted by: John Bigbooty (rdb) at November 15, 2009 10:35 PM (7kNTF)

That's nothing, you should see what I have to carry around all day.

135 If you ain't cheating, you aint trying.

136

oh, good news bad news from joe

bad news: i finished modern combat 2, now i have to resume with my life

good news: ending sets up for modern combat 3!!!

137 Thanks, Peaches.  He's a keeper.  Not just because he's hot, either. 

138 So rum, where are you moving back to?

139 Do you guys think this looks good?  I damned sure don't.  And I like big butts.  I cannot lie.

Is she smuggling hams or something? ugh.

140

Yup, that sure is a boneheaded word.

Waist size is a poor indicator, almost as bad as the BMI.  I have a tall friend that lost too much weight because of the BMI, I figured the same thing happened to teh Fred during the campaign.

141

Did I say 6-2?

Like a 2010 census worker in a conservative district, I'm just making shit up now! ; )

142 I don't know about Ingraham anymore; gay maybe?

Could be.

143 Here's that Tillman article -

http://tinyurl.com/yalf5c

144

Posted by: kefka at November 15, 2009 10:38 PM (n1uMU)

i'd hit it, problem is it's prob. like throwing a hot dog down the hallway, i'm better off w/ my girl...

145 The new version of The Prisoner on AMC sucked all kinds of suckiness.

I was flipping channels and caught an episode description on the Guide.  It is a remake of one of the original episodes ('Living in Harmony').  Add to that the first episode is 'Arrival' redone, and you have a six-part miniseries distilled from a 17 part series, where at least two episodes are just remakes.  So what was the fucking point again? Can't we just re-watch the original, then?

Surely no one is of the opinion that Caviezel >= McGoohan.  And McKellan as a running antagonist?  No rotating #2's?

I admit, I tuned in for about 45 seconds.  Caviezel's character is all obvious emoting and an open book, so, apparently, they sacked the idea that #6 was as enigmatic a character as anything else in the show, and now he's just a 'real' guy.

Sheesh.  I wouldn't care if Hollywood et al was content to prouce nothing but shit for the rest of eternity if they would stop fucking over the stuff that their parents and grandparents actually did right.

146

so get those last few licks of fun in while you still can.

At this point I am positive Maet is doing it on purpose.

147 I don't know about Ingraham anymore; gay maybe?

Could be.

Posted by: kinlaw at November 15, 2009 10:39 PM (XQ3tc)

I think more asexual.

148
Giselle Bundchen? I mean really Tom. Who wants to stick their cock up some girls squeekhole and have a tofu sample tray pop out of her mouth like some lefty Sierra Club version of a PEZ

149

Do you guys think this looks good?  I damned sure don't.  And I like big butts.  I cannot lie.

Yes, No, uh, doesn't matter....we would hit it.

150

Posted by: koopy at November 15, 2009 10:39 PM (XllG0)

sad, just sad

151 Peaches,

Good thing for me, coming home. I missed it too much. I missed my family. The boy and I broke up. He wanted to keep working on it but things just happened that struck me as bad and would get worse along the way.

152 I know he's overexposed


Ain't no such thing.

Aside:  Michelle!!!!  Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and bake me some pie!!!!

153

Posted by: nickless at November 15, 2009 10:39 PM (MMC8r)

Jesus is on AMC?

154 148  shittttttt, i would and would brag to all

155

Peyton's not gay.

He's now divorced because he got a blowjob happy ending from some Japense hooker massage therapist when the Colts played a pre-game over there.

156

The new version of The Prisoner on AMC sucked all kinds of suckiness.

Will it still if I've never seen the original?

Posted by: katya at November 15, 2009 10:09 PM (eqbdJ)

Yes.

157 Hi WTR!  Sorry if I sounded a bit lecherous last night.  I blame the excessive amounts of alcohol I was consuming.  And Bush.

LOL, no worries, chemjeff. It's good to know I'm still wanted. I just didn't want to hone in on PGiS' new toy.

158

Wait, how did I miss ChemJeff being lecherous to Rum last night?

159 I miss Don Draper.  *sigh*

160

He's now divorced because he got a blowjob happy ending from some Japense hooker massage therapist when the Colts played a pre-game over there.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 15, 2009 10:41 PM (hC3gC)

No WAY!  Seriously?

161 kinlaw, going back home. I don't want to move again until TX secedes or I find a sugar daddy.

162 From all the hot women they get, it's becoming clear I should have been a football player rich.

163 From Wiki:

Manning has donated over $8,000 to Republican politicians...

164

Wait, Rum, what?? I'm all caught up in my NFL smacktalk and I'm not even paying attention to the rest. I'm going to have to start re-reading this thread from the top.

So sorry. but I'm glad you found the courage to get out of what seemed like something not so good.

Darn though. If I ever get to go back to Saratoga you won't be there! (right, bc it's all about me, way to be an asshole Lacey!).

Glad you'll be back w/the fam. Sounds like it will do you good.

 

165 Patrick McGoohan is irreplaceable.  He got caught at least 4 times by Columbo.  No one can beat that.  Plus he's by far the best part of Braveheart.

166 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

167

I just didn't want to hone in on PGiS' new toy.

Rum, I'm too old for ChemJeff (shut up Blazer), and a bit too naughty.

168

No WAY!  Seriously?

Posted by: loppyd at November 15, 2009 10:43 PM (UJIeT)

Yep.

169 Didn't Tiger Woods' game falter after he married his hot supermodel wife?

170 Hi, WTR.

Are you back in LA or still trekking?

171 He's now divorced because he got a blowjob happy ending from some Japense hooker massage therapist when the Colts played a pre-game over there.

That alone makes him Coach of the Year material in my book.

172

Rum, I'm too old for ChemJeff (shut up Blazer), and a bit too naughty.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 10:45 PM (RZ8pf)

The preemptive "shut up" made me totally laugh!

173 Darn though. If I ever get to go back to Saratoga you won't be there! (right, bc it's all about me, way to be an asshole Lacey!).

LOL, I know I'm going to miss Saratoga. But I promised all the CT morons I'm going to come visit. The break up is amicable and the boy said I have an open invitation to come visit. I doubt I'll take him up on that, but I'm not missing out on the rest of the east coast just because he's here.

(See, I'm making the thread about me again.)

obligatory mention of FOOTBALL

174

Rum, I'm too old for ChemJeff (shut up Blazer), and a bit too naughty.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 10:45 PM (RZ8pf)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, Runner !!

175 169 Didn't Tiger Woods' game falter after he married his hot supermodel wife?

Decadence destroys so many things...

176 PGiS, I'm sure you could persuade chemjeff with your wily charms.

eman, no, I'm still in 'Cuse, but I'm in a hotel. My dad's flight should be here in an hour or so. We're going to start bright and early tomorrow.

177

So I don't know why, but I've been on a Verdi fetish lately.

Here's his Requiem.

And his Triumphant March.

Beautiful.

178 So home again is LA, right? Your parents are there?

179 I think I need some booze. I'm bitching at my laptop and at my TV at the same time.

180 So home again is LA, right? Your parents are there?

Yup. As well as the rest of my life, friends, extended family, doggies. I think it'll feel good to be home. I wonder if I'm going to miss it out here even though I was so miserable. I know I'm going to miss the frozen custard.

181 159 I miss Don Draper.  *sigh*

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 10:42 PM (LKkE

Me too! It's going to be like a whole year before we see him again. Sigh. I can't wait to see how they are going to resolve everything.

182 Elizabeth, please keep up the bitching for just another 30-seconds or so.  Yeah, 30 should do it.

183 Wes Welker is a f*****g stud.

184

Johnny Mac's "girlfriend" is tanking according to two new polls.  I tried to link but it rejected tiny earl four times now.

 

185 182 Elizabeth, please keep up the bitching for just another 30-seconds or so.  Yeah, 30 should do it.

Posted by: Guy standing on the sidewalk outside your window at November 15, 2009 10:52 PM (YX6i/)

You owe me a keyboard!1!!1!!1

186

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 10:52 PM (LKkE

who's the gf?

187 Have a safe trip, WTR.

188 #184  Johnny Mac's "girlfriend" is tanking according to two new polls.  I tried to link but it rejected tiny earl four times now.

Who?  Oh, Linsey? 

189 oh, so that's you down there

190 Anyone else watching the Game Plan on USA? Cute movie and I heart Dwayne Johnson.

191

Didn't Tiger Woods' game falter after he married his hot supermodel wife?       Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 10:46 PM (xJEoC)

Yep, it changed his stroke.

192 186,

Lindsey

193 And correct me if I'm wrong, but Tiger's wife (the smoking hot Norwegian twin!!!) was actually Jesper Parnevik's  NANNY.

Not a supermodel, but should've been.

194 Thanks, eman.

After meeting the CT morons, who are like all organized and stuff, maybe I should try arranging another LA meetup...

195

PGiS about the "naughtiness": It's not about the naughtiness, it's about the directness.  That's all.  Here's an example: I'm on this dating website and this one woman I'm emailing with, in only her second email, gives me her phone number and wants to set up a first date already.  My gut reaction to this is just to recoil.  That's way too fast and forward for me.

I'd love to meet you and get to know you, but it sounds like what you want is different from what I want.  That's all.

196 I can always count on the Morons to get me giggling again.

197 Yep, it changed his stroke.

That's what she said

198

WTR when do you leave?

 

199
Ohhh shit, not again...

200 I suppose we've all been to Powerline and found that Obama declared himself "America's first Pacific president" in Tokyo.

Didn't Pew Polls in 2008 and thereabouts show that foreigners hated Bush and loved Obama and wanted him to run our shitty, racist country? I wonder how they feel now.

201

I'd love to meet you and get to know you, but it sounds like what you want is different from what I want.  That's all.

Well, in the last few months I've become so confused about what I want that I don't think I could tell you right now what it is I do want.

Actually, that's not exactly true. I'd like normal. I'd really really like normal right about now.

202 Hi Dang.  How are you, tonight?  Miss you.

203 chemjeff,

Bright and early tomorrow morning. Really not looking forward to it since I have no love for road trips, but no other choice. Oh, well. I'm just glad to be heading home.

204 197 Yep, it changed his stroke.

That's what she said

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 10:55 PM (xJEoC)

Which sadly I'm debating for the first time ever not watching this week. In case anyone watches NBC for anything--be forewarned--green walk. Not only will that green peacock logo be popping up, all their Thurs night shows have that theme. Al Gore's even going to be on 30 Rock (which I refuse to watch for several reasons. #1 on that list: Tracy Morgan).

205 Chemjeff, in all fairness you're on a dating website.  Getting asked for a small date by a girl you e-mail with isn't really forward.  You've already both taken the steps to be on a dating website, you know.

I say set up a small date.  Just so you see her and talk in person.  It doesn't have to be a big deal.  It doesn't mean you're commiting to anything or agreeing to do anything... uh.... advanced.

I say you should do it.  Because you're talking with her you're obviously somewhat interested or curious.  Just take her out as a fun thing to do.  An activity to keep you busy and give you pleasure.

206 That was the worst sockpuppet I could have had on for that post.

207
heh

208 #1 on that list: Tracy Morgan

most overated and annoying comic

209 So, Where all the white women at?

210
This is a dating site now?  wtf...

211 lacey, what's bad about Tracy Morgan? I actually think he's kinda funny on 30 Rock, actually. Al Gore's been on 30 Rock before. He only had a short scene, but it was pretty funny. I like Alec Baldwin's Jack Donaghy. It's hilarious.

I'm going to miss The Office and 30 Rock anyway so I'll just catch it on Hulu.

212

Well, in the last few months I've become so confused about what I want that I don't think I could tell you right now what it is I do want.  Actually, that's not exactly true. I'd like normal. I'd really really like normal right about now.  Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle

I think I know what you need.   And NO, I'm not saying that in a suggestive way.  I really mean it.

213 Who does this Pacific guy think he is?

214 most overated and annoying comic

Posted by: YRM at November 15, 2009 11:00 PM (xNw7B)

Hmm, yes but I don't even think people consider Morgan to be a "comic". I'd have to go w/Dane Cook. I have never understood his schtick.

215 Dang Straights.  Chemjeff said he's on a dating website.


This is a smart military blog.

216 210
This is a dating site now?  wtf...

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 11:00 PM (aPts0)

I knew that's where you were going with your rants...

217 wherestherum,

Game Plan is soooo cute! I watched it a million times when I babysat this one kid who liked it. Family values, how amazing. I think Dwayne Johnson is into that kind of entertainment.

218 Ohhh shit, not again...

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 10:57 PM (aPts0)

heh, you saw that too.

219 So I'm suddenly single.  Sounds like a side dish doesn't it? Wondering what to do from here.  I'm going to have fun tho for certain.

220 211 lacey, what's bad about Tracy Morgan?
Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 11:01 PM (xJEoC)   It's a good question with no answer. he's just one of those people (for me) that when you see them, you just want to throw a shoe at your tv. I think it was when he got his tv show on tv. It was just awful. I'm not even sure it ran for a full year. He was pretty insignificant on SNL so I dunno where my animosity of him comes from--pretty irrational.

221

I should try arranging another LA meetup...
Posted by: wherestherum

Of course, that calls for new shoes.

222 I think Dwayne Johnson is into that kind of entertainment.

I've really enjoyed all of the movies I've seen with him in them. The Game Plan was just adorable. I've seen it before and I just caught the last of it on TV. He's actually pretty darn funny. He The Rock Obama skit on SNL is kinda funny, imo. Esp the last one he did when Gerard Butler was hosting. It's on hulu if anyone wants to hunt it down.

223

The new version of The Prisoner on AMC sucked all kinds of suckiness.

Will it still if I've never seen the original?

Posted by: katya at November 15, 2009 10:09 PM (eqbdJ)

Yes.

I watched about 20 minutes of it.  Boring.  It'll never last.

224 Z Ryan, that was the funniest sockpuppet you could've had for that post.

225 209 So, Where all the white women at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 15, 2009 11:00 PM (X34Qf)

Howard Johnson's right!!!

226 Here's an example: I'm on this dating website and this one woman I'm emailing with, in only her second email, gives me her phone number and wants to set up a first date already.  My gut reaction to this is just to recoil.  That's way too fast and forward for me.

A phone number isn't fast and forward. I think a phone number is honest and real. To me it says - I'm not wasting my time online, I want to meet a real-life person and maybe you are that person so lets get together and find out.

Online chat and emailing is all fine and good, but it gives each person the ability to think about every response first and there is a computer barrier in the conversation. I want to see the looks on peoples faces when they talk. I want to judge their non-verbal communication as much as I judge their verbal communication.

You really can't get to know people through a computer, so I think if people are looking for a real relationship it's always better to get together in person as soon as possible (that's not to say that online conversations are a bad thing because they aren't - I just mean that they shouldn't be the only thing. Why waste weeks of online chatting just to discover that the person has some sort of serious problem being able to have a real-life conversation?)

227 Well, ladies, my name is Winston and I'm a hunka hunka burnin' love.

I'm married, but not a fanatic about it, and I'm a Capricorn.

228 Of course, that calls for new shoes.

LOL

229 So, Where all the white women at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 15, 2009 11:00 PM (X34Qf)

When you find out, let me know.

230 oh, so that's you down there

Posted by: Guy sitting in the tree outside her window at November 15, 2009 10:54 PM (cMo6P)

 

will you guys cool it?

231

My son made a marshmallow gun. Thanks to Mythbusters he's now shooting marshmallows all over the downstairs.

232 Here's an example: I'm on this dating website and this one woman I'm emailing with, in only her second email, gives me her phone number and wants to set up a first date already.  My gut reaction to this is just to recoil.  That's way too fast and forward for me.

my girl and me met online on a dating site, it was 1 week of online chats before i got a number and 2 weeks after that before i got to see her in person, 3 weeks after that we were officially going out

233 Johnny Mac's "girlfriend" is tanking according to two new polls.  I tried to link but it rejected tiny earl four times now.

When is that fucktard up for re-election?

234 You really can't get to know people through a computer, so I think if people are looking for a real relationship

And I learned you probably shouldn't move in with someone when your relationship has been strictly long distance.

235 And frankly it's a lie that hotels and restaurants are cheap. They just look cheap.
Posted by: Trimegistus

I never said vegas hotels were cheap... I said there are hotel, restaurant, and entertainment options for all income levels and sensibilities.

236 When is that fucktard up for re-election?

Didn't he just get re-elected last year?

237

Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 15, 2009 11:08 PM (EL+OC)

5 loooooooong years

238 204- Oh lord, really? Another green week? Ugh. I just a few minutes ago got caught up on last week's episode and I was laughing so hard I cried.

239 My son made a marshmallow gun

Until Friday night I'd only heard of a potato gun. It's fun watching late 20-something guys firing off a homemade potato gun, esp when they're all engineering nerds.

240
I'm married, but not a fanatic about it, and I'm a Capricorn.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 15, 2009 11:06 PM (qePy4)

Well thats two things we have in common. Now if you also say your a millionairre and have an extremely large penis well, it will be almost like we were seperated at birth.

241 And I learned you probably shouldn't move in with someone when your relationship has been strictly long distance.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 11:08 PM (xJEoC)

Sorry to hear that WTR. hope it is something you guys can get past.

242

Did you notice that Ann Coulter miraculously got bigger boobs over the summer? (Funny thing; and so did Rush Limbaugh's.) 

 

243 I don't mind at all that this sometimes turns into a dating/relationship advice thread.(Although it's not why I'm here. At all. Big Rodney Dangerfield "no offense" there. I'm sure all you people are very shagworthy--it's just not my intent in coming here). People have to vent. But I could see how some may get annoyed with it. Maybe there could be an ONT thread and a bow-chica-bow-wow ONT.

244 GT, I think last weeks episode of the Office was the funniest of the season.

245

I learned my friend had internet sex on Facebook last night with some soldier in Kuwait.

Sorry. I had to say it because I'm still baffled by the revelation.

246 122 Kathleen Parker wrote an article say the blogpsphere was killing civility.

And I meant it you fucking inbred little retards living in your whore mommy's basement. You don't appreciated the cool civility and sophistication of The Smartest Man ever to walk the earth, instead you jerk off to pictures of that Alaska pole dancer with the retard baby. Go fuck yourselves if you can't appreciate the fine art of typing out thoughts in a newspaper column while nursing a hangover.

247 Didn't he just get re-elected last year?

If he did he might go Specter on the GOP. I say layoff the guy for a few years.

For the record, I hate his guts.

248 PSA: NRO has a special Palin Blog:
http://www.nationalreview.com/rogue/

249

I want to try a time travel experiment.  In one minute, I'm going to walk over to the front door.  I'll open it.  If you're from the future, leave a piece of paper with Wednesday's powerball numbers and your bank account number.  The latter is for payment.  Just think how much interest a million bucks will gather over time!  Then, just go to your bank and pick-up your fortune.

Okay.  One minute from now.  Put the numbers underneath the mat.

250 my girl and me met online on a dating site, it was 1 week of online chats before i got a number and 2 weeks after that before i got to see her in person, 3 weeks after that we were officially going out

I met my man online. We met in person for breakfast 12 days later, and it was the best breakfast I have ever had.... and I don't even remember what I ate

251 Nice job, Peyton. Poopers.

252 rdb, the time travelers are too busy monkeying with the Hadron Collider.

253 Did you guys see the 72 virgins at #128?

254 eman, no, I'm still in 'Cuse, but I'm in a hotel. My dad's flight should be here in an hour or so. We're going to start bright and early tomorrow.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 10:49 PM (xJEoC)

That is sooooo sweet that your dad is coming to drive back with you!  Nice bonding opportunity, too.  And at least they haven't had time to "repurpose" your room, lol!  Drive cheerfully and enjoy the trip!

255
If he did he might go Specter on the GOP. I say layoff the guy for a few years.

For the record, I hate his guts.

I'd love to see him break down on the Senate floor when his boyfriend loses his seat next year.  Of course that won't happen, but I guess hope springs eternal.

256

I learned my friend had internet sex on Facebook last night with some soldier in Kuwait.

Sorry. I had to say it because I'm still baffled by the revelation.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 11:11 PM (RZ8pf)

How is that any stranger than say....some Seattle area chick having cyber sex with some dude from Virginia ?


*hint, hint*

257

I learned my friend had internet sex on Facebook last night with some soldier in Kuwait.

Sorry. I had to say it because I'm still baffled by the revelation.

How very patriotic is my first reaction.

258 i'd hit it, problem is it's prob. like throwing a hot dog down the hallway, i'm better off w/ my girl...

Picture?

259 Blazer-

Billionaire.  Jamaican.

Brother!!!!

260

Posted by: Kathleen "Miss Manners" Parker at November 15, 2009 11:11 PM (sYxEE)

Is it me or did you have some work done, Miss Manners?

261 chemjeff, I see what you are saying. Sometimes the other person kind of catches you off guard. (Had one gal leave a phone message telling me how she liked to rub warm oil all over herself. Normally, that's sounds tasty, but not when you are not ready.)

But, the others are right. The gal sounds interested in you and shows spunk. Go for it, dude.

You're a high energy free radical and she's a fine set of pi electrons.

262 Did you guys see the 72 virgins at #128?

It's teh awesome.  Not, however, an rdb original. 

263

This guy took me on a breakfast date once. Turned out he didn't like breakfast food. So, I had to wonder, why pick a breakfast date then?

Men are strange creatures.

Shoes are straightforward. They never talk back. And they love me just the way I am.

That's it, from now on I'm exclusive with my Louboutins.

264 122 Kathleen Parker wrote an article say the blogpsphere was killing civility.

Once I get appointed the Banning Czar by Obama, everybody will be real nice and civil. My alter-ego isn't called Mandy Manners for nothing

265 Thanks, Peaches. The boy was surprised my dad was willing to hop on a plane so fast to get me. I guess his mom wouldn't have done the same or something.

266

Posted by: Shannow at November 15, 2009 11:14 PM (LJcef)

ha, ha, ha

No.

267

I'm about the only person that didn't really like The Office last week. It was far too chaotic for my liking. It reminded me of that fire episode after the Superbowl a few years back.

I miss the old Jim. Now he's reponsible and less jokey.

268 245- I learned my friend had internet sex on Facebook last night with some soldier in Kuwait.

What? That's kind of weird. Although we all need to do our part to keep up troop morale.

269
I actually go up to women in person and talk to them.  Works wonders.  Rumpleminz is also one hell of an icebreaker.

Ha, a colts loss is almost enough to make up for a Cowboys drubbing.

270
@242

Photographic evidence of this is requested.

271 Blazer, we're not allowed to have sex on this blog, remember?

272

My son made a marshmallow gun. Thanks to Mythbusters he's now shooting marshmallows all over the downstairs.

My son used to have one of those.  Since then, he has graduated to paint ball guns and nerf guns.

273
we're not allowed to have sex on this blog, remember?

Mætenloch's just jellus, is all.

274 Colts royally fucked up today

275 the Colts can't run the ball, but they're making up for it by throwing passes to the Pats secondary

276 267  Lacey, last week's Office wasn't one of my faves, either.  In fact, I found myself barely engaged and wasn't sure why.  Maybe the chaotic thing, I dunno.

277 Well Dang it, now you made me crave Rumpleminz. And there is none in my liquor cabinet.

278 I actually go up to women in person and talk to them.  Works wonders.  Rumpleminz is also one hell of an icebreaker.
Posted by: Dang Straights

Icebreaker?  I always figured you for the type to just whip it out and see where it goes from there.

279 This guy took me on a breakfast date once. Turned out he didn't like breakfast food. So, I had to wonder, why pick a breakfast date then?

It's the fastest meal. It takes longer than "drinks" and it's a meal together, but if it all goes to hell breakfast can be eaten quickly... but if all goes well you can linger over coffee, spend some time in a park or the mall, wander around town, get lunch and a movie, etc...

If it's a failure it's quick. If it's a success it can last all day. Also, there is no booze involved in breakfast so there is no chance of getting drunk and saying something stupid.

Breakfast as a first date is the best way to go in my opinion.

280 I miss the old Jim. Now he's reponsible and less jokey.

I think so, too. He doesn't prank anyone anymore and is kinda stodgy now. And for some reason, even though everyone rolls their eyes at Michael, they don't seem to take Jim seriously, either.

281 Blazer, we're not allowed to have sex on this blog, remember?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 11:17 PM (RZ8pf)

How about under it , or beside it ?

282 there should be a warning light that tells you to turn the sockpuppet off

283

http://tinyurl.com/y8kq2pq

233 -- I think he got re-elected in '06.  From what I hear, he's got lots of "green" investments because of his sponsorship of crap 'n tax.  Since his future isn't looking so bright, it may come in handy.

 

284

My son used to have one of those.  Since then, he has graduated to paint ball guns and nerf guns.

Katya, you always provide me with glimpses of my future. He's busy with the tape measure now seeing how far he can blow the marshmallow.

285

 

264

F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU 

F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU

F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU  F*CK YOU

...

286 Icebreaker?  I always figured you for the type to just whip it out and see where it goes from there.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 15, 2009 11:18 PM (cMo6P)

Jerry: How was your date?

Elaine: He took it out.

287 279,

Quite logical, Elizabeth.

288 Holy f'ing shit! I actually made the top 10???? I don't know what to say. But I probably should thank my parents first for showing me that I could reach for the stars. Second, my teachers in grade school who inspired me to be all that I can be.

289

Elizabeth, I live in Seattle, we have coffee dates for that "quick first date" venue.

I just thought it was weird for him to suggest it and then almost the first thing he tells me when we're sitting down is he doesn't really like breakfast food.

290
That's a tequila night, Ryan.

291

 mANDY f'N mANNERS

What, you have no go piss up a ropes in you tonight?

292 Blazer I would be happy to have cyber sex with you out behind the blog.

293
he doesn't really like breakfast food.

That's just crazy.  Breakfast is a 24/7 meal, dude probably had an extra chromosome or something.

294 Tequila night, right.  So Tuesday and Thursdays.

295

Sassypants, congrats on the top 10 status!

296 Could you morons do me a favor? Stop comparing Keith Olberman to me

297 The Hoover Dam bypass is 900 feet above the river.  Who will be the first the parachute from it?

298
Blazer I would be happy to have cyber sex with you out behind the blog.

Can't you do it on a webcam, like normal crazy people?

299

so I'm watching football all day and no matter the channel they're all pimping this new Sandra Bullock football movie 'Blindside', so I thought I would ask our moronettes:

who would play you- or who would you like to have play you- in a movie?

300 Okay, so we've recently acquired a 6-year old female dachsund.  We may have her for a year until her owner's lease on her present apartment runs out and she will get an apt. that allows dogs.  Anyhoo, the dog has been secreting a foul-smelling liquid.  After doing an internet search, we believe she needs to have her anal glands emptied.  This can be done ourselves, but I think we'll spring for the vet.

301

I have been meaning to show you guys this.

Quite possibly the funniest lawsuit filed ever. This guys is a repeate pro se litigant. It took me literally about an hour to read but I have bullet points (bc I'm a dork like that!) so you don't have to unless you want to:

Highlights of his complaint:

John Lee Riches d/b/a Bernie Madoff (????) alleges he's the father to all sixteen kids of both Kate Gosselin and the Octopussy. He claims--

*Riches (the pro se litigant) who also goes by  d/b/a Madoff (not sure how you can be a d/b/a of another person!)  met Gosselin in 2000 at Long John's Silver in Harrisburg, PA while eating 'octupus'.
* Gosselin asked him to steal credit cards to cover the IVF expenses
* He can prove a safer environment for the 'rascals' as he's in prison and can provide them free healthcare, three square meals, armed security guards,  and vending machines filled with goodies and candy!
* He's currently in prison for identity fraud because his body guard he paid a million dollars to, failed to protect him from the Feds. He was lovers with both his bodyguard and his other bodyguard 'Kevin Costner'. They were a trio!
*He has naked photos of Jon Gosselin taken from a Holiday Inn Express. This will most certainly ruin Gosselin's acting career as his 'private parts would scare the world' as he's really a woman on steroids.
* He's also father to the Octopussy's kids and she's in possession of stolen credit cards so she could 'buy tater tots' (really who wouldn't?!)
* He also seeks a restraining order against ABC's 'All My Children' because 'those are his kids too'
* He seeks a paternity test on Rielle Hunter's baby. He met her when she struck him with Michael Jackson's glove at Neverland Ranch. Miss. Hunter is defrauding WIC as she's drinking all the baby formula and depriving his child nutrients.
* He seeks a paternity test against Bristol Palin's baby as she stole it from Linda Tripp.
* He beats Wilt Chamberlin's record of sleeping with the most women.
Sarah Jessica Parker is also carrying his child.
* He sued Jennifer Aniston, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Hannah Montana as all are in possession of his sperm.
* Lastly, he also sued Black History Month!

302 Holy f'ing shit! I actually made the top 10???? I don't know what to say. But I probably should thank my parents first for showing me that I could reach for the stars. Second, my teachers in grade school who inspired me to be all that I can be.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 11:21 PM (cJK1e)

Yea, your happy now, but it will sooner or later turn into Barry Mugabe's top ten most wanted AoS commenter list.


I say sweet, bring that shit.

303 I just thought it was weird for him to suggest it and then almost the first thing he tells me when we're sitting down is he doesn't really like breakfast food.

I had a first date with a guy who wanted to take me to the beach, but he was late in picking me up and he had a family obligation later in the evening. He ended up getting lost, then ran out of time and took me back, but stopped at In N Out b/c I happened to mention I wanted it. He bought me my dinner to go and dropped me off at home. I never called him again.

304

Yeah, because I mean, he didn’t like bacon.

 

Obviously, there was no second date. I just couldn’t date a man who didn’t like bacon.

305

Elizabeth, I live in Seattle, we have coffee dates for that "quick first date" venue.

I just thought it was weird for him to suggest it and then almost the first thing he tells me when we're sitting down is he doesn't really like breakfast food.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 11:22 PM (RZ8pf)

My friend went on a date this summer where the guy suggested the caprese salad and then proceeded to tell her how he hates tomatoes because of his awful mother who used to squish them on his face when he was bad.  She ate all of her tomatoes, asked for the check and he let her pay half and the tip. Buh bye.

306 PGiS,

Yeah, the fact that he didn't like breakfast food is a little odd.... maybe he heard about the benefits of breakfast as a first date from a friend or something.

When I would have a guy ask me out to "coffee" as a first date I would recoil the same way I would recoil to "drinks'. It just seems too impersonal to me (especially with coffee since most coffee places serve their stuff in to-go cups). To me that seems as personal as waving to each other across the street.... plus I'm one of theose people that is really really disgusted by people who chew with their mouth open, so I want some food involved in the first date.

307

I just thought it was weird for him to suggest it and then almost the first thing he tells me when we're sitting down is he doesn't really like breakfast food.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 11:22 PM (RZ8pf)

What sort of a man would turn down a bowl of Frankenberry?

308 Blazer I would be happy to have cyber sex with you out behind the blog. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle

You're such a romantic.

309 PGiS, I think Blazer just exploded.

310 katya, any groomer should be able to do the glan secretion thing for a nominal fee.

311
I'd love to see him break down on the Senate floor when his boyfriend loses his seat next year.  Of course that won't happen, but I guess hope springs eternal.

Posted by: kefka at November 15, 2009 11:14 PM (n1uMU)

I was on C4P today and someone from AZ was nervous about Palin campaigning for McLame next year -- since she said she'd only campaign for conservatives.  From that one and all the other political blogs I read, AZ has had enough of Johnny Mac.  The woman at C4P listed some percentages and they weren't good for him.  Woohoo!

312 271 Blazer, we're not allowed to have sex on this blog, remember?

Also, Blazer is married. Lest he forgets.

313

Lacey, is that for real?

 

I mean there is batshit crazy and then there’s BATSHIT CRAZY.

314 so I thought I would ask our moronettes:

who would play you- or who would you like to have play you- in a movie?

My man says Sarah Jessica Parker or Sandra Bullock for me. I don't know whether to be happy or irritated by that.

315 127 Hi WTR!  Sorry if I sounded a bit lecherous last night.  I blame the excessive amounts of alcohol I was consuming.  And Bush.

***************

Unlike revenge, pussy is best not eaten cold.

316 I think we'll spring for the vet.



Speaking as the owner of two golden retrievers, that's a very good call.

317
Blazer I would be happy to have cyber sex with you out behind the blog.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 11:23 PM (RZ8pf)

Meet me in the backseat of ace's  old Matador, say....around Oneish.

318 lacey, that lawsuit can't possibly be for real. Good Lord.

319

Posted by: loppyd at November 15, 2009 11:25 PM (UJIeT)

it amazes me how many bad 1st dates I hear from people about

my 1st date w/ my ex went well, my 1st date w/ my current girl went fantastic. we watched a movie and found ourseleves making out in the theatre and then spent time eating and smiling all the time, 2 days later she wanted to see me again, and 1 week later she was buying me food and it's been bliss ever since.

but i've never encountered a bad date

320

BATSHIT-Batshit crazy, you mean?

321 Your 72 Virgins Await!

322
Meet me in the backseat of ace's  old Matador

You smoove sonofabitch, you.

323

Yep. It's real. This guy is pretty notorious. But this particular complaint talkes the cake. Really, Kate does seem like the kind of classy lady that would discuss IVF over "octupus" at the local Long John Silver.

I was very unproductive at work the day I found this complaint last week!

324 Also, Blazer is married. Lest he forgets.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 11:27 PM (Dm/iK)

Thanks for reminding me. And everybody here. AND. THE. WORLD.

325 guy across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts

----------------------------------------------

Best. Sockpuppet. EVER.

326 319- i've never encountered a bad date

What's it like there in Oz? Is the weather nice?

327 282 there should be a warning light that tells you to turn the sockpuppet off

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 11:19 PM (JL3q)

Not necessary. You turned me off without even using a warning light.

328 Yea, PGiS  breakfast date sounds good to me also.  If she reaches for the ketchup to put it on her eggs. I/m outta there. Also, ketchup on the spuds will also do it. and ketchup on the meat.   Not that i'm anti ketchup or anything, but ketchup for breakfast is not for me!  Not being from the South, do people put ketchup on their grits?

329 any morons got bad date stories involving gals? let's not allow the gals to have all the fun, no bad first date story for me unfortunately...

330 I was on C4P today and someone from AZ was nervous about Palin campaigning for McLame next year -- since she said she'd only campaign for conservatives.  From that one and all the other political blogs I read, AZ has had enough of Johnny Mac.  The woman at C4P listed some percentages and they weren't good for him.  Woohoo!

Excellent!  My only concern is that I thought McCain didn't have a serious challenger in the primary.

I don't see why Palin would campaign for McCain.  He has done her no favors at all.  He basically through her under the Maverick-mobile after the election.

331 threw*

332 No it's real. It's been assigned a case number and I pulled it off the court's docket. Check out the link--he has a picture and it's fucking frightening. He looks like a neo-Nazi.

333

Jones, Lauren Graham is my answer.

334 Thanks PGIS. Now is this some guy you went out to breakfast with recently - or is this a long time ago?

335

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 11:31 PM (Dm/iK)

lmao, i'm just lucky and very careful w/ who i agree to date I guess

336

 mANDY f'N mANNERS

What, you have no go piss up a ropes in you tonight?

Loppyd, I never responded to you at the revered LGF, and as for the same at this poor site; *GAZE*.

FU, and go stripe a f'N barber poll!!!

337

Lacey, he totally must groom his eyebrows to get them to do that.

338 I just realized I haven't eaten anything since I went to BWW at 2:30 and I'm kinda hungry. I don't think anything's open this late out here. Damn.

339 Are dull dates considered "bad dates"?

Cuz, no way has someone not had one of those.

340 mystry,
I agree with you about the ketchup... there is just something about seeing eggs and ketchup touching that is just icky.

341 that ain't no 1st down folks

342 328- Not being from the South, do people put ketchup on their grits?

Grits desecration isn't allowed in the South. You may add only from this approved list: butter, cheese, bacon, sausage, shrimp, tasso gravy.

343

lmao, i'm just lucky and very careful w/ who i agree to date I guess

Posted by: YRM at November 15, 2009 11:33 PM (xNw7B)

Out here in West Texas, we know that you can never go wrong with a one-eyed heifer.

344 Excellent!  My only concern is that I thought McCain didn't have a serious challenger in the primary.

I don't see why Palin would campaign for McCain.  He has done her no favors at all.  He basically through her under the Maverick-mobile after the election.

Posted by: kefka at November 15, 2009 11:32 PM (n1uMU)

She actually gave him $2500 from her pac, but I think that's going to be the extent of it.  She's grateful for the national exposure he gave her, and most folks at C4P think she has great respect for him, but I don't think there's lots of love lost -- esp. with Mr. Palin, who was shown looking daggers at him on the night of the concession speech.

345 PGiS excellent choice

346 I just realized I haven't eaten anything since I went to BWW at 2:30 and I'm kinda hungry. I don't think anything's open this late out here. Damn.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 11:35 PM (xJEoC)

No Wendys or Taco Bell?  Not ideal, but they are usually open late....

347

Sassypants, a long time ago. It was when I was using a “matchmaker” dating service.

348 No Wendys or Taco Bell? Not ideal, but they are usually open late....

There's a McD's down the street, but are they open past midnight?

349 Grits desecration isn't allowed in the South. You may add only from this approved list: butter, cheese, bacon, sausage, shrimp, tasso gravy.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 11:36 PM (Dm/iK)

Grits trivia question:

Which one of these is correct:

"The grits are cold" or "the grits is cold?"

350

Loppy, Heysoos H. Cristo, why don't you just say Beetlejuice x3, too!

Why, I oughta come rip your throat out using just my fungal pinky toe.

351 I can't blame her, I'd get tired after all that pork too.

352

Unlike revenge, pussy is best not eaten cold.

Posted by: effinayright at November 15, 2009 11:28 PM (7M8Py)

 

Only Frenchmen have to make love with their faces.

353 Well he did get one thing right: suing Black History Month. Not quite sure how you go about doing that but there must be some equal protection violation in there somewhere......

354 any morons got bad date stories involving gals? let's not allow the gals to have all the fun, no bad first date story for me unfortunately...

Posted by: YRM at November 15, 2009 11:32 PM (xNw7B)

 

New Years's night some years ago. My date was speaking into the microphone and her dog kept growling at me

355 I just realized I haven't eaten anything since I went to BWW at 2:30 and I'm kinda hungry. I don't think anything's open this late out here. Damn.

Any gas stations that have Dunkin Donuts inside? They are usually open late even in the boonies and their sandwiches aren't that bad.

356 who would play you- or who would you like to have play you- in a movie?

Jessica Alba or Rashida Jones! If it's a low-budget indie type film, Erika Sawajiri, 'cause she'd be cheap.

357 I feel like I should be more upset and heartbroken right now, but I'm not. Has it just not hit yet?

358 273 we're not allowed to have sex on this blog, remember?

Mætenloch's just jellus, is all.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 11:17 PM (aPts0)

Yeah that's exactly it.

And for the record you're just not allowed to talk about sex explicitly on the blog.^* Otherwise we're pretty much don't ask, don't tell.

*_{You may talk sexy in Latin so long as it's grammatically correct Latin and not Harry potter-esque fakery.}

359
Goodnight M&M's. Gotta get up early to go grease Uncle Sugar's palms. You guys have fun and be safe.

360 What is tasso gravy, Girl Thursday?

361 There's a McD's down the street, but are they open past midnight?

Some are open until 1am.

362 How does one have internet sex?  Where does one place one's junk?

363 I don't think anything's open this late out here. Damn.

No room service or vending machines?  Can Daddy Rum bring you something from the airport?

364 Patriots=EPIC FUCKING FAIL!

365

shit. shit.

shit. shit.

shit. shit.

shit. shit.

366 I think he got re-elected in '06.  From what I hear, he's got lots of "green" investments because of his sponsorship of crap 'n tax.  Since his future isn't looking so bright, it may come in handy.

Ah, gracias. I say let him have it with both barrels then.

367 holy crap Indy might pull this one out at the last second

368 Belechick always goes for it on fourth because he doesn't respect other teams, that arrogant attitude just bit him in the ass.

369 I stayed up this late for this bullshit?

370 Any gas stations that have Dunkin Donuts inside?

There's a DD down the street, but I don't know if I want to go there. I guess I'll see what's open after I pick up my dad.

371

Posted by: koopy at November 15, 2009 11:39 PM (XllG0)

it did in Super Bowl 42 as well remember?

karma's a bitch

372 I feel like I should be more upset and heartbroken right now, but I'm not. Has it just not hit yet?

When I left my husband I just felt done. I figured I had used up all my unhappiness during the marriage and so I didn't need to feel that way anymore.

373 Well, this game sucks donkey balls.

374 354- Dogs like to see the leader of their pack being dominated by another alpha animal. But, really, are you sure it wasn't your date who was growling?

375 358  can the moronettes talk dirty using harry potter-esque fakery if they are dressed like belatrix lestrange and put up photos to prove it?

376 PGIS - maybe this shows how unfamiliar I am with the whole Facebook concept, but why is the woman posting that she had internet sex with a soldier via Facebook? Does she want applause? I don't get it.

377 'Night all. 

378 WTR, mcdonalds?

379

Okay I know we can't talk sex round these parts but if they pull this out, I'm going to howl like a banshee and my neighbors will be a bit perplexed.

HOLY.FUCK.COLTS!!!!!!!!!!!

380 Q: How are Grits and Lutefisk similar (besides the fact that both are regionally mocked)?

381

Posted by: loppyd at November 15, 2009 11:40 PM (UJIeT)

hey I watched my Bucs fuck up a 21 point lead w/ 5 minuets to go on Monday Night w/ 5 mins to go back in 2003 against the Colts, I know how you feel

but no sympathy for the pats from me

382 smurfette- nice!

383

Time for me to take my wounded pride off to bed.

Night, gang.

384 what a fucking sore loser this bitch is, even Gruden shook hands w/ Dungy after that comeback in 2003, Brady walking off as fast he could...

385 When I left my husband I just felt done.

That's how I feel. Like it's done. He thinks it could have been worked on if I wanted to stay and work on it, and he may be right, but there are just too many indicators that breaking it off is wise. And it seems unfair that he's way more in love with me than I was with him.

386

BIG MEG RYAN YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

YES!!

YES!!

YES!!

387 How does one have internet sex?  Where does one place one's junk? Posted by: chemjeff

You know that A:/ drive you never use....

388 'Night, kids.  I'm gonna slink off, too.

389 Why is everyone going to bed so damn early tonight? It's only a quarter to twelve here on the East coast.

390 C'mon no ketchup on home fries?? That's like ... un-American.

391

Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2009 11:41 PM (9Wv2j)

no it's awesome! where's tweets beats deadhorses?

392 This talk of grits is making me hungrier and making me want grits...

393 Ketchup on eggs might be forgiven if there is no salsa or tobasco to be had.

394

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 15, 2009 11:43 PM (hC3gC)

let me help you out with that...

395 Eman, Tasso gravy is gravy made from Tasso ham.

396 I feel like I should be more upset and heartbroken right now, but I'm not. Has it just not hit yet?
Posted by: wherestherum

Perhaps your loss is balanced somewhat by what is about to be restored.

397 eman, no, I'm still in 'Cuse, but I'm in a hotel. My dad's flight should be here in an hour or so. We're going to start bright and early tomorrow.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 10:49 PM (xJEoC)

Well, on the positive side, you're going to miss about 12 feet of snow this winter.

398 4th and 2 on the 28? WTF?

399 rum,

If it takes too much work, it's not worth it. Especially this early in the relationship. I can see putting a lot of work into something that had existed for quite a while and had a lot of history, but when it's that difficult that early on that's a big red flag to me.

400 it did in Super Bowl 42 as well remember?


All i remember from that game is the catch, what happened?

401 392

rum, just don't put sugar on them.

402 396 - That sounds like something you picked from a Fortune cookie.

403 392 This talk of grits is making me hungrier and making me want grits...

Me too!

404

Posted by: koopy at November 15, 2009 11:46 PM (XllG0)

when he went for it on 4th over a FG which would turn out to cause them a 17-17 game over 17-14

405 375 358  can the moronettes talk dirty using harry potter-esque fakery if they are dressed like belatrix lestrange and put up photos to prove it?

Posted by: navypopojoe at November 15, 2009 11:41 PM (HRRdQ)

I like the way you think. Write up a proposal and we'll see... 

406 Belechick's the bomb!

407 now we can get post-game analysis from Rodney "Dirtiest Player Ever" Harrison

408 How does one have internet sex?  Where does one place one's junk? Posted by: chemjeff

You know that A:/ drive you never use....

Thread winner and snort-inducer.

409 I'm hungry now too. We drove to Great Barrington, MA today and stopped by a great bagel place - so now sitting in the kitchen are the awesomest jalapeno bagels, and dill/red onion cream cheese. I could eat a great bagel (has to be great) for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

410 i don't understand grits

411

Why is everyone going to bed so damn early tonight? It's only a quarter to twelve here on the East coast.

Still here!

412 380 Q: How are Grits and Lutefisk similar (besides the fact that both are regionally mocked)?

Posted by: Southern Fried Yooper at November 15, 2009 11:41 PM (O2pgS)

No comparison. I always miss my grits when I'm up in North Dakota - the home of Lutefisk. What a horrid thing to do to a nice whitefish, marinating it in Clorox.

413 now we can get post-game analysis from Rodney "Dirtiest Player Ever" Harrison

Is he an analyst now?  Thats funny.

414 Well, on the positive side, you're going to miss about 12 feet of snow this winter.

While I'm bummed I won't get to use my new snow boots in snow, I'm still keeping the boots. And I'm so glad I'm missing the snow. The little snowfall we got a couple of weeks ago was nice. That's all I want to experience.

415 Ok, so what is Tasso ham?

416

How does one have internet sex?  Where does one place one's junk? Posted by: chemjeff

 

In one’s hands. Well hand. Use the other one to type dirty messages in IM. Or so I’ve heard. I have, honest to God, never had internet sex.

 

Sassypants, she didn’t post it on Facebook—now that would’ve been weird, she just told me.

417 366 I think he got re-elected in '06. From what I hear, he's got lots of "green" investments because of his sponsorship of crap 'n tax. Since his future isn't looking so bright, it may come in handy. Ah, gracias. I say let him have it with both barrels then. Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 15, 2009 11:39 PM (EL+OC) -- timber companies, like cap'n tax as they plant lots of trees, timber is an industry in SC

418 I'm glad you're still here, Katya :-)

419 Hot, buttery grits ... yum. And spam loco moco with extra gravy ... yummier.

420

How many people went to bed thinking the Pats won that? Outstanding.

Thanks, Billy. We underestimate your coaching abilities!

421 410 i don't understand grits

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 11:48 PM (JL3qV)

Think of it as a blank slate of tastelessness to hang a rainbow of greasy Southern goodness upon. Yummy.

422

Posted by: kefka at November 15, 2009 11:49 PM (n1uMU)

wanna hear something funnier? he actually thought about being a ref, maybe he'd call people "boy" like those refs do to the Ravens when they play

423

it's not even 10 pm here

 

c'mon morons- bust open another rockstar or something

424

its not even 7pm for some of us

stupid time zones

425 Rodney Harrison is like shellshocked

426 ParisParamus, thanks. I just read Melanie Kirkpatrick's review of Going Rogue. She evidently expected a little more than it is, but who knows, maybe that's because she's a WSJ editor and likes to review books written by Robert Novak.

Dang, and that reminds me, I've got to set my DVR to record Oprah tomorrow. Does anyone have a clue in hell as to what time and channel that race-mongering heart-bleeder is on?

427 Grits are great - with cheese.

428

Rum, Coach has the cutest boots online. They have buttons running up the side. They are a bit higher then ankle but not all the way to knee. Very Victorian looking. In brown or black. I am soooo tempted. The only thing stopping me is that they aren’t actually functional buttons, it is just decorative and it actually fastens with snaps. Where’s the fun in that?

429 The Pathetics lost?

Just like the old days.

430 #342, you forgot Tabasco sauce.

431 I put cheese in my grits. Or butter.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 11:46 PM (hA5JK)

That makes sense. Actually, that makes a lot of sense.

432

i don't understand grits

We lived in So. Arkansas for 3 years.  Never could appreciate Southern food.  Grits included.

433

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 11:49 PM (RZ8pf)

Don't play coy. I hear they're still talking about you back in Greece.

434

No comparison.

Texas Jew, in the word of McLaughlin: "WRONG!!!" x2

435

http://tinyurl.com/ykastos

President Obowma, Leader of the World's Greatest Superbower, Stars in the Jerk

President Obowma continues his world tour impressing the natives everywhere. We are so lucky to have such a culturally aware president who knows better than all his predecessors on how to behave.

I forget to put Valerie Jarrett in there saying Truth to Bower.

Granny J

436

Those of you here who’ve had H1N1, did it start with just a cough? Or did you get other symptoms first? Because I have a horrible cough but absolutely no other symptoms.

 

Though I just downed two shots of ice cold Jagermeister and the cough seems to be at bay now.

437 PGiS, well, the boots would be easier to get on and off. But they do sound super cute.

Ok, I'm off to pick up my dad. I'll be back.

438

 i don't understand grits    Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 11:48 PM (JL3qV)

They're for startin food fights, that all you need to understand.

439 Because I have a horrible cough but absolutely no other symptoms. -- For right now your just an efficient vector.

440

Those of you here who’ve had H1N1, did it start with just a cough? Or did you get other symptoms first?

My Johnson fell off.

441 *_{You may talk sexy in Latin so long as it's grammatically correct Latin and not Harry potter-esque fakery.}
Weewee?

442

Awww, Greece. I was married when I was in Greece. Sunrise, Santorini, on the balcony, overlooking the sea. Mmmmmmmmmm.

443

Some things are better than sex.

Ex A: Colts beating the HATEriots

Ex B: Bengals beating the STEALers (at home)

pass the cigarettes, please. I'm spent.

444 Hi, Sassy.

445 Some things are better than sex.

i'll change your mind...

446

For right now your just an efficient vector.

 

Awesome! So I’m spreading disease every time I cough! Just call me Typhoid Girl In Seattle then.

447

I get on and off Boots too.

448

Texas Jew, in the word of McLaughlin: "WRONG!!!" x2

Posted by: McLaughlin at November 15, 2009 11:53 PM (O2pgS)

And who are you Mr. Smartypants - Freddie "The Beatle" Barnes?

Have you ever even eaten lutefisk? I had to cauterize my tongue, after the last time I tried it.

449 my dad was a country boy, and he liked cornbread n beans, and would crumble up a piece of cornbread in a glass of buttermilk, and put ketchup on scrambled eggs- but I never saw him eat grits

450

holy hell, that worked? wow, lets run with this....

405  my proposal:

   Due to the fact that this is a conservative blog, and one of the root characteristics of conservatism is honesty, i propose the following to be placed into effect in order to continue the integrity of this fine blog;

1.  A moronette can use Harry Potter-esque type talk to state anything since that is how she actually speaks in her day to day life.

2.  In order to provide proof to avoid abuse of the new rule, said moronette must provide at least five still photos of herself dressed as Belatrix LeStrange (different angles) or a video of her dressed like Belatrix LeStrange while dancing or performing exercise.

451

Texas Jew

Hint: It's not bleach.

452

Jones, I bet he ate chicken fried steak too, didn’t he?

453

there is no booze involved in breakfast

Unless you're in college.

454 PGIS - wasn't Greece breathtaking? Santorini was my favorite, but we stayed at a pretty cool place in Mykonos too.

455 421- Yes!

I think this thread has pretty much made me decide to go have shrimp and grits tomorrow for lunch. Only 12 hours to go ...

456

Damn. Now I miss my mom. She makes the best chicken fried steak with meat gravy.

 

My mama was born and raised in Texas, so we got all the delicious southern dishes. And, she married a Greek, so her mother-in-law insisted she learn how to cook Greek food. So, we got all the best Greek food too.

457 451

Texas Jew

Hint: It's not bleach.

Posted by: Mr. Smartypants at November 15, 2009 11:59 PM (O2pgS)

OK, well - lye, or Drano, or sodium hydroxide.

458 I don't know dick about Harry Potter or who this Belatrix character is, so I have immunity.

459 Greek food is my absolute favorite. And this area has zero Greek restaurants. It kills me.

460

2.  In order to provide proof to avoid abuse of the new rule, said moronette must provide at least five still photos of herself dressed as Belatrix LeStrange (different angles) or a video of her dressed like Belatrix LeStrange while dancing or performing exercise.

Posted by: navycopjoe

I dated a girl who showed up to my door one day dressed as a Harry Potter character with purple hair.  Is that Belatrix LeStrange?

461

there is no booze involved in breakfast

Unless you're in college.

Posted by: Scott J

Then there is booze involved in everything.
My 2 youngest sisters are still in college and I'm amazed at how much booze they consume while still managing to stay on the Deans list AND participate in sports and other college-life activities. I swear they just never sleep at all.

462

OK, well - lye, or Drano, or sodium hydroxide.

I'll have to give them a try.

463 Or shrimp and polenta; same thing. (per Emeril, snarkily)

464 pgis, according to mbh, chicken fried steak is a staple food and must be served once a week

465

Jones, I bet he ate chicken fried steak too, didn’t he?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 11:59 PM (RZ8pf)

 

 

oh yeah

466 I was the President in charge of a trade group that combined the N.E. with the Southern region. It was decided to have the meeting in Baltimore. I approved the breakfast buffet. Now Baltimore is technically in the north, and as I was the host I thought that I had done a good job. I soon heard heard very vocally that I FORGOT THE GRITS. Geesh, I ran for president the next year, and the gritless bastards forgot to vote for me. Damn, what is it about grits?  

467

Sassypants, Santorini was my favorite. I would go back there in a heartbeat. You know when you go someplace and you have that experience where everything just seems to flow and fit and you feel like you belong? That’s how it was for me on Santorini.

 

My ex, despite the great sex, did not feel that way. Bastard.

468 452

Jones, I bet he ate chicken fried steak too, didn’t he?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 11:59 PM (RZ8pf)

Don't make fun of the only native food of West Texas (Big Spring).

Larry McMurtrey called it "like eating a a hard plank of wood covered in greasy white flour gravy", like that's a bad thing or something.

469

My Johnson fell off.

Posted by: Just Charles
----------------------
When did you first notice it was missing?

470 Bellatrix for those who don't know -
http://tinyurl.com/yzqxn44

471

my dad was a country boy, and he liked cornbread n beans, and would crumble up a piece of cornbread in a glass of buttermilk, and put ketchup on scrambled eggs

I bet he ate chicken fried steak too, didn’t he?

Sounds like Missouri.

472 hey speaking of chicken fried steak- my brother brought back a side of beef from Montana and gave me some cubed steak and some round steak- so I need a CFS recipe

473 If DC and Marvel wonder why comic book sales keep heading inexorably south, perhaps they should remember why they read them as kids.

They read them for escapism. Reading these dark disturbed anguished character stories doesn't feel like escape, it feels like making you want to slash your wrists.

474 I would not fare well living in the south. I am grossed out by fried chicken (actually that doesn't fly even in the midwest) and I've never had grits. They just look gross and runny.

475

TexasJew, I would never make fun of chicken fried steak, I love it.

 

I may be adrift in the NW, and have been raised in Colorado, but my Texas roots are through and through.

476 Wikipedia just told me that grits kill ants. Makes them explode.

477

Posted by: Jones at November 16, 2009 12:04 AM (JL3qV)

Eating mountain oysters is the real demarcation point, food-wise.

478 I heartily agree with you, PGIS re: Santorini. There is nothing as beautiful as seeing that caldera outside your hotel room. And I love that every hotel was a cave. Where did you stay -- Perivolas, Katikies? We stayed at a place called the Chromata in Imerovigli which was on the middle of the island. The restaurants were all spectacular. The Indian restaurants, the Italian restaurants all were amazing. I just love Greece so much. And those lemon potato wedges. Mmmmm.

479

Jones, I can’t help you with a recipe, my Mom is one of those “pinch of this, dab of that, then you do this, then you do that and voila, dinner” type of cooks. It is seriously frustrating for her kids when we go to try and reproduce something she makes. About the only thing we can do just as well is the Greek food, since we all helped make it from the time we were little.

480 >Sounds like Missouri.

Posted by: katya at November 16, 2009 12:06 AM (eqbdJ)

extreme sw Virginia- that little part between KY and TN

481

Ew.

Who would want to pokek that creature? There's a reason why we don't do our hair w/high bangs like it's 1987 anymore.

482 474 I would not fare well living in the south. I am grossed out by fried chicken (actually that doesn't fly even in the midwest) and I've never had grits. They just look gross and runny.

Lacey, you're truly missing out. Of course you're also lowering your heart disease risk, so I guess it works out.

483

I may be adrift in the NW, and have been raised in Colorado, but my Texas roots are through and through.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 16, 2009 12:07 AM (RZ8pf)

What are your Texas roots? I believe you said that your mom was Greek. if I'm not mistaken, PGiS.

484 Next Hint: It was found to be the answer to the Mrs. Roosevelt's War on Rickets and Pellagra

485 470, thanks, i couldn't get my tinyurl to load

486
I believe you said that your mom was Greek.

Yeah, not one of the 6 flags as I recall.

487

Sassypants, we stayed at Oia.

488 >Eating mountain oysters is the real demarcation point, food-wise.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 16, 2009 12:08 AM (dcKUM)

 

I will never go there

I'm from maryland and really love actual oysters, but where the eff am I gonna get fresh oysters in Denver

489 You stayed where in Oia? Do you remember?

490 A fried chicken hater, are you sure your on the right blog?

491

 

469  When my bicycle seat panties became more roomy, and Sharmy just liked me for me.  Sisterhood!

492

My Dad was Greek. My mom was born and raised in Wichita Falls Texas. I was born in Ft. Worth Texas at Harris Hospital.

 

My mom and dad met in college in Denver after WW2. They moved around a lot but eventually settled back in Colorado and have lived there for 40 years. (Well, only my Mom is alive now.)

493 486
I believe you said that your mom was Greek.

Yeah, not one of the 6 flags as I recall.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 16, 2009 12:12 AM (aPts0)

That's not what I meant. Tsk tsk..

494 Give me some lamb kabobs, a greek salad & a cup of avgolemono and I'm happy boy.

495 I believe tripe is point of no return, just leave Old Glory at the door.

496 I love fried oysters. Best fried oyster roll I ever had was in Wellfleet - Cape Cod. The best lobster roll I had was also on Cape Cod. Boy I miss the Cape. Haven't been there in six years.

497

I think it was called Oia Marie or something like that. You had to go down about a zillion steps to get to it. And of course it was built into the cliff.

498 I guess all the Belichick haters and Pats haters can shut the fuck up now about how the league favors them and the officials call everything their way.

499
Heh, I'll eat menudo but not a chance in hell I'm touching haggis.  Go figure.

500

My brother loves Rocky Mountain Oysters. I tried them once. Not my favorite.

501

469  When my bicycle seat panties became more roomy, and Sharmy just liked me for me.  Sisterhood!

Posted by: Just Charles at November 16, 2009 12:13 AM

Was that while you were taking a shower, eating some pasta, playing the Batman video game, or one of the other fascinating things in your day you told us about yesterday?

502 Oh, no one wants to touch haggis. I've seen haggis and it looks disturbing.

503 the league favors them and the officials call everything their way.

I think that is the Steelers you are thinking of there.

504

Jones, come to Seattle, we have plenty of oysters. And other absolutely delicious seafood.

505

I'm from maryland and really love actual oysters, but where the eff am I gonna get fresh oysters in Denver

Jack's Fish House

Simm's Landing

McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurant

 

 

506
Has anyone seen 2012?  What did you think?  Looks absolutely worser than bad.

507 498 I guess all the Belichick haters and Pats haters can shut the fuck up now about how the league favors them and the officials call everything their way.

Posted by: CraigC at November 16, 2009 12:16 AM (IWddE)

Umm, what? If you don't use your timeouts wisely and go for it on 4th and 2 from the 28th, that's no one's fault but the coach. Dumbass.

508

>I love fried oysters. Best fried oyster roll I ever had was in Wellfleet - Cape Cod. The best lobster roll I had was also on Cape Cod. Boy I miss the Cape. Haven't been there in six years.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 16, 2009 12:15 AM (cJK1e)

Deep-fried oysters are great, but I like them steamed, or in Maryland they say 'roasted'

put the raw oysters (still in the shell) on a grate over some very hot coals- cover them with burlap and keep the burlap wet with fine spray from a garden hose - when the oysters pop open it's time to eat

509 415- Ok, so what is Tasso ham?

All I know is that it's a sausagey ham that's popular in the low-country Carolinas and New Orleans.

510 Stupid comments thingy ate my post.

511 Haggis is just a big, boiled sausage -- and it is one of the few things you can acceptably do as a man wearing a skirt without underwear.

512 Has anyone seen 2012?  What did you think?  Looks absolutely worser than bad.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 16, 2009 12:19 AM (aPts0)

You're better off dead.

(haven't actually seen it.  Have better things to spend $2 on.)

513 Has anyone seen 2012?  What did you think?  Looks absolutely worser than bad.

I haven't seen it either, but he previews look awful.  It looks like a completely over the top parody of disaster films to me.

514 472 hey speaking of chicken fried steak- my brother brought back a side of beef from Montana and gave me some cubed steak and some round steak- so I need a CFS recipe

You don't need much, just make a mix of flour w/pepper in it and slap your steak in it. Some people use garlic and onion powder too in their flour and also an eggwash, but it's up to you. Then just heat up a skillet and fry it up. After it's done cooking just mix some milk and flour in the drippings and make a gravy and use lots of pepper in it, then chow down.

515
Stupid comments thingy ate my post.

With cheese and hot sauce.  Possibly gravy.  But never ketchup.

516 If mountain oysters don't suit your high falutin' tastes, try Rosster Fries.  Get your local butcher to save the balls from ~ 1,800 or so roosters, fry 'em up, and you've got yerself a fine snack!

517 I was talking about the shrimp and libster my dad smuggled home in his duffle bags from Key West back in '79.

518 I think I would love to try a roasted oyster, Jones. That sounds delicious.

519

Jones, come to Seattle, we have plenty of oysters. And other absolutely delicious seafood.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 16, 2009 12:17 AM (RZ8pf)

 

had some pacific-caught rockfish last night that was excellent

520

i did haggis in greece once

down it went and back up it came

disgusting stuff

521 510- I'm blaming the comments box for all of my typos and misspellings tonight.

522
and thanks, Many Pearl

523 This just in:

12:20 November 16th -- Obama reminds Chinese how awesome it is that he's President.

(I'll give him credit for speaking a ton more about rights and freedom than I would have expected, though.)

524

2010 may happen. Never lose faith in American workers.

 But if the Glaciers are melting,

 

shouldn't the lake be full?

 

Just Sayin'

525 (I'll give him credit for speaking a ton more about rights and freedom than I would have expected, though.)

Its easy to do when everyone knows its just words and they don't have to take it seriously.

526 492

My Dad was Greek. My mom was born and raised in Wichita Falls Texas. I was born in Ft. Worth Texas at Harris Hospital.

 

My mom and dad met in college in Denver after WW2. They moved around a lot but eventually settled back in Colorado and have lived there for 40 years. (Well, only my Mom is alive now.)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 16, 2009 12:14 AM (RZ8pf

That's great to hear, PGiS. So your mom was from Larry McMurtrey country That was quite an oil boom they had there while your mom was growing up, as I'm sure she has told you.

My own mom was stationed in Denver for a while during WWII. She loved it -it was quite a town back then, and a beautiful unspoiled area. A lot nicer than the South Pacific warzone they then shipped her off to!

527 navycopjoe, you weren't hungry enough.

528

had some pacific-caught rockfish last night that was excellent

Posted by: Jones at November 16, 2009 12:21 AM (JL3qV)

Where'd you get it?  May be some of my product.

529 I tried oysters rockefellar at one of the recent CT Moron meetups, and I loved them. It's my new favorite food.

530 koopy Im writing that down!

531

I'm blaming the comments box for all of my typos and misspellings tonight.

 

I’m blaming the 3rd shot of Jager I just had. My plan is to murder the germs with booze.

532 Okay, gotta go, frenz. I just moved to the beach and I'm getting up early in the morning to talk a walk.

533

i'm watching jug ears now

he said he is going to up the college exchange student level with china to 100,000 by next year

now he's taking questions

534 I love it when the Patriots and the Steelers play.  Every play takes 2 minutes because of all the trash talking both teams get into after each play. At the 2 minute warrings, is when the pushing, gouging, hate looking, and all the other nice things that they do to each other starts.

535

I was born in Ft. Worth Texas at Harris Hospital.

There's been a recall. Report in ASAP!

536 Do all of these disaster movies help or hurt Obama's message of hope and change -- or do they make all of use right wingers with guns look crazy (crazier)?

537 >Where'd you get it?  May be some of my product.

Posted by: Paper Boy at November 16, 2009 12:23 AM (YX6i/)

 

seafood counter at the local supermarket- nothing fancy, but it was good- labeled as wild-caught from Canada- i think rock is my favorite fish

538 100,000 from the PLA - that will be a great start for his new militia.

539

lmao, he said chicago and shanghia should share pointers how how to use clean energy

to dirty ass pollution holes

he's pathetic

540 Alright. I guess I should probably turn in too. I've got a ballet yoga class tomorrow bright and early.

Enjoy your food conversations. Later, all.

541 I was actually thinking 100,000 American university students might get a decent education.

542 wild-caught from Canada- i think rock is my favorite fish

Posted by: Jones at November 16, 2009 12:26 AM (JL3qV)

Canada?  Never mind.  Ours comes from the Gulf of Alaska.

543 >Do all of these disaster movies help or hurt Obama's message of hope and change -- or do they make all of use right wingers with guns look crazy (crazier)?

Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2009 12:25 AM (7K04W)

 

job security for CGI artists

544 537- Ooo, it is very delicious. I had some stuffed with crabmeat a few months ago.

545 has he held up his little red book yet?

546
Stone Ruination Ale as a nightcap is one hell of a ... nightcap.  Anyway, very good beer. 

547 bye Sass- come back soon

548

 100,000 from the PLA

 

Like inviting termites to the termite eradication party....with all due apologies to termites.

549 507: Not a valid argument. You can only deal with what actually happened, not what you think could have or should have happened. They did go for it, and they got it. It's not Belichick's fault the official was incompetent. And don't give me any shit about being a whiny Pats fan. I'm a lifelong, diehard Redskins fan. I just don't like it when bad officiating alters the outcome of a game.

550

Shouldn’t the global warming nuts be up in arms about China effing with the clouds and now Chavez asking Cuba to bomb the clouds to help with their drought?

 

I mean, is it really OK to eff with the weather that way in the eyes of global warming nuts?

551
I was actually thinking 100,000 American university students might get a decent education.

Nope.  Our engineering curricula are still better than anything they can produce, even if nobody is pursuing them anymore.  More likely, we develop the next generation of ChiCom nuclear engineers for them.  Nice work, Wee Wee.

552 job security for CGI artists -- it looks like they keep re-runnng the same asteroid collision/tidal wave stuff for each movie. I think they have it scripted and just tweak a few colors and angles for each film.

553 Lacey, you're truly missing out. Of course you're also lowering your heart disease risk, so I guess it works out.

 

Ahhh.  Give me a big plate of southern heart disease with a side of Tex-Mex anal burn anytime.

554

Has anyone seen 2012?  What did you think?  Looks absolutely worser than bad.

Big Hollywood calls it wondrous fun fiction.  Probably like The Day After Tomorrow. 

555

I mean, is it really OK to eff with the weather that way in the eyes of global warming nuts?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 16, 2009 12:30 AM (RZ8pf)

As long as they get their kickback money, the global warming nuts are happy as flies on shit.

556 I recently saw some pictures showing the pollution problems China is having.  Long story short, large areas of China are fucking disaster zones of pollution.  Anyone ever seen a factory with golden colored smoke streaming out of them?  It was unreal.

557 I actually like haggis. At least the haggis I had in Scotland.

558 So is Obama going to strong arm the Chinese into accepting Kyoto limits, or drop off some paper bags full of bonds?

559 Drew Carey's tweet: "Just finished 'watching' 2012, a movie about special effects in the future. Not as many people died in the movie as needed to."

560 god, he's turning the q&a into a globaling warming speech

561 And now I'm off to bed since we're getting way earlier than I'm used to getting up. Good night, all!

562 Nope.  Our engineering curricula are still better than anything they can produce, even if nobody is pursuing them anymore.  More likely, we develop the next generation of ChiCom nuclear engineers for them.  Nice work, Wee Wee.

Good point.  I guess I was thinking of the X-studies liberal arts students.  I doubt China would want any of those though.

563
So is Obama going to strong arm the Chinese into accepting Kyoto limits

HAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!!  Oh man, that's funny.

564 wow, i'm missing fresh dungeoness crab.

565 PGiS, I read on the tubes the other day that the Chicoms did this cloud-seeding thing and it caused a snowstorm that almost brought Beijing to a standstill

566 'Night, Rum. Safe travels.

567 Rum, you are back. Did you get food?

568 WTR - never heard anyone say that in a brogue I could understand.

569 So is Obama going to strong arm the Chinese into accepting Kyoto limits

HAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!!  Oh man, that's funny.

The Chinese might accept the limits, but it won't change their behavior at all.  I guess that would still be a huge win for Barry.

570

I mean, is it really OK to eff with the weather that way in the eyes of global warming nuts?

They don't seem to mind screwing with nature as they "work to stop the natural evolution of the Badlands".  They seem to think that nature is supposed to stay the same all the times.  To the point that they do all kinds of not natural things to stop the natural progress of nature.

571 I guess I was thinking of the X-studies liberal arts students. I doubt China would want any of those though. -- they make those ones stay here and cause trouble.

572 Wow, I wish I was so awesome that I could rule out a date who chews with her mouth open or puts ketchup on eggs or gives me her phone number four days too soon. Reminds me of the apparent goddess in today's New York Post who went on a date with a "hot doctor" and then freaked because he ended a text message the next day with "Hugs."

On second thought, I don't wish that at all. My imperfect self with several annoying habits has been happily married for twenty years to my similarly imperfect and occasionally annoying wife. I think a relationship with a perfect human would have been too much pressure. But hey, good luck to ubermenschen und uberfraulen (I may have made that second word up).

573

I know, Jones. And don’t you think somebody should be griping about that? I mean really, that’s got to totally mess with the ecosystem somehow.

574 Update:

Obama still reminding them of how awesome he is.

575 wow, i'm missing fresh dungeoness crab.

Posted by: todler at November 16, 2009 12:33 AM (X34Qf)

 

crabcakes

at Pimlico

576 573

I know, Jones. And don’t you think somebody should be griping about that? I mean really, that’s got to totally mess with the ecosystem somehow.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 16, 2009 12:35 AM (RZ8pf)

They have been seeding clouds for decades. It's not going to do anything.

577 Obama didn't get briefed on how the Chinese like modesty and self-deprecation?

578 mess with the ecosystem in China? A full on, strategic strike by the Russians might actually help their ecosystem.

579 schizuki,
I never said I was "so awesome" that I could rule out dating a person who chews with their mouth open. Everyone has at least one or two issues that can not be compromised. I'll compromise on a lot of stuff, but I refuse to be grossed out at every single meal I'm going to eat for the rest of my life.

That doesn't make me any more awesome than anyone else.

580 534 I love it when the Patriots and the Steelers play.  Every play takes 2 minutes because of all the trash talking both teams get into after each play. At the 2 minute warrings, is when the pushing, gouging, hate looking, and all the other nice things that they do to each other starts.

 

All pro football is choreographed.  Just like professional wrestling.

581

Well, school day tomorrow. Eff it all.

 

Night rons and ronettes.

582 Reminds me of the apparent goddess in today's New York Post who went on a date with a "hot doctor" and then freaked because he ended a text message the next day with "Hugs."
Posted by: schizuki

Wow, so she'll judge you as lesser because of something of no substance.

583

I know, Jones. And don’t you think somebody should be griping about that? I mean really, that’s got to totally mess with the ecosystem somehow.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 16, 2009 12:35 AM (RZ8pf)

 

what these climate-change retards seem to conveniently ignore is, that the planet's atmosphere recognizes no international boundaries- so we can hamstring our economy with ridiculous environmental regulations all we want, but if the biggest polluters in the world decide to opt out and continue spewing, what's the point?

584

The Colts-Pats game was so improbable that I'm sure ACORN was involved somehow.

 

1,162 more days of Obama

 

Good night to you all

585 With the accent of those asking questions in English, "Mr. President" sounds like "Mr. Present".

heh

586 I just saw Belichick on ESPN.  What a dick.  You lost.  Deal with it assbag.

587

All pro football is choreographed.  Just like professional wrestling.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic

Do you know how freaking stupid you sound?




Pro Wrestling is so real.

588
Obama didn't get briefed on how the Chinese like modesty and self-deprecation?

I'm sure Wee Wee thinks he is the reincarnation of Jin Chao.

589 549 507: Not a valid argument. You can only deal with what actually happened, not what you think could have or should have happened. They did go for it, and they got it. It's not Belichick's fault the official was incompetent. And don't give me any shit about being a whiny Pats fan. I'm a lifelong, diehard Redskins fan. I just don't like it when bad officiating alters the outcome of a game.

Posted by: CraigC at November 16, 2009 12:29 AM (IWddE)

Of course it's a valid argument. What do you think the job of the coach is??   Yes, it is his fault and "incompent" refs are overshadowed by incompetent" coaching decisions. He used two time-outs inappropriately and even one of those could have given him the challenge. He took a gamble for a first down w/2 mins and it didn't pay off. Period. End of story. What type of cheese do you eat with your whine? Seriously.

590 A lack of basic manners may indicate a lot more problems just under the surface. It is a better measure then material items or personal vanity. Back when I was dating, I always took a beater truck from the office to first dates - rather then my nice car -- just to filter out the girls who cared about that stuff.

591 Bellicheat - once a Brown, always a Brown.

592 Epic lacey, epic.

593 Oh fantastic, he was just asked by a girl why he won the Nobel Peace Prize.

594

I'll compromise on a lot of stuff, but I refuse to be grossed out at every single meal I'm going to eat for the rest of my life.

That doesn't make me any more awesome than anyone else.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 16, 2009 12:38 AM (hA5JK)

 

Elizabeth, I agree- bad table manners are a turn-off

my mother is from the UK and she drummed this into our heads relentlessly

595 good god, now he's sucking his own dick about the nobel peace prize

596

Anal burn??!

I'm your man!

 

597 Oh fantastic, he was just asked by a girl why he won the Nobel Peace Prize.

lol, please tell me he had a blank stare for several seconds and then stammered out a bunch of unintelligible crap about 'showing promise'.

598 good god, now he's sucking his own dick about the nobel peace prize

Who knew he was fruit bat material?  I thought Michelle only slept hanging upside down.

599 good god, now he's sucking his own dick about the nobel peace prize

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 16, 2009 12:45 AM (HRRdQ)

It's lunch time.  He's on Atkins.

600 I refuse to watch him, so AD and navycopjoe your radio game call is great.

601 On second thought, I don't wish that at all. My imperfect self with several annoying habits has been happily married for twenty years to my similarly imperfect and occasionally annoying wife. I think a relationship with a perfect human would have been too much pressure. But hey, good luck to ubermenschen und uberfraulen (I may have made that second word up).

 

You need to take lessons from me and Michelle.  We're just so fucking perfect.

 

602 I don't understand all the Belichik hatred.  Yeah, he's a colossal prick, so what?  He's just an NFL couch.

603 Jones, I'm picturing your childhood as a family sitting around eating country-fried steak at afternoon tea.

604 So I'm guessing he is going to ignore all of that good advice about gracefully refusing the medal or accepting it in the name of the troops.

605

summary, when dealing with terrorism, i'm a pussy

this guy is making us look weak

606
C'mon, devestating CHINESE EARTHQUAKE!  Woooooo!

607 >I thought Michelle only slept hanging upside down.

you owe me a monitor and some screenwipes

608

China will do just as I say, or I'll stop borrowing trillions of dollars from them at 29% interest.

I OWN China!

609 The Chicoms will eat him alive. He would not have made it past a local party office.

610 >Jones, I'm picturing your childhood as a family sitting around eating country-fried steak at afternoon tea.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 16, 2009 12:48 AM (Dm/iK)

 

you have no idea how accurate that is!

611 Jones,
One of the things my mother always taught me is that lack of simple table manners is a lack of respect for the people around you and for yourself. I just don't want to date anyone who has no respect for the people around them.
I'm not going to be a bitch about little things like putting your napkin in your lap (I am NOT my mother LOL) but if I can keep my mouth shut while eating even with severe painful TMJ, then I think that healthy people should be able to do the same thing.

612

he says he wants to use dialog to end terrorism and he wants to partner with china to combat it too

doesn't this asshole realize china executes terrorists quickly

what a dick

613

 

606, not cool.

614 You know, it just occurred to me this is a tougher set-up and these are more touchy questions than his last televised press conference.

I'm not kidding.

615 #602   kefka   OK  now what would Belichik be without Tom Brady?  Would he be even more loveable than he is now?

616 I thought Michelle only slept hanging upside down.

you owe me a monitor and some screenwipes

Posted by: Jones at November 16, 2009 12:49 AM (JL3qV)

_{Thank you.  I will be here all week.  Enjoy the buffet, tip your server.}

617

he just says he listens to critism from the internet to make himself better

he did it with a straight face

618 "There are times I wish information didn't flow so freely so I wouldn't have to listen to people criticize me."

At least he finally said it out loud.

619 Leave Michelle alone!!!

620 Just stopping by to report that Obama said he will accept the Nobel Prize in humility (ha) and that it was really given to the people of the United States for electing him and changing the direction of our foreign policy.

Yep,  that's what he said.  And I have no gin in the house.

Oh, and now he's talking about how he won the presidency with Twitter and how his donors were poor people and he is just a ball of wonderfulness.

Gag me with a spoon.

621 he does realize the PLA makes money from selling weapons to the terrorists sponsor starts, so partnering with them would mean the PLA would have to make less money.

622
this is a tougher set-up and these are more touchy questions than his last televised press conference

The Chinese SRM isn't as enchanted with Wee Wee as our domestic species.

623 OK  now what would Belichik be without Tom Brady?  Would he be even more loveable than he is now?

He'd be a mediocre loser that no one cared about probably.  I love his attitude.  I wish more people told the press to 'fuck off' essentially.

624 they already said the students are handpicked and the questions were prior submitted

625
what would Belichik be without Tom Brady?

Charlie Weis at ND.

626 he just says he listens to critism from the internet to make himself better he did it with a straight face Posted by: navycopjoe at November 16, 2009 12:53 AM (HRRdQ) -- come on Obama - delurk like a man.

627

618

 

tell me that's not a real quote!!!

628 but if I can keep my mouth shut while eating even with severe painful TMJ, then I think that healthy people should be able to do the same thing.

Yeah, i'm not exactly a stickler for manners, but chewing with your mouth open is just nasty. I don't want to see your food while you're chewing it and i don't want to listen to those gross smacking sounds that people who chew with their mouth open always make. Just close your damn mouth while you chew, it ain't that difficult.

629
"There are times I wish information didn't flow so freely so I wouldn't have to listen to people criticize me."

At least he finally said it out loud.

Are you shitting us? 


This guy would kill us all to be Stalin.

630

tell me that's not a real quote!!!

Posted by: Jones at November 16, 2009 12:56 AM (JL3qV)

It's a real quote.

631 Las Vegas takes a stand on mobile strippers.  Seriously.

632 "There are times I wish information didn't flow so freely so I wouldn't have to listen to people criticize me."

Its never far from the surface of his mind is it?  Yeah, but it could never happen here right.  F'n scary.

633 but if I can keep my mouth shut while eating

634 This chinese dude just said it was a very hard thing for Bambi to win the Peace Prize.

They do have stand-up in China, after all.

635 Jones & Dang Straights - Yes, its a real quote.

636

he says he wants to use dialog to end terrorism

As long as he can bring the TOTUS along.

637 602 I don't understand all the Belichik hatred.  Yeah, he's a colossal prick, so what?  He's just an NFL couch.

Posted by: kefka at November 16, 2009 12:47 AM (n1uMU)

Because he's a louse and a cheat. As I said earlier, you have to be beyond pathetic to cheat with a team that is so talented they will dominate most of their opponents anyway. The Patriots = ACORN and Bilicheck = Rahm Emanuel. Okay I've said my peace, and I'm off like a prom dress. Rum, safe journey back home.  

638 now he's rambling, its like a kadafi speech

639

"There are times I wish information didn't flow so freely so I wouldn't have to listen to people criticize me."

that is un-fucking-beleiveable for him to say that

I gather some of you are watching a press conference on TV-

640 what would Belichik be without Tom Brady?

Heh, that made me think of Drew Bledsoe. Gets injured with the Patriots and Tom Brady takes his job. Then he goes to Dallas, gets injured and Tony Romo takes his job. Wonder where he is now?

641
Lacey is correct, it is time to chase the dreams and forget this sordid mortal coil, if only for a while.

Late, maroons.

642 You know who understood that criticism was part of the job?  Bush.  But the adults are in charge now eh?

643

Because he's a louse and a cheat. As I said earlier, you have to be beyond pathetic to cheat with a team that is so talented they will dominate most of their opponents anyway. The Patriots = ACORN and Bilicheck = Rahm Emanuel. Okay I've said my peace

What got your lacyunderalls in a wad, twatweed?

644 #634

What he was asking (and what was so funny) was how he was even qualified to be awarded that prize...asked him for his educational background.

645 Press conference? Never heard of it

646 now he's rambling, its like a kadafi speech

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 16, 2009 01:00 AM (HRRdQ)

This guy's making me pine for Kadafi.

647

"There are times I wish information didn't flow so freely so I wouldn't have to listen to people criticize me."

Suck it up, buttercup.  Geez, what a girl.

648 669!  Woot!!!

649 Honestly, I'd love to know if this was playing live in China because he actually said some things here that could piss the PRC off.  Don't get me wrong, he spent a lot of it talking about how awesome it is he gets to be America's god-king, but if I was party leader over there I'd take some of this stuff about internet openness and human rights as an insult.

That said, I assume this is edited/censored.

650 drew bledsoe retired 4/11/07

651 Jones - Its a townhall in Shanghai with students.

652 What he was asking (and what was so funny) was how he was even qualified to be awarded that prize...asked him for his educational background.

Posted by: Miss Marple at November 16, 2009 01:01 AM (UQado)

Really?  I guess I need to brush up on my Engrish.

653 There are times I wish information didn't flow so freely so I wouldn't have to listen to people criticize me." WOW, right into the biographical intelligence files, cross referenced with Axelrod's observation.

654 No Homo

655 an angel passed

656 609 The Chicoms will eat him alive. He would not have made it past a local party office.     He would have been thrown into the well with all the infant Chinese girls.

657 Did anyone understand a fucking word this guy said?

658 650 drew bledsoe retired 4/11/07

Probably for the best, guy seemed to have the worst luck.

659 669! The devil's in da house!!!

660 He just told them he's impressed with their English.

Way to go, Barry.

661 or Ace's squirrels go tired

662 I guess it could be a "Gee whiz you guys have a great government here in China, we could learn a thing or two from you guys" type comment.  But, it comes off as petty and creepy.  In other words, how he always sounds when going off-TOTUS.

663 669!  Devilicious!!!

664 666?

665 now

666 669!  Shake that pitchfork!!!

667 no whammy

668 Nope.

669 yoink

670 k

671 669! Sizzlin' in sulfur!!!

672

thank god i missed the final question

the ice cream truck was at the corner

that's right the ice cream truck

hahahaha, enjoy winter guys

673 Damn! My comments wouldn't go through! I blame satan.

674 Wow.

675 damn - i was going for back to back wins

676

Dbl Dbl

666 669!  Shake that pitchfork!!!

677 675- Zod no more.

678

Damn! My comments wouldn't go through! I blame satan.

Same here.  Funny that my computer picked that particular moment to crap out.

679

hahahaha, enjoy winter guys

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 16, 2009 01:09 AM (HRRdQ)

watch out for the typhoons and volcanoes and sea monsters

680  

681

Because he's a louse and a cheat. As I said earlier, you have to be beyond pathetic to cheat with a team that is so talented they will dominate most of their opponents anyway. The Patriots = ACORN and Bilicheck = Rahm Emanuel. Okay I've said my peace

What got your lacyunderalls in a wad, twatweed?

 

 

Looks like we need a beer summit.

682

Zod no more.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 16, 2009 01:10 AM (Dm/iK)

 

Zod is not humbled!

 

683 I bet if you went by a strict interpretation of the rulebook and an in depth investigation of every single NFL team they would be found to be cheating.

684 The devil has the server all wee wee'd up

685

I gather some of you are watching a press conference on TV-

I think they're remote viewing while taking dumps, thus the Obama connection.

686

back to the predator marathon

come to think of it, was it really a break?

instead of kids make it money obama is coming for

chris hanson:  why would you come here to steal 2 trillion dollars while the parents aren't home?

obama:  i just wanted to be the money's friend!!

687 Thank you to the M&Ms who are watching the Obama press conference so I don't have to!

688

I bet if you went by a strict interpretation of the rulebook and an in depth investigation of every single NFL team they would be found to be cheating.

I'd give you 85:3 odds that's a damnable lie!!!

689 Tasso is ham cured with a lot of tabasco pepper among other ingredients,
Scot J if you think booze for breakfast is only a college thing then it is likely
that you have never eaten breakfast in New Orleans.

690 #683   Well  yea. thats when the ref's throw the yellow flag.  Just like Maetenloch does to us.   Same thing!!!

691 I'm going to bed, 'Rons.  Catch y'all tomorrow.  'Night.

692

660 He just told them he's impressed with their English.

Way to go, Barry.

He also should have said that he knows that ChiCom  women have the tightest twats in the world.  Just sayin'.

693

i gotta punch out
my 3-day weekend is over; time to face my 2 day workweek!

goodnight, friends

694 Okay I was away for a while.  Thanks for your dating advice.

695 660 He just told them he's impressed with their English.

Way to go, Barry.

I thought they spoke Austrian.

696 He just told them he's impressed with their English.

Way to go, Barry.

Has he apologized for not being able to speak good Oriental?

697 Well, at least he doesn't have someone to bow to.

698

697 Well, at least he doesn't have someone to bow to.

He's not finsihed with his trip yet

699

Obozo's been watching Charlie Chan movies all week so he'll be comfortably familiar with Chinese cultural behavior.  Expecting an "ahh, so" any minute now.

700 I was away from my 'puter for a little bit.... did I miss anything important? (other than Obama making as ass of himself overseas again)

701 Evidently not.

702

"There are times I wish information didn't flow so freely so I wouldn't have to listen to people criticize me."

 

Oh great. Now all the right-wing extremist blogs will take that quote out of context to smear President Wonderful. He's got a great sense of humor, guys. It's one of the reasons why we serve love him.

btw... that George W. Bush? Total Nazi who wanted to squash all dissent.

703 lol jeff

704 It's not Belichick's fault the official was incompetent. And don't give me any shit about being a whiny Pats fan. I'm a lifelong, diehard Redskins fan. I just don't like it when bad officiating alters the outcome of a game.

Posted by: CraigC at November 16, 2009 12:29 AM (IWddE)

Except that it was a good call by the official. The receiver didn't have possession until after he was hit. He bobbled it on the way down. Even if he could have contested the call, it wouldn't have changed anything.

705 BHO sure is looking skinny and juandiced these days.

706

I had lunch with some local government types in China today.  Talked about Barry's big visit.  They asked if he was considered a weak president in America.  I told them not to get the idea that Barry's weak.  It's all an act.  When he gets riled, watch out!!  So don't be thinking about starting anything while he's president.

Sometimes you have to lie for national security purposes.

707 eep, i'm late tonight. don't have time to scan the comments, just want to say that, as far as the moron convention goes, i really think you should seriously consider having it in Charlottesville, Virginia, on March 20th, in the afternoon, and then you can all go to the Taylor Swift concert that evening. Anyway, just my two cents, I think it would be a perfect place to have it, great city, and I'm going to the concert anyway so I can totally drop by the convention and all.

708 Ah Cicero, that explains the slightly harder questions - they were testing him.

709 Drudge has nothing but good news for the leftys - delays for global climate change treaty, a republican to win Barry's old seat, and Russians eating people on kababs.

710 good night morons and moronettes

711 Good job Cicero, I would have launched into an hour long rant/presentation about just how weak I thought Obama was, complete with pie charts.  The invasion would have started immediately.

712 good night, elizabeth!

713 Night, Elizabeth.

714 I have a great powerpoint presentation on just that topic, but I have a family in the states.

715

there is no booze involved in breakfast

Unless you're in college.

Posted by: Scott J

Or unless you're in Vegas, Reno or Tahoe.

I've noticed something very puzzling reading through this thread.  There are a few comments I've seen posted where a previous comment made is quoted, and I don't see the original comment.  Anyone else noticing this, or have I had 4 beers and 2 shots of Peppermint schnapps too many tonight? 

716 I have a great powerpoint presentation on just that topic, but I have a family in the states.

Its good to be prepared.  You never know when you need one to back up your argument! lol

717 715- The internet is squirrely tonight. My twitter is doing something similar, too.

718 Adrian, you're in Charlottesville?

719 The Chicoms will eat him alive. He would not have made it past a local party office.

Well, we already know how they deal with things like the Rezko scandal.  Michelle probably would have been sent the bill for the bullet Obie would have gotten.

I do kind of admire the PRC's approach to corruption.  Not too many repeat offenders.

720 473 If DC and Marvel wonder why comic book sales keep heading inexorably south, perhaps they should remember why they read them as kids.

They read them for escapism. Reading these dark disturbed anguished character stories doesn't feel like escape, it feels like making you want to slash your wrists.

Part of the reason sales slid so much was the fact that comics left the grocery stores and convenience stores and are now almost exlusively sold in collectibles stores, called the "direct market."  They all mostly use one distributor, Diamond Distribution, and that hasn't helped.  Shenanigans by Image Comics in the mid-90s didn't help either when they basically single-handedly ruined the collectibles market and caused quite a few comic stores to close up shop.

While I think that op-ed piece was pretty damned good, saying the comic market declined solely because of left-wing politics is pretty silly.  Then citing Frank Miller's most awesomely awesome The Dark Knight returns is even sillier!  (It was largely, if anything, a giant libertarian finger to authoritarianism.)  He's absolutely right that you have to pick up too many books to follow anything these days.  Comics are $3 and $4 dollars a piece these days.....absolute murder!  When I was a kid I could get a giant stack of comics for a few bucks, and now a small stack is pushing $40 bucks.  Intertwined and convoluted story-telling combined with high prices pushes people out of the market.

But it has to be realized, publishing is failing all over.  Was it Newsweek that only sold 60,000 copies of an issue lately?  I do believe that's worse than the top 50 selling comic titles on the market at present.  I've been saying, the comics publishers have to really take advantage of the internet.  Dead tree industries are as dead as the trees they print on.

721 Ahh, thanks Girl Thursday, glad it's not just me it's happening to.

722 Girl Thursday, yep!

I would like to thank all the morons and ettes this evening for the discussion on the importance of proper manners, good stuff. I've been reading some Austen this week and, wow, did we ever end up a long, long way from where we once were.

Also, completely different, but OTR in the ONT about loving Castle, and so I have to man up and admit when I'm wrong. Caught up with the two week old ep on hulu tonight, they interview a bunch of really skeezy characters as murder suspects, plus one nice christian couple, and of course the moment the devout christian couple showed up on screen I knew they were the most twisted ones and bound to be guilty and of course it was so. A small miracle they didn't have a jar of jellybeans on their desk. Thanks for all the great years of insulting your audience, liberal television, you rock!

723 But anyway, no one watched WWII in HD on the History Channel?

I coulda told ya'll The Prisoner was gonna suck.

724 I've been saying, the comics publishers have to really take advantage of the internet.  Dead tree industries are as dead as the trees they print on.

if nothing else, the rippers have been doing a bang up job in keeping the OOP classic comics alive

725 722- Oooo, which Austen?

726 whaddup morons

727 Mansfield Park. I really love her, but for some odd reason that's one I'd never read, and then I think someone here mentioned a few weeks ago that they thought it was her best one, and so there it is. And it is wonderful. But don't tell me how it ends, please!

728 727- Don't worry; I won't. Pride and Prejudice and Northanger Abbey are my favorites, but they're all great.

729 p.s. the thing about austen that annoys me is that so many people think of her just as chick-lit or just like her for the romance and the colin firth british accent and hotness angle, but she's actually, and i'm totally sincere, i think she may be the funniest writer ever. very subtle sometimes, but almost every page is laugh out loud funny. it just annoys me sometimes that a lot of people don't seem to get that and don't notice when she's being tongue-in-cheek.

730 this album blows more goat than a Pakistani

731 729- I agree. I adore her work. Although, I think women love Colin Firth, in part, because of Mr. Darcy--which, again, is all Austen's doing.

732 So is this turdsnorgler a complete idiot or are we missing something? Politico:

“I know that the United States has been disengaged from these (Asian) organizations in recent years. So let me be clear: those days have passed,” Obama said (blah blah Politico blah) “As an Asia Pacific nation, the United States expects to be involved in the discussions that shape the future of this region, and to participate fully in appropriate organizations as they are established and evolve,” Obama said.

Well, fuck him six ways to Susquehanna, but "disengaged?" WTF? Yet the weirdest thing is... has Barry ever looked at a map or a globe? Is it too tuff for his widdle bwain? The US is an "Asian Pacific" nation? Look, I could see saying, awkwardly and with tongue-twisted maladroitness "North American Pacific," but unless General Zod had recently rearranged the tectonic plates, North America is not Asian. Not even close. Asia is on the western side of the Pacific, and the US is on the eastern side. Simple geography, Barry. Perhaps his brats could enlighten him on the subject, if they have any brains. They certainly didn't get any from their father.

733 well, i'm out, goodnight!

734

Asia is on the western side of the Pacific, and the US is on the eastern side. Simple geography, Barry.

If the Lightworker says it, then it is so.  Amen.

735 What the hell have they done to the Hoover Dam???

They couldnt move the bridge farther away??? Thats criminal!

736 122 Kathleen Parker wrote an article say the blogpsphere was killing civility.

Parker... Noonan... Frum... wherever you are out there...

FUCK YOU TOO!

737 hmm a sextape with Miss Universe Japan and Miss Universe Trinidad and Tobago

738 I just commented on Kathleen Parker's silly incivility screed.  I wasn't that civil.

739 Kathleen Parker wrote an article say the blogpsphere was killing civility.

Well. Just so long as she did not post or otherwise publish her elevated contumely on the intertubes. That would be... ah, I believe the word is "hypocritical." But "scruntiform" would suit her just as well.

740 hmm a sextape with Miss Universe Japan and Miss Universe Trinidad and Tobago

...in which Barry Soetero-Obastard, Lord of America, bows and grovels, while wearing a sombrero. And nothing else.

Finally, a good use of his time.

741

I know that the United States has been disengaged from these (Asian) organizations in recent years. So let me be clear: those days have passed,” Obama said

So I spent a total of six and a half years in Korea and my country didn't even know I was there?

742 this dude is the MAN. how someone, anyone could pull that off with both of them at the same time is a f***ing mystery

743 Bill R., you forget that history began at Year Zero, January 2009 in old reckoning.


Unless one wants to blame our troubles on someone else, in which case Chimpy McHitlerBush not only ruled continuously from 2000 BC until the present, he still pulls Teleprompter Jesus's strings. It just ain't fair.

744

Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2009 02:52 AM (AZGON)

Musta been a figment of my imagination, or a really good acid trip.

745 You know, if the Nation Below Canada is an Asian Pacific nation, then Japan is a North American Pacific nation. And Brazil is an Antarctic Atlantic nation. And Tunisia is a Mediterranean Turkish nation. What the fuck, Lichtenstein is an Alpine Micronesian nation, and Detroit is a Canadian African city-state.

The world according to Obastard.

746 The Asia/Pacific crowd ain't fools, they knows he's talking out his ass. 

747 Wat, wait, I thought Brazil was on the southside of Chicago?

My entire world is a lie!

748 don't know if anybody's mentioned this, by a full, official recount is underway in NY-23 (and of course, it's been barely mentioned by the MSM... actually, i'm not sure it's been mentioned at all)

749 but a full rather

750 An image:
(Sorry, Mr. Tarantino)
Obama hands an obviously well-used bottle of lotion to the World, as he zips up the presidential fly.  "She's all yers, World. Heh. Careful, she's a spitter." 

America lay comatose on the bed, half-oblivious.

Yeah, it's like that.

751 749 a full rather

??
Is that a new phrase? 

"The MSM worked itself up into a full Rather today...."

752 751, hahaha.

yes, yes it is.

753 don't know if anybody's mentioned this, by a full, official recount is underway in NY-23 (and of course, it's been barely mentioned by the MSM... actually, i'm not sure it's been mentioned at all)

Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 16, 2009 03:23 AM (dwwPD)

It was mentioned that a recount in one district was in Hoffman's favor the other day. It put him close enough for the election to be decided by absentee ballots which are mostly from the military out of Ft. Drum.

754 Drudge reports that Obama is looking into nationalizing transportation. That only works in the British Isles (& even then, not so much).

755 754, whadya' mean "nationalizing transportation?" Technically the highway and national rail systems are already nationalized.

756 oh wait, i see.

that's bullshit.

in NYC, for example, the problem isn't that the MTA needs broader oversight, it's that it needs MORE LOCAL OVERSIGHT. Public transportation works the best the more localized its oversight is.

757 also, don't the feds oversee that "wonderful" dc metro system....

758 King Barry gets a little touchy when he's got jet lag and gets a sort of hard question from the DemSM

Obama Bristles at AP Question

SHANGHAI, China - President Barack Obama made no effort to conceal his irritation when his press corps used the first question of his maiden Far East trip to ask what was taking him so long on Afghanistan.

Jennifer Loven of The Associated Press had asked: "Can you explain to people watching and criticizing your deliberations what piece of information you're still lacking to make that call."

"With respect to Afghanistan, Jennifer," the president scolded, "I don't think this is a matter of some datum of information that I'm waiting on. ... Critics of the process ... tend not to be folks who ... are directly involved in what's happening in Afghanistan. Those who are, recognize the gravity of the situation and recognize the importance of us getting this right."

759 The AP? We don't consider that a news organization

760 The AP? Never heard of them

761

Bambi wants to take over the subways.

Unreal.

762 hoover dam can supple the electronics?but i think the laptop battery is not fit the hoover dam.hehe

763

I just wanna say; It was better before, before they voted for whats-is-name....

http://tinyurl.com/apwyp5

764 folks who ... are directly involved...recognize the gravity of the situation
Posted by: kbdabear

Maybe the problem is Jug Ears ain't involved enough. Or that he is on the wrong side of the equation. Typical westerners believe the west should win. His actions are opposite, leading me to conclude that he is for the East. The families of every soldier that dies as the result of his inaction should be calling for Obama's resignation, and I would supoort that.

765

"With respect to Afghanistan, Jennifer," the president scolded, "I don't think this is a matter of some datum of information that I'm waiting on. ... Critics of the process ... tend not to be folks who ... are directly involved in what's happening in Afghanistan. Those who are, recognize the gravity of the situation and recognize the importance of us getting this right."

Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2009 04:57 AM (sYxEE)

Got news for you Pres'Ent Toonces you moron, every single one of us is directly  involved, your narcissistic fucknugget. This piece of shit thinks the rest of us are a bunch of plebes.

766 I'm going to try to end the day above $1130 per ounce today.

767 Jeesh, Scarborough is having one of his more obnoxious shows this morning:

First they snear at Palin for daring to imply that McCain's campaign manager is fat (they actually woke Maureen O'Donnel early to come on and say this) - this coming, of course, from the side of the political spectrum that tried to make weight an issue in the New Jersey Gubernatorial campaign - and then Joe goes off about what a great, GREAT job Hillary is doing. Right - all she did, after all, was pretty much destroy the Middle East peace talks and piss off the Pakistanis with every word to come out of her mouth!

But Hillary is SMART because she is worried we are spending too much money and because she thinks we need to restore our fiscal sovereignty. Palin is DUMB because she is worried we are spending too much money and because she thinks we need to restore our fiscal sovereignty. Funny how that works, ain't it?

768 Scarborough is an asshole, and the fact that they went and got MoDo to be a part of that story tells me all I need to know about it.

It was a hit piece from the get go. PMSNBC is a not funny joke.

769

I thought Scarborough was one of the more objective reporters, *shrugs*.  Either I was wrong or he changed since the last time I saw him (many moons ago).

766 I'm going to try to end the day above $1130 per ounce today.

In the end, there will be only chaos.

770 Wow, I made 9 this week.

How to survive a "dirty bomb TV show".  Don't watch the POS.  Watching crap like that is more hazardous to your health than a dirty bomb.

771 My theory on Scarborough is that he is being blackmailed.

He sure did resign real quick after that woman was found dead in his office.  And Fox didn't make him an offer, either, even though he was experienced in TV after all of the appearances he made during the impeachment.

MSNBC puts him on and has him attack Republicans.   The old Scarborough would have liked Sarah Palin a lot.  Blackmail is my explanation,  unless someone can think of a better one.

772

I miss Megyn Kelly.

773 He sure did resign real quick after that woman was found dead in his office.

Umm, what? I've never heard of this and I assume the guy liked hookers and blow as much as your average moron, but that's a bit much. He's been going on about Hillary on his radio show too for the last couple weeks. 

774

#771

I didn't hear about a woman being found dead in Scarborough's office.

Another explaination is that Scarborough "grew" during his time at MSNBC. 

775 Another explaination is that Scarborough "grew" during his time at MSNBC.

Yea I help him with that about three or four times a week.  

776 The power of geekiness

The PA thread IR v2.0 lives on.

777 586 I just saw Belichick on ESPN.  What a dick

I'm feeling pretty vindicated about my comments on the other thread yesterday.  _{hee hee hee}

778 Uhhh, what woman was found dead in Scarborough's office? Is that real?

779 Vic -

Deseret News, The (Salt Lake City, UT) - July 21, 2001

Congressman's office aide is found dead in Florida
 FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- An office worker for U.S. Rep. Joe Scarborough was found dead Friday in the congressman's district office.Preliminary findings from the medical examiner's office showed no foul play or any outward indication of suicide, said Police Chief Steve Hogue.Authorities identified the woman as Lori Klausutis, 28. She had worked for Scarborough since May 1999, said Mick Serrano, press secretary for the congressman.
Now the stuff about Peyton Manning's divorce is untrue as far as I can tell.  It's a rumor that people have been circulating for years. 

780 On July 20, 2001, Scarborough's constituent services coordinator, Lori Klausutis, age 28, died after hitting her head on a desk when she fainted while alone in Scarborough's Fort Walton Beach, Florida, office

From wikipedia

781 ARg.  That was for CoolCzech.  Not awake yet.  AND HQ is posting really slowly for me again!

782 LOL, known what you mean.

I had to research that story myself.

783

I saw 2012 last night, just to quench my thirst for seeing massive destruction and chaos on the big screen.  There was a preview for a movie called "Did you hear about the Morgans?" It stars Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker as a dysfunctional high-end couple who are forced to go into the Witness Protection Program and live in Wyoming. Real original, Hollywood.  It looks like a clone of "For Richer or Poorer".  Anyway, there was some woman shooting a gun and Jessica's character says "Look, it's Sarah Palin".  WTF?  First NCIS and now some stupid movie? 

BTW, Avatar looks like it's going to suck the big one too.  While visually stunning, it looks like the typical "rich white American meanies are going to rape a virgin ecosystem and the natives are going to righteously kick their asses with the help of military turn-coats" flick. 

784 Hoover Dam is gorgeous. Who else has visited that dam and in days past taken its tour inside to eye witness the glory of American machining? Who else caught this week's PBS broadcast of its construction? The Hoover Dam was proudly/humbly built by American laborers who suffered intense torture (14 deaths acknowledged from the poisonous gas fumes) within the bypass tunneling. But the dam itself is a magnificent monument to the American amalgam of science, artistry and MANUAL labor performed by American citizens.

Yes, I appreciate the need for commercial transportation. But I'll admit that this bridge looks like graffiti blocking view of the dam's architectural statement. Yet the 1930s dam was not intended to be an interstate highway bridge.

We know who's paying for the new bridge. I'm curious, who is building it? The same Chinese interests who "repair" San Francisco's? Or the "Spanish" corporation given the bid to build TX highways? Did Reid/McCain fund the lining of international interests pockets compounding the costs of the new bridge? Since Hatch owned the interests that built Lake Havasu City, his profitable interests are worth observing, as well. Finally, if built on tribal reservations, what role are our native tribal councils playing in this? Gateway to new gambling casinos? Win/win?

785 I can't believe I am the only one who remembers this story about the aide dying in his office.  This is from the Ft. Walton Daily News:



Two Fort Walton Beach police officers who witnessed the autopsy of Lori Klausutis, an aide to U.S. Rep. Joe Scarborough, reported her skull had been fractured.

The extent of the head injury has never been reported by those investigating the July 20 death of the 28-year-old at Scarborough's Fort Walton Beach office. The body, which had apparently lain on the floor all night, was discovered about 8:30 a.m. by a couple arriving to discuss a work permit issue with Klausutis.

The popular young aide's death was ruled accidental.

The autopsy information, noted by Officer Stephen Sequeira and crime scene expert Dusty Rhodes, was found in a Fort Walton Beach Police Department report turned over Monday to the Northwest Florida Daily News.

Police Chief Steve Hogue said he decided to open the investigative file on the Klausutis case after a public records request was made by Daily News Editor Ralph Routon.

The skull fracture didn't change the findings about what killed Klausutis, according to Associate Medical Examiner Michael Berkland.

A hairline fracture like the one found is completely consistent with an unconscious person's fall and totally inconsistent with a physical assault, he said.

Of course,  it would be consistent with someone falling for whatever reason.
Not saying he offed her, but an accident due to shoving,  or finding her and not reporting it, would be something blackmailable.   Mostly,  I am posting this to prove I am not making things up.

786 You know, "Mallamutt" is lain for "bad dog."

787

BTW, Avatar looks like it's going to suck the big one too.  While visually stunning, it looks like the typical "rich white American meanies are going to rape a virgin ecosystem and the natives are going to righteously kick their asses with the help of military turn-coats" flick. 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus)

Given the "environmental abuse" in China, India, Africa and Latin America, the "typical meanies", Avatar's bash USA is too old hat to buy while Chavez begs Castro to bomb him some rain.

788 I really, really hate the laptop battery guy.

789 I hate it when I spell "latin" as "lain."

790

You know, "Mallamutt" is lain for "bad dog."

Actually, when I graduated from law school, I bought an Alaskan Malamute. When my oldest was 3, that is how she pronounced the dog's breed name - "Mall (like Pall Mall) - a - mutt".

791

AND HQ is posting really slowly for me again!

Pixy has been overworked.

792

Anyone notice who the first poster is on the Wired Magazine article about surviving a dirty bomb?

793

mal-, mali-, male- = "bad"

mutt = "stupid"; from "muttonhead" (the stupidity of sheep, a four legged animal; referred to by some especially hard core mutts as "dogs"; hence, "bad dog."

 

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King Barry gets a little touchy when he's got jet lag and gets a sort of hard question from the DemSM

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SHANGHAI, China - President Barack Obama made no effort to conceal his irritation when his press corps used the first question of his maiden Far East trip to ask what was taking him so long on Afghanistan.

Jennifer Loven of The Associated Press had asked: "Can you explain to people watching and criticizing your deliberations what piece of information you're still lacking to make that call."

"With respect to Afghanistan, Jennifer," the president scolded, "I don't think this is a matter of some datum of information that I'm waiting on. ... Critics of the process ... tend not to be folks who ... are directly involved in what's happening in Afghanistan. Those who are, recognize the gravity of the situation and recognize the importance of us getting this right."

795 I got hit by a dirty bomb once.  Started cursing immediately and having having kinky, unprotected sex.

796 Naming your first born "evil", Malia Obama.

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793 mal-, mali-, male- = "bad"

797

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Funny, Obama seemed pretty confident on the 2008 campaign trail about what we had to do in Afghanistan.  The 52%ers are fools.

 

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#792  Anyone notice who the first poster is on the Wired Magazine article about surviving a dirty bomb?

I don't even see the article on the Wired main page.  Am I looking at the right location?

799 Drudge linked this video of Obama meeting the Emperor of Japan as compared to everyone else in the world.

800 And now I shall provide the link.

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