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Overnight Open Thread - Caturday Edition (Mætenloch)

Welcome to Caturday all. So grab a drink and unleash your wit.

5 Things You Didn't Know About Pat Sajak
He also quietly gives a lot of money to charities, and he's a Republican who's contributed to many candidates.

pat_sajak.jpeg

Newsweek Stops Even pretending to be an Objective News Magazine
Okay they were always somewhat biased being part of the MSM and all. But recently they've dropped the mask and don't even make a pretense of being objective. The covers of Mother Jones and Harper's are only slightly more biased.

newsweek-palin-219x300.jpg

Cops Pose as Beatniks to Catch Drug Suspects
Like uncool daddy-o. And they arrested Pearl Bailey's brother. Back in 1959.

Duke University official concerned that sex toy study will make female students want to "just sit around and masturbate"
Morons, we must not let the ladies phase us out. Unless there's video of course.

So What's the Deal With Cat Ladies?
Sadly Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons is now one of them. And why aren't there any cat gentlemen?

Fiddler Crab Females Even Bigger Sluts Than Fruit Bats

Latin Makes a Comeback in Schools
qui quae quod cuius cuius cuius cui cui cui quem quam quod ...
Best advice from Latin class: Semper ubi sub ubi

Tonight's post brought to you by the Don and kitteh

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Comments

1 wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 14, 2009 10:12 PM (/G2HL)

2 Ahoy polloi.

Posted by: John Bigbooty (rdb) at November 14, 2009 10:13 PM (a/B2/)

3

oh oh, am i the only one without a life?

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 14, 2009 10:13 PM (/G2HL)

4

btw, i'm at the level where washington is on fire

i kind of like it

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 14, 2009 10:14 PM (/G2HL)

5 Bow chicka bow down!

Posted by: Pres'Ent Toonces at November 14, 2009 10:14 PM (erIg9)

6 hmmm....time for a bourbon, don't y'all think?

Posted by: iron_fox at November 14, 2009 10:14 PM (5nzSx)

7 oh, and if the damn rangers didn't jump in my line of fire there wouldn't be so much freindly fire damnit

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 14, 2009 10:15 PM (/G2HL)

8 When isn't it time to drink?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 14, 2009 10:15 PM (erIg9)

9 6  its noon somewhere so its always time

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 14, 2009 10:15 PM (/G2HL)

10 HERE'S the Rum, Baby!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 10:16 PM (QECjC)

11 Eeew, Corleone looks like he's about 3 seconds away from strangling that cat.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 14, 2009 10:17 PM (A/5II)

12 For Christmas, I want Sarah Palin naked & doing a Prejean under my Christmas Tree.

In case anyone was wondering.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 10:18 PM (QECjC)

Posted by: John Bigbooty (rdb) at November 14, 2009 10:18 PM (a/B2/)

14

Don Corleone: "Never go against the Family again!"

Kitteh: "MEOW!"

Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at November 14, 2009 10:20 PM (C3Ttr)

15

http://tinyurl.com/yld6wcn 
The Obama Christmas Catalog-Free Nobel Peace Prize With Every Purchase

I'm definitely getting the boob belt.

The customer reviews were actual reviews from Amazon. Really

Posted by: Czarface at November 14, 2009 10:20 PM (oBStc)

16 HERE'S the Rum, Baby!

You rang?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 14, 2009 10:21 PM (GZnia)

Posted by: rockhead at November 14, 2009 10:21 PM (RykTt)

18 Is that cover of Newsweek sexist? Yes.

Would I sell my soul to the devil to have leg's like that when I'm Sarah Palin's age? Yes. Yes I would.

And hello there Mr. Brando. Miau..

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 10:21 PM (seR4q)

19 Judging by looks, Dale Bozzio prob'ly smells like her house does.

Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at November 14, 2009 10:21 PM (C3Ttr)

20 Your tax dollars at work:

Of the $1 billion in clean-energy stimulus money spent since the beginning of September, $850 million has gone to foreign wind companies. It doesn't take a bunch of experts at a hastily planned "jobs summit" to discover this isn't the way to bolster employment in America.

Indeed, the 11 U.S. wind farms that received stimulus money from the Treasury have imported 695 of the 982 wind turbines to be installed, creating 4,500 jobs overseas. That's far more overseas work than the stimulus money has created in the United States.


Posted by: rockhead at November 14, 2009 10:21 PM (RykTt)

21


I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse Mr. Precious. Nine Lives or Fancy Feast ?

Posted by: Don Corleone at November 14, 2009 10:23 PM (+FzLa)

22

wheeeeeee 5 minutes and shift is OVAH

was reading the bow threads - too many posts to pitch in, but good reading, morons.

Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at November 14, 2009 10:24 PM (C3Ttr)

23 I'm heading to Washington for some R&R. I'm tired of these tunnelers.

Posted by: Godzilla at November 14, 2009 10:24 PM (muUqs)

24 I think Maetenloch is baiting us. He's setting a very clever trap and waiting to finger one of us.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 10:25 PM (RZ8pf)

25 Also: BHO Bows = GWB Monkeyfaces

Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at November 14, 2009 10:25 PM (C3Ttr)

26 Should I post the Dewey Whetsell letter about Sarah? Or has everyone read it? Okay, I'll post it, and apologize in advance if everyone's already read it. I feel like wasting electrons tonight to annoy the Greenies.


"The last 45 of my 66 years I've spent in a commercial fishing town in Alaska. I understand Alaska politics but never understood national politics well until this last year. Here's the breaking point: Neither side of the Palin controversy gets It's not about persona, style, rhetoric, its about doing things. Even Palin supporters never mention the things that I'm about to mention here.

1- Democrats forget when Palin was the Darling of the Democrats, because as soon as Palin took the Governors office away from a fellow Republican and tough SOB, Frank Murkowski, she tore into the Republicans Corrupt Bastards Club (CBC) and sent them packing. Many of them are now residing in State housing and wearing orange jump suits. The Democrats reacted by skipping around the yard, throwing confetti and singing la la la la (well, you know how they are). Name another governor in this country that has ever done anything similar. But while you're thinking, I'll continue.

2- Now with the CBC gone, there were fewer Alaskan politicians to protect the huge, giant oil companies here. So, she constructed and enacted a new system of splitting the oil profits called ACES. Exxon (the biggest corporation in the world) protested and Sarah told them don't let the door hit you in the stern on your way out. They stayed, and Alaska residents went from being merely wealthy to being filthy rich. Of course the other huge international oil companies meekly fell in line. Again, give me the name of any other governor in the country that has done anything similar.

3- The other thing she did when she walked into the governors office is she got the list of State requests for federal funding for projects, known as pork. She went through the list, took 85% of them and placed them in the when-hell-freezes-over stack. She let locals know that if we need something built, well pay for it ourselves. Maybe she figured she could use the money she got from selling the previous governors jet because it was extravagant. Maybe she could use the money she saved by dismissing the governor's cook (remarking that she could cook for her own family), giving back the State vehicle issued to her, maintaining that she already had a car, and dismissing her State provided security force (never mentioning, I imagine, that she's packing heat herself). I'm still waiting to hear the names of those other governors.

4- Now, even with her much-ridiculed gosh and golly mannerism, she also managed to put together a totally new approach to getting a natural gas pipeline built which will be the biggest private construction project in the history of North America. No one else could do it although they tried. If that doesn't impress you, then you're trying too hard to be unimpressed while watching her do things like this while baking up a batch of brownies with her other hand.


5- For 30 years, Exxon held a lease to do exploratory drilling at a place called Point Thompson. They made excuses the entire time why they couldn't start drilling. In truth they were holding it like an investment. No governor for 30 years could make them get started. This summer, she told them she was revoking their lease and kicking them out. They protested and threatened court action. She shrugged and reminded them that she knew the way to the court house. Alaska won again.

6- President Obama wants the nation to be on 25% renewable resources for electricity by 2025. Sarah went to the legislature and submitted her plan for Alaska to be at 50% renewables by 2025. We are already at 25%. I can give you more specifics about things done, as opposed to style and persona . Everybody wants to be cool, sound cool, look cool. But that’s just a cover-up. I'm still waiting to hear from liberals the names of other governors who can match what mine has done in two and a half years. I wont be holding my breath.

By the way, she was content to to return to AK after the national election and go to work, but the haters wouldn't let her. Now these adolescent screechers are obviously not scuba divers. And no one ever told them what happens when you continually jab and pester a barracuda. Without warning, it will spin around and tear your face off. Shoulda known better.

http://tinyurl.com/y8jfgqn

Posted by: arhooley at November 14, 2009 10:25 PM (GKXA7)

27 I like having cats. Its cool having someone around who can take you out, except figuring out the pop top on the cat food can is too much work. And they take up less space than ninjas.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2009 10:26 PM (KuxzT)

28

Wow,I admire her.

So i recommend the laptop battery to his.

Posted by: Laptop-battery at November 14, 2009 10:26 PM (+XBch)

29 whooo! party in the comment thread!

Posted by: iron_fox at November 14, 2009 10:27 PM (5nzSx)

30 As uaual, Newsweek is pointing in the wrong direction.. Newsweek headlines should read " How do you solve a problem like Obama."

Posted by: mystry at November 14, 2009 10:27 PM (kmgIE)

31 I remember in elementary school all us boys crowding around this one kid who brought in a copy of The Godfather, the book, just to show us all this one sex scene, it was a huge event in the school that year. Today, the kids would just google two girls one cup on their iPhones. I humbly submit that we are royally screwed.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 10:27 PM (IAHCE)

32 Why yes, rummy, I did ring.

Our President is a turd embarrassing our nation abroad, bankrupting it at home, and endangering it by giving constitutional rights to terrorists in court.

So, I figured what better way to lighten the mood than rum, and lot's of it?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 10:27 PM (QECjC)

33 HELLO CLEVELAND!!!!!!!!!!

yo yo

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 10:28 PM (tJ4Ym)

34 He's setting a very clever trap and waiting to finger one of us.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 10:25 PM (RZ8pf)


Hey there, I'm not drunk enough for that.....yet.

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 10:28 PM (seR4q)

35 ewww, PGIS!

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 10:28 PM (IAHCE)

36 How do you solve a problem like Sarah? I don't really know, but please, God, send us the solution to Hillary:

http://tinyurl.com/yhaf58k

Posted by: arhooley at November 14, 2009 10:29 PM (GKXA7)

37 24 I think Maetenloch is baiting us. He's setting a very clever trap and waiting to finger one of us.


Really? Not gonna be me. And the Laptop-battery guy is just phoning it in.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 14, 2009 10:29 PM (muUqs)

38 I'll make it easier on you drunken, lazy douchebags:

http://tinyurl.com/yhaf58k

Posted by: arhooley at November 14, 2009 10:29 PM (GKXA7)

39 So they took a billion of the peoples funds to buy foreign windmills, generating thousands of foreign jobs, to kill tens of thousands of our birds, and produce a marginal amount on electricity.  Nice, where's that chicken.

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2009 10:30 PM (xCBQ4)

40 That kitty looks worried Marlon is about to snap its neck...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 10:30 PM (QECjC)

41 of on whatever, more whiskey

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2009 10:30 PM (xCBQ4)

42 I would pay good money for a photo of Soros with a fuzzy, white cat.

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2009 10:31 PM (xCBQ4)

43 Have another drink, Sofia!

Posted by: Mr. Fishfinger at November 14, 2009 10:31 PM (QECjC)

44 I don't want to google two girls one cup, but dammit now you've made me curious. Could someone give me the gist?

Posted by: arhooley at November 14, 2009 10:31 PM (GKXA7)

45

For Christmas, I want Sarah Palin naked & doing a Prejean under my Christmas Tree.

I'll be in my bunker...

 

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2009 10:32 PM (sZDwk)

46

Adrian, the book we passed around in junior high school was Judy Blume's "Forever".

Of course the first guy I actually slept with didn't appreciate me asking what his nickname for his whoo-haw was. Based on that book I was sure all guys named theirs.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 10:32 PM (RZ8pf)

47 I wasn't groveling, I lost a contact lens

Posted by: King Barry I at November 14, 2009 10:32 PM (sYxEE)

48 Never mind. I just googled it with images blocked and I think I got the gist of it.

Posted by: arhooley at November 14, 2009 10:33 PM (GKXA7)

49 I would prefer not to be fingered.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 10:33 PM (tJ4Ym)

50 I don't want to google two girls one cup, but dammit now you've made me curious. Could someone give me the gist?

Posted by: arhooley at November 14, 2009 10:31 PM (GKXA7)




No wait, do......aww fuck it go ahead. Just realize before you do, some things once seen, can't be unseen.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 10:33 PM (+FzLa)

51 40 That kitty looks worried Marlon is about to snap its neck... Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 10:30 PM

The Kitteh was the REAL Godfather. Vito was just there to pass on the orders

Posted by: King Barry I at November 14, 2009 10:33 PM (sYxEE)

52 Legs, she sure as hell knows how to use 'em....

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 14, 2009 10:34 PM (IQWiJ)

53

GOODNIGHT, AOSHQ

/punches clock

betcha didn't know commenters ran on shifts

Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at November 14, 2009 10:34 PM (C3Ttr)

54 51 - From Hell's Heart, I stab at thee, sockpuppet

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 10:34 PM (sYxEE)

55 Wow. If my SATs would've been just a little higher, I could've participated in such earthshaking research at Duke. I wonder if a home study course is available.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 10:35 PM (WDd+t)

56

Just sit back, and enjoy the ride.

You will never be able to claim it again.

BTW. thx 52%!

Posted by: Son of a Muslim at November 14, 2009 10:35 PM (Zz90e)

57

I would prefer not to be fingered.  Just sayin'.

chemjeff why do you tempt me so? See, see how good I'm being.

By the way, did anything ever happen with that guy you pushed at the union meeting?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 10:35 PM (RZ8pf)

58 >>24 I think Maetenloch is baiting us. He's setting a very clever trap and waiting to finger one of us.

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 10:35 PM (rYWEB)

59

Cheney/cheney/palin/sajak/bolton 2012

and Carl Rove...you know how magnificent he is.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2009 10:35 PM (sZDwk)

60 That Hassan guy was such a moron. He coulda got other people to do the shootings, or bombings, and then got a full time job at a university and lived. Hell maybe he coulda got into politics. Instead he is paralyzed and has an infidel whipping his @ss right now. He shoulda followed my example. He could have been friends with a President!!!!

Posted by: Bill Ayers at November 14, 2009 10:35 PM (cwTHs)

61 50 I don't want to google two girls one cup, but dammit now you've made me curious. Could someone give me the gist?

Posted by: arhooley at November 14, 2009 10:31 PM (GKXA7)


Ya might as well go ahead and do tubgirl while you're at it. Get all the mental trauma out of your system.

Posted by: iron_fox at November 14, 2009 10:37 PM (5nzSx)

62 PGIS, no.  Other than he won't even look me in the eye anymore.  Which is fine by  me.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 10:37 PM (tJ4Ym)

63 Thanks Arhooley, and to think I would still want to see that versus someone's well creased pants waving from the steps of Air Force One.

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2009 10:38 PM (xCBQ4)

64

that's foul. and not bc I've had a few drinks and am a bit queasy. no, no it's still foul. (I knew it would be on wiki-so I got the gist there)

were people always this pervy? or is it because of the interent that people are either (1) more experimental or (2) trying to one-up the last person on youtube.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 10:38 PM (G/vSY)

65 My rice takes longer to cook than it took Obama's Presidency to fail.

Posted by: Uncle Ben's at November 14, 2009 10:38 PM (cwTHs)

66

I would prefer not to be fingered.  Just sayin'.

Suit yourself, works for Rachel.

Posted by: maddow's niddle finger at November 14, 2009 10:38 PM (sZDwk)

67

GOODNIGHT, AOSHQ

/punches clock

betcha didn't know commenters ran on shifts



Why not? We knew when Axelrod Trolling Inc was changing shifts with the trolls. When "erg" would go off and "andros" would come on, etc. Usually about 7 pm eastern daily.

dum-dum was a freelancer, he'd tell us he was leaving and then come back when he found that mommy didn't have dinner yet, she just wanted him to wash up first.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 10:38 PM (sYxEE)

68 What the hell I got yelled at on here for posting lemonparty now you guys are talking about 2girls1cup? Double standard

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 14, 2009 10:39 PM (cwTHs)

69 Oh man, i really could have done without that pic of Dale Bozzio. Happier times, happier times....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcnptUmDVQM

Posted by: koopy at November 14, 2009 10:40 PM (XllG0)

70 Oh... naggers.... of course..

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2009 10:40 PM (sYxEE)

71 Paranoidgirl, I couldn't choose between "Moby"
and " Spike" as a nickname for my wooha, so I just refer to it as "your happiness" in front of the Mrs.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 10:40 PM (QECjC)

72 I can say with utter certainty I will never be a cat lady.  Mainly because the soul sucking beasts cause me to go into respiratory arrest.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 14, 2009 10:40 PM (rfBP3)

73 yeah , the two cups thing is heinous...shoul be scrubbed from the web.

Posted by: maddow's niddle finger at November 14, 2009 10:40 PM (sZDwk)

74 Newsweek Stops Even pretending to be an Objective News Magazine


Again, what's this "Newsweek" you all speak of?

Posted by: AD at November 14, 2009 10:40 PM (svTUe)

75 #38  My eyes!!!  My eyes!!!

Posted by: mcassill at November 14, 2009 10:40 PM (3u/pA)

76 Not even gonna wiki that shit.  I've seen way to many reactions to people here after they've googled what you're all talkin' 'bout and it's never a pleasant one. 

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 10:41 PM (YX6i/)

77 were people always this pervy? or is it because of the interent that people are either (1) more experimental or (2) trying to one-up the last person on youtube.


Oh, I just blame the hippies. Can never really go wrong that way. In one generation they basically destroyed the foundations of thousands of years of civilization. So yeah, screw woodstock.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 10:41 PM (IAHCE)

78 If you want to really see some jacked up stuff google 1 guy 1 cup. Skip forward to the middle of the video and gag.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 14, 2009 10:41 PM (cwTHs)

79 Ya might as well go ahead and do tubgirl while you're at it. Get all the mental trauma out of your system.

Posted by: iron_fox at November 14, 2009 10:37 PM (5nzSx)




If you guys know whats good for you, you won't Google Kids In A Sandbox.

But of course you will, because your morons.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 10:41 PM (+FzLa)

80 Blazer 1guy1cup is worse.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 14, 2009 10:43 PM (cwTHs)

81

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

I give, what's this mean? There's too much to my toga so you can't see under it?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 10:43 PM (RZ8pf)

82 Oh, I just blame the hippies. Can never really go wrong that way. In one generation they basically destroyed the foundations of thousands of years of civilization. So yeah, screw woodstock.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 10:41 PM (IAHCE)

Yep.  Effing boomers.  Kiss my ass.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 10:43 PM (YX6i/)

83 >>78 If you want to really see some jacked up stuff google 1 guy 1 cup. Skip forward to the middle of the video and gag.

Don't do it.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 10:44 PM (rYWEB)

84 #38 Why?! Oh why!? I can't see!

Posted by: iron_fox at November 14, 2009 10:45 PM (5nzSx)

85

friggin sock!!

 

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2009 10:45 PM (sZDwk)

86 yeah but there's no video on wiki so that's a good thing!  I wanna say family guy did a spoof on it a season or two back. brian and stewie were watching it (they didn't show a video of course) but they were both getting grossed out at the same time. I can't recall if it led to one of their infamous projective vomiting gag reels. I never thought of that again until one of you morons brought it up---thanks for that!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 10:45 PM (G/vSY)

87 Posted by: alexthechick at November 14, 2009 10:40 PM (rfBP3)

I had a cat once, didn't work out at all. Nasty b*tch she was...

Now I'm sure I'm a dog person. Cats: Nunquam iterum

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 10:46 PM (seR4q)

88 Blazer 1guy1cup is worse.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 14, 2009 10:43 PM (cwTHs)






I would have just taken your word for it, but of course I had to go see for myself. Fortunately I clicked off of it as soon as I saw a fat guy squatting down with his pig-in-a-blanket swinging. I can only imagine how bad it got after that. Exponentially worse I'll bet.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 10:46 PM (+FzLa)

89 2girls1cup... 1guy1cup...  2guys1horse...  what's the difference, really?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 10:47 PM (tJ4Ym)

90
>>I give, what's this mean? There's too much to my toga so you can't see under it?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Try this,PGiS:
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 10:47 PM (rYWEB)

91 I held off on googling tubgirl for a good year. In fact I would say it was my last good year, because there hasn't been a good year since I fell to temptation and googled it.

Posted by: arhooley at November 14, 2009 10:47 PM (GKXA7)

92

Oh, I just blame the hippies. Can never really go wrong that way. In one generation they basically destroyed the foundations of thousands of years of civilization. So yeah, screw woodstock.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 10:41 PM (IAHCE)

Yep.  Effing boomers.  Kiss my ass.

Funny, i was born in 70 and am constantly reminding my parents and co-workers the same thing.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2009 10:47 PM (sZDwk)

93 You wingnuts act as if Barack was the first American to bow to a Jap.  I've visited many a geisha house in Okinawa and bent at the waist

Posted by: Joe the Biden at November 14, 2009 10:47 PM (sYxEE)

94 I would have just taken your word for it, but of course I had to go see for myself. Fortunately I clicked off of it as soon as I saw a fat guy squatting down with his pig-in-a-blanket swinging. I can only imagine how bad it got after that. Exponentially worse I'll bet.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 10:46 PM (+FzLa)

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!1!111!!!1!!!

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 10:48 PM (YX6i/)

95 Today when Michelle tried to pet me I pissed on myself in a sign of submission. She growled, put her teeth on my neck, and then smelled my pubic area.

And you people say she is not considerate?

Posted by: Bo the Portuguese Waterdog at November 14, 2009 10:48 PM (cwTHs)

96 the video talk is making my stomach hurt. the latin talk is making my head hurt. I may have to bow out early this evening.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 10:48 PM (G/vSY)

97 If you guys know whats good for you, you won't Google Kids In A Sandbox.

That's the worst one. Chicks and poo i can handle, goatse isn't even really that shocking to be honest, but the kids in sandbox one? Yeah, that shit makes me cross my legs and have nightmares.

Posted by: koopy at November 14, 2009 10:48 PM (XllG0)

98 Right now the downstairs neighbor's yapper is moaning and wailing between the yapping. None of the neighbors kittehs are driving me nuts

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 10:49 PM (sYxEE)

99 Blazer, the glass cup breaks midway thru.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 14, 2009 10:49 PM (cwTHs)

100 So . . . this "Newseek" . . .

Anybody?  Seriously wtf is it

Posted by: AD at November 14, 2009 10:49 PM (svTUe)

101

Blazer; Google some of my lyrics.

BTW...google sucks.

Posted by: Reg Dwight at November 14, 2009 10:51 PM (Zz90e)

102 @95: She does the same shit to me, Bo.

Posted by: Barry O! at November 14, 2009 10:51 PM (QECjC)

103 Damn! Let's talk about kittehs.

http://tinyurl.com/6ascmv

Posted by: arhooley at November 14, 2009 10:51 PM (GKXA7)

104 I remember walking around saying, "Anyone but Hillary". Man I'm a fucking moron.

Posted by: Secret Asian Man at November 14, 2009 10:52 PM (QOE7k)

105

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

Something about having a big catapult to hurl monstrous stones with money.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 10:52 PM (RZ8pf)

106 If it weren't for Latin, we wouldn't have cunnilingus and we would have to chew on funky Vandal muffs.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 10:52 PM (dcKUM)

107
Blazer, the glass cup breaks midway thru.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 14, 2009 10:49 PM (cwTHs)





Please don't give me a play by play. You'll only stoke my curiosity and make me go watch it, once again causing irrevocable damage to whats left of my inner child.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 10:52 PM (+FzLa)

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 10:53 PM (tJ4Ym)

109 Blazer, the glass cup breaks midway thru.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 14, 2009 10:49 PM (cwTHs)

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddeeeee !!!1!!111!!!!!11

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 10:53 PM (YX6i/)

110 I'm sure newsweek didn't mean it as a compliment, but that cover, headline and all, is the highest praise I've ever seen for anyone on the national stage.  (in addition, it's good for her politically) (casts her as an outsider when insiders are universally hated)

Posted by: right at November 14, 2009 10:53 PM (EquV1)

111 >>99 Blazer, the glass cup breaks midway thru.

Don't do it.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 10:53 PM (rYWEB)

112 evening morons.
I have a really good buzz going tonight.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 10:53 PM (hA5JK)

113

I may have to bow out early this evening.

Will you be bowing as deeply as Obama?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 10:53 PM (RZ8pf)

114 *grumble* My Auburn Tigers managed to piss away another game.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 10:54 PM (WMXl8)

115 "Please don't give me a play by play. You'll only stoke my curiosity and make me go watch it, once again causing irrevocable damage to whats left of my inner child."

Both of our inner children were killed by a team effort of evil known as StarWars Episode I, Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull, and Transformers 2. You got nothing to lose bro.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 14, 2009 10:55 PM (cwTHs)

116

Oh yeah, now I remember the one cup guy. Thanks an effing lot.

Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 10:55 PM (RZ8pf)

117 Always remember rule 34: there is porn of it. No Exceptions.

Posted by: iron_fox at November 14, 2009 10:55 PM (5nzSx)

118 @106: and don't forget that the Romans gave us the BIG Vagina, Texas Jew! {O}


Posted by: Barry O! at November 14, 2009 10:55 PM (QECjC)

119

Posted by: Bo the Portuguese Waterdog at November 14, 2009 10:48 PM (cwTHs)

Bo, when you sniff Michelle's crotch, does it smell like last week's pork rinds?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 10:55 PM (dcKUM)

120 Liz  what are ya drinking?

Posted by: Secret Asian Man at November 14, 2009 10:55 PM (QOE7k)

121 I remember walking around saying, "Anyone but Hillary". Man I'm a fucking moron.
-----------------------
Don't be so hard on yourself. I, too, recall my youthful, carefree days, when I thought Hillary was the worst I had to be scared of. Ah, how innocent we were!

Posted by: arhooley at November 14, 2009 10:55 PM (GKXA7)

122 113

I may have to bow out early this evening.

Will you be bowing as deeply as Obama?


You talk as if bending down till your face meets a man's crotch is a BAD thing

Posted by: Shep Smith-Cooper at November 14, 2009 10:56 PM (sYxEE)

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 10:56 PM (tJ4Ym)

124 >>Something about having a big catapult to hurl monstrous stones with money.

Eggcellent my dear.

..I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 10:56 PM (rYWEB)

125 Sh#t George Lucas and Steven Speilburg are sadistic bastards. I am still waiting for them to give me the reach around known as a remake of Goonies or A Christmas Story.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 14, 2009 10:57 PM (cwTHs)

126 I have a really good buzz going tonight.

Really?  ME TOO!  Vive La Saturday!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 10:57 PM (tJ4Ym)

127 @112: careful, or you'll get fingered, Elizabeth!

Posted by: Barry O! at November 14, 2009 10:57 PM (QECjC)

128   113

I may have to bow out early this evening.

Will you be bowing as deeply as Obama?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 10:53 PM (RZ8pf)

Heh. Not quite. There's no man in my bed tonight to service.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 10:58 PM (G/vSY)

129 118 @106: and don't forget that the Romans gave us the BIG Vagina, Texas Jew! {O}


Posted by: Barry O! at November 14, 2009 10:55 PM (QECjC)

Labia minora, baby!

But the Greeks did give us "clitoris". I thought all those boys knew about was the butt.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 10:58 PM (dcKUM)

130

So, I was reading some of last night's ONT this morning.

Saw some discussion of the women of the "Firefly" verse.

Kaylee is my pick. Sooo hot and so down to Earth at the same time.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 10:58 PM (WMXl8)

131 113

I may have to bow out early this evening.

Will you be bowing as deeply as Obama?


I'm telling you Creationist Birther Nazi nutjobs for the LAST TIME, Obama was not BOWING.

You want to see bowing, come to LA and watch Sharmuta, Kilgore, and WIR when I enter the room.

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at November 14, 2009 10:58 PM (sYxEE)

132
Thanks, Arhooly, for posting the Whetsell letter and linking to the site. It was all new to me. Quit a contrast to the uninhabitable housing barry had built in Chicago.
I never tire of promoting Palin/Bolton in 2012 with Liz Cheney as SecState. More whupass, less aerosol!

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at November 14, 2009 10:58 PM (Oxen1)

133

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2009 10:38 PM (xCBQ4)
---------------------------------
You're welcome!

Posted by: arhooley at November 14, 2009 10:58 PM (GKXA7)

134 Paranoidgirl, I couldn't choose between "Moby"
and " Spike" as a nickname for my wooha, so I just refer to it as "your happiness" in front of the Mrs.

I use 'Sir Lance-alot.'

Posted by: nickless at November 14, 2009 10:59 PM (MMC8r)

135

Participants will be asked to complete online questionnaires about their sexual attitudes and behaviors and visit the lab for a "one-hour party" with seven or eight women. Not only will the students be asked to complete a second questionnaire a couple of months later, they will receive a gift bag and be given the opportunity to purchase items at a significantly reduced rate, according to the ad

Sounds like introduction to lesbianism 101.

Betcha they all look like Rosy O

Posted by: dagny at November 14, 2009 10:59 PM (6OPLX)

136 Did you know the latin for Pelosi is: anus?

OK that's for "old lady" but that's close enough for me.

Posted by: right at November 14, 2009 10:59 PM (EquV1)

137 chemjeff, would you mind posting a cute kitteh picture now because those were just a bit disturbing.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:00 PM (RZ8pf)

138 119
The dominate one determines the time of sniffing. So far I have been unable to smell the cornucopia of goodness known as the Wookie's nether region. When she lets me I will come back and tell you.

Holy smokes she is digging up my pee spots!! God please no!

Posted by: Bo the Portuguese Waterdog at November 14, 2009 11:00 PM (cwTHs)

139

OMG just watch the 1 guy 1 cuo...what the fuck is the matter w/people fuck!

 

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2009 11:00 PM (sZDwk)

140 120 Liz  what are ya drinking?
first it was beer then a captain and diet pepsi.
Then I let the buzz die so I could drive home.
Now it's a couple of Smirnoff Ice's.

Kaylee is my pick. Sooo hot and so down to Earth at the same time.
I looooove Kaylee. She's be my pick for a relationship. But River totally wins for my one night stand.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:01 PM (hA5JK)

141

OMG just watch the 1 guy 1 cuo...what the fuck is the matter w/people fuck!

 

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2009 11:00 PM (sZDwk)

See - this is a classic reaction. 

Not.Gonna.Do.It. 

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 11:03 PM (YX6i/)

142 You'd think by now I would have learned not to google these things, but no, I just had to see it for myself. [shivers]

Posted by: joncelli at November 14, 2009 11:03 PM (Ko4Av)

143 @128: Are you going Prejean tonight, Lacey?

Posted by: Barry O! at November 14, 2009 11:03 PM (QECjC)

144 and i still don't have power from that nor'easter.  3 days and hoping tomorrow is different.  but these viking showers are starting to take a toll on me.

Posted by: todler at November 14, 2009 11:04 PM (QUmIX)

145 Dammit she not only took both my chew toys but she is just sitting there watching them. WTF is her problem? She doesn't even need them. I already turned over on my stomach, pissed myself and whined WTF more does she want from me? I draw the line at a humping I do have balls, hold up let me lick down there to feel them again........GOD DAMMIT, F YOU BOB BARKER!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bo the Portuguese Waterdog at November 14, 2009 11:04 PM (cwTHs)

146
Speaking of the pony-tailed Plato, he has a post up titled "Not Caring About The Bow", cuz you know he's so much above the fray and shit. Then he proceeds to go on and talk about his day where he took a shower, rode his bike, ate pasta with marinara and played a marathon session of Batman, Arkum Asylum while listening to Elvis Costello.

Is this the most interesting fuckin' guy in the world or what ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:04 PM (+FzLa)

147
>>138 The dominate one determines the time of sniffing. So far I have been unable to smell the cornucopia of goodness known as the Wookie's nether region. When she lets me I will come back and tell you.

Fac me cocleario vomere!!!!!!!!!


Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 11:04 PM (rYWEB)

148

140, you know I've never intentionally done a one night stand.

Now I was used for one a couple of times but it wasn't my choice.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 11:05 PM (WMXl8)

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at November 14, 2009 11:05 PM (sYxEE)

150 Darn sock puppet! Harder to take off than a condom pinching your shorthairs...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 11:05 PM (QECjC)

151

oh oh, am i the only one without a life?

I have spent the last week sleeping next to my 6 year old's bed. I finally talked the dr into tamiflu and an antibiotic. He's on the mend after being sick longer than he needed to be because of the medical community's desire to avoid antibiotics and the shortage of tamiflu.

I now have a super sore throat and my 18 year old son's girlfriend tested positive for swine today.

Looks like a long winter.

Posted by: dagny at November 14, 2009 11:06 PM (6OPLX)

152 143 @128: Are you going Prejean tonight, Lacey?

Posted by: Barry O! at November 14, 2009 11:03 PM (QECjC)

Charlie Gibson instructed me to say, "Prejan?? Never heard of her."

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 11:07 PM (G/vSY)

153 148 140, you know I've never intentionally done a one night stand.

Now I was used for one a couple of times but it wasn't my choice.


I wish I could say the same... my early 20's were a blur of drugs and alcohol. Thankfully, the only thing I got from that was some good stories (and no STD's).

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:07 PM (hA5JK)

154 #113  I've seen $20 whores who didn't bow as deeply as Ozero.

Posted by: mcassill at November 14, 2009 11:08 PM (3u/pA)

155 146
Speaking of the pony-tailed Plato, he has a post up titled "Not Caring About The Bow", cuz you know he's so much above the fray and shit. Then he proceeds to go on and talk about his day where he took a shower, rode his bike, ate pasta with marinara and played a marathon session of Batman, Arkum Asylum while listening to Elvis Costello.

Is this the most interesting fuckin' guy in the world or what ?
Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:04 PM

He doesn't usually have a beer with his pasta, but when he does he only drinks
Dos Equis

Posted by: Now the 2nd Most Interesting Man in the World at November 14, 2009 11:08 PM (sYxEE)

156 I'd like to buy three Q's for $500, Pat!

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at November 14, 2009 11:08 PM (QECjC)

157 dagny I feel for you man really I do, but do you have to get roll over and get petted by the first Wookie? If it makes you feel better her mate turns over on his back and opens his legs for a good smell when he comes home. At least I have the excuse of being neutered when I do that.

Posted by: Bo the Portuguese Waterdog at November 14, 2009 11:09 PM (cwTHs)

158 and i still don't have power from that nor'easter.  3 days and hoping tomorrow is different.  but these viking showers are starting to take a toll on me.

Posted by: todler at November 14, 2009 11:04 PM (QUmIX)


Where ya' at ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:09 PM (+FzLa)

159 Whisky tree flamingo biscuits. Just for theirs.

Posted by: Laptop Battery Guy at November 14, 2009 11:09 PM (erIg9)

160 OK  We now know how to get around the sex talk ban that AoS/Mentenloch has handcuffed us with. (how about that word) All we need to do is talk in Latin.. I understand that Latin is not taught to engineers. Something about romance/language words. German is the engineering language I heard.

Posted by: mystry at November 14, 2009 11:10 PM (kmgIE)

161 By Request: Cute Kitteh

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:10 PM (tJ4Ym)

162 My nipples exploding with delight. Make some for them.

Posted by: Laptop Battery Guy at November 14, 2009 11:10 PM (erIg9)

163 154 #113  I've seen $20 whores who didn't bow as deeply as Ozero.

We don't bend like that, we're usually on our knees. If anyone gets pictures of Obama meeting with the Chinese finance ministers, you'll see what I mean

Posted by: 20 dollar whore at November 14, 2009 11:11 PM (sYxEE)

164

153, when I look at my wild past and how others got such messed up lives from theirs I say "there but for the grace of God go I".

I use this as a teaching tool with the youth sometimes. Without going into graphic detail of course.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 11:11 PM (WMXl8)

165 Thanks chemjeff, that was much better than cyclops kitty.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:11 PM (RZ8pf)

166

Sounds like introduction to lesbianism 101.

Woo HOO Classis in!!

Posted by: maddow's middle finger at November 14, 2009 11:11 PM (sZDwk)

167 His are for the good battery time. He will mostly give it.

Posted by: Laptop Battery Guy at November 14, 2009 11:12 PM (erIg9)

168

We can also use animal metaphors, like for example I was never a fiddler crab but I don't mind being a female fruit bat.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:13 PM (RZ8pf)

169 My battery is dying!  Where are you laptop battery guy???   HELP ME I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME

Posted by: I Need Laptop Battery at November 14, 2009 11:13 PM (tJ4Ym)

170 When I was 20 I decided I was too repressed so I intentionally went out to have a one night stand and get rid of my burdensome virginity. I've now been married to same stand for 23 years.

Posted by: dagny at November 14, 2009 11:13 PM (VT5tc)

171 Obama is for the laptop battery change. He has bowed to them.

Posted by: Laptop Battery Guy at November 14, 2009 11:14 PM (erIg9)

172

>>162
Funny! Is that you Uncle?

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 11:15 PM (rYWEB)

173 I think I may have found my new alter ego...

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 14, 2009 11:15 PM (erIg9)

174 meh tonight seems particularly dead

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:16 PM (tJ4Ym)

175

I don't mind being a female fruit bat

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 11:16 PM (WMXl8)

176 meh tonight seems particularly dead

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:16 PM (tJ4Ym)

Well, I did just start drinking.  Give m 15-minutes.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 11:17 PM (YX6i/)

177 evenin M&M's btw

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 14, 2009 11:17 PM (erIg9)

178

Wouldn't want to offend anyone, especially those who are at war with us:

Obama doesn't want Congress to investigate Ft. Hood - via Huffpo

http://tinyurl.com/yhnv6wu


 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 14, 2009 11:17 PM (r1h5M)

179

I use this as a teaching tool with the youth sometimes. Without going into graphic detail of course.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 11:11 PM (WMXl


Funny, the one time I tried that with the local youth, I got served with a restraining order. The looks on their faces was worth it though. So worth it.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 14, 2009 11:18 PM (erIg9)

180 >>but I don't mind being a female fruit bat. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle..

Te precor dulcissime supplex!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 11:19 PM (rYWEB)

181 What the fuck are you people talking about?

Posted by: Secret Asian Man at November 14, 2009 11:19 PM (QOE7k)

182 @168: that's just a tad too esoteric for the average moron, PGiS. If you're gonna go animal, it should involve rabbits on LSD and berserk kangaroos.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at November 14, 2009 11:19 PM (QECjC)

183 Sounds like you need to tone the detail back a bit, Uncle.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 11:20 PM (WMXl8)

184

Wouldn't want to offend anyone, especially those who are at war with us:

Obama doesn't want Congress to investigate Ft. Hood - via Huffpo


Maybe ACORN was laundering money for the jihadists too

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 11:20 PM (sYxEE)

185 Who cares wtf, drink up!

Posted by: iron_fox at November 14, 2009 11:20 PM (5nzSx)

186 Hey Wolf, where was Jesus born?

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 11:21 PM (IAHCE)

187 Maybe ACORN was laundering money for the jihadists too

Would that surprise you?

Posted by: dagny at November 14, 2009 11:21 PM (VT5tc)

188

Wouldn't want to offend anyone, especially those who are at war with us:

Obama doesn't want Congress to investigate Ft. Hood - via Huffpo

http://tinyurl.com/yhnv6wu


 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 14, 2009 11:17 PM (r1h5M)





Translation: Obama doesn't want America to seeonce again that pc bullshit and kowtowing to his Islamofascist brothers will get us all killed.

I swear, I don't think its possible for me to hate that pos any more than I do right now, but I'm sure he can get me to.......he's that good.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:21 PM (+FzLa)

189 No cat gentlemen? Andy Levy.

Posted by: Darii at November 14, 2009 11:22 PM (RdrW8)

190 OK O/T but important: People just assume that 2010 is going to be a blowout for the Republicans.  It will only be that way if we work for it.  Even if we pick up 20 seats in the House, Nancy Pelosi will still be speaker.  We've gotta work for it.  I'm going to an AFP meeting on Monday in my county.  Are you?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:22 PM (tJ4Ym)

191

178

bejeeezsers, as if not investigating the FT Hood terrosrist attack would make it any less political...TONE FUCKING DEAF AN CLUELESS!

 

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2009 11:22 PM (sZDwk)

192 I think the question is HOW MUCH has Acorn laundered for jihadist causes.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 11:23 PM (YX6i/)

193 182 That was a reference to a recent thread about fruit bats blowing each other.

Posted by: dagny at November 14, 2009 11:23 PM (VT5tc)

194 Hey kbdabear how ya doin'?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:23 PM (tJ4Ym)

195 @186: Jesus was born in St. Mary's, of course.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at November 14, 2009 11:23 PM (QECjC)

196

Kaylee is my pick. Sooo hot and so down to Earth at the same time.
I looooove Kaylee. She's be my pick for a relationship. But River totally wins for my one night stand.

That's bizarre, I'm watching the commentary on Serenity. 

Summer sounds like kind of a ditz in them, actually.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 14, 2009 11:23 PM (aPts0)

197 the mrs. isn't a female fruit bat very often at all these days.

Posted by: ain't saying at November 14, 2009 11:23 PM (3u/pA)

198 Blazer,   I'm in Newport News, VA.  got hit pretty bad.  but the worst is that it's just my side of the street now.  so there isn't a real big rush for the power company.

Posted by: todler at November 14, 2009 11:24 PM (QUmIX)

199
I'll take fruit bats for $200, Alex.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 11:24 PM (rYWEB)

200

Veni, Vedi, Bowi...

from the best writer since Julius Caeser.

Posted by: HH at November 14, 2009 11:24 PM (+jvXp)

201
Hey Wolf, where was Jesus born?

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 11:21 PM (IAHCE)






Jesus ? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 14, 2009 11:25 PM (+FzLa)

202 188

Wouldn't want to offend anyone, especially those who are at war with us:

Obama doesn't want Congress to investigate Ft. Hood - via Huffpo

http://tinyurl.com/yhnv6wu


 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 14, 2009 11:17 PM (r1h5M)


This morning I was sitting here drinking my coffee thinking to myself, self, there's no possible way Pres'Ent Toonces would ever think about pardoning any of these terrorists currently infesting our legal system. Now, I'm just not that sure.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 14, 2009 11:25 PM (erIg9)

203

191

 Couldn't stand to be at huufpo for more than 2 seconds, but i bet they are fine with this...am i wrong?   

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2009 11:25 PM (sZDwk)

204 Summer sounds like kind of a ditz in them, actually.

TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! oh, well, the dream was bound to die. This is why I avoid all Kate Beckinsale interviews like the plague.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 11:26 PM (IAHCE)

205 Is this the most interesting fuckin' guy in the world or what ?
Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:04 PM

Today I posted Youtube videos on my Facebook page, drove to the store, went next door for a pack of cigarettes, played Mafia Wars, ate a few bowls of cereal, made a tuna fish sandwich, washed my hands a few times, fed the cats, and made a few posts on other threads.

Think that will bring in a flood of hits from other sites if I post it to a blog?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 11:26 PM (sYxEE)

206 197 Then she isn't feeling guilty about anything. You should be grateful.

Posted by: dagny at November 14, 2009 11:26 PM (VT5tc)

207 Cogito, ergo bogum.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 11:26 PM (QECjC)

208

Te precor dulcissime supplex!

I'm not sure that means what I think you are meaning for it to mean. But, I'll take a stab, something like delightfully supple.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:27 PM (RZ8pf)

209
Blazer,   I'm in Newport News, VA.  got hit pretty bad.  but the worst is that it's just my side of the street now.  so there isn't a real big rush for the power company.

Posted by: todler at November 14, 2009 11:24 PM (QUmIX)





I'm in Henrico. I actually work for Dominion by the way. Perhaps I can be of assistance.

Male or female ?

I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:27 PM (+FzLa)

210 Today I posted Youtube videos on my Facebook page, drove to the store, went next door for a pack of cigarettes, played Mafia Wars, ate a few bowls of cereal, made a tuna fish sandwich, washed my hands a few times, fed the cats, and made a few posts on other threads.

Think that will bring in a flood of hits from other sites if I post it to a blog?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 11:26 PM (sYxEE)

You didn't pee a single time?  You are a god.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 11:27 PM (YX6i/)

211 Picture. of. Palin.

Must. Zoom. In.

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2009 11:27 PM (qPFP/)

212 Do I smell a total coverup by Obama in ordering a gag/snuff rule while he tells Congress to not hold hearings until all the facts are in..  Hell, if he doesn't like the reports, he will sit on them, and take them with him, perhaps shread them also, if, and when he leaves ths WH.

Posted by: mystry at November 14, 2009 11:28 PM (kmgIE)

213

You didn't pee a single time?  You are a god.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 11:27 PM (YX6i/)


That or his prostate is acting up.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 14, 2009 11:29 PM (erIg9)

214 It's probably just me but this thread has gone from booze to snooze. And speaking of the latter......

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 11:29 PM (G/vSY)

215 I'm back. With a fresh drink.... and the man went to bed.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:29 PM (hA5JK)

216 #206  is that how that works??????

Posted by: mcassill at November 14, 2009 11:29 PM (3u/pA)

217

You didn't pee a single time?  You are a god.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 11:27 PM

Well, I should have mentioned that I took a shower. The drain pipes all go to the same place

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 11:29 PM (sYxEE)

218 It's official: America is doomed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 14, 2009 11:29 PM (vJ+Oj)

219
That or his prostate is acting up.

I'm guessing adult diaper.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 14, 2009 11:29 PM (aPts0)

220 Ed Grimley was quite fond of Pat Sajak, I must say.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2009 11:30 PM (eNxMU)

221 I thought if your prostate was acting up you pee'd every 5-minutes.  That's what the commercials say.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 11:30 PM (YX6i/)

222 my shameful confession: never listened to a dvd commentary. i just don't get it. i like to watch the movie without people talking over it!

well, except Manos, the Hands of Fate, naturally.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 11:31 PM (IAHCE)

223 221 I thought if your prostate was acting up you pee'd every 5-minutes.  That's what the commercials say.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 11:30 PM (YX6i/)


them things are unpredictable. tv lies.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 14, 2009 11:31 PM (erIg9)

224 216 Duh, of course

Posted by: dagny at November 14, 2009 11:31 PM (VT5tc)

225 I'm in Henrico. I actually work for Dominion by the way. Perhaps I can be of assistance.

Male or female ?

I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:27 PM (+FzLa)

Male, so I guess I'm out. lol

Meh it's convoluted, but the neighbor is the source of the issue. they lost a tree onto the wire, that short took out the street, and then a second tree took out the undamaged pole.  And it gets worse from there.  but we are expecting to have power back tomorrow.

Until thenk it's viking showers for the win.


And shrinkage.


Posted by: todler at November 14, 2009 11:31 PM (QUmIX)

226 How do you say "I can't speak Latin" in Latin?

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2009 11:31 PM (qPFP/)

227 FX is showing Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer again.  The siege continues.

Hey everyone.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 11:31 PM (n1uMU)

228 221: only if you're Obama standing above an American flag, editor.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 11:32 PM (QECjC)

229

Taste my ass bitches, 'cause solid state drives rule!

I just thought I'd say that following my most painful personal computer rebuild ever. Now I am a god once more.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 14, 2009 11:32 PM (H7Rlw)

230 Sure I peed, lots of cars in this neighborhood still have Obama stickers on them

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 11:32 PM (sYxEE)

231
Today I posted Youtube videos on my Facebook page, drove to the store, went next door for a pack of cigarettes, played Mafia Wars, ate a few bowls of cereal, made a tuna fish sandwich, washed my hands a few times, fed the cats, and made a few posts on other threads.


Think that will bring in a flood of hits from other sites if I post it to a blog?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 11:26 PM (sYxEE)



Peace Prize !

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:33 PM (+FzLa)

232 How in the world did we get an American President who won't put his hand over his heart when the National Anthem is sung?  How did this happen?  I had to do this every day when I was in elementary school.  How did we get a President who won't do this?  WTF?   WTF?????????   What country am I living in?  This is f'ing f'ed.  F.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:33 PM (tJ4Ym)

233 5 Things You Didn't Know About Pat Sajak

The one thing that I will always remember that involved Pat Sajak was when he had his late night show; one night he had Emma Samms as a guest and she walked out with a very short skirt on. That woman had a very, very nice pair of legs.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 14, 2009 11:34 PM (jV9DU)

234 227 FX is showing Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer again.  The siege continues.

AMC has been playing Outbreak over and over again... and Bravo is playing Goodfellas for the umpteenth time this month

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:34 PM (hA5JK)

235 It's interesting that Laptop Battery Guy's comments are always at least on topic.  Who knows, if I needed a laptop battery, I might click.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2009 11:34 PM (eNxMU)

236 Of course, a prostate problem can also cause impotence. No need to worry: you can pop Viagra. THAT can blind you, but it's OK: erections lasting more than 4 hours make good walking sticks.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 11:34 PM (QECjC)

237

I took down my outdoor Halloween decorations today.

My son went to a Lego engineering class.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:35 PM (RZ8pf)

238 226 How do you say "I can't speak Latin" in Latin?

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2009 11:31 PM

I asked Joe Biden how to say hello in Latin when I visit Latvia




Posted by: King Barry I at November 14, 2009 11:35 PM (sYxEE)

239 Later morons. My chimi-changa from yesterday's lunch took revenge today. I am exhausted.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 11:35 PM (WMXl8)

240
Taste my ass bitches, 'cause solid state drives rule!

Sweet.  I'm still waiting for the price drop for the laptop.  Can't beat 7.2k 300gb for $100.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 14, 2009 11:35 PM (aPts0)

241 I think I'm about to drive over to my local news channel here, and punch the obviously muslim brother that keeps telling me, that Nadal Hasan(terrorist muslim piece of shit) is probably going to be paralyzed from the waist down.

This asshole gets finished talking about the heroes laid to rest across this country, and feels the need, again, to somberly tell me that Nadal Hasan(terrorist muslim piece of shit) is going to be, sad face here, paralyzed.

FUCK.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 14, 2009 11:37 PM (erIg9)

242

Meh it's convoluted, but the neighbor is the source of the issue. they lost a tree onto the wire, that short took out the street, and then a second tree took out the undamaged pole.  And it gets worse from there.  but we are expecting to have power back tomorrow.

Until thenk it's viking showers for the win.


And shrinkage.


Posted by: todler at November 14, 2009 11:31 PM (QUmIX)





Invest in a generator. Seriously, good investment. Doesn't even have to be a big one. Just enough to power the essentials like frig, t.v., X-Box, Playstation , WII and X-Box. Oh yea, and the frig.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:37 PM (+FzLa)

243 You know what we haven't had on this blog in a while?  a picture or video of Obama bowing to somebody.  Snap to it Ace!!

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at November 14, 2009 11:37 PM (Jyuxh)

244 240
Taste my ass bitches, 'cause solid state drives rule!

Sweet.  I'm still waiting for the price drop for the laptop.  Can't beat 7.2k 300gb for $100.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 14, 2009 11:35 PM (aPts0)

It's like I/O porn, baby!

Seriously, I have never seen any one upgrade make such a difference.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 14, 2009 11:37 PM (H7Rlw)

245 Elizabeth, one day, far in the future, perhaps someone will invent some sort of technology capable of capturing, or 'recording,' television as it plays, so that networks will no longer have to play the same movie over and over again for those people who missed it the first ten times. With such technology in our grasp, the days of TNT playing the exact same movie back-to-back-to-back three nights in a row will come to be looked upon as primitive and barbaric. The day will come!

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 11:38 PM (IAHCE)

246 #226   non comprende!!

Posted by: mystry at November 14, 2009 11:38 PM (kmgIE)

247 My son went to a Lego engineering class.

Legos are awesome. Did he have a good time?.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:38 PM (hA5JK)

248 His is the laptop battery of today. Bowing to no one he thrives.

Posted by: Laptop Battery Guy at November 14, 2009 11:38 PM (erIg9)

249 232 How in the world did we get an American President who won't put his hand over his heart when the National Anthem is sung?

What I want to know is why he didn't salute me while I was standing there like a fucking cigar store indian. If he should be bowing to anyone, he should be shouting hosannas to ME, because I made him, and I can unmake him just as easy.

Posted by: Teleprompter One at November 14, 2009 11:39 PM (sYxEE)

250 What the hell are you waiting for, TOTUS?

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 11:40 PM (YX6i/)

251
That fucker better bow to me to if I ever meet him, prostrating prick that he is.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:40 PM (+FzLa)

252 Elizabeth, one day, far in the future, perhaps someone will invent some sort of technology capable of capturing, or 'recording,' television as it plays, so that networks will no longer have to play the same movie over and over again for those people who missed it the first ten times. With such technology in our grasp, the days of TNT playing the exact same movie back-to-back-to-back three nights in a row will come to be looked upon as primitive and barbaric. The day will come!

LOL! I always wanted to call these dumb cable channels and ask them if they have heard of a DVR (or even a friggen VCR).

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:41 PM (hA5JK)

253

Legos are awesome. Did he have a good time?.

Yes, they built skyscrapers and a working monorail. He can't actually tell me what engineering facts he learned, but I'm hoping it was something because it was actually supposed to be "educational" disguised as fun.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:41 PM (RZ8pf)

254 Bowing to no one he thrives.

I wish I could say the same.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 11:42 PM (n1uMU)

255 I really came too early.  I should have gone after this guy.

Posted by: General Zod at November 14, 2009 11:43 PM (svTUe)

256 It's like I/O porn, baby!

Oh don't tell me that.  I just installed a RAID0 1.2TB hard drive. 

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:43 PM (tJ4Ym)

257 Pat Sajak's picture at the top of this post kind of scares me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:44 PM (RZ8pf)

258

I really came too early.  I should have gone after this guy.

That's what she said.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:44 PM (RZ8pf)

259 Oh, and TOTUS, there can be only one.  Quit playing in shadows and fulfill your destiny.

We must meet at last!

Posted by: General Zod at November 14, 2009 11:44 PM (svTUe)

260 The President was scheduled to be a celebrity guest on Wheel of Fortune, but they producers would not allow him to bow to Pat Sajak.

Posted by: David Axelrod at November 14, 2009 11:45 PM (XH/G8)

261 Ahoy, Mateys!

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 11:45 PM (bkgNF)

262 Sweet.  I'm still waiting for the price drop for the laptop.  Can't beat 7.2k 300gb for $100.

I know where you can get a good battery for that laptop when you get it.

Posted by: DSkinner at November 14, 2009 11:45 PM (YwAWk)

Posted by: Jones at November 14, 2009 11:46 PM (JL3qV)

264 Just FYI:  One way from LAX to Perth, Australia is only  $1700.  I'm submitting my passport application next week.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:46 PM (tJ4Ym)

265

>>Te precor dulcissime supplex!

I'm not sure that means what I think you are meaning for it to mean. But, I'll take a stab, something like delightfully supple.Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle.

Pretty please with a cherry on top!



PGiS,  Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio.


Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 11:46 PM (rYWEB)

266

That's what she said.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:44 PM (RZ8pf)


Foolish mortal, I can speak Latin.  Do not try me.

Recognize me as your leader!  (you'd feel better about yourselves than with this guy.)

Posted by: General Zod at November 14, 2009 11:47 PM (svTUe)

267 noli non legitime carbor undem est

Posted by: helofixer at November 14, 2009 11:47 PM (5SbsV)

268 hi katya

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:47 PM (hA5JK)

269 Just FYI:  One way from LAX to Perth, Australia is only  $1700.  I'm submitting my passport application next week.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:46 PM (tJ4Ym)

You get the right visa and you get a cheaper ticket through Qantas.  Jus' sayin'.  Been there, done that.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 11:48 PM (YX6i/)

270

And speaking of AMC, does anyone know when that new show "The Prisoner" is going to be on?

Just wondering...

Posted by: HH at November 14, 2009 11:48 PM (+jvXp)

271 263- How adorably awesome.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 11:48 PM (WDd+t)

272
Dasne caput?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 14, 2009 11:48 PM (aPts0)

273 nemo pugna unus

Posted by: iron_fox at November 14, 2009 11:48 PM (5nzSx)

274 ok boys, the latin is screwing with my buzz. It's much to educational to try to translate latin on a a drunken saturday night

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:48 PM (hA5JK)

275 256 It's like I/O porn, baby!

Oh don't tell me that.  I just installed a RAID0 1.2TB hard drive. 

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:43 PM (tJ4Ym)

Hey, you did dual WD6401AALSs?

That 640GB WD black is a screamer. It turned in better numbers than my Raptor II and wasn't very distinguishable in day to day usage from my Velociraptor.

 

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 14, 2009 11:49 PM (H7Rlw)

276 270- I think it premieres tomorrow.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 11:50 PM (WDd+t)

277 >>I'm submitting my passport application next week. 
Just sayin'...Raptus regaliter !!

FIFY

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 11:50 PM (rYWEB)

278 well, except Manos, the Hands of Fate, naturally.

God, I love that.  Particularly when Tom Servo starts to cry. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 14, 2009 11:50 PM (rfBP3)

279 #242   Blazer gives good advice.  However, I found out from other peoples misfortunes, that IF you have ANYTHING that has to run on computer chips, Appliances, furnaces, and of course, your PC, Do Not turn these on until you know (by testing) that your generator is cranking out the correct voltage.   Failure to do so WILL result in destruction the boards, thus your main unit. Higher voltage is worse than low voltage. In the case of a A/C or a Refrig.  Low voltage will destroy the compressor, if you have computer boards in the product. PS. If you do not know, unplug them.

Posted by: mystry at November 14, 2009 11:50 PM (kmgIE)

280 I tell you, he'd better show me some f-ckin' RESPECT!  One misspelled word in his speech in Mecca next year and see if he still think's he's a god

Posted by: Teleprompter One at November 14, 2009 11:51 PM (sYxEE)

281
I loathe the concept of 'green' hard drives; I want that f*cker spinning as fast as possible 24/7, with a shitload of buffer ram that just cooks.  Stupid commies.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 14, 2009 11:51 PM (aPts0)

282 Just watch this video and imagine if this could ever happen in your typical libtard city:

http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=OUTeRGigUjU&feature=related

(mind the spaces)


Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:51 PM (tJ4Ym)

283

And speaking of AMC, does anyone know when that new show "The Prisoner" is going to be on?

Just wondering...

Posted by: HH at November 14, 2009 11:48 PM (+jvXp)






Tomorrow night I think. The History Channel will also be showing WWII in HD starting tomorrow night and judging by what I've seen so far, it will be epic. A lot of never before seen colorized footage will be shown.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:52 PM (+FzLa)

284 Hey, you did dual WD6401AALSs?

YES.  I can't really tell how fast it is because I also have 12 GB of RAM.  (Yes I'm bragging. )

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:52 PM (tJ4Ym)

285 You get the right visa and you get a cheaper ticket through Qantas.  Jus' sayin'.  Been there, done that.

Qantas never crashed. Uh-oh, Pat Zajac, that means I'm definitely supposed to be watching Wheel of Fortune

Posted by: Raymond Babbitt at November 14, 2009 11:53 PM (sYxEE)

286 Recognize me as your leader!  (you'd feel better about yourselves than with this guy.)

Hey, don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 14, 2009 11:53 PM (rfBP3)

287 Tomorrow night I think. The History Channel will also be showing WWII in HD starting tomorrow night and judging by what I've seen so far, it will be epic. A lot of never before seen colorized footage will be shown.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 11:52 PM (+FzLa)


But how will they work Nostradamus into it?

Posted by: AD at November 14, 2009 11:54 PM (svTUe)

288
Me too!  Kang & Kodos 2012!

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 14, 2009 11:54 PM (aPts0)

289 286 Recognize me as your leader!  (you'd feel better about yourselves than with this guy.)

Hey, don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 14, 2009 11:53 PM (rfBP3)

Kneel Before Zod!

Posted by: iron_fox at November 14, 2009 11:54 PM (5nzSx)

290 Jim in SD, I wasn't going to get a TB drive because the reliability numbers looked awful.  So I got two WD 640GB drives instead.  It cost a little more but at least they will last a little longer.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:54 PM (tJ4Ym)

291 Ok, I'm so not catching up on this long thread. I'm headed home to LA, morons. One more conservative back in Blue Hell!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 14, 2009 11:54 PM (GZnia)

292

Now my head hurts from all the Latin. A class I got a C in by the way because I just gave up about 1/3 of the way through the semester even trying. Did that with Ancient Greek too.

In both Latin and Greek the introductory texts contained way too many sentences about the queen and her sailors. And they were always G rated.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:55 PM (RZ8pf)

293 hi rum.
I didn't catch up on the thread either. I'm too freaking buzzed to read that much stuff tonight.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:56 PM (hA5JK)

294 guy morons should know that January Jones is on SNL tonight

Posted by: Jones at November 14, 2009 11:56 PM (JL3qV)

295

Posted by: alexthechick at November 14, 2009 11:53 PM (rfBP3)

Kneel Before Zod!

Posted by: iron_fox at November 14, 2009 11:54 PM (5nzSx)


Yes, Alex, kneel before me!

Posted by: General Zod at November 14, 2009 11:56 PM (svTUe)

296

Good evening and goodnight, friends

re: Newsweek cover

I really, honestly thought this was a photoshop made to look like a Newsweek cover. While it's painfully obvious where their loyalties lie, I d...idn't think they'd have the gall to put something like this together.

Even if I didn't like Sarah Palin, I would support her solely based upon whose enemies' list she appears at the top of.

 

But... c'mon... is that REALLY real?

Posted by: Truman at November 14, 2009 11:56 PM (XH/G8)

297 284 Hey, you did dual WD6401AALSs?

YES.  I can't really tell how fast it is because I also have 12 GB of RAM.  (Yes I'm bragging. )

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:52 PM (tJ4Ym)

12GB? Dang. I thought I was excessive at 8GB. Have you thought of creating a RAM drive for your swap file with that much DDR3?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 14, 2009 11:56 PM (H7Rlw)

298 I'm really sad for this country.  Really really sad.  I don't think it will ever pull back from the socialism it's currently embarked upon.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:56 PM (tJ4Ym)

299 Hey, don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. 
Posted by: alexthechick at November 14, 2009 11:53 PM

Well, what about a THIRD party candidate?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 11:56 PM (sYxEE)

300 "Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt Belgae, aliam Aquitani, tertiam qui ipsorum lingua Celtae, nostra Galli appellantur."

Those Japanese sure do talk funny.





Posted by: Barack Obama, President Guy at November 14, 2009 11:57 PM (qPFP/)

301 294 guy morons should know that January Jones is on SNL tonight

She is hot.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:57 PM (hA5JK)

302 ...and I call mine "Zod".

Posted by: Jones at November 14, 2009 11:57 PM (JL3qV)

303

But how will they work Nostradamus into it?

OK, now I know I've got to kick my shopping habit, I read this as "Nordstrom"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:58 PM (RZ8pf)

304 Hey -- what's with the Latin on this thread? What's the dealio?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 14, 2009 11:58 PM (cJK1e)

305 299 Hey, don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. 
Posted by: alexthechick at November 14, 2009 11:53 PM

Well, what about a THIRD party candidate?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 11:56 PM (sYxEE)


Like, say, the Prince of Space?

Posted by: iron_fox at November 14, 2009 11:58 PM (5nzSx)

306 #291   WTR   Alright, i'm a moron, why do they call it blue hell?

Posted by: mystry at November 14, 2009 11:58 PM (kmgIE)

307

Actually, I was kidding about "The Prisoner". Jesus, all AMC has been doing for the last week or so is promoing it like every damn 10 minutes!

And no way in hell could it ever compete with the original.

 

Posted by: HH at November 14, 2009 11:59 PM (+jvXp)

308

Rum, but you are just headed back to LA temporarily, right?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 11:59 PM (RZ8pf)

309 304 Hey -- what's with the Latin on this thread? What's the dealio?

I think it's a mass conspiracy to ruin my buzz.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:59 PM (hA5JK)

310 301 294 guy morons should know that January Jones is on SNL tonight

She is hot.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 11:57 PM (hA5JK)

Thank you Elizabeth!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 11:59 PM (kn+jW)

311 Jim, that's a good idea.  I don't know precisely how to do it but I think I will.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:59 PM (tJ4Ym)

312 290 Jim in SD, I wasn't going to get a TB drive because the reliability numbers looked awful.  So I got two WD 640GB drives instead.  It cost a little more but at least they will last a little longer.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:54 PM (tJ4Ym)

It depends on the drive. The WD blacks are looking good but the Seagate's are still having problems. I have one each of those and they are doing OK, but the Seagate drives have failure numbers that seem to be off the charts..

But a RAID-0 array is seriously playing with fire.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 15, 2009 12:00 AM (H7Rlw)

313 Puedo hablar Espanol. Si hay gente aqui que puede comunicar conmigo en una idioma que vida (no muerto), puedo responder. Just sayin.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:01 AM (cJK1e)

314 Rum - you're not headed back to LA permanently are you?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:01 AM (cJK1e)

315 307- Yeah, but Jim Caviezal is hot, which I kind of feel guilty for thinking since he portrayed Jesus in The Passion of the Christ.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 12:01 AM (WDd+t)

316 But a RAID-0 array is seriously playing with fire.

Yeah that's kinda what I'm thinking too.  I think I will convert it into a RAID1 array.  But I have no internet at home yet.  (I'm at a bar right now.)  Internet will be turned on next week then I will repartition and redownload everything.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:02 AM (tJ4Ym)

317 Easy for YOU to say, Sassy...

Posted by: HH at November 15, 2009 12:03 AM (+jvXp)

318 317 - yeah, it kinda was.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:03 AM (cJK1e)

319

306 #291   WTR   Alright, i'm a moron, why do they call it blue hell?

The tidal estuary that I wake up at the bottom of every morning is kind of blue.  Maybe that's it.

Posted by: The Departed Teddy Kennedy at November 15, 2009 12:03 AM (GYZGq)

320 Jim, what do you think: hardware RAID via BIOS or software RAID via Ubuntu Linux?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:03 AM (tJ4Ym)

321 chemjeff, that's beautiful, thank you. i love the hymn Jerusalem they sing, too. Bring me my bow of burning gold!

Posted by: Adrian at November 15, 2009 12:03 AM (IAHCE)

322 311 Jim, that's a good idea.  I don't know precisely how to do it but I think I will.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:59 PM (tJ4Ym)

http://tiny.cc/2OSeT

Have fun!

 

OK, I'm off to get a burrito, or fish tacos, or something.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 15, 2009 12:04 AM (H7Rlw)

323 302- LOL. When I first read that I thought you said you call it "God."

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 12:04 AM (WDd+t)

324 Moronettes, read my comment  #160.  Maetenloch does not know latin.

Posted by: mystry at November 15, 2009 12:04 AM (kmgIE)

325 WTR you're leaving NY for LA?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:04 AM (tJ4Ym)

326 Rum - are you still here?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:06 AM (cJK1e)

327

i just looked at Newsweek's website

they really should change the name of the mag to "The We Hate Sarah Club"

She's Not Going Anywhere
How Sarah Palin Hurts The GOP And The Country
Palin Is Ready? Please.

 

where does this hate come from?

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 12:07 AM (JL3qV)

328 324 Moronettes, read my comment  #160.  Maetenloch does not know latin.

Neither do I. And Google Translate doesn't know Latin either.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:07 AM (hA5JK)

329 Jim I don't have Windows, only Linux.  But that's okay I'll figure it out!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:08 AM (tJ4Ym)

330 324- I don't know Latin either, so that doesn't really help me.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 12:08 AM (WDd+t)

331 320 Jim, what do you think: hardware RAID via BIOS or software RAID via Ubuntu Linux?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:03 AM (tJ4Ym)

RAID anything for the average home user is typically more trouble than it's worth.

RAID-0 for any kind of data that can't be very easily replaced is the bullet train to pain-ville. I have used it, but only for my OS or system drive that I already had an image snapshot ready to go, so I could replace it in about ten minutes.

After screwing around with every storage configuration known to man I finally settled on duplication of data across two disks in a non-raid configuration. Think RAID-1 without the RAID part.

 

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 15, 2009 12:09 AM (H7Rlw)

332 Si, Sassy. Hablo espanol. Naci en Tejas entonces es muy importante aprenderlo.

Posted by: Juan Mo Time at November 15, 2009 12:09 AM (4YamK)

333 OT - but I think it's really cute that my guy says my name even when he is talking in his sleep.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:09 AM (hA5JK)

334 329 Jim I don't have Windows, only Linux.  But that's okay I'll figure it out!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:08 AM (tJ4Ym)

Lot's of Linux stuff to do that with. OK, I'm out of here for real now.

 

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 15, 2009 12:10 AM (H7Rlw)

335 And just why do you think we are now using Latin. Can't be banned or thrown a yellow flag if they don't know what you said.

Posted by: mystry at November 15, 2009 12:10 AM (kmgIE)

336 Que bien, Juan. Quien es? No te vi aqui antes. Esta es tu primera vez con nosotros?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:11 AM (cJK1e)

337 327- She has profound influence and she won't go away. That's causing them extreme frustration. They thought after she resigned she would finally be done, but it didn't happen. So now they're grasping more than ever.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 12:11 AM (WDd+t)

338 335 And just why do you think we are now using Latin. Can't be banned or thrown a yellow flag if they don't know what you said.

Ok fine. But then someone here needs to teach me how to say/type all the naughty words in Latin.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:11 AM (hA5JK)

339 where does this hate come from?

It is irrational.  It is because Sarah Palin did all the things that liberal feminists were expected to do (challenge authority, etc.) but she did it as a conservative Republican.  That makes them all apoplectic.  It is not supposed to happen that way, according to them.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:12 AM (tJ4Ym)

340 Thanks for the News Weak letter, Arhooley.  Hadn't seen it but appreciate it muchly.  I keep telling pipples you have to hang with Morons to be in the know but they just give me blank stares.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 12:13 AM (LKkE8)

341 is it that important to talk dirty on the tubes?

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 12:13 AM (JL3qV)

342 Oye como va mi ritmo
Bueno pa' gozar, mulata

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 12:13 AM (kn+jW)

343 #338   Just say in in Spanish.. Close enough!

Posted by: mystry at November 15, 2009 12:13 AM (kmgIE)

344 Ok.. Last one (for Sassypants)..

Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 12:14 AM (rYWEB)

345 342 - now I have the song and the beat stuck in my brain. Which is not an entirely bad thing.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:14 AM (cJK1e)

346 Oesday aetenlochmay owknay igpay atinlay?

Posted by: Adrian at November 15, 2009 12:15 AM (IAHCE)

347

So you gonna use terms like Biggis Dickis?

That oughta work...

Posted by: HH at November 15, 2009 12:15 AM (+jvXp)

348 No Sassy. He sido un "moron" para tres anos, pero no escribo mucho. Mi nombre es "Los Pescados Tengan Miedo de Mi". En Ingles, FishFearMe.

Posted by: Juan Mo Time at November 15, 2009 12:15 AM (4YamK)

349 Today I posted Youtube videos on my Facebook page, drove to the store, went next door for a pack of cigarettes, played Mafia Wars, ate a few bowls of cereal, made a tuna fish sandwich, washed my hands a few times, fed the cats, and made a few posts on other threads.

You were way more productive than me. All I did was watch the videos you posted on Facebook.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 15, 2009 12:15 AM (2Wfd5)

350 343 #338   Just say in in Spanish.. Close enough!

Nå helvede, hvis jeg er nødt til at gå til google til at oversætte alt det, jeg har ikke tænkt mig at bruge spansk.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:16 AM (hA5JK)

351 Rum! Don't make us wait till 666.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 12:17 AM (rYWEB)

352 346 Oesday aetenlochmay owknay igpay atinlay?

Now that's a language I understand

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:17 AM (hA5JK)

353 344 - je suis desolee, mon ami, mais je comprende pas rien ce que tu dis. Je parle seulement les langues qui vives -- pas de mortes!

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:17 AM (cJK1e)

354
Yep, Newsweak once again dumping on Sarah, so its predictable that Time would once again be fellating Bowrack.

Posted by: Blazer at November 15, 2009 12:18 AM (+FzLa)

355 Oesday aetenlochmay owknay igpay atinlay?

Posted by: Adrian at November 15, 2009 12:15 AM (IAHCE)

obablypray.

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 12:18 AM (YX6i/)

356 My Spanish isn't so good anymore since I left Texas. Ain't many Meskins here in Maine.

Posted by: Juan Mo Time at November 15, 2009 12:19 AM (4YamK)

357 Okay FishFearMe - that was good. It's nice for me to be able to practice with people online here. Muchisimas gracias.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:19 AM (cJK1e)

358 #338  Elizabeth   Well one word that you do not need to know is Homosexual in Latin.  There is no such word in Latin.  Lets put it this way. You were either dominant or subservent.  Male or female did not matter.

Posted by: mystry at November 15, 2009 12:19 AM (kmgIE)

359 234 227 FX is showing Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer again.  The siege continues.

AMC has been playing Outbreak over and over again... and Bravo is playing Goodfellas for the umpteenth time this month

Speaking of that, maybe you guys can help me out here.

While Barack is in Asia, I'm here to watch over things, you know he's got the utmost confidence in Sheriff Joe. Anyway, I'm trying to record both Silver Surfer and Goodfellas when the phone rings and it's some Indian or East Pakistani or whatever named Achmed a Rent a John or something. Son of a bitch was swearing at me about stealing his skyscraper so I hung up on him. Come back and the DVR starts going apeshit on me. I pressed enter a bunch of times, then banged my fist on the side to see if I could get it to work right.

Well, it blinked on and off and now it's blinking "12:00" over and over. I think the thing lost Barack's Berlin speech too. Can you guys tell me how to reset this thing?

Posted by: Joe the Biden at November 15, 2009 12:19 AM (sYxEE)

360 Sassy, vos pantalons ont un esprit inoubliable!

Posted by: Adrian at November 15, 2009 12:19 AM (IAHCE)

361
Rum! Don't make us wait till 666.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 12:17 AM (rYWEB)







I dont think we're gonna get there tonight sim, not at this rate.

Posted by: Blazer at November 15, 2009 12:20 AM (+FzLa)

362 #358 - I remember that from history class. Quite interesting in my opinion.,

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:20 AM (hA5JK)

363 298 I'm really sad for this country.  Really really sad.  I don't think it will ever pull back from the socialism it's currently embarked upon.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 14, 2009 11:56 PM (tJ4Ym)

Buck up, chemjeff.  Madam President will pull us out of this horseshite we're mired in.  Art Laffer was on Cavuto a few weeks ago and said this garbage could be fixed over a long weekend.  He claimed Reagan sold off a bunch of "govt-owned" stuff when he came to town.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 12:20 AM (LKkE8)

364 Okay fuck the pig latin and all the other foreign languages.  Speak English dammit

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:20 AM (tJ4Ym)

365 Ok.  At få på tide, at for mig at gå, beder konen til at spille frugt bat.

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 12:22 AM (3u/pA)

366 Adrian - unforgettable?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:22 AM (cJK1e)

367 Illegitimi non carborundum

Not really Latin but apropos for the times we live in.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 15, 2009 12:22 AM (2Wfd5)

368 Can you guys tell me how to reset this thing?

Posted by: Joe the Biden

The only way to reset it is to get into a bathtub full of water and to bring the DVR in with you. Just make sure it's plugged in first or it won't reset properly

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:22 AM (hA5JK)

369 And Adrian - we're friends here. You can use the familiar conjugation avec moi.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:23 AM (cJK1e)

370 Elizabeth.  I'm sorry about last night.  Y'know, where I misrepresented our relationship a bit.

Posted by: gus at November 15, 2009 12:23 AM (MaqIC)

371 357 Iqualmente. Con mucho gusto. Now back to your regularly scheduled lingo.

Posted by: FishFearMe at November 15, 2009 12:24 AM (4YamK)

372 365 Ok.  At få på tide, at for mig at gå, beder konen til at spille frugt bat.

Jeg elsker når nogen taler mit modersmål. Selvfølgelig kan jeg ikke sige det, men stadig, dansk et smukt sprog.


Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:25 AM (hA5JK)

373

Actually, I was kidding about "The Prisoner". Jesus, all AMC has been doing for the last week or so is promoing it like every damn 10 minutes!

And no way in hell could it ever compete with the original.

I never saw the original so maybe I'll like it.

OT a bit, but I found this week's ep of "V" to be rather, I don't know, boring? anticlimactic? predictable?  Maybe because everything that could ever be done with sci fi and fiction has already been done.  Over and over again.

Posted by: katya at November 15, 2009 12:25 AM (bkgNF)

374

Obama knows the long odds against a right-wing populist winning the presidency, no matter how good she looks in a skirt (or running clothes), brandishing a gun.

- newsweek

i swear to zod, reading newsweek is like reading an Obama fan magazine

no- it IS reading an obama fan magazine

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 12:25 AM (JL3qV)

375 @237: My son went to a Lego engineering class.
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The local community college has a Lego robotics class. Recommended, although I wish they'd do better documentation; if you want to do something mildly complicated, the software manuals are no real help.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2009 12:25 AM (LD+ZJ)

376 372 - ok, Elizabeth - I give. Is that Danish?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:25 AM (cJK1e)

377 370 Elizabeth.  I'm sorry about last night.  Y'know, where I misrepresented our relationship a bit. Posted by: gus

Isn't that the point of the ONT?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:25 AM (hA5JK)

378 Four years of Latin in H.S. and all I can remember is the Hail Mary, Our Father and how to sing Jingle Bells in Latin.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 15, 2009 12:26 AM (2Wfd5)

379 Rum..
If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 12:26 AM (rYWEB)

380 372 365 Ok.  At få på tide, at for mig at gå, beder konen til at spille frugt bat.

Jeg elsker når nogen taler mit modersmål. Selvfølgelig kan jeg ikke sige det, men stadig, dansk et smukt sprog.


Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:25 AM (hA5JK)

I don't know what it says, but the fact that it contains the word "men" can't be good for us.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 12:26 AM (kn+jW)

381 Art Laffer was on Cavuto a few weeks ago and said this garbage could be fixed over a long weekend.  He claimed Reagan sold off a bunch of "govt-owned" stuff when he came to town.

Barely enough - how much did it stop our current slide towards socialism?  I'm just pessimistic on this score.  Or maybe it's the excessive amount of booze I've consumed.  Either way I think I am going to Australia.  Perth specifically.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:27 AM (tJ4Ym)

382 Sassy,
Yes it is Danish courtesy of Google Translate. I can recognize it when it is spoken thanks to my Grandfather who used to sing to me in Danish and tell me Danish bedtime stories, but I can't understand or speak a word of it except for Jeg elsker dig which means I love you.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:27 AM (hA5JK)

383 Ja er det danske

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 12:28 AM (3u/pA)

384 160 OK  We now know how to get around the sex talk ban that AoS/Mentenloch has handcuffed us with. (how about that word) All we need to do is talk in Latin.. I understand that Latin is not taught to engineers. Something about romance/language words. German is the engineering language I heard.

Posted by: mystry at November 14, 2009 11:10 PM (kmgIE)

You may talk sexy in Latin so long as the advertisers can't understand it and you use the vocative and dative cases correctly.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 15, 2009 12:28 AM (WPqfQ)

385 chemjeff -- go upthread and read the letter to the ed that Arhooley posted that was in Newsweak about the 'Cuda.  She takes no prisoners.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 12:28 AM (LKkE8)

386 Sassy, yes. And I apologize for the formality!

And as for the rest of you, don't make me bust out the Hungarian. It is not pretty.

Posted by: Adrian at November 15, 2009 12:29 AM (IAHCE)

387 382 Sassy,
Yes it is Danish courtesy of Google Translate. I can recognize it when it is spoken thanks to my Grandfather who used to sing to me in Danish and tell me Danish bedtime stories, but I can't understand or speak a word of it except for Jeg elsker dig which means I love you.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:27 AM (hA5JK)

I Love You too!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 12:29 AM (kn+jW)

388 That must be an incredibly difficult language, Elizabeth. But I thought you did speak it conversationally. Did you ever think about buying one of the Rosetta Stone or Berlitz language programs?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:29 AM (cJK1e)

389 Jingle Bells in Latin?  What's the point?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:29 AM (tJ4Ym)

390 Barely enough - how much did it stop our current slide towards socialism?  I'm just pessimistic on this score.  Or maybe it's the excessive amount of booze I've consumed.  Either way I think I am going to Australia.  Perth specifically.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:27 AM (tJ4Ym)




Thats all good, but keep in mind if we go, the world goes. You can't outrun a Prarie Fire. Stay and fight.

Posted by: Blazer at November 15, 2009 12:29 AM (+FzLa)

391 I don't know what it says, but the fact that it contains the word "men" can't be good for us.

"men" is the Danish word for "but"

Jeg elsker når nogen taler mit modersmål. Selvfølgelig kan jeg ikke sige det, men stadig, dansk et smukt sprog.

Translates to

 I love it when someone speaks my language, sure I can not speak a word of it, but still Danish is a beautiful language.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:30 AM (hA5JK)

392

Newsweek says Sarah Palin is bad for the country because (wait for it) she is a polarizing figure

I also learned that conservatives refuse to reach across the aisle, and this will make it harder for Obama to be completely awesome

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 12:30 AM (JL3qV)

393 RushBabe - I read the letter.  I'm sorry, she won't win.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:30 AM (tJ4Ym)

394

FX is showing Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer again.  The siege continues.

I only saw that one once.  The only thing I remember about it is how much I hated Jessica Alba's hair and that the script must have been written by a group of thirteen-year-old girls.  It was stupid, infantile and predictable.  The first one was SO much better. 

Posted by: katya at November 15, 2009 12:31 AM (bkgNF)

395 Sure I peed, lots of cars in this neighborhood still have Obama stickers on them

There's been a sharp drop in Obama bumper sticker sightings here in Palm Beach.  The first 4-5 months they were common as dirt, now you might drive around all day without seeing one.

My neighborhood is probably in the range of 70% black.  Not too many here anymore either.  I saw some polling maybe 3 months ago showing his support among blacks dropping into the 80% range.  If my neighborhood and the bumper stickers are any indicator, it gone down a lot more since then.

I think peeling a pumper sticker off is a fairly definitive indicator something is going on.  There were lots of Gore and Kerry bumper stickers on cars down here that hung around for years until they just wore off.

I have a suspicion a lot of blacks are lying to pollsters giving them the politically correct answers when it comes to Obama.  He ain't delivering, and they've been hit pretty hard, and will get hit harder soon, by the Pelosi congress.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 15, 2009 12:31 AM (LbCHv)

396 Latein ist für verendeten Schweine

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 12:31 AM (3u/pA)

397 I feel a little left out because the only languages I can decipher are Spanglish and Redneck.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 12:31 AM (WDd+t)

398 Oh, I'd love to know some Hungarian, Adrian. It's one of those languages that's not related to any other -- just like Basque.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:31 AM (cJK1e)

399 >>You may talk sexy in Latin so long as the advertisers can't understand it and you use the vocative and dative cases correctly.

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
Totum dependeat.

Posted by: Not sickinmass at November 15, 2009 12:32 AM (rYWEB)

400 #367  dumb-blond  Carborundum. Now there's a word I know.  It's a silcone-carbon product. Used in Range, furnace, and dryer gas ignition applications. Very hard, but also very fragile. just a small bounce can break it. Also, keep your cotton pickin fingers off of it.  Will make the ignitor fail prematurely.

Posted by: mystry at November 15, 2009 12:33 AM (kmgIE)

401 Thats all good, but keep in mind if we go, the world goes. You can't outrun a Prarie Fire. Stay and fight.

No, you're right - I can't outrun a fire.  But maybe I can survive it and be around once the smoke clears.  I won't survive in America though.  It is going to be Ground Zero for the fight of Capitalism vs. Socialism.  And I don't think Capitalism will win.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:33 AM (tJ4Ym)

402 Elizabeth, speaking of smoking hot women you may or may not want to have passionate one night stands with, Danish tennis player Caroline Wozniacki made for a very pleasant two weeks at the US Open. I'm sure she'd be glad to sing to you, she's very friendly!

Posted by: Adrian at November 15, 2009 12:33 AM (IAHCE)

403 That must be an incredibly difficult language, Elizabeth. But I thought you did speak it conversationally. Did you ever think about buying one of the Rosetta Stone or Berlitz language programs?

It is really difficult for someone who speaks English to learn Danish. Everytime my relatives come from Denmark I try to learn a bit more, but my pronunciation is terrible and they laugh at me. I just can't form the words properly in my mouth. Meanwhile, they all speak English beautifully because they started learning it in preschool.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:34 AM (hA5JK)

404 397 Bing översättare är en vän

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 12:34 AM (3u/pA)

405

chemjeff -- you know all those Tea Parties, 9-12 Groups, Patriot Groups, New Contract W/America groups, As A Mom.com, etc.?  A conservative babe finally figured out there's strength in numbers and that we're all fighting for the same thing.  She called Beck on Friday and has already coordinated the group leaders of several states.  We surround them.  Don't let the Founders down.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 12:34 AM (LKkE8)

406 Holy crap, I disappear for a shower and the thread gets longer!

Mystry, I call LA blue hell, because the city is blue politically and hell to live in a lot of times. But it's home.

Sassy, PGiS, yes, I'm headed home to LA. Permanently. Well, until Texas secedes, anyway. And morons you'll be happy to know I'm single again.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:35 AM (GZnia)

407 And as for the rest of you, don't make me bust out the Hungarian. It is not pretty.

Posted by: Adrian at November 15, 2009 12:29 AM (IAHCE)

I eat Hungarians for breakfast.

Posted by: Keyser Soze at November 15, 2009 12:35 AM (YX6i/)

408

GT. I'm here for you_ i talk American

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 12:36 AM (JL3qV)

409 ruh roh

Posted by: jcjimi at November 15, 2009 12:36 AM (KSTc+)

410 Oh Rum - should we be happy for you? I want to say that you did seem rather miserable there in the upstate portion of the state. I'm sorry that it ended but really happy for you that you're going back to LA which you missed so much.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:36 AM (cJK1e)

411 RushBabe I'm going to do what I can - I'm going to the AFP meeting on Monday here in my county - I'll volunteer against the tax increase referendum here in Oregon - but I don't have a lot of faith.  I have a plan "B".  That's all.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:37 AM (tJ4Ym)

412

I can speak Utahn. A lot of people say we have an accent.  That surprises me. I think that people in the South, the Northeast and Minnesota have accents.Oh, and I almost forgot, surfers! 

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 12:37 AM (kn+jW)

413 SiM! I'm so sad I never made it out to Boston in the short time I've been out here.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:37 AM (GZnia)

414 Rum, sorry to hear the news.  It was nice knowing you were on the right coast.  Are you doing okay?

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 12:37 AM (LKkE8)

415 WTR what happened with boyfriend in NY?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:38 AM (tJ4Ym)

416 I feel a little left out because the only languages I can decipher are Spanglish and Redneck.

Same here. I rely on Google Translate for everything else.

Elizabeth, speaking of smoking hot women you may or may not want to have passionate one night stands with, Danish tennis player Caroline Wozniacki made for a very pleasant two weeks at the US Open. I'm sure she'd be glad to sing to you, she's very friendly!

Caroline Wozniacki is meget smuk (very beautiful)..... and I think those are some ugly looking words to say very beautiful.

You mentioned singing which reminds me that I also know how to sing Happy Birthday in Danish.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:38 AM (hA5JK)

417 412  Since you speak Utahn, can you please explain for me the whole green jello thing?

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 12:38 AM (3u/pA)

418 Sassy,

Well, I'm happy to be going home, that's for sure. The boy and I had to really big fights in the last couple of weeks and I'm just over being insulted and told I wasn't really trying. Actually the last fight was at 4 am Saturday morning. I actually haven't slept in about 36 hours now.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:38 AM (GZnia)

419 True, Sassypants, but that also means it is just about the most useless language you can know. Other than understanding what the dying dude says at the beginning of The Usual Suspects, you got nothing. Though it is great if you want to talk to family without anyone around having any idea what you're saying. Except one time my dad made a somewhat ungentlemanly (though very much AOSHQ lifestyle compliant) remark about a comely young lass in an elevator to his friend, and she turned around and slapped him. Small world, sometimes.

Posted by: Adrian at November 15, 2009 12:38 AM (IAHCE)

420 WTR don't go back to California!  You will be sucked into the vortex of blue-state tax-and-spend hell!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:39 AM (tJ4Ym)

421

chemjeff -- you do know that Aussies had a gun grab awhile back and can't figure out why break-ins have surged, right? 

Not sure if they're going soft on muzzis yet.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 12:39 AM (LKkE8)

422 I'm so sorry, Rum. I'm truly sorry it didn't work out.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:39 AM (cJK1e)

423 406- Sorry to hear it, Rum ... but you get to be reunited with your dogs, at least. I'm sure they'll be overjoyed to see you.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 12:40 AM (WDd+t)

424 @412: I can speak Utahn.
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Unnit!

Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2009 12:40 AM (LD+ZJ)

425 Where are you now? Is he sleeping in another room?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:40 AM (cJK1e)

426  And morons you'll be happy to know I'm single again.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:35 AM (GZnia)

We're selling tickets starting Monday morning.  Lines have already begun forming.

Posted by: California State Lottery at November 15, 2009 12:40 AM (YX6i/)

427 Thank you, guys, so much for your support. I didn't want to be a downer on the thread, especially with the Latin talk, but you're the people I talk to the most!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:40 AM (GZnia)

428 @400 ... smart guy! Not really Latin but I find the phrase amusing. According to Wikipedia ...

"The phrase originated during World War II. Lexicographer Eric Partridge attributes it to British army intelligence very early in the war (using the plural dative, or perhaps they meant ablative – it's the same form: illegitimis). The phrase was adopted by US Army general "Vinegar" Joe Stillwell as his motto during the war.[1] It was later further popularized in the US by 1964 presidential candidate Barry Goldwater."

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 15, 2009 12:41 AM (2Wfd5)

429 You will be sucked into the vortex of blue-state tax-and-spend hell!

How is that different than NY? Besides the fact that it doesn't snow! LOL

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:41 AM (GZnia)

430 So, is Runner's World (or whatever the running magazine was from a few months back) owned by the same corp. as Newsweek?  Or did Newsweek shell out some bucks to get use of the picture for their cover?  And if so, how much?

Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 15, 2009 12:41 AM (+gX1+)

431 Oh WTR that's so awful.  I'm so sorry.  If there's something I can do to help let me know.  I can send an Oregon spotted owl your way if you want.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:41 AM (tJ4Ym)

432 Rum,
Are you as pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner? Are you alright??..Just askin'

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 12:42 AM (rYWEB)

433 No, you're right - I can't outrun a fire.  But maybe I can survive it and be around once the smoke clears.  I won't survive in America though.  It is going to be Ground Zero for the fight of Capitalism vs. Socialism.  And I don't think Capitalism will win.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:33 AM (tJ4Ym)





So running to a country that has less freedom than we do, where you cant own guns and is also in the grips of feel good pc socialism is the solution?
I don't see the logic. Costa Rica or Honduras would be the better option, but in the end we will win, the capitalists have all the guns.

We're going through a dark tea time of the soul right now as a nation, but I have faith that in the end we'll persevere. Its your choice, but if America goes, the world will fall into outright Communism or radical Islam with no buffer in between.

Posted by: Blazer at November 15, 2009 12:42 AM (+FzLa)

434

Rum, I’m so sorry to hear that. I’m sending you huge virtual hugs, soul sister. Let us morons and ettes know if you need anything, we’re here for you!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 12:42 AM (RZ8pf)

435 417 412  Since you speak Utahn, can you please explain for me the whole green jello thing?

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 12:38 AM (3u/pA)

That's pretty much inexplicable.  It's part of the cult, oops I'm mean culture here. I'm not one of them so I don't have to deal with.  But yes, it's everywhere, and there isn't anything that they're afraid to mix with it.  All I know, is that it doesn't go well with anything that contains alcohol.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 12:42 AM (kn+jW)

436 Newsweek says...

Those Newsweek bastards will be joining the ranks of the unemployed soon enough.  That's a publication that has Seattle PI written all over it.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 15, 2009 12:44 AM (LbCHv)

437 413 SiM! I'm so sad I never made it out to Boston in the short time I've been out here. Posted by: wherestherum

If you have time/energy/desire to see Boston before you go back to LA let me know. I'm as close to Boston as a person can get while still living in CT, and the man grew up right outside of Boston so I'd so turn him into our tour guide

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:44 AM (hA5JK)

438 Where are you now? Is he sleeping in another room?

I'm still at the townhouse. I "slept" (meaning I watched the sun rise) on the couch. The boy is in MA because he "needs to be around people" so I'm left here alone with a busted TV and no radio. It's been very quiet. I'm going to actually try sleeping on the couch tonight because I really don't want to sleep in his bed.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:44 AM (GZnia)

439

On the plus side, you’ll be moving back someplace where you will have easy access to Nordstrom again!

 

I know, I know, but I was trying to think of something cheerful.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 12:44 AM (RZ8pf)

440

wherestherum , all I can tell you is 'forget it jake- it's chinatown'

or words to that effect which fit your situation

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 12:44 AM (JL3qV)

441

Damn rum, sorry to hear about your situation. Hope things brighten up for you.

Posted by: Blazer at November 15, 2009 12:44 AM (+FzLa)

442

Elizabeth is very wise!

 

Posted by: gus at November 15, 2009 12:44 AM (MaqIC)

443 Rum - do you want to stay with us before you head home?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:45 AM (cJK1e)

444 So, WTR, how you doin?

No, seriously, I'm sorry to hear that, hope you have a very safe trip out west (and remember to take any tapes with you!). I will join you in Texas once it secedes, believe me.

Posted by: Adrian at November 15, 2009 12:45 AM (IAHCE)

445 Awww ... Rum. Sad news. I'm sorry to hear that you're hurting.

Posted by: dumb_blonde at November 15, 2009 12:46 AM (2Wfd5)

446 If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right.

You have obviously never seen a group of cats going at it-- cat lovefests have been known to scare humans, particularly when several toms start yowling at the same time. Kittehs aren't scared by anything humans do as long as it doesn't involve interspecies stuff.

Posted by: PA Cat at November 15, 2009 12:46 AM (7WU1X)

447 I'm so sorry to hear that, Rum. *Hugs* to you.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 15, 2009 12:47 AM (zmiSr)

448 Thank you, PGiS. On the plus side we'll be on the same coast again!

SiM, I'm just tired. He's taking it all out on me, and I'll accept partial blame since relationships do have 2 people in them, but I feel like he's unfairly assigning it all to me. And I hate that when he fights he lashes out and condescends. It was disturbing to learn and I don't like it.

Elizabeth, I wish I could! My dad is coming out tomorrow so we can drive my car and stuff back to Cali. If I had time I'd so detour eastward! But I will come visit Boston soon. Perhaps sometime in 2010 in the Spring as soon as I get a job and some income again!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:48 AM (GZnia)

449
Hey hey hey people, lets look at the bright side here - when WTR's back in Cali she'll be on the ONT til like 2-3am.  So, there's that. 

Sorry to hear things didn't work out, rum.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 12:48 AM (aPts0)

450

The boy is in MA because he "needs to be around people"

But you have MORONS!  I'd say you came out ahead in this deal!

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 12:48 AM (LKkE8)

451 If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right.

So if the cat jumps up and curls between our feet, we're really not doing it right?

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 12:49 AM (3u/pA)

452 Blazer, the way I see it, Perth, Australia is a city on the edge of civilization anyway, even in good times or in bad.  To say it's a place that's "less free than America" is to say that people there don't own guns, which I don't agree with.  It's a frontier city.  I just don't agree that this place can be saved from within.  Even if we get President Palin, she will face - like President Reagan did - a powerful bureaucracy resistant to change.  It's way bigger than what she faced in Alaska.  I don't have much hope, that's all.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:50 AM (tJ4Ym)

453 430- I don't think they're owned by the same company. Either Newsweek bought it from Runner's World, or RW's rights expired and Newsweek bought it from the photographer.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 12:50 AM (WDd+t)

454 Man, I love you guys. I've been doing the crying thing on and off all day.

Sassy, thank you for your generous offer. I wish I could come say hi and bye to all the lovely CT morons. I will come back to visit you all.

Truth be told, when the boy angrily verbally kicked me out this morning, it was a relief. He tried to smooth it over later, after angrily accusing me of stealing his immersion blender (that I bought and proved it to him with a receipt with my credit card number). But I'm done. Finis. Let's say I'm glad I learned the things I did now and not later.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:51 AM (GZnia)

455 Well WTR  Home is where you belong. You tried, and that is good. There is always tomorrow. The sun will rise. H&K.   

Posted by: mystry at November 15, 2009 12:51 AM (kmgIE)

456 Elizabeth, I wish I could! My dad is coming out tomorrow so we can drive my car and stuff back to Cali. If I had time I'd so detour eastward! But I will come visit Boston soon. Perhaps sometime in 2010 in the Spring as soon as I get a job and some income again!

You know you are welcome anytime. The man even said he'd take the couch if you want to stay for a while. When I gave him the raised eyebrow after that one he said "guests get beds" my reply was "but that means rum and I would be in the same bed" his reply was a mix between an evil laugh and a giggle.

Seriously though, you are welcome anytime you want to visit the east coast and you know that we would arrange a CT moron meetup to coincide with your visit.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:52 AM (hA5JK)

457
Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:50 AM (tJ4Ym)



Well, good luck then. If your waiting for the end, I guess Perth is a pretty fine place to do it in.

Posted by: Blazer at November 15, 2009 12:53 AM (+FzLa)

458 Rum - he sounds like a jerk of the highest order. He did not appear that way in person. Very soft-spoken. But still waters run deep I guess.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 12:53 AM (cJK1e)

459 452 My dad's been to Perth many times. While it's like its own country, it's so isolated. He says it always makes he feel cut-off from civilization.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 15, 2009 12:53 AM (zmiSr)

460  Anti-obama Bumpersticker put on my car. Taking a chance, will see if my poor baby car gets bumped, scratched etc crazy liberal outrages done to it. Utah is actually a awesome beautiful state, Zion, Bryce Canyon, skiing, etc, etc. Used to go to a pretty cool amusement park called Lagoon. Imagine its totally crowded now.FYI,  Utah takes its anti-litter laws seriously!!Thats why it stays so beautiful.

Posted by: lou at November 15, 2009 12:53 AM (UbWbu)

461 But you have MORONS! I'd say you came out ahead in this deal!

I agree!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:54 AM (GZnia)

462 if America goes, the world will fall into outright Communism or radical Islam with no buffer in between

Communism, as advocated by the hard left, proved not workable in practice.  Some may try again in the future, but human nature dooms it to failure and dissolution.  I think the Russians (and Chinese) have shown that the next evolution beyond communism is a handful of powerful Oligarchs running the show. 

Dictatorships OTOH, have proven a durable scheme through all of recorded human history. 

I've seen the future its Dictatorships and Oligarchs. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 15, 2009 12:54 AM (LbCHv)

463 The boy is in MA because he "needs to be around people"

People like Jean Francois Kerry (who speaks Frog), Deval Patrick, various assorted Kennedys, and Bawney Fwank? I'm not sure there are any real people left in MA other than maybe the Fenway faithful.

Posted by: PA Cat at November 15, 2009 12:54 AM (7WU1X)

464 rum,

It's always better to find out a persons true colors sooner rather than later. It does suck the way it all happened, and it always hurts to realize that a person isn't who you thought they were.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 12:55 AM (hA5JK)

465

Katya,

The reason the original "The Prisoner" worked was because of Patrick McGoohan. He had starred for several yrs in a Tv series called Danger Man, aka Secret Agent. His character was named John Drake. All of us who watched "The Prisoner" were sure it was the same person, as the charecter in the show was a secret agent who abruptly resigns from the service. The series was pretty much the forces that be trying to discover by hook or by crook to fathom why this person had quit. It was certainly quite different.

The only way this new series could work, IMO, is if it starred Kiefer Sutherland as the prisoner. Would never have to give his name, but you would just know who he was.

Which would make it one of the more interesting shows on TV today.

But, I think I'll DVR the new one, and see if it has anything going for it. Not gonna hold my breath though.

 

Posted by: HH at November 15, 2009 12:56 AM (+jvXp)

466 >>413 SiM! I'm so sad I never made it out to Boston in the short time I've been out here...Posted by: wherestherum

>>If you have time/energy/desire to see Boston before you go back to LA let me know. I'm as close to Boston as a person can get while still living in CT, and the man grew up right outside of Boston so I'd so turn him into our tour guide
Posted by: Elizabeth

If you need to return home for your heads sake YOU will always have a rain-check to stay with us.
Any moron will host you IMHO.
At the National meet-up we can see each other and laugh aloud about everything. I'll have the extra suite there and it's yours if you need it and need to watch your pennies. One condition.. You have to mix Valu-rite for Morons™.
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?



Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 12:56 AM (rYWEB)

467 Of course he knows my name and I'm on the ONT all the time and all that. I don't think he's the internet stalker type so I don't think I have to change my name. And if he is reading this, well, I don't care anymore.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:56 AM (GZnia)

468 chemjeff -- the most concise, convincing argument I ever heard about why the US would never go (or more importantly, stay) socialist was when David Horowitz scoffed at the question and pointed out how well the Soviets took to capitalism -- they didn't.  They've had generations of oppression and can't get out of that mindset.  Americans are basically can-do individualists who don't want the shite Ozero's selling and are sick of it after 11 months.  This is too foreign a concept for us.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 12:56 AM (LKkE8)

469 WTR , sorry things didn't work out for you, and LA is still here for you to turn from blue to purple.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2009 12:57 AM (sYxEE)

470 If you need to return home for your heads sake YOU will always have a rain-check to stay with us.
Any moron will host you IMHO.
At the National meet-up we can see each other and laugh aloud about everything. I'll have the extra suite there and it's yours if you need it and need to watch your pennies. One condition.. You have to mix Valu-rite for Morons™.


Thank you, SiM. And done on the mixing! I can even set it on fire.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 12:57 AM (GZnia)

471 I've seen the future its Dictatorships and Oligarchs. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 15, 2009 12:54 AM (LbCHv)






Yep, me too PA and its a very dark future indeed. I realized a moment ago that what cj and I have been talking about and him wanting to wait it out in Perth reminded me of On The Beach. I got goosebumps and a shiver ran up my spine when that realization struck me. Very macabre.

Posted by: Blazer at November 15, 2009 12:59 AM (+FzLa)

472 WTR I'm so sorry things didn't work out.  I know it sounds so trite to say "if there's anything I can do" but I mean it.  If you ever want a vacation to Portland, Oregon let me know and I'll show you the town.  Again  i'm so sorry.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 12:59 AM (tJ4Ym)

473 347
So you gonna use terms like Biggis Dickis?

That oughta work...


He has a wife you know...

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at November 15, 2009 12:59 AM (erIg9)

474 460- Lou, I had an anti-Obama clingy on my car during last year's election, and I pretty much lived in fear until I took it off. Nothing ever happened to my car, thankfully, but the sign I had in my yard got trashed all to pieces. I also had these teenagers who would ride their bikes back and forth in front of my house chanting, "Obama, Obama ..." Freaking weirdos.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 12:59 AM (WDd+t)

475

Rum, I’d say with the morons having your back that your ex better not turn into a crazy stalker because I think the morons around here would definitely give him what for. Remember, a good friend helps you bury the body and we’re all very good friends here!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 12:59 AM (RZ8pf)

476
Hey, now rum can go to Vegas next spring.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 12:59 AM (aPts0)

477 460  Anti-obama Bumpersticker put on my car. Taking a chance, will see if my poor baby car gets bumped, scratched etc crazy liberal outrages done to it. Utah is actually a awesome beautiful state, Zion, Bryce Canyon, skiing, etc, etc. Used to go to a pretty cool amusement park called Lagoon. Imagine its totally crowded now.FYI,  Utah takes its anti-litter laws seriously!!Thats why it stays so beautiful.

Posted by: lou at November 15, 2009 12:53 AM (UbWbu)

I live about 40 miles south of Lagoon.  They add new rides every year, so it just continues to get bigger and better.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 12:59 AM (kn+jW)

478 Socialism can't work without Capitalism to leech from.

A parasite still needs a living host.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2009 01:00 AM (sYxEE)

479
A really good friend brings their own shovel.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:00 AM (aPts0)

480 rum,

If he becomes an online stalker just kindly remind him how many of us live within easy driving distance to his front door.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:01 AM (hA5JK)

481

A really good friend brings their own shovel.

 

All I’ve got is a snow shovel, will that work?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 01:02 AM (RZ8pf)

482 the morons around here would definitely give him what for.

We need some hobo blood to mix with the Valu-Rite for the next meetup.

Posted by: PA Cat at November 15, 2009 01:03 AM (7WU1X)

483 481

A really good friend brings their own shovel.

 

All I’ve got is a snow shovel, will that work?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 15, 2009 01:02 AM (RZ8pf)

It'll work for me. There's currently a pretty good blizzard raging outside.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 01:04 AM (kn+jW)

484

just read the NYTimes review of Sarah Palin's book:

Yet, Mr. McCain’s astonishing decision to pick someone with so little experience (less than two years as the governor of Alaska, and before that, two terms as mayor of Wasilla, a town with fewer than 7,000 residents) as his running mate and Ms. Palin’s own surprisingly nonchalant reaction to Mr. McCain’s initial phone call about the vice president’s slot (she writes that it felt “like a natural progression”) underscore just how alarmingly expertise is discounted — or equated with elitism — in our increasingly democratized era, and just how thoroughly colorful personal narratives overshadow policy arguments and actual knowledge.


Pot- kettle; kettle- pot...

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 01:04 AM (JL3qV)

485
All I’ve got is a snow shovel, will that work?

If you're gonna bury somebody in the snow, I guess it would.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:04 AM (aPts0)

486 Hey, now rum can go to Vegas next spring.

Exactly!

chemjeff, thank you. Ironically I was supposed to meet the boy's mother this Christmas and have a plane ticket to OR. Suffice it to say I'm not going, although I think the boy still has hopes we'll get back together. Considering how he treated me this morning, that's as likely as Obama becoming a right winger.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:04 AM (GZnia)

487 I'll bring the gloves, so they can't track the prints.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 15, 2009 01:04 AM (zmiSr)

488 RushBabe this is beyond Obama.  This is about the socialism we've already accepted in our lives.  What about social security?  What about public education?  What about public funding of NASA or NSF or universities or this or that?  It's all socialism.  It's not going to change anytime soon.  Blegh.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 01:05 AM (tJ4Ym)

489 I also had these teenagers who would ride their bikes back and forth in front of my house chanting, "Obama, Obama ..." Freaking weirdos.

You'll get the last laugh when those freaks cry because 75 percent of their gross pay is taken out before they get the check to pay for all those goodies that their hip hero handed out.

That's if they're not being inducted into the draft because King Barry has no choice but to invade Pok-ee-stahn and he figures their unemployed asses won't be a problem to him if they're drafted and overseas.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2009 01:05 AM (sYxEE)

490 WTR well if you'd ever want to see the more pleasant parts of Oregon let me know.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 01:06 AM (tJ4Ym)

491 You'll get the last laugh when those freaks cry because 75 percent of their gross pay is taken out before they get the check to pay for all those goodies that their hip hero handed out.

That's the most insidious part:  THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 01:07 AM (tJ4Ym)

492
WTR well if you'd ever want to see the more pleasant parts of Oregon let me know.

Shameless rebounder.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:07 AM (aPts0)

493 476
>>Hey, now rum can go to Vegas next spring.

Damn straights! Allow me to buy you airfare Rum! I am shovel ready too.
I will NOT have you miss us all when we meet-up. Copy this comment and mail it to yourself.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 01:07 AM (rYWEB)

494
Cool, Ian is gonna tell us how awful that 2012 movie was.  Leftie dipshit.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:08 AM (aPts0)

495 I'd go with the 10' of logging chain and an "early morning fishing trip" about 10-15 miles off shore play.  Digging holes is too much like work.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 15, 2009 01:08 AM (LbCHv)

496 You guys are awesome. And I would so be ready with a shovel and car trunk to help out any of you. All of you kept me from going into a complete downward spiral out here. I can't thank any of you enough.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:08 AM (GZnia)

497

Breaking: World leaders meeting in Singapore have decided to punt on reaching any firm agreement at next month's global warming conference in Copenhagen.

via News Busters

Guess the starts aren't aligned for Bammy too good these days.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 01:08 AM (LKkE8)

498 474 460- Lou, I had an anti-Obama clingy on my car during last year's election, and I pretty much lived in fear until I took it off. Nothing ever happened to my car, thankfully, but the sign I had in my yard got trashed all to pieces. I also had these teenagers who would ride their bikes back and forth in front of my house chanting, "Obama, Obama ..." Freaking weirdos.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 12:59 AM (WDd+t)

To be honest, at this point I so don't care what the lib freaks think. I am so over them and their lunacy.

 

I live about 40 miles south of Lagoon.  They add new rides every year, so it just continues to get bigger and better.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 12:59 AM (kn+jW)

Worked there as a teenager, good times!! I worked the "wait for it" log flume.

Posted by: lou at November 15, 2009 01:09 AM (UbWbu)

499
World leaders meeting in Singapore have decided to punt on reaching any firm agreement at next month's global warming conference in Copenhagen.

They obviously needed more apologies and bowing to get Wee Wee's climate tax passed.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:10 AM (aPts0)

500 Hell, WTR, I'll split a Vegas hotel room with ya.


Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 01:10 AM (tJ4Ym)

501 Damn straights! Allow me to buy you airfare Rum!

Thank you for the offer, SiM, but I couldn't let you do that! I wouldn't miss Ace's Vegas Casual Con for anything, even if I have to drive there myself! (Besides, LA isn't that far away from Vegas and airfare is cheap!)

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:10 AM (GZnia)

502 underscore just how alarmingly expertise is discounted — or equated with elitism — in our increasingly democratized era

A fucking piece of paper from Hah-vid, some well placed connections, and a bullshit name and they anoint themselves as "experts". Half of these "experts" couldn't find their asses with a map and a flashlight along with a feature story on how to find your ass in the New York Times.

Remember, it was "experts" who determined that Maj. Hasan was no danger to anyone.

They're scared shitless of being exposed as clueless phonies and will do whatever it takes to keep the veneer of "expertise" which somehow justifies well dressed idiots drawing a large salary.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2009 01:10 AM (sYxEE)

503 Okay time to go, CYA later

Posted by: chemjeff at November 15, 2009 01:11 AM (tJ4Ym)

504 although I think the boy still has hopes we'll get back together

DON'T DO IT!   That path only ends in sorrow. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 15, 2009 01:11 AM (LbCHv)

505 DON'T DO IT!   That path only ends in sorrow. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 15, 2009 01:11 AM (LbCHv)

and legal fees...

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 01:13 AM (LKkE8)

506 LOL, chemjeff, I'm sure you would. I'm going to happily be single and stay out of the relationship scene for now. Maybe I'll date again, but for now I just want good friends and good moron company.

I need somewhere to go for summer vacay so maybe I'll head to Boston then.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:13 AM (GZnia)

507
DON'T DO IT!   That path only ends in sorrow. 

Yeah.  Once you fight about the blender, it's over.  There's no going back and unsaying that stuff.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:13 AM (aPts0)

508 underscore just how alarmingly expertise is discounted — or equated with elitism — in our increasingly democratized era

When you fail over and over again, nobody gives a shit about "credentials", degrees, "expertise", judgement or whatever. They just want your ass out of there

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2009 01:14 AM (sYxEE)

509

shit, I didn't know it was over a blender-

once you cross that Rubicon, there's no going back

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 01:16 AM (JL3qV)

510 489- I always feel like fools like that never really suffer, they just find another way to get a handout or beat the system ... and they're not bright enough to figure out that their lives could be more meaningful than food stamps and affirmative action hires.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 01:16 AM (WDd+t)

511
>>I can't thank any of you enough.

I would be happy to help in any way ..U know that.
Plus I worry what you could do with all your 666's if I don't at least offer. Airfare and rooms are comped to me.


But mostly about 666.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 01:17 AM (rYWEB)

512 SiM - you're so unbelievably generous. Warms my heart.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 01:18 AM (cJK1e)

513 Looks like Rum's going Prejean, on us.

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 01:18 AM (YX6i/)

514 DON'T DO IT! That path only ends in sorrow.

Oh, no, I'm not going back. I don't do on/off again stuff. If I'm done, I'm done.

We were supposed to go to NY for Thanksgiving, but yeah, that's off now. He suggested we still go because he "still wants to be friends" and I said, "No, I don't think that would be a good idea." But I am sad I won't be going to NYC this year.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:19 AM (GZnia)

515 well maybe she should sleep. She says she hasn't slept in 36 hours.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 01:19 AM (cJK1e)

516

O/T  Rush provides a pix of "jury of 9-11 terrorist peers."

http://tinyurl.com/1xln

Posted by: RushBabe at November 15, 2009 01:20 AM (LKkE8)

517 498- Well, since I live alone, I wasn't interested in further pissing off thugs who knew where I lived. But I see your point.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 01:20 AM (WDd+t)

518 oh and Charlie's Angels is coming back as a TV series- read that on the tubes today

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 01:20 AM (JL3qV)

519 If a guy isn't willing to give up a blender, that isn't his to begin with, to deescalate, it really is over.  You've found his Achilles heel in that moment -- he's a petty asshole. 

Petty asshole is a core personality trait, its not something that can be "fixed" with discussion or therapy.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 15, 2009 01:20 AM (LbCHv)

520 Looks like Rum's going Prejean, on us.

No tapes here. I don't allow cameras in the bedroom. Nothing to film there anyway...*cough*

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:21 AM (GZnia)

521 Geez. SiM, you're paying airfare and hotel rooms? You do know there are a lot of funemployed morons here, don't you?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 01:21 AM (WDd+t)

522 Pat Sajak is a good man. I can say this with confidence because my bullshit detector has never gone off watching him do his show.  As a matter of fact, he always seemed thrilled to have uniformed military on his show.

Semper Fi Sajak, your a great American.

Posted by: Leatherneck at November 15, 2009 01:23 AM (40yOy)

523

I live about 40 miles south of Lagoon.  They add new rides every year, so it just continues to get bigger and better.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 12:59 AM (kn+jW)

Worked there as a teenager, good times!! I worked the "wait for it" log flume.

Posted by: lou at November 15, 2009 01:09 AM (UbWbu)

So in other words, you were able to see a lot females in wet t-shirts! Nice!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 01:23 AM (kn+jW)

524 Any suggestions for his kitteh, marroons? What a bunch of slackers!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 01:23 AM (rYWEB)

525 No, Prejean is not the new term for taping.  I think that's still going by "Paris" or something.

Prejean is the new term for, uh, solo artists.

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 01:23 AM (YX6i/)

526 524 -- oh, that's right - Rum - you won't have to deal with his awful feline.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 01:24 AM (cJK1e)

527 PA, and he then followed up the blender accusation with me stealing his strainer. Which was also mine that my parents sent to me, and I've owned it since I had my own apt in college.

You're a wise, wise man, PA. If only I'd been wiser, too. Live and learn.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:24 AM (GZnia)

528 Speaking of tapes in the bedroom...
This is quasi-realted... what would you all do if you thought one of your neighbors was standing on the public sidewalk below your bedroom window and making an audio recording of your bedroom activity?
Lets say that this neighbor is related to the landlord too which complicates issues a little bit more.
Suggestions?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:25 AM (hA5JK)

529
Cat didn't do anything, don't be animal abusers.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:25 AM (aPts0)

530

The reason the original "The Prisoner" worked was because of Patrick McGoohan.

Patrick McGoohan is teh awesome.  I've had a crush on him since I was a little girl.

Posted by: katya at November 15, 2009 01:25 AM (bkgNF)

531 Girl Thursday,
If your truly in need, I don't have a problem with that. I get it back 10 fold. I'd be blessed.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 01:25 AM (rYWEB)

532 525- And a Lewinsky is something involving cigars. Or is it the other thing? I try very hard not to think about it, considering the parties involved.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 01:25 AM (WDd+t)

533 you won't have to deal with his awful feline.

It's enough to make me do a happy dance. As Girl Thurs pointed out, I get to be with my doggies again.

Editor, oh, I didn't know that. Learn something new every day...

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:26 AM (GZnia)

534 well, at least it wasn't some stupid, roy rogers, wagon wheel coffee table!

Posted by: Adrian at November 15, 2009 01:26 AM (IAHCE)

535 Elizabeth - would said neighbor be the semi-retarded one? If so, do you really care?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 01:26 AM (cJK1e)

536 No Real Man gets into fights with the lady over minor kitchen utensils.  A strainer?????

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 01:26 AM (3u/pA)

537

Just saw obama on the news, damn, I have to change the channel every time I see him, and geraldo schooling me does not sit well...Get this prick off Fox News, he is the bad!! But then,  I guess we would be like the lib msm. so leave him be, so we can listen to his bs, and know our enemy!

 

Sorry if that was a run-off sentence, tee-hee.

Posted by: lou at November 15, 2009 01:26 AM (UbWbu)

538 531- Oh my gosh, no. That's very generous, but I would never take advantage. I was completely and totally joking.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 01:27 AM (WDd+t)

539 what would you all do if you thought one of your neighbors was standing on the public sidewalk below your bedroom window and making an audio recording of your bedroom activity?

Is he married?  Call out his wife's name.

If not, call out his mom's name.

Posted by: JayC at November 15, 2009 01:27 AM (jPmax)

540 Digging holes is too much like work.

Yep, ask the guys from the Big Dig. On the other hand, there's got to be a good spot somewhere in the Ted Williams Tunnel where the ceiling could fall on He Who Must Not Be Named, with a little help from the area morons.

OTOH, digging holes is no problem at all for Teh Won, who does it every time he opens his mouth.

Posted by: PA Cat at November 15, 2009 01:27 AM (7WU1X)

541 532  No, its the other thing

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 01:28 AM (3u/pA)

542

Speaking of tapes in the bedroom...
This is quasi-realted... what would you all do if you thought one of your neighbors was standing on the public sidewalk below your bedroom window and making an audio recording of your bedroom activity?
Lets say that this neighbor is related to the landlord too which complicates issues a little bit more.
Suggestions?

Um, call the cops?

Posted by: katya at November 15, 2009 01:29 AM (bkgNF)

543 Elizabeth - would said neighbor be the semi-retarded one? If so, do you really care?

Oh no it's not her. She can't even walk down the stairs or speak in anything but a grunt and most days she can't even figure out how to open her door for the meals on wheels people (and before anyone says anything about me making fun of this woman, she got the way she is because she spent 30+ years as a drug addict. I have no sympathy for self-imposed idiocy). If it was her I really wouldn't care.




Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:30 AM (hA5JK)

544 WTR,

Very sorry to hear the news. Life sucks sometimes, but time and friends will heal you.

Welcome back to CA, at any rate.

Posted by: eman at November 15, 2009 01:31 AM (qPFP/)

545 Well, we've got to make the effort to make it to 666, for Rum's sake.  Think of Rum, people.

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 01:31 AM (YX6i/)

546
Lets say that this neighbor is related to the landlord too which complicates issues a little bit more.
Suggestions?

Um, call the cops?

Yeah, that one seems pretty simple. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:31 AM (aPts0)

547 Maybe Mortis can threaten the neighbor somehow. You know, act menacing to this person.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 01:32 AM (cJK1e)

548 Speaking of tapes in the bedroom.

Well, if it was my house, a surreptitious shot to his butt with a BB gun would encourage him to go somewhere else.  Because I have trees in front of the place, by golly.  Or just close the windows and put on some good music...

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 01:32 AM (3u/pA)

549 Thanks, eman. While I'm not looking forward to going back to high sales tax and income tax, I'm just happy to go home.

Yeah, what's with the slackin' lately with the 666, hmmmm?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:32 AM (GZnia)

550
Suggestions?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:25 AM (hA5JK)





Put a bullet in him, drag him across the threshold and put a knife in his hand.

.....or just call the cops.

Posted by: Blazer at November 15, 2009 01:33 AM (+FzLa)

551
Cat didn't do anything, don't be animal abusers.

Plenty of morons at AosHQ who would be happy to rescue the kitteh from a guy who picks fights about kitchen stuff (blenders and strainers??? That sounds like an Iowahawk parody of a ghey divorce fight.)

Posted by: PA Cat at November 15, 2009 01:33 AM (7WU1X)

552 Um, call the cops?

It's a public sidewalk so they can't do anything.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:33 AM (hA5JK)

553 Maybe Mortis can threaten the neighbor somehow. You know, act menacing to this person.

Box his ears. Then he can't hear you. Or anything else for awhile.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:33 AM (GZnia)

554 523

I live about 40 miles south of Lagoon.  They add new rides every year, so it just continues to get bigger and better.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 12:59 AM (kn+jW)

Worked there as a teenager, good times!! I worked the "wait for it" log flume.

Posted by: lou at November 15, 2009 01:09 AM (UbWbu)

So in other words, you were able to see a lot females in wet t-shirts! Nice!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 01:23 AM (kn+jW)

Yeah, but I am a girl who  loves guys, and they did not like bees, they were  everywhere!!. And not to many guys in Utah liked that ride. I guess they were conservative, tee hee!!

Posted by: lou at November 15, 2009 01:34 AM (UbWbu)

555 well, folks, I've got to get my sassy ass to bed now. Sorry I can't play with you any longer tonight.

Rum, try to take it easy and get some sleep before your dad shows up in the morning. Email me and/or I think you still have my cell phone number -- call me if you feel like talking.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 15, 2009 01:35 AM (cJK1e)

556 547 Maybe Mortis can threaten the neighbor somehow. You know, act menacing to this person.

I thought the same thing. But Mortis is often gone on overnight trips leaving me home alone to walk from my car in the dark parking lot to my unlit front door in this screwy neighborhood.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:35 AM (hA5JK)

557
There's no stalker laws in your state, Elizabeth?  Make that weirdos life miserable.

Or, put a few holes in him and plant a knife, that works too.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:36 AM (aPts0)

558 It's a public sidewalk so they can't do anything.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:33 AM (hA5JK)

Huh - didn't know that.  Should have stayed out of the co-eds apartments.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at November 15, 2009 01:36 AM (YX6i/)

559 (blenders and strainers??? That sounds like an Iowahawk parody of a ghey divorce fight.)

Gheyer than George Michael and Elton John doing a Freddie Mercury tribute.

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 01:36 AM (3u/pA)

560

>This is quasi-realted... what would you all do if you thought one of your neighbors was standing on the public sidewalk below your bedroom window and making an audio recording of your bedroom activity?

 

many years ago, before indoor plumbing was common, you had to go to the outhouse for #2, but you could get by with a bedside chamberpot for #1- Wouldn't have to go outside in the cold and dark, etc,

It was common to toss the contents out the window in the morning

just sayin'

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 01:37 AM (JL3qV)

561 Good night, Sassy, and thanks. I've talked to my best friend, my cousin (who's like a brother to me), a childhood friend I've known forever and a college friend who's always given me good insight. I also spoke to the friend that intro'd me to the boy and everything she said was the opposite of what my friends said. Of course, she's known him longer than she's known me, so I took it all with a grain of salt.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:38 AM (GZnia)

562 what would you all do if you thought one of your neighbors was standing on the public sidewalk below your bedroom window and making an audio recording of your bedroom activity?

Is he married?  Call out his wife's name.

If not, call out his mom's name.

Play a recording of any of Teh Won's godawful speeches (especially one with a lot of umms and uhhhs in it) out your window at top volume.

Posted by: PA Cat at November 15, 2009 01:39 AM (7WU1X)

563 Petty asshole is a core personality trait, its not something that can be "fixed" with discussion or therapy.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 15, 2009 01:20 AM (LbCHv)

I just caught up to this thread, and all I have to say is this:

A blender? An 'effin BLENDER!? I once gave a GF a car just to shut her up, and RTM's BF draws the line at a blender?

Good God!

 

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 15, 2009 01:40 AM (H7Rlw)

564 Play a recording of any of Teh Won's godawful speeches (especially one with a lot of umms and uhhhs in it) out your window at top volume.

Posted by: PA Cat at November 15, 2009 01:39 AM (7WU1X)

Dude - she's trying to make life miserable on the creep.  Not herself.

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 01:40 AM (YX6i/)

565 There are stalker laws, but my suspicion is just a suspicion and I have no proof or even reasonable evidence pointing to proof.
This guy just creeps me out. He is always sitting on the front steps drinking and leering at me and the last time there was daytime bedroom activity I went out to my car like a half hour later and this guy was just staring at me while fiddling with his cell phone and I just got this creepy intuition (my female creep-detecting radar was going off like crazy).

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:41 AM (hA5JK)

566 562 what would you all do if you thought one of your neighbors was standing on the public sidewalk below your bedroom window and making an audio recording of your bedroom activity?

Well if your bedroom activity is audible outside, you might want to turn up some music.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 15, 2009 01:42 AM (WPqfQ)

567
What's the moron thinking on Men Who Stared At Goats?  I kind of want to see it, mostly because Jeff Bridges is in it playing The Dude, if The Dude was a light colonel in the army.  Looks entertaining, even if it's a douche Clooney movie.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:42 AM (aPts0)

568 Play a recording of any of Teh Won's godawful speeches (especially one with a lot of umms and uhhhs in it) out your window at top volume.

Oh gosh no, he'd probably LIKE that.  Find a recording of some obnoxious TV minister type railing about the evils of pron.  That is sure to drive him away. 

Posted by: mcassill at November 15, 2009 01:42 AM (3u/pA)

569

It was common to toss the contents out the window in the morning

just sayin'


You owe me a keyboard!1!11!!eveventy!!1!

That's just priceless. I may have to try that one!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:43 AM (hA5JK)

570 Maet,
I do that now. But I didn't realize just how much was probably audible outside until after the creepy leering incident.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:45 AM (hA5JK)

571

Check your State law as to whether or not you can shoot/knife/ harm a intruder in your abode. In Ohio, you must prove absolute fear for your life.  If not, you go to jail 20 up to life. The State will send home a rapist/murderer/ absolute low life to make room for you. They want to make sure a person does not have the option to defend their home/apt/etc from the criminals.

Posted by: mystry at November 15, 2009 01:46 AM (kmgIE)

572 565- Elizabeth, is it an apartment complex? If so, maybe you can ask the property manager to request occasional police drive throughs. That might keep him on his toes enough to back off. Also, it wouldn't hurt to let him "overhear" some gun talk.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 01:46 AM (WDd+t)

573 Not a complex, just a building owned by creepy-mans uncle (or some such relative). Hell, the whole neighborhood seems to be related (or related by marriage) to my landlord.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:47 AM (hA5JK)

574 Night all. chow wanting m&m's. Gonna drink another beer, and don't want to subject ya'll to my drunkenness tonight. Done that enough already. PS, chow is my dog, she likes beer and m&m's. I know, not good for her, TeeHee, but damn, dog food has got to suck!!

Posted by: lou at November 15, 2009 01:48 AM (UbWbu)

575 571- I still think being raped by the criminal justice system is preferable to an actual rape. I'd rather take my chances on the former, even if I knew it wasn't likely to be in my favor.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 01:49 AM (WDd+t)

576 Elizabeth,
Call David Letterman. Maybe a job offer from him will solve this problem.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 01:49 AM (rYWEB)

577 573- Move.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 01:49 AM (WDd+t)

578 Maet,
I do that now. But I didn't realize just how much was probably audible outside until after the creepy leering incident.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:45 AM (hA5JK)

I know what you're saying.  One night, I woke up to hearing the neighbors next door getting it on.  It wasn't even that loud, but it was echoing between the buildings.  I thought to myself that those people should probably shut the window.

Next thought was, OH CRAP. 

My wife sleeps with ear plugs, and I haven't had the heart to tell her.  I just shut the window.

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 01:50 AM (YX6i/)

579 So, is anyone else concerned about Lou's dog?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 01:50 AM (WDd+t)

580 Elizabeth,

I just realized the boy will have to deal with our nasty landlord without me to run interference. That's going to be interesting.

I'm going to miss Saratoga Springs. But I can always go back there for vacation!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:50 AM (GZnia)

581 is anyone else concerned about Lou's dog?

My aunt, who is an animal lover to the extreme and is indeed a cat lady, fed one of her dogs Twinkies all the time. He died so fat he was unable to move.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 01:52 AM (GZnia)

582 Editor,

For years I lived in a condo that had that same echo problem, but when I lived there none of my neighbors creeped me out, so yeah I shut the window but I didn't worry about creepy neighbors. Hell, one of the neighbors across the tiny courtyard was quite loud and several people were known for shouting "shut your windows Dave" to the loud guy when he was being particularly loud. It was like a neighborhood joke that we couldn't keep any secrets from each other even with our windows shut.

That never bothered me because those neighbors were not creepy... these neighbors are creepy so the thought that they might hear and might have even gotten a cell phone recording just really bothers me.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:54 AM (hA5JK)

583
So, is anyone else concerned about Lou's dog?

Yes!  Chocolate poisons the doogies.  Not good ownership there.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:55 AM (aPts0)

584 Anyone else just feeing down lately?

This obama Astan stall and the boot licking to the japs put me over today....

So picking up my spirits by listening to Regans first inaugural speech.

Man the guy just knows how to do it! Picked me right up.


"Government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem!!" Preach on zombie Regan preach on!!!!!!

Posted by: Grover at November 15, 2009 01:57 AM (cwK4+)

585 Chocolate poisons the doogies doobies.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 01:55 AM (aPts0)

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 01:58 AM (YX6i/)

586 I just realized the boy will have to deal with our nasty landlord without me to run interference. That's going to be interesting.

I would love to be a fly on the wall for that! It would be quite interesting.

My ex called me in September asking me to help him with the condo landlord. I just delighted in telling him "nope, that's your problem now". Hell, I dealt with that landlord for over 10 years and I'm so happy that I don't have to deal with it anymore. (or course considering my current situation I'd happily deal with the condo landlord rather than the old man that owns the building i'm in now).

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 01:58 AM (hA5JK)

587 579 So, is anyone else concerned about Lou's dog?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 01:50 AM (WDd+t)

 

Girl, . I was just trying to make a little fun, I would do anything for my dogs. And ps, my brother is coming home from Afghanistan for Thanksgiving, so don't think you know me, I worry daily!!

Posted by: lou at November 15, 2009 02:02 AM (UbWbu)

588

Based on that book I was sure all guys named theirs.

That's sick.

Posted by: mister bigger at November 15, 2009 02:03 AM (2qU2d)

589 587- Lou, I was joking. Although I *do* hope you aren't giving your dog chocolate and beer

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 02:04 AM (WDd+t)

590 Nice thing about home is no landlords. Since I'm still unemployed, maybe I'll start cooking at home since my mom isn't cooking as often as she used to.

I'm so happy to be able to go to Nordy's and Trader Joe's and Whole Foods again. Whole Foods! How I missed thee!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:06 AM (GZnia)

591 Is it really only Saturday? I feel like an eternity has passed since Friday.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:06 AM (GZnia)

592 Rum, I think where you are at it is Sunday.

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 02:08 AM (YX6i/)

593 Rum,
Sleep very well.. when you do. Your family and the warm weather will do you good.
Have a very safe journey home with your Dad. Keep us posted as you cross America if you can.
Good night Morons, all. Keep up the good fight!
SiM

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 02:09 AM (rYWEB)

594 Will do, SiM. Good night!

Oh, you're right, Editor. I'm going on 48 hours of no sleep. Maybe I should turn in, too.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:10 AM (GZnia)

595 Is it really only Saturday?

It's Sunday everywhere in the U.S. but the Left Coast (and AK and HI) by now.

Posted by: PA Cat at November 15, 2009 02:10 AM (7WU1X)

596 666, Rum.
Or NO Disneyland for YOU!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 02:11 AM (rYWEB)

597 Or NO Disneyland for YOU!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So...sleepy...sleep deprived....

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:13 AM (GZnia)

598 We'll

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 02:13 AM (YX6i/)

599 do

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 02:14 AM (YX6i/)

600
Can't make it to the devil post, maroons.  G'night.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 15, 2009 02:14 AM (aPts0)

601 M80'sBaby

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 02:14 AM (YX6i/)

602 trick.

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 02:14 AM (YX6i/)

603 Still

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:16 AM (GZnia)

604 a long

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:16 AM (GZnia)

605 way

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:16 AM (GZnia)

606 to go

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:16 AM (GZnia)

607 Where is everyone?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:16 AM (GZnia)

608 yikes. 2am.
Time for me to go to bed too. My buzz has totally worn off and I need some sleep.
Goodnight everyone.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:16 AM (hA5JK)

609 oh

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:16 AM (hA5JK)

610 are

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:17 AM (hA5JK)

611 we

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:17 AM (hA5JK)

612 trying

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:17 AM (hA5JK)

613 to

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:17 AM (hA5JK)

614 get

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:17 AM (hA5JK)

615 666?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:17 AM (hA5JK)

616 yes

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 02:17 AM (YX6i/)

617 ok

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

618 how

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

619 long

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

620 Only for Rum's sanity.

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (YX6i/)

621 of

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

622 Still too far. I gotta sleep. Esp since I didn't sleep at all Friday night. Have to finish packing up the rest of my crap, too. Someone claim 666 in my honour.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (GZnia)

623 a

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

624 sentence

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

625 can

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

626 write

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

627 one

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

628 post

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

629 at

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

630 hang

Posted by: lurker what does his part at November 15, 2009 02:19 AM (KSTc+)

631 time?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:19 AM (hA5JK)

632 i

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 02:19 AM (JL3qV)

633 in

Posted by: lurker what does his part at November 15, 2009 02:19 AM (KSTc+)

634 there

Posted by: lurker what does his part at November 15, 2009 02:19 AM (KSTc+)

635 Gah 36 more posts to go. Must...stay...awake...

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:19 AM (GZnia)

636 wtr

Posted by: lurker what does his part at November 15, 2009 02:19 AM (KSTc+)

637 !

Posted by: lurker what does his part at November 15, 2009 02:20 AM (KSTc+)

638 word

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:20 AM (GZnia)

639 it

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:20 AM (hA5JK)

640 posts

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:20 AM (GZnia)

641 can!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:20 AM (hA5JK)

642 This

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:20 AM (GZnia)

643 This thread is making me feel drunk, and I haven't been drinking.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 02:20 AM (WDd+t)

644 is

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:20 AM (GZnia)

645 slow

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:20 AM (GZnia)

646 going

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:20 AM (GZnia)

647 Almost

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 02:21 AM (YX6i/)

648 gotta

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:21 AM (hA5JK)

649 Post for 6 and 6 and 6 again.

Posted by: eman at November 15, 2009 02:21 AM (qPFP/)

650 i will be 666

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 02:21 AM (JL3qV)

651 Haha, GT, I'm drunk on sleep deprivation and too many tears.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:21 AM (GZnia)

652 This is a pretty cheap way to get there, just so you know.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 02:21 AM (WDd+t)

653 Gah

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:21 AM (GZnia)

654 Jones is back.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 02:21 AM (WDd+t)

655 i mwill

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 02:21 AM (JL3qV)

656 Yeah, it is. But I'm having a hard time staying awake.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:22 AM (GZnia)

657 It's war, Jones!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:22 AM (GZnia)

658 yikes, did I get blocked by the spam filters for posting too many posts so close together??

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:22 AM (hA5JK)

659 lurking

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 02:22 AM (JL3qV)

660 It's my number!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:22 AM (GZnia)

661

Gee, I'd help, but I only write sentnces.

Maybe...

Posted by: HH at November 15, 2009 02:22 AM (+jvXp)

662 Mine

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:22 AM (GZnia)

663 me

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 02:22 AM (JL3qV)

664 WTR, buy some chocolate.

Posted by: eman at November 15, 2009 02:22 AM (qPFP/)

665 ahhhh I guess not. But a bumch of my one words posts didn't make it hmmm

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:22 AM (hA5JK)

666 now

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 02:22 AM (JL3qV)

667 damn, safari!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:23 AM (GZnia)

668 are we there yet?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:23 AM (hA5JK)

669 Should have been mine, but SAfari was not posting my comments. Dammit. Oh well, off to bed now.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:23 AM (GZnia)

670 Now you can truly claim to be Zod, I suppose.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 02:23 AM (WDd+t)

671 i can haz wife now

Posted by: Editor at November 15, 2009 02:23 AM (YX6i/)

672

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 02:23 AM (JL3qV)

673 alright... time for me to go to bed.
Goodnight all.
Rum - you have my number - keep in touch on your trip across the country!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 15, 2009 02:24 AM (hA5JK)

674 'Night, Rum ... and good luck with everything.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 02:24 AM (WDd+t)

675 Got chocolate in the car, eman.

Another thanks to all the morons and moronettes. You guys are the best.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 15, 2009 02:24 AM (GZnia)

676

damn, it doesn't take much on a saturday night thread

not feeling so zoddy after all

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 02:25 AM (JL3qV)

677 676- Well, this is a quiet Saturday night, so it was kinda sorta a feat.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 02:27 AM (WDd+t)

678

ok- i got 666 and made Elizabeth laugh- my work is done

the DVR on snl is finished -with FF I can watch the show in 30 minutes

goodnight, friends

Posted by: Jones at November 15, 2009 02:27 AM (JL3qV)

679 goodnight!

Posted by: Adrian at November 15, 2009 02:28 AM (IAHCE)

680 672- You know. You could always use that as your new pick-up line. Not sure how well it would work, but it's worth a try.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 15, 2009 02:29 AM (WDd+t)

681 PA, and he then followed up the blender accusation with me stealing his strainer...

A few years ago I walked off a job over a $35 Unibit (a kind of universal drill bit that will do a lot of different sizes). 

I had a new one, the guy I was working with (nominally "the boss") had an old whupped one.  For months he'd been going on and on about how he'd gotten years out of that old one by just using some "special oil" when drilling holes with it.

One day his old beat one turned up in my bag at the end of the day and my new one in his and I casually mentioned that somehow the Unibits had gotten mixed up during the day.  At that point he stated I was confused and the new one was in fact his.  I let it slide that day, but it kept gnawing on me for the next week or so.

Now, this is a guy who admitted up front to being a felon and doing 15 years for something (never said precisely what, but it could only have been murder or a major weight drug deal to get 15 years cuz this guy wasn't an Ivan Bosesky type).  I had no problem with that.

Previously, him and his partner decided they trusted me enough to do some blow in front of me one day.  I could live with that, as long as they weren't jacked on the job and fucking up so much I couldn't fix it.

His electrical work was a tad on the crude and sleazy side for a guy with a Master Electricians ticket, which I found annoying and troubled me somewhat since I'm totally anal about electrical stuff.  Unlike 99% of electricians in the field, I want need it to be 100% perfect.  I was still able to live with that since he was preping and I was following up finishing all the detail work and could un-fuck his disasters when I got there (I probably spent 200 hours unfucking this guy's crude shit too)

But when he lied about that freaking Unibit it stuck in my craw hard.  I came to interpret that as an indicator of a major character/personality flaw that would eventually cause me a lot of grief and suffering if I stayed around this person for any length of time.

I walked and don't regret it.  Often "little things" that seem trivial are indicators of much larger problems that are hidden beneath the surface.  If someone would fuck you for a $35 Unibit, what are the chances they'd fuck you out of $50,000 if the opportunity came up?  Pretty good in my mind.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 15, 2009 02:33 AM (Yv68I)

682

With his strange whistling "s"'s, Obama sounds like my old tea pot, except that my tea pot knew what the fuck it was doing.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 15, 2009 02:42 AM (dcKUM)

683 I've been, uh, away (on a bender) for a few days & I'm just getting caught up but I gotta say the thread "There's Water in Them There Moon-Hills" is great . . . haven't had a good book thread in a while.  Now I'm off to sleep, to sleep and perchance to dream of the fascinatingly hypnotic movements of breasts in low gravity . . . mmmmm . . .

Posted by: Croaker at November 15, 2009 02:56 AM (YZoxX)

684

For months he'd been going on and on about how he'd gotten years out of that old one by just using some "special oil" when drilling holes with it.

If I heard that from my boss, I'd run.  Far and fast.

Posted by: Hetero Guy at November 15, 2009 03:54 AM (GYZGq)

685 Good morning dipshits.

Watchmen was incoherent rubbish.

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Posted by: John Bigbooty (rdb) at November 15, 2009 06:16 AM (a/B2/)

687 Often "little things" that seem trivial are indicators of much larger problems that are hidden beneath the surface.  If someone would fuck you for a $35 Unibit, what are the chances they'd fuck you out of $50,000 if the opportunity came up?  Pretty good in my mind.

PA

I am a crusty old fart but I wish to tell you;

that is the essense of life's wisdom distilled into a "nutshell" as Glen Beck would say.

I agree 100%,

saluuuuut!

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2009 07:04 AM (CDUiN)

688 672
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Is that what you call your junk?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 15, 2009 08:59 AM (QECjC)

689

Eli Lake broke a story today showing that the National Iranian American Council (NIAC) appears to have acted as a lobbyist for the Islamic Republic,

 in violation of its tax status and likely also in violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act.

Its staff seem to be abandoning the sinking ship. 

Until yesterday, Artin Afkhami listed himself as having two jobs: A blogger for the NIAC and a researcher for the New York Times.

Here's a google cache of his "Linked In" page.

Today Artin — who has fabricated quotes and refused correction — has erased all mention of his employment with NIAC.

He simply wants the world to think he never worked for the organization as it was pursuing the Islamic Republic's foreign-policy objectives with regard to sanctions and fighting concern over proliferation

Michael Rubin at the corner(@nro

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2009 09:21 AM (1kwr2)

690
Kneel before Zod?

Well, maybe......but he wasn't bowing!

President Obama Hides Rare Medical Condition

Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2009 09:26 AM (HylJ6)

691 WTR sorry to hear things did not work out.  Please say "Hi" to Trader Joe's (my side of the state is too "red" for the hippies in charge of the stores sadly) for me. 

Posted by: NotAMolly at November 15, 2009 10:25 AM (j7a+J)

692 Sassy, PGiS, yes, I'm headed home to LA. Permanently. Well, until Texas secedes, anyway. And morons you'll be happy to know I'm single again.

Alas, some of us Morons are still married (for 28 years) and I left CA in 1977. 

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2009 10:57 AM (CDUiN)

693 Uhh... Dobe, I don't think we CAN say what Zelda is. Not yet.

Posted by: Maynard G. Krebs at November 15, 2009 11:23 AM (aO1EC)

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Well, you know that 1 out of 10 times it might work. So for every 9 slaps that nearly knock your block off, you might just score.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 15, 2009 11:47 AM (QECjC)

695 Last! (No ever says last)

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 15, 2009 11:47 AM (V9SYy)

696 Anyway, just got back from church. I'm pretty open about women (Episcopal) priests.

But it's somehow disturbing to note what a nice rack your priest has as she's holding up the consecrated Host...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 15, 2009 11:48 AM (QECjC)

697 695 Last! (No ever says last)
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 15, 2009 11:47 AM (V9SYy)


Never say "last," Mallamutt.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 15, 2009 11:49 AM (QECjC)

698

That's sick.

Posted by: zod's mighty rod at November 15, 2009 12:01 PM (2qU2d)

699 @698: True, but it's not like you can avoid it...

All in all, one reason I prefer male priests.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 15, 2009 12:03 PM (QECjC)

700
"Tweets whatev" would not approve of this thread.


WtR..Happy Trails to You!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 15, 2009 12:14 PM (rYWEB)

701 A personality survey told me my likely favorite tattoo would be a tribal one or a simplified depiction of my favorite element (a bottle of scotch, I guess).  Anyway. I ran across a picture I know Ace would like.

Posted by: John Bigbooty (rdb) at November 15, 2009 12:16 PM (HRh+c)

702 You should repost that pic on the overnight thread tonight so all the moronettes can review it and comment on it.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 15, 2009 02:52 PM (kn+jW)

703

Do you guys think this looks good?  I damned sure don't.  And I like big butts.  I cannot lie.

 

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Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat