Overnight Open Thread - TGIF Edition (Mætenloch)

Welcome all M&Ms. Friday at last, Friday at last! So now you don't need an excuse to stay up late and play in the ONT.

Star Wars: How the Death Star Computer Graphics Sequence Was Made
One of the amazing things about the original Star Wars was the computer-animated Death Star attack sequence. Of course it looks completely dated now, but it was state-of-the-art at the time it was made in the mid-70's. Here's a video by the animator, Larry Cuba, where he describes how he created the sequence.

Lindsey Graham Censured By SC GOP
Okay I'll admit it: I loathe Lindsey Graham. Not only do I dislike Graham as a RINO-ish squish, but I also have a semi-irrational hated of him as a person from his holier-than-thou attitude down to his whiny accent and his goofy haircut. So this makes me happy.

The True Identity Of Your Online Girlfriend Flowchart
Sadly it doesn't have a category for the ONT moronettes. But I suspect there's at least a couple of kittehs posting around here.

Japanese Fake 'See Thru' Skirts
Somehow I don't see these catching on here.

Dogs Welcome a Soldier Home
After a tour in Iraq.

Holding a Grudge
We're always told to forgive and forget and that probably is good advice for a happier life. But part of me also respects someone who never forgets and is prepared to serve revenge in its proper state.

Tonight's post brought to you by desperate desires:

Posted by: Open Blog at 10:00 PM

Comments

1 1st bitches!!!

Posted by: Carrie Prejean at November 13, 2009 09:50 PM (YX6i/)

2 I'm all alone, I guess. What to do... hmm.

Posted by: Carrie Prejean at November 13, 2009 09:51 PM (YX6i/)

3 #1 are you bragging or complaining?

Posted by: mystry at November 13, 2009 09:52 PM (kmgIE)

4 That sin's not so strange, by the way.

Posted by: Carrie Prejean at November 13, 2009 09:52 PM (YX6i/)

5 I think everyone is still heavily debating the issues of Carrie's "sex" tapes on the other thread. That is where most of the morons are. I, on the other hand (no pun intended) have learned my lesson.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 13, 2009 09:53 PM (cJK1e)

6 The moon-water thread is dead, and I just put a lot of work into commenting on books. Because I am an inconsiderate asshole, I will reuse the material here.

104 #89...oh, fuck both you guys, Monty beat me to it at #98.

Small bit of trivia. The first US soldier to die in Red Phoenix died in the Honor Guard Company's back guard shack at Hilltop House (the four-star's residence). I pulled my first ever shift in Honor Guard Company back there in August '99. My team leader thought he'd play fuck-around and try sneaking up on me and I fucking near put a pair of 9mm's in him.

Arc Light was good. Jack Henderson's Circumference of Darkness was much better. The old self-published iUniverse edition is better, but Jack is good people. Great book. When Bantam picked up the book, he changed the ending a bit to allow for a sequel, which he told me is underway. I recommend it to all AoSHQ readers.

I've been on a Tom Kratman and John Ringo rampage over the last year.

Clancy summed up the romantic difficulties in his writing with 'What the fuck do I know about sex? I'm a married Catholic." Too bad he couldn't get over his taste for young strange. His wife Wanda took his ass to the motherfucking cleaners, and rightfully so, for his cheating. They'd been married since he was still selling insurance for a living. I wrote a reader review on Amazon where I said he'd rushed the ending of Rainbow Six in order to make an alimony payment on time. The Bear And The Dragon was a lot better in concept, if not always execution. I can still read The Hunt For Red October and enjoy it.

Oh, and Heinlein. Yes, he and his wife apparently got polyamorous later in life. Ignore it. I do. I don't give a fuck about writers' love lives.

Heinlein's essentials for me: Starship Troopers, Glory Road, Fifth Column, and a lot of the essays on patriotism and survivalism (he was convinced we'd lose WWIII and we'd have to win WWIV with rocks and guerilla tactics) that are now only found in Expanded Universe.

You want a good Moon read? Back To The Moon by retired NASA engineer Homer Hickham.

Posted by: SGT Dan at November 13, 2009 09:55 PM (ZP+gj)

7 # 5 Hey sassypants.. Go back and tell them that ONT is up. And invite everyone over. That should do it.

Posted by: mystry at November 13, 2009 09:56 PM (kmgIE)

8 I got to that thread way too late to be of any use. Plus, I blacked out after reading the headline, so...

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 09:56 PM (YX6i/)

9 hey morons - go over to the ONT like mystry told me to tell you.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 13, 2009 09:57 PM (cJK1e)

10 Just watched part of a CNBC Melissa Lee program on Hulu. For my education, is Melissa Lee the worst scrunt on that channel or do they have worse?

Posted by: John Galt at November 13, 2009 09:57 PM (Ylv1H)

11
Welcome all M&Ms. Friday at last, Friday at last!

The first transport is away, the first transport is away !!

Posted by: Romas Navandar at November 13, 2009 09:57 PM (+FzLa)

12 woops. wrong thread. hard to keep it all together.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 13, 2009 09:58 PM (cJK1e)

13 Posted by: SGT Dan at November 13, 2009 09:55 PM (ZP+gj)

I just want to let you know I didn't read anything past, "I will reuse the material here?"

Just want to be fair.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:00 PM (YX6i/)

14 Is it Fantastic Four month on FX or something? I can't remember the last night when one or both of the FF movies haven't been played.

Posted by: kefka at November 13, 2009 10:01 PM (n1uMU)

15 Pass the 'nip.

Posted by: HeatherKittehRadish at November 13, 2009 10:01 PM (OkT2m)

16 Damn Sassypants It's not even 10:00 yet! Well yea, my clock just turned over to another glourious hour on the ONT.

Posted by: mystry at November 13, 2009 10:03 PM (kmgIE)

17 The infidels bring me to NYC for trial??? What are they trying to do? Next my cell will be hit with hijacked airliner!! What is a terrorist to do with these fools?

Posted by: Kahlid Shiek Mohammed at November 13, 2009 10:04 PM (1kr99)

18 evening y'all

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:04 PM (hA5JK)

19 Well, hell -- I think I used up all my good stuff in the other threads. I'm kinda beat. I might just throw a movie in the old DVD player and then head to bed. (Another exciting Friday night chez Monty!)

Have a good night everybody.

Posted by: Monty at November 13, 2009 10:04 PM (nTxjg)

20 Ahoy polloi.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 10:05 PM (NSEv9)

21 World's Scariest Runways

I've flown them all of course, while being shot at and getting a hummer from a comely young stewardess

Posted by: Joe the Biden at November 13, 2009 10:05 PM (sYxEE)

22 Too bad they don't recall Lindsey.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 10:06 PM (NSEv9)

23 Another Texacution occured.
It's not ALL bad news.

Posted by: torabora at November 13, 2009 10:06 PM (1kr99)

24 14 Is it Fantastic Four month on FX or something? I can't remember the last night when one or both of the FF movies haven't been played.

That sucks. Sorry, Kefka. I hope you didn't watch both FF movies in one setting? I think even one FF movie almost exceeds the amount of major movie suckage a human can view in one setting, to see both in one setting would have severe physiological and psychological consequences!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:07 PM (otlXg)

>The baronet, who has the full name of Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes,

wonder if the name had anything to do with the bullying

Anyway, I admire the guy's dedication to exacting some measure of revenge (dish, served cold, etc). I know how he feels. There is a kid from my old neighborhood, decades ago, who I would certainly subject to brutal payback, if given the chance. The scenario involves duct tape and a shovel.

Posted by: Jones at November 13, 2009 10:08 PM (JL3qV)

26 I've flown them all of course, while being shot at and getting a hummer from a comely young stewardess

Posted by: Joe the Biden at November 13, 2009 10:05 PM (sYxEE)

Joe,

Peeing on yourself does not constitute being shot at and receiving a second serving of scrambled eggs for breakfast is not getting a hummer.

Posted by: Comely Young Stewardess at November 13, 2009 10:09 PM (YX6i/)

27 Those Japanese see-skirts are a hoax, and an old hoax at that. I just came back from living in Japan for five years. Even if those skirts were real, you wouldn't catch any Japanese women actually wearing them.

Posted by: Scott Bern at November 13, 2009 10:09 PM (JF/H+)

28 I read on the intertubes that the Government has proof that what is shown in Star Wars really did happen in Galaxy NGC-1138 about two million years ago.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 10:10 PM (ZTuLj)

29 I think even one FF movie almost exceeds the amount of major movie suckage a human can view in one setting,

Not only that but FX can make a 90 minute movie last 4 hours.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 13, 2009 10:10 PM (DIYmd)

30 You want a good Moon read? Back To The Moon by retired NASA engineer Homer Hickham.

isn't that the guy who they made that movie about? the one with jake gyllenhall? October skys or something?

Posted by: Ben at November 13, 2009 10:10 PM (bftbi)

31 Heh. Jay Leno is telling jokes about Carrie "Talk To The Hand" Prejean.

Posted by: Retread at November 13, 2009 10:11 PM (guj/P)

32 My Friday night consists of the following:

Jack Daniels
Queens of the Stone Age
My bf sending me messages about how depressed and miserable he is
Following the most absurd debate on Twitter

Dare you to do worse...

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 10:11 PM (seR4q)

I think even one FF movie almost exceeds the amount of major movie suckage a human can view in one setting,

Not only that but FX can make a 90 minute movie last 4 hours.

I would watch them in full if jessica alba got naked, otherwise they were god awful. i quit about ten minutes into the first one. never bothered with the second one.

Posted by: Ben at November 13, 2009 10:11 PM (bftbi)

34 isn't that the guy who they made that movie about? the one with jake gyllenhall? October skys or something?

Posted by: Ben at November 13, 2009 10:10 PM (bftbi)

Yep.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:12 PM (+FzLa)

35 I hope you didn't watch both FF movies in one setting?

Heh, I tried to but I got about 1/2 of the way through the Silver Surfer when I had to turn it off. It was the military torturing the Silver Surfer that did it. I mean that sure is subtle Hollywood, thanks for that. Its good to know that even stupid comic book movies have to have the liberal themes in them these days.

Posted by: kefka at November 13, 2009 10:12 PM (n1uMU)

Y'all have fun- I'm going to follow Monty's lead and turn to my movie collection

something in a Kate Beckinsale, perhaps

goodnight, friends

Posted by: Jones at November 13, 2009 10:13 PM (JL3qV)

37 I would watch them in full if jessica alba got naked, otherwise they were god awful. i quit about ten minutes into the first one. never bothered with the second one.

I could get naked.

Posted by: TheManTheyCallJayne at November 13, 2009 10:13 PM (cj+ii)

38 Sofia,

Drinking decent beer, alone, no gf.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 10:13 PM (ZTuLj)

39 On the subject of stewardesses, allow me (as an all-too-frequent flier) to share with you my theory of inverse proportionality.

The size of the flight attendant's ass is inversely proportionate to the capacity of the aircraft.

I find it to be universally true.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:13 PM (MFbfZ)

40 Worst time of year is upon us. NBA basketball.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:13 PM (YX6i/)

41

The Star Wars computer animation thing was pretty neat. Never really noticed how cutting edge that was back then until now. The prequels sucked, granted, but what really ruined it for me was how much more technologically advanced they looked even though they are supposed to take place well before Episode IV.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:15 PM (+FzLa)

42 Goodnight, Jones. You have outstanding taste in actresses.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:15 PM (MFbfZ)

43 Worst time of year is upon us. NBA basketball.

Agreed, at least the NHL is around to make up for it a bit.

Go Blackhawks!

Posted by: kefka at November 13, 2009 10:16 PM (n1uMU)

44 It's a great Friday. I have nothing but causes to celebrate.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 10:16 PM (cMo6P)

45 My Friday night consists of the following:

Jack Daniels
Queens of the Stone Age
My bf sending me messages about how depressed and miserable he is
Following the most absurd debate on Twitter

Dare you to do worse...

Cleaning my bathroom
Eating dinner alone
Talking to my insane mother on facebook
Hoping to stay awake until my man gets home from work around am so I can see him for at least 5 minutes today
No booze for me since I had to take a pain pill today
Having insane back spasms that will not stop
and finally,
The muscle on the bottom of my right foot keeps cramping/spasming so my big toe is completely curled down to the point that it is touching the ball of my foot. It hurts like a son-of-a-bitch and walking is so painful I want to just pass out everytime I stand up.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:17 PM (hA5JK)

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:13 PM (MFbfZ)

And very few of them have decent tits.

But hey, what do I know...

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 10:17 PM (seR4q)

47 #33 I would watch them in full if jessica alba got naked, otherwise they were god awful. i quit about ten minutes into the first one. never bothered with the second one.

They did come close in the first one, when Jessica 'hoba was experimenting with her new powers.

The worse part about the 1st FF movie was that it was so damn boring. Hollywood actually made a movie about 5 super-humans extremely boring. And who the hell thought that they could play off Jessica 'hoba as a scientist by just putting glasses on her? Although, Uwe Boll actually did worse when he casted Tara Reid, glasses and all, as a scientist in his shit-fest Alone in the Dark.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:17 PM (otlXg)

48 But Liz, booze enhances the pain pills!

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 10:18 PM (cMo6P)

49 Worst time of year is upon us. NBA basketball.

Agreed, at least the NHL is around to make up for it a bit.

Go Blackhawks!

Ewwwww. The Hawks suck.
Go Rangers!!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:18 PM (hA5JK)

50 I cannot believe Monty and Jones are already dropping out! I guess I'd better go check the other threads to see what they shot their load on.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 10:18 PM (RZ8pf)

51 48 But Liz, booze enhances the pain pills!

Yeah, and then I'll be passed out or something equally unpleasant.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:19 PM (hA5JK)

52 ohforgodssakePGiS

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 10:19 PM (cMo6P)

Go Blackhawks! Bring back Denis Savard.

Sofia, you could have your in-laws in town blasting Greta in Dublin stereo....while you've read the same paragraph about currency future contracts 18 times.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2009 10:19 PM (DPM1U)

54 PGiS - it was the Carrie Prejean thread that they were on.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:19 PM (hA5JK)

55 Elizabeth - I'm sorry you're in such pain tonight.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 13, 2009 10:19 PM (cJK1e)

56 PGiS - it was the Carrie Prejean thread that they were on.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:19 PM (hA5JK)

Was that really necessary? I mean, really, was the really a question on what thread anyone "shot their load" on?

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:20 PM (YX6i/)

57 Sofia-

These days, considering the technology of ladies' undergarments, I can rarely judge. There is just so much false advertising.

A huge can, on the other hand, is nearly impossible to hide. And it knocks my drink out of my hand regularly.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:20 PM (MFbfZ)

58 But Liz, booze enhances the pain pills!

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 10:18 PM (cMo6P)

It would also exponentially increase the chances that Liz will grab a digital camera before the night is done and go all Carrie Prejean on us.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:21 PM (+FzLa)

59 That dogs welcoming the soldier video is kind of old, but I still could watch it over and over.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 10:21 PM (8LN/u)

60 Hoping to stay awake until my man gets home from work around am so I can see him for at least 5 minutes today

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:17 PM (hA5JK)

And just because of that I envy you.

I got myself into a complicated mess...

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 10:21 PM (seR4q)

61 It would also exponentially increase the chances that Liz will grab a digital camera before the night is done and go all Carrie Prejean on us.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:21 PM (+FzLa)

Gingers UNITE!!!

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:21 PM (YX6i/)

62 Elizabeth - I'm sorry you're in such pain tonight. Posted by: Sassypants

The rest of us are glad she's in such pain. But everybody already knows what kind of weird sh-- the morons are into.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 10:21 PM (cMo6P)

63 Hmmm, the "Strangest Sin."

Wonder what that book made it out to be?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 13, 2009 10:22 PM (QECjC)

64 Just ordered tickets to one of the Beck-O'Reilly shows. My wife wonders if Beck will cry.

Posted by: Tim Down South at November 13, 2009 10:22 PM (sOCES)

65 Thanks sassy.
The man will make it all better when he gets home. His massages are the only thing that keep my back from going into a 24-7 spasm.
I can't wait to see how my back reacts to pregnancy (no, not pregnant yet)

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:22 PM (hA5JK)

ohforgodssakePGiS

Hmm, I see my work here is done early this evening <grin>

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 10:22 PM (RZ8pf)

67 Evening. Wow, I actually got here early.

Posted by: Ginger at November 13, 2009 10:23 PM (4eFF8)

68 You keep mentioning these pregnancy comments, Elizabeth. We morons have to be the second group of people to know after Mortis. Are you actively trying?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 13, 2009 10:24 PM (cJK1e)

69 It would also exponentially increase the chances that Liz will grab a digital camera before the night is done and go all Carrie Prejean on us.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:21 PM (+FzLa)

I don't need booze for that.

And just because of that I envy you.

I got myself into a complicated mess...

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 10:21 PM (seR4q)

A complicated relationship mess? I got out of one of those myself earlier this year. Ending my shit marriage was the best decision I ever made.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:24 PM (hA5JK)

70 I'm not doing anything interesting tonight. Long day. My boss flipped-out at work & shocked everyone in the office.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 10:24 PM (zmiSr)

71
You keep mentioning these pregnancy comments, Elizabeth. We morons have to be the second group of people to know after Mortis. Are you actively trying?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 13, 2009 10:24 PM (cJK1e)

Better yet, is Mortis ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:24 PM (+FzLa)

72 70 - what happened?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 13, 2009 10:25 PM (cJK1e)

73 What do you need?

Guns. Lots of guns.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 13, 2009 10:25 PM (7/vOs)

74 Lindsey Graham - what a waste of air. Too bad Senators can't get recalled. Who pulls the strings on him?

I'll bet he'll be the new "maverick" when (and if) McCain gets kicked out.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:25 PM (otlXg)

75 You keep mentioning these pregnancy comments, Elizabeth. We morons have to be the second group of people to know after Mortis. Are you actively trying?

not really, but we aren't really not trying either. It's one of those "if it happens, it happens" things... but we certainly aren't watching the calendar and actively aiming for certain days or anything like that.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:26 PM (hA5JK)

76 My boss flipped-out at work & shocked everyone in the office.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 10:24 PM (zmiSr)

He did the whole Dwight vs. Dwight karate demonstration?

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:26 PM (YX6i/)

77 I'll bet he'll be the new "maverick" same ol' catcher when (and if) McCain gets kicked out.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:25 PM (otlXg)

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:27 PM (YX6i/)

78 I'm not doing anything interesting tonight. Long day. My boss flipped-out at work & shocked everyone in the office.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 10:24 PM (zmiSr)

Lemme guess. He started dancing pantless on a desk in full view of the office while his little trooper was keeping time with the beat ? It happens sometimes.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:28 PM (+FzLa)

79 That Japanese girl's crack actually looks like it might be where they filmed the Death Star sequence...

"Luke, use the Force..."

"Luke, you turned off your navigation unit!"

"Don't worry, Team Leader... I'll nail that like a wombat back home!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 13, 2009 10:29 PM (QECjC)

80 You know, she just said "my boss". Could be a she instead of a he. This could get interesting.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:29 PM (YX6i/)

81 #30, the book The Rocket Boys is better than the movie. But yes, that's him. He also got into scuba diving off the Outer Banks and wrote a pretty good naval history of the U-boat offensive called Torpedo Junction.

#41, I made the mistake of reading a lot of the accompanying books and impedimenta, and apparently the pre-war era was more technologically advanced and artistic. The Imperial era spread a coarser, cheaper tech to places like Tatooine. And apparently the Y-wing was originally all supposed to be streamlined like it's nose section, but the bomber was unreliable enough mechanics got in the habit of leaving the skin off (it rarely flies in atmosphere anyway) so they could fix things easier. I thought that was a nice bit of backstory.

Posted by: SGT Dan at November 13, 2009 10:29 PM (ZP+gj)

82 @53 Work on a friday night sucks. Best of luck to you.

@57

That's what I was trying to say. You notice when the rack's there my friend and I have yet to see a flight attendant in Europe who actually packs the deal.

I'm not a fan of the huge hips, small chest thing.

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 10:29 PM (seR4q)

83 Hey, # 2 is coming to the Big Apple? Anybody know where we can find some good strip clubs to go to before we free the political prisoner and torture victim of Dick Cheney?

Posted by: Just some peaceful muslims with PTSD at November 13, 2009 10:29 PM (sYxEE)

84 Better yet, is Mortis ?

He's a guy. He's a Moron.
Does that answer your question?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:30 PM (hA5JK)

85 70 I'm not doing anything interesting tonight. Long day. My boss flipped-out at work & shocked everyone in the office.

Satan didn't get his quota of souls today? What a drag.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:30 PM (otlXg)

86 32 My Friday night consists of the following:

Jack Daniels
Queens of the Stone Age
My bf sending me messages about how depressed and miserable he is
Following the most absurd debate on Twitter

Dare you to do worse...

Miller High Life

Whatever strikes my fancy on You Tube (currently this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nW1o7JlfMA)

GF out with sister who doesn't like me, most likely saying bad things about me and trying to set her up with someone else

Watching webcam chicks debase themselves for my amusement

Posted by: koopy at November 13, 2009 10:30 PM (XllG0)

What is it the Carrie Prejean that Janet Reno does not to do Hillary Rodham on a nightly basis?

I'm confused,

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 10:31 PM (MaqIC)

88 OMG - 20/20 is seriously about to do a piece on "cat ladies". Women who hoard cats is next right after the commercial break. I wonder if I'll see my crazy aunt.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:32 PM (hA5JK)

89 Any Eastern Time morons;

Was Dollhouse any good tonight?

More importantly, is there an Eliza Dushku diddle tape out there?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 10:32 PM (sYxEE)

90 72 70 - what happened?

She has to have order, even if it's unstructured. Everyone has noticed that she's been anxious lately & was waiting for someone to make a mistake or just to be in the wrong place at the right time. Guess who she picked? "Forgot" my name this morning, etc....Then: the intern & I were overhauling the photo collection, & the intern was talking about a big school project tomorrow (my alma mater). Long story short, intern was talking & I got verbally smacked for it. Boss made it quite personal. Told us to do what we were doing but to not do what we were doing. I made the mistake of telling her I didn't understand. She apologized later, but only after raking my immediate boss over-the-coals for confusing me. He didn't.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 10:32 PM (zmiSr)

I want to hear about the boss meltdown.

Please?>?>

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 10:33 PM (MaqIC)

http://tinyurl.com/yjarajm

Critics Rave About Barack and Michelle Obama-You Will Too If You're Stark Raving Mad.

Highlights: Obama and Michelle getting down with the brothers. Boob belts galore etc.

Posted by: Czarface at November 13, 2009 10:33 PM (oBStc)

93 Come to think of it, our newest Supreme Court Justice sports just such a physique as you describe:

http://bit.ly/o3chy

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:33 PM (MFbfZ)

94 By the way, Sofia & Liz, just so you feel a little better about your Friday night, the girlfriend and mother of 2 children of a guy I work with was just found... buried a few feet under. And this guy I work with doesn't even know yet, because we sent him away to the middle of the Bering Sea.

His family has requested we don't tell him until the vessel has returned to port in fear of what he may do in an unclear frame of mind.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:33 PM (YX6i/)

95 Feel your pain Liz. Blown disk here. Ethanol is your friend.

Posted by: John Galt at November 13, 2009 10:34 PM (Ylv1H)

96 KBdabear said the magic words: Eliza Dushku.

She's dreamy.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:35 PM (MFbfZ)

97 78- When I was in college, I worked at a shoe store where our boss regularly whipped his out in the stock room.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 10:35 PM (8LN/u)

98 A complicated relationship mess? I got out of one of those myself earlier this year. Ending my shit marriage was the best decision I ever made.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:24 PM (hA5JK)

Yes, one of those.

Met him 4 years ago. Dated, lived together. Though he was the one...etc etc..
Then I found out he was lying to me the whole time.
And now he's the one depressed. Cool, hein?

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 10:36 PM (seR4q)

99 Editor,
That is horrible. My thoughts are certainly with him and his family.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:36 PM (hA5JK)

100 94 Editor-

Holy Shit!

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:37 PM (MFbfZ)

101 OMG - 20/20 is seriously about to do a piece on "cat ladies". Women who hoard cats is next right after the commercial break. I wonder if I'll see my crazy aunt.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:32 PM (hA5JK)

*Paging miss Miss '80's, paging Miss '80's, report to the AoS conference room immediately for a presentation*

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:37 PM (+FzLa)

102

Howdy all....

I'm just getting around to these parts today.

Should I even bother reading the Prejan thread or is "to be sexpected"??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 10:38 PM (slLiU)

103 RE 94 - Kind of helps you put your problems into perspective, doesn't it?

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 13, 2009 10:38 PM (cj+ii)

104 You know what the really messed up thing about the whole thing? Google news "Coos Bay".

There, now you know more than he does. A lot more.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:38 PM (YX6i/)

105

I'm watching Laura Bush on Greta, and she can actually construct a sentence, paragraph and entire interview with discussing how awful America is or using the term "me".

Michelle Obama could learn a thing or three. Nah, she's not up to the challenge.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 10:38 PM (MaqIC)

106 Worst boss moment? When my boss, a guy, patted me on the ass. Now, you may be thinking no big deal, guys sometimes do that to other guys. Well, do they give your ass cheek a little squeeze after doing it? No, they do not.

Posted by: koopy at November 13, 2009 10:38 PM (XllG0)

107
Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:33 PM (YX6i/)

Awww, Jesus, thats fucked up.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:38 PM (+FzLa)

108 #96 KBdabear said the magic words: Eliza Dushku. She's dreamy.

Only when she's not disorienting you with her screams or throwing energy bolts at you. Damn Sirens..

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:39 PM (otlXg)

109 94 By the way, Sofia & Liz, just so you feel a little better about your Friday night, the girlfriend and mother of 2 children of a guy I work with was just found... buried a few feet under

Wow, what happened?

Posted by: koopy at November 13, 2009 10:39 PM (XllG0)

110

Should I even bother reading the Prejan thread or is "to be sexpected"??Posted by: laceyunderalls

Um, pretty much. But Ace makes an errant joke at Sassy's expense. Kind of funny I guess.

Posted by: Iskandar at November 13, 2009 10:39 PM (u1pln)

111 102, about as can be "sexpected", half the morons want her videos released immediately, the other half are split between wanting her head on a platter and wanting her to disappear completely.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 13, 2009 10:39 PM (cj+ii)

112 OMG - 20/20 is seriously about to do a piece on "cat ladies". Women who hoard cats is next right after the commercial break. I wonder if I'll see my crazy aunt.

http://bit.ly/3XSbhV

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:40 PM (MFbfZ)

113 Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:33 PM (YX6i/)

Our problems are really insignificant compared to things like that, it's true.

My condolences...

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 10:40 PM (seR4q)

114 But the boss has been really shaky lately. Usually the chain-smoking calms her, but it didn't this time. We have a big event in January that might not pull-through, & I think they've invited Kay Bailey & John C.

Her bark is meaner than her bite. None of the employees nor the board members like her. I've seen her smile while mocking them (in front of others) for her own benefit.

I'm sooo glad I'm the only archivist /researcher at this little county museum. Just feel bad b/c my immediate "boss" is my mentor from college. Fortunately, he doesn't like or trust her, either.

Moral: Choose your job wisely.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 10:40 PM (zmiSr)

115 Sofia,

I had a similar situation. Met a guy, thought he was the one, married him, found out years later that he was a liar. Plus he became a World of Warcraft addict which made things even worse... but it was mostly the lying that pushed me over the edge. Then I ended up staying in a shit relationship because he was seriously depressed over the thought of losing me and his shrink asked me not to leave until he was ready. It totally sucked.
The only good part is that during that time while I was waiting for the shrink to tell me that he wouldn't kill himself if I left I met someone new online which has since turned into an awesome relationship.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:40 PM (hA5JK)

116 Ah....yeah bitches! It's been a while. More than two and a half months, in fact.

I'm comin' at you live from Ft. Benning, GA, during week 10 of 14 here in Infantry Basic on my 36 hour pass, all ninja'd out in black civilian clothes, drinking a Fat Tire (don't tell the First Sergeant).

I hope everything is well in the world of Conservatism but let me guess: Obama is still making a goddamn mess?

I haven't gotten my orders yet but we've been getting word that we'll all be deploying soon enough. I'm sure I'll be no different. I'll keep the HQ up to date on all things grunt.

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at November 13, 2009 10:41 PM (Rs6/8)

117

Even worse, his own fucking brother did it. Man I tell ya' that is about the roughest shit I've ever heard of in a long time.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:41 PM (+FzLa)

118

Worst boss moment? When my boss, a guy, patted me on the ass. Now, you may be thinking no big deal, guys sometimes do that to other guys. Well, do they give your ass cheek a little squeeze after doing it? No, they do not

It just means you did a good job. the pinch was an act of appreciation for all the hard work you've been doing.

Posted by: Ben at November 13, 2009 10:42 PM (bftbi)

119

Aborting own child OK.

Anal sex between 2 men. Check.

Touching ones self. Crucify her!!!

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 10:42 PM (MaqIC)

120 #114 Moral: Choose your job wisely.

PROTIP: Don't be an underling to the Lord of Darkness.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:42 PM (otlXg)

121 Which one of you morons dialed 911 for sex?

http://tinyurl.com/ygml4vl

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 13, 2009 10:42 PM (PBGAP)

122 90 - sorry, I had disappeared for a few minutes. I'm sorry that happened, miss 80's. Bosses can be so weird and obnoxious. My last female boss was horrific. She did the same thing you're telling me that yours did. Looking for mistakes, until I finally told her she was essentially behaving like a simpleton. (I was looking to get fired and it gave me my opportunity). So she told me to get out. And I said "thank you for saying the words" because that meant I could collect unemployment. She hated having to pay her part of the social security for fired employees. Seriously, some bosses can be wicked. I feel your pain.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 13, 2009 10:42 PM (cJK1e)

123 Me and Elizabeth met on line!!!

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 10:43 PM (MaqIC)

124 Even worse, his own fucking brother did it. Man I tell ya' that is about the roughest shit I've ever heard of in a long time.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:41 PM (+FzLa)

Not his brother. Girlfriend's sister's husband. That is messed up.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:44 PM (YX6i/)

125 123 Me and Elizabeth met on line!!!

LOL. Wrong Moron!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:44 PM (hA5JK)

126 But, if you don't understand, is it better to say no when they ask, or yes? OR if they tell you to do something but that you can't do something, what do you do?

See why my brain is tied into a pretzel?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 10:44 PM (zmiSr)

127 read enough of these to know i love you guys... thanks to ace and all you great folks

Posted by: djarnold at November 13, 2009 10:45 PM (zTMpb)

128 121 Which one of you morons dialed 911 for sex?

My Internet connection was down and my archive of Skinemax clips was corrupted. Fortunately they caught the wrong dude...

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:45 PM (otlXg)

129 Ah....yeah bitches! It's been a while. More than two and a half months, in fact.

I'm comin' at you live from Ft. Benning, GA, during week 10 of 14 here in Infantry Basic on my 36 hour pass, all ninja'd out in black civilian clothes, drinking a Fat Tire (don't tell the First Sergeant).

I hope everything is well in the world of Conservatism but let me guess: Obama is still making a goddamn mess?

I haven't gotten my orders yet but we've been getting word that we'll all be deploying soon enough. I'm sure I'll be no different. I'll keep the HQ up to date on all things grunt.

Hey, congrats. Yeah Obama is sucking pretty hard. Good news though, you might not have to go to afghanistan after all, we might be leaving there earler than previously expected. Bad news, we'll probably have to head to pakistan in 2-3 years as a result of leaving Afghanistan.

Posted by: Ben at November 13, 2009 10:45 PM (bftbi)

130 102- It's actually a little more balanced this time.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 10:45 PM (8LN/u)

131 120 PROTIP: Don't be an underling to the Lord of Darkness.

Dick Cheney?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 10:45 PM (zmiSr)

132 btw, that chick was such a tease. I should sue for false advertising.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:46 PM (otlXg)

133 Which one of you morons dialed 911 for sex?

http://tinyurl.com/ygml4vl

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 13, 2009 10:42 PM (PBGAP)

I confess, it was I !

Posted by: Wyclef Jean at November 13, 2009 10:47 PM (+FzLa)

134 106- I once had shoulder-massage boss. Also uncomfortable.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 10:47 PM (8LN/u)

135 #116 I hope everything is well in the world of Conservatism but let me guess: Obama is still making a goddamn mess?

Nice to hear from ya!

And yes, Obama's making a real mess. Fortunately, in the end, there will be only chaos.

Stay safe, dude.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:49 PM (otlXg)

136

Well I did meet Elizabeth on the interent!!

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 10:49 PM (MaqIC)

137 But, if you don't understand, is it better to say no when they ask, or yes? OR if they tell you to do something but that you can't do something, what do you do?

See why my brain is tied into a pretzel?

If I don't understand something I always just say "I think I understand it, but could you explain it again just so that I'm sure I'm doing it the way you want it done". That way they (hopefully) see me as a careful employee and not an idiot.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:50 PM (hA5JK)

138

Not his brother. Girlfriend's sister's husband. That is messed up.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:44 PM (YX6i/)

huh, whu ? Sorry, I'm slightly intoxicated, could you put that in Jerry Springer-ese so I can understand.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:50 PM (+FzLa)

139 #131 Dick Cheney?

No, that would be the Supreme Lord of Darkness.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:50 PM (otlXg)

140 106- I once had shoulder-massage boss. Also uncomfortable.

Do none of these guys understand that this kind of thing will get him sued faster than you can say contingency case?

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:50 PM (MFbfZ)

141

Editor-awful!

Now I feel like an asshole bitching about a lousy day

(hangs head in shame)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 10:51 PM (slLiU)

142 Well, thankfully Kratos, on the 17th, there will be only GoW I and II on the PS3!!!

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 10:51 PM (6YgDi)

143 Blazer,

My borther in law is either my husbands brother, OR my sisters husband.

In this case it was the sisters husband, not the husbands brother.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:51 PM (hA5JK)

144 Any morons remember back when Friday night was X-Files night?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 10:51 PM (sYxEE)

145 huh, whu ? Sorry, I'm slightly intoxicated, could you put that in Jerry Springer-ese so I can understand.

He lived five trailers down, not two.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:51 PM (MFbfZ)

146 I'm out morons. Have a great Friday night everyone. Catch you all tomorrow. xoxo

Posted by: Sassypants at November 13, 2009 10:51 PM (cJK1e)

147 118

It just means you did a good job. the pinch was an act of appreciation for all the hard work you've been doing.

She really needs to learn how to take a compliment.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 13, 2009 10:52 PM (IqfKc)

148 137 Hmmm...IDK, she may be past that. But if you hear any news stories of a half-naked boss dancing on a desk, that will most likely be mine.

...and, that's the end of my rant tonight.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 10:52 PM (zmiSr)

149 @140: so I guess breast massages are right out, then?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 13, 2009 10:52 PM (QECjC)

150 kdabear, forget the X-Files, how about Friday Night Videos on NBC?

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 10:53 PM (6YgDi)

151 good night sassy!
Have a good weekend

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:53 PM (hA5JK)

152

011000110110111101101111011011000000110100001010

I miss the good old binary days. When sci fi was cool.

Posted by: Xena at November 13, 2009 10:53 PM (ydx4H)

153 Blazer,

My borther in law is either my husbands brother, OR my sisters husband.

In this case it was the sisters husband, not the husbands brother.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:51 PM (hA5JK)

Got it

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:53 PM (+FzLa)

154 144- Wasn't X-Files on Sunday nights?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 10:53 PM (8LN/u)

155 Jeebus, Editor, that's just so wrong. My condolences to all involved.

Elizabeth, sorry you suffer tonight. Maybe if you picture Ace having sex with Ann Coulter and Katie Couric at the same time you'll feel better.

Sofia, you know what they say about fish in the sea.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 10:53 PM (ZTuLj)

156 Do none of these guys understand that this kind of thing will get him sued faster than you can say contingency case?

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:50 PM (MFbfZ)

Guy? You just ruined it for me, thanks.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 13, 2009 10:55 PM (TM0Ch)

157 149 I'm cool with them. Unfortunately, my breasts are rather small, since I'm not portly, simply out of shape.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 10:55 PM (MFbfZ)

158 142 Well, thankfully Kratos, on the 17th, there will be only GoW I and II on the PS3!!!

I wonder if there will be any additions or if the ultimate edition will only be the same game with upgraded graphics. For example, in GoW I, you can't beat the game on the hardest setting (God) and then go back and replay the game with everything upgraded from the start. At least they got that right in GoW II.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:55 PM (otlXg)

159

Sofia, you know what they say about fish in the sea.

and you are the business end of the Iberian Peninsula, so you have a lot of sea to work with.

Posted by: Ben at November 13, 2009 10:56 PM (bftbi)

160 Maybe if you picture Ace having sex with Ann Coulter and Katie Couric at the same time you'll feel better.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 10:53 PM (ZTuLj)

So he likes threesome guy/girl/guy style. Huh. Wouldn'tve thunk it!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 10:57 PM (slLiU)

161 I wonder if there will be any additions or if the ultimate edition will only be the same game with upgraded graphics. For example, in GoW I, you can't beat the game on the hardest setting (God) and then go back and replay the game with everything upgraded from the start. At least they got that right in GoW II.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:55 PM (otlXg)

Anyone get CoD Modern Warfare 2 yet? If so, does rock out with its cock out like the first one ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:57 PM (+FzLa)

162 Elizabeth, sorry you suffer tonight. Maybe if you picture Ace having sex with Ann Coulter and Katie Couric at the same time you'll feel better.

Thank you but now I need brain bleach. I have this bad image of Ann wearing a strap on now. IDK why *that* is what popped into my head when I read your post, but geez I need some brain bleach quick!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:57 PM (hA5JK)

163 So everyone's having a bad day? I just finished a big project today, so I'm pretty stoked ... and wired.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 10:57 PM (8LN/u)

164 #155 Sofia, you know what they say about fish in the sea.

They all deserve to be destroyed and marriage is a decadent sham?

/Kidding (mostly).

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 10:57 PM (otlXg)

165 Any computer experts out there?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 13, 2009 10:57 PM (GGgoa)

166 Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:40 PM (hA5JK)

So glad to know you're in a good place now. Wish you the best, really.

It's funny, I met him online. And we were always amazing together, we like the same things, share similar interests... But the lie just ruined it all.

That and the fact that he hasn't had a job in ages. I don't need a man to support me, never did, but he's too picky.
I'm just not like that and I my father was such an example of a man who was not afraid of work, of challenges, of starting over...

And then you lose confidence and the respect you once had...gahhh...

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 10:58 PM (seR4q)

167 162- Oh my God, Elizabeth. LOL!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 10:58 PM (8LN/u)

168 From what I've heard, it's just a graphics upgrade. No tweaking of the actual game. Which I'm okay with, they're my favorite games for the past couple of years. Relieved a lot of tension during my deployments to the Big Sandbox.

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 10:59 PM (6YgDi)

169
Thank you but now I need brain bleach. I have this bad image of Ann wearing a strap on now. IDK why *that* is what popped into my head when I read your post, but geez I need some brain bleach quick!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 10:57 PM (hA5JK)

ace and Chris Hitchens getting drunk in Beirut and blacking out before the night was over. Wrap your mind around that one if you dare.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 10:59 PM (+FzLa)

170 You know, I always figured Ann Coulter as a top, and not a bottom.
Looks like I was right.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:00 PM (MFbfZ)

171 #161 Anyone get CoD Modern Warfare 2 yet? If so, does rock out with its cock out like the first one ?

No, but navycopjoe (I think) was talking about it last night. I saw the "no Russian" level on YouTube. That level is were you shoot civilians and police in a Russian airport. I found it very disturbing and wondered why there wasn't an outcry about it (at least from what I've seen in the media).

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 11:00 PM (otlXg)

172 150 kdabear, forget the X-Files, how about Friday Night Videos on NBC? Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 10:53 PM

You must have been a night owl like me. I used to watch that after Conan while I was up all night doing "research" on the intertubes.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 11:00 PM (sYxEE)

173 Sofia,

I know how hard it is, and I wish you nothing but the best. Starting over is never easy, but sometimes it's the only way to get what you want/need in life.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:00 PM (hA5JK)

174

Gah, plurb, splack.

That's about the conversational level I seem to be at after one glass of wine. WTF?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 11:01 PM (RZ8pf)

175 Maybe I should have enhanced my RL-story by making it conform to the AoSHQ lifestyle. Next time, I'll be sure to add boobs, hobos, val-u-rite, & tranny hookers.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 11:01 PM (zmiSr)

176 Watching an episode of the original Mission Impossible. "Good evening Mr. Phelps."
Peter Graves was the man.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 13, 2009 11:02 PM (PBGAP)

177 I know it was hard to do that star wars animation, but it's so funny in retrospect.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2009 11:02 PM (jlvw3)

178 Ann Coulter sporting a strapon.
Bet THAT would have scared the crap out of that creep
that threw the pie at her!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 13, 2009 11:02 PM (QECjC)

179 Just picked up Modern Warfare 2 tonight, but I don't get to play it until Christmas!

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 11:02 PM (6YgDi)

180 Next time, I'll be sure to add boobs, hobos, val-u-rite, & tranny hookers.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 11:01 PM (zmiSr)

Everyone deserves a second chance... continue.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 11:02 PM (YX6i/)

181 You know, I always figured Ann Coulter as a top, and not a bottom.
Looks like I was right.

I know a few guys who have Ann fantasies, but they all revolve around tying her to in bed. I think everyone knows she is a "top" which is why the fantasies revolve around making her be anything but the top.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:03 PM (hA5JK)

182 Obligatory: Holy shit! An ace sighting on the ONT.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 11:03 PM (YX6i/)

183 No, but navycopjoe (I think) was talking about it last night. I saw the "no Russian" level on YouTube. That level is were you shoot civilians and police in a Russian airport. I found it very disturbing and wondered why there wasn't an outcry about it (at least from what I've seen in the media).

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 11:00 PM (otlXg)

Whats wrong with that ? Thats our favorite level. We were disappointed they didn't also include a school or a movie theater level

Posted by: The Chechnian Seperatists at November 13, 2009 11:03 PM (+FzLa)

184 #116, Dr Manhattan, give my regards to Sand Hill. Don't fuck up this close to the end.

If you come down on orders for Fort Campbell, leave it all over the comments so I can find it. I did my last eight and a half years then, I'll try to get you settled.

Posted by: SGT Dan at November 13, 2009 11:04 PM (ZP+gj)

185 Of course it looks completely dated now, but

not as dated as the stupid cartoon prequels' effects did on the day they were released.

Posted by: oblig. at November 13, 2009 11:04 PM (zPwgf)

186 154 144- Wasn't X-Files on Sunday nights? Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 10:53 PM

In the first few seasons it was on Friday nights. Once it got a big following Fox moved it to Sunday nights.

I remember watching the X-Files on Friday night and then Homicide. Then going out to get drunk some more.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 11:04 PM (sYxEE)

187 Ann Coulter sporting a strapon.
Bet THAT would have scared the crap out of that creep
that threw the pie at her!
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 13, 2009 11:02 PM (QECjC)

------------------------

Wow, I can't stop thinking about this. I'm going to need a minute or two alone.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 13, 2009 11:04 PM (TM0Ch)

188 Elizabeth-

I don't really have an Ann Coulter thing, but if she were to make herself available I would have absolutely no issues with her performing a full-on cowgirl.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:05 PM (MFbfZ)

189 Sofia, you know what they say about fish in the sea.

and you are the business end of the Iberian Peninsula, so you have a lot of sea to work with.

Posted by: Ben at November 13, 2009 10:56 PM (bftbi)

I just need a change of set. I've been offered a job offer in Barcelona and if all works out as planned that's what I'm going to do.

I wish I could try out the American life, always had the dream to live there, hehe.

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 11:05 PM (seR4q)

190 I think Ann HAS to be on top, otherwise she'll snap like a twig.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:06 PM (8LN/u)

191

I don't think she needs the strap-on.

Look, I love me some Ann. She calls it as she sees it and makes no apologies. My kinda girl.

However...

1). no hips 2) what appears to be an Adam's Apple 3) refuses to talk about her personal life (nothing at all wrong with that, but just coupled with the others....)

Yeah, I'm reaching heree but there's something a bit off there.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 11:07 PM (slLiU)

192
Wow,... ace on the ONT, whats next? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 11:08 PM (+FzLa)

193 Sofia-

It's really not such a hard thing to accomplish. It's a very short swim across the Rio Grande.

Bonus: you'll very likely get free healthcare!

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:08 PM (MFbfZ)

194 I don't really have an Ann Coulter thing, but if she were to make herself available I would have absolutely no issues with her performing a full-on cowgirl.

I'd be careful with that... her adams apple is bound to start bouncing up an down and that would turn any hetro man off quickly. You might want to make it a reverse cowgirl just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:08 PM (hA5JK)

195

Evening everyone:

Was going to read all the threads to catch up - but then I saw "Ann Coulter" "Ace" and "strap on" and just decided to ask someone to update me on the really important stuff.

Not exactly the word combination I envisioned reading when I decided to wander over.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 13, 2009 11:08 PM (V9SYy)

196 So everyone's having a bad day? Posted by: Girl Thursday

I already said: not me! Today is a day to celebrate for me.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 11:09 PM (cMo6P)

197 If cuddling up to Ann is wrong, then I don't want to be right!

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 11:09 PM (6YgDi)

198 Any computer experts out there?
Posted by: Dr. Spank

Um, what can I do for you?

Posted by: Skynet at November 13, 2009 11:09 PM (ZTuLj)

199 My uncle from CA is visiting my parents in Houston & wanted some "real TX BBQ". Houston? Real TX BBQ? Houston is like the San Jose of TX, or something.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 11:09 PM (zmiSr)

200

You idiots know NOTHING about Boss/employee relations.

A pat on the butt is normally followed by a quick nipple pinch if the relation ship is man-boss woman-employee. And it is completely natural.

The boss pat on the ass followed by a quick pinch MAN-TO-MAN is known as the BARNEY FRANK and is usually followed by the victims employment and compensation being increased.

At FANNIE MAE.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:09 PM (MaqIC)

201 190 I think Ann HAS to be on top, otherwise she'll snap like a twig.

I doubt it. I was waaayyyyy tooo thin myself a year ago and I didn't break.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:09 PM (hA5JK)

202 190 I think Ann HAS to be on top, otherwise she'll snap like a twig.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:06 PM (8LN/u)

Annie and Pam together. Let your imagination run wild

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 11:10 PM (sYxEE)

203 196- Oh sorry, Z Ryan. What are you celebrating?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:10 PM (8LN/u)

204 @191: don't jump to conclusions, lacey... That bulge is just a truly formidable clit.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 13, 2009 11:10 PM (QECjC)

205
Any computer experts out there?
Posted by: Dr. Spank

Good evening Dr. Bowman, how may I be of assistance?

Posted by: Hal 9000 at November 13, 2009 11:11 PM (+FzLa)

206 Elizabeth - Yes, it's not easy. And thanks!

I don't really have an Ann Coulter thing, but if she were to make herself available I would have absolutely no issues with her performing a full-on cowgirl.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:05 PM (MFbfZ)

Ann Coulter is cool and all, but too thin, way too thin...and scary face.

But since I'm not a guy, what do I know?

I just like'em with the currrves.

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 11:12 PM (seR4q)

207 Hello, Dr. Spank. How about a nice game of chess?

Posted by: WOPR at November 13, 2009 11:12 PM (TM0Ch)

208 What are you celebrating? Posted by: Girl Thursday

Some personal crap I've had hanging over my head went away today.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 11:12 PM (cMo6P)

209 That bulge is just a truly formidable clit.

So you can get her off just by giving her a hickey? Sweet!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:12 PM (hA5JK)

210 197 If cuddling up to Ann is wrong, then I don't want to be right!

Unfortunately, Ann never starred in a 90's Skinemax flick, so even that image doesn't do anything for me.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 11:12 PM (otlXg)

211 I gotta hand it to Kratos. He knows what he wants.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 11:13 PM (cMo6P)

212 208- That's always good ... and on a Friday, no less.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:13 PM (8LN/u)

213 I have extensive files on Coulter, Ann.

Posted by: Skynet at November 13, 2009 11:13 PM (ZTuLj)

214

I doubt it. I was waaayyyyy tooo thin myself a year ago and I didn't break.

Someone has to say it......pictures (or video) or..........

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 13, 2009 11:13 PM (V9SYy)

215 ugh. I've never understood the obsession you fanboiz have with star wars. Poor plotting, terrible story, horrendous dialog, illogical writing, horrible characterizations, the worst acting any of the decent actors who did participate ever did in their careers, special effects that looked dated when they were brand new (_every_ star wars episode) and just the total douchebaggery of George Lucas and everyone involved in that p.o.s. series.

Posted by: ms. docweasel at November 13, 2009 11:13 PM (kgwdA)

216 Dr. Manhattan: Keep up the good work, you're almost there!! You guys are all so awesome I can hardly put it into words. Please keep us informed of you're progress, maybe we can send you some goodies! Thank you so much for your service!!

Posted by: Blue Yankee at November 13, 2009 11:14 PM (eKgqT)

217 Sadly, my files are full of Thomas, Helen.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:14 PM (MFbfZ)

218 #208 Some personal crap I've had hanging over my head went away today.

You finally slayed the vampire stalker chick?

/Sorry, was that you who had a stalker that complained that you didn't take her out on a date during the night?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 11:14 PM (otlXg)

219 ms. docweasel, everyone just loves Jar Jar Binks.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 11:14 PM (cMo6P)

220

Someone has to say it......pictures (or video) or..........

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 13, 2009 11:13 PM (V9SYy)

I posted this pic a few night ago... it's from summer of '09 once I started gaining some weight back, but I'm still way too thin in my opinion.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=27zmef7&s=4

I'm too lazy to go to tiny url, so you will have to copy/paste yourself.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:15 PM (hA5JK)

221 #215 Why do you have to hate Star Wars?

I mean, the prequels are fair game, but not the originals, damn it!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 11:15 PM (otlXg)

222 Yeah, Kratos, that was me. But she was never a stalker. Just a girl I took out on a date and then she turned crazy.

My problem that went away wasn't a girl problem so much as a money/time problem.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 11:16 PM (cMo6P)

223

I must be the only guy on AoS not to have an Ann Coulter thing.

She looks like what would happen if you took all the stuffing out of Miss Piggy.

Posted by: Truman North at November 13, 2009 11:16 PM (XH/G8)

224 Who has the WTR cleavage shot link on file? Haven't partaken yet, myself.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 11:16 PM (YX6i/)

225

Sadly, my files are full of Thomas, Helen.

Ewwwwww!

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 13, 2009 11:16 PM (V9SYy)

226 ....special effects that looked dated when they were brand new (_every_ star wars episode)....

*bzzzt* Wrong.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 13, 2009 11:17 PM (WPqfQ)

227 ugh. I've never understood the obsession you fanboiz have with star wars. Poor plotting, terrible story, horrendous dialog, illogical writing, horrible characterizations, the worst acting any of the decent actors who did participate ever did in their careers, special effects that looked dated when they were brand new (_every_ star wars episode) and just the total douchebaggery of George Lucas and everyone involved in that p.o.s. series.

Posted by: ms. docweasel at November 13, 2009 11:13 PM (kgwdA)

WTF !! Who the fuck said that ?!! Who the fuck said that ?!! If your talking about the first three, please go choke your fucking self now you worthless maggot, and not with my hand, with your fucking hand.

Posted by: Sgt. Hartman at November 13, 2009 11:17 PM (+FzLa)

228 I liked Sir Alec Guinness, Harrison Ford, & James Earl Jones in the original Star Wars. Isn't that JEJ's most famous role?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 11:17 PM (zmiSr)

229

I must be the only guy on AoS not to have an Ann Coulter thing.

She looks like what would happen if you took all the stuffing out of Miss Piggy.

LOLOLOLOL

I don't have an Ann Coulter thing either.

Now Kate Beckinsale on the other hand... I definately have a Kate thing.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:17 PM (hA5JK)

230 215,

Saw Star Wars for the first time in May 1977, front row seat, center.

Nineteen years old at the time.

You had to be there, man.

Only Sith analyze a movie too much and take the fun out of it.

But, Lucas should be locked in a small room with my ex-wife for making the prequels and creating Ewoks.

Posted by: Skynet at November 13, 2009 11:18 PM (ZTuLj)

231

Let me give you Ann Coulter down low.

She's hot.
She's smart.

She does not abide LIBTARDS.

She is pretty,

She is bright.
Libtards make her puke.

I'm Conservative. She does not scare me. Top, Bottom, Middle, Upside down, Down side up.

I'm making sweet sweet love to Ann and she is making sweet sweet love to me.

Hypothetically and Theoretically speaking.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:18 PM (MaqIC)

232 Look, there can be no argument.

Hottest conservative pundit out there is Michelle Malkin. Number two (for me) is Laura Ingram, and then comes Ann Coulter.

It's the horse face.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:19 PM (MFbfZ)

233 I don't have an Ann Coulter thing either.

Now Kate Beckinsale on the other hand... I definately have a Kate thing.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:17 PM (hA5JK)

Well, if it's superlatives, it has to be Louise Brooks.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 13, 2009 11:19 PM (TM0Ch)

234 It's really not such a hard thing to accomplish. It's a very short swim across the Rio Grande.
Bonus: you'll very likely get free healthcare!

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:08 PM (MFbfZ)

LOL

1 - No way, don't let that healthcare shit pass. Ok? I have that here, suuucks.
2 - I want to do it the *right* way. Marrying an American for a green card. Duh.

Nah, seriously, would never consider going illegal. I just need to inform myself better on the *how too*...

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 11:19 PM (seR4q)

235 Look, there can be no argument.

Hottest conservative pundit out there is Michelle Malkin. Number two (for me) is Laura Ingram, and then comes Ann Coulter.

It's the horse face.

I disagree with you. Megyn Kelly is number 1 on the list. Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:20 PM (hA5JK)

236

I cannot escape sexual conversations tonight.

I just hopped on facebook and the first status I see is this:

(from wife) Obligatory wife duty for the month -- check

(response from husband) I guess I should be happy I still get it once a month after six years of marriage. Thanks, hun.

????????????????????

NO ONE needed to know that information. Her shit just got blocked.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 11:20 PM (slLiU)

237 198 Any computer experts out there?
Posted by: Dr. Spank

Um, what can I do for you? Posted by: Skynet

205
Any computer experts out there?
Posted by: Dr. Spank

Good evening Dr. Bowman, how may I be of assistance?
Posted by: Hal 9000

207 Hello, Dr. Spank. How about a nice game of chess? Posted by: WOPR

Ha ha, very funny. I just spent 2½ hours talking to a guy in India who I couldn't understand. The good news? My internet and sound are working and I bought an extended warranty for my Dell. Only $179. Oh and, no McAfee til Monday.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 13, 2009 11:20 PM (GGgoa)

238 Sock off.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 11:20 PM (ZTuLj)

239 And of course the girl all go crazy for Geraldo.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 11:20 PM (cMo6P)

240

Okay Winston, I'll acknowledge that if I was a golfer.

My foresking four some would be Me, Malkin, Ingraham and Coulter,

But I'd need 3 more for the "back nine".

Can you help me?

Michelle Bachman is one of the 3.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:20 PM (MaqIC)

241 Hottest conservative pundit out there is Michelle Malkin. Number two (for me) is Laura Ingram, and then comes Ann Coulter.

It's the horse face.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:19 PM (MFbfZ)

And the boniness.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 13, 2009 11:21 PM (WPqfQ)

242 You have to see the apple pie

Posted by: curious at November 13, 2009 11:21 PM (p302b)

243 Yep. Michelle Malkin wins pretty much any contest. Except for that asymmetrical lip curl, there is nothing wrong with her.

Posted by: Truman North at November 13, 2009 11:21 PM (XH/G8)

244 Sofia, forget the states; we're all headin' to Costa Rica!!

Posted by: Blue Yankee at November 13, 2009 11:21 PM (eKgqT)

245

I posted this pic a few night ago... it's from summer of '09 once I started gaining some weight back, but I'm still way too thin in my opinion.

Elizabeth - saw those pics. And you looked fine. I would say more, but there is the off chance Mrs. Mallamutt would actually read this post and then, well, lets just say there would be alot of pointed questions.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 13, 2009 11:21 PM (V9SYy)

246

Yes Megyn Kelly will be on the back nine.

I need one more.

Anyone?
Beuhler?

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:22 PM (MaqIC)

247 I just need a change of set. I've been offered a job offer in Barcelona and if all works out as planned that's what I'm going to do.

Ah, Spain. I love Spain. Barcelona, Palma, and Valencia. Too bad that most of my memories of Spain are sort of...fuzzy.

But Lisbon has the Golden Gate Bridge look-alike. I liked Lisbon too.

I wish I could try out the American life, always had the dream to live there, hehe.

Hurry quick, we need all the help we can get.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 13, 2009 11:22 PM (cj+ii)

248 I disagree with you. Megyn Kelly is number 1 on the list. Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:20 PM (hA5JK)

Eh, she's feisty and all. But if I were a guy I'd dig that Sarah Elizabeth Cupp.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 11:22 PM (slLiU)

249 Her shit just got blocked.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 11:20 PM (slLiU)

Was she squatting over a piece of glass?

Posted by: Howard Cosell at November 13, 2009 11:22 PM (YX6i/)

250 236- Lacey, I block the news feeds of about 80 percent of my FB friends.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:22 PM (8LN/u)

251

I cannot escape sexual conversations tonight.

I just hopped on facebook and the first status I see is this:

(from wife) Obligatory wife duty for the month -- check

(response from husband) I guess I should be happy I still get it once a month after six years of marriage. Thanks, hun.

????????????????????

NO ONE needed to know that information. Her shit just got blocked.

WTF is wrong with people? It's one thing to be anonymous and talking about sex, but on facebook for all your friends to see?!?!! That's just wrong on so many levels.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:22 PM (hA5JK)

252 I've never been a big Star Wars geek either. Just another Sci-Fi movie to me, and it went way too long

Star TREK on the other hand, I will give Shatner a pass for being an egotistical asshole just for being Kirk. The guy knows he's an egotistical asshole and does poke fun at himself too.

Flame away, Spock will save me with a last second beam up

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 11:22 PM (sYxEE)

253 211 I gotta hand it to Kratos. He knows what he wants.

I keep begging Tweed to leave Simmons. Funny, she hasn't been returning any of my calls, e-mails, letters, or texts.

Why are there so many police vehicles outside my house?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 11:23 PM (otlXg)

254 @201

Pictures/Video or it didn't happen. Solo handi-work acceptable. Payment available if it involved Valu-Rite vodka and an ewok.

(Sorry, someone had to say it.)

Posted by: Cold Rage at November 13, 2009 11:23 PM (fMZfN)

255 246 Laurie Dhue? Perhaps Patti Ann Browne?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 11:23 PM (zmiSr)

256 Jenna Bush.

I think Jenna would be The Bomb in bed. Reverse cowgirl? Hell, that minx would put on a cowboy hat & spurs!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 13, 2009 11:23 PM (QECjC)

257 Is patty Ann Brown a Conservative?

If so, the contest is over.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 11:23 PM (ZTuLj)

258 The pic Elizabeth posted was very very nice. I cannot possibly understand the social pressures women face to be "thin", but Elizabeth looked very normal and very pretty.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:24 PM (MaqIC)

259 Eh, she's feisty and all. But if I were a guy I'd dig that Sarah Elizabeth Cupp.

Oh yeah, she is really hot.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:24 PM (hA5JK)

260 Elizabeth-

Well, if we're talking newscasters and not pundits, then you've got a different equation altogether. I'm with you on Megyn, but I have to put decidedly ahead of her the irresistible Alexis Glick from Fox Business.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:24 PM (MFbfZ)

261

Saw a preview for Star Wars when I was six years old right before a Benji movie and it was like discovering a nudie book in your dads workbench for the first time. After the Benji movie was over I begged my mom to take me to see Star Wars when it came out and she said " I dunno. It seems too violent, maybe there will be a good cartoon coming out".

There's my Red Ryder moment.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 11:24 PM (+FzLa)

262 Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:22 PM (hA5JK)

once a month is only 12 times a year.

I guess they are both sleeping with other people or their hormones have totally stopped working.

Posted by: curious at November 13, 2009 11:25 PM (p302b)

263

Laurie Dhue and Patty Ann Brown are not Conservatives.

They are cheese cake.. fluff.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:25 PM (MaqIC)

264 244 - Really? Why?

Megyn Kelly is number 1 on the list. Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:20 PM (hA5JK)

Yes, agreed.

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 11:25 PM (seR4q)

265 Okay these family pics are just....disturbing.

http://tinyurl.com/yb4m6bl

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 13, 2009 11:25 PM (PBGAP)

266 You guys are forgetting hot conservative Mary Katherine Hamm

As for the FNC babes, give me Patti Ann Browne until Megyn's post-preggo abdomen recedes

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 11:26 PM (sYxEE)

267 People, Jill Dobson. I don't know if she's conservative, but she's on FOX and that's close enough, right?

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 11:27 PM (YX6i/)

268 Jenna Bush looks way too much like her Dad.

That would freak me out.

And if she ever said "Strategery" during sex, I'd jump off her back and yell, "Ok, you're freakin' me out here!"

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 11:27 PM (ZTuLj)

269

Martha McCallum makes me "tingle", but she cannot be Conservative.

Convservative women are DIRECT and are thereby OBVIOUS.

And THAT makes them even more sexy.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:27 PM (MaqIC)

270 the worst acting any of the decent actors who did participate ever did in their careers

So it's safe to assume that you have never seen Corvette Summer?

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 13, 2009 11:27 PM (cj+ii)

271 246- Amanda Carpenter is pretty.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:27 PM (8LN/u)

272

Hottest conservative female - oh, please. All Hail the Hannah!

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 13, 2009 11:27 PM (V9SYy)

273 Megyn Kelly is number 1 on the list. Every. Single. Time.

Elizabeth speaks the truth.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 13, 2009 11:27 PM (4yvP7)

274 eman, you aren't going to have sex with George W.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:27 PM (MaqIC)

275 The pic Elizabeth posted was very very nice. I cannot possibly understand the social pressures women face to be "thin", but Elizabeth looked very normal and very pretty.

Thank you gus!

For the record, my too-thin came from a medical problem*. I have never felt pressure to be thin, I am who I am and if someone else doesn't like it they can shove it up their ass.

*The meds I had to take took away my appetite and I dropped weight like crazy. I finally dropped the meds and the weight is finally coming back on so I'm looking like a normal person again.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:27 PM (hA5JK)

276

252 I've never been a big Star Wars geek either. Just another Sci-Fi movie to me, and it went way too long

Star TREK on the other hand

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Posted by: Truman North at November 13, 2009 11:28 PM (XH/G8)

277

265

I never knew plaid had so many applications! It may just be my new favorite color

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 11:28 PM (6YgDi)

278 250 236- Lacey, I block the news feeds of about 80 percent of my FB friends.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:22 PM (8LN/u)

Yeah, I'm sure 80% of my friends have blocked my feeds. Political rants and all. They've said I shoudl get twitter for that shit. I feel like a crack baby when I read other people's tweats.. I have a hard enough time keeping up on facebook.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 11:28 PM (slLiU)

279

Mmmm, beer. Been a long week. Even with the holiday in the middle.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 13, 2009 11:28 PM (WMXl8)

280 Speaking of FNC Babes, whatever happened to Brooke Alexander? I used to think about those breasts and a bottle of baby oil.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 11:29 PM (sYxEE)

281

There was absolutely nothing like being around to see the original Star Wars movies in the theaters. Especially “Empire Strikes Back” And the whole “I’m your father.” The theater was so still you could hear a pin drop, and then, and then, they just ended that thing with Han Solo encased in carbonite and the Luke revelation.

That there, regardless of the graphics (which were good for their time) was some epic story line. Say what you will about Lucas, because God only knows he deserves it for Jar Jar Binks, but the original Star Wars in the theaters were EVENTS.

(Do I have to turn in my girl card now?)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 11:29 PM (RZ8pf)

282 Has CARRIE PREJEAN been "purged" by Newtered Gingrich or sumting.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:29 PM (MaqIC)

283 I'm not crazy about twitter. I don't care if you had the "best poo ever' while you were twittering. I want you to keep that to yourself and not tell the rest of us.

Posted by: curious at November 13, 2009 11:29 PM (p302b)

284

There is something VERY VERY SEXY about Carrie Prejean...BUT................

I can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:29 PM (MaqIC)

285 268 Jenna Bush looks way too much like her Dad.

Agreed.

I think there's an Internet pic of her on the beach with her undies around her ankles. Or was that the other Bush twin?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 11:29 PM (otlXg)

286 268 What about Jenna's twin Barbara, then?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 11:29 PM (zmiSr)

287 the worst acting any of the decent actors who did participate ever did in their careers

So it's safe to assume that you have never seen Corvette Summer?

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 13, 2009 11:27 PM (cj+ii)

Or Force Ten From Navarone.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 11:30 PM (+FzLa)

288 gus,

I agree, but you never know. We could bump into each other in a Target in Dallas and have a moment.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 11:30 PM (ZTuLj)

289 The notorious PAB might look better on the moon.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 13, 2009 11:31 PM (GGgoa)

290

I’m saying this as a woman, but I have to agree, Mary Katherine Hamm is hot.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 11:31 PM (RZ8pf)

291 I've gotten to the point that I can't bring myself to think about most of those girls that way. I have daughters that are their age, or sometimes older. My youngest is older than Carrie P, for example. So whenever I see pics of hot young babes, I get this trenchcoat-and-park-bench vibe. And I'm trying to save that for my retirement.
What a horrifying existence I live.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 13, 2009 11:31 PM (cj+ii)

292 280 [...] Brooke Alexander?
She now works for the...American Petroleum Institute.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 11:31 PM (zmiSr)

293 You guys are forgetting hot conservative Mary Katherine Hamm
Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 11:26 PM (sYxEE)

Indeed. At least 900 millihelens.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 13, 2009 11:32 PM (TM0Ch)

294 278- I moved to twitter for political stuff. It's just easier, and you don't feel like you're annoying friends and family with rants.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:32 PM (8LN/u)

295 Regarding Henry with Harrison Ford ranks pretty low too. He wasn't full retard but a brain injury, close but no Oscar nomination. Gawd that movie reeked.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 13, 2009 11:32 PM (PBGAP)

296 290

I’m saying this as a woman, but I have to agree, Mary Katherine Hamm is hot.

I agree. She has a bit of the "girl next door" look which is titally hot.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:33 PM (hA5JK)

297 I don't know what you men see in some of these women. They have botoxed foreheads so it is nice and smooth. Their teeth have been capped. They have had various plastic surgeries to make them have that same face as the other girls with different eyes and a lot of them had washboard boobs until they went on television and "had to get a boob job for my career". They seem almost abnormal. Regular women don't look like that.

Posted by: curious at November 13, 2009 11:33 PM (p302b)

298

(Do I have to turn in my girl card now?)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 11:29 PM (RZ8pf)

Thats the least of your worries. Have you taken a look at your Life-Clock lately ?

Ohhhhhhhh Runner !

Posted by: Francis at November 13, 2009 11:33 PM (+FzLa)

299 281,

Well said, indeed, PGiS!

When ESB ended people in the theater were saying "WTF? That's it? There has to be another reel."

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 11:33 PM (ZTuLj)

300 @284: no need. Carrie already put HER finger on it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 13, 2009 11:33 PM (QECjC)

301

I see Mary Katherine Hamm as a piece of meat.

And I mean that in the nicest way.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:34 PM (MaqIC)

302 PGiS, I totally agree. May he rot in a pit being sodomized by Hitler with a pineapple for all etenity, but Lucas got the original vision right. Those three movies made my childhood. He may have crapped on them later, but at the time, those movies were the epitome of Science Fiction, and what one man could do with his imagination.

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 11:35 PM (6YgDi)

303 She has a bit of the "girl next door" look which is titally hot.
Posted by: Elizabeth

It's taking me so long to post this I bet there are five other people who beat me to it.

*post!*

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 11:35 PM (cMo6P)

304 Run, Runner!

Posted by: Logan 5 at November 13, 2009 11:35 PM (n1uMU)

305 looks like our fun is Vegas just got a little less fun -
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,575104,00.html

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:35 PM (hA5JK)

306 Yes Czech, that was my point.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:35 PM (MaqIC)

307 Christopher Lloyd in Suburban Commando.

"I was frozen today!"

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 11:35 PM (otlXg)

308 Ah, Spain. I love Spain. Barcelona, Palma, and Valencia. Too bad that most of my memories of Spain are sort of...fuzzy.
But Lisbon has the Golden Gate Bridge look-alike. I liked Lisbon too.

I wish I could try out the American life, always had the dream to live there, hehe.

Hurry quick, we need all the help we can get.
Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 13, 2009 11:22 PM (cj+ii)

I LOVE Lisbon. Hate the people there however, lol.
Madrid is another city I adore but I wanted to try out life in Barça.

Please, oh please, don't tempt me to go to the US.
Would love to help, volunteer in any way I could, learn how to use a gun,hehe.

Really, sometimes I think "Just buy a ticket and go, dammit!"

You must think I'm nuts or something...

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 11:36 PM (seR4q)

309 I see Mary Katherine Hamm as a piece of meat.

And I mean that in the nicest way.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:34 PM (MaqIC)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTAHyd_2SL8

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 13, 2009 11:36 PM (TM0Ch)

310 It's taking me so long to post this I bet there are five other people who beat me to it.

*post!*

I guess that was a freudian typo on my part. LOL

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:36 PM (hA5JK)

311 265 Fish Stick-

Quit fucking around. If you want disturbing family photos, you need go no further than this:

http://bit.ly/tiT2

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:37 PM (MFbfZ)

312
I'd love to be the meat in an S.E. Cupp and Mary Katherine Hamm-sandwich.

Monica Crowley for dessert.

Just thinking out loud here.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 11:37 PM (+FzLa)

313 312
I'd love to be the meat in an S.E. Cupp and Mary Katherine Hamm-sandwich.

Monica Crowley for dessert.

Just thinking out loud here.

That sounds yummy!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:38 PM (hA5JK)

314 #311

Damn you, Winston! That goes way beyond "disturbing". There should be a label on that picture - "Do not view if even remotely suicidal."

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 13, 2009 11:38 PM (otlXg)

315

We still have to agree on the last member of my "BACK NINE" foursome.

Michelle Bachmann,

Megyn Kelly, POST PARTUM VERSION.

and...........

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:38 PM (MaqIC)

316 You guys are getting these from awkwardfamilyphotos.com, right?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:39 PM (8LN/u)

317

315

...Bea Arthur

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 11:39 PM (6YgDi)

318 Ah Winston, that was pure EVIL genius.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 13, 2009 11:40 PM (PBGAP)

319 315:

You mean the one's who'll be playing your back nine?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 13, 2009 11:40 PM (TM0Ch)

320 Carrie and I go back a long way.

Posted by: Mr. Fishfinger at November 13, 2009 11:40 PM (QECjC)

321 Really, sometimes I think "Just buy a ticket and go, dammit!"

You must think I'm nuts or something...

Quite the contrary. Although I enjoyed my travels courtesy of the US Navy, there is one thing that ties all of Europe together in my mind.

It's not home.

Maybe this makes me ethnocentric, but all of my travels taught me one thing. The USA is the best country on the face of the planet, warts and all.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 13, 2009 11:41 PM (cj+ii)

322 That is only one reason among thousands to cast your votes against that idiot from Arkansas.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:41 PM (MFbfZ)

323 Monica's pretty indeed. I don't ever see her anymore as she does that bit w/Colmes on O'Reilly. He freaks me the fuck out so I have to switch the channel.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 11:41 PM (slLiU)

324 shenme shots - shenme scores!

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 13, 2009 11:41 PM (V9SYy)

325

JESUS H. CHRIST, the HUCKABEE family looks like a herd of..

RINO's

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:41 PM (MaqIC)

326 Put me in a Geraldo and Bill O'Reilly sandwich!

Posted by: moronette from hell at November 13, 2009 11:42 PM (cMo6P)

327 265 Fish Stick-

Quit fucking around. If you want disturbing family photos, you need go no further than this:

http://bit.ly/tiT2

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:37 PM (MFbfZ)

Was that Mike Huckabee and family ? Jeezus they look like they should be bustin' up a pile of rocks with those shirts on.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 11:42 PM (+FzLa)

328

315

...Bea Arthur

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 11:39 PM (6YgDi)

necrophilia says what??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 11:43 PM (slLiU)

329

The reservations for MY BACK NINE have already been FILLED.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:43 PM (MaqIC)

330 Oh, that's the F*ckabees, all right.

And with that, I will wish you a pleasant evening from the east coast.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 13, 2009 11:43 PM (MFbfZ)

331 Hey, back in St Olaf...

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 11:43 PM (6YgDi)

332 Winston - the dog had the look of "Please God, kill me...now!"

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 13, 2009 11:44 PM (V9SYy)

333 Since I don't do epic poetry like some morons here is a pictorial ode to the ONT morons.

http://tinyurl.com/yl6fpx8

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 13, 2009 11:44 PM (PBGAP)

334

Holy shit Blazer I thought the *exact* same thing!!

That pic w/the striped shirts and the denim elbow patches. Shiteous! I wanted to crawl under a rock on his behalf when I saw that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 11:44 PM (slLiU)

335 312
I'd love to be the meat in an S.E. Cupp and Mary Katherine Hamm-sandwich.

C.E. is hot. MKH, I could take a pass on.
Huckabee's an idiot.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 13, 2009 11:45 PM (GGgoa)

336

The HUCKABEES should move to NASHVILLE or BEVERLY HILLS.

Swimming pools, all you acn eat buffets.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:45 PM (MaqIC)

337

So, umm, morons, just curious, is there a statute of limitations on sex tapes? Like, say, you’ve been divorced around, oh I’ll just pick a number randomly out of a hat, 7 years, would you still be harboring enough animosity that one day you might decide to post said sex tapes out of spite? Or by now would you have destroyed them?

I’m asking for a friend. Yeah, that’s it, a friend.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 11:45 PM (RZ8pf)

338 The dog in the Huckabee family pic looks like its ready to chew off its own leg to get away.

Posted by: Mr. Fishfinger at November 13, 2009 11:45 PM (QECjC)

339 Winston,

http://tinyurl.com/ykxbkj5

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 11:45 PM (seR4q)

340

Saw someone mention "October Sky". The attitued of Homer's dad to his dreams as depicted was a dead ringer for my dad to mine.

Jeez, I need another beer.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 13, 2009 11:45 PM (WMXl8)

341 Personally I find Bachmann a bit creepy. She's got crazy eyes. Sorry, yo.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 11:46 PM (slLiU)

342 I am so spoiled by Fox, I actually look down on SE Cupp and MKH, because they're no Julie Banderas or PAB. But the sad truth is that even Jim Norton is out of my league...

Anyway, following up on an earlier thread today, may I ask a question about stay-at-home moms? At what point in a relationship do you think it's appropriate to broach this issue? Because I totally agree with what someone said earlier, that if you make the decision to have kids, you don't leave em with some nanny, you stay home with them (and, frankly, I very much lean towards homeschooling anyway, Freeman Hunt is basically my hero). But you don't want to bring up your future children on a first date, kinda creepy, but then again you don't want to waste six months of your life with some girl who, when she finds out how you think, runs away screaming from your caveman misogyny, either. So, yeah, thoughts? (Because, like they said in the other thread, even conservative women, which are the only kind i date, are not necessarily all agreed on this and some do very much look down on stay at home moms, so dating conservatives is no guarantee)

Posted by: Adrian at November 13, 2009 11:46 PM (IAHCE)

343 Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 13, 2009 11:44 PM (PBGAP)

Tha'ts almost as bad as peopleofwalmart.com

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:46 PM (hA5JK)

344

Chicks with creepy eyes always satisfy.

ALWAYS.

Posted by: gus at November 13, 2009 11:47 PM (MaqIC)

345

I’m asking for a friend. Yeah, that’s it, a friend.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 11:45 PM (RZ8pf)

You're fucked... eh, I mean your friend is probably in a bad situation.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 11:47 PM (YX6i/)

346

I’m asking for a friend. Yeah, that’s it, a friend.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 11:45 PM (RZ8pf)

If your saying that you have a sex tape you would like to dump off, then let me implore you to do it here first. For scientific reasons of course.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 11:49 PM (+FzLa)

347 There was a stay-at-home moms thread? Wow, AoSHQ has been hopping this week.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:49 PM (8LN/u)

348 I wonder what MSNBC babe is a secret Conservative.

Brewer?

Maddow? (Ok, I've had a few beers)

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 11:49 PM (ZTuLj)

349 Anyway, following up on an earlier thread today, may I ask a question about stay-at-home moms? At what point in a relationship do you think it's appropriate to broach this issue?

Whenever the "do you want kids someday" question comes up. You can follow that up with the "stay at home mom" discussion.

I was always honest with guys I dated. When the kids question would come up I would immediately discuss the fact that I believed in being a stay at home mom (at least until the youngest is in first grade).

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:49 PM (hA5JK)

350 For teh record, video absolutely trumps pictures, when POIDH comes into play. Just saying...

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 11:50 PM (6YgDi)

351 I have a straight male friend (liberal, of course) who has a crush on Rachel Maddow. What's that about? Seriously?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:51 PM (8LN/u)

352 337, you should send them to me for a professional opinion.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 13, 2009 11:52 PM (WMXl8)

353 You know what's sad?
When Legos are having more sex than me.

http://tinyurl.com/yg9vvg4

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 13, 2009 11:52 PM (PBGAP)

354 351 I have a straight male friend (liberal, of course) who has a crush on Rachel Maddow. What's that about? Seriously?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:51 PM (8LN/u)

He actually has a crush on Corey Feldman?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 13, 2009 11:53 PM (TM0Ch)

355 PGiS, as long as there aren't any donkeys or wombats in the tape, you, ahem, I mean, your friend should be ok.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 11:53 PM (ZTuLj)

356 I have a straight male friend (liberal, of course) who has a crush on Rachel Maddow. What's that about? Seriously?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:51 PM (8LN/u)

Whats wrong with chasing after an unattainable goal ? I mean, really ?

Posted by: Meggie Mac aka Fatty McButterpants at November 13, 2009 11:53 PM (+FzLa)

357

That would really depend upon the circumstances upon which said tapes were recorded. If the taping was unknown to one of the participants, then the aggreived party could claim that the "discovery rule" tolled the statute of limitations. In otherwords, because they were unaware of the making of said tape, the statute of limitations was tolled until the discovery of said tape. Another argument would be that because damages is an essential claim of any suit, until the tapes were published, then no damages were inflicted and, as such, the statute of limitations did not begin until the actual publication.

Of course, if someone (say a friend) was trying to, oh, lets say gain an advantage by threating to release said tape (because "blackmail" and "extortion" are ugly words) then a cause of action would arise once the "threat" was made and the statute of limitations would commence at that point.

Of course, each state is different, this is kind of the general rules.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 13, 2009 11:53 PM (V9SYy)

358 It's not home.

Maybe this makes me ethnocentric, but all of my travels taught me one thing. The USA is the best country on the face of the planet, warts and all.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 13, 2009 11:41 PM (cj+ii)

Not at all. You live in a country that captures the imagination of millions, no mater what.

I've always traveled a lot, ever since a young kid. I lost the notion of "home".
Still trying to find that place.

Posted by: Sofia at November 13, 2009 11:53 PM (seR4q)

359 Maddow rates 6 beers, 12 if she speaks.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 11:54 PM (ZTuLj)

360 PGiS, it's already on the internet.

Posted by: moronette from hell at November 13, 2009 11:55 PM (cMo6P)

361 No functionall straight man can possibly find that thing attractive. Esp. when she wears those Leave It To Beaver glasses. He's not giving you the full picture.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 11:55 PM (slLiU)

362

342, my wife (who always wanted kids) married me anyway even though I said I had no interest in being a dad and wasn't sure I ever would.

However, during those discussions we did cover our views on stay at home mom and we happened to agree. I'm just thankful God opened my eyes about parenthood and we're blessed enough to carry through with the SAHM thing.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 13, 2009 11:55 PM (WMXl8)

363 sock off

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 13, 2009 11:55 PM (cMo6P)

364 Maddow rates 6 beers, 12 if she speaks.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 11:54 PM (ZTuLj)

I'd hit it. But only if she promised to keep her balls duct taped to her ass.

I keed, I keed.

Or do I ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 11:57 PM (+FzLa)

365 I'm doing a stupid facebook thingy (the 5 celebrities I'd want to be stuck in an elevator with). I have 4, I need a 5th.
Suggestions?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:58 PM (hA5JK)

366 So, I wasn't planning to buy and read Going Rogue but since she's coming to my town on the 23rd for a book signing I just might.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 13, 2009 11:58 PM (WMXl8)

367 359 Maddow rates 6 beers, 12 if she speaks.
Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 11:54 PM (ZTuLj)

Maybe if she's buyin'.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 13, 2009 11:58 PM (TM0Ch)

368

I feel dirty now for having viewed those photos of the Lego people having sex. I’m not going to be able to look at my son’s Lego collection the same way again.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 11:59 PM (RZ8pf)

369 #236 I know I'm late to this thread, but once a month!? And she feels she's done her 'duty'? How does a marraige like that last for 6 years. I realize there's a whole lot of information about that relationshionship we're not getting but I just don't understand that.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 13, 2009 11:59 PM (G/rFS)

370 Blazer,

The temptation is real. I know what you mean.

To boldly go where no man has gone before.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2009 11:59 PM (ZTuLj)

371 Elizabeth, who are your first four?

Posted by: shenme at November 13, 2009 11:59 PM (6YgDi)

372 @365

Drew Carey.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 13, 2009 11:59 PM (TM0Ch)

373 I have 4, I need a 5th.
Suggestions?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 11:58 PM (hA5JK)

Randolph Mantooth

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 11:59 PM (+FzLa)

374
I'd hit it. But only if she promised to keep her balls duct taped to her ass.

I keed, I keed.

Or do I ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 11:57 PM (+FzLa)

No you don't. And you know right before they air Olbermann's inspects the situation to make sure everyting is in place.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 11:59 PM (slLiU)

375 371 Elizabeth, who are your first four?

Henrik Lundqvist
Gerard Butler
Kate Beckinsale
Summer Glau

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:00 AM (hA5JK)

376 Randy Mantooth, now there is a blast from the past.
Emergency! Station 51.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:01 AM (PBGAP)

377

No you don't. And you know right before they air Olbermann's inspects the situation to make sure everyting is in place.

I think that is David Schuster job.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 12:01 AM (V9SYy)

378 Eh... Jason Statham

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:01 AM (6YgDi)

379 #281 If I remember correctly the first Airplane came out around the same time as the original Star Wars. Regardless, loved them both.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 12:01 AM (G/rFS)

380

Paranoid. I'll forgive all of your indiscretions.

The statute of limitations is up. You are free to post whatever you have.

No judgement follows.

Posted by: gus at November 14, 2009 12:02 AM (MaqIC)

381 378 Eh... Jason Statham

ahhhhh. Perfect. Thank you!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:02 AM (hA5JK)

382 They seem almost abnormal. Regular women don't look like that.

Posted by: curious at November 13, 2009 11:33 PM (p302b)

I date only the hottest babes. Redheads are my preference, especially when the wig store in SoHo has a clearance sale

Posted by: dum-dum, the non-partisan on AoSHQ you won't admit you really miss at November 14, 2009 12:02 AM (sYxEE)

383

Lyle Wagoneer

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:03 AM (+FzLa)

384 Other than Summer and Kate I don't know who any of those are.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:03 AM (WMXl8)

385

381

I try, my wife tells me I try way too hard, but I try!

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:03 AM (6YgDi)

386 Martin Milner

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:03 AM (PBGAP)

387

John Gage.

Squad 51, Engine 51, we have a Hollywood model in need of hand to crotch massage, answer code 2!!!!

Randy-Mantooth says.... 10-4 on that good buddy.

Posted by: gus at November 14, 2009 12:04 AM (MaqIC)

388 369 #236 I know I'm late to this thread, but once a month!? And she feels she's done her 'duty'? How does a marraige like that last for 6 years. I realize there's a whole lot of information about that relationshionship we're not getting but I just don't understand that.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 13, 2009 11:59 PM (G/rFS)

Exactly. She's kind of a prissy bitch. We're all convinced he's got something on the side and sadly no one really even chastises him for it. I think of her like Liz Hurley. Very pretty but carrying around the notion that her looks are enough and she shouldn't have to perform that specific, umm, task if she doesn't want to. Some women can't stand it--I think that's a valid argument. You can't do something you're repulsed by. But she's the kind of broad that is repulsed by most things.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:04 AM (slLiU)

389 Brian Blessed

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 12:04 AM (n1uMU)

390 Patrick Swayze

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 14, 2009 12:04 AM (cMo6P)

391 Gerard Butler

Great choice Liz...
yummm

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:04 AM (seR4q)

392 I want Hannah Giles to be the next FNC babe. If she hosts a show in her hooker outfit I'll put it on permanent DVR

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:04 AM (sYxEE)

393 Hans Blix

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 14, 2009 12:04 AM (TM0Ch)

394 I see you Randy Mantooth and raise you....

Dr. Gannon, Chad Everett.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:05 AM (PBGAP)

395

Also, my friend says the tapes are rather boring, no wombats or stuff like that, just the regular stuff. My friend is fairly certain that her ex won’t use them in spite, since his hairy flabby ass is there for the world to see too. But, he’s a rather smart pervert, so she supposes he could figure out a way to edit himself out.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 12:05 AM (RZ8pf)

396

Richard Hatch

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:06 AM (+FzLa)

397 351 I have a straight male friend (liberal, of course) who has a crush on Rachel Maddow. What's that about? Seriously? Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 11:51 PM

I loved Rachel Maddow in The Karate Kid and My Cousin Vinny

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:06 AM (sYxEE)

398 384 Other than Summer and Kate I don't know who any of those are.

Henrik Lundqvist is the goalie for the NY Rangers and my biggest celebrity crush. He is a swedish hockey player, so he has it all.

Gerard Butler is an actor (he was in the movie 300)
Jason Statham is also an actor (was in the movie Crank)

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:06 AM (hA5JK)

399 BRB. Gotta fold some laundry.

Yeah, I said laundry. Shut. The fuck. Up.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 14, 2009 12:07 AM (cj+ii)

400 Very pretty but carrying around the notion that her looks are enough and she shouldn't have to perform that specific, umm, task if she doesn't want to. Some women can't stand it--I think that's a valid argument. You can't do something you're repulsed by. But she's the kind of broad that is repulsed by most things.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:04 AM (slLiU)

Are we talking sex here? Repulsed by sex? Wha...?

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:07 AM (seR4q)

401 But, he’s a rather smart pervert, so she supposes he could figure out a way to edit himself out.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 12:05 AM (RZ8pf)

How did your friend not negotiate in the divorce proceedings to have said tapes destroyed?

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 12:07 AM (YX6i/)

402 Richard Hatch

Ohhh, good one.

George Peppard as Banacek.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:07 AM (PBGAP)

403
Vic Morrow's head

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:08 AM (+FzLa)

404 390 Patrick Swayze

I think the elevator would get a little smelly with a dead guy in it.

396 Richard Hatch

ummmm NO

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:08 AM (hA5JK)

405 There is no way for "your friend" to capatilize on these videos. If it hasn't happened yet, he obviously just wants them for himself. Which is kind of selfish...

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:08 AM (6YgDi)

406 No tv babe of the 70s was hotter than Daisy Duke. Case closed

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:09 AM (sYxEE)

407

On a somewhat related thread I heard on the radio this morning that my city is rated in the top ten places to be if you swing.

????????

How do you even quantify that type of statistic out? A lot of those clubs are on the dl anyway.

I was creeped out. I was at work looking at every person I passed by thinking, "hmmm what are you doing this weekend?"

That's a truly frightening realization.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:09 AM (slLiU)

408 Richard Chamberlain before we all knew he was teh ghey.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:09 AM (PBGAP)

409 No tv babe of the 70s was hotter than Daisy Duke. Case closed

Erin Grey was pretty hot.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 12:09 AM (n1uMU)

410

Are we talking sex here? Repulsed by sex? Wha...?

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:07 AM (seR4q)

Oral.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:10 AM (slLiU)

411 #388 I wonder what's in it for him - I'm not fishing for information, I just find humans endlessly fascinating. Perhaps he can't stand the thought of his marraige failing. Seems an unhappy and sad situation. Again, I don't want info. Just trying to wrap my mind around it.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 12:10 AM (G/rFS)

412 You gall need to admit you need some Zardoz.

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2009 12:10 AM (ZTuLj)

413 Hottest tv babe of the 80s was Heather Locklear. Hell, throw in Melrose Place and she's got the 90s too.

And she's a Republican

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:10 AM (sYxEE)

414 George Peppard as Banacek.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:07 AM (PBGAP)

I'll see you one George Peppard as Banacek and raise you one Darren McGavin as Carl Kolchak, The Night Stalker

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:11 AM (+FzLa)

415 lacey,

Just having clubs is how they probably quantify that. The number of clubs, the ease of finding the clubs, etc...

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:11 AM (hA5JK)

416 Yo, 'Rons! Still here!

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:11 AM (G1twZ)

417

Also, my friend says the tapes are rather boring, no wombats or stuff like that, just the regular stuff. My friend is fairly certain that her ex won’t use them in spite, since his hairy flabby ass is there for the world to see too. But, he’s a rather smart pervert, so she supposes he could figure out a way to edit himself out.

So, your friend has knowledge of the tapes. So no "discovery rule "exception. However, until the tapes are published, there is no cause of action. My argument would be that until the publication occurred, no damge was sustained by the Plaintiff and, accordingly, the statute of limitation could not commence until the final element of the of the cause of action had occurred.

You could allso make an argument that the other participant to said tape had a property interest in the tape. Until the property interest was violated, the cause of action did not exist. The statute of limitations does not commence until all elements of the cause of action are present.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 12:11 AM (V9SYy)

418

408, What?! I'll never be able to watch "The Thorn Birds" again.

Not that I was planning to.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:11 AM (WMXl8)

419 Richard Culp.

Everyone digs The Culp. The hair, the teeth. He is a wild man.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:11 AM (PBGAP)

420 Sorry, gals, not gall.

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2009 12:11 AM (ZTuLj)

421 Just heard The Who are confirmed for superbowl halftime.

Also, Elizabeth, you have impeccable taste. Kate and Summer, yowie -- does the elevator also have a bunk?

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 12:12 AM (IAHCE)

422 Between Buck Rogers and Silver Spoons, I had no idea where Erin Rogers would be coming at me next. And can I just say?... Thank God! She was all that Woman could be!

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:12 AM (6YgDi)

423 Hottest tv babe of the 50s was Elinor Donahue. Come on guys, you know you wanted to get her in the back of the Anderson family station wagon and see what was under that poodle skirt and sweater

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:12 AM (sYxEE)

424 Lacey, did you show your friend the fruit bat info?

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:13 AM (WMXl8)

425 I'll see you one George Peppard as Banacek and raise you one Darren McGavin as Carl Kolchak, The Night Stalker

Dennis Weaver, McCloud.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:13 AM (PBGAP)

426 Also, Elizabeth, you have impeccable taste. Kate and Summer, yowie -- does the elevator also have a bunk?

In my fictional world, the elevator is the bunk.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:13 AM (hA5JK)

427 Hottest tv babe of the 60s: Dawn "Mary Anne" Wells

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:14 AM (sYxEE)

428 Time for a beer run - anybody want anything?

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 12:14 AM (V9SYy)

429

Editor, sometimes divorces are messy enough without bringing up things like sex tapes when you are arguing over who gets custody of children.

I’m sure it is all just fine. But the Carrie Prejean thing just brought it to the forefront, especially since my friend (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) just had a fight with hairy man butt today.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 12:14 AM (RZ8pf)

430 Richard Culp.

Everyone digs The Culp. The hair, the teeth. He is a wild man.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:11 AM (PBGAP)

As Bill Maxwell, Robert Culp ruled.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:15 AM (+FzLa)

431

Paul Michael Glasser and Dirk Benedict.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 12:15 AM (RZ8pf)

432 I'm still into Teri Hatcher, hell, I'm old too

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:15 AM (sYxEE)

433

If he hasn't been mentioned yet, James Garner/Rockford Files

Or even better in Support Your Local Sherrif. Such laid back, manly sexiness. One of the funniest movies around. Especially Bruce Dern in the jail with no bars.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 12:15 AM (G/rFS)

434

427

Wasn't around for the 60's the first time, just the reruns...

But Erin Grey was the best damn thing to make it through the 70's

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:16 AM (6YgDi)

435 415 lacey,

Just having clubs is how they probably quantify that. The number of clubs, the ease of finding the clubs, etc...

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:11 AM (hA5JK)

Yeah but you have to factor in the desirability of the participants. This is not really the hotbed of pretty around these parts. And I have no imagine the type of people giving their patronage to those types of clubs are even a few rungs lower even. *

* big Rodney Dangerfield "no offense" to those that partake in those festivities. I'm sure you're the exception

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:16 AM (slLiU)

436

Editor, sometimes divorces are messy enough without bringing up things like sex tapes when you are arguing over who gets custody of children.

I’m sure it is all just fine. But the Carrie Prejean thing just brought it to the forefront, especially since my friend (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) just had a fight with hairy man butt today.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 12:14 AM (RZ8pf)

We had a fight?

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 12:16 AM (YX6i/)

437

Oral.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:10 AM (slLiU)

Ah..I see.

I know some women have a problem with that.

However I don't really understand, it's such a power trip

Don't want to speculate on other people's lives but maybe he doesn't do his part of the "deal"..IYKWIM

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:16 AM (seR4q)

438 One more then outta here.

Ross Martin as Artemis Gordon, Wild, Wild West.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:17 AM (PBGAP)

439 Mallamut, I could go for some Ommegang Farmhouse ale.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:17 AM (WMXl8)

440 Nobody has mentioned Don Knotts.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 12:17 AM (YX6i/)

441 I'll see you one George Peppard as Banacek and raise you one Darren McGavin as Carl Kolchak, The Night Stalker

Dennis Weaver, McCloud.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:13 AM (PBGAP)

I'll see you that Dennis Weaver as McCloud and raise you one William Conrad as Cannon.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:17 AM (+FzLa)

442 Don Knotts? Well maybe from The Incredible Mr. Limpett.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 12:18 AM (G/rFS)

443 424 Lacey, did you show your friend the fruit bat info?

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:13 AM (WMXl

Fanfuckingtastic! He was kinky back in his single days. I'm sure if it was an opportunity for him he tried it.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:18 AM (slLiU)

444 I'll see you that Dennis Weaver as McCloud and raise you one William Conrad as Cannon.

Ah shit.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:18 AM (PBGAP)

445 Don't want to speculate on other people's lives but maybe he doesn't do his part of the "deal"..IYKWIM

heh...I worked with a guy who said it was like eating gourmet food, you do it but you don't like it.

Not me. I'm all about returning the favor, so to speak.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 14, 2009 12:18 AM (cj+ii)

446 Urkel and Rerun, I loved them both

Posted by: Michelle Obama at November 14, 2009 12:19 AM (sYxEE)

447

Hottest TV men:

Richard Dean Anderson

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Jensen Ackles

Jared Padalecki

Ioan Gruffudd

All the guys on Firefly (except Ron Glass)

Rufus Shinra

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:19 AM (G1twZ)

448 Sofia, some women are disgusted to even receive from him.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:20 AM (WMXl8)

449 Yeah but you have to factor in the desirability of the participants. This is not really the hotbed of pretty around these parts. And I have no imagine the type of people giving their patronage to those types of clubs are even a few rungs lower even.

I only know this because of a "friend"... but usually there are different levels of clubs. The ones you find ads for tend to be the nasty places with the nasty people and everyone avoids those places like the plague (except for the nasty people of course)... the ones that are invitation only tend to be the highest quality places with high quality people and are the only places worth going to.
If your city got rated high on the scale, my guess is that there are lots of invite-only types of places.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:20 AM (hA5JK)

450

Don't want to speculate on other people's lives but maybe he doesn't do his part of the "deal"..IYKWIM

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:16 AM (seR4q)

Umm, no. That's not it. I dunno. Maybe it's "funky spunk".

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:20 AM (slLiU)

451 My 80s crush is Deborah Foreman, from Valley Girl. Followed closely by the criminally underrated Terri Garr. And my favorite obscure 70s babe is Barbara Harris. One of the funniest actresses I've ever seen, and apparently just retired to lead a normal life right before she would've become famous. The Freaky Friday with her as the mom (and Jodie Foster as the daughter) is real good stuff.

Elizabeth, Summer can also do that thing where she sticks to the elevator ceiling, so you can definitely fit in a sixth.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 12:20 AM (IAHCE)

452 447- I'm glad somebody agrees with me about Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 12:22 AM (8LN/u)

453 I'm ready to make a decision between Star Jones and Oprah.

I won't be rushed into such an important decision.

Posted by: King Barry I at November 14, 2009 12:22 AM (sYxEE)

454

Fanfuckingtastic! He was kinky back in his single days. I'm sure if it was an opportunity for him he tried it.

No. I was asking for the reaction of the wife to the fruit bats. Trying to gauge how long my wife might stay mad at me.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:22 AM (WMXl8)

455

If he hasn't been mentioned yet, James Garner/Rockford Files

I loooooooooove James Garner. But he got old and lost his hair. He still awesome, though.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:22 AM (G1twZ)

456 I'll see you that Dennis Weaver as McCloud and raise you one William Conrad as Cannon.

Ah shit.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:18 AM (PBGAP)

Aww C'mon Fish, don't quit now I haven't even begun to whip out the trump cards yet.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:22 AM (+FzLa)

457 Hey how do you keep your girlfriend from fucking?

Marry her.

(rim shot)

Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Posted by: Milesdei at November 14, 2009 12:22 AM (FS9ko)

458 Efrem Zimbalist, Jr as Inspector Lewis Erskin, The F.B.I.
Episode 1:
...
Epilouge

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:23 AM (PBGAP)

459 448- Are these women actually post-op transexuals?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 12:23 AM (8LN/u)

460 Pamela Anderson. I gotta love a blonde who can swim

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at November 14, 2009 12:23 AM (sYxEE)

461

Okay, I'll step this conversation back so Maet doesn't have to put the kibosh on this thread.

You're welcome, Maet

XOXO,

Lacey a/k/a The Hall Monitor

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:23 AM (slLiU)

462

I loooooooooove James Garner. But he got old and lost his hair. He still awesome, though.

You mean in this fantasy you have to take them as they look now?

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 12:24 AM (G/rFS)

463 Elizabeth, Summer can also do that thing where she sticks to the elevator ceiling, so you can definitely fit in a sixth.

LOL.
Ok, my 6th would be Jennifer Garner (from her Alias years) - which means she could stick to the top of the elevator too... and that gives me room for Bradley Cooper (also from Alias)

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:24 AM (hA5JK)

464 heh...I worked with a guy who said it was like eating gourmet food, you do it but you don't like it.

Not me. I'm all about returning the favor, so to speak.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 14, 2009 12:18 AM (cj+ii)

Good God, no.

A real man loves it, enjoys it, wants it. Unless he's just with some tart he met on a club or something.

A guy doesn't have those f*cking sissy problems imho.

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:24 AM (seR4q)

465 Why have none of you mentioned Paul Lynde or Charles Nelson Reilly?

Or the reason I watched McMillan & Wife - Rock Hudson

Posted by: andi sullivan at November 14, 2009 12:25 AM (sYxEE)

466 Okay, I'll step this conversation back so Maet doesn't have to put the kibosh on this thread.

Killjoy. Just when it was getting good. :p

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 14, 2009 12:25 AM (cj+ii)

467

Paul Michael Glasser and Dirk Benedict.

I'll second that. And back in the day, Billy Dee Williams was teh hawt. Lando Calrissian!

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:25 AM (G1twZ)

468 A real man loves it, enjoys it, wants it. Unless he's just with some tart he met on a club or something.

Mmmmm...tart taint.

Posted by: Milesdei at November 14, 2009 12:26 AM (FS9ko)

469 464 heh...I worked with a guy who said it was like eating gourmet food, you do it but you don't like it.

Not me. I'm all about returning the favor, so to speak.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 14, 2009 12:18 AM (cj+ii)

Good God, no.

A real man loves it, enjoys it, wants it. Unless he's just with some tart he met on a club or something.

A guy doesn't have those f*cking sissy problems imho.

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:24 AM (seR4q)

Sofia speaks the truth!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 12:26 AM (kn+jW)

470 Efrem Zimbalist, Jr as Inspector Lewis Erskin, The F.B.I.
Episode 1:
...
Epilouge

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:23 AM (PBGAP)

I'll see you one Efrem Zimbalist Jr. who's daughter Stephanie I thought was pretty fucking hot in Remington Steele by the way, with one Buddy Ebsen as Barnaby Jones.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:27 AM (+FzLa)

471 Oh, and I watched Bewitched not just for Paul Lynde, but for the second Darrin who was played by Dick Sargeant. Dick SARGEANT? That Dick was officer material to me

Posted by: andi sullivan at November 14, 2009 12:27 AM (sYxEE)

472 I'm waiting Blazer.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:27 AM (PBGAP)

473 462

I loooooooooove James Garner. But he got old and lost his hair. He still awesome, though.

You mean in this fantasy you have to take them as they look now?

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 12:24 AM (G/rFS)

What's that movie with Sally field, JG, and one of the loser Corey's that took place in some dustbowl state?? Yeah, I wa slike eight when that movie came out and even then I liked JG better than Corey X so what does that say about my taste in men? EPIC FAIL.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:27 AM (slLiU)

474

You mean in this fantasy you have to take them as they look now?

No, but sometimes, RL tends to sour the fantasy.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:27 AM (G1twZ)

475 Before Maet kills it, women do know they don't have to complete the job, right?
Just partial before moving on to other things is all we ask.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 14, 2009 12:27 AM (DIYmd)

476 Sofia, before O was elected my comment about "that" used to be "well, my ears didn't always stick out this much"

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:28 AM (WMXl8)

477 Okay then. Peter Lupus as Willy Armitage in Mission Impossible.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:28 AM (PBGAP)

478 I love Jennifer in Alias, especially the early years, especially the first ep. I always thought the pilot had enough material for almost a whole season, or at least several episodes, and that they shouldn't have gotten it all in place so quickly.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 12:29 AM (IAHCE)

479 465 Why have none of you mentioned Paul Lynde or Charles Nelson Reilly?

Or the reason I watched McMillan & Wife - Rock Hudson

Posted by: andi sullivan at November 14, 2009 12:25 AM (sYxEE)

You forgot Jim J. Bullock. Monrooooeee!!!!!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:29 AM (slLiU)

480

473

Murphy's Romance

Pretty good movie, my mom dug it back in the day

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:29 AM (6YgDi)

481 I watched The Flintstones because the theme said we'll have a gay old time. I felt so used and deceived when I actually watched the show.

Posted by: Shep Smith-Cooper at November 14, 2009 12:29 AM (sYxEE)

482

Umm, no. That's not it. I dunno. Maybe it's "funky spunk".

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:20 AM (slLiU)

Hahaha, fantastic.

Icky women are what's wrong with this world...

1 - Just spit and wash your teeth or use scotch as mouthwash.

2 - If she really hates it, use the *imagination* part a bit. Have him "target" some other place rather than her immaculate mouth.

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:29 AM (seR4q)

483 OK girls, which Simon?

Rick or AJ?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:30 AM (sYxEE)

484

475, probably going to give Maet a stroke with this but.....

A friend in college said there were three kinds of women in this world: spitters, swallowers and bullet dodgers.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:30 AM (WMXl8)

485 Timothy Dalton in Flash Gordon.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:30 AM (G1twZ)

486 464- If that's true then it sounds like some of the morons around here are good men.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 12:31 AM (8LN/u)

487 Rick

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:31 AM (PBGAP)

488 I love Jennifer in Alias, especially the early years, especially the first ep. I always thought the pilot had enough material for almost a whole season, or at least several episodes, and that they shouldn't have gotten it all in place so quickly.

I agree. They could have stretched the entire first season into 3 seasons. I never saw the final season because I was in school at the time and had a class on Alias night (and a broken VCR). I keep meaning to net flix it but it's just one of those things that's on my to-do list aht I never actually do.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:31 AM (hA5JK)

489 OK Girls. Bo, Luke, Uncle Jessie, or Daisy (NTTAWWT)

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:32 AM (sYxEE)

490 483- Which one was the Hardy Boy?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 12:32 AM (8LN/u)

491 484 - apparently there is a 4th kind - the kind that just don't do that.

WTF is wrong with those women?!?!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:33 AM (hA5JK)

492 Speaking of Flash Gordon.....Ornella Muti. yum.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 12:33 AM (n1uMU)

493

Seriously he must not be around. The conversation about wheels + barrels was far more tame than thise one and he threw the hammer.

Friday the 13th??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:33 AM (slLiU)

494 Which one was the Hardy Boy?

Neither. Eeeeeeewwwww.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:33 AM (PBGAP)

495 OK Girls. Bo, Luke, Uncle Jessie, or Daisy

Daisy. Love those shorts.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:33 AM (hA5JK)

496 Okay then. Peter Lupus as Willy Armitage in Mission Impossible.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:28 AM (PBGAP)

Hmmm. I see your going for the Long Bows here. O,k. I'll see you that Peter Lupus and raise you one Robert conrad as Pappy Boyington in Baa Baa Blacksheep.

Go on, knock that battery off my shoulder, I dare you.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:33 AM (+FzLa)

497

OK girls, which Simon?

Rick or AJ?

Rick. Watched him on Jericho this morning. He's still awesome even as an old coot.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:33 AM (G1twZ)

498 Guys: Marcia or Jan?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:33 AM (sYxEE)

499 491, technically they're dodgers.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:34 AM (WMXl8)

500 Okay, I'll step this conversation back so Maet doesn't have to put the kibosh on this thread.

You're welcome, Maet

+1 to your account

475, probably going to give Maet a stroke with this but.....

-1 penalty

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 14, 2009 12:34 AM (WPqfQ)

501 491 Eh, diff't strokes for diff't folks I suppose.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:35 AM (slLiU)

502

489

Wow, way to kneecap us and not allow any votes for Cindy... Fine, just kidding, Marcia all the way

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:35 AM (6YgDi)

503

Wow. If you go away to the Gay bar for 12 minutes you can get left in the dust on this thread.

Or so I am told.

Posted by: gus at November 14, 2009 12:35 AM (MaqIC)

504

Which one was the Hardy Boy?

Loved Shaun Cassidy as a teen (I even had a poster on my wall) but Parker Stevenson appealed to me when I grew up.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:35 AM (G1twZ)

505 Marcia, but I'd hit Jan in the dark!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 12:35 AM (kn+jW)

506 Go on, knock that battery off my shoulder, I dare you.

Sonovabitch I was gonna use that one.

Don't make me pull out the big gun Blazer.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:35 AM (PBGAP)

507 491, technically they're dodgers.

not really. Dodgers are the ones who go there, but get out of the way before that key moment. Apparently some women don't even go there in the first place.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:35 AM (hA5JK)

508 490 483- Which one was the Hardy Boy? Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 12:32 AM

That would be AJ, played by Parker Stevenson who also was one of the Hardy Boys. I had a thing for Nancy Drew too

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:36 AM (sYxEE)

509 Guys: Marcia or Jan?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:33 AM (sYxEE)

Mrs. Brady.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:36 AM (+FzLa)

510

Maet—It wasn’t me, it wasn’t me, it wasn’t me!!!!!!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 12:37 AM (RZ8pf)

511 Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:30 AM (WMXl

Lol, great one.

But I think most women are mixers.

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:37 AM (seR4q)

512 Don't make me pull out the big gun Blazer.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:35 AM (PBGAP)

Do it.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:37 AM (+FzLa)

513

No, but sometimes, RL tends to sour the fantasy

Well Gary Cooper and Clark Gable were both dead before I was born but I have no trouble incorporating them into my fantasies.

OT: interesting test to give young guys (I have a 21 year old son). Have them watch Gentlemen Prefer Blonds (great, funny movie). They all think Marilyn is hot but are absolutely blown away by Jane Russell. They think she is so much hotter than Marilyn. Any guys familiar with the movie (and you should all be - it really is that good) care to offer their opinion on the Marilyn/Jane hotness rating?

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 12:37 AM (G/rFS)

514 Oh, and Donny Osmond.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:37 AM (G1twZ)

515 go figure.
I avoid the conversation completely trying to behave... and just when I say something, Maet shows up. LOL

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:37 AM (hA5JK)

516 So guys, the initial wife or the french queen in "Braveheart"?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 14, 2009 12:38 AM (DIYmd)

517

489

Wow, way to kneecap us and not allow any votes for Cindy... Fine, just kidding, Marcia all the way

Uh, I don't want any of us to end up on a database if you know what I mean.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:38 AM (sYxEE)

518

the blonde dude from dukes of hazard was actually in curb your enthusiasm this past weekend. married to elizabeth shue (they were not playing themselves). oh god, I just thought of this....the plotline actually included swinging!!!

bloody hell that's funny. this thread has official come full circle. we are a seinfeld episode.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:38 AM (slLiU)

519 Hell, if we're asking, I'd have taken Mrs.Brady and Alice in the basement waiting for a"delivery" from Sam the butcher

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:38 AM (6YgDi)

520 Marcia Marcia Marcia!

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2009 12:38 AM (ZTuLj)

521

Loved Shaun Cassidy as a teen (I even had a poster on my wall) but Parker Stevenson appealed to me when I grew up.

Me too!! Shaun Cassidy was my very first rock concert.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 12:38 AM (RZ8pf)

522 One word.

MATLOCK

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:38 AM (PBGAP)

523 Jane is definately hotter than Marilyn!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 12:39 AM (kn+jW)

524

500, sorry man. Have a good buzz for the first time in months.

I don't drink often.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:39 AM (WMXl8)

525

Ok. So we have our HETERO foursomes.

Gay four somes??

George Michael.

Rachel Maddog.

Anderson's Pooper,

and...???

Posted by: gus at November 14, 2009 12:39 AM (MaqIC)

526 old joke warning...

So there's a wedding and the groom is walking up the aisle first and has this huge grin on his face. The best man leans in and asks him what the huge smile is for, and the groom says "Oh my god...this is great...I just got the BEST blowjob of my entire life...and I'm marrying this woman....Yes!" So then the bride is walking up the aisle and has this huge grin on her face. So the maid of honor whispers to her and asks her what the big smile is for, and she says, "Oh my god, this is great...I just gave the LAST blowjob of my entire life!"

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 12:40 AM (IAHCE)

527 How dare you make Andi wait until the last selection

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:40 AM (6YgDi)

528 MILF choice: Carol Brady or Shirley Partridge?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:41 AM (sYxEE)

529

Mrs. Brady.

Who was a cougar.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:41 AM (G1twZ)

530 Carol... documented proof she put out!

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:42 AM (6YgDi)

531 One word.

MATLOCK

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:38 AM (PBGAP)

Fail. Matlock was from the '80's. We were on cheesy '70's shows with geriatric male leads.

Raymond Burr, Ironside.

Nuff said.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna cash out.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:42 AM (+FzLa)

532 cindy, for historical reasons i do not understand (maybe because of the media fawning over the dem president kennedy?), marilyn is remembered while the others are forgotten. Nothing against Monroe, but Jane isn't the only one who outshines her. I mean, Rita Hayworth for one just blows everyone away.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 12:42 AM (IAHCE)

533 Shirley Partridge - she was in a band and band chicks are the hawt! (like heart before they both got a little too thick)

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 12:43 AM (kn+jW)

534 Julie Newmar

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2009 12:43 AM (ZTuLj)

535 MILF choice: Carol Brady or Shirley Partridge?

Peggy Bundy

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 12:43 AM (n1uMU)

536 531, was Quincy, ME a 70's or 80's show?

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:44 AM (WMXl8)

537 You are a worthy adversary Blazer. We will meet again someday on this battlefield of bad TV that was good.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 14, 2009 12:44 AM (PBGAP)

538 another old joke warning...

While giving a bed bath to a female patient in a coma, the nurse notices that there are signs of life whenever she sponges the patient’s crotch. She discusses this with the doctor and they call the husband in. The doctor explains to him that they think oral sex may be the key to bringing his wife out of the coma. The husband agrees, as he'll try anything to get his wife back, and enters the room......A few minutes later the husband cries out in terror and runs from the room. The nurse and the doctor enter to find the woman dead. "What happened?" They ask. The husband wipes a tear from his eye: "She choked!"

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 12:44 AM (IAHCE)

539

the blonde dude from dukes of hazard

Jon Schneider. One of the only two reasons to watch SyFy original movies. (The other one being Bruce Boxleitner)

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:44 AM (G1twZ)

540 Barbara Eden - I use to dream about her a lot.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 12:44 AM (kn+jW)

541 Quincy was back in the 70's, yo

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:45 AM (6YgDi)

542 What, no love for either Jake or the Fat Man?

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 12:45 AM (V9SYy)

543

Yes. I put Gilda on one day (I like old movies on while I cook) and the guys slowly trickled in and stayed for the whole thing.

How about Maureen O'Hara. Stunning woman. Tough as the Duke who she so often co-starred with. Loved her. She still elicits wows from the young set also.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 12:45 AM (G/rFS)

544 Karl Malden in a 1970's car that could sleep six, had a pool, and got 3 feet to the gallon, and in San Francisco, too.

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2009 12:45 AM (ZTuLj)

545 If Inger Stevens or Susan Oliver could be cloned and brought back today, they'd make today's Hollywood tramps look like Courtney Love

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:45 AM (sYxEE)

546
MILF choice: Carol Brady or Shirley Partridge?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:41 AM (sYxEE)

Doesn't Shirley Jones have a glass eye? I mean thats a tie-breaker if you've ever had the urge to skull fuck a chick, so my vote goes to Shirley.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:45 AM (+FzLa)

547 Peggy Bundy

Have you seen her (forget her real name) in Sons of Anarchy?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 12:46 AM (hA5JK)

548 542- Or Barnaby Jones?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 12:46 AM (8LN/u)

549 535, Kitty Foreman.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:46 AM (WMXl8)

550 How about all 7 of those brides?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 12:46 AM (kn+jW)

551

547

Katey Seagal

Leela on Futurama

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:48 AM (6YgDi)

552 Have you seen her (forget her real name) in Sons of Anarchy?

Katey Sagal. Yeah, shes great.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 12:48 AM (n1uMU)

553 Natalie Wood was so gorgeous that if Megan Fox was standing next to her, they'd ask Natalie, "is that your younger brother?"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:48 AM (sYxEE)

554

Or Barnaby Jones?

Oh, well played, Girl Thursday on a Friday.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 12:48 AM (V9SYy)

555

Doesn't Shirley Jones have a glass eye? I mean thats a tie-breaker if you've ever had the urge to skull fuck a chick, so my vote goes to Shirley.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:45 AM (+FzLa)

Sandy Duncan

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 14, 2009 12:48 AM (slLiU)

556 Marianna Hill

Kirk nailed her.

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2009 12:48 AM (ZTuLj)

557
Charlene Tilton and Victoria Principle, who by the way, also had a sex tape.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:48 AM (+FzLa)

558 535, Kitty Foreman.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 12:49 AM (n1uMU)

559 Jane Seymour

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 12:49 AM (kn+jW)

560 546 - Blazer, you are my new hero

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:49 AM (sYxEE)

561 http://bit.ly/Qf8A7

I thought the full version of the MORE COWBELL vid had disappeared offline...man I forgot how funny this was...

Posted by: tdpwells at November 14, 2009 12:49 AM (Ei3oZ)

562 I mean, Rita Hayworth for one just blows everyone away.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 12:42 AM (IAHCE)

Rita was a goddess.

I'm blond so I think that's why I prefer brunette or redhead icons; and I confess I'd turn lesbian for Rita Hayworth...

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:50 AM (seR4q)

563 Doesn't Shirley Jones have a glass eye? I mean thats a tie-breaker if you've ever had the urge to skull fuck a chick, so my vote goes to Shirley.

Surely you can't be serious

Posted by: Capt Oveur at November 14, 2009 12:51 AM (sYxEE)

564 A double "hell yes" for Victoria Principle

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 12:51 AM (kn+jW)

565
560 546 - Blazer, you are my new hero

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:49 AM (sYxEE)

Thanks, where do I pick my Peace Prize up at ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:51 AM (+FzLa)

566 Cindy, yes to Maureen O'Hara! And especially with John Wayne. The Quiet Man is as good as it gets, I forced some friends to watch it with me recently, and they were mad at first for watching some 'old movie,' but they adored it by the end.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 12:52 AM (IAHCE)

567 Betty Boop or Daisy Duck?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 14, 2009 12:52 AM (DIYmd)

568

OK, glass is empty. I've caught up on my DVR'ed Glenn Beck shows.

Time to hit the hay.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 12:52 AM (WMXl8)

569 Sofia, I'm interested in your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

Posted by: shenme at November 14, 2009 12:53 AM (6YgDi)

570 556 Marianna Hill

Kirk nailed her.

Angelique Pettyjohn. She got nailed by Kirk in Star Trek and did hardcore porn. Shatner is very proud

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:53 AM (sYxEE)

571 Saying that however, the one blond that I think had the most amazing sex appeal was Anita Ekberg.

Dolce Vitta. That woman was walking sex...

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:53 AM (seR4q)

572

MILF choice: Carol Brady or Shirley Partridge?

Carol Brady, cause we want a lady on the street but a freak in the bed.....

Posted by: Ludacris at November 14, 2009 12:53 AM (V9SYy)

573 Thanks, where do I pick my Peace Prize up at ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:51 AM (+FzLa)

Gator's house.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 12:54 AM (YX6i/)

574

All I asked for was a foursome including me!!

I created a monster.

Posted by: gus at November 14, 2009 12:54 AM (MaqIC)

575

Angelique Pettyjohn. She got nailed by Kirk in Star Trek and did hardcore porn. Shatner is very proud

And I think it was hard core lesbian pron.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 12:55 AM (V9SYy)

576 Sofia, I'm a guy and *I* would turn lesbian for Rita if I had to. I'd have the operation and everything. But then again, I am .... old-fashioned:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYXHeP9PydQ

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 12:55 AM (IAHCE)

577 I think the kissing scene from The Quiet Man in the cemetary in the rain is one of the sexiest ever filmed. So many people will not watch an old movie for some reason. My husband always tells me he doesn't like black and white movies until I make him watch one, which he loves. He then immediately reverts back to his "I don't like black and white movies" meme. The thing is he likes lots of black and white movies.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 12:55 AM (G/rFS)

578 554- I'm an everyday kind of girl, really.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 12:55 AM (8LN/u)

579

Don Johnson.

And David Cassidy, who really was waaaay cuter than his half-brother.'

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:56 AM (G1twZ)

580 Lt Uhura, until she had to go and sing on an episode. Made my warp engines shut down right then and there.

Is it true that Kirk thought it would be a laugh riot to beam Checkov into the transporter room while he was jerking off in a room on the planet's surface?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:56 AM (sYxEE)

581

Wow, way to kneecap us and not allow any votes for Cindy

HEY!

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 12:56 AM (G/rFS)

582 Ooh, William Frakes. With or without the beard.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 12:57 AM (G1twZ)

583 As far as classic movie actresses go, I think Gene Tierney was one of the most beautiful.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 12:57 AM (8LN/u)

584 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYXHeP9PydQ

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 12:55 AM (IAHCE)

*Oh*, that dress....

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 12:57 AM (seR4q)

585

I created a monster.

Posted by: gus at November 14, 2009 12:54 AM (MaqIC)

Not create. You bought a drink for the monster.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 12:58 AM (YX6i/)

586

@Editor..... Girlfriend's sister's husband. That is messed up. Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 10:44 PM (YX6i/)

And I thought we had a lock on all the nut jobs here in the Portland area. This state is going to hell...fast.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 14, 2009 12:59 AM (3IZGh)

587 Mrs. Cleaver or Harriet Nelson?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 12:59 AM (kn+jW)

588 I think the kissing scene from The Quiet Man in the cemetary in the rain is one of the sexiest ever filmed. So many people will not watch an old movie for some reason. My husband always tells me he doesn't like black and white movies until I make him watch one, which he loves. He then immediately reverts back to his "I don't like black and white movies" meme. The thing is he likes lots of black and white movies.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 12:55 AM (G/rFS)

Never could understand that, my wife is the same way, she literally equates B&W with automatic suckage and leaves the room. Some of the best movies ever were in B&W imo.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:59 AM (+FzLa)

589 Deanna Troi : Cleavage 'n' Cameltoe

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 12:59 AM (sYxEE)

590 577- The scene I love from The Quiet Man is where she sits at his feet by the fire and finally submits to him (not sexually, perverts).

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:00 AM (8LN/u)

591 Mrs. Cleaver or Harriet Nelson?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 12:59 AM (kn+jW)

June. from what I hear she has an awesome Beaver.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:01 AM (+FzLa)

592 June Cleaver. Come on, you don't think I was really there to visit Wally

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at November 14, 2009 01:01 AM (sYxEE)

593 Wilma or Betty?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 01:02 AM (sYxEE)

594

The first television interracial kiss was on Star Trek between Kirk and Uhura.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:02 AM (G1twZ)

595 Betty

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:02 AM (hA5JK)

596 The kissing scene is great, so many great moments, I think my two favorites are "here's a stick to beat the pretty lady with" and the "wipe your feet"/"yes, ma'am" at the very end.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 01:03 AM (IAHCE)

597 The dude who plays Oliver Queen on Smallville.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:03 AM (G1twZ)

598 #590 The hell she doesn't submit to him sexually. The next scene it's morning, he's all singing and smiling (and smoking - once tried to count all the cigs John Wayne smoked in that movie - gave up). After that when he drags her off the train and across the meadow. Great, great movie.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 01:03 AM (G/rFS)

599 The blonde or the brunette based on this video

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:03 AM (kn+jW)

600

Wilma or Betty?

I am waiting for Pebbles to ,uh, develop a little.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 14, 2009 01:04 AM (V9SYy)

601

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen during the Full House years ?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 14, 2009 01:06 AM (+FzLa)

602 Grace Kelly or Audrey Hepburn?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 14, 2009 01:07 AM (DIYmd)

603 598- I just meant that it was shown on screen.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:07 AM (8LN/u)

604 Sean Bean

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:07 AM (G1twZ)

605

Doesn't Shirley Jones have a glass eye? I mean thats a tie-breaker if you've ever had the urge to skull fuck a chick, so my vote goes to Shirley.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 12:45 AM (+FzLa)

No, but Sandy Duncan did.

I could make a fortune selling hand cream to you Morons.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 01:08 AM (dcKUM)

606 Wasn't shown on screen, I mean.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:08 AM (8LN/u)

607 The blonde or the brunette based on this video
The brunette

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:08 AM (hA5JK)

608 Alan Rickman

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:08 AM (G1twZ)

609 #602 Grace was so stunning, but there was something so much more approachabel (speaking as a hetero chick) that was so much more playful about Audrey Hepburn.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 01:09 AM (G/rFS)

610 594

The first television interracial kiss was on Star Trek between Kirk and Uhura.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:02 AM (G1twZ)

Bullshit.

Petula Clark and Harry Belafonte.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 01:09 AM (dcKUM)

611 Jack Lord. [Hawaii Five-O.]

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2009 01:09 AM (2qU2d)

612 Good night y'all.

My insomnia finally gave it a rest..

Hasta mañana.

Posted by: Sofia at November 14, 2009 01:10 AM (seR4q)

613 Grace Kelly!! Audrey's adorable and all, but do be serious... (and I usually do prefer brunettes, but exceptions must be made)

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 01:10 AM (IAHCE)

614 607 The blonde or the brunette based on this video
The brunette

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:08 AM (hA5JK)

I agree. The brunette was the hottest when they were young. However, age has been much kinder to the blonde. I'd still hit the brunette today if she sang Magic Man to me in the dark.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:11 AM (kn+jW)

615 Gotta come back for this.

589, Troi? Meh. Bev Crusher was teh hawt.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 14, 2009 01:11 AM (Pe/dE)

616 goodnight sofia

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:11 AM (hA5JK)

617

606 Wasn't shown on screen, I mean.

Didn't have to be. I mean you just knew Rhett and Scarlett were upstairs having mutually enjoyable rough sex after he carries her up. God, he was hot.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 01:11 AM (G/rFS)

618

Cary Grant if we’re boarding the way back machine. Also Robert Powell.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:12 AM (RZ8pf)

619

Jeffrey Dean Morgan who played The Comedian in Watchmen and is also playing Col. Andy Tanner in the Red Dawn remake.

You can thank me later moronettes.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:13 AM (+FzLa)

620

Fred or Barney.

Andy or Barney,

Elmo or Barney,

Big Bird or Barney,

Barney Frank or Barney?

Context.

Posted by: gus at November 14, 2009 01:13 AM (MaqIC)

621

In her role as Lt. Uhura, Nichols famously kissed whiteactor William Shatneras Captain James T. Kirkin the 1968 Star Trek episode "Plato's Stepchildren". This is often referred to as the first interracial kiss on US television, however that milestone actually took place when Sammy Davis, Jr.and Nancy Sinatrakissed briefly on the variety program Movin' With Nancy in December 1967. It wasn't even the first interracial kiss on Star Trek, as Shatner had kissed an alien played by Vietnamese-French actress France Nuyenin the episode "Elaan of Troyius", which was screened earlier that season.

Got this on Wikipedia. So it must be right.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:13 AM (G1twZ)

622

The blonde or the brunette based on this video

I'd really rather have any one of these:

http://tinyurl.com/2nn7ve

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:14 AM (V9SYy)

623

Oh, and the plumbing place called me back today, well the dispatch guy did. He said he had the leak detection unit in his hands and he explained to me how to get it open. Here’s obvious (not) for you, take a coin, stick it in the non-existent seam, and turn until the cover pops open.

Anyway, it worked, I replaced the battery, and now all is well and there was no need for me to have a service guy at my place.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:14 AM (RZ8pf)

624

604 Sean Bean

Oh hell yes. Everyone oohed and ahhed over Orlando Bloom in the LOTR series but I much prefer the rougher sort like Sean and Viggo (ignoring politics) to the pretty boys.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 01:14 AM (G/rFS)

625 Well East coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there

The Mid-West farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls

The West coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:15 AM (kn+jW)

626 Maybe she's not as stunningly gorgeous as the pin-ups, but all things considered, don't count out Barbara Stanwyck. She could do it all in terms of hilarious comedy, serious drama, and femme fatale action, plus when TCM had a Stanwyck day, they showed her starring in the earliest talkies in like the late 20s, and over twenty years later still smoldering on screen in the classic film noirs in the fifties, I don't know if any actress can match that.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 01:15 AM (IAHCE)

627

Jeffrey Dean Morgan who played The Comedian in Watchmen and is also playing Col. Andy Tanner in the Red Dawn remake.

Well then, I may have to watch it after all.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:15 AM (G1twZ)

628

I bet Jeffrey Dean Anderson is a hairy butt man, judging by all the hair on his arms.

But, thank you anyway, Blazer, he is teh hawt.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:16 AM (RZ8pf)

629 Shit - I suck at the tiny url thing!

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:16 AM (V9SYy)

630 worked for me Mallamutt, all I had to do was copy/paste

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:17 AM (hA5JK)

631 Larry Wilcox.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:18 AM (G1twZ)

632 Oh, Elizabeth, you are too kind.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:18 AM (V9SYy)

633 #626 Barbara Stanwyck in Ball of Fire with Gary Cooper or with Henry Fonda in The Lady Eve. Not pretty or beautiful in the classical sense but smokin hot.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 01:19 AM (G/rFS)

634 [spam spam and uh spam]

Posted by: Spam Shoes at November 14, 2009 01:19 AM (RSSDo)

635 617- Agreed. Was just making sure to indicate it wasn't pr0n-like.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:19 AM (8LN/u)

636 I second Alan Rickman.

He could read the phone book and I'd have to change my panties by the time he was done.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 14, 2009 01:20 AM (Ei3oZ)

637 now all is well and there was no need for me to have a service guy at my place.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:14 AM (RZ8pf)

Come on - nobody's gonna take a shot there? I'm already on the bad side, so it's up to someone else.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:20 AM (YX6i/)

638 629 Shit - I suck at the tiny url thing!

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:16 AM (V9SYy)

I pasted it too and all three of them are extremely hawt! I'd love to have all that fluffy hair in my face.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:20 AM (kn+jW)

639 602 Grace Kelly or Audrey Hepburn?

Audrey all the way.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 01:20 AM (sYxEE)

640 619- Blazer! You just made my night. Seriously.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:21 AM (8LN/u)

641 I have the urge to buy Christian Louboutin Shoes - and I have no idea what type of shoes those are.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:21 AM (V9SYy)

642 Michael Caine.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:22 AM (G1twZ)

643 637 now all is well and there was no need for me to have a service guy at my place.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:14 AM (RZ8pf)

Come on - nobody's gonna take a shot there? I'm already on the bad side, so it's up to someone else.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:20 AM (YX6i/)

So I'm assuming it ended up being a self-service situation after all?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:22 AM (kn+jW)

644 619

Jeffrey Dean Morgan who played The Comedian in Watchmen and is also playing Col. Andy Tanner in the Red Dawn remake.

You can thank me later moronettes.

Now if you had said "Denny from Grays Anatomy" I would have known him immediately. He is gorgeous.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:22 AM (hA5JK)

645 I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:15 AM

We met when she was younger,
When I had no eyes for her.
A few years went by and I saw her,
Now I'm gonna try for her.

Look out man,

She's not the Little Girl I Once Knew

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 14, 2009 01:22 AM (sYxEE)

646

I bet Jeffrey Dean Anderson is a hairy butt man, judging by all the hair on his arms.

But, thank you anyway, Blazer, he is teh hawt.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:16 AM (RZ8pf)

PGIS, have another drink, no really,please do. All that butt hair could double as handle bars, jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:23 AM (+FzLa)

647 641 I have the urge to buy Christian Louboutin Shoes - and I have no idea what type of shoes those are.

Ugly based on a google images search.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:23 AM (hA5JK)

648

Robert Downey, Jr.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:23 AM (G1twZ)

649

I pasted it too and all three of them are extremely hawt! I'd love to have all that fluffy hair in my face.

Yea - Vixen was one of theose groups that irregardless if you liked the music or not , the video just was too damn watchable.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:23 AM (V9SYy)

650 Edith Bunker or Estelle Costanza?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 01:24 AM (sYxEE)

651 The blonde or the brunette based on this video

Neither, I hate them both.

I'd really rather have any one of these:

http://tinyurl.com/2nn7ve

Not me. If there's anything worse than 80's hair bands, it's 80's female hair bands.

Yeah, I'm in a crappy mood tonight.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 14, 2009 01:24 AM (A/5II)

652

I bet Jeffrey Dean Anderson is a hairy butt man, judging by all the hair on his arms.

But, thank you anyway, Blazer, he is teh hawt.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:16 AM (RZ8pf)

At least butt hair is a fixable problem. You can't fix ugly or stupid. Butt hair is totally fixable.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:25 AM (hA5JK)

653 628- If you don't mind sitting through a dumb movie, you can get a great view of his backside and his long, long legs (thought I was going to say something else, didn't you?) in P.S. I Love You.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:25 AM (8LN/u)

654 But Mrs. Patridge? Hell yes. Even as a young boy, I knew that I would hit Shirley Jones in a manner reminiscent of jenzhis khan.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 14, 2009 01:25 AM (A/5II)

655 Robert Downey, Jr. and Johnny Depp were two extremely good looking guys I didn't find attractive until they aged. I just can't get excited over pretty boys. Gorgeous men, on the other hand (no Carrie Prejean jokes, please)...

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 01:25 AM (G/rFS)

656 586, you'd think that, right.

Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 14, 2009 01:26 AM (dwwPD)

657 646

I bet Jeffrey Dean Anderson is a hairy butt man, judging by all the hair on his arms.

But, thank you anyway, Blazer, he is teh hawt.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:16 AM (RZ8pf)

PGIS, have another drink, no really,please do. All that butt hair could double as handle bars, jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:23 AM (+FzLa)

Look at it this way when you consider a guy: "You can always shave away a hairy butt, but you can't shave away ugly!"

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:26 AM (kn+jW)

658 Butt hair is totally fixable.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:25 AM (hA5JK)

Oh, ouch. Just thinking about it.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:26 AM (YX6i/)

659 640 619- Blazer! You just made my night. Seriously.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:21 AM (8LN/u)

Gee, thanks GT, its not often I hear that from someone of the female persuation.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:27 AM (+FzLa)

660 Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Voice and eyes, baby. He was also Daddy Winchester on Supernatural.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:27 AM (G1twZ)

661

Ugly based on a google images search.

Elizabeth, I love you, but bite your tongue. There are some beautiful Louboutin shoes. Sure, like most designers he does some really freaky things, but he also has some truly timeless and classic shoes. I love my 5 inch heels.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:28 AM (RZ8pf)

662 She's lurking... i know she is... wait for it.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:28 AM (YX6i/)

663 With the exception of the Khalid Sheikh Mohammed types, I don't see a problem with a little body hair on a man. In fact I prefer it to the metrosexual waxing trend.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:28 AM (8LN/u)

664 Oh, ouch. Just thinking about it.

LOL. Men get all ouchie just thinking about it but us women don't even think twice about the ouch factor. For us, hair removal is just part of the deal of being a woman.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:28 AM (hA5JK)

665 Wait for it...

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:28 AM (YX6i/)

666 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...Nooooooooooooooo...Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:28 AM (kn+jW)

667

Elizabeth - here is what I know about shoes. I have 3 females in the house, we have about 100 pair of shoes for all 3, and none of them ever have a pair they can wear with the outfit they are wearing and I have no idea why.

Meanwhile, my 11 year old son has 6 sets of shoes (mostly for sports) and I can tell you the exact weight of each pair, why I bought them and when he will outgrow each pair.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:29 AM (V9SYy)

668 With the exception of the Khalid Sheikh Mohammed types, I don't see a problem with a little body hair on a man. In fact I prefer it to the metrosexual waxing trend.

Same here.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:29 AM (hA5JK)

669 Amen, Cindy. I love the scene on the couch where she runs her fingers through Henry Fonda's hair and basically makes him forget his own name. Also, since it's almost that time of year, Remember the Night and Christmas in Connecticut are two fun Christmas gems with her.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 01:29 AM (IAHCE)

670 Edith Bunker or Estelle Costanza?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 01:24 AM (sYxEE)

Florida Evans or Weezy Jefferson ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:29 AM (+FzLa)

671 Cliff Clavin or Newman?

Posted by: US Postal Service at November 14, 2009 01:29 AM (sYxEE)

672 Zac Efron.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:29 AM (G1twZ)

673

So I'm assuming it ended up being a self-service situation after all?

Yeah, baby, there are just some times that a woman has to step up to the plate and handle it herself.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:30 AM (RZ8pf)

674 660- He's got the perfect combination of masculine and boyish.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:30 AM (8LN/u)

675 I make an exception for Michael Phelps. I know - he's what my kids call a butterface, but damn, that torso.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 01:31 AM (G/rFS)

676 Are you all forgetting Emily (Suzanne Pleshette) from the Bob Newhart Show?

Woof!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 01:31 AM (sYxEE)

677

Meanwhile, my 11 year old son has 6 sets of shoes (mostly for sports) and I can tell you the exact weight of each pair, why I bought them and when he will outgrow each pair.

I like shoes, but I prefer sneakers, stompy boots, hiking boots, and cute little flats. I have very few actual high heels because I'm tall enough already and my back is screwed up enough that I don't need to balance on a big tall heel and make it worse. That's why I like stompy boots as my heels. Not only do they look better, but my back likes them much better than high heel shoes.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:32 AM (hA5JK)

678

I know, I’m just teasing about “hairy butt man” I don’t mind hair on guys.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:32 AM (RZ8pf)

679 Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 01:32 AM (sYxEE)

680 Uh oh, we've been Shoejacked

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 01:33 AM (sYxEE)

681 My grandfather used to tell me if I eat sausage I'd grow hair on my chest. I don't remember, but I must have eaten quite a bit of sausage.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:34 AM (YX6i/)

682 676 Are you all forgetting Emily (Suzanne Pleshette) from the Bob Newhart Show?

Woof!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 01:31 AM (sYxEE)

I forgot about her. She was very sexy with a sultry voice.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:34 AM (kn+jW)

683 Randy Marsh or Homer Simpson?

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 01:34 AM (G/rFS)

684 Off to bed. Probably catch up with you guys tomorrow.

Posted by: katya at November 14, 2009 01:35 AM (G1twZ)

685
Eleanor Roosevelt or Lady Bird Johnson ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:35 AM (+FzLa)

686 Eleanor Roosevelt or Lady Bird Johnson ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:35 AM (+FzLa)

Death.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:36 AM (YX6i/)

687 685
Eleanor Roosevelt or Lady Bird Johnson ?

ewwwwwww

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:36 AM (hA5JK)

688 I'm out too. It's been a swell couple of days but I should probably pay some attention to my family this weekend

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 14, 2009 01:36 AM (G/rFS)

689 good night katya and cindy

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:36 AM (hA5JK)

690 Wow, I just realized we hit 666 without anyone screaming "666!"

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:37 AM (8LN/u)

691 The spawn of Satan wasn't around.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:38 AM (YX6i/)

692

I like shoes, but I prefer sneakers, stompy boots, hiking boots, and cute little flats

Strangly, my son prefers baseball cleats that the plastic can be molded into sharp points so if you decide to slide in head first at home he can leave a nice imprint on your skull with them and basketball shoes that don't squeak, because, in his words, "when you are committing small felonies under the basket, you don't want to draw attention to it with your shoes."

And yes, he uses the words "felonies" its that 2 lawyer parent thing.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:39 AM (V9SYy)

693 690 Wow, I just realized we hit 666 without anyone screaming "666!"

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:37 AM (8LN/u)

I yelled, but I was so horrified I couldn't get my lips to prouounce "666"

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:39 AM (kn+jW)

694 Eleanor Roosevelt or Lady Bird Johnson ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:35 AM (+FzLa)

Death.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:36 AM (YX6i/)

Awww, c'mon, wheres your sense of adventure here? Haven't you guys ever wondered what it would be like to have a beaver chew down your wood to build a dam ? I mean, at least its honest work.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:40 AM (+FzLa)

695 Barbara Cooper (Valerie Bertinelli) or Joanie Cunningham (Erin Moran)

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 01:41 AM (sYxEE)

696

Flo or Alice ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:42 AM (+FzLa)

697 And yes, he uses the words "felonies" its that 2 lawyer parent thing.

Heh. Two of my parents are lawyers (and an uncle, and a sister, and a few other relatives). Our dinner conversations were often about legal strategies. I learn a lot about family law and criminal law though and it's always interesting to have dinner with my family as we argue points of law (yes, even us non-lawyers get into the arguements and we even manage to hold our own pretty well most of the time).

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:42 AM (hA5JK)

698

Daniel Craig.

Oh, and Barbara Cooper, definitely.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:42 AM (RZ8pf)

699 burberry scarf | cd keys

Posted by: jason at November 14, 2009 01:43 AM (FgV2N)

700 if only I had a lace wig to go with my new shoes and my new scarf and my cd keys.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:44 AM (hA5JK)

701 jason's slackin' on Friday.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:44 AM (YX6i/)

702

Awww, c'mon, wheres your sense of adventure here? Haven't you guys ever wondered what it would be like to have a beaver chew down your wood to build a dam ? I mean, at least its honest work.

Elanor - FDR was a cripple, she probably enjoy an honest effort.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:44 AM (V9SYy)

703 Cameron, Thirteen, or Cuddy?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 01:46 AM (sYxEE)

704 695 Barbara Cooper (Valerie Bertinelli) or Joanie Cunningham (Erin Moran)

Valerie. If i'm not mistaken, Joanie went a little bonkers a few years ago.

Posted by: koopy at November 14, 2009 01:46 AM (XllG0)

705 Ahh, here we go -

http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/10/joanie-loves-orgasms/2

Posted by: koopy at November 14, 2009 01:47 AM (XllG0)

706 Obama toilet paper in Japan - http://twitpic.com/pbsnz

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:47 AM (kn+jW)

707 Lucy or Ethel?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 01:47 AM (sYxEE)

708

Flo or Alice ?

Flo - in the heat of the moment, she might just "kiss my grits"

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:48 AM (V9SYy)

709 My wife says Cuddy.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:48 AM (YX6i/)

710 707- Ricky or Fred?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 01:48 AM (8LN/u)

711 she looks like a crack whore having a seizure

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:49 AM (hA5JK)

712

Awww, c'mon, wheres your sense of adventure here? Haven't you guys ever wondered what it would be like to have a beaver chew down your wood to build a dam ? I mean, at least its honest work.

Elanor - FDR was a cripple, she probably enjoy an honest effort.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:44 AM (V9SYy)

He was paralyzed from Polio. She could have chewed his junk off to a bloody hump at the ballsack with her rat teeth and I doubt he would have noticed.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:49 AM (+FzLa)

713 Okay: just one girl from the entire whedonverse.

I think I'm going with Saffron, but I can be persuaded otherwise.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 01:49 AM (IAHCE)

714 If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: elizabeth's brother at November 14, 2009 01:49 AM (2qU2d)

715 go figure that I get post #711without even trying.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:50 AM (hA5JK)

716 p.s. for women, it would obviously be Captain Tightpants, right? Or is there a secret David Boreanaz following? fwiw, Castle kicks Bones' butt.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 01:51 AM (IAHCE)

717

He was paralyzed from Polio. She could have chewed his junk off to a bloody hump at the ballsack with her rat teeth and I doubt he would have noticed.

Really? Because I thought he had a little number on the side? So, I just assumed that his paralysis hadn’t effected his manhood.

Kind of like on Glee the other night when the kid in the wheelchair told the chick he wanted to date that he still had a functioning penis.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:51 AM (RZ8pf)

718 714 If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: elizabeth's brother at November 14, 2009 01:49 AM (2qU2d)

heh. my brother would never use that many words in a single sentence. The poor boy grew up in a house full of girls, we are lucky if we can get yes and no answers out of him

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:52 AM (hA5JK)

719 she looks like a crack whore having a seizure

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:49 AM (hA5JK)

You rang ?

Posted by: Amy Winehouse at November 14, 2009 01:52 AM (+FzLa)

720 George Clooney, Anthony Edwards, John Stamos, or Gorin Visjac (sp?)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:53 AM (RZ8pf)

721 Okay: just one girl from the entire whedonverse.
p.s. for women, it would obviously be Captain Tightpants, right?

Ummm not for me. I'd totally go for River Tam (Summer Glau).

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:53 AM (hA5JK)

722

Really? Because I thought he had a little number on the side?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:51 AM (RZ8pf)

Uncle Joe (Stalin)?

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 01:53 AM (YX6i/)

723

I"ve got a functioning penis, too, but you probably usually call him "Chris Matthews".

Posted by: president obama at November 14, 2009 01:54 AM (2qU2d)

724 Daryl Hall or John Oates?

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:54 AM (V9SYy)

725 720 George Clooney, Anthony Edwards, John Stamos, or Gorin Visjac (sp?)

Gorin. It's the accent. I love that accent.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 01:54 AM (hA5JK)

726

No, his social secretary or something like that? Am I hallucinating this fact? I was almost positive. Hmm, let me go consult that bastion of truthiness, Wikipedia.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:54 AM (RZ8pf)

727

told the chick he wanted to date that he still had a functioning penis.

I've never tried that line before...

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 14, 2009 01:54 AM (kn+jW)

728

He was paralyzed from Polio. She could have chewed his junk off to a bloody hump at the ballsack with her rat teeth and I doubt he would have noticed.

Really? Because I thought he had a little number on the side? So, I just assumed that his paralysis hadn’t effected his manhood.

Kind of like on Glee the other night when the kid in the wheelchair told the chick he wanted to date that he still had a functioning penis.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:51 AM (RZ8pf)

Back then they used to call a little something on the side a Twist. PGIS, you should know that .Sooner or later I'm gonna get you Runner.

Posted by: Amy Winehouse at November 14, 2009 01:55 AM (+FzLa)

729

OK, it was Eleanor’s social secretary, Lucy Mercer.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:56 AM (RZ8pf)

730 The rumor was that FDR stroked out with his mistress at Hot Springs when he died. Who knows, the press back then generally covered up a President's little indiscretions.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:57 AM (V9SYy)

731

Blazer, don’t hide behind Amy Winehouse, I know it was you that just made that ageist joke.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:58 AM (RZ8pf)

732

Back then they used to call a little something on the side a Twist. PGIS, you should know that .Sooner or later I'm gonna get you Runner.

Posted by: Amy Winehouse at November 14, 2009 01:55 AM (+FzLa)

Sock/off. Socks, so easy to put on, so hard to take off.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 01:59 AM (+FzLa)

733 "Obama Warns World Not To Rely On US Consumers Any More""It is now beyond question that not only Bernanke, but now Obama, will do anything and everything they can to accelerate the disembowelment of the US currency (Tiny Tim in the bathroom with nose-hair trimmers) and America's middle class, for the benefit of the 2 or 3 Wall Street banks that have over $10 trillion in roll risk in the next 5 years, and the 5 algos which are still trading the occasional oddlot of SPY here and there, thus creating the perception that America still has a functioning capital market (another one for Tim Geithner's Sesame Street media whirlwind tour)."

Posted by: curious at November 14, 2009 01:59 AM (p302b)

734 Elizabeth, dear lord, you rock.

oh, and i'm an idiot, i take back saffron and change to inara. what was i thinking? river can watch.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 02:01 AM (IAHCE)

735 I also am fully functional.

Posted by: Mr Data at November 14, 2009 02:01 AM (2qU2d)

736

Blazer, don’t hide behind Amy Winehouse, I know it was you that just made that ageist joke.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 01:58 AM (RZ8pf)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Runahhhhhhh !!

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 02:01 AM (+FzLa)

737

told the chick he wanted to date that he still had a functioning penis.

oh, what I would pay for one of those.

Posted by: Mrs. Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 02:01 AM (V9SYy)

738 730 The rumor was that FDR stroked out with his mistress at Hot Springs when he died. Who knows, the press back then generally covered up a President's little indiscretions.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 01:57 AM (V9SYy)

He was too far gone physically for that. He had a stroke and had looked like he had aged 10 years since his election just the previous year.

Truman was not really surprised when he got the word.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:02 AM (dcKUM)

739

Little Joe, Adam or Hoss?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:04 AM (dcKUM)

740

Well, I think that Roosevelt was still able to fly the flag. Maybe not at the very end, but for most of his life.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 02:04 AM (RZ8pf)

741
David Brinkley or Walter Cronkite ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 02:05 AM (+FzLa)

742 Man Hands or Mulva?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 14, 2009 02:06 AM (sYxEE)

743

Where's logprof?

I hope that one of you Morons didn't run him off.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:06 AM (dcKUM)

744 ...metrosexual waxing trend...

?!?!?! I am not waxing my junk, chest, legs, back, arms, etc for anyone. Nor would I expect it from a woman. I'll keep what God put there thank you.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 14, 2009 02:06 AM (GMPEt)

745

David Brinkley or Walter Cronkite ?

Uh, clearly, me.

Posted by: John Chancellor at November 14, 2009 02:06 AM (V9SYy)

746

Little Joe, Adam or Hoss?

Can I have Little Joe and Adam?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 02:07 AM (RZ8pf)

747 Hop Sing.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2009 02:07 AM (2qU2d)

748 Hop Sing or Mr Wu?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2009 02:08 AM (2qU2d)

749 Captain America or The Green Lantern?

Posted by: dum-dum at November 14, 2009 02:08 AM (sYxEE)

750 the one gay model from Right Said Fred or the other gay model from Right Said Fred?

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 02:08 AM (V9SYy)

751

Heath, Jarrod, or Nick Barkley?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 02:09 AM (RZ8pf)

752 Ladies - pick one from this pic -
http://tinyurl.com/yf36jhf

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:09 AM (hA5JK)

753 Captain America or The Green Lantern?

Posted by: dum-dum at November 14, 2009 02:08 AM (sYxEE)

Winner!

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 02:09 AM (V9SYy)

754 Rick Perry or Perry Rick?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:09 AM (dcKUM)

755
Chuck Krauthammer or Mort Kondrake?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 02:09 AM (+FzLa)

756 Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 02:09 AM (+FzLa)

what are we choosing for?

Krauthammer is a lot sexier than kondrake

Posted by: curious at November 14, 2009 02:11 AM (p302b)

757

R2-D2 or 3-CPO?

I can't believe I just typed that shit.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:11 AM (dcKUM)

758 Chuck Krauthammer or Mort Kondrake?

Chuck.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:11 AM (hA5JK)

759 Chuck Krauthammer or Chuck Graham Mort Kondrake?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 02:09 AM (+FzLa)

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2009 02:11 AM (YX6i/)

760 Michael Irvin, Troy Aikman or Emmitt Smith?

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 02:12 AM (V9SYy)

761 3-CPO

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:12 AM (hA5JK)

762

R2-D2 or 3-CPO?

I can't believe I just typed that shit.

Hill-lar-e-ous!

Posted by: Jim Rome at November 14, 2009 02:13 AM (V9SYy)

763 760 Michael Irvin, Troy Aikman or Emmitt Smith?

Tom Brady

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:13 AM (hA5JK)

764 It's C-3PO, jeez people, you're an embarrassment to nerds everywhere.

Posted by: koopy at November 14, 2009 02:14 AM (XllG0)

765 744- PA, You date women with back hair?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 02:15 AM (8LN/u)

766 C-3PO or Liberace?

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 02:15 AM (YX6i/)

767

Man Hands or Mulva?

Pirate Shirt

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at November 14, 2009 02:15 AM (V9SYy)

768 764 It's C-3PO, jeez people, you're an embarrassment to nerds everywhere.

ANd really damn tired. I copy/pasted without even noticing.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:15 AM (hA5JK)

769 And i'd pick R2-D2 for the hologram porn.

Posted by: koopy at November 14, 2009 02:15 AM (XllG0)

770 The US dollar as shit paper or the US Dollar as a doodle pad?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:16 AM (dcKUM)

771

Yeah, I’m with Elizabeth 3-CPO. Though R2-D2 did have that handy tool that shot out and helped open doors…

And with that, my choice now is the pillow on the left side of the bed or the pillow on the right side of the bed. Night morons and ettes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 14, 2009 02:16 AM (RZ8pf)

772
Michael Wilbon or Tony Kornheisier ?

Either way, both of those fucks deserve a good rogering up their squeekholes.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 02:16 AM (+FzLa)

773

Man Hands or Mulva?

Pirate Shirt

Manzier

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:16 AM (hA5JK)

774 Goodnight PGiS!

The US dollar as shit paper or the US Dollar as a doodle pad?
doodle pad because I can still spend it when I'm done

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

775

Michael Wilbon or Tony Kornheisier ?

Jason Whitlock - he would bring the donuts.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 02:18 AM (V9SYy)

776 doodle pad because I can still spend it when I'm done

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

It'll be worth more, that way.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 02:18 AM (YX6i/)

777 Roseanne Barr or Jeannine Garaffalo?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:18 AM (hA5JK)

778 Good night, PGiS

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 02:19 AM (V9SYy)

779

Roseanne Barr or Jeannine Garaffalo?

Castration!

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 02:20 AM (V9SYy)

780

It'll be worth more, that way.

Posted by: Editor

I've been known to sell some artwork. Not enough to make a living, but enough to buy more art supplies. Of course, I fucked that up by not buying more supplies the last time I sold stuff and now I'm without supplies to make some much needed cash.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:20 AM (hA5JK)

781 B'Elanna or Michelle?

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 02:21 AM (IAHCE)

782 I've been known to sell some artwork. Not enough to make a living, but enough to buy more art supplies. Of course, I fucked that up by not buying more supplies the last time I sold stuff and now I'm without supplies to make some much needed cash.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:20 AM (hA5JK)

I meant it'd be worth more than wiping your ass with it. But, it'll still be worth more if you wipe your ass with it.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 02:22 AM (YX6i/)

783
B'Elanna or Michelle?

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 02:21 AM (IAHCE)

Chewbacca

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 02:22 AM (+FzLa)

784

Well, I gotta run - kid has Scouting for Food tomorrow at 8 a.m. Good night one and all.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 02:22 AM (V9SYy)

785 Watching the last episode of Seinfeld or swallowing 62 rusty Gilette razor blades?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:22 AM (dcKUM)

786 *yawn*
I'm trying hard to stay awake until my man gets home from work, but I'm fading fast.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:23 AM (hA5JK)

787 Last episodes almost always suck ass.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:24 AM (n1uMU)

788 784

Well, I gotta run - kid has Scouting for Food tomorrow at 8 a.m. Good night one and all.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 02:22 AM (V9SYy)

You better go with him. With the shit economy and the brokedicks in DC, those skills may come in handy.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:24 AM (dcKUM)

789 Cake, or death?

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 02:24 AM (IAHCE)

790 B'Elanna or Michelle?
hell, I'd pick an Ewok before I picked on of those

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:24 AM (hA5JK)

791 789- Tea and cake, or death?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 02:25 AM (8LN/u)

792 Watching the last episode of Seinfeld or swallowing 62 rusty Gilette razor blades?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:22 AM (dcKUM)

What's the deal with TexasJew? He's a Texan and a Jew? Is he a rich oil tycoon who just want to be richer?

Posted by: Seinfeld at November 14, 2009 02:25 AM (YX6i/)

793 love or money?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:25 AM (hA5JK)

794 787 Last episodes almost always suck ass.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:24 AM (n1uMU)

That episode was a the motherload of crap piles.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:25 AM (dcKUM)

795 Last episodes almost always suck ass.

The last episode of ER was good. Same with NYPD Blue.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:26 AM (hA5JK)

796 We're out of cake.

Posted by: Church of England at November 14, 2009 02:27 AM (YX6i/)

797 Seinfeld sucked for a couple of years before that episode, so its not surprising. Plus, how does one end a show about nothing?

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:27 AM (n1uMU)

798 Ah, ah, you said "death." Just kidding. We are the Church of England after all.

Posted by: Church of England at November 14, 2009 02:28 AM (8LN/u)

799 NYPD Blue? Sipowitz(sp) becomes a lieutenant? Never happen, he made too many enemies in the bureaucracy.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:29 AM (n1uMU)

800

What's the deal with TexasJew? He's a Texan and a Jew? Is he a rich oil tycoon who just want to be richer?

Posted by: Seinfeld at November 14, 2009 02:25 AM (YX6i/)

Right on all counts. You win the Fusilli Jerry!

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:29 AM (dcKUM)

801 Shep Smith or Anderson Cooper?

Posted by: andi sullivan at November 14, 2009 02:29 AM (7FgWm)

802 Shep Smith or Anderson Cooper?

sweet sweet death.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:30 AM (n1uMU)

803 NYPD Blue? Sipowitz(sp) becomes a lieutenant? Never happen, he made too many enemies in the bureaucracy.

True, but it's not how many enemies you have, but where your friends are.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:30 AM (hA5JK)

804 799 NYPD Blue? Sipowitz(sp) becomes a lieutenant? Never happen, he made too many enemies in the bureaucracy.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:29 AM (n1uMU)

I never could get over the horrifying shower scene where we see Sipowitz's butt.

I couldn't find my nutsack for a week.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:31 AM (dcKUM)

805 True, but it's not how many enemies you have, but where your friends are.

Good point. I must admit I quit watching NYPD Blue when Rick Schroeder's character died.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:31 AM (n1uMU)

806 Shep Smith or Anderson Cooper?

Poison.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:31 AM (hA5JK)

807 Good point. I must admit I quit watching NYPD Blue when Rick Schroeder's character died.

I was mad about that. I know Rick wanted to leave the show to spend more time with his family, but they could have had Detective Sorenson leave the NYPD to go move back near the sisters he always took care of. To kill him off was just wrong.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:33 AM (hA5JK)

808

Stedman Graham or Eric Holder or any random gay black male fashion model?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:35 AM (dcKUM)

809 Stedman Graham or Eric Holder or any random gay black male fashion model?

I'd rather be waterboarded than pick between Stedman or Holder and fashion models are just gross. Male or female, fashion models are just too damn skinny and have shit attitudes.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:36 AM (hA5JK)

810 Yeah, Rick Schroeder got the short end of the stick. I guess during the time Schroeder was on the show Milch had a relapse into alcoholism. There were no scripts for a lot of scenes, he would just show up and throw out his ideas and everyone would kind of ad lib around them. Schroeder was kind of screwed because he really didn't have an established character to fall back on.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:37 AM (n1uMU)

811 Fry or Laurie?

Posted by: Church of England at November 14, 2009 02:39 AM (YX6i/)

812 Timothy McGee or Anthony DiNozzo?

Also, the Japanese are wacky enough as it is, do we have to make up stuff about them?

Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 14, 2009 02:39 AM (+gX1+)

813 810 Yeah, Rick Schroeder got the short end of the stick. I guess during the time Schroeder was on the show Milch had a relapse into alcoholism. There were no scripts for a lot of scenes, he would just show up and throw out his ideas and everyone would kind of ad lib around them. Schroeder was kind of screwed because he really didn't have an established character to fall back on.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:37 AM (n1uMU)

Never knew that. The show was good, for quite a while.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 14, 2009 02:40 AM (dcKUM)

814 Timothy McGee or Anthony DiNozzo?

Abby Sciuto

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:41 AM (n1uMU)

815

Tiny Tim or Liberace ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 02:41 AM (AoS9J)

816 Yeah, Rick Schroeder got the short end of the stick. I guess during the time Schroeder was on the show Milch had a relapse into alcoholism. There were no scripts for a lot of scenes, he would just show up and throw out his ideas and everyone would kind of ad lib around them. Schroeder was kind of screwed because he really didn't have an established character to fall back on

That's why Jimmy Smits and Kim Delaney left the show, because there was no organization at all and no scripts. I'm amazed that the show continued to do so well and that is a credit to the actors abilities in my opinion.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:43 AM (hA5JK)

817 Elizabeth, after seeing those ewoks get down on the Today show, I can't blame you, they know how to party.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 02:45 AM (IAHCE)

818 As much as I want to stay awake until my man gets home from work so I can give him at least one kiss tonight, I'm going to fall asleep in my chair if I don't go to bed.

Good night Morons and Moronettes.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:46 AM (hA5JK)

819

Lawrence Welk or Hee Haw ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 02:47 AM (AoS9J)

820 That's alright, Elizabeth. We have TexasJew to keep us company until his man comes home and gives him a kiss.

Goodnight.

Posted by: Editor at November 14, 2009 02:47 AM (YX6i/)

821 Meghan Fox without protection, or direct exposure to the swine flu?

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 02:48 AM (IAHCE)

822 Lawrence Welk or Hee Haw ?

Hee Haw, wholeheartedly! Its pure genius.

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:49 AM (n1uMU)

823 Goodnight, Elizabeth!

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 02:49 AM (IAHCE)

824 The true question is Hee Haw or Sha Na Na?

Posted by: kefka at November 14, 2009 02:50 AM (n1uMU)

825

As much as I want to stay awake until my man gets home from work so I can give him at least one kiss tonight, I'm going to fall asleep in my chair if I don't go to bed.
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 14, 2009 02:46 AM (hA5JK)

Rage Elizabeth, Rage against the dying of the light !1

You can do it.

Posted by: Blazer at November 14, 2009 02:54 AM (AoS9J)

826 I'm heading out, too. Going to finish watching my questionable movie selection for the night.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 02:57 AM (8LN/u)

827 Goodnight, Girl Thursday! And have you already said, what's the movie?

p.s. I forgot to add my agreement earlier, Gene Tierney is out of this world. When I was younger and saw the name I used to think it was a guy. Um, definitely not...

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 03:01 AM (IAHCE)

828 Tierney for some reason reminds me of Loretta Young. Sigh. The whole angel falls in love with her story (from The Bishop's Wife)? TOTALLY believable.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 03:03 AM (IAHCE)

829 827- The Gravedancers. I rented it because it was filmed down the road from me, and I was just kind of curious. So far, not so great ... although definitely not the worst I've seen. And, yes, Gene Tierney was gorgeous. She had those kind of eyes that sparkled in the light. She had quite a tragic life, though. Goodnight!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 14, 2009 03:06 AM (8LN/u)

830 Hell is coming to NY. Unexplainable. why they would want to have the trials in NY, just blocks from the World Trade Center ruins. Chatter from every Jihadist in the Middle East must be going about 100 MPH right now. Travel plans are being made, passports must be in order, with the correct visas. Yes, thank you, I'll be staying with relatives. Six months, yes that should give me enough time. And no one in NY is alarmed by these new events. In fact, they welcome the chance to brings these criminals to justice right at the area that they destroyed. Fools who do not know their enemy are destroyed by them. Three thousand dead, NY you haven't seen anything yet. NY you have challenged demons to visit and they will come and you will have no one to blame but yourselves.

Posted by: Phu at November 14, 2009 03:13 AM (y7WVR)

831 Nope, them won't catch on here. Asses are too big.

Posted by: Pat at November 14, 2009 03:24 AM (UODJq)

832 Phu, is that true that New Yorkers aren't upset? Unreal. This whole decision today was surreal, I couldn't believe it. What an evil, evil thing. Like Krauthammer said, it's just part two of the attack.

Posted by: Adrian at November 14, 2009 03:25 AM (IAHCE)

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834

Re: Grahamnesty-

Wish we would grow some gonads in our state (WA) and slap around our RINOs *cough* Reichert *cough*.

Instead local GOP leaders have a sham tete a tete (few fundraisers and state bigwigs) while the rest of us get an hour long telephone 'conference' at 7PM on a weekday ( I think he took 4 calls).

That's representation fer ya! No lollipops even!

Posted by: linlithgow at November 14, 2009 03:41 AM (xpBkP)

835 Adrian,

It is like they have challenged every extremist in the world to come to NY. I think their arrogance clouds their ability to think. Then the prosecuting attorney was born in India, a hated enemy of Islam extremist. It was good ideal to fight them in Iraq and Afghanistan, now they will come here to fight. I just do not understand it. But, then maybe I do.

Posted by: Phu at November 14, 2009 03:42 AM (y7WVR)

836 NY you have challenged demons to visit and they will come and you will have no one to blame but yourselves.

Manhattan elites and hipsters spent 8 years hating Bush because they didn't like the way he prevented a recurrence of 9-11, and because his party affiliation had an R, and he was a Texan.

They just adore King Barry with all his intellectual hipness. Hope they remember that while they're digging the next batch of missing relatives and friends from the next pile of smoking rubble.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2009 04:10 AM (sYxEE)

837 McGee or Dinozzo: Dinozzo!
Fry or Laurie: Laurie!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 14, 2009 04:23 AM (zmiSr)

838 Good evening M&Ms. Cheers, naturally.

I've got the first Friday night online in a month. Just been so busy. Work's been crazy. I've been stressed too, but hallelujah, it's Friday night, and the weights are coming off.

Sorry I'm late to the ONT party (yes, party - everything is a party on a Friday night) but I wanted to make sure I emerged from my lurking to offer my salutations and blessings.

I've got an email to finish yet tonight, (my best man has asked me to critique his latest short short story (do they still call them such, or is flash fiction the more popular term?) for publication submission, and that mother fucker done gone and made it about him and me, and our marriages, (his 15 years ago, mine 2 years), and friendship, and Christmas, and I had tears in my eyes at my first re-read) so I can't promise as to my devout attention here, but my longevity should suffice as I drink coffee with whiskey as a side to my Carling Lager, of which my fridge still has at least 18 left.

And I just wanted to say that you all are a blessed crew here. I am thankful for this place, and for all of you.

Cheers!

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at November 14, 2009 05:05 AM (E83Qt)

839 Some good ideas about an AF-PAK rethink. If Obama's gonna dither, he oughta dither on this:
http://www.usni.org/magazines/proceedings/story.asp?STORY_ID=2070

Posted by: DeWayne at November 14, 2009 05:24 AM (1SZoS)

840

They just adore King Barry with all his intellectual hipness. Hope they remember that while they're digging the next batch of missing relatives and friends from the next pile of smoking rubble.

They still have those two holes in the ground that was the WTC. They can just throw them in there. The holes aren't being used for anything, right?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 14, 2009 05:34 AM (Z8UW7)

841 They still have those two holes in the ground that was the WTC. They can just throw them in there. The holes aren't being used for anything, right?

I like how you think and I'd like to take a partnership in your newsletter

Posted by: Nicky Santoro at November 14, 2009 05:42 AM (sYxEE)

842 So what happens if he gets acquitted? Does he get to just walk out the front door of the courthouse and go on his merry way? Maybe take a stroll over to Ground Zero to admire his handiwork?

Its an obvious understatement, but what a disgusting and dangerous administration. The whole lot of them.

Posted by: Shannon at November 14, 2009 05:51 AM (niZOC)

843

842 So what happens if he gets acquitted? Does he get to just walk out the front door of the courthouse and go on his merry way? Maybe take a stroll over to Ground Zero to admire his handiwork?

Yup! You got it. He'll probably demand his US citizenship papers too. After all, he was tried as a citizen.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 14, 2009 06:12 AM (Z8UW7)

844 morning, football fans

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Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 14, 2009 06:32 AM (Z8UW7)

846 Morning, Lucy.

Iamnotanalcoholic 843 - That can't be right that he would simply be released, or can it? Phu is right. Hell is coming.

Posted by: Shannon at November 14, 2009 06:40 AM (niZOC)

847 That Star Wars video has to be one of the most dull things I have ever watched. It's like a school VD film made by a gelded accountant on Valium.

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849 Iamnotanalcoholic - hey me neither! I prefer the term Drunkard, or Drunken-Canadian. Wait that would be redundant. Well, at least for those allowed to drink. Shmamina shmamina on that. I gots my buzz grooving now. Some old school shit on the playlist. Kid Frost. Lil Rob and April Wine to come.

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at November 14, 2009 07:00 AM (E83Qt)

850 Per Jake Tapper's blog Political Punch for 06.09 on abc.com, he and Major Garrett asked Gibbs about it. Gibbs said he won't engage in hypotheticals and said 'it would be discussed should it ever come to fruition".

Well that's just brilliant.

Posted by: Shannon at November 14, 2009 07:01 AM (niZOC)

851

Iamnotanalcoholic 843 - That can't be right that he would simply be released, or can it? Phu is right. Hell is coming.

Just thinking about it. It might be a good idea. You know, lots of publicity as the date, the time of day and place he'll be released. There's probably many Americans that would love to know all that info. Just to give him a little of the ole' Americana.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 14, 2009 07:01 AM (Z8UW7)

852 850 Per Jake Tapper's blog Political Punch for 06.09 on abc.com, he and Major Garrett asked Gibbs about it. Gibbs said he won't engage in hypotheticals and said 'it would be discussed should it ever come to fruition".

Well that's just brilliant. Gibbs is such an inspiration for liberals to just kill themselves.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 14, 2009 07:10 AM (Z8UW7)

853

Hey, I netted $25 at poker tonite AND I quit while I was ahead.

Posted by: gp at November 14, 2009 07:14 AM (qtl7U)

854

Hey, I netted $25 at poker tonite AND I quit while I was ahead.

You need to celebrate and spend all your winnings on a pack of cigarettes.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 14, 2009 07:18 AM (Z8UW7)

855 Buy a girl a drink? I'll let you kick my football ;-)

Posted by: Lucy Van Pelt, naughty girl at November 14, 2009 07:21 AM (4Kl5M)

856

Hey, I netted $25 at poker tonite AND I quit while I was ahead.

Actually, you won only $10.

Posted by: IRS at November 14, 2009 07:23 AM (Z8UW7)

857 @855: Only if you let me Hail your Mary, Honey.

Posted by: Mr. Fishfinger at November 14, 2009 07:51 AM (QECjC)

858 Was it only a coincidence that all-American McDonald's has seen some of its strongest sales in foreign countries where individual freedoms have traditionally been in short supply? That question appeared in an essay I wrote called "Would Jesus Eat at McDonald's?" A rejoinder to the professor's anti-McDonald's essay, it noted that some at the seminary and parent Presbyterian Church (USA) have in recent years unfairly Condemned Israel and rallied behind the Palestinian "cause." It's all part of a peculiar postmodern and post-Soviet worldview that has become increasingly popular over the past twenty years in many colleges and seminaries. It's a hybrid of Christianity, Marxism, and Edward Said.

From AT article. By the way, Jesus would eat at McDonald's, and he thinks you are a jerk(lefties).

Posted by: I'm Out at November 14, 2009 07:58 AM (eA3tl)

859 Darn sockpuppet.

Anyway,

Getting back to that Japanese girl's yummylicious ass...

So you're saying that thing is actually detachable, when she rolls off that g-string?

How do you care for it? Do you have to keep it watered and fed?

Where do I mail my self-addressed envelope???

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 08:02 AM (QECjC)

860
DeWayne,

I like the quote

"It ain't the things you don't know what gets you in deep trouble; it's the things you knows for sure what ain't so."

from the article you linked to.

Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2009 08:12 AM (eA3tl)

861 Reagan said that, right Stevo?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 08:15 AM (QECjC)

862
Yes, it's real.

President Obama Meets With Tax-Evading Alien

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2009 08:16 AM (HylJ6)

863 Any pre-conditions?

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 14, 2009 08:22 AM (a/B2/)

864 Obama met with Soros? When?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 14, 2009 08:25 AM (QECjC)

865
Coolness,

The 19th-century humorist Josh Billings wrote it according to the article. Reminds me of Mark Twain. Reagan and Them where contemporaries so maybe he did use some of their mat'l.

Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2009 08:34 AM (eA3tl)

866 I'll put and end to all this crap.

Posted by: Hugh Jasteroid at November 14, 2009 08:44 AM (lD4DZ)

867

It was morning in Japan, and President for Life Barack Obama bowed reverently to Emperor Akihito to show America's deference to the superiority of Japan, and in apology for the atomic bombings and especially for the actions of those criminal Army Air Corp pilots who flew the Enola Gay.

Posted by: Fish at November 14, 2009 09:02 AM (6mfq0)

868 What category is Ace in for the webblog awards? I cannot find him in the nominations.

Posted by: Thewindsareblowing at November 14, 2009 09:02 AM (9oO1p)

869

What category is Ace in for the webblog awards? I cannot find him in the nominations.

Posted by: Thewindsareblowing at November 14, 2009 09:02 AM (9oO1p)

Lesbian pr0n.

Posted by: Tinian at November 14, 2009 09:10 AM (7+pP9)

870
I know it's now Saturday, but..
The seals on the back of a dollar bill include 13 steps on the pyramid, 13 stars above the eagle’s head, 13 war arrows in the eagle’s claw and 13 leaves on the olive branch. So far there’s been no evidence tying these long-ago design decisions to the present economic situation.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 09:23 AM (rYWEB)

871 So was the dollar worth more yesterday?

Posted by: HH at November 14, 2009 09:28 AM (+jvXp)

872 It was morning in Japan, and President for Life Barack Obama bowed reverently to Emperor Akihito to show America's deference to the superiority of Japan,

Well, at least this proves he's not a Muslim, mirite?

Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 14, 2009 09:31 AM (+gX1+)

873
With Prezident Toonces in Asia, probably.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 09:31 AM (rYWEB)

874
Woodrow Wilson considered 13 his lucky number, though his experience didn’t support such faith. He arrived in Normandy, France on Friday, Dec. 13, 1918, for peace talks, only to return with a treaty he couldn’t get Congress to sign. (The ship’s crew wanted to dock the next day due to superstitions.) He toured the United States to rally support for the treaty, and while traveling, suffered a near-fatal stroke.
President Franklin D. Roosevelt would not travel on the 13th day of any month and would never host 13 guests at a meal. Napoleon and Herbert Hoover were also triskaidekaphobic.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 09:36 AM (rYWEB)

875 Bowing reverently to teh emperor makes Obama a shinto. Or a shithead. Or a sith.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 14, 2009 09:38 AM (DPM1U)

876 It was morning in Japan, and President for Life Barack Obama bowed reverently to Emperor Akihito to show America's deference to the superiority of Japan, and in apology for the atomic bombings and especially for the actions of those criminal Army Air Corp pilots who flew the Enola Gay.

I knew we would win.

Posted by: last holdout Japanese soldier living in the jungle at November 14, 2009 09:40 AM (4Kl5M)

877
A Shithead. Has a nice tone that rolls. I like that.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 14, 2009 09:51 AM (rYWEB)

878 WTF?

Posted by: Colonel Paul Tibbets at November 14, 2009 09:56 AM (4Kl5M)

879

Gee, sorry we had to win WWII and shit.

I'll make sure we lose all the rest. Depend on it.

Of course, I'm not a traitor or anything...

Posted by: President Shithead at November 14, 2009 09:57 AM (9BuOQ)

880 My great uncles that fought on Guadalcanal would have been less than thrilled.

Posted by: fluffy at November 14, 2009 10:02 AM (4Kl5M)

881 How does my ass taste after all these years, bitches?

Posted by: Hideki Tojo at November 14, 2009 10:10 AM (h/zKr)

882 Slublog

(Hunchback Obama groveling bow with downcast eyes to Japanese royalty)

This deliberate bow to Emperor Akihito is an obvious cover for his unconscious bow to King Abdullah. Both bows are disgraceful. Let’s make the best of a very sorry situation. Would some clever person please photoshop the head of President George W. Bush for Emperor Akihito and distribute it far and wide.

Basilsbest on November 14, 2009 at 10:05 am (HotAir)

Posted by: maverick muse at November 14, 2009 10:10 AM (+CLh/)

883 This will not please the Chinese.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 14, 2009 10:14 AM (h/zKr)

884 What a pussy. Who will he bow before next?

Posted by: In Exile at November 14, 2009 10:17 AM (XeOVh)

885 Herr Morgenholz

Heh.

You caught the Drudge link to the latest from China, no doubt.

Obamao T-shirts, hundreds sold before the government ordered cease and desist on the market.

The Chinese artists and entrepreneurs themselves have equated Obama with Mao, as today Obama leads the Cultural Revolution (wearing US Flag backwards on lapel), Obama even wearing the uniform of the Red Guard.

Posted by: maverick muse at November 14, 2009 10:18 AM (+CLh/)

886 The Chinese artists and entrepreneurs themselves have equated Obama with Mao

Who would think I'd have so much in common with Chinese artists? But I'm serious about this pissing off the Chinese gubmint. Their hatred of the Japanese is no joke, and not without just cause. To give that kind of deference to the son of Hirohito is pure disrespect for the dead of Nanking, et al.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 14, 2009 10:23 AM (h/zKr)

887 IRS. Fuck IRS.

Posted by: E.T. the extraterrestrial at November 14, 2009 10:26 AM (2qU2d)

888 have you kids been up all night again?

Posted by: Jones at November 14, 2009 10:26 AM (JL3qV)

889

Last episodes almost always suck ass.
And speaking about Emily, the last episode of Newhart with innkeeper Bob waking up in bed with Emily of The Bob Newhart Show in the bedroom set was great. A shot at the Dallas dream episode crap; a homage to his former show and a cameo by his wonderful co-star; and praise for his Newhart wife's boobs that he had been "dreaming" about ("You know, Emily, you should wear sweaters more often.") made it perfect.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2009 10:32 AM (2qU2d)

890 Due to his bowing to a leader of Japan... Let me just say that if Obama doesn't bow to Lee Myung Bak when he takes a stroll through Korea... Koreans are going to be pissed.

Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 14, 2009 10:34 AM (+gX1+)

891 Fuck IRS.

In America, IRS fuck you.

Posted by: government bureaucracy, law unto itself at November 14, 2009 10:34 AM (4Kl5M)

892

The only thing I've seen about Shithead in Japan so far was this morning while having breakfast showing a brief outtake of his speech where he did nothing but, oddly enough, talk about himself and how great he was for he, himself having personal connections himself personally had to Asia and Asians.

Me! Me! Me! Me!

What an asshole.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2009 10:37 AM (2qU2d)

893 I speak Japanese! Put me in charge of the money!

Posted by: Timmy Geithner at November 14, 2009 10:43 AM (4Kl5M)

894 Beunos dias morons.

Immigration reform, coming to a town near you.

Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 14, 2009 10:43 AM (EL+OC)

895 I speak Japanese! Put me in charge of the money!

Posted by: Timmy Geithner at November 14, 2009 10:43 AM (4Kl5M)

At the rate you clowns are going, better learn Chineese, Timmy!

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2009 11:01 AM (V9SYy)

896
Buenas dias Mr. Pissed:

Tacos and burritos for everyone. Also, Aid for Dependent Children, Earned Income Tax Credit, housing allowance, state sponsored welfare, free medical care, and a very large 10-inch dildo to stick up the asses of America's taxpayers who fund these criminal illegals under the liberal banner of tolerance and diversity.

Well Mr. Pissed, fuck the beaners.

Posted by: Fish at November 14, 2009 11:06 AM (6mfq0)

897

What exactly is wrong with bowing to your betters ?

Posted by: Bowrack Obowma at November 14, 2009 11:06 AM (AoS9J)

898

NYPD Blue? Sipowitz(sp) becomes a lieutenant? Never happen, he made too many enemies in the bureaucracy.

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