Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Welcome to Thursday all M&Ms. So close and yet so far from the weekend.

Amazing Time Lapse Videos
Done by Tom at Timescapes. You can see a making-of video here.

Letting Your Children Wear Camouflage is Bad Parenting?
Frankly I'd be more concerned about bad fashion/redneck connotations than an image of violence.

Maybe it's me, but I would no sooner dress my essence-of-innocence son as a soldier than I would dress my daughter, if I had one, as a hooker (whoops – seems some moms are doing that, too). Not to equate heroic work with sleazy endeavors – it's the frank adultness of each that makes me shiver.

Uh huh, sure. She's not equating soldiers and hookers at all. It was just pure random chance that she happened to use those particular examples in the same sentence.

Drunken Argument: Lady Gaga Versus Amy Winehouse in a Fight
Well Lady Gaga has sobriety and testosterone on her side, but Amy has teh crackhead crazy going on so I give her the slight edge.

So Who Drinks Energy Drinks?

World's Smallest Pregnant Woman Now Basketball-shaped

Tonight's post brought to you by Zardoz:

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Comments

1 BACONS

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 12, 2009 09:45 PM (erIg9)

2 more bacons?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 12, 2009 09:48 PM (erIg9)

3 Thank you, Maet, for searing my brain with that image. I will now commence with the brain bleaching.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 09:49 PM (GZnia)

4 'sup homiez

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 09:49 PM (hCQG5)

5 Ok, fess up. How many of you guys have a Zardoz outfit in the closet?

Posted by: eman at November 12, 2009 09:49 PM (jJ2r1)

6 Wow, Zardoz. Sean Connery wanted to distance himself from James Bond, reportedly. And how!

THE PENIS IS EVIL!

Posted by: nibbles the shark at November 12, 2009 09:49 PM (VX93m)

7 I don't like energy drinks. I think they taste nasty, esp Red Bull and Monster.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 09:50 PM (GZnia)

8 Ahoy polloi.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 12, 2009 09:50 PM (5PVfa)

9 alexthechick might like the boots.

Posted by: eman at November 12, 2009 09:50 PM (jJ2r1)

uggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!! i am getting my ass kicked in rio

mc2, its worth the 60 bucks, just for the airport scene in stage 3, i recommend you save your grenades for the cops

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2009 09:50 PM (VHDpr)

So, if the CSM doesn't like the idea of dressing your kids in camo I bet they'd faint at the sight of this: http://tinyurl.com/yh4qhzy

Or how about the 10 year old who attends our Church who likely has at least a half-dozen deer to his credit already.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 09:51 PM (WMXl8)

12 i thought the zardoz outfit was what we were supposed to wear to the moron convention

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2009 09:51 PM (VHDpr)

13 THE PENIS IS EVIL!

THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS THAT MAKE LIFE!

THE GUN IS GOOD! THE GUN SHOOTS SEEDS THAT MAKE DEATH!

[Belches assault rifles]

Posted by: ZARDOZ at November 12, 2009 09:51 PM (VX93m)

14 reading the 'Pelosi sez Very fair' thread... and thinking if everybody is going to get jailed, might as well start Organizing. What to call ourselves? The Moron Overlordz? Spadean Nations?

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 09:53 PM (hCQG5)

15 13 um, got to up the meds yah, just saying

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2009 09:53 PM (VHDpr)

I dunno who Zardoz is but he kinda looks like Sean Connery.

Okay I have stared at that picture for entirely too long. Must go induce vomitting. I shall return.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 09:53 PM (lQN2o)

17 Evening M&Ms

Someone mentioned "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" a week or 2 ago. I'm reading that now and all I've got to say is meh so far.

Posted by: HeatherS at November 12, 2009 09:54 PM (g3lRW)

18 I've heard of Zardoz before, but I didn't know that it would be that bad! Why, Sean, why!??!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 12, 2009 09:54 PM (otlXg)

19 Connery kind of looks like Tommy Chong. Or Burt Reynolds.

No one should ever wear a Speedo with suspenders. It is a crime against God and nature.

I need something to cleanse my brain. Could someone post link to a kitteh? My order is for an absolutely freaking cute one. If possible.

Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2009 09:55 PM (OKZrE)

20 uh, that camo-wearing thinger is just too precious. Its just like the 60-70s when it was all about giving dolls to boys rather than toy guns. I used to whack the doll-boys with a stick.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 09:55 PM (hCQG5)

21 Sean Connery?

That's ME, bitches! Can't you see the plugs?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 12, 2009 09:55 PM (QECjC)

22 that world's smallest woman now pregnant gives me the shivers. Really creepy. She should be featured in a Wes Craven film.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 09:55 PM (K75uU)

23 I just read the smallest woman in the world story and I have to say, I'm kinda creeped out...

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 09:55 PM (GZnia)

24 Oh and if letting your kid wear camo is child abuse, what about all those child soldiers in Africa?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 09:56 PM (GZnia)

25 #10 mc2, its worth the 60 bucks, just for the airport scene in stage 3, i recommend you save your grenades for the cops.

You mean the "no Russian" level? I'm watching a clip of it on YouTube and it's disturbing just watching it.

I'll stick to killing the Army of Olympus with chain-blades and Titan magic, ok?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 12, 2009 09:57 PM (otlXg)

26 11- Is that your kid, Scott?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 09:57 PM (qsdeN)

Click on my name. Type in "Christina Hendricks." Hit "enter."

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 12, 2009 09:57 PM (5PVfa)

22, 23 and yet some wierdo here will sooner or later, i'd h.. i.

(i can't type it)

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2009 09:57 PM (VHDpr)

29 Brian Dennehy was masterful as the flying stone head.

Posted by: toby928 at November 12, 2009 09:58 PM (PD1tk)

30 mc2?

Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2009 09:58 PM (xCBQ4)

22, 23 and yet some wierdo here will sooner or later, i'd h.. i.

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2009 09:57 PM (VHDpr)

And by weirdo you mean Ace.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 09:58 PM (YX6i/)

32 >>>THE PENIS IS EVIL! Posted by: nibbles the shark!

Do You Know?
I, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

I am willing to work any shift.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Posted by: The Penis at November 12, 2009 09:59 PM (rYWEB)

33 Hmm, hubby is an inch taller than me but Preggers is under three feet?

That shit just ain't right.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 12, 2009 09:59 PM (QECjC)

34 Hey....how many RINOs does it take to change a light bulb? Don't think for a moment I have a punchline. I'm all fkd up on NRG drinkers

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 09:59 PM (hCQG5)

Watching "Demolition Man" on AMC. The society depicted in that movie is seeming less and less like fiction these days.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 09:59 PM (WMXl8)

25 that's the one, i'm amazed there isn't a public outcry over it yet

i was nice, didn't shoot anyone (yeah right, almost ran out of ammo)

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2009 09:59 PM (VHDpr)

37 yet some wierdo here will sooner or later, i'd h.. i.

And I was just wondering what kind of guy sees that and thinks that's attractive. I guess she has a great personality or something.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:00 PM (GZnia)

38 Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated work area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you have been constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

Posted by: The Management at November 12, 2009 10:00 PM (rYWEB)

39 Damn sockpuppet...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 10:00 PM (QECjC)

mc2

call of duty modern warfare 2

its disturbing to some

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2009 10:01 PM (VHDpr)

And I was just wondering what kind of guy sees that and thinks that's attractive. I guess she has a great personality or something.

as sad as it sounds, i know a guy or two from back in the day who would be like 'hmmmmm, maybe'

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2009 10:02 PM (VHDpr)

42 26, yes. That's my first born.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 10:02 PM (WMXl8)

43 #38 is killing me! So funny.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:02 PM (qsdeN)

44 I thought it was just the Onion parody. Do I get to call fire? or is all snipers and CQB stuff.

Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2009 10:03 PM (xCBQ4)

45 Sassy, how far are you in the Office? Tonight's episode was hilarious and I wish we could talk about it!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:03 PM (GZnia)

46 42- Scott, he is SO adorable. Cute pic.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:03 PM (qsdeN)

47 Any of you live in the Tidewater or where this Noreaster is hammering

Posted by: Secret Asian Man at November 12, 2009 10:04 PM (QOE7k)

48 Okay, that Zardoz picture just forever poisoned my positive feelings towards Sean Connery.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 10:04 PM (zmiSr)

49 can I get a cliffnote's take on the hmmm update? I don't have the wherewithal to sift through a combined 1,000 comments.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:05 PM (lQN2o)

so far i'm in level 4 getting torn up in rio

mainly cqb but rio is outside so shooting everywhere

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2009 10:05 PM (VHDpr)

51 #36 that's the one, i'm amazed there isn't a public outcry over it yet i was nice, didn't shoot anyone (yeah right, almost ran out of ammo).

Me too. There were the typical "ignorant, nationalistic Americans" comments on there, but I haven't heard of any backlash.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 12, 2009 10:05 PM (otlXg)

52 omg - penis and the management - you had me howling with laughter!!!

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:06 PM (K75uU)

53 I always thought Sean Connery was attractive, especially as an older gent, but that...that just sears my eyes.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:06 PM (GZnia)

54 Looks like energy drinks have the douchebag market all wrapped up.

*looks at clock*

Is it friday yet? I've been sober far too long, it feels....odd.

Posted by: koopy at November 12, 2009 10:06 PM (+ckmu)

Rum-did you watch it?

(I won't give anything away--but it was awkward--almost as bad as the dinner party! I miss Hunter! Hey, where the hell is Jan?? She had "Astird" and then just sort of fell out of the picture. Did they ever resolve that character??)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:06 PM (lQN2o)

56 Also, while it might look 'odd', I', okay with 'the smallest pregnant woman in the world' giving birth. Some of the comments left below the article are just cruel.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 10:06 PM (zmiSr)

49 here's the readers digest version

vegas

guys wear thongs and ties

gals wear bacon underwear and stompy boots

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2009 10:07 PM (VHDpr)

58 "Penis and the Management" would make an interesting band name ...

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:07 PM (qsdeN)

59 Zardoz... my eyes! my eyes!
Damned you Maetenloch!! _{shakes tiny fist of fury}

Posted by: Y-not at November 12, 2009 10:07 PM (sey23)

60 @38 Management: sounds like Penis is a real prick.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 10:07 PM (QECjC)

61 Hey Rum - I didn't get farther than "Blood Work". They haven't had the next disk in Blockbuster for days now. Really miffed.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:07 PM (K75uU)

46, thanks. I posted this a few nights ago but you might not have been here. A recent pic of both of my kids (and my fatass): http://tinyurl.com/yf4h9mg

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 10:08 PM (WMXl8)

63 Lacey - youre telling me that Hunter comes back???Wait - maybe I don't want to know this.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:08 PM (K75uU)

64 gals wear bacon ~~underwear~~ bikinis and stompy boots

FTFY

lacey, I did watch tonight. I think that was the funniest Office episode of the season.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:09 PM (GZnia)

65 Scott, that is great - my 5 1/2 yo son has one of the orange Henry's up at grandpa's and has already culled his first squirrel with it. We cooked up a chicken thigh with some rosemary and he thinks he ate it for dinner that night.

Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2009 10:09 PM (xCBQ4)

time lapse vid? beautiful

energy drink? Zero Carb Rockstar

Zardoz? for posting that, I hate you with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 10:09 PM (JL3qV)

67 Sassy, you need Netflix! Then you don't have to wait for Blockbuster to have it in stock.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:10 PM (GZnia)

68 there is a band called My Penis. I know the guys who set it up, and they're... surprise. Douchebags. They thought it'd be cool b/c they could say 'my penis rocks' and shit like that. Dumb as hammers.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 10:10 PM (hCQG5)

69 Cool time lapse. You could almost feel Spaceship Earth turning.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 12, 2009 10:10 PM (dQdrY)

70 Of a thousand suns...Always a thousand. Never just 100.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:10 PM (K75uU)

71 can I get a cliffnote's take on the hmmm update? I don't have the wherewithal to sift through a combined 1,000 comments.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:05 PM (lQN2o)

Ace: It's Vegas, assholes, so all you dipshits from Texas just shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 10:11 PM (YX6i/)

72 The 30 pack of Miller High Life in my fridge is in camo cans.

I can hear them calling.......

^{_{drink us koopy, drink us}}

Posted by: koopy at November 12, 2009 10:11 PM (+ckmu)

73 67 - I know, but I'm lazy. What can I say? Blockbuster is right in the downtown area (the downtown is like two blocks), and so it's easy to pop in after doing some grocery shopping.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:11 PM (K75uU)

74

I'll take hairy gay obscure sci-fi heroes for $1000 Alex

Posted by: Sean Connery at November 12, 2009 10:12 PM (+FzLa)

75 Scott's a good dad b/c he rolls around w/ the kids like that.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 10:12 PM (hCQG5)

76 can I get a cliffnote's take on the hmmm update? I don't have the wherewithal to sift through a combined 1,000 comments.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:05 PM (lQN2o)

it's probably Vegas

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 10:12 PM (JL3qV)

For the love of all that is holy, quick moronettes, we need a man hunk picture to wipe that image out of our heads. Here, let me start with some yummy David Tennant, and ya gotta love his t-shirt!

http://tinyurl.com/ofwv5p

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:13 PM (RZ8pf)

78 Of a thousand suns...Always a thousand. Never just 100.

A hundred just doesn't seem intense enough.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:13 PM (GZnia)

79 New Orleans is still a good possibility at this point. I don't think we should discount it.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:13 PM (K75uU)

Ace: It's Vegas, assholes, so all you dipshits from Texas just shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 10:11 PM (YX6i/)

Okay that's actually a bit of a turn-on! A decisive executive decision and salty language. Big Meg Ryan yeeeeeeeeesssssssssss! yes yes yes!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:14 PM (lQN2o)

81 Zardoz is teh ghey.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 10:14 PM (nxUYP)

82 49 can I get a cliffnote's take on the hmmm update? I don't have the wherewithal to sift through a combined 1,000 comments. Posted by: laceyunderalls

Sure. I'll get a couple of connecting suites at The Venetian if it's in LV for an ONT after party ..every night during the convention. Booze on me too.

If it's in N.O. it will be at the Marriott near the Dome.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 10:14 PM (rYWEB)

83 62-Aw, Scott ... you have such a cute family.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:14 PM (qsdeN)

84 A hundred just doesn't seem intense enough.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:13 PM (GZnia)

Parking lot. 3:30 sharp! Be there or be square.

Posted by: 100 Suns worth at November 12, 2009 10:14 PM (YX6i/)

85 77 I want one!
...and he's almost done with Doctor Who, too. Makes me sad.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 10:15 PM (zmiSr)

86 PGIS - I'm sorry but that photo of the guy you posted just isn't doing it for me. He's too effeminate looking.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:15 PM (K75uU)

65, A few months before that pic was taken my wife's dad asked if I was going to let him have guns someday.

I said "of course, so long as he proves himself responsible enough".

We visited a little while later and he shows me a beautiful Springfield Armory 1911 he intends to will to my son. I suggest that I could hold it for him for a few yeas. No dice.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 10:15 PM (WMXl8)

88 lacey, I did watch tonight. I think that was the funniest Office episode of the season.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:09 PM (GZnia)

Erin & Andy are shades of two other people in the office dontcha think?? (trying to talk in code as not to spoil it!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:15 PM (lQN2o)

>Sure. I'll get a couple of connecting suites at The Venetian if it's in LV for an ONT after party ..every night during the convention. Booze on me too.

Ah- the Ace Of Spades Hospitality Suite And Activity Pit

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 10:16 PM (JL3qV)

90 Sure. I'll get a couple of connecting suites at The Venetian if it's in LV for an ONT after party ..every night during the convention. Booze on me too.

If it's in N.O. it will be at the Marriott near the Dome.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 10:14 PM (rYWEB)

You better not be shittin' us!

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 10:17 PM (YX6i/)

91 o see i just kept reading space marines into that 1000 Sons crap

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 10:17 PM (hCQG5)

92 Damn, starting tomorrow I have to work 18 days with only 1 day off. Ace will be serving me with a Restraining order what with all the lurking I plan on doing.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 10:17 PM (nxUYP)

93 Everything about this thread is just wrong. If you people vote Vegas, conservatism is dead.

Posted by: mghorning at November 12, 2009 10:17 PM (asBpu)

94 PGIS - I'm sorry but that photo of the guy you posted just isn't doing it for me. He's too effeminate looking.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:15 PM (K75uU)

But he's just perfect for Amanda Marco....I mean miss '80's Baby.

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 10:17 PM (+FzLa)

95 SiM - that would be teh awesome - to have an ONT after-party at this moron convention. How fun would that be??? I love The Venetian too. Stay there every time. But this trip -- if it's in Vegas, I'll probably do The Encore.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:17 PM (K75uU)

96 Erin & Andy are shades of two other people in the office dontcha think?

Lol, a little. More awkward, though, but that makes it even funnier. This episodes conference room meeting has to be one of the funniest ever, though.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:17 PM (GZnia)

Fine Sassypants, Adam Baldwin with a weapon for you:

http://tinyurl.com/yjbth34

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:18 PM (RZ8pf)

98 Palate cleanser for the moronettes: http://tinyurl.com/ykhfdnr

Posted by: Y-not at November 12, 2009 10:18 PM (sey23)

99 SiM and I don't think we should let in to the ONT after party anybody who has ever whined about us on one of the daily threads.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:19 PM (RZ8pf)

100 93 - Obama doesn't want people to have conventions in Vegas, plus Reid thinks we're smelly. So Vegas it must be.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 10:19 PM (hCQG5)

101 6
THE PENIS IS EVIL MIGHTIER!

--

Fixed that.

Posted by: Herr Blücher at November 12, 2009 10:19 PM (sz37A)

102 I'll get a couple of connecting suites at The Venetian if it's in LV for an ONT after party ..every night during the convention. Booze on me too.

That sounds like so much fun! I won't be drinking (because I'm not a drinker) but I can mix stuff and set certain drinks on fire!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:19 PM (GZnia)

103 Tonight's post brought to you by Zardoz:

First, I'd start with his boots, then his legs, then slowly work my way up to the rest of his beautiful body. Ohhhh baby, I love 70's nostalgic bathhouse chic!

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 12, 2009 10:20 PM (nxUYP)

104 Herr Blucher reads Cerebus, maybe

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 10:20 PM (hCQG5)

105

75, thanks but it has its downside. Like tonight when my daughter decided to bounce on my full from dinner stomach like it was a trampoline.

And thanks, GT.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 10:20 PM (WMXl8)

106 Mmmm, Adam Baldwin. *drool*

I didn't know Ron Reagan looked so hot when he was young. Damn!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:20 PM (GZnia)

107 SiM and I don't think we should let in to the ONT after party anybody who has ever whined about us on one of the daily threads.

I agree. How do we keep them out?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:20 PM (GZnia)

108

Well, David Tennant may be skinny, but I think he's hot. And if Katya were here she'd totally back me up.

He's got that nerd/geek thing going with the glasses in Doctor Who, plus the accent. Mmmm, dreamy.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:21 PM (RZ8pf)

109
Here ya' go girls. This should erase that horrid image away from your minds eye. Don't say Blazer never did nothin' for ya'.

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 10:21 PM (+FzLa)

110 105 - kids think projectile vomit is Teh Awesome. They'd ask you to do it again and again

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 10:21 PM (hCQG5)

111 I agree. How do we keep them out?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:20 PM (GZnia)

Zardoz.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 10:22 PM (YX6i/)

112 PGIS - I'm sorry - this Alec Baldwin person is just not attractive IMO. Give me someone like Richard Gere or that Latin actor, Jimmy Smitts. Those men are hot and they're masculine.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:22 PM (K75uU)

113

I agree. How do we keep them out?

We should have a secret ONT password. Like wheelbarrow <grin>

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:22 PM (RZ8pf)

114 Lol, a little. More awkward, though, but that makes it even funnier. This episodes conference room meeting has to be one of the funniest ever, though.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:17 PM (GZnia)

Oh def but that's what makes it so great--she's kind of a weirdo. Best conference room scene for me: diversity day from the 2nd episode of season one. Shalom. I enjoy depositing my money in your bank.

Oh and I'l throw out a pic that's slightly topical to this post (he won't be for everyone I realize):

http://tiny.cc/XfxAb

I'm not into muscles so to me he's got the best body type

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:23 PM (lQN2o)

115 . Give me someone like Richard Gere

Wait your turn damnit!

Posted by: Gerbils at November 12, 2009 10:23 PM (nxUYP)

116 Or Tweetsbarrow

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 10:23 PM (YX6i/)

117

In the tradition of last night, Blazer, kindy get bent for that pic.

Oh and ScottJ, cute, cute, cute! That should be your holiday card!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:24 PM (lQN2o)

118 evening, Morons

Posted by: fluffy, hysterically blind at November 12, 2009 10:24 PM (SwkdU)

119 109- Blazer, what the hell?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:24 PM (qsdeN)

120 That Krasinski fellow is good looking, to be sure, but still, a tad on the effeminate side as well.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:25 PM (K75uU)

121 PGiS,

Heehee. I likey!

Or "intensity of a thousand suns." (Not 100!)

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:25 PM (GZnia)

122

Sassypants, that's Adam Baldwin, not Alec, totally different creatures. OK, try Shirtless Men World, surely one of these guys meets your criteria:

http://tinyurl.com/ykc9vay

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:26 PM (RZ8pf)

123 deze grrls r ruining teh ONT by posting pix of GUYS!!! u cut that out!!!

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 10:26 PM (hCQG5)

124 All,

Do note that the 2'-4" woman's husband is 5'-9".

Posted by: G$ at November 12, 2009 10:26 PM (nxYGK)

125 Sassy, how about my honey, Dwayne Johnson? http://tinyurl.com/yatofar

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:26 PM (GZnia)

126 Another one for the moronettes

http://tinyurl.com/ywg9cl

Posted by: koopy at November 12, 2009 10:26 PM (+ckmu)

127 Are the British the ugliest people on Earth? A new website thinks it's bloody likely.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 12, 2009 10:27 PM (N08Gr)

128
>>You better not be shittin' us!
I have never done such a thing..why should I start now?

Sassypants, The Venetian is central on the strip. Take the "Duece" if your in heels.

PGiS:Teh Winer had wined on the latest thread! Did you see it??

Besides.. It's the least I can do for you morons! Host a party..EZ!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 10:27 PM (rYWEB)

129 That sounds like so much fun! I won't be drinking (because I'm not a drinker) but I can mix stuff and set certain drinks on fire!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:19 PM (GZnia)

Wait, what?? Rum is not into rum??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:27 PM (lQN2o)

130 Blazer, did that blue paint sting as you were painting it on your whoo-haw?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:28 PM (RZ8pf)

131 119 109- Blazer, what the hell?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:24 PM (qsdeN)

I agree...Not Right!!

Posted by: HeatherS at November 12, 2009 10:28 PM (g3lRW)

132 Wait, what?? Rum is not into rum??

It's like the ultimate irony, isn't it?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:29 PM (GZnia)

133
109- Blazer, what the hell?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:24 PM (qsdeN)

Oh, did I say erase ? I meant replace. my bad.

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 10:30 PM (+FzLa)

134 PGIS - I'm so sorry - I realize I'm being extra picky, but the shirtless men are too muscular and that kind of skeeves me out.

And Rum - The Rock? No thanks. Again, it's too much about the muscles with him.

For me, more often than not, a really hot Latin guy is the key. Without too many muscles. And not girly-looking either. Which is why I always point to Jimmy Smitts.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:30 PM (K75uU)

135 now THIS guy is a handsome mf

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 10:31 PM (JL3qV)

136 122- There's a shirtless men world?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:32 PM (qsdeN)

137 Blazer, did that blue paint sting as you were painting it on your whoo-haw?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:28 PM (RZ8pf)

Not as much as the neon-green has stung the She-Hawks

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 10:32 PM (+FzLa)

138 Ladies, I'm going to put my man-card on the line here. But if you are going to talk about famous good-looking men, might I suggest the Aussie Joo hater himself; Mel Gibson. Now can we start talking about famous hot ladies so I can get my card back?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 10:32 PM (nxUYP)

139 Sassypants, The Venetian is central on the strip. Take the "Duece" if your in heels.

SiM - what is the "Duece"?? And yes, I try to always wear heels because, as you know, I'm only 5' 2".

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:32 PM (K75uU)

140 133- My eyes hate me now.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:33 PM (qsdeN)

141 How about this guy?
http://tinyurl.com/ye35vo6
http://tinyurl.com/ydgtgub

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 10:33 PM (zmiSr)

142

PGiS:Teh Winer had wined on the latest thread! Did you see it??

Missed, it, which thread?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:33 PM (RZ8pf)

143 138- Mel Gibson was once hot, but the smoking has taken its toll on his appearance.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:34 PM (qsdeN)

144

The Ultimate

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:35 PM (lQN2o)

145

122- There's a shirtless men world?

Apparently. Devoted to getting more men to go shirtless. I've never noticed men have a problem with that however...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:35 PM (RZ8pf)

146 Yeah, I completely agree, GT. Mel Gibson had his long moment in the sun. He's not handsome anymore. Anyway, I'm sure you're all aware that he impregnated a Russian actress and she just had his child last month. They're living together I think.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:36 PM (K75uU)

147 Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:34 PM (qsdeN)

Johnny Depp smokes.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 10:36 PM (nxUYP)

148 141 How about this guy?
http://tinyurl.com/ye35vo6
http://tinyurl.com/ydgtgub

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 10:33 PM (zmiSr)

yes and yes. not because he's all that cute--he is, don't get me wrong. but he has a wicked sense of humor on that show.

denozo +1

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:37 PM (lQN2o)

149 80sbaby, who is that guy? What show is that?

I think Johnny Depp looks pretty effeminate. I don't think he's cute, but his acting is just above and beyond most actors.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:38 PM (GZnia)

150 A 2009 Mustang GT convertible is smoking hot!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 10:38 PM (nxUYP)

151

Sassy, I've got it this time! David Boreanz (sp?):

http://tinyurl.com/y9szzxa

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:38 PM (RZ8pf)

152 Moronettes: former Navy SEAL Cade Courtley

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:38 PM (qsdeN)

153 i agree with Rum about Depp. Not handsome in my opinion, but a wonderful actor.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:38 PM (K75uU)

154 PGiS,

I used to think David Boreanez was real hottie, esp on Buffy. Then I learned he's a PETA guy so no more for me. Sadsies.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:39 PM (GZnia)

155 Mmmm, Lacey Donald Draper is just delicious!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:39 PM (RZ8pf)

156 147- I don't care for Johnny Depp either. Too pretty.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:39 PM (qsdeN)

157
PGiS..Top Ten Cities for the Tentative Moronstock Conference thread.

Sassypants.. The "Duece" is that cheap bus that goes from Mandalay Bay to Downtown like every 5 minutes. An all day pass is like.. $2.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 10:39 PM (rYWEB)

158
Okay, if I had to put my man-card at risk here, here's who I'd put it at risk for.

tinyurl.com/yldhmqg

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 10:40 PM (+FzLa)

159 PGIS - that was much, much closer to the type of guy I like to look at. But if you could tone down those muscles on him just a tad and grow his hair longer, then - as the men say on the ONT - I'd hit it.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:40 PM (K75uU)

160 What is it about a man in a Navy uniform that is just so damn hot?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:40 PM (RZ8pf)

161 A 2009 Mustang GT convertible is smoking hot!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:40 PM (qsdeN)

162

but his name is cade ;(

(yes, this is why I'm still single. that guy and I bitch about his name. fml.)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:41 PM (lQN2o)

163 152-Nice. Is he still doing that how to survive show?

Posted by: HeatherS at November 12, 2009 10:41 PM (g3lRW)

164 149 [...] who is that guy? What show is that?
Michael Weatherly from Dark Angel and NCIS

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 10:41 PM (zmiSr)

165

The moronettes are taking over.

So, morons, was Sandra Bullock hotter before or after she made "Forces of Nature"?

IMO, she kind of went downhill after that.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 10:41 PM (WMXl8)

166 Thanks, SiM. I could also take the monorail too, I guess.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:41 PM (K75uU)

167 blazer-linky no worky

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:41 PM (lQN2o)

168 Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:38 PM (K75uU)

Well, I'm not saying Depp is a good looking guy or anything, in fact he's quite the asshole. But he is a very good actor. I guess my point is that why did smoking become such a negative stigma? Have we been indoctrinated so much about the evils of tobacco?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 10:42 PM (nxUYP)

169 156 - elbows too sharp

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 10:42 PM (hCQG5)

170 Sassy, if I could design my own men, I'd be using that power for my own benefit, believe me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:42 PM (RZ8pf)

171 My wife approves of Agent Booth.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 10:42 PM (YX6i/)

172 Have we been indoctrinated so much about the evils of tobacco?

Yep. You should see how smokers are looked upon in LA. It's worse than murder to most people these days.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:43 PM (GZnia)

173 Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 10:41 PM (WMXl

She's slowly starting to fall apart. Still hit it though. (Goes without saying)

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 10:43 PM (nxUYP)

174 Sam - I think you might be referring to someone else on the thread. I said depp was a great actor. I personally don't care whether people smoke or not. I am not a rabid anti smoking person.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:44 PM (K75uU)

175 Sandra Bullock has her moments but she really never did much for me. Plus, she sux as an actress. IMO.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 10:44 PM (hCQG5)

176

Scott I think the Miss Congeniality Sandra Bullock is hot

2 Weeks Notice Sandra Bullock also

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 10:44 PM (JL3qV)

177 163- The last ep of the season was Tuesday. I hope it gets renewed ... not so much for the survival tips, but to feast my eyes some more. I mean he's giving all kinds of life-saving information but all I can think about during that show is how I want to smooch all over him.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:44 PM (qsdeN)

178 Just saw a vid of that lady who had her face and hands ripped off by that chimp, looks pretty bad.

Posted by: koopy at November 12, 2009 10:44 PM (8DaJ6)

179 blazer-linky no worky

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:41 PM (lQN2o)

It worky if you have Firefoxy. Ooh-ooh-aah-aah?

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 10:44 PM (+FzLa)

180

Sandra Bullock has her moments but she really never did much for me. Plus, she sux as an actress. IMO.

she has an graphic sex scene in a movie. it was before she was a star.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:44 PM (bftbi)

181 Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:43 PM (GZnia)

Oh you mean the same people who thought Heroin was chic in the 90's?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 10:45 PM (nxUYP)

182 155 Mmmm, Lacey Donald Draper is just delicious!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:39 PM (RZ8pf)

I'd say HANDS OFF BITCH, HE'S MINE! but who am I kidding. If you're like me, you'd lose any self-respect when it came to that man and say, eh, just make sure you wrap it up. I keed of course. But very few men make me weak-kneed. DD/JH does "it" for me.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:45 PM (lQN2o)

183 I'd also like to toss in Burt Lancaster and Rock Hudson (yes, yes, I know he was teh ghey. He's still hot.)

Rock http://tinyurl.com/yhaq6vp
Burt http://tinyurl.com/yj3yalt

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:45 PM (GZnia)

184 168- Smoking does age a person's skin faster. No offense.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:45 PM (qsdeN)

185 it was called, "Fire on the Amazon"

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:45 PM (bftbi)

186 "Was Jeff Macke The Vision Behind This?"
I know you guys don't like Dylan Ratigan but the video is very entertaining. If the Gramm they are mentioning is LIndsey Gramm...then he blongs in the same place a Boney and Dude....

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2009 10:45 PM (p302b)

187

168- Smoking does age a person's skin faster. No offense.

Do you get your medical information from Seinfeld episodes?

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:46 PM (bftbi)

188 it was called, "Fire on the Amazon"

You read my mind.

Posted by: kefka at November 12, 2009 10:46 PM (n1uMU)

189

she has an graphic sex scene in a movie. it was before she was a star.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:44 PM (bftbi)

Love Potion Number 9?

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 10:47 PM (YX6i/)

190 Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:44 PM (K75uU)

No, not going after anyone. Just, when it was brought up about Gibsons smoking, I was really just curious if folks here follow the trend that smokers are disgusting.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 10:47 PM (nxUYP)

191 It worky if you have Firefoxy. Ooh-ooh-aah-aah?

No, it works for you because the picture was stored in your cache when you viewed it. Empty your cache and you'll get the forbidden thingy too.

Posted by: koopy at November 12, 2009 10:47 PM (8DaJ6)

192 Oh you mean the same people who thought Heroin was chic in the 90's?

Isn't irony fun? I actually liked how in the old movies everyone smoked. It was just the way it was. Audrey Hepburn and her cig holder in Breakfast at Tiffany's poster is classic. Bogey with a cig in his mouth in his flicks. It was cool and sexy. And it never made me want to pick up a cigarette so people are influenced by that, it's their own damn fault. I'm completely against smoking bans. I don't like the smell of cigarette smoke and I've never smoked a day in my life, but I also don't like small fascism.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:48 PM (GZnia)

193

I really can't stand Depp, I gots to be honest there! Dude thinks he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders. Watch him being interviewed. He thinks his name is Johnny Deep.

Yeah, Jetrho--game over. You're from Kentucky--so stop talking like a fucking piece of Eurotrash.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:48 PM (lQN2o)

194 135- Jones, is that you?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:48 PM (qsdeN)

195

she has an graphic sex scene in a movie. it was before she was a star.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:44 PM (bftbi)

Love Potion Number 9?

no fire on the amazon.

go to google. type in "sandra bullock sex scene" it is the first thing that pops up in metacafe.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:48 PM (bftbi)

196 Do you get your medical information from Seinfeld episodes?

NTTAWWT

Posted by: George Costanza at November 12, 2009 10:48 PM (SwkdU)

197 190 - Yeah, I don't care who smokes and who doesn't . I don't believe that smokers are evil. And my mom died of lung cancer so that's saying a lot.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:48 PM (K75uU)

198

no fire on the amazon.

go to google. type in "sandra bullock sex scene" it is the first thing that pops up in metacafe.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:48 PM (bftbi)

Really. Was I that dry?

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 10:49 PM (YX6i/)

199 190- Trend or no trend, I don't care for it. My preference.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:49 PM (qsdeN)

200 And I wouldn't date a smoker because the smell really does permeate EVERYTHING. But it's not my business to dictate what someone can't and can do in their own home and time.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:49 PM (GZnia)

201 177-Thanks. I saw the first episode, but then forgot it was on. Wouldn't mind smooching on him either. (but I don't think the hubby would like it very much)

Posted by: HeatherS at November 12, 2009 10:49 PM (g3lRW)

202 >>Have we been indoctrinated so much about the evils of tobacco? Posted by: Samuel Adams..

Down south, N.O in fact, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it
true they's suin'them cigarette companies fer causin' people to
git cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer
makin'em fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers
an' fries, is true, Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was
gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he
gradiated still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin' What I want to know is, kin I sue
Budweiser fer them ugly women I slept with?

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 10:49 PM (rYWEB)

203 Every time I see an anti-smoking ad on TV I want to run out and buy a carton of cigarettes.

Posted by: kefka at November 12, 2009 10:50 PM (n1uMU)

204 I also never liked Sandra Bullock. Ever.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:50 PM (GZnia)

205

190 - Yeah, I don't care who smokes and who doesn't . I don't believe that smokers are evil. And my mom died of lung cancer so that's saying a lot.

Yeah, my old man has smoked forever. He's probably gonna get lung cancer and it will be a hard painful drawn out death, but he is a free human being free to make his own choices. Free will can be a bitch sometimes.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:50 PM (bftbi)

206 Also this guy: http://tinyurl.com/yhgo8a8
(with Kate Beckinsdale)
and here: http://tinyurl.com/ybrb9wp

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 10:50 PM (zmiSr)

207 GT yes

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 10:51 PM (JL3qV)

208 Every time I see an anti-smoking ad on TV I want to run out and buy a carton of cigarettes.

I HATE those Truth propaganda ads with the intensity of a thousand suns. They whine about tobacco company propaganda while shilling their own.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:51 PM (GZnia)

209

Really. Was I that dry?

no, i just wanted to make sure people saw the clip.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:51 PM (bftbi)

210 201- I think there are one or two eps online at Spike.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:51 PM (qsdeN)

211 That's funny, I'm not a Sandra Bullock fan either. I don't hate her with the hatred of 1,000 white hot suns (to borrow Rum's phrase) the way I do Gwyneth Paltrow, but she's just meh.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:51 PM (K75uU)

212 forgot to add 'i cant believe Im doing this'

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 10:52 PM (JL3qV)

213 Both sets of my grandparents smoked. I think both my grandmothers and one of my grandfathers quit at some point. None of them died of smoking related causes.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:52 PM (GZnia)

214

I also never liked Sandra Bullock. Ever.

check out the sex clip, then get back to me.

Also the movie "The Net" is the most accurate portrayal of how the interenet works.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:52 PM (bftbi)

215 207- Nice!

Moronettes, Jones can be one of our poster boys.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:53 PM (qsdeN)

216 Ben - you never know. Some people smoke all of their lives and they die of something completely unrelated.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:53 PM (K75uU)

217 No, it works for you because the picture was stored in your cache when you viewed it. Empty your cache and you'll get the forbidden thingy too.

Posted by: koopy at November 12, 2009 10:47 PM (8DaJ6)

IE has always been at war with FireFox.

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 10:53 PM (+FzLa)

218 check out the sex clip, then get back to me.

Um, I don't think that'll make me like her, seeing as how I'm a chick and I just don't swing that way.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 10:54 PM (GZnia)

219

That's funny, I'm not a Sandra Bullock fan either. I don't hate her with the hatred of 1,000 white hot suns (to borrow Rum's phrase) the way I do Gwyneth Paltrow, but she's just meh.

Since this is the direction of the conversation..

I don't understand the attraction to Umma Thurman.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:54 PM (bftbi)

220 210-Thanks, again, I'll have to check them out.

Posted by: HeatherS at November 12, 2009 10:54 PM (g3lRW)

221 re Jones @135-I'd hit it

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 10:54 PM (RZ8pf)

222 Smoking takes the randomness out of death.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 10:54 PM (hCQG5)

223 I smoke but am trying to quit. But I'll tell you, it's one very hard habit to kick. And suprisingly, I smoke outdoors most of the time and I HATE secondhand smoke. It just angers me that the special interests are stigmatizing smokers when the very man most of them supported for POTUS smokes! Then, they try to say how great Marijuana is (has good qualities) but the harshness of the smoke on the lungs is much worse than tobacco smoke.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 10:54 PM (nxUYP)

224

check out the sex clip, then get back to me.

Um, I don't think that'll make me like her, seeing as how I'm a chick and I just don't swing that way.

fine, be close minded and prejudgemental. Maybe i was suggesting the clip because it captured her true range as an actor.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:54 PM (bftbi)

225 Moronettes, Jones can be one of our poster boys.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:53 PM (qsdeN)

So, uh, you like the mustache kinda guys? How you doin'?

Posted by: J. Bolton at November 12, 2009 10:54 PM (YX6i/)

226 I don't understand the attraction to Umma Thurman.

I totally agree. I liked her in Kill Bill, but she looks odd.

Posted by: kefka at November 12, 2009 10:55 PM (n1uMU)

227 OK so you're 5 foot 9 inches doing the nasty with Mrs. 2 foot 4 inches...

I mean... How?

Without killing her, anyway.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 10:55 PM (QECjC)

228 Sandra Bullock is a bitch.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 10:55 PM (rYWEB)

229 Uma Thurman. I don't get why guys think she's so attractive. She looks almost manly. Her nose is weird. She has a pretty body and a good head of hair, but that's about it.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 10:55 PM (K75uU)

230 213 Both sets of my grandparents smoked. I think both my grandmothers and one of my grandfathers quit at some point. None of them died of smoking related causes.

My grandma died of emphysema. She spent the last few years of her life bed ridden hooked to an oxygen tank. she still smoked though, i used to turn off her oxygen for her so she wouldn't blow us up when she lit up. The only thing that stopped her was when she started to lose her mental faculties.

Posted by: koopy at November 12, 2009 10:56 PM (8DaJ6)

231 Sandra Bullock is a bitch.

She produced George Lopez's sit-com. She's evil.

Posted by: kefka at November 12, 2009 10:56 PM (n1uMU)

232 Every time I see an anti-smoking ad on TV I want to run out and buy a carton of cigarettes.

Posted by: kefka at November 12, 2009 10:50 PM (n1uMU)

Me too.

Posted by: Yul Brynner at November 12, 2009 10:56 PM (+FzLa)

233 Uma Thurman looks like an extra out of Alien vs Predator

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:56 PM (lQN2o)

234 227 OK so you're 5 foot 9 inches doing the nasty with Mrs. 2 foot 4 inches...

I mean... How?

Without killing her, anyway.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 10:55 PM (QECjC)

She's gotta be on top? (the only way I can think of.)

Posted by: HeatherS at November 12, 2009 10:57 PM (g3lRW)

235 @226: Uma was hawt in Pulp Fiction, with that hairstyle.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 10:57 PM (QECjC)

236

i quit drinking a few years ago, now my doc wants me to quit smoking- the guy's getting greedy

i'd like to quit, but without the calming effect of nicotine I fear for my sanity

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 10:57 PM (JL3qV)

237 Sandra Bullock is a bitch.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 10:55 PM (rYWEB)

Oh, hey sim. I'm going to kill your little dog, asshole.

Posted by: Sandra at November 12, 2009 10:57 PM (YX6i/)

238

Ben - you never know. Some people smoke all of their lives and they die of something completely unrelated.

i know, i am hopeful, but 2 packs a day, for 30 plus years isn't helping.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:57 PM (bftbi)

239 BTW more folks around here are getting sick from the FSC smokes so they're switching to chew or roll-yer-owns. KInda fkd up. Gov't puts crap in a product that kills you (but that you choose to enjoy) so you won't enjoy it anymore and it'll kill you quicker. Don't complain you disgusting fkrs and just pony up the $$

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 10:57 PM (hCQG5)

240 I don't understand the attraction to Umma Thurman.

I totally agree. I liked her in Kill Bill, but she looks odd.

She has those wide-set eyes like the Dutch. Not very attractive.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 10:57 PM (nxUYP)

241 Please tell me that Connery pic is a manip.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 12, 2009 10:57 PM (Ei3oZ)

242 IE has always been at war with FireFox.

Heh, i use teh firefox. IE is just too slow.

Posted by: koopy at November 12, 2009 10:58 PM (8DaJ6)

243 223- I live in North Carolina where the state flower is a cigarette butt, so I'm not terribly fond of them. I'm pretty libertarian about people doing whatever floats their boat, but I do get pissed when I have to deal with someone else's habits. Usually, I make an effort to avoid it if I can.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 10:58 PM (qsdeN)

244
Both sets of my grandparents smoked. I think both my grandmothers and one of my grandfathers quit at some point. None of them died of smoking related causes.

Let me guess, it was building the railroads that finally did them in ?

/

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 10:58 PM (+FzLa)

245 Uma was hawt in Pulp Fiction, with that hairstyle.

Good point, I forgot about Pulp Fiction. She did look really good in that movie.

Posted by: kefka at November 12, 2009 10:58 PM (n1uMU)

246 228 Sandra Bullock is a bitch.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 10:55 PM (rYWEB)

What?? Really?? I don't get that vibe. She's prob a huge lib but she keeps her mouth shut and her eyes to the ground. She gave like a million bucks to Katrina victims and didn't advertise it. More than that bitch Kanye that probably cost a lot of money w/that bullshit he pulled during the Katrina special.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 10:59 PM (lQN2o)

247 221- thanks I needed that!

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 10:59 PM (JL3qV)

248 Nice photoshop!

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 12, 2009 10:59 PM (5PVfa)

249 @234: probably. But she better be dsmned careful: Eight inches end somewhere around her upper aeorta, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 10:59 PM (QECjC)

250

Dear Penis http://tinyurl.com/6hw6ds

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 12, 2009 11:00 PM (RQ+qN)

251

I don't understand the attraction to Umma Thurman.

I totally agree. I liked her in Kill Bill, but she looks odd.

She has those wide-set eyes like the Dutch. Not very attractive.

Those damned dirty nederlanders.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:00 PM (bftbi)

252 229 - how do you know this SiM? Do you know her personally? She may not be the greatest actor, but she always struck me as friendly in her interviews.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:00 PM (K75uU)

253 Oh, give SiM his space. He's just had run-ins with Sandy B.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 11:00 PM (YX6i/)

254 speaking of the weird eye thing on Thurman, anyone remember the great clip in family guy where Peter gets a job as Uma's "eye wrangler"? her eyes just keep getting wider and wider apart and he has to bring 'em back in. pretty good shit right there.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:00 PM (lQN2o)

255 Best threads of 2009 recap

The Matt Cooper Walkback Game

54 The other day I was at KFC and wanted an eight-pack of Extra Crispy but they only had Original Recipe.

It was as if Martin Luther King had been killed all over again. Posted by: ace at August 27, 2009 05:53 PM

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:00 PM (sYxEE)

256 249-Ha!

Posted by: HeatherS at November 12, 2009 11:01 PM (g3lRW)

257 Sandra Bullock is married to Jesse James of Monster Garage -

http://tinyurl.com/ydhe25x

Posted by: koopy at November 12, 2009 11:01 PM (8DaJ6)

258 Miss'80sBaby, I'm pretty sure you mean Kate Beckinsale (with some guy), but I'll let it pass this one time. Anyway, that guy, don't know his name, but I think he's in all the Whit Stillman movies, the best conservative filmmaker of the 90s (Barcelona, Last Days of Disco, Metropolitan), so that's some good eye candy for you with some good themes too.

And Dinozo is hilarious, I approve heartily.

WTR, have you seen The Sweet Smell of Success? Quality Lancaster, and a powerful, super-depressing movie.

Posted by: Adrian at November 12, 2009 11:01 PM (IAHCE)

259 Well, gee CoolCzech thanks for putting that image in my head. Maybe I'll watch the Sandra Bullock clip just to erase it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 11:01 PM (RZ8pf)

260 >>Oh, hey sim. I'm going to kill your little dog, asshole.

Eat your Golden retrievers shit you bitch!
SiM

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 11:02 PM (rYWEB)

261

Uma was hawt in Pulp Fiction, with that hairstyle.

Good point, I forgot about Pulp Fiction. She did look really good in that movie.

I couldn't tell, I spent that entire movie trying to understand how it was possible to keep a gimp. Logistically, how does that work? Can it stay in the footlocker all day? Do you need to feed and water it daily? Where does it relieve itself?

Yeah, i just couldn't get past that part of the movie.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:03 PM (bftbi)

262 242 IE has always been at war with FireFox.

Heh, i use teh firefox. IE is just too slow.

I had to use IE last week when the Firefox upgrade was all buggy.

IE felt like I was using dialup. Now I know how they felt on the Oregon Trail

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:04 PM (sYxEE)

263 Ben, I am so glad I wasn't the only one...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 11:04 PM (RZ8pf)

264

did somebody say kate beckinsale?

she's the jelly doughnut to my homer simpson

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 11:04 PM (JL3qV)

265

Yeah, i just couldn't get past that part of the movie.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:03 PM (bftbi)

Preach it, Brotha!

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 11:04 PM (YX6i/)

266 p.s. speaking of weird eyes, Taylor Swift, right? I love her, going to the concert and everything, and it doesn't show up in her music videos, but live, there's something weird going on there, no? It just distracts me sometimes. Or is she just doing some weird eye make-up thing?

But the all time hottest rocker with slightly 'off' eyes is Shirley Manson. Oh, the redheads, they kill me.

Posted by: Adrian at November 12, 2009 11:04 PM (IAHCE)

267 original recipe rocks. extra crispy sucks.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:04 PM (K75uU)

268 @259: you're welcome.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 11:05 PM (QECjC)

269 252 - how do you know this SiM? Do you know her personally? She may not be the greatest actor, but she always struck me as friendly in her interviews.

NOT friendly. She lives up the block at 11th st. and 5th ave... We have had words.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 11:05 PM (rYWEB)

270 I couldn't tell, I spent that entire movie trying to understand how it was possible to keep a gimp. Logistically, how does that work? Can it stay in the footlocker all day? Do you need to feed and water it daily? Where does it relieve itself?
We sleep a lot.

Posted by: The Gimp at November 12, 2009 11:06 PM (SwkdU)

271 251 She has those wide-set eyes like the Dutch. Not very attractive.

Those damned dirty nederlanders.

Hey!

258 No, but I should watch it.

I thought I said Kate Beckinsdale? with Robert Sean Leonard?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:06 PM (zmiSr)

272 >Yeah, i just couldn't get past that part of the movie.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:03 PM (bftbi)

Ben, you might want to pick up a copy of Keeping A Gimp For Dummies

try Amazon

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 11:06 PM (JL3qV)

273

I’m waiting for a service call from a plumber. The window was 3:30-5:30. It is now 8pm. Called once at 6:30 and was told that they were just about finished with a job in Bellevue and then they’d be on their way.

The annoying thing is, I just need them to change the batteries in my stupid leak detection thing for my hot water heater, which isn’t leaking. But the device is beeping that annoying loud high pitched beep and has been since I got home at 2:30 this afternoon. I now have it wrapped in towels to muffle it. I’ve contemplated smashing it on the floor, but then I’d just have to get a new one.

The upside is they swear they aren’t going to charge me for the call.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 11:07 PM (RZ8pf)

274 it's pretty bad that the 49ers and Bears can only scare up 2 TDs between them

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 11:07 PM (JL3qV)

275 269 - oh. That's too bad.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:07 PM (K75uU)

276

The upside is they swear they aren’t going to charge me for the call.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 11:07 PM (RZ8pf)

That's probably a pretty good sign they're not showing up.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 11:08 PM (YX6i/)

277

The upside is they swear they aren’t going to charge me for the call.

can't you change them yourself? or are they are special type of battery they don't sell in stores?

That's how they getcha.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:09 PM (bftbi)

278 It was as if Martin Luther King had been killed all over again. Posted by: ace at August 27, 2009 05:53 PM

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:00 PM (sYxEE)

Kbear, pinin' again for the aos yesteryear . He really is a tortured soul. Destined to roam the cypress swamp backwaters of Los Angeleez for all eternity wailing " wear is my gator, wear is my gator ?"

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 11:09 PM (+FzLa)

279 So changing topic sort of - who are the commenters who are dissing us on the daytime threads? Enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:09 PM (K75uU)

280 MMMMMMM... KFC original recipe.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 11:10 PM (nxUYP)

281
250..Dear Penis.. Posted by: Ohio Dan

+10!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 11:10 PM (rYWEB)

282 Blazer, who is this Amanda Marco person?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:10 PM (zmiSr)

283 SiM, next time Sandra gives you a hard time, just ask her what does these days, now that her acting career is behind her.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 11:11 PM (QECjC)

284 Now I want KFC original recipe. I'll probably have to drive 30 minutes tomorrow to get it. Why does this town suck so much?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:11 PM (K75uU)

285 O/T: sorry don't know where else to post this:

"In what could prove to be one of the biggest counterterrorism seizures in U.S. history, prosecutors filed a civil complaint in federal court against the Alavi Foundation, seeking the forfeiture of more than $500 million in assets.

The assets include bank accounts; Islamic centers consisting of schools and mosques in New York City, Maryland, California and Houston; more than 100 acres in Virginia; and a 36-story glass office tower in New York.

Confiscating the properties would be a sharp blow against Iran, which has been accused by the U.S. government of bankrolling terrorism and trying to build a nuclear bomb."

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2009 11:11 PM (p302b)

286 Zardoz kicks ass.

Gun-loving, post-apocalyptic barbarian gets to kill immortal hippies.

That's art.

Posted by: nickless at November 12, 2009 11:12 PM (MMC8r)

287 fine, be close minded and prejudgemental. Maybe i was suggesting the clip because it captured her true range as an actor.

Range is what they're calling it these days, eh?

I don't like Uma Thurman, either. She looks funny. She did do an okay job in the movie version of The Producer, however. (The Lane/Broderick one, not the Wilder/Mostel one.)

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:12 PM (GZnia)

288
>> Inquiring minds want to know.

_{tweets beats my dick}

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 11:12 PM (rYWEB)

289 Did they ever decide on when (approx) the moron fest would be?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 11:12 PM (qsdeN)

290 Miss'80sBaby, you did, I was just commenting on who deserved to be in the parentheses. Kate Beckinsale is the jelly donut to my Homer Simpson, to coin a phrase.

Posted by: Adrian at November 12, 2009 11:12 PM (IAHCE)

291

Oooooo...go to patterico's (sorry, I get tired of tiny url'ing here)

Story on another ACORN video coming up: LA (that's already gone on record as saying they gave no bad advice).

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:13 PM (lQN2o)

292

EXTRA CRISPY!!!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 11:13 PM (RZ8pf)

293 have you seen The Sweet Smell of Success?

I haven't, actually. The only movie of his I saw was where he plays an Indian and for the life of me I can't remember what it's called. But he was shirtless in it and that's how I noticed him, lol.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:13 PM (GZnia)

294 Let me guess, it was building the railroads that finally did them in ?

And we never got our damn reparations!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:14 PM (GZnia)

295 I saw Zardoz when it came out in the 70'. Wierd flick but it addressed issues that we talk about today. An efete aristocracy (Metro Sexuals?) dominates the great unwashed while cloning humans for spare parts to perpetuate their miserable existance. The floating head thing was interesting. I have never seen it played on TV. Has any one else?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 12, 2009 11:14 PM (RQ+qN)

296 >So changing topic sort of - who are the commenters who are dissing us on the daytime threads? Enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:09 PM (K75uU)

I read the daytime threads at work, and am not familiar with the phenomenon you describe

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 11:14 PM (JL3qV)

297 Uma really doesn't do anything for me. Back in the day Nicole Kidman did then she got full-on wierd.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 11:14 PM (WMXl8)

298 288 - ahhh. Yeah, he's the guy who spends every five minutes changing his screenname. He seems pretentious. We will most definitely NOT let him into your after-party, SiM.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:14 PM (K75uU)

299

I actually can’t figure out how to get the case open or I would’ve done it myself. But there is absolutely no obvious way to open it. And believe me, I tried.

Of course the service guy will show up and there will have been a completely obvious way to open it because hey, that’s the way my life goes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 11:14 PM (RZ8pf)

300

Oooooo...go to patterico's (sorry, I get tired of tiny url'ing here)

Story on another ACORN video coming up: LA (that's already gone on record as saying they gave no bad advice).

Acorn video? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 12, 2009 11:14 PM (bftbi)

301 290 Oh, I see. My placement was Robert Sean Leonard <in photo> (with Kate Beckinsdale). Moving on...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:15 PM (zmiSr)

302 Hi all...

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2009 11:15 PM (kGD/S)

303 Priginal recipe IMO is the only reason for KFC to exist. Everything else they ever tried was garbage.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 11:16 PM (QECjC)

304 For those of you with the demented bent, we revisit the Michael Jackson Death threads

Michael Jackson Dies; Now Confirmed by LAT and AP
Geraldo the Dick: Pills Were Involved
FoxNews Now Playing Michael Jackson Videos Without News

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:16 PM (sYxEE)

305 I love original recipe KFC, but it's one of those foods that always makes me feel dirty and wrong after eating it ... kind of like anything from Taco Bell.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 11:16 PM (qsdeN)

306
Blazer, who is this Amanda Marco person?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:10 PM (zmiSr)

Fuck ,fuck,fuck, if you fucking would really like to fucking know who the fuck Amanda fucking Marcotte is fucking godbag, then go to fucking Google and type it up your fucking self, you fucking cock slave.

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 11:16 PM (+FzLa)

307 good evening M&M's

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 12, 2009 11:16 PM (hA5JK)

308 tweet is just using aoshq threads to establish his insanity defense in advance. clever really.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 11:16 PM (hCQG5)

309 299 - maybe he'll be cute.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:17 PM (K75uU)

310 I like Taylor Swift songs, but to me she sounds like she's singing off key. Or maybe it's that she doesn't have a lot of range. Something just sounds off when I listen to her.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:17 PM (GZnia)

311 PGiS - do you know the model of the unit? Probably could find the manual online at the manufacturer.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 11:17 PM (YX6i/)

312 288 He certainly likes announcing his appearance, that's for sure. Such dramatic screen names.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:18 PM (zmiSr)

313 Kate Beckinsale is hot but her movies are horrible. Especially that travesty that was Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:18 PM (GZnia)

314 303 - I could almost entirely agree with you -- but they did introduce KFC Gold in the 90's and it was absolutely delicious. Some roasted herb type chicken that will forever haunt me because they don't carry it anymore.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:18 PM (K75uU)

315

I like Taylor Swift songs, but to me she sounds like she's singing off key. Or maybe it's that she doesn't have a lot of range. Something just sounds off when I listen to her.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 12, 2009 11:19 PM (bftbi)

316 Kbear, pinin' again for the aos yesteryear . He really is a tortured soul. Destined to roam the cypress swamp backwaters of Los Angeleez for all eternity wailing " wear is my gator, wear is my gator ?"

Actually, none of these were ONT's and gator wasn't on them. But yes, my bromance candle burns brightly

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:19 PM (sYxEE)

317 306 I used Bing! No dice. Does she make cakes & live in WI?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:19 PM (zmiSr)

318

All I have to say is, if I go to this moronapalooza, I’d better score. IYKWIMAITYD.

If it will help increase my odds, I promise to wear a paper bag over my head and not get mad if you call out some hot celebrity chick’s name in the middle of it.

Hope that was clean enough for the censors.

Oh, and EXTRA CRISPY.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 11:19 PM (RZ8pf)

319 That's what I get for checking in late. Took me 30 minutes to click through the hunky links. I'm not a weeknight ONT'er, but, I am traumatized. My hairdresser gave me the Pelosi cut. The Miller Lite's are screaming for my razor, I have thus far resisted.

Posted by: sybilll at November 12, 2009 11:20 PM (pA0/B)

320 Hi Elizabeth!

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:20 PM (K75uU)

321

I like Taylor Swift songs, but to me she sounds like she's singing off key. Or maybe it's that she doesn't have a lot of range. Something just sounds off when I listen to her.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 12, 2009 11:19 PM

Charlie Gibson? Never heard of him

Posted by: Taylor Swift at November 12, 2009 11:20 PM (sYxEE)

322 Uma is OK in my book, but the most attractive actress of all time in my book was Julie Christie in Dr. Zhivago, especially with that ribbon around her neck. Stunning.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 11:20 PM (QECjC)

323 Back in the day Nicole Kidman did then she got full-on wierd.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 11:14 PM (WMXl

waaaaaay too much botox. pretty soon she'll rival pelosi in the naturality of face category. memo to the ladies of hollywood: some wrinkles are actually a good thing! it makes you look like you've, you know, actually lived life. laugh lines--yeah I'll keep them (okay said from someone that doesn't have them yet, but I will damn it. I will!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:20 PM (lQN2o)

324

Kate Beckinsale is hot but her movies are horrible. Especially that travesty that was Pearl Harbor.

let us never speak the name of that movie again. Like i said in a previous thread on that topic, it is the only war movie where I am rooting for the Japanese to kill americans.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:20 PM (bftbi)

325 If you don't want the most harmful aspects of smoking you can try the e-cig-it really saves money,plus the fuckers haven't figured out how to tax it. Yet.

Posted by: vaeriax at November 12, 2009 11:20 PM (jM7jR)

326

I don't understand the attraction to Umma Thurman.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 10:54 PM (bftbi)

Her tits. See "Dangerous Liasons"

Solved that one for you.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 12, 2009 11:20 PM (vTqKC)

327 Elizabeth is here!

Hey, so I said in the Update Hmm thread I'd be organizing and participating in the Moronette Wet T-Shirt contest. Which of you lovely moronettes would like to join me? PGiS, I bet you could score if you joined in!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:22 PM (GZnia)

328 Oh, you misspelled it the 1st time. I get it.
_{/I'm a divvy}

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:22 PM (zmiSr)

329 306
Blazer, who is this Amanda Marco person?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:10 PM (zmiSr)

She is the shame of Alpine, Texas.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 12, 2009 11:22 PM (vTqKC)

330

I think Audrey Tautou is beautiful

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:22 PM (bftbi)

331
>>283 SiM, next time Sandra gives you a hard time, just ask her what does these days, now that her acting career is behind her.
Thanks CoolCzech.

I review her movies to her face. Here's an example: for The Proposal ..

What is it that makes a romantic comedy deliver at the box office when it offers little romance and just a little more comedy?
Could the key be a too old for the part actress who is starting to look like Michael Jackson circa 2003 plus a lead actor who squeals like an overheated Richard Simmons when under stress?

She wasn't amused.. but I got a weak smile out of her because it's true.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 11:23 PM (rYWEB)

332 @318: "Extra crispy."

I don't know, paranoid girl: I prefer my gals moist, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 11:23 PM (QECjC)

333 Blazer, who is this Amanda Marco person?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:10 PM (zmiSr)

Amanda Marcotte, AKA Mad Mandy of Pandagon

She's crazier than Cahrsel Jhonsno and andi sullivan combined, and has a thicker mustache than Sasha Cohen

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:23 PM (sYxEE)

334

Editor, I have no idea what model it is. All it says is “made in Mexico” like that’s going to help if I type that in a Bing search?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 11:23 PM (RZ8pf)

335 Actually, none of these were ONT's and gator wasn't on them. But yes, my bromance candle burns brightly

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:19 PM (sYxEE)

Kbear, I feel your pain, can I take you on a bro-date ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 11:23 PM (+FzLa)

336 So, my cat jumps up in lap purring like crazy. He then paws my chest, I scratch his ears, he then cuddles closer and purrs louder. After petting him for about 10 minutes, I notice his tail starting to wag. After a minute or two the tail goes faster and faster, then he fucking bites me!
Next to the Macarena, domesticating cats was the dumbest thing mankind ever fucking did.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 11:24 PM (nxUYP)

337 I want to look like Keira Knightly plus 10 lbs. She's not a fantastic actress, but she's good enough and I like most of her movies.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:24 PM (GZnia)

338 maybe its just my age here, but Andi MacDowell was always teh hawt

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 12, 2009 11:24 PM (hCQG5)

339 Hey, so I said in the Update Hmm thread I'd be organizing and participating in the Moronette Wet T-Shirt contest. Which of you lovely moronettes would like to join me? PGiS, I bet you could score if you joined in!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:22 PM (GZnia)

it's a digital age, dear. pass.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:24 PM (lQN2o)

340 I think if I were a guy I'd go for Eva Mendes or Jewel.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 11:24 PM (qsdeN)

341 Hi Sassy!

Elizabeth is here!

Hey, so I said in the Update Hmm thread I'd be organizing and participating in the Moronette Wet T-Shirt contest. Which of you lovely moronettes would like to join me? PGiS, I bet you could score if you joined in!

I'd totally join the wet t-shirt contest. With any luck I'll be pregnant by then and the boob fairy will have visited

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 12, 2009 11:25 PM (hA5JK)

342 i gotta say, when I watch a kate beckinsale movie, I'm not watching the movie, I'm watching Kate

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 11:25 PM (JL3qV)

343

I think Audrey Tautou is beautiful

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:22 PM (bftbi)

Bunk AND bunk!!!

Funny story. Before my wife and I started dating, Audrey was my screen saver, but it was a photo that looked like it was taken with a point-n-shoot. Wifey didn't know who she was, so assumed it was my girlfriend. When I asked her out she was surprised and said, "I never thought you'd leave your gorgeous girlfriend."

Heh.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 11:25 PM (YX6i/)

344 SF wins 10-6

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 11:26 PM (JL3qV)

345 In my next life, I'm coming back as a young Marlo Thomas.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:26 PM (K75uU)

346 333 Oh, I remember her. For future searches, it helps if someone adds the extra letters.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:26 PM (zmiSr)

347 AMANDA

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2009 11:26 PM (p302b)

348 it's a digital age, dear.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!

(yeah, yeah, I know that's not true. Still.)

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:26 PM (GZnia)

349 I review her movies to her face. Here's an example: for The Proposal ..

What is it that makes a romantic comedy deliver at the box office when it offers little romance and just a little more comedy?
Could the key be a too old for the part actress who is starting to look like Michael Jackson circa 2003 plus a lead actor who squeals like an overheated Richard Simmons when under stress?

She wasn't amused.. but I got a weak smile out of her because it's true.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 11:23 PM (rYWEB)

I call bullshit on this entire post.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:26 PM (lQN2o)

350

So, my cat jumps up in lap purring like crazy. He then paws my chest, I scratch his ears, he then cuddles closer and purrs louder. After petting him for about 10 minutes, I notice his tail starting to wag. After a minute or two the tail goes faster and faster, then he fucking bites me!
Next to the Macarena, domesticating cats was the dumbest thing mankind ever fucking did.

that's essentially why i swerve to hit cats on the street. that and a whole list of mental deficiencies.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:26 PM (bftbi)

351 I love a latex clad Kate Beckinsale with the burning fusion fury at the exploding, self-annihilating heart of a million flaring novas.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 12, 2009 11:26 PM (dQdrY)

352 I review her movies to her face. Here's an example: for The Proposal ..

What is it that makes a romantic comedy deliver at the box office when it offers little romance and just a little more comedy?
Could the key be a too old for the part actress who is starting to look like Michael Jackson circa 2003 plus a lead actor who squeals like an overheated Richard Simmons when under stress?

She wasn't amused.. but I got a weak smile out of her because it's true.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 11:23 PM (rYWEB)

pictures of you and her re-enacting the love scene i posted earlier and i will believe it.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:27 PM (bftbi)

353

OK, ladies...my idea of teh hawt!!

http://tiny.cc/HdaM3

Posted by: Steph at November 12, 2009 11:27 PM (n6W3C)

354 domesticating cats was the dumbest thing mankind ever fucking did.

I think cats are bipolar. Dogs may be stupid, but they're always grateful.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:27 PM (GZnia)

355

In that case, I'm coming back as a young Conservative Phil Donahue, with a voracious appetite for sex with a young Marlo Thomas.

Maybe.

Posted by: gus at November 12, 2009 11:27 PM (MaqIC)

356 Kbear, I feel your pain, can I take you on a bro-date ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 11:23 PM (+FzLa)

What kind of sandwiches do you like? I make great sandwiches.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 12, 2009 11:28 PM (sYxEE)

357 313 Kate Beckinsale is hot but her movies are horrible.

True, very true. But very hot.

So I volunteer at a hospital, pediatrics floor, playing with kids, it's a lot of fun. Yesterday, I played Battleship with this teenage boy (he chose it because it was Veteran's Day, which made me instantly adore him), and his strategy was to 'frame' the board, i.e. literally go one by one with each spot around the outer rim, then one rim in, and so on. I have never seen that before, and he apparently had never encountered my 'random' approach before. Am I nuts, or is the framing thing weird? In any case, I prefer Connect Four (Spongebob Edition!)

Posted by: Adrian at November 12, 2009 11:28 PM (IAHCE)

358 a million novas? A hundred novas just not enough?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:28 PM (K75uU)

359 >>We will most definitely NOT let him into your after-party..

Awww.. fuck it, He can come. Were all morons after all. I really hope this meet-up will happen. We've been longing for a LV National meet-up, haven't we?

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 11:29 PM (rYWEB)

360

I think Audrey Tautou is beautiful

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:22 PM (bftbi)

Bunk AND bunk!!!

Heh.

Between you and me, and anyone else with eyes. A Very Long Engagment is one of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:29 PM (bftbi)

361 336 So, my cat jumps up in lap purring like crazy. He then paws my chest, I scratch his ears, he then cuddles closer and purrs louder. After petting him for about 10 minutes, I notice his tail starting to wag. After a minute or two the tail goes faster and faster, then he fucking bites me!

They get overstimulated when petted too long. The rapid tail twitch is the clue that they've had enough.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:30 PM (sYxEE)

362

Editor, I have no idea what model it is. All it says is “made in Mexico” like that’s going to help if I type that in a Bing search?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 11:23 PM (RZ8pf)

I think what would come up is "Volkswagen".

Just do a bing search on "hot water leak protector". It bound to be one of the models in the first 100 pages. Once you find it then you have the model and can find the manual. I do this all day long.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 11:30 PM (YX6i/)

363 347 AMANDA

Wow, her blog reminds me of the things I liked in high school. In the late '90s/early '00s. Bubble letters! Pandas! Colors! It's so pretty! _yick

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:30 PM (zmiSr)

364

348 it's a digital age, dear.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!

(yeah, yeah, I know that's not true. Still.)

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:26 PM (GZnia)

yeah if it's vegas than the guys are gonna want to see professional wet t-shirt participants. I mean the job of those girls out there is to look professionally sexy 24/7. so then you lovely girls put on a show, they guys aren't paying attention bc they're distracted by thoughts that they're taking home the clap as a parting gift from the activities of the night before and then you ladies have your feeligns hurt. it's a lose/lose for everyone

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:30 PM (lQN2o)

365

In that case, I'm coming back as a young Conservative Phil Donahue, with a voracious appetite for sex with a young Marlo Thomas.

Maybe.

I want to be reincarnated as a leotard.

Posted by: BioDome at November 12, 2009 11:31 PM (bftbi)

366

OK, can I just say, now that I’ve read that editorial about camo clothes, the mother sounds like an uptight bitch. Seriously, you dress your 6 year old in his best blue jeans and a button down shirt with stripes the color of popsicles for a kid’s 6th birthday party? Where is this party, the Hamptons?

That said, my niece would only wear camo t-shirts in high school and it drove me nuts. She had them in every single color and I would look at her and ask, when she was in her bright pink camo shirt, exactly what she was expecting to blend in with, a bottle of pepto-bismal?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 11:31 PM (RZ8pf)

367 A Very Long Engagment is one of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:29 PM (bftbi)

I'll assume you've google video'd Audrey. Oh yeah, baby.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 11:32 PM (YX6i/)

368 yes. I'm sooo looking forward to this national convention. It's going to be so much fun.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:32 PM (K75uU)

369 354 domesticating cats was the dumbest thing mankind ever fucking did.

I think cats are bipolar. Dogs may be stupid, but they're always grateful. Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:27 PM

A cat has never wanted me to open up into an apartment with a 12 gauge like that fucking yapper dog downstairs.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:32 PM (sYxEE)

370

i would think that the core of a single exploding supernova is pretty hot

not unlike kate beckinsale

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 11:33 PM (JL3qV)

371 353-sweet Jesus who is that man????

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:34 PM (lQN2o)

372 a million novas? A hundred novas just not enough?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:28 PM (K75uU)

Great ass wrapped in latex, hight heels and guns. Maybe a brazillion nova.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 12, 2009 11:34 PM (dQdrY)

373 Hey, so I said in the Update Hmm thread I'd be organizing and participating in the Moronette Wet T-Shirt contest. In my long ago youth I was in a no Tshirt contest. I won 3rd place, even made it into Biker Lifestyle magazine. I never saw the issue, a friend told me about it a few years after.

Posted by: vaeriax at November 12, 2009 11:34 PM (jM7jR)

374

Another wonder of KFC original is it cures hangover.

Have no idea why it worked but my friend who turned me onto it promised he'd pay for the meal if it made me sick.

It didn't and I instantly felt better after eating it. This was about a 7 on a scale of 1-10 hangover (with 10 being I'm so sick I can't get out of bed).

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 11:34 PM (WMXl8)

375 A Very Long Engagment is one of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:29 PM (bftbi)

I'll assume you've google video'd Audrey. Oh yeah, baby.

Dear GOD NO. it never occured to me! Oh Glorious Day!

Posted by: BioDome at November 12, 2009 11:35 PM (bftbi)

376 @365: careful, biodome, or you'll come back as Barney Frank's pungent g-string.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2009 11:35 PM (QECjC)

377 OK, can I just say, now that I’ve read that editorial about camo clothes, the mother sounds like an uptight bitch. Seriously, you dress your 6 year old in his best blue jeans and a button down shirt with stripes the color of popsicles for a kid’s 6th birthday party? Where is this party, the Hamptons?

She's one of the "educated and elite" members of the DemSM. They'd rather tell their circle of friends that their daughter is doing hardcore porn than tell them their son is in the military.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:35 PM (sYxEE)

378 So ben, if you're into Audrey, I'll also assume you're into Katie Melua?

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 11:35 PM (YX6i/)

379

This summer, my daughter and I went on a bus tour of Austin and Town Lake called "The Duck" because it goes into the water. The driver kept on pointing out stuff that Sandra Bullock owned - at least five buildings along 6th street.

You just can't get away from her!

Posted by: TexasJew at November 12, 2009 11:35 PM (vTqKC)

380 /sock off....or on?

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:35 PM (bftbi)

381 This is awful. I can't get original recipe out of my mind now.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:35 PM (K75uU)

382 363 347 AMANDA

Wow, her blog reminds me of the things I liked in high school. In the late '90s/early '00s. Bubble letters! Pandas! Colors! It's so pretty! _yick

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:30 PM (zmiSr)

She's about as subtle as sitting on a barbed wire sybian in your living room with the curtains wide open with the homecoming parade going by.

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 11:35 PM (+FzLa)

383

So ben, if you're into Audrey, I'll also assume you're into Katie Melua?

nope. never heard of her. will have to check her out.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:36 PM (bftbi)

384

I was listening to Brian Suits on KFI AM 640, and he said that our wounded soldiers at Ft. Hood will not be receiving purple hearts. According to him, if they did get the medal, it would be acknowledging that Hasan was an enemy–and therefore a terrorist. So basically the Army (under Obama’s orders, I presume) is calling this fratricide. Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: Patton at November 12, 2009 11:36 PM (jLvVE)

385 kbear, we're just going to have disagree on our likes and dislikes of cats and dogs. I'm a dog person. You're a cat person. I've been trying not to bitch about the cat anymore on the ONT so stop taking me to task every time I say something mean about cats.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:36 PM (GZnia)

386 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:30 PM (zmiSr)

HAHAHA...I had a similar reaction but since I don't know who she is or anything about her I'm reticent to say anything else...you phrased it beautifully...

Ugh Megan, over processed blond, McCain is on O'Really. Looks like she is thinning down....

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2009 11:36 PM (p302b)

387 Kate Beckinsale as Ava Gardner? BUNK!

Posted by: Adrian at November 12, 2009 11:37 PM (IAHCE)

388 Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:30 PM (sYxEE)

I know. I did chase after him and rub his belly just to piss him off and he bit me then when I walked away he attacked my foot. He's a funny little fucker, but he's mine.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 11:37 PM (nxUYP)

389

So changing topic sort of - who are the commenters who are dissing us on the daytime threads? Enquiring minds want to know.

Drew, DiT, LauraW, Gabe, and Purple Avenger.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 12, 2009 11:37 PM (5PVfa)

390 In my long ago youth I was in a no Tshirt contest. I won 3rd place, even made it into Biker Lifestyle magazine. I never saw the issue, a friend told me about it a few years after.

Posted by: vaeriax at November 12, 2009 11:34 PM (jM7jR)

POIDH

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 11:37 PM (JL3qV)

391 363 347 AMANDA

Wow, her blog reminds me of the things I liked in high school. In the late '90s/early '00s. Bubble letters! Pandas! Colors! It's so pretty! _yick

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:30 PM (zmiSr)

I hope someday to train a Panda to eat her diseased ass.

She tastes like bamboo, I've heard.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 12, 2009 11:38 PM (vTqKC)

392 RDB - seriously? Laura? Drew? Gabe? Those guys wouldn't do that. You're just making a funny, right?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:38 PM (K75uU)

393 Damn I miss listening to Brian Suits. He always had great "insider" information to the military because he used to serve. I'm so glad they kicked off Kennedy cuz she was so freaking annoying and never added any substance to the show. She also had a bad habit of interrupting EVERYONE.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:38 PM (GZnia)

394 382 You have to pay for the brain bleach I now need after that horrible mental picture.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2009 11:40 PM (zmiSr)

395 Laura Ingram I think would impress people....but not Michelle Malkin...she is over exposed as it is..

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2009 11:40 PM (p302b)

396 Ugh Megan, over processed blond, McCain is on O'Really. Looks like she is thinning down....

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2009 11:36 PM (p302b)

yes, but not thickening up in the brain dep't. she could be a size two and she'd still be a complete fucking dubmass.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:40 PM (lQN2o)

397

379, was it a duck like these?

I did the tour in Chattanooga once and they let me drive (or more correctly pilot since we were in the water at the time).

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 11:40 PM (WMXl8)

398 One my friends in high school had a dad who lived in Taos and owned a toy store. Julia Roberts lives in Taos so she's a regular around town. One day she went into my friend's dad's toy store and took all the pennies from the "Take a Penny, Leave a Penny" tray by the cash register. I can't remember if my friend said she bought anything, but my impression is Roberts is a bitch.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:41 PM (GZnia)

399 She's about as subtle as sitting on a barbed wire sybian in your living room with the curtains wide open with the homecoming parade going by.

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 11:35 PM (+FzLa)

You owe me one coffee and screenwipe. Will you be my new gator?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:42 PM (sYxEE)

400 Julia Roberts I could definitely see as a bitch. She just gives off that vibe.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:42 PM (K75uU)

401 Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:40 PM (lQN2o)

And she went to an expensive Ivy league school...casue daddy was a Senator...

Always wondered if they have to pay tuition or if their kids go for free since the university can brag about the progeny of powerful people enrolled at their ivy covered walls....

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2009 11:42 PM (p302b)

402

Lacey...he plays on the new show this season, 'Three Rivers'. I was channel surfing, and dropped the damn remote when i saw him. The show needs better dialog, but I watch every last second when I can.

Ain't he just the hawt? He's originally from Australia, so there's that, too.

Posted by: Steph at November 12, 2009 11:42 PM (n6W3C)

403

You owe me one coffee and screenwipe. Will you be my new gator?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:42 PM (sYxEE)

Pssst... Blazer's a ginger, so, you know, at your own peril.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 11:43 PM (YX6i/)

404

I love a latex clad Kate Beckinsale with the burning fusion fury at the exploding, self-annihilating heart of a million flaring novas.

Click on Montage. Type in "Kate Beckinsale." Hit "enter."

(Do the same with "Christina Hendricks.")

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 12, 2009 11:43 PM (5PVfa)

405 385 kbear, we're just going to have disagree on our likes and dislikes of cats and dogs. I'm a dog person. You're a cat person. I've been trying not to bitch about the cat anymore on the ONT so stop taking me to task every time I say something mean about cats.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:36 PM (GZnia)

OK. But I'm still thinking very mean things about that yapping dog.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:43 PM (sYxEE)

406 Evenin' morons.

Just spent the last 90 minutes watching part of Soderbergh's Che movie. No wonder he had a tough time getting a distributor....it's fucking BORING. Four separate scenes of Che greeting new recruits. Easily 10 minutes of screen time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2009 11:43 PM (9Lm5R)

407

And you can see them there on sunday morning..

Stand up and sing about what it's like UP there..

They called it Paradise. I dont know why.

You call someplace Paradise-

Kiss it goodby.

/Eagles/ Last resort/

I might have better served my duties won hundred years ago. sad.

Posted by: Priests of the Temples of Syrinx at November 12, 2009 11:44 PM (I1p4z)

408
A Very Long Engagment is one of my favorite movies. Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:29 PM (bftbi)

Wtf! Now choke yourself. Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts! Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 11:44 PM (+FzLa)

409

RDB - seriously? Laura? Drew? Gabe? Those guys wouldn't do that. You're just making a funny, right?

Would I make shit up?

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 12, 2009 11:44 PM (5PVfa)

410 SiM you should tell Sandra a Southern gal should have better manners. I think she was born in Alabama.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 11:44 PM (WMXl8)

411 409 - I'm really surprised, that's all. And a little saddened.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:45 PM (K75uU)

412 390 It was so long ago I don't think they had invented photography. Now I've only got one boob so I think my days as a wet Tshirt contestant are over. I still want to come to the Moronathon though!

Posted by: vaeriax at November 12, 2009 11:45 PM (jM7jR)

413 Just spent the last 90 minutes watching part of Soderbergh's Che movie. No wonder he had a tough time getting a distributor....it's fucking BORING. Four separate scenes of Che greeting new recruits. Easily 10 minutes of screen time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2009 11:43 PM (9Lm5R)

Let me guess. He's still dead ? Shocker.

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 11:46 PM (+FzLa)

414 You say Audrey, I say Audrina

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:46 PM (sYxEE)

415 Just spent the last 90 minutes watching part of Soderbergh's Che movie.

Why? Is it even informative in any way?

I tried watching Alexander once because I think Colin Farrell is a pretty good actor. Instead I started fastforwarding about 30 mins in.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:46 PM (GZnia)

416 I must have missed something... the daytime posters are talking shit about the ONT posters? Why?

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 12, 2009 11:47 PM (hA5JK)

417 397

379, was it a duck like these?

I did the tour in Chattanooga once and they let me drive (or more correctly pilot since we were in the water at the time).

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 11:40 PM (WMXl

Yeah, but it was a lot larger bus. It's a real Austin landmark, I've heard. I moved from there twelve years ago. I recommend it, though, if you go to Austin with your family. We loved the tour through Town Lake. The driver was great - a classic burned-out old hippie musician - probably someone I knew over almost forty years ago!

Posted by: TexasJew at November 12, 2009 11:47 PM (vTqKC)

418 I tracked-down a great song I've been hearing in a commercial lately. It's Come Undone by Greg Laswell.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 12, 2009 11:47 PM (5PVfa)

419 He's still dead ? Shocker.

Is Michael Jackson still dead?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:47 PM (GZnia)

420

Speaking of Che. Good t-shirt: http://tinyurl.com/nq7wjs

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 11:48 PM (WMXl8)

421 I must have missed something... the daytime posters are talking shit about the ONT posters? Why?

We're too boring and stupid for them, I guess.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:48 PM (GZnia)

422

Does anyone want to make bets on the Burning Moron Festival coming up?

I am taking bets, here are the odds.

2:1 - Everyone turns out to be a lot tamer than they advertised themselves

5:1 - The guest speaker is Trig Palin

7:1 - Andrew Sullivan attacks the guest speaker

10:1 - Only five people show up, and Ace, Gabe, and Drew are 3 of the 5

18:1 - One of the morons gets kicked out of the hotel

200:1 - Someone gets stabbed.

380:1 - Two morons get married to each other

500:1 - the moron who got stabbed dies as a result of the injuries

750:1 - A moron gambles away one of the following; a childs college fund, a car, jewelry they are wearing, a child.

2,500:1 - A moron gets arrested for beating a hooker

5,000:1 - A hooker gets arrested for beating a moron

1,000,000:1 - One of the two morons who gets married is Gabe

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:48 PM (bftbi)

423 I know I'm leaving the thread early tonight, but I've got to go to sleep. It's a shame too, because I'm having a blast here tonight.

kiss, kiss, hug hug, nighty night m&m's

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:48 PM (K75uU)

424 Just love this post from the Palin thread:

"156

Senior McCain official?? No name? No balls? Hiding?

Yep.

Posted by: gus at November 12, 2009 11:06 PM (MaqIC)"

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2009 11:48 PM (p302b)

425 Who's having a Moronathon?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 12, 2009 11:48 PM (DL88E)

426

409 - I'm really surprised, that's all. And a little saddened.

You should have seen what Uncle Jimbo said about you in particular.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 12, 2009 11:49 PM (5PVfa)

427 Good night, Sassy!

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 11:50 PM (GZnia)

428 401 Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:40 PM (lQN2o)

And she went to an expensive Ivy league school...casue daddy was a Senator...

Always wondered if they have to pay tuition or if their kids go for free since the university can brag about the progeny of powerful people enrolled at their ivy covered walls....

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2009 11:42 PM (p302b)

well from someone that spells dumbass "dubmass" like I did, I guess I shouldn't be throwing stones being in my glass house!! she said something tonight so unbelievably fucking stupid tonight on The Factor, I wish I could remember it. It was something about statistics but she said, "oh you can't make up statistics and stuff", it sounds nitpicky but it really was bad when I heard it. O'Reilly needs to just be done with that cultural warriors segment. Hoover is a spaz. I have to turn when she's on and that Carlson chick-gawd is she fugly. Beauty queen my ass (and she's from Standford I think??) she too sounds like another one that doesn't have two functional braincells to rub together.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:50 PM (lQN2o)

429 426 - wait, what??!!! Some guy said something about moi? Little moi? Or are you just being funny? I want details rdb.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:50 PM (K75uU)

430 425 I meant the upcoming as yet un-named meeting.

Posted by: vaeriax at November 12, 2009 11:50 PM (jM7jR)

431

I must have missed something... the daytime posters are talking shit about the ONT posters? Why?

What? Who? When?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 12, 2009 11:50 PM (DL88E)

432 380:1 - Two morons get married to each other

I'll bet on that one in a heartbeat!!!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 12, 2009 11:50 PM (hA5JK)

433

You owe me one coffee and screenwipe. Will you be my new gator?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:42 PM (sYxEE)

Fuck no, but I'll be more than happy to install some fuckin' gaydar in your house which just happens to rhyme with gator, if that makes you happy.

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 11:51 PM (+FzLa)

434 SiM you should tell Sandra a Southern gal should have better manners. I think she was born in Alabama.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 11:44 PM (WMXl

she was born in Arlington Co VA, (her dad was from 'bama) grew up in Germany, and at one time attended east carolina University, which makes her a Pirate

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 11:51 PM (JL3qV)

435 Nite, m&m's.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 12, 2009 11:51 PM (WMXl8)

436 Raquel Welch One Million Years BC

No, the guy they discover on the beach is NOT ace waking up after a bender

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:51 PM (sYxEE)

437 Kate Beckinsale recent pic.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 12, 2009 11:51 PM (dQdrY)

438 katya - I thought you disconnected your internet service.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:51 PM (K75uU)

439 How exactly is a "moronathon" different from what happens on ONTs every night?

Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 12, 2009 11:53 PM (nS7nk)

440 426

409 - I'm really surprised, that's all. And a little saddened.

You should have seen what Uncle Jimbo said about you in particular.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 12, 2009 11:49 PM (5PVfa)

The AoSHQ Civil War started with a fight about... shoes.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 12, 2009 11:53 PM (vTqKC)

441 422- ROTFL

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 11:53 PM (qsdeN)

442 Wow, O'Really just said the BO campaign put the John Edwards $400 haircut story out there....think back...it is funny now, in light of everything that has come out, to think we were outraged by $400 haircut...

O'Really also showed a clip of a CNN reporter asking Petraeus if he wanted to be prez...and he said no....well do you blame him????

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2009 11:54 PM (p302b)

443

The AoSHQ Civil War started with a fight about... shoes.

holy shit that was fucking hilarious. I knew a degree in history would pay off and clearly it has.

Posted by: Ben at November 12, 2009 11:55 PM (bftbi)

444

If you chix email me your phone numbers, I'll let you know.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 12, 2009 11:55 PM (5PVfa)

445 354 domesticating cats was the dumbest thing mankind ever fucking did.

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 11:56 PM (rYWEB)

446

437

that Kate is sex on a stick

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 11:56 PM (JL3qV)

447 How exactly is a "moronathon" different from what happens on ONTs every night?

Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 12, 2009 11:53 PM (nS7nk)

Real sex happens.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 12, 2009 11:56 PM (dQdrY)

448 433

You owe me one coffee and screenwipe. Will you be my new gator?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:42 PM (sYxEE)

Fuck no, but I'll be more than happy to install some fuckin' gaydar in your house which just happens to rhyme with gator, if that makes you happy.

Posted by: Blazer at November 12, 2009 11:51 PM (+FzLa)

You are the Wind Beneath My Wings

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:57 PM (sYxEE)

449

katya - I thought you disconnected your internet service.

Sometime soon. Could be tomorrow. Could be in a couple weeks.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 12, 2009 11:57 PM (DL88E)

450

The ONT now is a bit less ghey and Hallmarky.

If you think about it for a minute, you'll figure it out. Just sayin'.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:57 PM (lQN2o)

451 ok, you were just being funny, I guess, rdb. Well no one should be dissing our thread. That is all I have to say on that. And now -- to bed.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 12, 2009 11:59 PM (K75uU)

452 Yeah, lacey. Yes it is.

Posted by: Editor at November 12, 2009 11:59 PM (YX6i/)

453 O'Really also showed a clip of a CNN reporter asking Petraeus if he wanted to be prez...and he said no....well do you blame him????

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2009 11:54 PM (p302b)

Politicians always say no. But as he's a man of character and honor, ie, not a politician, sadly (in this instance) he says what he means and means what he says.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 12:00 AM (lQN2o)

454

that Kate is sex on a stick

Posted by: Jones at November 12, 2009 11:56 PM (JL3qV)

Brings a tear to my eye. She's only getting better.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 13, 2009 12:00 AM (dQdrY)

455 444- Let us know what? The The Secret of Nimh?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 12:00 AM (qsdeN)

456

With her eyes, Uma Thurman reminds me of Syd the Sloth.

Still, with her boobs, I'd hit her. Like Buddy Rich on a snare drum.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 13, 2009 12:00 AM (vTqKC)

457 Yes, I'm kidding. The others. Not you, sweetpants.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:01 AM (5PVfa)

458 455 444- Let us know what? The The Secret of Nimh?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 12:00 AM (qsdeN)

No, lace wigs, I think. New creative spamming in action!

Posted by: TexasJew at November 13, 2009 12:02 AM (vTqKC)

459 Greatest Dwight bit of all time to start out tonight's Office.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 12:02 AM (YX6i/)

460

Let us know what? The The Secret of Nimh?

Soylent Green is made out of chicken. Whoops.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:02 AM (5PVfa)

461
You are the Wind Beneath My Wings

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2009 11:57 PM (sYxEE)

Thats sweet kbear. Do you have any money?

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 12:03 AM (+FzLa)

462 Why? Is it even informative in any way?

Hell no. He hasn't shot any kneeling innocents in the back of the head, so I call bullshit.

Don't worry, I didn't pay for it or anything. Just came up on the Sundance channel, and figured it was worth seeing what the lefty hype was about.

One thing that's surprising. The Bolivian section shows him to be just as incompetent as he was in real life, although it's obvious that Soderbergh didn't intend it that way.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2009 12:03 AM (9Lm5R)

463 460

Let us know what? The The Secret of Nimh?

Soylent Green is made out of chicken. Whoops.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:02 AM (5PVfa)

Shit! And I died for that?

Posted by: Edward G. Robinson at November 13, 2009 12:04 AM (vTqKC)

464 Did you guys listen to the song in #418? Lemme know.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:04 AM (5PVfa)

465 459 Greatest Dwight bit of all time to start out tonight's Office.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 12:02 AM (YX6i/)

I call bullshit yet again.

Four words for ya: faxes from the future

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 12:05 AM (lQN2o)

466 Kate Beckinsale:
http://tinyurl.com/ylzmkr7
http://tinyurl.com/yzac49u
http://tinyurl.com/f3c76

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 12:06 AM (zmiSr)

467 goodnight, friends

Posted by: Jones at November 13, 2009 12:06 AM (JL3qV)

468 One thing that's surprising. The Bolivian section shows him to be just as incompetent as he was in real life, although it's obvious that Soderbergh didn't intend it that way.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2009 12:03 AM (9Lm5R)

Lefty fanboys of murderous dictators ought to be locked in some shithole Cuban prison for thirty years.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 13, 2009 12:06 AM (vTqKC)

469

I call bullshit yet again.

Four words for ya: faxes from the future

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 12:05 AM (lQN2o)

Nah, Dwight was just a side player in that one. Tonight, Dwight was the main draw.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 12:07 AM (YX6i/)

470 Night, poster boy!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 12:07 AM (qsdeN)

471 464- Hot song, hot lyrics, hot guy. I like.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 12:08 AM (qsdeN)

472

Nite, Jones.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:08 AM (5PVfa)

473 Did you guys listen to the song in #418? Lemme know.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:04 AM (5PVfa)

I tried to, but I was overwhelmed with suck. Why? Was it good?

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 12:08 AM (+FzLa)

474

go to gateway pundit--look at top story titled "oops!"

sigh. just fucking a shit sandwhich of sigh.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 13, 2009 12:08 AM (lQN2o)

475

Hooray, Katya is still here! I was already going through withdrawal. I posted upthread that you’d defend me in my David Tennant obsession.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 12:09 AM (RZ8pf)

476 Yeah, Blazer. I've seen it in a commercial about Friday Night Lights or something like that. Kind of a surreal commercial.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:10 AM (5PVfa)

477 450

The ONT now is a bit less ghey and Hallmarky.

If you think about it for a minute, you'll figure it out. Just sayin'.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 12, 2009 11:57 PM

It was kind of like what Penthouse Forum would be like without the sex parts.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 12:11 AM (sYxEE)

478 Try out the Montage. Great way to sample a lot of pictures fast.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:11 AM (5PVfa)

479 476- Ooo! Friday Night Lights is coming back? When?!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 12:12 AM (qsdeN)

480 Heh.

Che just took a bullet in the leg and got captured.

I got this far, I'll stick with it to see the fucker executed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2009 12:12 AM (9Lm5R)

481 Thats sweet kbear. Do you have any money?

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 12:03 AM

Would you like to go bike riding with me sometime? I feel so alone

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at November 13, 2009 12:13 AM (sYxEE)

482 How exactly is a "moronathon" different from what happens on ONTs every night?

Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 12, 2009 11:53 PM (nS7nk)

Real sex happens.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 12, 2009 11:56 PM (dQdrY)

That's a damn, dirty lie.

Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 13, 2009 12:13 AM (nS7nk)

483

Hooray, Katya is still here! I was already going through withdrawal. I posted upthread that you’d defend me in my David Tennant obsession.

What's to defend? Most women heart him. Men don't matter.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 13, 2009 12:13 AM (DL88E)

484

Ooo! Friday Night Lights is coming back? When?!

Don't know. It's about upcoming stuff, though.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:14 AM (5PVfa)

485 Hey, I missed V this week, dangit. What happened?

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:15 AM (5PVfa)

486 479 476- Ooo! Friday Night Lights is coming back? When?! Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 12:12 AM

Happy Pony is on that night, and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony

Posted by: Shep Smith-Cooper at November 13, 2009 12:15 AM (sYxEE)

487 Compressed Rolls on a snare drum are lifelong unrealised dreams of mine. thx

Posted by: Priests of the Temples of Syrinx at November 13, 2009 12:15 AM (I1p4z)

488 Hey, I missed V this week, dangit. What happened?

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:15 AM (5PVfa)

Lizards and stuff. One Lizard went to see another lizard to fix up his fake human skin.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 12:16 AM (YX6i/)

489

Hooray, Katya is still here! I was already going through withdrawal. I posted upthread that you’d defend me in my David Tennant obsession.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 12:09 AM (RZ8pf)

Once again, my little tart. Tom Baker is Doctor Who, not that little underwear model of the month.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 12:17 AM (+FzLa)

490 Happy Pony is on that night, and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony
Posted by: Shep Smith-Cooper at November 13, 2009 12:15 AM

Don't worry, I recorded it

Posted by: dum-dum, the only non-partisan tv watcher on AoSHQ at November 13, 2009 12:17 AM (sYxEE)

491 Haven't had the courage to read the drudge thing about "running out of Gold" but have read various hints on financial blogs that maybe there is some sort of problem with Gold....what do you guys think...if you read the link???

Posted by: curious at November 13, 2009 12:17 AM (p302b)

492 485- Basically, the Vs are Stasi and anyone could secretly be one.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 12:18 AM (qsdeN)

493

Lizards and stuff. One Lizard went to see another lizard to fix up his fake human skin.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 12:16 AM

Where was that filmed, in Nancy Pelosi's dressing room?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 12:18 AM (sYxEE)

494 491-I just skimmed it. Unless you want an upset tummy for the night, do not read it.

Posted by: HeatherS at November 13, 2009 12:20 AM (g3lRW)

495 Hey, I missed V this week, dangit. What happened?

Not sure, but I bet someone stood up to the military-industrial complex, another found single motherhood to be challenging but empowering, and we find out that Big Oil is the real threat.

Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 13, 2009 12:21 AM (nS7nk)

496

One Lizard went to see another lizard to fix up his fake human skin.

Are they eating white mice yet?

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:21 AM (5PVfa)

497

That's a damn, dirty lie.

Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 13, 2009 12:13 AM (nS7nk)

They don't call them meat-ups for nothing. Of course ONTers have to pay for it, but dosen't everyone, really?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 13, 2009 12:21 AM (dQdrY)

498 Any hot women with big hair? Or just hot women with little hair?

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:21 AM (5PVfa)

499
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

A. - All invented by women.

I propose the ONT Moronettes do something over-the-top in LV (as a group) if this National meet-up happens. It would be like a challenge to get *tweets* over to the dark dark ONT and bow to you wonderful wimmenz.

Discuss.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 13, 2009 12:22 AM (rYWEB)

500 Okay, I haven't read all the comments, so somebody may have pointed this out--

On the site with the Lady Gaga vs. Amy Crackhouse, off on the right, there is "A Tribute to Men Looking at Boobs". Click on it.

It is funny.

Posted by: Secundus at November 13, 2009 12:23 AM (cTWrP)

501 All us guys could dress up in fat Elvis costumes.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:23 AM (5PVfa)

502 Are they eating white mice yet?

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:21 AM (5PVfa)

Not yet. Maybe frogs?

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 12:24 AM (YX6i/)

503 I propose the ONT Moronettes do something over-the-top in LV (as a group) if this National meet-up happens. It would be like a challenge to get *tweets* over to the dark dark ONT and bow to you wonderful wimmenz.

Discuss.

As if we would need a reason to do something over-the-top.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 12:25 AM (hA5JK)

504 499--You forgot frequency-hopping radios, a la SINCGARS

Posted by: Secundus at November 13, 2009 12:26 AM (cTWrP)

505

494 491-I just skimmed it. Unless you want an upset tummy for the night, do not read it.

We're going to be a third world country. Count on it. All the entitlement program addicts will have big screen tv's but no electricity to run them.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 13, 2009 12:26 AM (DL88E)

506 tvguide.com has a really thorough V episode recap.

Meanwhile, my new hero: someone went through The Last Days of Disco and put every kate beckinsale scene up on youtube (this is the movie i was talking about earlier, it has Robert Sean Leonard in it too, and Dinozzo!! AND it's conservative, maybe it can be our official ONT movie?):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87fYVuiCu4

Posted by: Adrian at November 13, 2009 12:27 AM (IAHCE)

507 499- I do like it when a man falls prostrate before me. It's a nice little pick-me-up.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 12:27 AM (qsdeN)

508 I know you don't like this blogger but a picture is worth a thousand words

Posted by: curious at November 13, 2009 12:27 AM (p302b)

509 491 Haven't had the courage to read the drudge thing about "running out of Gold" but have read various hints on financial blogs that maybe there is some sort of problem with Gold....what do you guys think...if you read the link???

I read on Zerohedge.com that there's only about 5 trillion in known reserves at the present price.

There is 24 trillion in paper money just for the bailouts of the world's banking systems alone.

Sausages and laws my friend

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 12:28 AM (sYxEE)

510 508 I know you don't like this blogger but a picture is worth a thousand words

No pledging fidelity to anything except yourself. The true path of the sociopath.

Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 13, 2009 12:29 AM (nS7nk)

511 507

Tasers aren't that expensive. In case you get a little blue.

Posted by: Secundus at November 13, 2009 12:29 AM (cTWrP)

512
OK.. Way, way over the top then. You and Mortis getting married at that time would be awesome. Hundreds of fat Elvis Morons would make the news.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 13, 2009 12:29 AM (rYWEB)

513
As if we would need a reason to do something over-the-top.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 12:25 AM (hA5JK)

If you need a reason, do it for science. If thats not enough, do it for your country.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 12:29 AM (+FzLa)

514 Click through to the HD version of the time lapse thing on the dude's website. It blows the itty bitty version out of the water.

Posted by: rockhead at November 13, 2009 12:29 AM (RykTt)

515 505-Yup.

508-I ABHOR that man-child!!

Posted by: HeatherS at November 13, 2009 12:30 AM (g3lRW)

516

One Lizard went to see another lizard to fix up his fake human skin.

Are they eating white mice yet?

The only memorable thing I can remember is the son of the single mother has joined the visitor youth club thingy secretly against his mother's warning to make time with the hot teenage lizard. And the journalist's partner, who is a visitor spy who got shot last ep is still alive.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 13, 2009 12:30 AM (DL88E)

517 #491 The rumor has it, that the Chicom have been secretly buying up all the gold they can with the soon to be worthless dollars that they have. Started the first of the year. Some dealers have been telling me, that it could hit 1.300 to 1,500 by next year. The price of gold is dictated by the world jewelry markets. Steady increase since Obama has gone wild with our money

Posted by: mystry at November 13, 2009 12:31 AM (kmgIE)

518
I do like it when a man falls prostrate before me. It's a nice little pick-me-up.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 13, 2009 12:27 AM (qsdeN)

How about when a mans prostate falls before you ? Yea, I didn't think so.

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 12:33 AM (+FzLa)

519 512
OK.. Way, way over the top then. You and Mortis getting married at that time would be awesome. Hundreds of fat Elvis Morons would make the news.

At the last meet-up Sassy was telling us that we should get married in Vegas.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 12:34 AM (hA5JK)

520 508 I know you don't like this blogger but a picture is worth a thousand words

I love Pamela, I wish she'd stop being mad at me though. All I said in front of her once was "I'd like to ride that wet and put it away dry", and she gets all hysterical. If she doesn't care for jet-skis, it's not that big a deal.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 12:34 AM (sYxEE)

521 One Lizard went to see another lizard to fix up his fake human skin

I'm in such a rut these days, when I first read that I thought it was an Obama snark

Posted by: Secundus at November 13, 2009 12:34 AM (cTWrP)

522 Hey, Elizabeth, INTP, diamond.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:35 AM (5PVfa)

523

You know what would rule? If Beavis and Butt-head started making snarky comments on videos again. That would rule. Especially if they were Obama or Olbermen videos.

"Uhhh...this guy sucks. Change the channel." "Aaaah.. He's on this channel too." "Maybe we should turn the TV off." "AAAAH!" "Just kidding." "Hey, let's vote for federally subsidized non-sucking videos!" "Huh huh huh huh yeah, that would rule." "Heh eh heh heh! Yeah!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 13, 2009 12:38 AM (eNxMU)

524 521 One Lizard went to see another lizard to fix up his fake human skin

I'm in such a rut these days, when I first read that I thought it was an Obama snark
Posted by: Secundus at November 13, 2009 12:34 AM

For watching me and Kilgroe get dressed, I ban you and bid you adieu

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at November 13, 2009 12:38 AM (sYxEE)

525 Hey, Elizabeth, INTP, diamond.
Yeah, the similarity is a little freaky

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 12:38 AM (hA5JK)

526 "Hey, let's vote for federally subsidized non-sucking videos!"

You said 'subsidize'. That's what homos do.

Posted by: Beavis at November 13, 2009 12:39 AM (SwkdU)

527 I love Pamela, I wish she'd stop being mad at me though. All I said in front of her once was "I'd like to ride that wet and put it away dry", and she gets all hysterical. If she doesn't care for jet-skis, it's not that big a deal.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2009 12:34 AM (sYxEE)

I know what you mean. All I said was, I was tired of milking all of my projects before I brougt out the pearl necklace.

And then I got slapped. WTF ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 12:40 AM (+FzLa)

528 506 Meanwhile, my new hero: someone went through The Last Days of Disco....

Oh, I love it!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 13, 2009 12:43 AM (zmiSr)

529

The price of gold is dictated by the world jewelry markets.

It figures the Jews are behind it.

Posted by: palin dick steele at November 13, 2009 12:44 AM (2qU2d)

530

Once again, my little tart. Tom Baker is Doctor Who, not that little underwear model of the month.

Are you calling me or Katya a tart? Look, yes Tom Baker was the greatest Doctor Who, but he wasn't the cutest.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 12:44 AM (RZ8pf)

531 FYI To the best of my knowledge, gold, silver, copper, any raw resource is no longer mined. We have plenty, but the EPA, Environment wackos will not allow anything to be mined. A lot of coal is still stripped mined, but I am afraid that Obama may have his eye on this, as soon as Health care and cap& trade is passed. but who knows, his Czars are little kings however.

Posted by: mystry at November 13, 2009 12:45 AM (kmgIE)

532 Did the plumber show?

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 12:46 AM (YX6i/)

533 I got slapped once too.

Our local store carries condoms behind the counter and you need to ask the salesperson to get them.
So I went up to the salesperson but I was so nervous I could only ask where the straws were.
So I bought the straws and left only to have to come back to buy my condoms.
Again, I came into the store and was still so nervous I could only ask where the tweezers were, so I bought them and left.
I once again had to go back and buy my condoms. So I went up to the salesperson and said, in a low tone, "I need some condoms."
The salesperson rang up the sale and said, "First you come in to buy straws, then to buy tweezers, and now to buy condoms..."
"...What I want to know is are you going to suck it, pluck it, or fuck it?"

FML

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 13, 2009 12:46 AM (rYWEB)

534 529

The price of gold is dictated by the world jewelry markets.

It figures the Jews are behind it.

Posted by: palin dick steele at November 13, 2009 12:44 AM (2qU2d)

I heard that ace banned you for disclosing where he hid his secret jew gold. He banned me for disclosing where he hid his secret jew booze.

OK, ace isn't jewish. But he has a beard and lives in NY. Close enough

Posted by: honist clowd at November 13, 2009 12:51 AM (sYxEE)

535 #529 Actually, India buys and uses the most gold. #2 is Italy. We are talking jewelry here.

Posted by: mystry at November 13, 2009 12:51 AM (kmgIE)

536

Did the plumber show?

No, I called and re-scheduled for tomorrow. 9pm is a little late for me to be having a service guy in my house. It makes me nervous being all alone etc.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 12:53 AM (RZ8pf)

537

Are you calling me or Katya a tart? Look, yes Tom Baker was the greatest Doctor Who, but he wasn't the cutest.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 12:44 AM (RZ8pf)

You will always be my tart PGIS. Your as sour as a Lemon Party, only with less dicks. Tom Baker Doctor Who, bad teeth and all is theonly Doc Who..

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 12:53 AM (+FzLa)

538 You guys have devolved into talking about appointments with plumbers? When is the wild bricklayer shit going to start?

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:54 AM (5PVfa)

539

I prefer platinum jewelry.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 12:54 AM (RZ8pf)

540 531 FYI To the best of my knowledge, gold, silver, copper, any raw resource is no longer mined. We have plenty, but the EPA, Environment wackos will not allow anything to be mined. A lot of coal is still stripped mined, but I am afraid that Obama may have his eye on this, as soon as Health care and cap& trade is passed. but who knows, his Czars are little kings however.

There will still be some gold mined. If the most powerful man in the world and the smartest human ever to walk the earth can't have his bling, what's the point

Posted by: King Barry I at November 13, 2009 12:55 AM (sYxEE)

541

Your as sour as a Lemon Party

I’m not that old yet, Blazer.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 12:55 AM (RZ8pf)

542

9pm is a little late for me to be having a service guy in my house.

I'm guessing you could have relieved some tension and got a discount.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 13, 2009 12:56 AM (dQdrY)

543 I'm going to go climb into bed with my man.
Goodnight morons and moronettes.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 13, 2009 12:56 AM (hA5JK)

544 I gotta get my hands on LOTS of gold before the Indians buy it all up. The wife wants one of those gold waist chains the Penthouse girls wear

Posted by: King Barry I at November 13, 2009 12:57 AM (sYxEE)

545

The smart ads have determined that I need shoes, custom M&Ms, stuff from Crate & Barrel, and tires. I’ll go along with all of that except the tires, mine are still fine.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 12:57 AM (RZ8pf)

546

If the most powerful man in the world and the smartest human ever to walk the earth can't have his bling, what's the point
Maybe he'll O.G.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2009 12:58 AM (2qU2d)

547

Well, true 9pm is not too late for me to service a guy in my house…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 12:58 AM (RZ8pf)

548 There will still be some gold mined. If the most powerful man in the world and the smartest human ever to walk the earth can't have his bling, what's the point

Posted by: King Barry I at November 13, 2009 12:55 AM (sYxEE)

I thought you were just going to take it away from the rest of us.

Posted by: Editor at November 13, 2009 12:58 AM (YX6i/)

549 531

Never did like that title, Czar; sounds too regal. We need something a little more down to earth. 'People's Commisar', for instance.

Posted by: Secundus at November 13, 2009 12:59 AM (cTWrP)

550

Your as sour as a Lemon Party

I’m not that old yet, Blazer.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 12:55 AM (RZ8pf)

Just so you know, 30 is the cut off here PGIS, and I'm I'm a Sand Man.

Oh, Runner !!

Posted by: Blazer at November 13, 2009 01:00 AM (+FzLa)

551

Fine, I’m going to bed before I get sent to carousel.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2009 01:02 AM (RZ8pf)

552 You guys have devolved into talking about appointments with plumbers? When is the wild bricklayer shit going to start?

Posted by: You're Gonna Need a Montage (rdb) at November 13, 2009 12:54 AM (5PVfa)

Hey some of us are jus' lookin' out for the womens folks around here. We're not all cocksucking lawyers.

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Yeah, the Seventh AF is still here, but I think those bases are in the central part of SK rather than in Seoul itself.

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(It's one of those hi-tech, hi-bandwidth code languages.)

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