1 Okay, which one of you morons is Andy Levy, 'cause his response to a possible conservative meet-up was just freakin' awesome.

2 Good evening, morons! Hopefully you all did something for a vet today. I took mine out to dinner.

3 I also see Google honored vets today. Do they usually do something for Veterans Day?

4 I also saw Law Abiding Citizen today. Not as good as Taken. It's a little more predictable, but it's a decent vigilante flick.

5 I did the happy dance last night. The 16 year old came home from work. Normally, she has zero interest in talking to the parental units but last night was one of those rare nights she felt like chatting up Mom and Dad. Got on the subject of what she was doing in school (private Catholic High School). One of her classes was "Social Justice". Explained they had to do a paper on if it was o.k. to help illegal immigrants. Her answer "Hell No, they aren't here legally, we have enough problems with our own people, ship them all back to where they came from." Mrs. Mallamutt, being the bleeding heart liberal, just slinked back to the bedroom to avoid the sight of me high fiving my daughter. I did not gloat. I merely walked backed to the bedroom, and doing my best Darth Vader impersonation (which sucks) told my wife "Soon, her journey to the dark side will be complete.".

6 and mallamutt may have the night's threadwinner at post five.

/highfives mallamutt

7 Mallamutt - you're married to a bleeding hearter?  My condolences.  Could not even imagine.

8 Good for your daughter, Mallamutt! That's one more for team Darth Cheney!

9 My Great Grandfather served in the Civil War with a New York Calvary Unit.  His job was to protect DC from Johnny Reb.  He never saw action, but it's cool to have an ancestor who served the U.S. in this way.

10 The American soldier is teh awesome.

11

Mallamutt - you're married to a bleeding hearter?  My condolences.  Could not even imagine.

Meet her at law school. Never asked what she majored in at college till after we were engaged. When I finally got around to asking, she told me.......journolism.

I have asked her to never tell the kids this.

12 A patriotic sung when we had a patriotic president: http://tinyurl.com/6mlqj2


And a personal favorite of mine.

13 WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama does not plan to accept any of the Afghanistan war options presented by his national security team, pushing instead for revisions to clarify how and when U.S. troops would turn over responsibility to the Afghan government, a senior administration official said Wednesday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_us_afghanistan

And he votes "Present."

14

"social justice". blech. break out the pepto.

married to a lib for all these years. good gravy you guys must like love each other and stuff

your daughter is (a) working and (b) leaning right. looks like Papa Mallamutt is certainly doing something right!

15 Ace post a thread about a conservative convention and all of sudden I start seeing ads for hotels in Orlando, Florida on the site - coincidence?

16

I have asked her to never tell the kids this.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 11, 2009 10:04 PM (V9SYy)

And burn the degree.

17 New York Calvary Unit

Did they execute Rebs by crucifixion?

18

I am hesitant on "The Pacific". I am sure it will be good, but I doubt it will be as good as Band of Brothers.

Part of what made BoB so good to be was that it didn't involve the conventional Hollywood plot lines.  It was simply about the men during the war, preparing for war, and their conversations and interactions while in the field.  The only love interest was when the Medic fell in love with the French nurse, but it took up maybe 5 minutes of the episode and wasn't over the top sappy.

My concern is that they will turn "The Pacific" into something more like "Pearl Harbor"/"Flags of our Fathers"  than BoB or "Letters from Iwo Jima". It will be more about the mens lives states side as well as in theater. It will be more hollywood, than semi-documentary(i use that term in its loosest sense).

 

I don't know if that makes sense to anyone, but that is the feeling i got from the clip. That said, I will watch it, I will probably love it, but I am not expecting Band of Brothers level entertainment.

19 Wow, just wow inre Obama and Afghanistan.  Can he really be this obtuse?  No plan, no nothing, no more troops, no reduction, no pull out just some desire to have the Afghans clean up their act BEFORE we do what the Generals want?  Can you say recipe for diaster?

20

5

congrats Mallamut

21 Looking forward to The Pacific.  Hope it stays true to the book.  Hope it does not get the Pearl Harbor treatment.

22

Wow, just wow inre Obama and Afghanistan.  Can he really be this obtuse?  No plan, no nothing, no more troops, no reduction, no pull out just some desire to have the Afghans clean up their act BEFORE we do what the Generals want?  Can you say recipe for diaster?

The One is just trying to vote "Present". No one told him before he was elected that as President of the United States, you have to actually make a decision.

23 So what did Teh Won do today? Did he go to any ceremonies honoring our veterans? Say anything nice? Or did he just disparage them as usual. Besides voting present on Afghanistan.

24

The One is just trying to vote "Present".

Anyone surprised?

25 Mallamutt, that is awesome!  I can only hope my daughter and son follow through as well.  Unlike you though, I got me a nice, conservative, red meat wife.  No arguments on the political front!

26 #13.  WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama does not plan to accept any of the Afghanistan war options presented by his national security team, pushing instead for revisions to clarify how and when U.S. troops would turn over responsibility to the Afghan government, a senior administration official said Wednesday.

I remember during one of my ROTC classes that there are 3 possible decisions to make about any situation - the right decision, the wrong decisions, and no decision.  In this case, Obama's making "no decision".  This is probably the worst decision.

Or, as another poster said, Obama is voting "present".

27

So what did Teh Won do today? Did he go to any ceremonies honoring our veterans? Say anything nice? Or did he just disparage them as usual. Besides voting present on Afghanistan.

He did the wreath laying at Arlington. Of course, at one point during the ceremony, Michelle our Belle and Sheriff Joe were laughing about something. On camera. I guess no one told these 2 clowns it was supposed to be a somber ceremony. Of course, what do you expect from an Administration that does a "shout out" before addressing the tragedy that was Fort Hood.

28

The national anthem at the 1991 NHL All Star Game in Chicago. This happened at the start of the persian gulf war.

http://www.tinyurl.com/n5s52

 

29 Obama is voting "present".

Because governing is hard. *insert whine*

30 No one told him before he was elected that as President of the United States, you have to actually make a decision.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 11, 2009 10:09 PM (V9SYy)

Hey, that's not fair. He chose the arugula with determination and moral certitude.

31 I sense that there will soon be a lot of openings in the Flag ranks soon as those who have the smarts to lead our forces will resign instead of getting orders that are stamped PRESENT by the POTUS.  Stand by for the General Clark types to take leadership.  Good times.

32 Cool Greg. My g-g-g grandfather took a bullet in the leg at Spotsylvania Courthouse. Didn't kill him but it messed him up. You can order copies of their records from DC, it's pretty interesting if you're into that kind of thing.

33 Uh,let me be clear, regarding our plan for Afghanistan. I will be announcing it shortly. Right after I figure out who I can throw under the bus if it goes wrong.

34 at one point during the ceremony, Michelle our Belle and Sheriff Joe were laughing about something. On camera.

Oh for the love of God. Did these people not see the camera rolling? Do they not know that even though they don't care, they should at least PRETEND? I'll give Slow Joe a pass. He's an idiot and mostly harmless. I expect Michelle to be better at holding her nose since she sleeps with Barry every night and has to stroke his ego all the time.

35

He did the wreath laying at Arlington. Of course, at one point during the ceremony, Michelle our Belle and Sheriff Joe were laughing about something. On camera. I guess no one told these 2 clowns it was supposed to be a somber ceremony. Of course, what do you expect from an Administration that does a "shout out" before addressing the tragedy that was Fort Hood.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 11, 2009 10:11 PM (V9SYy)

Are you serious???  Video link?

36 re: 28  Chicago??  Awesome.

37

So what did Teh Won do today? Did he go to any ceremonies honoring our veterans? Say anything nice? Or did he just disparage them as usual. Besides voting present on Afghanistan.

 

at least he didn't refer to wounded soldiers as "fallen soldiers" like he did on the campaign trail.  And he knew the difference between Veterans Day and Memorial Day this time.

38 23 So what did Teh Won do today? Did he go to any ceremonies honoring our veterans? Say anything nice? Or did he just disparage them as usual. Besides voting present on Afghanistan.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 10:09 PM (GZnia)

He laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns. His darling Wookie was yukking it up beforehand. I nearly shot my tv. I'll have to buy a new one anyway, that kind of stupid just doesn't wash out.

39

Are you serious???  Video link?

It was on MSNBC (I know, I shouldn't but every once in awhile I turn it on just to see what the left is,uh, for lack of a better word, thinking) so I am not sure its still up. And I suck at the tiny url thing.

40

Cool Greg. My g-g-g grandfather took a bullet in the leg at Spotsylvania Courthouse. Didn't kill him but it messed him up. You can order copies of their records from DC, it's pretty interesting if you're into that kind of thing.

 

My grandfather was telling me about his service. He told me he never thought he could shoot down a german plane. However just last year he shot down  a Lufthansa flight.

 

 

^{_{(stole that joke from the simpsons)}}

41 And he knew the difference between Veterans Day and Memorial Day this time.

You'd think such a cult of personality would have better staff and speechwriters.

42 Can I just finish this waffle?

43 I'm sure Gateway Pundit will post the video.  Or Hot Air.  Or Ace.  Or someone!

44 [I'm a scummy spammer and I suck]

45 >>Wow, just wow inre Obama and Afghanistan.

....And now, ALL momentum is lost.

I've shaken the hands of kids who died there. Throats cut, shot, blown up. For nothing, now.

46 I find the lack of diversity in that photo of American troops
disturbing.

Diversity makes us strong. Gen. Casey, military genius that almost lost Iraq, says so.

Just ask the 13 dead at Ft. Hood.

47 Let me be clear, I was for the war in Afghanistan before I was against it.  Major Hasan has made it clear that we are wrong in this war and I must vote present until Sheriff Joe can figure out how to split Afghanistan peacefully in three sections.  Congress must also pass the legalization of Opium so we can undercut the Taliban's source of income.

48 South Park is going off on Glenn Beck. It's actually pretty damn funny.

49 Hey, air yeezy shoes, Ace wants to do this convention, think you guys could chip in with a few sponsor dollars?

50 That's an awesome pic; my new sreensaver. God bless our troops and our vets. We can never do enough for these men and women.

51 With the Old Breed is a good book.  My copy is autographed by the Sledgehammer.

His son went on a research trip to Peleliu and asked Eugene if he wanted to come for free and see the places where he had fought.  Eugene told him that he had already had his all-expense-paid trip to the South Seas, courtesy of Uncle Sam, and once was enough.

Rest in Peace EB.

52 I'm glad we have such classy people in the White House, not like that cowboy we had for 8 years.

53 Obama is playing hardball with the Republican's.  He wants his health care bill NOW and in order for the General's troop increase to go forth, they must cave and jump onboard the health care express.  You know I'm right on this one.

54 And I should say with certain Democrats like Lieberman.

55 Regarding Afghanistan Barry has decided to declare Chaos and go home.

56 Heartfelt thanks to all vets past and present.  My respect for you is never ending.

Now for that douchebag Jon Gosselin, our men and women fight for that dick weasels freedom.  Something is seriously wrong with that.

57 The headline for the article linked in #13 is,

"Official: Obama Wants His War Options Changed."

And I'm starting to want mine changed, as I wait to learn whether I'll deploy as part of a middle-ground compromise between defeat and victory, under a Commander in Chief who fears the former but doesn't believe in the latter.

58 43
That's my triumvirate I live by every day...more like every 15 minutues

59

other patriotic sports clips

Rick Monday saves the flag

 

http://www.tinyurl.com/y8ckknx

 

Bush throws strike after 9/11, not wearing mom jeans

http://www.tinyurl.com/c3g6me

 

 

60 I was listening to some financial-news podcast and heard something that still has me grinding my teeth: "The taxpayers owe a little support to people who over-extended themselves." Raaaarrrr! Hulk smash puny little bleeding heart douchebag!

I don't owe you the stink off my shit, you fucking non-producing zeros!

I'm gonna go out and punch a hobo in the face. Not because I'm pissed off; it's just something I do every night before going to bed.

61 What shoes go with a denim skirt and a light-colored cotton blouse?

Should they match the belt?

62 Republicans need to tell him to fuck off. On every damn thing. Let the Dems own it all.

63

per newsbusters: montel williams suggest ft. hood shooting could cause massive internment, like Japanese Under FDR.

hmm, me thinks he's enjoyed that bong of his a few times today.

64 Mallamutt-

I've felt the same way with all of my neices and nephews, who despite being the product of public schools have all gone conservative.

Examples: 

Two of my nephews pop up on Facebook as having joined the group "Dora the Explorer is SO an Illegal Alien."

Another nephew in a Facebook update describes his nightmare as being stuck alone with Barack Obama.

A neice is in trouble in college during her Freshman year for arguing a conservative point of view with an ultra-lefty professor...and winning!

Since my wife and I don't have kids, these are my precious little vicarious moments.

65 Bush throws strike after 9/11, not wearing mom jeans

Yeah, but Bush is a REAL man. Teh Won is a pansy.

66

 find the lack of diversity in that photo of American troops
disturbing.

Diversity makes us strong. Gen. Casey, military genius that almost lost Iraq, says so.

Just ask the 13 dead at Ft. Hood.

 

i think you misunderstood him. He was saying 14 dead and 30+ wounded is acceptable if it means the Armed forces can maintain diversity. See?

Also it is 14 dead, an unborn baby counts in my book.

67 I miss Laura Bush too.  She has class, which our current First Lady completely lacks.

68 I find the lack of diversity in that photo of American troops
disturbing.

Power Line has a post today about the Naval Academy's decision to remove two midshipmen from the color guard at the World Series and replace them with two others because the first lineup wasn't diverse enough. Scroll down to "An Insufficiently Colorful Color Guard?"

69 I can understand acceptable battlefield losses. I will never stop being enraged at the idea of acceptable diversity losses. Gen. Casey = Cocksucker.

70 I'm glad that you all are raising smart kids ... gives me a glimmer of hope for our future.

BTW, I'm really looking forward to The Pacific. Will it be as good as Band of Brothers? I hope so.

71 Diversity didn't do crap for me. Instead it hindered me. Can't get into the good colleges from high school because there are too many Asians. Fuck diversity. What happened to meritocracy?

72

Maet, after all the complaints and infighting I cannot believe you've put a link about dating and relationships in the body of the ONT.

And salute to all the vets here on your day.

73 [spam spam spam]

74 You know, a battle cry for conservatives should be, "Diversity is healthy.  Worshiping diversity is suicidal."

Or, something like that.

75 And as far as Obama's "none of the above" move on Afghanistan: it's a prelude to a retreat. No doubt or question. He'll blame it all on Karzai and the corruption in the Afghan government, of course, like Afghanistan has ever been anything other than a completely corrupt shit-hole. Alexander the Great even mentioned how unreliable and corrupt the Pashtuns are. It's not like this is a new phenomenon.

For Bammer, it's purely politics. This war looks primed to drag on far beyond Bammer's POTUS horizon, bringing him only grief with no countervailing glorious victories to use at election-time. This is a President who has almost no real grasp of foreign-policy at all, and is ignoring the advice of his senior military men in favor of political appointees and State Department hacks.

And the Paks, ever sensitive to the winds of change, will see this (correctly) as American fecklessness and will pull back their own assaults into the FATA -- why bother agitating the Taliban if they can just run over into Afghanistan? And the ISI never has been all that keen on putting the blocks to the Taliban anyway; the Taliban are good allies for the ISI in many ways. And of course it will re-ignite the meme that Americans are always weak, they always run from a tough fight: the lie we thought we laid to rest in Iraq once and for all.

Mr. Obama: you may not be interested in our enemies right now, distracted as you are with your domestic agenda. But our enemies are interested in us. We swore eight years ago to bring the perpetrators of 9/11 to justice -- that we would not falter or fail. Well, from where I'm standing, this certainly looks like faltering...and our enemies will see it that way as well.

76 I see laser engravers are back. Are they aiming to take over for lacewigs?

77

Diversity didn't do crap for me. Instead it hindered me. Can't get into the good colleges from high school because there are too many Asians. Fuck diversity. What happened to meritocracy?

WTR, you should have said you were a North Korean American. Stalinist Commies get extra points for admissions. Plus liberals can't tell asians apart despite all their claims at being better than us.

78 For what it's worth, South Park officially sux.  Everybody knows it, we've seen it deteriorate for some time.  Somebody should make the decision to put it out of its misery, because it's an embarrassment to keep using the same characters to do what has essentially nothing to do with their previous seasons.

79 Maet, after all the complaints and infighting I cannot believe you've put a link about dating and relationships in the body of the ONT.

Well it's like catnip for the morons.

80 25- CDR, what's a red meat wife? I haven't heard that one.

81 WTR, you should have said you were a North Korean American. Stalinist Commies get extra points for admissions. Plus liberals can't tell asians apart despite all their claims at being better than us

Damn, I hadn't thought of that. The liberals have no love for the ChiComs? Cause I could more legitimately claim that. Instead I went the back way and did community college. No one cares about diversity except when it comes to the freshman class.

82 South Park officially sux? That is news to me.  I agree the episode quality is uneven and some aren't too good.  But the good shows are still teh awesome.

83

If you can wait for the DVD, avoid HBO if you can.

It's always been left, that I know. But I got it a month ago for Curb Your Enthusiasm. Since then, they've been showing this documentary every Monday night about the mistreatment of homosexuals in every aspect of life (and I'm gay friendly (for lack of a better phrase) but it's a bit much-even for me).

Oh and then there's this documentary on the damn erection over election of President All Eyes on Me. Vomit worthy. Because I've become a complete paranoid over the past year I'm convinced they held off on showing until now as they knew at some point his ratings would take a noise dive and they're trying to recapture the magic that was 2008. Sounds like a project right up Kumar's alley.

I don't even flip over to HBO except for Sundays at 9m-total waste of $15 p/month.

84 What happened to meritocracy?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 10:34 PM (GZnia)

It was murdered by "compassion."

American style diversity is a path to balkanization. Good times ahead.

85 Let me just take this comment to say, I hate romcoms with the white hot hatred of a thousand suns. (Except Love Actually.) I've gotten dragged to them by various friends and each time I want to shoot myself.

86 wherestherum,

I have many Asian American friends.   Some have mentioned isolated incidents of prejudice, but for the most part never complain.  Most of them just work hard and succeed-  As all Americans should!

87

For what it's worth, South Park officially sux.  Everybody knows it, we've seen it deteriorate for some time.  Somebody should make the decision to put it out of its misery, because it's an embarrassment to keep using the same characters to do what has essentially nothing to do with their previous seasons.

please tell me you are joking? It is hilarious. It is one of the few shows where I laugh out loud. Also they are raging libertarians and will rip into the left like crazy. Don't tell me you want script continuity between each episode.

Your critizism follows this formula

1. Make comment

2.??

3. make a fortune.

88
Th biggest story of the night is that wicked-smart genius Barack Obama has decided to preemptively lose the Afghan War by refusing his General's troop requests.  WHOO-HOOO, now Vietnam isn't the only war the U.S. has lost.  Hey, the Left and the Democrats (but I repeat myself) tried their best to lose the War in Iraq but that dang BusHitler stayed the course and refused to go wobbly and won the damn thing.  Not that Barack and his pals didn't do all they could to lose it also.

89

80, I'm guessing it's one who doesn't say "you should get the baked chicken because it's better for you" very often

 

90

If you can wait for the DVD, avoid HBO if you can.

It's always been left, that I know. But I got it a month ago for Curb Your Enthusiasm. Since then, they've been showing this documentary every Monday night about the mistreatment of homosexuals in every aspect of life (and I'm gay friendly (for lack of a better phrase) but it's a bit much-even for me).

Oh and then there's this documentary on the damn erection over election of President All Eyes on Me. Vomit worthy. Because I've become a complete paranoid over the past year I'm convinced they held off on showing until now as they knew at some point his ratings would take a noise dive and they're trying to recapture the magic that was 2008. Sounds like a project right up Kumar's alley.

I don't even flip over to HBO except for Sundays at 9m-total waste of $15 p/month.

 

yeah i love a show on Showtime called "dexter" but i refuse to pay for it.

i go to this site ch131(dot)com, it has all the shows the day after they come out.

91 #84  American style diversity is a path to balkanization. Good times ahead.

This style of diversity is also a path to total chaos, which our liberal overlords are undoubtedly counting on.  But with chaos, also comes the end.

92 What's with this "white hot hatred of a thousand suns" you keep mentioning, Rum? You've mentioned it in regard to the BF's cat, something else I can't remember, and now this. I'm going to have to borrow that expression ;-)

93

Let me just take this comment to say, I hate romcoms with the white hot hatred of a thousand suns. (Except Love Actually.) I've gotten dragged to them by various friends and each time I want to shoot myself.

i will admit i liked  "When Harry Met Sally" , but that is about it for romcoms

94 93 - ditto.

95 Obama's war strategy will change 1,000 times.  What he says today or tomorrow, or what he said yesterday, is meaningless. 

I agree with Monty @75 though, we will eventually end up retreating as soon as Obama can do so without damaging political capital and legacy.

96 speaking of romantic comedies. Where has Michael in Mi been? hope the flame war didn't make him leave

97

Obama's war strategy will change 1,000 times.  What he says today or tomorrow, or what he said yesterday, is meaningless. 

I agree with Monty @75 though, we will eventually end up retreating as soon as Obama can do so without damaging political capital and legacy.

(read: November 5th 2012.)

98 General Mitchell is the father of the United States Air Force. He was court marshalled for speaking his mind. It has always been this way in the armed forces.  PS. try to goolgle General Mitchell. His name will not come up.  You must know to type in "Billy" Mitchell. It's that bad @ google.

99 96 speaking of romantic comedies. Where has Michael in Mi been? hope the flame war didn't make him leave

Posted by: Ben at November 11, 2009 10:46 PM (bftbi)

Beware - if you say his name 3 times, he will appear. And will only be satisfied with blood. Mostly yours.

100 Posted by: Mallamutt at November 11, 2009 09:58 PM (V9SYy)

LOVE IT!

To all here who have served and are serving this great country in the United States military, thank you from the bottom of my heart!  That also goes for those here who have loved ones who served and are currently doing so.  Not only is it the soldier who sacrifices, but their loved ones do, too. 

101 Beware - if you say his name 3 times, he will appear. And will only be satisfied with blood. Mostly yours.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 11, 2009 10:49 PM (nvw4C)

Do you have to wait until midnight?

102 Hey, Sassy! I don't know who I got the phrase from but it was another moron here. I think it was one of the janes, either d'oh or unknown. I kinda like the phrase myself so I keep using it, lol.

Greg, yeah Asians aren't really complainers. Something about being disciplined and knowing life ain't fair so make the best of it. That's probably also part of having most Asian countries having been taken over by genocidal Communists the last century. That gives you some perspective.

103 I first heard the 1000 suns thing in the movie "10 Things I Hate About You".

104 Oh, and as an Asian, I don't think I've been discriminated against negatively except for school admissions and even that's indirect. Oh and driving, but I'm a good driver, dammit. If I hit people it's on purporse! It's nice that everyone thinks I'm good at math, but really, I suck at it.

105 i will admit i liked  "When Harry Met Sally" , but that is about it for romcoms

You know what my favorite rom-com was? Lethal Weapon. Those two guys loved each other. It was tender, revealing, funny, and heart-warming. I think everyone should watch it. And Kill Bill, where the two lovers overcome their differences in order to meet one last time. It was a wonderful moment.

106 Well it's like catnip for the morons.

Kitteh power!

107 Yeah, but as an Asian, it's pretty obvious when you've had too much too drink cuz you'll be all beet red.  It seems a lot of Asians are allergic to alcohol.

108

Greg, yeah Asians aren't really complainers

I know this dude in china who you can kick in the nuts for money.

109 I first heard the 1000 suns thing in the movie "10 Things I Hate About You".

Ohhhh, that could be it. I watched that movie recently. (Well, within the last year.) If it counts as a romcom, I did like it, but I contend it's also Shakespeare. (10 Things I Hate About You = Taming of the Shrew)

110 Hey, I faced discrimination in college, too, as a white male.  All the Hawaiian girls I chased wouldn't go out with me because I was a "hoale"

111

Speaking of movies I wasn't on the ONT last night because I got into watching the movie "Miami Vice".

It was good but I liked the TV show more.

However, the CGI of the powerboats at the beginning was amazing. I cannot believe the technology has come that far. It won't be long until we have to start questioning news footage from the MSM because of it.

112

but really, I suck at it

Turn in your card immediatry

113 Good night all.  Back to the grind in the AM.  Maybe Obama will have changed his mind again.  Maybe they should put troop numbers in those aluminum briefcases and send Howie Mandel and the Ladies over to the WH and get him to choose a brief case and stick to whatever number is in there.  Might be the only way he'll make a decision.

114 s an Asian, it's pretty obvious when you've had too much too drink cuz you'll be all beet red. It seems a lot of Asians are allergic to alcohol.

I know. It sucks. People don't have to wonder if an Asian is drunk because it's on their face. Literally. Although one of my friends does not in fact turn red when she drinks. Lucky bitch.

115

10 Things I Hate About You = Taming of the Shrew

But in the movie version the shrew was way hotter than her younger sister.

116 I interrupt this thread to let all of you know that I claimed 666 on the Ace Convention thread. So I'm Queen of the Underworld there.

117

10 Things I Hate About You = Taming of the Shrew

 

Madea Goes to Venice = Othello

 

118 LOL, Sassy. Wow, I can't believe the thread got that long. I've been out all day, exploring Downtown Syracuse. Or what's left of it. I've never seen a sadder city. Even the science museum looked sad and low budget.

119 My best friend in high school was Korean and man he would turn red big time when drinking.  He didn't figure it out until college that it was an allergic reaction.

120

I only had a minute to glance at Ace's gathering idea. If I can work it out I'm in provided I can bring the wife & kids.

121 Girl Thursday! You're here! You got off the Carrie Prejean sex vid thread too fast last night for me to tell you, I agree with you 100% on what you were saying. It's maddening when women who are as good of sports as us moronettes are accused of jealousy for expressing the tiniest negative thought about some woman who happens to be a beauty queen. Us moronettes, of all women!

122 That "white hot hatred" line was also used in that 90s sitcom Boston Common. Don't ask me why I remember that.

123

117, there's some version of Midsummer Night's Dream starring Calista Flockhart.

I've been meaning to watch it to see if she gets nekkid.

124 evening, Morons

125 the 1000 suns thing

I think the phrase originated with Robert Oppenheimer's quotation of a line from the Bhagavad-Gita during the testing of the first atomic bomb in 1945. Robert Jungk then used the line in the title of a book he published in 1958 about the history of the Manhattan Project, called Brighter Than a Thousand Suns: A Personal History of the Atomic Scientists. So the phrase has been around for awhile as a description of apocalyptic wrath. Seems a bit extreme to use about a kitteh, though.

126

 interrupt this thread to let all of you know that I claimed 666 on the Ace Convention thread. So I'm Queen of the Underworld there.

But you tried to actually sleep in Vegas - so doesn't that kinda cut against the "Queen of the Underworld" meme?

127 Debbie Does Dallas = Hamlet... I'm pretty sure.

128 Seems a bit extreme to use about a kitteh, though.

I'm a dog person. I don't like cats (no offense to you, PA Cat). And this cat and I just seem to be polar opposites or something.

129 The Lion King = Hamlet

Seriously.

130

Winston Smith - thanks, those were great examples (I really liked the argued and won with the liberal professor).

Sadly, I have lost my middle child. She worries about global warming and the polar bears.

The son, however, has started his path to the dark side. Mrs. Mallamutt made the mistake one time of discussing "The One" in his presence, to which, he responded, and I quote "Obama sucks".

More Darth voice after that little moment.

131 126- believe me, Mallamutt, if I didn't have that horrible trade show to cover each morning, I would have engaged in the nefarious side of Vegas each night. I was, after all, single back then.

132 121- Thanks, arhooley. That's one of my top pet peeves. There's nothing like having your point of view pushed aside b/c someone has projected their stereotypes onto you. Oh well ... just another chapter in the war between the sexes that will go on ad nauseam until the end of time.

133

okay now I can't stop itching. the top news story: bed bugs have infested our city.

okay, good thing I didn't suggest the 'Nati for the "convention".

excuse me while I go shower and scrub off all my skin.

134 Ahoy polloi.

135 #118  WTR   It's just as bad , if not worse through the rust belt. Especially in PA, Oh, In, and Il, going over to Chicago.  It has decay written all those areas. Fly into Pittsburgh sometime coming from the west.  It's nothing but shells, or knocked down steel factories for mile after mile. From the air it's quite depressing.

136 Scott J., you have a thing for Calista Flockhart?

137

Debbie Does Dallas = Hamlet. All the works of Shakespear.

FIFY

138

Mallamut, better man than me.

I probably would have re-evaluated the relationship prior to reaching engagement if she cheered for a rival college. Not to mention holding a different worldview.

Love is truly blind.

139 Sadly, I have lost my middle child. She worries about global warming and the polar bears.

Tell her some of the more gruesome details about the Little Ice Age. Most people like to be warm.

Good to hear about your son.

140

Good evening everyone.

141 Best RomCom evar?

The Pledge.

_/sarc

142 Ahoy polloi.

Where's the guy who hollers En fuego?

143 133 -- see now? I have told you people all along that bedbugs are everywhere. This is precisely why I said in the convention thread, that we must not stay in some dime a night hotel. But bedbugs get into even the finest hotels. People, you must invest in some good bedbug spray for your luggage and clothing.

144 Sassypants, until you mentioned bedbug spray sometime in an earlier post months ago I didn’t even know such a critter existed. And yes, you are right; bedbugs are everywhere, even the nicest of hotels. NYC has a HUGE problem with them.

145 But bedbugs get into even the finest hotels.

Sleeping in my own filth doesn't look so bad all of a sudden.

146 Steam and Murphy's Oil Soap to rid of bed bugs.  The Murphy's oil will clog their pours and stick around long enough to clog the pours of the hatchlings.

147

143--they actually just showed a website where you can track where bed bugs have been reported by patrons.

first off, eww! second off, I've now spent the past 10 minutes combing over my bed. and I just got new sheets, damn it!

these things are apparently vile. you basically have to get rid of your furniture.

148 More good news on the foreign-policy front.

Iranian Keebler elf sez: "It's us or Israel, guys." (Via Drudge.)

Nato-member Turkey to Iran: "Let's be friends 4-ever!"

Ethiopia to Iran: "You know all those guns and shit you've been trying to ship out? We'd be happy to hold on to some of them for you."

Obama to Netanyahu: "Don't be cock-blocking, brah! Iran is this close to putting out!"

149 Yeah, I know most of you think I'm a little disturbed when it comes to bedbugs, but I will not take any chances. PGIS - one of the products you can buy is by JT Eaton - "Rest EasyP. Available at many hardware stores.

150

136, not particularly. She's too skinny. Hence the curiosity of seeing her nekked. Wonder if she really is as skinny as she looks clothed.

Plus, I'm a guy, any nekkid woman above trogladyte status is OK with me

My wife and I have been together since 1993 and she still doesn't get why I'll often stop whatever I'm doing an oogle her if she happens to disrobe in my presence.

151

Winston Smith - thanks, those were great examples (I really liked the argued and won with the liberal professor).

Sadly, I have lost my middle child. She worries about global warming and the polar bears.

The son, however, has started his path to the dark side. Mrs. Mallamutt made the mistake one time of discussing "The One" in his presence, to which, he responded, and I quote "Obama sucks".

More Darth voice after that little moment.

 

My sister and brother in law are conservative lawyers(oxymoron). anyway, my brother in law taught my nephew, about 3 years old, to say Nobama every time he saw barack on tv. Well, being a three year old and not very adept to social mores, started saying nobama to every black person he saw everywhere he sw them.  my sister was not pleased

152 mystry,

Downtown LA is a shithole, but the libs are doing their best to gentrify it and are moderately succeeding. There's not a whole lot abandoned there. When we were in Downtown Syracuse, I'd say about 80% of the buildings are abandoned and the store fronts are empty. It all looks like everything stopped somewhere in the 60s and 70s. I see lots of commercial for sale signs and otherwise abandoned warehouses. It's so depressing.

153 You can also log on to TripAdvisor and find out if the people reviewing the hotels talked about bedbugs.

154 150- That's interesting ... that last part kind of answers a question I've had (just so you know, I mean about men in general, not about you).

155 Stay away from the Murphys Oil bong! Seriously!

156

My wife and I have been together since 1993 and she still doesn't get why I'll often stop whatever I'm doing an oogle her if she happens to disrobe in my presence.

yeah she gives me a hard time about it to.

 

the simple fact is the naked female form is beautiful. the males, not so much.

157 Sledge's "Breed" is an amazing book. In the niche of "combat as seen by the point-of-the-spear soldier" it's about as good as it gets.

There's a section that I can't get out of my head. His unit lands on Okinawa and works towards the North end of the island. The North wasn't strongly held. After that, they were needed in the South and walked there. He describes the walk and what he saw on the way in a few pages - it's like Dante descending deeper and deeper into the Inferno. They'll probably overlook that in the HBO series - too bad. I'd love to see it.

If you want another book that's similar to "With the Old Breed", check out Manchester's "Goodbye Darkness".

158

My sister and brother in law are conservative lawyers(oxymoron)

Posted by: Ben at November 11, 2009 11:12 PM (bftbi)

Hey we exist and we may be morons(ettes) but we're not all oxymorons!

159 130- She's still at that idealistic and earnest age. There's still hope ...

160 Worried about the polar b--

What! Their numbers are increasing.

161 Do any of ya'll follow Ace on twitter?

162 156- I disagree with that last sentence :-)

163

Ben, did you miss a pronoun or do you have hidden cameras in my house?

What was the question, GT, as Ben said the female form is a work of art. It was really driven home for me seeing some of the art in the palaces of St. Petersburg.

164 161- Yeah ... He's busy with that Star Wars quotes during sex bit right now.

165

162 156- I disagree with that last sentence :-)

Elaine Benes would call you a sickie.

166

Well, aforementioned 16 year old has Class retreat tomorrow (2 days of camping outside with her class - in November, in Southern Illinois) and I have to get a sleeping bag pulled out storage, etc. So goodnight one and all and (I can't resist it)

Don't let the bed bugs bite.

167 Mallamutt!!!!! Ick!!

168

"If she says your behavior is heinous, kick her right in the 'Coriolanus'."

Cole Porter, "Brush up your Shakespeare"

169

Hope you don't find a molded sleeping bag like I did today.

Been in this house since 2002 and have never had moisture issues in the basement closet until this year.

170 Posted by: Bed bug at November 11, 2009 11:14 PM (T0ga9)

great hash

171 163- I just assumed that, at some point, a man gets tired of seeing the same naked woman all the time ... so maybe it's best to limit exposure to keep him interested?

I'm not trying to be provocative, by the way, it's a sincere question.

172 164 161- Yeah ... He's busy with that Star Wars quotes during sex bit right now.

My favorite so far : "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

173

118  WTR   It's just as bad , if not worse through the rust belt. Especially in PA, Oh, In, and Il, going over to Chicago.  It has decay written all those areas. Fly into Pittsburgh sometime coming from the west.  It's nothing but shells, or knocked down steel factories for mile after mile. From the air it's quite depressing.

 

whoa. Pittsburgh is doing just fine. We lost a large part of the steel industry in the 1980s, not 2000s.

However we still maintain a lot of steel jobs here. We have US Steel's largest plants here, Clairton, Irvin, and Edgar Thompson. We have AK Steel's Butler Plant which is the best plant AK has. We've got Arcelor Mittal, Kennemetal, etc.

Pittsburgh is actually doing alright right now compared to the rest of the nation.

Pittsburgh's decline happened between 1970-1990. If you're looking for cities that haven't recovered, best look in the direction of Cleveland, Gary, Youngstown, etc.

174 171 -- hence, the whole debate over manogamy. There are cases for it and against.

175 BREAKING:  Lou Dobbs Deported

176

Ben, did you miss a pronoun or do you have hidden cameras in my house?

I live under your bed. since about 1996.

177 Never lose hope.  I was a lib until I was about 33.   How old was Darth Vader when he went back to the light? About 44?

178

GT, I can't speak for other men but no I don't get bored.

The one that's really hard for you ladies to get is that a desire to look upon others doesn't necessairly indicate a desire to stray.

179 172- The one with the blinders was my favorite.

180

I'm having a bad relationship week. I'm fairly certain, based on the number of times I have now been told "it's not you, it's me" that it actually really is me.

I've been reduced to listening to the Carpenters and eating butterfingers. I'd become a crazy cat lady, but I don't really care for cats that much. Instead I'm thinking of becoming one of those crazy QVC ladies, the kind you hear on QVC calling in late at night and making up stories about who they are buying the 6 sets of Marie Osmond dolls for because everyone knows that they live alone and their family doesn't talk to them and the boxes they order just pile up in the spare rooms and hallways.

181

Never lose hope.  I was a lib until I was about 33.   How old was Darth Vader when he went back to the light? About 44?

I've been to several phish and jam band concerts. I was the guy wearing shoes, not sandals.

182 PGIS - don't let the guys get you down. You just haven't found the one. It only takes one. And it usually happens when you least expect it. sorry to sound cliche, but that's usually the way.

183 PGIS, I think you just need to get out of Seattle. Your dating pool there has to be quite shallow.

184

 

I'd become a crazy cat lady

PGIS, is this you?

http://tinyurl.com/boxgej

185 I like this Star Wars/sex quote: "I am going to ram my lightsaber so far up your exhaust port...!" #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex (oh wait, that was Star Whores)

186 What's the Ace twitter hash?

187 #133  HI Lacey, I posted this but the comment gods decided to throw it into the ethernet. So here I go again. So, with the bedbug invasion, its is now cool to "Trash the Nati." Our pristine Mayor has not said nothing, so I guess he's off on another junket w/his entourage somewhere in the world on our tax money. Get elected and see the world. Sound like someone else we all know?

188 PGIS -- are any family members setting you up with guys? They should. You should tell your friends to set you up with people they think would be good to meet. That's opening up the dating pool. I did that all the time when I was single. I loved set-ups.

189 185- Lacey, I'd put some of mine up, but I don't want to anger Mæt.

190

My family lives nowhere near me and my friends keep trying to set me up with liberal guys.

I was just whining, I won't seriously turn into crazy QVC lady.

191

Speaking of relationships I think it's over for my wife's sister and her hubby. She moved out back in March but the hubby has been holding out hope.

Well, today he changed his relationship status on Facebook to single. When asked about it he replies: Read 1 Corinthians 7:15-16.

It's a shame. He wasn't the greatest hubby for a long time (bought a freaking car they couldn't afford without consulting her for example) but finally gets his act together and she decides to go nuts.

192 190 -- Any hot single dads at your son's school?

193 PGiS, I once had a first date so bad that when he took me home I almost didn't let his car come to a stop before I jumped out.

194
> 98 General Mitchell is the father of the United States Air Force. He was court marshalled for speaking his mind. It has always been this way in the armed forces. PS. try to goolgle General Mitchell. His name will not come up. You must know to type in "Billy" Mitchell. It's that bad @ google.

Posted by: mystry

I googled "General Mitchell" and Billy popped up as the third choice.

The first two choices were related Mitchell airport -named after Billy.

195 I love the theory that time travelers are effing with the Hadron collider, by the way. Just saw that is a headline in Time, from link at Hot Air.

196 #152  WTR. Went to the LA car shown about threee-four years ago. Didn't seem that bad, but that is only a tiny part of the city. What seemed different, is all the vendors grilling food on portable grilles, and people walking aimlessly in front of cars.   BTW, what were they usually cooking?

197 But with chaos, also comes the end.

But what comes first, the end or the chaos?

198

190 -- Any hot single dads at your son's school?

No but my god there's this one married dad that is hotter than hot. I'm so jealous of his wife. He was obviously in the military at one point, you can tell by the way he walks and stands and just in general carries himself. And he is built. I mean beyond built. Plus he is the nicest guy, great sense of humor, and great with kids.

199 PGIS, anything in the Time story about an old-style Police call box?

200 OK, it;s bedtime for moi. Have a great and productive night!

201

The Pacific looks good, but ain't going to see, rent, or buy it new no matter what. HBO is the home of goose-stepping anti-Faith bigotry and they can choke on their own vomit, onscreen, while being lit on fire by midgets dressed as Fred Astaire before I'll give those leftist neo-commie trash one red cent.

 

202

BTW, what were they usually cooking?

Cats.

203

mystry--he's out riding another choo-choo train. let him be out of the city-like President I Won® he's less likely to fuck something up when he's actually in town.

sassy- big Joe Wilson 'YOU LIE!" to " You should tell your friends to set you up with people they think would be good to meet. That's opening up the dating pool. I did that all the time when I was single. I loved set-ups."

GT--I don't get the rules here anymore so I just tread lightly. Some think we're not witty enough. Others say they feel like they're watching Lifetime or the Hallmark Channel when they are "forced" to raed our stories. I'm confused--I lost my rulebook. I really just want to say to all the naysayers "kindly get bent! kisses, lacey".

204 Aww, PGiS, I'm sorry. I'm sure it really is them and not you. Sometimes guys are just stupid. And there are plenty of stupid people out there.

I'm over my annoyance with the boy, but I think it's because I'm over excited to go home next month. That probably does not bode well for the relationship...

205 198 - well you never know, PGIS - maybe things won't work out for them and then he'll be single. Stranger things have happened. Trust me.

206

PGIS, anything in the Time story about an old-style Police call box?

No, sadly. I totally want one of those in my back yard, by the way. A big one we can use as a shed or something.

207 #194  CA.   By golly, you must have a different google than I do. For the third time tonight, I typed in general mitchell, and billy mitchell did not come up.  ????  Does a b with a orange dot mean bing??? I start off and the word google is there.

208 But what comes first, the end or the chaos?

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 11, 2009 11:39 PM (cj+ii)

Define "end."

209

Beccy Cole, an Australian pop singer's musical response to the Left that attacked her for supporting Aussie troops, Diggers, fighting in the GWOT.

Oh, and fuck the Dixie Chicks.

210 Good night, Sassy!

mystry, yeah, I've noticed the prevalence of taco trucks and food carts popping up all over LA. Even in the Valley. It truly is something imported from Mexico, although I know it's a NY thing to have hot dog stands on every corner. In LA it's taco or fruit carts.

The Powers That Be and the Developers have poured billions into LA to revitalize it. Like the new LA Live thing, which I think is a building filled with clubs and restaurants, but I'm not sure. I think it opened last year, but I didn't really follow the publicity on it. The only problem is, with all these new cool places to go, they either don't have enough parking or you have to take a mortgage out to pay for parking. Or you can't even get down there because there's just too damn much traffic.

211

lacey, I feel like I lost my rulebook too. I always thought it was nice how much we all knew about each other on the ONT and I always liked feeling like it was an episode of Cheers or something.

But, I get the feeling the old timers at Ace don't appreciate the more social aspect of it. I always imagine them wanting to shake their canes at us and say "hey, you kids, get off my lawn."

212 I'm confused--I lost my rulebook. I really just want to say to all the naysayers "kindly get bent! kisses, lacey".

Yeah, that would be rule number 3.  Right behind "don't piss Ace off" and "if you know what color chartreuse is and you are a guy, you're gay".

213 I really just want to say to all the naysayers "kindly get bent! kisses, lacey".

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 11, 2009 11:41 PM (ixcr

It is like the chess club ragging on the band. Screw 'em.

214 203- GT--I don't get the rules here anymore so I just tread lightly. Some think we're not witty enough. Others say they feel like they're watching Lifetime or the Hallmark Channel when they are "forced" to raed our stories. I'm confused--I lost my rulebook. I really just want to say to all the naysayers "kindly get bent! kisses, lacey".

I don't either. It seems, regardless of the thread's direction, someone's going to be unhappy. I'm still fairly new here. Not at AoS, but in the ONT.

215 Define "end."

"Oh God, Oh God, we're all gonna die?"

216 It's official: I'm surrounded by idiots.

217 I always thought it was nice how much we all knew about each other on the ONT and I always liked feeling like it was an episode of Cheers or something.

But, I get the feeling the old timers at Ace don't appreciate the more social aspect of it. I always imagine them wanting to shake their canes at us and say "hey, you kids, get off my lawn."

I come here because I feel like I know you guys (and in some cases I have met some of you in real life). Well, if the old timers don't like it they can come in and change the topics. But you guys are the only friends I talk to consistently and it's the only thing keeping me sane in these insane times.

218 sorry I'm back for a sec - I think that Michael in Michigan is posting just as "Michael" on the convention thread, in case anyone cares. Maybe that's his new name now. But he's talking about Detroit, and he's posting small comments, not the long winded stuff. If it is him, for real.

OK, good night again.

219

"if you know what color chartreuse is and you are a guy, you're gay"

Objection. You have any idea how many fishing lures come in that color? It's one of the more effective ones too.

220

It is like the chess club ragging on the band. Screw 'em.

 

Well, this one time at band camp…

221

 it's the only thing keeping me sane in these insane times.

Amen, Rum, Amen!

222 Isn't the bedbug problem a result of the environmentalist whackos banning the only effective insecticide? I can't recall what they were using to get rid of the little buggers. Like banning DDT has caused millions of malaria deaths in Africa?

223 PGiS, try a Star Trek convention. Lot's of single guys.

Learn some Klingon before you go.

224 Objection. You have any idea how many fishing lures come in that color?

eh...no?

Do they come with the Power Puff Girls fishing pole kit?

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226

To the m'nettes with guy problems-

Take comfort in the fact that you're not alone (okay that's not a comforting though but misery loves company). Two things: (1) if you're here--you're amongst friends (and I say that not being a touchy feely kinda girl. in fact I hate that shit) and (2) it's pretty obvious if you can keep up here, you're probably pretty quick. go to other blogs--you won't find the same level of intelligence (ironic considering s it's Moronville around these parts). So chances are, some guy hasn't caught up to you yet and you don't want to be with Mr. Right Now anyway, right??

227 "Oh God, Oh God, we're all gonna die?"

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 11, 2009 11:47 PM (cj+ii)

That's a tough one. Lots of people have said that in front of entirely orderly firing squads.

Personally, I like chaos. I feel free, then.

228 WIGS!!!!

229 Worst date: I met a East-European immigrant on an "internet date", met for coffee.  Half way through, she says to me, "Theese will not verk.  I am leaving."  

She got up and left.  I sat there alone, thinking "Wow, am I THAT bad??"

230

Hey Seattle area morons, guess what our forecast is for the next week.

Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain.

231 Meating people is easy. Just lower your standards.

232 And really, there are worse things than crazy QVC lady you could end up being.  Like, for instance, Peggy Noonan.

233

Worst date: I met a East-European immigrant on an "internet date", met for coffee.  Half way through, she says to me, "Theese will not verk.  I am leaving."  

I think I met her male counterpart.

234

Well, this one time at band camp…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 11:49 PM (RZ8pf)

Go on...

And how did that make you feel?

235 Meating people is easy.

Not that easy, actually, but very rewarding.

236 guess what our forecast is for the next week.

Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain.

Thank God I fixed the flooding basement problem.  That, and I'm heading to Hawaii in Monday!

237

224, kidding aside. If you're dealing with cloudy or muddy water some chartruse on the lure usually does the trick.

 

238 229- I don't even really know you, and I can say that you're not. Unless you were incredibly rude or aggressive, she was being a bitch.

239

Oh and for this "convention" or whatever the hell we're calling it, I'm totally getting a shirt that just says kindly get bent on the front of it. That way you guys will be able to spot me!!

240 Rum, it is the "Defying Gravity" episode of Glee tonight, did you watch it? I'm about to.

241 We are gonna be upper 70s and sunshine.

242

Hey Seattle area morons, guess what our forecast is for the next week.

Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Rain.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 11:54 PM (RZ8pf)

How you doin'?

243 Meating people is easy.

Yup.

244 PGiS - Don't give up. If you don't already, start attending what conservative events there are. You're right, its tough here but not impossible.

245 So, was there a consensus on the convention? I probably need to mosey over there and see.

246 #173  Ben   I do not wish to trash talk Pittsburgh.  It is a really nice city. It truely is. What you say is true, and I consider Pittsburgh a sister city. truely, a lot in common. A lot of people came to settle in Cincinnati came from or through Pittsburgh in flatboats. the almost universal way to travel to settle the Northwest territory @ that time.

247 238 229- I don't even really know you, and I can say that you're not. Unless you were incredibly rude or aggressive, she was being a bitch.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 11, 2009 11:56 PM (wi8eD)

I think it was called being a veeeetch

248  I don't even really know you, and I can say that you're not. Unless you were incredibly rude or aggressive, she was being a bitch.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 11, 2009 11:56 PM (wi8eD)

Maybe he said something offensive, like he wasn't into trannies or something.

249 PGiS, if you can swing it, get a part-time job in retail.

Tons of prospects there.

Scored three babes at one Home Depot.

Fish in the right pond.

250 go to other blogs--you won't find the same level of intelligence

Truer words haven't been spoken. This place is unique in that people deliver intelligent commentary quite wittily and toss in the occasional accidental pron link.

251 Unless you were incredibly rude or aggressive, she was being a bitch.

I was my normal lovable self : )  She was pretty, despite being as you describe.  I got a definite feeling of entitlement from her- My gut told me she wanted a millionaire Brad Pit type.  Still, it's kinda weird to have someone just get up and leave on you.

252

That, and I'm heading to Hawaii in Monday!

Jealous I am.

253 - My gut told me she wanted a millionaire Brad Pit type


You should probably stop describing yourself as a millionare Brad Pitt type of guy then...  

254 251- You know, when you told that story, I was thinking that she was probably looking for a sugar daddy-type, but I didn't want to stereotype.

255 I did watch, PGiS. And it was a pretty good episode. Still not as good as the one with Kristin Chenowith or Kurt getting the football team to learn the choreography to Single Ladies.

I'm really starting to hate Quinn, though. I want to smack her repeatedly.

256 224, thanks for the tip Scott.  I usually do my fishing from the bank or a pier, the boy and I go just to drown worms.  He doesn't even like fish, he just likes TO fish.  Then he wants to bring them home and put them in a fishtank.  So far I've been able to convince him that it's a bad idea to do that.

257

Outta here, m&m's. Some sick freak has scheduled an 8 AM meeting tomorrow.

Morning people should kindly get bent (h/t laceyunderalls)

258 You should probably stop describing yourself as a millionaire Brad Pitt type of guy then...

But HOW ELSE do you get the first date??? 
Reminds me of one of my first internet date... I was horrified (but didn't run away).  She was 30 lbs heavier and 15 years older than her pics.  Yelp!

259 Rum, just started watching. The "Dancing with Myself" song was excellent!

260 249- Hell, PGiS, just shop at Home Depot ... it's guy city there. There are always men there wanting to offer assistance--and not just the men who work there. Plus, you're likely to find someone who'll be handy around the house, which is a bonus.

261 http://www.holytaco.com/25-shopped-mona-lisa-portraits

Culture for the masses.

262 GreenGasEmissions, are you the one who told me you live in the Triangle?

263 Well, you're annoying most of the time, but don't take it personally.

264 258    

265 Morning people should kindly get bent (h/t laceyunderalls)

Roger that.  The best part of morning is afternoon, cause it's over by then.

266 GT, yep that's me.  About 20 miles north of Raleigh.

267 south park is still teh awesome and likely always will be.

268 also, i think it's more of a parody of talk radio than beck for the record

269 And you are in the Triad, which is nowhere near the unfortunately named air force base.

270 oop, maybe both.

271 PGiS, I really like the wheelchair choreography in this episode. Did you see the article that said disabled groups were complaining b/c the guy who plays Artie isn't really disabled and that Glee should have casted a real paraplegic? This episode got a little preachy with the diversity thing, but since it features 2 handicapped kids, I don't see what the disabled groups were bitching about. It put them in a good light and who's going to know that Artie isn't really disabled?

272 I got rid of Vista today.  Upgraded to Win7.  Didn't get laid.

273 yup, definitely both.

274 Lacey:

"This baby's got a few suprises in her." #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex

(Sorry, had to do it ... Thought you would appreciate.)

275 #239  lucyunderalls "Kindly get bent"  ooooooh   The guys on the steamtable at Skyline would like that a lot!! 

276 269- Correct

277 Late to the party, but celebrating my furlough with another drunk on.

278 Hya Sam.  I'm drinking one of your beers.

279 Oh I wish I could stay up to read more of the GSWQDS greatness. But my bed (not full of bugs thankfully!) is calling. Night all.

280

 Girl Thursday! You're here! You got off the Carrie Prejean sex vid thread too fast last night for me to tell you...

She was VERY wise to have left.

 I just assumed that, at some point, a man gets tired of seeing the same naked woman all the time ... so maybe it's best to limit exposure to keep him interested?

Heh.  No, they never tire of the same body, but they also like to see them ALL.  Men are just more visually oriented when it comes to sexual stimulation than women are.  Scott's right, the visual variety doesn't lead them to stray; a man is either the faithful type or he's not.  As the sexual aggressor, men are less likely to be seduced if he's not already infidelity-prone, whereas women, who are used to being pursued, are more vulnerable to seduction.

281 #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex

yeah, that's what mrs fluffy wants to hear next time.


"Feels great, this does"

282 Sam Adams is the best domestic.

283 You can never start too early in Bulgaria!

284 I peeked in on that thread.  It was pretty ugly.

For what it's worth, opening up by saying "the girl's a whore who's cooch has been condemned by the health department" probably isn't a real good way to say "I'm sick of hearing about her and wish she'd just go away."

285 What was going on in the Carrie Prejean thread? Good Lord, are we getting nasty with each other because of Obama Burnout?

286 Okay, just popping in since this week in crunch time at work.

Finally caught Glee for the first time tonight.  I did not think to see it, but after watching an ad that showed me that the actress (I confess to not knowing her name) who played the hilariously ribald supervisor in The 40 Year-Old Virgin and the occasional appearance on 2 1/2 Men as the crazy shrink --plus the recommendations of others here-- I gave it a shot.

*SHRUG* I wasn't that impressed.  It had some funny bits, but really, where the hell did the creators of this show go to high school?  Cheerleaders and football players in the fucking glee club?  My high school did not have a glee club, but no football player or cheerleader there would have been caught dead on even the debate or forensics teams, never mind a glee club.  An invasion of alien reptile babes is more realistic.

I may give it one more week.

287 The best domestic I've had so far was Demon's Hop Yard IPA, only available in the Northeast.  I got it in Bahstan (or Billarica, which is just a stone's throw from there).

288 Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 12, 2009 12:15 AM (cj+ii)

Goddamnit! Liquor stores are closed here, quit stealing my stash. Don't make me break out the absinthe.

289 284- Who said that?

290 The Pacific looks good. But it won't be quite the same without Kamen.

291

Fine, in the spirit of full disclosure, so I’m never accused of lying about myself on the Internet, I’m 43 and I’m overweight. I promise I am female though. And I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

292 Posted by: barbelle at November 12, 2009 12:17 AM (qF8q3)

You are right about  that. Say, did you make nice with the other morons, or are you still at odds?

293
209..Beccy Cole..Posted by: andycanuck

I.Loved.That.
Thankyou

294

For what it's worth, opening up by saying "the girl's a whore who's cooch has been condemned by the health department" probably isn't a real good way to say "I'm sick of hearing about her and wish she'd just go away."

It's not worth anything.

295

Logprof, that’s part of the whole joke of the show. Of course football players and cheerleaders aren’t typically in the Glee club.

296 effin' sock!

297 PGiS, I've got one for you ... A friend just told me about this quote from Must Love Dogs. I think you should use it:

"Probably the best place is Home Depot... or any hardware store. You just walk up to the cutest guy and say 'Do you know where I get nailed? I mean nails? Pardon me, I've been drinking all afternoon.' And that way he knows: one, that you're easy, and two, that you like to drink."

298

You are right about  that. Say, did you make nice with the other morons, or are you still at odds?

Do I care?

I don't post here often enough for it to make a difference.

299 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 12:22 AM (RZ8pf)

Well, I'm 46, still muscular from my weightlifting days, but starting to gain weight, (thanks to Mrs. Sam Adams I might add). But can't tie a knot with a cherry stem or suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. My vision is really starting to suck, and my testicles are getting longer. Fucking sucks getting old.

300 291, I'm 43 and overweight as well, and I can also tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue (and teeth).  And not by tying one beforehand and hiding it in my cheek either.  Yes, it is difficult, but it can be done.

It's funny how many women are actually impressed by that now that I'm older, overweight and married.  When I was a young trim single squid I couldn't get spit on with that trick.

289, that's not an accurate quote mind you, but it is indicative of how one commenter started out posting.  If you'd like I can go dredge up the exact quote, but I'd rather not.  Some hills are just not worth dying on if you know what I mean.

301 You know what my favorite rom-com was? Lethal Weapon. Those two guys loved each other. It was tender, revealing, funny, and heart-warming. I think everyone should watch it. And Kill Bill, where the two lovers overcome their differences in order to meet one last time. It was a wonderful moment.


Best romantic scene in an action film: Hicks introduces Ripley to his M41A Pulse Rifle.

302

Logprof, that’s part of the whole joke of the show. Of course football players and cheerleaders aren’t typically in the Glee club.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 12:24 AM (RZ8pf)

--Well, guess I need the see the first few episodes!

303

For what it's worth, opening up by saying "the girl's a whore who's cooch has been condemned by the health department" probably isn't a real good way to say "I'm sick of hearing about her and wish she'd just go away."

It's not worth anything.

Posted by: barbelle at November 12, 2009 12:23 AM (qF8q3)

And from that you can probably guess which commenter I was referring to.

304 And I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

That's me knocking on your door.

305 Also in the spirit of full disclosure I really am seven foot tall and shoot fireballs out my arse.

306 300- No, don't worry about it. That kind of back and forth tires me.

307 Hicks introduces Ripley to his M41A Pulse

I introduced Marilyn Chambers to that everytime and she loved it.

308

OK, I’m torn about the “Avatar” movie. The extended preview didn’t look too bad, but it seems like some sort of eco preaching or something. Or is it Apocalypse Now on a different planet? I can’t figure it out.

309 Avatar looks like a "white man comes to America and gives the natives blankets with small pox" guilt film.

Not gonna do it.

310 Have you guys ever heard that Brad Paisley song "Online"?

Online, I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

311 For the record, I have a relative (of sorts) who's a billionaire. 
^{_{But I'll never see a penny : (}}

312 logprof, you have to see the episode where the entire football team dances to Single Ladies. That was the episode that sold me. It was one of the first few.

313 I'm so fuckin old, I think the old gal on Glee is hot. She was hot on the 40 Year Old Virgin.

314 Did I read right, they spent $500,000,000 on making Avatar??

315 Die Sock Die!!!!

316 PGiS, my take on the Avatar preview was: same boring story, again. Guy does something he thinks is noble, guy meets girl, girl tells him his noble stuff is actually killing her people/country/village/whatever, guy fights back against his ow people. Snore.

317 Have you guys ever heard that Brad Paisley song "Online"?

Mine is a Lamborghini

318 OK, I’m torn about the “Avatar” movie. The extended preview didn’t look too bad, but it seems like some sort of eco preaching or something. Or is it Apocalypse Now on a different planet? I can’t figure it out.


Not Apocalypse Now, but a sci-fi "no blood for oil" flick (the alien village/city is built on top of a large deposit of an un-named, valuable ore). Expect lots of "brave", innovative references to Iraq.

No thanks. Cameron's a real shit anyway.

319

OK, well then what about Ninja Assassin?

320 I thought Avatar was your picture on a blog site. Now they're making a movie about Avatars? Jesus, Hollywood sucks.

321 237

224, kidding aside. If you're dealing with cloudy or muddy water some chartruse on the lure usually does the trick.

You're killing me.

322 You're welcome, Ernie Nasty.

323 I can impress the ladies too. I drive an 03 Pontiac Grand Prix with 106,000 miles. Yeah baby!

324 Pass on Ninja Assassin.

One of the previews we saw when we went to see Law Abiding Citizens today was Brothers. Soldier dies and wife (Natalie Portman) is left alone with two kids. His brother steps in to help out, they hook up and then find out hubby really isn't dead. Hubby comes home, finds out about wife and bro and goes on violent rampage.

325

289, that's not an accurate quote mind you, but it is indicative of how one commenter started out posting. 

If you're referring to how I'd started out posting, that's just not accurate, and if people are interested enough they can go read the actual statements in the order they were written along with the context.  And, if you were referring to someone else, please excuse me.

326 One of the previews we saw when we went to see Law Abiding Citizens today was Brothers. Soldier dies and wife (Natalie Portman) is left alone with two kids. His brother steps in to help out, they hook up and then find out hubby really isn't dead. Hubby comes home, finds out about wife and bro and goes on violent rampage.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 12:41 AM (GZnia)

See.  I told you not to get all huffy puffy, jumpy to conclusions on this Hassan guy.  Poor guy probably found out his goat was cheating on him.

327

And from that you can probably guess which commenter I was referring to.

You're so brave.

328 The rich "relative" has really nice digs in Texas.  At least 10,000 ft2 mansion with tennis courts, and a cement pond which is about an acre big.

329 Heh.  I drive an 82 Dodge Rampage.  Do you even know what a Rampage is?  It's a freakin' Omni with a bucket on the back.

Oh yeah.  The chicks just FLOCK to me when I'm in my ride...

330

You're so brave.

Posted by: barbelle at November 12, 2009 12:43 AM (qF8q3)

Thanks.

I'm not going to fight with you little girl.  Go find someone else to play with.

331

Hubby comes home, finds out about wife and bro and goes on violent rampage.

Using a longbow that only he can draw, WTR? Boy, do I ever hate remakes.

332 You guys need an El Camino ... talk about a chick magnet

333 One of the previews we saw when we went to see Law Abiding Citizens today was Brothers. Soldier dies and wife (Natalie Portman) is left alone with two kids. His brother steps in to help out, they hook up and then find out hubby really isn't dead. Hubby comes home, finds out about wife and bro and goes on violent rampage.


Hate to break it to you, but that's ANOTHER remake. Originally a philthy Scandi film starring Connie Nielsen, IIRC.

But Zombieland rocks. Saw it Monday night. Awesome.

334 Avatar is Dances with Wolves in Space.

335 Using a longbow that only he can draw, WTR? Boy, do I ever hate remakes.

Haha, I didn't even think of that! Did Odysseus go on a rampage, though? I thought he just proved he was himself and all was right with the world.

336

GregInSeattle, are you related to the King family?

337

I thought he just proved he was himself and all was right with the world.

Tell that to the suitors.

338

Thanks.

I'm not going to fight with you little girl.  Go find someone else to play with.

But of course you're not going to fight directly, Pig, I wasn't expecting you to.  But if you're going to talk about me, you can sack up or shut up.  You're smart to choose the latter.  You don't have the equipment for the former.

339 See.  I told you not to get all huffy puffy, jumpy to conclusions on this Hassan guy.  Poor guy probably found out his goat was cheating on him.

Well, least we don't fuck pigs like you Christian infidels! I told these fuckers when I started this fraudulent religion, that WE WILL NOT EAT PIGS. But you can fuck goats. Yeah I know fucking goats ain't like the real thing, IYKWIMAITYD, but I've devised a way to make goats more attractive by subjugation of the female gender. Cover them from head to toe and cut off their clits, and you boys will be begging for goat sex. If that don't work, well shit, rape a 9 year old girl like I did.

340 Rodney King?

341 Hate to break it to you, but that's ANOTHER remake

I wasn't planning on seeing it anyway. It looked horrible.

342

Of eff Kay Jewelers. I forgot with Christmas comes all the inevitable “every kiss begins with Kay” commercials. Hooray, look at all the happy shiny people, bastards.

343

Poor guy probably found out his goat was cheating on him.
Isn't that a remake of My Petting Goat?

344 #323  Sam Adams.  The way to impress a modern girl today is to have a "Smart Car" or a 3rd generation PRIUS.( Prius. Harmony between man, nature, and machine.) Toyota's words, not mine. New, where's the sex in the sale of that ad?

345 andycanuck,

My Greek mythology is quite rusty. I should go brush up on it. I don't think I even fully read the Odyssey.

346 Brian Dennehy gives a subtle, but moving performance as the planet Pandora.

347 You guys should have seen me scorin' left and right back in HS driving my mom's orange 1979 Ford Pinto V-6!

_{^{/of course I didn't}}

348 Of eff Kay Jewelers. I forgot with Christmas comes all the inevitable “every kiss begins with Kay” commercials. Hooray, look at all the happy shiny people, bastards.

Tiffany's or bust!

349

Of eff Kay Jewelers. I forgot with Christmas comes all the inevitable “every kiss begins with Kay” commercials. Hooray, look at all the happy shiny people, bastards.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 12:49 AM (RZ8pf)

Hey, hey.  Let's not get ugly.  We're your bff, remember?

350 Posted by: mystry at November 12, 2009 12:50 AM (kmgIE)

I'd rather meet my date at a bus stop then drive a fucking Prius. Hell, during the bus ride, I can always lie to her by saying how rich I am and how big my cock is.

351 No, not the Kings.  But, they know and I met the woman who Julia Roberts portrayed in "Charlie Wilson's War"

352

I mainly recall the movie versions; the biggest thing I recall from the Penguin edition that I read for fun was the phrase, "the wine dark sea" used very, very often. Oh. And I just remembered, IIRC, that his dog recognized him too despite his age and wounds.

353 Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 12, 2009 12:51 AM (B5cM9)

They still made Pinto's in '79? Shit, you would do better in a shiny new Ford Maverick.

354 I don't think I even fully read the Odyssey.

Just watch O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Close enough

355 You guys need an El Camino ... talk about a chick magnet

Yeah, the Rampage is pretty much an El Camino, except smaller.  If it's a magnet, I think I'm using the wrong end of it.

356 Rollin' in my new Pinto
With a 454
And it's not gonna go
'Cause the engine is too big

357 If you were a child of the 80's then the badass ride was a Pontiac Fiero.

358 If you want to impress a Southern girl, drive a pickup.

359  You guys need an El Camino ... talk about a chick magnet

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 12:46 AM (wi8eD)

Actually, I'm still kicking myself for selling my "69 SS396 El Camino. I miss that car.

360 Just watch O Brother, Where Art Thou?

But it has George Clooney in it. Ick.

Isn't there a Harryhausen version of the Odyssey?

361 I think they know the Kings, though...

362 Wow that wheelchair number must've been really hard.

363 Just watch O Brother, Where Art Thou?

But it has George Clooney in it. Ick.

My sexy charisma over shadows George.

364 If you want to impress a Southern girl, drive a pickup.

I have a '62 Chevy C-10.  I was driving it when I met my wife.  Her 12 year old daughter refused to be seen in it (too old and raggedy).

365 Those guys on the Afghan thread are really pissed. I think I need to turn them in to Queen Janet and her Homeland Security minions.

366 Wow. Who's the frickin' barbelle scrunt screwin' up the mojo around here?
I take it she's happy about being the focus of negative attention. Miserable people. Oh, so dull. So cliche.

367

I drove a Dodge Dart in high school. It had a huge gouge out of the side of it from where my brother dropped his plow accidentally against the side of it. The summer before I went to college I went around a rain slicked corner too fast and bounced off two curbs, broke the axle. My brother was quite impressed that I managed to pull myself out of the death spin and get the car the last block home.

368 #350   Sam   I would like to be there when she said, "OK Big Boy, lets see both barrows."

369 But what's hilarious is Mom's Pinto beat my buddy's shiny new, fancy '82 Camaro in a street race (The Camaro only had an anemic 4 banger in it, I think)

370 PGiS, who do you think sang Defying Gravity better? I think Rachel is just better suited and her voice is much, much clearer than Kurt's.

371 Don't look now but the abortion fight is tearing up the Democrats' hopes for smooth passage of Obamacare. Thank you Stupak and the Republican congressional leadership.

http://tinyurl.com/ykq524q

372 Shhhh Derak you'll wake her up.

She's the belle of the bar, m'boy.  The belle of the bar.

373 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 12, 2009 01:02 AM (RZ8pf)

Nothing says chick magnet, than a High School kid driving a Ford Granada with 4 doors and an inline 6. But man, I had one hell of a stereo in that fucker. Obviously pale by today's standards , but still kicked ass.

374

Wow. Who's the frickin' barbelle scrunt screwin' up the mojo around here?
I take it she's happy about being the focus of negative attention. Miserable people. Oh, so dull. So cliche.

Derak, it's bad form to drag old threads into new ones for the purpose of getting shots in after being late to the party, and old threads shouldn't pollute new ones anyway.

So, shut your face about it and it will stop.  GGE learned.  Join in about the old cars.

375

Well Rachel did, but I think Kurt’s was more poignant.

376 My first car was a 2000 Ford Focus. I loved that car and now my dad drives it. It's also the dog car so there's dog hair all over the backseat. That car still handles beautifully, but it needs a bigger engine. It struggles so hard to get up hill with it's tiny, underpowered 4 banger.

377 367- The car I had in high school had a heater that would only cut on if I hit a bump. One particularly cold winter I found myself aiming for potholes.

378

 Shhhh Derak you'll wake her up.

She's the belle of the bar, m'boy.  The belle of the bar.

Man, and I just complimented you for knowing when to stop.  What, now that you have help you've changed your mind?  I wonder why.

379 PGiS,  Which Kings are you referring to?  Texas is a big state!

380 First car was a Red 67' Beattle 1300.  Low back seats.  Can you believe that car got me laid by the make-up artist I was working on a film wkth

381

GregInSeattle, my grandmother lived on Possum Kingdom Lake and there was a big King Ranch at one end of the lake. I’m fairly certain they were Dallas Kings.

382 #358  Girl Thursday.    How big does the cap in the back have to be??  Standard bed or extra long.  Liners also required??

383 Lost my virginity in Dad's 1977 Cheverolet Caprice Classic.  Huge back seat!

384 Yeah, hippies like VW's. ;-)

385 So, shut your face about it and it will stop.

My, what excellent advice you are giving

386 A car, as a chick magnet, is best when it naturally fits the owner.

Such as, Harrison Ford type dude in a GTO.

Back in the day we would pick out the biggest douche in the crowd and predict his car. Almost every time "Beemer" was the winner.

387 Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 12, 2009 01:09 AM (B5cM9)

Aforementioned 76 4-door Granada. Got caught by the cops too, luckily I had finished the deed.

388 OK, the Kings my relatives know are from the Houston area I believe.  Different Kings.

389 I had a 73 Mercury Marquis Brougham.  GF's dad hated that car (can't imagine why).  He liked my 72 Fiat 128 sedan better.
He really shouldn't have.

390 Aforementioned 76 4-door Granada. Got caught by the cops too, luckily I had finished the deed.

Good times, good times!

391

I only ever made it to 3^rd base in a car. On a car, all the way.

392 Back in the day we would pick out the biggest douche in the crowd and predict his car. Almost every time "Beemer" was the winner.

I really appreciate BMWs for their engine and handling, but God I wish 1) not every damn person in LA had one and 2) why do only douchebags drive them?

393 382- Doesn't matter. It's just kind of symbolic of a guy who's down to earth, hard-working and not flashy.

394

My, what excellent advice you are giving.

Tell me about it.

395 Corinthian leather, amigos, Corinthian leather.

Cordoba!

396 Corinthian leather, isn't that Chrysler speak for Naugahyde?

397 I do not wish to trash talk Pittsburgh.  It is a really nice city.

Yeah, but you can't buy a can of chili there. Seriously. A couple from our church married and moved to Pittsburgh and we just sent them a CARE package of 6 cans.

398 Time for bed, morons. I actually spent more than a couple hours out of the house today so sleep is creeping up on me. Good night and play nice. I don't want to wake up to the blog being broken. Kisses!

399 why do only douchebags drive them?

Posted by: wherestherum at November 12, 2009 01:13 AM (GZnia)

They are wanna-bes. Non-douchebags drive Mercedes.

400 #393  Ahhh.  I can tell that you are a bench girl, no buckets for you.

401 Corinthian leather, isn't that Chrysler speak for Naugahyde?

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 12, 2009 01:16 AM (cj+ii)

I thought that was aimed at people who like buttless chaps....on men.

402

I’m going to sleep too. I’ve had a busy day of doing absolutely nothing and I’m just exhausted from the two naps I took.

403

Yeah, but you can't buy a can of chili there. Seriously. A couple from our church married and moved to Pittsburgh and we just sent them a CARE package of 6 cans.

Heh.  No canned chili at ALL, Muse, or no decent canned chili?

404 night, wtr!

405 nite wtr and PGiS

406 397- Who wants canned chili when homemade is a million times better?

407 Eeeeeewww.  Got puke'd on.  Gal can't hold 'er liquor. Outta here.

408 re: 402  Sounds like me

409

Besides, I have to set my alarm for 2am so I can call in to QVC and talk about how I’m getting all my non-existent grandchildren the “stuffed animals of the world” collection or whatever cheap ass toy they are hawking at 2am.

410 Pittsburgh? Or Shitsburgh? The last time that city had relevance was during the French and Indian war.

411 Why innahell would anyone want to chase tornadoes?  That's one thing I can honestly say I don't miss about southwest Iowa.

412 Time for my beauty sleep.

413 #397  Oregon   Seriously??   No Chili?  I saw on the food network that they had some kick ass dinners.  Come to think of it, I never did see Chili on anything however.

414

re: 402  Sounds like me

 

Someday we should do nothing together.

415 #370: Kurt had substantial assistance in post - it sounded like they pitched him up an octave and then auto-tuned it.  On some of the pitch changes he was threatening to turn into T-Pain.  Whereas that was really Rachel's voice, so I definitely give her the win.

416 Heh.  No canned chili at ALL, Muse, or no decent canned chili?

I was told no canned chili AT ALL. I guess the south-of-the-border cuisine hasn't made it up that far, yet.

417 Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 12, 2009 01:22 AM (cj+ii)

Try having an F-4 destroy half your house while you and your three children are huddled in a crawlspace.

418 Greg, did you ever get to go swimming in the cement pond?

419 400- I do miss the bench seats. And the gun rack, of course.

420

I was told no canned chili AT ALL. I guess the south-of-the-border cuisine hasn't made it up that far, yet.

I can say that decent Tex Mex was not to be found in North Dakota some 15 years back.  I wonder if it's made the trip.

421 Sam, did you get the part where I said "don't miss"? 
I had a friend who's barn was picked up and turned 90 degrees and put back on it's foundation.  I also helped in a cleanup where an old lady sleeping in her upstairs bedroom was pulled out, mattress and box springs and all, sandwiched between them, and deposited unharmed on the ground.  Tornadoes are weird.

422

Good night, eman.

Try having an F-4 destroy half your house while you and your three children are huddled in a crawlspace.

Oklahoma?

423 Wait...canned chili?!?!? The real stuff doesn't come in a can, or from Wendy's.

424 423- Finally, a voice of reason.

425 ...and tornadoes: stay away from Tulsa. When we lived in Bartlesville, many of the bad tornadoes came from OKC or Tulsa.

426 re: 418  No, but I took a boat ride.   Evidently, it's one of the biggest private cement ponds in the world.  A million gallons, I think.  Big 25 foot spray fountain, too. They've met the Bush's, too.  Being rich seems pretty OK!

427

 I do miss the bench seats. And the gun rack, of course.

I have no idea what the appeal is with bucket seats.  Bench seats are far more convenient IMO, and there's a place to put your purse without tossing it on the floor.  You can't find hardly any cars with them anymore.  I think the Impala came with the option a while back but I don't know if it still does.

428 424 I've learned something from living down here in TX. Honestly, the locals would most likely laugh & mock you if you said you got your chili from a can.

429 Canned tamales are the suck, as well. Whenever my coworkers are doing a fund raiser, it is always tamales.

430

...and tornadoes: stay away from Tulsa. When we lived in Bartlesville, many of the bad tornadoes came from OKC or Tulsa.

That's right, live in Norman if you're going to be in OK.

431 I remember getting tamales from a roadside stand when I lived in Houston.  Wrapped in cornsilk.  Good eating.

432

Oklahoma?

Posted by: barbelle at November 12, 2009 01:28 AM (qF8q3)

Wichita, May 3rd 1999. The same night that Moore Ok got hit with the biggest tornado on record with 46 dead. We lost 6 that night. I never forget after the tornado passed, I came out of the crawl space and my dog was running in circles and she wouldn't stop.

433 Just remember to never Armor All a bench seat.

434 Try having an F-4..

Oh, strong tornado not Phantom fighter...

435 427- Also, they allow you scooch up next your fella.

436 I didn't like tamales til I moved to Texas. They do real outstanding tacos here.

437 Chili today; hot tamale.

438 429- A fundraiser with tamales? Have they never heard of Krispy Kreme?

439 Oh, strong tornado not Phantom fighter...

heh.  I thought Phantom first as well.  Side effect of being involved in Naval Aviation for so long I guess.

440 #426, boat ride is even better. leaves both hands free to drink beer and no chlorine in the eyes!

441 Posted by: somejoe at November 12, 2009 01:34 AM (SSWdi)

No, we Air Force guys called them "pigs".

442 #428  Miss 80'sB  In my neck of the woods, they still have mock turtle soup.  A kind of chili that has a very different kind of taste.

443 A fundraiser with tamales? Have they never heard of Krispy Kreme?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 01:36 AM (wi8eD)

Ick. That stuff is spun sugar that just looks like a donut.

444 The Phantom was proof that if you put enough thrust behind a rock you could make it fly.

445 Blue Yankee, my cousin got married there in the Spring.  Unlimited alcohol and friendly Texan ladies, yeeee haaaw!

446 It is good to ask what the meat is. One coworker tried to feed me a chicken skin taco. Couldn't go there. Menudo is out too.

447

Wichita, May 3rd 1999. The same night that Moore Ok got hit with the biggest tornado on record with 46 dead. We lost 6 that night. I never forget after the tornado passed, I came out of the crawl space and my dog was running in circles and she wouldn't stop.

Yes, I remember that, a family member lost her house in OKC near Sooner Road, with them in the bathroom.

That's one reason I said, "live in Norman;" that was one of the cities in the area that came out unscathed from that storm, but the surrounding areas got hit. 

They said you needed to be underground for that one.  I'm glad you made it.  Animals' senses are odd about such things.

448 #444   And what would you call a F104 Starfighter?

449

Just remember to never Armor All a bench seat.

Ha, I can't imagine why.

450 Where is your neck of the woods, Mystry? I've heard of mock turtle soup. What's in it?

451 And what would you call a F104 Starfighter?

That's an Air Farce jet.

452 Dumbasses.  Now they've found the tornado they're running away from it.

453

Ha, I can't imagine why.

Posted by: barbelle at November 12, 2009 01:42 AM (qF8q3)

I went around a tight corner, and went from driving the car to observing where it was going from against the passenger door.

454 Anybody still awake? Go to Google, type the word "why" in the search box and look at the auto-complete suggestions that come up.

Hacks?

455 If they didn't want it, they shouldn't have gone looking for it.

456 451 And what would you call a F104 Starfighter?

That's an Air Farce jet.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 12, 2009 01:44 AM (cj+ii)

Hell, even I'm not that old. I think we called the F-111 a "frog". Oh, and I see what you did there. "Farce", funny coming from a branch that called their enlisted men "Seamen". LOL.

457

I went around a tight corner, and went from driving the car to observing where it was going from against the passenger door.

Heh, a seat belt could maybe help you with that.  Hope you and the car were okay.

458 re: 454  Charming folks there at Google

459 3435  Girl Friday   No person from the north really understands the appeal of a pickup truck.  I think Joe Diffe had a song  "Something about a pickup truck." Miss 80'sB. Jump right in if you wantoo.

460 454- Smurfette, I didn't find anything odd. What did you find?

461 "Farce", funny coming from a branch that called their enlisted men "Seamen". LOL.

That's cause we swim real fast to get there first

462

Heh, a seat belt could maybe help you with that.  Hope you and the car were okay.

Posted by: barbelle at November 12, 2009 01:48 AM (qF8q3)

I was young, dumb and immortal. Plus, lap belts only save some organs for transplant, and I wasn't that much of a humanitarian.

You can steer from the passenger side. I missed the old lady by a good foot.

463 Due to some changes at my household (financial and control), we may be cancelling internet soon.  Perhaps as early as tomorrow.  If you all don't hear from me for awhile, that's why.

464 Maybe we should boost NASA funding:

Although no one noticed at the time, the Earth was almost hit by an asteroid last Friday.

The previously undiscovered asteroid came within 8,700 miles of Earth but astronomers noticed it only 15 hours before it made its closest approach.

Its orbit brought it 30 times nearer than the Moon, which is 250,000 miles away

465 Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at November 12, 2009 01:51 AM (cj+ii)

Touche'. *

466 459- Oh lord, I think I know which song you're talking about.

467 Pickup Man.

468 Anybody still awake? Go to Google, type the word "why" in the search box and look at the auto-complete suggestions that come up.

"Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea"?  Eeew.

469

I was young, dumb and immortal.

And slippery!

You can steer from the passenger side. I missed the old lady by a good foot.

And talented!

Point made, no Armor All it is.

470 My fave CW song goes "She's the queen of double wide trailer...."

471 If you all don't hear from me for awhile, that's why.

We will miss you if that happens katya.

472 Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 12, 2009 01:52 AM (B5cM9)

Just wait 'til 2012 fuckers.

473 #450  Girl Friday.  Southern Ohio.  As far south in this miserable State as you can get.  Cincinnati to tell the truth. Mock turtle has a lot of vinigar in it. Its called mock turtle soup. But it has a lot of Cincinnati type of chili for its base. 

474 "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?"

The gross parakeet one too. You don't see them?

475

Although no one noticed at the time, the Earth was almost hit by an asteroid last Friday.

It's going to happen eventually.  I've stocked up on spices for the resulting cannibalism.

476 Sammy Kershaw.

477

We will miss you if that happens katya.

I'll miss you guys.  I hate the thought of losing my lifeline to the truth and sanity.  I'll just have to jet into town a couple days a week and have coffee at Panera or somewhere. 

478 UncleFacts warned us about the meteors.  And Kratos warned us about the chaos.  So it's not like we didn't know.

479 Turd in the punchbowl time. If Jimmy Pethoukoukis is right, we are so screwed that might as well start looking for souplines now. And this doesn't even account for the poison of Hellcare.

http://tinyurl.com/ygema5g

480 Posted by: mystry at November 12, 2009 01:56 AM (kmgIE)

Hey, hey! I've been a Reds fan for 40 years now.

481

"Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea"?  Eeew.

Because it's chili-flavored?

482 Serenity is on USA right now.

483 Also "Why do men have nipples?" "Why do dogs eat poop?" "Why did I get married?"

484 Posted by: barbelle at November 12, 2009 01:57 AM (qF8q3)

Kidnap hobos, they're your best bet. Nobody will miss them and  you will be stocked up for at least awhile.

485 Serenity is on USA right now.

Damn.  Started a half hour ago.  Good thing I have it on DVD.

486 470- That's a good one. Also because it mentions moon pies.

487

Serenity is on USA right now.

Jayne, sigh.  It's on DVD along with the series on my shelf.

488 katya, I'm watching Serenity too even though I should be sleeping.

I'm really sorry to hear about your $$ problems. I hope they're just temporary and that you'll be back soon. The nice thing is that there are lots of places now with free internet, even in my podunk town.

489 No person from the north really understands the appeal of a pickup truck.

That's because everything up here is one giant suburb.

WTF?

490

Kidnap hobos, they're your best bet. Nobody will miss them and  you will be stocked up for at least awhile.

How else do you think I came up with my recipes?

491 Also "Why do men have nipples?"

To confuse women. They think that since they like them to be manipulated, surely the men will like it as well. Of course, I could make millions selling women beachfront property in Arizona if they believe that.

492 473- You're not far from the SE. You could always defect. My cousin just moved to Columbus. She thinks it's nice there. Is it different than Cincy?

493 483- Why are people morons? Why do they ask retarded questions?

494 You mean you don't like having your nipples manipulated?? Doh!

495

Thanks : GreenGasEmissions, I still the part about "her black hear and her pretty red neck."

When  the apocalypse happens, I'll miss metal music, but I think I can live with CW.

496 491- I'm not going to touch that.

Get it, ha ha! (Oh, I slay me.)

497 I was close.. pick up man.. not pick up truck.   Damn,  I'm a moron, Not perfect, but close enough.

498 Posted by: Smurfette at November 12, 2009 02:06 AM (D5pp0)

NO! I'm a guy, leave them the fuck alone. There are other places you can manipulate. Need a map?

499

I'm really sorry to hear about your $$ problems. I hope they're just temporary and that you'll be back soon. The nice thing is that there are lots of places now with free internet, even in my podunk town.

I've told my husband that we've nickle and dimed ourselves into debt and we can get out the same way.  We'd like to buy a house but it's time to make some choices.

I can't believe how bad I feel at the thought of not being able to talk to you guys.  Geez, it's like losing family.

500 When  the apocalypse happens, I'll miss metal music

Find me, I'll still have metal on my Sansa until the battery goes out.

501

You should not MANipulate man nipples. They are naive and need protection.

502 498- Men are so confusing in their simplicity.

503 I'm perfectly capable of finding your feet without a map, but thanks.

504 There's always the library.  It's free, and most of them have internet now.  Of course there are those pesky filters...

505 Find me, I'll still have metal on my Sansa until the battery goes out.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 12, 2009 02:10 AM (nxUYP)

I'll bring the solar charger.

506 That song "Mud on the Tires" is another good pickup truck-esque song.

507 They are naive and need protection.

Damn you, you just made me snort in a very unfeminine manner.

508

There's always the library.  It's free, and most of them have internet now.  Of course there are those pesky filters...

I tried to put a filter on my laptop once and it blocked AoSHQ.  Imagine that.

509 502 498- Men are so confusing in their simplicity.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 02:11 AM (wi8eD)

Yeah, so? Feed us, fruit bat us, fuck us, and don't nag us. How easy is that?

Posted by: Smurfette at November 12, 2009 02:11 AM (D5pp0)

Oh snap. Good one Smurfette, LOL.

510

But they're FUN, Sam, like pressing the buttons on a console.

That's all I will say lest the conversation deterioate and the PTB get annoyed.

511

When the apocalypse happens, I'll miss metal music

They can have my metal music when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

512 509- It's deceptively simple. What evil genius thought up that plan?

513 #492   Girl Thursday  Well lets put it this way. It's our state capital. It has no industry except for liberal state welfare. Same as most state capitals. It's the largest city in Ohio. It made a land grabs by using illegal methods, that made it the largest city, then made it illegal by State law to do the same thing by other cities. BTW it has no suburbs. Nuf said. The Ohio State Buckeyes are not welcome here.

514 Posted by: barbelle at November 12, 2009 02:15 AM (qF8q3)

Let me try this in a PG-13 manner. If a certain appendage that has the ability to taste food would by chance happen to come in contact with either of the 2 men's "dots" then that is okay. But with the tips of the fingers, it is a faux paux.

Oh and Katya and RLF, I'm now listening to "Everything Ends", by Slipknot in your honor. (From the Iowa album).

515 513- Interesting. So it's basically spiting the rest of the state.

516 #502  Girl Thursday.  We keep telling you gals that. But do you listen to us?? NOOOOO.

517 514- Honestly, that's true with women, too ... although I'm sure men don't want to hear it.

518

They can have my metal music when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: katya at November 12, 2009 02:15 AM (B7aSH)

No doubt. If hollywood is any indication, metal should be THE music of the apocalypse.

519 Ok ... how dumb am I? I thought mystry was a chick ...

520 519- That's where the "mystery" part of mystry comes in.

521 Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 02:23 AM (wi8eD)

I'm going to do this PG-13 as well. I am what you would call a guy that really likes those two glands that are covered in skin but contain fat cells, mammalia glands,  and sustenance for newborn infants. I can't think of anything I wouldn't do for those two female protuberances.

522

Oh and Katya and RLF, I'm now listening to "Everything Ends", by Slipknot in your honor. (From the Iowa album).

523 Honestly, that's true with women, too ... although I'm sure men don't want to hear it.

To be honest, I like both. A lot.

524 #515  Girl Thursday   Most States have this problem. Cleveland is quite Liberal, Cincinnati is Conservative, and the tiebraker is Columbus..   (hint-Liberal)  Columbus is for the most part, a really nice city. However, the interstate I-71 is a real bear. Something like Austin. Or what Austin used to be like.  

525 516- Yes, but we always think "no one could be that simple." Actually, it's a relief to me that men are--even if it is hard to wrap my brain around.

526 Sorry mystry! Oh, and ...

How you doin'?

527 521- Yes, Sam, that's your rep for sure.

528 Yes, Sam, that's your rep for sure.

Yeah, actually, that's most of us.

529 katya..
Got wireless? + unprotected neighbors WIFI = AoSHQ!

530

My end of the world song. Endings are beginnings, too. Not really metal.

nightwish:  end of all hope

531 528- Well, yeah ... I just meant that Sam announces it all the time.

532 Posted by: sickinmass at November 12, 2009 02:35 AM (rYWEB)

How do you think I can get 13 year old child pron without getting caught?

533 Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 02:37 AM (wi8eD)

Well......I am a guy, and it sure beats talking about shoes.

534

We are so simple, we'll even tell you exactly what we think. And our words will mean exactly what they say. No hidden meanings.

Unless we are lying just to get you in the sack, butt that is different.

535 Wait, I missed it--did someone say pickup truck? The ideal vehicle. Can do just about anything. I learned to drive on the back roads of Oklahoma in that thing. Whenever I go downtown [Houston], you'll see them on the FWY.

536 Well......I am a guy, and it sure beats talking about shoes.

Indeed it does.  I'm an old man now, and sometimes it takes more than a fire to warm these old bones...at least until the moderator gets snippy.

537

katya..
Got wireless? + unprotected neighbors WIFI = AoSHQ!

All signals around here are protected.

(First thing we do anytime we land somewhere is scope out all signals)

538 Wait, I missed it--did someone say pickup truck? The ideal vehicle.

Best selling vehicle Ford makes.  I know you do miss it if you have one and get rid of it.  I really miss my 62 while it's apart for complete rebuild, the little Rampage tries hard but it's just not the same.

539 534- What language is this you speak in, stranger?

540 535- I learned to drive in a pickup, too.

541 What language is this you speak in, stranger?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 02:45 AM (wi8eD)

Mannish. Just lean the grunt sequences, and you are good to go.

542 Snuggie commercials are disturbing.  And Snuggies are ugly.  I can't imagine anyone actually wearing one at the theater or, Heaven forbid, a football game.  Good way to get beat up.

543 #526  Thats Ok Smurfette. the same question was asked of me by Sassypants during the flame wars I think last Wednesday.  Why is it always a Wednesday?   Ok. this is simple.  (no snarky remarks from the morons) My initals are MRE. I have always used for many years the word mystery in my artisic endearvors. Sometime arount 15 years ago. I started playing NTN trivia games on their sports bar TV. they only allow,and still do, only six characters for their handle. So. if you see mystry in a BW3 bar on the screen, its me. My bank people don't know this and still by default call me MR "E"  Some moronettes think that it is a moronette name..  Sorry for the long post.  Kudos to Michael in MI

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545 Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 02:45 AM (wi8eD)

Seriously, are you being coy or serious? We men are easy. Yeah, we can be assholes at times, but it is so easy to please a man. Not just sex either. If you can just be patient with us and let us be men, it's really not that hard. EG: Say I'm watching a Dallas Cowboys game, and I jump off the couch and scream when they either score a touchdown or they fuck up a play or get a stupid penalty. Some women will yell at us and say "how can the T-V hear you acting like an idiot". But the women who gets us will say "wow, that's kind of childish, but that is how men act sometimes and I love him for being so passionate". If you're in the latter camp, then you are the perfect woman for us. Again, simple really.

546 Julius: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What!
I know but naught of thy strange country What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
Brett: What?
Julius: English, base knave, dost thou speak it?

547 545- I'm just being silly. But I am seriously interested in understanding men better and interacting more harmoniously with them.

548 Women will always be unfathomable to men. All you can do is love them, and hide or duck as appropriate.

549 mystry, actually your handle doesn't seem at all girlish to me. It was the sweet tone of some of your posts, I thought you were one of us!

Night M&Ms!

550 Nite Smurfette.  Don't be blue.

551 Mystry, are you a professional artist?

552 Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 12, 2009 02:56 AM (wi8eD)

I gave my 24 year old daughter some advice on her wedding day. I told her, that men are vastly different than women, and that if you can recognize that fact and respect that they are men, and let them be men even if you think it goes against all of your female principles, (I don't mean abuse, infidelity, etc.) then he will love and worship you forever. Not hard.

553 552- It's not hard in theory, but it does take a while to adjust your mind to the concept that someone else's brain works completely different from yours. We all see the world from our own perspectives, after all. Good advice, though. I was just telling a friend that it benefits women more to live in harmony with men then to constantly be at war with them.

554 #551  No, but I do have low talent of being artistic. My youngest daughter(of 2) does have a real talent. She does have a personal blog called "Blond Champagne" (Am I allowed to say that here?) She introduced me to AoSHQ. I hope that she is not lurking here tonight. She has written a plublished a book called "Drink to the Lasses" Sounds like something a moronette would like.

555 554- That's really cool, mystry.

556 This thread is winding down. I think I'm going to call it a night. I just hope my house doesn't float away tonight!

557 #555 Girl Thursday   Thank you.

558 Good Night G-T.

559 Out of beer.  I, too, am off.  I think this clears the thread of the North Carolina contingent.
Goodnight all.

560 Sam, it looks like you and me, and whoever else out there. At least we beat last nights ONT.   MAETENLOCH,  You still there?   We tried our best to bore you to death tonight. How are we all doing???

561 I didn't want to depress everyone.

562 I suppose I could throw out a bit of poetry to make sure the place is dead....

563 Vogon poetry?

564 Did someone say poetry?  SZZZZZ   AHhhh   SZZZZZ

565 563 Vogon poetry?

I prefer prongon poetry.

566 "As she lifted her veil, it became apparent that she was a he.
I looked at her longingly and lovingly and kissed her lovingly.
At our honeymoon suite she took off her beautiful dress.
I then wrapped my arms around her and wondered "who coulda guessed.
We then loved each other all night until it became apparent.
That her lovely red thong panties were transparent.
Only then did I find out, that my love, my forever, my wife so fine.
Had a bigger penis than mine.

567 that's beautiful, Man!

568 Well said Sam, well said. Now it's in my head.

569 'Night, all.  Hope to talk to you soon.

570 Katya   You been here all along, and not a peep out of you 'till now.  That no fair!

571 The president has been trying to put us down every day of his life. But I still havn't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border to Mexico.

572 a'right, made 90¢ in a freeroll Razz tourney, time to start parlaying that into an appearance at the WSOP, right?

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575 But I still havn't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border to Mexico.

Trumps all the nonsense, doesn't it?

576 "If a man could write a thousand words,
Then how could he shit a thousand turds,
If the Doctor didn't believe it all,
Then how come he wet farted all over the office wall,
Once the diagnosis was talked about and made,
Then the proper medication was more than a band-aid,
But who could I sue for my Ulcerative Colitis,
The Doctors who thought it was an appendicitis?
Or the Lawyers who thought it was malpractice,
Or possibly me who ate too much brown lettuce?
These questions go un-answered for me,
The guy who takes no responsibility.

577 The guy who takes no responsibilty / Is one who has no respectabaility

578 It's been a good nite morons, So watch out for the ponds.

579 Jesus! It's three in the morning and I still don't have to get up in the morning. Furloughs suck, but they can be kind of cool. IYKWIMAITYD.

580 what are you furloughed from?

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582 BEAUTY


Have seen dawn and sunset on moors and windy hills
Coming in solemn beauty like slow old tunes of Spain:
I have seen the lady April bringing in the daffodils,
Bringing the springing grass and the soft warm April rain.

I have heard the song of the blossoms and the old chant of the sea,
And seen strange lands from under the arched white sails of ships;
But the loveliest things of beauty God ever has showed to me
Are her voice, and her hair, and eyes, and the dear red curve of her lips.


 - John Masefield

583 "Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage..."
- Ambrose Bierce

584 Ugh, can't sleep.

Is the ONT dead?

585 no, just resting

586 I was expecting an orgy.

Or at least an all-you-can-eat bacon and beer buffet.

587 HBO has released a new trailer for “The Pacific”, an epic mini-series about the war with Japan from the creators of “Band Of Brothers”.

---------------------------

Will it have the now-obligatory scene of GI's murdering prisoners?

588 nope, my office is closed tomorrow 'cause everybody caught strep except me (seriously). so i'm up, playin' some microlimit poker which i figure i've earned the right to, being apparently invincible.

589 i've earned the right to, being apparently invincible.

Who said that? ;-)

590 Who knows?

But it won't be pretty no matter what...if it's at all realistic.

Those island battles were brutally fought for every inch of land. The flame-thrower was a huge weapon for good reason in the Pacific. That's probably how they'll make our military look bad. But the caves and tunnels made them pretty much inevitable.

591 microlimit = microwinnings?

592 It's a quarter to three,
there's no one on the ONT
Cept me and my dog
So break out some pills
I got a hobo to kill.




Yeah, baby, ol' blue eyes is back!

593 How lucky can one guy be?
Found a hobo on ONT
Like the fella once said
I'll take a bat to his head

The smokehouse completely black
It's full of hobo fatback
Like the fella said, Dean
Fatback's good with collard greens


Time for a martooney!

594 Yeah, baby, ol' blue eyes is back!

Do you take requests?

595 The Rat Pack is back, lollipop!

Who can kill a hobo?
(Who can kill a hobo?)
Stuff him with cat
(Stuff him with a cat)
Then stuff that little kitteh with a hamster or a rat
The Hobo Cook can!
(The Hobo Cook can!)
The Hobo Cook can cause he making a hobocahamster
So Thanksgiving tastes good!
(So Thanksgiving taste good!)

596 Sure thing, pally.

what's your poison?

597

test test

 

598 what's your poison?

Fly me to the moon

599 Fly me to the moon

600 Yeah, I married a Kennedy and acted in some movies.....and.....

Well, hell I could sing as good as any of those guys! But let me lay down some rap, yo!

Peter Lawford style!

Yo VIP let's kick it

Pete pete Lawford
Pete pete Lawford
All right stop
Gimme a gimlet and listen
Pete is back with my brand new invention
Pat Kennedy grabs a hold of me tightly
Flows like a river daily and nightly
Will she ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I like my gin with an olive
Mix up rum make a zombie that's real live
Bossa go smooth with a singer that croons
I'm killing your brain like a steak smothered in mushrooms
Deadly when I play a tough in the movies
Anything less than best scotch ain't groovy
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better have gazongas the kid don't play
If there was a cocktail yo I'll drink it
Take a shower first cause Petey don't stink it

Yo, peace out!

601 Sure thing, chicky.


Fly me to the moon
Let me kill some hoboes there
Let me taste what green cheese is like
On a hobo burger rare
In other words, I'm hungry
In other words, baby , beer me

602 But let me lay down some rap, yo!

Peter Lawford style!

That reminded me of early Run DMC. Very, very early, like when they needed their nappies changed.

603 Hey, great to be back in brrraaaiiiinnnsss again!

A man came up to me the other day...said he hadn't had a bite in weeks.....

So I bit him!

BA-DA-BRRRRRAAAAIIINNNNSSSSSS!


Thank you. Thank you. Be sure to tip the waitress.

I'll be here all brrrraaaiiinnnnssssss!

604 Eh,

The Revolution Will Be App'd!

605 Is this where my comeback starts?

606 And now, the time has come
For me to face
A fluffy pillow

I hope that now I will
To sleep finally will go

To sleep perchance to dream
Without the help of Nyquil

And snore, snore like a jet
Or else I'll get to pay bills

607 And now, the time has come
For me to face
A fluffy pillow

I hope that now I will
To sleep finally will go

get yer drunk ass offa me

608 And snore, snore like a jet
Or else I'll get to pay bills

Posted by: Ol' Blue Eyes at November 12, 2009 07:09 AM

I heard that before.  It's by Ol' Red Eyes.

609

Good Morning Morons – post about Mr. Psychotic Hasan

 

They were discussing Hasan on F&F this morning and how psychiatrists at Walter Read had thought he was “psychotic” and how Hasan’s attorney was just eating that up and how those psychiatrists rather than deal with the problem shipped him off at the same time they were providing his future defense.

 

Psychotic is just another buzzword that people like to throw out there and by itself means nothing. It literally means that he wasn’t playing with a full deck, or in the CA police jargon, he was 51-50. There should have been some other thing to go with that “psychotic” BS to say exactly what type of psychotic he was.  We will probably never hear that.

 

But the reason I wanted to post on this is what it means to be a Muslim terrorist and psychotic.  This reminded me of a course I had to take many years ago as part of my career path. The course was titled Aberrant Behavior and it was taught by a teaching psychiatrist from the University of NC.  It was intended to teach us how to recognize the signs of someone who wasn’t firing on all cylinders and for signs of drug abuse.

 

Part of the course dealt with administering and scoring the MMPI (what we called the looney bin test).  This test was given to all employees in my category and it was intended to root out the people who were significantly different from society’s norms in the test.  And that my fellow Morons is the key to his stupid “psychotic” label. All of this mumbo-jumbo is based on society’s norms.  When you give a test like the MMPI and you ask 100 people in the general population if, as a child, they wanted to kill their mother, the overwhelming majority of them would say NO regardless of whether they had periods where they were mad and wanted to. When someone responds yes to that question, and a number of others like it, they will fall outside of society’s norms.  This then called for a personal one-on-one interview and evaluation of the individual.

 

Dr. XXXX told us when he first started administering this test to the potential hires who were all ex-Navy (and there were a lot of us) most of the people fell outside of the norms. E.G. people who spent a long time separated from society (and in a lot of cases underwater) just did not respond as the norms.  He was forced to re-zero the “norms” for ex-Navy personnel.

 

That brings us to the point here.  Do you think that people who have attended radical Muslim mosques and who have been taught by radical Imams preaching Jihad are going to score within the “norms” as the rest of society.  The answer to that is hell no.  They will ALL show up as psychotic on these kinds of tests and interviews.

 

After all, how many normal people strap 20 pounds of C-4 to their chest and blow themselves up for their religion?  So this label of psychotic is pretty much useless and I am sure an Army prosecutor will destroy any attempted use of it.

 

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Hah, my daughter is the curve breaker in her class and she's only half Asian.

Her professor wants her to apply for some sort of minority scholarship (she's in  grad school in the sciences), so I told her to ask him "which half?"  I told her to be creative, wite a sob story about not being able to understand her own mom because she came from another country and has an accent, about her grandparents surviving Hiroshima...  There's no way she'll get the scholarship, unless we can guilt them into giving her the money.

It was funny because he's from China, the other professor is Caucasian, and the class is is evenly divided if you count my daughter on both sides.

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