Dude Earning Money Serving as a Literal Punching Bag for Frustrated Women

He's getting paid for it. The rest of us do it for free.

"The first woman was about 25 years old. She paid for half an hour but soon got tired and spent the rest of her time just chatting to me," Lin says. "The second customer also only lasted for a few minutes but they both looked much happier afterwards. It does people good to let off some steam."

Every time the women punch him in the junk, they say "There's nothing wrong, why do you keep asking?"

Posted by: Ace at 02:57 PM

Comments

1 There is something for everyone, I guess...

Posted by: Sam at November 11, 2009 02:59 PM (Cxsey)

I assume he got this idea after getting married?

"Hmmmm, why am I paying to get punched in the junk when I could just as easily get paid for it?"

Posted by: wiserbud at November 11, 2009 03:00 PM (vTYYp)

3
It's gotta be in Japan, right?

brb

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 11, 2009 03:00 PM (m8h4o)

Whoa. Is the economy rough there, too? Actually, it's not a bad idea if he's really muscled and everyone accepts the truth of the cliche "hits like a girl."

Posted by: Mouse at November 11, 2009 03:01 PM (8QSSn)

5 Best of all, when she's done, she doesn't get 1/2 of everything he owns.....SWEET!

Posted by: vastrightwingconspirator at November 11, 2009 03:01 PM (DwNB9)

6 An Obama look alike could make a fortune,as long as guys can punch him too.

Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2009 03:01 PM (XhRMg)

7 but soon got tired and spent the rest of her time just chatting to me

The second customer also only lasted for a few minutes

I hope he asked each one immediately after the last punch " Is that it?"

Posted by: Rocks at November 11, 2009 03:02 PM (Q1lie)

8
That's my purse!

I don't know you!

/kickintheballbag

Posted by: Bobby Hill at November 11, 2009 03:05 PM (m8h4o)

9 Man, can you imagine the outrage if a woman offered a service to let guys slap her around for 30 min.

Posted by: Sam at November 11, 2009 03:06 PM (Cxsey)

10 ...and its covered by the new health care plan (her side anyway)

Posted by: AE at November 11, 2009 03:07 PM (kSfPT)

11 Leftists punch me all the time. I'm still standing.

/ could you bring me a Big Mac though

Posted by: America at November 11, 2009 03:07 PM (+sBB4)

How much is he charging? I would be willing to do it for 2 bucks a minute.

Posted by: Ben at November 11, 2009 03:08 PM (wuv1c)

13 Possible post for the ONT - Insty has a link for Turbaconducken.

My wife said I couldn't comment on the actual post.

Posted by: abused hubby at November 11, 2009 03:10 PM (DIYmd)

14 This is the beauty of capitalism.

Posted by: April at November 11, 2009 03:12 PM (b0THY)

15 Turbaconducken

Just saw that.

Posted by: CUS at November 11, 2009 03:13 PM (wOGfT)

16 Perhaps this guy should reach out to disgruntled Muslims suffering from Pre-PTS so we can avoid future terror attacks.

Posted by: CDR M at November 11, 2009 03:14 PM (cvmTR)

17 Seriously, there's nothing wrong, why do you keep asking?

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 03:15 PM (p302b)

18 Sounds like typical bullcrap phony Chinese news story.

Women wouldn't enjoy doing that. It's no fun if the man doesn't get hurt on the inside.

Posted by: lauraw at November 11, 2009 03:16 PM (c0GB2)

19 14 This is the beauty of capitalism.

As practiced in Communist China...

Posted by: Hedgehog at November 11, 2009 03:17 PM (oQIfB)

20 can you imagine the outrage if a woman offered a service to let guys slap her around for 30 min.

Outrage from who?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 11, 2009 03:18 PM (NtiET)

21 I am really beginning to think there is something wrong with me. If I have a problem with a guy, I come right out and tell him, don't play games, go right to the point. I hate women who play games, ruin it for the rest of us.

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 03:18 PM (p302b)

22 Instead of punching me in the junk, they could just give me a handjob. It works for me.

Posted by: EC at November 11, 2009 03:21 PM (mAhn3)

23 Actually, it's not a bad idea if he's really muscled and everyone accepts the truth of the cliche "hits like a girl

I'm sure he screens his clientele. I mean, can you imagine offering this service, and then Michelle O. walks into your office. Bet you would release a kraken then.

Posted by: pep at November 11, 2009 03:21 PM (DZyVK)

24 Women who grew up with brothers are the luckiest women in the world. For years, I got to do the kicking for free. I believe I've met my quota. You're free to go now.

Posted by: ManDeE* at November 11, 2009 03:22 PM (XVUy6)

25 16 Perhaps this guy should reach out to disgruntled Muslims suffering from Pre-PTS so we can avoid future terror attacks.

Posted by: CDR M at November 11, 2009 03:14 PM (cvmTR)

Only one flaw in the business plan: you can only offer to be beheaded once.

Posted by: stuiec at November 11, 2009 03:22 PM (rBLs5)

26 ace gets mentioned in today's "Best of the Web" for his post about Obama being the cummulation of 100,000 years of evolution.

~ sniff ~

The seventh seal has just been opened. I'm so proud.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 11, 2009 03:23 PM (ruzrP)

27 Every time the women punch him in the junk, they say "There's nothing wrong, why do you keep asking?"

Posted by: Ace at 02:57 PM

Ace, from this I surmise that you're married.

Posted by: joncelli at November 11, 2009 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

28 That works - really? Cause Mrs. Mallamutt just takes it out on the credit card.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 11, 2009 03:25 PM (V9SYy)

29
sure getting kicked in the junk is all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

Posted by: bulwark at November 11, 2009 03:25 PM (jvrmc)

30 Heard Michelle O is spending the day with her BFF, Joey Biden.

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 03:25 PM (p302b)

31
Frusrated

Is Ace mocking Chinese people's speech patterns?

So very, very racist.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 11, 2009 03:25 PM (Haq+B)

32 LOL, yes it has to be a tough economy. But it also has to be NOT in the United States.

This would be illegal in most States here and it probably has a federal law that it violates as well (since they now have a law or regulation for everything).

Posted by: Vic at November 11, 2009 03:26 PM (CDUiN)

33 You mean I could have gotten paid for this all these years?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 11, 2009 03:26 PM (muUqs)

34 When it comes time to punch the capitalists in the crotch they will sell us the balls.

Posted by: Lenin at November 11, 2009 03:27 PM (o5vMm)

35 Funny post, Ace. Real funny . . .

Posted by: Little Miss Attila at November 11, 2009 03:27 PM (saBHO)

36 The real tragedy is that he was held hostage to a woman who wanted to talk afterward.

Posted by: pinche migra at November 11, 2009 03:28 PM (E3SK8)

37 Where's BO today?

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 03:28 PM (p302b)

38 Funny post, Ace. Real funny . . .

Well, at least you didn't say "fine. Fine."

Posted by: joncelli at November 11, 2009 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

39 30 minutes?! Glad I'm not that guy.

Posted by: Ace's Clown at November 11, 2009 03:28 PM (E3SK8)

40 O/T: yesterday I made one trade and sold at the right time and actually made money....woo hoo

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 03:29 PM (p302b)

Curious, I think most of us moronettes are probably like you. Which is why we hang out here and not at some other blog!

Posted by: April at November 11, 2009 03:29 PM (b0THY)

42 I got cold cocked once by my ex-old lady. We played hell the next day explaining her two black eyes. 'should I not have said that?'

Posted by: sonnyspats at November 11, 2009 03:29 PM (kM/ZI)

"There's nothing wrong, why do you keep asking?"

That's funny. I actually cringed a little when I read that.

Posted by: Pupster at November 11, 2009 03:30 PM (F5GQ3)

ooo ooo me me I'll do it for free!

Posted by: Alan Glines at November 11, 2009 03:31 PM (kM/ZI)

O/T: yesterday I made one trade and sold at the right time and actually made money....woo hoo

Thanks for the information

Posted by: The IRS at November 11, 2009 03:32 PM (wuv1c)

46 Can you just see it "hey what's goin on? Why do you keep going to see that Chinese guy???

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 03:32 PM (p302b)

"Bet you would release a kraken then."

Best AoSHQ meme of 2009.

Posted by: Lorne Michaels at November 11, 2009 03:32 PM (F26eZ)

48 F'ing sock...

Posted by: reason at November 11, 2009 03:32 PM (F26eZ)

49 Posted by: The IRS at November 11, 2009 03:32 PM (wuv1c)

I always remember you....why I'm anticipating that you will be taking more than 60% in the very near future...and I"m planning accordingly...

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 03:33 PM (p302b)

50 Rolling a drunk hobo is still cheaper.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at November 11, 2009 03:35 PM (4s1it)

51 36 The real tragedy is that he was held hostage to a woman who wanted to talk afterward.

That's hilarious.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 11, 2009 03:37 PM (muUqs)

52 Ace you just got quoted in the WSJ Best of The Web Column by James Taranto for your Obama is the Ultimate Man post!!

Posted by: Drew at November 11, 2009 03:37 PM (Ujq40)

/#23. I'm sure he screens his clientele. I mean, can you imagine offering this service, and then Michelle O. walks into your office. Bet you would release a kraken then.

Wouldn't help - Michelle's gaze and frown would turn the Kraken to stone.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 11, 2009 03:37 PM (9hSKh)

54 What do you tell a guy with a broken nose, a cracked knee cap and hunched over in pain? Nothing. You already told him three times.

Posted by: Mouse at November 11, 2009 03:37 PM (8QSSn)

55 Isn't that every guys fantasy? To be kidnapped by a band of sports illustrated swimsuit models who force him to perform?

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 03:38 PM (p302b)

56 52, "Everyone already knew that Obama was an egomaniac. Now we learn he's a creationist too."

hahahahaha

Posted by: wHodat at November 11, 2009 03:39 PM (+sBB4)

55 Isn't that every guys fantasy? To be kidnapped by a band of sports illustrated swimsuit models who force him to perform?

LOL. I had a similar fantasy, but it involved being kidnapped by several actresses who starred in 90's Skinemax Late Night flicks.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 11, 2009 03:39 PM (9hSKh)

58 Frusrated Women?

Ru not Rike Japanese?

Posted by: wHodat at November 11, 2009 03:42 PM (+sBB4)

59 52 Ace you just got quoted in the WSJ Best of The Web Column by James Taranto for your Obama is the Ultimate Man post!!

They left out Ace's "What a stupid dick" comment at the end of the post.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 11, 2009 03:43 PM (muUqs)

60 Hannity covering the "America is in a funk" idea...

maybe the public feels he is not doing anything he said he would do?

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 03:46 PM (p302b)

61 The best therapy my husband and I ever had was the year we took Krav Maga together. He got to choke me - I got to hit him in the groin. The sex afterwards was great.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at November 11, 2009 03:49 PM (rSt95)

62 They left out Ace's "What a stupid dick" comment at the end of the post.

Don't want to offend T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 11, 2009 03:51 PM (NtiET)

63 can you imagine the outrage if a woman offered a service to let guys slap her around for 30 min.

Nope. Some prostitutes specialize in letting their customers knock them silly. Nobody seems to care.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 11, 2009 03:52 PM (ZtwUX)

64
can you imagine the outrage if a woman offered a service to let guys slap her around for 30 min.

I'd be so down with that.

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 11, 2009 03:53 PM (Haq+B)

65 I bet he masturbates while they beat him up. I know I would.

Posted by: lorien1973 at November 11, 2009 03:54 PM (IhQuA)

66
"Don't want to offend T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 11, 2009 03:51 PM (NtiET)"

Coddy???? nah wouldn't offend him.....

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 03:54 PM (p302b)

Heck the only reason to get punched in the nads is if she would, in return, STFU for 2 hours afterwards. Thats a fair trade

The one client who punched his junk then proceeded to chat (aka talk his ear off) with him should have been

charged double,

no triple,

punched in the mouth.

Posted by: Old Texas Turkey at November 11, 2009 03:54 PM (0D4RJ)

68 You know really, after thinking about this...it is serious, this guy needs help...where is the National Organization of Men when you need them?

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 03:55 PM (p302b)

69 Well, now we know where erg works.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 11, 2009 03:55 PM (ZJ/un)

70 Isn't that every guys fantasy? To be kidnapped by a band of sports illustrated swimsuit models who force him to perform?

LOL. I had a similar fantasy, but it involved being kidnapped by several actresses who starred in 90's Skinemax Late Night flicks.

I used to enjoy those "pieces of art" until I saw one which had Cory Feldman in it. This had to be the late 1990 or early 2000s. It was pretty creepy. I think he was a prison guard or something.

Posted by: The IRS at November 11, 2009 03:57 PM (wuv1c)

71 55 Isn't that every guys fantasy? To be kidnapped by a band of sports illustrated swimsuit models who force him to perform?

I can't dance or sing.

Posted by: wrg at November 11, 2009 03:58 PM (7t+Ws)

Way off-topic, but I give you Morons and Moronettes the bestest web site around, BaconToday. http://tinyurl.com/5pcadp

On that web site is the ultimate recipe in bacony goodness for Thanksgiving, The Turbaconducken. http://tinyurl.com/ygzjn43

There are lovely pictures on that recipe of chicken wrapped in bacon, stuffed into a duck wrapped in bacon, stuffed into a turkey wrapped in bacon, a whopping 5 pounds of bacon in total. Who needs potatoes?

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2009 03:58 PM (is97c)

73 Drew,

Thanks. When I started this blog, Boston Irish (who started his, independently, within 24 hours of me) and I had a bet about who could get linked by Taranto first.

This is the first time, as far as I know.

So I win... I forget what the stakes were. Five bucks? No idea.

Posted by: ace at November 11, 2009 03:58 PM (jlvw3)

I bet he masturbates while they beat him up. I know I would.

The HQ is more of a group therapy session than a political blog

Posted by: The IRS at November 11, 2009 03:58 PM (wuv1c)

75 Well, politics now is such that we all need therapy, so it works out.

Posted by: joncelli at November 11, 2009 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

76 We offer ball cups at half price.

Posted by: National Organization of Men at November 11, 2009 03:59 PM (+sBB4)

77 Let me guess, he used to be a lawyer, right?

Posted by: Penfold at November 11, 2009 04:01 PM (lF2Kk)

78 42 I got cold cocked once by my ex-old lady. We played hell the next day explaining her two black eyes. 'should I not have said that?

She shouldnt have made you tell her twice.

Posted by: lowfibass at November 11, 2009 04:01 PM (T1ZAZ)

79
Somebody say bacon? Follow All Bacon on twitter, good stuff.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 11, 2009 04:01 PM (Haq+B)

80 twitter sux

Posted by: wHodat at November 11, 2009 04:04 PM (+sBB4)

81 Well Morons, early quitting time today. Wife just brought in the latest Vince Flynn book from the library that we have been on a long waiting list for.

Posted by: Vic at November 11, 2009 04:04 PM (CDUiN)

Why pay a guy to beat him up, when I can find one that likes it done for free?

Posted by: SFC MAC at November 11, 2009 04:04 PM (cuNX0)

Ace you just got quoted in the WSJ Best of The Web Column by James Taranto for your Obama is the Ultimate Man post!!

In response to a quote from Right Wing-Fascist Blogger "Ace of Spades", Taranto opines:

The real news here, though, is that Obama seems to be under the impression that he is the first "man of African descent" to be president. In fact, scientists generally agree that Homo sapiens originated in Africa, which in turn implies that every president from George Washington to George W. Bush was also of African descent.

Everyone already knew that Obama was an egomaniac. Now we learn he's a creationist too.

There's some very bad craziness going on at the WSJ.

_{Please hit the tip jar}

Posted by: cHuCkLeS ThE cLoWn at November 11, 2009 04:05 PM (1TVYh)

84
Keep fucking that chicken, ace.

Posted by: Ernie Nasty at November 11, 2009 04:15 PM (rYWEB)

85 Hit me with your best shot! Owwww! Dammit, I was just kidding!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 11, 2009 04:15 PM (kn+jW)

#70 I used to enjoy those "pieces of art" until I saw one which had Cory Feldman in it. This had to be the late 1990 or early 2000s. It was pretty creepy. I think he was a prison guard or something.

You know, I may have come across that flick you're talking about. Maybe not seen a lot of it, but I remember some Skinemax flick with him in it. There was another one where he played some stalker character.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 11, 2009 04:16 PM (9hSKh)

87 Geez Morris is on Hannity....predicting long term unemployment and high interest rates....can he pull out some more good news?

Posted by: curious at November 11, 2009 04:17 PM (p302b)

88 Did any of the women experience premature punchulation?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 11, 2009 04:17 PM (kn+jW)

89 "There are lovely pictures on that recipe of chicken wrapped in bacon, stuffed into a duck wrapped in bacon, stuffed into a turkey wrapped in bacon, a whopping 5 pounds of bacon in total. "

I would tweak that recipe and leave out the chicken, duck and turkey.

Posted by: right at November 11, 2009 04:17 PM (EquV1)

90 I preferred yesterday's news-of-the-weird topic to this. The fruit bat story has it all over this one.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 04:18 PM (K75uU)

91 Hmm, I call this Friday night at my house.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 11, 2009 04:21 PM (pLTLS)

92 Forget getting punched in the junk (lets hope this guy is wearing a cup).

The quote says he is practicing his self defense skills and getting a workout, so it sounds like this guy is actively trying NOT to get hit.

Posted by: looking closely at November 11, 2009 04:21 PM (6Q9g2)

93 90 I preferred yesterday's news-of-the-weird topic to this. The fruit bat story has it all over this one.

I'm still having problems with a bat having more fun than me

Posted by: wrg at November 11, 2009 04:22 PM (7t+Ws)

94 93 - so are a lot of guys on this blog, apparently (judging from comments).

Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 04:23 PM (K75uU)

95 I just got punched in the balls and also have to pay 900,000 a year in alimony. Wohoo!

Posted by: Jim Nance at November 11, 2009 04:23 PM (m2CN7)

96 How many moronettes would pay a few bucks to punch a guy in his twig and berries?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 11, 2009 04:24 PM (kn+jW)

97 so are a lot of guys on this blog, apparently (judging from comments).

Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 04:23 PM (K75uU)

25 years of marriage will do that I guess.

Posted by: wrg at November 11, 2009 04:25 PM (7t+Ws)

98 Gives new meaning to Drill Here Drill Now, Eh?

Posted by: I Need A Beer at November 11, 2009 04:26 PM (Tot+h)

99 97 - well, I'm sure I don't have to tell you the joke about marriage and blow jobs.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 04:26 PM (K75uU)

100 98 Gives new meaning to Drill Here Drill Now, Eh?

Hard to drill if the "bit" gets broken.

Posted by: wrg at November 11, 2009 04:27 PM (7t+Ws)

101 Now that there is a fine example of capitalism and free market principles at work. Preach.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 11, 2009 04:27 PM (Ei3oZ)

102

With the economy in shambles this could be an easy way for me to pick up some extra coin IF I actually had any balls.

Posted by: Allah i love teh cock Pundit at November 11, 2009 04:29 PM (GhVWX)

103 Hmmm, I am doing this wrong. Because I have to pay my wife's attorney $385 an hour to punch me in the junk.

Posted by: blaster at November 11, 2009 04:30 PM (BiphJ)

104 20 can you imagine the outrage if a woman offered a service to let guys slap her around for 30 min.
Posted by: HeatherRadish

Really, you have to ask?

Posted by: Sam at November 11, 2009 04:30 PM (Cxsey)

105

This is a win-win situation if married women can punch their husbands in the package. They get the satisfaction of the actual punch, then they reap the benefits of the post-punch sex, because the husband go can for a much longer period of time due to the numbness that the punch inflicted.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 11, 2009 04:33 PM (kn+jW)

106 I actually can't think of a guy (other than national figures) who I would want to punch. I can, however, think of a few dozen bitches I would like to scalp. Does that make me a self-hater?

Posted by: Dagny at November 11, 2009 04:34 PM (ZIhtt)

107 Wonder how much I could earn gobblin' some goobers, cause I'm good at that.

Posted by: Allah i love teh cock Pundit at November 11, 2009 04:34 PM (GhVWX)

108 105
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 11, 2009 04:33 PM (kn+jW)

Don't forget the added swelling.

Posted by: wrg at November 11, 2009 04:35 PM (7t+Ws)

109 I don't let a drop go to waste...Mmm Mmm Mmm..Lovin' Gobblin' Goobers

Posted by: Allah i love teh cock Pundit at November 11, 2009 04:36 PM (GhVWX)

110

Id say this guys was a loony liberal to do something like this but it has the element of capitalism in it.

Posted by: Dante at November 11, 2009 04:36 PM (JOJ5E)

111 huh. and we've been giving it away for free.

Posted by: every married guy in history at November 11, 2009 04:36 PM (5iQTe)

112

How many moronettes would pay a few bucks to punch a guy in his twig and berries?

It depends on who the guy is. Punchworthy men include: John Murtha, Harry Reid, Lindsey Graham, Juan McCain, Justice Kennedy (on occasion), Bill Clinton, David Axelrod, Rahm Emmanuel, Chris Matthews, Keith Ohlberman, Barry Sotero, Sherrif Joe (I would have loved to paid to punch him after the debate with Sarah Palin, he was pulling numbers out of his rearend), A Roid, Oliver Stone, Hugo Chavez, the list goes on and on.

Posted by: runningrn at November 11, 2009 04:39 PM (qP2BK)

113 Frank and beans get canned?

Posted by: runningrn at November 11, 2009 04:42 PM (qP2BK)

114 whassa matter you don't like handjobs?

Posted by: every married woman in history at November 11, 2009 04:43 PM (5iQTe)

115 Easy money, people. Easy money.

And, congrats, Ace, on the Best of the Web thing.

Posted by: Dick (of Steel) Cheney at November 11, 2009 04:45 PM (muUqs)

116 Off Topic:

Obama Grants FOXNEWS Interview -- Day After Anita Dunn Steps Down... MORE...
DRUDGE has learned, Major Garrett will conduct interview in China next week...
NYT: Admin originally said would not give network any interviews for remainder of '09...

Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 04:45 PM (K75uU)

117 oh yeah, congratulations, Ace!

Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 04:46 PM (K75uU)

118

Speaking of getting kicked in the crotch, Libs are whining because of the success enjoyed by conservative authors on the NY Times Best Seller's List.

In a Nov. 9 entry on The Huffington Post that laments Fox News host Glenn Beck pulling a feat not done before - holding the number one spot on The New York Times' four lists: hardcover fiction, hardcover non-fiction, paperback non-fiction and children's - they suggest a separate category altogether, not for political non-fiction, but conservative non-fiction.

"Should The New York Times create a separate bestseller list for conservative blockbusters?" the post said. "Think of the history: we have a children's bestseller list because of "Harry Potter" -- Harry was knocking adult books off the top spots on the hardcover fiction list so publishers complained. The same thing must be true for Beck, Palin, Cheney, Bush (George W. and Laura), Malkin and others. What do you think?"

Waah! We can't compete in the arena of ideas!

Posted by: runningrn at November 11, 2009 04:48 PM (qP2BK)

119 I really don't find the subject of women doing damage to a man's junk funny.

Posted by: John Bobbit at November 11, 2009 04:49 PM (V9SYy)

120 I'd like to see Glen Beck do the Obama interview.

Posted by: TC at November 11, 2009 04:50 PM (QXKjZ)

121

Obama Grants FOXNEWS Interview -- Day After Anita Dunn Steps Down... MORE...
DRUDGE has learned, Major Garrett will conduct interview in China next week...
NYT: Admin originally said would not give network any interviews for remainder of '09...

Gee, I guess we won - so, Obama, how does our ass taste?

Posted by: Fox News at November 11, 2009 04:52 PM (V9SYy)

122 No, moronettes, don't even ask.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 11, 2009 04:52 PM (kay6f)

123

Posted by: Fox News at November 11, 2009 04:52 PM (V9SYy)

IT'S A TRICK!

Posted by: runningrn at November 11, 2009 04:55 PM (qP2BK)

124

IT'S A TRICK!

No.........ITS A TRAP

Posted by: Adm. Akbar at November 11, 2009 04:57 PM (V9SYy)

125 been actually working all friggin day...what are we congradulating ACE for??

Posted by: dananjcon at November 11, 2009 04:58 PM (pr+up)

126 55 Isn't that every guys fantasy? To be kidnapped by a band of sports illustrated swimsuit models who force him to perform?

DEER LORD, NO! Not that! Anything but that! They're brutal, brutal savages!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 11, 2009 04:58 PM (kay6f)

127

I long for the days when we were the family jewels.

Posted by: junk at November 11, 2009 04:59 PM (jvrmc)

128 runningrn @112---OTOH, some of those men would enjoy it, and I'd hate to give them that satisfaction.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 11, 2009 05:01 PM (NtiET)

129 125 --

Ace just got quoted in the WSJ Best of The Web Column by James Taranto for his "Obama is the Ultimate Man post"...

Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 05:01 PM (K75uU)

130 DEER LORD, NO! Not that! Anything but that! They're brutal, brutal savages!

Hell they may want to cuddle afterwards!! (shiver)

Posted by: wrg at November 11, 2009 05:01 PM (7t+Ws)

131 I got a link from Taranto some time ago. Can't even recall what it was. Ace links are much better.

Posted by: JWF at November 11, 2009 05:02 PM (1l37M)

132

129

Oh ok, cool!

But being quoted in da NYT would be better funnier.

thanks sassy

Posted by: dananjcon at November 11, 2009 05:03 PM (pr+up)

133

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 11, 2009 05:01 PM (NtiET)

Well, you will note that Bawney Fwank was conspicuously absent on that list. I think he would enjoy getting bent a little too much, regardless of it coming at the hands of a woman. Of course, I would double glove when I hit The Clenis and A Roid (just like we do in the o.r. when someone has hepatitis or HIV).

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Not a cent - then again I'm a lover not a fighter.

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140 >I actually can't think of a guy (other than national figures) who I would want to punch. I can, however, think of a few dozen bitches I would like to scalp. Does that make me a self-hater?

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Worse than that...they want to know what you're thinking! And talk about feelings!

It just gets worse and worse!!!

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I'd be scared stiff.

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Yea, but would you respect them in the morning?

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#136

I'm not so sure. Sounds like some pretty wimpy women are signing up. They only last a few minutes and then want to talk. Now if their significant others show up for a session he'll probably get 30 seconds of chat and then the pounding of his life (feel free to interpret that any way you like).

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147 Sounds like some pretty wimpy women are signing up.

True that. Mrs928 would bring a knife.

Posted by: toby928 at November 11, 2009 05:58 PM (PD1tk)

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I know a place near Columbia where you can punch out women for free.

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