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Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:05 PM (pDqDE)
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 10:05 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 10, 2009 10:06 PM (ppFId)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:06 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 10:07 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: vai2112 at November 10, 2009 10:07 PM (pkOAj)
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 10:07 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 10:08 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 10, 2009 10:08 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: andi sullivan at November 10, 2009 10:08 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: vai2112 at November 10, 2009 10:08 PM (pkOAj)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:08 PM (pDqDE)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:09 PM (GZnia)
The Sullivan thread is busted. Comments have disappeared, before that, boxes disappeared, before that greyness.
They came for my white space, but I liked grey, so I did nothing.
Then they came for the comment boxes, but I did not need boudaries, so I did nothing.
They came for the comments, but I was not on the thread, so I did nothing.
Posted by: Y-not at November 10, 2009 10:09 PM (sey23)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:09 PM (pDqDE)
Posted by: Dagny at November 10, 2009 10:10 PM (/PUJA)
Posted by: Y-not at November 10, 2009 10:11 PM (sey23)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 10, 2009 10:11 PM (rYWEB)
Oh, long before that I'm sure. As long as this PC culture has ingratiated itself in every damn thing.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:11 PM (GZnia)
Did that TWP ever realize that one day, America would be lead by an African?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 10, 2009 10:12 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:12 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 10:12 PM (9Wv2j)
How LONG do you think they have been ignoring Major Jihad? Since Obama was immaculated or before that?
I'm starting to think as soon as it became clear Barack Hussein Obama mmm mmm mmm was elected. There's a story on Drudge that shows they've been looking at the mutt for a while, including into this year.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:13 PM (pDqDE)
Hasan should be acquitted. He did it in Texas, which is full of dangerous Creationists and Teabaggers. I'll bet they had Glen Beck on the tv in the room, that would have caused me to go berserk, but guns scare me.
Janet Napolitano told us that returning soldiers are the biggest threat to our security and are just itching to kill masses of people. Hasan was protecting us from them you see, how many lives did he save by offing those ticking time bombs. Hasan is a DOCTOR, a SCIENTIST, so he's an EXPERT.
Shamuta, I know you've been working for three days straight looking for stalkers, but take a shower already!
Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at November 10, 2009 10:13 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:13 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 10, 2009 10:13 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2009 10:13 PM (jJ2r1)
Posted by: joncelli at November 10, 2009 10:14 PM (Ko4Av)
Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 10:12 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 10:14 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:14 PM (nxUYP)
About time.
No shit, i can remember that like it was yesterday though.
Posted by: koopy at November 10, 2009 10:15 PM (GJfTu)
Posted by: kefka at November 10, 2009 10:15 PM (n1uMU)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:15 PM (GZnia)
Then DCIS assigned an investigator, who did a little looking and decided that an Army major contacting a radical imam was AOK, at which point he shrugged and filed it away.
Not buying it. They're effectively blaming a PFC for this goat-fuck, just like they did Abu Graibh. Somebody told him to drop it so as not to embarrass the administration, or bring heat on themselves.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:16 PM (pDqDE)
Nonsense! He was just wondering where the hell his teleprompter was.
Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 10:16 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: fluffy, lost at sea at November 10, 2009 10:17 PM (SwkdU)
I hope Ben doesn't destroy this thread, too. Man that other one was nuked.
Ben was just trying to share his insights with us by screwing with the graphics. But if you can't understand that, well he'll just leave the blog.
Posted by: kbdabear in CA at November 10, 2009 10:17 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2009 10:17 PM (jJ2r1)
I'd pull the plunger. I know people say that but they wouldn't if they really had to do it. Well, they're wrong, cuz I would.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:17 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:18 PM (GZnia)
Ben was just trying to share his insights with us by screwing with the graphics. But if you can't understand that, well he'll just leave the blog.
Posted by: kbdabear in CA at November 10, 2009 10:17 PM (sYxEE)
No, Ben will be back.
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 10:18 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:18 PM (Sei5T)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:18 PM (pDqDE)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2009 10:19 PM (jJ2r1)
29 Hey, morons, don't forget to dash over to the Weblog awards and vote for LGF under the "Best Liberally Drunk Blog" category. The comments are a hoot.
Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 10:12 PM (9Wv2j)
Linky please!
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 10:19 PM (sYxEE)
If you televise it make it something interesting like the electric chair.
No way, gallows. Drop that fucker so we hear the neck snap like a chicken bone.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:19 PM (pDqDE)
Looks can be deceiving. She is originally from Kansas, and here in Kansas we all look normal. But what you don't know about us Kansans, can hurt you.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:19 PM (nxUYP)
Sam Adams, I'm with you. I think they should have electrocuted him. I think lethal injection is much too humane for murderers that warrant death row. And you bet your ass I'd flip the switch on Old Sparky if it was brought back.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:19 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:19 PM (Sei5T)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:20 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Dagny at November 10, 2009 10:20 PM (/PUJA)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2009 10:20 PM (jJ2r1)
Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 10:20 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Jerome Corsi at November 10, 2009 10:21 PM (DtTM9)
!!!!
No wonder Dorothy wanted to run away from Kansas!
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:21 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Leatherneck at November 10, 2009 10:21 PM (40yOy)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:22 PM (Sei5T)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:22 PM (nxUYP)
but he was a cute baby, and I thought he did give a good speech today
The Devil's greatest achievement, etc., etc.,.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:23 PM (pDqDE)
No one could have dreamed on the day that picture was taken that someday America would be led by a man of African descent.
Or, as I am more commonly inclined to say...good grief, you people...
Posted by: reason at November 10, 2009 10:23 PM (aPqlH)
I like the gallows idea, too. That would make great TV. How about firing squads? Like I said, lethal injection is too good for these scumbags. They should go out with a bang. Oooo, how about beheadings? We can bring back Madame Guillotine or a big burly guy with a mask over his head and big ass axe.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:23 PM (GZnia)
29 Hey, morons, don't forget to dash over to the Weblog awards and vote for LGF under the "Best Liberally Drunk Blog" category. The comments are a hoot.
I voted for atlasshrugs, even though Pamela is mad at me. All I did was ask her if she liked weenies in the can. She slapped me and flipped her mane as she walked away. If she doesn't like Campbell's Franks n Beans, she could have said so without getting all hissy about it
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 10:24 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 10:24 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 10, 2009 10:25 PM (rYWEB)
Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 10:26 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:26 PM (Sei5T)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:26 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:26 PM (pDqDE)
Posted by: arhooley at November 10, 2009 10:26 PM (jwoys)
No. She clicked her heels and wanted to come home. Because, that bitch had to fix me a sandwich. We Kansans believe in equality. (Gets slapped by wife)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:26 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2009 10:26 PM (jJ2r1)
Oooo, how about beheadings? We can bring back Madame Guillotine or a big burly guy with a mask over his head and big ass axe.
we're saving that for the bankers.
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at November 10, 2009 10:27 PM (csPra)
Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 10:27 PM (PD1tk)
(It has to start somewhere.)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2009 10:26 PM (jJ2r1)
And it begins. Goddamnit!
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:28 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 10, 2009 10:28 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 10:28 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:28 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: reason at November 10, 2009 10:28 PM (aPqlH)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:29 PM (pDqDE)
Posted by: DngrMse at November 10, 2009 10:30 PM (wynRm)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 10, 2009 10:30 PM (rYWEB)
Yeah she only wanted to come back after getting thoroughly freaked out in Oz. It was like Alice going through the looking glass but without the 'shrooms.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:30 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 10:31 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Max Power at November 10, 2009 10:31 PM (q177U)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:31 PM (Sei5T)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:31 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Dagny at November 10, 2009 10:32 PM (/PUJA)
Posted by: Ginger at November 10, 2009 10:33 PM (qXV6c)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:33 PM (Sei5T)
Malvo get's to spend life in prison though?I hope the boys like him,alot.
From all accounts, he enjoys it. That was the thing with John M., wasn't it?
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:33 PM (pDqDE)
They only want you think that is his mother.
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 10, 2009 10:33 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 10, 2009 10:33 PM (XHkvf)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2009 10:34 PM (jJ2r1)
Well.... well..... at least we have the number one college basketball team this year. And.....and.....the K-state Wildcats lead the Big 12 north in football. So......there! Plus, we make a shitload of airplanes, and... grow a lot of wheat.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:34 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Ginger at November 10, 2009 10:35 PM (qXV6c)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 10, 2009 10:35 PM (XHkvf)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:36 PM (GZnia)
Is it that good? Really wanted to check it out.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:36 PM (nxUYP)
Scottish Students Take The Plane to School
It's a 96 second commute.
Like a moron schtuppnig his wife
Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2009 10:36 PM (XH/G8)
I know Allah disapproves, but what the heck:
John Mohammed: Hey look Tim McVeigh and Mohammed Atta are here. Cool. Hey wait a second, it is kinda hot here, what is that red hot poker for, AHHHHHHH…
Nidal Hasan is next.
Posted by: Joe at November 10, 2009 10:37 PM (0Gde6)
Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 10:38 PM (PD1tk)
Like a moron schtuppnig his wife
Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2009 10:36 PM (XH/G
1/4 mile high club?
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 10:38 PM (YX6i/)
Keep fzcking that chicken, Marc.
Posted by: K~Bob at November 10, 2009 10:38 PM (WtrwW)
Nah. What do you want to bet Casey won't let him have the needle, or firing squad, or whatever.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:39 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:39 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 10:39 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:40 PM (AZGON)
87 On top of nominating chuck for best liberal blog, it also pisses off the Kos crew. It's a twofer!
Drat! The lefties have discovered that it isn't the lizard cult doing it and have uncovered our dastardly plot.
We would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling Kos Kidz!
Posted by: Evil Nominators at November 10, 2009 10:40 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2009 10:40 PM (XH/G8)
Holding steady at 100% here in the Peaches household. I am so screwed.
Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 10:41 PM (9Wv2j)
True story
During my junior year in high school, I went to an Harvard political event in Boston. I was chit chatting with one of the Harvard students. We talked about where we were from. I told that I was from a little town in Kansas. Of course, he never heard of the town. So, I told him Amelia Earhart was from there. He replied, "Oh that's cool. Did you ever get to meet her?" Um, I was born in 1980. Just saying.
Posted by: Ginger at November 10, 2009 10:41 PM (qXV6c)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:43 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: mystry at November 10, 2009 10:44 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 10, 2009 10:44 PM (dQdrY)
That would be Atchison. N/E corner of the state. But, not knowing your age, probably a good 75 years difference. But hey, we all know how knowledgeable those Ivy league fucks are.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:44 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:40 PM (AZGON)
Oh yeah - the economy is going to be so fucking good by then we expect everyone in the nation to be searching for work. We're expecting the number to be closer to 20%. I mean, just think about all the people who will be putting themselves back in the pool of job searching since the economy is so awesome.
Posted by: Cocksucking Joooournalists at November 10, 2009 10:44 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 10:44 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:45 PM (AZGON)
Hasan will never see the inside of a courtroom as a defendant.
From the article linked earlier (and on drudge), the Army is saying they're going to court martial the piece of shit. Which is good, hopefully he gets the death sentence. I still think Barack Hussein Obama will meddle and stay the sentence or pardon him in some form or another. It's the 'humane, compassionate thing to do' to make the muslims love us.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:45 PM (pDqDE)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:45 PM (GZnia)
I'll see your can and raise you a pouch of zig-zag that it's at least 11.5%
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 10, 2009 10:46 PM (EL+OC)
Not wanting to disrespect you or show you up, but the last execution in France occurred in 1972.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:46 PM (nxUYP)
Amelia was one hot lady, so when she taxied up to the limo to take me to a convention stop, I just had to tip my hat to her. She said "thanks for the reminder to check the plugs!" I tried to ask her about the comment while we finished a little crop-dusting gig she agreed to for our flight. Never found out the answer. But I bought her a really cool compass for her birthday.
Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at November 10, 2009 10:46 PM (WtrwW)
Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2009 10:47 PM (XH/G8)
The backlash from the American people would be worse than the reaction to Ford pardoning Nixon. Or is that too much to hope for? He better bloody not pardon the fucker.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:47 PM (GZnia)
While I was googling ace threads, we cannot let this most famous one pass, the famous "comment #104" from dum-dum. The notorious "Captain America" thread
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 10:47 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Iran at November 10, 2009 10:49 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:49 PM (Sei5T)
I was listening to a generic, top of the hour news feed from CBS just a few days ago, and as they prattled off misleading headlines, they actually played some wankfagger "expert" saying that the funemployment number increasing to 10.2% was a sign of good times because (I shit you not) the economy is booming so strongly now that lots of people are looking for work, so that makes the unemployment number look higher.
Yeah, I know. Dumb as in "can't find your ass with both hands and a map" dumb. But CBS was absolutely serious.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:49 PM (AZGON)
From all accounts, he enjoys it. That was the thing with John M., wasn't it?
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 10:33 PM (pDqDE)
It is a Muslim thing, you don't want to know.
Posted by: Jean at November 10, 2009 10:50 PM (xCBQ4)
Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 10:50 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Ginger at November 10, 2009 10:41 PM
We met her. She was very tasty.
Posted by: Howland Island Sharks at November 10, 2009 10:51 PM (sYxEE)
The backlash from the American people would be worse than the reaction to Ford pardoning Nixon
You overestimate Obastard's regard for public opinion.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:51 PM (AZGON)
Under the FWIW category - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 was released today, and I got my copy. All I can say is that so far, it is teh mostest awesomest. Just superb.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 10, 2009 10:52 PM (554T5)
wow, I had heard of this Captain America post, but never read it until now.
Pure poetry.
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2009 10:52 PM (jJ2r1)
they actually played some wankfagger "expert" saying that the funemployment number increasing to 10.2% was a sign of good times because (I shit you not) the economy is booming so strongly now that lots of people are looking for work, so that makes the unemployment number look higher.
Just imagine how great it will be once we get to 11% - we all will be wiping our asses with $100 bills.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 10:52 PM (V9SYy)
Ironic, isn't it, considering some of the things they've done historically? Executing wives because they couldn't divorce them, executing Jews and other undesirables. And the death penalty is "uncivilized."
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:52 PM (GZnia)
I think the Chinese have already begun that.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:53 PM (AZGON)
Already on my 14 yr old son's Christmas list.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:53 PM (nxUYP)
Bush ignored polls to his detriment. It seems teh Won is on the same path.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:54 PM (GZnia)
I was listening to a generic, top of the hour news feed from CBS just a few days ago, and as they prattled off misleading headlines, they actually played some wankfagger "expert" saying that the funemployment number increasing to 10.2% was a sign of good times because (I shit you not) the economy is booming so strongly now that lots of people are looking for work, so that makes the unemployment number look higher.
Yeah, I know. Dumb as in "can't find your ass with both hands and a map" dumb. But CBS was absolutely serious.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:49 PM (AZGON)
Well, I know they did. I didn't just make that shit up. I don't think like these fucks.
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 10:54 PM (YX6i/)
The Europeans are too "civilized"for capital punishment.
Babies? Yes
People who have murdered? No.
That is civilized for you
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 10:54 PM (bftbi)
(repost)
So I ask again: What the fuck good is "moral authority" in any measurable, objective way?" - Nom de Blog
The best way I can explain moral authority is to use an example. Do you read comics? If so, I point to exhibit A or moral authority, Captain America.
Captain America would always do the right thing, and by doing so, he inspired his fellow heroes to follow his example. Even though a mere mortal with powers far surpassed by most other superheroes, he LED the Avengers, which included powerhouses such as Hulk and even gods in Hercules and Thor. They all believed in the goodness of Captain America.
The antithesis to Captain America would be Frank Castle, aka Punisher. He also went after bad guys, just as zealously as other heroes. But he had no moral compunctions, for him, the ends justified the means. And while he struck fear in the thugs of the world, he never shone light in the cities he staked out. Citizens feared him just as much as the criminals he fought.
So in conclusion, moral authority is what Captain America represents. It's something that President Obama is bringing back to our great nation.
Posted by: Max Power at November 10, 2009 10:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2009 10:54 PM (jJ2r1)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:55 PM (nxUYP)
But they're happy to deny DDT to underdeveloped nations subject to malaria, dooming millions to death over decades. So they've got that going for them.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:55 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:55 PM (Sei5T)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:55 PM (AZGON)
The road to hell is pave... oh FUCK IT!!!
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 10:56 PM (YX6i/)
they actually played some wankfagger "expert" saying that the funemployment number increasing to 10.2% was a sign of good times because (I shit you not) the economy is booming so strongly now that lots of people are looking for work, so that makes the unemployment number look higher.
Since they take the numbers from unemployment claims, you have to have been working at some time to collect them. You're not collecting if you've decided to go look for work for the first time in years.
This clown is just pulling it out of his ass to try and shill for some stock pump and dumpers
I don't think even Cramer is idiot enough to try and put that one out
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 10:56 PM (sYxEE)
Did they learn it from us or did we learn it from them? Whatever the case, it's going to doom us all.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:56 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 10, 2009 10:52 PM (554T5)
With a name like that, should we expect anything else?
Also, color me jealous. Then again, I've owned the Game of the Year Edition of Fallout 3 for almost a month, and I still haven't come close to finishing it or seeing everything in it. I highly recommend it, especially if you're a Mad Max fan.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at November 10, 2009 10:56 PM (I9Jek)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:55 PM (Sei5T)
See, that's where they're fucked up. They should have Jew guilt. You see how much they still hate the Jews.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 10:57 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:57 PM (Sei5T)
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 10:58 PM (YX6i/)
That's also a product of the envirowhackos and their belief in junk science. We must save the dumb birds at the expense of all of Africa. Why do envirowhackos hate black people?
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:58 PM (GZnia)
The Great Depression had 25% unemployment. Good times, good times!
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 10, 2009 10:58 PM (XHkvf)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:58 PM (Sei5T)
Posted by: Immigrants at November 10, 2009 10:59 PM (WtrwW)
Fuck 'em.
Certainly exhibits the diversity of the word.
Posted by: The McMannus Brothers at November 10, 2009 10:59 PM (I9Jek)
Damn dirty Commies!
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:59 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 10:59 PM (AZGON)
I am HURTING from laughing so much. Back when I get out of this fetal position
..kbear..Thanks!
Posted by: sickinmass at November 10, 2009 11:00 PM (rYWEB)
Actually, they hate everybody. Including themselves. Mankind is a pox upon Mother Gaia.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 10, 2009 11:00 PM (554T5)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 10:56 PM (GZnia)
We won't be doomed-doomed. Just doomed to live in a second rate shithole ruled by an oligarchy. Kind of like Mexico.
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 10, 2009 11:01 PM (dQdrY)
We don't hate black people. We just think they should be controlled, you know, to control their carbon footprint.
Posted by: Margaret Sanger, Manbearpig, and ELF. at November 10, 2009 11:01 PM (nxUYP)
Fear not, Barry doesn't plan to let this crisis get upstaged by the Great Depression.
He's aiming at a Grand, Fabulous Depression!
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:01 PM (AZGON)
Captain America post - teh funny.
I nearly stopped at the line "Do you read comic books" I thought, no, seriously, he isn't going to use a comic book character analogy.
I just wonder if "do you read comic books" was his super effective pick-up line.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 11:02 PM (V9SYy)
You're a sanctuary city this evening. How nice. Hee hee.
Those cocksuckers that inhabit the Politburo in Olympia are a fucking waste of air and space.
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 10, 2009 11:02 PM (EL+OC)
Hey maet, for the week between Christmas and New Years, do you think Ace could post some "Best of 2009" thread links and have us nominate them?
Best thread of 2009
Funniest thread of 2009
Best Comment
Funniest Comment
Moron/Moronette of the Year
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 11:02 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: K~Bob at November 10, 2009 11:02 PM (WtrwW)
Well, so self-hating jew dude was the bird "expert" and all he wanted to talk about was how we needed to put pressure on Washington to not allow DDT, again... for the birds' sake.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 11:03 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: tdpwells at November 10, 2009 11:03 PM (Ei3oZ)
Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2009 10:58 PM (Sei5T)
No we don't!
Posted by: Self hating American Jews. at November 10, 2009 11:03 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:03 PM (AZGON)
I wish they'd start by killing themselves to save the planet and stop bothering everyone else.
We won't be doomed-doomed. Just doomed to live in a second rate shithole ruled by an oligarchy. Kind of like Mexico.
I lived in LA my whole life so my Spanish is decent.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:03 PM (GZnia)
151 seriously? fallout3 i think is boring, i made it out of the school into the town and stopped playing
got my copy of mw2 also but i am stuck on level 1.3 of painkiller so no game for me until i can figure out how to unstick myself
Posted by: navycopjoe at November 10, 2009 11:03 PM (zc2Qf)
Posted by: GrimJack at November 10, 2009 11:03 PM (d0sH2)
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 11:04 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 11:04 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 11:05 PM (nxUYP)
See, that's where they're fucked up. They should have Jew guilt. You see how much they still hate the Jews.
Because they hid all their secret Jew gold
Posted by: Eric Cartman at November 10, 2009 11:05 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: K~Bob at November 10, 2009 11:05 PM (WtrwW)
Posted by: K~Bob at November 10, 2009 11:06 PM (WtrwW)
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 11:07 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: Lone Marauder at November 10, 2009 11:07 PM (p1iaB)
Under the FWIW category - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 was released today, and I got my copy. All I can say is that so far, it is teh mostest awesomest. Just superb.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 10, 2009 10:52 PM (554T5)
Have you been over to Blackfive to see the Onion parody
Posted by: Jean at November 10, 2009 11:07 PM (xCBQ4)
Posted by: K~Bob at November 10, 2009 11:06 PM (WtrwW)
Because they're so giving.
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 11:07 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: K~Bob at November 10, 2009 11:08 PM (WtrwW)
I wish they'd start by killing themselves to save the planet and stop bothering everyone else.
And that is the hell of it. Since they are the ones spreading truth and light, they deserve to live. The rest of us? Not so much.
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 10, 2009 11:08 PM (dQdrY)
Can we add drunkest poster?
I'm trying, I'm trying.
#185 LOL
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:08 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:08 PM (GZnia)
Fuck him ! Guy creeps me out in a Billy Graham sort of way.
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 10, 2009 11:08 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:09 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 10, 2009 10:58 PM
Someone wrote that they measured it differently back then, counting those both actively collecting benefits and looking for work, and those who weren't collecting and were no longer either looking or collecting benefits.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 11:10 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 11:10 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: K~Bob at November 10, 2009 11:10 PM (WtrwW)
My favorite is when the likes of ELF burn down a car dealership or a housing development. So it's ok for them to put massive amounts of carbon and toxicity in the air, but we're not allowed to have fireplaces to keep warm. Yep, sounds right to me. I wonder what it's like to live without having to use logic and common sense.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:11 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Log Cabin Republicans at November 10, 2009 11:11 PM (nxUYP)
K~Bob,
As long as you are giving to the goats, you are okay. If you are receiving from the goats...not that there is anything wrong with that.
Posted by: GrimJack at November 10, 2009 11:11 PM (d0sH2)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 10, 2009 10:58 PM
Someone wrote that they measured it differently back then, counting those both actively collecting benefits and looking for work, and those who weren't collecting and were no longer either looking or collecting benefits.
Oh well, in that case, "The One's" only got to another 7 points to go to tie that. Damn, that Stimulus really fixed everything.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 11:11 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:12 PM (GZnia)
If it does get that bad again, some of us won't be able to afford an ISP, and God help you if your laptop dies.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:12 PM (AZGON)
I wish they'd start by killing themselves to save the planet and stop bothering everyone else.
And that is the hell of it. Since they are the ones spreading truth and light, they deserve to live. The rest of us? Not so much.
PJ O'Rourke had the best chapter title on this in his book "All the Troubles in the World" :
Just Enough of Me, Way Too Much of You
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 11:12 PM (sYxEE)
Yeah, the one problem with the game is that it isn't more of a straight-forward shooter rather than an RPG in shooter's clothing. You kind of already have to be into RPGs to get into Fallout 3. Then again, the game sold me upon entering the subways to get into DC proper, or even breaking into the supermarket for the first survival guide mission, because at that point, it became more of a kill-fest with head explosions a-go-go than the first few missions would seem to indicate. That, and the game allows you to act like a total rat bastard that does things like selling an entire colony of children into slavery or nuking a small town so you can get an apartment (basically).
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at November 10, 2009 11:12 PM (I9Jek)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:13 PM (K75uU)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 10, 2009 10:58 PM
Someone wrote that they measured it differently back then, counting those both actively collecting benefits and looking for work, and those who weren't collecting and were no longer either looking or collecting benefits.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 11:10 PM (sYxEE)
So you mean the right way, instead of this estimating curve of new applications -- the number I want to see is the real drop in payroll tax receipts.
Posted by: Jean at November 10, 2009 11:13 PM (xCBQ4)
She's frosting a cake with a paper knife
Posted by: Frank Zappa at November 10, 2009 11:13 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:11 PM (GZnia)
I hear it is kind of pleasant, right up until the Vandals knock down your gates.
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 10, 2009 11:13 PM (dQdrY)
I'm so deep in denial I've quit paying attention to local (King Co) news. What have they done now - other than the recent election.
Posted by: anne at November 10, 2009 11:13 PM (uJBct)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:14 PM (AZGON)
So I gotta go carry out the trash. I'll be back more regular-like after Thanksgiving. But I'll still stop by to harass and beclown.
Hope to have the website started by then.
Outta here in five minutes or so.
Posted by: K~Bob at November 10, 2009 11:15 PM (WtrwW)
Told my wife about that. She didn't believe me, so must show her the link.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 11:15 PM (nxUYP)
I nearly stopped at the line "Do you read comic books" I thought, no, seriously, he isn't going to use a comic book character analogy.
I just wonder if "do you read comic books" was his super effective pick-up line.
I make my greatest with the heroines with that very line
Posted by: Comic Bookstore Guy at November 10, 2009 11:15 PM (sYxEE)
A movie all morons should see: "The Hill" starring Harry Andrews and Sean Connery. Although it indulges an anti-war theme, it is gloriously un-PC and effectively stylizes old-school "John Bull" military discipline.
Posted by: Robert_Paulson at November 10, 2009 11:15 PM (bMJd3)
Posted by: mystry at November 10, 2009 11:15 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: katya at November 10, 2009 11:16 PM (Ejm4Y)
Given not only layoffs but reductions in hours (like me in extremis), that number must be terrifying.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:16 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: anne at November 10, 2009 11:13 PM (uJBct)
Nothing. I just thought about them.
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 11:16 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: tdpwells at November 10, 2009 11:16 PM (Ei3oZ)
PJ O'Rourke had the best chapter title on this in his book "All the Troubles in the World" :
Just Enough of Me, Way Too Much of You
Best book O'Rourke ever wrote. Did a wonderful job of deconstructing Global Warming by pointing out that everyone claiming global warming was going to melt the ice caps had, in the early and mid 70s, been claiming that Global Cooling was going to give us a new ice age.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 11:16 PM (V9SYy)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:12 PM (AZGON)
I'm a defective caucasian. I don't follow rules well. I'll just find a lib who has one and test their philosophy.
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 10, 2009 11:17 PM (dQdrY)
I saw a comment long ago either here or at HA that said: Thinking like a liberal makes my brain hurt.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:17 PM (GZnia)
I take great offense to that. I'll have you know buddy, I'm a fine upstanding citizen, a hard working pillar of the community with a wife and four children.
In the Sims game.
Posted by: impalin steele at June 05, 2009 06:57 PM
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 11:17 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: vai2112 at November 10, 2009 10:08 PM (pkOAj)
Given the size of that forehead, that had to be a cesarean birth.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 11:17 PM (kn+jW)
Posted by: katya at November 10, 2009 11:16 PM (Ejm4Y)
I just found out the other day that my boss, whom I adore, is a liberal. Hurts, I'm not gonna lie. Instant loss of respect points.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 10, 2009 11:18 PM (Ei3oZ)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:18 PM (K75uU)
Posted by: Courtney Love at November 10, 2009 11:18 PM (nxUYP)
At least your city hasn't de facto become part of Mexico. I expect English to be completely eradicated from LA in about 7 years.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:19 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: anne at November 10, 2009 11:13 PM (uJBct)
I completely understand. If I didn't love the geography and weather so much (yes I like gray rainy days) I'd be outta here.
Posted by: anne at November 10, 2009 11:20 PM (uJBct)
Posted by: The Artist formerly known as the Human Torch at June 05, 2009 07:34 PM
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 11:20 PM (sYxEE)
I take great offense to that. I'll have you know buddy, I'm a fine upstanding citizen, a hard working pillar of the community with a wife and four children.
In the Sims game.
Does that mean I've successfully pointed out the philosophical deficiencies of Randian Objectivisim by infiltrating an underwater city and altering my genetic makeup so that I could shoot bees out of my hand in Bioshock?
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at November 10, 2009 11:20 PM (I9Jek)
At least your city hasn't de facto become part of Mexico. I expect English to be completely eradicated from LA in about 7 years.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:19 PM (GZnia)
Mexico will reclaim LA without firing a shot.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 11:21 PM (kn+jW)
The only reason you people are ridiculing 104 is that you do not have the judgement and candor of a wise, gamma ray infected thru blood transfusion, female.
BTW the curtains do not match the drapes.
Posted by: SheHulk at June 05, 2009 07:51 PM
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 11:21 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: K~Bob at November 10, 2009 11:22 PM (WtrwW)
Posted by: Mayor Villaglllaooroeraasa, oh what the fuck, Mayor V at November 10, 2009 11:22 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: anne at November 10, 2009 11:20 PM (uJBct)
We're this close.
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 11:22 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:22 PM (K75uU)
And they'll probably enslave the black population like the Spaniards did in Mexico. I have no doubt the race wars will increase.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:22 PM (GZnia)
Be careful what you wish for. Homework: google "carrie prejean fruit bat rule 34"
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:23 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: MS-13. at November 10, 2009 11:24 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:25 PM (K75uU)
I know, it was great to talk about blowjobs without getting yelled at by Maet.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 11:26 PM (nxUYP)
I just found out the other day that my boss, whom I adore, is a liberal. Hurts, I'm not gonna lie. Instant loss of respect points.
I think a lot of people are Liberals because they feel guilty to be otherwise.
Posted by: katya at November 10, 2009 11:26 PM (Ejm4Y)
Liberal seems to be the default setting on most people. I wonder if that's because of public education. Everyone I grew up with went Left. I'm the only one that went Right.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:28 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:28 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 11:28 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: anne at November 10, 2009 11:28 PM (uJBct)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:28 PM (K75uU)
I'd love to be a fruit bat
if only for one night
I'd find out just what it's like
to get a BJ without a fight
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 11:29 PM (kn+jW)
One time, at animal camp...
Somehow that doesn't sound right.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:29 PM (GZnia)
the number I want to see is the real drop in payroll tax receipts.
Given not only layoffs but reductions in hours (like me in extremis), that number must be terrifying.
it is going to be big.
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 11:30 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 11:30 PM (nxUYP)
the non crowded freeways, low carbon nirvana they so wish to inflict on the rest of us.
And no one left to do any work, so they'll all starve to death. HOORAY!
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 11:30 PM (pDqDE)
Posted by: Rewrite! at November 10, 2009 11:31 PM (UaSIe)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 10, 2009 11:31 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:32 PM (GZnia)
Oh, great. Furries. Might as well start a thread for 4chan.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:32 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 11:33 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:33 PM (K75uU)
Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover at November 10, 2009 11:34 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 11:34 PM (bftbi)
Hola 7th grade slumber party participants!
I will try to be a beacon of joviality and good cheer this evening to make up for my pout last night.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 11:34 PM (RZ8pf)
Dammit.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:32 PM (GZnia)
WTR, it's going to be so cold this winter where you live, that the lawyers will have their hands in their own pockets.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 11:35 PM (kn+jW)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:35 PM (K75uU)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:35 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 11:35 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 10, 2009 11:36 PM (dQdrY)
SYDNEY — In the world of fiddler crabs, the best form of protection for females is, apparently, having sex with the neighbors, according to an Australian study published Wednesday.
Researchers from The Australian National University in Canberra found male fiddler crabs will happily defend a nearby female against intruders – partly because the females will dole out sex in return.
Swapping sex for favors is not unheard of in the animal kingdom. Antarctica's Adelie penguins exchange sex for highly coveted stones used for nest building.
Another reason the crabs might help fight off their neighbors' intruders is to keep a familiar comrade next door. Even for crabs, sometimes it's a case of "better the devil you know than the devil you don't."
Posted by: sickinmass at November 10, 2009 11:36 PM (rYWEB)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:36 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 11:36 PM (sYxEE)
Honey, for the most part, we men don't need a lesson in reciprocity from the animal kingdom.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 11:36 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 11:37 PM (pDqDE)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:35 PM (K75uU)
They don't expect anything in return. They do it because of the intense love they have for their bat-man.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 11:37 PM (kn+jW)
This is a variation on the "Better a RINO than a Democrat" strategy.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:37 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:35 PM (K75uU)
So they don't go to completion?
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 10, 2009 11:37 PM (dQdrY)
Awwww, don't tell me that.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:37 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:37 PM (K75uU)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:38 PM (K75uU)
Just substitute animals for our stories.
Oh, great. Furries. Might as well start a thread for 4chan.
they have their major gathering, the Anthrocon, here in pittsburgh. It's pretty funny downtown when they are here. There are hundreds of them, maybe over 1500.
i think all they do is Yiff and drugs.
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 11:38 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Shannon at November 10, 2009 11:38 PM (niZOC)
Mexico will reclaim LA without firing a shot.
And they'll probably enslave the black population like the Spaniards did in Mexico. I have no doubt the race wars will increase.
And it'll be Glen Beck's fault.
Posted by: katya at November 10, 2009 11:39 PM (Ejm4Y)
Perhaps they should be rechristened "diddler crabs."
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:39 PM (AZGON)
The benefits of living closer to the coast, I guess. I can't wait to go home next month. It should still be in the 70s at least. If not that, it won't go below 60 during the day.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:39 PM (GZnia)
they have their major gathering, the Anthrocon, here in pittsburgh.
Pics, dude! Pics, in the manner of Zombietime. Sounds hilarious.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:40 PM (AZGON)
I completely understand. If I didn't love the geography and weather so much (yes I like gray rainy days) I'd be outta here.
Ditto Anne, I 've seen a lot of this country and chose to stay here in the beautiful Pacific NW.
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at November 10, 2009 11:40 PM (csPra)
And Bush's fault. (Actually, that's probably not inaccurate considering Bush's stance on illegal immigration...)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:40 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:41 PM (K75uU)
If I still lived in LA I'd be wearing a miniskirt. In November.
you would also have an extra ten percent taken out of your gross wages and no promise as to when or if you would get it back.
How anyone can still run a business in california is beyond me.
I hate Pennsylvania taxes, if I had to deal with Cali ones I would go nuts.
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 11:41 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:42 PM (K75uU)
Posted by: Paris Hugh Hewitt Paramus at November 10, 2009 11:42 PM (wEolZ)
Obama in AF1 keeping the general public in a state of fear again?
Nothing up here in Lk Stevens.
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 10, 2009 11:43 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Paris Hugh Hewitt Paramus at November 10, 2009 11:43 PM (wEolZ)
I think it is probably a change in air traffic due to weather. Or we're being invaded.
I don't care I'm in the world's most comfy pair of pajamas and I'm about to fix myself the world's largest cocktail.
It's the end of the world as I know it, and I feel fine.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 11:44 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Paris Paramus at November 10, 2009 11:44 PM (wEolZ)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:44 PM (K75uU)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 10, 2009 11:44 PM (dQdrY)
We're stuck in Clownifornia, and all I can say is this fucking state isn't getting much in the way out of me in estimated taxes, not with the Obastard economy doing its magic. Mother-in-law is a dyed in the wool liberal... and even she is talking about leaving the state now she's retired. If you knew her, that is just... wow.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:44 PM (AZGON)
Oh, believe me, people are fleeing the state in droves. Apparently Uhauls are in such high demand that Uhual is practically giving them away if people are coming into CA. CA is bleeding taxpayers like a hemophiliac with a gash.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:44 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Paris Paramus at November 10, 2009 11:45 PM (wEolZ)
Weird, here in Wichita we had fighters flying overhead this morning. And our base is a tanker base. WTF.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 11:45 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 11:45 PM (RZ8pf)
I'm wondering if it's going to be warmer in NYC than it is here on Thanksgiving. The thought boggles my mind since every time I've been to NYC it's been cold. Even the first time I was there, which was in August and it was 50 and raining.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:45 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:44 PM (K75uU)
Sanctuary, baby. Sanctuary.
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 11:45 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 10, 2009 11:46 PM (EL+OC)
And it'll be Glen Beck's fault.
And Bush's fault.
And Cheney's fault. And Rush's fault. And the Teabaggers' fault.
Posted by: katya at November 10, 2009 11:47 PM (Ejm4Y)
Furries. Might as well start a thread for 4chan.
they have their major gathering, the Anthrocon, here in pittsburgh.
Pics, dude! Pics, in the manner of Zombietime. Sounds hilarious.
here is a slide show from our local news from this years anthrocon.
Funny thing is that the Mets were playing the pirates that weekend and were staying at that hotel. So it was filled with furries screwing and the NY Mets.
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 11:48 PM (bftbi)
Here, our sales tax is 6.3/4 %. Our property tax on a $185,000 house is $1,800. Course, our 3000sq ft. house would be worth around 3/4 of a mil in Cali.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 11:48 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:48 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:48 PM (K75uU)
Even when (I say when seriously) Obastard sends 50 billion or so to Sacramento in bailouts, that won't be enough to feed the crack habit we have for Nanny Statism here.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:48 PM (AZGON)
How could I have forgotten...
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 10, 2009 11:46 PM (EL+OC)
Yeah - did you see that video of the c**t YRM posted of her being grilled by a Komo reporter? She was absolutely.... evil.
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 11:48 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Porquemada at November 10, 2009 11:49 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: mystry at November 10, 2009 11:49 PM (kmgIE)
CA is bleeding taxpayers like a hemophiliac with a gash.
WTR, you don't mind if i steal that and claim it as my own, do you?
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 11:50 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:48 PM (GZnia)
Uh, chicks on the beach in bikini's?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 11:50 PM (kn+jW)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:50 PM (AZGON)
I missed it but I'll have to watch. Before I eat anything.
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 10, 2009 11:50 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:28 PM (K75uU)
Well actually the guideline I follow is that it's okay to talk about sex in the abstract but if it gets too explicit or people start talking about what they personally like/dislike/want/fantasize over/etc then that's over the line.
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 10, 2009 11:50 PM (nvw4C)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:51 PM (K75uU)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:51 PM (I9RPh)
I've been here 20+ yrs. And I was young and stupid and much more liberal when I moved here, but I dob't remember it being so crazy liberal thn. It really does seem to have gone off the deep end in the last decade.
Posted by: anne at November 10, 2009 11:51 PM (uJBct)
Sales tax in LA city is 9.75% although 1% of that is allegedly temporary. (Yeah, right. No such thing as a temporary tax.) I don't know what prop taxes are, but they're the only taxes that are actually pretty low -- but only because of Prop 13. The liberals have been trying to repeal that since it passed, but no one will allow it.
I admit I do like that the Onondaga County NY clothing tax is only 4% while sales tax is 8%. And when I was in NYC last, there was no sales tax on clothes that cost less than $100.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:51 PM (GZnia)
Uh, chicks on the beach in bikini's?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 11:50 PM (kn+jW)
Yeah, um, I'm taking credit for that.
Posted by: Weather at November 10, 2009 11:51 PM (YX6i/)
Yeah, something very ugly is going to happen in Clownifornia in the next two years. IOUs, even the precious "little guy" paying more in state income tax, more user fees, more regs, and I just read where you can now find plain old white guys hanging around Home Depot and the like looking for day labor.
Even when (I say when seriously) Obastard sends 50 billion or so to Sacramento in bailouts, that won't be enough to feed the crack habit we have for Nanny Statism here.
I honestly think that if something major happens in china, like an economic collapse(which i think will happen in the next ten years for various reasons), California will fall into an "escape from LA" scenario. Cali's rise corrisponds with a rise in Asia, if one of the engines of asia collapses, get ready for violence and mass migration.
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 11:52 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 11:52 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:53 PM (K75uU)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 11:53 PM (nxUYP)
Only if you pay me a nominal royalty of $5 whenever you use it.
Uh, chicks on the beach in bikini's?
Sorry to burst your bubble, but 95% of the women on the beaches in CA do NOT look like they do on Baywatch.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:53 PM (GZnia)
Sam Adams,
Sales tax in LA city is 9.75% although 1% of that is allegedly temporary. (Yeah, right. No such thing as a temporary tax.) I don't know what prop taxes are, but they're the only taxes that are actually pretty low -- but only because of Prop 13. The liberals have been trying to repeal that since it passed, but no one will allow it.
I admit I do like that the Onondaga County NY clothing tax is only 4% while sales tax is 8%. And when I was in NYC last, there was no sales tax on clothes that cost less than $100.
I will admit, since i am a new home owner, i spent a lot of time watching that HGTV, so i could get an idea of what tricks sellers use to cover up crap. Anywho, I noticed that the cheapest homes you could get in cali were like 300 grand. And these weren't downtown homes, big homes, nice homes, or homes in good areas either. How can people there afford this stuff. How can someone making 10 bucks an hour afford a 300k home and still have a 2 hour commute to work?
It just seems like it won't last.
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 11:54 PM (bftbi)
Uh, chicks on the beach in bikini's?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 11:50 PM (kn+jW)
Yeah, um, I'm taking credit for that.
Posted by: Weather at November 10, 2009 11:51 PM (YX6i/)
Thong bikini or bikini-bikini?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 11:55 PM (kn+jW)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:55 PM (K75uU)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 11:55 PM (RZ8pf)
I know the big Dean and Deluca is in SoHo. I love, love that one. I'm definitely going to hit up the one at Rockefeller Center for an egg cream. The absolute things I have to do in NYC are 1) Saks Shoe floor, 2) World of Disney, 3) the Met, and 4) Dean and Deluca.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:56 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 10, 2009 11:56 PM (K75uU)
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 11:56 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 11:57 PM (RZ8pf)
Anita Dunn was smeared by FoxNews and evil GlennBeck. That had nothing whatsover to do with her departure!!!
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Posted by: Chas at November 10, 2009 11:57 PM (UaSIe)
Only if you pay me a nominal royalty of $5 whenever you use it.
Uh, chicks on the beach in bikini's?
Sorry to burst your bubble, but 95% of the women on the beaches in CA do NOT look like they do on Baywatch.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:53 PM (GZnia)
So you're saying there's something fake about Pamela Anderson?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 11:57 PM (kn+jW)
Rum, I love your NYC must do list. I always go to that Dean and DeLuca at Rockefeller when I’m in NYC.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 11:58 PM (RZ8pf)
People do the two or three or even 4 hour commutes from out in the boonies because that's where the homes are cheaper. No one can afford to live in LA or OC. So they move out to San Bernadino or Riverside. Homes are more affordable, but the commute is a bitch.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 10, 2009 11:58 PM (GZnia)
Ben, that was farking hoolarious. It almost makes you forget how creepy it is... all the pubes and stains on those costumes.
it happens every year. it is their big event. people come from everywhere, they have seminars, costume making lessons, etc. Then their are the rumors of their crazy drug fueled orgies(in costume of course). They bring 3 million in business to the city for the 3 day event, so they are welcome here.
Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 11:58 PM (bftbi)
It just seems like it won't last.
It won't. Just look at this chart of upcoming resets on option ARMs and alt-A loans...
Posted by: Bernanke's printing presses at November 10, 2009 11:58 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: M. Duchamp at November 10, 2009 11:59 PM (RykTt)
Also the Louboutins are more reasonably priced on the Saks shoe floor then they are at the Louboutin store, and there are often great ones on sale.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 11:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 12:00 AM (K75uU)
Yeah, but her voting patterns won't change. That's the infuriating part. She'll move to Nevada or Texas, or some other low-tax state and vote for every tax increase and every liberal politician on the ballot, every time. And then 20 years later, if she's still around, she'll be wondering how the state became an expensive, crime-ridden hellhole like the one she left. It will absolutely not occur to her to connect her voting to the state's decline. If you try to explain it to her, she will not understand.
Liberals typically do not see past the noses on their face.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 11, 2009 12:00 AM (eR37w)
I used to sell Real Estate, and I knew that it was a matter of time before the bubble burst. Property values became too elevated. First, it was the fault of the bank appraisers, then the county tax appraiser caught on and started inflating the value of homes for tax revenue. NO WAY, is an 1100 sq. ft. home in LA, or NYC worth what they sell for. I watched HGTV too, and I couldn't believe flippers were buying 1100 sq. ft. homes for $300 plus.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:00 AM (nxUYP)
Then their are the rumors of their crazy drug fueled orgies(in costume of course).
So there are zippers in the appropriate places on those costumes?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:01 AM (RZ8pf)
You're probably right.
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 11, 2009 12:01 AM (EL+OC)
Posted by: M. Duchamp at November 10, 2009 11:59 PM (RykTt)
That looks a lot like when my high school girlfriend and I would turn the strobe light on and.....
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 11, 2009 12:01 AM (kn+jW)
Maybe just a little. Santa Monica, where they filmed Baywatch, is a heavily Hispanic beach. And not the hot kind of Latinas either.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:01 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: A Bride Stripped Bare By Her Bachelors at November 11, 2009 12:02 AM (AZGON)
Ben,
People do the two or three or even 4 hour commutes from out in the boonies because that's where the homes are cheaper. No one can afford to live in LA or OC. So they move out to San Bernadino or Riverside. Homes are more affordable, but the commute is a bitch.
I can't imagine that. Think of fuel costs, the miles you put on a car, etc. It just seems unsustainable
Posted by: Ben at November 11, 2009 12:02 AM (bftbi)
Well actually the guideline I follow is that it's okay to talk about sex in the abstract but if it gets too explicit or people start talking about what they personally like/dislike/want/fantasize over/etc then that's over the line.
So If I like to talk about boobies, that's out? But if I don't like to talk about 'em, I can?
Posted by: guy what likes to talk about boobies at November 11, 2009 12:02 AM (L0zFX)
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 11, 2009 12:02 AM (nvw4C)
Posted by: Editor at November 11, 2009 12:03 AM (YX6i/)
Then their are the rumors of their crazy drug fueled orgies(in costume of course).
So there are zippers in the appropriate places on those costumes?
check out the slide show, those costumes are freaking impressive and detailed. I am sure they have that stuff worked out
Also google the term "Yiff"
Posted by: Ben at November 11, 2009 12:03 AM (bftbi)
Posted by: guy what likes to talk about boobies at November 11, 2009 12:02 AM (L0zFX)
boobies != sex
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 11, 2009 12:03 AM (nvw4C)
Oh, that's so awesome. *looking at finances and thinking, eh, fuck it spend on shoes!*
Sassy, re the restaurant, no, not yet. I think we're just going to wing it. I expect since it's Thanksgiving weekend it's going to be hard enough to get in somewhere nice. And since we're not staying in the city, I don't want to walk around in heels so we probably won't go anywhere too fancy.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:04 AM (GZnia)
True. In fact you often see a lot of Hispanics bathing in full clothing, such as denim shorts and a tee-shirt or even pants. Odd.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 11, 2009 12:04 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 12:04 AM (K75uU)
And the traffic sucks ass.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:05 AM (GZnia)
Someone wrote that they measured it differently back then, counting those both actively collecting benefits and looking for work, and those who weren't collecting and were no longer either looking or collecting benefits.
Was there such a thing as unemployment benefits then? I thought that was a later invention.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 11, 2009 12:05 AM (EhlQq)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:06 AM (nxUYP)
Same here. My wakeup call was my first job out of school when I moved to the LA basin from cozy insular rural northern NY where a liberalistic attitude isn't necessarily fatal as it can be in LA. LA is harsh. Lose your edge or screw up one little bit and its very easy to get dead there even minding your own business.
I've had a serious physical avoidance thing for large urban areas for the past 30 years or so after that experience. Even Miami, which isn't "large" by urban standards, is normally on my "avoid if possible" list.
I prefer places where I can walk out on the back porch, piss on the lawn at any time of the day or night, and not have a SWAT team descend on me for indecent exposure cuz some nosy neighbor was watching me through a telescope.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 11, 2009 12:06 AM (XHkvf)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:06 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 12:06 AM (K75uU)
Sheesh. Just don't use velcro or steel zippers, kiddies.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 11, 2009 12:07 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 11, 2009 12:08 AM (eR37w)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:08 AM (RZ8pf)
Well, that and my stunning good looks, of course.
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 12:09 AM (dwwPD)
The bullshit was pouring from that botoxed pie hole.
That brain dead traitorous clown McDermott standing in the background. Smug arrogant asshole that he is, really pissed me off.
Thanks for ruining my evening.
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 11, 2009 12:09 AM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 12:09 AM (K75uU)
Oh, that's good to know! Tickets to Wicked are still unattainable, though. I'm giving up on the hope of being able to see it again this time round. But there's so much I want to do I have to cram into 2 and half days. I don't think much is open on Thanksgiving so I'll have to figure out what is or just walk around a half closed city.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:09 AM (GZnia)
porch, piss on the lawn at any time of the day or night
it truly is the simple things that make life great.
Posted by: Ben at November 11, 2009 12:10 AM (bftbi)
Posted by: Editor at November 11, 2009 12:11 AM (YX6i/)
Well, that and my stunning good looks, of course.
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 12:09 AM (dwwPD)
Please be a girl. Please be a girl. Please be a girl.
Awaiting your response before heading to bunk.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:11 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 12:11 AM (K75uU)
There was one woman I worked with at Rockwell 30 years ago who drove 3 hours each way to get to Downey. I lived within about a half hour walking distance of the plant off to the east in Norwalk (which was a shithole).
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 11, 2009 12:11 AM (XHkvf)
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 12:12 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 11, 2009 12:12 AM (rYWEB)
I would be satisfied with being able to piss, just one time, into Nancy Pelosi's cakehole.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 11, 2009 12:12 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 11, 2009 12:09 AM (EL+OC)
Hey, man, I'm not going to be occupying hell alone.
Posted by: Editor at November 11, 2009 12:12 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 12:13 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:13 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:14 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:15 AM (GZnia)
PGIS=UPS.
Yeah, umm, yiffing. Thanks a lot Ben, now I think I am traumatized for life. If I were a man my whoo whoo would be shriveled back up into my body at this point. Or whatever that phrase is you guys use about that.
p.s. Sassypants, thanks for taking the bullet for me tonight.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:15 AM (RZ8pf)
Do Somali pirates have internet?
Posted by: crosspatch at November 11, 2009 12:16 AM (ZbLJZ)
also, any more interesting developments on V tonight? i'm still waiting for the lizard leader to rock a che t-shirt.
Posted by: Adrian at November 11, 2009 12:16 AM (IAHCE)
There is only one thing certain in life. DEATH. Not even Taxes. (52%) says so:
If we go by the rules set forth by this majority. We are Doomed.
Russia, China, NorKor must be smiling, and they prolly read some of these blogs. I think the weakness shown by the Won, will prompt more of same...
just sayin
Posted by: Priests of the Temples of Syrinx at November 11, 2009 12:16 AM (D//9X)
'Fallen Angels' usually refers to Satan and/or demons.
Biden is such a dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb guy.
Posted by: 29Victor at November 11, 2009 12:16 AM (AfPnb)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:17 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:17 AM (nxUYP)
PGIS=UPS.
Yeah, umm, yiffing. Thanks a lot Ben, now I think I am traumatized for life. If I were a man my whoo whoo would be shriveled back up into my body at this point. Or whatever that phrase is you guys use about that.
p.s. Sassypants, thanks for taking the bullet for me tonight.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:15 AM (RZ8pf
The turtle is back in his shell
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 11, 2009 12:17 AM (kn+jW)
Because it says adoption from kenya. Not his real mother. I'm starting a new conspiracy, call us the adopters.
Atlas Shrugs did have some nudie photos of O's mom on the site a while back, taken by Frank Marshall Davis, mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 11, 2009 12:18 AM (DIYmd)
That vaguely reminds me...have I ever told the (true) story of Howard Cosell's (near) arrest in the NYC whore house?
Years ago I was hanging around with a retired NYC detective who busted one of the classier bordellos in NYC and in one of the rooms they found Howard flat on his back with the girl squatting over his face holding a pane of glass under her ass taking a dump on it.
In exchange for being given a pass and not getting booked, he hooked up everyone in the precinct with tickets to all the best games for the next year.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 11, 2009 12:19 AM (XHkvf)
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 12:22 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 12:23 AM (dwwPD)
That's the way I heard that story.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 11, 2009 12:23 AM (eR37w)
Posted by: katya at November 11, 2009 12:23 AM (Ejm4Y)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:24 AM (GZnia)
Yeah, umm, yiffing. Thanks a lot Ben, now I think I am traumatized for life. If I were a man my whoo whoo would be shriveled back up into my body at this point. Or whatever that phrase is you guys use about that.
whoa whoa . i am not a furry. I am just saying we pittsburghers hear rumors when they are here for their festival. Yiffing in the funniest of them
on that note i am hitting the sack. i've destroyed enough blogs for one day
Posted by: Ben at November 11, 2009 12:24 AM (bftbi)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 12:24 AM (K75uU)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 11, 2009 12:25 AM (XHkvf)
Posted by: Howard Cosell at November 11, 2009 12:25 AM (YX6i/)
That was so embarrassing.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 11, 2009 12:25 AM (SwkdU)
Let's Go Shopping with First Hypocrite Michelle Obama
Michelle Obama pretends she's still that little girl from the south side. She's fooled a lot of people as has her husband, what's his name.
I hope I got her good this time.
Granny Jan
Posted by: Czarface at November 11, 2009 12:25 AM (oBStc)
What a profile in courage.
Posted by: rawmuse at November 11, 2009 12:25 AM (GHATK)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 12:25 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:26 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 12:26 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 11, 2009 12:27 AM (XHkvf)
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 12:28 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 11, 2009 12:27 AM (XHkvf)
I bet even the zombpocalypse won't make them an endangered species.
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 12:29 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:30 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 11, 2009 12:31 AM (XHkvf)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:30 AM (RZ8pf)
I hear they do suck. What is the species? Oh yeah, succubus.
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 12:31 AM (dQdrY)
(see what happens when you ask questions?)
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 12:32 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 12:32 AM (K75uU)
Really? He strikes me more as an "omni" type who will schtup anything that moves, and probably has.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 11, 2009 12:32 AM (eR37w)
"Shaved his legs and then he was a she,
I said hey babe,
take a walk on the wild side,
and the colored girls go do ta do ta dotadotado"
See, not only was he perverted, he was a racist.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:33 AM (nxUYP)
I think Reed must have been in a "fuck the audience" phase when he released MMM
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 11, 2009 12:36 AM (XHkvf)
nighty night!
Posted by: Sassypants at November 11, 2009 12:39 AM (K75uU)
Posted by: fluffy at November 11, 2009 12:40 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:41 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 12:42 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 12:42 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: mystry at November 11, 2009 12:42 AM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:41 AM (nxUYP)
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Furry Lou Reed at November 11, 2009 12:42 AM (YX6i/)
Will post when it happens. Cross species sex will be a youtube sensation.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:45 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:45 AM (RZ8pf)
Obviously the apocalypse - cats and dogs living together.
Posted by: Bill Murray at November 11, 2009 12:45 AM (SSWdi)
I can see so much in that photo of Barry.
His mother represents the white imperial repressive system that he so desperately wants to escape from. On the other side of the fence, somewhere out there, are the dreams of his father. A mostly absent African man who understands the struggle of colonial bondage, the struggle that is Islam, and the futility of resisting the allure of the the white man's world. It is this fence that separates two worlds. And it it Barack Obama that sits astride with all eyes upon him.
Posted by: California Red at November 11, 2009 12:46 AM (tW88P)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2009 12:46 AM (4JDVm)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:46 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:49 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:50 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2009 12:50 AM (C/2zT)
Well that ought to get the moron’s blood pumping Rum.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:49 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Furry Lou Reed at November 11, 2009 12:50 AM (YX6i/)
That makes it a must. I'll do my best to make sure we go there when we're in NYC. Thanks, LATB.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:50 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:51 AM (GZnia)
That's it?
Nothing about the dewy skin glimmering in the fire light? You need to pick up your game, little miss.
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 12:52 AM (dQdrY)
Well that ought to get the moron’s blood pumping Rum.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:49 AM (RZ8pf)
Blood, hands... same thing.
Posted by: Editor at November 11, 2009 12:52 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:52 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Editor at November 11, 2009 12:53 AM (YX6i/)
Morons and ettes, how do you make the different smiley faces, particularly the devil ear one?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:54 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: mystry at November 11, 2009 12:54 AM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:54 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 12:55 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:57 AM (nxUYP)
Well, as I sudsed up my svelte self the soap bubbles slid down my soft skin to land softly on the bathtub floor.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:57 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 11, 2009 12:57 AM (dQdrY)
Sigh. wasted on a moron, I guess.
Posted by: Derak at November 11, 2009 12:58 AM (pwF9X)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:58 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 12:58 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 12:58 AM (nxUYP)
OK, now how do I do that on FB chat?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 12:59 AM (RZ8pf)
Wicked is an excellent musical. I can honestly say that it was much better than the book it is based on. At least I thought it was. It is about the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz in her younger days when she goes to school with Glenda the Good Witch.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 01:00 AM (RZ8pf)
Sigh. wasted on a moron, I guess.
Posted by: Derak at November 11, 2009 12:58 AM (pwF9X)
Oh, are we talking Broadway? I left for a bit.
If so, I got all ya'll beat - I saw Harry Potter Dan Radcliffe naked in London in Equus.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 11, 2009 01:00 AM (Ei3oZ)
I love Wicked! It's my absolute favorite Broadway musical. I have the whole soundtrack memorized and I saw the play 3 times, once in NYC and twice in LA. It's a spectacular show. I went in not sure if I should believe the hype, but it totally lives up to its hype. It's beautifully written in terms of the dialogue, the sets are amazing, the costumes are fabulous and the attention to detail is awesome. The NYC was was the best, imo, but I enjoyed it every time I saw it.
And get rid of any preconceived notions of its relation to the Wizard of Oz. It really only vaguely references any of it.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:02 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: mystry at November 11, 2009 01:02 AM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 01:04 AM (dQdrY)
Rum, I downloaded the Glee version of “Defying Gravity” on iTunes. I’ve been buying the songs as they come out because I couldn’t wait for the cheap Target CD, I wanted to listen to them immediately!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 01:04 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: tdp's therapist at November 11, 2009 01:04 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Wu at November 11, 2009 01:05 AM (7M8Py)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 01:05 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 11, 2009 01:07 AM (tJ4Ym)
Posted by: Al Swearingen at November 11, 2009 01:07 AM (SwkdU)
Glee comes back tomorrow! Yay! I haven't downloaded any of the songs yet, even though I've been toying with getting "No Air" because it's stuck in my head. I also like "Maybe This Time" and "Somebody to Love." I want to wait and watch the episode with "Defying Gravity" before I buy it.
I also have Jordin Sparks' "Battlefield" stuck in my head.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:07 AM (GZnia)
To all veterans both north and south of the border, thank you for fighting for freedom. I am in your debt.
Posted by: helofixer at November 11, 2009 01:07 AM (H1L8J)
LOL no, it was actually an awesome show. Kid can actually act.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 11, 2009 01:07 AM (Ei3oZ)
Takes soap in his strong right hand as he gently caresses her back creating waves of foamy suds extending south to the rear crevice, and the warm water chases the suds down the soft chasm of her un-sullied territory.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 01:08 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:09 AM (GZnia)
Rum, yay! I’ve missed it. Can’t wait to see what happens next!
I’m off to bed all, I’m in my cozy pajamas and I’m going to curl up with a good murder mystery and listen to the rain and the unidentified jet traffic overhead.
I never got around to fixing myself a cocktail, you guys kept me sober tonight, what’s up with that???
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 11, 2009 01:10 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Luca Brasi at November 11, 2009 01:10 AM (35sq1)
Takes soap in his strong right hand as he gently caresses her back creating waves of foamy suds extending south to the rear crevice, and the warm water chases the suds down the soft chasm of her un-sullied territory.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 01:08 AM (nxUYP)
Wow, I just had an Equus flashback.
*Will make no sense to those who don't know the story.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 11, 2009 01:10 AM (Ei3oZ)
Thank you! United States Air Force 1982-1987, Honorably discharged. Kansas Air National Guard, 1987-1989, Honorably discharged.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 01:10 AM (nxUYP)
Thank the veterans around you today for their service (our long wars in the Mideast and Asia produce more veterans by the day).
Posted by: sickinmass at November 11, 2009 01:11 AM (rYWEB)
Posted by: Adrian at November 11, 2009 01:12 AM (IAHCE)
tdpwells, I had to read Equus in high school. I must say, that has to be one of the most disturbing plays I've ever read in my life.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:12 AM (GZnia)
I’m off to bed all, I’m in my cozy pajamas and I’m going to curl up with a good murder mystery and listen to the rain and the unidentified jet traffic overhead.
Nothing to worry about. The Cuban soldiers won't be kicking down your door til tomorrow morning at the earliest.
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 01:13 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 11, 2009 01:15 AM (tJ4Ym)
Man that woulda been awkward otherwise.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 11, 2009 01:16 AM (Ei3oZ)
Posted by: mystry at November 11, 2009 01:16 AM (kmgIE)
I love My Fair Lady. I only wish I could have seen it on stage with Rex Harrison and Julie Andrews. I much prefer Julie Andrews' singing than Marnie Noxon (sp?) the lady who dubbed Audrey Hepburn in the movie.
The only Andrew Llyod Weber play I like is Phantom of the Opera. I also enjoyed seeing The Producers on stage when it was on tour. Martin Short played Bloom much better than Broderick in my opinion, but Jason Alexander just can't compete with Nathan Lane. I love and adore Nathan Lane.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:16 AM (GZnia)
Tech Support Tuesday
When the Webmistress gets finished fooling herself by splashing cheap cologne into her hairy armpits before enduring yet another round of inevitable heartbreak from a date made on-line with a self-described "ripped and virile 24 yr old", maybe she can "support" her sagging ass into fixing that "annoying" message.
Until then, frack her. I got a million much better tech folk, ALL named Vishnu, ALL living in Bangalore, ready, willing and (especially ) ABLE to do her job better.
Posted by: effinayright at November 11, 2009 01:17 AM (7M8Py)
Posted by: Andi, just call me fisty Sullivan at November 11, 2009 01:17 AM (nxUYP)
(but they will hit the picket lines if someone mentions a bible verse...)
Posted by: Adrian at November 11, 2009 01:18 AM (IAHCE)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:18 AM (GZnia)
We also had to read Angels in America. Yeah, talk about sick. My AP Lit teacher read the part of the main protagonist and took great joy in adding, um, sound effects. God, that was disturbing. The play itself is pretty preachy and I found the HBO special even worse.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:20 AM (GZnia)
To me, take care of him and then give a prayer to the combat vets. I always felt that as a veteran, I never belonged in the same group as combat vets since I was a peacetime vet. Ironically, I had to wait till I became a cop before I ever got shot at.
Posted by: Andi, just call me fisty Sullivan at November 11, 2009 01:21 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 01:22 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 11, 2009 01:23 AM (rYWEB)
Posted by: 
at November 11, 2009 01:23 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: tdpwells at November 11, 2009 01:24 AM (Ei3oZ)
anyway, here's a little taste, good stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA7sidgFGHU
Posted by: Adrian at November 11, 2009 01:24 AM (IAHCE)
Posted by: Very Limber Yoga Guy at November 11, 2009 01:25 AM (nxUYP)
The Mormon attorney's mother was despicable. She scorned and despised her son for struggling with his sexuality and ended up a fag-hag at the end. I doubt the writers caught the problem.
Posted by: fluffy at November 11, 2009 01:25 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: theCork at November 11, 2009 01:27 AM (za8iP)
Posted by: at November 11, 2009 01:28 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 11, 2009 01:28 AM (7M8Py)
Posted by: Jerry! at November 11, 2009 01:29 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 11, 2009 01:29 AM (tJ4Ym)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 11, 2009 01:30 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 11, 2009 01:30 AM (tJ4Ym)
Is it because of the crabs? Or do you just want to go "down under"?
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 01:31 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at November 11, 2009 01:32 AM (nxUYP)
Hey, weren't we going to go invade New Zealand? What happened to that?
Posted by: at November 11, 2009 01:32 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Atom Ant at November 11, 2009 01:33 AM (SwkdU)
When I was in 7th grade I had an english teacher who made us read his freaking unpublished manuscript about some kid's sexual awakening at summer camp. He even brought in the piles of rejection letters to class one day.
I don't know if it was his idea of a joke or if he really was just a sick fuck.
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 01:33 AM (dwwPD)
Or a wood chipper.
Posted by: Billy Mayes at November 11, 2009 01:33 AM (kKP5O)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 11, 2009 01:34 AM (dQdrY)
We are, as soon as we teach them to drive on the right side of the fuckin road.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 01:35 AM (nxUYP)
Yeah like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? Yeah right, I've heard that before. But you are partly right, Minnie is a fucking whore.
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at November 11, 2009 01:36 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 11, 2009 01:37 AM (rYWEB)
Posted by: Goofy at November 11, 2009 01:38 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 11, 2009 01:39 AM (tJ4Ym)
SiM, I haven't seen the boy's best friend. Trying to find out if we're going to see him this weekend so I can bake the cookies before we run out of bacon!
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:39 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: Billy Mayes at November 11, 2009 01:39 AM (kKP5O)
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at November 11, 2009 01:36 AM (nxUYP)
Yeah, old Walt was pimping her for decades. I'd hit the princesses though.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 11, 2009 01:39 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Provincetown Chamber of Commerce at November 11, 2009 01:39 AM (7M8Py)
WTR, in one drama class the teacher didn't even bother with subtle propaganda and just had us watch a movie about the Andrew Shepard death (the inspiration for our brand new thought crime laws, yay), full of lies and half-truths, of course. But, in general, I actually really liked drama class because some friends and I always partnered up for the improv exercises and we got to do really silly, stupid things.
Also, just want to give a thank you to whichever moronette it was, I don't remember, who recommended Mansfield Park, it's simply wonderful.
And yeah, in the absence of Michael in MI, I really am trying my best to keep the testosterone levels high in this place...
Posted by: Adrian at November 11, 2009 01:40 AM (IAHCE)
Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 11, 2009 01:37 AM (rYWEB)
We heard all about Mr. Quicky. She is ours now. Once you go squirrel, you never go back.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 11, 2009 01:41 AM (dQdrY)
The only reason I ever wanted to go was to see if the Seinfeld portrayal of massive people on the sidewalk was for real.
Posted by: Derak at November 11, 2009 01:42 AM (pwF9X)
I'm jealous of your parents, too! I rented the Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella with Julie Andrews just because I love hearing her sing. I liked the Disney Rodgers and Hammerstein they did with the multiracial cast, but Julie Andrews is truly in a league of her own.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:42 AM (GZnia)
Where oh where is Tweets left Nut? I am going squirrel!
Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 11, 2009 01:44 AM (rYWEB)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 11, 2009 01:47 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: The Cast of S.O.B at November 11, 2009 01:47 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: GrimJack at November 11, 2009 01:47 AM (d0sH2)
Heh, you should have seen my junior year of hs. If you think Berkeley is liberal my jr year went to the left of them. We watched, among other things, Chasing Amy, In and Out, and Do the Right Thing. My teachers also read us sections of the Vagina Monologues. There's other stuff I know I'm forgetting and I'm forgetting mostly because it was so hard core liberal I'm trying to kick it out of my brain.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:48 AM (GZnia)
Nope. Look how much they screeched about the relatively low number of casualties in Iraq. I'm not downplaying the deaths of troops, but in terms of numbers, it's nothing compared to WWI and WWII.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:50 AM (GZnia)
Veterans Day, formerly known as Armistice Day, was originally set as a U.S. legal holiday to honor the end of World War I, which officially took place on November 11, 1918. In legislation that was passed in 1938, November 11 was "dedicated to the cause of world peace and to be hereafter celebrated and known as 'Armistice Day.'" As such, this new legal holiday honored World War I veterans.
In 1954, after having been through both World War II and the Korean War, the 83rd U.S. Congress .. at the urging of the veterans service organizations .. amended the Act of 1938 by striking out the word "Armistice" and inserting the word "Veterans." With the approval of this legislation on June 1, 1954, Nov. 11 became a day to honor American veterans of all wars.
In 1968, the Uniforms Holiday Bill ensured three-day weekends for federal employees by celebrating four national holidays on Mondays: Washington's Birthday, Memorial Day, Veterans Day, and Columbus Day. Under this bill, Veterans Day was moved to the last Monday of October. Many states did not agree with this decision and continued to celebrate the holiday on its original date. The first Veterans Day under the new law was observed with much confusion on Oct. 25, 1971.
Finally on September 20, 1975, President Gerald R. Ford signed a law which returned the annual observance of Veterans Day to its original date of Nov. 11, beginning in 1978. Since then, the Veterans Day holiday has been observed on Nov. 11.
Posted this with M80 in mind who is absent!
Posted by: sickinmass at November 11, 2009 01:52 AM (rYWEB)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 01:56 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: GrimJack at November 11, 2009 01:56 AM (d0sH2)
(Just adding to SiM's informative comment)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 01:57 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: GrimJack at November 11, 2009 01:56 AM (d0sH2)
I never really believed they sounded like a turbine spinning up.
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 01:59 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Canadian Tourist at November 11, 2009 01:59 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Canadian Shrink at November 11, 2009 02:02 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 11, 2009 02:02 AM (GZnia)
Posted by: Canadian Tourist at November 11, 2009 01:59 AM (SwkdU)
You should.
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 02:03 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 11, 2009 02:04 AM (nxUYP)
Posted by: GrimJack at November 11, 2009 02:07 AM (d0sH2)
"Show your gratitude and appreciation to a veteran or active duty military in your life. Invite them to join you for lunch or dinner at Applebee's on Veterans Day. Veterans and active duty military eat free* on Wednesday, November 11th.
*Available during business hours on November 11, 2009 at participating Applebee's only. Dine-in from limited menu only. Beverages and gratuity not included. Veterans and active duty military simply show proof of military service."
Happy Veteran's Day to all the moron-vets!
Posted by: Smurfette at November 11, 2009 02:07 AM (D5pp0)
Posted by: GrimJack at November 11, 2009 02:13 AM (d0sH2)
Posted by: 
at November 11, 2009 02:21 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Hvy Mtl Hntr at November 11, 2009 02:24 AM (JlmD+)
Thank you for your service!
America has been at war for almost eight years -- almost three times as long as it took America to pound both the Nazis and the Imperial Japanese to the point of unconditional surrender.
Almost seven years after defeating Saddam Hussein, Iraq remains at best a conditional victory, since the start of the troop draw-down, Islamic terrorist attacks have increased. As US forces pull out, Islamic fighters move in.
Despite the estimated Taliban troop strength in Afghanistan of only
15,000 fighters, the commander of NATO troops on the ground told the
White House that without an additional 40,000 Americans, the war is in
danger of being lost.
How can this be? The main reason is that it is politically
incorrect to recognize the enemy for who the enemy is -- because doing
so would create a Constitutional crisis. That is the reason that US
officials are pretending to be baffled as to Major Hasan's motive for attacking his military colleagues.
The Constitution expressly forbids Congress from passing a law respecting religion and from prohibiting the free exercise thereof. That constrains conservatives and Constitutionalists, but it doesn't explain political correctness.
It all depends on the definition of religion. As long as Islam is a religion, it is protected by the Constitution. It is, however, also a political philosophy which advocates the violent overthrow of the United States, which is NOT a Constitutionally protected-right.
The Left, which ordinarily despises religion, regularly refers to
Mohammed as either "the Prophet Mohammed" or simply "the Prophet". The
same Left would never refer to Jesus as "the Son of God" -- most won't even acknowledge that the Temple Mount predates Islam or that Jerusalem is a Jewish city. The Left has no problem ignoring the Constitution when ignoring it
favors their agenda. The proposed health care bill shreds the Constitution, requiring individuals to purchase health care with their own money or face fines and imprisonment.
It is simply a recognition of reality to acknowledge that the Left hates Christianity and everything it stands for. One of Barack Obama's first public pronouncements to the Islamic world was to deny that America is a Christian country in his speech from Ankara. The Left went wild.
It is also a fact that Islam hates Western Christianity and
everything that it stands for. The Koran says so in no uncertain terms, requiring that Christians under Islamic rule be converted, put to death or relegated to dhimmi status. The Left would fare no better than the Right under Islamic rule, but 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend' is the slogan of all left-leaning
revolutionaries. If Islam will help bring down Christian hegemony, then Islam must be protected at all costs.
That's why when an abortionist is murdered, the automatic and
immediate assumption is that the assailant is a Christian pro-life
activist. But when a devout Muslim shouts "Allahu Akbar" before
opening fire on a crowd of American soldiers, they are 'mystified' by
what could have possibly motivated such an act. One thing for sure. It couldn't have been motivated by Islam. That would be jumping to conclusions.
Maybe he was a Christian pro-life activist?
Posted by: sickinmass at November 11, 2009 02:27 AM (rYWEB)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 11, 2009 02:34 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 11, 2009 02:36 AM (rYWEB)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 11, 2009 02:56 AM (ppFId)
For The Fallen
(Laurence Binyon, 1914)
"WITH proud thanksgiving, a mother for her children,
England mourns for her dead across the sea.
Flesh of her flesh they were, spirit of her spirit,
Fallen in the cause of the free.
Solemn the drums thrill; Death august and royal
Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres,
There is music in the midst of desolation
And a glory that shines upon our tears.
They went with songs to the battle, they were young,
Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted;
They fell with their faces to the foe.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years contemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
They mingle not with their laughing comrades again;
They sit no more at familiar tables of home;
They have no lot in our labour of the day-time;
They sleep beyond England's foam.
But where our desires are and our hopes profound,
Felt as a well-spring that is hidden from sight,
To the innermost heart of their own land they are known
As the stars are known to the Night;
As the stars that shall be bright when we are dust,
Moving in marches upon the heavenly plain;
As the stars that are starry in the time of our darkness,
To the end, to the end, they remain."
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 11, 2009 02:57 AM (ppFId)
The earth is full of anger,
The seas are dark with wrath,
The Nations in their harness
Go up against our path:
Ere yet we loose the legions --
Ere yet we draw the blade,
Jehovah of the Thunders,
Lord God of Battles, aid!
High lust and froward bearing,
Proud heart, rebellious brow --
Deaf ear and soul uncaring,
We seek Thy mercy now!
The sinner that forswore Thee,
The fool that passed Thee by,
Our times are known before Thee --
Lord, grant us strength to die!
For those who kneel beside us
At altars not Thine own,
Who lack the lights that guide us,
Lord, let their faith atone.
If wrong we did to call them,
By honour bound they came;
Let not Thy Wrath befall them,
But deal to us the blame.
From panic, pride, and terror,
Revenge that knows no rein,
Light haste and lawless error,
Protect us yet again.
Cloak Thou our undeserving,
Make firm the shuddering breath,
In silence and unswerving
To taste Thy lesser death!
Ah, Mary pierced with sorrow,
Remember, reach and save
The soul that comes to-morrow
Before the God that gave!
Since each was born of woman,
For each at utter need --
True comrade and true foeman --
Madonna, intercede!
E'en now their vanguard gathers,
E'en now we face the fray --
As Thou didst help our fathers,
Help Thou our host to-day!
Fulfilled of signs and wonders,
In life, in death made clear --
Jehovah of the Thunders,
Lord God of Battles, hear!
- Rudyard Kipling
Posted by: somejoe at November 11, 2009 02:59 AM (SSWdi)
Is it me, or is Barry mouthing in the picture above that his mom is a typical white person holding him down.
Posted by: GrimJack at November 11, 2009 03:04 AM (d0sH2)
By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-191
Canadian Army
In Flanders Fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
Posted by: GrimJack at November 11, 2009 03:08 AM (d0sH2)
Posted by: GrimJack at November 11, 2009 03:14 AM (d0sH2)
Last bit of trivia before I head off to bed. Largest maritime disaaster in history? Body count at the website is 9,000, but I've seen estimates of 14,000+. One ship in the middle of war. Puts our casualty rate in perspective.
Posted by: GrimJack at November 11, 2009 03:30 AM (d0sH2)
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2009 03:46 AM (xCBQ4)
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 03:46 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2009 03:50 AM (xCBQ4)
ceiling's a little high though. maybe i'll break out the ladder. Then again, I'm half convinced I'll manage to poke a hole through it and they'll come crashing down on me, now wouldn't that be something.
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 03:54 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: Johnathan E. at November 11, 2009 04:02 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Tony Orlando at November 11, 2009 04:07 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2009 04:16 AM (xCBQ4)
at first i was mildly annoyed because it woke me up out of a dead sleep.
now i'm just impressed!
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 04:22 AM (dwwPD)
Posted by: fluffy Juan at November 11, 2009 04:24 AM (SwkdU)
Probably most interesting if you live on a coast or near a big lake.
Or if you're a Somali pirate.
Posted by: Molon Labe at November 11, 2009 04:32 AM (kYpqT)
at first i was mildly annoyed because it woke me up out of a dead sleep.
now i'm just impressed!
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 11, 2009 04:22 AM (dwwPD)
I remember those days... nights... whatever they were.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 11, 2009 04:34 AM (H7Rlw)
Posted by: Cabon Fiber at November 11, 2009 05:24 AM (u1pln)
Glad to know why she has those bruises. ... tother than the Mozart
Posted by: Carbon Fiber at November 11, 2009 05:29 AM (u1pln)
Posted by: 'Doc' Joe Biden at November 11, 2009 05:30 AM (SwkdU)
Strong douche that one. How can you not admire that?
Posted by: Carbon Fiber at November 11, 2009 05:33 AM (u1pln)
Posted by: Jack Slater at November 11, 2009 05:38 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Carbon Fiber at November 11, 2009 05:39 AM (u1pln)
Posted by: Carbon Fiber at November 11, 2009 05:41 AM (u1pln)
Posted by: George Thoroughgood at November 11, 2009 05:44 AM (SwkdU)
Do you folks remember the infamous statement from Wendel Goler about the Great Pyramid at Giza being a fine example of Muslim science and architecture?
Well we had a similar one last night on Special Report. One of the reporters was discussing the Hasan shout out before he started shooting and the reluctance of the PC crowd to attribute that to terrorism or Muslim Jihad.
The reporter made one of those infamous foot n mouth statements "perhaps if the same had been done during the civil war John Wilkes Booth's statement after assassinating Lincoln would not have been a Confederate saying".
What Booth said was "sic semper tyrannis" which is Latin for "thus always to tyrants". While true it was the State motto of Va, it is NOT a Confederate slogan of any kind (It is also the motto of Allentown, PA). Experts have said that it is most likely a dramatic invention by Shakespearean actors for the play about Caesar. Booth most certainly was familiar with it since he was a renowned Shakespearean actor.
Posted by: Vic at November 11, 2009 06:10 AM (CDUiN)
Posted by: Tom in Korea at November 11, 2009 06:14 AM (nS7nk)
Posted by: Bill Keller, Editor NYT at November 11, 2009 06:15 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: MSM at November 11, 2009 06:26 AM (IX3M5)
LOL, good one there, but the reasons for certain things no longer being "pert" is normal aging. After a number of years they start to sag.
Posted by: Vic at November 11, 2009 06:38 AM (CDUiN)
They said Tie A Yellow Ribbon (a tribute to returning POWs) was number 1 for a year. I didn't know that, but I was out of the Country at the time.
Kudos to Tony Orlando for continuing the work.
And Happy Veteran's Day to all the other vet Morons
Posted by: Vic at November 11, 2009 06:48 AM (CDUiN)
Posted by: Vic at November 11, 2009 06:53 AM (CDUiN)
Posted by: Hazy at November 11, 2009 06:56 AM (GkYyh)
Vic,
With age comes skillz. It's called "multi-tasking".
I can..
Laugh, cough, sneeze, fart and pee all at the same time.
Posted by: sickinmass at November 11, 2009 06:58 AM (rYWEB)
Hell, be glad Google had anything at all related to Veteran's day. Usually they do nothing.
Posted by: Vic at November 11, 2009 07:03 AM (CDUiN)
Posted by: Vic at November 11, 2009 07:04 AM (CDUiN)
Steve Douece(?) pushing the violent PC game causing violence meme.
Ax grinding guest says "there is correlation" between these games and violence.
Hahahaha, sneak correlation in there. Every time a "study" comes out pushing this it is debunked as soon as someone gets a look at the methods. In short, it is bullshit.
But look at current events. There are numerous sections in the Koran calling for violence and there are tens of thousands of provable violence with direct lengths to those sections.
Where are the calls to ban the Koran????
Posted by: Vic at November 11, 2009 07:09 AM (CDUiN)
Posted by: Hmmmm, I wonder? at November 11, 2009 07:10 AM (Cta0m)
That's what happens when I try to be a moron before my morning coffee, I look like an imbecile.
Posted by: drippingsarcasm at November 11, 2009 07:12 AM (IX3M5)
Was he remorseful at all?
Does she know anything about the law at all?
Posted by: Vic at November 11, 2009 07:20 AM (CDUiN)
Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 11, 2009 07:37 AM (gabhH)
Do you think your safety deposit box is a safe place to put valuables. Not if you live in Kalifornia.
http://tinyurl.com/yjp2hvl
Posted by: harleycowboy at November 11, 2009 07:40 AM (JKGfQ)
Posted by: Arnold at November 11, 2009 07:43 AM (Cta0m)
Surprisingly balanced article from CBS on the Crist/Rubio race in Florida (doesn’t have the normal conservatives are one issue religious voters meme).
It looks like Rubio not only has a very good chance, but all the Dems and Independent spoilers will not be able to get in and ruin it this time. The article mentions something I didn’t know.
Florida has something the rest of the country needs; the primaries are CLOSED.
H/T California Conservative
Posted by: Vic at November 11, 2009 07:44 AM (CDUiN)
Eleven times amendments were introduced to make Congress comply with the provisions of the health care bill they passed and fore-go their own health plans.
ELEVEN TIMES those amendments were struck down.
What is the problem with the health care plan that they are trying to force upon us but isn't good enough for them?
Posted by: harleycowboy at November 11, 2009 07:56 AM (JKGfQ)
drippingsarcasm at November 11, 2009 07:12 AM (IX3M5)
Try to remember it's coffee FIRST then comments.
Posted by: harleycowboy at November 11, 2009 07:58 AM (JKGfQ)
Arnold at November 11, 2009 07:43 AM (Cta0m)
I can't find a heavy Eastern European accent button.
Posted by: harleycowboy at November 11, 2009 08:01 AM (JKGfQ)
Posted by: Arnold at November 11, 2009 08:12 AM (Cta0m)
Posted by: Maria Shriver at November 11, 2009 08:16 AM (SwkdU)
For some fun go to a blog called Ironic Surrealismv3.o.blogvisits. It has a fun game about the 2010 elections.
Posted by: fightobama at November 11, 2009 08:19 AM (6IV8T)
So you skipped the "Laugh, cough, sneeze, fart and pee all at the same time." comment and 90 point font poetry to enable my ass.
I feel appreciated now.
Posted by: Carbon Fiber at November 11, 2009 08:19 AM (u1pln)
Posted by: Arnold at November 11, 2009 08:23 AM (Cta0m)
Posted by: Simon Bar Sinister at November 11, 2009 08:30 AM (SwkdU)
Here's an "intimate" portrait of Ann Dunham. Pictures, know what I mean? Wink wink, nudge nudge!
Posted by: Crusty at November 11, 2009 08:33 AM (qzgbP)
Posted by: SFC MAC at November 11, 2009 08:40 AM (cuNX0)
She made this statement while striking down a new SC law that created a new license plate with a cross and stained glass window: (Also awarded attorney's fees)
State laws promoting one religion over others have been illegal in the United States since the nation's founding, Currie wrote.
This from a graduate of the University of SC and also a law school. Evidently she not only knows NOTHING about history, but she knows nothing about the law either.
Well Ms Currie if you or a friend happen to read this note the following:
The country was founded in 1776. The first Supreme Law was the Articles of Confederation. There was no "first amendment" then.
Even after the Constitution was ratified the first amendment did not apply to the States. Several States did in fact have State sponsored religions and nothing was said about it.
In fact Ms Currie, this so-called separation of church and State didn't start getting hit on until after the theory of "incorporation" was bandied about with the 14th amendment after the civil war.
Making it "illegal" for a State authority to mention anything about religion did not start until the liberal Warren Court in the 60s.
So go back and kiss Bill Clinton's ass for appointing you to a court you are obviously unqualified for.
Note to all the Morons: This statement is quoted from a local article written by a local reporter. You will not find it in the AP account for the same story. More bias via omission.
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And there are no container or auto-carrier ships anywhere near the ports of Brunswick and Jacksonville.
Either this site misses huge bunches of shipping in the class it claims to cover, or the economy is so screwed we are done for.
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And there are no container or auto-carrier ships anywhere near the ports of Brunswick and Jacksonville.
Either this site misses huge bunches of shipping in the class it claims to cover, or the economy is so screwed we are done for.
Posted by: Musings at November 11, 2009 08:51 AM (6WjQu)
I'm curious, Musings. Did you compose that post before or after you read the equally thought-provoking, enlightening and inspirational post by Ace that bats blow other bats? You're thinking is so, so, so, well, so similar.
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Of course I read Ace's post. I read all of Ace's posts. How else would I manage to keep informed about critical information like that? When he goes out hobo hunting, I just sit here, mournfully refreshing the page. (Actually, that joke's a little too true to feel funny)
I just find it interesting that either this system fails to track a lot of the ships in its purview, or a lot of ships that are supposed to be using the system, aren't.
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