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Sullivan: Hasan's Jihad Talk (Which Was Supposed to be on a Medical Topic, By the Way) a Thoughtful, Insightful "Cry for Help"

No link for the pot-smoking case-fixing scofflaw.

Reading Dana Priest's summary and then the document itself, it seems to me that in some ways, Hasan was airing an important debate. I don't glean from the notes for his lecture that he was necessarily an Islamist fanatic, merely that he could see how Islam could be seen as incompatible with military service in Iraq and Afghanistan. His view is pretty close to what many critics of Islam argue. Of course, the power-points cannot convey the tone of content of his actual remarks, so I may be wrong. But as a piece of analysis, it's admirably candid and very clear about Islam's total rejection of a separation between church and state. It seems to me from this evidence that his looming deployment, and the impossibility of a conscientious discharge, were contributing factors to his mass murder. The lecture almost reads like a cry for help, rather than a warning.

Anything to protect Obama.

Posted by: Ace at 04:52 PM



Comments

1 snag

Posted by: Regular Monkey (rdb) at November 10, 2009 04:52 PM (mkihu)

2 What was the case-fixing story?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 10, 2009 04:53 PM (w41GQ)

3 What a douche bag.

Yeah, because going to Iraq and working in a hospital is reason to slaughter and maim a bunch of fellow soldiers.

Posted by: Hotspur at November 10, 2009 04:54 PM (c158/)

4 Cry for help. Already they've begun redesignating him as a victim.

Posted by: joncelli at November 10, 2009 04:55 PM (RD7QR)

5 Where in the hell do this people come from?  These bleeding hearts are going to destroy our country.

Posted by: BarbaraS at November 10, 2009 04:56 PM (yqqXm)

6 If only Hasan's notes had indicated he was opposed to gay marriage, then perhaps Andrew would have been roused to action.


BTW-I don't think there are too many practicing Muslims who are in favor of it but without proof positive, Andrew can ignore it.

Posted by: DrewM. at November 10, 2009 04:56 PM (FCWQb)

7

"No link for the pole-smoking, ass-fisting scofflaw."

Fixed.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2009 04:56 PM (sZOIi)

8 Didn't that asshole chris rock do a routine with the same rationalization for beating his wife?

Posted by: dananjcon at November 10, 2009 04:56 PM (pr+up)

9 Isn't Sullivan dating Bawney Fwanks pole pot-smoking ex-boyfriend?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 10, 2009 04:57 PM (DIYmd)

10 sullivan got busted for pot and so hired the brother of a powerful Mass. Representative to get him off completely from the charge -- he didn't even want to pay the $100 fine -- because then he would have to declare the arrest on his naturalization papers.

It was a corrupt deal. An Obama US Attorney (assistant) came down to bigfoot the case and claim that the interests of justice demanded the arrest be expunged entirely.

Posted by: ace at November 10, 2009 04:58 PM (jlvw3)

11 Cry for help, eh? I suppose the bullets were his tears.

Posted by: SRettig at November 10, 2009 04:58 PM (+bwVC)

12

"I am reminded of the time a Muslim came to the rescue of a child with a skinned knee. He unwrapped that rag from atop his head, tore it into strips and bound it round the boy's boo-boo. This my friends, was the birth of the Band-Aid"

-ObamaFacts!

Posted by: ObamaFacts! at November 10, 2009 04:59 PM (qzCj7)

13

Another bleat from Andrew, wishing he could be a sheep, in the land and times, when men were men, and the sheep were scared.

Andrew's favorite film - Stump Broke Democrat

Posted by: MDr at November 10, 2009 04:59 PM (ucq49)

14 All I want to say is thanks for taking this one for the 'team'. I know that it's all fun and games involved when someone says " I'm reading Sullivan so you don't have to."

But REALLY -- Thanks a bunch here. I couldn't do it. He's SO intellectually dishonest and morally shallow that I literally CAN'T read him anymore.

Posted by: Dougf at November 10, 2009 04:59 PM (16GPT)

15 No link for the pot-smoking case-fixing scofflaw.

.....and penis enthusiast.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 10, 2009 04:59 PM (GGgoa)

16
Cry for help. Already they've begun redesignating him as a victim.

Insanity defense, telling you.  This guy won't see any time and will get pardoned by Wee Wee his last week in office.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 04:59 PM (Haq+B)

17 Well, yeah, the poor dear had absolutely no idea how to psychologically deal with things that irritated him.  Nah, no idea whatsoever....

Maybe he should have seen a shrink or something to help him with his issues.

/sarc off

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at November 10, 2009 05:00 PM (KWhJd)

18 I wonder if the liberals will overlook the fact that this slime-ball got a free education by joining the army.  After finishing his education he decided  he wanted out of the service because he was against  the United States's policies?  Talk about opportunism.

Posted by: BarbaraS at November 10, 2009 05:00 PM (yqqXm)

Posted by: Chainsaw at November 10, 2009 05:01 PM (+i60o)

20 I don't get why sullivan is so eager to suck Obama's dong, O is still against gay marriage and so are most african americans christianists.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at November 10, 2009 05:02 PM (MbyMv)

21 I think Hasan is carrying Sarah Palin's 'next child.' This is all one big cover-up. Thirteen people killed for a lie.

Posted by: Andy "Mike Loads" Sullivan at November 10, 2009 05:02 PM (w41GQ)

22

The nuanced musings of a dicksmoker on the anguish of a goatfucker

 

Posted by: a Christianist at November 10, 2009 05:02 PM (XtjBe)

23 And so the appeasement continues.

I guess the question is, how long after we get attacked in the CONUS will Obama surrender and proclaim this a Muslim nation? Hours? Days? Upon attack?

/I wish I was kidding?

Posted by: shibumi at November 10, 2009 05:02 PM (OKZrE)

24 What was the case-fixing story?

Andi got busted smoking up in a national park, which federal offense could negatively effect his immigration status were it to remain on his record, so the admin sent one of its lawyers down to throw the case. Judge was pissed, but not pissed enough to get himself audited. Case thrown.

Laws are for enemies of the state, and poor people.

Posted by: oblig. at November 10, 2009 05:02 PM (g85ec)

25
Seriously, all jokes aside, did Andrew Sullivan mention if Hasan was circumcised? Because that alone, in Sullivan's sick demented mind is cause enough for Hasan's jihad.


Posted by: Tweet says stuff at November 10, 2009 05:02 PM (KHma2)

26 Ace, didn't Andrew come up with a new Palin pregnancy theory, or a new angle on the story?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 10, 2009 05:02 PM (GGgoa)

27 the impossibility of a conscientious discharge

I need some edumecation, did he actually ask for one?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 10, 2009 05:03 PM (DIYmd)

28 Is there any good reason to pay any attention whatsoever to Sully anymore?

He's declined to Allen Glines status.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 10, 2009 05:04 PM (i3PJU)

29 All I have been able to say today is...utterly disgusting.

Posted by: KelliD at November 10, 2009 05:04 PM (Q9Cny)

30

Talk about opportunism.

After working with a group of Iranian guys, I can tell you that behavior is par for the course. And a point of pride.

Anything to screw the infidel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2009 05:04 PM (ZGhSv)

31

10  sullivan got busted for pot and so hired the brother of a powerful Mass. Representative

Posted by: ace at November 10, 2009 04:58 PM (jlvw3)

Powerful Mass. representaive.  Would that be his card carrying colon comrade Barney Frank?

Posted by: Andy at November 10, 2009 05:04 PM (w41GQ)

32 More drowned in Katrina than Fort Hood, Bush lied people died. Sullivan is entitled to his OPINION, why don't you believe in free speech. Hasan was recruited under Cheney he should have seen the early warning signs if he wasn't so busying ignoring Christianists shooting doctors who provide necessary reproductive services.

Posted by: palin steele at November 10, 2009 05:04 PM (VKn7o)

33 Been hearing this for 30 years now. No crime is ever anybody's effin' fault. There's always some excuse for the act, no matter how vile. I suppose next the excuse-makers will blame the victims for being non-Muslim and serving in the Army.

Oh wait, they already have, all through Bush's years....
 

Posted by: exdem13 at November 10, 2009 05:06 PM (lYKj1)

34 "The lecture almost reads like a cry for help, rather than a warning."

Can someone please tell this guy to shut the fuck up already?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 10, 2009 05:06 PM (jV9DU)

35
You know what else is a cry for help?

A grown man prancing around like he's a chick and blowing another dude and getting buggered in the anus. Kinda tells people you have issues with your dad that need to be worked out.




Posted by: Tweet says stuff at November 10, 2009 05:06 PM (KHma2)

36 32

As dumb as that is I'm afraid it's too smart to be a good Dum Dum parody.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 10, 2009 05:06 PM (i3PJU)

37 I thought Andi was being deported for having AIDS?  What happened with that?

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 05:08 PM (9Wv2j)

38 I sense (I'm sensitive, you know) that Sullivan's idiotic droolings are a cry for a real sit down ass whupping.

Posted by: maddogg at November 10, 2009 05:08 PM (OlN4e)

39 As long as we can detain and order psychiatric testing for any other individual whom we finding issuing the same "cry for help."   But if some authority actually did that, the knives would come out...

Posted by: Popcorn at November 10, 2009 05:08 PM (OOehk)

40

...did he actually ask for one?

IIRC, he had retained a lawyer to get out of deployment. Maybe not for a discharge.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2009 05:09 PM (ZGhSv)

41 Ah, Our Saint of the Stretched Rectum rears his ugly head and opens his gaping piehole to defend Our Lord of the Lying Lips.  As long as Obama is Precedent,  there is no separation of church and state.   Obama:  "L'etat est mois, Je suis l'eglise."  (What with all the Barack worship and all). 

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 05:09 PM (qP2BK)

42 Since Maj. Hasan is a victim too, maybe they could still execute him, but with no hard feelings.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 10, 2009 05:10 PM (w41GQ)

43 Hindsight is 20/20.

Posted by: CUS at November 10, 2009 05:11 PM (wOGfT)

44 I sense (I'm sensitive, you know) that Sullivan's idiotic droolings are a cry for a real sit down ass whupping.

No, I suspect he'd rather enjoy that. It's just too creepy to contemplate.

Posted by: joncelli at November 10, 2009 05:11 PM (RD7QR)

45 We must be missing Painful Stool's questionable wisdom. If Painful Stool did not exist, it would be necessary for morons to invent him... so we do.

Posted by: maddogg at November 10, 2009 05:11 PM (OlN4e)

46

There is so much BS in Sullivan's take I don't know where to start, but I'll give it a shot.  Let's see:  as a medical officer he would not be directly in combat; he voluntarily signed up for the US military; church and state cannot be seperated (there goes secularism and any argument against creches on public land, etc.); and a cry for help - yep, that always manifests itself as a murder-spree.

Incoherent cognitive dissonance, you are Andrew Sullivan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at November 10, 2009 05:12 PM (TUWci)

47 Yeah and Hitler started WWII because he was pissed about not getting into art school.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 10, 2009 05:12 PM (IqfKc)

48
"How do I taste Sulley?"- Barry O'Bama

Posted by: portlandon at November 10, 2009 05:13 PM (WfKY9)

49 Surely this is about Obama.

EVERYTHING is about Obama.

Posted by: nickless at November 10, 2009 05:15 PM (MMC8r)

50 he voluntarily signed up for the US military

I thought people only signed up because they were too stupid to get a real job in the economy Booooosh destroyed?  Has the lefty meme changed?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 10, 2009 05:16 PM (NtiET)

51 He was a psychiatrist.  He wasn't going over there for combat.

And he apparently wasn't against war and violence.  He went to war and murdered for the other side.

Wait a minute, who are you?  Why are you protecting this?  Where are your allegiances, Sully?  I find you patriotism.... questionable!

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 10, 2009 05:16 PM (cMo6P)

52
You know what'd be nice? If Ace or someone could make it so a post goes up automatically at midnight for the rest of us who don't feel like partaking in the 7th grade slumber party that is the ONT.

Heck, just keep auto-posting the Fruit Bat story and that would keep us busy for years.


Posted by: Tweet says stuff at November 10, 2009 05:16 PM (KHma2)

53 "Where are your allegiances, Sully? I find you patriotism.... questionable!"

{Clutches pearls}

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 10, 2009 05:19 PM (i3PJU)

54 {Faints}

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 10, 2009 05:19 PM (i3PJU)

55 I just had a vision (I told you I was sensitive) of Sullivan pleading with a Jihadi not to saw his head off. Asking what we did to make him want to saw Andy's pointed head off through his pencil neck. Sawing Andy's head off would be a cry for help, and all.  Made me smile...

Posted by: maddogg at November 10, 2009 05:19 PM (OlN4e)

56
Does Sullivan ever mention the alleged teasing as an excuse?


Posted by: Tweet says stuff at November 10, 2009 05:20 PM (KHma2)

57 Hasan was airing an important debate

Oh, holy fuck, this is almost enough to make me wish for an Islamic take over of America.

Yeah, on the down side I'll have to give up bacon, pray five times a day, and wear a towel on my head.

But on the upside, I'll never have to hear another word from Andy Sullivan. He'll be quietly resting under a toppled stone wall.

Posted by: DelD at November 10, 2009 05:20 PM (bEN5w)

58

Heck, just keep auto-posting the Fruit Bat story and that would keep us busy for years.

Speaking of cries for help...

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 10, 2009 05:20 PM (Be4xl)

59 In much the same way my desire to be pounded in the ass is a cry for help.

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at November 10, 2009 05:21 PM (2MJUa)

60
maddogg. I like what you have to say and would like to subscribe to your newsletter and recipe club.

Posted by: Nick Berg's head at November 10, 2009 05:21 PM (KHma2)

61 But as a piece of analysis, it's admirably candid and very clear about Islam's total rejection of a separation between church and state.

Good grief.  When somebody joins the military, they swear to defend a document for which separation of church and state are a key tenet.  This jerk isn't a "victim" because he came face to face with his own lie.

It would be like a Secret Service agent suddenly deciding his "conscience" wouldn't let him protect a President from the other party; we'd wonder why the hell the idiot joined in the first place.

al-Qaeda was also "admirably candid and very clear" about the exact same belief system.  Their beliefs, which are not in any way kept secret, are the problem.

Hasan was airing an important debate

I agree with Sullivan; this is true.

The debate between liberty and tyranny is very important.  And one side if this debate is clearly morally right, while the other is clearly morally wrong, i.e. evil.

Posted by: sandy burger at November 10, 2009 05:22 PM (MT+0i)

62

Hasan would have been first in line to push a wall on Sullivan, per Islamic law, and the Virtual Gynecologist is defending the murderous scumbag.

We live in an era in which parody will become extinct.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at November 10, 2009 05:22 PM (W54Uh)

63 Andrew is so deliciously naughty

Posted by: Charles Johnson at November 10, 2009 05:23 PM (GhHQb)

64
According to the Left, dissent is still patriotic...if you're anything except a conservative/Christian.


Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 05:23 PM (KHma2)

65 At least Hasan is still alive to get the "help" he so desperately needs.

Posted by: Max Power at November 10, 2009 05:24 PM (q177U)

66 How about sentencing Mr. Hasan to an ass-raping by Andrew Sullivan? Win-win.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 10, 2009 05:24 PM (ujg0T)

67 A presidential pardon is probably already in the works. He just wants to send a message to Islam that really, we're not bad people. And who would have known, back when Bush war air raiding villages and killing civillians, that one day, America would elect a Halfrican American as president.

Posted by: TC at November 10, 2009 05:25 PM (QXKjZ)

68

"The lecture almost reads like a cry for help, rather than a warning."

And a phrase like that could qualify as a overused to the extreme cliche' with only a a couple more usages.

What a maroon!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 10, 2009 05:25 PM (RkRxq)

69 Flying airplanes into large buildings?

Osama's cry for help.

Posted by: A. Sullivan at November 10, 2009 05:25 PM (SPSOE)

70 Beheading infidels?

A cry for help.

Posted by: A. Sullivan at November 10, 2009 05:26 PM (SPSOE)

71 "pot smoking" damn that was HARSH Ace

Posted by: John ryan at November 10, 2009 05:26 PM (m0Q2u)

72
If I was a political cartoonist, I'd draw a cartoon of Gen Casey and Obama standing over Hasan's hospital bed and putting a pillow over his face.

Something tells me they don't want this jihadi waking up.


Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 05:26 PM (KHma2)

73 Jeffrey Dahmer eating people's biceps?

Cry for help.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 10, 2009 05:26 PM (i3PJU)

74 The only thing one could say in defense of this, stripping away the sullivanism, is that Hasan didn't hide his beliefs under a basket.  He wasn't some sleeper agent projecting ultrapatriotism while harboring jihadist beliefs in his heart.  He was what he was and he let everyone know what he thought and what could be coming.  If you get a wire that an attack is coming and you ignore it, you do have some (in this case, General Casey, a lot) of the fault.  Hasan's not a victim.  The PC brigade is just a co-perpetrator.  If Sullivan wasn't a moron, he could have made a coherent argument using some of the thoughts.  Too bad conservative sites have been making them since the attack occurred.

Posted by: ed at November 10, 2009 05:27 PM (Urhve)

75 Never go full Sullivan.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at November 10, 2009 05:28 PM (yUybe)

76 How about sentencing Mr. Hasan to an ass-raping by Andrew Sullivan? Win-win.

'Power Glutes' Sullivan's a catcher, not a pitcher.

Posted by: nickless at November 10, 2009 05:28 PM (MMC8r)

77 I'm betting he never envisioned America being led by a man of African descent, either.

Posted by: nickless at November 10, 2009 05:29 PM (MMC8r)

78 This video?

A cry for help.

Posted by: A. Sullivan at November 10, 2009 05:29 PM (SPSOE)

79
>>According to the Left, dissent is still patriotic...if you're anything except a conservative/Christian...Posted by: Tweet..

 If the military is now too PC to protect its own troops from Islamic fanatics on its own soil, how can we be sure it can protect the rest of us?Oh, don't worry, that's not at all what this administration intends from the military. Just think about what Napolitano and others have said -- right wing terrorists (i.e. freedom loving Americans, former military and police, etc) are the threat -- that's where you can expect the military to be used on its own soil.
 The 1991 plan of the Muslim Brotherhood to take down the West from within is right on schedule. If we don't collectively get our heads out of the sand we will all be praying to Allah five times a day. Islam is NOT a religion of peace, it is a totalitarian fascist ideology EXACTLY LIKE NAZISM but with the added bonus of a barbarian "religion". The Left loves dictators, communists, marxists, etc., which is why they can't seem to figure out that the problem IS Islam!
The Fort Hood atrocity is NOT a terrorist act as long as Obama is in office.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 10, 2009 05:30 PM (rYWEB)

80

I slapped my forehead so hard I think I just gave myself a concussion.

What a jackass. 

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at November 10, 2009 05:30 PM (wRw+B)

81 The falling dollar - the economy's cry for help.  Nah, wouldn't occur to him.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 10, 2009 05:31 PM (DIYmd)

82 It seems to me that Hasan was airing an important debate.

Palin's uterus?

.

What?  Name for me two other things that Andrew has deemed "important debates" besides Palin's uterus or, dare I say, uterii -

her doctor hasn't released Palin's medical records.

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 10, 2009 05:31 PM (ruzrP)

83 I guess the wounded and dying cries for help don't count.

What a fucking douchebag.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at November 10, 2009 05:33 PM (iYbLN)

84 Is cognitive dissonance terminal? Because I'm fairly certain that Sullivan is going to die from it one day.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 05:34 PM (RZ8pf)

85 By the way, here is the link to the slideset Sullivan is talking about.

Posted by: sandy burger at November 10, 2009 05:35 PM (MT+0i)

86 Destroying my reputation on some crack-pot Palin pregnancy consipracy?

A cry for help.

Posted by: A. Sullivan at November 10, 2009 05:35 PM (SPSOE)

87

your President thinks hasan 'snapped'

 

move along folks, nothing to see here

Posted by: DEATH to Moby Dick at November 10, 2009 05:35 PM (KOkrW)

88 This shit from the Left is getting so out of control, I wouldn't be surprised over the next couple days to see a State Run News Agency or leftwing blog ask if perhaps Hasan was defending himself from over 50 Right Wing  Christian attackers.

Posted by: Def Leppard at November 10, 2009 05:36 PM (hIOnV)

89

"If I was a political cartoonist, I'd draw a cartoon"

a daisey chain including the Dims, big media, unions, AssCORNs, Andrew, Bwarny, the Wook, and lo ...........  B Hussein Obama, led all the rest.

Posted by: MDr at November 10, 2009 05:36 PM (ucq49)

90

the manson family cutting open Susan Tate's womb while she was still breathing and painting the walls with her blood?

 

cry for help

Posted by: DEATH to Moby Dick at November 10, 2009 05:37 PM (KOkrW)

91

Oh, and for those of you always griping about the ONT, here's a clue, don't read it. If something interesting happens overnight Ace or one of the other co-bloggers usually manages to get a post up about it (Prejean sex tape anyone?) so that it can be discussed somewhere other than the "7th grade slumber party" that you perceive the ONT to be.

Otherwise, really, I think you can go 6-8 hours at Ace without having a place to post about the far more important topics like fruit bat sex, that come up during the day.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 05:39 PM (RZ8pf)

92 No link for the pot-smoking case-fixing scofflaw.

It always comes back to buggery, doesn't it?

Posted by: Jazz at November 10, 2009 05:39 PM (hnq5i)

93
If the military is now too PC to protect its own troops from Islamic fanatics on its own soil, how can we be sure it can protect the rest of us?

I'm not so sure they can. Well, at least not effectively as once before. My confidence in the Pentagon, at Langley, and at the CIA is broken.

Rush put it perfectly, today: Hasan wasn't under the radar, he was on stage.

Hasan wasn't hiding his jihadism; he wasn't being sneaky. So the only conclusion I can draw is that the Army dismissed his rantings as good ol' fashion dissent, which of course is patritoic, as we all know.



Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 05:39 PM (KHma2)

94 See, it was you bigoted tea baggers who made Hasan feel bad and murder a bunch of uniformed killers. I hope he offed a few Creationists, who are the REAL terrorists.

OK Kilgroe, go spit in the sink and get back to work

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at November 10, 2009 05:40 PM (sYxEE)

95

Anyone remember Andrew Sullivan's annoying pledge week drives?

You know, the ones where readers would be exhorted to raise over $100,000 so that Andy and his his gay lover could travel to the Hamptons in style for "website maintenance"? 

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at November 10, 2009 05:41 PM (wRw+B)

96

Oh, and for those of you always griping about the ONT, here's a clue, don't read it. If something interesting happens overnight Ace or one of the other co-bloggers usually manages to get a post up about it (Prejean sex tape anyone?) so that it can be discussed somewhere other than the "7th grade slumber party" that you perceive the ONT to be.

 

God, I miss sleeping with 7th graders

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 10, 2009 05:42 PM (e8YaH)

97

A cry for help.

Give me fifteen minutes with your sorry, sloppy ass and you'll be crying for help.

Posted by: John Holmes (dead but still hard) at November 10, 2009 05:43 PM (3IqBS)

98 "Cry for help," yeah, I wish someone would've "helped" him out of the Army and preferably out of the country before he killed 13 fine American men and women. I don't have an ounce of pity for that murderer.

The Great Liberal Paradox:
Unborn child who happens to be not wanted by his mother = something to be hated and feared and killed with poison and knives.
Terrorist = a person who is only to be pitied, because, after all, we Evil Amerikkkans are responsible for all his suffering.

I will never, ever understand these people. Ever.

Posted by: Angry Beaver at November 10, 2009 05:43 PM (AsEil)

99 the only conclusion I can draw is that the Army dismissed his rantings as good ol' fashion dissent, which of course is patritoic, as we all know.

My Drill Sergeant informed me otherwise.

Posted by: fluffy at November 10, 2009 05:43 PM (4Kl5M)

100 Nothing cry's for help like an FN 5.7

Posted by: maverick muse at November 10, 2009 05:44 PM (+CLh/)

101 What a dick. Unf'nbelievable.

Oh, on second thought, that might have come from Sully's covertly recorded visit to the WH.

Posted by: Johnny I at November 10, 2009 05:44 PM (TItTf)

102 I think Andrew Sullivan is right. (Just this once.)

Sullivan has looked at Hasan's PowerPoint with an open mind, and described it as something that Robert Spencer might have said about Islam. Hasan's imam Awlaki agreed with it too or else he wouldn't have blessed it.

I've gone through the powerpoint, and I can report that it accurately describes how observant Muslims read their literature and apply it to their dealings with Western institutions (like a secular Army).

I don't much like sharing a bed with Sullivan, Spencer, Awlaki, and Hasan but sometimes, you know...

Posted by: Zimriel at November 10, 2009 05:44 PM (yt2K4)

103

Here's a quick and easy way to point out the dishonesty in Sullivan's argument:

Imagine a pro-life activist flipping out and killing everyone in a planned parenthood office because he was "forced" to pass by it every day on his way to work. That guy's an evil scumbag, obviously.

Hasan, though, because he's a member of a protected victims' group, gets a pass.

So many of the liberals' operating beliefs just don't stand up to close scrutiny. It's one of the reasons I started to drift away from their ranks.

 

Posted by: Spud at November 10, 2009 05:45 PM (iaMr2)

104
Oh, and for those of you always griping about the ONT, here's a clue, don't read it.

Thanks for the advice, girl genius.

Now let me explain why your solution sucks. In the morning, there's a bunch of *old* regulars who have things to say. But all we have as a venue for our vents, rants, and tips is the ONT that has 700-1000 comments on it already.





Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 05:46 PM (KHma2)

105 important topics like fruit bat sex

ideas, intriguing, newsletter

Posted by: Che Pizza at November 10, 2009 05:47 PM (SPSOE)

106

If Ace or someone could make it so a post goes up automatically at midnight for the rest of us who don't feel like partaking in the 7th grade slumber party that is the ONT.

You want us to discuss serious subjects late at night, after alcohol consumption - living dangerously there, huh?

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 05:48 PM (V9SYy)

107 Hasan was airing an important debate

What a piece of garbage. I hope someday he will find himself on the business end of this important debate.

Posted by: AlexD at November 10, 2009 05:48 PM (PkL9E)

108 Sullivan, figures. The cockholster.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 05:49 PM (erIg9)

109 Spud 103, he's not giving Hasan a pass and still less is he giving Islam a pass. He's trying to psychoanalyse Hasan.

It's possible for a sick-in-the-head slob also to be inhuman and evil. Sullivan's working the former angle. Maybe it can help other people before they do something stupid (although suicide is the more common way these things end up).

Posted by: Zimriel at November 10, 2009 05:49 PM (yt2K4)

110

Now let me explain why your solution sucks. In the morning, there's a bunch of *old* regulars who have things to say. But all we have as a venue for our vents, rants, and tips is the ONT that has 700-1000 comments on it already.

Well, there is the Morning Headline. And be nice to PGIS, o.k.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 05:49 PM (V9SYy)

111 They have to protect Teh Won.  This happened on his watch and could have been prevented but for the PC mentality/fear of hopeychangey.  May the truth out.

Posted by: Seriously at November 10, 2009 05:51 PM (5x8Tr)

112
No no no.

For the morning morons, morons. You know, people who are here at 6am and don't feel like putting there sober and cogent and relevant comments at the bottom of 900+ stinky comments that probably would fail the "black light" test, if you know what I imply, and I believe you do.


Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 05:52 PM (KHma2)

113
Be nice?

Me?

hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 05:53 PM (KHma2)

114 A cry for help...

And damn, he's *so* fine looking in that Army uniform, right Sully?

Jus' sayin'....

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 10, 2009 05:53 PM (IQWiJ)

115

Well, Tweet, I kind of figured that about 2 seconds after I posted at 110. So yeah, prob. need to start the Morning Headline thread earlier.

 

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 05:55 PM (V9SYy)

116 If only those 12 dead soldiers were here to show shame for the horrible way they treated poor Hasan. Oughta be charged as AWOL.

What? What? Are you questioning my conservative credentials?

Posted by: andi sullivan (LGBT) at November 10, 2009 05:56 PM (AZGON)

117

I'm not so sure they can. Well, at least not effectively as once before. My confidence in the Pentagon, at Langley, and at the CIA is broken.

Rush put it perfectly, today: Hasan wasn't under the radar, he was on stage.

Hasan wasn't hiding his jihadism; he wasn't being sneaky. So the only conclusion I can draw is that the Army dismissed his rantings as good ol' fashion dissent, which of course is patritoic, as we all know.

One of my friends told me that when the FBI came to investigate my background for my military clearance, the first question they asked was if they knew whether I had ever threatened the uniformed services or the US government amoung other similar inquiries.  If any one of them would have been answered to the affirmative, I wouldn't have gotten a clearance as well as being discharged from the service.  Is it just me, or has anyone else asked themselves if perhaps any of these same-minded jihadis are officers in any of our military nuclear operations?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 10, 2009 05:58 PM (3IqBS)

118

Unabomber's manifesto - cry for help

Zodiac Killer's taunting letters - cry for help

Andi Sullivan's personal ad while having HIV - cry for help

 

Posted by: polynikes at November 10, 2009 05:58 PM (m2CN7)

119

Gee, if he wasn't "necessarily an Islamic fanatic," and if Islam entails a "total rejection of separation of [mosque] and state," does that mean that Sullivan believes that ALL Muslims are ticking time bombs ready to burst into sudden jihad?  That NO Muslim who truly believes in his religion can honor the oath of a U.S. military officer to protect and defend the Constitution?

The Torah defines a form of Judaism that rejects separation of temple and state.  The Catholic Church spent centuries rejecting the separation of church and state.  Judaism and Christianity evolved and came to a world view that separates the political government of the temporal world from the mandates of the spiritual world.  Interestingly, there are a number of Muslim countries where Islam has achieved a similar evolution, where leaders are elected by popular vote and not assigned by the religious authorities.

I think that any American Muslim, Christian or Jew who believes that the United States should become a theocracy, its Constitution replaced by Scripture, is by definition a fanatic.  Maybe the problem for Sullivan and the Progressives and the Lamestream Media is that they have spent so long conflating all Christians with the most extreme and findamentalist Christian sects that they can't now admit that it's possible for some members of a faith to be extremist fanatics and yet the vast majority of the members of the same faith to be people grounded in allegiance to the American Constitutional republic.

Posted by: stuiec at November 10, 2009 05:58 PM (7AOgy)

120

Zimriel 109:

My point, which I believe is pretty self-evident, is that all this soul searching and thoughtful pondering about this idiot's pained, tormented psyche would not be happening had this been a Christian extremist.

Do you honestly believe we'd be told not to "jump to any conclusions" by President Hopenchange if the guy had yelled "Abortion is murder! Praise Jesus!" instead?

Posted by: Spud at November 10, 2009 05:59 PM (iaMr2)

121 118

Unabomber's manifesto dead and mutilated victims - cry for help

Zodiac Killer's taunting letters body count - cry for help

Andi Sullivan's personal ad while having HIV - cry for help

Posted by: polynikes at November 10, 2009 05:58 PM (m2CN7)

FIFY.

Posted by: stuiec at November 10, 2009 05:59 PM (7AOgy)

122

Agreed Tweet, maybe one of the East Coast co-bloggers should post the morning headlines thread since isn't Gabriel is out here on the West Coast? And our early morning is your middle of the day practically.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 06:00 PM (RZ8pf)

123

I don't believe he cried for help,.  He shouted Allahu Akbar.  Then he shot 40 people.   Prolly some of the wounded cried for help.

Posted by: gus at November 10, 2009 06:00 PM (Vqruj)

124 Seriously, how can any of the cable "news talk" shows have Power Glutes as a guest? Ever again?

Might as well introduce Fred Phelps as an official spokesman for all of Christianity. Or Boy George as the voice of the "moderate gay community."

Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 06:00 PM (AZGON)

125 Poat 96?  Cry for help.

Posted by: reason at November 10, 2009 06:01 PM (kZVsz)

126
Is it just me, or has anyone else asked themselves if perhaps any of these same-minded jihadis are officers in any of our military nuclear operations?

That's a scary thought.

And it brings to mind the movies Hunt For Red October and Crimson Tide.
What if we have a couple of jihadis on a nuclear sub...and they're officers?

Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 06:01 PM (KHma2)

127

I must have missed something in my military career.  I was under the impression that unlike enlisted personel, officers can simply resign their commission and walk away (like quickly, if they need to).  What stinks to me is if this asshat didn't want to deploy, couldn't he have just resigned and gone and screwed goats for the rest of life?

 

But no, he need to make a statement about what a victim he and all the rest of the middle class americans born in shit town northern virginia are.  How awful things are and how he had no way out other than murdering as many of the individuals he had sworn to lead, treat, and protect.  What an asshole.

 

The worst part is that he didn't die, and not we get watch all the liberals and terrorist appeasers (BIRM) go to the ends of the earth to get this guy off and ensure that we all know that he is the real victim.

 

By the way, I creamed myself when i got to do a "BIRM".

Posted by: Murphy Bush at November 10, 2009 06:01 PM (0QkLg)

128 No, he owed the army for his medical training.

Posted by: NJconservative at November 10, 2009 06:03 PM (/Ywwg)

129 i don't know what more the jihadi has to do to prove he's a jihadi. it looks like he did everything terrorists do. right down to the strip joints, lap dances and booze in the weeks before he 'allah akbarred. as a devout moslem and dr. of psychiatry (LOL) he might be pissed that anyone insinuates he's just crazy.

Posted by: nyc redneck at November 10, 2009 06:03 PM (l+h6k)

130 PGiS:  Greeting the world every day at the crack of noon.

Posted by: reason at November 10, 2009 06:04 PM (kZVsz)

131 Sober comments?

Are you on the same AoSHQ??????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2009 06:04 PM (r8/Km)

132

No Moronette calendar for you!

Posted by: KelliD at November 10, 2009 06:04 PM (Q9Cny)

133
I'm not sure, but I think posts can be set on a timer and published at pre-set times. I dunno if Pixy's software allows it here, though.

But anyway, it would be a good place for Ace or others to post a throw-away post that they didn't feel was post-worthy during the busy hours.

Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 06:05 PM (KHma2)

134

Also, how come people like Sullivan, and Frank's boy toy and celebrities are always getting let off on the marijuana charges? I mean, I guess I understand why but seriously it is just another example that we've once again become a country of the "royal" class vs. the peasants.

Thanks founding fathers for the whole "no more kings" bit, but turns out in 230 or so years we've decided to create a new ruling class all on our own and allow ourselves to be governed by them in matters of politics, opinion, and taste.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 06:05 PM (RZ8pf)

135
The ONT does bring out some lurkers for shits and giggles. That's a good thing.
It has been evolving, so we'll see .. since it's an open thread, fell free to post whatever is on your mind. Sometimes it can be a lot of fun

Posted by: sickinmass at November 10, 2009 06:05 PM (rYWEB)

136 Who?

Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 06:05 PM (PD1tk)

137 Spud 120: My point, which I believe is pretty self-evident, is that all this soul searching and thoughtful pondering about this idiot's pained, tormented psyche would not be happening had this been a Christian extremist.

Nah. I think that if his parallel-universe double, Ludwig von Dousschebag, had given a powerpoint about the Great White Race before going on a spree, we would be ABLE to psychoanalyse him. "Cry for help" is a psychological term, and the reason it is is because it's a well-observed phenomenon.

We didn't have such a telegraphing of punches from that Von Brunn clown. Von Brunn posted to Stormfront, a friendly audience where no-one read him except other Nazis and Killgore Trout. He never, for instance, crashed a Holocaust conference and delivered a denial speech there.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 10, 2009 06:06 PM (yt2K4)

138

Sort of on/off topic, but isn't the DC Sniper supposed to die by lethal injection tonight at 9:00 p.m. EST?

Will the Muslim world rise up violently against us when we kill the scumbag?  Oh, wait, they've already been doing that for 1400 years.

I suppose the useless jihadi fuck will be given clemency by Obama just before his execution, but I'm hoping not. 

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2009 06:06 PM (sZOIi)

139 The lecture almost reads like a cry for help, rather than a warning.

I appreciate the help officer Kimberly Munley shot out to Hasan. I only wish she had shot several magazines of hollowpoint help to the poor fellow.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 10, 2009 06:06 PM (AZGON)

140 These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Posted by: Also a cry for help, or beer, either or at November 10, 2009 06:07 PM (PD1tk)

141 And now I've got the Schoolhouse Rock song "No More Kings" stuck in my head. Thanks me. Definitely a cry for help.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 06:08 PM (RZ8pf)

142
>>>It has been evolving...

lol, surely you jest, you silly jester

or:  "Are you on the same AoSHQ??????"

Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 06:09 PM (KHma2)

143

Good grief.  When somebody joins the military, they swear to defend a document for which separation of church and state are a key tenet.  This jerk isn't a "victim" because he came face to face with his own lie.

Posted by: sandy burger at November 10, 2009 05:22 PM (MT+0i)

While I agree with your last sentence, I took that oath several times and don't recall anything in it regarding "separation of church and state." I did, however, take the part about supporting and defending the constitution seriously. But that says nothing about separation of church and state.  

Posted by: Bill R. at November 10, 2009 06:09 PM (EhlQq)

144 135
The ONT does bring out some lurkers for shits and giggles. That's a good thing.
It has been evolving, so we'll see .. since it's an open thread, fell free to post whatever is on your mind. Sometimes it can be a lot of fun

SUMMON THE METEORS

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 06:09 PM (erIg9)

145 MDr,,,, That "Stump broke Democrat" line of yours was golden , by the way ..

Posted by: awkward davies at November 10, 2009 06:10 PM (wb68R)

146
I take that back.

You're right.

The ONTers have gone from chimps to red-assed baboons.


Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 06:10 PM (KHma2)

147 Actually, I agree, at least in part, with both Sullivan and Hasan.  Service in the US military is incompatible with a strict adherence to Islam - that should not preclude those with a more relaxed adherence from serving, but if you really take it all literally, you should be beheading your officers, not obeying them. 

Posted by: Holdfast at November 10, 2009 06:10 PM (Gzb30)

148 The ONTers have gone from chimps to red-assed baboons.


Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 06:10 PM (KHma2)


sounds like a cry for help to me.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 06:11 PM (erIg9)

149

Hasan was airing an important debate.

With a gun.

No problem.  I mean, unless he was trying to air an important debate about gay marriage or abortion.  That would be wrong.

Posted by: Isaah 9 at November 10, 2009 06:11 PM (Hsh+2)

150 I suppose the useless jihadi fuck will be given clemency by Obama just before his execution, but I'm hoping not.



If Hasan had waited a week before doing his jihadi thing, that might have been a real possibility. JugEars would have to have a political death wish to do that now.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2009 06:11 PM (r8/Km)

151

I appreciate the help officer Kimberly Munley shot out to Hasan. I only wish she had shot several magazines of hollowpoint help to the poor fellow.

 

Maybe a burly hospital orderly will be summoned to his bedside to give him the Pillow Over The Breathing Holes therapy he so desperately needs.

We can only hope.

Posted by: Spud at November 10, 2009 06:12 PM (iaMr2)

152

Sort of on/off topic, but isn't the DC Sniper supposed to die by lethal injection tonight at 9:00 p.m. EST?


I'll bet my left nut it's not gonna happen tonight.

Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 06:12 PM (KHma2)

153 I agree with Sullivan. And my response to his cry for help would be a 9mm between the eyes! How do you like them apples?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 10, 2009 06:12 PM (TfW4T)

154
Obama's cock must be getting very sore from all the oral stimulation he receives from the sycophant liberal scribbling brigade.  Any old port cock in a storm.  

Posted by: Fish at November 10, 2009 06:12 PM (6mfq0)

155 Sort of on/off topic, but isn't the DC Sniper supposed to die by lethal injection tonight at 9:00 p.m. EST?



I'll bet my left nut it's not gonna happen tonight.
Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 06:12 PM (KHma2)

I"ll take that bet and raise ya one nut

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 10, 2009 06:13 PM (TfW4T)

156 128 No, he owed the army for his medical training.

Posted by: NJconservative at November 10, 2009 06:03 PM (/Ywwg)

Right.  He decided his only two choices were to take out a loan or take out a few dozen of his fellow soldiers.

I kinda think he might have had a few other options.

Posted by: stuiec at November 10, 2009 06:13 PM (7AOgy)

157 152

Sort of on/off topic, but isn't the DC Sniper supposed to die by lethal injection tonight at 9:00 p.m. EST?


I'll bet my left nut it's not gonna happen tonight.

Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 06:12 PM (KHma2)


I think we have a topic for the ONT!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 06:14 PM (erIg9)

158
...sycophant liberal scribbling brigade...

Is this the proper name for Fruit Bat?

Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 06:14 PM (KHma2)

159

The thing I miss the most about ONT is that it was summer when I was an ONT zombie, so it was warm outside. 

So, maybe it's not ONT, but summer, that I miss.

Also, I got to go out and pee in the yard alot.

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2009 06:15 PM (e8YaH)

160

Do LIBTARDS love everything that is WRONG or INDECENT?

 

Posted by: gus at November 10, 2009 06:15 PM (Vqruj)

161 158
...sycophant liberal scribbling brigade...

Is this the proper name for Fruit Bat?

Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 06:14 PM (KHma2)


Only for the semi-literate sub-species.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 06:15 PM (erIg9)

162 135
The ONT does bring out some lurkers for shits and giggles. That's a good thing.
It has been evolving, so we'll see .. since it's an open thread, fell free to post whatever is on your mind. Sometimes it can be a lot of fun

 

I love ONT's.  They're funny (which in these days and times, I need a good laugh) and there are times when one can find a real "diamond in the rough" insight.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 10, 2009 06:15 PM (3IqBS)

163 I think we have a topic for the ONT!


I really don't want to talk about Tweet's nuts tonight, or any night for that matter. Feel free to knock yourself out though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2009 06:16 PM (r8/Km)

164

I really don't want to talk about Tweet's nuts tonight, or any night for that matter. Feel free to knock yourself out though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2009 06:16 PM (r8/Km)


was only the left one

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 06:17 PM (erIg9)

165 Islam is incompatable with all facets of civilisation so the statement is factual, just obscures the meaning and is equal to a lie.

Posted by: Chris Edwards at November 10, 2009 06:17 PM (SLcKc)

166
You're gonna love my nuts!

Posted by: Vince and the Slap Chop! at November 10, 2009 06:18 PM (KHma2)

167

Do LIBTARDS love everything that is WRONG or INDECENT?

 

Yes! 

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 10, 2009 06:18 PM (3IqBS)

168 Maybe I should just become a fucking luddite and stop coming online because the type of shit that a lowlife like Thully is writing raises my blood pressure significantly.  If I was a friend or relative of any of the deceased I think I'd completely lose it.  Do any of those fucking simpletons have editors to tell them to STFU about this stuff?

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 10, 2009 06:19 PM (oObEM)

169 Also, to Ace: This wasn't a Sullivan attempt to protect Obama. Could you correct your closing statement?

Posted by: Zimriel at November 10, 2009 06:20 PM (yt2K4)

170 Behold the newest Saint of the Left.

Expect T-shirts with this verminous Hasan sombitch's picture on it by next Christmas.


Posted by: sifty at November 10, 2009 06:20 PM (3lx4r)

171

Sort of on/off topic, but isn't the DC Sniper supposed to die by lethal injection tonight at 9:00 p.m. EST?

John Mohammed  will be a rubber-legged whimpering ass when its time to man-up and walk to the execution chamber.  Killing innocents from a distance tells me a lot about his character, and I hope he collapses into a convulsing heap, quivering with fear and forcing the jailers to carry his worthless ass into the chamber.  The personification of evil and the consummate pussy. Good riddance. 

Posted by: Fish at November 10, 2009 06:22 PM (6mfq0)

172
Zimster, Ace came to a different conclusion than you did, obviously.

I doubt he's gonna change a damn thing.

Posted by: Vince and the Slap Chop! at November 10, 2009 06:22 PM (KHma2)

173

Andrew and the Left have to make these arguments; the fact that they aren't good arguments is immaterial.  They'll keep making them, and making them, and making them until we get their message.  And their message is this:  this is not Islamic terrorism, because when we put Demoncrats in charge, terrorism goes away because everyone loves us.

You just know the MSM is trying desperately to find evidence that Hassan voted for McCain.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 10, 2009 06:23 PM (eNxMU)

174 Posted by: Tweet

funny shit
Its not red-assed baboons but close enough!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 10, 2009 06:23 PM (rYWEB)

175 Say hello to mah leeeeetle friend!

Posted by: Tony Montana's Cry For Help at November 10, 2009 06:23 PM (SPSOE)

176 We passed a very large funeral motorcade on the 210 and 15 today, looked to be heading out to the National Cemetery in Riverside. Patriot Guard Riders and lots and lots of hearses. Maybe six or seven. A beautiful giant red tow truck with Semper Fi and the Marine Symbols on the side.

Does anyone know if that was the motorcade for some of the Ft. Hood folks?

My wife and I had tears in our eyes as we drove alongside.


Posted by: sifty at November 10, 2009 06:25 PM (3lx4r)

177 O/T:  on the fox crawl, the diaper wearing astronaut got two days and a year of probation.

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2009 06:25 PM (p302b)

178

Obama = male fruit bat

Sullivan = female fruit bat

Posted by: polynikes at November 10, 2009 06:25 PM (m2CN7)

179 The ONTers have gone from chimps to red-assed baboons.

I've gotten a bit red-assed myself.

Posted by: A. Sullivan at November 10, 2009 06:26 PM (SPSOE)

180 I've gotten a bit red-assed myself.

Me too.

Posted by: That Chicken at November 10, 2009 06:26 PM (SPSOE)

181 Isn't Sullivan dating Bawney Fwanks pole pot-smoking ex-boyfriend?

In certain circles, "date" doesn't mean what it means for most people.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 10, 2009 06:26 PM (AlKlj)

182 Help!

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Rectum Walking Into the YMCA Showers at November 10, 2009 06:26 PM (iaMr2)

183 Has a list of the casualties at Ft. Hood been posted anywhere?  Were they all military or were any civilians?

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2009 06:27 PM (p302b)

184

Obama = male fruit bat

Sullivan = female male-fruit fruit bat

fixed


Posted by: Vince and the Slap Chop! at November 10, 2009 06:27 PM (KHma2)

185 169 Also, to Ace: This wasn't a Sullivan attempt to protect Obama. Could you correct your closing statement?

Have you noticed ,Zimriel, that nobody is paying a fucking bit of attention to you?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 10, 2009 06:27 PM (3IqBS)

186 Silly me.  It appeared to be the discourse of an increasingly radicalized and potentially dangerous religious fanatic. I really must learn how to decipher nuance better.

Posted by: unknown jane at November 10, 2009 06:27 PM (5/yRG)

187 Vince, posting what he likes is the droit de bloggeur, and I do not lightly give suggestions to our hosts here. (Commenters are another story.)

In this case Ace has reached a wrong conclusion, given the explicit content of Sullivan's piece. Given what we know of Sullivan's mental state, I'd say a primary motivation was a musing upon mental instability. Nothing to do with Obama here.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 10, 2009 06:28 PM (yt2K4)

188 I did, however, take the part about supporting and defending the constitution seriously. But that says nothing about separation of church and state.

I should have said "freedom of religion".

Posted by: sandy burger at November 10, 2009 06:28 PM (MT+0i)

189 From NRO's Corner:
After the carnage we've seen for two decades, and the high religious authorities that have endorsed it, it is simply astounding that an American president — at a solemn memorial service for soldiers killed just days ago by a jihadist acting on his rational, broadly accepted understanding of his religious duty — could claim that "no faith justifies" sneak-attack murders, and that no religion teaches that "God looks upon them with favor." In fact, a widely held interpretation of Islam holds exactly these principles. No one is saying that all Muslims follow Hasan's construction of Islam, but hundreds of millions do and they have scriptures to back up their beliefs — scriptures we could all read if we'd just pull our heads out of the sand.

To deny that is to deny reality. A country can't be protected by people who lack the will to face reality.

Posted by: USA at November 10, 2009 06:28 PM (YZISw)

190

Sort of on/off topic, but isn't the DC Sniper supposed to die by lethal injection tonight at 9:00 p.m. EST?

I heard the Governor of VA didn't give him a stay of execution, so it looks like it's on, for now, anyways.  Rush made the point that the media isn't covering this story much at all.  However, whenever a Republican Governor of a state like TX is going to let someone fry, the media is there having a candlelight vigil.  I hate the media.

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 06:28 PM (qP2BK)

191 Iamnotanalcoholic 185, LOL.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 10, 2009 06:29 PM (yt2K4)

192 158
...sycophant liberal scribbling brigade...

Is this the proper name for Fruit Bat?

Posted by: Tweet at November 10, 2009 06:14 PM (KHma2)

And there you have it.  They call us "teabaggers," we call them "fruit bats": the deeper and harder Obama screws them, the more they get their tongues into action.

Posted by: stuiec at November 10, 2009 06:30 PM (7AOgy)

193

Posted by: USA at November 10, 2009 06:28 PM (YZISw)

Thanks for posting that (obviously, we won't be hearing any of that from the state controlled media).  The NRO does some good work.  Plus I heart Mark Steyn!

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 06:30 PM (qP2BK)

194
So what exactly do you agree with Sullivan on, Zim?

You read the lecture, was it a cry for help, thoughtful, or insightful, or all  three?


Posted by: Vince and the Slap Chop! at November 10, 2009 06:30 PM (KHma2)

195

And there you have it.  They call us "teabaggers," we call them "fruit bats": the deeper and harder Obama screws them, the more they get their tongues into action.

You morons always stay a step ahead of the curve!  Awesome analogy, stuiec!

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 06:31 PM (qP2BK)

196 Also, to Ace: This wasn't a Sullivan attempt to protect Obama. Could you correct your closing statement?

Posted by: Zimriel at November 10, 2009 06:20 PM (yt2K4) 


Mr. Zimriel,

Mr. O'Spades is busy right now and has a very full schedule today.  But if you take a seat, he might might be able to spare a few minutes for you.

So feel free to help yourself to a magazine or to go fuck yourself while you wait.

Posted by: Ace's Receptionist at November 10, 2009 06:32 PM (SPSOE)

197

Has a list of the casualties at Ft. Hood been posted anywhere?  Were they all military or were any civilians?

I thought there was one civilian.

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 06:32 PM (qP2BK)

198 I hope the next cry for help Hasan makes is from a very deep well in the lowest pit of Hell. And I hope it lasts a long long time.

But I'm simple. There may be nuance that I can't grasp.

Posted by: sifty at November 10, 2009 06:34 PM (3lx4r)

199
by the way, did you happen to notice Sullivan specifically said it was not a warning?

Kinda funny Sullivan would do that if he wasn't deliberately trying to refute the charge that Hasan was setting off warning bells and sirens that were ignored by his superiors and intelligence officers, who just so happen to be under the responsibility of OBAMA.

Sullivan was spinning for Obama. This terror attack, which could have and should have been prevented, happened under Obama's watch.

Posted by: Vince and the Slap Chop! at November 10, 2009 06:36 PM (KHma2)

200

In this case Ace has reached a wrong conclusion, given the explicit content of Sullivan's piece. Given what we know of Sullivan's mental state, I'd say a primary motivation was a musing upon mental instability. Nothing to do with Obama here.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 10, 2009 06:28 PM (yt2K4

 

Are you Axelrod's sock?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 10, 2009 06:37 PM (3IqBS)

201 Has a list of the casualties at Ft. Hood been posted anywhere?  Were they all military or were any civilians?

I found this slide show at ABC earlier. 

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 06:37 PM (9Wv2j)

202
FACT: Islam is incompatible with a free society. Disagree? Give me an example.

We have hate crimes legislation against racism, why not call seditious behavior a "hate crime against America", with serious penalties, including incarceration. In war, the military has executed traitors by firing squad. I hope this is what is in store for this terrorist. I won't cry.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 10, 2009 06:38 PM (rYWEB)

203 Me sending Zimriel to AoSHQ to pathetically attempt to defend my honor?

A cry for help.

Posted by: A. Sullivan at November 10, 2009 06:40 PM (SPSOE)

204 There was one civilian although he was retired military. He worked there in a civil service job.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 10, 2009 06:40 PM (EhlQq)

205 119 -- very good points

Posted by: unknown jane at November 10, 2009 06:42 PM (5/yRG)

206 Sullivan's penchant for letting Charles Johnson anally penetrate him is clearly a cry for help.

Posted by: gus at November 10, 2009 06:42 PM (Vqruj)

207

HASAN CHOP!

(A cry for help.)

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 10, 2009 06:42 PM (w41GQ)

208 "...the impossibility of a conscientious discharge...."

Odd, I hadn't read anywhere that he'd even ASKED for one.

Posted by: GarandFan at November 10, 2009 06:43 PM (ZQBnQ)

209

Maybe I should just become a fucking luddite and stop coming online because the type of shit that a lowlife like Thully is writing raises my blood pressure significantly.  If I was a friend or relative of any of the deceased I think I'd completely lose it.  Do any of those fucking simpletons have editors to tell them to STFU about this stuff?

(Deep sigh!)  Captain Hate, obviously, you lack the intellectual ability  and perspacacity to grasp the subtle nuance of the sophisticated musings of a brilliant mind like Mr. Sullivan.  I hate to break the news to you, but you already are a luddite.  You sir, who cling bitterly to your guns, religion, and teabags, have no right to question the brilliant and cogent postulations of Mr. Sullivan.  I implore you to attempt to open that closed off closet of a mind you possess, and start embracing the rich, diverse mind thoughts of your betters. 

Posted by: Sully's Spheroidal Sphincter at November 10, 2009 06:45 PM (qP2BK)

210

 In war, the military has executed traitors by firing squad. I hope this is what is in store for this terrorist. I won't cry.

Hang them.  For some reason islamic terrorists hate to be hanged.  They want to be shot.  An allah or a virgin thing me thinks.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 10, 2009 06:46 PM (3IqBS)

211 Hugh Hewitt saying "You know who this helps?"?

Cry for help.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 10, 2009 06:48 PM (i3PJU)

212
If Hasan recovers, they, (and you know who they are), will say we can't execute Hasan because then he will become a martyr...and...(say it with me, y'all)..

that'll just create more terrorists...

not that Hasan is a terrorist, of course.

The Left will be tripping over their little dicks keeping Hasan off death row.

/nods






Posted by: Vince and the Slap Chop! at November 10, 2009 06:51 PM (KHma2)

213 You all sure jump to conclusions. Didn't you hear what the dreamy one said? *sigh*

Posted by: David Brooks at November 10, 2009 06:52 PM (5x8Tr)

214

What some men do for a blow job

 

Posted by: eatingnarcissus at November 10, 2009 06:54 PM (4FkTt)

215

Heh!  More blue on blue violence:

A group of prominent gay-rights bloggers, activists, and fundraisers, led by AMERICAblogGAY, is launching a boycott on contributions to the Democratic National Committee and Obama's campaign apparatus:  We are asking voters to pledge to withhold contributions to the Democratic National Committee, Organizing for America, and the Obama campaign until the Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA) is passed, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell (DADT) is repealed, and the so-called Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is repealed -– all of which President Obama repeatedly promised to do if elected....Democrats should not have promised to support gay civil rights rights in exchange for our votes if they never intended to keep the promise. If we're not controversial during the campaign, when politicians are happy to accept our votes and our money, we cannot accept being labeled controversial after our candidates win. We kept our part of the bargain, we voted for Barack Obama and a Democratic Congress. It’s entirely reasonable for us to ask our elected officials to keep their part of the bargain too.

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 06:57 PM (qP2BK)

216 You know, I watched Private Ryan last night, and now I'm feeling a little edgy.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 10, 2009 06:58 PM (MFbfZ)

217 Hasan is the newest poster-child for a certain ilk of mentally ill leftist (I know- I'm repeating myself), much like Mumia.  They've been crying for Mumia's release for 30 fucking years, and it ain't because they think he's innocent. It's because he killed a cop, and deep down in their fucked up black hearts, that makes them feel good. 

To these fucks, Hasan killed a bunch of baby killing bullies, and they like it.  They are too stupid to realize that Hasan would have gleefully gunned them down too.

Posted by: elliot at November 10, 2009 06:59 PM (ephyK)

218 214

What some men do for a blow job

 

Just shut the fuck up!

Posted by: Hillary "Bill doesn't fuck me anymore" Clinton at November 10, 2009 07:00 PM (3IqBS)

219
They are too stupid to realize that Hasan would have gleefully gunned them down too.

They would gladly die for the Hasans and Teddy Kennedys of this world,

Posted by: maverick muse at November 10, 2009 07:02 PM (+CLh/)

220 It certainly doesn't surprise me that the misogynistic Andy Rawmusglutes Sullivan would be vigorously defending the woman-hating Hasan. 

Why his female co-workers and patients had to be subjected to such a pig at the workplace is beyond me. 

Posted by: Short-nosed fruit bats at November 10, 2009 07:03 PM (sey23)

221 I have been said to have short-nosed fruit bats in my belfry. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 10, 2009 07:04 PM (sey23)

222 http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tCAffMSWSzY#t=28

Time to sack DC and move the seat of government to the heartland.

Posted by: pam at November 10, 2009 07:04 PM (h8R9p)

223 I'm scared and confused about the headlines on the right side.

Posted by: lorien1973 at November 10, 2009 07:05 PM (ZXnUe)

224

"the deeper and harder Obama screws them, the more they get their tongues into action."

Assuming we're talking about ObaMao's faithfully followers - as Dennis Leary said, they like to be licked from their crack to their sac.

Just sayin'

 

 

Posted by: MDr at November 10, 2009 07:08 PM (ucq49)

225 223

Me too.  But I am consoled by the fact that they moved to the right
If they'd moved to the left, I would be rocking in a corner somewhere. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 10, 2009 07:08 PM (sey23)

226
hahaha, black friday

very funny...

racist.

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 10, 2009 07:09 PM (KHma2)

227 The murderous Muslim will be talking soon. I bet he says a mouthfull. Gonna make the socialists a tad uncomfortable I'm gusessing.

Posted by: nikkolai at November 10, 2009 07:09 PM (U0lNn)

228 Anybody see this from the Code Pinkos?

http://bit.ly/4FFrbl

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 10, 2009 07:10 PM (MFbfZ)

229 Iowahawk, you magnificent bastard!

Wait what ... this is real?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2009 07:12 PM (C51o4)

230

Andrew Sullivan is a fuckhead.

 

Posted by: klaatu at November 10, 2009 07:13 PM (hwC/7)

231

Time to sack DC and move the seat of government to the heartland

 

Either North Dakota or Borger, TX.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 10, 2009 07:14 PM (3IqBS)

232 I'm scared and confused about the headlines on the right side.

Jeez, when did that happen?  They were in their regular place earlier today.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 07:14 PM (9Wv2j)

233
Remember, morons, we don't know the motives behind this attack, so don't jump to conclusions.

But we're certain that ALL the people at Tea Parties are there because we have a black president.


Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 10, 2009 07:15 PM (KHma2)

234

HEY

The Webblog Awards are back. Go to this page, scroll down about 3/4 the page. look for Ace's website in the comments section and click the green button with the plus sign. Blogs with most votes will get into the Best Blog Category.

 

It's the least you can do. No seriously it is the least you cheapskates can do.

 

http://www.tinyurl.com/yfttlyk

Please coy and paste this into newer threads.

Also if you vote for LGF, let me know so I can tea bag you.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:15 PM (bftbi)

235 Prairie Fire was a cry for help, rather than a warning.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at November 10, 2009 07:16 PM (C51o4)

236 Das Kapital was a cry for help, rather than a warning.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at November 10, 2009 07:16 PM (C51o4)

237

i think  Blazer nomitated him. so did some others

 

he is behind weaker blogs right now. We need to help

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:17 PM (bftbi)

238 227 The murderous Muslim will be talking soon. I bet he says a mouthfull. Gonna make the socialists a tad uncomfortable I'm gusessing.

 

Nah.  There'll be a liberal JAG lawyer in bed with him when he wakes up.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 10, 2009 07:19 PM (3IqBS)

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 07:19 PM (kn+jW)

240

HEY

The Webblog Awards are back. Go to this page, scroll down about 3/4 the page. look for Ace's website in the comments section and click the green button with the plus sign. Blogs with most votes will get into the Best Blog Category.

 

It's the least you can do. No seriously it is the least you cheapskates can do.

 I think Blazer nominated him  in the comments. Do not add a comment suggesting Ace, they don't want multiple comments for the same site. Just scroll down til you see Blazer's comment suggest AoSHQ and click the green button

http://www.tinyurl.com/yfttlyk

Please copy and paste this into newer threads.

Also if you vote for LGF, let me know so I can tea bag you.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:21 PM (bftbi)

241
btw, how's that feared backlash coming along?


Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 10, 2009 07:22 PM (KHma2)

242 I voted several times.  I feel so dirty and Liberal.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 10, 2009 07:22 PM (MFbfZ)

243 *cough* bullshit *cough*

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 10, 2009 07:23 PM (1TXeC)

244 So Cheney was right. America is less safe under Obama.

Posted by: goodrichard at November 10, 2009 07:23 PM (lmH9N)

245

Nah.  There'll be a liberal JAG lawyer in bed with him when he wakes up.

 

Correction.  There'll be a liberal muslim/jihadi JAG lawyer in bed with him when he wakes up.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 10, 2009 07:25 PM (3IqBS)

246 244 So Cheney was right. America is less safe under Obama.

Posted by: goodrichard at November 10, 2009 07:23 PM (lmH9N)

But only the military service members, so it's all right.

Posted by: stuiec at November 10, 2009 07:26 PM (7AOgy)

247

Oh fer cris'sake, what's next? Is AG Holder going to announce that he's going to be tried as a juvenile because of his arrested emotional development?

He's an adult, for crying out loud, one with the wherewithal to graduate from medical school. Adults face conflicts, and they deal with them. Sometimes conflicting forces are impossible to reconcile and we deal with that too without shooting forty people.

Why did he do it? I don't care. What I care about is who this guy's friends are. I want his former coworkers to get mortally intimate with them.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 10, 2009 07:26 PM (Vl5GH)

248 Re: Weblog awards

You can find AoS at November 6, 2009 1:28 pm

Also, November 6, 2009 3:54 pm

November 7, 2009 6:08 am

Click 'em all.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 07:26 PM (9Wv2j)

249

HEY

The Webblog Awards are back. Go to this page, scroll down about 3/4 the page. look for Ace's website in the comments section and click the green button with the plus sign.

It's the least you can do. No seriously it is the least you cheapskates can do.

 Best Blog

http://www.tinyurl.com/yfttlyk

 

Best Conservative Blog

http://www.tinyurl.com/ydq7u43

Please copy and paste this into newer threads.

 

Ok I added Consertive blog vote to this one. I see many of you commented and voted. this iis for the people who didn't.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:28 PM (bftbi)

250

OT: so there are some interesting unemployment figures out (in the NY Times, via National Review's The Corner).  White college-educated women between 25 and 44 years of age have an unemployment rate of less than 4 percent.  Unemployment for Black men ages 15 to 24 without a high school diploma stands at 48.8 percent.

Barack Obama hates young Black men.

Posted by: stuiec at November 10, 2009 07:29 PM (7AOgy)

251 that is the last time i will post it in this thread. i forgot to add best conservative blog category in the first two. i added it into the last one. feel free to copy that into other threads. I don't want ace losing out to shittier blogs who have more motivated audiences

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:29 PM (bftbi)

252 He could have said he was gay. The military would throw him out and he can stay in my basement as long as he likes.

mmmm mmmm mmmm

Posted by: Bwany Fwank at November 10, 2009 07:29 PM (mQJDo)

253

Also if you vote for LGF, let me know so I can tea bag you.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009

Many of us are voting for LGF under the Best Liberal Blog category. 
It's driving the Kos kids nuts. 

Don't forget Blackfive in the mil blog section. 

You know what's funny?  There's no category for Best Moderate Blog, even though we are constantly told how important they are. 

Posted by: Bailey Barksand Piddles at November 10, 2009 07:30 PM (sey23)

254 I think ace is also in the best LGBT Blog category...

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:31 PM (bftbi)

255 That Andi Sullivan is a salad tosser! He...oh shit.

I's not really that funny when he really IS a salad tosser.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson says listen to Motorhead at November 10, 2009 07:32 PM (jyEfB)

256 thanks Peaches and Ben.  I voted for Ace 3 times.  I'm a triple dipper.

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 07:33 PM (qP2BK)

257

You know what's funny?  There's no category for Best Moderate Blog, even though we are constantly told how important they are. 

Bwhahaha!

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 07:34 PM (qP2BK)

258 Many of us are voting for LGF under the Best Liberal Blog category. 

Posted by: Bailey Barksand Piddles at November 10, 2009 07:30 PM (sey23)

I like the cut of your jib, Piddles!

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 07:35 PM (9Wv2j)

259

Also if you vote for LGF, let me know so I can tea bag you.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009

Many of us are voting for LGF under the Best Liberal Blog category. 
It's driving the Kos kids nuts. 

Don't forget Blackfive in the mil blog section. 

You know what's funny?  There's no category for Best Moderate Blog, even though we are constantly told how important they are. 

yeah i noticed, and votes for him a few times, CJ that is, he has more votes than anyone in the liberal section. I will hit up black five as well

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:35 PM (bftbi)

260

Unemployment for Black men ages 15 to 24 without a high school diploma stands at 48.8 percent.

That is a staggering statistic stuiec!  Course it will remain buried.  Can you imagine if John McCain were President now?  Then it really would be John McCain hates poor, young black men.

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 07:36 PM (qP2BK)

261

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 07:19 PM (kn+jW)

Isn't that just incredible?  It makes my blood absolutely boil.

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 07:37 PM (qP2BK)

262 If we would have passed Single Payer Health Care, this wouldn't have happened...and even if it did it would have been a lot cheaper.

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 10, 2009 07:40 PM (mQJDo)

263 Haha, somebody wrote an enthusiastic and apparently sincere comment/paean/review of AoS under the "best small blog" category. 

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 07:40 PM (9Wv2j)

264

I wonder if shit-head was inspired by this? (About "Allahu akbar" being the new "cry for help".)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2009 07:44 PM (2qU2d)

265 Dr. Sigmund Hussein Fraud:

"In a country of 300 million people, there are going to be acts of violence that are inexplicable. Even within the extraordinary military that we have -- and I think everybody understands how outstanding the young men and women in uniform are under the most severe stress -- there are going to be instances in which an individual cracks."...................

It’s no wonder everybody’s hooked on this PTSD excuse:

* It works for Obama by making this a crime and not The First Terror Attack since 9/11.
* It works for Hasan by giving him an insanity defense. (Assume for a moment that Sandy Berger will not be dispatched to the hospital to put a pillow over Hasan’s face.)
* It works for the Army so they don’t have to look at how their diversity cringe gave Hasan a pass.
* It works for the Media because it protects Obama and let’s them keep saying “Coulda’ happened to anybody–heck, he might as well have been Amish.”
* It works for the anti-victory crowd by saying “Bush broke the Army and vets are all damaged kooks–just like ‘Nam, man!”

* And it works for the federal agencies Obama had “eavesdropping” on Hasan  before they decided it was No Big Deal. You can’t expect them to take seriously the writings of a nut, can you? Besides quoting Mao, I mean?

This Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder is the Holy Grail of Official Narratives(tm). It slices, it dices. It’s a breakfast cereal, it’s a floor polish! It does it all, baby!

It will be interesting to see who gave the orders to ignore Hasan’s e-mails. And to see if Hasan is tried in a military setting after Obama has bashed military justice for so long.

But there is one other narrative that must be observed at all times, The Prime Narrative(tm):

“It’s Not Obama’s Fault.”

Posted by: Noel at November 10, 2009 07:45 PM (Hh13R)

266 The sickest part about this is that if Precedent El Douche called for jihad on America there would be hundreds of these sickos snapping.

Posted by: torabora at November 10, 2009 07:49 PM (mQJDo)

267

Intercourse you, English.

Posted by: amish terrorist at November 10, 2009 07:49 PM (2qU2d)

268 The maddening thing is that if jihadis like Hasan ever got a claw-hold in US society they would absolutely be pushing for sharia law. Gays don't seem to be treated very well under sharia. Having a brick wall pushed on to you or being tossed off a roof falls under that category of bad things that hurt you.

Sullivan would not fair well under sharia and his audition for the Man from Stockholm isn't his best work.

Homo say what?

Posted by: Iskandar at November 10, 2009 07:50 PM (u1pln)

269 I can't get beyond the fact that Hasan was giving out business card ID'ing him as "S of A" Soldier of Allah!

Today's Army!

Dare we ask the question: How many US soldiers have calling cards identifying themselves as Soldiers of Allah?

I hope Lieberman asks the question.

General Patton must be spinning in his grave.

Posted by: USA at November 10, 2009 07:50 PM (YZISw)

270

I can't get beyond the fact that Hasan was giving out business card ID'ing him as "S of A" Soldier of Allah!

Today's Army!

Dare we ask the question: How many US soldiers have calling cards identifying themselves as Soldiers of Allah?

I hope Lieberman asks the question.

General Patton must be spinning in his grave

to be honest, would you have know what SOA meant on a business card? They give out so many new worthless degrees at colleges, I would have just assumed it was one of them

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:52 PM (bftbi)

271

This Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder is the Holy Grail of Official Narratives(tm). It slices, it dices. It’s a breakfast cereal, it’s a floor polish! It does it all, baby!

I hate to say this, because I really am against frivolous litigation, but I really do hope that the families and survivors of this terrorist attack pursue some kind of class action suit against the government.  (Didn't people do that after 9/11?)  This incident is so much worse because 9/11 already happened and we know who our enemy is.  The fact that the government has been culpable in the deaths and injuries of the people who were attacked in Fort Hood makes it even worse.  The main job of the government is national security.  The politically correct agenda embraced by our government is killing people and making national security a joke.  Unless something changes, more people are going to die.  (Sorry, my bold is stuck on!)  Nothing usually changes unless it involves the payment of big sums of money and outraged people.

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 07:52 PM (qP2BK)

272

"Also if you vote for LGF, let me know so I can tea bag you."

Done sweetie.  I can not tell a lie.  I voted for Chuckie.

Lovingly your

The man gargler

Andrew

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 10, 2009 07:52 PM (ucq49)

273

The headline thing moving freaked me out too. At first I thought there was a commenter named 'New Prosthetic hand"

Geez, leave for a couple of hours and Ace rearranges the furniture so you trip over the couch when you come home drunk!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 07:54 PM (RZ8pf)

274 If Hasan is "cracked", then so is every other jihadist.

That means Khalid Sheik Mohammed should be confined at the State Mental Hospital until psychiatrists say he safely integrate into American society; a process that usually takes, two, maybe three weeks.

Hasan's a shrink--maybe he could evaluate KSM for us!

The point is, if this is mental illness, then we aren't fighting terrorism--we're in the War on Craziness. ALL of them are "cracked" by this standard.

Posted by: Noel at November 10, 2009 07:55 PM (Hh13R)

275

Haha, somebody wrote an enthusiastic and apparently sincere comment/paean/review of AoS under the "best small blog" category. 

i read that. it was funny. I didn't think Ace was a small blog. I pictured him more as a mid sized sedan

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:56 PM (bftbi)

276 I didn't know Clinton teabagged Monica, I thought he just received a bj.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 07:56 PM (nxUYP)

277

Nothing usually changes unless it involves the payment of big sums of money and outraged people.

Maybe this is what the "stimulus" was really for. 

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 10, 2009 07:58 PM (3IqBS)

278 OK, I went and voted some more for Ace.  Gosh my index finger is tired from all that mouse clicking.  I could very well come down with a repetitive stress injury!  It was hard work, but Ace is worth it.  (Heh!)

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 07:58 PM (qP2BK)

279 after reading alot of stuff -
-NYT quoting a muslim soldier as saying the WoT was like the Civil War and how he 'didn't want to stain Islam by killing muslims'

-And Hasan holding forth about how muslims should be released as conscientious objectors rather than be forced to fight muslims

I'm beginning to think that maybe Hasan was right about that. Kick them out.
They're soldiers. They balk at orders. Thus they aren't good soldiers.
They've a hierarchy of who counts as a human being and who they can kill without qualm. Not the kind of person fit for my nation's service.

Blackball the lot.


Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at November 10, 2009 07:58 PM (hCQG5)

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:59 PM (bftbi)

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:59 PM (bftbi)

282 Janet Napolitano just told leaders in an Arab country that her agency would pull all the stops to insure that they'd deal with "backlash against muslims". This same ditz last Spring stated that returning SOLDIERS were to be monitored as "possible domestic terrorists". Yes, I know she's a lawyer, but how the hell does this woman find the brains to dress herself in the morning

Well, andi and Cahrsel Jhonsno would still see her point.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 08:00 PM (sYxEE)

283 Liberals make my brain hurt.

Posted by: katya at November 10, 2009 08:01 PM (Ejm4Y)

284

I'm beginning to think that maybe Hasan was right about that. Kick them out.
They're soldiers. They balk at orders. Thus they aren't good soldiers.
They've a hierarchy of who counts as a human being and who they can kill without qualm. Not the kind of person fit for my nation's service.

Heh! Heh!  (rubbing hands together).  Our evil plan is coming to fruition.  Destroy the world's greatest military from the inside out.  Never let a good crisis go to waste....

Posted by: Rahm, Axe, and Soros, The Evil Triumverate at November 10, 2009 08:01 PM (qP2BK)

285 Yes, and this and other recent shootings just add fuel to our gun grab agenda!  Bwhahahahaha!

Posted by: Rahm, Axe, and Soros, The Evil Triumverate at November 10, 2009 08:02 PM (qP2BK)

286 Damn, I have a serious man-crush on Col. Ralph Peters. Speaks his mind when it needs to be spoken.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:06 PM (nxUYP)

287

Speaking of tea bag, did anyone see Bill Clinton used the phrase "teabaggers". Its funny because before the tea party movement started I used to refer to him as Former President Teabagger

Yes, Bill was out there today doing the Dark Lord's work.  He met with Blue dogs and told them not to fear the Teabaggers.  He said the only reason he lost the midterm elections was because he didn't get health care legislation passed.  Now the funny thing is, The Bamster asked him to do this.  I think Bill was only too happy to oblige.  Because when the crap hits the fan, and the Democratic party gets a backlash of poop, Bill will be not be able to contain his glee.  Barry's destroying the Democrat party, and Bill knows it.  So when the Dems are scattered in pieces, they will need someone to put them all back together.  Hmm, I wonder who that could be?

Posted by: Rahm, Axe, and Soros, The Evil Triumverate at November 10, 2009 08:07 PM (qP2BK)

288 Damn, the comments just got all screwed up.  It appears to be Ben's fault.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 08:07 PM (9Wv2j)

289 272

"Also if you vote for LGF, let me know so I can tea bag you."

Done sweetie.  I can not tell a lie.  I voted for Chuckie.

Lovingly your

The man gargler

Andrew

 

You're just so pretty and special, Andy.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at November 10, 2009 08:07 PM (3IqBS)

290 Darn sock!

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 08:07 PM (qP2BK)

291 I love being teabagged. And I think the rest of you wingnuts should at least try it. If you did, you would be more on my level. That's a good thing.

Posted by: Andi, just call me fisty Sullivan at November 10, 2009 08:09 PM (nxUYP)

292

Damn, the comments just got all screwed up.  It appears to be Ben's fault.

shit. i was hoping that it was just my computer, but it appears i've destroyed ace's site.

ah chicken, i wish i could stop

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 08:09 PM (bftbi)

293 I think ace is also in the best LGBT Blog category...

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 07:31 PM (bftbi)


How you doin?

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at November 10, 2009 08:09 PM (MFbfZ)

294 how in the world could I screw up the comments. I can barely make sure my fly is up before  I show up to work.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 08:10 PM (bftbi)

295

Uh oh, were Barack's trouser creases less sharp today?  David Brooks in the NYT is actually decrying the way the Fort Hood Massacre has been covered in the media:

The conversation in the first few days after the massacre was well intentioned, but it suggested a willful flight from reality. It ignored the fact that the war narrative of the struggle against Islam is the central feature of American foreign policy. It ignored the fact that this narrative can be embraced by a self-radicalizing individual in the U.S. as much as by groups in Tehran, Gaza or Kandahar.

It denied, before the evidence was in, the possibility of evil. It sought to reduce a heinous act to social maladjustment. It wasn’t the reaction of a morally or politically serious nation.

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 08:11 PM (qP2BK)

296 290 Darn sock!   Ban all socks!

Posted by: Sock at November 10, 2009 08:11 PM (3IqBS)

297 how in the world could I screw up the comments. I can barely make sure my fly is up before  I show up to work.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 08:10 PM (bftbi)

Speaking of which, Ben:  XYZPDQ!

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 08:12 PM (qP2BK)

298 Damn, I know Ace has been busy today, but how about a new thread? It's been almost 3 hours and all I know is that Catholics suck, Hasan is a misguided bad guy, and female fruit bats suck a lot of dick.

Posted by: Andi, just call me fisty Sullivan at November 10, 2009 08:13 PM (nxUYP)

299 Piss off sock.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:14 PM (nxUYP)

300

Darn sock!   Ban all socks!

I don't like the anti-sock tone of your post.  Please contact my office immediately! 

Posted by: Maxine Waters, Defender of Downtrodden Socks and Sock Minorities at November 10, 2009 08:14 PM (qP2BK)

301 Uh oh! Stick figure is on T-V. Hide your children.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:15 PM (nxUYP)

302 Ben, from henceworth, you shall be called "Big Bad Ben, Bludgeoner of Blogs"!  (Where's UncleFacts to summon the meteor when you need him?)

Posted by: runningrn at November 10, 2009 08:16 PM (qP2BK)

303 I am worried by the darker tone of this innerwebs, it may be racist.

Posted by: somejoe at November 10, 2009 08:17 PM (SSWdi)

304

i am so freaking embarrased that i broke the blog.

 

on another note check out HA, apparently david brooks cant even believe the whitewashing of Hasan. When you lose david brooks you've lost the nicely creased pants crowd.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 08:17 PM (bftbi)

305 Fuck you Ben. From here-on your posts have been subjugated. And I mean it this time dammit.

Posted by: System Administrator at November 10, 2009 08:20 PM (nxUYP)

306 Will we be left to languish here in the dark until the ONT?  Or will another topic arise to save us?

Posted by: somejoe at November 10, 2009 08:21 PM (SSWdi)

307 Ben you moderate, everything's fucking grey to you isn't it?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 08:23 PM (erIg9)

308 Ben, your Obamacare prescription is now ready for pickup.

http://bit.ly/4iA5wI

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 10, 2009 08:24 PM (MFbfZ)

309 Coulter's bringing up Tiller comparing Obama's response to that with the Fort Hood tragedy. I'm on the fence there believe it or not, cause I actually knew and have spoken at length with Tiller. That's why I have never blogged about the Tiller murder. And, Roeder is milking this thing here in the press. Really conflicted here.

Posted by: System Administrator at November 10, 2009 08:26 PM (nxUYP)

310 Again with the sock.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:26 PM (nxUYP)

311 We can while away the time till the ONT by going on the Weblog Awards Best Food Blog and nominating every bacon blog in the blogosphere.  Because who among us would want to live in a world without bacon?

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 08:27 PM (9Wv2j)

312 Cool!  I'll wear my bacon sneakers!


http://bit.ly/11vtiV

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 10, 2009 08:31 PM (MFbfZ)

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 08:34 PM (9Wv2j)

314 313 And I my bacon bra.

She needs to take care of that pit 5 o'clock shadow. Other than that, kinda hot.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:36 PM (nxUYP)

315
someone is missing her verb

haha

Posted by: tweet tells it like it is at November 10, 2009 08:36 PM (bcRFr)

316 Barry's destroying the Democrat party, and Bill knows it.  So when the Dems are scattered in pieces, they will need someone to put them all back together.  Hmm, I wonder who that could be?

Posted by: Rahm, Axe, and Soros, The Evil Triumverate at November 10, 2009 08:07 PM (qP2BK)

You might be giving Slick too much credit; he was never what you would call a godsend in terms of helping out any donk other than Muffer Stalin-Rodham.  In fact Clenis has been sounding really weird lately; not sure if it's residual effects of his heart attack or a bunch of untreated STDs, but his voice has been like a cross between Dhimmi Carter (who sounds like he's talking in some weird hick baby talk) and Walter Brennan.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 10, 2009 08:37 PM (oObEM)

317 The bacon bra has a certain hint of the Wise Latina about it.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 10, 2009 08:37 PM (MFbfZ)

318 Okay, I'm impatient. I'm going to start a new thread.
"Catholic fruit bat ghey guys suck a lot of dick, and only some feel guilty about it afterwards".

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:38 PM (nxUYP)

319 I'm waiting for a remote control model.

Oh, hi, ParanoidGirlInSeattle.

Posted by: New Prosthetic hand at November 10, 2009 08:40 PM (MT+0i)

320 311 We can while away the time till the ONT by going on the Weblog Awards Best Food Blog and nominating every bacon blog in the blogosphere.  Because who among us would want to live in a world without bacon?

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 08:27 PM (9Wv2j)


I'd bet cash money that Pres'Ent Toonces doesn't eat bacon.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 08:40 PM (erIg9)

321
Again with the sock.
Posted by: Samuel Adams

Wait.

So Samuel Adams is not a sock?

Posted by: tweet tells it like it is at November 10, 2009 08:40 PM (bcRFr)

322 someone is missing her verb

haha

I was riffing off Winston's immediately preceding comment.  Call it poetic license if you like.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 08:41 PM (9Wv2j)

323 So Samuel Adams is not a sock?

Samuel Adams is a beer drinking state of mind.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:41 PM (nxUYP)

324 why not start a thread on a reporter calling out Pelosi on the jail stuff on the healthcare bill?

Posted by: YRM at November 10, 2009 08:42 PM (xNw7B)

325

on another note check out HA, apparently david brooks cant even believe the whitewashing of Hasan. When you lose david brooks you've lost the nicely creased pants crowd.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 08:17 PM (bftbi)

Nice head fake, Ben, but we all know what you did!

Posted by: Mobs of Mad Morons at November 10, 2009 08:43 PM (qP2BK)

326
oh

and

oh

Posted by: tweet tells it like it is at November 10, 2009 08:43 PM (bcRFr)

327 Posted by: YRM at November 10, 2009 08:42 PM (xNw7B)

There was no such thing asshole!

Posted by: CNN,ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC at November 10, 2009 08:44 PM (nxUYP)

328 yeah so not flyin' ben, you blog wrecker.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 08:44 PM (erIg9)

329 My scrotum in all tingly ...

Posted by: President Pantywaist at November 10, 2009 08:44 PM (GaTkJ)

330 Uncle-

I'll lay ten that when he went to Five Guys with Brian Williams he induced vomiting immediately afterward.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 10, 2009 08:45 PM (MFbfZ)

331
Where's the countdown clock for Mumia?

Posted by: tweet tells it like it is at November 10, 2009 08:46 PM (bcRFr)

332

Shit.

I went to watch some V, hoped when I came back everything would be solved. I guess it only works when your 10.

Shit there is no way to hide the fact that i somehow destroyed the comments thread. its not like i'm some hacker. i'm borderline full retard. this was purely an accident.

Even dum dum didn't do this kind of damage.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 08:46 PM (bftbi)

333 O/T:  I love Denis Miller....O'Really shows him a pic of Boney frank and his BF, the one who was growing the pot plants in the yard (allegedly) and Miller's comment after seeing the picture is "i rmeember the days when gay guys wore cool shirts"  It was hysterical as Boney and the BF were wearing bad plaid shirts...not the new kewl plaid...the bad plain.

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2009 08:47 PM (p302b)

334 That's okay, Ben.  Nobody's going to hold it against you.  Much.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 08:47 PM (9Wv2j)

335 #331  You mean John Muhamed in Virginia?  I don't know what's happened with Mumia.  Is his case still on appeal?

Posted by: chris999 at November 10, 2009 08:47 PM (B/WwP)

336 blockquote fail

Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 08:48 PM (PD1tk)

337
omg, remember when Tookie was executed and all those crazy fuckers said crazy shit in front of the cameras?

oh how they were soooo upset and how they were gonna make people pay for such a gross miscarriage of justice. And Arnold pretty much told them to fuck off. Damn, Arnold was good that day.

yeah, that was a good night for justice and our civilization.


Posted by: tweet tells it like it is at November 10, 2009 08:49 PM (bcRFr)

338

Posted by: CNN,ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC at November 10, 2009 08:44 PM (nxUYP)

click my handle & then tell me that, a reporter actually called out Pelosi on it

Posted by: YRM at November 10, 2009 08:49 PM (xNw7B)

339 John Muhamed in Virginia?

Death to Smoochy in 11 minutes.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:49 PM (nxUYP)

340 Is his case still on appeal?

No, they're slipping him the needle in about 10 minutes.  His lawyer says he's not afraid and he's going to die with dignity.  Plus, he's innocent.  Uh huh.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 08:50 PM (9Wv2j)

341
chris, thanks

yeah, I mean John Mohammed, not Mumia

Posted by: tweet tells it like it is at November 10, 2009 08:50 PM (bcRFr)

342 Obama promised me Kosher Bacon!!  sigh    How many broken campaign promises does this make? Is anybody still counting?

Posted by: hutchbergstienowicz1200 at November 10, 2009 08:51 PM (FQe9U)

343 I think the pop culture quiz thing on O'Reilly w/ everyone joking & having fun is kinda wrong w/ Ft. Hood as one subject, should have kept that out...

Posted by: YRM at November 10, 2009 08:51 PM (xNw7B)

344 330 Uncle-

I'll lay ten that when he went to Five Guys with Brian Williams he induced vomiting immediately afterward.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 10, 2009 08:45 PM (MFbfZ)


Was there bacon even on the property?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 08:52 PM (erIg9)

345 It's time to ship off Sullivan, to the Al Brittanya province of Eurabia, if he can't tell this was proselitizing the Islamist faith, a violation of the terms of the program he was in; well he deserves his fate

Posted by: ian cormac at November 10, 2009 08:53 PM (GkYyh)

346 damn it O'Reilly I am a straight man damn it!

Posted by: President Buchanan at November 10, 2009 08:53 PM (xNw7B)

347 Posted by: YRM at November 10, 2009 08:51 PM (xNw7B)

Hey, at least I got the James Buchanan thing right.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:53 PM (nxUYP)

348 test

Posted by: toby928

at November 10, 2009 08:53 PM (PD1tk)

349 London

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:54 PM (nxUYP)

350

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Counter - Strike CD key: http://www.cdkeyexpress.com
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Burberry scarf: http://www.scarves-store.com
silk scarf: http://www.scarves-store.com

Posted by: jason at November 10, 2009 08:55 PM (i1eiU)

351 when you fuckers bringing me back?

Posted by: Palin Steele (Banned Racist) at November 10, 2009 08:56 PM (xNw7B)

352
Let me try.


BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!

Posted by: He-Man at November 10, 2009 08:56 PM (bcRFr)

353 Let's come up with a new defination of S..O..A?

Posted by: Dagny at November 10, 2009 08:57 PM (/PUJA)

354 Soooo, Jason: What do you think of Jack Buck's asshole son? Me, I think he's a douchebag.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:58 PM (nxUYP)

355
Move aside, I'll fix this fickin' thing.

Thunder!

Thunder!

THUNDER!

Hooooo-oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Lion-O at November 10, 2009 08:58 PM (bcRFr)

356 Johnny Cash: "25 minutes to go"...this is a shout out to my brother John Allen Mohammad...sorry the song is 4 minutes to long and you won't hear the end, but you catch the ending anyway!.....With Big love from Barry! Too bad I lost my other homey this week in that state, coulda hepped ya out there.

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 10, 2009 08:59 PM (FQe9U)

357 I'm in your busted blog, haxxoring your keys

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 08:59 PM (erIg9)

358 Death To Smoochy. Film at eleven.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 09:00 PM (nxUYP)

359 Let's come up with a new defination of S..O..A?

Sucker of Ass?

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 09:00 PM (9Wv2j)

360 You know congressman boney's office msut watch O'Really as O'Really was quick to do the disclaimer on the Bf running the prostitution ring and not Boney.  But if boney is this clueless about the guys he picks for a partner then is he this clueless in his duties to his constituents?

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2009 09:01 PM (p302b)

361
Sullivan Ogles Anus

Posted by: Tweet O'Rly? at November 10, 2009 09:03 PM (bcRFr)

362 Boney's not clueless. He was in an ad where he called himself "hot bottom". For the ghey challenged, that means he is primarily a catcher. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 09:03 PM (nxUYP)

363 did you see they got rid of Christian license plates? party time!

Posted by: Allah's Sockpuppet at November 10, 2009 09:04 PM (xNw7B)

364 Drat. I was so into NCIS that I missed a Sarah Palin joke. Heard it was a cheap-shot, but don't know that for sure yet.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 10, 2009 09:04 PM (ppFId)

365 Big Government has it on tape that California's investigation of ACORN has a pre-determined outcome.  Should be interesting to see that play out!

Posted by: Popcorn at November 10, 2009 09:04 PM (OOehk)

366

hey if Ace comes back lets blame this on someone else, deal?

 

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 09:04 PM (bftbi)

367 #355  Lion-O, ever use your "sight beyond sight" for illicit viewings?

SOA?  Sucking Obama's Ass.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 10, 2009 09:04 PM (otlXg)

368 Blog Breaker!

Posted by: kefka at November 10, 2009 09:05 PM (n1uMU)

369 366

hey if Ace comes back lets blame this on someone else, deal?

 

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 09:04 PM (bftbi)


I take paypal

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 09:05 PM (erIg9)

370

Na na na, na na na, hey hey, goodbye!   And so we say, "smell you later," to John Muhammad. 

 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2009 09:06 PM (DPM1U)

371 364 Drat. I was so into NCIS that I missed a Sarah Palin joke. Heard it was a cheap-shot, but don't know that for sure yet.

NCIS sucks and you suck for liking it.

/Only half-serious.  Figure out which half, .

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 10, 2009 09:06 PM (otlXg)

372 Seriously We Need 2 New Threads Right Now:

1. Open Thread On The Execution

2. Thread On The Video That My Handle Links Too

Posted by: YRM at November 10, 2009 09:07 PM (xNw7B)

373
there was one time when Cheetara was in the shower...

Posted by: Lion-O at November 10, 2009 09:08 PM (bcRFr)

374 Drat. I was so into NCIS that I missed a Sarah Palin joke. Heard it was a cheap-shot, but don't know that for sure yet.

we couldn't resist!

Posted by: Hollywood Writers at November 10, 2009 09:08 PM (xNw7B)

375 From the AP story:

A sister of one of Muhammad's ex-wives says Muhammad returned from the first Gulf War a changed man. Sheron (shuh-RON) Norman says the nation should do a better job of caring for its veterans.

So, you see, it's really all of our fault.  /spits

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 09:09 PM (9Wv2j)

376 371 364
NCIS sucks and you suck for liking it.
/Only half-serious.  Figure out which half, .

I call foul!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 10, 2009 09:10 PM (ppFId)

377 damn, where is everyone?

Posted by: YRM at November 10, 2009 09:11 PM (xNw7B)

378 Do we really exist, or are we all part of Ben's meta-comment?

Posted by: kefka at November 10, 2009 09:12 PM (n1uMU)

379

NPR...In the fall of 2002 people began to die and nobody knew why....

http://tinyurl.com/yzz9fxn

Listen and puke

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 10, 2009 09:13 PM (FQe9U)

380 YRM: she doesn't dodge the question, in fact the bitch answers it with "it's very fair" to send americans to jail if they don't buy government health care.


she is fucking evil.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 09:13 PM (erIg9)

381
Hiding from me.

Posted by: Fruity Fruit Bat at November 10, 2009 09:13 PM (bcRFr)

382 I'd rather be a convicted felon than a tax paying citizen if Pelosi/Obama/Reid ram through their complete agenda anyway.

Posted by: kefka at November 10, 2009 09:15 PM (n1uMU)

383

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 10, 2009 09:13 PM (FQe9U)

puke

Posted by: YRM at November 10, 2009 09:16 PM (xNw7B)

384 I do not want to say somebody is sleeping on the job here at AOS, but somebody is sleeping on the job. "DEY TUK OWR JUB!"

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 09:16 PM (nxUYP)

385 DiT just put up the moron picks results.  And, cryptically, thanks Ben for doing "the dirty work."  Hmmmmmm

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 09:18 PM (9Wv2j)

386 @127  I can only speak about the Air Force, but officers wanting to resign is  going to be governed by if they have commitments, such as if the Air Force paid for education, you were promoted, or sent to specialized schools.  In this case, a shrink who got his education paid for by the military is going to owe some serious time or have to pay serious cash back.  Even if you don't owe commitments, you have to apply for separation months out.  Hopefully when they send him to Leavenworth (all officers, regardless of service or length of incarceration are sent to Leavenworth; enslisted depends on length of incarceration) they put him in the general population so that he gets a chance to worship on his knees before every infidel in the joint with both mouth and rectum.

Posted by: GrimJack at November 10, 2009 09:19 PM (d0sH2)

387

Before we start throwing around the blame of who broke who's comment section, I would like to point out the fact inconvenient fact that there were no Israelis around when the thread broke. Is it possible they were warned ahead of time? Did they maybe frame someone for it? These are serious questions that need serious answers before any rash decisions or blame is laid.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 09:19 PM (bftbi)

388 John Allen Mohammed is dead.  Tomorrow Andy can talk about how his actions were a tragic cry for help. 

Posted by: California Red at November 10, 2009 09:20 PM (tW88P)

389 John Allen Muhammad executed at 9:11 pm. CNN has his attorney on offering sympathy to his family.

Posted by: Retread at November 10, 2009 09:20 PM (lTkmn)

390 Posted by: GrimJack at November 10, 2009 09:19 PM (d0sH2)

Being an Air Force vet, I thought that once you complete 4-6 years of active duty, then you can resign your commission if your college was paid for.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 09:21 PM (nxUYP)

391 Yawn...

I hope y'all are saving up ammo...

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at November 10, 2009 09:21 PM (IsCuS)

392 during the election there was a list on here for the republicans highlighting what erros people saw on the other side and also giving little tips.  (if it wasn't here, it was somewhere and then my apologies) 

Anyways, since there is so much stuff happening at once, is it possible to run a thread with topics of concern and those who know a lot about a particular topic can report on it?  I think seeing the breath of what is going on might make a lot of people sit up and take notice.  Thought of this when fox reported how behind the prez is in filling vacancies in the administration.  The thought occurs to me that no one wants these jobs.

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2009 09:22 PM (p302b)

393 Posted by: Retread at November 10, 2009 09:20 PM (lTkmn)

Bye John, hurry up, we're having a hell of a time here in hell. Beer and bitches everywhere. Keep your fuckin hands of Marilyn, she's mine. JFK went ghey when he got here.

Posted by: Tim McVeigh at November 10, 2009 09:23 PM (nxUYP)

394 Ben breaking the blog was a thoughtful, insightful "cry for help".

Posted by: sandy burger at November 10, 2009 09:24 PM (MT+0i)

395
He's dead?

Damn, that just cost me a nut.

Posted by: Tweet O'Rly? at November 10, 2009 09:24 PM (bcRFr)

396 I bet Ace is watching "V" and forgot all about us.  It's probably a cry for help.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 09:24 PM (9Wv2j)

397 John Muhammed DEAD. Dead DEAD.

Go git yer virgins, scum.

Posted by: Derak at November 10, 2009 09:26 PM (pwF9X)

398 396 I bet Ace is watching "V" and forgot all about us.  It's probably a cry for help.

You think Ace is watching  "V"?  Lol... well, it does have Elizabeth Mitchell in it, but that might not be enough to meet Ace's "standards".

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 10, 2009 09:28 PM (otlXg)

399

DEAD

http://tinyurl.com/y965g87  Fox says dead

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 10, 2009 09:28 PM (FQe9U)

400 Dead at 9:11. Musta been da jooos.

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 10, 2009 09:28 PM (FQe9U)

401 Damn, it's dark in here.  Brown out from Musta's juicing?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 10, 2009 09:30 PM (ucq49)

402 how about this

Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 09:30 PM (PD1tk)

403 .

Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 09:33 PM (PD1tk)

404 Are the pixels un-Ben-ded?

Posted by: somejoe at November 10, 2009 09:33 PM (SSWdi)

405 Hmmm....

Posted by: somejoe at November 10, 2009 09:34 PM (SSWdi)

406
you made it worse!

Posted by: Tweet O'Rly? at November 10, 2009 09:34 PM (bcRFr)

407 Now its even worse.  I still blame Ben though.

Posted by: kefka at November 10, 2009 09:34 PM (n1uMU)

408 I am feeling terribly white....

Posted by: somejoe at November 10, 2009 09:34 PM (SSWdi)

409 Toby, you're having some serious issues today, huh?

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 09:34 PM (9Wv2j)

410

Samuel Adams,

For officers, resigning and separating are two separate things.  Resigning is usually a complicated endeavor and usually done in lieu of courtmartial.  Resigning means you are stricken from the rolls.  If you are mad and want out, there are other options, depending on your situation, but they all involve separation.  Difference between separation and resigning is that if you resign, your commission is stricken and you will never be called up in a national emergency and I believe you forfeit all VA benefits.  If you separate, for officers, you go into the inactive reserve where you remain until 60 something.  Theoretically, you could be called up in a national emergency.  Separation is usually planned out by individuals.  In the case you mentioned, about initial hitch, that is true if they don't incur additional time, and usually they start planning a year out. 

Posted by: GrimJack at November 10, 2009 09:35 PM (d0sH2)

411 I'm going to slink away

Posted by: toby928: at November 10, 2009 09:36 PM (PD1tk)

412 What in the name of Hades is going on?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 10, 2009 09:36 PM (otlXg)

413
I think the best thing to do is...


RUN!

Posted by: Tweet O'Rly? at November 10, 2009 09:37 PM (bcRFr)

414

Well Shit.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 09:38 PM (bftbi)

415 I'm frightened! I think I urinated myself.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 09:40 PM (nxUYP)

416 post

Posted by: somejoe at November 10, 2009 09:43 PM (SSWdi)

417 wow this keeps getting worse and worse for me. next the servers will catch fire and burn off aces mustache( i don't know if he has one but i picture him with  one)

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 09:44 PM (bftbi)

418 Ha Ha Ha.  Doody!

Posted by: somejoe at November 10, 2009 09:45 PM (SSWdi)

419 Jesus Mary what a piece of trash.  Not an Islamic fanatic?  Are you fucking blind?

These shitpieces all know the truth.  They just need to sustain the lie for 3 more years and that is all they care about.

Posted by: yambles at November 10, 2009 09:45 PM (rxaXW)

420

Well this is fine how do you do.  Muhammad was obviously crying out for help.

He got it. Hopefully Hasan the same kind of help, only a lot sooner.

Posted by: kansas at November 10, 2009 09:46 PM (ynT/h)

421 Ben, you've never seen this picture of the Ewok-in-Chief?  He's so adorable!

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 09:48 PM (9Wv2j)

422 Jeebus - Ace left the blog keys in the ignition, again? 

Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2009 09:50 PM (YX6i/)

423 This is why we don't have nice threads.

Posted by: kefka at November 10, 2009 09:52 PM (n1uMU)

424 412 What in the name of Hades is going on?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 10, 2009 09:36 PM (otlXg)


SUMMON THE METEORS

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon, Meteors, and Outrage at November 10, 2009 09:57 PM (erIg9)

425

Ben, you've never seen this picture of the Ewok-in-Chief?  He's so adorable!

i always pictured him 7 feet tall, shooting fire balls from his ass, smoking a corn cob pipe, and having a fumanchu mustache.

this is close enough.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 09:58 PM (bftbi)

426 Being an Air Force vet, I thought that once you complete 4-6 years of active duty, then you can resign your commission if your college was paid for.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 09:21 PM (nxUYP)

Sam, many officers have long commitments now. In the Air Force, many pilots had 10 year commitments and couldn't resign or separate prior to that. I also think I read somewhere that their commitment had increased a few years ago to 12 years. Can't speak for the other services or different jobs.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 10, 2009 09:59 PM (EhlQq)

427 I feel lost without the comfort of my box.

Posted by: Y-not at November 10, 2009 10:03 PM (sey23)

428 Always thought I would wind up in the trailer trash part of the thread and lo , and behold., here I am

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 10:09 PM (V9SYy)

429 Gah! I need boundaries! Quit invading my space people!

Posted by: koopy at November 10, 2009 10:12 PM (GJfTu)

430 Hmm, things return to normal after i commented.

Posted by: koopy at November 10, 2009 10:12 PM (GJfTu)

431 good elves

Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 10:13 PM (PD1tk)

432 Hmm, things return to normal after i commented.

Things return to normal after *I* spent a half hour un-fucking the mess ;->

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 10, 2009 10:14 PM (XHkvf)

433 430

Purely coincidental, surely...

Posted by: somejoe at November 10, 2009 10:14 PM (SSWdi)

434 Things return to normal after *I* spent a half hour un-fucking the mess ;->

Thank you.

Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 10:15 PM (PD1tk)

435 432

So where did it all go wrong?  Is it really Ben's fault, and can we still blame him if it is not?

Posted by: somejoe at November 10, 2009 10:15 PM (SSWdi)

436 Things return to normal after *I* spent a half hour un-fucking the mess ;->

U da man, Purp!

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2009 10:18 PM (9Wv2j)

437 Completely offtopic but Chiller is showing Japanese chick vampire slayers.

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Posted by: toby928 at November 10, 2009 10:22 PM (PD1tk)

438 So where did it all go wrong?

I stepped out for a hour to the dollar store and left you morons alone with the peanut butter and marshmallow fluff and you decided it was a floor wax rather than a desert topping ;->

I think it was a dangling DIV or P tag somewhere.  I nuked two of Ben's comments and it seemed to cure it.  Commenting their bodies out didn't seem to work when I tested that ploy, so withdrew and nuked them from orbit, just to be sure.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 10, 2009 10:25 PM (XHkvf)

439

I know Allah disapproves, but what the heck:

John Mohammed: Hey look Tim McVeigh and Mohammed Atta are here. Cool. Hey wait a second, it is kinda hot here, what is that red hot poker for, AHHHHHHH…

 

And I would like to tell Nidal Hasan the news. 

Posted by: Joe at November 10, 2009 10:35 PM (0Gde6)

440 Watching Greta....sheesh it has occurred to me that demanding a bll by christmas means that the pres is trying to ruin Christmas in this country.  sure, he thinks people will be paying attention to the holiday and not the bill, that's not true, people will pay attention to the bill even more.  You know who will be hurt by this?  the retailers.

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2009 10:40 PM (p302b)

441 Grahamnesty thinks there will be no senate bill passed.  Others like Krauthammer think something will get through the senate and ultimately be passed.  Who is right?

Posted by: chris999 at November 10, 2009 10:43 PM (B/WwP)

442 Any chance this piece of dog excrement can be deported to, say, Iran?

I hear they simply adore guys like Andy over there...

Posted by: SuperCool at November 10, 2009 10:43 PM (chNlj)

443

Someone noted earlier that the media wasn't paying much attention to the DC Sniper execution - not nearly as much as they pay when some scumbag gets executed in Texas.  Easy enough to figure out why.

The Texas serial killers killed Texans.   The DC sniper was shooting people in DC and suburban Maryland.  You know, places where important people live - WaPo columnists and politicians and bureaucrats.  And Andy Sullivan.

They can't publicly cheer an execution, because that's what rednecks do.  But I doubt the DC sniper is getting any sympathy from them.  Those bullets struck a bit too close for the elites' comfort.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 10, 2009 10:46 PM (F89Py)

444 Posted by: curious at November 10, 2009 10:40 PM (p302b)

Can't wait for his constituents to vote him out.  Charles is right.  They will pass something after all billy was on the hill today encouraging them.  And then nanny and lurch will make it the leftist piece of legislation ever.

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2009 10:47 PM (p302b)

445 Japanese chick vampire slayers.

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Posted by: butch at November 10, 2009 10:48 PM (myCYQ)

446
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Best Liberal Blog: LGF

Being a "smart milbog", I'm surprised no one has nominated AoSHQ for best Military/Gun Blog,

Posted by: Accountability at November 10, 2009 10:58 PM (4iIhs)

447 The coward feared being a fobbit. Fobbit! No wonder the media and politicians  identify with him.


Posted by: ManDeE* at November 10, 2009 11:09 PM (XVUy6)

448 Pardon the cliche', but can you imagine the howls from Liberals if this had happened on Bush' watch?  They would be apoplectic with glee.

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 10, 2009 11:27 PM (UaSIe)

449

Hasan may be a terrorist because of his associations, but his act wasn't terrorism-troops deploying is a legitimate target in war.

it was TREASON. Treason of the worst sort- he was an officer shooting the very troops he was supposed to lead and protect.

I personally put treason on the same level of disgust as terrorism, but this dirtbag took it to a whole new level.

There is no plane of hell low enough for his soul.

I hope he has a painful but full recovery so we can shoot the fucker to death, and I pray the kill shot is a little off so he suffers.

 

Posted by: Gerry Owen at November 10, 2009 11:47 PM (jy9MO)

450 You said "pot-smoking" as if it was a ?

Posted by: Woddy H. at November 11, 2009 01:58 AM (mKpVf)

451 It appears that Sullivan has managed to milk out Hasan's motives with his power-glutes^H^H^H^H^H^Hpoints, however from my perspective it looks like a load.

I suspect Sullivan got the drug charges dropped by convincing the US Attorney that he was not CHEM. Friendly.

Sullivan has called himself a conservative.  I doubt that Buckley defined conservatism as riding bareback astride history and yelling "Stop!"


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Posted by: JAM2 at November 11, 2009 08:09 AM (8iTbj)

455

I'll do anything to protect Obama.

En. Eee. Thing.

Posted by: Andrew S. at November 11, 2009 08:36 AM (Qi5EW)

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Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2009 08:37 AM (GwPRU)

457

Maybe our enlightened Congress can pass a bill that any Muslim may join the military as a means of getting a free education, with no obligation to serve in any way.

Really, how can anyone justify this? When you join, you know you are committing to serve. If it is against your beliefs, then you don't join up. Is this hard to understand? This is so crazy it is incomprehensible.

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Posted by: cheshirecat at November 11, 2009 11:50 AM (S4iZ5)

461 20 I don't get why sullivan is so eager to suck Obama's dong, O is still against gay marriage and so are most african americans christianists.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at November 10, 2009 05:02 PM (MbyMv)

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