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CNN Struggles More But the Damned Facts Keep Coming Out UPDATED

I'm beginning to wonder about their sanity. Will they crack up in their defense of the indefensible narrative?

The damned pesky quote is at the beginning of the interview, Pvt. Foster says "when the assailant stood up, screamed, and yelled "Allah Akbar in Arabic and he opened fire."

Second row. Wounded. Eye witness with a bullet in his hip.

A bit later in the CNN interview:

ROBERTS: So you were acting like a soldier. You were acting heroically. We should point out that you're with the 20th Engineer Battalion and despite your best efforts and I guess the efforts of your comrades, as well, four members of the battalion were killed, 10 others were injured. And you were shot in the hip and you didn't realize it at the time?

Foster: I had realized it at first, but with that much adrenaline, you tend to forget things.

He's answering a question about being wounded, and ignoring it to help his comrades.

The CNN report this evening: (link in the Mudville post)

"I was sitting in about the second row back when the assailant stood up and yelled 'Allah Akbar' in Arabic and he opened fire," Foster, 21, said Monday on CNN's "American Morning."

Foster said he wasn't sure "Allahu Akbar" was exactly what Hasan said, noting that "with that much adrenaline, you tend to forget things."

This is a head fake, they're banking on the answer "I believe so sir" when he was asked again "we had heard reports of that, but nothing confirmed, but you were there, that's what you heard?" Of course later they completely rewrote the context. And they hope the the Army investigators put the lid down on more eyewitness accounts of what they saw and heard.

It's gonna be a bad week for that chicken.

via sarahk47, twitter.


UPDATE: It's been scrubbed, see additional info at Mudville.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 11:11 PM



Comments

1 Soon CNN will report he yelled "Mission Accomplished!"

Posted by: eman at November 09, 2009 11:14 PM (jJ2r1)

2 Denial ain't only a river.

Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2009 11:15 PM (OKZrE)

3 Soon CNN will report he yelled "Mission Accomplished!"

Or "Onward Christian Soliders!"

Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2009 11:15 PM (OKZrE)

4 Layers and layers of narrative-shaping.

What a bunch of assholes.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 09, 2009 11:16 PM (C51o4)

5 The most trusted name in quote manipulation.

Posted by: CNN at November 09, 2009 11:17 PM (C51o4)

6 #1...I was going to post something, but after reading that, what's the point. 

I humbly bow to your brilliance (imagine B to the O and Saudi King for a visual). 

Posted by: The Hammer at November 09, 2009 11:17 PM (YBTwf)

7 Fact:
ROBERTS: ...And you were shot in the hip and you didn't realize it at the time?
[Army Pvt. Joseph] Foster: I had realized it at first, but with that much adrenaline, you tend to forget things.

Opposite of fact:
CNN: Foster said he wasn't sure "Allahu Akbar" was exactly what Hasan said, noting that "with that much adrenaline, you tend to forget things."

Posted by: George Orwell at November 09, 2009 11:17 PM (AZGON)

8 That isn't distortion, it's outright lying.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 09, 2009 11:17 PM (AZGON)

9 They are going to great lengths to not acknowledge the obvious.

Posted by: rawmuse at November 09, 2009 11:19 PM (GHATK)

10 Wouldn't surprise me if Al Kida got Porkulus $.

Posted by: eman at November 09, 2009 11:20 PM (jJ2r1)

11 By the time this story is done, Nasan will be portrayed as a right wing Christian nutjob who killed all those people because God told him.

If the lamestream media spins any faster, their arms and legs will fly off in all directions - which is what I am hoping for.

Posted by: ghost707 at November 09, 2009 11:22 PM (Rcz9p)

12

I think CNN could save lots of money by firring all of their "reporters" and just move to a Bill Lumberg style (the boss from "Office Space") sound board.

http://tinyurl.com/2fn5s

Ahhh... yeah.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 09, 2009 11:22 PM (H7Rlw)

13 On the plus side, CNN is becoming slightly more competitive against Al Jazeera in the emerging media markets.  On the negative side, they're infidels mainly living in large urban areas.


Posted by: Basic, b v at November 09, 2009 11:22 PM (SL3qo)

14 A murderous terrorist attack on US soil while President Princess is polishing his manboobs.

Thanks, 52%!

Posted by: eman at November 09, 2009 11:23 PM (jJ2r1)

15 Wolf Blitzer is still trying to find Texas on a map.

Somebody should have mercy and tell him he is looking at a Monopoly board.

Posted by: eman at November 09, 2009 11:26 PM (jJ2r1)

16 News stories like this are why American Idol needs to run all year round.

Could this Hasbro guy even sing?  Could he dance?  If not, why are they even reporting this crap?

Posted by: 52% at November 09, 2009 11:26 PM (SL3qo)

17 Someone commented earlier that the media would be frantically hoping for a white male to kill somebody so they can get this off the front page.
Well, their wish has been granted.  On the Fox News website (what the hell is happening to them?!) right now--front page, picture story:

"Defiant and unapologetic, Scott Roeder, who is accused of killing a Kansas abortion doctor, confesses to the murder in a telephone interview from jail."

Etc.
Good work, media!

Posted by: Flubber at November 09, 2009 11:27 PM (VL5if)

18 From Hotair: Gallup: Number who’d tell their rep to vote for ObamaCare down 11 points since last month

Thirty-eight percent now say they would advise their member of Congress to vote against a new healthcare bill this year, while 29% would advise their member to vote for it, and about a third have no opinion. When those with no opinion are asked which way they lean, the verdict becomes 48% “against,” and 43% “for.” Both of these results are more negative than those from early October.

Chickens hardest hit.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 09, 2009 11:28 PM (T0NGe)

19 A murderous terrorist attack on US soil while President Princess is polishing his manboobs.

I was actually working on my Berlin Wall speech, figuring out the best way to make it all about moi, you insenstive jerk.

Posted by: President Tonedeaf at November 09, 2009 11:28 PM (C51o4)

20 We'll get right on this.

Posted by: CNN Fact Check at November 09, 2009 11:29 PM (5I0Yr)

21 maybe it's just me, but I get the feeling the MSM is really trying to run cover for this guy.

Posted by: eddiebear at November 09, 2009 11:30 PM (rUmZc)

22 It is not a crime to try to contact Al Qaeda.

Posted by: Osama Bin Laden at November 09, 2009 11:31 PM (5I0Yr)

23 Remember when the left mocked the right incessantly for pointing out that they were siding with terrorists? Yeah, me too.

Posted by: libbyt at November 09, 2009 11:32 PM (5I0Yr)

24 Al Kida might as well open a booth in every mall in America.

Posted by: eman at November 09, 2009 11:38 PM (jJ2r1)

25 What the hell, in six months al-Qaeda will probably be running Cinnabon franchises at major airports, using stimulus money.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 09, 2009 11:46 PM (AZGON)

26 And I believe it's time for CNN to lose some more market share against Fox "Obama hates us, film at 11" News Network. The more the leftards in the SCM believe they can shape the news in plain sight, the more people will ditch them and turn to someone else for coverage. 

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2009 11:46 PM (lYKj1)

27 Al Kida might as well open a booth in every mall in America.

Space is cheap in malls these days.  Mall owners are desperate.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 09, 2009 11:47 PM (9OFZV)

28 I'll take "Crapweasle treasonous supposed news organizations" for $500 Alex.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 09, 2009 11:48 PM (9OFZV)

29
the apologist media is wasting its time trying to cover for the jihadi.
they look ridiculous with their tedious nitpicking and absurd explanations.
Americans aren't going to take their word for what happened. they won't over think what the facts show.
it is simple. a fcking muslim terrorist slaughtered 13 soldiers and wounded 30 others in a koran inspired shooting spree.
leftist p.c. thinking, like what they are engaging in now, caused this massacre. they are disgusting sobs.


Posted by: nyc redneck at November 09, 2009 11:52 PM (xZw+6)

30 Levi's gonna have to think long and hard about making that USO tour.  Long and hard. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2009 11:56 PM (DPM1U)

31

Soon CNN will report he yelled "Mission Accomplished!"

You owe me a new keyboard!

Posted by: x11b1p at November 09, 2009 11:57 PM (K3MWP)

32 So Private Foster, when you say he yelled in Arabic, "Allah Akbar," or words to such effect, do you actually speak Arabic?  I move for a dismissal.   

Posted by: Asshole Lawyer for Nidal on cross-examination at November 09, 2009 11:58 PM (DPM1U)

33 It's gonna be a bad week for that chicken.

One word people, one word...LUBE

Posted by: That Chicken at November 09, 2009 11:58 PM (FCWQb)

34 Sounds correct to me.

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 10, 2009 12:02 AM (sGaoh)

35

Weird, When you (I) think it cant get any worse, IT DOES.

Whats next?  Obummers healing hands on Health Care.

Obummers / Gores get rich

Telling/ ruling/ screwing/ the regular go to work folks, YOUR WRONG.

I'm nearly ready to go underground.

Whats it gonna take, ?

Posted by: Priests of the Temples of Syrinx at November 10, 2009 12:03 AM (S/OUp)

36 Of course later they completely rewrote the context. And they hope the the Army investigators put the lid down on more eyewitness accounts of what they saw and heard.

No doubt they will, diversity is our strength after all and the more jihadi's in the ranks the stronger we will be.

Posted by: rockhead at November 10, 2009 12:04 AM (RykTt)

37 They're still ignoring the ACORN scandals, and they'll do no better here.  TRAITORS!

Posted by: Blinders Full Closed at November 10, 2009 12:04 AM (UaSIe)

38 how do you contact AQ unless someone affiliated with AQ gives you the number. So here we have a guy who is able to do in a couple days what we have spent billions on trying to do since 9-11. uh anyone in the CIA think about using him as a spy for us, or was it that the Holder told Penetta, he's too far gone to flip, we'll just deploy him you know so he can be even closer to AQ. Now imagine if someone at CNN even dared to ask that question?

Posted by: x11b1p at November 10, 2009 12:04 AM (K3MWP)

39

@35, I am waiting for Obama's Panteene moment!  "Don't hate me because I am beautiful". However, he probably has to grow corn rows to say it.

Posted by: x11b1p at November 10, 2009 12:07 AM (K3MWP)

40 Yeah, Ive never seen Al-Queda listed in the phone book, so exactly how do you go about phoning them, unless you have a multitude of contacts? In the words of Mark Steyn, "Its like lighting our hair on fire and putting it out with hammers." I vote we do that service for all of the MSM.

Posted by: di butler at November 10, 2009 12:11 AM (S3xX1)

41 They desperately need this to be PTSD, not Islamo-murder. In other words, to be about crime, not the First Terror Attack since 9/11.

Despite bashing Bush for spying on Americans, Obama was spying on Hasan. But did NOTHING.

Despite bashing military tribunals, they're going to try him in one.

Unless Holder thinks he do better damage control in the civilian courts.

Then Hasan's lawyers would be torn between protecting Hasan and protecting Obama--not really!

That's why the incessant PTSD-drumbeat. It protects Obama--not just Hasan. It makes it a criminal case against a guy who just lost it versus a terrorism case where the administration totally blew it and got our servicemen killed and wounded.


Posted by: Noel at November 10, 2009 12:15 AM (Hh13R)

42

CNN just mixed up their US & International editions.

/

Posted by: MDr at November 10, 2009 12:16 AM (ucq49)

43 @40 I read today that Nadal visited the same titty club that some of the 9-11 hijackers did, i guess there is a "for a good time call Ali at ...." mesasage on the stall in the latrine that the CIA keeps missing.

Posted by: x11b1p at November 10, 2009 12:18 AM (K3MWP)

44 I heard he yelled "Howard Stern".

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at November 10, 2009 12:25 AM (muUqs)

45

i dont see this country coming together if another attack on the scale of 9-11 takes place here, I think the opposite will happen, especially when Obama tries to step up to the podium, gives a shout out to CAIR, promises the Muslims of the World that we will not use the Cowboy ways of GW and get the facts first because this is probably our fault to begin with and then promise us that he will keep us safe by some type of curfew, no web traffic or whatever other stupid ass scheme his staff comes up with.  thats about the time when the collective sound of millions of americans locking and loading their firearms and heading to dc will be heard around the world.

Posted by: x11b1p at November 10, 2009 12:27 AM (K3MWP)

46 I was in the Army from 97-05. After years of the media beating up on me and my brothers and sisters it came time to make the decision on whether or not to re-enlist. As I thought about it, I asked myself two questions.

1) Would I be willing to put my life on the line and go into a building with unknown number of hostiles to save a hostage(s)?

Answer: Yes

2) Would I be willing to put my life on the line and go into a building with unknown number of hostiles to save a reporter(at the time it was limited to NYT)?

Answer: ...

Had to think about it, which meant that I had no business being in the Army anymore. Good job you media FUCKSTICKS, I know I'm not the only one who went through that thought process.

After reading this post, I know I made the right decision, cause now, I'd save the hostage, kill the reporter. FUCK YOU CNN, FUCK ALL YOU BASTARDS COVERING UP FOR THIS MUSLIM DOG.

Also Cocks

Posted by: The guy who says Also Cocks at November 10, 2009 12:35 AM (QBQcg)

47 45. comment here when it comes. And it sure looks like its coming.

Posted by: Priests of the Temples of Syrinx at November 10, 2009 12:36 AM (S/OUp)

48 NYT pulled another slick one today.  In an article bemoaning how tough military mooselimbs are going to have, they conflated them with Arab Americans, so they could mention a Medal of Honor winner.  Yep, the winner was Arab American alright, but Catholic.  Nice try NYT.

Posted by: MDr at November 10, 2009 12:44 AM (ucq49)

49 @46. Big fucking hooah!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 10, 2009 12:48 AM (yiNoG)

50 Suprisingly, Nightline pretty much called him a terrorist.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 10, 2009 12:50 AM (DIYmd)

51 GEN. CONE: I think General Casey, as you've heard him talk, has taken this on directly. And we are going to take a very hard look at ourselves and look at anything that might have been done to have prevented this.

And I think what's really important is that Hasan was a soldier. And we have other soldiers that, you know, that might have some of the same stress and indicators that he has. And we have to look across our entire formation, not just in a medical community but look hard to our right and left. And that's the responsibility for everybody from the top to the bottom to make sure we're taking care of our own.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: (INAUDIBLE)

CONE: Well, there will be a series -- I think an investigation is what the chief staff of the Army -- I'm not exactly sure what form that will take. But I think it's going to be, certainly, a longitudinal look, a big look. Whereas, at Fort Hood here, what I'm directing commanders to do is immediately take a hard look and make sure, if there's anybody out there struggling, that we're going to address their issues. ...........................

No wonder everybody's hooked on this PTSD excuse.

It works for Obama by making this a crime and not a terror attack.
It works for Hasan by giving him an insanity defense.
It works for the Army so they don't have to look at how their diversity cringe gave Hasan a pass.
It works for the Media because it protects Obama and let's them keep saying "Coulda' happened to anybody--he might as well have been Amish."

This is the Holy Grail of Official Narratives(tm). It slices, it dices. It's a breakfast cereal, it's a floor polish! It does it all, baby!



Posted by: Noel at November 10, 2009 01:15 AM (Hh13R)

52 ps; oh yeah; PTSD also works for the agency that was reading his e-mails sent to binladen.cave.

You can't expect them to take seriously the writings of a madman, can you?

Posted by: Noel at November 10, 2009 01:21 AM (Hh13R)

53

We'll all got PTSD from this story, and the threads.

...should it come with purplish canker sores on my popo?

Posted by: Contagion at November 10, 2009 01:34 AM (UaSIe)

54 I'm beginning to wonder about their sanity. Will they crack up in their defense of the indefensible narrative?

Cognitive dissonance is where the left lives.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at November 10, 2009 02:05 AM (A46hP)

55 The crapweasels have "fixed" the article. The false context, yea the whole misquote, has been wiped down the memory hole.

Posted by: Jamfish at November 10, 2009 02:06 AM (EiWvg)

56 Stepping back from the scarlet letter thread, I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised that most legacy media have been hitting the terrorist/islamist angle pretty hard.  Maybe because it's so blatant, they are building up some "fairness" cred to forgive a few more Sudden Jihadi Syndrome outbreaks, maybe it's just obvious this time to the average joe.

Posted by: hobgoblin at November 10, 2009 02:20 AM (vEwzd)

57

I hate to point out the obvious, and I'm sure some other smart moron already has, but:

Are we to understand that the FBI became aware of the communications between Hasan and the imam because of domestic SPYING?

Posted by: FUBAR at November 10, 2009 02:42 AM (fstYb)

58 Well, that's what the FBI does FUBAR.  Because of his statements to other doctors, or likely his appointment to the Obama Administration's panel, the FBI probably found out about a little jihadism, and from there got a warrant to tap his email and phones.

There's nothing in the word unconstitutional about a judge-signed warrant to monitor criminals.  Creepy?  Sure.  Contrary to the principles of the Founding Fathers?  Maybe.  But not unconstitutional.

Posted by: hobgoblin at November 10, 2009 02:53 AM (vEwzd)

59 This is CNN.  Shilling for America's enemies since 1982.

Posted by: mcassill at November 10, 2009 03:10 AM (EZDYF)

60 Wait, you got this info from someone called sarahk47 on Twitter?

Sounds like some gun crazy right wing loon from some deep red state like Idaho, how can we believe the source??

Posted by: JFH at November 10, 2009 03:46 AM (DkCuG)

Posted by: reviewups at November 10, 2009 04:08 AM (UHjri)

62 No matter how much the DemSM ignores the big jihadist elephant in the room, Al Qaida knows this was a terror attack, and they now have their answer as to how King Barry, Homeland Security, the military, and the DemSM will respond to terror attacks

If the next attack takes the lives of newspeople, I won't shed a tear

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2009 04:13 AM (sYxEE)

63 There's nothing illegal about me getting a thrill up my leg whenever a jihadist kills some Americans

Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 10, 2009 04:15 AM (sYxEE)

64 My lawyers will blame it on Carrie Prejean's left index finger.

Posted by: Major Miscalculation at November 10, 2009 04:18 AM (G8Eo0)

65 For the life of me I can not understand why the media persists in this ridiculous meme of "religion had nothing to do with it".  Everyone on the country who has a temperature above ambient knows it was the ONLY factor here.

The media is only killing themselves trying to push this meme and also trying to push the transferred stress syndrome.

At some point stretching yourself into impossible knots for the sake of trying to give that jug eared idiot in the WH cover just become absurd.

CNN is literally becoming a whole network of Baghdad Bobs.

Hey CNN researchers who are reading this you are becoming a laughing stock.

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67 To me, terrorism doesn't quite cover what happened. Numbnuts attacked unarmed soldiers, under some circumstances, a war crime.

The word to describe this action is jihad.

Posted by: fluffy at November 10, 2009 07:31 AM (4Kl5M)

68 Now that this peckerhead is awake and talking, they need to stick him on a plane to Gitmo and "encourage" him to talk down there.

Posted by: Steve L. at November 10, 2009 07:46 AM (Gkhxf)

69 There MUST be, there WILL be NO terrorist attacks, or attacks by any of our historical enemies (now called friends)while obama is "on duty".

Posted by: J at November 10, 2009 07:46 AM (T3/qP)

70

The PTSD angle also works because it ties in with the media/liberal template of Bush having ignorantly stretched the military to the breaking point - and another justification for not sending additional troops to Afghanistan. 

Posted by: RM at November 10, 2009 07:55 AM (GkYyh)

71 CNN is functioning as Hasan's lawyer.

Posted by: Chas at November 10, 2009 07:56 AM (yjDfo)

72

Sorry I'm a day late here, but did anybody blame the ultra-orthodox Jooooos yet?

Was he afraid of the much feared Squirrells we're deploying as death squads? Seems just as plausible as the other bullshit that cNN puts out.

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 10, 2009 08:21 AM (zMxf7)

73

CNN is doing everything they can to separate Hasan from his religion, but if he had been a conservative Christian, they would be tying him to his religion with every sentence.

Posted by: Chas at November 10, 2009 08:22 AM (yjDfo)

74 @ 33 That Chicken - "One word people, one word...LUBE"

How about a little CRISCO, Chicken?
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Posted by: Wicked Witch of the Fry-0-lator at November 10, 2009 08:32 AM (zN9bC)

75 Who knew PTSD was contagious?  Is there a vaccine?  Can racist white people get it before Gitmo detainees?  Is CNN destroying the supplies?  So many questions.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 10, 2009 08:52 AM (7Gs5S)

76 55 The crapweasels have "fixed" the article. The false context, yea the whole misquote, has been wiped down the memory hole.

Posted by: Jamfish at November 10, 2009 02:06 AM (EiWvg)

This has become automatic with the Libtard media. They immediately publish/pronounce whatever it is that pushes their message, then quietly withdraw it once the damage is done. The lies and misrepresentations show up in the major news stories/headlines, etc. where the most people will see them. The retractions,  "disappearances" and corrections happen silently or in the dark. I've noticed when I talk to Libs (CNN/WaPo consumers) that they NEVER have any follow-up information on any of the major stories. The skeevy information thieves in the media simply rewrite the present instead of waiting to rewrite history. It's laughably obvious to anyone who is exposed to multiple sources of info., but leaves the dedicated CNN viewer -types perpetually mired in ignorance.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 10, 2009 09:16 AM (E1aPy)

77 CNN? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Accountability at November 10, 2009 09:22 AM (SPSOE)

78 Well, that's what the FBI does FUBAR.

Read for context, eh?  Afterall, the lefties haven't been screaming about domestic spying for years now, haven't they?

And now that the Feds have dicked up that spying, they own this attack.

Posted by: Ace's #1 Fan at November 10, 2009 09:25 AM (SHKl9)

79

I wondered about the quote from the radical imam that recently relocated to Yemen. He mentioned that Hasan was a guy "of conscience" and couldn't take it that the Army was at war with "his people".

I thought Hasan was born in Virginia.

The Army declared war on Virginia?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2009 09:25 AM (ZGhSv)

80 Once again, God help us if we report, say or discuss anything that puts Islam in a bad light. If only Christians had it this good. Of course, if that was the case, all of Bill Mahr's routine would be reduced to pot smoking jokes. And I think that has been done already.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 10:00 AM (V9SYy)

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2009 10:04 AM (p302b)

82 CNN has to report this story in this fashion to make sure their news bureaus in Mohammedan countries aren't closed.

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at November 10, 2009 10:10 AM (2Y+xz)

83 For God's sake Wolf, can't you give me a break for just a little while!?!!?

Posted by: The Chicken at November 10, 2009 10:23 AM (RD7QR)

84 The MSM is acting as if the whole story hinges on whether or not the TERRORIST yelled Allah Akbar.

WHO FUCKING CARES?!

Mulim?  check
Fanatic?  Check
Killed people?  Check 15 times check

Case closed.  He was an Islamic (SURPRISE!!) terrorists.

Why can't these media douche bags GET IT?

Posted by: MelodicMetal at November 10, 2009 10:24 AM (x4S2a)

85 Private Foster has just put himself in the media's crosshairs.  I sure hope he doesn't have any outstanding tax bills or anything. 

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 10, 2009 10:35 AM (eNxMU)

86 Re367 Fluffy
"The word to describe this action is jihad."

I think that you hit the nail on the head.  The FBI won't call this terrorism because, technically, no organization was involved.  Legally, this was murder.  Why he committed these murders isn't important to them unless he was part of a terrorist group.
The country needs to get its head around the fact that we're not fighting an organization so much as we're fighting an idea.

Posted by: RayJ at November 10, 2009 11:06 AM (//Bcg)

87 No Mas, please god No mas!!

Posted by: the chicken at November 10, 2009 11:11 AM (7t+Ws)

88 Fox doesn't report real news like CNN.

Posted by: Baghdad Bob Gibbs at November 10, 2009 11:16 AM (mka2b)

89 Good job, Private Foster. Keep the faith.

Posted by: SGT Dan at November 10, 2009 11:41 AM (GgXZc)

90

So who can ever trust the COMMUNISTS.NEWS.NETWORK run by BIG BAD WOLF BLITZER and owned by RED TED TURNER

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 10, 2009 11:48 AM (ObFiq)

91

I boggles the mind how these MSM freaks think.

If I jumped up on a table in front of 50 people at CNN, yelled  OBAMA SUCKS JESUS SAVES, do you think they'd hear what  I said before I shot 40 of them?

Or would they not notice?

Posted by: gus at November 10, 2009 11:56 AM (Vqruj)

92

"For God's sake Wolf, can't you give me a break for just a little while!?!!?"

You get your break when Susan Roesgen gets re-hired, and not a minute sooner!

Posted by: Blitzer? Damn near killed 'er! at November 10, 2009 01:21 PM (XiVKO)

93

"Private Foster has just put himself in the media's crosshairs.  I sure hope he doesn't have any outstanding tax bills or anything."

It doesn't matter.  We'll just make shit up if we have to...

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