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Oh good, the Cowboys are on national TV. Why, that hasn't happened in 2 or 3 weeks.

Of course, if they gack it up, especially in the last 5 minutes, it'll be worth it.

Meanwhile, I've got to start watching more women's college soccer.

Before you say, "I'd hit it", be prepared to be hit back.

Posted by: DrewM. at 08:01 PM



Comments

1 She'd hit me.

Posted by: Bubba, Budda's brother at November 08, 2009 08:03 PM (mkihu)

2 Woof!

Posted by: J. Peterman at November 08, 2009 08:06 PM (QOE7k)

3
Prediction:
Cowboys: 35
Eagles: 10

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 08:06 PM (EQ+8c)

4 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Concerned in OH at November 08, 2009 08:06 PM (tCE3y)

5 Those chicks in red are shits.

Posted by: eman at November 08, 2009 08:07 PM (jJ2r1)

6

That girl might be..Just. A. Bit. Off.

 

IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at November 08, 2009 08:07 PM (wgLRl)

7 The chick from NM should have been given the red card and ejected.

Posted by: lacey drinky too muchy saturday-y at November 08, 2009 08:09 PM (itVR3)

8 Bitch needs the pimp hand.

Posted by: Velvet Jones at November 08, 2009 08:10 PM (MMC8r)

9
Must be that time of the month for her.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 08, 2009 08:10 PM (fUNEl)

10
in b4 Charlie Gibson!

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 08:11 PM (EQ+8c)

11 I was wondering when this video would show up on here!

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2009 08:13 PM (cvmTR)

12 This just in:

Saints 8-0 for first time in team history.

Who Dat.

Dat is all.

Posted by: tmi3rd at November 08, 2009 08:13 PM (MLaAD)

13 The ref(s) is almost entirely to blame for letting that much go on. Red card would have fixed it after the first time ( no excuse to miss the kicks happening IVO the ball).

Posted by: ef at November 08, 2009 08:14 PM (+5ndY)

14
Giants
5-4

heh

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 08:14 PM (EQ+8c)

15 Wow, that bitch should have been thrown out for that.  That's like that men's soccer guy headbutting the other guy in that clip a few months back.  He got his ass ejected for doing that.

Posted by: EC at November 08, 2009 08:16 PM (iWj1i)

16 Got to do something to make soccer interesting.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 08, 2009 08:16 PM (SHfRo)

Posted by: Japanese Soccer Fans at November 08, 2009 08:16 PM (MFbfZ)

18 Well, Why Not!  She keeps getting away with it.   She's smart.  She knows when the ref"s not looking.  She only got caught once?  Damn, I would not like to be her bf, if she ever got mad at me! Must be a fullback. they are the db's of soccer.

Posted by: mystry at November 08, 2009 08:17 PM (kmgIE)

19
I don't care if chicks played naked, I still wouldn't watch soccer.


Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 08:17 PM (EQ+8c)

20 I am rooting for the Cowboys. 

Which, of course, guarantees they'll blow it. 

Posted by: Y-not, Redskins fan but Eagles HATER at November 08, 2009 08:18 PM (sey23)

21 I don't care if chicks played naked, I still wouldn't watch soccer.

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 08:17 PM (EQ+8c)

Homo.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 08:18 PM (YX6i/)

22
No Homo!

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 08:21 PM (EQ+8c)

23 Naked MMA style chick soccer?

Sign me up for the season pass!

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 08, 2009 08:21 PM (SHfRo)

24
Elizabeth Lambert has more stones than the Rams and Lions combined.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 08:21 PM (pDqDE)

25 Naked chick soccer is the only kind I'd watch. Well, wet t-shirt chick soccer would be ok, too.

Posted by: eman at November 08, 2009 08:23 PM (jJ2r1)

26 The ponytail-jerk was the worst. That wasn't just a 5th-grade cat fight.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 08, 2009 08:23 PM (zmiSr)

27 I'd hit the blond at the beginning of the clip.

Posted by: Not Homo at November 08, 2009 08:23 PM (KNCWm)

28 BYU Player = Y-not
Lambert = Smurfette

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 08:24 PM (YX6i/)

29 Cat fight!

Posted by: dogfish at November 08, 2009 08:24 PM (GQwdV)

30 Naked chick basketball would sell tickets.

But, not as many as naked chick billiards.

Posted by: eman at November 08, 2009 08:25 PM (jJ2r1)

31 Yeah, I don't want to start an ONT shoe thing, but how bout them boots during the opening game song.

And the NM chick is a bitch, she needs a good spanking, followed by I'd hit it.

Posted by: Barack Odumbass at November 08, 2009 08:25 PM (DIYmd)

32 That's hawt. I'd take the bruises for some of that action.

Posted by: dogfish at November 08, 2009 08:26 PM (GQwdV)

33
she needs a good spanking, followed by I'd hit it.

Then more spanking.  Repeat.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 08:27 PM (pDqDE)

34 Meanwhile, I've got to start watching more women's college soccer.

I'm just waiting for the start of that most noble of all sports, female beach volleyball. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 08:29 PM (rfBP3)

35 I'm just waiting for the start of that most noble of all sports, female beach volleyball. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 08:29 PM (rfBP3)

That's the one where they hump each other on the beach?

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 08:31 PM (YX6i/)

36 Oh shit, here we go, a sack  and then two dumpoff passes. When the Cowboys tighten up like this, it means it's gonna be a long night.

Posted by: koopy at November 08, 2009 08:36 PM (OiqCK)

37 their is a liberal amount of body checking and shoving in soccer but hair pulling down someone onto the ground is a no-no. I don't get how the refs didn't notice this.

Posted by: lacey drinky too muchy saturday-y at November 08, 2009 08:36 PM (itVR3)

38 That's the one where they hump each other on the beach?

That's the one where the uniform is this.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 08:38 PM (rfBP3)

39 I would be very happy if those meteors started falling on that stadium right now. Both those teams can die in a fire if you ask me.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 08, 2009 08:39 PM (cwTHs)

40
Interception. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 08:40 PM (pDqDE)

41 Lost Boys is on G$ right now. I rather watch that than this shitshow.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 08, 2009 08:40 PM (cwTHs)

42 G4 I mean.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 08, 2009 08:41 PM (cwTHs)

43
Hey Pinky, how'd those 'skins to today? 





mwaaahhahahaaaahahaha

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 08:41 PM (pDqDE)

44 Bring on the soccer babes!


http://bit.ly/iffPL

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 08, 2009 08:41 PM (MFbfZ)

45 As long as I'm wearing my Nutty Buddy and armed with a couple of sticks of butter, I'm in. I assume the winner will take her top off, as per tradition. Any chance they could wear boots with 3" spike heels ?

Posted by: Arbalest at November 08, 2009 08:42 PM (Ym9lj)

46
Oh, nice block by the TE there.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 08:42 PM (pDqDE)

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Posted by: jason at November 08, 2009 08:42 PM (vErvF)

48
'sup, Jason.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 08:43 PM (pDqDE)

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 08, 2009 08:43 PM (MFbfZ)

50 nice one, somejoe.  Jason doing lacewigs.  Nice.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 08:43 PM (YX6i/)

51 Getting tripped and then kicked in the head at 1:05 into the video had to leave a mark! 

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 08, 2009 08:44 PM (kn+jW)

52 43
Oh we suck no doubt about it. We really really really suck pretty freakin bad.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 08, 2009 08:45 PM (cwTHs)

53 This is what needs to happen in soccer to make it not suck ass.

Also Cocks

Posted by: The guy who says Also Cocks at November 08, 2009 08:46 PM (QBQcg)

54 38 That's the one where they hump each other on the beach?

That's the one where the uniform is
this.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 08:38 PM (rfBP3)

Damn you Alex!

Bunk!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 08, 2009 08:46 PM (kn+jW)

55

 

The first rule of Lincoln Financial Field is you do not talk about Fight Club.

The only thing I hate worse than The Cowboys players are the Eagles' fans.

 

Posted by: Blazer at November 08, 2009 08:47 PM (t37e5)

56 Try women's rugby.  Seriously.

I saw one chick clothesline another and put her on the ground for 5 minutes while she struggled to get air.  And that was a "friendly" 7 a side game.

Posted by: Holdfast at November 08, 2009 08:47 PM (Gzb30)

57 She has a great future in pro wrestling.

Posted by: Reiver at November 08, 2009 08:49 PM (pGNeB)

58 Hey all.  Did everyone catch that "dude" story I posted this evening in regards to the woman's vajayjay falling out of her?

Posted by: Oprah-pundit at November 08, 2009 08:53 PM (YX6i/)

59 The BYU girl should have given the ref $1 to the ref like Chad Ochocinco did (Sweet Jesus I can't believe I have to type that) during today's game. He really is a bafoon and I hope he gets fined. His  shenanigans are such a distraction.

Posted by: lacey drinky too muchy saturday-y at November 08, 2009 08:54 PM (itVR3)

60 If you pay attention the hair pulling is in retaliation for the BYU girl reaching up her shorts. Maybe she doesn't swing that way.

Posted by: Scott J. at November 08, 2009 08:55 PM (WMXl8)

61 What? no cheerleader pic?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 08, 2009 08:55 PM (DIYmd)

62 Did anyone just see the stupid Bud Light commercial about the "foozie" or whatever the hell it is, featuring that screaming jackass in the blue shirt?   They were apparently purporting to show some tailgating outside Lincoln Financial Field.  Problem is, they spelled the city "Phillidelphia".  Idiots

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 08, 2009 08:57 PM (y4B2y)

63 That one needs to stay off the steroids.

Posted by: Trish at November 08, 2009 08:57 PM (0U5Kd)

64 NM did take an elbow to the gut from BYU before the punch in the back also.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 08, 2009 08:58 PM (DIYmd)

65 does she have an agent?

Posted by: Redskins director of player personnel at November 08, 2009 08:59 PM (JL3qV)

66 61 What? no cheerleader pic?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 08, 2009 08:55 PM (DIYmd)

Umm, pretty sure #38 more than makes up for a cheer pic

Posted by: lacey drinky too muchy saturday-y at November 08, 2009 09:00 PM (itVR3)

67 Rush Limbaugh was right.  Donovan McNabb blows goats.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2009 09:00 PM (zgZzy)

68 The Cowboys are on nat TV because, simply put, they are the best.

Posted by: Ding at November 08, 2009 09:02 PM (Xomyd)

69

>I don't care if chicks played naked, I still wouldn't watch soccer.

M in MI?

Posted by: Redskins director of player personnel at November 08, 2009 09:03 PM (JL3qV)

70 does she have an agent?

Posted by: Redskins director of player personnel at November 08, 2009 08:59 PM (JL3qV)

Show me the money!!

Posted by: Jerry Maguire at November 08, 2009 09:03 PM (YX6i/)

71 Umm, pretty sure #38 more than makes up for a cheer pic

Much appreciated certainly, yet unofficial.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 08, 2009 09:04 PM (DIYmd)

72
@69

Shit, not again.  That shut down the ONT last night.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:05 PM (pDqDE)

73

>The Cowboys are on nat TV because, simply put, they are the best

 

you know, I can take the House passing obamacare or the Present leaving our soldiers out in the cold, but THAT is over the line, skippy

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 09:05 PM (JL3qV)

74 @69

Shit, not again.  That shut down the ONT last night.

What shut down the ONT?

Posted by: joncelli at November 08, 2009 09:07 PM (Ko4Av)

75

Dang Straights , you seem to feel the same as I do about (redacted)

I suggest a tag team should (redacted) show up here tonight

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 09:07 PM (JL3qV)

76 cuz I missed the flame thread the other night and still have a lot of hostility at my disposal

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 09:08 PM (JL3qV)

77 Just have to say this - Giants are losers!!Heh...Romo is looking sharper than McNabb so far.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2009 09:08 PM (XAU92)

78 72
@69

Shit, not again.  That shut down the ONT last night.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:05 PM (pDqDE)

yeah that wsa pretty insufferable. I got the hell ouf of dodge.

Posted by: lacey drinky too muchy saturday-y at November 08, 2009 09:08 PM (itVR3)

79 That's the one where the uniform is this.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 08:38 PM (rfBP3)


<3 atc

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons amd the Odd Meteor at November 08, 2009 09:09 PM (erIg9)

80

Dang Straights , you seem to feel the same as I do about (redacted)

I suggest a tag team should (redacted) show up here tonight

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 09:07 PM (JL3qV)

That's what I'm talking about.  I mean, seriously, I don't really care what people think about me.  I just wish they would call me redacted to my face.  But when you call me redacted behind my back , then I know you really think of me as a redacted.

(this post goes on for 15 more paragraphs).

Posted by: (redacted) at November 08, 2009 09:10 PM (YX6i/)

81
Naww, jones.  I'd rather just try to post around it than step in it like a dog turd.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:10 PM (pDqDE)

82

AAAAARRRGGGHHHH

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 09:11 PM (JL3qV)

83

Now that's some Old Time Hockey!

 

Elizabeth Lambert Hanson, I think her name is.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 08, 2009 09:13 PM (1nTrO)

84 'sup, Jason.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 08:43 PM (pDqDE)

I Lol'd.

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2009 09:13 PM (VuLos)

85 #7 for BYU is serious yum.  The crazy chick for UNM?  She's like some female college-student reincarnation of Bob Probert.

Posted by: Moose4 at November 08, 2009 09:17 PM (a9Sq2)

86 So, which Moron is going to suit up at half and play tackle for the Eagles?

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 09:17 PM (V9SYy)

87
DAMMIT, almost a great play. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:18 PM (pDqDE)

88
The little mormon chick is way cute.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:19 PM (pDqDE)

89 Chick at #38 - little hard on herself - I scored her higher than 2.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 09:19 PM (V9SYy)

90 I hate to say it, Cowboys fans, but as Al (and the graphic) just said, those Iggles are going to be good for a long time still... even more so when they get a QB.

Posted by: Infidel of the Day at November 08, 2009 09:19 PM (evL6d)

91 Uh, is anybody going to bother blocking Jay Ratliff tonight - or should he just join the Eagle's huddle and make it easier on all involved.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 09:20 PM (V9SYy)

92
even more so when they get a QB

Racist.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:21 PM (pDqDE)

93 Damn the women play harder than NFL players these days. 

Oh and Eli, Suck It! and go back and cry to your daddy about how unfair it was for SD to come back and beat you like that.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at November 08, 2009 09:22 PM (HAdov)

94 The little mormon chick is way cute.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:19 PM (pDqDE)

You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at November 08, 2009 09:22 PM (YX6i/)

95 Cripes, where the hell did the MWC get those refs, pro wrestling? They missed all the fouls.

Sadly though, Dan Snyder wouldn't sign any of those players for the Redskins because they actually may want to win.

Posted by: mrcaniac at November 08, 2009 09:24 PM (Vol3D)

96 You know who this benefits?

Ow.  That made me snort a piece of pepperoni out my nose. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 09:24 PM (rfBP3)

97 94 The little mormon chick is way cute.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:19 PM (pDqDE)

You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at November 08, 2009 09:22 PM (YX6i/)


I question the timing.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons amd the Odd Meteor at November 08, 2009 09:26 PM (erIg9)

98
Ow.  That made me snort a piece of pepperoni out my nose. 

Yeah, almost beer-sprayed the laptop. 

Gotta love the morons.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:26 PM (pDqDE)

99 92

Aren't you short some "A"s in that?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST for not including enough letters A.

Posted by: Infidel of the Day at November 08, 2009 09:28 PM (evL6d)

100 Cowboys win no matter what the final score is. They get to leave that armpit of America behind in their plane window.

Posted by: David Creed at November 08, 2009 09:28 PM (+fsgC)

101 99 92

Aren't you short some "A"s in that?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST for not including enough letters A, boy.

Posted by: Infidel of the Day at November 08, 2009 09:28 PM (evL6d)


FIFY

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons and the Odd Meteor at November 08, 2009 09:29 PM (erIg9)

102
I give myself an A-.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:29 PM (pDqDE)

103 did anyone see SNL last night? I thought Bill Heder was wonderfully creepy as Sheperd Smith

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 09:29 PM (JL3qV)

104 103 did anyone see SNL last night? I thought Bill Heder was wonderfully creepy as Sheperd Smith

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 09:29 PM (JL3qV)


oh so you're the guy.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons and the Odd Meteor at November 08, 2009 09:30 PM (erIg9)

105 You know, I'm torn.  Seeing Romo get sacked fills me with joy.  Then I realize it means that the Eagles may win and that fills me with sorrow.

Obviously, the proper solution is more alcohol. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 09:31 PM (rfBP3)

106 101

LOL  Very nice.

Posted by: Infidel of the Day at November 08, 2009 09:32 PM (evL6d)

107 Obviously, the proper solution is more alcohol. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 09:31 PM (rfBP3)

Bingo.

Posted by: Ben Sanderson at November 08, 2009 09:32 PM (YX6i/)

108 It's impressive. The designer of the Eagles stadium managed to make the place look like a giant rectum when there's an airborne view of the place.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons and the Odd Meteor at November 08, 2009 09:32 PM (erIg9)

109
My only problem with seeing Romo get destroyed, is that the 'boys have no one, NO ONE on the bench that can take over.  Jerrah Jones married this worthless suckbag and we're stuck with him.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:33 PM (pDqDE)

110 90 I hate to say it, Cowboys fans, but as Al (and the graphic) just said, those Iggles are going to be good for a long time still... even more so when they get a QB.

Posted by: Infidel of the Day at November 08, 2009 09:19 PM (evL6d)

I've been telling you that Donovan was over-rated!

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at November 08, 2009 09:33 PM (kn+jW)

111 It's impressive. The designer of the Eagles stadium managed to make the place look like a giant rectum when there's an airborne view of the place.

Goatse Stadium?

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 09:33 PM (rfBP3)

112 atc you owe me a new keyboard, monitor, t-shirt, and I think a pair of shorts.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons and the Odd Meteor at November 08, 2009 09:34 PM (erIg9)

113
Goatse Stadium?

Hahaaa, dude goatse'd the ufos!

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:35 PM (pDqDE)

114 How is it that all you sick morons know what goatse is?  I had to google it.  I should have known better.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 09:36 PM (YX6i/)

115 atc you owe me a new keyboard, monitor, t-shirt, and I think a pair of shorts.

One does one's humble best. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 09:37 PM (rfBP3)

116 114 How is it that all you sick morons know what goatse is?  I had to google it.  I should have known better.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 09:36 PM (YX6i/)


You must be new here.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons and the Odd Meteor at November 08, 2009 09:37 PM (erIg9)

117 Dang I wanted Dallas to get killed and then the fans start to cheer when Vick goes in the game.  Can they both lose?

Posted by: Just Another Poster at November 08, 2009 09:37 PM (HAdov)

118 I started both McNabb and Westbrook in fantasy this week. Double FML.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 08, 2009 09:37 PM (554T5)

119 what about her coach? they knew how she played.

Posted by: UncleZeb at November 08, 2009 09:37 PM (WcR/p)

120
I had to google it.  I should have known better.

Alex with the goatse!  You are on fire, atc.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:37 PM (pDqDE)

121 I will never understand why no one brings a civil, or even criminal, assault claim for the kind of shit that got pulled on the BYU player during that soccer game.  What the other player did to her was no more part of the game than stabbing her would have been.

Oh, and I'd hit it.

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at November 08, 2009 09:38 PM (vmkH7)

122 Goatse Stadium made me LOL yet again.  I was thinking "Starfish Stadium".

Posted by: Infidel of the Day at November 08, 2009 09:38 PM (evL6d)

123 I was thinking "Starfish Stadium".

Posted by: Infidel of the Day at November 08, 2009 09:38 PM (evL6d)

Oh no.  Not gonna fall for it.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 09:39 PM (YX6i/)

124 Go ahead Editor, it's nothin' bad.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons and the Odd Meteor at November 08, 2009 09:41 PM (erIg9)

125 That is one big ass fullback.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 09:41 PM (V9SYy)

126 Alex with the goatse!  You are on fire, atc.

I'll admit, I'm now going to call it Goatse Stadium, if only in my head. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 09:42 PM (rfBP3)

127
I'll admit, I'm now going to call it Goatse Stadium, if only in my head. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 09:42 PM (rfBP3)


I've already texted that to three friends that are Philly fans.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons and the Odd Meteor at November 08, 2009 09:43 PM (erIg9)

128 >That is one big ass fullback.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 09:41 PM (V9SYy)

 

Hey- that's my wife, fella

Posted by: b Hussein Obama at November 08, 2009 09:43 PM (JL3qV)

129 "I will never understand why no one brings a civil, or even criminal, assault claim"

Our state and federal attorneys are probably busy investigating ACORN, stopping illegal immigration and bringing up voter intimidation charges against black panthers.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at November 08, 2009 09:44 PM (HAdov)

130 2 minute warning - or, in AOSHQ speak - time to find the remote and hit the mute button so as not to have to hear Keefums.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 09:45 PM (V9SYy)

Posted by: Dogstar at November 08, 2009 09:46 PM (tt+w4)

132
Lets see if this sticks:
theotherrene   The aerial views of Lincoln Field look like a gigantic goatse; think it could it be on purpose? @seancablinasian

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:49 PM (pDqDE)

133 I've already texted that to three friends that are Philly fans.

Must credit atc.  Oh, yet another thing that will make my mother proud. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 09:51 PM (rfBP3)

134
Are these SEC refs?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 09:57 PM (pDqDE)

135 Yeah, after careful review of the footage, I'm a little less shocked at Lambert.  The BYU players were asking for it with the elbow and the shorts-pulling -- though a simple shove might have been a little more defensible of a response.  And the leg-tackles were rough, but legit.  The only one I thought was really over the line was the cuff to the face of #7.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2009 09:58 PM (k3cWX)

136 Listening to Collinsworth and Michaels talk so glowingly about the troops and then seeing Keefums is going to make me want to set Keefums on fire with the power of my mind. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 10:00 PM (rfBP3)

137 First off, I am proud to day that the Lady SDSU Aztecs beat the BYWho? Cougars on Saturday nght to take the Conference Title.

Second, my San Diego Chargers beat my boss' New York Giants today.  My verbal beating and demotion starts tomorrow at 8 am Pacific Time.

Third, Who Dat Say Gonna Beat Dem Saints?

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 08, 2009 10:01 PM (GF+6V)

138 Can someone let me know when it is safe to watch the second half, please?

Posted by: Just Another Poster at November 08, 2009 10:09 PM (HAdov)

139 I hope whoever plays New Mexico next has a bad ass chick that takes that bitch's head off. Jesus, I didn't know Brandon Spikes had a tiny white sister. It's one thing to play physical, but hair pulling and kidney shots are bullshit. The poor girl who got her ponytail yanked was obviously hurt, and this Lambert girl needs to be sat on her ass for a month.

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 08, 2009 10:12 PM (O4miG)

140 Golf clap for the [redacted] posts.  clap clap

Oh, and I am nothing like that pussified BYU player.  The NM b*tch would be [redacted] after the first incident! 

Posted by: Y-not at November 08, 2009 10:13 PM (sey23)

141

Can someone let me know when it is safe to watch the second half, please?

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Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 10:14 PM (V9SYy)

142
Do keefums?  Damn I missed the 2nd half kickoff for nothing.  Oh well, worth it not to see that turdstain.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 10:21 PM (pDqDE)

143 Now if we could only get our Senators & Congress Biotches to play like this.

Posted by: sTevo at November 08, 2009 10:21 PM (eA3tl)

144 Well, the GOOD news is that #15 is only like that three days a month.

Posted by: AugieDoggy at November 08, 2009 10:22 PM (dZqIz)

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Soccer is teh ghey.

Great to see it being played as any sport should be played, with some nastiness and real physical contact.  They should put her in the men's pro leagues, to show those pussies how to butch up a bit.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at November 08, 2009 10:24 PM (CMPXK)

146

"Oh good, the Cowboys are on national TV. Why, that hasn't happened in 2 or 3 weeks.

Of course, if they gack it up, especially in the last 5 minutes, it'll be worth it."


Why do you hate America?

Posted by: Jarrod at November 08, 2009 10:29 PM (ZgOms)

147
Hey, Romo threw it right to someone on the other team.  I'm shocked by this turn of events.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 10:32 PM (pDqDE)

148

Wonder if Romeo still misses Jessica....

That pass just sailed over Witten....

Posted by: IP Freeley at November 08, 2009 10:41 PM (67aEn)

149

"These ladies are the Glenn Beck of soccer."

second post from huffingcocks.com

these people are beyond worthless. shouldn't you be out protesting what your neighbors kid is eating at lunch you brain dead dip shits. 

Posted by: evil libertarian at November 08, 2009 10:41 PM (7y71/)

150 This chick plays like a real amateur (yeah, I know it's college).  Anyone who has played more than a couple of seasons knows how to do all of these things without being seen.  The ref is obviously an idiot.  Every one of those things are red card offenses.  I would imagine that she'll be expelled, or at least suspended, by the NCAA or the school for at least the remainder of the season.

But, yes, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly's Couch at November 08, 2009 10:51 PM (XVt5y)

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Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 11:14 PM (pDqDE)

156 How's that pit smelling Bruca?

Posted by: David Creed at November 08, 2009 11:29 PM (+fsgC)

157 Then what's Newark?

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Toejam.

Posted by: Bill H at November 08, 2009 11:35 PM (q8CmE)

158 Those BYU ladies are a class act, and they're all married to the nicest guy.

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 08, 2009 11:43 PM (UaSIe)

159

Those %#@*^ skanks!!!

pssst, is the mic on?  DAMN!!!

Posted by: Don Imus at November 08, 2009 11:45 PM (UaSIe)

160 <ahem> How 'bout them 'boys? <retreating again>

Posted by: Arsonist, reluctant Cowboys fan to avoid being disowned at November 08, 2009 11:45 PM (cnDjY)

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Posted by: tachyonshuggy at November 08, 2009 11:47 PM (YRjsF)

162 The ahem lady in red should be prevented from ever getting an HCP and/or husband and children.

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 08, 2009 11:47 PM (UaSIe)

163 Right no, it smells like Andy Reid's fumunda cheese.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at November 08, 2009 11:47 PM (tKaLE)

164 'Boys win! 'Boys win! 'Boys <hoorordkathickh> win!!!

Posted by: Zombie Harry Carey, feeling oddly out of place at November 08, 2009 11:50 PM (cnDjY)

165 HA HA EAGLES. HAVE A NICE NIGHT DOUCHE EAGLE FANS.

Posted by: J. Peterman at November 08, 2009 11:51 PM (QOE7k)

166

Oh my, the Dallas Cowboys are leading the NFC East.

Think I'll just leave this here...

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 11:51 PM (pDqDE)

167 That's great for the Cowboys. See you in December.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at November 08, 2009 11:53 PM (tKaLE)

168 (tap tap tap)  hello hello, is this mic on?

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 08, 2009 11:53 PM (UaSIe)

169 No, it's not.

Posted by: Arsonist at November 09, 2009 12:01 AM (cnDjY)

170

Someone needs to go behind the shed and pick a switch because that girl needs an ass-whooping unlike any girl I've seen in quite a while.

I can only imagine how proud her parents must be.

Posted by: jmflynny at November 09, 2009 12:04 AM (QQLdI)

171 Bikinis and baby oil would make women's soccer almost watchable.  Yeah, I'd hit it, but only after hiding all the sharp/heavy objects.
And oh yeah, I'm greatly disappointed that Goatse Stadium did not get struck by a meteor.

Posted by: mcassill at November 09, 2009 12:04 AM (zrFBB)

172 HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 09, 2009 12:05 AM (nxUYP)

173 Ahh, so here you all are!  I posted my remarks to the other football thread.

Couldn't believe the iggles decided to go for a FG instead of trying to get the 1st down, with NO time outs.  I know all kinds of stuff could have happened to make it work for them, but I'd rather lose going for the tie and maybe sending the game into OT than getting an essentially meaningless 3 points. 

Another 300-plus game for T-Ro has me smiling, too!

Posted by: TheresaD at November 09, 2009 12:25 AM (iGCmo)

174

#135 Alex -

Right.  Her actions were bad but not unprovoked.  All the more reason to call out the refs for losing control of the game.

Posted by: Gary Rosen at November 09, 2009 01:06 AM (Vi8V1)

175 Da Boys are back in town!  Only needed ONE toss to 19 tonight to seal the deal.  Wife is a Deadskins fan, so, I win....yet I lose.  Stopped the subtle gloating and went for outright end-zone dance the past few weeks.  Couch is rather comfy, I sleep well in the warm glow of victory...it's lonely at the top.

Posted by: ZoomieMSgt at November 09, 2009 01:24 AM (XH70Q)

176 I watched the clip.

It is Bush's fault

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at November 09, 2009 01:24 AM (pU4D7)

177 Andy Reid needs to borrow some of his kid's heroin.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at November 09, 2009 01:28 AM (tKaLE)

178 HAHAHAHA, Screw you, the Cowboys won!

Posted by: 8 My Foot at November 09, 2009 01:31 AM (SWuUm)

179 Heh, red was getting a wedgie when she started pulling hair

Posted by: Tit for tit at November 09, 2009 01:44 AM (UaSIe)

180 That is the lamest wedgie in the history of wedgies

Posted by: mcassill at November 09, 2009 02:05 AM (zrFBB)

181 I'd hit it.

And then run away as fast as possible.

Posted by: Aaron at November 09, 2009 02:36 AM (pVvKc)

182

That red bitch is probably very lucky the father of the girl who's hair she pulled wasn't in the stands. Her actions are the kind of thing that draws retaliation like a faceful of lead at point-blank range or a baseball bat full swing to the back of the head.

Posted by: mac at November 09, 2009 06:11 AM (gSYTw)

183 Sad thing is the psycho soccer player's actions will probably end up getting her a spread on Playboy or one the Maxim's out there.

Posted by: frank at November 09, 2009 07:57 AM (Z98TH)

184 9
Must be that time of the month for her.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 08, 2009 08:10 PM (fUNEl)

15 Wow, that bitch should have been thrown out for that.  That's like that men's soccer guy headbutting the other guy in that clip a few months back.  He got his ass ejected for doing that.

Posted by: EC at November 08, 2009 08:16 PM (iWj1i)

EC,

Maybe you ought to tell "YIKES" it might have been "his time of the month".

Posted by: SFC MAC at November 09, 2009 08:31 AM (cuNX0)

185 Teh Hotness

Dunno what it is about chics getting rowdy.  To play devil's advocate, I'm betting something pre-empted that, such as the chic backing up into repeatedly til she decided to do something about it.  Meh I know, unsportsmanlike and all that jazz.

Bet she's amazing in bed.

Did I say that outloud?

Posted by: Maxim Editor at November 09, 2009 09:49 AM (jHLes)

186 "Before you say, "I'd hit it", be prepared to be hit back."


Bwahahahahaha!!

Posted by: Nick J at November 09, 2009 10:11 AM (ffZ2N)

187 BYU tends to bring out the worst in people.

Posted by: Uniball at November 09, 2009 10:17 AM (27iEn)

188

Cowboys rock. As a life long resident of Philadelphia suburbs, and a 35 year fan of the Cowboys  (I married into the fanship), my life has been a series of ups and downs, wins and losses, and 5 Super Bowls RINGS. And, by the way, all the way through the first three quarters of last nights game, all of our ahole Eagles friends (and family I might add) started their phone campaign to harrass us, taunt us and generally be obnoxious. Not one, not two but FOUR Eagles fans were doing this.

I ABSOLUTELY loved getting the last laugh.

Eagles fans SUCK! And they have absolutely no decorum, or sense of humor.

 

Posted by: BawneyF at November 09, 2009 11:07 AM (lzz2P)

189


It's her silent cry of desire for a good spankin' or two.

 

Posted by: J. Moses Browning at November 09, 2009 11:29 AM (3G4di)

190

And people wonder why we don't allow females in the Combat Arms.

 

Something about the Geneva Convention and cruelty I think.

Posted by: Uncle Rick at November 09, 2009 11:34 AM (El8pC)

191 mean girls are HOT!!!

Posted by: lance at November 09, 2009 03:48 PM (BlbaS)

192 Hit it? Oh yeah, I'd hit it. With a f**kin' aluminum Louisville Slugger. *PING* *PING* *PING* *PING*

If the college had any balls, they'd make sure that she was dropped from the team, never to play any college sport ever again, and that she was expelled for that severe misconduct.

Posted by: smokeybehr at November 09, 2009 04:28 PM (/Gh3I)

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