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A little different programming this week.

Instead of cheerleaders, something important.

Soldiers' Angels has a few projects underway for the folks at Ft. Hood.

Also at Soldiers' Angels...The annual Project Valour-IT fundraiser.

Project Valour-IT, in memory of SFC William V. Ziegenfuss, helps provide voice-controlled/adaptive laptop computers and other technology to support Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines recovering from hand wounds and other severe injuries. Technology supplied includes:

-Voice-controlled Laptops - Operated by speaking into a microphone or using other adaptive technologies, they allow the wounded to maintain connections with the rest of the world during recovery.

-Wii Video Game Systems - Whole-body game systems increase motivation and speed recovery when used under the guidance of physical therapists in therapy sessions (donated only to medical facilities).

- Personal GPS - Handheld GPS devices build self-confidence and independence by compensating for short-term memory loss and organizational challenges related to severe TBI and severe PTSD.

Apparently the HQ is on Team Marines but the money all goes to the same great cause.

Posted by: DrewM. at 12:51 PM



Comments

1 NFL?  Is that some kind of roller derby league?

Also, I don't follow the logic that cheerleaders are 'unimportant.'

Posted by: kefka at November 08, 2009 12:53 PM (n1uMU)

2

Bradshaw singing "God Bless America" is worth the price of admission right there.

Thses guys almost look patriotic.

 

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at November 08, 2009 12:54 PM (QOE7k)

3 Getting ready to watch the Patriots and Dolphins.

Squish the Fish!

Posted by: Mortis at November 08, 2009 12:54 PM (hA5JK)

4 I boycott this PC NFL of which you speak.

Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 08, 2009 12:54 PM (EL+OC)

5 Pats!!!!!

Bears!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2009 12:56 PM (9Wv2j)

6 Fox pregame show was cool. Those guys each seemed legitimately happy to be there and supportive of the troops.

Imagine if Football Night in America were there, how different that would be.

Posted by: Yo Bama at November 08, 2009 12:57 PM (zCuJD)

7 Oh, and go Pack.

Wildcard in 09!

Posted by: Yo Bama at November 08, 2009 12:58 PM (zCuJD)

8
My locks for today:

Chiefs at Jags (-7), Chiefs win
Ravens (-3) at Bengals, Bengals win
Texans at Colts (-7.5), Colts win by 7
Cowboys at Eagles (-3). Cowboys win
Titans at 49ers (-4.5), Titans cover
Chargers at Giants (-5), Chargers win

And of course the Patriots win, whoever they're playing this week, doesn't matter.

Posted by: Tweet Plunkett at November 08, 2009 01:03 PM (f8+ox)

9 Only over a dozen dead Americans do to AlQuedaUSA.  You better enjoy the Redskins, Giants, and Jets while their still here.  http://tinyurl.com/y9vzjoe   David Horrowitz discusses how brain dead we are.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at November 08, 2009 01:07 PM (pU4D7)

10
The Patriots giveth and they taketh!

Posted by: Tweet Plunkett at November 08, 2009 01:10 PM (f8+ox)

11 I think Pearl Harbor was an inside job by Roosevelt to create jobs and  make people some people rich by ratching up the Military Industrial Complex.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at November 08, 2009 01:11 PM (pU4D7)

12

i call bullshit, all the blogs seem to be going for team marines

also, i have a bet on the bears game, if i lose, i have to bleach my hair blond

go BEARS!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2009 01:11 PM (Mu3Io)

13 Are cheerleaders going to wear burkas by the Super Bowl, or are they gonna get them next year?

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at November 08, 2009 01:13 PM (pU4D7)

14

yall might laugh at this, but because my husband is an avid fisherman, we have tons of fishing magazines & He's mailing them to troops (somewhere--I haven't seen the address label).

I hope the package finds some other avid anglers out there in harm's way.

I emailed my brother another thank you for his 20 years of service.  we can never thank them enough.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 08, 2009 01:15 PM (TEIZr)

15 I keep meaning to ask-- is there a reason why the HQ is on Team Marines?  I mean, I don't have any kind of animus or preference or anything, I'm just curious.

Posted by: Some Guy at November 08, 2009 01:22 PM (Gsep6)

16 I keep meaning to ask-- is there a reason why the HQ is on Team Marines?  I mean, I don't have any kind of animus or preference or anything, I'm just curious.

'Cause Marine Team leader Cassandra of Villainous Company successfully recruited Ace. 

Posted by: Beth at November 08, 2009 01:24 PM (HyNTm)

17 Why does the Navy carry marines on their ships?
Because sheep would be too obvious.
Go Army.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 08, 2009 01:27 PM (cwTHs)

18 I keep meaning to ask-- is there a reason why the HQ is on Team Marines?

No idea. Ace put the Marine link in the headlines, so that's just the fucking way it is.

Posted by: DrewM. at November 08, 2009 01:31 PM (FCWQb)

19 Why does the Navy issue liquid soap?
Because its harder for marines to pick it up when they drop it in the shower.
Go Army.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 08, 2009 01:33 PM (cwTHs)

20 I see Phil Ivey got bounce from the Final Table at 7th in the World Series of Poker Final event. It's fitting. I have no idea why so many people picked him to win. He folded his way to the final table and pissed away any shot he had. I seriously doubt anybody at that table was intimidated by him.

Posted by: Rocks at November 08, 2009 01:33 PM (MTcoh)

21

 

O/T. Bob Mc Donnel said on CNN this morning that he would not be interested in seeing Va participate in government run healthcare.

Posted by: Blazer at November 08, 2009 01:34 PM (t37e5)

22

 

Looks like the Redskins are just gonna phone it in again, with two tin cans hooked to a wet string.

Posted by: Blazer at November 08, 2009 01:40 PM (t37e5)

23 Thank you Drew.  I think we need a break from ObaMao Care for a bit before we all go nuts.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at November 08, 2009 01:40 PM (Z0bVg)

24 I think this is a bye week for my ViQueens

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at November 08, 2009 01:43 PM (Z0bVg)

25

Thank you Drew.  I think we need a break from ObaMao Care for a bit before we all go nuts.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at November 08, 2009 01:40 PM (Z0bVg)

 

 

If your a Skins fan like me, its not exactly what I would call a break.

Posted by: Blazer at November 08, 2009 01:44 PM (t37e5)

26 If your a Skins fan like me, its not exactly what I would call a break.

I beg to differ.

Posted by: Joe Theisman at November 08, 2009 01:48 PM (sey23)

27 No Cheerleaders?  Couldn't you do "Cheerleaders for Soldiers"?

Posted by: Mordart at November 08, 2009 01:56 PM (5In12)

28 Best ending to football game ever.

http://bit.ly/j25p5+

Posted by: FishFearMe at November 08, 2009 01:56 PM (4YamK)

29 go team! beat those guys

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 01:59 PM (JL3qV)

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 02:01 PM (JL3qV)

31 ravens cannot solve Cincy's passing game

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 02:02 PM (JL3qV)

32

You know what would be great - a 24/7 channel dedicated to Brett Farve. 

Posted by: John Madden at November 08, 2009 02:03 PM (V9SYy)

33 DAMN!!!

Posted by: Shannow at November 08, 2009 02:06 PM (LJcef)

34

If your a Skins fan like me, its not exactly what I would call a break.

Hey, your team has won a couple of games. Us.......well, we could use a break.

Posted by: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers at November 08, 2009 02:06 PM (V9SYy)

35 Another Sunday, another step closer to full blown dementia.

Posted by: Al Davis at November 08, 2009 02:06 PM (V9SYy)

36
What the Dolphins think they're doing?

Posted by: Tweet Plunkett at November 08, 2009 02:12 PM (f8+ox)

37
haha, got you again!

Posted by: Missing Words at November 08, 2009 02:13 PM (f8+ox)

38 Thank you Jones! I'd say Go Falcons but there's not much point in that. It's already 21-3.

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at November 08, 2009 02:13 PM (eUSNW)

39 The Bears stink on ice.  I'm not picking them again unless they are playing one of the absolute dregs.  Not even at home.

Posted by: toby928 at November 08, 2009 02:13 PM (PD1tk)

40

Projects?  How about getting our right to keep and bear arms back, so that we don't have to get slaughtered like sheep every time some Jihadi pops up.

Posted by: Chas at November 08, 2009 02:13 PM (yjDfo)

41
^
u bastid

Posted by: Tweet at November 08, 2009 02:14 PM (f8+ox)

42 "Instead of cheerleaders, something important."

What's this false, either/or choice?

Wii kan haz bofe.

Posted by: notropis at November 08, 2009 02:14 PM (LOV4u)

43
timing

it's all about the timing

Posted by: Tweet at November 08, 2009 02:14 PM (f8+ox)

44 I forgot to get my picks in. Sadly, this is probably an improvement.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 02:15 PM (V9SYy)

45
I just spilled my Monster energy drink all over my lap.

Now my wang is all hopped up on caffeine.

Posted by: Tweet at November 08, 2009 02:17 PM (f8+ox)

46
oops, almost forgot...

Wang,...no offense

/pulls necktie

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:18 PM (f8+ox)

47 30:

Thank you. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Yo Bama at November 08, 2009 02:18 PM (zCuJD)

48
go for it, Belichik, you pussy!

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:20 PM (f8+ox)

49 @45
Pictures or it didn't happen

Posted by: Y-not at November 08, 2009 02:20 PM (sey23)

50 I switched to Dallas and took the points. 

Fool that I am.  Tony Homo is gone break my heart.

Posted by: toby928 at November 08, 2009 02:20 PM (PD1tk)

51

I see Phil Ivey got bounce from the Final Table at 7th in the World Series of Poker Final event. It's fitting. I have no idea why so many people picked him to win. He folded his way to the final table and pissed away any shot he had. I seriously doubt anybody at that table was intimidated by him.

Because Norman Chad (the color analyst for poker - do you really need a color analyst for poker, particularly one that is neither funny or insightful) has a full blown hard on for Phil Ivey. Every year, Norman goes out on a limb and says Phil Ivey will win it all and every year, Norman looks like an idiot for saying it.

 

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 02:20 PM (V9SYy)

52
Y-not, Darth Vader has a message for you.


Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:23 PM (f8+ox)

53
The Texans stink!

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:25 PM (f8+ox)

54
and so does Baltimore

stop telling me they're good!

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:25 PM (f8+ox)

55
whoa big fight in Atlanta with the Redskins Casino-owners.

just doing my part to be more pc

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:27 PM (f8+ox)

56 @52
har har

Posted by: Y-not at November 08, 2009 02:27 PM (sey23)

57

Anyone in Seattle want free tix to the Seahawks/Lions game? Yeah, I know...it's almost too depressing to think about these two bottom-feeders  slugging it out in a pillow fight. Ticketmaster just de-listed them, but I think I can still forward them by e-mail right up until game time.

Decent seats, on an unobstructed aisle in the lower 3rd of the upper, deck. Under the roof, so warm-ish and dry. Northeast corner. Reply here and I'll give you my contact info (which is basically the old ONT tip line I used)

Posted by: genghis at November 08, 2009 02:33 PM (1XErj)

58 Oh, and the game starts at 1:05 pm.

Posted by: genghis at November 08, 2009 02:35 PM (1XErj)

59 PAAAAAAAATS!

Wes Welker is my hero.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 08, 2009 02:37 PM (MFbfZ)

60

Couldn't have Soldier's Angels AND cheerleaders?

Slacker.

Posted by: MostlyRight at November 08, 2009 02:38 PM (JLpuP)

61
I just spilled my Monster energy drink all over my lap.

Now my wang is all hopped up on caffeine.

Posted by: Tweet at November 08, 2009 02:17 PM (f8+ox)

 

 

Let us know if your wang runs outside and starts painting the house

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 02:43 PM (JL3qV)

62
CBS has a new hit political drama/mystery show. It's like the Mentalist, but the main character in the new show solves problems by throwing taxpaying money at it. It's called The Socialist.

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:44 PM (f8+ox)

63   57 Anyone in Seattle want free tix to the Seahawks/Lions game?


Is that a threat?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 08, 2009 02:45 PM (muUqs)

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 02:45 PM (JL3qV)

65
wow nice punt


Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:47 PM (f8+ox)

66
really, that's a helluva kick she's got there

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:48 PM (f8+ox)

67 Jesus we suck.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 08, 2009 02:49 PM (cwTHs)

68

63  57Anyone in Seattle want free tix to the Seahawks/Lions game?


Is that a threat?

More like a punishment, but the guys who sit in the row in front of me always manage to sneak in massive amounts of hard liquor in the most creative ways, and are happy to share. Usually they're more entertaining than the game, at least recently.

Posted by: genghis at November 08, 2009 02:49 PM (1XErj)

69
Warner-Fitzgerald > Warner-Bruce

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:49 PM (f8+ox)

70 she's very bendy

Posted by: Jones at November 08, 2009 02:50 PM (JL3qV)

71
Is Jay Cutler crying on the sidelines?

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:50 PM (f8+ox)

72
poor Jim Zorn

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:55 PM (f8+ox)

73
ricky williams gets stuffed!

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 02:57 PM (f8+ox)

74 heh da bears suck so bad they decided to cut to freakin tampa bay creamsicles

Posted by: Boo-radley at November 08, 2009 03:01 PM (Rrak/)

75 One of the crappy things about watching the NFL in Canada is missing a lot of the cool Super Bowl commercials for blah local content.

One good thing, though, is that apparently the Canadian networks like CTV who control the feeds from FOX can switch games much earlier than south of the border.  A few minutes ago, with Arizona up 34-7 on the Bears halfway through the third quarter, they switched to the surpisingly competitive Green Bay-Tampa Bay game.  Good call.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 03:03 PM (I3Udb)

76 Go Wildcat!

Ronnie Brown ties it up.

Beat those fucking Patriots, please!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 03:05 PM (I3Udb)

77

'Cause Marine Team leader Cassandra of Villainous Company successfully recruited Ace

Can you give us your definition of recuited.  I'm giving my money to an Army team unless I get some "personal" recruiting.

Posted by: mghorning at November 08, 2009 03:07 PM (jU8DP)

78 Can't we haz angels and cheerleaders?

Posted by: Randy at November 08, 2009 03:07 PM (UaSIe)

79 U can haz Soldier'sAngel Cheerleader (um, not officially or anything but I think she counts ...)

Posted by: bad cat robot at November 08, 2009 03:09 PM (/EZUm)

80 Nancy, Beat those fucking Patriots, please!

Posted by: Obama at November 08, 2009 03:09 PM (UaSIe)

81

hey all...

Colts winning (barely): check

Bengals looking good: check

despite the miserable hangover I'm a happy gal.

Posted by: lacey drinky too muchy saturday-y at November 08, 2009 03:10 PM (iRoz3)

82 That leg kick makes her look fat.

Posted by: KelliD at November 08, 2009 03:10 PM (Q9Cny)

83 All we need is a quarterback...well maybe not.

Posted by: The Chicago Bears at November 08, 2009 03:11 PM (DVl4L)

84
Touchdown faggots!

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 03:12 PM (f8+ox)

85 That's MISTER Randy Moss.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 08, 2009 03:12 PM (MFbfZ)

86
2-point conversion!

in your face, fishes

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 03:13 PM (f8+ox)

87 I can accept the Chiefs losing (what choice do I have?), but I'd at least like to see Sims-Walker tear it up in the process. . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 03:13 PM (I3Udb)

88
I gotta admit, the Red Zone channel is pretty good.


Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 03:14 PM (f8+ox)

89 We're cetaceans, illiterate Patriot fans!

Posted by: Dolphins at November 08, 2009 03:15 PM (I3Udb)

90 God bless our troops, I encourage everyone to support a good charity that supports 'em!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 08, 2009 03:15 PM (B5cM9)

91 Randy Moss, w00t!


Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2009 03:16 PM (9Wv2j)

92
It's almost like the Colts like to tease the Texans by keeping the score close.

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 03:22 PM (f8+ox)

93 teasing the texans is always fun but they're fucking up the spread.

Posted by: Boo-radley at November 08, 2009 03:24 PM (Rrak/)

94
How 'bout dem Bangles?

Bengals vs Saints Super Bowl?

You never know.

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 03:26 PM (f8+ox)

95 An NFL thread without pics?!  /EPIC Fail!

Posted by: NavyspyII at November 08, 2009 03:28 PM (1jSiQ)

96
Texans take the lead!

quick get Sage Rosenfelds in there to blow it

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 03:31 PM (f8+ox)

97 I think I'm going to see The Blind Side.  Not only is it a great story, it even has Lou Holtz in it.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 03:34 PM (I3Udb)

98 #21 O/T. Bob Mc Donnel said on CNN this morning that he would not be interested in seeing Va participate in government run healthcare.

Wow. You made my day -Living in liberal la la land here in NoVA. 
Go Iggles...........!!

Posted by: paranoid polly at November 08, 2009 03:35 PM (r7Vc3)

99 All of a sudden, Cards-Bears is getting interesting.  And Heath Miller better have a good game since I did not play Olsen. . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 03:36 PM (I3Udb)

100
Joey bigmouth Porter: 0 tackles so far today

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 03:37 PM (f8+ox)

101 Bradshaw singing "God Bless America" is worth the price of admission right there.

I'll admit it, that choked me up.  You could tell they were all thrilled and honored to be there. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 03:37 PM (rfBP3)

102
Who needs Rosenfels when you have Schaub.

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 03:56 PM (f8+ox)

103 Damn --go Buccaneers!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 04:03 PM (I3Udb)

104
look at the Buccaneers!!!

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 04:03 PM (f8+ox)

105

where's my buckin' hat?

me buckin' ears are cold

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 04:05 PM (f8+ox)

106 Who was the Buccaneer's coach who, when asked about the execution of his team, said he was in favor of it?

Posted by: The Chicago Bears at November 08, 2009 04:07 PM (DVl4L)

107
The Texans!!!

are gonna miss this fg

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 04:07 PM (f8+ox)

108
Sam Wyche?

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 04:08 PM (f8+ox)

109 Geeze, genghis - I just got back in the door before the game started.  Might have taken you up, but... oh what might have been.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:09 PM (YX6i/)

110
he missed it?

terrible texans

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 04:09 PM (f8+ox)

111 Please Pack! Don't lose to the Bucs.

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Dad at November 08, 2009 04:09 PM (DVl4L)

112 I'll admit it, that choked me up.  You could tell they were all thrilled and honored to be there. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2009 03:37 PM (rfBP3)

Strahan is a mole.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:10 PM (YX6i/)

113 Wow, that was a close one for the Colts.  And, they're really dinged up next week against the Cheatriots. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 08, 2009 04:11 PM (sey23)

114 I'm not a Texans fan, but I sure wanted Schaud to score one more TD.

--and damn, DeAngelo just ripped one against the Saints.  That's going to be a great fantasy game for me!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 04:11 PM (I3Udb)

115
the Patriots are gonna beat the Colts, next week. No problemo.

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 04:11 PM (f8+ox)

116 So far, 'Hawks have given up 2 first downs on 3rd to the Lions. 

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:13 PM (YX6i/)

117
the Carolina Kittens come out scratching!

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 04:13 PM (f8+ox)

118 3rd & 20 for Lions and 'Hawks hand it to them... are you effing kidding me?

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:14 PM (YX6i/)

119
In Soviet Russia, tying kick misses YOU.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at November 08, 2009 04:15 PM (pDqDE)

120
stupid bucs

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 04:17 PM (f8+ox)

121
nice punt!

Posted by: Tweet Dangerfield at November 08, 2009 04:18 PM (f8+ox)

122
Jeez, Brandon Jacobs looks like he's on  a mission today.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 04:20 PM (pDqDE)

123 106 That would be John McKay.

Posted by: FishFearMe at November 08, 2009 04:20 PM (4YamK)

124 fucking offensive line

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Dad at November 08, 2009 04:20 PM (DVl4L)

125 Here comes Eli and the giants...c'mon SD, let's make Eli go 4 in a row....

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2009 04:20 PM (ZRmtl)

126 Nicely sealed up by the Patriots.  27-17, a typical AFC East score.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 08, 2009 04:21 PM (MFbfZ)

127 --and Kenard Jackson lays on the final insult!

Congrats, Bucs!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 04:22 PM (I3Udb)

128 7-0 Lions.

Nice call on not going to the game genghis.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:23 PM (YX6i/)

129
a typical AFC East score.

Yeah, just enough to ensure a win, not enough to cover.  There's no such thing as the mafia.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 04:23 PM (pDqDE)

130 "Lee Roy Selmon is the only Buccaneer in the Hall of Fame."

--Don't worry, buddy.  You'll have company soon.

Posted by: Derrick Brooks at November 08, 2009 04:23 PM (I3Udb)

131 Alrighty then Pack!

No wonder Rodgers threw a pic, he didn't know how to act with actual time to throw.

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Dad at November 08, 2009 04:24 PM (DVl4L)

132 Sweet, DeAngelo for another TD!

If NO roars back as expected my fantasy teams will roll.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 04:25 PM (I3Udb)

133
What the hell was Tynes doing there?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 04:27 PM (pDqDE)

134 Nice to see the Bucs win one, they did a good job.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2009 04:27 PM (9Wv2j)

135 OMG - 2 plays for the 'Hawks = 2 turnovers... to the Lions.

Kill me now.  Kill me.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:29 PM (YX6i/)

136 Teh Ravens go out with a whimper.

Who Dey!

Costly win though, we're gonna miss Henry.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 08, 2009 04:33 PM (lYKj1)

137 14-0 Lions.

Yeah, Mora, that speech must have really ramped up the the team. 

You're fired!*

*Disclaimer:  I fired Mike Holmgren before he ever coached a game in Seattle, so you can see I'm unforgiving of coaches.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:33 PM (YX6i/)

138
*guffaw*

Posted by: Brett Favre at November 08, 2009 04:34 PM (f8+ox)

139 I won't gloat in case there are some Texan/Raven fans around here.....

Posted by: lacey drinky too muchy saturday-y at November 08, 2009 04:34 PM (iRoz3)

140
The Panthers and Lions will both lose.


Posted by: Tweet at November 08, 2009 04:35 PM (f8+ox)

141
c'mon Titans


Posted by: Tweet at November 08, 2009 04:36 PM (f8+ox)

142 Tweets, you might want to amend that prediction.  See #137.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:36 PM (YX6i/)

143
If there is one thing the Lions know how to do well it's lose.

The Lions are not gonna beat the Seachickens in Seattle. No way.

Posted by: Tweet at November 08, 2009 04:39 PM (f8+ox)

144 Tweets - it's the ugliest thing I've ever witnessed on the football field and there's still 3:03 left in the game.

Seahawks drives:

1 play - interception
1 play - fumble
4 plays - turnover on downs.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:42 PM (YX6i/)

145

1287-0 Lions.

Nice call on not going to the game genghis.

I figured it was someone else's turn to suffer.

Bad enough that OU did a faceplant against Nebraska last night.

Posted by: genghis at November 08, 2009 04:42 PM (1XErj)

146 Those Troy Palumalu-howeverthefuckyouspellit commercials are really fucking stupid

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Dad at November 08, 2009 04:42 PM (DVl4L)

147 This may end up being the greatest decision of genghis' life.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:43 PM (YX6i/)

148
still have 3 quarters to play, Perry White

Posted by: Tweet at November 08, 2009 04:44 PM (f8+ox)

149 Did I say game?  I meant 1st... I think i was HOPING it was the game.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:46 PM (YX6i/)

150 17 - 0 Lions (should be 20, but Hansen missed the field goal on their first drive).

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 04:46 PM (YX6i/)

151 #146

Actually, they seem a tad too gey for my tastes.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 08, 2009 04:47 PM (lYKj1)

152

I'm guessing a picture of a hot cheerleader would make everyone more likely to go on over and donate.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: FUBAR at November 08, 2009 04:50 PM (J5Srq)

153 Bad enough that OU did a faceplant against Nebraska last night.

Posted by: genghis at November 08, 2009 04:42 PM (1XErj)

*******

Worse that so did Nebraska, but OU even sucked more (and I'm a Husker....)

Don't think I'll save a copy of that game like I did some of the previous ones (not many, I'll admit....)

Posted by: notropis at November 08, 2009 04:56 PM (LOV4u)

154

This may end up being the greatest decision of genghis' life.

Naw, the greatest decision of his life will be when he finally decides to take me on a date.

The post @145, I read it wrong and at first I thought the score was 1287-0 Lions and I was like, wow that goes beyond a slaughter to full scale annihilation.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2009 04:57 PM (RZ8pf)

155 Worse that so did Nebraska, but OU even sucked more...

See, this is what the last 20-years of recruitment has given us...  Trying to make "athletes" into football players.  Most "athletes" are stoopid. 

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 05:00 PM (YX6i/)

Posted by: Blazer at November 08, 2009 05:17 PM (t37e5)

157 Who dey. Bitches.

It's our year again.  We're allowed one every twenty years.  It's in the NFL bylaws, or something.  Assured 5-1 in the division, but 6-0 is definitely doable.  Then to the playoffs, where Palmer's head will be separated from his torso in the third minute of the first game.

Good times.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 08, 2009 05:19 PM (RgXpA)

158 ty Blazer, I needed that

Posted by: JenBee at November 08, 2009 05:19 PM (T7GPP)

159 Well Thank God the Seahawks finally decided to play football. It remains to be seen if they can keep it up or not though.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2009 05:21 PM (RZ8pf)

160
Drew Brees is doing everything he needs to win this game.  His receivers are doing nothing to help him, however. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 05:22 PM (pDqDE)

161

Posted by: Blazer at November 08, 2009 05:17 PM (t37e5)

You betta not be fuckin wid me, Willis.

Actually, I wondered if this might be the case.  I still, however, refuse to dare to hope so.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 08, 2009 05:25 PM (RgXpA)

162 wondering wtf is up with the Saints, wishing I could watch the damn game instead of listening to it on internet radio.

Posted by: JenBee at November 08, 2009 05:27 PM (T7GPP)

163 Well Thank God the Seahawks finally decided to play football. It remains to be seen if they can keep it up or not though.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2009 05:21 PM (RZ8pf)

Actually, this may go back to Tweet's theory:  If there is one thing the Lions know how to do well it's lose.

They may just find a way to do that.  They're certainly trying hard.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 05:27 PM (YX6i/)

164 I mean, do they LOOK as bad as it sounds??

Posted by: JenBee at November 08, 2009 05:27 PM (T7GPP)

165 They still play football in Seattle - really?

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 05:28 PM (V9SYy)

166 @156: But Nancy will remind you of the historic nature of last night's vote and ask that you give money to the party.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 05:29 PM (V9SYy)

167

Today's good news for us Brown's fans...it's a bye week so the fuckers can't lose.

Yay.

Posted by: SFC MAC at November 08, 2009 05:33 PM (cuNX0)

168 But Nancy will remind you of the historic nature of last night's vote and ask that you give money to the party.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2009 05:29 PM (V9SYy)

--Yeah, the Cryptkeeper is hookin' me up for another date with Senatrix Snowe.

Posted by: History at November 08, 2009 05:35 PM (I3Udb)

169
Best play of the day: benching Steve Slaton and starting Michael Turner!  WOOOOO!  Yay Me! WOOOO!

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 05:37 PM (pDqDE)

170

So Editor you are saying that it doesn't necesarily mean we're playing well if we win, it just means the Lions once again eff up?

I'm curious if it is because Seattle has so many injured players or what. We started the year well in pre-season, why the heck are we sucking this bad now?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2009 05:37 PM (RZ8pf)

171

You betta not be fuckin wid me, Willis.

Actually, I wondered if this might be the case.  I still, however, refuse to dare to hope so.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 08, 2009 05:25 PM (RgXpA)

 

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Plus, I immediately thought of you and thougt it may help brighten your Sunday a little.

Posted by: Blazer at November 08, 2009 05:39 PM (AoS9J)

172
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Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 05:41 PM (pDqDE)

173 still have 3 quarters to play, Perry White



Great Caesar's Ghost!

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 08, 2009 05:42 PM (MFbfZ)

174 PGiS, we have a front office that screams "We're not a serious football team".  I know it's very cliche to criticize the front office, but it is so. 

Allowing Steve Hutchinson to

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 05:43 PM (YX6i/)

175 What the hell?  How did that post?  I was typing and, BAM!!!

anyway, allowing Hutchinson to leave was HUGE.  Signing Sean Alexander to a long term deal was HUGE.  Announcing that last year was going to be it for Holmgren, but hey, we have this other guy here that's going to be the guy, was stoopid. 

They're all just signs of a lack of seriousness.

Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 05:45 PM (YX6i/)

176
IMHO, Chad Henne looks like Will Ferrell.  Doesn't throw as well though.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at November 08, 2009 05:47 PM (gxVc6)

177

Well Editor, in my opnion, the decision to add a neon lime green color to the team colors did it. That neon green is like a curse or something.

/sarc. sorta.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2009 05:51 PM (RZ8pf)

178 benching Steve Slaton and starting Michael Turner!  WOOOOO!  Yay Me! WOOOO!

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 05:37 PM (pDqDE)

--With all due respect, why the hell would you ever start Slaton over Turner?

Not exactly a tough call there. . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 05:54 PM (I3Udb)

179 As for me, I just may regret starting Calvin over Breast. . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 05:56 PM (I3Udb)

180

That's beautiful, man.  Can I steal it?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 05:41 PM (pDqDE)

 

Be my guest.

Posted by: Blazer at November 08, 2009 06:04 PM (AoS9J)

181
Slaton was a ffl beast at the end of last year when they'd drop him into the slot.  This year he can't hold onto the ball to save his life (or remain a starter). 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 06:08 PM (pDqDE)

182 Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 06:08 PM (pDqDE)

--The cruel irony is that I passed on both Slaton and Moats on my lineup because I thought it would be a mess, and started Bradshaw instead.  Both those other two got a touchdown, and Bradshaw so far is a letdown.  (On paper, Indy was supposed to have a much tougher D than San Diego, and of course when I play them . . .)

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 06:28 PM (I3Udb)

183
Soooo.......

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 08, 2009 06:57 PM (EQ+8c)

184
The Chargers are the best medicore team in NFL history.





Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 08, 2009 06:58 PM (EQ+8c)

185
Detroit - losing.

Carolina - losing.

San Diego - losing.

Losing is a sickness.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 06:59 PM (pDqDE)

186 Well, I wish had not been my player Williams who coughed up the ball, but at leastthe Saints' D parlayed it into a TD in the league was way behind in.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 07:01 PM (I3Udb)

187
I've still got Miles Austin and Brent Celek to play, v. Roy Williams.  With 15 point lead.

I like my chances.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 07:04 PM (pDqDE)

188 I really, really need San Fran to cowboy up (or just stop fucking up) and get Crabtree the ball more.  I need some cushioning to my lead precisely because my opponent has Austin tonight.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 07:07 PM (I3Udb)

189
Love to see the JINTS drop this one...

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 07:13 PM (pDqDE)

190
My locks for today:

Chiefs at Jags (-7), Chiefs win WRONG!
Ravens (-3) at Bengals, Bengals win RIGHT!
Texans at Colts (-7.5), Colts win by 7 Semi-Right!
Cowboys at Eagles (-3). Cowboys win
Titans at 49ers (-4.5), Titans cover RIGHT!
Chargers at Giants (-5), Chargers win WRONG! RIGHT!
And of course the Patriots win, whoever they're playing this week, doesn't matter. RIGHT!

Posted by: Tweet Plunkett

^^^^^^^^

Posted by: Kanye Tweet at November 08, 2009 07:13 PM (EQ+8c)

191
And the Seacocks and the Saints are rolling into victory, just as I predicted.

/pats self on butt-tocks


Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:15 PM (EQ+8c)

192
The TITANS are going 10-6 this season, baby!!!


Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:16 PM (EQ+8c)

193 CREAMSICKLE UNIS RULE!

Posted by: JEA at November 08, 2009 07:18 PM (Uj18D)

194
Chris Johnson is going apeshit, wtf is going on with Tennessee?!  Damn my lead has disappeared. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 07:20 PM (pDqDE)

195
oh hai, troll

I happen to like those old Bucs uniforms. There's a freakin' smelly pirate hooker on the helmet, what's not to like?!?!?!

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:20 PM (EQ+8c)

196 Congratulations, Lions, on being the worst team in football.  And I mean that sincerely.


Posted by: Editor at November 08, 2009 07:23 PM (YX6i/)

197
You know what today proves?

It proves the Patriots are even better than people think. Those shitty teams they beat, the Bucs and the Titans? Yeah, well, they're not that shitty, after all.

Next week, the Patriots prove they are the best team in the league (again) when they go to Indy and spank Peyton in his own house.

woot! woot!

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:26 PM (EQ+8c)

198

I thought that was the Rams - I mean, Lambs...

Posted by: JEA at November 08, 2009 07:27 PM (Uj18D)

199 Those Chiefs really need to work on matriculating the ball down the field.

Posted by: Zombie Hank Stram at November 08, 2009 07:29 PM (I3Udb)

200
The Rams did not lose this week. So they got that going for them, which is nice.


Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:30 PM (EQ+8c)

201
wow have you ever seen a team milk 2 minutes more than the 49ers?

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:31 PM (EQ+8c)

202
when they go to Indy and spank Peyton in his own house.

The Toxins' coach could fuck up a shit sandwich, but they did physically beat up the Colts today.  Probably a few questionables and IRs next week.  The Pats are gonna cruise.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 07:35 PM (pDqDE)

203 wow have you ever seen a team milk 2 minutes more than the 49ers?

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:31 PM (EQ+8c)

--Yeah, and what a letdown: Huge opportunities for Calvin Johnson and Crabtree to get garbage points, and their teams totally puke.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 07:39 PM (I3Udb)

204
the Giants @ 5-4

hahaha

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:39 PM (EQ+8c)

205
the 9ers had a tough loss last week, too

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:41 PM (EQ+8c)

206 When it comes to sucking and blowing it, nobody else comes close.

Posted by: SEC Officials at November 08, 2009 07:42 PM (I3Udb)

207
The Cowboys are going to kick the shit out of the Eagles tonight.

It's gonna be a blowout.


Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:42 PM (EQ+8c)

208 I got a bad feeling about the Cowboys tonight. First away game in a month and they've won three in a row which usually leads to them getting cocky and not trying very hard. I'm expecting Romo to be at his worst. Can Miles Austin bail him out again? Dunno, but i doubt it.

Posted by: koopy at November 08, 2009 07:45 PM (OiqCK)

209 Plus, the Eagles stomped all over them last time they played.

Posted by: koopy at November 08, 2009 07:46 PM (OiqCK)

210
oh, that reminds me...

the same arseholes, you know, the health care experts, in Congress who just ruined the best health care system in the world, will probably try to legislate some sort of change in the BCS.

I hope they do, too, because the People will have a fit.

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:46 PM (EQ+8c)

211 The Cowboys are going to kick the shit out of the Eagles tonight.

It's gonna be a blowout.


Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:42 PM (EQ+8c)


--In Dallas, that would be possible, but I think D-Jax, Celek, Maclin and McCoy can keep up with the Cowboys.  That Cowboy D is unimpressive.

Posted by: SEC Officials at November 08, 2009 07:47 PM (I3Udb)

212 Friggin' sockpuppet.  And I'm sober!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2009 07:48 PM (I3Udb)

213
First away game in a month

Best thing for them is to get away from Jerrahworld.  That monument to his ego is cursed.  Rather see them on the road, even if it is Filthydelphia.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 08, 2009 07:48 PM (pDqDE)

214 the same arseholes, you know, the health care experts, in Congress who just ruined the best health care system in the world, will probably try to legislate some sort of change in the BCS.

They're still messin' with that? Damn i hate politicians, what business is it of theirs to begin with? Wouldn't it be great to actually have mature adults running the government instead of a bunch of dipshits acting like they're still in high school?

Posted by: koopy at November 08, 2009 07:49 PM (OiqCK)

215 Best thing for them is to get away from Jerrahworld.  That monument to his ego is cursed.

Haha, no shit. Pretty much anything Jerry touches turns to crap, including his face. The hell was he thinkin' with that facelift?

Posted by: koopy at November 08, 2009 07:51 PM (OiqCK)

216 That Cowboy D is unimpressive.

To say the least.

Posted by: koopy at November 08, 2009 07:54 PM (OiqCK)

217
they're pretty evenly matched, so it should be a good game

the stats and the home field tell me the Eagles have the advantage, but my intuition tells me tonight is gonna one of those nights where the Cowboys look fantastic.

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 07:57 PM (EQ+8c)

218
They're still messin' with that?

Well, they were toying with the idea, last year. Now with their messiah in the White House, they're even more emboldened to stick their beaks into where it doesn't belong, I figure.

Posted by: Tweet Express. Don't leave home without it. at November 08, 2009 08:01 PM (EQ+8c)

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