Keith Olbermann: Because My Boyfriend Ruled Fox News "Not Really a News Station," That Makes MSNBC The Number One Rated News Channel!

In related news, I have a feeling that the Phillies will be the World Champions tonight, except for the team that beat 'em.

Thanks to Kurt.

Posted by: Ace at 06:35 PM

Comments

1 Flame on...oh nevermind

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at November 04, 2009 06:38 PM (rQTdM)

2 Nice try, "Ace".

No way, sir, you're getting me to click, sir, on MSNBC, sir.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 04, 2009 06:38 PM (umrcl)

3 Keith Olbermann - Panty Sniffer

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at November 04, 2009 06:39 PM (YUuam)

4 Hey Keef, I'm still here. Bitch.

Posted by: Death at November 04, 2009 06:40 PM (erIg9)

5 Hey la, Hey la,

My boyfriend's back!

Posted by: The Chiffons at November 04, 2009 06:41 PM (4Kl5M)

6 Keef may be the dumbest person on that network, and that's saying something.

Posted by: Slublog at November 04, 2009 06:42 PM (ElvR2)

7 The pride of Cornell Aggie. Jeez, what a tool. I am so not clicking that link.

Posted by: Peaches at November 04, 2009 06:44 PM (9Wv2j)

8 It's like when your six-year-old changes the rules halfway through a game of checkers to "giveaway checkers." You have to chuckle, 'cause you know you're still going to kick his ass.

Posted by: stuiec at November 04, 2009 06:44 PM (rBLs5)

9
Never mind Swine Flu, I think we have another epidemic sweeping the Leftwing...

Baghdad Bob Disease.

Who do these people think they're fooling?

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 04, 2009 06:45 PM (U0eMq)

10 Okay. Olbermann's been mentioned. This is the start of the flame war thread, right?

Posted by: blue Hen at November 04, 2009 06:45 PM (1O93r)

11 MSNBC#1 in cable news!

With Fox News exposed as a political advocacy organization and not a news channel, that leaves msnbc as the #1 most watched news channel on cable.

You know, even the biggest MSNBC kool-aid drinkers have to look at this ridiculous bit of sophistry, and say now wait a minute...

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 04, 2009 06:46 PM (y4B2y)

12 Bueno. New rules.

Sugar Ray Leonard == No más.

Me == Más. Mucho más.

Posted by: Roberto Duran at November 04, 2009 06:46 PM (C3uAX)

13 I don't have time to read the link. I'm in the bullpen warming up for tonights flame war. Bitches!

Posted by: Barack Obama (designated rented mule for the flame war) at November 04, 2009 06:46 PM (kn+jW)

14 Maybe he can convince Advertisers of that also. lol

Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at November 04, 2009 06:46 PM (YMZjg)

15 Yeah, triumphant idiocy will really bring in that ad revenue, you vile, flaming, hose sucking twatwaffle!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 04, 2009 06:47 PM (UGAk/)

16 Does he realize we're laughing at him and not with him?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 04, 2009 06:49 PM (muUqs)

17 Didn't he do this some time ago? I remember thinking it was kinda funny. A little self deprecating humor goes a long way, particularly when it is terribly obvious to thoughtful people that Keef has no sense of humor, or even a sense of reality.

Posted by: Tim B. at November 04, 2009 06:49 PM (WLldW)

where's the troll from last night that said that Queef couldn't do the 10pm show (they promoted) bc he had family members that were ill?

did he not see the pics of him sitting in yankee stadium today?

yeah, clearly life is rough for the olberdouche.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 04, 2009 06:50 PM (Sm7Zz)

19 Aw, fuck the Yankees Ace!

Posted by: logprof at November 04, 2009 06:50 PM (I3Udb)

20 How cosmic. Drudge just put up the rankings for last night:

Foxnews: 4,043,000
MSNBC: 974,000

Rock on, Queef!

Posted by: Peaches at November 04, 2009 06:51 PM (9Wv2j)

21 Somebody needs to break the news to poor addlepated Keith that David Axelrod gave a 11 minute interview today with that "not news/political advocate channel".

Looks like in the battle between Teh O and Fox, Teh O blinked.

Posted by: Intrepid at November 04, 2009 06:52 PM (92zkk)

That guy's got a really meaty head, doesn't he?

Makes me hungry for some beef stew.

Posted by: Warden at November 04, 2009 06:53 PM (QoR4a)

23 This is like when someone said erroneously that Boston was the oldest city in the USA.

I then mentioned that St. Augustine was the oldest city, but then someone else said, well, Boston is the oldest in the original 13 colonies.

I then trumped them with Hampton, Virginia. . ..

Posted by: logprof at November 04, 2009 06:53 PM (I3Udb)

24 Gingers rule, fags!

Posted by: Red Headed Step Child at November 04, 2009 06:53 PM (rQTdM)

25 They don't give this kind of prison time for buggering me.

http://tinyurl.com/yc4r7yw

Posted by: The Chicken at November 04, 2009 06:53 PM (RgXpA)

26 Damm Yankees!!!!

Posted by: Scarlet O'Harra at November 04, 2009 06:54 PM (ZO0u/)

27 I read that PMSNBC stopped coverage of returns at 8:00, rerunning that ghey guy Anderson's Pooper show at 10:00.

Posted by: Seriously at November 04, 2009 06:54 PM (GV2As)

28 Hooray! We're no longer the rented mules FOXNews has been beating to a pulp for years. We've parlayed that into jackasshattery. Different scoring altogether. We win!

Posted by: Olbermann's NBC at November 04, 2009 06:55 PM (C3uAX)

29 Islamic icon spared in disaster flick

The Christ the Redeemer statue and Vatican are destroyed in "2012," but not the Kaaba. Director explains why...

A: Do you really need to ask? I want to live.

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 04, 2009 06:55 PM (UaSIe)

30 MSNBC has been the top rated news channel since the civil war!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Andy Gibbs, George Stephanopolous, CNN, BBC, ABC, etc etc. at November 04, 2009 06:56 PM (SxA2Q)

We take these things on a case by case basis. Clearly Fox is biased and MSNBC is absolutely objective. You have to be willing to speak truth to power.

Posted by: Valerie at November 04, 2009 06:56 PM (7uWb8)

32 Damm Yankees!!!!

As a Phillies fan, I'll concede that Team Satan is in the driver's seat. Let's hope for some divine intervention

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 04, 2009 06:56 PM (y4B2y)

33 24 Gingers rule, fags!

Posted by: Red Headed Step Child at November 04, 2009 06:53 PM (rQTdM)

It's on!

Posted by: Barack Obama (designated rented mule for the flame war) at November 04, 2009 06:57 PM (kn+jW)

34 Don't you people DARE compare me to Keefer. I'm sick of it.

Posted by: Infantile at November 04, 2009 06:58 PM (J5Srq)

35 20 How cosmic. Drudge just put up the rankings for last night:

Foxnews: 4,043,000
MSNBC: 974,000

Rock on, Queef!

These ranking statistics are only mildly disappointing.

Posted by: Keith Obermann at November 04, 2009 06:58 PM (otlXg)

36 Waterhouse at November 04, 2009 06:38 PM (umrcl)

Ah yup!

Click on MSNBC?

With fond regards and kind thoughts: Fuck You.

Next thread, please.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 04, 2009 06:58 PM (lYKj1)

1 Douchebag + 1 Olbermann = 2 Douchebags

Posted by: Chas at November 04, 2009 07:00 PM (yjDfo)

38 . . . and in other news, ace called Olby a douche and got a response of "I know you are, but what am I".

Posted by: Just Another Poster at November 04, 2009 07:01 PM (NgoAe)

39 In related news, I have a feeling that the Phillies will be the World Champions tonight, except for the team that beat 'em.

It's gonna take a two game win streak... Tonight is half the battle. Screw Hillarys team.

Posted by: I Am Jack's Expletive Free Comment at November 04, 2009 07:01 PM (8XI4A)

40 So, when does the flame war start?

Posted by: Gasoline at November 04, 2009 07:02 PM (RgXpA)

41 Lets do war but with out the flames ok guys flames are mean.

Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at November 04, 2009 07:03 PM (VmAoa)

OMG. On Drudge: "PELOSI: 'WE WON LAST NIGHT'..."

This is just... perfect. It's a frontrunner for what we old Usenet grognards called the George Armstrong Custer "Kicked Ass!" Award.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 04, 2009 07:03 PM (rtzHA)

43 Ace,
here is a higher form of journalism. Here.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at November 04, 2009 07:04 PM (tzcjs)

44 32, To avoid family feuds, I became a somewhat reluctant but now fairly enthusiasticYankee fan. I must say however, that I covet the Phillies' pitcher Cliff Lee. As a Southerner, true born and bred, I love the accent, the imperturbability, and his great ability. The Phillies are lucky to have him...and the family is glad he won't be pitching tonight.

Posted by: marybel at November 04, 2009 07:06 PM (RSB5W)

45 You know what happens when Olbermann takes Viagra? He grows taller.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at November 04, 2009 07:06 PM (8/DeP)

46 What an asshat.

Posted by: Mandy P. at November 04, 2009 07:06 PM (MK6Kx)

47 Interesting that CNN/MSNBC call Fox "not credible" but somehow managed to work in shows that had to correlation to the election last night when returns were coming in.
Shocking, huh?

Posted by: jjshaka at November 04, 2009 07:06 PM (/yFoi)

48 Savage is saying the only explanation is that the botulism toxin has passed the brain blood barrier.

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:06 PM (p302b)

49 3 Keith Olbermann - Panty Sniffer BVD Sniffer
FIFY

Posted by: mauioriginal at November 04, 2009 07:06 PM (cy0di)

50 Meant "no" correlation.
Damn swine flu

Posted by: jjshaka at November 04, 2009 07:07 PM (/yFoi)

I wouldn't exactly say that BHO has short coat tails, more like poison to the touch.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Still the best quote of the day:

miller said... [ann althouse blog] "Obama didn't campaign for Owens, and Owens won.

Obama campaigned for Deeds and Corzine -- and they lost.

I think this is much clearer."

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 04, 2009 07:08 PM (UaSIe)

52 The Phillies are lucky to have him...and the family is glad he won't be pitching tonight.

Don't worry... in two years both Cliff Lee and Ryan Howard will be playing in the Bronx for Team Satan.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 04, 2009 07:08 PM (y4B2y)

53
Gingers rule, fags!
Posted by: Red Headed Step Child

Watch your ass, you.

I don't just beat horses, you know.

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 04, 2009 07:09 PM (fFl1M)

54 The morons wait impatiently for the flame war snapping and snarling like a pack of winter wolves .

Release the hounds Ace , otherwise someone , probably and innocent bystander , is going to get hurt .

Posted by: awkward davies at November 04, 2009 07:09 PM (wb68R)

Phillies win? Come on!

The Phillies haven't won the World Series since the Civil War.

Posted by: FUBAR at November 04, 2009 07:09 PM (J5Srq)

56 Denial is not just a riv.....ah fuckit

Posted by: Bosk at November 04, 2009 07:10 PM (pUO5u)

57 Marybel, Lee is a great pitcher, but for pure eye candy I'd have to go with Cole Hamels.

Posted by: Peaches at November 04, 2009 07:10 PM (9Wv2j)

58 Guess I'd better get warmed up......Heh - get it?

Posted by: Flame-retardant Undies at November 04, 2009 07:11 PM (92zkk)

59 The Phillies haven't won the World Series since the Civil War.

Unless by Civil War you mean last year

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 04, 2009 07:11 PM (y4B2y)

48 Savage is saying the only explanation is that the botulism toxin has passed the brain blood barrier.

Context??

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 04, 2009 07:13 PM (UaSIe)

61 You can leave me out of this discussion too!

Posted by: fucktard at November 04, 2009 07:13 PM (pUO5u)

62 54 The morons wait impatiently for the flame war snapping and snarling like a pack of winter wolves .

Release the hounds Ace , otherwise someone , probably and innocent bystander , is going to get hurt .

Posted by: awkward davies at November 04, 2009 07:09 PM (wb68R)

Come on Ace. Do it! I'm starting to get scared!

Posted by: innocent bystander at November 04, 2009 07:13 PM (kn+jW)

63 OMG. On Drudge: "PELOSI: 'WE WON LAST NIGHT'..."

And I have these barbarians right where I want them.

Posted by: Quinctilius Varus, whistling in the Teutorburger Wald at November 04, 2009 07:13 PM (umrcl)

Olberdouche is a queasy rump-fed ratsbane.

He's like that smart-ass kid on the student council who thinks he's a grown-up because he wears a necktie to school. Needs a good bitch-slappin'.

Posted by: Jones at November 04, 2009 07:14 PM (JL3qV)

65 Pretty sure he just farts out of his mouth for the entire length of his show.

Posted by: Matt at November 04, 2009 07:14 PM (jABmk)

Will the flame war commence after tonight's WS game? Cuz I can put teh hate on hold for you gnarling pinch-spotted puttocks.

Posted by: Jones at November 04, 2009 07:16 PM (JL3qV)

67 I know a real news network when I see one. Keith Overman you say? Darth Oberman perhaps? Aw hell, I never heard of either one of them

Posted by: charlie gibson the one and only at November 04, 2009 07:16 PM (kmgIE)

68 I think I just farted in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Red Headed Step Child at November 04, 2009 07:17 PM (rQTdM)

Olberdouche is a queasy rump-fed ratsbane.

Don't compare him to me. I have more class than that.

Posted by: KelliDqueasy rump-fed ratsbane at November 04, 2009 07:18 PM (Q9Cny)

70 Maybe we should just flame Olbermann until Ace gets in from dinner.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at November 04, 2009 07:18 PM (8/DeP)

71 Wow, Chris Matthews just accused Obama of playing golf too much, hanging out with too many rich folks, and "looking a lot like Clinton!"

What's up with Matthews, running low on Cialis?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 04, 2009 07:19 PM (QECjC)

72 Olberman has recently lost both his parents. So I give him a pass.

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:20 PM (p302b)

73 We clearly have these Zulu chaps on the run.

Posted by: Lieutenant-Colonel Pulliene at November 04, 2009 07:20 PM (umrcl)

74 The tension preceding this flame war is so thick you can cut it with a knife. It's almost like we're lining up to run the Kentucky Derby and they're slowing positioning each one of us in the starting gates...or it might actually be more like the running of the wiener dogs at the state fair!

Posted by: Barack Obama (designated rented mule for the flame war) at November 04, 2009 07:22 PM (kn+jW)

75
The only panties Keith has sniffed were his mama's.

Posted by: Katie Couric's colon at November 04, 2009 07:22 PM (Oxen1)

76 @ 72 - If Olbermann lost his parents (I hadn't heard that) then he has my sincere condolences. I've lost a parent and it is seriously rough.

That said, I'd still like to catch him passed out in an alley drunk on Val-u-Rite so I can drag a piece of cardboard over him and beat him with chunks of concrete.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at November 04, 2009 07:23 PM (8/DeP)

77 I'm still learning but can anyone explain to me why they design the congressional and senate districts to their advantage and why they are allowed to do so? why can't they just draw a rectangle containing X amount of voters and assign it to someone, period. Why do they insist on giving themselves the advantage. What is going to happen is that real people are going to figure out what the are doing and why and they will either create more independents or people will start registering the opposite of what they believe. Like all the republicans will suddenly register democrat and then the dems won't know who is a real dem and who is a rogue dem.

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:23 PM (p302b)

78 Hey, Obama, I got your wiener dog right here.

Posted by: Red Headed Step Child at November 04, 2009 07:23 PM (rQTdM)

79 Woohoo! I can attack in every direction!

Posted by: General Paulus, November 1942 at November 04, 2009 07:23 PM (umrcl)

80 curious at November 04, 2009 07:20 PM (p302b)

If he were my child, I'd abandon him too. Zing!

Posted by: lorien1973 at November 04, 2009 07:24 PM (ZXnUe)

Keith Olberman is a fine moderate he just forgets his litium from time to time.

Al Sharpton and I once had a threesome with Keith and he was decent enough to give a reach around.

I think there is room for Keith Olberman in our big tent.

As my friend John Boehner said today; "We need Republicans of all stripes."

Thanks for your continued support Ace.

Why not drop by newt.org to check out some great official Newt products?

Posted by: Newt at November 04, 2009 07:24 PM (XoUUl)

82 Kudlow has Sen Corker srom Tennessee on, very impressive. Discussing the health bill.

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:24 PM (p302b)

83 Fox had almost Twice the viewers of all the others combined!

Posted by: Iblis at November 04, 2009 07:25 PM (9221z)

84 I've got a plate full of bacons, and a keyboard full of flames just waitin for you homos...

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon Flavored Meteors at November 04, 2009 07:27 PM (erIg9)

85 Oh that is one funny phrase "red doper diaper babies" Savage just said "sometimes conspiracy turns out to be true" to some caller who said he is trying to get ratings. "you are in greater danger than you have ever been in your life, never before has such a gang of radicals gotten so far, so fast". Gee Savage is fascinating tonight. Guess he senses that Beck is pulling away.

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:27 PM (p302b)

86 @ 77 - Art. 1, Section 2 of the Constitution requires that a census be taken every ten years so that representative's districts are reapportioned. Redistricting is how the reapportionment is carried out.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at November 04, 2009 07:28 PM (8/DeP)

87 Only Keith could lose both parents recently and become an even bigger asshole to people he disagrees with politically.
That is messed up.

Posted by: jjshaka at November 04, 2009 07:28 PM (/yFoi)

Kudlow has Sen Corker from Tennessee on, very impressive. Discussing the health bill.

Corker is a brilliant man, and gifted speaker. I was amazed in August about how conversant he was on HR 3200 and every other bill.

Presidential material.

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 04, 2009 07:28 PM (UaSIe)

89 I'm loving my chances.

Posted by: Walter Mondale, November 5, 1984 at November 04, 2009 07:29 PM (umrcl)

90 Posted by: Bust of Churchill at November 04, 2009 07:28 PM (8/DeP)

But then how come it always seems to favor one party over the other? (thank you for educating me, I appreciate it)

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:30 PM (p302b)

84 I've got a plate full of bacons, and a keyboard full of flames just waitin for you homos...

It's like the All Star Game all over again. The best of the best and all that waiting in the wings for the confesstivities to begin. Where the hell is Dang?

Posted by: Red Headed Step Child at November 04, 2009 07:31 PM (rQTdM)

I'm still learning but can anyone explain to me why they design the congressional and senate districts to their advantage...

see Gerrymandering

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 04, 2009 07:31 PM (UaSIe)

93 92

I'm still learning but can anyone explain to me why they design the congressional and senate districts to their advantage...

see Gerrymandering

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 04, 2009 07:31 PM (UaSIe)

See also: You don't count anymore.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon Flavored Meteors at November 04, 2009 07:32 PM (erIg9)

94 Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:30 PM (p302b)

Because the state legislatures determine the districts. They set them up to benefit their side. That's why they're rarely a regular geographic shape, but instead weird looking constructs, like NY 23

Posted by: Iblis at November 04, 2009 07:33 PM (9221z)

95 This is like when someone said erroneously that Boston was the oldest city in the USA.

I then mentioned that St. Augustine was the oldest city, but then someone else said, well, Boston is the oldest in the original 13 colonies.

I then trumped them with Hampton, Virginia. . ..

And by Hampton, you mean Jamestown?

Has the flame war officially begun? I just need to know whether to snicker quietly or mock you openly.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 04, 2009 07:34 PM (Be4xl)

Incredible - They are so pathetic that they are contributing to their own dismal wretchedness.

Works for me. I'm with Keith on this one - MSNBC is discredited, by their own humorless self-mockery.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 04, 2009 07:35 PM (r1h5M)

97 Yep he so is presidential material. He has a quiet dignity and confidence and he was busy saying that the health care bill was "an insane piece of legislation". What I took away from watching him was that he is a hardworking guy who takes his job seriously and has no illusions about the kind of situation the republicans are facing. He said "if a republican brought in this bill" and he was so right. Impressive guy, really impressive.

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:36 PM (p302b)

98 Perhaps Kweef would like some brie with that whine.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 04, 2009 07:36 PM (S4+OZ)

Only Keith could lose both parents recently and become an even bigger asshole to people he disagrees with politically.

The case was explored in last quarter's Human Sexuality. It was shown that Keith is going through singularly traumatic withdrawal because he was still nursing from both parents. He'll never recover.

Pity. Even in 2009, Medicine can only do so much.

Posted by: Rewrite! at November 04, 2009 07:37 PM (UaSIe)

100
Gerry Mander is a god to the dems.

Posted by: Katie Couric's colon at November 04, 2009 07:37 PM (Oxen1)

101 Mike Ozanian from Forbes just told Kudlow "all he has done is trnsfer wealth from the working class to the government". He was up against another guy and the other guy could only muster "we'll see who is right in a couple of years" and Kudlow quipped "we don't have a couple of years". Realized what he said and added "this is cable tv".

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:38 PM (p302b)

102

Speaking of Fox, Shep is still buying into the "First win in 140 years" White House line. Someone email Hanney to bitch slap this asshole.

1993 is not 140 years ago, although as long as one year with "the one" has taken it might feel like a hundred years when he leaves. It will certainly take us a 100 years to undo his shit.

Posted by: Kemp at November 04, 2009 07:39 PM (2+9Yx)

103 Can you imagine what it must be like when Chris and Keith and Anderson go out for a beer?

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:39 PM (p302b)

104 WTF? A link to Obly's show on AoSHQ. Are you sick?

Posted by: Kemp at November 04, 2009 07:40 PM (2+9Yx)

105 Is Ace going to sing the National Anthem prior to the start of the Flame War?

Posted by: Barack Obama (designated rented mule for the flame war) at November 04, 2009 07:41 PM (kn+jW)

106

Olberman has recently lost both his parents. So I give him a pass.

I wonder who'll be voting in their stead.

Posted by: mghorning at November 04, 2009 07:41 PM (U3IBN)

107 Can you imagine what it must be like when Chris and Keith and Anderson go out for a beer sex on the beach?

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:39 PM (p302b)

Posted by: Editor at November 04, 2009 07:41 PM (pUfK9)

108 @ 90 - The U.S. Supreme Court originally tried to restrain gerrymandering by ordering that redrawn districts be basic geometric shapes like you're suggesting, so long as approximately the same number of people are represented in each district.

The Voting Rights Act in the mid-60s, however, forced legislators to draw some strange looking, non-geometric districts in order to avoid racial dilution.

From there, politicians - being the worms that they are - just started drawing up safe and at-risk districts according to however it best served the dominant party in power after each census.

And since the courts have traditionally held that voting laws are inherently state matters, the Supreme Court has seldom intervened to straighten things out. Hence, all the crazily drawn districts.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at November 04, 2009 07:41 PM (8/DeP)

109 hey let's throw Shep in the mix with that bunch. Beers all aroung, Keith, Chris, Anderson and Shep. Bet they have oodles of funny trashing O'Really et al.

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:42 PM (p302b)

110 105 Is Ace going to sing the National Anthem prior to the start of the Flame War?

Posted by: Barack Obama (designated rented mule for the flame war) at November 04, 2009 07:41 PM (kn+jW)

Yub Yub?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacon Flavored Meteors at November 04, 2009 07:42 PM (erIg9)

111

That grin, I am not saying he Ghey, put I'll bet the sheep at that Ag school (Cornell) he went to knew his first name.

Posted by: Kemp at November 04, 2009 07:43 PM (2+9Yx)

112
@107 Quick, cordon off that beach before the toxic spill spreads!

Posted by: Katie Couric's colon at November 04, 2009 07:44 PM (Oxen1)

113 Geezus , I can take any six of you punks ....
Straighten up , get your teats off the laptop , bind your breasts and pretend ,, at least pretend ,,, to be modest women .
That goes double for you moronettes ....

Posted by: awkward davies at November 04, 2009 07:44 PM (wb68R)

114

The question of the night?

Did Ace sell the Flaming Skull on Craigs list, or will it appear tonight on the flame wars?

Posted by: Kemp at November 04, 2009 07:45 PM (2+9Yx)

115 114 That would seeem to be the logical thing, Kemp. Let it be as you say, sir.

Posted by: Red Headed Step Child at November 04, 2009 07:49 PM (rQTdM)

116 The image tonight will be of flames only. The skull is gone forever. It's now sitting in someone's private collection next to a Picaso or Rembrandt.

Posted by: Barack Obama (designated rented mule for the flame war) at November 04, 2009 07:49 PM (kn+jW)

117 I found this video of Awkward Davies

Posted by: spicoli at November 04, 2009 07:49 PM (eA3tl)

118 Since CNN sucks in the cable war numbers, does this mean we might see Anderson Cooper back as the emcee for 'The Mole'?

Posted by: Trish at November 04, 2009 07:50 PM (0U5Kd)

119 Yo mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy - the ridges don't show.

Posted by: Dr. Stupid at November 04, 2009 07:50 PM (blWnh)

120 Charlie Gasparino is being interviewed by Kudlow about his book "The Sellout". Kudlow asked him for heroes, he had more than one. Kudlow asked him for the real villain in this and he said, without hesitation, "the government".

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 07:51 PM (p302b)

121 Yikes - Joe Buck has a skinny head!

Posted by: Intrepid at November 04, 2009 07:52 PM (92zkk)

122 Olby: MSNBC is the number 1 news network!

Virginia Democrats: We Won!

Posted by: The Dude at November 04, 2009 07:52 PM (DIYmd)

123 Now that Olberdouche has been exposed as a Raving Loon, that leaves my "twins" the Biggest Boobs on MSNBC!

Posted by: Contessa Brewer at November 04, 2009 07:53 PM (QECjC)

124

#114

Well, a flame war with no flame. I say we're getting rather sophisticated over here.

Pray tell, do we also have an official time to start said flame war you dumb mother fkers?

Or can all you suckers of the barbed cock of Satan just take his shit up your ass and smile?

Oh, never mind, they're OFF!

Posted by: Kemp at November 04, 2009 07:54 PM (2+9Yx)

125
Ace is in the other thread. You dinks go in there and flame him.

You gonad-challenged dunces.

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 04, 2009 07:54 PM (6wUpV)

126

Keith Olbermann - Panty Jock Strap Sniffer

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at November 04, 2009 06:39 PM (YUuam)

FTFY

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Dooshity doosh doosh!

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 04, 2009 07:55 PM (Dh+s2)

128 I tried to fire an opening shot...but logprof ran away...

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 04, 2009 07:56 PM (Be4xl)

129 Limp Dick Short Round Olberman looks the scene over and declares "VICTORY"! Only question is whether big bwave Keefey Weefey didn't show u p for his 10 o'clock show last night because he was all wee weed up.

Posted by: Happy Fellow at November 04, 2009 07:56 PM (w6nDa)

130

In other news, Len Bias was just spotted on a Niagra Falls tour boat.

Posted by: pendejo grande at November 04, 2009 07:57 PM (q2/Ng)

131
Can we get a Series thread to document the phillies pounding of that cuntbag Pettite?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 04, 2009 07:57 PM (Dh+s2)

132 You dinks go in there and flame him.

Like we're going to listen to you. You strive to dunce-dom.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 04, 2009 07:57 PM (Be4xl)

133 Forecast is hot with a chance of 3rd degree burns. Most of the moronettes mentioned their trepidation in participating in the upcoming flaming. So, no holds barred because of the ladies, Ladies. Fagz, all of ya.

Posted by: Red Headed Step Child at November 04, 2009 07:57 PM (rQTdM)

134 Come on folks, even KO is in on the joke. As much as I dislike him, I know a joke when I see it. Although I'm sure he'd like to be serious in saying that.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 04, 2009 07:57 PM (EhlQq)

135 So with this sort of "Bizarro World" logic, I take it that the Washington Generals actually kicked the Harlem Globetrotters' asses?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 04, 2009 07:57 PM (1doBx)

136 I don't think there's going to be a flame war tonight. It appears all the chest thumping was in fact from just a few pussies posturing and trying to piss on each others territory.

Posted by: Barack Obama (designated rented mule for the flame war) at November 04, 2009 07:58 PM (kn+jW)

137 I don't think any of you pussies have the nuts to start a flame war. Just sayin...

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 04, 2009 08:00 PM (ZIl4N)

138

Holy Shit, the flaming skull is on Ebay.

Ace you turncoat bastard, have you no shame!

I call this the "shot heard round the Flame War"

Posted by: Kemp at November 04, 2009 08:00 PM (2+9Yx)

139 Keith Olberman is in a bigger world of denial than the Chicago Bears. "The Cincinnati Bengals aren't a real NFL team, so we still have a winning season!"

Posted by: exdem13 at November 04, 2009 08:01 PM (lYKj1)

140 Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.

Posted by: Dr. Stupid at November 04, 2009 08:02 PM (blWnh)

141 138

Holy Shit, the flaming skull is on Ebay.

Ace you turncoat bastard, have you no shame!

I call this the "shot heard round the Flame War"

Posted by: Kemp at November 04, 2009 08:00 PM (2+9Yx)

Regardless of how much I might have to spend, I'm going to buy it just so I can leave negative feedback! Traitor!

Posted by: Barack Obama (designated rented mule for the flame war) at November 04, 2009 08:02 PM (kn+jW)

142 I have a new gig at LGF, ace fired me when I showed my boobs

Posted by: Flaming Skull at November 04, 2009 08:02 PM (fwSHf)

143 Silky not a father, he a "sperm donating assistant"

Posted by: Kemp at November 04, 2009 08:03 PM (2+9Yx)

144 I don't think any of you pussies have the nuts to start a flame war. Just sayin...

Only pussies talk about flame wars on another thread.

...
...
...

Except me. Or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 04, 2009 08:03 PM (qoAMF)

145 That was actually VERY FUNNY. And somewhat self-effacing. Please don't make me defend K.O. by everyone over-reacting to a funny spoof at his own expense.

Posted by: BLue Balls The Pirate at November 04, 2009 08:03 PM (L+u9U)

146 Yo mama so ugly, if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Posted by: Dr. Stupid at November 04, 2009 08:04 PM (blWnh)

147
This thread is giving me estrogen poisoning, ladies. Why don't some of you nancies make yourselves useful and get me a beer. If you can quit painting your toenails for a second, that is.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 04, 2009 08:05 PM (Dh+s2)

148 This thread is just fuel for the fire, man. It's entirely appropriate that this Olberdork thread be jacked and ignited, skull or no skullfuck.

Posted by: Red Headed Step Child at November 04, 2009 08:05 PM (rQTdM)

149 Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate

Posted by: Jones at November 04, 2009 08:06 PM (JL3qV)

150 This blog is great but must stop linking to MSNBC.
Never link to MSNBC.
Not Now.
Not Ever.

Posted by: Def Leppard at November 04, 2009 08:06 PM (hIOnV)

151 why don't you all go get yer fucken shineboxes.

Posted by: Jones at November 04, 2009 08:07 PM (JL3qV)

152 Ahhh...there's Dang. Where you been, Buddy. Running the laundry, sweeping the floor and planting some posies?

Posted by: Red Headed Step Child at November 04, 2009 08:08 PM (rQTdM)

153 If you throw out Fox News, it's like being the world's biggest midget.

Posted by: logprof at November 04, 2009 08:09 PM (I3Udb)

154 Phillies are going down like a crack whore on a guy with a pocket full of twentys.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 04, 2009 08:09 PM (fXUQw)

155 Well, YO mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Posted by: Dr. Stupid at November 04, 2009 08:09 PM (blWnh)

156 Ace started a new thread and it's not the flame war!

Posted by: Barack Obama (designated rented mule for the flame war) at November 04, 2009 08:09 PM (kn+jW)

157
Running the laundry, sweeping the floor and planting some posies?

Nawww, I was down at the Exxon getting a hummer. Your Mom says "hi", btw.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 04, 2009 08:09 PM (Dh+s2)

158 Awww...come on Dang....I haven't been laid in years, can't find a woman that I can connect with on an emotional level and I don't like blowjobs. Can't you just gimme a hug?

Posted by: Red Headed Step Child at November 04, 2009 08:13 PM (rQTdM)

159
shut up, and go get a drummer with arms

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 04, 2009 08:15 PM (6wUpV)

160 Olbermann missed his 10 pm show last night because he went to the emergency room. Someone told him on set that the polls had been open since 8 am, and he panicked - he'd always heard that if an election lasts more than four hours, you've got to see a doctor right away.

Posted by: stuiec at November 04, 2009 08:18 PM (vgRPm)

161 I was the host in that TV show Spicoli ..... I'm really , really sorry about that botched operation you had ..... It's not like you had any real use for those balls , though .

Posted by: awkward davies at November 04, 2009 08:20 PM (wb68R)

162

154 Phillies are going down like a crack whore on a guy with a pocket full of twentys.

Why waste twentys, I heard two dollar bills from the track work just as well, the dumb fucks don't know the difference.

Posted by: Kemp at November 04, 2009 08:20 PM (2+9Yx)

163

Gawd, this sounds like the woodwind section at band camp getting psyched up.

Fags.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 04, 2009 08:23 PM (lMgJE)

164 Keith,
Come on over to my place and we will discuss who really is number one.

Posted by: The BEAR who eats jihadists at November 04, 2009 08:28 PM (PBGAP)

165 And since anything over 3 inches is not really a penis, I'm officially the most hung man in the world!

Posted by: Olbermann at November 04, 2009 08:36 PM (MMC8r)

166

72 Olberman has recently lost both his parents. So I give him a pass.

Poor Keefums, orphaned at 50

Posted by: kbdabear at November 04, 2009 08:38 PM (7FgWm)

167

Olberman has recently lost both his parents. So I give him a pass.

I don't. He managed to mug it up at the new Yankee stadium shortly after Mom died. Getting his picture taken with all the celebs that were there and honking around like he was some type of American Idol winner. Sorry. Everyone grieves differently, and I can see taking in a game to get your mind off your lose - but when you start clowning around trying to be a Jerry Seinfield groupie, my sympathy runs a little low.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 04, 2009 08:41 PM (V9SYy)

168 Could someone please explain why anybody with an IQ above room temperature gives f------ f--- what Keith Olbermann says?

Posted by: John W. at November 04, 2009 08:41 PM (d6ou7)

169 Olberman has recently lost both his parents. So I give him a pass.

I think I passed Olbermann a couple of days ago. Had to flush twice.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 04, 2009 08:55 PM (QECjC)

170 Pedro gassed

Posted by: dananjcon at November 04, 2009 08:59 PM (ttnfb)

171

First.

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at November 04, 2009 09:05 PM (rQTdM)

172 hey is a flame war leveling insults at one another or is there nuance to it?

Posted by: curious at November 04, 2009 09:12 PM (p302b)

173 [spam]

Posted by: jason the spammer at November 04, 2009 09:20 PM (kaVxu)

174 We killed ourselves to get away from our kid.

Posted by: Mr. & Mrs. Olberdouche at November 04, 2009 09:54 PM (cRKJI)

175 [Nice try spammer]

Posted by: FAKE jordan shoes SUCK at November 04, 2009 09:57 PM (PDSin)

176 Since Obama is not a credible President, guess what that makes me?

Posted by: President Joe Biden at November 04, 2009 10:32 PM (THTgH)

177 Defining adequacy down.

Posted by: anotheranon at November 04, 2009 10:48 PM (MwW+c)

178 Joe Scarborough mocks Queef Olberdouche!

Hilarious!

Posted by: Clever Moniker at November 05, 2009 12:39 AM (qs11W)

179 Since conservatives aren't really people, Obamuh won unanimously.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 05, 2009 02:04 AM (IqfKc)

180 To quote Lady Bracknell:

"To lose one parent might happen to anyone. To lose both begins to look like carelessness."

Posted by: mojo at November 05, 2009 10:13 AM (g1cNf)

181 I need to check what Media Matters says about this. Wait. Yep, Olbermann is right.

Posted by: kansas at November 05, 2009 10:37 AM (ynT/h)

182

I wouldn't click that link if you paid me to do it. And you haven't. Yet.
Nope. Won't do it.

A pox on the house of Olberdork.

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