DrewM. On the Scene at Hoffman HQ
Pulling up the headquarters. Pick by DrewM.
Exit Polls! More casting votes to oppose Obama than for him (barely); most important issues in NJ seems to favor Republicans (economy, taxes, corruption; health care comes in fourth. Update at Allah. Meantime, Drew just sent me a new vid. New Vids: Hoffman on the Tea-Party Movement.
DrewM really went beyond the call of duty to smuggle himself into Hoffman's headquarters. He has no updates yet, but I'll let you know when he does.
Update: Drew spoke to Rob Ryan, who identifies himself as the press guy for the campaign. Turnout is strong in the areas they want it to be, down by Syracuse and other blue collar areas. After work, it has been picking up, and it had already been solid. Putting a lot of faith in independents, based on polls. The mood is upbeat, but still determined and businesslike. They are not acting as if this is in the bag, nor telegraphing confidence that they have this in the bag. Getting a lot of calls from around the country from conservative activists who have supported him. One guy in Pennsylvania promises he'll be putting up a billboard hailing the defeat of the socialist in New York. One guy drove in from Vermont and has been working the phones all day. I always liked when reporters would report the mood of a headquarters, usually in a wink-wink way of revealing what the embargoed exit poll data said. I pressed Drew to tell me the Hoffman camp was "confident" but he preferred upbeat, determined, and businesslike. Drat. I wanted that "confident" quote.
The Candidate Enters: The previous vid from Drew.
Comments
Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at November 03, 2009 04:53 PM (tzcjs)
Posted by: Max Power at November 03, 2009 04:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: lorien1973 at November 03, 2009 04:55 PM (IhQuA)
Posted by: eddiebear at November 03, 2009 04:56 PM (wnU1W)
Posted by: fiatboomer at November 03, 2009 04:56 PM (0Wf6c)
Posted by: TEE866 at November 03, 2009 04:57 PM (TFoyC)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 03, 2009 04:57 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 03, 2009 04:57 PM (L2KXO)
Posted by: eddiebear at November 03, 2009 04:56 PM (wnU1W)
Homemade and plenty of it
Posted by: nevergiveup at November 03, 2009 04:58 PM (TfW4T)
Posted by: Humpbot at November 03, 2009 04:59 PM (GhHQb)
Posted by: AP political corresspondent at November 03, 2009 04:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Combo Pizza Extra Cheese at November 03, 2009 05:00 PM (L2KXO)
Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 03, 2009 05:00 PM (VRXuq)
Posted by: AP political corresspondent at November 03, 2009 04:59 PM (RD7QR)
That's called a barbacue where I come from
Posted by: nevergiveup at November 03, 2009 05:00 PM (TfW4T)
Posted by: Rocks at November 03, 2009 05:01 PM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 03, 2009 05:00 PM (VRXuq)
how you doin'?? (you're my pm girl--I never get to play here during the day!)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 03, 2009 05:01 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 03, 2009 05:02 PM (aDG19)
Posted by: Allahpundit at November 03, 2009 05:02 PM (0Wf6c)
He's got mirrors on the toes of his shoes and he's looking up the womens' skirts.
Posted by: Cicero at November 03, 2009 05:03 PM (QKKT0)
Wait a minute! There isn't one is there? AAAAAHHHHHHHHhahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Rocks at November 03, 2009 05:03 PM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Cicero at November 03, 2009 05:03 PM (QKKT0)
He's gonna be disappointed. They wear pants in Upstate NY.
Posted by: nevergiveup at November 03, 2009 05:06 PM (TfW4T)
Oh, and this must be the super awesome terrific happy hour election coverage someone was talkin' 'bout last night.
Posted by: Editor at November 03, 2009 05:13 PM (pUfK9)
You are not safe anywhere Editor.
So is this for real or is this a Val-U-Rite induced hallucination on the part of Ace and DrewM?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 03, 2009 05:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 03, 2009 05:19 PM (Haq+B)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 03, 2009 05:23 PM (NtiET)
Posted by: Cheri at November 03, 2009 05:23 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Intrepid at November 03, 2009 05:24 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Tweetwing Plover, now with 20% more brain damage! at November 03, 2009 05:24 PM (UXddJ)
-- George Washington
on shoulders of true giants
Posted by: real tears...(i know, i know; what a pussy) at November 03, 2009 05:26 PM (8iTbj)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 05:30 PM (bftbi)
The night of the "Zombie" threads. They die, but then they come back!
Could this be a good omen for the morons?
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 05:30 PM (2+9Yx)
One does not hide from PGiS.
The best option you've got is to play dead until she tires of toying with your mangled corpse.
Posted by: reason at November 03, 2009 05:30 PM (q/kmn)
"One guy drove in from Vermont and has been working the phones all day."
Worthless gesture. We would've gotten him a ballot or two.
Posted by: Bertha Lewis at November 03, 2009 05:32 PM (q/kmn)
DrewM really went beyond the call of duty to smuggle himself into Hoffman's headquarters.
Does Hoffman know he's been infiltrated by RINO Scuzzy spies?
I KEED!
Posted by: Entropy at November 03, 2009 05:32 PM (cok/k)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 03, 2009 05:32 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: Humpbot at November 03, 2009 05:33 PM (GhHQb)
9 All I want to know is: what kind of liquor is being served there?
Posted by: eddiebear at November 03, 2009 04:56 PM (wnU1W)
Homemade and plenty of it
I don't know the thought of NY moonshine sort scares me. I never heard of Yankees making shine.
Just saying Drew, don't drink any of that shit, till one of the locals takes a pull.
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 05:34 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Zombie Dummy (the only amnesiac at AoSHQ) at November 03, 2009 05:34 PM (IoxPW)
Just saying Drew, don't drink any of that shit, till one of the locals takes a pull.
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 05:34 PM (2+9Yx)
We don't. We smuggle it over the state line from Canada. Ain't ya never heard of Old Joe Kennedy?
Posted by: nevergiveup at November 03, 2009 05:35 PM (TfW4T)
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 05:36 PM (AnTyA)
Keep it up in Virginia too.
Come on New Jersey! Don't let us down.
Posted by: Trish at November 03, 2009 05:36 PM (0U5Kd)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 03, 2009 05:36 PM (RZ8pf)
DrewM really went beyond the call of duty to smuggle himself into Hoffman's headquarters.
So Scuzafava wrapped him in a rubber and smuggled him in her butt?
That's the word on the street
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 05:37 PM (bftbi)
Well, that was a sockpuppet. Does no troll dare pop in here for a chat on this fine chilly autumn eve?
Posted by: Troll Adjuster at November 03, 2009 05:37 PM (wgLRl)
#39
I don't believe that will work anymore, liquor is a hell of a lot more expensive in Canada, eh?
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 05:37 PM (2+9Yx)
I love balloons!
That's all the substance I have to add. Um, what time do the polls closed? I'm still registered in CA so I can't vote out here.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 03, 2009 05:38 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 03, 2009 05:38 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 05:37 PM (2+9Yx)
Well as my wife says: Why pay less?
Posted by: nevergiveup at November 03, 2009 05:38 PM (TfW4T)
oWf6c=Oh, fuck?
It's not VD, but I think we can remember that.
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2009 05:39 PM (IoxPW)
Do they have online voting? In TX, they have a method whereby you can vote online if you aren't in the county of your residence.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 03, 2009 05:39 PM (zmiSr)
Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 03, 2009 05:40 PM (UXddJ)
Hopefully Corzine and company will have to go and participate in the evening service at the Save a Soul Mission with Sister Sarah. Heh, I typed Sarah.
Posted by: Intrepid at November 03, 2009 05:40 PM (92zkk)
I don't know the thought of NY moonshine sort scares me. I never heard of Yankees making shine.
When we still lived in NY-then NH, my dad had a mason jar full of clear liquid. I finally got tall enough, with the help of a stool to get that jar down one day. Heh...There is definately some moonshine around in upstate NY..least there used to be.
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at November 03, 2009 05:41 PM (sXEVG)
Posted by: vagabond trader at November 03, 2009 05:42 PM (Rudp/)
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 05:42 PM (2+9Yx)
Haha, that's cool! I always voted absentee when I was living in CA anyway, just because it was easier than going to the local polls. LA had its election earlier this year so I got nothing to vote for today. I just wish I could vote for Hoffman since I'm out here in the the snowy tundra.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 03, 2009 05:42 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 03, 2009 05:42 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 03, 2009 05:38 PM (GZnia)
Hey, girlfriend! I've been wondering if you're in NY-23. How's it going? I see your name in the weekly standings, but haven't really seen you in the comments.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2009 05:42 PM (9Wv2j)
Hells, no. Axelrod ain't paying us enough for what's going down tonight.
Posted by: honest cloud, Jack ryan, erg, and diderot's dog at November 03, 2009 05:42 PM (IoxPW)
there are a lot of real ridge runners in new york State... and the shine is smooth
sorry nyc redneck;
but
F
NY city
Posted by: ridge runner - north at November 03, 2009 05:42 PM (8iTbj)
Posted by: the Democrat in 2004 at November 03, 2009 05:43 PM (UXddJ)
Showing my utter ignorance here, Rum is NY 23 the district you are in now? I confess to not having paid much attention to where exactly NY 23 is. I can barely keep track of our districts here in Washington State.
True story, in the last election I was all set to vote for a certain candidate, I was excited to vote for unnamed candidate. I opened my ballot, prepared to vote for that candidate, only to discover I wasn't actually in Candidate X's congressional district. Oops. Instead I voted for the unpopular candidate in my district out of spite.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 03, 2009 05:43 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 05:44 PM (2+9Yx)
Is this a bad thing or is Alpha on the up and up?
Bad thing. Very bad thing. Go to the Microsoft security web pages to find out how to undo it.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 03, 2009 05:45 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2009 05:46 PM (IoxPW)
PA Democrats run a clean shop right?
Posted by: WTFCI at November 03, 2009 05:47 PM (GtYrq)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 03, 2009 05:47 PM (RZ8pf)
Alpha Antivirus is NOT on the up and up. If given the chance, it will install itself on your system, and frequently warn you of non existent threats, and offer you the chance to pay some money to make those threats go away. I've had the same thing happen on Instapundit.com, and several other sites recently. Switching to Firefox stopped them.
If you do get the popup, hit ctrl alt delete, open the task manager, and kill explorer.
Posted by: DngrMse at November 03, 2009 05:47 PM (wynRm)
Posted by: nevergiveup at November 03, 2009 05:48 PM (TfW4T)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 03, 2009 05:48 PM (RZ8pf)
The GOP failed to address this from 1994 to 2006. Why? They might never have a chance to fix it again. When will the GOP get the Senate back? It only takes a few years for population changes to really make that difficult. If we ever get the full congress back, we MUST make it much harder to cheat in elections, census taking, redistricting. Tom Delay thought it more expedient to just try his own version of cheating... what a total idiot. It made him look good for a little while, but in the long term, we missed the chance to enact a huge reform that would have been difficult to undo.
Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at November 03, 2009 05:49 PM (3Okxb)
PGiS, I thought we were in the NY23 district but the boy looked it up and we're literally just outside the district. So poopers, we can't vote for Hoffman. Or, he can't since I'm registered in CA still.
No worries about the ignorance though. I still have no idea what district I was in when I lived in LA. I knew who my congressman was only when I opened up my ballot.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 03, 2009 05:50 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 05:52 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 05:52 PM (bftbi)
This is Upstate NY? The donkey hauling the canal barge might be tired.
Posted by: nevergiveup at November 03, 2009 05:53 PM (TfW4T)
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2009 05:46 PM (IoxPW)
No, I didn't download anything. It attached itself to the security center. I have Macaffee and am running scan now. Be advised, it is at times not letting me run the AOS homepage. Be afraid.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 03, 2009 05:54 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: maddogg at November 03, 2009 05:54 PM (OlN4e)
Yeah, well, there's that. But I just noticed that Diamond Bar is burning. And my stompy boots are still sulking in the closet. Call me crazy, but I miss snow!
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2009 05:55 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 05:56 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Editor at November 03, 2009 05:56 PM (pUfK9)
LOL. Trade ya! There's supposed to be snow showers tonight. Brrrr.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 03, 2009 05:56 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Drew M. at November 03, 2009 05:57 PM (9Wv2j)
what is drew uploading with a commodore 64?
Heh. My first computer was a Commodore Vic-20. I still have an old ad featuring William Shatner proclaiming it "The wonder computer of the 80's".
Posted by: Fred R. at November 03, 2009 05:57 PM (d+s7R)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 05:57 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Def Leppard at November 03, 2009 05:58 PM (hIOnV)
you know things are bad for Dems when CNN starts rolling out the "Obama election is creating a rise in hate groups" story again.
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 05:59 PM (bftbi)
While we're waiting for results to come in...
Let's bring back some old friends!
SOCKPUPPET PARTY!!!!
Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 03, 2009 05:59 PM (UXddJ)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2009 06:00 PM (9Wv2j)
39 I don't know the thought of NY moonshine sort scares me. I never heard of Yankees making shine.
They make it from maple sap
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 06:00 PM (AnTyA)
how long til the "angry, bitter, hateful" meme gets put out there if there is a republican sweep?
or the good old , "well america had a temper tantrum today" meme
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 06:01 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Tatiata Kozhevnikova at November 03, 2009 06:01 PM (UXddJ)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at November 03, 2009 06:01 PM (B5cM9)
Heh, not as bad as CA, but I have noticed them pushing the anti-Hoffman ads. Same whiny kinds of ads they use in CA = OMG THEY'RE GOING TO CUT EDUCATION!!111!!!!ELEVENTY!!!
Posted by: wherestherum at November 03, 2009 06:01 PM (GZnia)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 06:01 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2009 06:03 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, KY at November 03, 2009 06:03 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 06:04 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Julio from McDonalds at November 03, 2009 06:04 PM (UXddJ)
Sorry, guys, let me try it on the TRS-80, that'll be a lot quicker.
Interestingly, I have 2 of those in the office. they're not really useful.
Posted by: Mr. Crabington at November 03, 2009 06:05 PM (ia/06)
Posted by: The 80s at November 03, 2009 06:05 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 06:06 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: 1990's Bill Gates at November 03, 2009 06:07 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: His Holiness Tweet Paul II at November 03, 2009 06:07 PM (UXddJ)
Interestingly, I have 2 of those in the office. they're not really useful.
They make great paper weights.
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 06:08 PM (2+9Yx)
I'm sorry but the Hoffman headquarters looks like a highway rest area bathroom. What building is it in?
And is that a propane tank out in front, or a helium tank? I'm hoping helium because you know what that means--Balloons, baby, Balloons.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 03, 2009 06:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 06:09 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 06:10 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: MostlyRight at November 03, 2009 06:11 PM (JLpuP)
And is that a propane tank out in front, or a helium tank? I'm hoping helium because you know what that means--Balloons, baby, Balloons.
Propane balloons are way more fun, once you start flicking matches at 'em.
Posted by: stuiec at November 03, 2009 06:11 PM (7AOgy)
"And is that a propane tank out in front, or a helium tank? I'm hoping helium because you know what that means--Balloons, baby, Balloons WHIPPETS!"
FTFY.
Posted by: Bertha Lewis at November 03, 2009 06:11 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: reason at November 03, 2009 06:12 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 03, 2009 06:12 PM (B5cM9)
If Hoffman has some helium to spare, maybe he'll give his victory speech in a Donald Duck voice.
The moderates would eat it up.
Posted by: Cicero at November 03, 2009 06:12 PM (QKKT0)
"Drew can always mail the video in..that might be faster"
At this rate, we could all just go and observe it first-hand.
Posted by: reason at November 03, 2009 06:13 PM (sPO/s)
I'm sorry but the Hoffman headquarters looks like a highway rest area bathroom. What building is it in?
How do we know it's not just a highway rest stop that Drew just slapped a Hoffman poster on?This lack of video is kinda suspicious
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 06:13 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: stuiec at November 03, 2009 06:14 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 06:15 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Rockhound at November 03, 2009 06:16 PM (GhHQb)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 03, 2009 06:16 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Krtyen at November 03, 2009 06:17 PM (UXddJ)
It's safe to say that a photoshop is out of the question but, yeah, this could be where he picks his mom up after work or something.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2009 06:17 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Greg in Seattle's HS Girlfriend at November 03, 2009 06:17 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Fresh Air at November 03, 2009 06:17 PM (7r9DK)
You know, when you look at Hoffman's URL as it displays in the browser (in all lowers), your mind starts picking out funny word-groups.
doughoffmanforcongress
dough off, man. dough off.
Posted by: reason at November 03, 2009 06:18 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Dede Scozzafava at November 03, 2009 06:18 PM (97VME)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 03, 2009 06:18 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 03, 2009 06:18 PM (1doBx)
Posted by: Greg in Seattle's HS Girlfriend at November 03, 2009 06:17 PM (AnTyA
Yeah fine dandy, but were they into you?
Posted by: nevergiveup at November 03, 2009 06:18 PM (TfW4T)
Posted by: His Holiness Tweet Paul II at November 03, 2009 06:18 PM (UXddJ)
Posted by: His Holiness Tweet Paul II at November 03, 2009 06:19 PM (UXddJ)
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 06:19 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at November 03, 2009 06:19 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 03, 2009 06:20 PM (B5cM9)
you should put up the skull on this one!
Reid Suggests Health Care Reform May Not Come This Year
Asked if health care reform legislation will pass this year, Senate Majority leader Harry Reid told reporters today that "we're not going to be bound by any timelines."
"We need to do the best job we can for the American people," he said. "We want quality legislation, and we're going to do that."
Posted by: Jay at November 03, 2009 06:20 PM (ZxE4n)
Posted by: someone now sockpuppeting GiS at November 03, 2009 06:20 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: gus at November 03, 2009 06:21 PM (Vqruj)
Posted by: nevergiveup at November 03, 2009 06:21 PM (TfW4T)
Posted by: Cicero at November 03, 2009 06:21 PM (QKKT0)
Remember the time Ace put out the bleg for a laptop loaner. Before he realized that his battery pack wasn't quite seated properly in its slot? That was fuckin' hilarious.
don't taze me, bro
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2009 06:21 PM (9Wv2j)
Virginia: Kaine 52% Approval, But Obama Has 48% Approval
New Jersey: Corzine 43% Approval, But Obama Has 55% Approval
Posted by: YRM at November 03, 2009 06:21 PM (xNw7B)
Am I the only one who noticed that we're pretty much just a bunch of hecklers?
We heckle.
And we do it well.
Posted by: His Holiness Tweet Paul II at November 03, 2009 06:22 PM (UXddJ)
Posted by: gus at November 03, 2009 06:22 PM (Vqruj)
Posted by: reason at November 03, 2009 06:22 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2009 06:22 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: kefka at November 03, 2009 06:23 PM (n1uMU)
Posted by: Cicero at November 03, 2009 06:23 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: kefka at November 03, 2009 06:23 PM (n1uMU)
That's a feature not a bug.
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2009 06:24 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: Cicero at November 03, 2009 06:23 PM (QKKT0)
Maybe he slips the salami to selected supporters later on?
Posted by: nevergiveup at November 03, 2009 06:24 PM (TfW4T)
Posted by: Mr. Crabington at November 03, 2009 06:24 PM (ia/06)
Posted by: Fresh Air at November 03, 2009 06:25 PM (7r9DK)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2009 06:25 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: reason at November 03, 2009 06:26 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 06:27 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Hoffman's Interior Decorator at November 03, 2009 06:27 PM (B5cM9)
Don't bunk Drew while he's in the middle of something, Peaches.
We might miss out on more handshaking and old-lady-kissing!
Posted by: reason at November 03, 2009 06:28 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Tweet Sharpton at November 03, 2009 06:28 PM (UXddJ)
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at November 03, 2009 06:28 PM (sXEVG)
Yeah, he's soooooo cool, unlike stuffy old Newt, who's only, you know, been there through thick and thin, working for you. Thanklessly. Tirelessly. But noooooo, don't listen to me. No, suddenly you're all, ooooh, we don't want to support the Republican, we want to choose our own candidates. We know better than the GOP.
Pfft. Whatever. What. Ever.
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at November 03, 2009 06:28 PM (MT+0i)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 03, 2009 05:42 PM (nxUYP)
You sure it wasn't the animal pron you had open in another window ?
I keed, I keed.
Posted by: Blazer at November 03, 2009 06:29 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: Cicero at November 03, 2009 06:29 PM (QKKT0)
No shit. I'd rather have that than fakey Greek columns any day.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2009 06:29 PM (9Wv2j)
Am I hearing things, or did that one guy ask where the Beef Jerky rack was?
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 06:29 PM (AnTyA)
It's rec room mania!
Perfect for Amway parties, political meetings and getting your high school girlfriend to take off her bra.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 03, 2009 06:29 PM (1doBx)
Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses, unless they're gay at November 03, 2009 06:30 PM (UXddJ)
Posted by: Dede Scozzafava at November 03, 2009 06:31 PM (97VME)
Posted by: Bluto Hoffman for Congress at November 03, 2009 06:31 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at November 03, 2009 06:31 PM (+lsX1)
I spent a week one night in Syracuse.
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at November 03, 2009 06:32 PM (1doBx)
Posted by: Seinfeld at November 03, 2009 06:32 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 03, 2009 06:32 PM (Vl5GH)
Yeah I agree that Steak N Ale campaign office is nothing.
The Obama Seiu Acorn building is tops.
Posted by: gus at November 03, 2009 06:32 PM (Vqruj)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 03, 2009 06:32 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 03, 2009 05:42 PM (nxUYP)
The same thing happened to me earlier today when I went on AoS. In order to stop this from loading on your computer, use task manager to close the windows. Do not click on install or cancel. Then run MalWare to see if anything got through.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 03, 2009 06:33 PM (EhlQq)
I'll bet the restroom has a condom machine.
Posted by: Cicero at November 03, 2009 06:33 PM (QKKT0)
Wasn't that Newt over in the corner playing the Galaga machine?
Posted by: TexasJew at November 03, 2009 06:34 PM (1doBx)
Where's DrewM.?
(I mean, Watertown or Saranac Lake?)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 03, 2009 06:32 PM (Vl5GH)
Petticoat Junction...Sam's store.
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2009 06:34 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 06:34 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Newt Gingrich, kicking the Galaga cabinet at November 03, 2009 06:36 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at November 03, 2009 06:38 PM (sXEVG)
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 06:34 PM (AnTyA)
That's so eastern USA. In Idaho, they attach an old used toilet seat. No one ever steals those restroom keys!
Posted by: concious, but incoherent at November 03, 2009 06:38 PM (kn+jW)
Sonya Sotomayor endorses Marco Rubio in FL saying:
"I would hope a Latin male, given the richness of his experience would make better decisions than a squishy old white guy, (who by the way seems a little light in the loafers), as Florida's senator for the next six years..
I embellished that a little.
mg
Posted by: mghorning at November 03, 2009 06:40 PM (WNVVB)
Where's DrewM.?
(I mean, Watertown or Saranac Lake?)
Stacey McCain said earlier that the Hoffman HQ is in Saranac Lake.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2009 06:41 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: labrat at November 03, 2009 06:44 PM (VpkbL)
So that right there tells me this Hoffman must be a stand up guy.
Posted by: benjamin at November 03, 2009 06:45 PM (jjlGZ)
Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 03, 2009 06:49 PM (QMGr1)
Posted by: that guy on youtube who yells fake at November 03, 2009 07:10 PM (mhdbo)
I guess for an accountant that passes for charisma.
I don't expect he'll be signing any speaking contracts anytime soon.
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 07:23 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses, unless they're gay at November 03, 2009 07:26 PM (UXddJ)
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Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 03, 2009 07:31 PM (TZazt)
Posted by: Retread at November 03, 2009 07:32 PM (pZ47R)
Regardless of whether Mr. Hoffman wins, this race sent a message to the GOP. Maximalists and Pragmatists stood together and rejected an liberal in GOP clothing.
Posted by: California Red at November 03, 2009 07:32 PM (tW88P)
There's alot of genuine conservative coverage, live and on-site, from NY-23 here too at The Other McCain. (And no, it's not the one who AP wants to bone.)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2009 07:34 PM (2qU2d)
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Posted by: john at November 03, 2009 07:39 PM (8QYn1)
Posted by: Retread at November 03, 2009 07:32 PM (pZ47R)
In most states, the cities come in last (it helps facilitate fraud). If 65%+ holds, I will be shocked.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 03, 2009 07:39 PM (T0NGe)
FTMFFY.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2009 07:40 PM (6YnAG)
Posted by: Humpbot at November 03, 2009 07:40 PM (GhHQb)
Drew,
You've done your duty, go find the GOP operatives that went up there to work, they'll have some booze. This HQ looks like a cheap accountant is running it. Oh, yeah, that's right. So, no booze, no balloons, no food, get the F out of there asap!
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 07:41 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:42 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at November 03, 2009 07:43 PM (BP8ea)
Posted by: nevergiveup at November 03, 2009 07:43 PM (TfW4T)
Posted by: wHodat at November 03, 2009 07:43 PM (+sBB4)
There's alot of genuine conservative coverage, live and on-site, from NY-23 here too at The Other McCain. (And no, it's not the one who AP wants to bone.)
you do know he is a nazi right wing supremicists baby eater and because you linked to him that makes you one by default. at least i heard that somewhere.
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:44 PM (bftbi)
Do you hear me NOW, Pelosi, Reid, and Bambi?
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 03, 2009 07:44 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at November 03, 2009 07:44 PM (BP8ea)
Hoffman baby I love ya. Ya did a great job, but talk about "white bread"?
i will take substance over style any day.
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:44 PM (bftbi)
Wait, is the party here now that this post is back on top?
Reading this blog sober today was a mistake.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 03, 2009 07:46 PM (RZ8pf)
somebody is going to have to break it to him.
(our momentum can't be denied).
Posted by: nyc redneck at November 03, 2009 07:46 PM (LoLsz)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:42 PM (bftbi)
Better yet. Piss on the mike cord during his speech. We'll know it's you by the seizures, especially if you aim for the spot with the electrical tape. Dare ya.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2009 07:47 PM (6YnAG)
Posted by: wHodat at November 03, 2009 07:47 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at November 03, 2009 07:48 PM (+lsX1)
OMG, the vote in VA is 65/35 in favor of McDonnel, per Fox News, so far. It's just total, decimation of the Democrats.
Do you hear me NOW, Pelosi, Reid, and Bambi?
this happens in every election. Early on it looks skewed because rural areas report before metropolitin areas. Wait til the cities or urban areas begin to turn in votes. I am not saying McDonell will lose, he won't, but it will be closer.
it works like this every election.
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:48 PM (bftbi)
Those returns reflect the vote of two sheep and one wolf. Let's not start [quoting Harvey Keitel] just yet, gentlemen.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2009 07:49 PM (6YnAG)
Posted by: wHodat at November 03, 2009 07:49 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:49 PM (bftbi)
Chrissy: The country is clearly becoming more racist and less enlightened
How is that possible? Our supreme leader was supposed to lead us out of the darkness and into the light. We should all have achieved at least the 7th level of enlightenment by now. We should be color blind, we should be linking our arms together and singing in perfect harmony with the rest of the world.
How could it all have gone so horribly wrong?
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Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:50 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:51 PM (bftbi)
Is that on the side, or is it chopped up in the "Fuckin' Done" Jell-o mold?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2009 07:51 PM (6YnAG)
I will ask them on your behalf what Sarah Palin's ass tastes like, 'cause they're getting a mouthful tonight.
Posted by: stuiec at November 03, 2009 07:51 PM (rBLs5)
Posted by: curious at November 03, 2009 07:52 PM (p302b)
220 i don't get msnbc where i live, can someone describe to me what olbermann and matthews tears taste like?
Lucky bastard!
Posted by: Kemp at November 03, 2009 07:53 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2009 07:53 PM (6YnAG)
don't get msnbc where i live, can someone describe to me what olbermann and matthews tears taste like?
I will ask them on your behalf what Sarah Palin's ass tastes like, 'cause they're getting a mouthful tonight.
this is a bad thing how exactly?
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:53 PM (bftbi)
I am not saying McDonell will lose, he won't, but it will be closer.
This is rubbish. Virginia's most populated cities, save Arlington, are all conservative or at least right-leaning. Roanoke, Richmond and Virginia Beach/Norfolk/Hampton Roads area are all solidly conservative. The only area to worry about is northern Virginia, which is suburban sprawl from D.C., with a lot of liberal refugees of the District.
There are no Clevelands or Detroits where votes can hide shoeboxes kept by ACORN volunteers.
Posted by: Fresh Air at November 03, 2009 07:53 PM (7r9DK)
Posted by: wHodat at November 03, 2009 07:54 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2009 07:55 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: wHodat at November 03, 2009 07:55 PM (+sBB4)
Even if most of that is non-urban, Deeds is in trouble.
Posted by: Retread at November 03, 2009 07:55 PM (VKUdB)
Ben--
I am not saying McDonell will lose, he won't, but it will be closer.
This is rubbish. Virginia's most populated cities, save Arlington, are all conservative or at least right-leaning. Roanoke, Richmond and Virginia Beach/Norfolk/Hampton Roads area are all solidly conservative. The only area to worry about is northern Virginia, which is suburban sprawl from D.C., with a lot of liberal refugees of the District.
There are no Clevelands or Detroits where votes can hide shoeboxes kept by ACORN volunteers
i agree with your assessment concerning the majority of virginny's urban areas, the point i was trying to make was that all elections seem like they are going republican big time early on. that is because rural areas that are overwhelmingly conservative turn in their votes first. less votes, less work, easier to get in on time. The cities take more time. So the numbers will get closer. I think McDonnell will win by 13-15, but he is not going to win by a 2-1 margin.
I am just saying don't let the early numbers fool you, wait til the citites report and you will get a better idea of what the final numbers will look like.
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:56 PM (bftbi)
Deeds is done. I am telling you. It just won't be 67 to whatever.
It will be 56-44 or something like that.
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:58 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 07:58 PM (AnTyA)
'09 Exit Polls: Vast Economic Discontent Spells Trouble for Dems in 2010
Posted by: wHodat at November 03, 2009 07:58 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 07:59 PM (bftbi)
Let's not start sucking eachother's dicks quite yet, gentlemen. We all know how the democrat playbook reads - keep counting until you win.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 03, 2009 07:59 PM (Dh+s2)
Posted by: Doc at November 03, 2009 07:59 PM (rzJpR)
Posted by: 4ican at November 03, 2009 07:59 PM (dcUad)
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 07:59 PM (AnTyA)
220 i don't get msnbc where i live
Do you have to pay the cable company extra for that feature?
no, they have the golf channel where msnbc should be. I'm not complaining, but I do remember watching MSNBC on election night 2004. God it felt soooooooooooo good.
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 08:00 PM (bftbi)
Let's not start sucking eachother's dicks quite yet, gentlemen.
That's not standard equipment on my particular model of moron so no problem.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 03, 2009 08:00 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Steve over in audio at November 03, 2009 08:02 PM (DtTM9)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2009 08:02 PM (6YnAG)
238
Let's not start sucking eachother's dicks quite yet, gentlemen.
Umm...sure you're on the right web site?
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 08:03 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 08:03 PM (bftbi)
That's not standard equipment on my particular model of moron so no problem.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 03, 2009 08:00 PM (RZ8pf)
Well, let's not start sucking PGiS's naughty parts just yet.
Is that better?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2009 08:04 PM (6YnAG)
Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2009 08:04 PM (F79OE)
Let's not start sucking eachother's dicks quite yet, gentlemen.
That's not standard equipment on my particular model of moron so no problem.
Comments like these is why I love this place.
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at November 03, 2009 08:04 PM (sXEVG)
Posted by: beedubya at November 03, 2009 08:04 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2009 08:04 PM (6YnAG)
Umm...sure you're on the right web site?
like i asked before, is gabe on scene covering the referendum in maine?
i keed
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 08:05 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2009 08:06 PM (F79OE)
Remember, this is NOT a referendum on The Precedent. At all. Nothing to do with national politics. Move along, citizen.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 03, 2009 08:06 PM (Dh+s2)
Point taken. The gap may narrow after Richmond, Arlington and Tyson's Corner report, but it ain't going away.
Posted by: Fresh Air at November 03, 2009 08:06 PM (7r9DK)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2009 08:07 PM (6YnAG)
Ben--
Point taken. The gap may narrow after Richmond, Arlington and Tyson's Corner report, but it ain't going away.
indeed. my guess is 56-44
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 08:08 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2009 08:05 PM (bftbi)
Hey, now. That's a moron in good standing. NTTATWWT.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2009 08:09 PM (6YnAG)
Posted by: Robert Stacy McCain at November 03, 2009 08:09 PM (Ty6H9)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 03, 2009 08:09 PM (Dh+s2)
Posted by: Cromwell Dixon, boy aeronaut, at November 03, 2009 08:11 PM (fmsY3)
Thanks for all the great reporting!!!
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2009 08:11 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 03, 2009 08:11 PM (6YnAG)
For the hearing impaired.
Posted by: toby928: Please don't eat me at November 03, 2009 08:17 PM (PD1tk)
RSM left his cigarettes on the national news desk (Table 3 at A.M. Smith's restaurant). Can you get them for him, please?
Best I could do.
Posted by: Fresh Air at November 03, 2009 08:19 PM (7r9DK)
#228
Richmond is conservative? You ever been in VA? That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It's a BLACK city. The city is NOT in a county. It is a full blown democrat hell hole.
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