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Scarborough Does Olbermann Impression

Funny because it's true. Via Newsbusters, which has a transcript if you'd rather read that. The transcript itself is funny, and reads like Keith Olbermann off his meds and in a manic episode, otherwise known as "Keith Olbermann."

Posted by: Ace at 03:34 PM



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1 1st! take that AP!

Posted by: YRM at November 02, 2009 03:37 PM (xNw7B)

2 Hi! We're MSNBC and our ratings suck!

Posted by: Def Leppard at November 02, 2009 03:38 PM (hIOnV)

3 ok, seriously:

funny, problem is Scarborough is a wimp house Republican for MSNBC that has made ludicrous attacks on other Republicans & FOX News commentators

Posted by: YRM at November 02, 2009 03:38 PM (xNw7B)

4 He is a hack but that was funny.

Posted by: lance at November 02, 2009 03:39 PM (BlbaS)

5 I have my qualms with Scarborough, but that was hilarious. We need to see that more often.

Posted by: Brandon Kiser at November 02, 2009 03:40 PM (zGgjL)

6
There's something about Mika's phony-ass smarmy attitude that makes my Pimp Hand© get all jittery.


Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at November 02, 2009 03:41 PM (Uf4aV)

7

yeah it's not the impersonation so much as the laughter from the peanut gallery.

msnbc may not like conservatives, but I'm betting that more people that work there like olbermann a lot less.

Posted by: Kramer & Frank Costanza at November 02, 2009 03:42 PM (pLTLS)

8 FYI: Newt Gingrich is almost funny on "The Late Late Show" with Craig Ferguson.

Ferguson recommends the GOP be the party of Bob Hope and cocktails and saying silly things party.

I agree.

Posted by: WTFCI at November 02, 2009 03:44 PM (GtYrq)

9 Very good- love the mental patient cadence.
"Tonight- a confederate flag- is raised- in Richmond"!
Start practicing Bathtub Boy. I may actually watch you tomorrow.

Posted by: jjshaka at November 02, 2009 03:45 PM (CQ1sr)

10 1. Olbermann will prob. whine about this to MSNBC & get Scarborough in trouble

2. after this gem, Scarborough is inviting that hack O'Donell in the following segment follwed by that joke Chuck Todd, it's a reminder what a joke Scarborough is as much as Olbermann is

Posted by: YRM at November 02, 2009 03:45 PM (xNw7B)

11 Scarborough is not a true conservative. I bet he voted for Obama.

Posted by: Purity Republican at November 02, 2009 03:47 PM (muUqs)

12

methinks mike and joe are bumping nasties.

why do they sit so close to one another?? they've got an entire table between them and she's basically in his lap half the time.

yeah it was funny but scarborough can still kiss my lily white ass.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 02, 2009 03:47 PM (pLTLS)

13 Deep down, there IS some good left in Joe...

Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 02, 2009 03:47 PM (B5cM9)

14 I couldn't see the video.  Did Scarborough dress up like a jackass?

Posted by: polynikes at November 02, 2009 03:48 PM (m2CN7)

15 Mika doesn't like the teasing of libs, you can see it

Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 02, 2009 03:48 PM (B5cM9)

16 This is Scarborough impersonating Ben Affleck impersonating Olbermann.

Posted by: WTFCI at November 02, 2009 03:49 PM (GtYrq)

17 msnbc may not like conservatives, but I'm betting that more people that work there like olbermann a lot less.

remember ESPN? that network most of us are boycotting? the network that has gotten more and more political since Obama won? they had Olbermann over there...they hated him, rumors of sexual harassment , disrespect, and just plain duchebagness haunt his legacy over there

Posted by: YRM at November 02, 2009 03:49 PM (xNw7B)

18 Mika doesn't like the teasing of libs, you can see it

Her right nipple went firm.

Posted by: WTFCI at November 02, 2009 03:51 PM (GtYrq)

19 Did Scarborough dress up like a jackass? Posted by: polynikes

Let's just say he didn't have to change.

Posted by: Iskandar at November 02, 2009 03:51 PM (u1pln)

20

msnbc may not like conservatives, but I'm betting that more people that work there like olbermann a lot less.

I was going to recant the ESPN history - but YRM beat me to the punch.

Also remember, Joe and Keithum had "the shovel" incident at the Democratic National Convention, otherwise known as the four day period everyone fought with Keith.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 02, 2009 03:51 PM (V9SYy)

21 Her right nipple went firm.

I felt a tingle, myself.

Posted by: Her Left Nipple at November 02, 2009 03:51 PM (IhQuA)

22 Who was the stupid broad sitting next to him?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 02, 2009 03:53 PM (TfW4T)

23 When that liberal douchbag Mike Barnacle laughs at a joke about a liberal - that is a sure sign it is funny.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 02, 2009 03:53 PM (V9SYy)

24 17 msnbc may not like conservatives, but I'm betting that more people that work there like olbermann a lot less.

remember ESPN? that network most of us are boycotting? the network that has gotten more and more political since Obama won? they had Olbermann over there...they hated him, rumors of sexual harassment , disrespect, and just plain duchebagness haunt his legacy over there

Posted by: YRM at November 02, 2009 03:49 PM (xNw7B)

someone (tony snow??) may have said it best: you could fit all of olbermann's friends into a phone booth.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 02, 2009 03:53 PM (pLTLS)

25 omeone (tony snow??) may have said it best: you could fit all of olbermann's friends into a phone booth.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 02, 2009 03:53 PM (pLTLS)

They still have phone booths?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 02, 2009 03:55 PM (TfW4T)

26

"Tonight- a confederate flag- is raised- in Richmond"!

That was the line that really made me lol too!  Mika clearly wasn't amued.  Quel dommage!

Posted by: runningrn at November 02, 2009 03:56 PM (qP2BK)

27
Oh, keefums isn't going to like this at all.  And clearly the msnbc staff thinks he's complete tool douchebag just like everyone else.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 02, 2009 03:58 PM (Haq+B)

28
Either the blond finds Scarborough distasteful or just farted a blue flame crowd pleaser.

Posted by: Fish at November 02, 2009 03:59 PM (6mfq0)

29

Sir, have you sir, at long last sir, no sense, sir, of decency, sir?  Sir.

Posted by: Queef Olbermann at November 02, 2009 04:01 PM (w41GQ)

30 Back at Cow College, Keith's track team nickname was The Cleveland Steamer. They told him it was meant to compare him to an onrushing locomotive.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 02, 2009 04:04 PM (w41GQ)

31 Scarborough was all about fawning over the Indonesian imbecile during the election and much of the moron's illegitimate tenure in office.  He still thinks The Precedent has more than two brain cells to rub together - which shows where Joe fits on the intelligence scale.  I'm glad that Scarborough is jumping on the bandwagon, now, but he did conservatives (true conservatives, not morons like him) no favors with his generally idiotic commentary up till now.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at November 02, 2009 04:05 PM (A46hP)

32 This Just In:

ESPN is reporting trade talks between FoxNews and MSNBC.  Sources indicated that MSNBC will trade Joe Scarborough to FoxNews for Shepard Smith and a broadcaster to be named later.  Deep background sources indicate that broadcaster to be named later may be Geraldo (Gerry) Rivera.

When asked about the trade rumors Keith Olbermann was reported to have said, "Stop saying things about or I'll sue you.  Sir!"

/sarc

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 02, 2009 04:05 PM (GF+6V)

33 I'll go with the "blue flame crowd pleaser" for 400, Alex.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2009 04:05 PM (ZGhSv)

34 the full line was "tonight, the ghost of John Birch, rises above, a confederate flag, in Richmond."

Posted by: ace at November 02, 2009 04:07 PM (ub1pq)

35 Olberdouche should have stayed with sports

Posted by: Todd (the guy who thinks Olberman's breath smells like Obama's junk) at November 02, 2009 04:07 PM (LLOGQ)

36 35 Olberdouche should have stayed with sports stalking UConn basketball players

Posted by: Todd (the guy who thinks Olberman's breath smells like Obama's junk) at November 02, 2009 04:07 PM (LLOGQ)

/fixed it for ya, honey

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 02, 2009 04:11 PM (pLTLS)

37 Is this the Mika who was e-mailed important corrective "information" by her Lords and Masters in the White House the other day?

Looks pretty spicy in this clip.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 02, 2009 04:12 PM (aDG19)

38

Gee, the transcript of the Olbermann impression reads like a Charles Johnson post.

(Oops!  Was I not supposed to mention the LunGFish?)

Posted by: stuiec at November 02, 2009 04:17 PM (7AOgy)

39 Oops!  Was I not supposed to mention the LunGFish?

LGF/CJ/Allah/HotAir/ESPN/MSNBC/Lefties bashing is always fun

Posted by: YRM at November 02, 2009 04:23 PM (xNw7B)

40 Keith Olbermann?  Never heard of him!

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 02, 2009 04:23 PM (pZEar)

Posted by: JFH at November 02, 2009 04:27 PM (DkCuG)

42 Olberdouche should have stayed with sports

We tried to warn everyone.  Blue cursive ESPN couldn't save this guy from Douchalance.

Posted by: ESPN2 at November 02, 2009 04:28 PM (GtYrq)

43

There's something about Mika's phony-ass smarmy attitude that makes my Pimp Hand© get all jittery.

Yeah, Mika's a lib. But man, I would hit that into the middle of next week. She's really hot.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2009 04:29 PM (P33XN)

44

Aaaaah Mika...remember when you was just an intern and Rachel a struggling comedianne in the image of Margarate Cho w/o the gunt and kankles??

Those were wonderful, whimiscal, wacky days....[heavy sigh]

Posted by: maddow's middle finger at November 02, 2009 04:29 PM (1B81L)

45 It was very funny watching how uncomfortable this made Mika. She thinks the Democrats are going to get their asses kicked tomorrow, too.

Posted by: Greg Q at November 02, 2009 04:44 PM (87k2j)

46 40 Keith Olbermann?  Never heard of him!

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 02, 2009 04:23 PM (pZEar)

Right. And Nielson's says the same exact thing!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 02, 2009 04:48 PM (pLTLS)

47 Isn't Scarborough Country actually mocking Frank Rich for Rich's ridiculous GOP/Hoffman = Stalin opinion crapper in the Times?

Posted by: Mippilis at November 02, 2009 04:51 PM (VWhPF)

48

#20 - I was going to recant the ESPN history...

I suspect you meant your were going to recount it, right?  I wouldn't have picked that nit, except that "recant" actually means "to admit that an assertion or previously held belief is false".

Posted by: sherlock at November 02, 2009 04:57 PM (EDJhu)

49 Mika is dumb, but she has some nice tittays.  yessir

Posted by: MelodicMetal at November 02, 2009 04:59 PM (x4S2a)

50

"I.  Want.  Another.  Muffin."

Have another muffin, Keith. 

Posted by: Chas at November 02, 2009 05:05 PM (yjDfo)

51

45 It was very funny watching how uncomfortable this made Mika.

But the first part about how the Republican Party is "just horrific" didn't make her uncomfortable at all!  Joe might as well have been saying "You know, that Hitler fella was a bit of an anti-semite, right?"  Ahhh-yup nods Mika, like that's something all of us can agree on!

But this business of suggesting that conservatives may not be "extreme"?!  Whoa nelly, now that is something you shouldn't be allowed to say on TV!!  That is Joe commiting the unforgivable sin of "making everybody uncomfortble".  Tell me again how MSNBC is a "real news network"?

Posted by: sherlock at November 02, 2009 05:23 PM (EDJhu)

52 I actually want to watch Olbermann when the election results come in.  Just to see THE STUPID FUCKING LOOK ON HIS FACE!

Posted by: GarandFan at November 02, 2009 05:36 PM (ZQBnQ)

53 I'm late to the bar on this one, but is Mika Brzeszinski any relation to former Carter NSA Zbig "The Soviet Union rustbucket will have fallen apart by 2017" Brzeszinski?

Posted by: BuddyPC at November 02, 2009 05:37 PM (nSkOL)

54 Hate Mika, but love her rack.

Posted by: nickless at November 02, 2009 05:38 PM (MMC8r)

55 In defense of Mika, she has come to the defense of Sara Palin several times.

Posted by: Nellie B at November 02, 2009 05:39 PM (VxAZS)

56 I'm late to the bar on this one, but is Mika Brzeszinski any relation to former Carter NSA Zbig "The Soviet Union rustbucket will have fallen apart by 2017" Brzeszinski?

His daughter...a chip off the ol' blockhead...

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at November 02, 2009 05:40 PM (gHZfJ)

57 Aaah.

Puts the "ditz" into "pundits".

Posted by: BuddyPC at November 02, 2009 05:42 PM (nSkOL)

Posted by: Che Pizza at November 02, 2009 05:42 PM (SPSOE)

59 Mika is sexy as hell, but her wiring just ain't right.

Posted by: Kensington at November 02, 2009 05:47 PM (kSpSZ)

60 #18 made me look again.

I was disappointed, but the heaving sigh was a nice consolation prize.

Posted by: moron # 734632 at November 02, 2009 05:51 PM (p1s9n)

61 If Olbermann had any balls, he would call Joe out, but he won't.

Posted by: Dave at November 02, 2009 05:55 PM (vD7J6)

62 59 Mika is sexy as hell, but her wiring just ain't right.
Posted by: Kensington at November 02, 2009 05:47 PM (kSpSZ)


Wiring? She don't need no stinkin' wiring, with a chassis like that!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 02, 2009 05:57 PM (QECjC)

63

 

"tonight, the ghost of John Birch, rises above, a confederate flag, in Richmond."

 

Hey, I'll be able to see that from my house.

You betch'ya.

Posted by: Blazer at November 02, 2009 05:59 PM (mgUq3)

64 Mika doesn't like the teasing of libs, you can see it

I'd hit it.

Posted by: B. Clinton at November 02, 2009 06:02 PM (JfM+K)

65

Mika doesn't like the teasing of libs, you can see it

I'd hit it.

 

Hell I'd hit it too.

Posted by: H. Clinton at November 02, 2009 06:03 PM (JfM+K)

66

Hell I'd hit it too.

 

I wish someone would hit you with a Buick.

Posted by: B. Clinton at November 02, 2009 06:26 PM (iaMr2)

67 LMAO!

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Posted by: jason at November 02, 2009 09:16 PM (i1eiU)

69 Keith will exothermically decompose into a smoldering puddle of gooey bones one year from now.

Posted by: eman at November 02, 2009 09:43 PM (ZzgoC)

70 I think Mikka had a boob job.

Posted by: Sgt. Rock at November 02, 2009 09:49 PM (2jp4I)

71 Haha! Funny shit. Lighten up guys, Scarborough's alright. He's alright when caffeine-fueled.

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72 I'm late to the bar on this one, but is Mika Brzeszinski any relation to former Carter NSA Zbig "The Soviet Union rustbucket will have fallen apart by 2017" Brzeszinski?

Ah, yup. His daughter. Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, does it?

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 02, 2009 10:46 PM (cRGIX)

73 I bet this gets Joe the ol' "Worst Person in the World...this week" on Oberdouche.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 02, 2009 10:50 PM (cRGIX)

74

And clearly the msnbc staff thinks he's complete tool douchebag just like everyone else.

How could they not? How could anybody with more brains than a Rolling Stone political writer NOT think that Olbermann is a pathetic buffoon?  The guy is a giant pear shaped joke, and anyone who argues otherwise is too stupid to be left alone for any length of time.

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