Posted by: Y-not believes in recycling (old jokes) at October 31, 2009 09:49 PM (sey23)

And an ONT-INO is a moronette that post pictures of herself in a bra.  Ideological purity, I say!

Another year with too few trick-or-treaters. . . .

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 31, 2009 09:50 PM (Wkb8U)

You'll see come Wednesday.  You'll never be the same. 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 31, 2009 09:50 PM (Wkb8U)

You'll see come Wednesday.  You'll never be the same. 

Posted by: Editor at October 31, 2009 09:53 PM (YX6i/)

oh you're going to make me wait

tease

How To Dismantle an Atomic Bomb

--We're all over that.

Another year with too few trick-or-treaters. . . .

Halloween now belongs to the adults.  You don't believe me, look at the costumes of any store that carries them.  People are afraid to let their kids go out alone and only take them to people and neighborhoods they know.  Or they take them trick-or-treating at the mall.

Halloween is over. That can mean only one thing:
Christmas at the Obamas http://tinyurl.com/yceet2s

You're invited to an Obama White House Christmas party. I know I'm supposed to say holiday, but hey, it's my video.

New you moronettes must made a decision.   Beefcake or kitties. Maetenloch hates to made these type of decisions. One or the other.

Halloween now belongs to the adults.  You don't believe me, look at the costumes of any store that carries them.  People are afraid to let their kids go out alone and only take them to people and neighborhoods they know.  Or they take them trick-or-treating at the mall.

Posted by: katya at October 31, 2009 10:01 PM (RbvF+)

--Yeah, but the thing is, my neighborhood is safe and has plenty of children.  Maybe they did get their fill at the mall, but the weather is good and it's saturday so they don;t even have to worry about homework.

How appropriate.  A picture of Carter with a symbol of "Can't Do America."  He should take his freakin' cardigan and shove it up his ass.

That goes for the current "Can't Do America" president too.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2009 10:03 PM (ZGo/H)

Maybe there is a typo on the Sex Offenders Registry?

Hehehe my picture on Halloween? How appropriate

It's 10 eastern or really 9.  Shit this is not going to turn out well.

Take that damn picture of Carter down,  I know it Halloween, but that's TOO scary,  I don't need to been sick again.

Worst President, EVAH!

Do I say, "yes we can"? Is that before or after I boff Arafat and Megan Fox? So many questions, so few answers

Can you imagine the White House Christmas Ornament this year.  I usually collect them the years that a President I like is in office.

It's probably going to be elbow macaroni in the shape of teh Won's face on a paper plate spray painted with a gold halo.  More inspiring work from the NEA to remind us of how fucked we all are.

Can't wait.

Oh, it was like 70 degrees in CT today, no trick or treaters at all.  That electrified wire on the front door worked like a charm.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2009 10:03 PM (ZGo/H)

Maybe there is a typo on the Sex Offenders Registry?

Ha!  Pretty rural, and the only kids anywhere close go into town with their parents to hit up a real neighborhood.

Oh, yeah...and Fuck All You Yankee Haters!!!

"In the end there will be only Pinstripes!!!!"

We don't let our kittehs out on Halloween and July 4.  After hearing my sister's account of what happens to kittehs on those days when she worked at the Humane Society, there's no way I'm letting them out of my sight.

Love me some kittehs.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 31, 2009 10:12 PM (muUqs)

--I was even fewer for me than last year, and the weather has been good this year and last.

I will struggle to avoid the yummy candy until Monday, when I'll bring it into the office for the interns to munch.

Oh, it was like 70 degrees in CT today, no trick or treaters at all.  That electrified wire on the front door worked like a charm.

You think that works well, try the Rottweiler pit bull speaker system.  The little bastards and their parents shit in their pants as they run like hell.

Hey, we don't need no ghetto kids coming around, sorry!

RACIST!

>>Can you imagine the White House Christmas Ornament this year.

Red/Green Crescent.

I only had three kids this year for TorT. Kinda sad actually. Most of my neighbors turned out their lights. Jerks.

I'm still hungover from last night and sadly I was still in my pjs greeting people at the door. So I guess I shouldn't grip that I only had three.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 31, 2009 10:15 PM (QECjC)

You lack of faith in the pettiness of the female gender is disturbing.

Speaking of ideological purity, over on Kos they are gloating that campaign contributions to Blue Dogs have fallen, to which they attribute the latters'  stubborn resistance to ObamaCare. 

Couldn't the fall-off have something to do with their constituents warning them not to "go there"? 

How about challengers from the right, if any?  Are they siphoning off election dollars? Are the Dogs facing primary challengers from within their own party?

I've not seen any polling on the matter, so if anyone lives in a Blue Dog district it would be informative to learn the hot inside poop, the ultimate skinny, the real deal etc.

I'm filling up the flame thrower now as we speak. Come Wednesday night, its on like Donkey Kong.

100 92 that's what I was thinking.

I was thinking Giant Clock.

Wilfred a fag?  Guess that's how he got the di a beeties.

Kemp, OMG that was too funny.  I just hate it when you think you're done with the "little bastards" and at about 8:30 or 9:00 a very loud car drives into your little neighborhood and a shitload of undesirables pile out of the shitbox and start knocking on doors in their "colors" with pillow cases looking for candy. I should just give them razorblades so they can shave instead of candy.

Tonight we turned all the lights off and went to dinner at the Outback, got home around 8:00.  Works for me.

My Maserati does one eightyfive.

Lost my liscence, now I dont drive.

Its been good so far...

In case nobody has mentioned it, remember to set your clocks back.  Unless you're ignoring church services.  Then it won't matter for another 24 hours.  Unless you're going to the movies or something.  But if you're late for the movie, serves you right for skipping church.

#108

Yeah, I did the same thing.  It is sort of sad, these folks driving the kids to the nice neighborhood to pick up some shit. 

What does that tell the little bastards? 

Does no one in the ghetto give out candy? 

I have always found that those areas usually are very into holidays, so why do the parents take these kids outside their neighborhood AND always are the last little bastards to show up.

RACIST! That would be the parents.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 31, 2009 10:22 PM (MLaAD)

--Thanks.  I was in tears laughing at that one.

#120

Glad to hear that!

114 So:  what is everyone doing with their Obama Stimulus Bonus Hour tonight?

I'm putting it in the bank and trying to figure out how much he's going to tax it.

Posted by: eman at October 31, 2009 10:29 PM (ZzgoC)

I'm sure it'll be all over the police scanners.

Back at State U our apartment had a long and narrow hallway leading to the front door, which was on the first floor.

A particularly twisted roomie of mine used to answer the Trick-or-Treaters at the door by racing down the hall toward them yelling and cracking a 9-foot bullwhip.

Sent the little buggers racing right back out into the traffic.

Heh

I'll admit that when my kid was little we took him to our next door neighbor and then took him to see the in-laws and parents so they could ooooh and aaaah over the costumes I so lovingly sewed.

When he got older I dumped him off at his friend's house and we visited with the parents while the kids went off begging for candy.

My parents made us stop trick or treating at 14 or freshman year in high school, so that's what I did with the kid too.  Sounded like a reasonable age.

Does no one in the ghetto give out candy? 

Nose candy.

I can't believe they're going to look at the replay.  At least they're trying to get it right.  The officiating this year has been horrible.

Ok, homer, 3-2.

Allah quotes Ace in his "Quotes of the day".

Maybe Newt's hiring too?

#125

It's weird to me too, but in the South, it happens every year.  I am not sure what it is about, but Black kids bus into white neighborhoods every year and alway late in the evening.

WTF? 

We actually had a pretty good turnout here on LI. I went through 2½ big bags of Reese's PB cups.

And step 4 in How To Dismantle an Atomic Bomb will leave you dead from radiation poisioning in about four hours.

Nite all. And since I probably will just lurk about on Wed. night, Fuck all your moms.

"78

Oh, yeah...and Fuck All You Yankee Haters!!!

 "In the end there will be only Pinstripes!!!!""

Why not, Don. All of us have fucked yours.

That's right, Phillies red pinstripes.

Fuckin' Cheesteak eatin' posers...

Where do you people find all these fucked up links.  You seriously have way to much time in your hands.

How do you even google this stuff?

146

Evidently, tiny little beers.  It didn't take long.

Why not, Don. All of us have fucked yours.

Andy, I am not into fat chicks, you can have her.

Well, that was a sad excuse for Halloween. We now live in a really nice subdivision (they accidentally let the likes of us in) and usually lots of people drive here to get candy.

But the police were only letting residents in, so we had 4 knocks on the door the whole night.

Tornados suck.

#163

It was a JOKE!

re Megan Fox:

Like my daddy told me "Son, you don't screw their thumbs."

Holy shitballs, they're still going strong over on the other thread. I love a spirited debate as the much as the next m&m--but five hours later--no thanks.

Okay,  I'm going to HA to see what ACE "spoketh".

me and my brother had a generic Halloween costume we would wear. get a rubber 'scary face' mask, knitted cap, hoodie sweatshirt with a pillow shoved in the back for a hunchback, and we were 'ghouls'.

Best halloween prank was something a neighbor did some years ago. About a week before Halloween, he put a sort of scarecrow in a chair at his front door. Just some jeans and a flannel shirt stuffed with straw, boots, and a hat kind of hiding the 'face'.

Halloween night he dresses exactly like the scarecrow, and takes his seat by his front door. Everyone in the neighborhood has already seen his scarecrow in the days leading up to halloween, so on trick or treat night they just walk up to the door and ring his bell, paying it no mind- until the 'scarecrow' gets up out of the chair and scares the piss out of 'em. Even some adults were screaming like little girls.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 31, 2009 10:43 PM (Wkb8U)

--I agree.  Besides, it's Halloween.  Besides, I'm drinking Sleeman's.  Besides, in any case we can wait until Tuesday for any recriminations.

(I hope NJ goes well, but H.L.Mencken and all that.)

>But the police were only letting residents in, so we had 4 knocks on the door the whole night.

sounds like an episode of "The Prisoner"

For you all to enjoy...

Now this is a damn good question.

And a damn good conclusion, to boot.

#168

Yeah, WTF with that?  We got kittens, fat chicks, almost ghey diabetics, and babes with bad thumbs.

I think this thread rocks!

It's weird to me too, but in the South, it happens every year.  I am not sure what it is about, but Black kids bus into white neighborhoods every year and alway late in the evening.

WTF? 

Posted by: Kemp at October 31, 2009 10:35 PM (2+9Yx)

We had that happen around here a few years ago and its kind of legendary in these parts. A couple of church in urban Richmond packed about 10 buses full of kids and dropped 'em off in an upscale neigborhood right up the road from me around 9 p.m., long after most folks turn their lights off or the candy runs out.

The kids along with a few adults were so peeved at not getting candy, they started taking down Halloween decorations and vandalizing houses and cars. Some homeowners were even assaulted when they tried to intervene. The police had to cordone off the neigborhood and clear the motley bunch of heathens out. A friend of mine who lives there said more than half of the group were probably high school age.

This actually made the paper. Predictably, people from the church were interviewed who attributed it all to racism and not the homeowners who were terrorized and had their property damaged

Take that damn picture of Carter down,  I know it Halloween, but that's TOO scary,  I don't need to been sick again.

Worst President, EVAH!

Posted by: Kemp at October 31, 2009 10:09 PM (2+9Yx)

He's being rapidly eclipsed. (RACIST)

Like my daddy told me "Son, you don't screw their thumbs."

I guess you've never gotten as much as a hand-job.

I'm a big picture person so when I see people (and more importantly people on the same side)  infighting over procedure and not substance I tend to lose intrest. Okay so I guess here procedure could be the equivalent to subst...er, you know what, I'm stopping myself now. If I wanted to continue down this line of thinking I'd be over there.

It was interesting though. I'm usually so busy with work during the day that I don't get to check out what an on-topic mid-day thread looks like. I always get the R rated (if not X rated ONT thread). As the great Seinfeld says, "not that there's anything wrong that with that".

186 

Shouldn't you be fucking your mother?

and Fuck Allah P. wjile we're at it. 

His take on the Detroit Imam is/was the last post of his I'll read.  F'N Pantywaist.

I wish Ace would suck off Dr. Zero instead of C.Dodd and get him posting over here!

Who's Dr. Zero?

Posted by: Jaimo at October 31, 2009 10:58 PM (MqcAZ)

The only reason to even bother going to Emo Air.

Good Evening:

Love Halloween - because the kids have only 1 rule: All Snickers belong to Dad.

I have a freezer full of Snickers right now. Nothing better for breakfast than a frozen Snicker.

Plus, the family and 1 decided for dinner to be gluttons. 50 cent corn dogs at Sonic and Free Black Tacos at Taco Bell.

Really healthy eating today.

Oh, and Yankee haters - 5-3 the real pinstripes.

#184

Blazer,

Bingo, trying to make something happen. 

The nice thing about having a long ass drive way, the lazy bastards won't walk up it.  The Pitt bull recording also is a deterrent like nothing you've ever seen!

I've actually heard them say, we're not going up there that guys got a pitbull!

Just step across the infer red switch to hear it!

Posted by: Jones at October 31, 2009 10:58 PM (1cda

Now that's just ridiculous. You wouldn't be able to drink. It would take 45 minutes just to go to the bathroom in that get-up

Now that's just ridiculous. You wouldn't be able to drink. It would take 45 minutes just to go to the bathroom in that get-up

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 31, 2009 11:01 PM (Wkb8U)

What do you think the tail is for?  Hello - catheter.

The thumb shit makes me done with Megan Fox... NOT

Seriously, who gives a fuck????

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2009 10:54 PM

Kinda hard to do with your mom licking my balls and your father tossing my salad. If he does a good job prepping the bull maybe I'll let him eat a creampie.

Posted by: Fish at October 31, 2009 11:02 PM (6mfq0)

as long as we're telling Halloween stories, last night i decided to go to a friend of my gf's costume party, my gf went as a Vampire Countess & me as the Grim Reaper (AKA: Death), w/ the black faceless hood people didn't know whether i was real or what half the time

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 31, 2009 11:04 PM (QECjC)

Megan Fox doesn't have thumbs, they are called Hollywood butt plugs. 

to each his own.

but that just looks uncomfortable and hot (temp. wise).

It's only 10 do you realize morons we have a free hour to drink tonight?

I am out of Jagger, damn it.  Don't know what I'll do for my breakfast drink. 

Think I go to citrus valu rite with green tea.  Need those antioxidants don't you know.

221

It's only 10, buck up here!

Posted by: mystry at October 31, 2009 11:04 PM (kmgIE)

the wheelbarrel discussion from a few weeks back.which ironically turned into a religion thread.

purified.

after all, that's the word of the day apparently.

I bowl with a couple who have a big party every year and they always dress up as something truly sick and demented, like the OBGYN or the protologist, or even a large cucumber with a rubber on it, well you get the picture.

Apparently they get all shittered and then pull an all nighter.  I sure hope they get some sleep before we bowl tomorrow night.

Posted by: Fish at October 31, 2009 11:02 PM (6mfq0)

"my conservative father beat my ass for acting like a liberal.  I deserved the ass whoopin'."

Goodnight Shoebooty

@201

I forgot to mention that most didn't even have Halloween costumes on. To be fair, I live in an upper middle class neighborhood that is probably about 65% black. We have never had a problem here of any sort.

I attribute it to the thug entitlement mentality that permeates the inner cities. Saw plenty of that too in a predominately white trailer park I lived in when I first got married and money was tight.

I certainly don't know anyone who does the whole "naughty costumes and jagermeister" party

I think that's how most adult parties this day in age.

The party I went to last night, most girls dressed a little more risque than they usually would. Or they came as a counterpoint to their significant other.

It's the one night of the year where we can skank it up in public and it's accepted.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2009 10:03 PM

I'm at 10 yrs.

I'm going to engage in post abuse tonight cuz I'm going for #666 on Halloween.

Posted by: arhooley at October 31, 2009 11:03 PM (BC9Ht)

I wouldn't do that if I were you, especially not on Halloween during the witching hour.

Thats bad-mojo overload right there.

224 I'm on a Sleeman Draught.  Good stuff, even if no longer "ideologically pure" Canadian beer.

I'll see that and raise you a Celebrator - Dopplebock from Ayinger. 

"Ideologically Pure Bavarian Goodness"

Blazer,

Richmond has gotten to be thug heaven.  The problem VA has, and my family got there in 1640, is the cities are not in the counties, old English law, so you can not delude the black urban vote with the suburban vote like NC or SC and to some extend GA.  You're not living in The City, unless your in the fan?

Right?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 31, 2009 11:11 PM (IOC9o)

PA the enabler.

I didn't see and can't find analpundit's piece on the Detroit imam, but a few more of his buddies were just arrested across the border in Windsor, Ontario.

#239

RACIST

OMFG!!

10 cc's of eye bleach--stat

http://tiny.cc/h5lFH

#239

RACIST

Posted by: Kemp at October 31, 2009 11:16 PM (2+9Yx)

Hater!

OMFG!!

10 cc's of eye bleach--stat
--------------------------
I think she's naked in that pic.

OMFG!!

10 cc's of eye bleach--stat

how do you know that's not from her regular wardrobe?

Blazer,

Richmond has gotten to be thug heaven.  The problem VA has, and my family got there in 1640, is the cities are not in the counties, old English law, so you can not delude the black urban vote with the suburban vote like NC or SC and to some extend GA.  You're not living in The City, unless your in the fan?

Right?

Posted by: Kemp at October 31, 2009 11:15 PM (2+9Yx)

The Fan is about as blue as you can get. Whole lot of hippies, emos and greenies there. At any rate, the counties far outweigh the city in population and conservatives.

Its NOVa that is putting the screws to us.

#242

I will have to say, that that is pretty cool.  I don't remember Bush having a Halloween party.  I guess either the media didn't cover it, or his kids were in college, so what would be the point. 

I have to give "the one" credit here, he is working every fucking angle he has, this will play well!

Kemp

hey mystry-

am pretty sure he did put the kibosh on some of those comments a few times.

hey did you see what happened at the issue 9 rally yesterday? some of the cincinnati for progress people showed up to stage a counter press conference. a pro-nine supporter was holding up a sign and a nine opponent smacked his arm down.

nice to see the adults are in charge.

Back at State U our apartment had a long and narrow hallway leading to the front door, which was on the first floor.

A particularly twisted roomie of mine used to answer the Trick-or-Treaters at the door by racing down the hall toward them yelling and cracking a 9-foot bullwhip.

Sent the little buggers racing right back out into the traffic.

Heh

Posted by: effinayright at October 31, 2009 10:31 PM (k6cRx)

Now that there is teh funny.  I'd love to hang around & read the rest of the comments & add some more myself, but I hurt my knee again today . . . so I'm going to curl up with a lot of vodka & a movie.  Maybe an old episode of The Avengers (the TV show, not the movie), or maybe Hot Fuzz or maybe whatever looks good on the DVD rach.  I almost corrected the spelling there but I like the way that looks.  Rach.  Not rack, rach.  Yes, I've been in the hooch already.  Did I mention my knee is hurting rather badly?  Yup.  Have a good ONT, M&Ms.

maybe the other thread is more active

Posted by: Jones at October 31, 2009 11:24 PM (1cda

You mean the latest "No True Scottsman" one ? Spoke my peace in there and d-d'd. I try to avoid those as much as possible now.

kemp-

it's not about the party (they do that every wednesday night didn't ya know...)

her costume. BLECH! every feminine instinct in me recoils when I see her.

I mean, I won't speak for the other m'ettes but I know I don't have a staff of 10 dressing me when I leave for work in the morning.

 Love the 50 cent corn dogs as well.  Couldn't wait until Halloween once I saw the sign go up at my local Sonic. Got six and a Route 44 vanilla Coke.

Yea, I actually started to order only 3 (the son and I were the only one chowing on corn dogs - well, and the actual house dog). Guy at Sonic talked me into ordering 5 with the great logic of "hey, its only a $1 more". Glad I did. The 11 year wolfed down 2 in zero seconds. He also sucked down the 2 black tacos in no time flat. Next thing I know, he is leaning up in the front of Mrs. Mallamutt's Mom van and telling me "you know, there's another Taco Bell about 5 minutes away".

247 242... just saw a clip of that on Channel   7 Boston and what is out of frame in that picture is a Wookie... seriously...

MO was on  the left and Chewy was on the right.. I am trying to find the clip now...

LOL'd and my wife is like  "Whats so funny?"...

Does anyone have a problem with church groups bringing children into the better neighborhoods to trick or treat?

I do, only because it costs more to do that than it would cost to bring all of the kids to a local school or church and throw a Halloween party for them.  It smacks of laziness and indifference on the part of the community they are traveling from.

Posted by: Jones at October 31, 2009 11:24 PM (1cda

I don't care to go back. At one point they were debating Iceland. (???)

And for those that did read analpundit's (undoubted) b.j. re. the Detroit imam, here's a real libertarian's review of the situation and the Canadian connection too. A must read even if you don't need a HA antidote.

Imam my arse: The late Luqman Ameen Abdullah was a convicted criminal (felonious assault and carrying a concealed weapon), born and raised in Detroit, who is better known as Christopher Thomas.

Mosque my arse: The Masjid Al-Haqq belonged to a group that called itself "Ummah" which was founded and headed by Jamil Abdullah Al-Amin, also known as H. Rapp Brown, the former Black Panther who is currently serving a life sentence for shooting two police officers.

And no one on the poor, black, west side of Detroit, where the Al-Haqq was based, or anyone at the Muslim Alliance in North America (MANA), a newish national network of masjids, where Imam Luqman sat on the organization's governing shura, had the faintest idea what was going on. Of course. No one ever does.

#260

Fuck it's Wednesday, shit were did the time go?

Interesting to see other people here deal with the ghetto goons showing up for Halloween. Not at my house. Those fuckers get enough handouts the rest of the year. You ain't getting shit from me.

And get the fuck out of my neighborhood.

I do, only because it costs more to do that than it would cost to bring all of the kids to a local school or church and throw a Halloween party for them.  It smacks of laziness and indifference on the part of the community they are traveling from.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2009 11:29 PM (sad5F)

Here the city of Richmond lets the church's use the buses for free. But your right, it smacks of pure laziness. I guess the message here is : Why wait for the free hand-outs to come to you when somebody can drive you to it.

Amy sells alot o' shit

do you think amy & jason are married??

spam love is cute

Does anyone have a problem with church groups bringing children into the better neighborhoods to trick or treat?

A lawyer I used to work with lived in the City of St. Louis and had this problem. Every Halloween, van load after van load would scream into the neighborhood. Compared it to a locus attack. Finally, all the neighbors got together and decided to hell with it. The day before Halloween, they would send their own kids out, have a block party, close off the street and their kids would basically trick or treat that night. The next night, it was one tootsie roll per trick or treater. Turned out to be a pretty good idea. Everyone had a blast the night before, and after a few years the "locust" thinned down to a manageable herd.

266

Instead of pussyfooting around this subject, the Detroit Police and Media should be stirring up the nest(s) to flush out the rest of these bastards.

I've had enough of the tolerance for Jihadi wannabes and Intolerant scumbags that hide behind the first ammendment and taunt us with their loaded rhetoric.  It's time we started crackin' some skulls and slitting some throats.

The 11 year wolfed down 2 in zero seconds. He also sucked down the 2 black tacos in no time flat. Next thing I know, he is leaning up in the front of Mrs. Mallamutt's Mom van and telling me "you know, there's another Taco Bell about 5 minutes away".

You got an 11 year old growing boy?

You're going to need a bigger bag of corndogs.

#269

WTF upper right hand corner picture?  I see nothing. What are you all talking about?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2009 11:35 PM (2qU2d)

I believe I'm being mocked. Hmm. Well being still hungover (which is beyond pathetic) I'm going to let it slide. I don't have a lot of fight in me right now. I think I'll sit Wednesday out. I like to think of myself as a lover rather than a fighter.

I was at a pharmacy/general store chain here, and they had removed all of the Halloween candy and had some Christmas chocolates up in their place!

I remember, as a kid, at Halloween Pop would dress me up as a Hobo, then wait until it was dark and drive me down to the railyards.

Man those were the days, I looked forward to Halloween every year until I was 21.

It was cold, and I never got any candy, but I really enjoyed the drive.

True story.

there's a special on the history channel about the sexual revolution in 1969. the current segment is on women's lib and radical feminism.

I think FLOTUS should spread the wealth of her make-up artists and sytles to some of these "lady" commentators.

You got an 11 year old growing boy?

You're going to need a bigger bag of corndogs.

Especially considering he had a basketball tournament today. 2 games. He is a center. First game he basically had a kid with 20 lbs on him on his back most of the first half.  Well, until my 11 year old picked up this third foul by planting his right elbow in the kids jaw when my son had position. Strangly, that was the last time that kid decided to run up my son's back.

I do, only because it costs more to do that than it would cost to bring all of the kids to a local school or church and throw a Halloween party for them.  It smacks of laziness and indifference on the part of the community they are traveling from.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2009 11:29 PM (sad5F)

Here the city of Richmond lets the church's use the buses for free. But your right, it smacks of pure laziness. I guess the message here is : Why wait for the free hand-outs to come to you when somebody can drive you to it.

That's the whole attitude that makes people think they are entitled to verbally abuse you and vandalize your property if you don't give them any or enough candy.  The churches should be ashamed of themselves for contributing to these attitudes.  Typical Liberal thinking, though.  Force others to give free handouts.

#287

Got it!  Thanks, damn RACIST!

http://tinyurl.com/yhho89o

The Obamas didn't even bother with costumes for their million $  Halloween extravaganza.

Look over Obamas shoulder in the picture and see who else is greeting guests... I told you its a wookie party... MOs sista is in the house.. : )

http://tinyurl.com/ya6hvx3

#287

there it is at #293!!  The One's brother from Kenya!

Here the city of Richmond lets the church's use the buses for free. But your right, it smacks of pure laziness. I guess the message here is : Why wait for the free hand-outs to come to you when somebody can drive you to it.

Alright, Church Bus full of kids driving to the nice neighborhoods to trick or treat from the wealthy people on Halloween.

Greed/Envy

Sloth

Gluttony

Am I missing something...I mean, I know I'm a Jew and Churches make little sense to me, but this seems a bit conflicted...

293  Good find :  )

Goin to set the clocks back ... g'nite morons!

The Obamas didn't even bother with costumes for their million $  Halloween extravaganza.

Posted by: Czarface at October 31, 2009 11:41 PM (bXhsu)

Why bother. They're already dressed as Dumbo and Chewbacca the other 364 days of the year.

#296

Why, it called shake whitey down.  You new in this country?

I wish your link would have been true, Czarface, as it would have made a Canadian news ho look like a fool as I heard her gushing at about 10:00 about the One's Halloween party and that the whole world was just dying to see what costumes the First Couple were wearing. That's when I decided to hit the ONT instead.

FLOTUS reaaaaally needs to lay off the 5 lbs of schalacked eye make-up. It does nothing for that lazy right eye of hers.

Bagdad Gibbs as Vadar. Does he look like he picked up his costume at Wal-Mart...in the children's section.

Alright, Church Bus full of kids driving to the nice neighborhoods to trick or treat from the wealthy people on Halloween.

Greed/Envy

Sloth

Gluttony

Am I missing something...I mean, I know I'm a Jew and Churches make little sense to me, but this seems a bit conflicted...

But it's okay because they're getting it from the rich.

Hey, Yo, anybody out there?

Barack dressed me up as a Hobo and took me down to the railyards.

Anybody help a VP out?

I got candy at home!

Anybody, I got JOBS!

Mallamutt at October 31, 2009 11:40 PM (V9SYy)

And he plays center on the basketball team?

Forget a bigger bag. You'll be buying corndogs by the metric ton in a few years.

OK we've passed 300! Thread is closed! good night it like almost 11:00 and I need that free hour of drinking!

Happy Halloween!

Kemp

Anybody, I got JOBS!

YOU LIE!

Fuck Yeah - Odie Picks up a Ribbie!!!

Run Cave-Man, Run...

Quitting time?  Who called quitting time?

I call quitting time!

Quitting Time!

Am I missing something...I mean, I know I'm a Jew and Churches make little sense to me, but this seems a bit conflicted...

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2009 11:43 PM (sad5F)

A lot of inner-city churches are no more than marxist liberal ideological apparatchiks and have little to do with religion anymore. They help to drive and enable the entitlement victimist mentality.

There are a whole lot of Jeremiah Wrights out there.

Forget a bigger bag. You'll be buying corndogs by the metric ton in a few years.

I know - and I am afraid, very afraid.

Am I missing something...I mean, I know I'm a Jew and Churches make little sense to me, but this seems a bit conflicted...

Churches are as different and varied as the humans that belong to them.  For example, there are many churches that refuse to have anything at all to do with Halloween and some celebrate it to the hilt.

I got two words for you Biden...

Suck my balls!

The servicemen and women sing it with love and respect.

The celebs perform it.

They help to drive and enable the entitlement victimist mentality.

And they get air time on CNN whenever they want.

#323

We have ways with dealing with you people, may I see your documents

OK, no sweat, a couple of nice young African-American guys just came by and said they would give me a lift back to the city.

They're clean looking and articulate, and just asked to see my wallet. I guess they want to see the grandkid's picture.

Oh, and they want to see my watch too.

This is going to work out great. They're going to stop and get some 40's and then it's home for me.

They said they're registered Democrats.

Duh, I knew that.

Not Jaba - please not Jaba.

Blazer: Why bother. They're already dressed as Dumbo and Chewbacca the other 364 days of the year.

Humpf, didn't you look at the pic? http://tinyurl.com/yhho89o

Why is it our service men and women can sing the song well but our celeberities butcher it damn near every time?

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2009 11:52 PM (V9SYy)

You gotta love America to be able to sing about her.

332

Why are you voicing the collective fears of all us Yankee Fans??

Hate to say it, but this is probably the only decent thing Barry's done.

Of course, most of the kids couldn't understand why Barry and M'chel were taking their candy instead of giving them some.

The servicemen and women sing it with love and respect.

The celebs perform it.

Just like they perform being a human being.

I am already asleep, but its raining like hell in CLT and I don't want to waste that free hour of drinking so I am up for going to the hood and knocking on some doors in a Klan outfit and axing for some candy.

Who's with me?

Why are you voicing the collective fears of all us Yankee Fans??

Jaba gets out of the 7th - so whew.

And the aftoremetnioned 11 year old son is a Yankee fan - so I am pulling for them just to make him happy.

Why is it our service men and women can sing the song well but our celeberities butcher it damn near every time?

It's because they always have to show off.  They think everything is about them.

337

A decent Pump 12 Ga. (with an extended tube) makes a great backup weapon! 

Bird Shot, Double'O', Slug, Slug, Slug...

Posted by: PISSED at October 31, 2009 11:29 PM (3cjAG)
-----------------------
Hee, I saw the wookie, too. I think they really have no idea about us.

This will be the perfect end for a great weekend:

Tommorrow, in 19,000 Catholic Parishes, there will be an anti Obamacare flyer, particulary because of the Abortion Issue (see pg 110 of house bill)

USCCB NATIONWIDE BULLETIN INSERT

Tell Congress: Remove Abortion Funding & Mandates from Needed Health Care Reform

Congress is preparing to debate health care reform legislation on the House and Senate floors.

Text of the insert

Its about time the USCCB did something. Now if they can get 100 people per parish to write letters.....

I am up for going to the hood and knocking on some doors in a Klan outfit and axing for some candy.

Forget the Klan outfit. Just waltz down there with your white face and see how it goes.

Yet I'm supposed to be all smiles and give them free shit when they're stomping through my neighborhood. Screw that.

garrett at October 31, 2009 11:43

30 years ago my parents had a killer hill, that went past and  down between two houses. A family moved from the hood and put up a chain linked fence. My father was furious. "It looks like a fucking guard rail." At the 1st snowfall, you had to go diagonally across the hill, and into their neighbors yard. It sucked and slowed you down. Anyway, my mom brout out the old cowboy style coffee thing full of hot chocolate. The new neighbors had 3 big vans of freinds. No big deal. After my moms third pot, some kid gave my mom shit about wanting more...Well aren't you gonna make more lady?". My mom said "I wish I didn't make the 1st one" and smiled. The new neighbor commented that "half the kids here are from the other side of the neighborhood"....Why don't they sleigh ride over there?". My mom replied.."Maybe we should ask ALL these kids where they live?". I don't think anybody has spoken to them in the last 35 years. 

And the aftoremetnioned 11 year old son is a Yankee fan

The Force is strong with this one.

I am already asleep, but its raining like hell in CLT and I don't want to waste that free hour of drinking so I am up for going to the hood and knocking on some doors in a Klan outfit and axing for some candy.

Who's with me?

Posted by: Flounder at November 01, 2009 12:01 AM (2+9Yx)

Is that you Senator Byrd ?

#334  katya   You are asking a moron that question?   Hell, I have to get up at 11:00  the next morning, to find out if I was up at 2:00 that night!

I just want to know what happens at that time.  Do bells chime and fairy kittehs appear in pixy dust?  Does an owl turn into David Bowie?  Does Nancy Pelosi regenerate?  Again?

It's because they always have to show off.  They think everything is about them.

I think there is some logic to that. Everyone remembers Jose whatever the hell his name was rendition of The Star Spangled Banner (wasn't that good - for the record). So now, I think they all go in with an idea of "I am going to make this unique to make it mine". the song isn't yours...its the country's so quit being an ass and just sing it with a little respect.

#352

The "text of the insert" won't load

Oh I forgot this form last night until Red Eye just reminded me-

one couple last night went as the guy from ESPN and his fugly mistress. the woman in real life is actually very pretty so she had to butch it up for the night. it was outstanding. she had to work hard to look like that crazy girl Brooke

[Insert pity comment here]

[Insert PITHY comment here]

Shit.

I'm with Mallamutt. Don't really have anything to say, but need to push the number to 666.

Really cheap post

Hey, I am up for some gun talkling shit. We'll get to 666 in a smoking minute. Unless the pussy gun hating racists bastards don't pick up the bait.

You don't need no stinking 12 ga, a 410 pistol will do the job in a heart beat.

Smaller too, 410 is same size as a 45 cal, so you can interchange the  shit.

Just saying, you got thugs at the door? Introduce them to your 410.

They'll be AMF. adios MFer

There's an entry on Wikipedia for death erections.

Just throwing that out there.

Boy, the Philly fans all shut up real quick like...what's up with that? 

Too much Cheese Wiz on your Manwiches^tm???

I also remember him as being the pitchman for Quaker Oats ("It's the right thing to do." remember that?), and he was Doc Blair in The Thing.

Also the law firm security thug in "The Firm".

Baseball, da playing baseball? who be winning?

Who be given a shit?

369

Can you take a .410 Duck Hunting and break three inches of ice with it?  Nope...

Save that girlie shit for shootin' cockroaches and mice!

Who be given a shit?

Strangly, that is exactly how I feel about Brett Farve.

Hey you guys, I'm back in the District now and cruisin' with the brothas and drinking Old English.

We're going down to 14th and P to get some hookers, (I think that's an ethnic thing), and then some blow, (also ethnic, cool I guess).

I have to stop at the Bank ATM, and then, "it's all cool honky",( ethnic?).

Man, this is a great Halloween.

Two words, Joe.

Barack's got yer Eight Ball...

I also remember him as being the pitchman for Quaker Oats ("It's the right thing to do." remember that?), and he was Doc Blair in The Thing.

Also the law firm security thug in "The Firm".

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 01, 2009 12:12 AM (V9SYy)

Remember Our House with Deidre Hall and Shannon Daugherty (sp?) Yeah, there are m'ettes here anymore so of course none of you remember that!!!

Remember Our House with Deidre Hall and Shannon Daugherty (sp?) Yeah, there are m'ettes here anymore so of course none of you remember that!!!

laceyunderalls is correct. I have no idea.

Smaller too, 410 is same size as a 45 cal, so you can interchange the  shit

The Judge is a small, palm size over/under pistol that shoots 410 or 45.

BTW a buddy just picked up a .45 acp revolver. You use really thin half moom like thingy's to keep the shells from sliding down the barrel & cylinders. His logic is no empties to pick up at the scene and the cops will be looking for a 1911 type semi auto.

#383

I not trying to hit a duck, that would be with my super black eagle, I am trying to kill a thug. 

Killing a thug in my home requires a weapon that will not blast through my wall and wound a family member.  410 is what you need, the pistol is cool as shit, but it has a kick.

Super Black Eagle, old model, loads that extra shell, know what I am talking about?

I got one!

Anyone ever have teenaged kids show up at trick or treat with no costume on?

Once. I just looked at the kid and said "really, is that the best you can do?"

Of course, that was 10 years ago. And right there, sitting next to me, was my 125 lb. Alaskan Malamute. Who had that look on his face of "your not going to screw around with us, are you - cause damn, kid, I am hungry."

Kid left.

Remember Our House with Deidre Hall and Shannon Daugherty (sp?) Yeah, there are m'ettes here anymore so of course none of you remember that!!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 01, 2009 12:19 AM (Wkb8U)

No.  Please tell me about this wonderful show.  I used to work with all these people on another show.

Do all nukes have that dramatic LCD countdown timer on them, trainer?
And hope that it wasn't installed upside down.

Fuck a Yoo Phirry Fans!

Posted by: DSkinner at November 01, 2009 12:22 AM (GA9SL)

Now that just may be the saddest thing I've ever heard. Then again I can actually remember that the premise was based on the fact that she was a widower that moved back in with her father (Brimley). They were from Fort Wayne, IN. So I have no room to talk here.

I learned all I needed to know about defusing a nuclear bomb by playing Fall Out 3.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2009 12:19 AM (sYxEE

YUP..see 284

The last group of kids showed up at my house and pounded on the door. The only kids w/o costumes. I told them "next time, wear costumes and ring THE FUCKING DOORBELL". "I understand I may be asking too much of you assholes to comprehend costumes AND doorbell".

Remember Our House with Deidre Hall and Shannon Daugherty (sp?) Yeah, there are m'ettes here anymore so of course none of you remember that!!!

Would that be the Deidre Hall of Days of Our Lives fame?

Hey, i gots to go to bed, running teh NYC Marathon in the morning, and I saving my crack for mile 20.

Nite nite.

Why this fascination with Mormons?  I never "hear" anything about other religious sects, but for some reason some people spend a lot of time disseminating information about this group of conservative, family-oriented people. 

Really?

Posted by: DSkinner at November 01, 2009 12:28 AM (GA9SL)

So, uh, did this roommate ever try to climb into bed with you?

#419

WTF you want some of me boy?

We're not crazy as shit, that guy really came down in a flying saucer.  I paid big money to see it!

Well, as much as I would love to see 666 role around, Mrs. Mallamutt just yelled down she has her Halloween "costume" on and I should come upstairs for my treat. So I am out of here.

Happy Halloween one and all.

I think they all go in with an idea of "I am going to make this unique to make it mine". the song isn't yours...its the country's so quit being an ass and just sing it with a little respect.

Like Whitney Houston's version of Jesus Loves Me.  That stupid warbling thing she does drives me crazy.

Yes Mallamutt. The one and only Marlena.

DSkinner-I have no business laughing at your roommate. After all it's 12:30 on Sat night and I'm dissecting teh career of an obscure & ancient C- actor.

FML.

Oh but Little House was teh awesome. I'll watch that in rerun to this day (Hallmark channel in case anyone else is interested).

Re: 421 - Joe thinks too much.

...not you, Biden.

#424

You lucking lying bastard!

Why is Joe Buck whining so much about it being after midnight?   Does he have an early mani/pedi or something?

Bikini wax.

KelliD-does he insert the tears?? (you know there was crying in virtually episode!)

My favorite was Nelly faking an injury and made Laura cater to her every need. When Laura found out she pulled that evil Nelly Olsen down the hill in that wooded wheelchair and she landed in a muddle puddle of water.

My least favorite was the finale. They blew up the freakin' town. that was horrible!

My least favorite was the finale. They blew up the freakin' town. that was horrible!

My favorite was when the retarded tinker came to town...I have a soft spot for the cognitively delayed.

Thanks Kat - Joe Buck getting his junk waxed was just the picture I need in my head right now!

Anything to help ya out.

Wilford Brimley was born on June 6, 1906.

Just thought you ought to know..

Hey, me and Wilford Brimley have the same birthday!

What's more, he and I went to different schools together!

Hey, I looked up that Taurus "The Judge"
Do those Brazilians make decent guns?
I love their music, women and food.

Posted by: rawmuse at November 01, 2009 12:43 AM (dsExj)

Taurus is an adequate and reliable brand that can be had at a reasonable price. My dad has a Taurus .357 with a 4" barrell that he purchased back in the eighties and it is a fine pistol and has stood up well.

rawmuse at November 01, 2009 12:43

 mnI have one. And thre other Taurus's. 357 in 7 shot snub nose Titanium, 4" stainless and 6' stainless w/scope and laser. Love 'em all. I've been a wheel guy forever, and the judge is a great deal if you can find one used. I've never seen one of the judges that I wouldn't buy. Open or closed they are always torsionally stiff, and never feel "losse or clicky". Just check the bore to make sure it is clean and well maintained. Don't be afraid of any outside wear patterns from being in a boot or holster.  

Actually Shannen Daugherty was on Little House as well. Oh so was Jason Bateman. He had a little Dorothy Hamil hair cut.

Who knew her hair was already such a hit in the 1880s?!

http://tiny.cc/anpQ6

Posted by: KelliD at November 01, 2009 12:50 AM (Q9Cny)

Okay, so the chances he likes hummers is pretty good, right?

Aww,  Michael from MI is not here so I feel I should defend him.

He's sensitive. Nothing wrong with that. He'll find someone that will appreciate that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 01, 2009 12:51 AM (Wkb8U)

TV was never highly accurate about history back then, because, you know, it's a hard subject and it got in the way of them selling those cancer sticks and Preparation H which was the main reason that TV even existed.

Posted by: KelliD at November 01, 2009 12:51 AM (Q9Cny)

Outstanding! Real men watch Little House

If Megan Fox went over to Michael in MI's house, bent over and stuck her kootch in his face, he'd still complain about her thumbs.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 01, 2009 12:51 AM (dcKUM)

Judging by how she usually looks, pasty white with dark patches under her bloodshot eyes, I'd be more afraid of Hepatitus than club thumbs.

He's sensitive. Nothing wrong with that. He'll find someone that will appreciate that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 01, 2009 12:55 AM (Wkb8U)

DSkinner's college roommate?

Judging by how she usually looks, pasty white with dark patches under her bloodshot eyes, I'd be more afraid of Hepatitus than club thumbs.

Posted by: Blazer at November 01, 2009 12:56 AM (AoS9J)

Still, you'd know you'd hit it. A lot. Nothing that a little Interferon couldn't cure...

Posted by: Michael in MI at November 01, 2009 12:59 AM (sad5F)

Roll over, rover, and let Jimi take over..

He's sensitive. Nothing wrong with that. He'll find someone that will appreciate that. exploit that weakness for all its worth.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 01, 2009 12:55 AM (Wkb8U)

FIFY

You will notice that Megyn's asshole is the same shape as her thumb....hmmm. Is that how you get club thumb?

He's sensitive. Nothing wrong with that. He'll find someone that will appreciate that. exploit that weakness for all its worth.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 01, 2009 12:55 AM (Wkb8U)

Darwin kicks ass. 

480 Shit, garrett, not fair.

Why, you allergic to Blowjobs too?
Is this a common affliction?

He had a little Dorothy Hamil hair cut.

Dorothy Hamil?  Wasn't she that skater who every American man wished would do a sitzspin on his nose?

Still, you'd know you'd hit it. A lot. Nothing that a little Interferon couldn't cure...

Posted by: TexasJew at November 01, 2009 12:59 AM (dcKUM)

Until they make a little bio-suit for my lil' man comparable to what they wear in USAMRIID, I wouldn't fuck across the street from her.

482

Then shouldn't the bucket be on your head?

Little House was such historically ignorant sanitized 70's bullshit.

Those people lived in a damn sod dugout, for chrissake. Read the book.

you guys are kinda mean

there's someone for everyone

Why, you allergic to Blowjobs too?
Is this a common affliction?

Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2009 01:04 AM (sad5F)

No - I only have so many beers and one laptop.  I can't afford to lose either one.

Little House was such historically ignorant sanitized 70's bullshit.

Those people lived in a damn sod dugout, for chrissake. Read the book.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 01, 2009 01:07 AM (dcKUM)

Dude I was like four when the show was on. I wasn't quite reading chapter books at that point. I just knew that as much as I loved my own Dad, Pa would also make a good Dad.

We only wish we could have a show like that in the year 2009.

491 Fine, MAET.  But you laughed...

and it was quite the public display of self emasculation, admittedly.

Really, I mean if we can beat up  on Al Sharpton, President Toonces, and Roman Polanski et al in abstentia, why not pick on ourselves in abstentia as well?

Little House was such historically ignorant sanitized 70's bullshit.

Those people lived in a damn sod dugout, for chrissake. Read the book.

Not their whole lives though.  Ma would never stand for it.

First Ace goes all wackjob RINO Allah-ish on us, and now we can't razz someone who hates hot girls giving him blowjobs?

Oh, the humanity!

No - I only have so many beers and one laptop.  I can't afford to lose either one.

Sorry...

I forget where I read it, but someone suggested a little hotter load in the Camp 9 to make sure it cycled completely.   Have you tried the +Ps in it?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 01, 2009 01:05 AM (Dh+s2)

+ P loads are a good way to shorten the life of your weapon or cause a catastrophic chamber failure. Not so bad in a revolver which is more stout but I wouldn'tuse them in an automatic. Seriously why not just up the calibre or go to a Magnum if you find your current pistol lacking ? Safer that way.

Pa would also make a good Dad.

Yeah but Landon cried nearly every ep.  Pa Ingalls would never.  Least not in front of everyone.  He was an alpha.

509 My friend is playing Samhain on his radio show.  Appropriate.

Danzig f'n Rawks!

491 Fine, MAET.  But you laughed...

and it was quite the public display of self emasculation, admittedly.

Really, I mean if we can beat up  on Al Sharpton, President Toonces, and Roman Polanski et al in abstentia, why not pick on ourselves in abstentia as well?

Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2009 01:11 AM (sad5F)

Because he's one of ours. Soul Glo Sharpton, President I Won so STFU and Pedophianski are thankfully not one of ours.

Pa would also make a good Dad.

Yeah but Landon cried nearly every ep.  Pa Ingalls would never.  Least not in front of everyone.  He was an alpha.

Posted by: katya at November 01, 2009 01:13 AM (RbvF+)

True. But someone went missing, blind, unemployed, crazy, etc in every single episode. I'd cry too if I lived in that Walnut Grove!

What have you done or liked that if known would require you to turn in your Man Card?

Me, I like show tunes

And I'm straight

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2009 01:16 AM (sYxEE)

You keep telling yourself that anyway  : )

519 First Ace goes all wackjob RINO Allah-ish on us, and now we can't razz someone who hates hot girls giving him blowjobs?

Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: TexasJew at November 01, 2009 01:12 AM (dcKUM)

Wait? What? I escaped the tyranny of Allah to come here and be myself and now we are being snipped and clipped.

Oh, what the fuck?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 01, 2009 01:18 AM (554T5)

Here on the border, it was very nice. We're very polite and well-behaved down here, unless, of course, you sell us some cut shit, and then we waste your whole family with an Uzi.

Wait? What? I escaped the tyranny of Allah to come here and be myself and now we are being snipped and clipped.

Oh, what the fuck?

Posted by: Brass Monkey at November 01, 2009 01:19 AM (kmxPv)

Ace and Eyore are good buddies. Ace gets all butt-hurt when we mock or make fun of him.

'Fraid I'm not going to make it to 666.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2009 01:16 AM (sYxEE)

Sure, like Seth Rudetsky on Sirius/XM

Danzig f'n Rawks!

Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2009 01:14 AM (sad5F)

--When me and my other history geek friends got together to play World in Flames, it was inevitable that one of us would scream "Mu-thaaaaaa!" as soon as Danzig (the city) was mentioned.

Ace and Eyore are good buddies. Ace gets all butt-hurt when we mock or make fun of him.

Posted by: Blazer at November 01, 2009 01:22 AM (AoS9J)

Fuck.

Posted by: mystry at November 01, 2009 01:24 AM (kmgIE)

Girls today read? Hmm, news to me. I'd figure they're just on facebook and myspace doing god only knows. Sadly parents aren't engaged enough in their lives to know what they're actually doing.

What do ya'll think of the Springfield XD?  There's one for $525, looks pretty sweet.  I need another .45.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 01, 2009 01:25 AM (Dh+s2)

Best pistol out there imo at a reasonable price. You cant go wrong with Glock either

There's a parallel universe here on this thread.

At one xyz position we are getting posts about Micheal Landon crying while he musses his blowdried hair as he castrates yearlings with a rusty dull knife in that insufferable POS "Little House on the Prairie" and another universe where some guys jabber about obscure guns.

Now he's playing November's Fire by Samhain.

Rock on.

We have a .40 XDM.....LOVE IT!

Posted by: Brass Monkey at November 01, 2009 01:28 AM (kmxPv)

I have the Glock 22 .40 with 15 round capacity.

We have a .40 XDM.....LOVE IT!

Posted by: Brass Monkey at November 01, 2009 01:28 AM (kmxPv)

I have the Glock 22 .40 with 15 round capacity.

Posted by: Blazer at November 01, 2009 01:32 AM (AoS9J)

Well, I'll bet you MY Springfield is BIGGER than your Glock!

Oh my.

We're now onto firearms and there are no moronettes around. I can't entice any of you to discuss shoes can I?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 01, 2009 01:34 AM (Wkb8U)

Depends on how much kbdabear's man car means to him.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 01, 2009 01:34 AM (Wkb8U)

OK. I liked "The Devil Wears Prada", mainly to stare at Emily Blunt.

What the hell are "Jimmy Chu"s?

There's a parallel universe here on this thread.

Don't forget the thrash-rock discussion holding everything together.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 01, 2009 01:33 AM (IqfKc)

Did you just see SNL...I can't believe I'm admitting I watch it...but we just watched the Yankees and it was on....anyway~Eeyore finally did it.

BTW~Allahpundit from HA.

And, Lacey~I'm a moronette and since we were robbed last year before Christmas, I am all into guns...especially ones that kills robbers deader than fuck.

Friend of mine just bought an XD 9mm. He loves it.

XD or XDM? I have the XDM in .40, my only semi. I had a S&W Sigma that was more accurate, but threw the brass in my face, down my shirt, behind my glasses. It had to go.

Well, I'll bet you MY Springfield is BIGGER than your Glock!

Posted by: Brass Monkey at November 01, 2009 01:33 AM (kmxPv)

I doubt it. Glock ryhmes with block and that about sums it up. My best friend has the XD .40 and it feels more user friendly and snug when you place it in your hand. However, I wouldn't trade mine for the world. Over one thousand +rounds I've cyled through mine and not one jam or misfire.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 01, 2009 01:34 AM (Wkb8U)

OK. I liked "The Devil Wears Prada", mainly to stare at Emily Blunt.

What the hell are "Jimmy Chu"s?

Posted by: TexasJew at November 01, 2009 01:36 AM (dcKUM)

I had a friend that worked at the Golden Globes the year that movie came out. She said that she saw Blunt and Anne Hathaway making out and holding hands. Apparently they  were an item on down low. But now Blunt is  engaged to Jim Halpert from The Office.

Choos = heaven

Far to pricey for most woman to buy. Oh but here's a good article I saw today:

Why Conservative Women Rock:

http://tiny.cc/vroBQ

We have too...but I'm drunk and my husband has control of the television and it has actually been pretty funny tonight~for a change.

566 Nothing particularly obscure mentioned here so far.

Well, obscure to me, since I'm not much of a gun guy.

I've owned exactly four pistols in my life: two Colt diamondbacks, a High Standard .22 target pistol, and a S&W Model 29 .44 Mag which was a kicking bitch to shoot. 

"She said that she saw Blunt and Anne Hathaway making out and holding hands."

Thanks, Lacy. You just made my next round of REM sleep.

I doubt it. Glock ryhmes with block and that about sums it up. My best friend has the XD .40 and it feels more user friendly and snug when you place it in your hand. However, I wouldn't trade mine for the world. Over one thousand +rounds I've cyled through mine and not one jam or misfire.

Posted by: Blazer at November 01, 2009 01:40 AM (AoS9J)

I've heard that about Glocks. Thay are old reliable.

Now, as far as I'm concerned, as long the fucker not supposed to be in my house is dead, I could give a shit what I killed him with.

And, Lacey~I'm a moronette and since we were robbed last year before Christmas, I am all into guns...especially ones that kills robbers deader than fuck.

Oh it's not that I mind. I mean I know what website I'm on after all. It's just that there's usally a "chick" conversation also going on the ONT and I gravitate towards that.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 01, 2009 01:45 AM (Dh+s2)

I prefer sailboats with those mounted.

The Glocks are accurate as all get out, and easy to strip and clean. I practice shoot with them twice as much for that reason alone. Compressing that 1911 style spring is tricky, and you should always do it indoors because if you do it outdoors and that thing gets away from you, it will piss you off looking for it. More than looking for golf balls even.

Posted by: rawmuse at November 01, 2009 01:41 AM (dsExj)

Yes they are and I didn't really want to bring that up, but my Glock consistently puts out tighter clusters than my friends XD, even when we trade up and he's using mine.

Posted by: Shannon at November 01, 2009 01:46 AM (niZOC)

--You should have told them, "I love your Tina Fey costume!"

Oh it's not that I mind. I mean I know what website I'm on after all. It's just that there's usally a "chick" conversation also going on the ONT and I gravitate towards that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 01, 2009 01:45 AM

Aww. Just wanted to let you know you were not alone~BTW, who the fuck is Emily Blunt?

"She said that she saw Blunt and Anne Hathaway making out and holding hands."

Thanks, Lacy. You just made my next round of REM sleep.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 01, 2009 01:45 AM (dcKUM)

I do what I can I'm not sure I get the appeal of either. Blunt has kind of a pissy look about her. And Hathaway looks like she just ran a minute and a half at Churchill Downs. But I know most of you guys would think about the ESPN intern and her clone getting it on if you had to, so there you have it.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 01, 2009 01:45 AM (Dh+s2)

I actually have mounted a .50 on a truck, but that was used as a high-frequency, high attenuation seismic source for geophysical investigations of shallow oil fields.

Quite a loud bang, that.

BTW, who the fuck is Emily Blunt?

Yeah I think you just answered your own question there!

It's time for your nightly Detroit Rock City.

We have to keep this thread honest.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 01, 2009 01:49 AM (Wkb8U)

Yeah, we guys would pretty much screw a random rolling donut. Except for Michael In MI who would want to date it for a while first.

Yes they are and I didn't really want to bring that up, but my Glock consistently puts out tighter clusters than my friends XD, even when we trade up and he's using mine.

Posted by: Blazer

Is that code for sex?

Posted by: eman at November 01, 2009 01:50 AM (ZzgoC)

Damn, I guess you could say it kinda is. Well played indeed.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 01, 2009 01:52 AM (IOC9o)

Well by descriptive, I could  send you here picture, but then everyone would get all pissed off at me and I just don't need that trouble.

I prefer sailboats ...

Rag hangin' ghey whad. I always say to my boys..."look, somebody is doin' their laundry". Leaf rakes, push mowers (unless the lawn is too small for a tractor) and sailboots are just f'ng wrong.

The 1911s are real handy because, God forbid, if you run out of ammo before the assault has ended, they are still a formidable club weapon.

Posted by: rawmuse at November 01, 2009 01:57 AM (dsExj)

The cool thing about being able to fire any weapon accurately is, your only a shot or two away from getting the weapon you really want.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at November 01, 2009 01:56 AM (Tsag4)

The first time I ever had a Dos Equis was in Victoria's, then the leading cathouse in Acapulco. Good times, even before they devalued the Peso.

Wow, what I thrill. I watched the clock on my computer turn from 2:00AM to 1:00AM. I need to get a life, methinks.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 01, 2009 02:00 AM (554T5)

Woa, I should have stocked up on more alcohol. I forgot about the extra hour of decadence we get in the fall.

It's time for your nightly Detroit Rock City.

We have to keep this thread honest.

The REAL KISS (ie with Ace Frehley) thanks

Let me tell you good people, I am so happy to have the support of Mr. Jigsaw for our health care deform bill.

It calls to mind my super-secret mission last week to Antarctica.  You see, we wanted to get Superman's endorsement for the health care bill, seeing how he was so spot-on with nuclear disarmament --I mean, if he could get rid of all the world's nukes, just think what he could do for health care!

So we sought out the Fortress of Solitude.  I had to keep it secret, so it was only when we made it to the Snake Passage that I revealed it to my team.  The young gentleman in the Navy who showed me where my secret bunker was then chimed in, "Hey Joe, that's at the North Pole!"

I says to him, "No, that's where Santa Claus lives! Superman just wants you to think it's at the North Pole."

Fightin' Joe held his ground.  So, they showed me onto a plane at an icy airstrip, and before you know it I was seated before Superman.  There were also a lot of other famous folks hanging out there, like Batman and Wonder Woman and Dracula.  There was even a cool smokemachine where all you had to do was put these cubes in water.  It was awesome.

At the end, before we left, Superman swore his full-bodied support for health care.

So now we got the Man of Steel behind us --why should we hold back from this momentous evasion?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 01, 2009 02:00 AM (554T5)

--Damn, for an hour it's the same time in the East as it is here in the 'Peg.

Instead of pussyfooting around this subject, the Detroit Police and Media should be stirring up the nest(s) to flush out the rest of these bastards. I've had enough of the tolerance for Jihadi wannabes and Intolerant scumbags that hide behind the first ammendment and taunt us with their loaded rhetoric.  It's time we started crackin' some skulls and slitting some throats.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2009 11:36 PM (sad5F)

If you're still up and reading this... This has been a total FBI operation. I don't think the Detroit Police were even involved. The local media has had front page stories about it and it's been on TV also. They caught the son over in Canada along with a couple others. They are still looking for more.

I'm just sticking around now to see who's gonna post at 666 and get whisked away to hell.

The KISS vid got me wondering, what's the loudest show you've ever been to, morons?   The Scorpions and Judas Priest were freaking LOUD.  Edge to the Scorpions I think. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 01, 2009 02:14 AM (Dh+s2)

Ratt, Cinderrella and David Lee Roth in '86. I was deaf for 24 hours afterwards.

The REAL KISS (ie with Ace Frehley) thanks

How can you not have Ace Frehley?

644
The KISS vid got me wondering, what's the loudest show you've ever been to, morons?   The Scorpions and Judas Priest were freaking LOUD.  Edge to the Scorpions I think. 

Nothing holds a candle to The Who.  Every time I saw them play I could not hear for days.

Although Priest and Maiden were never far behind.

Good night, lacey!

KISS THIS!

Nothing holds a candle to The Who.  Every time I saw them play I could not hear for days.

Although Priest and Maiden were never far behind.

Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2009 02:21 AM (sad5F)

--I know that for years when I checked as a kid, The Who were always in Guinness as the loudest live act.

I think Detroit Rock City is my newest ringtone.

Here is a cleaner recording.

Damned?

missedit

I did not even know until last niight that Fearless Vampire Killers was by Roman Polanski.

(Now listening to the Bad Brains song)

Loudest band?

Petra, ears bled.

Posted by: Howard Stern at November 01, 2009 02:28 AM (UaSIe)

--Niiiice.

I agree.

I did not even know until last niight that Fearless Vampire Killers was by Roman Polanski.

I just realized a couple of weeks ago the young hero in that movie was Polanski.  Sharon tate was the woman.  When I was a kid, I loved that movie.  I'll never watch it again.

If it was between midnight and 1 a.m. where he lives when Lemmi landed on 666 he better have loads of garlic, holy water, some silver bullets and a Catholic Priest handy.

Jus' sayin'.

If you haven't seen it, you need to see The Most Interesting Man In the World on the subject of rollerblading.

And check out his advice on careers.

Sockpuppet (sad5F)= coincidence? I think not.

I just realized a couple of weeks ago the young hero in that movie was Polanski.  Sharon tate was the woman.  When I was a kid, I loved that movie.  I'll never watch it again.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at November 01, 2009 02:33 AM (Tsag4)

--It was also sampled in Skinny Puppy's "Rivers."  I liked that movie too.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 01, 2009 02:38 AM (bnZcZ)

--All right, another slow trick-or-treat night.  Just sipping Sleeman and putting off my midnight walk since my old high school friend is playing great tunes.

(More Danzing now)

Who is Bye and why do they have them +14 against the Redskins tomorrow ?

80's girl...not getting the stretch on the hash there.

My momma had twin babies on one sweet summer day...

ONT theme song???

Dang Straights, I haven't started the overclocking yet.  I'm establishing a baseline to see what temperature constitutes "normal" when under full load.  I will probably do overclocking tomorrow.  But from what I read, it's not unusual to go from 2.66 GHz to 3.5-3.6 GHz.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 01, 2009 03:01 AM (bnZcZ)

Who even needs to do that? Whats the point ? Unless your going for God-Like or Wicked-Sick then its totally understandable.

2 dudes and 1 chick?
Once at Ace's I read that being called a "Devil's threesome".

Blazer, besides, it's a challenge

Posted by: chemjeff at November 01, 2009 03:09 AM (bnZcZ)

Sounds interesting. Just make sure you get some extra fans and heat-sinks. Back in my hardcore gaming days I melted a motherboard or two pusing the envelope.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 01, 2009 03:18 AM (Dh+s2)

Thanks! And I agree completely, do not want anything near that expensive, yikes.

Ace likes teh ghey... when it comes to rock.  That's why this is one of his favorite bands:

Sweet, Ballroom Blitz

Now watching The Class Of Nuke 'Em High. Troma is the shit.

Danzig: http://tinyurl.com/ygh4xbj

Slayer, "Haunting the Chapel": http://tinyurl.com/ylywnf7

Time to pack it in.  Just two months left of the Aughties!

(What shall we call the next decade?)

Be sure and save up all that anger and hate for our currently scheduled Flame Night on Wednesday. For now let's try and maintain the tissue-thin facade of moron fellowship and respect. Just a few more days...

Flame thread???? I thought the last two NY-23 threads were for that.

Wilfred Brimley....

yeah, I loved his roll in Absence of Malice but he spoiled it all by becoming an outspoken Hollywood liberal.  

Yes, a righteous babe. I finally got around to watching Transformers and she was the definition of teh hawt in that movies but... (yes there is always a but)

They kept her shoulders and back covered up during the movies so all those awful tats were covered.  Massive text tats aren’t even slutty, they are just stupid. Especially for someone who’s profession is selling her looks on film.

Big LED on Atomic Bombs....

LOL, I have actually seen nuclear weapons. There is no “big LED” on them.

And finally Jimmy Carter and 55. Like DST which we are being aggravated by tonight, did it actually do anything for us?

Why does it really matter that she has club thumbs?

True, not many men are looking at her thumbs.

Good to see at least one other person awake tonight.  To answere your question.  Wouldn't that be John "I've-Got-A-Surgically-Implanted-Sneer-On-My-Face" Kerry.  Let dear ole' John govern the Pakies for a while.  It would take less than four years of liberal policies and he'd bring that country to it's knees too.

Time to pack it in.  Just two months left of the Aughties!

(What shall we call the next decade?)

The Tribulation

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-08/whoi-ntr082709.php

Evidence that ocean temps may have been as high during the Medieval Warm Period as they are today.

Of course, this is from that well-known right-wing fringe publication, Nature....

#773

A lot of the comments are positive, but I guess that's from Indians fed-up with Pakistianian duplicity. 

779 I also live in fear that I am the last person on the ONT.

In the end, there will be only Mallamutt on the ONT.

In the end, there will be only Mallamutt on the ONT.

LOL

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 01, 2009 08:52 AM (QECjC)

We'll hit the 30's before we hit the 20's

I also live in fear that I am the last person on the ONT.

That's my job, I'm a thread killer.

Coincidentally, when there's a close-up shot of Megan Fox's hand in a movie they use Wilford Brimley as her thumb-double.

Favorite Wilford Brilmey line: "Wunnerful thang, a suh-peeny."

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 01, 2009 07:23 AM (V9SYy)

Can I assume by the name it's a Malamute?

Time to pack it in.  Just two months left of the Aughties!

(What shall we call the next decade?)

The Tribulation

Posted by: Anti-Christ at November 01, 2009 06:29 AM (I30wK)

Cleanup in Aisle Four?

Damn it - I said I was last and I mean it. I am last.

And where were all you morons at 4:45 CST when my friggin dog had to wake me up because she needed to be reassured that today was not the day I decided her quality of life had slipped to the point where it was needle time.  I really could have used the company.

Can I assume by the name it's a Malamute?

No - the current  edition is a mixed Siberian Husky/German Shep. The original dog was an Alaskan Malamute. My oldest, wehn she was a little girl, used to pronounce it the way I have it typed in the name (Mall-A-Mutt).

ah, still making fun of kim campbell after all these years...
Kim who?

;^)

797 -

How old is your pup?  I have a 16 year old lab that is walking the Razors edge as well.  It kills me to see it and it has taken over my thoughts almost completely.  I have had her since College and she is still turning Pedigree into 'biscuits'.  But the time is crreping ever closer to that horrible day...went through it earlier this year with my gun dog...not looking forward to another bout with moral ambiguity...

How old is your pup? 

She is only 7. No where near the time to make end of life decisions. I just always threaten her with it when she decides that the trash can is her personal buffet.

Sorry to hear about your dog, though. I remember having to put the Malamute down. Possibly the worst day of my life.

Thanks Mutt, my sarcasm sensor must be clogged.

I agree on the assesment as I'd take a dozen divorces over the experience of euthanizing my Bird Dog this Spring.  Lost more than a dog that day...can't even see a Black Lab, anymore, without losing it. 

803 -- sorry about your dog Garrett; try to look at it this way -- he (she?) had a very good life from the sounds of it, and a fair few innings as well.  A fairly happy life that's well spent is about the most anyone can strive for, and your dog sounds like he/she had one.  and when the time came he/she had an owner that put him/her above their own feelings and did the right thing, and that's the best an owner can shoot for -- to try and always do the right thing by our (this is for Morgenholz, hiya Herr!  I kid!) nonhuman pals (I've had to put dogs, horses, and a few barn cats down -- it isn't a fun time, and it doesn't get easier).

I wondered if Mallamutt owned a Malamute -- now I know the story behind the name.

Megan Fox's thumbs are her biggest flaw?  Um, how about the grotesque eyesores she has chosen to stain her skin with? (sadly, it seems that 99% of beautiful albeit sheepish young girls today seem to do the same stupid fucking thing) Not to mention, things she has said in public that establish her as having an IQ of a half a glass of water?

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