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Not So Fast. Bill Ayers Visted The White House UPDATE: And Jeremiah Wright Too! UPDATE X2: Maybe Not That Ayers?

Eh, settle down. As Andy Levey notes, this transparency thing is about as helpful as the no fly list.

The White House says some of these are "false positives"

A lot of people visit the White House, up to 100,000 each month, with many of those folks coming to tour the buildings. Given this large amount of data, the records we are publishing today include a few “false positives” – names that make you think of a well-known person, but are actually someone else. In September, requests were submitted for the names of some famous or controversial figures (for example Michael Jordan, William Ayers, Michael Moore, Jeremiah Wright, Robert Kelly ("R. Kelly"), and Malik Shabazz). The well-known individuals with those names never actually came to the White House. Nevertheless, we were asked for those names and so we have included records for those individuals who were here and share the same names.

Still looks like George Soros is legit, so there's that.

Sorry about jumping on that too soon gang.

Original posts below the fold.

Above the post update:

Clouthier says it may not be that William Ayers.

The visitor log says it's William A. Ayers and the William Ayers is William C. Ayers. There are two entries for Ayers, one with a middle initial, one without, so it could still be but caution on that.

Original Post:

Just a guy from the old neighborhood in Chicago stopping by.

Where in the world did that Snowbilly Palin ever get the idea Obama was paling around with him?

Or maybe they were just discussing the possibility of working on another book project together.

What's the old saying about judging someone by the company they keep?

UPDATE:
Looks like the whole gang is back together!

Michael Moore, Al Sharpton and George Soros to name but a few.

Soros actually makes sense. He wants to check up on his investment and see what all his money bought.

It's like Where's Waldo? Who can you find?

As the White House says, "Transparency like you’ve never seen before"

H/T Frank J.

Posted by: DrewM. at 05:24 PM



Comments

1 If something unfortunate were to happen to Bill Ayers I can't say that it would bother me too much.  Something random, you know, and unfortunate.  I just like to know that the old karma wheel is still spinning.

Posted by: Popcorn at October 30, 2009 05:28 PM (OOehk)

2 Hey, I'm just working on Obama's next book, OK?

Posted by: Bill Ayers at October 30, 2009 05:28 PM (QECjC)

3 RACIST!!!!

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 05:28 PM (qP2BK)

4 This can't be true, can it?

Posted by: spypeach at October 30, 2009 05:28 PM (T2zrn)

5 Radical friends, radical appointees, radical policies--Nope nothing to see here.  You wingers are completely unhinged. 

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 05:30 PM (qP2BK)

6 Look, don't sweat it man... I'm just guy from Obama's neighborhood he hardly knew.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at October 30, 2009 05:30 PM (QECjC)

7 this really made my heart jump out of my chest.

Posted by: willow at October 30, 2009 05:30 PM (1kwr2)

8 Hey, I have to get my cocaine from someone!

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 30, 2009 05:30 PM (tcMQZ)

9 Look over there!  Palin wants $100,000 to speak!

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at October 30, 2009 05:31 PM (p05LM)

10 Why is this a surprise?

The piece of shit in chief was lying then and we all knew it. 


Posted by: Jeremiah God Damn Barack AmeriKKKa at October 30, 2009 05:31 PM (KQ2r0)

11 7 days after the Immaculation, too!

Posted by: vinman at October 30, 2009 05:31 PM (HOYRo)

12 This is why the policy change for transparency of  the visitor list is prospective.  I loathe this administration with all my being.

Posted by: Seriously at October 30, 2009 05:31 PM (TvxGB)

13 gangs all their eh, i bet jones is lurking in the back doing a doobie with ayers. laughing at americans

Posted by: willow at October 30, 2009 05:31 PM (1kwr2)

14

 

The Communist In Chief invites a few of his old Marxist buddies over for a pow-wow. Shocked I am not.

That whole 20 million dead thing has gotta come from the top down.

Posted by: Blazer at October 30, 2009 05:32 PM (AoS9J)

15 there*

Posted by: willow at October 30, 2009 05:32 PM (1kwr2)

16 My bad. It was because of the policy change this is known. *Slinking away*

Posted by: Seriously at October 30, 2009 05:32 PM (TvxGB)

17 I cried. 
I laughed.
I cursed. 
I pre-ordered Going Rogue.

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 30, 2009 05:34 PM (NPtVh)

18 tell me this information would matter to regular Dems! i think it would , think about the police, typical union members, just average Joes, , sheesh i wish we had a  mainstream news station, that would tell the truth!

Posted by: willow at October 30, 2009 05:34 PM (1kwr2)

19

Oooh...good stuff

More good stuff...Lord Monckton on Beck right now

 

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 05:34 PM (AnTyA)

20

Just a beer summit.

Chill out.

Posted by: Bud Wiser at October 30, 2009 05:35 PM (Zi+FQ)

21

Davis, Angela

Former Communist Party USA Candidate for President, no?  Formerly on the FBI Most Wanted List.  Or is there another Angela Davis that would be visiting this White House?

Posted by: motionview at October 30, 2009 05:35 PM (DtSf1)

22 Uh oh...update says it's a different Ayers

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 05:35 PM (AnTyA)

23 ayers wife?

Posted by: willow at October 30, 2009 05:36 PM (1kwr2)

24 more grist for hannity's mill

Posted by: weewilly at October 30, 2009 05:37 PM (iBHcm)

25 #29 - George CLooney

Posted by: Sam at October 30, 2009 05:37 PM (Cxsey)

26

Shabazz, Malik

 the anti-Semitic and racist leader of the New Black Panther Party (NBPP)

Perhaps discussing dropping the Voter Intimidation Case dropped by Eric Holder?

 

Posted by: motionview at October 30, 2009 05:38 PM (DtSf1)

27

Stern, Andrew

21 visits by the leader of ACORN (excuse me, I mean SEIU)

Posted by: motionview at October 30, 2009 05:40 PM (DtSf1)

28 This calls for more Bacon!!

Posted by: the other Bruce Dickinson at October 30, 2009 05:41 PM (4Kl5M)

29 Don't know if I believe this, but per the website: A lot of people visit the White House, up to 100,000 each month, with many of those folks coming to tour the buildings. Given this large amount of data, the records we are publishing today include a few “false positives” – names that make you think of a well-known person, but are actually someone else. In September, requests were submitted for the names of some famous or controversial figures (for example Michael Jordan, William Ayers, Michael Moore, Jeremiah Wright, Robert Kelly ("R. Kelly"), and Malik Shabazz). The well-known individuals with those names never actually came to the White House. Nevertheless, we were asked for those names and so we have included records for those individuals who were here and share the same names.

Posted by: Zeke013 at October 30, 2009 05:41 PM (C3VfZ)

30 Oh, can I come to the party too? And my buddy the unibomber? I think he is almost as good a writer as Bill Ayers, oh, sorry, Barack Obama.

Posted by: Timothy McVeigh at October 30, 2009 05:42 PM (7BU4a)

31 Gore may have invented the Internets, but Obama invented the first bus with a pneumatic transport devices that allows people to move from underneath to back on the bus...

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 30, 2009 05:42 PM (NPtVh)

32 The roster shows two William Ayers entries. One entry has no middle initial, the other has middle initial "A."  The correct middle initial would be "C."

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at October 30, 2009 05:42 PM (w41GQ)

33 The Clear and Present Danger Administration

Posted by: sifty at October 30, 2009 05:43 PM (wr1Lf)

34 we were asked for those names ...Zeke013 who is we?

Posted by: willow at October 30, 2009 05:44 PM (1kwr2)

35 The Ayers were there to visit Michelle. Dohrn and her go way back.

Otherwise, just a little more evidence that the One has no plan to run for office again (at least not in a real election).

Posted by: Druid at October 30, 2009 05:44 PM (Gct7d)

36 two entries? one with a middle initial one not?

Posted by: willow at October 30, 2009 05:45 PM (1kwr2)

37 Yeah, what you mean "we", kemosabe?

Posted by: sifty at October 30, 2009 05:45 PM (wr1Lf)

38

 

Hey, George, Thomas, Abe and Ronnie ?

How my ass taste ?

Posted by: Just a guy that our president said "was just a guy in my neighborhood" at October 30, 2009 05:45 PM (AoS9J)

39 I was about to go to the NYC Halloween Parade dressed as Obama's birth certificate.  I ordered the costume, but I can't seem to find it now...

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 30, 2009 05:45 PM (NPtVh)

40 sorry my minds acting a little numb.  don't answer I'll just watch responses

Posted by: willow at October 30, 2009 05:46 PM (1kwr2)

41 What the Hell. The Zero Presidency would never be complete unless Ayers had choked his chicken in the Lincoln bedroom.

Posted by: maddogg at October 30, 2009 05:46 PM (OlN4e)

42 Does anyone think Soros is happy with his puppet? Seems to me King Barry is verging more on stupid than malice.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 05:47 PM (GZnia)

43

William C. Ayers??

...lemme guess...cocksucker?

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 05:47 PM (AnTyA)

44 Wait, I thought THE Bill Ayers and THE Jeremiah Wright get escorted through the super-secret Marilyn Monroe bunker entrance.

I'm cynical and just believe these guys come and go as they please and are not logged on any list. Hells bells, they are probably there every Sunday night post golf enjoying some home cooked Tuscan kale and lead infested sweet potatoes.

Posted by: Trish at October 30, 2009 05:48 PM (0U5Kd)

45 fake but accurate?

Posted by: weewilly at October 30, 2009 05:49 PM (iBHcm)

46 You know, I get mixed up with William Ayers all the time.  It's so funny because we both live in the same neighborhood and all.  Sometimes we get eachother's mail, and we always have a good laugh over that. 

Posted by: William Cayers at October 30, 2009 05:49 PM (qP2BK)

47

 

Ya' know, just for shits and giggles, Michelle said I should pardon Mumia and have him over for a beer.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 30, 2009 05:49 PM (AoS9J)

48 Interesting list .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 30, 2009 05:49 PM (vKdhq)

49 Soros was probably checking to make sure Obama's going along with Soros' new $50 million dollar campaign to eliminate the free market from American economics.

Apropos of nothing, here's the:

Top Five Quips James Bond Should Say To or About George Soros

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2009 05:49 PM (ao5cQ)

50

Remember LtCol Buzz Patterson's book 'Dereliction of Duty' about his time spent as a Presidential aide in the Clinton WH?  He was one of 5 people charged with carrying the nuclear football so therefore was in close proximity to the CIC when he was on duty.

I can only imagine what kind of book the current military aides could and hopefully will write about the marxist and anti-american shenanigans going on around them.  Must be stomach turning.

 

Posted by: Cheri at October 30, 2009 05:50 PM (G+Wff)

51 They've got a wicked buffet , back off wingnuts .

Posted by: Mikey Moore at October 30, 2009 05:51 PM (vKdhq)

52 Maybe Bill Ayers has his own ghost visitor?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 30, 2009 05:51 PM (erIg9)

53
They had to change the middle initial to get the mutt past the Secret Service security detail and on the WH grounds.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 30, 2009 05:52 PM (Haq+B)

54 Unnamed sources say that Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright and Valerie Jarret had a three-way in the Lincoln Bedroom

Posted by: The Butcher at October 30, 2009 05:52 PM (8g9qq)

55 We'll be lucky if the tell-all book about 0bama is even allowed.

Posted by: sifty at October 30, 2009 05:53 PM (wr1Lf)

56 I think the WH purposely had some of the false positives on the list so they can point and say the R's are nuts

Posted by: TC at October 30, 2009 05:54 PM (QXKjZ)

57 OT but this Lord Mocktontonoctonocton....is one funny guy. He is on Beck with the Stache.

Posted by: Trish at October 30, 2009 05:54 PM (0U5Kd)

58 we should look up william C ayers.

Posted by: willow at October 30, 2009 05:55 PM (1kwr2)

59 56 I think the WH purposely had some of the false positives on the list so they can point and say the R's are nuts

Posted by: TC at October 30, 2009 05:54 PM

Yep.  Not to mention, now they actually can bring the real Billy Ayers to the White House and just claim it was a 'false positive'.  Win-win for them.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 30, 2009 05:55 PM (ObTcs)

60 I was invited by the O-hole to visit the White House, but was unable to make the trip.

Posted by: Zombie Chairman Mao at October 30, 2009 05:56 PM (kn+jW)

61

I checked the Googles for  William A. Ayers...and all that popped up was William C. Ayers..

...just because we all want to believe the worst about Barry doesn't mean it ain't true

 

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 05:56 PM (AnTyA)

62

der william ayers with an A middle  initial, christ, i'm stressed sorry.

Posted by: willow at October 30, 2009 05:57 PM (1kwr2)

63 isn't the new "standard" for journalistic "integrity" (re: rush limbaugh bogus quotes) that the onus is on the white house to prove that bill (hey let's bomb the pentagon) ayers DIDN'T visit? i mean, he has been know to kibitz with radicals (this one in particular) in their homes before so even if they didn't visit in this instance he still cavorts with radical-marxist-revolutionaries.

Posted by: weewilly at October 30, 2009 05:58 PM (iBHcm)

64 You people are a joke.

Posted by: The MSM at October 30, 2009 05:58 PM (J5Srq)

65 61

I checked the Googles for  William A. Ayers...and all that popped up was William C. Ayers..

...just because we all want to believe the worst about Barry doesn't mean it ain't true

 

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 05:56 PM (AnTyA)


false but accurate. NEXT!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 30, 2009 05:59 PM (erIg9)

66

 

 

Lord Monckton just punched Al Gore's bitch card

Posted by: Blazer at October 30, 2009 06:00 PM (AoS9J)

67 I want to believe.

Posted by: JavaJoe at October 30, 2009 06:00 PM (Am6n/)

68 Lord Monnckton was just talking about cow farts...and he pronounced it mee-thane

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 06:00 PM (AnTyA)

69 Eh, settle down.

Screw that. It's Friday evening, I'm on my second beer. The wife is in a good mood.

I heard that Dr. Evil & Mini-Me were on the list.

Posted by: fluffy, conspiracy buff at October 30, 2009 06:01 PM (4Kl5M)

70 68 Lord Monnckton was just talking about cow farts...and he pronounced it mee-thane

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 06:00 PM

That's a moo point.  Yeah, you know, like, it's a cow's opinion.  It's moo.

Posted by: Joey Tribiani at October 30, 2009 06:02 PM (ObTcs)

71 Malik Shabazz was a false positive? How many Malik Shabazz's are there in the US?

And this is retarded on another level - they don't keep a separate log of who is a tourist and who actually meets with the President?

This isn't even a good lie.

Posted by: Ella at October 30, 2009 06:02 PM (BfDPg)

72

 

We were on that list too.

Posted by: Mike Hunt & Heywood Jablomy at October 30, 2009 06:03 PM (AoS9J)

73 Finally, people on the right need to make use of the "to-good-to-check" defense. 

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 30, 2009 06:04 PM (NPtVh)

74 Nice to know the scum of the liberal earth is running in and out of the White House -- even if one of them (Ayers) is actually MIA.    Soros is just checking on his investment, of course. 

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at October 30, 2009 06:05 PM (2Y+xz)

75

We were on that list too.

Posted by: Mike Hunt & Heywood Jablomy at October 30, 2009 06:03 PM

So were we.

Posted by: Harold Lee and Kumar Patel at October 30, 2009 06:05 PM (ObTcs)

76

Boy, this happens to me all the time too.

Posted by: Bernardine Dohrn, but not the terrorist slut at October 30, 2009 06:05 PM (2qU2d)

77 I would like to see if there was anyone named Tastebacca, Nibblebacca,or Swallowwholebacca in attendance?

Posted by: PISSEd at October 30, 2009 06:07 PM (I6zKl)

78 As the White House says, "Transparency like you’ve never seen before"

Actually, I have. I'm looking at something like it now. A brick wall.

Truthfully, the bricks are on the other side. I'm looking at the nicely painted & plastered interior. But it is so very transparent, much like this presidency.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 30, 2009 06:07 PM (1hM1d)

79 My research reveals a disturbingly high number of visitors from Durka-durka-stan.

Posted by: FUBAR at October 30, 2009 06:08 PM (J5Srq)

80 Time to set up a pool for when ace posts this . I'm taking Sunday , 2pm .

Posted by: Mikey Moore at October 30, 2009 06:08 PM (vKdhq)

81

Wait a minute... The White House says that William Ayers isn't that William Ayers...

...and we believe them why?  Did something happen that gave them any kind of credibility or trustworthiness?  If they said the White House was white, I'd want a current picture of it by a neutral party before I'd entertain the thought of it actually being white.  On a provisional basis.  Until I verified it through personal experience.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 30, 2009 06:09 PM (pZEar)

82 I bet there's no Okra on the list after Copenhagen -- though there may be organic okra on the menu.

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at October 30, 2009 06:10 PM (2Y+xz)

83

From that same entry in the WH blog:

"There’s an important lesson here as well.  This unprecedented level of transparency can sometimes be confusing rather than providing clear information."

Geez I hate these douchebags!

Posted by: William Cayers at October 30, 2009 06:10 PM (qP2BK)

84 Yikes, sock!

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 06:11 PM (qP2BK)

85

71 Malik Shabazz was a false positive? How many Malik Shabazz's are there in the US?

Was that Malik A. Shabazz..or Malik C. Shabazz? The phone book is just lousy with Malik Shabazz.ez..ez

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 06:12 PM (AnTyA)

86

 

Sorry about jumping on that too soon gang

 

Hey, no need for an apology.I haven't seen one apology from the left r the SRM on what they did to Rush. You manned up and retracted, thats all that is necessary. With the crap oozing out of D.C. fast and furiously on a daily basis these days, it's hard not to be reactionary.

Posted by: Blazer at October 30, 2009 06:12 PM (AoS9J)

87 meh. He and the wookie are still commie assholes.

Posted by: sifty at October 30, 2009 06:13 PM (wr1Lf)

88 Until the WH proves otherwise, to me it's the William Ayers..Baracky owed him one for writin' his book and all

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 06:14 PM (AnTyA)

89 Hell if MY name was William Ayers, I'd legally change it.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 30, 2009 06:15 PM (erIg9)

90 81

Wait a minute... The White House says that William Ayers isn't that William Ayers...

...and we believe them why?  Did something happen that gave them any kind of credibility or trustworthiness?  If they said the White House was white, I'd want a current picture of it by a neutral party before I'd entertain the thought of it actually being white.  On a provisional basis.  Until I verified it through personal experience.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 30, 2009 06:09 PM

Exactly.

This Administration has lied about pretty much everything else, but NOW they are telling the truth?  Sure thing.

The onus is on the White House to produce the pictures and documentation of this so-called William Ayers who isn't the William Ayers.

And no, I'm not kidding.  The Obama Administration has earned absolutely ZERO good will and trust from the American people, based on a 9-month history of lies.  So I demand that they produce documentation to prove that the William Ayers did not visit the White House.

They have no problem releasing the divorce records of Senator Jack Ryan in IL, no problem releasing the personal records of Joe the Plumber, no problem digging into Carrie Prejean's background.

So, until these assholes reveal the documentation, we have no reason to believe that the William Ayers was not Obama's guest.

Posted by: Harold Lee and Kumar Patel at October 30, 2009 06:16 PM (ObTcs)

91 Posted by: Harold Lee and Kumar Patel at October 30, 2009 06:16 PM (ObTcs)

That's real interesting, Sir. Did you want to order?

Posted by: kid working the counter at White Castle at October 30, 2009 06:19 PM (4Kl5M)

92

O/T, FWIW...Breaking news out of the Left Coast:

SF Mayor/Super-Lib/Drunken Lech Gavin Newsome drops out of Dem Gubernatorial Primary against Jerry Brown.

Posted by: mike d at October 30, 2009 06:19 PM (ufFvH)

93 Dammit

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 30, 2009 06:20 PM (ObTcs)

94
So were we.

Posted by: Harold Lee and Kumar Patel at October 30, 2009 06:05 PM (ObTcs)

What the hell are you talking about?  One of you is on staff.

Posted by: Editor at October 30, 2009 06:20 PM (pUfK9)

95 Other names on the list Susan Sarandon, Big Dick Black, and Ron Jeremy

Posted by: Todd (the guy who is back to saying obama swallows) at October 30, 2009 06:20 PM (LLOGQ)

96

What the hell are you talking about?  One of you is on staff.

Posted by: Editor at October 30, 2009 06:20 PM

Nah, he is not the Kumar.  False positive, dontchaknow.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 30, 2009 06:21 PM (ObTcs)

97 Has Gore Vidal made his waltz down the pink carpet to the White House yet? I figure with his recent comments he has to be up for Dumbo's Precedential Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: sifty at October 30, 2009 06:22 PM (wr1Lf)

98 Posted by: Michael in MI at October 30, 2009 06:20 PM (ObTcs)

Hey, I got my entertainment value from it.

Burger?

Posted by: kid at the counter at White Castle at October 30, 2009 06:22 PM (4Kl5M)

99

OK, bitches I figured out how the William C. Ayers/William Ayers entry happened.  From Hotair's Headlines:

A number of analysts here are convinced that not all the photos being released of North Korea's leader, Kim Jong-il, are really photos of Kim Jong-il.

Instead, they say, a look-alike has been standing in for him on some of the 122 trips he's reportedly made this year to the countryside, factories, cultural events, military units, and all sorts of other venues.

Some observers say the North Korean leader is too ill to make all these appearances. One Japanese analyst claims President Clinton didn't meet with Kim Jong-il in August – he met with a Mr. Kim double.

See, it isn't such a stretch now to believe that someone could be mistaken for someone else with a similar name.  I mean, shoot, if a smart Rhodes Scholar like Bill Clinton can meet with a stunt double and not know it, who are we to say the White House isn't telling the truth?

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 06:24 PM (qP2BK)

100

 

FOX is reporting that Republicans will sweep the top three positions in Virginia. Only the second time thats ever happened.

Somewhere a Unicorn just let out a whimper and collapsed

Posted by: Blazer at October 30, 2009 06:26 PM (AoS9J)

101 OT:  another science-based fact-based fraud: HPV vaccine that doesn't work: http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/199423.php

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 30, 2009 06:26 PM (NPtVh)

102 Please, Baby Jesus, let us make it to Christmas.  If you let us make it to mid-terms I'll be eternally grateful.

Posted by: Editor at October 30, 2009 06:27 PM (pUfK9)

103

Somewhere a Unicorn just let out a whimper and collapsed

Posted by: Blazer at October 30, 2009 06:26 PM (AoS9J)


reddish meat! fire up the grill!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 30, 2009 06:28 PM (erIg9)

104

We were just planning a little End of Days barbecue, is all...

Posted by: Áðïëëύùí at October 30, 2009 06:32 PM (doIE+)

105 I know, since they don't really know each other that well, Bill C Ayers was visiting the White House (as a tourist) hoping he could convince Obama he was Bill A. Ayers, and force Obama to turn over some of the Dreams of My Father royalty money...

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 30, 2009 06:33 PM (NPtVh)

106

 

They also reported that the latest poll sout of NJ show Christie is in a virtual tie with Corzine.

Which means more than likeley that Christie is  +8.

Posted by: Blazer at October 30, 2009 06:34 PM (AoS9J)

107

Hey, Ace..remember back when you had that tease about a story that would show that Baracky and Ayers were more than just guys from the same neighborhood? If I recall, some guy from Politico was sitting on it, and it was possibly a big deal.

Is there anything you able able to let loose with on it now?

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 06:34 PM (AnTyA)

108

Somewhere a Unicorn just let out a whimper and collapsed

Does that mean the One gets a methane credit?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2009 06:34 PM (2qU2d)

109 Is there any of this post I should actually read?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 30, 2009 06:35 PM (TZazt)

110

Does that mean the One gets a methane credit?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2009 06:34 PM (2qU2d)

Unicorns shit skittles. Get with the program.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 30, 2009 06:35 PM (erIg9)

111 #100 quick... gather all the skittles!!

Posted by: PISSEd at October 30, 2009 06:35 PM (I6zKl)

112

Way O/T here, but I thought you guys would like to know.  The jury has rendered a death sentence in the Knoxville torture/murder/dismemberment trial that was not an hate crime.  It took the jury 4 hours to deliberate, and Lemaricus Davidson will be on death row.  His younger brother, Letalvis Cobbins has already been sentenced to life in prison with no possibility for parole.  Letalvis has been put in a:

"protective safety unit away from the general population at a Western Tennessee prison after expressing fears for his safety."

Lemaricus's lawyers pled for leniency because he had loving foster parents who still care about him and he suffered sexual and physical abuse as a child.  Here's a link to the article.

http://tinyurl.com/yha799f

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 06:39 PM (qP2BK)

113

The WH just got caught lying about this (oooh...look it's Kumar)..so why should we believe their story about this not being the Bill Ayers?

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 06:40 PM (AnTyA)

114

Time to head to the compouond Colorado, and dig up all of my assault rifles....Unicorns shit skittles, Obama shits white bubbles

Posted by: Todd (the guy who is back to saying obama swallows) at October 30, 2009 06:40 PM (LLOGQ)

115 112 great news!  should be hung in the square tomorrow........ spit

Posted by: PISSEd at October 30, 2009 06:40 PM (I6zKl)

116 ok so..um...errrr....How bout them Broncos?

Posted by: Dr. Do-it-yourself at October 30, 2009 06:40 PM (DIYmd)

117 114 you better bring your snowblower and extra shovels..... global warming shit all over Co yesterday.

Posted by: PISSEd at October 30, 2009 06:42 PM (I6zKl)

118

Kumar busted in the NEA propaganda scandal

Kalpen Modi is his real name

 

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 06:42 PM (AnTyA)

119 This is what you get when some ACORN lackey is put in charge of the WH guest list.

Posted by: rockhead at October 30, 2009 06:42 PM (RykTt)

120 110

Does that mean the One gets a methane credit?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2009 06:34 PM (2qU2d)

Unicorns shit skittles. Get with the program.

And they fart Chanel No. 5.

Posted by: stuiec at October 30, 2009 06:43 PM (7AOgy)

121

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 06:40 PM (AnTyA)

I'd forgotten all about Buffy Wicks til you posted that!  Heh!

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 06:44 PM (qP2BK)

122

Kalpen Modi is his real name

 Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 06:42 PM (AnTyA)

And my real name is Hugh Laurie.  Doesn't make me any less of a doctor, does it?

Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at October 30, 2009 06:44 PM (pUfK9)

123

They also reported that the latest poll sout of NJ show Christie is in a virtual tie with Corzine.

Which means more than likeley that Christie is  +8.

This is looking more like a job for "ACORNMAN"!

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 30, 2009 06:48 PM (T1+HN)

124 Unicorns have rainbow meat too! You like to eat rainbow meat right?

Posted by: Jerome at October 30, 2009 06:48 PM (ENGMe)

125

 

My real name is Harold Lipshitz. I dare you to call me that to my face.

Posted by: Hal Linden at October 30, 2009 06:49 PM (AoS9J)

126 Well, maybe I jumped the shark gun there, so to quote Rick Sanchez, 'my bad'.  My apologies to Angela Davis and Malik Shabazz. 

Posted by: motionview at October 30, 2009 06:51 PM (bQLCL)

127

Kalpen "Kumar" Modi has a brother named Pulin Modi...I first read that as Pullin' Woodie.

...he works for PETA

..gotta go..I'm banning myself for being racist

 

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 06:52 PM (AnTyA)

128

And they fart Chanel No. 5.

Mais oui, that is why I am registered as a White House visitor. I was making a delivery.

Posted by: Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel at October 30, 2009 06:54 PM (2qU2d)

129

Do unicorns really shit skittles?  I was just thinking.........tommorrow is Halloween.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 30, 2009 06:59 PM (T1+HN)

130 My real name is Harold Lipshitz. I dare you to call me that to my face.

Come on Barney, we go way back.

Posted by: Inspector Luger at October 30, 2009 07:00 PM (4Kl5M)

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Hope & Change is getting ready to guarantee Republican victories in both New Jersey and Virginia.

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Posted by: Barack Obama at October 30, 2009 07:00 PM (AoS9J)

132 101 OT: another science-based fact-based fraud: HPV vaccine that doesn't work.

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 30, 2009 06:26 PM

Yeah, I called BS on that whole "One Less" campaign last March.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 30, 2009 07:01 PM (ObTcs)

133 129

Do unicorns really shit skittles?  I was just thinking.........tommorrow is Halloween.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 30, 2009 06:59 PM (T1+HN)


Mine does. As far as I know, I'm the only confirmed delivery of said Skittles Shitting Unicorn.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 30, 2009 07:02 PM (erIg9)

134

Hope & Change is getting ready to guarantee Republican victories in both New Jersey and Virginia.

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Posted by: Barack Obama at October 30, 2009 07:00 PM (AoS9J)

Miracle worker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Whatsup, Bro.

Posted by: Michael Steele at October 30, 2009 07:05 PM (pUfK9)

135

Looks like the NRCC is giving up on Skoozifoozi..

..not backing Hoffman though

 

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 07:05 PM (AnTyA)

136

 

Jeez, that is the most god awful pin-stripe suit I have ever seen in my life. Shep looks like he should be on the rock-pile tonight.

Either that or he decided to kick off Halloween early and dress up as Beetlejuice

Posted by: Blazer at October 30, 2009 07:06 PM (U+U6e)

137 Do unicorns really shit skittles?  I was just thinking.........tommorrow is Halloween.  Just sayin'.


That's right kids, just pull the tassel and you'll get all the Skittles you can eat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2009 07:06 PM (r8/Km)

138

Jeez, that is the most god awful pin-stripe suit I have ever seen in my life. Shep looks like he should be on the rock-pile tonight.

Posted by: Blazer at October 30, 2009 07:06 PM (U+U6e)

Glad to be on the West Coast wasting time at work, instead.

Posted by: Editor at October 30, 2009 07:07 PM (pUfK9)

139 And now some one needs to start submitting requests for all names associate with acorn as possible

Posted by: agintexas at October 30, 2009 07:08 PM (u7gY8)

140 Newsom's out of the Gov race? Sweeeeet!

Hey Gavin! The end of your political career? It's coming....whether you like it or not, it's coming.

Heh.

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141 132 101 OT: another science-based fact-based fraud: HPV vaccine that doesn't work.

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 30, 2009 06:26 PM

Yeah, I called BS on that whole
"One Less" campaign last March.

Interesting.  You're right, of course.  But it also enhances my job security.  Good news!

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 30, 2009 07:10 PM (T1+HN)

142 Dear White House: I. Don't. Believe. You.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 30, 2009 07:12 PM (T0NGe)

143 @126 "My apologies to Angela Davis....."

Nah, no need to go that far.  Jim Jones and the People's Temple wackos considered Angela Davis a real mentor, and listened to broadcasts of her "speeches" frequently.


Posted by: Markos Mougreeksoundingname at October 30, 2009 07:13 PM (92zkk)

144 No need for apologies, Ace - the real sad story is that we know that these creeps and more like them were all over Hussein in his formative years all the way up to his installation into said House.  Whether they have visited the WH or not isn't the point; their perspectives and intense hatred of America and freedom have taken permanent residence in Hussein's heart and soul many years ago.

Posted by: TexasRick at October 30, 2009 07:14 PM (BQXXR)

145

Newsom's out of the Gov race? Sweeeeet!

Hey Gavin! The end of your political career? It's coming....whether you like it or not, it's coming.

Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2009 07:09 PM (r8/Km)

 

Strange ain't it. One would almost think there is a baby daddy or a gay lover controversy in Mr. Newsome getting ready to hit.

Posted by: Blazer at October 30, 2009 07:14 PM (AoS9J)

146 so wait. There's another person named Malik Shabazz, there's another person named Jeremiah Wright, and there's another person named William Ayers and they all happened to visit the White House?

Those seem like pretty uncommon names and that seems like quite a long shot to me, but who knows.

Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at October 30, 2009 07:14 PM (dwwPD)

147 William Ayers is not an uncommon name.  Jeremiah Wright, not so much.  Malik Shabazz, not a chance.

As for George Soros, I know enough about Hungarian language and culture (and that isn't much) to know that it's a made-up name.  There's only one George Soros.  There's a slim possibility that there's a Gyorgy Soros.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 30, 2009 07:17 PM (T0NGe)

148 Danged sock puppet.....BUT WAIT!  With posting under that sock puppet, I saved a job!  All due to Teh One(termer)!

Posted by: Intrepid at October 30, 2009 07:18 PM (92zkk)

149 146 so wait. There's another person named Malik Shabazz, there's another person named Jeremiah Wright, and there's another person named William Ayers and they all happened to visit the White House?

Those seem like pretty uncommon names and that seems like quite a long shot to me, but who knows.


Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at October 30, 2009 07:14 PM

Exactly.

Which is why I don't get why everyone on the right-of-center blogs are now apologizing and taking the WH's "because I said so" reasoning. The WH has been bullshitting us for 9 months, yet people are giving them the benefit of the doubt on this? When we know damn f'ing well that Ayers is best buddies with Obama? Why?

Seriously, why?

We've been getting nothing, but lies from this Administration for months, yet we're giving them the benefit of the doubt that they just invited a different William Ayers to the White House. Give me a f'ing break.

It's no wonder we conservatives never win. We catch this shit and then when given a BS excuse about it, we go "oh, okay, my bad, because you said so, that means you're innocent".

Geez.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 30, 2009 07:21 PM (ObTcs)

150 Intrepid, actually, by using the sock puppet and then correcting yourself you created two jobs (and saved one per character typed too).

Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at October 30, 2009 07:21 PM (dwwPD)

151 I'm not well versed in such things, but is it possible to file a FOIA to get the actual identities of the "false positives?"

Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at October 30, 2009 07:23 PM (dwwPD)

152

Help put a Conservative/pitbull in Pelosi's back yard.

Harmerforcongress.com

He can win the special election in California's 10th district.  Not much time left.  Throw him a bone.

Posted by: mghorning at October 30, 2009 07:23 PM (dVpOV)

153 I know enough about Hungarian language and culture (and that isn't much) to know that it's a made-up name.  There's only one George Soros.  There's a slim possibility that there's a Gyorgy Soros.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 30, 2009 07:17 PM (T0NGe)

Hungarians are good hunting.  Especially when they're gathering with Argentinians.

Posted by: Keyser Soze at October 30, 2009 07:23 PM (pUfK9)

154 146 so wait. There's another person named Malik Shabazz, there's another person named Jeremiah Wright, and there's another person named William Ayers and they all happened to visit the White House?

Those seem like pretty uncommon names and that seems like quite a long shot to me, but who knows.

 Hello.  My name is William Ayers and this is my friend Jeremiah Wright.  And we would like to assure you that we have never been to the White House.....ever.

*Paid for by the Obama Re-election Campaign*

 

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 30, 2009 07:24 PM (T1+HN)

155 The log claims a person named Mike Hunt? Bill Ayers screwin' with the man! Even if it is his man.

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 30, 2009 07:24 PM (03Cds)

156 I say fuck him anyway.

Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at October 30, 2009 07:27 PM (VmAoa)

157 The burden of proof is on Obama. Make him prove that it was not "little billy ayers", from the hood. The AG investigation should bear all this out. WTFAIK.

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 30, 2009 07:29 PM (03Cds)

158 You think you've got it rough?  I get shit all the time over my name...

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at October 30, 2009 07:33 PM (pZEar)

159 You can look here yourself.

It seems that one visit by a "William (no initial) Ayers" and the visit by "Jeremiah Wright" occurred as a part of a group tour.  Same with "Malik Shabazz". That doesn't surprise me.

In fact, I think the only name who isn't who we think he is is "William A. Ayers".


Posted by: AmishDude at October 30, 2009 07:34 PM (T0NGe)

160 I did not, I repeat, I did not ever visit that White House.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 30, 2009 07:43 PM (wAQA5)

161

Does everybody who comes in the door even have to sign in?  I notice that Oprah had to sign in, so I guess everybody does have to sign in.

We went on a White House tour 2 summers ago and didn't even get to see any of the good stuff.  But it was the XYZ degree to get in the door (had to coordinate through congress critter's office, and he doesn't have really bright folks working for him).

I'm in agreement with the other posters, I don't believe this crowd as far as I can throw them.  Seriously, how many Shabazz Malazz are there in the world?  How many Jeremiah Wrights?

I used to work with a short white guy named Michael Jordan who WENT by Michael, not Mike or Jim or some other name to distinguish him from the other Michael Jordan.

Posted by: the other coyote at October 30, 2009 07:51 PM (yK44T)

162

According to Intellius, there's 110 Jeremiah Wrights in the U.S. and I'm betting more than 1 is a duplicate.

And the Rev. is one of those listed.

So there's a 110 (or less) chance in 350,000,000 (more or less) that it's a different Jeremiah Wright. 

I smell male cow offal.

Posted by: the other coyote at October 30, 2009 07:54 PM (yK44T)

163 You guys have to start thinking like these devious bastards. I wouldn't put it past them to invite people with the same name as Ayers, Write et al to throw fake red meat to the opposition and then cry, "foul look at the nutbags."

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 30, 2009 08:11 PM (RQ+qN)

164 The report was false... but the story is true.

It's not about Ayers's physical presence in the WH, it's about his ideas in the heart and mind of his protege there.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 30, 2009 08:20 PM (QECjC)

165 Why should I change my name? They're the ones who suck.

Posted by: Michael Bolton at October 30, 2009 08:31 PM (wr1Lf)

166 According to National Review Online:

Andrew Stern, President of SEIU was the top outside visitor to the Whitehouse, appx 3 visits per month.

Posted by: Dr. Do-it-yourself at October 30, 2009 08:47 PM (DIYmd)

167 @149
The WH has been bullshitting us for 9 months, yet people are giving them the benefit of the doubt on this?

Yeah. As if people who think nothing of stealing the wealth of the next three generations, ramming through a health-care plan designed to kill off elderly white people, and sucking up to people who have vowed to kill all the Jews in Israel, would even think twice about the trivial little practice of lying!


Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at October 31, 2009 01:57 AM (HP9eR)

168 Didn't William Ayers change his name to William Abu-Zayd Ayers?  That's where I think the A came from.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at October 31, 2009 02:01 AM (qLjWm)

169 Does duh1 have a drug sniffing dog at the visitors entrance?

Betcha he doesn't.

Posted by: torabora at October 31, 2009 11:10 AM (H1b4W)

170 Do we have only the word of the most brazenly psychopathic lying administration in the post WWII period to believe the people with 'similar names' are not in fact those anti american scuzzbuckets. Why couldn't it be the actual scuzzbuckets varied their name slightly to give this radical leftwing socialist admistration deniability. Or why couldn't it be that these scuzzbuckets have speed dials to Obama's personal phone lines and email?

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