Robbers Don't Have Masks, So Like They Draw Masks on Their Faces With Magic Marker 'n Stuff

The only way this guy would look less inconspicuous is if he were holding a bloody trident and wearing nothing but AstroGlide and Saran Wrap.

Police arrested this guy (and his bud, his pic back at the link) near the home they'd tried to rob. Police kinda got suspicious about the magic marker villain masks and all.

Which is why villains usually wear masks they can take off after a heist.

See, they didn't get that part. The point of a mask is that you look different during the crime, and then you can also look different after the crime again.

Speaking of masks: Guy invents bra that can double as a face mask.

Cups and strap already there, see? No only that, but the activated charcoal of the mask serves to plump up your sweater pumpkins, too. Kind of a wonderbra that could just save your life.

Thanks to 3rdBird.

Posted by: Ace at 04:16 PM

Comments

1 Don't be so condescending. Anyone could make that mistake.

Posted by: moron #15454 at October 29, 2009 04:18 PM (6U7rq)

2

Crackhead Halloween comes earlier than ours.

I think its a Easter Rite thing.

Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 04:19 PM (PD1tk)

3 eastern

Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 04:19 PM (PD1tk)

4 Raaaaccciiiist!

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 04:19 PM (VtygY)

5 We almost got away with it.

Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at October 29, 2009 04:21 PM (VmAoa)

6 "We were just going to the Al Jolson festival officer. Really."

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 04:21 PM (wOGfT)

If not for O'Bama's economy, they could have purchased trog masks. I give them props for stretching a buck in such a creative manner.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 04:21 PM (piBto)

8 "We were just going to the Al Jolson festival officer. Really."

I laughed out loud. Mammy!

Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 04:22 PM (PD1tk)

They just needed to wear glasses and no one would have known it was them. Well that worked for Superman for decades.

Posted by: TheQuietman at October 29, 2009 04:22 PM (1Jaio)

10
Meth isn't really that much of a drug, really. Makes you stupider.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2009 04:23 PM (Haq+B)

11 Criminal masterminds, they ain't. Probably high as a kite too.

Posted by: joncelli at October 29, 2009 04:23 PM (RD7QR)

12 Hilarious. Is that a lame attempt at an Alex DeLarge eyelash thingy, o my brother?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 04:23 PM (Do9Eu)

The only way this guy would look less inconspicuous is if he were holding a bloody trident and wearing nothing but AstroGlide and Saran Wrap.

HAH!

(But, crap, I'll have to think of a new Halloween costume.)

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 04:24 PM (piBto)

14 And this, kiddies, is your brain on cheap drugs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 29, 2009 04:24 PM (ZGhSv)

15 Can a woman share her bra face mask with a man?

Posted by: Concious, but wandering aimlessly at October 29, 2009 04:25 PM (kn+jW)

16 Breaking...Birmingham mayor Larry Langford convicted. Name that party.

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at October 29, 2009 04:25 PM (07UBR)

17 Dude, next time get an ex-President mask. You'll be back sampling the tasty waves in no time.

Posted by: Gang from Point Break at October 29, 2009 04:26 PM (5Ig1V)

18 "I like your look. Can I join your gang? I get naked. It's what I do."

Posted by: Levi Johnston at October 29, 2009 04:26 PM (wOGfT)

19 Totally racist. Charge 'em with a hate crime.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 29, 2009 04:26 PM (Be4xl)

20 That urban camo works just fine in Picadilly Circus.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 04:26 PM (piBto)

Superman had that problem when he first moved to Gotham City.

Soon after Clark Kent moved from Smallville to work as a field sales representative, he knew he'd need a secret identity, so he took a Magic Marker (that's what they called Sharpies back then) and drew a pair of glasses on his face. Two days later, the first time the Superman's super powers were needed, the glasses were still on his face. Something about his super skin's molecular structure and the yellow rays of our sun prevented him from just spitting on his fingers and rubbing them off. Back at the home office, Kent's boss figured he was Superman and quite an idiot to boot.

"Move to Metropolis and start over," he told Clark. "And take up something that's not so taxing mentally. Something like journalism."

Posted by: FireHorse at October 29, 2009 04:27 PM (Vl5GH)

22 Alcohol had to have been involved either in the planning or execution of this crime. Just had to have been.

Good thing they caught him. I'd hate to see his next plot, the hostage-taking of democracy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 04:27 PM (swuwV)

23 Can a woman share her bra face mask with a man?

Only if she is wearing it at the time.

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 04:27 PM (wOGfT)

24 Just when you think you have to have seen it all: The wealth of idiocy still astounds!

Posted by: unknown jane at October 29, 2009 04:29 PM (5/yRG)

25 Alcohol had to have been involved either in the planning or execution of this crime. Just had to have been.

Bearded guy got charged with DUI.

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 04:29 PM (wOGfT)

26 Oh, like a facemask that you wear to keep from inhaling dust. I get it now. See, when you said "facemask," I immediately think "football helmet" or "hockey goalie," and I couldn't imagine how either of those would work as a bra for anyone besides, you know, Cthulhu's wife.

Posted by: Chris at October 29, 2009 04:30 PM (SiJV8)

27 21 -- Good one!

Posted by: unknown jane at October 29, 2009 04:32 PM (5/yRG)

I for one admire their resourcefulness, and we must remember that most experiments are failures!

Had this worked, the could have been riding a new paradigm shift in criminal identity obfuscation.

Next, they need to try those blue paint-on facial masks that some women wear. Then when the victims tell the police who robbed them, the "Blue Man Group" gets fingered for the caper and out resourceful ne'er-do-wells are free as a bird.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at October 29, 2009 04:32 PM (H7Rlw)

29 I guess this is one upside in the decline of public education. Criminals are making it easier for the cops to catch them.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 29, 2009 04:35 PM (NgoAe)

30 CUS: "Bearded guy got charged with DUI."

Well there ya go. Makes perfect sense. As the great philosopher Homercles Simpsonitis proclaimed, "Alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." I suggest they start drinking heavily. OK, more heavily.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 04:36 PM (swuwV)

31 Ace, you're on fire. Stay thirsty, my frien.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 04:36 PM (piBto)

32 It's the dewy "I've been weeping my emo heart out" eyes that really make the picture, don't you think?

Shine on you crazy diamond. This world wasn't meant for one as beautiful as you.

Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 04:36 PM (4Pleu)

33 But are his pants well creased?

Posted by: David Brooks at October 29, 2009 04:36 PM (4FkTt)

Those guys are currently being recruited to work on Valerie Jarrett's staff.

Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2009 04:37 PM (cB77O)

35 En fuego!

Posted by: Stand-in Puppet for the Guy Who Says 'En Fuego' at October 29, 2009 04:37 PM (swuwV)

36 So...they couldn't find a plastic bag or something. I'm guessing alcohol was involved somehow.

Posted by: M�tenloch at October 29, 2009 04:39 PM (z843g)

37 That's a Peace Prize!

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 29, 2009 04:39 PM (IhQuA)

The bra-mask could be used during such disasters as fires, terrorist attacks, dust storms or a swine flu outbreak, Bodnar said. Indeed, she first thought up the idea while treating victims of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear disaster as a medical university graduate in her native Ukraine,

hmm, i can see the problems here, during a terrorist strike ,robbery, rape , all the men will accost the us for our boobs masks, might cause much more confusion and need more attys

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 04:40 PM (1kwr2)

39 ummm, ace -

loose shit. The inventor of the Bra-mask is a woman, not a man.

a woman, as in:

female of the species.

non-possessor of a prominent Adam's Apple.

a chick, not a dude

if you need some help with further dichotmous keys to distinguish male from female humans, the group here can help.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 29, 2009 04:40 PM (ruzrP)

40 His vote counts the same as yours.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 04:41 PM (dQdrY)

41 They did not pay attention in Honors art, painting in the lines is taught heavily.

Posted by: NEA 4 u at October 29, 2009 04:42 PM (t/GDA)

42 Problem with the bra/mask is that a respirator shouldn't necessarily cover your whole face. Some of us have to be concerned about that.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 04:43 PM (b0THY)

43 His vote counts the same as yours.

And counts for more in New Jersey.

Posted by: joncelli at October 29, 2009 04:43 PM (RD7QR)

44 National emergency now in affect! every women needs to wear their Bra today, hell with the chiildren unless one size fits all?

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 04:44 PM (1kwr2)

45 April, I am confused, what cup size do you think would work best?

Posted by: pig at October 29, 2009 04:44 PM (t/GDA)

46 Black faced rasist. bet he voted for O.

Posted by: sTevo at October 29, 2009 04:44 PM (6r8Sc)

47 c

Posted by: sTevo at October 29, 2009 04:44 PM (6r8Sc)

48 Well, in an unintended act of Darwinism, hopefully the prison term will keep them from reproducing and polluting the gene pool.

Who am I kidding? Look at those two. They scream VIRGIN.

Posted by: Ombudsman at October 29, 2009 04:44 PM (y4B2y)

They just needed to wear glasses and no one would have known it was them. Well that worked for Superman for decades.

Posted by: TheQuietman

Superman!

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 29, 2009 04:46 PM (cMo6P)

it's a great idea i guess, but reminds me of a McGiver episode.

i just happen to have my special bra on today.

heck i hope it comes with matching panties.

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 04:46 PM (1kwr2)

51 Epic fail

Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at October 29, 2009 04:46 PM (YMZjg)

52 Oh, and what good is it to cover your face, only to be given up by your nips?

Posted by: sTevo at October 29, 2009 04:46 PM (6r8Sc)

53 So if you wear a DD, can you rescue the entire office staff?

Posted by: Concious, but wandering aimlessly at October 29, 2009 04:47 PM (kn+jW)

This guy is a gosselin/sulyman kid 20 years from now.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 29, 2009 04:47 PM (1B81L)

55 This is great! Since I only date women with breasts as large as my head.

Posted by: Truman at October 29, 2009 04:47 PM (e8YaH)

Superman!

Actually, who wouldn't want a wife that stupid?

Posted by: Steve Phillips at October 29, 2009 04:48 PM (e8YaH)

57 They've been victimized by a corrupt society that lead them to believe this would work.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 04:49 PM (hTnY7)

"non-possessor of a prominent Adam's Apple."

Douchebag.

Posted by: Ann Coulter at October 29, 2009 04:50 PM (sPO/s)

They've been victimized by a corrupt society that lead them to believe this would work.

No, that would be the education system. Stay thirsty, my frien.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 04:50 PM (piBto)

60 Fresh meat.

Posted by: railwriter at October 29, 2009 04:50 PM (daRzV)

I blame the fumes from the magic marker.

The more they scribbled, the better an idea this seemed...

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 04:51 PM (sPO/s)

We came up with a new bra/mask

We call it the Brask. No, oo it's the Maazier!

Posted by: Kramer & Frank Costanza at October 29, 2009 04:52 PM (pLTLS)

63 reason, excellant.

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 04:52 PM (1kwr2)

64 i have so many things running through my mind i dare not type . hah

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 04:54 PM (1kwr2)

65
I like that bearded idiot went with the stars around the eyes mask. Shows some creativity and artistic ability. There's a place for him in the Wee Wee administration.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2009 04:54 PM (Haq+B)

66 Dude's gonna have a lot of free time to listen to Hawthorne Heights and MCR in the county klink.

Posted by: Techie at October 29, 2009 04:54 PM (cxW4X)

67 I love a chick with huge face masks!

Posted by: Max Power at October 29, 2009 04:55 PM (q177U)

68 True story; we had a quickee mart robbery in my little town. The clerk was describing the perp as having a mask fashioned from a paper sack over his head. He then noted that the odd thing was, there was one one eye hole cut into the sack. The detective just laughed and said that we had a one-eyed hood in our town, who just got out of prison the day before.

Long story short, it was the guy and his parole came to a quick end.

Darwin laughed.

Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 04:56 PM (PD1tk)

69 Pig, for a face mask, probably a b.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 04:56 PM (b0THY)

Thanks, willow.

And, please share...what is it that makes today's choice in undergarments "special?" Because, I really can't say that any one pair of my boxers is more special than any of the others. It is a true democratic underwear drawer in my house. With, I suppose, a small dash of Jim Crow, seeing as how, on wash day, the whites are separated from the colors, but are all still equal.

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 04:56 PM (sPO/s)

71 Max , mask, bra ,breast bigot. laughing

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 04:57 PM (1kwr2)

72 The Justice department better hire these guys ASAP before someone else does. Make them czar of something, anything.

Posted by: John Galt at October 29, 2009 04:58 PM (F/4zf)

73 Unless you're saving the whole office. Heh.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 04:58 PM (b0THY)

74 Ike: See that house over there? That dude has like a million dollars squirreled away under his bed or something. Dukie Schatt told me the other night when we were sparking a doob.
Mike: How would Dukie know?
Ike: Dukie knows a guy named Terry who's friends with the guy who mows this dude's lawn. And this guy was able to see in the window one time when he was mowing the lawn and saw this dude putting like a huge sack under the bed.
Mike: How does he know there was money in the sack?
Ike: Dude...what else would it be?
Mike: It could be, I dunno, porno mags or something.
Ike: That's just fucking dumb, dude. Who puts porno mags in a sack under their bed?
Mike: I-- I've heard that people do.
Ike: Whatever. Alls I'm saying is, that bag is like full of bucks and it's just laying there under his bed. We can get in, take the sack, and get out in like five minutes. Terry's friend said this guy goes bowling or something on Wednesday nights, so that would be a good night to try it.
Mike: What if somebody sees us breaking in?
Ike: Goddamn, you're dumb! We wear masks. And I'm like already halfway there 'cause I've got a ratty little beard going.
Mike: I ain't got a mask, and I can't grow a beard by Wednesday. Or at all, really.
Ike: Dude...Sharpies! What the fuck you think I bought a ten-pack for at the Dollar General?
Mike: Well...okay. It seems like you've thought this through pretty well, so I'll trust your judgement.

Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 04:58 PM (4Pleu)

75 toby, that is one of the best stupid-criminal stories I've ever heard...

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 04:59 PM (sPO/s)

76 69 Pig, for a face mask, probably a b.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 04:56 PM (b0THY)

In other words, when disaster strikes, huddle with Mia Farrow's body double!

Posted by: Concious, but wandering aimlessly at October 29, 2009 05:00 PM (kn+jW)

77 reason, tighty whities always look good, don't descriminate .

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 05:00 PM (1kwr2)

"Dukie Schatt"

Wow, Monty. Wow.

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 05:00 PM (sPO/s)

79 These guys are stealing my schtick!

Posted by: StrongBad at October 29, 2009 05:03 PM (sPO/s)

80 I don't know. Clark Kent just wore glasses, and nobody figured it out.

Posted by: Tattoo DePlane at October 29, 2009 05:04 PM (VLYnh)

I have it on good authority that this would have worked with liquid paper.

What?

OK, I hereby denounce myself.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2009 05:04 PM (B+qrE)

82 Nobody recognizes me with my pants on.

Posted by: Peter North at October 29, 2009 05:04 PM (e8YaH)

83 48 ~ Who am I kidding? Look at those two. They scream VIRGIN.

I'm guessing, not for long in da big house. They gots purty mouths.

(On another note....yep, it's Iowa. So much for the "great public schools" in this state!)

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at October 29, 2009 05:05 PM (KWhJd)

84 Amateurs.

Posted by: Raccoon at October 29, 2009 05:06 PM (OPJwm)

85 Clark Kent just wore glasses, and nobody figured it out.

I think, personally, that everyone was convinced that Superman was just mentally retarded and didn't want to hurt his feelings by pointing out how lame his "disguise" was. Kind of like how when a two-year old crouches in plain view in a corner somehwere, and says, "I'm invisible!". Then all the adults go, "Where did little Tommy go? Why, he disappeared!" You don't want to hurt the kid's feelings.

Plus, you know, Superman has all these fucking powers and might react unpredictably to being humiliated.

Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 05:06 PM (4Pleu)

86 OT - Kos poll has Christie up +1!

Posted by: Mark in Portland at October 29, 2009 05:07 PM (+45yf)

87 Anyone wanna take a bet that the magic marker robber was a public school product? Anyone, anyone?

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 29, 2009 05:08 PM (V9SYy)

"The only way this guy would look less inconspicuous is if he were holding a bloody trident and wearing nothing but AstroGlide and Saran Wrap."

Ace, you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: U.S.S. Yorktown at October 29, 2009 05:09 PM (5RlWq)

89
Plus, you know, Superman has all these fucking powers and might react unpredictably to being humiliated.

He was tard strong, I hear.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2009 05:09 PM (Haq+B)

90 I thought the bearded guy was drawing a cat face

Posted by: TC at October 29, 2009 05:09 PM (QXKjZ)

91 Dudes, have you seen the price of good pot these days? We, like, had to smoke an entire Ziploc bag to come up with this cunning plan

Posted by: The Marker Duo at October 29, 2009 05:10 PM (cxW4X)

92 Heh! Sometimes you get what you pay for. You only spring for the price of a sharpie pen to create a disguise, you aren't going to get far. Just think if these poor lads would have sprung for better costumes. Who knows what they could have gotten away with. It's a known fact that well dressed criminals get away with larger amounts of cash. I mean look at our members of Congress, for crying out loud.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:11 PM (qP2BK)

I heard Sully invented a jock strap that doubles as a face mask.

Posted by: Maximinus Thrax at October 29, 2009 05:11 PM (3fiIy)

I'm sorry, willow. After making the switch, I just can't take myself seriously in a pair of grippies.

And if a man can't take himself seriously, how on earth can he expect anyone else to?

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 05:11 PM (+hPIb)

95 I thought the bearded guy was drawing a cat face

Peter Kriss, dude. These guys are clearly KISS fans.

Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 05:12 PM (4Pleu)

96 Oh, and I'm thinking that marker is probably indelible. He's going to have to go to the clink with that stuck on his face. I feel sorry for the poor sharpie ink. It's probably thinking "Yeah, I'm stuck on stupid!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:12 PM (qP2BK)

97 Maybe its a skin issue like Mr Jackson had except the white is showing through.Is he still dead hope he enjoyed opening night of his new movie.

Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at October 29, 2009 05:13 PM (VmAoa)

Anyone wanna take a bet that the magic marker robber was a public school product? Anyone, anyone?

I'm going to take that a step further, anyone want to bet he voted Democrat in the last election?

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:13 PM (qP2BK)

99 NYS Gov SH Patterson has just declared a state of emergency................
Due to Pig Sniffles and the lack of HEALTHCARE WORKERS to administer the vaccines, blind boy is allowing dentists, mid-wifes and used car salesmen to pick up the slack...
WTF
i can only assume that Obambam care will do better.

on a different note:
fuck these clowns
EG1

Posted by: Off Topic at October 29, 2009 05:14 PM (8iTbj)

100 I'm not sure how many women want to wear a bra that snaps off that easily.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 05:14 PM (OPJwm)

101

Hate crime?

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:14 PM (qP2BK)

102 These two are a disgrace to thieves everywhere.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at October 29, 2009 05:14 PM (+hPIb)

103

It's probably thinking "Yeah, I'm stuck on stupid!"

I think that every day. Every day.

Posted by: Joe Biden's t-shirt at October 29, 2009 05:15 PM (V9SYy)

104 Ooh, I can see the endorsement deals rolling in now: Marksalot, Sharpie, and Crayola are calling!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:15 PM (qP2BK)

105

reason, true, one must be true to thyself and all that.

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 05:15 PM (1kwr2)

106

I'm going to take that a step further, anyone want to bet he voted Democrat in the last election?

No, robbers are Republicans. You need a lot of rich people around to be a successful robber. I mean, otherwise, your trying to fence half drank Valu-Rite bottles and Yes We Can bumper stickers.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 29, 2009 05:17 PM (V9SYy)

107 So, are they white with black stripes, or black with white stripes.

Or am I (all together now)...

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 05:17 PM (wOGfT)

108
These two boys have a combined IQ of 51.
Morons.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 05:17 PM (rYWEB)

109

...which is why I guess you're in the "special" yoke today...?

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 05:18 PM (+hPIb)

110 Was Patton on the Yorktown?

Posted by: confused at October 29, 2009 05:18 PM (8iTbj)

111 the young man could barely stay in the within lines.

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 05:18 PM (1kwr2)

112

I'm not sure how many women want to wear a bra that snaps off that easily.

Luddite.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2009 05:19 PM (B+qrE)

113 I can already see the documentry that will be filmed about this incident: "When Magic Markers Attack".

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:19 PM (qP2BK)

114 And we were wondering what happened to Dum-Dum the Dummy.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 29, 2009 05:19 PM (V9SYy)

115 Black on White crime?

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:19 PM (qP2BK)

116 cus...........

RACISSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

Posted by: confused at October 29, 2009 05:20 PM (8iTbj)

117 Oops!

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 05:20 PM (rYWEB)

118 and what was he thinking of with that scribble above one eye? did that make him feel more risque, feeling?

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 05:20 PM (1kwr2)

119 Clearly, this is just further proof we need a 7 day waiting period before we purchase Magic Markers out of anger or haste.

Posted by: Liberal Congresscritter at October 29, 2009 05:20 PM (V9SYy)

120 I think the bearded dude wanted to be Batman for Halloween

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:21 PM (qP2BK)

121

And we were wondering what happened to Dum-Dum the Dummy.

[Retort still smashed by the ban hammer of justice ]

Posted by: Palin Steele at October 29, 2009 05:21 PM (V9SYy)

122 Next time we'll do it right. We'll use that pepper spray that turns your whole face green.

Posted by: The Scripto Bandito! at October 29, 2009 05:22 PM (+hPIb)

123 "Put the Sharpie down and back away from the car!"

Posted by: Barney Fife at October 29, 2009 05:22 PM (qP2BK)

124 Those 2 were just 2 of the 100,000,000,000 jobs created by the President's Economic Stimulus Plan.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 29, 2009 05:22 PM (V9SYy)

125

Next time we'll do it right. We'll use that pepper spray that turns your whole face green.

LOL!

Posted by: Barney Fife at October 29, 2009 05:23 PM (qP2BK)

126

and what was he thinking of with that scribble above one eye? did that make him feel more risque, feeling?

Yeah, it definitely gives him that "come hither" look--NOT!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:24 PM (qP2BK)

127 HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.. oh.. wait. Won't this be considered racist? I mean.. he's drawn on his face with black marker. Surely someone has seen this as a half-a$$ed attempt to do blackface, right? Feh. I'm sure it's coming but it sickens me that my first thought was something along those lines.

This would be a scream if it wasn't so pathetic.

Posted by: Mad Monica at October 29, 2009 05:24 PM (oocLi)

128 Future Census workers. They should have just put on ACORN shirts.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 05:24 PM (dQdrY)

129 Caption for this post: Zee Bra and Zebras?

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:25 PM (qP2BK)

130 Look, kid, I could have told you. The black face routine - nothing but trouble.

Posted by: Ted Danson at October 29, 2009 05:25 PM (V9SYy)

131 114- I'm sure he gets off on the fact that we still talk about him here.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 05:26 PM (OPJwm)

132 Al Gore's son?

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2009 05:26 PM (ov3Hi)

133

Look, kid, I could have told you. The black face routine - nothing but trouble.

Well, it's not like it was black face, black face, it was just black face.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg, Ted's ex at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (qP2BK)

134

will one of his friends warn him next time to use a light blue with sparkles marker? would look much better with his eyes .

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (1kwr2)

135 The bra thingy is an award winner of the Ig Nobel Prize.

Posted by: Russtovich at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (ZXGQD)

136 Oh, noz, Glenn is unveiling his blue curtain of death in a minute. Quick, hold me.

Posted by: sybilll at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (CH/8Q)

137

Kind of a wonderbra that could just save your life.

That's what he said!

Posted by: Pam's mom about Michael Scott at October 29, 2009 05:29 PM (qP2BK)

138 This guy wasn't robbing a house, he was organizing his community.

Run for Congress, kid.

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Almost sounds like you're describing a certain blogger....

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