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| NEA Chairman: Obama "The Most Powerful Writer Since Julius Caesar"This is the first president that actually writes his own books since Teddy Roosevelt and arguably the first to write them really well since Lincoln. If you accept the premise, and I do, that the United States is the most powerful country in the world, then Barack Obama is the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar.Mm-hm. Except Bill Ayers wrote that book. Rocco Landesman, of course, has been claiming that the operatives involved in the NEA-grants-for-Obama-propaganda phone conference were just a few loan nuts having nothing at all to do with him. Comments1
This is the first president that actually writes his own books since Teddy Roosevelt and arguably the first to write them really well since Lincoln. Did Lincoln write any books? I don't think so. He did, of course, write some truly great speeches and letters. Posted by: sauropod at October 28, 2009 12:46 PM (r45p0) 2
Where am I? Who are you?
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 28, 2009 12:46 PM (KeHPo) 3
These goddamn nitwits, finding new and ever-more-stupid ways of praising lazy-ass President Golf.
Assuming he ever has written a book, Of*ckface hasn't written a book since becoming President, so, no, he's not the "most powerful writer since Julius Caesar". Posted by: Waterhouse at October 28, 2009 12:47 PM (Do9Eu) 4
BTW, what are "loan nuts"? ACORN people?
Posted by: sauropod at October 28, 2009 12:47 PM (r45p0) Posted by: Loan Nut at October 28, 2009 12:47 PM (7+pP9) 6
That guy needs to come up for air.
Posted by: runninrebel at October 28, 2009 12:47 PM (i3PJU) 7
The creases in his tunic are magnificent.
Posted by: David Brooks at October 28, 2009 12:47 PM (GwPRU) 8
JFK was shot by a loan gunman
Posted by: wHodat at October 28, 2009 12:48 PM (+sBB4) 9
He's powerful in other ways too. Very powerful *wipes chin*
Posted by: Chris Matthews at October 28, 2009 12:49 PM (IhQuA) Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald at October 28, 2009 12:49 PM (7+pP9) 11
I hear Rocco gives great blow jobs.
Posted by: GarandFan at October 28, 2009 12:50 PM (ZQBnQ) Posted by: Zombie JFK at October 28, 2009 12:50 PM (KeHPo) 13
I need brains !
Posted by: Zombie JFK at October 28, 2009 12:51 PM (KeHPo) 14
Let's give Obama a chance here. I mean, Caesar didn't write The Civil War until after he started it.
Julius Ceasar: Veni vidi vici. Obama: Wanna whacka wookie. Posted by: WalrusRex at October 28, 2009 12:51 PM (xxgag) 15
Most people use the term "powerful writer" to refer to the power of a writer's words, e.g.,"Hemingway was a powerful writer." This fellow seems to be saying that a powerful writer is a writer who wields political power. It's certainly a different spin. Wouldn't Chairman Mao be an even more powerful writer? He wrote the "Little Red Book," after all. And as an absolute dictator, he had more power than Obama. What about Hitler? "Mein Kampf" was a bestseller. I don't think Landesman has thought this through. Posted by: sauropod at October 28, 2009 12:52 PM (r45p0) 16
My ass still has bruises, from Obama's balls, as he pounded my ass one night. Made my nose bleed, too.
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at October 28, 2009 12:52 PM (IhQuA) 17
You know why Obama isn't on Mount Rushmore? He'd make the others look bad by comparison.
Posted by: WalrusRex at October 28, 2009 12:52 PM (xxgag) 18
He doesn't hold a candle to me.
Posted by: Mother Goose at October 28, 2009 12:53 PM (sey23) 19
Julius Caesar wrote a book ... they had books? I thought they had scrolls?
Posted by: Paladin at October 28, 2009 12:53 PM (WGbtD) 20
Obama: The most powerful Emperor since Ceasear
Posted by: wHodat at October 28, 2009 12:53 PM (+sBB4) 21
What about Hitler? "Mein Kampf" was a bestseller.
Still is, anywhere there's a lot of Muslims. I wonder who gets the royalties. Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2009 12:54 PM (pg/HS) Posted by: brak at October 28, 2009 12:54 PM (1Y3Fy) 23
Obama wrote 2 books about HIMSELF
Posted by: wHodat at October 28, 2009 12:54 PM (+sBB4) Posted by: "Jack" at October 28, 2009 12:54 PM (sey23) 25
What about Hitler? "Mein Kampf" was a bestseller. I don't think Landesman has thought this through.
Posted by: sauropod at October 28, 2009 12:52 PM (r45p0) Yes he forgot Chairman Mao too. I mean everybody I know carries his little red book. Posted by: Barack Obama at October 28, 2009 12:54 PM (Q1lie) 26
Yeah, I entrust my literary criticism to a guy named "Rocco."
Posted by: Curly Mustard at October 28, 2009 12:55 PM (sOpAl) 27
Zero -interest never-repay "loan nuts".
Posted by: right at October 28, 2009 12:55 PM (EquV1) Posted by: Y-not at October 28, 2009 12:55 PM (sey23) 29
Yo, Rocco, im happy for you and imma let you finish, but Rachel Maddow is the best Obama ass-kissing media stooge of the year.
Posted by: Kanye West at October 28, 2009 12:56 PM (fDWFP) 30
That man still hasn't produced a book. He's 145 years past the deadline. I have half a mind to ask him to return the advance.
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln's editor at October 28, 2009 12:56 PM (A+3jx) 31
If you accept the premise, and I do, that the United States is the most powerful country in the world, Gee, this is going out on a limb. Our power, however, is dissipating daily under the direction of The Precedent and the feral government. then Barack Obama is the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar. Err ... uh ... hmmmm ... Is this artsy logic? Or maybe this is that newfangled empathetic logic that we are about to be treated to on the SCOTUS? And don't let the two very different meanings of "powerful", in these contexts, get in your way, here. This excerpt is all kinds of stupid. Maybe he had Teacups Grayson write this for him? It has a real Grayson ring to it. Posted by: progressoverpeace at October 28, 2009 12:57 PM (A46hP) 32
I want to be a loan wolf
Posted by: wHodat at October 28, 2009 12:57 PM (+sBB4) 33
Obama wrote 2 books about HIMSELF
The publisher wanted a coffee table book with "tasteful" pictures of the Wookie. I think you guys dodged a bullet when I wrote about myself instead. Posted by: Barry H. Obama, Mmm Mmm Mmm at October 28, 2009 12:57 PM (pg/HS) 34
Julius Caesar wrote a book ... they had books? I thought they had scrolls? Books can be scrolls. The type of book we use today is called a codex, and it was invented shortly afer Caesar's time, but books had been around much longer, in the form of scrolls and tablets. Caesar wrote, or was credited with writing, "The Gallic Wars" and "The Civil War." "The Gallic Wars" is fanous for its opening line: "All Gaul is divided into three parts ..." Posted by: sauropod at October 28, 2009 12:57 PM (r45p0) 35
I don't think Landesman has thought this through.
Well, that would take, ya know, actually...thinking. Posted by: Dr. Do-it-yourself at October 28, 2009 12:58 PM (DIYmd) 36
Okay, I've posted this before, but here we go again: "Veni, vidi, wee-wee"-Caius Julius Obama, Destroyer of the Republic.
Posted by: Jack Bauer's Evil Brother at October 28, 2009 12:58 PM (mDUj8) 37
What a frikken day, just got back from the bank having to deal with the damn lone officer.
It seems my mortgage is going to get kicked back because of one loan black mark on my credit report. Posted by: Mortis at October 28, 2009 12:59 PM (hA5JK) 38
Still is, anywhere there's a lot of Muslims. I wonder who gets the royalties.
Copyrights probably expired long ago. He wasn't in a very good position to renew them after that Berlin bunker incident Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 28, 2009 12:59 PM (uJqhi) 39
Like J.C. eh? Does he have powerful gimp-esque seizures, too? The only "falling sickness" I've noticed has been with employment figures.
Until he F's up more people than L. Ron Hubbard or Dr. Benjamin Spock, he hasn't accomplished sweet. Posted by: LFMayor at October 28, 2009 12:59 PM (Ge7CK) 40
Julias Caesar's writings: ACCOUNTS OF BATTLES. Odumbass can't even decide to go or not into battle. Men willingly believe what they wish. Posted by: Dagny at October 28, 2009 12:59 PM (uAAy5) 41
Posted by: sauropod at October 28, 2009 12:52 PM (r45p0) You beat me to the "powerful" point. Good job. And powerful, too. Your comment makes me think that you head a powerful country. Posted by: progressoverpeace at October 28, 2009 01:00 PM (A46hP) 42
God, what delusional fucks.
Posted by: joeindc44 at October 28, 2009 01:00 PM (QxSug) Posted by: wHodat at October 28, 2009 01:00 PM (+sBB4) Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 28, 2009 01:01 PM (muUqs) 45
If you accept the premise, and I do, that the United States is the most powerful country in the world,
What does that make me, then? Posted by: Barney Bush at October 28, 2009 01:02 PM (sey23) 46
Emily Dickinson and the Variability of Contextual Hermeneutics in the Contemporary Structural Aesthetic: critical insights by Knuckles Gasparini.
Posted by: Curly Mustard at October 28, 2009 01:02 PM (sOpAl) Posted by: Muslims at October 28, 2009 01:02 PM (+sBB4) 48
This is what we get from the chairman of the NEA?
...and people wonder why children are so damn stupid anymore. Posted by: Michael Fisk at October 28, 2009 01:03 PM (8YgdQ) Posted by: Bill Ayers at October 28, 2009 01:03 PM (Haq+B) 50
And I'm a brain surgeon.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 28, 2009 01:03 PM (ZGhSv) 51
God, what delusional fucks.
Cults of personality are like that. They crash pretty hard when they finally crumble though. You can already see the beginnings of the fall today with articles being written blaming his staff for various fuckups and excusing him because he's so pure and obviously wasn't aware those inept staffer tools had bungled something up. Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 28, 2009 01:03 PM (uJqhi) 52
This asshole is comparing "How I conquered Europe" to "How my Kenyan scumbag father abandoned me and my marxist slut mom". Fascinating.
Posted by: Dagny at October 28, 2009 01:04 PM (uAAy5) Posted by: dan-O at October 28, 2009 01:05 PM (+9Rf8) 54
Cults of personality are like that. They crash pretty hard when they finally crumble though. Yeah, but getting to the 'finally' sometimes takes you through a rice paddy with a plastic bag wrapped around your head. Posted by: Dang Straights at October 28, 2009 01:05 PM (Haq+B) 55
Hey Ace, go check out Dan Riehl's account on what happened with the selection of Dede Scozzafava for NY-23's seat. Flaming skull?
Posted by: phoenixrisen at October 28, 2009 01:06 PM (ihWM2) 56
In the same vein of what Ace said.
Barack Obama is the greatest American writer since Harper Lee. Posted by: Ben at October 28, 2009 01:07 PM (wuv1c) 57
I am reminded of the David Frishberg song
"Marooned in a Blizzard of Lies" Posted by: rawmuse at October 28, 2009 01:07 PM (V/ZfA) 58
Better than Dr, Seuss? Come on.
Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 28, 2009 01:08 PM (muUqs) 59
This is the first president that actually writes his own books since Teddy Roosevelt and arguably the first to write them really well since Lincoln. Ah Lincoln never wrote a book. Posted by: bulwark at October 28, 2009 01:09 PM (jvrmc) Posted by: mikeyslaw at October 28, 2009 01:09 PM (QMGr1) 61
Most people use the term "powerful writer" to refer to the power of a writer's words, e.g.,"Hemingway was a powerful writer." Me included. Martin Luther would be at the top of the list. So would Thomas Jefferson. Posted by: FireHorse at October 28, 2009 01:10 PM (Vl5GH) Posted by: Dang Straights at October 28, 2009 01:10 PM (Haq+B) 63
This is the first president that actually writes his own books since Teddy Roosevelt and arguably the first to write them really well since Lincoln. he did make a "book" that was essentially the lincoln douglass debates. i guess that counts as a book. Posted by: Ben at October 28, 2009 01:12 PM (wuv1c) 64
Obama is a much better writer than Orwell. People thought his book was fiction.
Posted by: wHodat at October 28, 2009 01:12 PM (+sBB4) 65
This is the kind of post that tempts me to get all vulgar. It's the kind of post that makes me fell like what's called for is some stupid, but memorable act, like buying 10,000 marbles, and throwing them on the ground during the Obama parade. Who's with me?!
Posted by: ParisParamus at October 28, 2009 01:12 PM (K4b1c) 66
This moron apparently has never even heard of Grant's Memoirs, still considered to be one of the great classics of American Literature, and one of the alltime bestsellers of the late 19th century. Like the previous poster said, Lincoln never wrote any books. In that way, I suppose Obama has followed in his footsteps after all. Posted by: wws at October 28, 2009 01:12 PM (T1boi) 67
It seems my mortgage is going to get kicked back because of one loan black mark on my credit report.
Crap. Sorry to hear that. Maybe you need to get a loan nut. Posted by: OregonMuse at October 28, 2009 01:13 PM (eR37w) Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 28, 2009 01:13 PM (muUqs) 69
@15
I had just heard this on Beck, who originally implied it was "best" writer", which is just crazy. But "most powerful"? Sure Hitler and Mao have him beat. They sold better too. But aside from that, (and the question of real authorship) it's not an absurd statement Posted by: Jeffrey Quick at October 28, 2009 01:14 PM (g9neE) 70
What this really boils down to is the inability of these mental midgets to distinguish reality from perception. I'm sure that Obama really is the writer who has most influenced this guy. And he probably only hangs out with people at least as left-leaning as him (like most leftists). So most of his friends probably think so too. In other words, in his little bubble, Obama is the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar. Of course, in the real world, that idea is ludicrous. Which is why this quote will be played without commentary on many mediums and be hugely damning to yet another of Obama's choices for leadership. For this nitwit, the world is as simple as what he perceives in the little leftist bubble that he lives in. Posted by: dan-O at October 28, 2009 01:14 PM (+9Rf8) Posted by: Czarface at October 28, 2009 01:14 PM (bXhsu) 72
Oysters or snails? This guy is all over the snails.
Posted by: FPC at October 28, 2009 01:15 PM (qZb8X) 73
How telling that still another of Obama's liberal butt-boys is infatuated with power.
Posted by: pst314 at October 28, 2009 01:16 PM (OA547) 74
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
Posted by: You better believe I didn't write that Obama at October 28, 2009 01:16 PM (xxgag) 75
Heh. You morons think Rocco is a delusional ass-kisser, check out this sycophant:
http://bit.ly/12jvhp He's got Obama's cock so far up his butt, I'm surprised he can even talk. Posted by: OregonMuse at October 28, 2009 01:18 PM (eR37w) 76
"Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes That eat figs. Stepping on the figs That the apes Eat, they crunch.” Greatest writer of all time Posted by: d at October 28, 2009 01:21 PM (uTknY) 77
If you accept the premise, and I do, that the United States is the most powerful country greatest Republic in the world, then Barry is the most powerful writer insidious usurper of lawful power since Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon. FIFY Posted by: Zorachus at October 28, 2009 01:21 PM (XwktS) Posted by: Entropy at October 28, 2009 01:22 PM (IsLT6) 79
Yet more hyperbolic nincompoopery....
Posted by: Eleven at October 28, 2009 01:22 PM (7DB+a) 80
This moron apparently has never even heard of Grant's Memoirs, still
considered to be one of the great classics of American Literature, and
one of the alltime bestsellers of the late 19th century.
It's amazing how many people know fuckall about history, yet speak and write as though they did. I am continually amazed and irritated at it. Last night in my rhetoric class we read a gentleman criticizing the Gettysburg Address for claiming that a nation was created in 1776, when what really happened was 13 states declared independence and <b>a war began</b>. Because, you know Lexington and Concord, Bunker Hill, the Siege of Boston, the formation of the Continental Army, these things didn't happen in the year prior to 1776 or anything. His arguments grow worse from there. Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at October 28, 2009 01:23 PM (V0QP1) 81
Odd, I use to say the exact same thing about my boss. Of course, now that I am retired, he's an idiot and always has been.
Posted by: Zoltan at October 28, 2009 01:24 PM (0/azW) 82
Well, dammit, couldn't they have given him a double-Nobel this year? Because his poetry is very moving.
The apes howl, bare their fangs, dance . . . musty, wet pelts glistening in the blue. I think that one is about Michelle. Posted by: Peaches at October 28, 2009 01:24 PM (9Wv2j) 83
Being a member of a set doesn't necessarily give you the attributes of that set. By this clown's reasoning, I should have the largest income in the world since the US has the largest economy in the world.
Posted by: joncelli at October 28, 2009 01:25 PM (RD7QR) 84
I think these airheads have a contest going to see who can be the most over-the-top in praise of The Won. It has to be tongue in cheek, they can't possibly be serious about this.
Apologies to airheads all over the world. Posted by: the real joe at October 28, 2009 01:26 PM (t7iqL) 85
Posted by: d at October 28, 2009 01:21 PM (uTknY) Ah, d, you beat me to it, but truly he deserves a lot of recognition for this work. Move over, Shakespeare, there's a new bard in town. Posted by: Peaches at October 28, 2009 01:26 PM (9Wv2j) 86
“He . . . Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shink, my Arms barely reaching around His thick, oily neck” Ayers sure he wants to claim any of this crap? Posted by: d at October 28, 2009 01:27 PM (uTknY) 87
It's nice to see that the ancient custom, of an ambitious scholar writing a panegyric to a reigning despot in hopes of receiving patronage, has managed to survive to the 21st century.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 28, 2009 01:29 PM (lYKj1) 88
Peaches, his "poetry" is just memorable in a bad way, isn't it? haha
**someone dig up the old Obama poetry thread** ...good times Posted by: d at October 28, 2009 01:29 PM (uTknY) 89
Et tu, Boo-Tay??
Posted by: Barackus 'Wocka-Wockus" Obamus, Smiter of Flies at October 28, 2009 01:30 PM (ERJIu) 90
Why didn't I think of this line?
Posted by: Frum at October 28, 2009 01:31 PM (+sBB4) 91
Grant's Personal Memoirs are a masterpiece, and have earned justified comparison to The Gallic Wars. And, unlike the Barack the Boy King, Grant waited to write his memoirs until he actually had something to write about.
Wilson had an earned PhD in History and Political Science from Johns Hopkins and wrote extensively about the legislative process, despite being a dyslexic who didn't learn to read until he was 10 years old. Coolidge, whose autobiography is usually considered very good, was a very good amateur classicist and a translator of Dante. He also is the last president to write all of his own speeches. Taft was second in his class at Yale, Phi Beta Kappa, and had a first rate legal mind. Hoover (whose pre-presidential accomplishments are lengthy and impressive) produced what is still the standard translation of Agricola's De re metallica. In terms of presidential intellect, Barack is definitely in the bottom quarter (if not worse). In terms of personal pre-presidency accomplishment he's in the bottom five, roughly equivalent to party-machine appartchiks like Grover Cleveland, Millard Fillmore and Chester Arthur. Posted by: DelD at October 28, 2009 01:32 PM (rC+/c) 92
I'm mostly impressed by the implicit admission that jfk won a Pulitzer for book he didn't write.
Posted by: jcp at October 28, 2009 01:32 PM (DHNp4) 93
rocco will love palin's writings.
Posted by: wHodat at October 28, 2009 01:34 PM (+sBB4) 94
The head of the NEA issues a statement with grammatical errors in it. LOL
Posted by: Julescat at October 28, 2009 01:36 PM (RHcUa) 95
Art doesn't need grammar. Plus, grammar is raaaaacist.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 28, 2009 01:38 PM (NtiET) 96
I thought the reason the Kenyan usurper wasn't on Mount Rushmore was even if sculptor Gutzon Borglum came back from the dead, he couldn't find a way to make the terrain work to hold up those Dumbo ears that Obumbles the Clown has.
Besides, Borglum was a member of the Klan, so he wouldn't want to do an Obama statue anyway. Posted by: SGT Dan at October 28, 2009 01:38 PM (GgXZc) 97
Please go to our webpage for our special feature, 'Your NEA: How We Is Educating Your Children Gooder Than Ever!"
Posted by: The NEA at October 28, 2009 01:39 PM (ERJIu) 98
I'm mostly impressed by the implicit admission that jfk won a Pulitzer for book he didn't write.
Yeah, isn't that great? Why his Pulitzer isn't revoked (or given to Kennedy sycophant Pierre Salinger, who did the actual writing) is beyond me. But hey, at least Jack Kennedy's book is about something else other than Jack Kennedy, who was, as we all know, merely a minimally qualified son-of-privilege senator from Massachusetts. Posted by: OregonMuse at October 28, 2009 01:51 PM (eR37w) 99
Grant's memoirs are a significant achievement, especially given that he basically took to writing them out of desperation. He was at that point in his life in ill health and almost broke; he wrote his memoirs for the money. He barely finished before he died. It was in part because of this that US Presidents began to receive a lifetime pension after leaving office -- it was considered embarassing to have a previous US head of state languishing in penury.
U. S. Grant was a bad President but a good man and a superb general. He allowed a lot of graft and corruption in his Administration but never took a dime himself so far as anyone knows. I've always suspected that he took the job of President mainly because he didn't know what else to do with himself. He was a man of war, much as Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson ("Old Blue-Light") were. He was at his best leading men in battle. He was not a man made for peace-time. There is much to admire in Grant the man, however short he may have fallen as President. Posted by: Monty at October 28, 2009 01:55 PM (4Pleu) 100
If you've ever translated any of Caesar's writings (or any Latin, for that matter), this is even stupider. The grasp of language to command the multiple subtleties while confined to strict meter requirements . . . good lord. I can't even begin to describe just how good these guys were here.
And that's why this jackass will get away with it, because 99% of the population is just so damned ignorant about true art and talent--because of jackasses like him. This nitwit in the WH wouldn't even qualify to write copy for free blow-jobs at the immigrant brothel. Posted by: jimmuy at October 28, 2009 01:59 PM (EzcbY) 101
97 - Would that be the Derek Zoolander School for kids who don't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too? I hear the building is very small. Posted by: AE at October 28, 2009 02:01 PM (kSfPT) 102
This is the first president that actually writes his own books since Teddy Roosevelt and arguably the first to write them really well since Lincoln. So he's admitting that JFK didn't write Profiles in Courage, and that it was ghostwritten by a bunch of left-wing profs paid off by Joe? The statement is stupid regardless. Teddy didn't write his works really well? Really? He wrote two major works on completely different subjects that were considered definitive for decades (in fact, The Naval War of 1812 is still considered a must-read for military historians, and is part of Naval shipboard libraries to this day), and his CV makes Obama look like a 5th-grader. Posted by: David Axelrod's Combover at October 28, 2009 02:01 PM (/Pw+r) 103
The adoration is breathtaking to behold. These people are lock, stock & barrel cultists.
Posted by: Twinks at October 28, 2009 02:09 PM (uazP3) Posted by: sparticus at October 28, 2009 02:16 PM (PD1tk) 105
Hey Ace, go check out Dan Riehl's account on what happened with the selection of Dede Scozzafava for NY-23's seat. Ugh. So forever done with those bastards. Posted by: Entropy at October 28, 2009 02:17 PM (IsLT6) 106
I don't know, Caesar might be a good comparison. Undermined the Republic, founded an alternate center of power (a la this national security force) in Gaul, then crushed the republic led by a wishy washy semi-Republican (Gnaeus Pompey or John McCain), then proceeded to set himself up as dictator for life. Except Caesar could actually write. And blame everyone else for anything that went wrong, and most likely took more credit than he deserved. O wait, that last sentence was just like Bambi. Really, imho, Cassius and Brutus were the closest things to heroes in the last days of the Republic...all we need to do though (thank goodness we're a constitutional republic) is just win in '10 and '12, not hurt anybody. Posted by: seguin at October 28, 2009 02:27 PM (6Vmn7) 107
Haven't read all the comments, so excuse me if I'm repeating what's already been said, but has Landesman ever heard of Woodrow Wilson? The man was a Ph.D and wrote several important political science books that greatly influenced the Progressive movement. I'm not a fan of Wilson, but that's sort of a whiff right there.
Oh, and the whole Ayers ghostwriting thing. And that Obama's books were freaking autobiographies, both written before he had even turned 50. Posted by: paul zummo at October 28, 2009 02:31 PM (MVcnm) 108
Oh, and there was that Churchill fella. Not a US President, but I hear he was kind of important during one of those 20th century wars. He also happened to write a book or 30, including some major works of history.
Posted by: paul zummo at October 28, 2009 02:35 PM (MVcnm) 109
Is there nothing BHO can't do? President, Nobel winner, now greatest writer evah!!!
Now where did I put that unicorn, crap, he's at the vet due to a skittles overdose. Posted by: Penfold at October 28, 2009 02:38 PM (lF2Kk) 110
JC: referring to the crossing of the Rubicon - "the die is cast" BO: referring to Kanye West - "because he's a Jackass" Posted by: ADK46er at October 28, 2009 02:39 PM (ATDUX) 111
Really, imho, Cassius and Brutus were the closest things to heroes in the last days of the Republic.
Posted by: seguin at October 28, 2009 02:27 PM (6Vmn7) In Dante's Inferno, Dante puts Judas, Cassius, and Brutus in the very bottom of Hell where Satan munches down on them for eternity becuase they were traitors. If I had been Dante, I would've put Caesar there instead of Brutus and Cassius on the grounds that Caesar betrayed the Republic. Posted by: WalrusRex at October 28, 2009 02:41 PM (xxgag) 112
This man's education failed him. This is what happens when you do not teach critical thinking. Or perhaps he slept through the class. At any rate, this fellow ios a first class idiot.
Posted by: Harry at October 28, 2009 02:42 PM (qNp4H) 113
I came, I saw, I would've conquered except Bush's fault!
Posted by: Obama the Magnificent at October 28, 2009 02:42 PM (xxgag) 114
Julius Ceasar: Veni vidi vici. Barack Obama: Wanna whacka wookie. Posted by: WalrusRex at October 28, 2009 12:51 PM (xxgag) Julius Ceasar: Veni vidi vici. Barack Obama: All we-weed up. Posted by: Che Pizza at October 28, 2009 02:50 PM (SPSOE) 115
U. S. Grant was a bad President but a good man and a
superb general.
Posted by: Monty at October 28, 2009 01:55 PM (4Pleu) I absolutely agree. Grant was no longer with the military despite his West Point eduction, in large part because of his drinking, prior to the Civil War. He failed in numerous attempts to make a career of anything. He was working behind the counter in his father's leather goods store, sort the nineteenth century equivalent of being a convenience store clerk, when the war broke out. The the war came and he became a hero. As often happens, his greatest strength, his loyalty, was also his greatest weakness. He wrote his memoirs to provide for his family as he was dying of cancer. He is kind of a hero of mine in that he stands for the proposition that you don't give in, you keep on fighting. Posted by: Obama the Magnificent at October 28, 2009 02:50 PM (xxgag) 116
Damn sock! It was Walrus who wrote favorably of Grant.
Posted by: WalrusRex at October 28, 2009 02:51 PM (xxgag) 117
Julius Ceasar: Veni vidi vici.
Barack Obama: "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong." Posted by: Che Pizza at October 28, 2009 02:53 PM (SPSOE) 118
No wonder today's kids are so stupid.
Posted by: wrg at October 28, 2009 02:54 PM (7t+Ws) 119
Ceasar: Veni vidi vici.
Obama: "I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." Posted by: Che Pizza at October 28, 2009 02:54 PM (SPSOE) 120
Ceasar: Veni vidi vici.
Obama: "It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." Posted by: Che Pizza at October 28, 2009 02:55 PM (SPSOE) 121
Ceasar: Veni vidi vici. Obama: "The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person" Compare & contrast. Posted by: Che Pizza at October 28, 2009 02:56 PM (SPSOE) 122
Really, imho, Cassius and Brutus were the closest things to heroes
Brutus? A hero? Err, what? "That soul up there which has the greatest pain, The Master said, is Judas Iscariot; With head inside, he plies his legs without. Of the two others, who head downward are, The one who hangs from the black jowl is Brutus; See how he writhes himself, and speaks no word. And the other, who so stalwart seems, is Cassius. But night is reascending, and 'tis time That we depart, for we have seen the whole" Canto XXXIV - Inferno Posted by: Iskandar at October 28, 2009 03:01 PM (u1pln) 123
Errrr...Che P, your comments are spot on, but Caesar is misspelled in all 5 of your posts....don't give the moonbats ammunition, Che.
Posted by: sea lizard at October 28, 2009 03:12 PM (OifKG) 124
Julius Caesar...“I would rather be first in a small village in Gaul than second in command in Rome” Barack Obama..."everyone in Washington gets all wee weed up" Posted by: bulwark at October 28, 2009 03:13 PM (jvrmc) 125
wee wee : writer :: milli vanilli : singers Dang, you give me crap all the time, but gosh darn it, that was funny. You owe me a new keyboard too. Posted by: Mallamutt at October 28, 2009 03:17 PM (V9SYy) 126
Is there nothing BHO can't do? President, Nobel winner, now greatest writer evah!!! Don't forgot he has healed the earth, fixed the worst economy evah and brought an end to racial striff in this country. Well, except for all you racist here. But according to our trolls, your days are numbered. I guess Obama needs something to do in the second term. All Hail Barack! Posted by: Mallamutt at October 28, 2009 03:19 PM (V9SYy) 127
All you morons are going to rue the day you talked shit about The One. We got FEMA camps for your types...complete with smoke stacks, capiche?
Posted by: Sherriff Joe Biden at October 28, 2009 03:21 PM (H1b4W) Posted by: Edward G. Robinson at October 28, 2009 03:21 PM (7CMP3) Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2009 03:27 PM (H1b4W) 130
And we all know what happened to Caesar don't we.
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2009 03:27 PM (H1b4W) Please no Obama the martyr. Posted by: wrg at October 28, 2009 03:33 PM (7t+Ws) 131
This one is easy. Marcus Aurelius more powerful than Julius Ceasar.
Posted by: Steve Poling at October 28, 2009 03:42 PM (nBrFn) 132
So Barry is just like a dictatorial power-monger who destroyed a republican government, in part by pandering to the whims of the mob and using the public treasury to hand out freebies?
Yep, sounds about right... Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at October 28, 2009 03:42 PM (+ENpq) 133
Errrr...Che P, your comments are spot on, but Caesar is misspelled in all 5 of your posts....don't give the moonbats ammunition, Che.
Posted by: sea lizard at October 28, 2009 03:12 PM (OifKG) Well those moonbats can all go fuk themselvs. Rats, did it again. Posted by: Che Pizza at October 28, 2009 03:46 PM (SPSOE) 134
Apparently, appealing to Dear Leader's vanity will get you promoted...
Posted by: Che Pizza at October 28, 2009 03:48 PM (SPSOE) 135
"The Most Powerful Writer Since Julius Caesar" Oh jesustappdancing christ. Rocco, get up off your knees and wipe your chin...it's Chrissy Matthews turn next. Posted by: SFC MAC at October 28, 2009 03:54 PM (cuNX0) 136
Seriously, we need Obama to be Jimmy Carter's replacement, and in more ways than one.
We need for everyone over the age of 10 to see what "leftism" is and does to society and the economy, and what it does to American prestige in the world. We need for everyone to see (and some to experience, firsthand, and in great detail) leftism's series of abject failures. Most of all, we need all those involved in causing the failures to be around for at least another 50+ years. Carter seemed to have turned to Habitat for Humanity, a reasonably noble cause, as one way to help atone for his inept mistakes. Then he went insane or something, and got seriously into anti-Jewish propaganda and other, apparently Saudi-funded, whackyness. He's made quite an impression on most of America as a complete whackjob. Everyone distances themselves from him, in much the same way as people avoid lepers. I expect Obama to be worse. Can Obama go 5 years after leaving the White House without being caught up in a major scandal, involving severe corruption and massive and illegal payoffs? Can he avoid doing time? If he does time, would he be the first ex-president to ever do time? Will he even be in demand as a speaker, at least as much as Bill Clinton? I expect Rahm to go Freddie in 2011, maybe even late this summer, when things start going wrong for the Democratic candidates. Posted by: Arbalest at October 28, 2009 03:56 PM (7CMP3) 137
Caeser had a Salad named after him. Obama has floaters named after him, Veni Vidi vici = Caeser Me me me = Obama Besides Caeser was a garlic nosed Eye-talian. Posted by: gus at October 28, 2009 04:03 PM (Vqruj) 138
Che you spelled FUCK wrong too.
Posted by: gus at October 28, 2009 04:05 PM (Vqruj) 139
You're all haters and you're bitter and angry because Opie got that cool teleprompter and you have to pay for it. Sex with Sasquatch ass must be grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat. Posted by: gus at October 28, 2009 04:08 PM (Vqruj) Posted by: da prez at October 28, 2009 04:17 PM (7t+Ws) 141
"The Most Powerful Writer Since Julius Caesar" That phrase reminds me of the 'Flintstone's Christmas Special.' Just doesn't make sense. Kinda like 'Picasso Visits the Planet of the Apes.' Ons second thought, that does sound kinda cool. Posted by: Maximinus Thrax at October 28, 2009 04:23 PM (3fiIy) 142
This is the first president that actually writes his own books since
Teddy Roosevelt and arguably the first to write them really well since
Lincoln.
Um, yeah. Dick Nixon - that guy was a President, wasn't he? - he wrote a book or two. An unlike Obama has so far, he actually did something beneficial during his presidency. Posted by: Jazz at October 28, 2009 04:24 PM (hnq5i) 143
Obama: the most fucked asshole since Emperor Hadrian's. Posted by: TexasJew at October 28, 2009 04:24 PM (VPwsO) Posted by: Maximinus Thrax at October 28, 2009 04:26 PM (3fiIy) 145
Poor Rocco needs to be put out of his misery.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 28, 2009 04:26 PM (VPwsO) 146
Obama is the most powerful writer since Caesar, the greatest thinker since Aristotle, the greatest savior since Jesus, the greatest asshole since Carter.
Did I miss anything? The left's ability to make utter asses out of their sycophantic selves never ceases to amaze me. Posted by: CoolCzech at October 28, 2009 04:35 PM (QECjC) 147
then Barack Obama is the most powerful writer biggest pussy since Julius Caesar Vidkun Quisling.
FIFY you're welcome Posted by: Jones at October 28, 2009 04:35 PM (1cda8) 148
Che you spelled FUCK wrong too.
Posted by: gus at October 28, 2009 04:05 PM (Vqruj) You see. The joke is funny because.... Nevermind. It wasn't funny, anyway. Posted by: Che Pizza at October 28, 2009 04:43 PM (SPSOE) 149
Rocco Landesman, of course, has been claiming that the operatives involved in the NEA-grants-for-Obama-propaganda phone conference were just a few loan nuts having nothing at all to do with him.
You mean to say ACORN employees who normally harrass banks because they're not lending enough money to peeps according to the Community Reinvestment Act?? Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 28, 2009 04:56 PM (1hM1d) 150
Grant was actually a better president than he's given credit for. Whatever the peccadilloes of certain party hacks in his administration, he had a handful of solid acheivements, to wit:
1) Ku Klux Klan Act -- according to some, Grant broke the Klan in the 1870's, and they weren't able to regroup until after his administration. 2) Restoring the Gold Standard -- Lincoln issued greenbacks like they were going out of style to pay for the war. They hung around during the Johnson years. Grant believed in hard money: in his first year as president he ordered $4 million in govt' Gold assets sold to prevent a couple of sharpers from cornering the gold market, and reduced the amount of paper money in circulation, even during the Panic of 1873. He even got Congress to schedule the withdrawing of greenbacks from circulation by 1879. The country got 20 years of solid growth out of this. 3) Restoring Good Relations with Britain -- the Limeys built a whole slew of privateers, like the Alabama, that decimated our shipping during the war. Afterwards, we wanted compensation from Britain, which they were uninclined to give, and anti-British feeling amongst the triumphant Yankees was strong. Grant got them to agree to binding arbitration via a five-member international panel, and we got a cool $15.5 million out of the deal. It's only been within the last fifteen years or so that anyone's even looked into what the man actually did as President. He's more or less been the victim of his own distaste for politics. Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at October 28, 2009 05:10 PM (RDp3R) 151
Did Lincoln write any books? I don't think so.
Actually, he wrote a biography of Zachary Taylor. At 62 pages, it isn't exactly Clancy-esque, but it is more than a speech or essay. A lot of the books "by" Lincoln are collections of his speeches, there's even a series of books entitled The Writings of Abraham Lincoln that seems to be merely a collection of anything he signed or otherwised "authored" including notes to Congress as to which officers where getting promotions. While historically interesting, that would make me want to watch paint dry. You can take a look around Abe's collection at Project Gutenberg. Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 28, 2009 05:11 PM (1hM1d) Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 28, 2009 05:12 PM (1hM1d) 153
I'm actually disappointed at how whatever little inquiry there was into the Ayers ghostwriter idea just died.
Posted by: Vince at October 28, 2009 05:44 PM (dDjkD) 154
Actually, he wrote a biography of Zachary Taylor. At 62 pages, it isn't exactly Clancy-esque, but it is more than a speech or essay. Thanks for the info. I didn't know that. or: "The Most Powerful Thug Since Little Caesar" Heh. Posted by: sauropod at October 28, 2009 06:44 PM (r45p0) 155
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Let's pretend.
ok, Obama, on his own with no help wrote those two books. He, uh, still wrote two books. about daddy or something. Not quite the Middle Europe campaign. Posted by: joeindc44 at October 29, 2009 01:29 AM (ZvwTS) 157
late to the party on this one, but I thought his complete misappropriation of Lionel Tiger's book and comparing it to Obama's was the funniest part of the speech.
For the record, Tiger's conclusion about "hope:" "Private optimism is a public resource. Public optimism is a private facility. Both can and have and will become disasters when there is too little fit between the vision and the facts of heat, cold, up, down, fast, slow, rich, poor, old, young, living, dying. It is dangerous to offer entrée to charlatans expert in illusion and big or little demagogues practiced in worthless promise …" Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at October 29, 2009 03:32 AM (dwwPD) 158
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Matthew Mark Luke and John might also disagree as to who the most powerful writers since Julius Caesar were. They did write books with their names on them too. How about the writer of the Federalist Papers, which was also put in a book?
Not a powerful writer? How about Thomas Paine? Not a powerful writer? What claptrap. If Bush's NEA chief had made such an asinine statement the media would have hooted him/her from office within a trice. Posted by: eaglewingz08 at October 29, 2009 02:21 PM (dv8zz) 161
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