Oh, Dear: Fatal Attraction Situation at ESPN

An ESPN analyst, Steve Phillips, had an affair with a worker there, Brooke Hundley.

The affair ended and she went psycho on him.

There are a couple of pictures of Hundley that make her look okay, but most of them make her look like, uh, a dude.

Although she did a lot of creepy stuff, the creepiest was trying to Facebook friend one of Phillips' teenaged sons in an effort to pump him for information, and suggest that maybe Mommie and Daddy ought to get a divorce.

"She said that she had overheard my mom telling someone at my brother's baseball game that my dad really likes someone at work and is probably going to move out and that if I need to talk to anyone, she would be willing to listen because her parents went through the same thing," the boy told cops.

"She asked inappropriate questions about my parents, such as: Do they sleep in the same bed? Do you think they will be getting a divorce? Do they fight a lot?" the youth added.

He said the woman even tried flirting with him to get information.

"She told me that she had stopped by the [football] field before to see me [practice] . . . She often awkwardly, flirtatiously complimented me, saying that I was a very sweet and nice guy."

But the son said he grew angry when she referred to his mother as his dad's "baby mama."

"[She] would often make comments of how lucky my mom was to marry a guy with money and not have to work . . . The tone was very jealous," he said.

The boy added that when he didn't immediately respond to the writer, she would start bombarding him with messages.

"Countless times, she asked me for my home phone number and stated that . . . her parents needed to contact my mother immediately," the rattled teen said.

Posted by: Ace at 12:49 PM



Comments

1 Storm trooper, Yoda, and Darth from left to right.

Posted by: hexenkessel at October 21, 2009 12:53 PM (EXqiA)

2 ESPN? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 21, 2009 12:54 PM (IhQuA)

3 Mets fans: Ms. Hundley is a bit of an allegory, if you get my drift.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2009 12:55 PM (B+qrE)

4 It is apparent to me, even without viewing images of her, that Mrs. Phillips is ugly as shit.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 21, 2009 12:56 PM (5aa4z)

5 Umm, middle aged men never learn, do they..

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2009 12:56 PM (jZNCU)

6 Sounds like a little bit cuntry.

Posted by: David Allan Coe at October 21, 2009 12:56 PM (GtYrq)

7 Creepy

Posted by: vai2112 at October 21, 2009 12:56 PM (Z1H+l)

8 Tell us about it Mets Fans.

Posted by: Cubs Fans at October 21, 2009 12:57 PM (GtYrq)

9 He always seemed like the type to chase stormtroopers for sex.

Posted by: Doc at October 21, 2009 12:57 PM (WKOg4)

10 In the article, it states that Mrs. Phillips is stunning. Why do men cheat with ugly women?

Posted by: Amaryllis at October 21, 2009 12:57 PM (JhlFi)

11

Wow I'm single and I wouldn't come near her. He gambles with his job and his family for her? Guy's got problems.

And does ESPN have some kind of internal rule where good looking women are not allowed to work there? Other than Erin Andrews (who is cute), the ESPN women are not so easy on the eyes. Which seems like a strange call for TV channel watched mostly by younger males.

Posted by: dan-O at October 21, 2009 12:57 PM (+9Rf8)

12 At least it wasn't a furry. Then it would have been weird

Posted by: eddiebear at October 21, 2009 12:57 PM (wnU1W)

13 At least it wasn't a furry.
Let's start a pool for that revelation--I take Rahm Emanuel.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2009 12:59 PM (B+qrE)

14 So he banged her, and she wouldn't go back under the bridge?

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 21, 2009 01:00 PM (mxc6M)

15
Why do men cheat with ugly women


The short answer would probably be because they believe ugly women are easier and require less attention

Posted by: bulwark at October 21, 2009 01:01 PM (jvrmc)

16 How can you not love me? I carved your name into my shins with an X-Acto knife! Then I used the blood to write you love-letters, which you returned unopened!

Don't stick your dick in crazy, fellas. It ain't worth it. (Don't ask me how I know.)

Posted by: Monty at October 21, 2009 01:03 PM (4Pleu)

17 This time I wouldn't hit it.

Posted by: Eleven at October 21, 2009 01:03 PM (7DB+a)

18 I hope Mrs. Phillips cleans his clock in court. What a dirtbag.

Posted by: lauraw at October 21, 2009 01:03 PM (loI8t)

19
Wow. Do they not have any hot hookers in this guy's home town?

Posted by: Dang at October 21, 2009 01:04 PM (UA4gE)

20 So he was screwing a storm trooper that's hot.

Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at October 21, 2009 01:04 PM (VmAoa)

21 18

I don't think his clock is what needs cleaned, after being in that. Just sayin'

Posted by: Shenme at October 21, 2009 01:04 PM (odEHq)

22 Meh...still better than that pic of my former Gov on Drudge.

Posted by: In Exile at October 21, 2009 01:05 PM (hqrK0)

23 In the article, it states that Mrs. Phillips is stunning. Why do men cheat with ugly women?

Maybe 'cause she puts out?

Let's face, a 40 y.o. MILF who has squeezed out a couple of kids can basically say my wifely duties are done, and my divorce lawyer is bigger than yours.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 21, 2009 01:05 PM (1hM1d)

24
I'd hit it.

Posted by: Malcolm X at October 21, 2009 01:06 PM (MFQJZ)

25 Why do men cheat with ugly women

Cheating typically has little to do with the comparative attractiveness of the participants involved.

Posted by: Tom in Korea at October 21, 2009 01:06 PM (+gX1+)

26
Shit. I just imagined her in a Princess Laya slave costume. Aww hell... It won't go away!

Posted by: Dang at October 21, 2009 01:06 PM (UA4gE)

27 even i would not hit it in the star wars pic.

Posted by: elliot spitzer at October 21, 2009 01:06 PM (NsGam)

28 Huat women don't put out? Never get their freak on? What? That is my only explanation for Elizabeth Hurley, this guys' wife, etc...

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 21, 2009 01:07 PM (mxc6M)

29 She's a love machine

Posted by: Cheech Marin at October 21, 2009 01:08 PM (rQTdM)

30 Ace, baby. Call me.

Posted by: Brooke at October 21, 2009 01:09 PM (sey23)

31 Shit. I just imagined her in a Princess Laya slave costume. Aww hell... It won't go away!
Now the rest of just had that same mental image go through our minds. Thanks.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 21, 2009 01:09 PM (V9SYy)

32 As any Mets fan will know, Steve Phillips is not an astute judge of talent.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 21, 2009 01:10 PM (V9SYy)

33 I love this site and visit here constantly, but this is a total non-story. Next...

Posted by: Iron Maiden at October 21, 2009 01:11 PM (hIOnV)

34 Sports and this obese dwarf? She looks like the goalie for team "UGLY".

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 21, 2009 01:11 PM (mxc6M)

35 I'd call it a binary 1 after a couple of beers.

Posted by: John Galt at October 21, 2009 01:11 PM (F/4zf)

36 Hope the kid doesn't have a bunny...
Seriously, I'm befuddled as well thinking about why so manymiddle-aged men cheat on their loving and loyal wives with trash like this.
Here's to hoping Mrs. Phillips gets everything for this betrayal.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 21, 2009 01:11 PM (9hSKh)

37 Hit that one, I not.

Posted by: Yoda at October 21, 2009 01:11 PM (V9SYy)

38 Dammit men! If your gonna risk your nads and everything else for another woman, at least be sure she's worth it. Just plain stupid to get crucified for a bowser dressed in a rag bag. That skank has ugly she hasn't even used yet.

Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2009 01:12 PM (OlN4e)

39 this chick is definitely below the Mendoza line of Flo from Progressive

Posted by: PR at October 21, 2009 01:12 PM (k7SeR)

40 24 I'd hit it.
I would too...with the Barbarian Hammer.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 21, 2009 01:12 PM (9hSKh)

41 That's not really her in the picture, is it? If so, ugh. Steve Phillips, get your eyes checked. Now.
And whose brilliant idea was it to have a stormtrooper taller than Vader? That bothers me more than the cave troll in the middle.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 21, 2009 01:12 PM (sXLx/)

42 Shit. I just imagined her in a Princess Laya slave costume. Aww hell... It won't go away!
Posted by: Dang at October 21, 2009 01:06 PM (UA4gE)
I just imagined you burning in hell. For eternity. Or at least until the slave girl image gets out of my head.

Posted by: LGoPs at October 21, 2009 01:12 PM (QiSD7)

43 Slow news day?? What about some news or linkage to some more info about the terrorist arrest action up in Beantown?

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at October 21, 2009 01:13 PM (rQTdM)

44 Can she take dic....tation?

Posted by: David Letterman at October 21, 2009 01:14 PM (MMC8r)

45 #42 I just imagined you burning in hell. For eternity. Or at least until the slave girl image gets out of my head.
How about a movie idea? Drag Dang to Hell.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 21, 2009 01:14 PM (9hSKh)

46 Crazy women tend to be nymphos, which is part of the fun. The two hottest women I dated were nutso nymphos. The fun part gets old real quick, but the first 4-6 weeks are very exciting. The craziness usually takes 4-6 weeks to fully ramp up -- which is about the same time needed to act out any unrealized sex fantasies.

At which point you just want a normal woman to sit on the couch with and watch tv.

Posted by: bob at October 21, 2009 01:15 PM (meFiU)

47 How "stunning" is Phillips' wife really, when he's hitting that? You've got to be kidding me.

Posted by: EC at October 21, 2009 01:16 PM (mAhn3)

48
So he banged her, and she wouldn't go back under the bridge?

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 21, 2009 01:00 PM (mxc6M)
Obviously, he took her out to dinner too. She wouldn't fit back under the bridge.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 21, 2009 01:16 PM (5aa4z)

49 this chick is definitely below the Mendoza line of Flo from Progressive

Hey now! .. leave her out of this.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 21, 2009 01:17 PM (MFQJZ)

50 I dated a nympho for a while. It was great at first, but then I got tired of healing up for a week after each encounter...

Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2009 01:17 PM (OlN4e)

51 I recognize that chick! She played linebacker for Valdosta State, right?

Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2009 01:17 PM (I3Udb)

52 Nympho = crazy good
Crazy Stalker Nympho = just plain crazy

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at October 21, 2009 01:17 PM (rQTdM)

53 That skank has ugly she hasn't even used yet.

Leave the young man lady alone!

Seriously, though: I've taken a run at worse, and lived to tell the tale. (And the young ladies who have succumbed to my charms would probably say the same about me.) A bigger question, though, is how colossally stupid a young woman has to be to think that a much older, successful, married man (with nearly-grown children, I might add) would throw away everything to be with her. Especially when the man in question has been exposed as a serial cheater in the past.

No, the problem isn't her beauty, or lack thereof; it's her lack of common sense (and propriety, and shame, and any one of a number of other formerly-common attributes that seem to have passed into obscurity).

Posted by: Monty at October 21, 2009 01:18 PM (4Pleu)

54
17 This time I wouldn't hit it.
Posted by: Eleven at October 21, 2009 01:03 PM (7DB+a)
If she looked more bicycle seat-ish, I would definately hit it.

Posted by: cHuCkLeS ThE cLoWn at October 21, 2009 01:19 PM (1TVYh)

55 Why ugly women?

Cause they're so grateful.

And you don't care when they leave.

Posted by: David Letterman at October 21, 2009 01:20 PM (MMC8r)

56 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Dede Scozzoflava at October 21, 2009 01:21 PM (PhN4p)

57 Is that analyst, or anal-ist?

Posted by: nickless at October 21, 2009 01:21 PM (MMC8r)

58 I hated Fatal Attraction....could not, for the life of me, figure out why the Mrs. forgave him. Her hubby sleeps with the crazy woman, then the crazy woman calls, comes to her home, kidnaps her kid, the wife has a car accident, is attacked and almost killed in her home and then has to kill the crazy lady. But she quietly forgives her husband.
I wish for a sequel where the wife gets her revenge.
This Phillips guy, for the sake of sex, put his family in jeopardy. His wife, but more so, his son. I hope his wife takes him for all he's worth.

Posted by: LR at October 21, 2009 01:22 PM (wM0sa)

59 At which point you just want a normal woman to sit on the couch with and watch tv.

Why not just get a dog?

Posted by: CUS at October 21, 2009 01:22 PM (wOGfT)

60 I wouldn't fuck her with Darth's saber.

Posted by: libbyt at October 21, 2009 01:22 PM (2z6p3)

61 "Don't Fuck The Help."

Posted by: Repeat After Me! at October 21, 2009 01:23 PM (prBaA)

62 I hit it.

Then I went over to the 'Dark Side,' IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Darth Vader at October 21, 2009 01:23 PM (MMC8r)

63 My wife would forgive me....right after nailing my scrotum to the front door, that is...

Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2009 01:23 PM (OlN4e)

64 16, you're so right man.
I had one carve my initials into the back of her hand by rubbing it with a pencil eraser.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 21, 2009 01:24 PM (/bVuS)

65 is now being sued for divorce by his 40-year-old wife, the mother of his four sons. Two months ago, Phillips deeded the family's five-bedroom, multimillion-dollar Wilton home to her.
Heh! It looks like his wife is going to take him to the cleaners. Good on her! What is it with middle aged men taking up with chubby 20 year olds? This girl is downright homely! He claims he had sex with her only 3 times in 3 weeks. I really doubt that.

Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2009 01:24 PM (4R2pO)

66 Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Posted by: Princess Leia at October 21, 2009 01:25 PM (EcGGs)

67 I wouldn't hit that either.
Wait. Who am I kidding?
I'd bend her over and load her like pappy's shotgun.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 21, 2009 01:25 PM (fDWFP)

68 now we know the real reason Vader lost his limbs. He gnawed them off.

Posted by: PR at October 21, 2009 01:27 PM (k7SeR)

69 Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2009 01:17 PM (I3Udb)
Logprof, if you're still here, I finished Rescuing Sprite. It's a quick read. The tears were just running down my face several times at the end. At times I found it annoying that he would switch tenses (speaking in the present and in the past), but I got over that. It was written from the heart, and it really is quite poignant. It really makes Levin so human. The last chapters will put you in touch with your feminine side.

Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2009 01:28 PM (4R2pO)

70 Shucks, I don't know if I would hit it.or would want to.
But under certain circumstances (if a guy had 2/3 of a bottle of wine on board, and she was promising all the nasty sorts of things she wanted to do your aged body) well a fellow might slip. And since like all of us, I've gone to bed with some ugggly women in my life, who should be the one to cast the first stone at either one of them? She's a youngish, not so good looking lady (although her lady friends would say "She looks good when she's "fixed up" etc.) he's an aging guy who wants a little extraterritorial (bad word to use when describing t his lady) romp. It went bad--too bad for both of them.

Posted by: Happy Fellow at October 21, 2009 01:28 PM (w6nDa)

71 I pretty much agree with all Monty said.
Can't say anything about the married men chasing Teh Ugly, but when I was single I had many a slumpbuster. . . .

Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2009 01:29 PM (I3Udb)

72 I hope his wife takes him for all he's worth.

I appreciate the lust for revenge, but really: what's the point?

I'm sure he'll take a skinning in the (probably inevitable) divorce, but that's pretty much a given if you're a man anyway. And most states now are "no fault" states, so the infidelity doesn't count into it -- it comes down to "irreconcilable differences".

Also (and I'm risking pissing off my lovely Moronettes by saying this), if the wife is with-holding sexual favors, then she's got no cause to gripe if her man strays. Marriage means sexual access* and sexual exclusivity (or at least it should). Break that compact, and you break the marriage.

*Yes, yes, there are times when due to illness or injury one partner is not "available". But if it's a chronic thing, then it's a breaking of the marriage vows in my view.

Posted by: Monty at October 21, 2009 01:29 PM (4Pleu)

73 There is something to be said for grateful. I bet she does stuff.

Posted by: Pelvis at October 21, 2009 01:30 PM (LlaBi)

74 I saw Steve Philips anda new date getting a taxi at the mall last Saturday night. The cabbie wouldn't take them though. Something about Philip's date not wanting to let go of her shopping cart full of cans and bottlesand how the cart couldn't fit in the cab.
Brooke Hundley? That's a man, baby! Looks like a bunny boiler for sure.

Posted by: Speller at October 21, 2009 01:30 PM (tXSD8)

75 Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2009 01:28 PM (4R2pO)
--Wow, you went from ~24 pages in to finishing it. I think I'll have to pick it up. I think it just came out in paperback.

Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2009 01:32 PM (I3Udb)

76 ESPN???? Isn’t that the sleezebag network we are boycotting because of the Rush affair?

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2009 01:33 PM (CDUiN)

77

Speaking of ugly, I wish Drudge would take that picture of Sibelius off his front page. She looks like a fiend from a Tolkien book.

Posted by: dan-O at October 21, 2009 01:33 PM (+9Rf8)

78 Steve Phillips, I got only one thing to say to you. It could have turned out worse. You could have knocked her up. Just saying.

Posted by: John Edwards at October 21, 2009 01:35 PM (V9SYy)

79 Speaking of ugly, I wish Drudge would take that picture of Sibelius off his front page. She looks like a fiend from a Tolkien book.
Posted by: dan-O at October 21, 2009 01:33 PM (+9Rf
--Wheeeere is he? Wheeeeere is he?

Posted by: Troll from The Hobbit at October 21, 2009 01:35 PM (I3Udb)

80 Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2009 01:32 PM (I3Udb)
Yes, do. It's completely apolitical, and I have a whole new appreciation of Levin (sometimes I find him a bit much) and this shows a quiet, sensitive side. In fact, I'm thinking of going on his website and shooting off an email. It really is a quick read. You will be glad you read it. (Albeit, I guarantee you will not be able to finish it with dry eyes. If you do, I'll buy you some "Artificial Tears" you can splash on your face.)

Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2009 01:39 PM (4R2pO)

81 Brooke Hundley? That's a man, baby! Looks like a bunny boiler for sure.
WTF, are you f'n crazy? I take serious umbrage at that!

Posted by: Glenn Close at October 21, 2009 01:40 PM (4R2pO)

82 I think divorce may actually be the least painful route. Not sure, having never gotten into that particular trouble before (not having an affair). Somehow, I suspect Mrs. Mallamutt would probably forgive. Forget, hell no. Every imaginable thing she wants - say no, sorry, you can't say no, you had an affair.
Have to set up the friend's baby shower and hang around and clean up, ect. which is being held in the middle of the Super Bowl - too bad, you had an affair.
Season tickets - no, we cancelled those this year. I needed a girls weekend with shopping in New York. Of course I did not ask you - you had an affair, remember.
I sold your golf clubs, why, I wanted new shoes. Too bad, don't care if your pissed, you had an affair.
I want the master bedroom painted pink - don't like the color, too friggin bad. You had an affair.
After 18 months I would probably be praying to God she would have divorced me.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 21, 2009 01:42 PM (V9SYy)

83 Man, I wouldn't hit that even I were as drunk as the guy in the drunkest guy in the world video.

Would be sort of like doing a stump.

Posted by: DaveyNC at October 21, 2009 01:42 PM (tf776)

84 Posted by: Monty at October 21, 2009 01:29 PM (4Pleu)
Ah, Monty, you are standing up for The Brotherhood. We don't know if there was an alienation of affection from the Mrs. Maybe that will all come out in the divorce proceedings. I think until then, we should withold supporting this douchebag. I still think the wife and children weren't only wronged, but he exposed them to a malicious, crazy, unhinged stalker.

Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2009 01:44 PM (4R2pO)

85 "Shit. I just imagined her in a Princess Laya slave costume. Aww hell... It won't go away!"
Mr. Pink can help you out with that...

Posted by: reason at October 21, 2009 01:44 PM (XiVKO)

86 I wouldn't hit that with Obama's dick.

Posted by: Evil Red Scandi at October 21, 2009 01:48 PM (erlfI)

87 Posted by: Mallamutt at October 21, 2009 01:42 PM (V9SYy)
Ha! Ha! We women tend to have looong memories. You'd never be able to dig yourself out. At least you are smart enough to know that. Heh! You are an enlightened moron. I guess that means you will never have a Doxy Moron!

Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2009 01:49 PM (4R2pO)

88 Posted by: Mallamutt at October 21, 2009 01:42 PM (V9SYy)
You forgot the part where I cut your balls off. Don't like it, to bad, you had an affair.

Posted by: Mrs. Mallamutt at October 21, 2009 01:51 PM (V9SYy)

89 What is it with middle aged men taking up with chubby 20 year olds?

Heh, I had this conversation at work today. The men aren't chasing these women for relationships, they're simply not turning down the offers of sex. The women misconstrue "Eh, beats wanking" to mean "oooh, he cares about me!"

Most of us learn this with unfamous peers, though.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 21, 2009 01:51 PM (NtiET)

90 At which point you just want a normal woman to sit on the couch with and watch tv.Why not just get a dog?
I concur!

Posted by: Chairman MaoBama's Manufacturing Czar at October 21, 2009 01:51 PM (4R2pO)

91 runningrn: I live in a house with 3 women. Mrs. Mallamutt has a long memory. The teenage daughters - even longer.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 21, 2009 01:51 PM (V9SYy)

92 Yes, do. It's completely apolitical, and I have a whole new appreciation of Levin (sometimes I find him a bit much) and this shows a quiet, sensitive side. In fact, I'm thinking of going on his website and shooting off an email. It really is a quick read. You will be glad you read it. (Albeit, I guarantee you will not be able to finish it with dry eyes. If you do, I'll buy you some "Artificial Tears" you can splash on your face.)
Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2009 01:39 PM (4R2pO)
--There's a page on his website dedicated to doggies tories --maybe rescue dog stories in particular. I want to read them, but I need a whole day off!

Posted by: logprof at October 21, 2009 01:53 PM (I3Udb)

93 "That skank has ugly she hasn't even used yet."
This. This is why I can't quit AoSHQ, no matter how hard I try.

Posted by: reason at October 21, 2009 01:54 PM (+hPIb)

94 Good God!

Horny? Just beat off. It's quick, efficient, takes little effort, and you don't have to do any snuggling afterward.

Plus life's a lot better when your kids aren't ashamed of you.

Posted by: Warden at October 21, 2009 01:56 PM (KXbGD)

95 Flo as the Mendoza line for attractive.
LOL perfect analogy.

Posted by: jjshaka at October 21, 2009 01:57 PM (MhpL3)

96 At which point you just want a normal woman to sit on the couch with and watch tv.Why not just get a dog?
I concur!
Especially cause the dog never ask for the remote.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 21, 2009 01:58 PM (V9SYy)

97 Come on, married dudes.Hoggin' is a tradition best left to single, drunk, desperate guys who are able to cut bait without consequence.
Not that I know anyone like that.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 21, 2009 01:58 PM (rf03a)

98 Dude,

If you are going to go down in flames, you might as well make it with a hottie, but But Hundley? She looks like a poster child for a UC Berkeley recruitment ad......

Posted by: Chris Matthews at October 21, 2009 01:58 PM (LLOGQ)

99 She must have a huge cock

Posted by: Lou at October 21, 2009 02:00 PM (LLOGQ)

100 Guys, if you've got a mismatch in libido, and you just want someone to watch TV with you, that's all fine and good. But please, for the love of all things sacred and pure, do not leave me home alone with her.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at October 21, 2009 02:00 PM (+hPIb)

101 If she had a huge cock, where was Olberdouche? He would hit that too.....

Posted by: Todd at October 21, 2009 02:00 PM (LLOGQ)

102 Ah, Monty, you are standing up for The Brotherhood.

Not really; this guy is unquestionably a douchebag. It's just that the female response tends to be "I hope she takes all his shit!" regardless of the facts of the case. This is almost never the case when the wife strays. (I've never, ever heard a woman say, "I hope he takes her to the cleaners!" when the wife cheats.) Infidelity on the part of a male is a sure road to penury and ruin; on a female's part, it is often rewarded with marital assets.

And as a man who divorced a cheating wife, I can say this with authority: I still paid. It doesn't matter to the State of Minnesota who was at fault; it's a community-property state, so she still got half my shit (including half of my 401(k)). I'm not complaining, just stating a plain fact of life -- men pay far more than women do in cases of marital infidelity. This guy has it coming; many other men do not.

Posted by: Monty at October 21, 2009 02:00 PM (4Pleu)

103 Where are you going with that...thing?

Posted by: Lt. Shann Childsen, Detention Block AA-23, Death Star at October 21, 2009 02:02 PM (sXLx/)

104 That's no moon.

Posted by: Cmdr. Ackbar at October 21, 2009 02:04 PM (+hPIb)

105 Posted by: Monty at October 21, 2009 02:00 PM (4Pleu)
Point taken. I'm sorry you got screwed by the system.

Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2009 02:10 PM (4R2pO)

106 I will be the first to say that men get the shaft in divorce court. My older brother did. I don't mean that Phillips wife should get everything for just him having an affair. This went beyond stepping out on his marriage, he invited crazy danger to his family...and it's for that alone that his punishment should be severe.
Want lots of sex outside the marriage, for goodness sake, just don't get married.
I should also mention, that if a woman did this and her lover brought danger into the family life, I'd feel the same, that the husband should kick her out, divorce her and keep the kids.
When your outside entertainment threatens the safety of your family, darn right I'd want revenge.

Posted by: LR at October 21, 2009 02:12 PM (wM0sa)

107 Want lots of sex outside the marriage, for goodness sake, just don't get married.
Or you could call a high price call girl. No one finds out about those things, right?

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at October 21, 2009 02:17 PM (V9SYy)

108 Monty;

We had a guy in our office at work who’s wife turned into a druggie, tried to kill him, and filed a complaint against him that caused the cops to come to work and pick him up. The charges were subsequently dropped but that almost caused him to get fired.

All of that came out in the trial and yet she got half of everything, including his retirement “cash balance” and his 401K. She also got all of the house AND custody of the child.

So MN is not the only State where it is basically a felony to go to divorce court as a male.

Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2009 02:22 PM (CDUiN)

109 I'd hit it.
With David Wright's bat.

Posted by: NoThanks at October 21, 2009 02:24 PM (9duqG)

110 So he had an affair with a Kevin Gogan look alike? so what

Posted by: taylork at October 21, 2009 02:25 PM (4jZ56)

111 So MN is not the only State where it is basically a felony to go to divorce court as a male.

So the moral of the story is: Never bring a penis to an Alimony Fight?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 21, 2009 02:26 PM (4R2pO)

112 Oops! Sock!

Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2009 02:26 PM (4R2pO)

113 Eh, I can see her being quite do-able after a couple of Long Island Iced Teas. Just sayin'...
Actually, the one picture of her on the link with her in a ref's shirt makes her look kinda cute, if you squint.

Posted by: Xoxotl at October 21, 2009 02:28 PM (usscZ)

114 A-ha! I'm making a list of all my fellow Gibson-sockpuppeters...

Posted by: reason at October 21, 2009 02:29 PM (+hPIb)

115 Last time I saw legs like those, they were on a piano.

Posted by: Liberace at October 21, 2009 02:29 PM (QKKT0)

116 What is it with middle aged men taking up with chubby 20 year olds? This girl is downright homely! He claims he had sex with her only 3 times in 3 weeks. I really doubt that.
Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2009 01:24 PM (4R2pO)
I can only guess that he saw nothing but their age difference.

Posted by: TheQuietman at October 21, 2009 02:32 PM (1Jaio)

117 Princess Leia's really let herself go.

Posted by: Cicero at October 21, 2009 02:33 PM (QKKT0)

118 Men do get the unfair treatment in Divorce Court no doubt? But i'll take that considering Phillips cheated on his wife and invited danger to the family

I'd hit it I admit if i didn't have a gf but only based on the pic w/ her blowing the whistle and that's a pic where she obv. has lots of makeup and it's a headshot

I love this considering what ESPN did to Rush

Posted by: YRM at October 21, 2009 02:35 PM (xNw7B)

119 54 17 This time I wouldn't hit it.
Posted by: Eleven at October 21, 2009 01:03 PM (7DB+a)
If she looked more bicycle seat-ish, Andi Sullivan-ishI would definately hit it.
Posted by: cHuCkLeS ThE cLoWn at October 21, 2009 01:19 PM (1TVYh)

Fixed.....

Posted by: Crowsting at October 21, 2009 02:50 PM (61BD9)

120 "In the article, it states that Mrs. Phillips is stunning. Why do men cheat with ugly women?"
They swallow.
Unless you are dumb enough to marry them.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at October 21, 2009 02:52 PM (v/j2M)

121 If you are going to risk a big divorce and a lot of money, shebetter be smoking hot.
Uh, mission not accomplished there Steve.

Posted by: headhunt23 at October 21, 2009 02:58 PM (OMCBg)

122 I'll be nowhere near my bunk.

Posted by: schizuki at October 21, 2009 03:18 PM (SuGDg)

123 This is not the whore I'm looking for. Move along.

Posted by: Stormtrooper at October 21, 2009 03:26 PM (sXLx/)

124 But if it's a chronic thing, then it's a breaking of the marriage vows in my view.
Monty, I could not agree more. I never understood the whole 'cheating' thing; if someone does not want to be married/exclusive, then why not just say so and go on down the road and do whomever? The 'because I could get away with it' excuse is ridiculous.

Posted by: The Butcher at October 21, 2009 03:27 PM (8g9qq)

125 She's a dude, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 21, 2009 03:32 PM (B5cM9)

126 bunk!

Posted by: angel at October 21, 2009 03:32 PM (Iy1fI)

127 she's my bottom bitch, know what i am saying?

Posted by: butters at October 21, 2009 03:38 PM (Iy1fI)

128 I never understood the whole 'cheating' thing; if someone does not want
to be married/exclusive, then why not just say so and go on down the
road and do whomever?

Well, that's my point -- I don't want to seem like a female-basher. Men certainly are more prone to marital infidelity than women are (but not as much as people think). But I think this confuses cause and effect. Many men cheat because they do not get enough sex within the marriage for whatever reason. I realize that women often feel irked at being thought of as a "sexual object", but this is part and parcel of what marriage brings to the man. Sexual exclusivity and sexual access are a big part of what makes being married "worth it" to a male.

I think the au courant term is "maintenance sex" -- that having sex with your husband even if you don't feel like it is key to keeping your marriage healthy. I'm not sure I agree with this -- it seems an overgeneralization -- but I do think that women need to be far more realistic about the sexual lives and drives of men.

Posted by: Monty at October 21, 2009 03:38 PM (4Pleu)

129 Dude had an affair with a Storm Trooper. How awesome is that?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at October 21, 2009 03:43 PM (uuZjB)

130 I can't take credit for this because I read it elsewhere: John Phillips made better sexual choices.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2009 04:21 PM (oObEM)

131 I'd drive off a cliff before I'd hit that.

Posted by: A Run-Away Mack Truck at October 21, 2009 04:23 PM (SPSOE)

132 I bet she has a Trapper Keeper with Mrs. Steve Phillips written all over it. Wait, add little hearts to it.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at October 21, 2009 04:36 PM (iYbLN)

133 Doesn't Brooke Hundley kinda'look like JohnKruk in a wig?
From the neck down, that's for sure.
Man, we can't live with our penises and we can't live without then.
Er, so I've heard.



Posted by: NoWayJose at October 21, 2009 04:41 PM (mXoXj)

134 I got to get me a job at one of the propaganda media channels, hell every intern (good looks or not, I got a flag) is giving it away to ugly guys like me.

Posted by: John at October 21, 2009 04:55 PM (bvaOU)

135 Oh, c'mon guys. Nobody is willing to admit that you would tap that? Even after downing a couple of Jack Cokes and her reaching into your pants to play with your sockpuppet?

Sure, once you sober up you're wondering how the She-Hobo got into your bed, and just how far up the arm you have to gnaw off to get away without waking her up.

Hurmph.

Posted by: Xoxotl at October 21, 2009 04:55 PM (j88uA)

136 Ace. Why haven't you called me yet?
Twitter me. C'mon, Baby, you know you want to.

Posted by: Brooke at October 21, 2009 05:12 PM (sey23)

137 Her?

She must be funny.

Posted by: George Bluth at October 21, 2009 06:05 PM (2sciv)

138 Is that Ace's gun she's holding? And is Ace the Ewokhiding behind the Darth Vader Mask to avoid embarassment?

Posted by: GrimJack at October 21, 2009 06:34 PM (iTA1p)

139 She looks more like Olberman's type... Maybe they could chase each other around somewhere far far far away.

Posted by: GrimJack at October 21, 2009 06:36 PM (iTA1p)

140 Penises, is there anything they can't do?
Or won't.
Man, Steve, Steve, Steve what were you thinking?
Unless she has a cooter like the jaws-of-death, no way.

Posted by: NoWayJose at October 21, 2009 07:40 PM (mXoXj)

141 I'd hit it so hard, there would be a disturbance in the Force.

Posted by: joh at October 21, 2009 08:39 PM (jgwoG)

142 it's those sandals.

hot.

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Posted by: jason at October 21, 2009 11:06 PM (ZkesI)

144 Why couldn't the guy have been just a little more....picky?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 21, 2009 11:50 PM (jV9DU)

145 I am not going to sleep tonight - with the slave thing in my hind brain... better die now, I should!

Posted by: docjohn52 at October 22, 2009 02:30 AM (UOWe+)






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