Charles Johnson Now So Anti-Racist He's Denouncing Fake Racist Quotes

Charles Johnson was against fake but accurate before he was for it.

No link for the idiot. I'll just quote him. From a thread:

Top 10 Rush Limbaugh Racist Quotes.

All out of context, and sarcasm. Right?

That link I've left in provides a flurry of extremely dubious Limbaugh "quotes" -- and not a single link or citation. Including the ones created wholesale by noted scholar "zedladdy" and spread by no lesser authority than "cobra."

Given that "zedladdy" and "cobra" previously invented own quotes, spread them around, and then uploaded them to WikiQuote, I'd say pretty much every unsourced quote in this list is suspect. (Edit: I mean except the Donovan McNabb quote, which I know is real, since I heard it 'n stuff.)

But surely our crusading Mensa Chapter President wouldn't be taken in by an obvious false "quote" like:

You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray [the confessed assassin of Martin Luther King]. We miss you, James. Godspeed.

And yet here's Johnson quoting it as "classic:"

A classic:

You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray [the confessed assassin of Martin Luther King]. We miss you, James. Godspeed.

Charles Johnson read it on the internet, so it's true.

Well. I've read a lot of stuff on the internet about his unhealthy relationship with his bike's seat-post. Presumably this is all true as well.

Here he expounds upon Limbaugh's motive in saying things he did not in fact say.

Because it plays well with his audience, obviously. That's why he does everything.

It's pointed out the "quote" is bunk. Charles Johnson doesn't like the back-talk, of course.

There will be no retraction. The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false. And there are plenty of other racist quotes that you seem to be just gliding right past that are NOT disputed.

Um, from that list? That list of very unlikely quotes all provided without a single link?

You know where this is heading, don't you? There is a penalty for embarrassing the global village idiot Charles Johnson, and he's not afraid to apply it... liberally.

If you want to disagree with my take, that's fine. But if you can't do it without being insulting, your account will be history.

You're wrong because I said so and if you continue disagreeing with me I'll kick you out of my idiot internet clubhouse.

Now that, truly, is "classic."

Thanks to N. I'll keep the rest of his name secret in case he still posts over at the Little Gulag Funhouse and doesn't want to be banned.

Charles Johnson

So scary-smart he splits atoms... with his mind.


Posted by: Ace at 07:05 PM



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1 Charles Johnson read it on the internet, so it's true.
Now, now, you can't believe everything you read on the internet. That's how WWI started.

I have to say, seeing Charles Johnson getting hoisted on the petard of putting forth something fake as accurate and then demanding that it be proven not true is fantastic.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 13, 2009 07:08 PM (Q9bx2)

2 Thanks to N. I'll keep the rest of his name secret in case he still
posts over at the Little Gulag Funhouse and doesn't want to be banned.

You think I'm above banning everyone whose nick starts with N?

WRONG.

Posted by: Charles Johnson, Dinosaur Blogger at October 13, 2009 07:08 PM (V+gxN)

3
Drive-by Media Just Run With It Media

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 13, 2009 07:08 PM (0gyWr)

4 Fake but accurate. Bravo! Dan Rather would be proud.

Posted by: kefka at October 13, 2009 07:09 PM (n1uMU)

5 OT For all of you Dune Morons:
[a]http://www.tinyurl.com/GodEmperor[/a]
It's a Flickr pic I whipped up this morning, been on my mind for weeks. Tell me what you think.
Oh yeah, you know it has to do with Obama.

Posted by: Duncan Idaho at October 13, 2009 07:09 PM (AnqMm)

6 Did you notice CJ made his transition into a GOP hater right after a black man became chairman?

Peculiar “coincidence” indeed.

Posted by: WhistleBlower at October 13, 2009 07:10 PM (y6biT)

7 Let me get this straight: Charles Johnson wants to prove a negative?
Wouldn't it suffice that, of Rush's 30+ year history on radio and in public, there is absolutely no record of him saying anything like that at all?

Posted by: Sydney Carton at October 13, 2009 07:10 PM (SKQZc)

8
The Debate Is Over, The Science Is Settled, Climate Change is real Rush Limbaugh is a racist.

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 13, 2009 07:10 PM (0gyWr)

9 Now if we could just put those quotes in some sort of flashing .GIF file, maybe Ponytail Boy might understand it.

Posted by: Moose4 at October 13, 2009 07:10 PM (a9Sq2)

10 We were joking about Charles Johnson having his Dan Rather moment a couple of weeks ago, but here it is in the flesh.

Irony, thy name is...BANNED!!!!

Posted by: runninrebel at October 13, 2009 07:11 PM (i3PJU)

11 I've read a lot of stuff on the internet about his unhealthy
relationship with his bike's seat-post. Presumably this is all true as
well.

Hey, hey - no need to smear me. It was rust. Rust. I swear!

Posted by: Bike Seatpost at October 13, 2009 07:12 PM (y6biT)

12 You know what else hasn't been disputed? That Charles Johnson is a small man with delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Mortis at October 13, 2009 07:14 PM (hA5JK)

13 I visited LGF just now to try to find the post, but I couldn't find it. Is it buried in one of their comment threads?

Posted by: Sydney Carton at October 13, 2009 07:14 PM (SKQZc)

14 Just keep Chuckin those Fickens, Harles.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 13, 2009 07:15 PM (F71c5)

15 You know what else hasn't been disputed? That Charles Johnson is a small man with delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Mortis at October 13, 2009 07:14 PM (hA5JK)
Beg to differ. The "man" part can, and should be disputed.

Posted by: Feminine Pony Tail at October 13, 2009 07:15 PM (y6biT)

16 I heard the JE Ray "quote" from a guy on the XM NFL talk show Saturday night.There is no way in hell Rush could have gotten away with saying that and of course no chance he did.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2009 07:15 PM (3Tb5b)

17 What happens after you've already jumped the shark, but need to descend even further into self-imposed irrelevance?

Is there another animal or object that is "jumped," or is there another phrase entirely?

Posted by: Fortunate Son at October 13, 2009 07:16 PM (B7kwl)

18 It would be hard to dispute the claim that I once heard that Charles wasquoted as saying, "I much prefer a cock in BOTH my mouth and my ass.".

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2009 07:16 PM (Ak7e8)

19 Bought. Paid for. Staying bought.

Prove it's not true. That's the standard, no?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 13, 2009 07:17 PM (eiOZw)

20 It's possible Charles whisked it away, realizing---too late---what an embarrassment it is.

I remember when "fake but accurate" used to be a term of mockery over at LGF. Now, they're faking it themselves. And expecting us to believe it. Pathetic.

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:18 PM (TafJB)

21 How dare you disagree with me. You are banned, baned, banned, forever and a day. Will this hatred never end?

Posted by: now and forever CJ at October 13, 2009 07:18 PM (kmgIE)

22 be careful or the long haired thin skinned hippie will say you threatened his worthless life.

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 13, 2009 07:18 PM (TfW4T)

23 You mean not everything on the internet is true. Crap, there goes that 10 million I was supposed to get from the Nigerian finance minister.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 13, 2009 07:19 PM (V9SYy)

24 Tune in next week when Cahrsels posts a picture of Mother Theresa kicking a poor child in the nuts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 13, 2009 07:19 PM (P33XN)

25 Sure would be fun if Limbaugh's lawyers contacted Mad King Chuckles and left him in the fetal position, crying and slobbering on himself.

Posted by: Mark at October 13, 2009 07:20 PM (e20A7)

26 Wow, he's got posts targeting Hot Air and Michelle Malkin. He's really trolling for libs now. I suspect he needs the hits because of declining ad revenue. The change is really unbelievable.... I guess that's what happens after not visiting his blog for over a year.

Posted by: Sydney Carton at October 13, 2009 07:20 PM (SKQZc)

27 Maybe Charles Johnson is a communist who like to wear women's clothing.
I mean, after all, there is no PROOF that he isn't.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 13, 2009 07:20 PM (2ZMmc)

28 Hmmmm, I think I once read on the internet that Charles is actually a transgendered mad scientist from transexual Transylvannia. Therefore, it must be true, right?

If it not true, it's still fake but accurate.

Something lower than a shark? You could say Charles "Jumped the sea snake!" or "Lower than a deep sea snake!" (Sea snakes are venemous, awful creatures, much lower than sharks.)

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:20 PM (TafJB)

29 I'd never be stupid enough to actually post a threat on the internet, especially against one such as him.

And yes, I'm banned from LGF also.

Posted by: Mortis at October 13, 2009 07:21 PM (hA5JK)

30 Rush Limbaugh is really getting to the lefties. I love it. And you know Rush loves it. Watching CJ have a mental breakdown online is just a bonus.

"Fake but accurate" should offend CJ the most (he made his online career with it). But a one trick pony is boring and is eventually put out to pasture. See you, CJ.

And if you don't agree with me your account will be history.

Posted by: mare at October 13, 2009 07:21 PM (X1fsj)

31 Charles allows free speech and unmoderated comments, to the extent he deems it prudent.

Posted by: Entropy at October 13, 2009 07:22 PM (cok/k)

32 I'll repeat a comment from an earlier thread:
Cobra is all over the blogoshpere. He used to pollute the comment threads of a very nice blog, "Discriminations,"that deals mostly with affirmative action and related crimes. His technique is to write long comments with large numbers of links, almost all to dubious sources. I got into a battle with him about that guy that was called to the carpet for reading an anti-KKK book during his break at IUPUI in Indy. He cited and linked some clown that had written a discredited book about "Sundown Towns" in Indiana. Since I am at Purdue, I went after his logic and source. Nat, he inplied that I was an r-word.
Ace, you should do a post on Cobra; I think this is turning him into an item. If you go to Discrimanations and email the host (John Rosenberg) he could give you a wealth of info.
Brad

Posted by: Brad at October 13, 2009 07:23 PM (1kwr2)

33 For someone that caught the fake Bush memo, not retracting something until it is proved false is rather rich in irony. So much so I may go into diabetic shock. Mmmmmmm...sweet irony.

Posted by: keninnorcal at October 13, 2009 07:23 PM (SDc54)

34 I disagreed very civilly, but I still got wacked with the ban stick, near the beginning a year and half ago of his breakdown. It's insulting to CJ not to completely agree with the party (his) take on things.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 13, 2009 07:23 PM (B5cM9)

35 Of course if Limbaugh had said any of those things, all his well wishers in the media would have protected him, right?
I mean that is why he's still on the air, right?
///Is there a sarc tag big enough for me?
The brainwashing going on in this country and the multitudes that lap it up seriously worries me. Seriously. This is like fucking Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Posted by: LGoPs at October 13, 2009 07:23 PM (tm/sN)

36 If Charles keeps this garbage up, sooner or later Limbaugh's lawyers, or somebody's lawyers, are going to come calling on him!

I think he was actually lucky Spencer didn't go after him, way back when Charles started accusing him of being a Nazi. Maybe he's thinking the lizards, Sharmuta, Irish Rose and the rest are going to pay his legal fees. They don't have that kind of money, Charles.

By the way, can anybody prove Charles isn't a transgendered mad scientist from transexual Transylvania? Well, can they? If they can't prove he isn't, that must mean that he IS!

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:24 PM (TafJB)

37 I've listened to Rush since 1990. I have never heard him say anything racist. I listen about 3 to 4 times a week, which I think is a good representation of his show. He's not racist.

And iF you don't agree with me your account will be history.

Posted by: mare at October 13, 2009 07:24 PM (X1fsj)

38 4
Fake but accurate. Bravo! Dan Rather would be proud.


Posted by: kefka at October 13, 2009 07:09 PM (n1uMU)
<SIGH!>...they still find me RELAVANT!

Posted by: Dan Rather at October 13, 2009 07:25 PM (DrB2V)

39 BTW Cobra considers himself a "cartoonist." If you follow is name link in the comments you will go to his sight. He has some incredibly original work: he even draws Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin as ... wat for it.... Nazis!!!

Posted by: Brad at October 13, 2009 07:25 PM (1kwr2)

40 He's a fucking disgrace, and he's damaged everybody who's ever supported him.

Posted by: Zimriel at October 13, 2009 07:25 PM (94eYr)

41 There will be no retraction. The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false.

What an asshole. To think I used to frequent that blog. He's just demonstrated the complete and utter bankruptcy of his intelligence.

Posted by: Curly Mustard at October 13, 2009 07:25 PM (sOpAl)

42 wow. Ace: did you know you have to wait for the Bat Signal for the lockstep talking points?

Posted by: eddiebear at October 13, 2009 07:27 PM (Qv9ak)

43 Cahrles has anal sex with male goats.

It may be disputed, but, it hasn't been proven false.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 13, 2009 07:27 PM (erIg9)

44 Everyone reading this post is now BANNED for life from the intrawebs. Damn creationist anti-vaccine racists ...

Posted by: Chas. Johnson-Killgore-Sharmuta, Esq. at October 13, 2009 07:27 PM (uHvsp)

45 So now CJ is using words like "wingnut blogosphere" to refer to Hotair and MM? When will he start up his blog on Daily Kos?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 13, 2009 07:27 PM (bNABd)

46
There's a video of Michelle Obama saying she hates whitey. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 13, 2009 07:28 PM (0gyWr)

47 Perhaps Charles Johnson once ran over a little old lady with his bicycle, left the scene, and then proceeded to shoot someone's seeing eye dog.....laughing maniacally the whole while.
I mean, there isn't any PROOF that he didn't do it.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 13, 2009 07:28 PM (2ZMmc)

48 Very funny, Mr Ace. Make your jokes, but Charles is god. Well, if god existed. Fight the real enemy!!!

Posted by: wild irish hose at October 13, 2009 07:28 PM (2qU2d)

49 Now, what isn't fake, but is accurate, is that Charles' minion, Kilgore Trout, did spam another blog with racist comments.

But racist comments are okay when Kilgore makes them, I guess; they're "Fake but accurate." or "Inaccurate, but true." Or, "True, because Charles says they are!" Woot. Real racist comments made by Kilgore are not really racist, but fake racist comments ascribed to Limbaugh are true, even though they're fake. Real racist comments made by Kilgore are fake, even though he really did them.

Howzabout "Jumping the Trout?" as something lower than jumping the shark?

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:28 PM (TafJB)

50 Ironic that CJ has taken up the "fake but accurate" mantle. I wonder if he feels like he owes Dan Rather an apology these days.

Now CJ's talking crap about Allahpundit and Hot Air. This has all the marks of a drowning victim that is trying furiously to stay afloat even if it means trying to take everyone else down with him.

I've been listening to Limbaugh for close to a couple of decades now and I've never heard him spout anything that could be construed as racist.

Posted by: MightyConservative at October 13, 2009 07:29 PM (wK7A2)

51 Brad, on "cobra": His technique is to write long comments with large numbers of links, almost all to dubious sources.
That much reminds me of Gleen McEllerpuppet.Might be productive tocompare theIP address.

Posted by: Zimriel at October 13, 2009 07:29 PM (94eYr)

52 Another disputed fact about CJ - he now has daily gloryhole time with Axelrod.

This fact is disputed, but hasn't been proven false.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 13, 2009 07:29 PM (otlXg)

53 Shit. Our kids are soon going to have to know these quotes to pass the SAT's.

Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2009 07:29 PM (FcR7P)

54 B. Hussein Obama said his grandmother was "a typical white cracker bitch." True story. It's on wikipedia, so my source is unimpeachable. Unlike Barry himself.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 07:30 PM (AZGON)

55 30. a one trick pony is boring and is eventually put out to pasture.
One trick ponyTAIL. that is waaaaaayyyy too tight.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 13, 2009 07:30 PM (cniXs)

56 Charles Johnson fucks dead donkeys, and I'd like to see him deny it.

Posted by: Lyndon Baines Johnson at October 13, 2009 07:30 PM (GUxTi)

57 No, Reggie, there's no proof he didn't do it, and, what's more, I just read your comment on the internet, saying he did it! He kilt that lil' ol' lady, and shot that dog!

So it must be true!

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:30 PM (TafJB)

58 "If you continue to disagree with me, I will kick you out."Now that is seriously a wrong thing to say. What should be said is "TheFIRST time that you say something wrong thatI do not agree with, you will be banned. Made no mistake about that."

Posted by: now and forever CJ at October 13, 2009 07:31 PM (kmgIE)

59 How do you prove that a quote is "false,"when in this particular case, false meansthat the quote doesn't exist?
Charles Johnson isdemanding proof of a negative. Once again, heexhibits a stupid behavior that he used to ridicule.
If he were a ship, right now it wouldbe sinking with its bow deep underwater and its propellers spinning in the air.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at October 13, 2009 07:31 PM (w41GQ)

60 The CJ slurs against Rush were indeed in a comment thread.

RedState has the story from back on Sept. 20.

Posted by: stuiec at October 13, 2009 07:31 PM (ohnkX)

61 Cahrles frequents post-op tranny clubs.


that fact is disputed, but hasn't been proven false.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 13, 2009 07:32 PM (erIg9)

62 The Fall of the House of Johnson

Posted by: Charles "Dan Rather" Johnson at October 13, 2009 07:32 PM (xVKXy)

63 Is there any proof that Charles Johnson does not---ahem---have amorous relations with deceased donkeys?

On the other hand, there is proof, provided by Kilgore himself, that Kilgore makes racist comments---but this is true but not true, or fake but inaccurate, or some such bullshit, so this must be ignored.

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:32 PM (TafJB)

64 Now, what isn't fake, but is accurate, is that Charles' minion, Kilgore Trout, did spam another blog with racist comments.
Killgore is NOT a racist! Sure, his use of the "n-word" over at Hotair was the only example of a blatant racist post over there.
You have to realize that he means well. Oh, and that he hates black people. But that's okay, he's such a nice guy.

Posted by: Chas. Johnson-Killgore-Sharmuta, Esq. at October 13, 2009 07:32 PM (uHvsp)

65 If you want to disagree with my take, that's fine. But if you can't do it without being insulting, But your account will be history.
Fixed

Posted by: Crowsting at October 13, 2009 07:32 PM (61BD9)

66 I heard that Charles Johnson once demanded that a reporter prove something was TRUE before he believed it.

I know . . . how unlikely.

(ps - Obama once said that he wants to "kill the blue-eyed devils of Yacub and make teh world safe for the dark skinned children of god" or something like that. Disputed, not proven false.)

Posted by: moron # 764323467 at October 13, 2009 07:32 PM (p1s9n)

67 "The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false."

Sounds like what Dan Rather said about the TANG memos.

Posted by: Jason at October 13, 2009 07:32 PM (Nljcu)

68 Chuckie dubbed his site the 'Lizard Lounge'. More like a snake's lounge because Chuckie doeth speak with a forked tongue.

Posted by: TennDon at October 13, 2009 07:33 PM (o6Yv2)

69 This shit really isnt funny. I listen to all the local sports stations and they have literally been repeating the two more vile lies as if they are direct truth. The calls they let on the air all agree and then proceed to call Limbaugh a racist and imply he hates black people and thinks they should be slaves still.It is literally so infuriating I turn off my radio.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 13, 2009 07:33 PM (bNABd)

70 I added the fake-but-accurate zinger. Thanks.

Posted by: ace at October 13, 2009 07:33 PM (7N7hn)

71 Is there any proof that Sharmuta, Irish Rose and Kilgore are not space aliens, who are holding Charles' Brain hostage?

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:33 PM (TafJB)

72 Cahrles frequents post-op tranny clubs.

that fact is disputed, but hasn't been proven false.

That is a bald-faced lie. He runs a tranny club, he doesn't have to cruise them.

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Bicycle Seat at October 13, 2009 07:33 PM (AZGON)

73 LGF is a dying site. All you need to do islook at the comment counts. On second thought - don't go there. Just take my word for it - they're puny.

Posted by: LGoPs at October 13, 2009 07:34 PM (v/rEn)

74 Call it, "The Sea Snake Lounge."

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:34 PM (TafJB)

75 Cahrels has had frequent carnal knowledge with blocks of Velveeta cheese.

that fact is disputed, but hasn't been proven false.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 13, 2009 07:35 PM (erIg9)

76 Charles Johnson once dressed up as Eva Braun. I saw a picture.

And he eats a bag of dicks for breakfast most mornings. Or so I heard on the internet. Not proven false.

Posted by: moron # 9543467 at October 13, 2009 07:35 PM (p1s9n)

77 @ 60 The CJ slurs against Rush were indeed in a comment thread. RedState has the story from back on Sept. 20.

I love how they point out Johnson's linking to MediaMatters in that story. Too delicious. The guy has officially become Kos Junior.

Posted by: Curly Mustard at October 13, 2009 07:35 PM (sOpAl)

78 Is there any proof that Charles, and Kilgore, are not really giant sea-snakes, masquerading as human beings?

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:35 PM (TafJB)

79 Let's say you wanted to prove a quote was false, how would you set out doing it? I guess you'd have to read every Rush Limbaugh transcript since he started broadcasting. Whereas, the libelblogger only needs to quote some idiot quoting from WikiQuote, which has no standards or fact-checking whatsoever.

Charles has become a careless and malicious jerk. Some of this stuff is actionable in defamation.

Posted by: Beagle at October 13, 2009 07:36 PM (sOtz/)

80 I heard thirdhand, from their mother's uncle's 3rd cousin, that Chuck's ponytail was made from the hair of deceased hobos......
So he's encroaching on our hobo hunting as well????? That bastard..........

Posted by: Crowsting at October 13, 2009 07:36 PM (61BD9)

81 Hey! Did you guys see that? Something jump over me, but I didn't get a good look. All I saw was a pony tail.

Posted by: The Shark at October 13, 2009 07:36 PM (4iIhs)

82 When all you had to your claim to fame is a penchant for fonts, you pretty much surrender all other forms of success or, well to put bluntly, intelligence.
Read the clown's bio on Wiki. I think he wrote it. One pass and anyone with a moderate IQ would realize that this guy is a lunatic. He has a history of vassilating on several topics. Now he is reduced to agrily plinking short curt comments in two to three sentance formats. That is pretty much all he is good for and, perhaps, as a spokesperson for amazon. He must have some stock in that in that I cannot see his site being popular anymore.
He is slowing going the way of the typical toilet drinking libtard talking points blog: short of ideas and now exposing his true underpinnings. I am glad a tampon like him does not live next door to me, for I would have already pooh-bombed his house.

Posted by: JDubya at October 13, 2009 07:37 PM (517pb)

83 Has anyone ever seen Charles and Kos together? Can anyone prove that Charles and Kos aren't the same person?

In fact, has anybody ever proved that Charles an Arianna Huffington aren't the same person?

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:37 PM (TafJB)

84 there's a disputed report out there that Charles said he loves God and accepts Jesus Christ. it's disputed, but using Charles' logic it hasn't been disproven so it must mean Charles is a Christian now

Posted by: YRM at October 13, 2009 07:37 PM (xNw7B)

85 Here's my top 10 racist quotes:

10) "typical white person"
9) white policeman "acted stupidly"
"white polluters"
7) 'White People' Need to be Forced to 'Step Down'
6) "white America, U.S. of KKKA"
5) "The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color."
4) "fighting the wrong enemy."
3)"The Romans were Italians, which means they were European, which means they were white"
2)"Barack knows what it means to be a black man living in a country and a culture that is controlled by rich white people! "
1) Hymietown

Posted by: joh at October 13, 2009 07:37 PM (jgwoG)

86 uh-oh! Chuckles has a word for all of us

watch out if still at work. Just sayin'

Posted by: eddiebear at October 13, 2009 07:38 PM (Qv9ak)

87 I hear that Charles raped and murdered a gay man back in 1997.

You just read that on the internet.

Posted by: Spade at October 13, 2009 07:38 PM (xknKk)

88 Cahrles is a closet goat humper.

that fact is disputed, but hasn't been proven false.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 13, 2009 07:38 PM (erIg9)

89 seen this coming.

Posted by: trailortrash at October 13, 2009 07:38 PM (wiDZf)

90 I am actually beginning to feel sorry for Chrales. But not so sorry that I would go back to reading his POS website.

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at October 13, 2009 07:39 PM (kZT4X)

91 I'm no racist. I don't even think about the color of the snerts bouncing off my chin.

Posted by: Charles Johnsongobbler at October 13, 2009 07:39 PM (CZI81)

92 Fromer LGF'er buzzsawmonkey did an amazing parody of Robert Browning over at zomblog, reposted at Up from the Slime.


Your Last Posting

(Los Angeles)

apologies to Robert Browning and My Last Duchess
Thats your last posting ever on this blog,

And henceforth your account is blocked. Youll dog

My site no further with your words; your nic

Is banished, and I gave your posts the stick.

You know Ill call your banning here a flounce
Though Ive been waiting for some time to pounce
On your account, and with prevarications
Distort and demonize your observations.
The Toad Hall where you reveled, if you pleasell
Be given entire to the stoats and weasels,

My countenance beaming on each one that
Comes to me bearing tales of Mole or Rat,

Or Badger, orsockpuppet. No, t was not

This writing only, placed you on the spot

And caused me to invoke the ban: perhaps

You chanced to differ with my own claptrap
And stick to your position, or dispute
Conventional wisdoms to which repute

Ive lately granted. Dont you dare to say

That I or my site might have lost their way
Obsessing on my personal vendettas;

I am neither forgiving nor forgetter,

And will not brook a failure of obesiance

By anyone I feel owes me allegiance....

There's more, and it's well worth reading the rest.

Posted by: stuiec at October 13, 2009 07:40 PM (ohnkX)

93 In fact, has anybody ever proved that Charles an Arianna Huffington aren't the same person?

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:37 PM (TafJB)
That one is easy. Arianna is about 10000x manlier than bike-post-as-dildo lover boy.

Posted by: Growth Hormone at October 13, 2009 07:40 PM (y6biT)

94 As I said earlier, Beagle, I think Charles has been lucky---so far. I suspect some of the sea snakes----er, lizards, are egging him on, for reasons of their own, something they might regret if it ever becomes a matter of lawyers, and suing "Does from 1 to 1,000 inclusive."

I read on the internet somewhere that Charles is actually a giant space mollusk, who occasionally enjoys dressing up as Marilyn Monroe.

Can you prove he isn't? Huh, huh, huh, can you?

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:40 PM (TafJB)

95 Cahrels has a habit of using glory hole #13 every day at lunch.

that fact is disputed, but hasn't been proven false.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 13, 2009 07:40 PM (erIg9)

96 Yeah I clicked over there like an idiot. Just skimmed his headlines. First one was "right wing hate" and showed a bunch of comment quotes, not quotes from any of the blog owners, and another where he said "wingnut blogosphere" in reference to all right wing sites. What a fuckin tool.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 13, 2009 07:40 PM (bNABd)

97 75. Call it, "The Sea Snake Lounge."
Hey now! All the lounge regulars, the whole lounge actually,got the boot for ..... not licking his bike seat. We had self respect, unlike the sharmutant, irish hose, killmore guppies.....

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 13, 2009 07:41 PM (cniXs)

98 Is there any proof that Sharmuta, Irish Rose and Kilgore are not space aliens, who are holding Charles' Brain hostage?Space aliens don't come to my part of Ireland, Mr Rhinestone. They're looking for intelligent life.

Posted by: wild irish hose at October 13, 2009 07:41 PM (2qU2d)

99 Charles Johnson

So scary-smart he splits atoms... with his mind.

I thought it was his ponytail.

Posted by: DrewM. at October 13, 2009 07:41 PM (ur6Ar)

100 <i>You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray [the
confessed assassin of Martin Luther King]. We miss you, James. Godspeed.</i>

Rush said that? I don't think so. The sister-in-law of my third cousin heard it was Abe Lincoln. She said someone told her it was on the Internet. So it must be true.

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 13, 2009 07:41 PM (4iIhs)

101 http://tinyurl.com/ygt68xc

Copy and paste the link into your URL. Chucky is urging his "lizards" to help delete old quotes. Just sayin'

Posted by: eddiebear at October 13, 2009 07:41 PM (Qv9ak)

102
lol @ wiki!

quick check it out

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 13, 2009 07:42 PM (0gyWr)

103 Chucky Johnson. What a f*cktard.

Posted by: vai2112 at October 13, 2009 07:42 PM (pkOAj)

104 But, whatever else, it is NOT TRUE that Kilgore Trout is a racist! Okay, so he uses the N-word. But that's not racist. At least not when Kilgore does it. When Kilgore does it, it's accurate but fake. Or Arianna Huffington. Or something.

(Has anyone ever seen Kilgore and Arianna together?)

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 07:42 PM (TafJB)

105 103
Check what out at wiki?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 13, 2009 07:43 PM (bNABd)

106 I just read on the internet that Charles Johnson sodomized and killed a black man. I think it said it happened in 1997.

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 13, 2009 07:43 PM (4iIhs)

107 Rush Limbaugh once said, "Black people smell bad".

It's right here on page 32 of "Stuff Rush Limbaugh Said, 3rd edition, revised."

Suck on that wingnuts!

Posted by: Charles Johnson at October 13, 2009 07:44 PM (ur6Ar)

108 You know what we should start doing? Attributing all quotes from Rev Wright and Bill Ayers to Barack Obama. Just start saying we came across an old quote from Barack Obama, say the one from Bill Ayers which talks about exterminating 25 million people, and attribute it to Barack Obama. See if we can spread those around the internet and see how THEY like it.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 13, 2009 07:44 PM (ObTcs)

109
go! go! go!

I gotta draw you morons a fucking map?

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 13, 2009 07:44 PM (0gyWr)

110 And I've got the biggest tits that are Charles's fans. Not like that Irish ironing board. I've always served you best, Charles.

Posted by: sharmuta's hootahs at October 13, 2009 07:44 PM (2qU2d)

111 That's it! Henceforth, you are all banned from not just my site, but the entire Internets!

Posted by: Charles Johnson, Master of Awesomeness at October 13, 2009 07:45 PM (tOzKE)

112 1) Charles is a liar.
2) Charles never admits he is wrong.
3) Charles is a racist and intolerant.
4) Charles has Napoleon Syndrome.
5) Finally, Charles's LGF is flailing away in obscurity as it is being massively delinked and shamed as DU/Daily Kos wannabe site now.

Posted by: Charles's Mom at October 13, 2009 07:45 PM (1Ogps)

113 What a queer bait. I used to love going on LGF but Ban Master Chuck made me feel no longer welcomed. He went on rants about Creationist, Ben Stein, and Mike Huckabee, pretty much saying that they are unevolved nazis that didn't have the ability to think and see the true and wonderful idelology of Darwinism(please). Then he went after Glen Beck making to look like a doomdays cult leader like Jim Jones and a nazi, andgoing after people who questioned him.But the straw that broke the camels backwas when that anicent hack praised that God-complex piece of shit, going Chris Croker on us and saying to leave Obama alone and to praise Obama for once. Plus he seemed to have a werid man-crush on another arrogant prick, Lance Armstrong. I thought Debbie Schlussel was bad but it looks like she has met her match with Chuckie. Hell he might be perfect for her. Charles and Debbie a match made, in HELL. Might be just like that Chuckie doll movie "The Bride Of Chuckie"'.

Posted by: Rocket Pug at October 13, 2009 07:46 PM (Hkx7o)

114 Spare them Charles, they know not what fury they have incurred. Please Charles, spare them.

Posted by: Sharmuta at October 13, 2009 07:46 PM (tOzKE)

115 110
Yes you do

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 13, 2009 07:46 PM (bNABd)

116 Sharmuta,

I will take your advice under consideration. Now, back on your knees.

Posted by: Charles Johnson, All Around Good Guy at October 13, 2009 07:47 PM (tOzKE)

117 What happens after you've already jumped the shark, but need to descend even further into self-imposed irrelevance? Is there another animal or object that is "jumped," or is there another phrase entirely?
I have heard the new Phrase of the Day is "nuked the fridge" ala the scene from the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Umm.. I may have heard it here?

Posted by: Daisy at October 13, 2009 07:47 PM (ttzxu)

118 Perhaps Chuckles Johnson would like to be included in the libel suit Limbaugh is considering against those who are using these lies as smears.

Posted by: 88Cid at October 13, 2009 07:47 PM (RQRft)

119 111
And I've got the biggest tits that are Charles's fans. Not like that Irish ironing board. I've always served you best, Charles.
"It's all for you, Charles!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: stuiec at October 13, 2009 07:47 PM (ohnkX)

120 Also, I was just driving around and caught part of Hugh Hewitt's show and he was addressing this topic. He played a soundbite of an interview on MSNBC where some journalism teacher from Hunter College (?), named Karen Hunter was on and she proceeded to attribute the MLK killer quote to Rush. The MSNBC babe didn't bother to correct her. Hewitt said this interview was this afternoon, after that quote has already been proven to be BS.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 13, 2009 07:47 PM (ObTcs)

121 "This is a world in need run by white man's greed."

--Barack Hussein Obama, uttered at Trinity United Church in Chicago, in a ranting sermon. True story. It's on the internet.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 07:47 PM (AZGON)

122 The only irony is when he whines about socialists when he is one. He also is now an islamic appeaser or at least votes for them. I stopped going to LGF awhile ago. Haven't missed a thing. If you want news about islam check out gates of Vienna instead.

Posted by: dvivx at October 13, 2009 07:48 PM (rKelX)

123 Guys, earlier today on the interwebs, I read some seriously shocking facts about Cahrels Jonhsno.

Apparently, in 1997, he killed, then raped a black man.

Horrifying.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 13, 2009 07:48 PM (erIg9)

124 Except Rocket Pug, Sharmuta. He must be punished by Saint Darwin for attacking Charles's leftist evolution. You're going to burn, Rocket Pug! Burn!

Posted by: sharmuta's hootahs at October 13, 2009 07:48 PM (2qU2d)

125 117 Sharmuta, Kilgore TroutI will take your advice under consideration. Now, back on your knees.
Posted by: Charles Johnson, All Around Good Guy at October 13, 2009 07:47 PM (tOzKE)

Fixed.......

Posted by: Crowsting at October 13, 2009 07:49 PM (61BD9)

126 Peasants,

I will spare you. But do not speak ill of me again. Or else I will BAN you from the Internets!

Posted by: Charles Johnson, Feeling A Bit Unloved at October 13, 2009 07:49 PM (tOzKE)

127 "Those people burned in Cantor Fitzgerald were not victims, they were all little Eichmanns."


--Barack Hussein Obama, uttered on the floor of the Illinois Senate, during a speech. True story. Look it up.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 07:49 PM (AZGON)

128 Charles!

Get back inside! What did I tell you about speaking with people!

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Mom at October 13, 2009 07:50 PM (tOzKE)

129 "If you want to disagree with my take, that's fine. But if you can't do it without being insulting, your account will be history."

If accurate, then the implication of this quote is that disagree in a courteous manner is acceptable, but my account is proof that this isn't true. Check the down-ding IDs since March 2009. Only screen shots will tell who was first (guess.).

Then check his thread comments. They're HonestCloud-ian in form; essentially they assume that asking one carefully-phrased-and-borderline-intellectually-honest question is sufficient to refute all points made. Meanwhile, the really tough points and questions are carefully ignored, even by all the other posters.

Now check the posts of other banned posters. The situation is frequently the same.

LGF has become a philosophical-bike-joyride that's stuck on a long descent at 45mph with no turnouts and overheated brakes. The ending will involve much loss of skin.

Posted by: Arbalest at October 13, 2009 07:50 PM (7CMP3)

130
Chuckin those Fickens
Who hates America now?
A fail clown parade

h/t to Foghorn

Posted by: sickinmass at October 13, 2009 07:50 PM (rYWEB)

131 119
Perhaps Chuckles Johnson would like to be included in the libel suit
Limbaugh is considering against those who are using these lies as
smears.

On the basis of reckless disregard for the truth? As in, "they've been disputed, but never proven false"?

Posted by: stuiec at October 13, 2009 07:51 PM (ohnkX)

132 STRAWBERRIES!!!1!1!!1!!1

Posted by: Charles Johnson at October 13, 2009 07:51 PM (ur6Ar)

133 I'm sorry guys! I didn't mean any of this!

Coming mom! Please don't take away my Fruit Roll-Ups!

Posted by: Charles Johnson, In Big Trouble With Mom at October 13, 2009 07:51 PM (tOzKE)

134 74 LGF is a dying site. All you need to do islook at the comment counts. On second thought - don't go there. Just take my word for it - they're puny.
Chuckles thinks he can gradually do a David Brock/Arianna Huffington 180 and become the toast of the nutroots.
It ain't gonna happen. The election of 2004 was too close (some moonbats are crazy enough to think Kerry actually won) for the Kos Kids to have anything but loathing for Chuckles because of memogate. Outside of a scant number of loyal sycophants, he's pretty much outcast.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 13, 2009 07:51 PM (2ZMmc)

135 Also, I was just driving around and caught part of Hugh Hewitt's show and he was addressing this topic. He played a soundbite of an interview on MSNBC where some journalism teacher from Hunter College (?), named Karen Hunter was on and she proceeded to attribute the MLK killer quote to Rush. The MSNBC babe didn't bother to correct her. Hewitt said this interview was this afternoon, after that quote has already been proven to be BS.
Posted by: Michael in MI at October 13, 2009 07:47 PM (ObTcs)
Can't fuckers like this have their motherfucking pants sued off? The left loves litigation. The right oughta give it back to them with both barrels, right down the throat.

Posted by: LGoPs at October 13, 2009 07:52 PM (v/rEn)

136 "It's all for you, Charles!"
So we can hang that Irish ho and have Charles to ourselves. Thanks for the idea, stuiec! Darwin loves you.

Posted by: sharmuta's hootahs at October 13, 2009 07:53 PM (2qU2d)

137 But, whatever else, it is NOT TRUE that Kilgore Trout is a racist! Okay, so he uses the N-word. But that's not racist.
When we LGFers use the n-word to prove that other people are racists, we mean it in the nicest possible way. No racism there, nosirree. (Well, maybe a little. We're the good guys, so it's okay.)

Posted by: Chas. Johnson-Killgore-Sharmuta, Esq. at October 13, 2009 07:53 PM (uHvsp)

138 "Fire can't melt steel. Google it, people!"

--Barack Hussein Obama, uttered on his morning talk show on BET while he was accusing Bush of firing missiles into the WTC twin towers. Absolutely true, check it out.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 07:53 PM (AZGON)

139 Did you know Charles Johnson raped and killed a woman back in 1992?


Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 13, 2009 07:53 PM (otlXg)

140 I once heard Charles Johnson liked to f*ck horses.

Prove my wrong Charles. Until then, you're just a dirty horse f*cker!

Posted by: Phil. at October 13, 2009 07:54 PM (tOzKE)

141 I just heard/read somewhere that he may actually not be human, but a used latex novelty that was accidently tossed out at one of the Daily KOS weekend gettogether quiche and colonic festivals.
I cannot find a link yet.

Posted by: JDubya at October 13, 2009 07:54 PM (517pb)

142 Ace,

chuck mentioned you.

133
PianobuffTue, Oct 13, 2009 4:46:24pm replyquote
0downupreport



re: #125 Charles


See the update above...

Check Ace lately?

143
CharlesTue, Oct 13, 2009 4:48:29pm replyquote
4downupreport



re: #133 Pianobuff
Couldn't care less about that jackass says.

lol


Posted by: Pablo Honey at October 13, 2009 07:54 PM (g1lHB)

143 Hey Chuck, I miss you..........

Posted by: Chuck's Vibrating Bike Seat at October 13, 2009 07:54 PM (61BD9)

144
Wow Chris Mattews is a racist.

I just read it on Wiki!

really, I did. check it out. now.

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 13, 2009 07:55 PM (0gyWr)

145 A simple LGF chart that bears repeating

Posted by: Scott in OC at October 13, 2009 07:55 PM (5d0iU)

146 yeah a CJ thread.
he has lost it abso freaking lutely lost it.

sure i call people who make mistakes facists, but if i make one it is to be ignored because the jist of my argument holds true.

i still haven't heard from CJ since Van Jones resigned, is he still defending van jones?

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 07:56 PM (bftbi)

147 "Sheeee-yat, bitch set me up."

--Barack Hussein Obama, uttered when arrested for dealing cocaine while serving as US Senator. Totally 100% true, it's on wikiquotes and Bill Maher confirms it. Use your google-fu, folks.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 07:56 PM (AZGON)

148 Was Chuckles seen killing and then molesting a dog at Michael Vick's house? I haven't seen any proof that that didn't happen. Perhaps there is photographic evidence. Could be photoshopped, but who knows?

Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 13, 2009 07:56 PM (2ZMmc)

149 Did you know Charles Johnson got several STDs from shooting up drugs with Kos and then them taking turns sodomizing each other?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 13, 2009 07:56 PM (otlXg)

150 Intercourse you, sharmuta's hootahs. Charles doesn't like jug jobs--he'll prefer me boyish ass to you two devil's dumplings.
And kiss me, Mr Ace, Charles is king!!

Posted by: wild irish hose's ass at October 13, 2009 07:57 PM (2qU2d)

151 CJ has banned over 500 people in September alone

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 07:57 PM (bftbi)

152 Chuck Johnson has not jumped the shark, but he has limbo'd right under whale-shit with ease. True.

Posted by: sherlock at October 13, 2009 07:58 PM (L4jPh)

153 A true Chris Mathews quote on wiki
"he stated that there is a difference between celebrities and those who work for the people, and it's a greater thing to work for the people. He also said that black people had at least a million more years of evolution to become the intellectual equal of Caucasians"

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 13, 2009 07:59 PM (bNABd)

154 "CJ has banned over 500 people in September alone"

and we can't even get rid of Raygun.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 07:59 PM (NgoAe)

155 152 CJ has banned over 500 people in September alone
Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 07:57 PM (bftbi)

Stalin and Pol Pot would be sooooooooo proud

Posted by: Crowsting at October 13, 2009 07:59 PM (61BD9)

156 The tone of this thread is worrying me with all the uncivility. Why can't you racist wingnuts be nice and civil like me?

Posted by: Chas. Johnson-Killgore-Sharmuta, Esq. at October 13, 2009 07:59 PM (uHvsp)

157 LEAVE CHARLES ALONE, YOU RACIST, FASCIST, AND CREATIONIST BIGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: CJ's Tame Scottish Titan Arum at October 13, 2009 08:00 PM (otlXg)

158 This post needs an animated gif of some sort to be complete.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at October 13, 2009 08:01 PM (MbyMv)

159 I've read on the internet that CJ raped a man, woman, and horse. Is it one, two, or all three?

Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 13, 2009 08:01 PM (2ZMmc)

160 cj banned 500 people in September? his comments are "puny"? Sheesh. Before the Spencer affair, I used to go there and comments would routinely hit over 1,000. What a meltdown. Predictable, but hooooly, what a crash.

Posted by: Derak at October 13, 2009 08:01 PM (GmgwM)

161
Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 13, 2009 07:51 PM (2ZMmc)
i've heard everything from Kerry won Ohio to Bush won b/c of those damned christians! forget bush was polling in the low 50s which usually translates to close re-election or that he almost won states like PA, MI, or MN and was competitive in blue states like WA, OR, NJ, or DE. Or that a Bin Laden tape came out that had him essentialy endorsing Kerry. Or that Bush polled in the 70s in favorable at the time and Kerry suffered negative favorables. Hell even MA didn't vote for him as strong as one would think it would. Gore did better then he did and Gore was a southern guy. Or that FL which decided 2000, went to bush by 5% instead of.1%. the left can't stand the fact dubya beat them twice even after he almost scrwed it up twice.

Posted by: YRM at October 13, 2009 08:01 PM (xNw7B)

162 Don't get mad at him, Charles. He was just looking out for you.

Posted by: pianobuff's dick at October 13, 2009 08:01 PM (2qU2d)

163 156 "CJ has banned over 500 people in September alone"

and we can't even get rid of Raygun.


Bit I still can't post form HOME!!!!! Arghhh.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at October 13, 2009 08:02 PM (MbyMv)

164 Cahrles masturbates nightly to a faded poster of David Hasslehoff, while listening to the Nixon Tapes.


that fact is disputed, but hasn't been proven false.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 13, 2009 08:03 PM (erIg9)

165 "I promise to protect and defend the Constitution of the U. S. of KKK A."

--Barack Hussein Obama, uttered in the private swearing-in ceremony after he bollocksed up the public inauguration in January. Perfectly precisely true and verbatim, reported by several witnesses under oath. It's on snopes.com and factcheck.org and TMZ. Look it up.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 08:03 PM (AZGON)

166 everyone go to charles johnsons wikipedia page and add quotes by him that are racist. see how he likes it.

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 08:03 PM (bftbi)

167 I always try to elevate the level of discussion, but you racist creationists just can't be nice. Don't make me ban your families from the intraweb, too.

Posted by: Chas. Johnson-Killgore-Sharmuta, Esq. at October 13, 2009 08:03 PM (uHvsp)

168 For the first time in my adult life, I am proud to call Charles Johnson a fellow blogger.

Posted by: Markos "Screw Them" Moulitsas at October 13, 2009 08:03 PM (sz37A)

169 For my money, this was his lowest moment ever.


293 zombie Thu, Sep 3, 2009 7:25:21pm

I never imagined this issue would grow so huge. I have personal
knowledge about Jones that I'm loathe to reveal in public which puts
him all over the truther scene and other bizarre conspiracy scenes. I
don't know about this petition specifically, but I have with my own
eyes seen Jones at Truther events. Problem is, I can't prove it - at
least without exposing myself. So I will remain mute on the subject.

991 Charles Thu, Sep 3, 2009 9:22:32pm
OK. And if I said I saw Van Jones at George W. Bush rallies, cheering
wildly, but I couldn't prove it because my life would be in danger,
you'd believe that too?

Anyone
who is familiar with zombie knows that he or she won't divulge anything
that might expose his or her identity, because that would destroy his
or her ability to attend Leftist events and conduct photojournalism
from the inside. For Charles to turn that against zombie is below
contempt: it's an outright betrayal of a loyal friend and supporter.
It proves that Charles is way more interested in preserving his self image as always right than he is in reciprocating loyalty to a longtime
friend. (But that, I guess, is no surprise, given how he's behaved
toward all of the other bloggers on the Right with whom he's parted
ways.)

Posted by: stuiec at October 13, 2009 08:04 PM (ohnkX)

170 Once a pretty good blog, now has dissolved into a never-ending series of Chuckles and the F*cknuckles updinging each other and downdinging (or banning) those who disagree with King Lizard. Through said bannings, he has the blog he wanted, and it thoroughly sucks. Seriously, what is there to his blog? Links to and copies from scienceblogs.com, shitty music, and occasional temper tantrum postings where he calls his critics racists and wingnuts? As an added bonus, his really stupid comments get updinged harder than the merely insipid ones by all the tools who scroll the page looking for the green header that signifies the king has spoken. LGF is the other blog where commenters are so bad they actual detract from the shittiness of the posts themselves.

Posted by: bunny boy at October 13, 2009 08:04 PM (YsSn7)

171 Rush is biding his time until someone with enough assets to take over says something stupid about him.

Then he will take them to court, and probably ending up either owning them or banishing them to the dustbin of history.

Somebody big, like ABC or ESPN.

Poof.

Posted by: TXMarko at October 13, 2009 08:04 PM (eXZpj)

172 Since CJ seems to think of himself as a 'high-minded scientific thinker', he would know that the burden of proof lies with the one presenting such "facts" ...
Extraordinary quotes require extraordinary proof.

I listen to Rush frequently. He's not a racist in the slightest, nor would he have said ANY of the above made up quotes.
We need to find who made these up and RUIN their careers.. and maybe rush could ruin their lives by bringing a slander/libel suit.. he wouldn't win, but it would sure cost em

Posted by: Billy Barty at October 13, 2009 08:04 PM (IMSJ7)

173 I heard Charles was seen going to Lance Armstrong hotel room with a bag full of anal lube. Its totally true. I mean if it on the internet and on wikipedia then it must be true.

Posted by: Rocket Pug at October 13, 2009 08:05 PM (Hkx7o)

174 On the basis of reckless disregard for the truth? As in, "they've been disputed, but never proven false"?

On the basis of a written or oral defamatory statement or representation that conveys an unjustly unfavorable impression and the act, tort, or crime of publishing such a libel.

Posted by: 88Cid at October 13, 2009 08:05 PM (RQRft)

175 That does it! Anyone with an "N" in their sock puppet or real name that I've gotten by hacking all of your PCs (Mac rules!) is banned now and forever. So let it be written, so let it be done.

Posted by: charles's ban hammer at October 13, 2009 08:05 PM (2qU2d)

176 For the first time in my adult life, I am proud to call Charles Johnson a fellow blogger.
Thank you, Markos. Could you please ask Mr. Soros when my first check will be arriving? My cash flow's in the crapper, now that there's only me and three other LGFers left. The only ads I can get nowadays are for bestiality websites.

Posted by: Chas. Johnson-Killgore-Sharmuta, Esq. at October 13, 2009 08:06 PM (uHvsp)

177
Posted by: TXMarko at October 13, 2009 08:04 PM (eXZpj)
have you watched ESPN? they've been covering Rush's attempt to buy the Rams like Bin Laden is running for President

Posted by: YRM at October 13, 2009 08:07 PM (xNw7B)

178 I think he was actually lucky Spencer didn't go after him,

Charles is getting his quotes from General Hospital?

Posted by: Peepole Magazine at October 13, 2009 08:07 PM (26zBt)

179 Don't any of you have a CJ quote concerning race....

Why haven't one of you brainiacs gone after Grayson....(republicans let people die)

His wife, kids, financial, etc.

Where is the dirt.

Lefties would have skinned him alive by now.
(joe wilson took nodoze in college)...the man is like 50 now......

Posted by: non_dhimmie at October 13, 2009 08:08 PM (cFwGO)

180 Cool, gives me another chance to trot this out again.

Posted by: JavaJoe at October 13, 2009 08:08 PM (Am6n/)

181 I heard Charles was seen going to Lance Armstrong hotel room with a bag full of anal lube.

That is a foul lie. It was Lance Armstrong's Marina del Rey condo, and the bag was full of lithium grease.

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Bicycle Seat at October 13, 2009 08:08 PM (AZGON)

182 have you watched ESPN? they've been covering Rush's attempt to buy the Rams like Bin Laden is running for President
I think he won.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 13, 2009 08:09 PM (2qU2d)

183 yeah, IIRC, wiki allows "editing", right?


Posted by: eddiebear at October 13, 2009 08:10 PM (Qv9ak)

184 King Kong was a documentary, you know.

Posted by: CJ Multimedia at October 13, 2009 08:10 PM (26zBt)

185 Sure would be fun if Limbaugh's lawyers contacted Mad King Chuckles and
left him in the fetal position, crying and slobbering on himself.

Rush mentioned the fake quotes from Wiki on his show today, and mentioned something about legal action.

Posted by: obama is a traitor at October 13, 2009 08:11 PM (Qt4Y7)

186 70 This shit really isnt funny. I listen to all the local sports stations and they have literally been repeating the two more vile lies as if they are direct truth. The calls they let on the air all agree and then proceed to call Limbaugh a racist and imply he hates black people and thinks they should be slaves still.It is literally so infuriating I turn off my radio.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 13, 2009 07:33 PM

You just summarized the Mike Valenti and Terry Foster show from this afternoon on 97.1FM The Ticket here in Detroit. Foster is a known racist jackass, but he read on the air a "feedback" (e-mail through the website) where a listener told him that the quotes attributed to Rush were things he never said and that he should do better research. Foster simply replied "yeah, sorry, gonna disagree with you on that".

Ironic how all the Black sports journalists are circling the wagons here: Drew Sharp and Terry Foster here in Detroit, Jason Whitlock in Kansas City and I am sure there are more.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 13, 2009 08:11 PM (ObTcs)

187 Won't someone please think of the frogs. THE FROGS!

Posted by: MightyConservative at October 13, 2009 08:11 PM (wK7A2)

188 New kid song making the rounds. Has to be true. It's on them there interwebs.
MMMMM, Chaz Johnsonfellates Obama,MMMMM MMMM
MMMMM Chaz claims racist is Rush, his website he did flush. MMMMM Chaz Johnson Fellates Obama,MMMMMM

Posted by: Flyguy03 at October 13, 2009 08:11 PM (KjJRb)

189 Posted by: YRM at October 13, 2009 08:07 PM (xNw7B)

I sure have seen what ESPN is doing, and I wonder if Rush will end up owning ESPN instead of the Rams...

Posted by: TXMarko at October 13, 2009 08:12 PM (eXZpj)

190 I heard Charles is actually an alien... and after he sends Asswhistle off to pre-school he sheds his human skin and breathes dryer lint.

I read it somewhere on the internet.

Posted by: Dr. Stupid at October 13, 2009 08:13 PM (YUUaU)

191 "Rush mentioned the fake quotes from Wiki on his show today, and mentioned something about legal action."

I'd love to see a lawsuit against ESPN and have those internal memos leak out. I bet there is some damning stuff if those ever come to light.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 08:14 PM (NgoAe)

192 I know my "Big Lie" technique works with healthy repetition, but I never thought a sports network was studying my techniques so closely.

Perhaps all that cheerleading discipline comes in handy when erasing the truth.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at October 13, 2009 08:16 PM (AZGON)

193 Sock Puppets aside, how many former and recovering Lizards are on this thread?

/raises hand

Posted by: Vet Missing Parts at October 13, 2009 08:16 PM (MCHyX)

194 Thats it!! All of you racist nazisare all BANNED for enterity from the Internet because I said so!!!

Posted by: King Charles, Lord and Master and Supreme Ruler of the Internet at October 13, 2009 08:17 PM (Hkx7o)

195 Time for a couple of well placed libel suits.

Posted by: Al Gore at October 13, 2009 08:18 PM (ePlj6)

196
Here he expounds upon Limbaugh's motive in saying things he did not in fact say.

Because it plays well with his audience, obviously.

You know, I find this the most insulting thing of all.

First, it is bizarre to me that libs and professional victims have heard him say all of these racist things when I, who has a somewhat sensitized ear for these things (having grown up in the DC metro area and gone to public schools that were about 30% black), have not heard them. It seems unlikely to my scientifically-trained mind that folks who rarely (if ever) listen to Rush would have heard these things when I have listened to him for nearly three decades without hearing them. But I am not a daily listener, so I can't swear he's never said these things.

However, my dad is a daily listener and my mom, god rest her soul, was a daily listener and they're not racists. So screw eff you, Charles Johnson, for saying that my dad and particularly my sainted mother are racists.

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2009 08:18 PM (sey23)

197 I heard Charles Johnson entered a hotel room with Roman Polanski, a buzz saw, whip cream, 6 chimpanzees, 12 rubber bands, a glass of orange juice, a portrait of Mao Zedong, Mike Tyson's boxing gloves, 4 cans of lube, a lifetime subscription to Newsweek, a case of Snapple and a 4 year old.

I can't prove this, but I think I saw it on Wikipedia, so it's probably true.

Posted by: Phil. at October 13, 2009 08:18 PM (tOzKE)

198 Another little known fact about Charles Johnson.

I read on some blog, that I don't remember the name of, that Johnson runs a kid-brothel supplied by ACORN which is frequently attended by high Democrat Party Operatives.

Can CJ definitively prove this charge false?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 13, 2009 08:20 PM (otlXg)

199 Its time for Charles to do an LGF exclusive on how Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2009 08:20 PM (PQY7w)

200 http://tinyurl.com/yzymjvc

Copy. Paste. You know the drill.

Posted by: eddiebear at October 13, 2009 08:20 PM (Qv9ak)

201 Posted by: JavaJoe at October 13, 2009 08:08 PM (Am6n/)

Awesome.

Posted by: Johnny at October 13, 2009 08:20 PM (xVKXy)

202 Remember when Charles had the wait and see attitude and criticized other sites for jumping the gun and posting stuff not proved true? What happened to this him to make him the embodiment of what he used to despise?

Posted by: mbabbitt at October 13, 2009 08:20 PM (TrBlW)

203 Charles Johnson:
Resembles Janet Reno.
Recently divorced. (She was fucking someone else)
Relatively Broke.
Drives an old Hyundai.
Bitter at Pajamas Media for Leaving Him in the Dust.
Currently Uninvited to Perform Live by ALL the Jazz Musicians He Claims to Know.

Posted by: Blue Balls the Pirate at October 13, 2009 08:21 PM (L+u9U)

204 Charles Johnson entered a hotel room with Roman Polanski, a buzz saw, whip cream, 6 chimpanzees, 12 rubber bands, a glass of orange juice, a portrait of Mao Zedong, Mike Tyson's boxing gloves, 4 cans of lube, a lifetime subscription to Newsweek, a case of Snapple and a 4 year old.

The kid told me he was 21.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at October 13, 2009 08:21 PM (AZGON)

205 196
Sock Puppets aside, how many former and recovering Lizards are on this thread?

i never posted there
i had a chance to register but it asked for a paid email acct, which i don't have, so i didn't

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2009 08:21 PM (sey23)

206 Ok, there was no case of Snapple. I completely made that up!

The rest is true though.

Posted by: Phil. at October 13, 2009 08:21 PM (tOzKE)

207 206:

But he has Sharmie and Irish Rose throwing their knickers at him.

*shudder*

Posted by: eddiebear at October 13, 2009 08:22 PM (Qv9ak)

208 I'd love to see a lawsuit against ESPN and have those internal memos
leak out. I bet there is some damning stuff if those ever come to
light.

personally i hate ESPN and i'm really pissed they carry MNF they're bias towards certain teams and players and since Obama won have done nothing but spewed political commentary unto their shows. no wonder people are flocking to FOX sports radio

Posted by: YRM at October 13, 2009 08:22 PM (xNw7B)

209 But seriously, has CJ admitted Van Jones was a truther yet?

also does anyone know where you can get a count forwebsite hits. i would be curious to see the drop off he has had

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 08:22 PM (bftbi)

210 I'm the walkin dude, I can see all the world!
Twist your minds with fear, I'm the man with the power.

-

Charles Johnson

(h/t to Anthrax)

Posted by: Mortis at October 13, 2009 08:22 PM (hA5JK)

211 i never posted therei had a chance to register but it asked for a paid email acct, which i don't have, so i didn't
what is a paid email account? like a work account?

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 08:23 PM (bftbi)

212
Charles Johnson once said:

"one of my favorite things to do while riding home from Whole Foods is to stop off and deep throat a wino in a back alley while another one ravishes my anus with a Thunderbird bottle"

There will be no retraction. The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false.

Posted by: Blazer at October 13, 2009 08:25 PM (+FzLa)

213 214:
that, or one provided by your internet provider, like ATT or Comcast.

Posted by: eddiebear at October 13, 2009 08:25 PM (Qv9ak)

214 Does anybody else think that Charlesis a lot likeAndrew Ryan one ofmainantagonist in the game Bioshock. Who had good ideas then became a parnoidhypocritic and killing those he hought were ploting aginst him and destroying the society he bulit. He and Charles have a lot in common.

Posted by: Rocket Pug at October 13, 2009 08:25 PM (Hkx7o)

215 Charles Johnson... there are linkers and there are thinkers. Linkers should not try to think, they'll just hurt themselves.

Then there are the morons...

Posted by: Druid at October 13, 2009 08:25 PM (Gct7d)

216 personally i hate ESPN and i'm really pissed they carry MNF they're
bias towards certain teams and players and since Obama won have done
nothing but spewed political commentary unto their shows. no wonder
people are flocking to FOX sports radio

Did you see Obama do his little schpeil about hispanic heritage month before the game on MNF? But don't let Rush own the Rams! Oh noes! We wouldn't want anything divisive in teh NFL!

Posted by: koopy at October 13, 2009 08:26 PM (HuXZG)

217 I'd love to see a lawsuit against ESPN and have those internal memos leak out. I bet there is some damning stuff if those ever come to light.personally i hate ESPN and i'm really pissed they carry MNF they're bias towards certain teams and players and since Obama won have done nothing but spewed political commentary unto their shows. no wonder people are flocking to FOX sports radio
i hate espn because they have ruined sports highlights. I used to tune in on tuesday to get recaps on all the nfl games, but there are two problems. The first is the anchors treat the show like an inside joke, ripping off references that are only funny to the staff at espn, or so old and tired that they are unbearable to hear. I mean Scott whats his name has made a career of saying "booyaa" and "cooler than the other side of the pillow". Really?
Second, they don't even show that many highlights. Being from pittsburgh, i love big defensive plays and hits, but not only is that asking too much. They don't even show all the touchdowns from every game. Is it too much to ask to show all the tds that took place in a game??

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 08:26 PM (bftbi)

218 196
Sock Puppets aside, how many former and recovering Lizards are on this thread?



/raises hand

Posted by: Crowsting at October 13, 2009 08:27 PM (Lqew8)

219 His research methods for finding quotes are amazing! I just tried them out myself and immediately found the following quote by Charles Johnson: "We should create concentration camps for conservatives and exterminate those who do not accept the proper view of the State as the ultimate authority over their lives and thoughts." And also: "I do in fact have a very intimate relationship with my bike's seat-post, but if you make fun of me for it -- even in your thoughts -- that is racist." (no citation needed for this research method.)

Posted by: T at October 13, 2009 08:27 PM (z9Awt)

220 Charles need s a brain MRI. What ever is in there is growing

Posted by: mytralman at October 13, 2009 08:27 PM (26p91)

221 215 Anthrax had a song based on The Stand(maybe a whole album , I forget).

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2009 08:27 PM (3Tb5b)

222 Remember!
When reading Charles Johnson you are readingthe words of a grown man in his late fifties who's perpetually punching qwerty-keys. Assign a voice to every word he writes and see if you can find whether the posts are suitable for anadult or a bitter female 14 year old public highschoolfreshman.

Posted by: Blue Balls The Pirate at October 13, 2009 08:29 PM (L+u9U)

223 Anthrax wrote a song called 'Among The Living' which is a homage to King's 'The Stand'. Good shit, look it up

Posted by: Mortis at October 13, 2009 08:29 PM (hA5JK)

224 Hasn't Rush challenged anybody and everybody to find the "offensive" quotes?

Posted by: eddiebear at October 13, 2009 08:29 PM (Qv9ak)

225 #222 I hate ESPN, because they are killing my love of sports. I just can't sit down and enjoy the f'n game anymore. I always have to be on the watchout for political hits now. You never know when Olbermann or Obama will turn up in a telecast anymore. You can almost guarantee that an ESPN national broadcast with have at least one quip putting down something on the Right.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 08:29 PM (NgoAe)

226 I've read on the internet that CJ raped a man, woman, and horse. Is it one, two, or all three?
It was a live black man, a dead white woman, and the horse was tied up behind the Walmart in Victorville, CA. I think I saw it on COPS, so of course it's true.

Posted by: Mr. Knowitall at October 13, 2009 08:31 PM (LEynS)

227 #230 "Hasn't Rush challenged anybody and everybody to find the "offensive" quotes?"

After all those years of broadcast, he has to check the archives first and ensure that something wasn't said during a parody and taken out of context. He is in a rough position. He may have never said anything racists or in a way that would have been racist given the proper context, but there is no way to be 100% sure.

There is a lot of transcripts to pour through.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 08:31 PM (NgoAe)

228
>>have you watched ESPN? they've been covering Rush's attempt to buy the Rams like Bin Laden is running for President..Posted by: YRM

>>I think he won...Posted by: andycanuck
WTF.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 13, 2009 08:31 PM (rYWEB)

229 That proported news site you linked to is filled with angry hate speech (newsone). Where is the government to protect us from the angry hate speech?

Peace, out.

Posted by: Nat X at October 13, 2009 08:31 PM (Cifa/)

230 seriously everyone go to wikiquote and wikipedia and add quotes for all the people slandering rush. add quotes that make them look racist, send them to rush, and then he can read them on his show as if they were fact

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 08:31 PM (bftbi)

231 Johnson was raised Roman Catholic but now considers himself a devout follower of Barack Hussein Obama.

someone put that up at Johnsons page. good stuff

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 08:32 PM (bftbi)

232
CJ once said:


"I have these parties about three or four times a year where a bunch of my male biker friends show up and take turns shitting on my glass coffee table while I lay under it jacking off."


And no,there will be no retraction. The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false.

Posted by: Blazer at October 13, 2009 08:32 PM (+FzLa)

233 Charles Johnson is a fan of Roman Polanski, especially is work with young girls, except he prefers little boys.

I read it on the internet.

Posted by: Braveheart at October 13, 2009 08:32 PM (FhPAC)

234 Quick Comment Of A Diff. Subject: Alan Colmes is actually defending Obama's attempts to start a war w/ FOX...the very network Colmes works for. This guy would shoot himself if Obama told him to.

Posted by: YRM at October 13, 2009 08:33 PM (xNw7B)

235 After all those years of broadcast, he has to check the archives first and ensure that something wasn't said during a parody and taken out of context. He is in a rough position. He may have never said anything racists or in a way that would have been racist given the proper context, but there is no way to be 100% sure.There is a lot of transcripts to pour through.
but the burden of proof shouldn't be on him. he didn't make the accusations they did.

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 08:33 PM (bftbi)

236 So we have CNN "fact-checking" mildly critical Obastard jokes on notorious right-wing "comedy" show SNL, and ESPN broadcasts fabricated quotes attributed to Rush with impunity.

My plans are proceeding apace.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at October 13, 2009 08:34 PM (AZGON)

237 241 I wish they would.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2009 08:35 PM (3Tb5b)

238 This guy would shoot himself if Obama told him to.

A guy can dream...

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 08:35 PM (AZGON)

239 CJ's wiki page is funny, it was clearly written by him as half of his sources are his own website

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 08:36 PM (bftbi)

240 161
I've read on the internet that CJ raped a man, woman, and horse. Is it one, two, or all three?

Three-in-one. I believe the "Polanski-style" incident in question involved a centaur, and CJ was in drag.

Posted by: wooga at October 13, 2009 08:36 PM (2p0e3)

241 "CJ once said:


"I have these parties about
three or four times a year where a bunch of my male biker friends show
up and take turns shitting on my glass coffee table while I lay under
it jacking off."


And no,there will be no retraction. The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false.


Posted by: Blazer at October 13, 2009 08:32 PM (+FzLa)"Wow, I'm trying to get that visual out of my mind as soon as possible. Thanks a lot!

Posted by: Phil. at October 13, 2009 08:37 PM (tOzKE)

242 I've decided Dan Rather was right, after all. The memos were fake, the story was true. Sort of like my entire blog: the posts are all bullshit, the psychosis is real.

Pardon me while I go feed my little green dingleberries to the Lizards...

Posted by: Charles "Little Green Dingleberry" Johnson at October 13, 2009 08:37 PM (QECjC)

243 "but the burden of proof shouldn't be on him. he didn't make the accusations they did."

Life's a bitch and Rush seems to understands that. He obviously is ready to act based on his comments warning about him taking action. If he wins a major libel suit, that will be a huge win for Conservatives everywhere. The media won't have a free pass to slander anymore, their insurance companies and stockholders will demand more responsibility which will hopefully at least somewhat temper the venom that comes our way.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 08:38 PM (NgoAe)

244 I just stopped going over there all on my own and do not feel the need to be banned just because he and I don't see eye to eye on anything, although I might be, not sure, haven't checked in a week or so. It is the same way I handled HBO and Maher, canceled. Newspaper, canceled, News Mags, canceled. I'm sure I'm leaving something out but you get the idea. Not that it is going to help much but it makes me feel better.
I am a long time Rush listener and if any of the statements being falsely attributed to him were said I would have heard them. He is the reason I am a conservative and I thank him for it every day.

Posted by: kahall at October 13, 2009 08:38 PM (ZCT0i)

245 -Criswell, "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

LOL, Crusty!

"We are all interested in the future, because that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives!"

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 08:39 PM (AZGON)

246 Out of morbid curiosity, I held my nose and dipped my big toe into CJ's green cesspool nuthouse a few evenings ago. I was a little shocked to see that there are still a few "conservative" stragglers there that I associated with in a saner period. Those poor folks must be hanging on for dear life. I don't care what kind of relationships they may have nurtured through the years posting there, it's just totally beyond me how they can ignore the obviously deranged mentality displayed by their host. They must be taking long, hot nightly showers after logging off. Actually, at this point a delousing might be more in order.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 13, 2009 08:39 PM (554T5)

247 The dude is f**king ridiculous. He is currently hitting Hot Air for comments on their website even those his comments section contains the following disclaimer:
Comments are open and unmoderated, and do not necessarily reflect the views of Little Green Footballs.
Obscene, abusive, silly, or annoying remarks may be deleted, but the fact that particular comments remain on the site in no way constitutes an endorsement of their views by Little Green Footballs.
Oddly, he has no post on Chris Matthews call last night for someone to blow up Rush Limbaugh like the bad guy on "Live or Let Die." F**king ridiculous.
BTW, I read on the internets that he has a thing for sheep. All documented, all true.

Posted by: Bru at October 13, 2009 08:39 PM (NZ58E)

248 ""There will be no retraction. The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false."

-Charles Johnson,"Little Green Footballs""


Better hope Rush doesn't come after you. That defense is not valid especially if the original accusation was posted in bad faith.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 08:39 PM (NgoAe)

249 FOX...the very network Colmes works for.
Used to work for. Key word: Liberal.

Posted by: katya at October 13, 2009 08:39 PM (snZLE)

250 <i>17: What happens after you've already jumped the shark, but need to descend even further into self-imposed irrelevance? </i>
Well, you make a rule that nobody can rate the posts or comments there (updings and downdings) until they posted at least 50 comments themselves. CJ wants to make sure the lurkers are not committing thoughtcrimes.And of course, those comments have to consist of "Charles, you're so brilliant!" or "Like Sharmuta said, Beck is a fascist." or "LOL! Kilgore, what a wit you are!"
Then, when you finally get to rate the posts, you can still get banned from downdinging CJ's pearls of wisdom.
I simply don't understand why adults subject themselves to that place anymore. The North Koreans have no choice, but LGFers let themselves be browbeaten and bullied voluntarily. Are they all into S M over there? To be so needy that you have to be validated by a long-in-the-tooth jazz guitarist,....,tis a mystery.

Posted by: Donna V. at October 13, 2009 08:40 PM (NAlCB)

251 All jokes (and bitterness) aside, I still think that either A) something is seriously wrong with Charles or B) this person posting as his persona is not the Charles who ran LGF through, say, last year.

Having said that, however, I must admit that I've known a few people in my life, whom I loved very much in fact, but who changed 180 degrees from who they were because they had no anchor in their lives. I guess it's just possible that having no anchor has caused Charles to drift into very dark seas.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 13, 2009 08:41 PM (VyziB)

252 If he wins a major libel suit, that will be a huge win for Conservatives everywhere.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 08:38 PM (NgoAe)

Don't get your hopes up: the libel laws are such that it would take an Act of God for Rush to win. But he in a real way, he wins just for playing: the publicity concomitant with his suit will cast his slanderers in an evil light.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2009 08:41 PM (QECjC)

253
CJ once said:


" I like to start off my with a refreshing "Snowball" in the morning, right before breakfast."


Its probably not true, but until its proven not true, its true.

Posted by: Blazer at October 13, 2009 08:42 PM (+FzLa)

254 "Don't get your hopes up: the libel laws are such that it would take an Act of God for Rush to win."

Attributing quotes that he didn't say to stop him from making a legal business transaction. There is an intent to inflict economic harm. This isn't a case of someone saying something to hurt his feeling. They entered a whole different area of the law with this one.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 08:43 PM (NgoAe)

255 Has anyone - including his lizards - considered the very real possibility Charles has gone (mentally) off the deep end? The mind is marvelous thing, but also very fragile.

Frankly, his behavior shows screaming yellow signs of paranoia a mile wide.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2009 08:44 PM (QECjC)

256 263 Especially since the NFL in the person of the commish is taking them very seriously.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2009 08:44 PM (3Tb5b)

257 Problem is that Charles Johnson is so busy taking it hard from Bikerfox, that he's just lost all touch with reality. C'mon, Charles, step away from Bikerfox's cock, wipe the spunk off your face and get with the program again, mmkay?

Or not. Because, really, you've gotten kinda boring with your paranoid crap. Maybe you just need to wrap up this gig, go cuddle with Bikerfox, put some cool jazz on the stereo, light a splif and sip on some hot buttered rums. You'll be happier that way.

Posted by: Chef Mojo at October 13, 2009 08:45 PM (NhsEM)

258 I guess it's just possible that having no anchor has caused Charles to drift into very dark seas.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 13, 2009 08:41 PM (VyziB)




Charles does have an anchor. Its years of drug abuse that have left him paranoid, delusional and bitter in his old age.

Posted by: Blazer at October 13, 2009 08:45 PM (+FzLa)

259 Why even mention it here? Nobody I know reads that site anymore. Seems ironic that I see what is going on at LGF by reading AOS.

Articles like this just serve to drive traffic to his site.


Posted by: crosspatch at October 13, 2009 08:46 PM (ZbLJZ)

260 Charles Johnson on the Taliban: "Now that the Christbag imperialist Bush isn't raining death upon the innocents of Afghanistan, who cares if the Talibani freedom fighters throw acid in the faces of women and children? It's not like they don't like jazz and cycling."

There will be no retraction. The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 08:46 PM (AZGON)

261 "All jokes (and bitterness) aside, I still think that
either A) something is seriously wrong with Charles or B) this person
posting as his persona is not the Charles who ran LGF through, say,
last year.

Having said that, however, I must admit that I've
known a few people in my life, whom I loved very much in fact, but who
changed 180 degrees from who they were because they had no anchor in
their lives. I guess it's just possible that having no anchor has
caused Charles to drift into very dark seas.


Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 13, 2009 08:41 PM (VyziB)"In all seriousness, Charles got divorced recently and got the boot from Pajamas Media. He never claimed to be a conservative, so he probably hid his liberalism for the past few years since he hated Islamofascists more. But he's had a pretty lousy couple of years and he's losing income rapidly from his site now. He's probably legit clinical at this point.

Posted by: Phil. at October 13, 2009 08:46 PM (tOzKE)

262 I went to LGF yest and it was more of the same: soandso is a creationist.. blah.. blah blah..your banned blah..blah..Charles thinks he smarter than you..blah..

AoS is more fun.

Posted by: Tuesnight Supertanker at October 13, 2009 08:47 PM (KGjE/)

263 ""Don't get your hopes up: the libel laws are such that it would take an Act of God for Rush to win.""

and one more point, if they turn up a single memo in discover that even hints to the fact that they have to stop Rush from buying the Rams, then they can heap on more than libel. If I were ESPN I would be very scared at this point as to what might be getting passed around the newsroom. If Rush finds something good, he has so much money that he probably isn't going to be interesting in settling for any amount of money.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 08:47 PM (NgoAe)

264 In all seriousness, Charles got divorced recently

Divorced? You mean they let a guy marry a goat in Los Angeles?

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 08:48 PM (AZGON)

265
Charles Johnson


So scary-smart he splits atoms adams apples... with his mind cock.






FIFY ace

Posted by: Blazer at October 13, 2009 08:48 PM (+FzLa)

266 The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false.

What a inverted sense of culpability. What a complete and utter abdication of critical thinking. Politics is politics but this is intellectual perversion.

If you make an accusation of someone, you have to back it up with thoroughly sourced facts otherwise you are as guilty of the charges that you accuse someone.

Chuckie is as morally corrupt as the phantom racist he accuses Rush to be.

Posted by: Iskandar at October 13, 2009 08:49 PM (2E1fT)

267 #275 which is why he opened himself up to great liability today. He is probably too small potatoes by Rush, but he is not very smart because he basically left a blank check signed over to Rush if any of those quotes are false and used to deny Rush the right to buy the Rams.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 08:51 PM (NgoAe)

268 [the blog was a lie]
Look at me still talking when there's science to do.When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.I've experiments to run there is research to be doneOn the people who are still aliveAnd believe me I am still alive.I'm doing science and I'm still alive...
(Ellen McLain)

Posted by: Zimriel at October 13, 2009 08:51 PM (+iNkO)

269 270 / Phil:
Sounds like he needs to get a f_cking job. Any job.
A guy needs to have one to get him cleaned up, out of the house on time and into the world with people.

Posted by: Huckleberry at October 13, 2009 08:52 PM (F71c5)

270 Didn't Dan Rather say "it hasn't been proved they're not real"?

Oh, the burning irony!!!

Posted by: Cicero at October 13, 2009 08:53 PM (2f7Tz)

271 Charles Johnson has a prized collection of photographs showing Rick Sanchez sodomizing his five year old nephew, in a black and white Richard Avedon style. He enjoys selling selenium prints of them on /b/.

There will be no retraction. The accusation is disputed, but it has not been proven false.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 08:53 PM (AZGON)

272 Sock Puppets aside, how many former and recovering Lizards are on this thread?





/raises hand

I probably still have commenting privileges there, but I have not intentionally gone there for over a few years....

Posted by: TXMarko at October 13, 2009 08:54 PM (eXZpj)

273 You know something? Today I just hate people in general. They are stupid, boring and just plain moronic (and not in an AOSHQ good moron way.)

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 13, 2009 08:57 PM (PBGAP)

274 Meh heh. I see Eeyorepundit is waggishly referring to this thread as being posted by his moral superior on the web.

I can't argue with that!

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 08:57 PM (AZGON)

275 "
270 / Phil:

Sounds like he needs to get a f_cking job. Any job.

A guy needs to have one to get him cleaned up, out of the house on time and into the world with people.

Posted by: Huckleberry at October 13, 2009 08:52 PM (F71c5)"You're forgetting something. Someone needs to actually hire him. Are you offering to do the honors?

Posted by: Phil. at October 13, 2009 08:58 PM (tOzKE)

276 The irony here is so powerful it is threatening to rip the space-time continuum.

Posted by: MightyConservative at October 13, 2009 08:58 PM (wK7A2)

277 You're forgetting something. Someone needs to actually hire him. Are you offering to do the honors?

There might be an opening at the San Bernardino offices of ACORN.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 13, 2009 08:59 PM (AZGON)

278 I just posted this at http://www.littlegreenfootballs2.com, and I want to cross-post it here. It's sincere, so feel free to skip over this.

"Okay, I just have to do this. Ive been reading Aces thread and this one among many on the net, and Im stopping everything right now to pray for Charles.
Something is very wrong, and I sincerely pray that he will find peace.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 13, 2009 08:59 PM (VyziB)

279 Again, why are you wasting time and space talking about the little bitch chuckie? He's about as popular as a boner in the men's shower.

Posted by: Jack Burton at October 13, 2009 09:02 PM (YxJoH)

280 Charles has my ass hairs plastered on his nose.He knows what good for him now.

Posted by: George Soros at October 13, 2009 09:02 PM (3/GXy)

281 Mr. Johnson is a wonderful man!

Posted by: Wide (very wide) Irish Hose at October 13, 2009 09:03 PM (7FgWm)

282 LGF is a liberal blog. Just went over there and retrieved this quote: "...anti-AGW propagandists spin and distort and misrepresent. And it appears that the hockey stick is still unbroken."
Anybody with a hard on for AGWis a flaming commie lib.

Posted by: Chas at October 13, 2009 09:03 PM (yjDfo)

283 and one more point, if they turn up a single memo in discover that even
hints to the fact that they have to stop Rush from buying the Rams,
then they can heap on more than libel. If I were ESPN I would be very
scared at this point as to what might be getting passed around the
newsroom. If Rush finds something good, he has so much money that he
probably isn't going to be interesting in settling for any amount of
money.

That's actually an interesting thought. I haven't done hardcore business law in ages but there might be a cause of action for tortious interference with contract here. I'm most likely talking out my ass and it would depend on how the bidding process goes, but maybe.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 13, 2009 09:03 PM (Q9bx2)

284 This is why Ace is on my toolbar;LGF no more.

Posted by: poe at October 13, 2009 09:04 PM (7oGAD)

285
which one of you pudknockers edited my edit of piss matthews' wiki entry?

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 13, 2009 09:06 PM (XuxCF)

286 I haven't said much today on this Rush stuff because this is the kind of thing that makes me red.

So unjust and so evil.

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 13, 2009 09:07 PM (cMo6P)

287 I long to have his love child!
I'm willing to claw that bitch Sharmuta's eyes out if I have to. I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Wide (very wide) Irish Hose at October 13, 2009 09:08 PM (7FgWm)

288 Isn't Charles Johnson the guy who said apartheid was a great idea? Or was it Chrissy Matthews?

Posted by: Reiver at October 13, 2009 09:08 PM (HUIrE)

289
As red as a baboon's ass?

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 13, 2009 09:08 PM (XuxCF)

290 Rush's lawyers are sending letters demanding retractions or evidence. This presumbly wil precede legal action. Will Chester Johnson be included?
You Betcha!

Posted by: mghorning at October 13, 2009 09:08 PM (433Ui)

291 284 Phil:
No, of course not. That's why I say "any job".
Walmart, waiting tables, washing dishes, what ever. When I got divorced I think it was the discipline of work that kept me normal.

Posted by: Huckleberry at October 13, 2009 09:08 PM (F71c5)

292 297. Mr. Bermuda Shorts (rdb)

Sigh. I know, I know, but those who know me know I mean it. As I said, I felt I need to post that; please scroll past.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 13, 2009 09:09 PM (VyziB)

293 Found this Charles Johnson quote somewhere on the intraweb:
Once in a drug filled haze I suddenly became aware that I was eating out my mother and my wife was banging me in the ass with a strap on. It started out as a normal Thanksgiving day but I suddenly had an urge for fish.

Posted by: Xploding Member at October 13, 2009 09:10 PM (I7Y+k)

294 Something is very wrong, and I sincerely pray that he will find peace.
You might as well pray for millions of other people while you're at it, because Charles' bad craziness is really no more shocking than that of your average liberal leftist. They all to some degree suffer from the same malady.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 13, 2009 09:11 PM (554T5)

295 I just read Charles is a registered sex offender. Found it by Googleing 'Charles Johnson registered sex offender.' Disputed but not proven wrong, and I did just see it online, so I must assume it's true.

Anybody know if was boys or girls that he was molesting?

Oh who cares.... he can be a Obama Czar now. Maybe Preschool Sex Education Czar.

Posted by: who cares at October 13, 2009 09:12 PM (y6OkF)

296 Meh heh. I see Eeyorepundit is waggishly referring to this thread as being posted by his moral superior on the web.



I can't argue with that!

Actually, i think he was referring to Chuckles the insane clown's use of the James Earl Ray quote, and linking here so he wouldn't have to link to Loony Green Fuckwits.

Posted by: koopy at October 13, 2009 09:12 PM (GJfTu)

297 I hope Rush's lawyers ream these lying m'fers up their sqeakholes. They are obviously too f'ng stupid to realize who they are screwing with.
God, I hate people today.

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 13, 2009 09:13 PM (PBGAP)

298 We joke about Charles but he does have a real past. He and his wife recently divorced and there is purported domestic violence involved.

Posted by: Blue Balls The Pirate at October 13, 2009 09:13 PM (L+u9U)

299 307. Soap MacTavish
Perhaps, but I posted at LGF for five years--I was somewhat acquainted with Charles, and I've seen the change first hand. It's the change that alarms me more than his present stance.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 13, 2009 09:13 PM (VyziB)

300
I just prayed for CJ. I just prayed his ponytail got caught in his
bicycle chain and sent him sprawling over a cliff into a rocky canyon
below. I hope he finds peace, after the vultures are through with him.

Posted by: Blazer at October 13, 2009 09:14 PM (+FzLa)

301 damn it! Hannity has Jerome Corsi in, couldn't he come up w/ someone on our side more credible

Posted by: YRM at October 13, 2009 09:14 PM (xNw7B)

302
hahaha, now you morons understand why I always try to incorporate 'cocksucker' into a lot of leftwinger's names.

goooogle is a wonderful thing

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 13, 2009 09:14 PM (XuxCF)

303 @196 I raise my hand.

LGF used to be a good blog. Now he is a wingnut.

He doesn't allow any disagreement. He has become a bitter person. Must not have faith(haha)

While pointing out the crazy extremists on the right, he totally ignores the ones on the left. Must be colorblind.

Posted by: jeff at October 13, 2009 09:14 PM (wd8wn)

304 We joke about Charles but he does have a real past. He and his wife recently divorced and there is purported domestic violence involved.
His wife beat him up ?

Posted by: robtr at October 13, 2009 09:14 PM (fwSHf)

305 Eh, he is so jealous it just eats him up. He thinks he is smarter than Limbaugh and Beck but in reality he is a blithering idiot douche bag.

Posted by: Friarbones at October 13, 2009 09:15 PM (ewWUF)

306 #317 - Details are unclear at this time. She left him. I don't know the real reason. That's just what I heard.

Posted by: Blue Balls The Pirate at October 13, 2009 09:16 PM (L+u9U)

307 Which is better?

This one?

Posted by: JavaJoe at October 13, 2009 09:16 PM (Am6n/)

308 ...there is purported domestic violence involved

Yes, CJ getting donkey punched by his wife in centaur costume... is quite violent indeed.

Posted by: wooga at October 13, 2009 09:16 PM (2p0e3)

309 Or this one?

Posted by: JavaJoe at October 13, 2009 09:16 PM (Am6n/)

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Posted by: jason at October 13, 2009 09:17 PM (BR5SS)

311 First one is better, JavaJoe

Posted by: wooga at October 13, 2009 09:17 PM (2p0e3)

312 Found another CJ jewel on teh web:
Our relationship had grown cold. I mean, I could tell she was not acting like herself. She was distant. Not long after I found out about the affair. I was steaming and went to his house. I told him "you wanna shot at the title? I'll give ya a shot, I'll play your silly fucking game"! All I remember after that is being slung around by my pony tail and then hitting the ground hard. Next thing I know I was being sodomized with the handle of my hairbrush.

Posted by: Xploding Member at October 13, 2009 09:18 PM (I7Y+k)

313 Charles Johnson once said he likes to have sex in the park with male Creationist transsexuals who belong to the BNP that like to dress up like Hitler.

In private, he also likes to refer to the President as "Mandingo" or "my Black Stallion."

"There will be no retraction. The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false."

Posted by: shibumi at October 13, 2009 09:18 PM (OKZrE)

314 Used to read LGF regularly, and post occasionally. Went the other day to have a poke around and was going to leave a post telling CJ what a douche he had become, but I couldn't be bothered. Can he ban me from here?

Posted by: Son of a Pig and a Monkey at October 13, 2009 09:18 PM (KsxrY)

315
Did I tell you morons that Dennis & Callahan read my email about Rush this morning on their show? (That's two since last Friday!)

It's a bootiful thing to hear moron-esqu comments being read on one of the most popular sports-talk radio stations in the country.

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 13, 2009 09:18 PM (XuxCF)

316 The "My Last Duchess" Browning parody is very good. (Yes, I was an English major.)
What came to my mind when I read about CJ's latest meltdown, though, was the last scene of "Aguirre, The Wrath of God." Remember it?Aguirre (Klaus Kinski) was out to discover El Dorado, and ended up butchering most of his crew. The last shot consists of Kinski, mad as a hatter, standing on the broken down deck of his ship, with scurrying monkeys running about and dead bodies all over the place screaming "I am the Wrath of God!" and ranting about all the wonderous things that will happen once he reaches El Dorado.
I can visualize CJ screaming "I am the Wrath of Darwin!" as he paces his living room.

Posted by: Donna V. at October 13, 2009 09:19 PM (8Wdvz)

317 Charles Johnson sodomized dwarfs with his thumbs.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at October 13, 2009 09:20 PM (FPNE0)

318 I find the tone of this topic to be distasteful, uncivil, and possibly an attempt to incite violence. You reich-wing wingnut racist creationists should be polite and well-mannered like me.

Posted by: Chas. Johnson-Kilgore-Sharmuta, Esq. at October 13, 2009 09:20 PM (uHvsp)

319 My last post on Little Google-eyed Freaks:


418 Snickelfritz Tue, Oct 13, 2009 6:18:26pm replyquote


Well, I'm sick of the psychotic cesspool this site has become. Can I get a banning here (since dissent is not allowed, I'm sure this won't be a problem)?

Sayonara, you pony-tailed freak.

Posted by: nickless at October 13, 2009 09:22 PM (MMC8r)

320 330
Charles Johnson sodomized dwarfs with his thumbs.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at October 13, 2009 09:20 PM (FPNE0)

Hey, if it's not too much trouble, can you have comet Eros return my damned calls? I need a strike on D.C. no later than the middle of next week, and the bitch is in your backyard messing around.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 13, 2009 09:22 PM (erIg9)

321 I overheard Charles Johnson at a bar saying: "I'll blow a German Shepard for $100".

Prove I'm wrong CJ.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 13, 2009 09:23 PM (h9tg2)

322 Ace, Ace, Ace!
First rule of blogging, DON'T PICK UP THE BALL.
Leave this dickhead alone. He's history. You are wasting blog time on a NOBODY.
Also, damn it, the "new comment thingy" is not new anymore. give it up.
Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at October 13, 2009 09:23 PM (2+9Yx)

323 Assign a voice to every word he writes and see if you can find
whether the posts are suitable for anadult or a bitter female 14 year
old public highschoolfreshman.Here's the thing: 14 year old public high school girls aren't that bitter.

Posted by: shibumi at October 13, 2009 09:23 PM (OKZrE)

324 They probably need to change the name of that site to "Little Green Shit Balls."

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 13, 2009 09:24 PM (LDQCY)

325 Did CJ get on the DNC Talking Points mailing list when he re-branded LGF as HuffPo 2.0 ?
Since Rush = Racist is this week's theme: ESPN'sup-and-coming race-baiter Wilbon took another swipe atRush yesterday -admitting thatRush personally told him that some of the "quotes" Wilbon tried to hang on him last week were false. His half-assed retraction on PTI consisted of acknowledging that Rush was right then saying that he'd still love to go on Rush's show to discuss the other things he disagrees with Rush on -with all the fake bravado he could muster while wiping egg off his face for buying into the same fake quote nonsense spreadby CJ.
Wilbon - please let me know when you plan to appear on Rush's show (before or after Obama ?). If he's gentle with you he'll just fisk you on sports topics. On politics, your "thinking man's Stuart Scott" routine would fail even harder.
When are you cookie-cutter self-parroting hacks at ESPN going to learn to stay in your intellectual weight-class ? You ass-clowns can't even get your football takes straight - Cowboys are the team to watch in the NFC!Tennessee's a shoo-in to win the South over the struggling Colts ! Broncos are going to suck !
STFU, you sanctimonious no-take hack.

Posted by: societyis2blame at October 13, 2009 09:26 PM (rPDD/)

326 Charles Johnson molested the dad, the mom and the dwarf son from the tv show Little People, Big World. Charles Johnson also filmed it and called it Little People, Little Cock and then uploaded it to RedTube.

Posted by: Xploding Member at October 13, 2009 09:26 PM (I7Y+k)

327 Should I be proud that I asked CJ to ban me or should I be ashamed that I never wrote a comment he considered ban worthy?

Posted by: John Galt at October 13, 2009 09:26 PM (Ylv1H)

328 Does Johnson still run that Fiskie Award thingy at his circle-jerky Little Geek F***offs website?

Someone there should nominate him.

Posted by: fly at October 13, 2009 09:27 PM (dqgWx)

329 He joined Fonzie in the shark's belly months ago. All we hear of him now are the farts coming from the shark's ass.

Posted by: ray at October 13, 2009 09:27 PM (orbdz)

330 Maybe "Little Green Douche Nozzles" ?

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 13, 2009 09:27 PM (LDQCY)

331 @43:

"(Charles) has sex with male goats."

So, UncleFacts, is Charles a top or a ba-ba-ba-ba-tom?

Posted by: Gay Goat at October 13, 2009 09:28 PM (QECjC)

332 This is bad for my blood pressure. I am going to have to take a break from the internets, after I slander a few more people and make a few more threats.

Posted by: Wide (very wide) Irish Hose at October 13, 2009 09:29 PM (7FgWm)

333
Under every ponytail there is a horse's ass.

Posted by: Blazer at October 13, 2009 09:30 PM (+FzLa)

334 I like to nail Chuckie in the ass and wipe my cock with his ponytail.
Prove me wrong, Chuckie.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at October 13, 2009 09:30 PM (P33XN)

335 Is it too late for me to say, "I hope Charles Johnson gets raped by a cross-eyed web-toed Vlaams Belang mouthbreatherwhile being gagged with a Jesus fish at a creationist-dominated school board meeting in Kansas"?
Did somebody beat me to that?

Posted by: KingShamus at October 13, 2009 09:30 PM (8n1j5)

336 344
@43:





"(Charles) has sex with male goats."





So, UncleFacts, is Charles a top or a ba-ba-ba-ba-tom?

Posted by: Gay Goat at October 13, 2009 09:28 PM (QECjC)

it's my understanding that Cahrlse goats both ways.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 13, 2009 09:31 PM (erIg9)

337 I just prayed for CJ. I just prayed his ponytail got caught in his
bicycle chain and sent him sprawling over a cliff into a rocky canyon
below. I hope he finds peace, after the vultures are through with him.

Posted by: Blazer
I pray he gets eaten by wolves or dingos or bears, you get the idea.

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 13, 2009 09:32 PM (PBGAP)

338 "Rush's lawyers are sending letters demanding retractions or
evidence. This presumbly wil precede legal action. Will Chester
Johnson be included?

You Betcha!"


Wonder if that had anything to do with his non-retraction statement. Oh the joy of moonbats that live in fantasyland getting smacked into reality. Sorry NFL, can't watch you anymore the entertainment value for my money is greater in watching Rush smack around the people that smeared him instead.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 09:32 PM (HAdov)

339 What happened to that guy? Did he suffer a brain injury, or perhaps he had a stroke? Maybe he has early onset of Alzheimer's?

Posted by: Robin at October 13, 2009 09:32 PM (CWzlP)

340 #352 ASS (Andrew Sullivan Syndrome) - Appropriately named I might add.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 09:35 PM (HAdov)

341 Money, pussy or blackmail usually accounts for that kind of change.

Posted by: Jonhathan E. at October 13, 2009 09:35 PM (dQdrY)

342 Here's the thing: 14 year old public high school girls aren't that bitter.

Posted by: shibumi at October 13, 2009 09:23 PM (OKZrE)

Yeah, but they're definitely over-the-hill.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at October 13, 2009 09:36 PM (sz37A)

343 I'd ive anything for a pair of his bike shorts. Used, of course.

Posted by: Wide (very wide) Irish Hose at October 13, 2009 09:37 PM (7FgWm)

344


Go read CJ's Wiki page:

"Johnson was raised Roman Catholic but now considers himself a devout follower of Barack Hussein Obama."

Posted by: Blazer at October 13, 2009 09:37 PM (+FzLa)

345 Under every ponytail there is a horse's ass.Posted by: Blazer at October 13, 2009 09:30 PM

Sure. And all the big-boobed women are leftists.

Posted by: K~Bob at October 13, 2009 09:37 PM (WtrwW)

346 "Money, pussy or blackmail usually accounts for that kind of change."

Don't forget cock.... that's where I'll put my money to explain his change.

Posted by: who cares at October 13, 2009 09:38 PM (y6OkF)

347
omg who did dat?!!!!

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 13, 2009 09:38 PM (XuxCF)

348 What happened to that guy?

He blew Obama once and got hooked on strawberry flavored cock and couldn't quit the left after that.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 13, 2009 09:38 PM (h9tg2)

349 > There will be no retraction

No, you only man up when you're a man.

When you're an asshat chicken spit sissypants milquetoast, you just whitewash it, and delete the post altogether.

How embarrassing.

Worse than Rathergate, worse than Fauxtography. False accusations of horrible racism. Real racism.

What a turd.

Posted by: Mick McMick at October 13, 2009 09:38 PM (7sytW)

350 356 I'd ive anything for a pair of his bike shorts. Used, of course.
I have a pair beotch. Pwned!!!!! SNNNNNNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF

Posted by: sharmutant at October 13, 2009 09:39 PM (cniXs)

351 O/T: Saw the story about the little 6 year old who took a "spork" to school and was sentenced to reform school for 45 days. Interesting that his mom said he wears a suit and tie some days to school because he takes it so seriously. Got to nip that conservatism in the bud.

Posted by: curious at October 13, 2009 09:39 PM (p302b)

352 Charles told me it was Tootsie Roll flavored, but he couldn't admit that publicly for numerous reasons.

Posted by: Jonhathan E. at October 13, 2009 09:39 PM (dQdrY)

353 A former superstar turned utter tool-bag. How or why that happened I dont know, but the dude is unreadable anymore.

Posted by: mike d at October 13, 2009 09:40 PM (91OXS)

354 Interestingly enough, you know what else hasn't been "proven to be false?" God creating the Universe and the Earth and people ten thousand years ago. I mean, do you know anyone who was there who can speak against it? I mean, sure, there's some evidence that it's not the case, maybe, but who says God didn't put it there as a test of faith? Eh, Charles?

I think it's cool that "not proven to be false" is the new positive standard for the way we roll.

Hey baby, it's not been proven to be false that my balls cure cancer, so why don't you come on over?

Officer, it's not proven to be false that I'm actually allowed to do 100 in a 35 zone.

Hey 52%, it's not proven to be false that I won't come in your mouth.

Posted by: mr.frakypants at October 13, 2009 09:40 PM (pffBj)

355 From the New York Post.

Dollar loses reserve status to yen euro
Ben Bernanke's
dollar crisis went into a wider mode yesterday as the greenback was
shockingly upstaged by the euro and yen, both of which can lay claim to
the world title as the currency favored by central banks as their
reserve currency. Over the last three months, banks put 63
percent of their new cash into euros and yen -- not the greenbacks -- a
nearly complete reversal of the dollar's onetime dominance for
reserves, according to Barclays Capital. The dollar's share of new cash
in the central banks was down to 37 percent -- compared with two-thirds
a decade ago.
Currently, dollars account for about 62 percent of the currency reserve at central banks -- the lowest on record, said the International Monetary Fund. Bernanke could go down in economic history as the man who killed the greenback on the operating table. After printing up trillions of new dollars and new bonds to stimulate the US economy, the Federal Reserve
chief is now boxed into a corner battling two separate monsters that
could devour the economy -- ravenous inflation on one hand, and a
perilous recession on the other. "He's in a crisis worse than the meltdown ever was," said Peter Schiff, president of Euro Pacific Capital. "I fear that he could be the Fed chairman who brought down the whole thing."

Investors and central banks are snubbing dollars because the greenback
is kept too weak by zero interest rates and a flood of greenbacks in
the global economy.



My favorite line from the story.


"The stimulus is what's toxic -- we're poisoning ourselves and the global economy with it."

Posted by: sandbagger at October 13, 2009 09:40 PM (Y1W4t)

356 i love rush. he's a great communicator, and has wit. charles on the other hand, well, he's a half wit and not even remotely interesting. can't remember the last time i looked at that blog

Posted by: mistress overdone at October 13, 2009 09:40 PM (M4IOE)

357 I fucked CJ till he loved me. Then I ate his children, well future children.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at October 13, 2009 09:40 PM (ZydD+)

358 Nah, you guys have it all wrong about Charles!

He tithes regularly, supports missionaries in the Third World. Why, he even pasted a Richard Dawkins dust cover over his copy of the Bible. (Don't tell Sharmuta, Wild Irish Rose, and Killgore Trout.) When they leave the room, he prays rosary after rosary.

I saw it on the internet somewhere. Yeah. Prove me wrong!!!

(Psst....Hi Chuck! Jesus loves you....everyone else, including your ex, thinks you're a jackass, though....)

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at October 13, 2009 09:40 PM (KWhJd)

359 Well, someone should type up the alleged Rush quote on an old 1970's era typewriter, make some copies at Kinkos, and deliver them to CJ.

Include a note saying the quote was found in a pile of Hawaiian birth certificates.

Posted by: eman at October 13, 2009 09:41 PM (fH6Ov)

360 It's ON now, Sharmutant!
Nude mud wrestling, because that's what we pigs like....winner gets Chuckie!

Posted by: Wide (very wide) Irish Hose at October 13, 2009 09:42 PM (7FgWm)

361 I have it on good authority that Charles Johnson and Bob Saget (and possibly Glenn Beck) raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 13, 2009 09:42 PM (I9Jek)

362 CJ: Sure to turn any two-minute hate into a two-hour+ hate.

Posted by: Fortunate Son at October 13, 2009 09:42 PM (B7kwl)

363 Got to nip that conservatism in the bud.
Posted by: curious at October 13, 2009 09:39 PM (p302b)
Good early lesson for the kid. Bureaucrats can be very very stoopid. Never trust a government, or anyone named Charles, who goes by Charles.

Posted by: Jonhathan E. at October 13, 2009 09:42 PM (dQdrY)

364 Leave this dickhead alone. He's history. You are wasting blog time on a NOBODY.
Yeah, but look at all the fun we're having.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 13, 2009 09:45 PM (Q9bx2)

365 Relax, he's from Vulgaria, ladies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 13, 2009 09:46 PM (P33XN)

366 373 Nude mud wrestling, because that's what we pigs like
ARRRRGGGHhh get her off me, get her off me. Her wide irish ass is sitting on my chest. this must be how giles corey felt when they pressed him to death. fooking witch! And speaking of pagans, where has that prevert salamantis been hiding. was he sucked into the wide irish black hole?

Posted by: sharmutant at October 13, 2009 09:46 PM (cniXs)

367 312Perhaps, but I posted at LGF for five years--I was
somewhat acquainted with Charles, and I've seen the change first hand.
It's the change that alarms me more than his present stance.Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 13, 2009 09:13 PM (VyziB)

Goddess you are truly a kind person. King Charles banned me about a
month ago for agreeing with someone that was disagreeing with him. I
wish no ill will towards him. He probably needs someone to pray for
him.

Posted by: BigJohn at October 13, 2009 09:46 PM (QvMIB)

368 Charles once did a great service to everyone - by exposing the fraud Dan Rather.

Shame to see a formerly great mind turn to crap.

Posted by: apb at October 13, 2009 09:46 PM (frlGv)

369 Charles Johnson, your chain came off the gear, you can stop pedaling now.



Posted by: eman at October 13, 2009 09:47 PM (fH6Ov)

370 364 "O/T: Saw the story about the little 6 year old who took a "spork" to school and was sentenced to reform school for 45 days. Interesting that his mom said he wears a suit and tie some days to school because he takes it so seriously. Got to nip that conservatism in the bud."

Two words: Home Schooling

Here's a sanity check for fellow morons: do you like to think it over when voting on a millage for local schools?

No need: the answer should always be "no more taxes."

What if it's for better lab equipment? No more taxes.

Howbout safety areas and bus shelters? No more taxes.

Stop giving the schools money, then they won't waste it on shzt you thought they weren't gonna spend it on. Even when they commit the funds to something "important," they waste thee-fourths of it dicking around, doing "impact" studies, and making unethical contract decisions.

So when should you pay for local schooling? When it's your neighborhood, has only a few teachers, and you and your neighbors make the decisions.

Posted by: K~Bob at October 13, 2009 09:47 PM (WtrwW)

371 I have first hand information that Charles Johnson raped and murdered Bob Saget.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 13, 2009 09:48 PM (P33XN)

372 there is a GREAT special on afghanistan on PBS right now.
we really are f^cked there. it looks like it can be won, but no one will be willing to do what is necessary. bush wouldn't, neither will obama. it's pretty depressing. there are just too many countries who have a vested interest in an unstable afghanistan, first among them is pakistan who we are subsidizing

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2009 09:48 PM (bftbi)

373 fuck bj with a rusty bicycle seat post while olympia snowe pisses in his mouth.

Posted by: evil libertarian at October 13, 2009 09:50 PM (7y71/)

374 Just got my LGF account blocked everyone. I have to say, despite what everyone has said, I am actually surprised, because I said nothing unkind and didn't use a "bad" word or anything. And he even says, right in the terms there, that disagreement is OK. Except it isn't, apparently.

It was on the "Wingnut blogs" posting. I merely suggested that he read the HotAir headline comments on the Steele blog (so he could see how anti-Republican party many of us often are.) I said that we don't get "talking points" as he suggested, and that many of us are nearly as fed up with the Republicans as we are the Democrats. And now my account is blocked.

Posted by: David at October 13, 2009 09:51 PM (03GdM)

375 Got to nip that conservatism in the bud.

in Delaware?!

well give DE more credit, Bush won 2/3 counties there in 2004 and one liberal populated county is why he lost it 54-46. but it did vote strongly for Obama-Biden w/ 62% of the vote

Posted by: YRM at October 13, 2009 09:51 PM (xNw7B)

376
Charles once did a great service to everyone - by exposing the fraud Dan Rather.Shame to see a formerly great mind turn to crap.

Posted by: apb at October 13, 2009 09:46 PM (frlGv)





Charles Johnson cribbed Buckheads work and took all the credit for it.

Posted by: Blazer at October 13, 2009 09:52 PM (+FzLa)

377 Look at LGF's archives from September 10, 2001, back from there. Charles was a liberal jazz musician with a bike fascination. On September 11, 2001, he was mugged by reality.

Starting in 2008, he went back to being a liberal jazz musician with a bike fascination and an obsession with the evils of people who don't share his view of the origin of the universe.

I don't know what happened to wipe out 8 years of principle, but it must have been bad. Charles has simply reverted to his 9/10 type. He's no more worth getting worked up over than Kos or HuffPo or Democratic Underground.

Posted by: Palandine at October 13, 2009 09:52 PM (+ho3C)

378 Good early lesson for the kid.
Bureaucrats can be very very stoopid. Never trust a government, or
anyone named Charles, who goes by Charles.

Posted by: Jonhathan E. at October 13, 2009 09:42 PM (dQdrY)


So I'm good, right?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 13, 2009 09:53 PM (KeHPo)

379 Anyone who is familiar with zombie knows that he or she won't divulge anything that might expose his or her identity, because that would destroy his or her ability to attend Leftist events and conduct photojournalism from the inside. For Charles to turn that against zombie is below contempt: it's an outright betrayal of a loyal friend and supporter. It proves that Charles is way more interested in preserving his self image as always right than he is in reciprocating loyalty to a longtime friend. (But that, I guess, is no surprise, given how he's behaved toward all of the other bloggers on the Right with whom he's parted ways.)
Posted by: stuiec at October 13, 2009 08:04 PM (ohnkX)
I went through a few comments on a YouTube posting, and one of the commenters mentioned that Zombie had finally met her doom at LGF. Apparently she wouldn't stroke Assflick's ego. Just to double down on the crazy, Cato has been showing up on Zombie's site, threatening to out her.
Find it here.It's in the first couple of comments.

Posted by: Bill H at October 13, 2009 09:53 PM (q8CmE)

380 Re: my post #388, I'll say too that I've posted many times on Kos and the HuffPost, and my account on both is still intact. I'm a respectful disagree-er, and most people will tolerate that.

Posted by: David at October 13, 2009 09:55 PM (03GdM)

381 YRM-Are you in DE, too? Where?

Oh, and New Castle County can sodomize itself with a cactus sideways.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 13, 2009 09:56 PM (I9Jek)

382 So I'm good, right?
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 13, 2009 09:53 PM (KeHPo)
I knew I should have left out the qualifier.

Posted by: Jonhathan E. at October 13, 2009 09:58 PM (dQdrY)

383 Charles Johnson turned me into a newt.

I got better.

Posted by: That Guy From The Holy Grail at October 13, 2009 09:59 PM (ur6Ar)

384
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 13, 2009 09:56 PM (I9Jek)
naw man i live down here in purple leaning red FL. i just study the geopolitics of the states and their electorate, it fascinates me how one state could be red as hell and be next to a state that is blue as hell and what counties disagree w/ their state overall. it's also worth looking at for potential GOP pickups or losses even before 2008 i was worried about CO, VA, NC. IN though i did not see coming...

Posted by: YRM at October 13, 2009 09:59 PM (xNw7B)

385 #388:

Admit it...you were thinking about down-dinging a comment. Charles can sense your evil intentions.

Posted by: Master Shake at October 13, 2009 09:59 PM (hID5+)

386 I really, really hope Rush buys the Rams. I think he would expect better of them, and we could have a team to be proud of.

Posted by: Palandine at October 13, 2009 10:01 PM (+ho3C)

387 Go read CJ's Wiki page:
"Johnson was raised Roman Catholic but now considers himself a devout follower of Barack Hussein Obama."


Posted by: Blazer


AAAAHhahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 13, 2009 10:01 PM (cMo6P)

388 Zombie did nothing wrong at LGF, he/she just stopped posting. CJ planted false posts and then blamed Zombie for them so he could publicly ban him/her, it's what idiot tin pot tyrants do. Cato flipped out after CJ started the game of blaming zombie for posts to out Cato. Zombie literally did nothing about some anti-LGF posts at zombieblog, which is what pissed CJ off the most, and caused him to start manipulating and lying to turn people against zombie. The guy is dangerously wacko to himself and anyone close to him.

Posted by: ray at October 13, 2009 10:02 PM (orbdz)

389 Not going to read the preceding 400 comments, but someone really should tell this guy that reckless disregard for the truth suffices for "actual malice" under New York Times v. Sullivan.

Posted by: Bender at October 13, 2009 10:03 PM (FDZUn)

390 I think there was a quote of Charles admitting that he switched over to "everybody's a racist except me" mode when Pam Geller turned down a threesome with him and Glenn Beck on a special sex bicyle he had set up to give each participant anal electric jolts based on some great new JavaScript randomizer he cobbled together.

It hasn't been disproved yet, so I won't retract. In fact, I haven't even said anything, so there's nothing to retract to begin with.

Posted by: Mick McMick at October 13, 2009 10:04 PM (7sytW)

391 There will be no retraction. The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false

Wow, he has the nerve to say this after the whole TANG memo stuff?

Fake, but accurate indeed.

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 13, 2009 10:04 PM (TRhxC)

392 The true story of the fake limbaugh quote:

You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray Quotation attributed to Rush Limbaugh is a damnablelie

http://tinyurl.com/nbsd22

Great job of sluething.

Posted by: N. O'Brain at October 13, 2009 10:05 PM (RbtXl)

393 The guy is dangerously wacko to himself and anyone close to him.


Posted by: ray at October 13, 2009 10:02 PM (orbdz)

that includes young male goats.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 13, 2009 10:05 PM (erIg9)

394 I stopped commenting on LGF when he started banning commenters for commenting on blogs he had shunned. I stopped reading LGF when he complained that Sarah Palin's hiring a writer who had worked with R.S. McCain made them all racists. So now he goes for "fake but accurate" and I'm not there to see it. I hope the only people who read his site now are lawyers looking to sue for libel.

Posted by: zmdavid at October 13, 2009 10:08 PM (LygEt)

395 I love the fact that does'nt care "what that jackass(ace) says", when we all know he is probably here right now reading every comment and refreshing his browser like a lunatic. Who the fuck does he think will read his site once he's banned all the regulars? Pretty soon it'll be Charles, his 4 or 5 ass sucking sycophants, and his trusty Kindle full of books on global warming . Oh, and his shitty Kings X and XTC videos. VLAAMS BELAANG!!

Posted by: The Drizzle at October 13, 2009 10:08 PM (PEr+c)

396 Wonder if I have been banned in <i>absencia</i> for mentioning that I took him out of my Google Reader?

Let. Me. See...

Nope, not banned.

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 13, 2009 10:09 PM (NRnxk)

397 Whatever LGF was, it ceased being of interest to me once (1) it appeared President Bush had neutered Al Qaeda and (2) the threads there go too long to be manageable.

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 13, 2009 10:10 PM (NRnxk)

398 YRM-Unfortunately the Glorious RINO Mike Castle is running to fill Biden's old seat, and it's highly unlikely that there will be a viable conservative candidate that could beat him in the primary (Christine O'Donnell is awesome, and I'll probably do campaign work for her, but she won't win; the Republican Party is too New Castle County-centric, like the rest of the state). And unfortunately again, a lot of liberals from PA and Jersey are moving into Sussex and Kent Counties and dilluting the otherwise conservative voting patterns. And the newcomers are wondering why their new home is becoming like where they came from.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 13, 2009 10:11 PM (I9Jek)

399 THE 9th COMMANDMENTThou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 13, 2009 10:14 PM (cMo6P)

400 258
FOX...the very network Colmes works for.
Used to work for. Key word: Liberal.
Posted by: katya at October 13, 2009 08:39 PM (snZLE)
*********************
I call bullshit. Chris Wallace is a lib, so are Shep, Geraldo and Greta.
And you, Katya? You're a frackin trollovna.

Posted by: effinayright at October 13, 2009 10:16 PM (k6cRx)

401 but it has not been proven false.
That is an asshole argument.

Posted by: drjohn at October 13, 2009 10:17 PM (HXRkG)

402 WOW! Just Wow!


That's the same line that got me teh ban..

Posted by: Digger12291970 at October 13, 2009 10:17 PM (sqi+F)

403 It's just bizarre that CJ would try and pretend this is true. Especially after it supposed happened only a year after he raped and killed that girl in 1990.

Kidding, kidding, yet, of course, it's kinda hard to prove otherwise.

Posted by: basic, before visual at October 13, 2009 10:18 PM (SL3qo)

404 THE 9th COMMANDMENTThou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

Creationist! Banned!

Posted by: Charles Johnson, Fossil Blogger at October 13, 2009 10:19 PM (V+gxN)

405
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 13, 2009 10:11 PM (I9Jek)
yeah that's why i worry for some red states and moderate counties in blue states that we could grab. people are moving from the bluest states that have been left to ruin (IL, NJ, RI, CT, MA, such) and coming to states like VA, NC, IN, such and helping them go narrowly blue. it's starting to happen down here in FL too and only moderate reps win down here (except for McCain hehe) you'd think after watching dems destroy their home states they wouldn't vote for them in another state. so that state could get screwed up. i've also seen signs of this in the data i study of CA residents taking their liberal ways over to CO, NM, NV. if the GOP doesn't do something about this i'm concerned we could start losing states like ND, SD, GE, MT, such. they treated VA CO like they had it and 4 years later look what happened. they need to defend the home turf. it's disturbing to me that the 2 presidential elections Bush won (both which he was favored to win) were as close as they were. even if gore got FL or kerry got OH bush still wins a majority of the states and the map looks reder. but dems control the big states so much that they lock up the big ones like PA or NY, the GOP needs to focus on the electoral college a little more.

Posted by: YRM at October 13, 2009 10:21 PM (xNw7B)

406 The elegant and balanced Dianna has departed LGF. In all seriousness, can Mandy Manners be far behind?

Posted by: arhooley at October 13, 2009 10:24 PM (bd8Ed)

407 311 We joke about Charles but he does have a real past. He and his wife recently divorced and there is purported domestic violence involved.
That explains everything!!! He's a Battered Spouse!
(actually, Battered Spouse is a recipe in the "Cannibal Cookbook", appearing just before Crispy Critters)

Posted by: effinayright at October 13, 2009 10:25 PM (k6cRx)

408
Posted by: The Drizzle at October 13, 2009 10:08 PM (PEr+c)
your using my alias there!

Posted by: Master Shake at October 13, 2009 10:25 PM (xNw7B)

409 Fuck CJ - during his initial flame on Vlaams Belang he accused Michelle Malkin of being a white supremest. [ and down the memory hole that went... ]

Posted by: Druid at October 13, 2009 10:26 PM (Gct7d)

410 Fuck you! Fuck you!

Posted by: Mandt got no Manners at October 13, 2009 10:26 PM (7FgWm)

411 Someone on the internet, or off of it, told me that Charles Johnson kneels every day before a crucifix and recites the Creed.

/Well, I'm sure *someone* named Charles Johnson does. And that's enough proof for me!

Posted by: Sonetka at October 13, 2009 10:27 PM (sv8Zu)

412
CJ has been afflicted with the "Michael Moore" syndrome.


Posted by: Mr. Peabody at October 13, 2009 10:28 PM (gxVc6)

413 When do you think he'll change his name to Ochocinco, like Chad did?

Posted by: zmdavid at October 13, 2009 10:29 PM (LygEt)

414 Now isn't this rich? On LGF main page going after Hotair for comments on their site. If they're comments about Charles they're libelous but if makes them about Rush they have to be proven to be false.
Is Charles really this stupid? That's a rhetorical question.....
"But what else did he expect? Its interesting that he feels one or two libelous comments about child molestation arent enough to get banned."

Posted by: Whippet at October 13, 2009 10:32 PM (9IjK0)

415 You had better be careful or you will be banned from LGF like I was.

Posted by: Inspectorudy at October 13, 2009 10:34 PM (Vo1wX)

416 I have rarely visited LGF since the fake war pictures from Lebanon exposure. Shortly after that the site got weird. Did he forget to wear his bike helmet one day?
Here is a list of 308 other possible causes of dementia: http://tinyurl.com/yjot3p3

Since I do not believe he actually has had sex with another human, I think we can rule out the STD related dementias. The lack of a bike helmet would have left a mark so I would first look for prion related problem. Can one get Mad Cow Disease from having sex with a cow? Just kidding. You need to eat the cow after having sex with it to get mad cow disease.

Posted by: snookered at October 13, 2009 10:34 PM (h3PdB)

417 Now isn't this rich? On LGF main page going after Hotair for comments on their site.

Well, it'll be interesting to see how Hot Air responds given how spineless they were over the Wookie/Klingon stuff.

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2009 10:36 PM (sey23)

418 What a fucking tragedy. When the guy who did more than anyone in the blogosphere to destroy the credibility of the Bill Burkett memos starts using fake but accurate as a defence, then the wheels have come off. This is florid cognitive dissonance. It's like the same Andromeda Strain of 'on-the-one-hand-this, on-the-other-hand-that' that permanently enfeebled Andrew Sullivan's intellect. You have to wonder how strongly held was a Weltanschauung so casually uprooted. Truly sad.

Posted by: David Gillies at October 13, 2009 10:36 PM (g4zXx)

419 The fruitcake considers the act of disagreeing with him an insult and a banning offense.

Posted by: moi at October 13, 2009 10:37 PM (cjdPW)

420 Seriously though, does Sharmuta have a nice rack?

Posted by: ishhykabibble at October 13, 2009 10:38 PM (glj4m)

421 Here you go morons. Max Blumenthal, a guy you should know because he's a Progressive hit man for the nutroots, has used the phony Limbaugh quote about James Earl Ray for a post at the Daily Beast.

http://is.gd/4itZ6

You can email the Daily Beast editors at editorial@thedailybeast.com.

Posted by: WTFCI at October 13, 2009 10:38 PM (cuvqw)

422 And I've got the biggest tits that are Charles's fans. Not like that Irish ironing board. I've always served you best, Charles.

Posted by: sharmuta's hootahs at October 13, 2009 07:44 PM (2qU2d)

Unless, they're man boobs, Charles is not interested.

Posted by: moi at October 13, 2009 10:39 PM (cjdPW)

423 Wow. Lotsa comments. Anyway, to be fair let's stipulate that no one can capture the noble essence of a beach fence like Chas. can.

Posted by: Bobby Ahr at October 13, 2009 10:41 PM (KbUu/)

424 He calls Geller a shrieking harppy and gets angry when she responds with a photoshop of his mug to look like obama. What a hypocrite.

Posted by: moi at October 13, 2009 10:41 PM (cjdPW)

425 ""But what else did he expect? It�s interesting that he feels one or two
libelous comments about child molestation aren�t enough to get banned."

He is setting up his, well people said libelous things about me defense/justification. This is not going to end well for him. You can get away with this stuff only when people don't fight back. Rush sounds ready for war. This is going to popcorn worthy to watch this all play out.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 10:44 PM (HAdov)

426 435
Seriously though, does Sharmuta have a nice rack?





No. She actually is quite thin and gaunt, kind of like Margaret Hamilton.

Posted by: I know minnesota at October 13, 2009 10:44 PM (Ue9UN)

427 The ultimate "CJ is a birther" link.

Enjoy!

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 13, 2009 10:44 PM (ZXnUe)

428 When all is said and done, I hope Congress revokes the NFL's anti-trust exemption.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 13, 2009 10:45 PM (HAdov)

429
Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2009 10:36 PM (sey23)
a blog run by LOLPundit nerdy, squishy ED spineless? no way dude/sarc

Posted by: YRM at October 13, 2009 10:46 PM (xNw7B)

430 Okay, we'll have to decide: when Mandy Manners defects and comes running here for comfort, are we going to be gentle?

Posted by: arhooley at October 13, 2009 10:47 PM (bd8Ed)

431 The idiot was whining that HotAir had not posted anything about the GOP website even though they posted hours before LGF did. Someone pointed it out to him and he banned them.

Posted by: moi at October 13, 2009 10:47 PM (cjdPW)

432 441
No. She actually is quite thin and gaunt, kind of like Margaret Hamilton.


Bummer. You can never have enough good racks lying around.

Posted by: ishhykabibble at October 13, 2009 10:49 PM (glj4m)

433 Posted by: snookered at October 13, 2009 10:34 PM (h3PdB)
Wow, nice work! I'll take Aceruloplasminemia: A rare, recessively inherited neurodegenerative disorder characterized by a lack of ceruloplasmin in the blood. The lack of ceruloplasmin results in abnormal iron use in the body and leads to iron deposits in various body tissues such as the brain, pancreas and liver. The iron overload results a neurodegeneration (ataxia, dementia and extrapyramidal disorders) and diabetes. Patients with only a partial absence of ceruloplasmin are often asymptomatic. I'll also take all the alcohol-relateld ones.

Posted by: arhooley at October 13, 2009 10:51 PM (bd8Ed)

434 Thanks to N. I'll keep the rest of his name secret in case he still
posts over at the Little Gulag Funhouse and doesn't want to be banned.

You know Chuckles, Mandy, Sharmuta, and Kilgore will be pulling an all nighter going over IP's to see who leaked to Ace.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2009 10:51 PM (0Lv+U)

435 Okay, we'll have to decide: when Mandy Manners defects and comes running here for comfort, are we going to be gentle?

Nah, she'll go down with that sinking scow.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 13, 2009 10:51 PM (554T5)

436 25
Sure would be fun if Limbaugh's lawyers contacted Mad King Chuckles and
left him in the fetal position, crying and slobbering on himself.

In other words, finding him in his usual state of being

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2009 10:53 PM (0Lv+U)

437 Can one get Mad Cow Disease from having sex with a cow? Just kidding. You need to eat the cow after having sex with it to get mad cow disease.
Or, you can get essentially the same prion-induced disease by eating an infected fellow human. cf "The Cannibal Cookbook" reference in #422 above.
JEEBUS, I knew I was onto something!

Posted by: effinayright at October 13, 2009 10:54 PM (k6cRx)

438 451
Okay, we'll have to decide: when Mandy Manners defects and comes running here for comfort, are we going to be gentle?

Isn't there a thought that Manatee No-Manners is one of CJ's many sock puppets?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 13, 2009 10:56 PM (otlXg)

439 I wonder, did Charles get the customary 30 pieces of silver for his betrayal, or was he cheaper?

I'm guessing cheaper.

Posted by: gantww at October 13, 2009 10:59 PM (owYug)

440 All that's left is to bring on Dan Rather as co-blogger and his conversion to the dark side will be complete.

Posted by: Jim Rose at October 13, 2009 11:00 PM (Vy35n)

441 What makes you losers thinkI want to post here?
Fuck you!

Posted by: Mandy got no Manners at October 13, 2009 11:02 PM (7FgWm)

442 I read on the intertubes that CJ was really Roman Polanski, in drag, so it must be true?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 13, 2009 11:03 PM (BDH94)

443 It should be "proved" false, not "proven."

Also, in the case of logical implication, any statement that involves a false premise is true. Because the statement: "Rush Limbaugh is a racist" is false, any conclusion that one draws from this is true and so it can never be proved wrong.

Finally, my guess is that all the commentators at LGF that have survived Charles' recent purges are really CJ sock-puppets. CJ is like Rupert Pupkin putting on a show by and for himself.

Posted by: Chlorian Theoreticus at October 13, 2009 11:14 PM (2fjcW)

444 Mandy's no longer in the inner circle; try Ice Weasel, maybe Floral Giraffe. (Although, you're right to omit Irish Rose; I don't think she's long for the place either.)

Posted by: Zimriel at October 13, 2009 11:36 PM (+iNkO)

445 Thanks to N. I'll keep the rest of his name secret in case he still posts over at the Little Gulag Funhouse and doesn't want to be banned.You know Chuckles, Mandy, Sharmuta, and Kilgore will be pulling an all nighter going over IP's to see who leaked to Ace.______________________________
He'll probably just ban everyone whose nic begins with "N."

Posted by: Donna V. at October 13, 2009 11:43 PM (8Wdvz)

446 From the LGF Wikipedia page

The name "Little Green Footballs" has not been explained by Charles Johnson. The most he has said about it is:

I am at liberty to reveal that it has something to do with an incident in my youth that happened in Japan

I read on the intertubes that Charles was forced by locals in Japan to do something perverted with a football in revenge for calling them sneaky little n*ps. Prove it wrong!

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2009 11:44 PM (0Lv+U)

447 Kilgore TrouserTrout couldn't comment. He was too busy swallowing his Little Green pay.

A herd of mediocre sycophants in an imaginary world where they take turns puffing on each others ego nozzles.

LGF is its own MMORPG.


Posted by: sifty at October 13, 2009 11:45 PM (XqakI)

448 I wasn't just banned from LGF (a site I had only posted coments on a few times over the years -- I'd registered there around Rathergate but only posted maybe 20 comments total). No, I wasn't just banned. I was blocked from even VIEWING his site without the use of proxies! LOL!
What did I do to get tha reaction out of him? Not really anything that I can figure out, as I only stpped by his web site maybe once a month. Okay, I didn't agree that the Tea Partiers were a bunch of violent Nazis. Charles instantly down-dinged me, and I dared t post a follow-up comment where I expanded upon my disagreement that the Tea Parties are notfairly described as abunch of violent Nazis. This got my comment deleted within minutes, and my account deleted as well. Then, as far as I can tell, he must've been concerned that I was doing searches through his archives to back up one of the points in my comment (that one could use his methods to demonize him just as easily as he tries to demonize others). It turns out that Charles obsessively monitors searches on his site, and he'll block you from viewing his site without a proxy if he notices you going back through his archives.
He really is a mentally sick blogger. And what is astounding is how intolerant and hateful he is of anyone who has even a slightly different opinion than his own. I remember high Hewitt once saying of Andrew Sullivan that Andrew Sullivan is a hater and you can never trust a hater. I think that is even more true of Charles Johnson. He is a very hateful person and that's why it turns out he is capable of any smear, libel, and lie.
BTW, the thing that first brought LGF to my attention was Rathergate. And his visual demonstration of how the CBS documents were fakes WAS helpful in that story. But everyone should remember this: He wasn't the one who discovered that those documents were fake, even though he tries to take all the credit for it. The person who actually first sent out the alert that they were fake was someone on the Free Republic, a site Charles Johnson was reading at the time but today calls a fever swamp of Neo-Nazis.

Posted by: franticflintstone at October 13, 2009 11:45 PM (VGbp5)

449 Typo correction: "high Hewitt" = Hugh Hewitt in my above comment.

Posted by: franticflintstone at October 13, 2009 11:48 PM (VGbp5)

450 Is medaura the Albanian Nazi still in the inner circle?
LGF started going downhill when she showed up.

Posted by: Rhinestone Suderman at October 13, 2009 11:52 PM (TafJB)

451 CJ just posted some dork playing the piano.
There are four comments....2 of them are from sharmuta:

1. Wonderful!
2. This was perfect.

Is she really that much of a suck up? I don't remember her being that way when I was on there.

Posted by: christie at October 13, 2009 11:55 PM (xeVap)

452 Sharmuta just banned me!

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Credibility at October 13, 2009 11:56 PM (c0AUa)

453 Just for funzies, I still have the Cahrsel Jhonsno Photo Contest

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2009 11:57 PM (0Lv+U)

454 Fap fap fap fap fap . . .

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Mad Skilz at October 13, 2009 11:59 PM (c0AUa)

455 439
He calls Geller a shrieking harppy and gets angry when she responds
with a photoshop of his mug to look like obama. What a hypocrite.

She is a shrieking drama queen. But she posts cleavage shots of her rather nice rack whereas Cahrsel posts closeups of bicycle parts.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2009 12:07 AM (0Lv+U)

456 Is she really that much of a suck up? I don't remember her being that way when I was on there.

Oh gawd yes. But the ass licking became even more pronounced as his instability grew. It's like a mortal fear of losing the only interaction she has with the outside world. Granted, I don't know that for sure, but it seems like she's posting there 24x7x365 and has been for a long time under several aliases. It's really rather sad, in a way.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 14, 2009 12:07 AM (554T5)

457 Hey soap
Mandy used to be the queen bee over there. what happened?

Posted by: christie at October 14, 2009 12:09 AM (xeVap)

458 Why does no one think to mention that Rush's producer/engineer, James Golden, aka "Bo Snerdley," is black?

He's been with Rush for years and years. If Rush were a racist, why would Golden stay with him? If he's good enough to produce Rush, he's good enough to produce anywhere.

But we all know the answer: Rush is a conservative and is therefore a racist. Wouldn't matter what he said, he'd still be guilty.

Posted by: dicentra at October 14, 2009 12:09 AM (AIGFR)

459
Is she really that much of a suck up? I don't remember her being that way when I was on there.


Before i got banned, i noticed that all of Chuckles comments had at least one "up ding". So i started to look at who was giving that one up ding to all of his comments and it was.......wait for it.........Sharmuta.

Posted by: koopy at October 14, 2009 12:12 AM (GJfTu)

460 Did somebody mention me? Because my nipples just tingled. And hey, if you had a pair like me, nobody would mind a little drama now and then, OK? Unless you're gay.

Posted by: Pamela Geller's Awesome Rack at October 14, 2009 12:13 AM (c0AUa)

461 17 What happens after you've already jumped the shark, but need to descend even further into self-imposed irrelevance? Is there another animal or object that is "jumped," or is there another phrase entirely?

He's jumped The Fonz.

Posted by: DPR VIII at October 14, 2009 12:17 AM (PKqze)

462 Do you think Johnson actually stepped away from his Obama glory hole to make that post, or do you think he has his setup at the glory hole? Can he multi-task like that?

Posted by: tdpwells at October 14, 2009 12:17 AM (Ei3oZ)

463 Hopefully Rush will take on CJ too as libel is libel.

Posted by: CLN at October 14, 2009 12:23 AM (Kz/FL)

464 I checked LGF earlier and Charles was telling his commenters that "If you want something to do, go over to Hot Air and defend LGF..". Can you imagine Ace, or any grown man, telling people to fly forth and defend his blog-maidenhead. Some pantload fucking asked permission to "..cross blog post so he could go to Hotair and kick some tail." The level of comedy in the comments is a thing to behold. "Good work, Charles!" "Excellent, Charles!" "You tell them, Charles!" "Flounce him, Charles!" "Tounge my butthole, Charles!" "Stick your Kindle into my butt, Charles!" One of the original anti-jihadi pioneers reduced to protecting his blog honor, like a fat 3rd grader trying to defend his snow fort from attack by middle school bullies. Go get 'em, Charles!

Posted by: The Drizzle at October 14, 2009 12:24 AM (PEr+c)

465 got a great laugh out of this post on LGF:

At this point, I'd probably say, "I'm not surprised anymore," but redundancy sets in after awhile. Are there any level-headed righties out there?
Other than Charles?

Posted by: christie at October 14, 2009 12:25 AM (xeVap)

466

Ohdearghawd. Reality has jumped the shark.


Posted by: Faye Kinnit at October 14, 2009 12:25 AM (l1oyw)

467 CJ used to brag about how his "open registration" netted oodles of new Liztards. He had one the other day and received a whopping . . . 40.

Look at the comments on his posts. They used to hit 1,000 for every post. Now? Tumbleweeds by comparison. And his tip jar link is on every single post.

He knows his revenue is down, as are his comments, yet he is still living in denial. Chuckles, no one cares about LGF anymore. Best to acknowledge that fact and do what you do best: check your ponytail for lice.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2009 12:26 AM (AuodO)

468 Hey Wyatt, how ya doing?
CJ is a joke anymore. Everyone is so afraid of saying something and getting banned.

Posted by: christie at October 14, 2009 12:29 AM (xeVap)

469 334
I overheard Charles Johnson at a bar saying: "I'll blow a German Shepard for $100".

I read something somewhere from someone else who was there that night. He remembers the dog's owner told Charles, "No, I'd feel guilty charging you that much. Just give me fifty, and don't bite his balls."

Posted by: stuiec at October 14, 2009 12:29 AM (ohnkX)

470 Charles and Sharmuta need their computer linked together in the same room, so that as soon as he posts yet another gay Dream Theater video, she can immediately upding it without any latentcy. Walter P. Newton and Iceweasel can stroke each other off erotically in the background while softly whispering "Good job, Charles!" ,andKillgore Trout shouts racial epithets at them.

Posted by: The Drizzle at October 14, 2009 12:30 AM (PEr+c)

471 Yes, Rush's producer is black. As are some of his guests hosts.
Many millions of people listen to Rush every day. If he were spewng racism on his show, we'd all know it. I'm only able to catch Rush in small doses, but I've been catching him in small doses since around 1991. I've never heard any racism from him.
Charles Johnson is so wacko he has deleted all links to Pajamas Media (a site he helped create) under they claim that Pajamas Media is down with white supremacy. Most of what is going on with Charles Johnson is just personal beefs. He seems to think that any time he has a personal beef with someone he can use his blog to smear them as Neo-Nazi racists. Charles Johnson thought the internet would make him famous, but now it turns out he's headed towards the dustbin of blogosphere history. So he's lashing out as he goes down the tubes. But the dustbin of internet history is where he's going. Also, no one listens to your jazz recordings, asshole. They're headed to the dustbin too.

Posted by: franticflintstone at October 14, 2009 12:30 AM (VGbp5)

472 What I like about the Rush situation is he famously has tapes of all of his shows.

He quite frequently goes back years to pull up cuts where he accurately predicted something stupid the left was going to do.

He fairly obviously has the money to get an Independent audit of those tapes to prove that the quotes were never uttered.

You then have proof of the lies, next up is intent and that is where they could easily trip and fall in contract law.

Posted by: Old Dog at October 14, 2009 12:31 AM (CRC5/)

473
It's just a matter of time when he turns on the joos.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 14, 2009 12:35 AM (fUNEl)

474 Hey Christie! Good to see ya. LGF is quickly becoming the new Daily Kos, without the entertainment.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2009 12:36 AM (AuodO)

475 Yeah Wyatt, I was shocked being over there today. Bunch of crazies over there.

Here is apost over there that made me laugh:
At this point, I'd probably say, "I'm not surprised anymore," but redundancy sets in after awhile. Are there any level-headed righties out there?
Other than Charles?

Posted by: christie at October 14, 2009 12:38 AM (xeVap)

476 What's sad is that none of us who have followed LGF think Charles is stupid. We know he's pretty smart.

No, he didn't actually unravel the Rather memos... he took credit for some freeper's excellent .gif proving the story false, but Charles is a smart guy.

So... Charles knows that he's looking really silly lately. He knows his blog is Obama defense, generally ridiculous, and making overly hostile and logically awful arguments just about 100% of the time.

He knows that this is boring. And he knows that banning even mild disagreement (such as clicking the thumb down icon) is even more boring.

And he knows this is costing him a lot of money by reducing the number of views of ads on his site.

So what's up? Charles was able to disagree with the 'right' all the time in a way that was funny and intelligent and persuasive... right up until the Obama administration took over. Why can't he do that now? He knows his arguments are laughed at, not respected by the left or right, and cost him money.

There's some other force at work, pulling at these elements like an invisible black hole. We can tell it's there, but we can't see it. Is LGF up to some undercover expose of liberal payoffs? Far fetched as hell, that is. Has he simply been paid off by the left, and is cashing his checks with the minimal effort his blog now exhibits? Well, that's not so unlikely. Kos, Atrios, and many other big blog names have taken money. Soros is much richer today than ever, thanks to the Dollar imploding, and he likes to fund huge internet efforts such as factcheck, mediamatters, moveon, the annennberg's awesome site (it really is helpful sometimes). The money is there. The motive is there. And the effect is obvious.

I think it's reasonable to assume LGF has been paid to change their views. It doesn't appear super impressive or persuasive, but is Mediamatters or Moveon changing minds? No... those sites start huge fights. Persuading takes time and is a losing proposition for astroturfers.

I hope Charles Johnson realizes that the USA is in trouble these days, and he's not helping. He's not the only blogger that got screwed by Pajamas Media cutting their ad program. There are bigger things than the dollar, and I thought most major bloggers, on both sides, were well aware of that.

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at October 14, 2009 12:41 AM (3Okxb)

477 #488 You would think no one would make up fake quotes by Rush because he is followed so closely. Media Matters was basically created to destroy him. They record every word he says. It is inconceivable that they would have missed these.

Posted by: zmdavid at October 14, 2009 12:43 AM (LygEt)

478 Serious question:

Charles Johnson has clearly gone off his rocker. But what do you think caused it? Just living in California and being surrounded by leftists? Does the Left have something on him? Did he suffer a stroke? Did he hit his head? Is this all just trolling?

I just don't get it. He's not exactly a genius, but he's just not this stupid. No one is. He's just being dishonest and intentionally spreading false propaganda. Why?

Posted by: Reggie at October 14, 2009 12:44 AM (b2XFg)

479 Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2009 12:26 AM (AuodO)

For a while, he stopped saying how many new lizards were hatched. People on other blogs noticed. So I guess he started announcing again; it is pathetic.

When he's reduced to putting up the google bombing ads on the left, you know he's hitting the bottom of the revenue barrel.

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 14, 2009 12:46 AM (ZXnUe)

480 Hey soap
Mandy used to be the queen bee over there. what happened?
Sorry, but I really couldn't tell you. I gave up on the place after the election. The Obama worship began in earnest then, and it disgusted me. Sort of the last straw on top of all the other weirdness CJ was perpetrating.


Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 14, 2009 12:48 AM (554T5)

481 Reggie at October 14, 2009 12:44 AM (b2XFg)

I think he wants to be David Brock. Conservative apostate turned left wing hack. But makes money at it. CJ is clearly hurting for revenue on the site. As are lots of blogs. But I think he's flailing about and not sure how to handle it.

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 14, 2009 12:48 AM (ZXnUe)

482 Maybe he's hoping to land a show on MSNBC, where he can denounce all his former allies on the right (like David Brock did), and play shitty sax music (like Huckleberry does with the guitar on Fox News) to sell some of his horrible jazz CDs?

Posted by: Reggie at October 14, 2009 12:50 AM (b2XFg)

483 497 + 498 = HIVEMIND

Posted by: Reggie at October 14, 2009 12:51 AM (b2XFg)

484 Chas' will be mailing out Kool-Aid packets to his cult followers soon enough.
He gets crazier by the day.
BTW, he's still corrupting PC's, so be careful when visiting, and don't click on anything.

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 14, 2009 12:54 AM (UaSIe)

485 Charles Johnson: idiotarian or idiot?

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 14, 2009 12:54 AM (LDQCY)

486 329

They beat you to it, Donna V.

Posted by: stuiec at October 14, 2009 12:56 AM (ohnkX)

487 Chas sez that BHO absolutely moved to the center.
The center of Cloward-Pivens, the Socailist Party,..?

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 14, 2009 12:57 AM (UaSIe)

488 I would call it an almost complete personality transformation. Early on, when the craziness started I suspected that he had taken some kind of hiatus and left the blog to an anonymous ghost blogger. That's how seemingly abrupt the change for the worse was. I guess it's neither here nor there, at this point. As others have noted, his blog is virtually on life support. It's just a matter of time before the patient expires.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 14, 2009 12:58 AM (554T5)

489 Reggie:

It's a serious question indeed. These answers may sound cliche, but:

-- Drugs. Performance-enhancing, recreational, even therapeutic with heavy side effects. His rhetoric and style have changed dramatically. A commenter can make a modest suggestion like "Some say it wasn't so much the speech itself as the creepy, Obama-centric lesson plans the DOE posted" only to have Charles respond, "THE HORRORS!" Time was when that would have been a sober answer, not capslock sarcastic hyperbole. Something's going on.

-- Genetics. Some people just get sick.

-- Cherchez la femme.

-- Some old, deep injury from someone on the Right that's now festering and causing him to lash out in a vengeful fury.

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2009 12:58 AM (bd8Ed)

490 Guys, I have to tell you, I am literally a little bit frightened about where we are at as a country right now.

The mass media is completely controlled by leftists who worship 0bama, except for Fox News and talk radio.

Fox News is being demonized by the 0bama administration.

The king of conservative talk radio is being smeared with manufactured racist quotes.

And CNN and MSNBC is playing right along with the lies and the smears. And there is no penalty to be paid whatsoever.

We are, in my estimation, maybe four years away from being Venezuela. The average drones don't even realize what's going on. Probably 70% of the public now hates Rush because he's a "racist" according to "credible sources."

If we don't regain the House in 2010, I think it's all over. 0bama will be re-elected in 2012, and then he won't ever leave. There is already legislation being proposed that would allow him to run for a third term.

I mean, where could we conservatives even go to flee this dystopian nightmare? New Zealand? Australia? Canada? Iceland?


Posted by: Reggie at October 14, 2009 12:58 AM (b2XFg)

491 Charles has always had some lefty ideas. But he always had a streak of common sense and decency. Until recently, when his attempt to be hard core liberal has been transparently dishonest. He's not pretending very well.

I think he's following a contract of some kind, but either deliberately being unconvincing (except to true idiots) or he's deliberately trying to outrage the right. I mean... posting the N Word on Hotair? How is that going to convince anyone of anything? Imagine if Stacey Mccain did that.

How I wish Charles would come out and explain the details of any pay for viewpoint changes program. But all I know at this point is that his site is trusted by almost no one. he's a punchline. If he tried to break a story, which he won't anyway, no one would buy it unless another blog verified it. He's got zero reputation.

Isn't that amazing? A year ago, everyone took him seriously.

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at October 14, 2009 01:01 AM (3Okxb)

492 A year ago, everyone took him seriously.

Really? I've always found his blog to be entirely unremarkable. He never had insight into anything. It'd be 1-2 sentences with a quote from a story. I can't remember the last thing I got there that was informative. And on top of that, the site loads so damn slow, I just wasn't worth visiting.

Ironically, I visit it more often now, just to see how far into the meltdown process he is.

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 14, 2009 01:05 AM (ZXnUe)

493
Posted by: Reggie at October 14, 2009 12:58 AM (b2XFg)
Reggie,I know what you mean, especially after reading Charles Krauthammer's latest, BUT --as Winston Churchill said . . .NEVER GIVE UP.No offense to Australia, New Zealand, or the moon, but FUCK those places. There's plenty of fight left in us. So help me if it comes to a civil war, I'll fight. I'm scared, too, but we are not bereft of leaders or conscientious Americans. Someone will jump on that tank before Obama has his endgame.

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2009 01:10 AM (bd8Ed)

494 508 - That may be the point of this entire enterprise.

Perhaps his traffic numbers were falling fast, post-election, and he needed a cheap and easy way to give it a goose. So he started picking fights with conservatives, getting the traffic spikes from that, and then adding long-term leftist readers to replace the banned conservatives.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Reggie at October 14, 2009 01:12 AM (b2XFg)

495 LGF's Alexa numbers:

http://tinyurl.com/dbe7pt

I may be correct. His traffic collapsed in late 2008-early 2009. Then he became a fever swamp leftist, and his numbers went up somewhat.

I think this may all be about traffic. He's purging conservative commenters slowly and replacing them with leftist drones.

Posted by: Reggie at October 14, 2009 01:15 AM (b2XFg)

496 Guys, I have to tell you, I am literally a little bit frightened about where we are at as a country right now.

Join the club. I knew in my heart that when Teh One was anointed that we were in for a rough ride, but the breakneck pace at which he seems to be attempting to dismantle the republic has been a bit of a shock. It's as if he and his statist partners in crime in the House and Senate have a distinct timetable to which they must adhere for the destruction to be effective and complete. The scariest part is that so very many so-called American citizens appear to approve of this coup d'etat. There can be no doubt that we are in for a wild and often heartbreaking ride. I do not fear for myself, but my heart aches for the young people in my family and in my life that are near and dear to me. They are faced with a challenge unlike any other in this country since the Civil War, as the threat to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness once again comes from within. I pray that God provides them with the courage and wisdom to prevail.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 14, 2009 01:16 AM (554T5)

497 "Charles has always had some lefty ideas. But he always had a streak of common sense and decency."
It's not true at all that he's always had a streak of common sense and decency! This is a guy who viciously attacked Ann Althouse in 2005 just because she didn't think Pajamas Media was all that. Like i said, Charles has always been a hater who couldn't be trusted to have any ethics as a blogger. For example, when PowerLine removed him from their blogroll because Charles' political interests went in a different direction, Charles respinded by saying, while he had hoped they'd come to their senses, he'd noticed for awhile that PowerLine were down with a bunch of Euro-fascists blah blah blah. PowerLine had merely supported freedom of speech, not Euro-fascism. But because they took Charles off their blogroll, they are now Nazis! LOL! Don't you people see the truth? Charles Johnson is just a petty, pathetic little man who smears people as Nazis if they dare disagree with him. That's all there is to it.
In the thread at the top of his page right now, he's attacking Dennis Prager. Charles has been on the Dennis Prager show!
And Charles was happy to be on Powerline's blogroll. But the moment they removed him, they became supporters of this or that Euro-fascist group.
I have more respect for most of the leftoid blogs than I do for LGF. LGF is a LIBEL-BLOGGER. And it always was, even when it was on "our side".

Posted by: franticflintstone at October 14, 2009 01:17 AM (VGbp5)

498 lorien, well, you were just a trend setter... perhaps a little smarter than the rest.

but yes, LGF was a very influential blog. Huge rankings, very often quoted in the MSM, and able to influence the debate quite a bit.

I agree... it was more of an aggregate of other people's work than a source of real genius... but that's actually not the easiest way to run a blog. Charles was pretty compelling sometimes, including on social issues. I know he got carried away a bit on that, but now with this racism shtick, he's just ridiculous.

I think a lot of people are sincerely personally hurt by what they thought was a friend, albeit the impersonal internet type, that stabbed them in the back. I know Ace was respectful of LGF, even pretty recently, giving him some benefit of the doubt. now, I see LGF has extremely harsh and unfair things to say about this blog and many others. They actually went onto Hot Air and posted the N word... and Allahpundit and Charles always seemed to be friends to me.

I'm glad you weren't snookered, but a lot of people respected LGF. This change indeed cost a lot of influence in the world, and some amount of money too. There's a real explanation, other than Charles went crazy. The shift from news to attacking all Obama critics, and the shift from arguments to angry crazed rants that are transparently weak, was instant and not some natural thing.

It wouldn't take much money to pay off such a site. I bet, if you offered Ace $10,000 a month, he would be sorely tempted to let go of the website. If he wasn't honest, perhaps even tempted to let you post under his alias. Imagine you were a billionaire, and your main enemies were Rush, Fox News, and the right wing blogosphere. In order to protect your hugely profitable left wing corruption (say... if you were General Electric or George Soros), you start Media Matters to bash Rush, astroturf etc for FNC, and tried to peel off a couple of leading Right Wing blogs.

the kind of money it would take to do that isn't unrealistic at all. In fact, it would surprise me if no one has attempted this kind of thing. The only thing that might prevent it is fear of exposure. Perhaps Charles is in debt, and this is his way out.

I freely admit I'm speculating. But there's so much money involved in fooling the public... a lot of grass roots momentum is against them, and LGF was a major player that did not accidentally forget how to influence and blog.

Ever wonder why Ace has so much trouble finding sponsors because of cuss words, but far more profane places like KOS have no such problems? There's money to be made if you will join the government/pals of Obama machine.

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at October 14, 2009 01:22 AM (3Okxb)

499 Soap and Reggie, Others have died to get us here and we're not going to betray them by letting that hateful fuck and his harpy mate have their way with this great country. Have faith in the American people. We, not our "leaders" in Washington, are the ones who will keep this country what it is.

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2009 01:26 AM (bd8Ed)

500 Frantic, you're right that Charles has been a dick upon occasion for many years. Then again, so have many good bloggers. Even Ann Althouse and Ace have jumped the gun and been rude. I doubt anyone really cares (they shouldn't).

But things changed very suddenly on the LGF blog. The blog is now so ridiculous it comes across almost as a satire. You could have argues passionately against Charles a year ago. Now, you are banned for clicking the thumb down. Charles supported many of the ideas he specifically bashes now, and vice versa. He is completely and unbelievably without any criticism of Obama... this is the big red flag for me. It's obvious to left and right wing that criticism of the administration is what interests readers. That's also where the news is. Both sides would have to try very, very hard to not find anything to complain about with Obama, just as both sides found plenty to be irritated at Bush about. LGF has managed to have nothing to say disagreeing with Obama, and many items every day bashing anyone who criticizes Obama.

it's completely counter to what a successful blogger would know and want to do.

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at October 14, 2009 01:28 AM (3Okxb)

501 Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at October 14, 2009 01:22 AM (3Okxb)
I'm sticking with the mental illness theory. Amazing that looks flip -- sort of like "Guys, Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize!" -- but that's how things have gone down there.

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2009 01:31 AM (bd8Ed)

502 The idiot was whining that HotAir had not posted anything about the GOP website even though they posted hours before LGF did. Someone pointed it out to him and he banned them.
Posted by: moi
Epic idiocy. He's really sick.

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2009 01:37 AM (bd8Ed)

503 Well, we can all go to bed safe in the knowledge that CJ is still crazy. Heh.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 14, 2009 01:40 AM (554T5)

504 Well, arguing that Charles isn't crazy is something I just plain can 't succeed at, arhooley.

Perhaps that's all that happened. I don't know, though. It seems so sudden and timed very close the power shift. Charles isn't random... he's just made a 180 in key areas. Not just in opinion, but in standards. His old standby: 'comments can't be used against the blogger' has shifted to 'post fake comments and use them against the blogger'. It's hard to believe it's even the same person making these arguments.

So if he's crazy, it's not something minor. We're talking about a very unusual illness. I think a more likely explanation is that someone offered a relatively paltry sum to a blogger when online advertising softened considerably. In exchange, LGF now parrots the Obama talking point and attacks all Obama critics.

I've seen Charles attempt to convince people. He can be very dedicated to getting the facts right... to making sound arguments... to being intelligent and even fair. Those skills are not being used, and if they are just gone now, that's a real tragedy and I sincerely wish Charles gets some help.

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at October 14, 2009 01:43 AM (3Okxb)

505 Look at LGF's archives from September 10, 2001, back from there. Charles was a liberal jazz musician with a bike fascination. On September 11, 2001, he was mugged by reality.Starting in 2008, he went back to being a liberal jazz musician with a bike fascination and an obsession with the evils of people who don't share his view of the origin of the universe.I don't know what happened to wipe out 8 years of principle
Posted by: Palandine
I also got mugged by reality on 9/11. I cannot conceive of ever, EVER going back. Obama is my very nightmare as a domestic enemy. How Charles can defend it is beyond me.

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2009 01:46 AM (bd8Ed)

506 Headlines from the future:

2012 - President 0bama wins re-election over racist Republican Mongoloid Sarah Palin; Palin immediately imprisoned for hate crime of criticizing black public official

2013 - 22nd Amendment repealed by 2/3rds vote in both Houses of the Congress; all "Nay" voters sent to re-education camps for hate and racism

2014 - Republican Party disbanded; all party leaders imprisoned for hate, racism, and treason

2016 - Emperor 0bama re-elected with 99% of the vote in first election without the evil, racist secret ballot; ACORN to hunt down criminal 1% and apply street justice

2018 - Global Commander 0bama declares whites "a global plague" and signs edict for the sterilization of all white males; white women to be bred by "superior races"

2020 - We have always been at war with North Dakota

Posted by: FutureMan at October 14, 2009 01:47 AM (b2XFg)

507 Nobel Peace Prize Committee, the formerly sensible, balanced Charles is the reason I can't imagine he'd be bought with cash. Eh, well. Someday we'll know all.

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2009 01:49 AM (bd8Ed)

508 I'm still laughing that he bans people for any form of dissent. Even very polite 'excuse me sir, but you appear to have made an error'. It's like a Monty Python blogger. It's not a lot of power to ban people who disagree with you. Charles knows that. He used to take on debates and hold his own well enough.

Banning dissent so publicly is a very bad argument, and Charles has to realize it. What's he trying to do? He's destroyed his blog, and there was a week or two that it got him a lot of attention. Now what?

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at October 14, 2009 01:50 AM (3Okxb)

509 2020 - We have always been at war with North DakotaThen I'm moving to North Dakota!

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2009 01:51 AM (bd8Ed)

510 2021 - Glenn "Emmanuel Goldstein" Beck captured! Terrorist leader caught at cult compound in Utah, teaching sick belief in afterlife; last existing Bible found, destroyed in atomic blast

Posted by: FutureMan at October 14, 2009 01:56 AM (b2XFg)

511 2022 - Olympia Snowe still a Senator

Posted by: FutureMan at October 14, 2009 01:58 AM (b2XFg)

512 To the extent I still read threads over there, I'll scroll through looking for red minus signs or the green band that signals a Charles post. The downdinged posts have a chance of being reasoned and entertaining until the kommissar deletes them, Charles's comments are always good to make one's head shake in disbelief. All the other comments? Eh, variations on a theme of the majesty of Charles.

Posted by: Palandine at October 14, 2009 01:58 AM (+ho3C)

513 2023 - Government-owned General Motors tests first flying cars; all test pilots die in fiery crashes; Lord General 0bama blames "profit-hungry capitalist swine" for design flaws; all white men with triple-digit IQs over the age of 40 euthanized; Justin Timberlake still alive

Posted by: FutureMan at October 14, 2009 02:02 AM (b2XFg)

514 The phrase that describes becoming washed up and pathetic on a level exponentially worse than "Jumping the Shark" is "Milking Andi Sullivan." Or, it's "Fist-Fucking Yourself," I forget which. No matter. They both perfectly describe CJ.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 14, 2009 02:05 AM (e/6Zu)

515 #516 #517
OK, if (a) the telltale clue is thatCJ cannot bring himself to criticize Obama, and if (b) we think some sort of mental disorder is involved, then a hybrid of these two suggestions -- explaining CJ's paranoiac tendency to see racism everywhere -- is that CJ has some kind of sick racial obsession of his own, which he externalizes as accusations against others? Not as far-fetched as the bought-off-by-Soros theory, really.
Wild Card Round: What kind of porn do you think CJ surfs, and how much of it does he surf?

Posted by: Pamela Geller's Awesome Rack at October 14, 2009 02:06 AM (c0AUa)

516 Posted by: franticflintstone at October 14, 2009 01:17 AM (VGbp5)
Those guys at Powerline are the most frosty, restrained writers in the blogosophere. (Must have something to do with Minnesota.) When they announced they were cutting him from their blogroll in typical restrained fashion, Charles pronounced them "completely nuts" and wished them good riddance. Bad craziness, as the head lizard says!

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2009 02:07 AM (bd8Ed)

517 2024 - Czar 0bama and Czar Putin hold summit; entire population of Eastern Europe involuntarily transferred to Greenland Ice Sheet

Posted by: FutureMan at October 14, 2009 02:07 AM (b2XFg)

518 Pamela, I know you're right... it's kinda far fetched to claim he was paid off (not necessarily by soros... just someone).

I just find it fascinating. I'm not bothered in the least by the show, though. His adoring fans are particularly amusing. who has fun sucking a blog owner's dick online all day, anyway? It's just plain lame.

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at October 14, 2009 02:10 AM (3Okxb)

519 PGAR --Oh yeah. In fact the sick racial obsession may also be related to la femme or the long-buried injury. (I gave a couple of theories up there somewhere.)

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2009 02:11 AM (bd8Ed)

520 Futureman, keep 'em coming!

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2009 02:13 AM (bd8Ed)

521 This would be more interesting if I knew who Charles Johnson is.

Posted by: LAsue at October 14, 2009 02:15 AM (meRKW)

522 2025 - Secular humanists and Islamists wage civil war in EU; King 0bama nukes all European capitals, names Nairobi the new US capital city

Posted by: FutureMan at October 14, 2009 02:15 AM (b2XFg)

523 2026 - Red China invades US West Coast; 0bama The Wise offers peace treaty in which American Whites and Hispanics are made slaves and deported to Oregon in exchange for Elton John CD

Posted by: FutureMan at October 14, 2009 02:19 AM (b2XFg)

524 2027 - We have always been at war with Nunavut

Posted by: FutureMan at October 14, 2009 02:22 AM (b2XFg)

525 I'm sure, by then, he will have shifted back to the right. Hell, he'll probably be a white supremacist.

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at October 14, 2009 02:23 AM (3Okxb)

526 And finally:

2029 (JUST 20 YEARS FROM NOW) - Space Aliens invade defenseless United Global States of Marxism and Peace (UGSMP), exile leadership to Pluto, name Larry The Cable Guy President, economy immediately rebounds, standard of living returns to pre-2007 levels, Al Sharpton still angry

Posted by: FutureMan at October 14, 2009 02:27 AM (b2XFg)

527 I am sick of Saturday Night Live still taking shots at Rush's problem with "drugs".
It was anti-pain drugs. I take the same thing everyday. It allows me to function. It does not even take the pain away. It is not a "happy" pill. Jeez. I exercise 5 times a weak. Walking fast, lifting weights, doing muscle stretches, whatever. I figure that the SNL writers and comedians have taken ALLOT more drugs then Rush. Marijuana, cocaine, uppers, you name it. When are they gonna have a skit with Obama and his staff smoking joints at the conference table?

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at October 14, 2009 02:30 AM (Eom7x)

528 hous, Rush is worse than OJ and Roman Polanski for being addicted to drugs that were basically a side effect of a surgery he had.

It's amazing how awful the left was about that. It wasn't even hypocritical. The guy was hardly a coke snorting pothead. And he beat it.

these same people don't give a shit about the US President snorting cocaine. Lord knows what his old dealer could get from Obama today if he tried blackmail.

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at October 14, 2009 02:36 AM (3Okxb)

529 And George Sorros wants to be a world dictator. He should be in jail in France, England, the US, Japan, etc. His corruption shows with all the fraud and illegal financing he has done all over the world. The 007 movie evil men are characters. He is the real thing

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at October 14, 2009 02:40 AM (Eom7x)

530 544 Nobel Peace. In case lame people want to know, it is a prescription I have now from a car accident. I hate them things. They sometimes get stuck in my throat. But I have had to put with sissies complaining about knee pain in rehab.
And he did beat it.
But the left has no problem with rapists, child molesters, drug addicts, and murderers. As long as their left wingers! Case in point: Oprah was a fan of that "jim jones" guy who killed 2 people and nearly killed 14 more with his new "gas chamber"

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at October 14, 2009 02:52 AM (Eom7x)

531 I left around early February. I had noticed some changes in tone as easrly as Spetember of 2008 that I did not care for but yeah...it got more and more pathological over time. Iused to be one of the lizards in the sense that I enjoyed Forkum and Cox making fun of David Ikes idea that we are secretly ruled by shape changing reptillian aliens who came from the star Sirius in our pre history. It was cute. I liked hanging out and talking to the regulars and commenting on stories. I didn't care for the term idiotarian much since it seemed to be an all purpose word for bad. I liked the term moonbat and Fisking and such. It was cool. For a while. It got weird but it was still okay. I could skip all the Vlams Bellang stuff (which sounded kind of questionable).
Then we had the election. People were mad and scared and wondering what would happen now. Charles was telling them to shut up and that they were nuts and he had people jumping in. People were getting banned for what seemed like fairly reasonable questions. Then we had people whoa rgued with Charlesoccasioanlly made examples of inposts where 'someone' had turned out to have some questionable connection to something Charles had decoded andthought was icky. Christ that was weird. He started talking about the Republicans running out the uppity Christian right and teaching the rest to be silent and unseen until it was time to vote so the moderates would like Republicans more. Then he started mentioning which Republicans were nuts and what planks the party should chuck to gain credibility. Suddenlyanyone he disagreed with had ties to some naughty or crazy thing. Everyone was aRon Paul stooge.
Charles was suddenly ranting that virtually EVERYONE he used to link to were either NAZI'S or playthings of nazi's and his sudden desire to contantly rant against creationism.He startedsnapping at anyone who complained about stuff Obama did and starting to call just about anyone he disagreed with a kook or unhinged. He said that the Christian right had lost the election for McCaine. Well somehow all of that put together finallytold me that there was something VERY wrong about this "transformation". And I just left. There wasn't anything for me to like about the site anymore.
The wiorst bit was his crusade against "creationists" and the supposedly nefarious theocratic totalitarianism movement of Intelligent Design that made Republicans look feeble minded or insane and made everyone hate them.
I don't embracethe idea of a 6000 year old Earth but I have no problem with coexisting peacefully and respectfully with people that do.It's not like creationists are half asscary as North Korea, Russia, China, or Iran! And Charles was really being hateful about it. He wasn't trying to be persuasive. He was just mocking and sneering kind ofecstatically satisfied with being that way like he was finally going after some guy who stole his childhood seetheart from him. It was WEIRD.
Personally I don't care if people are creationist or if a brief and polite 'mau mau' is said towards creationists regarding skepticism in the introduction to abiology or astronomy or Earthscienceclass.I really can't imaging someone being functionally unable to do science merely because they were a creationist or had some creationist alternative included in a science class.I also can't imagine that an elementary school science class taught wrongly or correctly will have DICK to do with determining one's high school, college, or post graduate career.
It's just elementary school. It's basic and easy as hell.By itself it is completely insufficeint to endow kids with important complex work relevant skills. The idea is to get you started with reading, writing, forming cogent arguments, meeting a schedule, finding a little bit about the culture and history to get a common sense of 'who we are' that you can share with others, and learning arithmentic so you can learn the more useful and pertinant stuff later on. In fact about the only way it could have animpact is if there weresome institutionalizedbias against creationists or people who had a creationist element to their early education.
Worrying about being infilitrated by a stealthyelementary school 'ID' agenda at the local or state level isa really stupid non-issue beyond the waste of money aspect.It is not an insidiousfoot in the door (or slippery slope if you prefer ) to a wild eyed Baptist 'taliban' somehowgaining absolute authority in America and setting us back seven hundred years before telling us that the Earth is flat and the center of the universe and there is no vacuum and burning alive anyone who disagrees like poorTorichelli.
People won't just accept that any more than they are easilyacceptingsocialism right now.Think about how much spinning and mobilizing and economic sabotage and other crap is going on just to get us to a post-national Euro-socialism right now after decades of socialist and moral relativist crap being shat on the kids in the schools. And THAT isin the chaotic and demoralizing circumstances immediatelyfollowing a major finnancial mess. Such sea changes do not happen quickly or easily mpr are they always permanent when shoved through by narrow margins due to legilative trickery or even fraud. Local goofballs wanting a tiny bit in an evolution lecture are surely among the LEAST of our problems. It's like worrying about your athlete's foot while being worried by angry dogs. It makes no sense to me. It is a set of strange priorities stemming from a totallyalien mindset that I cannot reproduce in my own head.
Personally, I don't agree with ID or young Earth creationists on very much but I'm not going to shit on them and tell them how stupid they must be becausethey believe one thing and I believe another.The truth is that I DON'T KNOW. Also I think it's actually GOOD for science to not have a free ride when it comes to telling us things that go against our own experience or intuition. Scientists NEED to be able to explain things and answer criticism and persuasively and politely defend their ownassertions and researchwithout resorting to calling those who disagree with them heretics, imbeciles, medievals, ornutballs. If they just autocratically gang up and shout people down then fuck them. They are nothing but hostile self absorbed bullshit artists trying to avoid a confrontation on any terms but thosedictatedby their own stuck up sniffy diatrabes.
Real scientists don't need to do that shit and don't think that their job is to make people believe as they do if they don't want to. They accept their place as one of many useful forces in society, and do not seek to unilaterally reorder society based on their own quaintly 'state of the art' models of life the universe and everything(which will likely fall out of favor just like past theories did). They are not hungry to discredit and replace any perceived competitors through such means as fraud, intimidation, or being snooty.
They do not favor or accept theories merely because 'they are beautiful' or expect to receive credit for creating absurd notions that might one day "bootstrap" themselves into having some empircally measurable signficance if we only take thems seriously enough and develop exotic tehcnology. They do not attempt to come up with a scientist'scurrent philosophy of everything based mostly on the aesthetics of the age they are living in. That is not really science but supposedly that kind ofshcool of thoughtshould carry the same authority as doing real science does because it is favored by scientists.Real scientists do not implicitly or explicitly discourage rigorous fact checking of each other's work merelybecause the risk of peril toour life on Earth is so great that unity of purpose is required even if a theory turns out to be wrong and very expensive and harmful to implement. They do not pick on and slander a group forseeming backwards or feel entitled to set the agenda for rest of the world merely because they are 'all sciencey'. They do not think that a theory is mademore credibleby adocument of concensus or that "the science is in and the time for arguments is over." They do not characterize their opponents as quasi criminal "deniers" and deviants. In short, a scientist who feels enlightened and elevated above his fellow man due to the title of scientist, and has abandoned humility,civility, and the capacity to doubt himself, or give any other point of view some respect, is merely a power hungry asshole, a poser, a camera hogging psudeo-celebrity, and by extension an untrustworthyidiot who can be bought or otherwise easily corrupted by prizes, promotion opportunities, flattery, research money, social connections, fame, or offered testimony of credibility on some pet issue or other.
Maybe I've been banned since Febor not. Who cares. It's a total crap pit now.
Eventually I stumbled across LGF2.0 which is itself a little nuts at times and started running into all the various 'Charles vs.__________' dust ups and then I realized that LOTS of other people had noticed the same thing I had (only much sooner). It wasn't just me thinking it was getting nuts over there.
Sigh. Anyway...

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 14, 2009 02:54 AM (LDQCY)

532 Kilgore Trout has a meltdown
http://tinyurl.com/pka4dx

Posted by: rsrobinson at October 14, 2009 03:00 AM (EH/9r)

533 Currently on Charles's Wiki page:

"Charles has been frequently accused of animal abuse.[11] These charges are in dispute, but have not been proven false."

See? I'm using this site as a reference! It must be true!

Posted by: WikiEditor at October 14, 2009 03:02 AM (DqMug)

534 Someone has the goods on him. Even insanity does not explain going turbo tard and flushing your credibility.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 14, 2009 03:12 AM (dQdrY)

535 I read somewhere that Charles has been accused of running an absurdlyshitty, boring, and freakish blog. It may be in dispute but he hasn't really disproven it.
Oh wait....I think I did it wrong.

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 14, 2009 03:15 AM (LDQCY)

536 I just went to his shitty site. I couldn't find the post in question.
Am I retarded, or did he throw his embarrassment down the ol' memory hole?

Posted by: Ralph at October 14, 2009 03:35 AM (b2XFg)

537 Yes Johnson gone over to the dark side for sure,total nut job.

http://tinyurl.com/yg3d3dn

Posted by: Cane at October 14, 2009 03:37 AM (3n1Lm)

538 I heard that charles killed a korean, transexual, quadruple amputee prostituteafter he found out it had been inserting his dick into an eye socket charles previously thought filled.

Posted by: Luke thighwalker at October 14, 2009 03:44 AM (T855V)

539 I believe in evolution 100%... but it's just not one of those things that enrages me. Why so serious?

George Washington was probably a creationist. The declaration of independence and the constitution appear to be based on creationism. It's not a horrible philosophy, even if evolution is pretty obvious to me.

Charles knows damn well he is hurting his little cause. He knows damn well he ain't actually tarnishing anyone's reputation. Well... perhaps he's given Stacy Mccain a lot more readership, and has tarnished his rep somewhat, but it's probably a wash for him at worst.

It seems a lot like the Media Matters Move On Model. Stir up some bullshit, create a very short term advantage, and do it again to some other issue/person, consistently trying to hassle wheover stands up to the dems. The only thing unrealistic about it is that it's just so damn sloppy and stupid.

The bannings resemble Democrat Underground more than anything else.

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at October 14, 2009 03:46 AM (3Okxb)

540 543 I am sick of Saturday Night Live still taking shots at Rush's problem with "drugs".
It was anti-pain drugs. I take the same thing everyday. It allows me to function. It does not even take the pain away. It is not a "happy" pill. Jeez. I exercise 5 times a weak. Walking fast, lifting weights, doing muscle stretches, whatever. I figure that the SNL writers and comedians have taken ALLOT more drugs then Rush. Marijuana, cocaine, uppers, you name it. When are they gonna have a skit with Obama and his staff smoking joints at the conference table?
Not to mention John Belushi and Chris Farley, who parlayed their drug habits into SNL immortality as "tragically robbed from us too soon." Maybe they resent Rush for succeeding at rehab, when so few of the people they know personally would be able to come out of rehab clean.

Posted by: stuiec at October 14, 2009 04:00 AM (ohnkX)

541 Copy and paste the link into your URL. Chucky is urging his "lizards" to help delete old quotes. Just sayin' Posted by: eddiebear

Ha! I read the other week that he banned someone for searching the archives.

Posted by: moi at October 14, 2009 04:41 AM (4/VSZ)

542 I think most people drifted away from that place due to the nuttiness years ago. With all the talk, they went back to read what was going on. They would then see something posted intolerable, speak up, and get banned.

I do wonder about the regular posters that are now banned. They were as obnoxious as the head fruitcake and now they are pretending to be victims.

Posted by: moi at October 14, 2009 04:49 AM (4/VSZ)

543 Now that I think about it, deleting comments years after the fact in anticipation of being sued is consciousness of guilt and can be used in court against him.

Posted by: moi at October 14, 2009 05:14 AM (4/VSZ)

544 Charles Johnson is probably not a child molester. But the facts need to be checked, you know.


Posted by: Dispencer of myths at October 14, 2009 08:24 AM (r/AkP)

545 You begin to wonder if Charles Johnson doesn't need an MRI or something.

Posted by: Neo at October 14, 2009 08:36 AM (tE8FB)

546 he's become what he hated.....a person who doesn't fact check....this is sad and shame on those left who claim to be his friend who won't do anything to help him....instead they feed his insanity....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 14, 2009 08:40 AM (ucxC/)

547 Charles Johnson, now a believer in "fake but accurate."

Posted by: JR Muller at October 14, 2009 08:58 AM (rZs2G)

548 Charles Manson Johnson gave up the bad habit of thinking a while back. He has all the credibility of the bearded guy walking around in rags with a sign that says "The World Ends Tomorrow". Just spit on him and walk on by. Idiot.

Posted by: maddogg at October 14, 2009 09:01 AM (OlN4e)

549 Charles Johnson once said that he likes to beat it to kiddie porn while wearing a clown costume.

Prove it didn't happen!

Posted by: DoDoGuRu at October 14, 2009 09:02 AM (Xdxf8)

550 Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs has gone insane. I still visit his site 4-5 times a week, but now it's to watch the Paranoid Hypocrite Johnson fall to pieces before my eyes.
I do enjoy a good train-wreck.

Posted by: Emma Morrow at October 14, 2009 09:07 AM (dlggL)

551 Yoowser, Aces post is #1 on Memeorandum. Woot!

Posted by: LH at October 14, 2009 09:08 AM (QMzp2)

552 @325: ROFLMAO!

I was (proudly) banned from LGF six months ago. Johnson jumped off the sanity cliff a while back. Now he spends his time screaming from the bottom of the chasm.

Posted by: SFC MAC at October 14, 2009 09:23 AM (cuNX0)

553
That will work nicely on his fake blog.

You do realize it's now just him over there? Muttering to himself.

Posted by: Dang at October 14, 2009 09:29 AM (6L3mJ)

554 i>he's become what he hated.....a person who doesn't fact check....this is sad and shame on those left who claim to be his friend who won't do anything to help him....instead they feed his insanity....
Posted by: phoenixgirl

Since,he no longer cares about facts - look how he bans people for pointing out that his facts are wrong, there is no need to fact check.

He has no friends. He only has followers.

Posted by: moi at October 14, 2009 09:35 AM (4/VSZ)

555 I suppose Charles thinks Thomas Sowell and Walter Williams are racists too. You know, hanging out with Rush and all. Yeah Charles, why dont you get right on that!


Posted by: mistress overdone at October 14, 2009 09:36 AM (M4IOE)

556 Ace
okay i am calling it. someone has killed the real johnson and replaced him with some leftard. this is the same guy who helped take down the rather memos? yeah, i think rather said something like "they haven't been proven false" too. that is not the standard.
Alex
I LOVE that ad. Best line in an ad in ages. "That's how WWI started."

Posted by: A.W. at October 14, 2009 09:38 AM (343LO)

557 CJ lost his liberal friends after 9/11, then he thought that he'd "educate" us by bashing creationist repeatedly, and he lost his friends on the right.

It seems to me that this is a desperate attempt to get back in the left's good graces.

Posted by: I have a Jalen Rose jersey at October 14, 2009 09:40 AM (4jZ56)

558 I am betting that CJ and Sharmutta go on a shooting rampage, followed by their suicides. Bat. Shit. Crazy.

Kilgore Trout, however, will die of excessive masturbation.

Posted by: Joe at October 14, 2009 09:42 AM (0Gde6)

559 I heard CJ is having sex with Dan Rather.

Posted by: BrianA at October 14, 2009 09:44 AM (RnaKB)

560 While Mary Mapes watches.

Posted by: BrianA at October 14, 2009 09:46 AM (RnaKB)

561 The single reason Charles turned into Captain Wunderdouche (sic) is that he helped create Pajamas Media only to be fired from it in 2007. Now he's an angry, unfulfilled, bitter failure in his fifties who trolls his own blog ALL DAY LONG. That's pathetic.

Posted by: JDW at October 14, 2009 09:47 AM (uw+0A)

562 Yep, I gave a "thumbs down" on a blog entry a few weeks ago and I'm banned now, too.

Charles has flipped his wig.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at October 14, 2009 09:50 AM (qMOcO)

563 510: I think you are correct. If you look at LGF's Alexa ratings, they went in the toilet last year and then recovered when CJ started acting insane.

Posted by: distwalker at October 14, 2009 09:55 AM (PRkOM)

564 @549

Brilliant, just freaking brilliant.

Posted by: I have a Jalen Rose jersey at October 14, 2009 09:57 AM (4jZ56)

565 Manufactured or not, that statement about South Africa is 100% spot on. And the rebuttal given was nonsense. South Africa owes all of its development to the white immigrants. Mandela did have extensive communist ties as did MLK Jr. amd Obama. Blacks and hispanics are traditionally very attracted to communism. It offered forced economic equality and an alternative to the asian and white dominated capitalist system. Also South Africa still has apartheid it's just that now the black majority are oppressing the white minorities. They're trying to ethnically cleanse whites from South Africa by murdering the white fathers and husbands who own the farms and then raping their wives. And the South African government is allowing it to happen. Also now that whites are no longer in control the country is infested with crime and going back downhill into 3rd world status. It isn't racist to acknowledge blatant reality.

Posted by: Blackwater at October 14, 2009 10:15 AM (55ZnI)

566 It isn't racist to acknowledge blatant reality.

Posted by: Blackwater at October 14, 2009 10:15 AM (55ZnReality is now racist. Acknowledging reality is dangerous.


Posted by: kansas at October 14, 2009 10:18 AM (mka2b)

567 Am I the only one to think this but I strongly fell that Charles Johnson has had a nervous breakdown.

Posted by: Scipio at October 14, 2009 10:23 AM (JZz6U)

568 Bumfuck Johnson also likes to ban imaginary sock puppets. He thinks it gives credibility to the original banning and makes him look more like a victim.

Posted by: moi at October 14, 2009 10:27 AM (4/VSZ)

569 It seems to be the opinion of many, Scipio.

Of more fascination to me are the nominal adults, who consent to being put in "time outs", are pushed into stating that they have not gone "whoring" by reading other blogs, or made to recant opinions they have just stated.

Any degraded personality, man or woman, willing to do that is an excuse for a rational adult.

Posted by: Who Knows at October 14, 2009 10:30 AM (0aQsc)

570 Re: Cack Finger at October 14, 2009 02:54 AM (LDQCY)

Love your fourth-to-last paragraph.

Posted by: David at October 14, 2009 10:34 AM (T8c0z)

571 At first I disagreed that it was all about traffic, but after looking at alexa, I have to agree.

Posted by: moi at October 14, 2009 10:42 AM (4/VSZ)

572 Charles Johnson? Is he a basketball player?

Never heard of him.

Posted by: metro at October 14, 2009 10:55 AM (WUSks)

573 Charles Johnson jerks off with his own vomit whilst screaming obscenities into the mirror. He has banned himself from the sane world.

Posted by: Baseball Bat at October 14, 2009 11:06 AM (VBb6n)

574

He should be honest and change the name of his blog to littleblueballs and be done with it.

Posted by: bulwark at October 14, 2009 11:10 AM (jvrmc)

575 I heard charles johnson once killed a russian tranny by running her over wih a bike he then skullfucked a japanese tranny named fook yu[Austin powers in goldmmber reference]

Charles Johnson needs to prove it didn't happen

Posted by: LordGeoDampierre at October 14, 2009 11:11 AM (NsxET)

576 "The quote is disputed, but it has not been proven false."

Wasn't this very same argument used a few years ago - by a guy named Dan Rather - to defend his use of clearly forged documents and to call into question the proof, offered up by one Charles Johnson, that the Rather documents were actually created with Microsoft Word?

Oh, the irony.

Posted by: clifford at October 14, 2009 11:13 AM (7aSn2)

577 I gave up on LGF when Johnson denounced Red State for saying that the Obamas peace prize was an affirmative action Nobel. The very black, and very funny, former Mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown, had made the same comment in his Sunday column.
Charles Johnson has lost it. This just makes it more obvious. He needs a long vacation maybe four or five years away from blogging.

Posted by: Tom Holsinger at October 14, 2009 11:17 AM (QMi5+)

578 I honestly believe his ex-wife was the conservative and Chuck was just pretending as long as he was getting his tiny pecker wet.And when she divorced him it unleashed a deranged hatred of anything conservative.

Posted by: bulwark at October 14, 2009 11:20 AM (jvrmc)

579 An interesting tidbit, I wonder if Charles's hostility to religion stems from sharing the same name as this guy:

Charles K. JohnsonFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaCharles Kenneth Johnson (July 24, 1924, San Angelo, Texas - March 19, 2001, Lancaster, California) was, from 1972 until his death, the president and energetic promoter of the International Flat Earth Society, which he and his wife ran from their home in California. He claimed the Apollo moon landings, and space exploration in general, were faked to lead people away from the truth of the Bible, which taught the Earth was flat.

Question: Who's crazier?

Posted by: zmdavid at October 14, 2009 11:21 AM (rt/GW)

580 Suck it, CJ.
Suck it long and suck it hard.

Posted by: SNL Sean Connery at October 14, 2009 11:23 AM (fDWFP)

581 Wow - I haven't been visiting LGF for a couple of years now. Used to be a decent site but now it's full of crazies.

I stopped reading when I got tired of his personal vendettas getting more ink than the issues that brought me there to begin with. The anti-creationism screeds bore me as well (I'm an atheist but I really don't care what other people think about that stuff).

What happened to Charles Johnson? Did he have a nervous breakdown? He really ought to retire from the internet.


Posted by: Xanthippe at October 14, 2009 11:32 AM (IQN1I)

582 I'm getting all your names on the enemies list, right after I get a deep sniff of Charlie's shorts.

Posted by: Wide Irish Hose at October 14, 2009 11:47 AM (0aQsc)

583 Didn't he use a different standard on the Van Jones stuff not too long ago?

Posted by: datechguy at October 14, 2009 12:02 PM (9pBI6)

584 584
Bumfuck Johnson also likes to ban imaginary sock puppets. He thinks it
gives credibility to the original banning and makes him look more like
a victim.

He banned me for something posted 4 years ago, and he banned all my sock puppets. Except I didn't have any.

Posted by: Dakman at October 14, 2009 12:07 PM (mka2b)

585 I saw this on the internet:

"Roman Polanski is being hung in effigy by the fascist Christian right,
who claim he is the posterboy for what is wrong with the American left.
Polanski's crime was no biggie, and if I were in his shoes, I'd hit
that, too. Without hesitation. She looked older and was asking for it."

It was attributed to Keith Olbermann, but I'm pretty sure Charles Johnson said the same thing.

Hat tip: Jawa Report

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2009 12:22 PM (sey23)

586 Another example of Johnson's pathetic descent:
283 Charles10/04/2009 8:09:57 pm PDTBy the way, from looking through the logs I can tell that there are people searching through theLGF archives for comments they can use to smear me with.
They're not going to find posts by me that they can use, but I'm sure there are some nasty comments still hidden among the nearly 8 million that have been posted here that will serve their purpose -- comments I've never even seen.
If you happen to be going through old posts and see something that should be deleted, please click the exclamation point icon and let me know about it.
http://tinyurl.com/ygt68xc
He's sitting there like Captain Queeg rolling the ball bearings between his fingers.
Altered slightly to fit Johnson's Queeg-like quirkiness:
Ahh, but the strawberries nasty comments that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logicmy faithful footstoolSharmuta, that a duplicate keyto thewardroom icebox people searching through the LGF archives for comments they can use to smear me DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I won't rest until every single one of them are deleted so they cannot serve their purpose. I, I, I know now they were am only trying to protect some fellow officers my reputation....

Posted by: SFC MAC at October 14, 2009 12:33 PM (cuNX0)

587 594 Maybe she divorced him because he became strange , rigid and irrational in his thinking, and abusive.

Posted by: SarahW at October 14, 2009 01:11 PM (CSrvi)

588 Rush Limbaugh can't be racist!

Any perception of racism by a right-winger is simply imaginary.

The right can't be racist, since the right-wing says there is no such thing as racism by the right-wing.

Only minorities, liberals and Democrats can be racist, but not Republicans and the right-wing.

Oddly enough, that allows the right-wing to be as racist as they want, since right-wing racism doesn't exist.

Posted by: David at October 14, 2009 01:20 PM (zrRaA)

589 I got banned a few days ago for this exchange on a thread about Obama wanting to end the military 'don't ask, don't tell policy':

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#662 scrubjay
The simple fact is that sex is for reproduction which is only possible between members of the opposite sex. Homosexuality is a mental disturbance. There is no 'gay gene'. If there were then there would also be one for sex with children and one for sex with animals. Since man is not guided by instinct, all behavior is chosen by conscience. Simply because a human behavior is possible does not mean that it should be sanctioned. I am not interested in setting others' social calendars but that does not mean that I can not criticize or ridicule their behavior. Homosexuality should not be given moral equivalence with heterosexual behavior in the military or elsewhere.
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#666 scrubjay
Sex is a natural function with a specific purpose in all creatures. Some creatures do not contact each other as mammals do. Fish follow each other over the egg nest. Spiders use their legs. But as humans we can consciously set our own bounds in all behavior. The questions is where do we draw the line? Does that include sex with inanimate objects or self-stimulation in front of elementary schools. Is there no sexual behavior that is beyond examination using moral bounds?
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Charles Sun, Oct 11, 2009 10:12:08am
re: #666 scrubjay
There are lots of blogs and websites that will let you spew homophobic bigotry like that. I suggest you try Free Republic, or maybe Hot Air, where they don't have any problem with comments like yours.

Because you're not welcome to post any more hateful comments at LGF.
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It appears that he is unable to tolerate posters who think that human actions are the result of conscious thought. Well, now here I am with all the rest of the degenerates.

Posted by: scrubjay at October 14, 2009 01:39 PM (YNdVx)

590 But everyone should remember this: He wasn't the one who discovered
that those documents were fake, even though he tries to take all the
credit for it. The person who actually first sent out the alert that
they were fake was someone on the Free Republic, a site Charles Johnson
was reading at the time but today calls a fever swamp of Neo-Nazis.

Ex-fucking-actly. Stop giving the tard credit for Rathergate. He did nothing besides a silly throbbing gif.

He can't do research, analysis or any other thing other bloggers (or grown up humans for that matter) do. He can do nothing but link, delink, ban and server-ban. Typical script kiddie with jellow for brains.

Posted by: Juicer at October 14, 2009 01:47 PM (Fth/p)

591 >If you happen to be going through old posts and see something that should be deleted, please click the exclamation point icon and let me know about it.

Everybody who still hasn't been banned from LGF should go there and click the exclamation on EVERY comment they can.

Posted by: Mick McMick at October 14, 2009 02:16 PM (FHlAi)

592 Charles Johnson's wiki page:

"Some have suggested that Charles Johnson is mentally ill, racist, or stupid. None of these charges has yet been proven false."

Posted by: CrackersandSnacks at October 14, 2009 02:52 PM (vQdwt)

593 Moi,
I certainly AM obnoxious both here now and on little green footballs until February. But I don't consider myself a victim of Charles Johnson. I just think his site absolutely went to hell and there is nothing there anymore to make me want to read it or post comments. It creeps me out. I figured I'd say why. As far as I know I haven't been banned but I'm not inclined to log in again to find out.
Now it wasn't too long ago that even posting there I was noticing a l lot of changes that I didn't care for, but I still participated in the comments to threads I liked and avoided the ones that I didn't. Then eventually there were no threads for me to like and no one I wanted to talk to in comment posts.
----------------------------------------
David,
That's a nice tautological bubble you are arguing from. Do you even care if the Limbaugh quotes are real? Do you care if he is being slandered? Is it too much fun for you to just insist that the right is probably racist so it doesn't matter and that Rush should admit to being racist even if the quotes being used to imply he is racist were made up and can'tbe verified to have come from Limbaugh ? And what will you do when people start treating YOU that way?

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 14, 2009 02:56 PM (LDQCY)

594 I was banned from LGF and haven't commented there in six months. He must be checking names who post mean things about him here.

Posted by: medulaoblongata at October 14, 2009 03:19 PM (uTmVS)

595 I think the real Charles Johnson, who I used to really like, must be tied up in a box, just like Lupin, from Harry Potter. The other explanation is just too unfathomable.

Posted by: Phil at October 14, 2009 03:42 PM (cBaCB)

596 Maybe I'm missing it, but has not Johnson scrubbed the thread of his hypocritical, credibility destroying statements?

Surely someone has screenshots, or Google way-backs or whatever?

I don't want to encourage more traffic to his site, but this little nugget (in its original form) needs to be preserved for future reference. I can't find them. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong place.

http://tinyurl.com/yg8z3l5

http://tinyurl.com/yz6dak4

Posted by: Gary at October 14, 2009 04:12 PM (vPYFi)

597 He wants "donations" from readers.
How about a real job?
But I guess bike riding does not pay well.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at October 14, 2009 05:00 PM (Eom7x)

598 Hey he thought it was pretty damn funny when i got my dumbazz self flattened by an israeli bulldozer i thought my super-duper leftard brain wave powers could stop.Now he acts all innocent and offended by the slightest thing.What a fuckwad.

Posted by: St.Pancake at October 14, 2009 06:08 PM (3/GXy)

599 Well, erm, maybe he didn't say any of those 459 things, but WE KNOW THAT HE BELIEVES THEM, RIGHT?
Excuse me. I've gotta go count my I.Q.

Posted by: No relation at October 14, 2009 06:32 PM (7l1hN)

600 Meh. If he bans me he bans me. But that won't be the REAL reason I'm not going back. The real reason will be that the place has been intolerably sucky since January and I finally figured that out in February.

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 14, 2009 07:22 PM (LDQCY)

601 I was banned for posting,

"I don't understand you or LGF anymore."

If that was insulting to Charred Dickmeat, then he has a very thin skin.

Posted by: Angus Dei at October 14, 2009 07:36 PM (q+Jbb)

602 Gary,

I noticed the same thing lateyesterday. I hope someone has saved it somewhere.
But how does the Google cache disappear as well??

Posted by: Mike Jackson at October 14, 2009 07:53 PM (RcAXI)

603 Thanks, Mike. At least I'm not the only one.

OK, so it's looking more and more like he has indeed covered his tracks. Assuming he performed a Sandy Berger on his own website, what a sneaky snarky little child, not being either able to simply admit to a mistake, or defend his statements. Just shove the game off the table and destroy the evidence that he was losing.

Reminds me of myself ---- when I was 8.

If anyone has screen-shots, or is geeky enough to retrieve it from the way-back, there's all kinds of gratitude and kudos waiting.

Posted by: Gary at October 14, 2009 10:44 PM (vPYFi)

604 No longer is it "the Site That Fact-Checks Your Ass." Well, your ass, maybe; but not much else.

Sad.

Posted by: Beverly at October 14, 2009 11:07 PM (Gx2DB)

605 Charles Johnson...What a sell out...how embarrassing. Again, Charles is trying to get in the good graces of Liberals...He is afraid he'll get placed on the Hate Speech List on Websense like his site did a while back ago and it will affect his income from constantly pushing that piece of crap Kindle on Amazon.com.

He flip flops all around...uses whatever moral platitude serves his purpose. Talk about losing relevance!

Posted by: Guy at October 15, 2009 12:20 AM (G+GPc)

606 Little Green Fauxballs

Posted by: Guy at October 15, 2009 12:26 AM (G+GPc)

607 I just posted the following over on LGT:


So what does the wingnut blogosphere have to say about the
totally embarrassing launch of the GOPs new website thats not really
a website?

Nothing much. So it was a flop. There are many more important - or certainly at least more interesting - stories to cover.

Nice how you slide in the gratuitous insult there, by the way.
Dont worry Im sure theyll have something to say once theyve settled on the approved lockstep talking points.

Riiight.

Charles, you know perfectly well that these bloggers take marching
orders from no-one, and indeed, regularly disagree with one another.
You yourself were were the target of the same ignorant and dishonest
calumny regularly over the past few years.

You can't take the high road and the low road.


We'll see how long it lasts.

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608 CJ bannerd me for disagreeing about Global Warming and wanting to see Obamas transcripts from college. He is a tard

Posted by: Favre4Favre at October 15, 2009 08:24 AM (/yB0s)

609 Pixy:

Yup. CJ deleted your comment

Posted by: eddiebear at October 15, 2009 12:23 PM (wnU1W)

610 I don't get Johnson's reasoning.
He uses untrue quotes to slam Notables in conservative politics. And it was these Pacesetters who steered their listeners to his web site.
Justice somehow prevails, especially in the court of the blogosphere. Johnson is now recognised a vile, lowlife, smear merchant. This man discusts me.

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