Obama = X/Nobel Prize = Y Thread

The funniest day I can remember in the last year -- actually, it was last year -- here on the site was during a McCain/Obama debate, when we started doing this joke:

Obama = Paul Reiser

McCain = Facehugger in closet

Obama = Poacher #3's face

McCain = Chuck Norris' foot

or even... well, I'll save Warden's joke for the comments, because, uh, I don't want it on the main page. Biggest laugh I've had in a while.

Anyway, it being my theory that today is a major setback for Obama, thought I'd try to revive that meme again.

Feel free to trot out old jokes. I don't remember many of them anyway.

Posted by: Ace at 05:45 PM

Comments

1 snag

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 05:46 PM (IDvmq)

2 Obama = Blue Dress

Nobel Prize = Clinton Spooge

Posted by: nickless, sure its been done at October 09, 2009 05:46 PM (MMC8r)

3 Here's Warden's joke, modified for this situation:

Nobel Prize = "I Won't Come in Your Mouth"

Obama = Your Mouth

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:47 PM (jlvw3)

4 OK, give it up with the warden joke!

Posted by: mbruce at October 09, 2009 05:47 PM (sYUC7)

5 Where's warden's joke?

Posted by: moron # 786543 at October 09, 2009 05:47 PM (p1s9n)

6 Obama = Fonzi

Nobel Prize = Jumping the shark

Posted by: 18-1 at October 09, 2009 05:48 PM (7BU4a)

7 They sent out another mass email from BO and then there is this:
"I think the reason so many women support Sharia is because they have a very different understanding of sharia than the common perception in Western media.
"The majority of women around the world associate gender justice, or justice for women, with sharia compliance.
"The portrayal of Sharia has been oversimplified in many cases."

Posted by: curious at October 09, 2009 05:48 PM (p302b)

8 Obama equals a friend on a relaxing hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

The Nobel Peace Prize equals Dick Cheney's trigger finger.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 05:49 PM (cxGtL)

9 Oh, thanks.
After all of this dynomite activity today, I'm thinking tequila and a bit of "Warden's Wife" with the brunette is in order.

Posted by: mbruce at October 09, 2009 05:49 PM (sYUC7)

10 Obama = Jodie Foster

Nobel Prize = Guy in Bar who just noticed pinball machine has a horizontal surface

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:50 PM (jlvw3)

Obama = deer.

Nobel Committee = headlights.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 05:52 PM (IDvmq)

12 Obama = Mark Sanford's Wife

Nobel Prize = Charo

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:52 PM (jlvw3)

13 Obama = Wile E. Coyote
Nobel = Acme

Posted by: Vern at October 09, 2009 05:53 PM (ijVRQ)

14 Obama = litter box
Nobel Prize = my cat's steaming load

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 05:53 PM (sey23)

15 Nobel: I lied.

Obama: I thought you said you'd kill me last!

Posted by: krakatoa at October 09, 2009 05:53 PM (Pwqe/)

16 Obama = a liberal lion born with a golden spoon in his mouth who feels entitled to a life of power and unrestrained debauchery, whose selfish ways resulted in an innocent girl trapped in a car at the bottom of a creek.

The Nobel Peace Price = brain cancer.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 05:53 PM (cxGtL)

17

Obama: Lane Meyer

McCain: I want my two dollars !!

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 05:54 PM (+FzLa)

Nobel Prize = Roman Polanski with ludes and champagne

this one was too easy and really inappropriate so i'll stop there

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 05:55 PM (1Y3Fy)

19 Obama = John Bobbitt's johnson
Nobel Prize = loving wife Lorena

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 05:55 PM (sey23)

20 Obama: Wow! I did not expect a gift from you. I'll just open it up now...

Nobel: Rickrolled!

Posted by: krakatoa at October 09, 2009 05:55 PM (Pwqe/)

21 Obama is a joke that's been worn real thin.

Posted by: GarandFan at October 09, 2009 05:55 PM (ZQBnQ)

22 I apologize in advance for this one:

Obama = underage girl

Nobel Prize = Polanski

Posted by: cranky-d at October 09, 2009 05:55 PM (HCz6T)

23 Obama = Lord Humongous

Nobel Prize = Hurtling Tanker

Posted by: nickless, Road Warrior geek at October 09, 2009 05:56 PM (MMC8r)

24 Nobel Peace Prize = Plastic surgeon

Obama = stretched skin under Nancy Pelosi's chin

Posted by: mare at October 09, 2009 05:56 PM (X1fsj)

Obama = cat burgler.

Nobel Prize = creaky board.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 05:56 PM (IDvmq)

26 Obama: Please be a transformers playset! Please be a transformers playset!

Nobel Prize: Socks and rock-polishing kit

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:56 PM (jlvw3)

27 Obama = a Marxist ingenue of unremarkable intelligence hurtled into power by a fawning media.

The Nobel Peace Prize = The Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 05:56 PM (cxGtL)

28

Obama: Obama

Nobel: You Lie !!

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 05:57 PM (+FzLa)

Obama = one-cheek sneaker.

Nobel Prize = couple in backseat.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 05:57 PM (IDvmq)

30 Obama = Plaxico's leg
Nobel Peace Prize = Plaxico's trigger finger

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 05:57 PM (sey23)

31 Obama = Condom

Nobel Prize = Dick Cheney's Cock

Posted by: nickless, not in a gay way at October 09, 2009 05:57 PM (MMC8r)

32 Nobel Committee = That instant satisfaction felt when one eliminates gas.

Obama = The quickly following realization that it wasn't just gas.

Posted by: angler at October 09, 2009 05:57 PM (kSuu1)

33
Nobel = AoS HQ

Obama = Flame War

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 05:58 PM (eA3tl)

Obama: 13 year old girl.

Nobel Peace Prize: Roman Polanski

Posted by: U.S.S. Yorktown at October 09, 2009 05:58 PM (5RlWq)

35 Obama = Washington Redskins
Nobel Prize = Dan Snyder

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 05:58 PM (sey23)

36 Beck is lambasting Obama today. Good show. He's driving his points home about illegals very well.

Posted by: Twinks at October 09, 2009 05:58 PM (uazP3)

37 Crap. The competition is fierce.

Posted by: cranky-d at October 09, 2009 05:58 PM (HCz6T)

38

Obama: What could be in this one, an Atari ?

Nobel: Simon

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 05:58 PM (+FzLa)

39 Obama = Wile E. Coyote
Nobel = Acme

Posted by: Vern at October 09, 2009 05:53 PM (ijVRQ)

Hahaha! Perfect.

Posted by: gop_patriot at October 09, 2009 05:58 PM (p+AP9)

40 Nobel Prize = Jaws

Obama = Quint's kidneys

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 05:59 PM (jlvw3)

41 Obama = Michael Moore

Nobel prize = that one last cupcake eaten before MM explodes

Posted by: cranky-d at October 09, 2009 05:59 PM (HCz6T)

42 Obama = Janet Jackson

Nobel Prize = wardrobe malfunction

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 05:59 PM (sey23)

43 Obama = Michael Moore's latest 'movie'

Nobel Prize = The movie-going public

Posted by: nickless, two thumbs up at October 09, 2009 05:59 PM (MMC8r)

44 Obama = Washington Redskins
Nobel Prize = Dan Snyder

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 05:58 PM (sey23)

Y-not, I feel your pain. I really,really,really,really feel your pain

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 05:59 PM (+FzLa)

45 Obama = Tim Tebow's cranium

Nobel Prize = Blitzing Cornerback from Kentucky

Posted by: Pupster at October 09, 2009 05:59 PM (y5gbD)

46 Nobel (as Wally): Hey Beav, how are you liking my game?

Obama (as the Beaver): Gee Wally, it sure is fun, but GOSH my asshole hurts!

Posted by: krakatoa at October 09, 2009 06:00 PM (Pwqe/)

Obama = Ryan Leaf

Nobel Prize= Inquisitive Reporter.

Posted by: eleven at October 09, 2009 06:00 PM (OGbpf)

48 Obama: Keef Olberman

Nobel: Death

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:00 PM (UOM48)

49 Nobel Prize = Rosie O'Donnell

Obama = Her tampon

Posted by: nickless, I hate myself just for thinking that at October 09, 2009 06:00 PM (MMC8r)

50 Obama=Desperate man at 2:30 AM
Nobel Committee=Fat Chick at end of bar

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:00 PM (lN56Y)

51 Obama = Obama
Nobel Prize = Joe Biden

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:00 PM (xVKXy)

52 Obama = that hot chick you take home from the bar
Nobel Prize = the hideous pig you wake up next to the next day

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:01 PM (sey23)

should have known it wouldn't be original.

How about Nobel Peace Prize = Jason Biggs

Pie= Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: U.S.S. Yorktown at October 09, 2009 06:01 PM (5RlWq)

Obama = kid with mouth covered in chocolate.

Nobel Prize = mom.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 06:01 PM (IDvmq)

55
Obama: 1991 Buffalo Bills

Nobel: Scott Norwood

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:01 PM (+FzLa)

56
Obama = Netherlands

Nobel = Squirrel

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 06:01 PM (eA3tl)

57 Obama = a young boy visiting Neverland Ranch

Nobel Prize = Jesus Juice and desensitizing lubricant

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:01 PM (jlvw3)

58 Herr - GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:02 PM (sey23)

59 Obama = creationist
Nobel Prize = Charles Johnson

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:02 PM (xVKXy)

Obama = George Costanza

Nobel Prize = Cold Water

Posted by: eleven at October 09, 2009 06:02 PM (OGbpf)

61 Obama = Andrew Sullivan

Nobel Prize = weed

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:03 PM (jlvw3)

62 Obama = a shy young country boy hired to serve drinks at a San Francisco cocktail party.

The Nobel Peace Prize = a fully dissolved roofies in a complimentary glass of bubbly.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 06:03 PM (cxGtL)

63 60 or shrinkage

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 06:03 PM (eA3tl)

64 Obama = Dennis Miller
Nobel Prize = Kodiak bear

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:03 PM (xVKXy)

65 Obama = Empty Suit
Nobel Prize = Skinny tie

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:04 PM (lN56Y)

Obama = camel's back.

Nobel Prize = straw.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 06:04 PM (IDvmq)

67 Nobel Prize = Godzilla

Obama = Godzookey

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:04 PM (jlvw3)

68 Obama = Sheep testicles

Nobel Prize = pliers

Posted by: nickless, I hate myself just for thinking that at October 09, 2009 06:04 PM (MMC8r)

Comment at The Times of London:

"He may not have been deserving of it as of YET, but this award symbolizes that he has been designated to lead humanity into a new era."

By an American, not a limey.

Posted by: FUBAR at October 09, 2009 06:04 PM (J5Srq)

70
Obama: Joe Theismann

Nobel: Lawrence Taylor & Gary Reasons

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:04 PM (+FzLa)

71 Obama = Nancy Pelosi
Nobel Prize = Harry Reid's arm around her shoulder

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:04 PM (xVKXy)

Obama: Letterman's wife

Nobel Prize: Iron-clad prenup

Posted by: TiredWench at October 09, 2009 06:04 PM (ulSJI)

73 Obama = Anton Chigurh

Nobel Peace Prize = pretty much anything that moves

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at October 09, 2009 06:05 PM (VMAkv)

74 Obama: Piano-keyboard ties

Nobel Prize: 1987

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:05 PM (jlvw3)

75 Obama = Meghan McCain
Nobel Prize = Allahpundit

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:05 PM (xVKXy)

76 Oh Ace, you got to my joke first. Dammit.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 06:05 PM (cxGtL)

77 Obama = Dan Rather

Nobel Prize = Buckhead

Posted by: nickless, I hate myself just for thinking that at October 09, 2009 06:05 PM (MMC8r)

78
Obama: Eddie Murphy

Nobel: Tranny hooker

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:05 PM (+FzLa)

Obama = Roman Polanski.

Nobel Prize = Anne Applebaum.

Posted by: flenser at October 09, 2009 06:05 PM (Ql09G)

80 Obama = listening to the Doors stoned
Nobel Prize = listening to the Doors sober

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:06 PM (sey23)

81 Obama = Dan Rather

Nobel Prize = Buckhead

Posted by: nickless, I hate myself just for thinking that at October 09, 2009 06:05 PM (MMC8r)

You.Are.So.Banned !!!!

Posted by: Charles Johnson at October 09, 2009 06:06 PM (+FzLa)

Obama = Obamas anus

Nobel Prize = gerbil

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 06:06 PM (rVJH4)

Obama: Conan O'Brian running fake race onto stage

Nobel Peace Prize: the slip just before the finish line

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 06:06 PM (ymwj3)

84 Obama = joke

Nobel Prize = joke

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 06:06 PM (KeHPo)

85 Obama = Michael Dukakis
Nobel = Helmet

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:06 PM (lN56Y)

86

Nobel Prize = crack

Obama = crack whore

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 06:06 PM (jvrmc)

Obama = Menudo

Nobel Peace Prize = Puberty

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 06:06 PM (VoetP)

88 Obama = Olbermann

Nobel Committee = Death

Posted by: BTMintheSTL at October 09, 2009 06:06 PM (kGDTD)

89 Obama = that well-stacked gal in the hot dress
Nobel Prize = a naked tranny

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (sey23)

90 Obama=Wicked Witch of the West

Nobel Prize=bucket of water

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (xzs3c)

91 Obama = Bill O'Reilly

Nobel Prize = "F*ck it! We'll do it live!!"

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (pkOAj)

Obama = Gerbil

Nobel Prize = Richard Gere/Andrew Sullivan

Posted by: LaFong at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (lozih)

93

Obama: Chuck Berry

Nobel prize: Cleveland Steamer

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (+FzLa)

94 Obama = Charles Johnson's ass
Nobel Prize = The rusty iron rod Charles Johnson replaced his bicycle seat with

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (xVKXy)

95 Been there, done nothing, got the Nobel---barry S O

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (NKOZp)

96 Obama = Chicago

Nobel Prize = Lantern too close to a cow

Posted by: Pupster at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (y5gbD)

97 @41:Obama = Michael Moore.
Nobel prize = that one last cupcake eaten before MM explodes

Obama = Mr. Creosote
Nobel prize = waffer thin

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (3K4hn)

98 Obama = Detroit Lions
Nobel = Lombardi Trophy

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (lN56Y)

Obama- Stacey Hamilton

Nobel Prize- Horny Mike Dimone

Posted by: Irans Peaceful Nuclear Energy Program at October 09, 2009 06:07 PM (ijo2L)

100 Nobel Prize: Getting bitten by a radioactive spider

Obama: Getting bitten by a radioactive retard

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:08 PM (jlvw3)

101 Sorry for the duplicate, just realized someone already stole my thunder.

Posted by: BTMintheSTL at October 09, 2009 06:08 PM (kGDTD)

102

Obama = dieter.

Nobel Prize = cheesecake.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 06:08 PM (IDvmq)

103
Obama = Owl Gore

Nobel = Broken Contest for wayward losers

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 06:08 PM (eA3tl)

104
Obama = Obama = Obama = Obama = Obama

Nobel Prize = Presidency = Senate = Ill. Senate = Harvard Law

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2009 06:08 PM (FcR7P)

105

Obama: The Emperor

Nobel Prize: His new clothes

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 06:08 PM (ymwj3)

106 Obama = reinforced steel

Nobel Peace Prize = thousands of gallons of jet fuel

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 06:08 PM (cxGtL)

107
Obama: Lady GaGa

Nobel prize: Finding out Lady GaGa has a cock.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:08 PM (+FzLa)

108 Obama = Allahpundit
Nobel Prize = Kirsten Powers' engagement ring

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:08 PM (xVKXy)

109

Obama = Keith Carradine

Nobel Peace Prize = Keith Carradine's belt

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (VoetP)

110

Nobel Peace Prize Committee = Oliver Willis

Obama = Empty Filet O' Fish wrapper.

Posted by: bostonirish at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (pxvFq)

111 Obama: Corey Haim

NPP: The 90's

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (x+Mi6)

112 Nobel Prize: Charles Johnson's ass

Obama: Sharmuta's head, and shoulders

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (jlvw3)

113
Nobel Prize = Doctor

Obama = Your Foot

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (oEAm5)

114 Obama = Starscream at his coronation

Nobel Peace Prize = Megatron

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (n1uMU)

115 Obama: Ben Rothelesberger

NPP: Suzuki Hayabusa

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (x+Mi6)

116 Obama = TOTUS

Nobel Prize = floor

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (KeHPo)

117
Nobel = Olympics

Obama = Special Olympics

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (eA3tl)

118 Obama = "This isn't about me"
Nobel = "Fuck yeah this is about me"

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (lN56Y)

119 Obama = centrist Republicans

Nobel Prize = 4 years of socialism

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:09 PM (sey23)

120 Obama = Quarter Pounder with cheese
Nobel Prize = Michael Moore

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:10 PM (xVKXy)

121 Thanks, Anachronda, I could not remember the character's name.

Posted by: cranky-d at October 09, 2009 06:10 PM (HCz6T)

122 Obama = Indiana Jones
Nobel Prize = an aging Lucas and Spielberg

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 09, 2009 06:10 PM (cMo6P)

123 Obama: extra large pizza supreme

Nobel: Megan McCain

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:10 PM (UOM48)

124 Noble Prize: The first 8 hours of the Lord of the Rings

Obama: The last hour of the Lord of the Rings

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:10 PM (jlvw3)

125 Obama = Oedipus
Nobel = Oedipus's Mom

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:11 PM (lN56Y)

126

Obama: Mama Cass

Nobel Prize: Piece of Chicken

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 06:11 PM (ymwj3)

127 Obama = Charles Johnson's ass
Nobel Prize = Killgore Trout's mouth. Shouting the n word over and over again.

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:11 PM (xVKXy)

128 Obama = Shirtless band-member.

Nobel Committee: Paul Anka.

Posted by: angler at October 09, 2009 06:11 PM (kSuu1)

129

Nobel prize: Marcellus

Obama: The Gimp

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:11 PM (+FzLa)

130 Obama: Crystal Gayle Mangum

NPP: Duke Lacrosse Team

(Allegedly)

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 06:11 PM (x+Mi6)

131
Nobel = Star Wars

Obama = JarJarBinks

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 06:12 PM (eA3tl)

132 Obama = Janeane Garafalo's career

Nobel Prize = Mystery Men

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 06:12 PM (pkOAj)

133 Obama: some kid wildly masturbating to internet pr0n
Nobel Prize: mom with the other ladies in her bridge club, on a tour of the house

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 09, 2009 06:12 PM (TnUnj)

134 Obama = Senator Larry Craig
Nobel Prize = A wide stance

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:12 PM (xVKXy)

135 Obama = empty suit.
Nobel peace prize = dry cleaning bill.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:12 PM (KNy97)

136

Obama: Acorn

Nobel Prize: Video of them helping poor hooker get loan

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 06:12 PM (ymwj3)

137 A special one for today*:

Obama = Che Guevara

Nobel = The Wall

_{*anniversary of Che's comeuppance}

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at October 09, 2009 06:12 PM (taJZA)

138 Obama: an ant
NPP: magnifying glass in the hot sun

Posted by: cranky-d at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (HCz6T)

139

Obama = Al Gore.

Nobel Prize = the weather.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (IDvmq)

140 Nobel Prize: Wikipedia's authority and accuracy about Anime

Obama: Wikpedia's authority and accuracy about Israel

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (jlvw3)

141
Obama: Peanut Butter

Nobel prize; Toby The Beagle

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (+FzLa)

142 Obama = Stupid
Nobel = Kryptonite

Posted by: PA Cat at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (ywbHt)

143 Obama: moon

Nobel: bomb

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (UOM48)

144 Nobel Prize = wafer thin mint

Obama = Mr. Creosote*

* inspired by @41

Posted by: rockhead at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (RykTt)

145 Obama = Frodo with the one ring on
Nobel Prize = The fucking Witch King of Angmar

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (xVKXy)

146 OregonMuse,
You really shouldn't include personal attacks on palin-steele.
It's just not cricket.

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (sey23)

147 Obama: A guy in need of being hoist.

NPP: His own petard.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (x+Mi6)

148 Obama = cockroach
Nobel = lightbulb

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (lN56Y)

149 Obama = picture of Obama
Nobel Prize = jackin off to picture of Obama

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 06:13 PM (KeHPo)

150 Obama = an Ace of Spades thread

Nobel Peace Prize = endless references to some guy named Charles Johnson

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (cxGtL)

151

Obama: Titanic

Nobel Prize: Chunk of Ice in Atlantic

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (ymwj3)

152

Obama = Vizzini

Nobel Prize = Iocane powder

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (3K4hn)

153
Obama: the inmates

Nobel Peace Prize: running the asylum

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (FcR7P)

154 Obama = Black People

Nobel Prize = George Bush

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (jlvw3)

155 Obama = Date with Ted Kennedy

Nobel = Bridge

Posted by: No Sense of Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (FhPAC)

156 Obama = 5 year old child
Nobel Peace Prize = framed crayon scribblings on wall

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (KNy97)

157

Obama = The Skipper.

Nobel Prize = Gilligan.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (IDvmq)

158

Obama = Van Halen

Nobel Peace Prize = Sammy Hagar

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (VoetP)

159 Obama = dildo
Nobel Prize = horny Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (xVKXy)

160
Nobel Prize = falling in industrial waste to become the Joker

Obama = falling in industrial waste to become indistinct grey sludge at bottom of tank

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (oEAm5)

161

Obama: Dum-Dum

Nobel prize: Dum-Dum laying his blowup doll on a lit cigarette.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (+FzLa)

162 Obama = prize race horse

Nobel Prize = an offer you can't refuse

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (sey23)

163 Jane @143 - You win! Love it.

Posted by: Trish at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (0U5Kd)

164 Obama: Nice farm kid from Iowa

NPP: Meth

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (x+Mi6)

165 Obama: Taylor Swift
Nobel Prize: Kanye West

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (xVKXy)

166 Nobel = Woody Harrelson in "King Pins"
Obama = the landlady

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (lN56Y)

167

Weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night, Warden?

Posted by: June Cleaver at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (2qU2d)

168 Obama: Take it baby

Nobel Prize: Is it in?

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (jlvw3)

169 Nobel prize: stick pin

Obama: Giant ripe boil

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (rVJH4)

170

Obama = dog.

Nobel Prize = cat shit.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 06:15 PM (IDvmq)

171 Obama = Christa McAuliffe

Nobel Prize = O-ring

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 06:16 PM (2FZO3)

172 Nobel Prize: Rabid Pro-Obamacare Move-On dude

Obama: Anti-Obamacare dude's pinkie-finger

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 09, 2009 06:16 PM (xzs3c)

173 Obama = Taylor Swift

Nobel Prize = Kanye West

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 06:16 PM (pkOAj)

174
Nobel = Christmas

Obama = grandmas fruitcake

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 06:16 PM (jvrmc)

175 Obama = ass
Nobel Prize = proctologist

Posted by: flyingright at October 09, 2009 06:16 PM (3vecS)

176

Obama: New Orleans levee

Nobel prize: Black Helicopter

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:16 PM (+FzLa)

177

Obama = Vizzini

Nobel Prize = Iocane powder

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (3K4hn)

I'm gonna cry. Beautiful.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:16 PM (lN56Y)

178 Obama: False Pride
Nobel: Pat on back.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 06:16 PM (/Ft4q)

179

Obama = Gerbil

Nobel Prize = Richard Gere's squeek hole.

Posted by: CAD Daddy at October 09, 2009 06:16 PM (T400w)

180

Obama: Ted Kennidy

Nobel Prize: Bridge over canal

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 06:16 PM (ymwj3)

181

Obama = Fredo

Nobel = fishing boat

Posted by: buzz at October 09, 2009 06:17 PM (kwhut)

182 Obama = Dog
Nobel = Dog's Vomit

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:17 PM (lN56Y)

183 Obama = CNN at 8pm
Nobel Prize = Red Eye at 3am

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 09, 2009 06:17 PM (cMo6P)

184 Obama = Steven King

Nobel Prize = Careless Driver

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:17 PM (jlvw3)

185 Obama = "Yes!"

Nobel Committee = Scene from Crying Game.

Posted by: angler at October 09, 2009 06:17 PM (Yv052)

186 Obama = Dracula Blackula

Nobel Prize = a mirror

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:17 PM (sey23)

187 Obama = Obama
Nobel Prize = White House window

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:18 PM (xVKXy)

188 Obama = Charlie Brown
Nobel Prize = Lucy with the football

Posted by: Peaches at October 09, 2009 06:18 PM (9Wv2j)

189

Obama = Edwards.

Nobel Prize = The Enquirer.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 06:18 PM (IDvmq)

190 >>Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 06:14 PM (VoetP)

Obama = Van Halen

Nobel Prize = Gary Sherone

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 06:18 PM (pkOAj)

191

Obama: urethra

Nobel Committee: gonorrhrea

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at October 09, 2009 06:18 PM (i+bkG)

192 Obama: Mary Jo Kopechne

Nobel: Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:18 PM (UOM48)

193 Obama = Yucatan Peninsula

Nobel Peace Prize = Chixulub

SUMMON THE METEORS

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 06:18 PM (erIg9)

194 Obama = Pig
NPP = lipstick

_{(Note sly allusion to Obama's bashing of Palin).}

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:18 PM (KNy97)

195 Obama = a bottle of wine
Nobel Prize = Christopher Hitchens

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:18 PM (xVKXy)

196 Nobel = Pearls
Obama = [edited to avoid offending Muslims]

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:18 PM (lN56Y)

197 Nobel Prize: Zac Efron

Obama: Screech

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:18 PM (jlvw3)

198

Nobel Prize = Star Wars

Obama = Jar Jar Binks

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (kwarN)

199

Obama = Mira Sorvino

Nobel = Oscar

Posted by: gp at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (euT6j)

200 Obama = Waste
Nobel Prize = Excess

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (jgwoG)

201 Obama: Yes we can!
Nobel: Surely you jest.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (/Ft4q)

202 Obama = Alfred Nobel
Nobel Prize = the prize named after him

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (cMo6P)

203

Obama: Tom Arnold's wife

Nobel Prize: Singing the national anthem

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (ymwj3)

204
Nobel Prize = "Let's go to the tape"

Obama = tapeworm

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (oEAm5)

205 Obama = That kid from Christmas Story

Nobel Prize = Red Rider BBGun

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (pkOAj)

206 Obama: 70's pothead

NPP: Paraquat

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (x+Mi6)

207 Obama's head

Nobel: Marine One door

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (UOM48)

208 NPP: Andy Richter

Obama: Wolf Blitzer

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (n1uMU)

209 Obama=The Death Star
Nobel Peace Prize=R2D2

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 06:19 PM (dhFYq)

210 #190 Its "Cherone", and its hilarious!

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (KNy97)

211 Obama: John Edwards
Nobel: Andrew Young, with the video

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (r7Vc3)

212

Obama = New York Times

Nobel Prize = ACORN news

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (IDvmq)

213 Nobel Prize: John Edwards connecting with his dead son

Obama: John Edwards connecting with his live daughter

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (jlvw3)

214 Obama = New Orleans

Nobel = Levees

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (xGXz7)

215 Obama: Ace

Nobel Prize: Stuck Israeli tank

Posted by: slatz at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (B9oNo)

216 Obama = Scooby Doo

Nobel Prize = Scrappy Doo

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (2FZO3)

217 ouch. Mine was mean.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (jlvw3)

218

Obama: Andrew Sullivan

Nobel Prize: RawMuscleGlutes

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (+FzLa)

219 Obama = Palin Steele, the biggest dummy on AOSHQ

Nobel Prize = Anything he posts

Posted by: nickless, trolling the trolls at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (MMC8r)

220

Obama-Traci Lords gaping hole

Nobel Prize- Ron Jeremy's gargantuan cock

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (ijo2L)

221 Obama = Elaine
Nobel Peace prize = dancing

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (KNy97)

222

Obama = shit

Nobel Prize = stink

Posted by: trentk269 at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (Jb7eL)

223 Nobel Prize: John Edwards connecting with his dead son

Obama: John Edwards connecting with his live daughter

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (jlvw3)

I got splattered by that one all the way over here.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (lN56Y)

224 217 ouch. Mine was mean.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:20 PM (jlvw3)

A-

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (erIg9)

225 Obama: Sonny Bono
Nobel Prize: Tree

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (IqfKc)

226 Nobel Prize: Big Tits

Obama: Good personality

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (jlvw3)

227 Obama = Pelosi's current job

Nobel Peace Prize = Democratic over-reach and low unemployment stretching on into the fall of 2010.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (cxGtL)

228 Barack Obama = Jimmy Carter

Nobel Peace Prize = Nobel Peace Prize

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (T1l1O)

229

Nobel Comittee = Al Davis

Obama = JaMarcus Russell

Posted by: RWGibson13 at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (z5fvI)

230
Obama: Rachel Corrie

Nobel Prize: Israeli Bulldozer

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (+FzLa)

231
Nobel = barfly

Obama = horny drunk at 2:00am

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (jvrmc)

232 Obama: The world.
Nobel: Scared shitless.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (/Ft4q)

233 NPP: Picture of Helen Thomas

Obama: My eyes

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (n1uMU)

234 Obama = Dorian Gray

Nobel Prize = Dorian Gray's portrait

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:21 PM (sey23)

235
Obama: Tel Aviv
Nobel Prize: The number one spot on my targeting list.

Posted by: Ahmed Ahmadinejad at October 09, 2009 06:22 PM (cPXi0)

236

Obama: Cute baby

Nobel Prize: full diaper

Posted by: B Ciz at October 09, 2009 06:22 PM (ymwj3)

237 O = Fresh baked cookies

N = Sour Milk

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 06:22 PM (FhPAC)

238 194 just thought of the lipstick pig....

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 06:22 PM (eA3tl)

239 There are some old-timers on this thread. I haven't seen paraquat for eons!

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:22 PM (sey23)

240

Obama = Charlie Gibson

Nobel Prize = ACORN

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 06:22 PM (IDvmq)

241 Obama: the beaming glow of Nancy Pelosi's smile

Nobel Prize: the welcoming gleam of a surgeon's scalpel

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:22 PM (jlvw3)

242

Obama- Mackenzie Phillips

Nobel Prize- John Phillips

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 06:22 PM (ijo2L)

243

Obama = Igor, standing in an open grave commenting to Dr. Frankenstein that things would be worse if it were raining

Nobel Peace Prize = Rain

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 06:22 PM (VoetP)

244 Barack Obama = Cowbell

Nobel Peace Prize = Cowbell

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 06:23 PM (T1l1O)

245 Obama: The sand.
Nobel: Ostrich.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 06:23 PM (/Ft4q)

246 Obama = Homeowner Halloween night

Nobel Peace Prize = Flaming bag of dog shit

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 06:23 PM (erIg9)

247 Obama = Las Vegas hooker

Nobel Prize = Charlie Sheen on a tear

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 06:23 PM (2FZO3)

248 Obama = Seattle Seahawks

Nobel Prize = throwback uniforms day

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:23 PM (sey23)

249 I nominate Obama for The X Prize!

Why "X"?

Because it's anybody's guess what it's for, of course.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 06:23 PM (QECjC)

250 Obama = Schlamozzle
Nobel = Schlemiel

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:23 PM (lN56Y)

251 Obama: idiot
Nobel: the village

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 06:23 PM (r7Vc3)

252 Obama = Cleveland Browns
Nobel = John Elway

Posted by: Mel at October 09, 2009 06:24 PM (myPP6)

253
Obama: Black player on the Cincinnati Reds

Nobel Prize: Marge Schott

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:24 PM (+FzLa)

254

Obama = Dolphins

Nobel Prize = Nick Saban

Still, ROLL TIDE!!

Posted by: TIDERGUY at October 09, 2009 06:24 PM (vjjp0)

255 Nobel Prize= the 2009 American Recovery and Reinvestment Act

Obama=Jobs

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 09, 2009 06:24 PM (xzs3c)

256 Obama = Seinfelds Kramer
Nobel Prize = some customer with a cell phone video cam

Posted by: jcp at October 09, 2009 06:24 PM (DHNp4)

257 I may have in fact, reversed the roles in my last post. they seem to be interchangeable.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 06:24 PM (erIg9)

258 Obama = Jimmy Carter.

Nobel Peace Prize = Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:24 PM (KNy97)

259 Besides, Obama deserves the X-Prize for putting the first deficit into orbit!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 06:24 PM (QECjC)

260 Obama: Allahpundit
Nobel Prize: Date night

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:24 PM (xVKXy)

261
Obama = World Peace

Nobel = Iranian Nukes

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 06:25 PM (eA3tl)

262 Obama: Bucket on head.
Nobel: Rocks for bucket.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 06:25 PM (/Ft4q)

263

Obama: Russian soldier

Nobel: grenade under dead Jennifer Grey

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at October 09, 2009 06:25 PM (i+bkG)

264 Obama=Chrissy Mathews

Nobel=Reality

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:25 PM (UOM48)

265 sometimes it's not clear which goes where. The rule is whatever is better, or defeats, the other is the Nobel prize, but sometimes it's really kinda confusing.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:25 PM (jlvw3)

266

Obama: A drunken David Hasselhoff with a hamburger.

Nobel Prize: Cell Phone

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:25 PM (+FzLa)

267 O = Chili

N = Gas

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 06:25 PM (FhPAC)

268 253
Obama: Black player facial hair on the Cincinnati Reds

Nobel Prize: Marge Schott

fify

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:25 PM (sey23)

269 There are some old-timers on this thread. I haven't seen paraquat for eons!

I'm only 43.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 06:25 PM (x+Mi6)

270
Obama = "It's impossible. I...I'm still a virgin!"

Nobel Prize = bus station toilet seat

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 06:25 PM (oEAm5)

271

Obama- Rachel Maddow

Nobel Prize-Rachel Maddows tatooed and heavily pierced bulldyke girlfriend

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 06:25 PM (ijo2L)

272 Obama = David Brooks

Nobel Prize = Creased Trousers

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:26 PM (jlvw3)

273 Obama = Guy standing in front of the fan
Nobel Committee = Gastrointestinally distressed bovine

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:26 PM (lN56Y)

274 Obama = our economy
Nobel Prize = Bernanke

Posted by: jcp at October 09, 2009 06:26 PM (DHNp4)

275

Obama = <a href'="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf66r0nQa0Y">Pole Vaulter</a>

Nobel Prize = Pole

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:26 PM (kwarN)

276 Obama=Obama leering at young girl's ass at G-8

Nobel=Michelle's $6,000 purse with a brick in it

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:26 PM (UOM48)

277 Obama = the guy with big hands

Nobel = Secretariat

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 09, 2009 06:26 PM (u61UO)

278

NPP = 400 lb woman falling from a building

Obama = landing spot

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 06:26 PM (rVJH4)

279 Obama = Hindenburg

Nobel Prize = Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 06:26 PM (2FZO3)

280 Obama: Campaign staffers

Nobel Prize: Ted Kennedy

Posted by: slatz at October 09, 2009 06:26 PM (B9oNo)

281 erm, schlemiel, schlemazel

thanks

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at October 09, 2009 06:27 PM (taJZA)

282 Obama: Dick
Nobel: Zipper.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 06:27 PM (/Ft4q)

283 Obama=Xavier St. Cloud
NPP=Duncan Macleod

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 06:27 PM (dhFYq)

284

Y-Not

seriously the Jets have the ugliest throwback uniforms imaginable the Seahawks throw backs are works of art by comparison.

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 06:27 PM (jvrmc)

285 Obama = Ol' Yeller

Nobel Peace Prize = Travis

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 06:27 PM (erIg9)

286 Obama: John Kerry
Nobel Prize: Purple Heart

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:27 PM (xVKXy)

287 Obama = Rosie O'Donnell making fun of Trump's hair

Nobel Prize = Donald Trump Making fun of Rosie's O'Donnell's obesity, failures, lack of talent, ugliness, stupidity, and fact he's going to send over someone to steal her girlfriend away

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:27 PM (jlvw3)

288

Obama = needle dick

NPP = size super large condom

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 06:27 PM (rVJH4)

289

Obama = Heckler

Nobel Prize = Michael Richards

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:27 PM (kwarN)

290 Obama = Britney Spears

Nobel Prize = K-Fed

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 06:28 PM (pkOAj)

291 Obama: Bill Buckner
Nobel Prize: Ball hit right up the first base line.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 06:28 PM (IqfKc)

292 Obama = My dick

Nobel Prize = My hand

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:28 PM (jlvw3)

293 Nobel Prize=Dick Cheney on a turkey shoot.

Obama=Dick Cheney's friend's face

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 09, 2009 06:28 PM (xzs3c)

294

Obama- Cub Scout troop 356

NObel Prize- Barney Frank on 3 viagras and a bottle of pinot

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 06:28 PM (ijo2L)

295 Obama = young female intern in 5 block radius of Ed Sullivan Theater
Nobel Prize = Bitter gap toothed cad

Posted by: jcp at October 09, 2009 06:28 PM (DHNp4)

296 O = Charlie Brown on Halloween

N = Rock

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 06:28 PM (FhPAC)

297 Obama=Stedman Graham

Nobel=Oprah

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:29 PM (UOM48)

298 Obama: Steel

Nobel Prize: Fire

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:29 PM (jlvw3)

299
Obama: Ernest Byner

Nobel Prize: "The Fumble"

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:29 PM (+FzLa)

300

Obama=Red Sox Win World Series.

Nobel Prize=Bill Buckner's glove.

Posted by: madamex at October 09, 2009 06:29 PM (SXrS5)

301 #228 gmta (rat bastard!)

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:29 PM (KNy97)

302 Obama = Taylor Swift at MTV awards

Nobel Prize = Kanye West

Posted by: Uh-huh at October 09, 2009 06:29 PM (EnLGh)

303 296 O = Charlie Brown on Halloween

N = Rock

FTW!

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 06:29 PM (x+Mi6)

304 Obama: Large breasts (wife).
Nobel: Droop.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 06:29 PM (/Ft4q)

305
Nobel = Super Model

Obama = Fat Chicks w/n health insurance

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 06:29 PM (eA3tl)

306 Obama = a tight young cheerleader interested in a little experimentation

Nobel Peace Prize = Rosie O'Donnel's strap-on

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 06:30 PM (cxGtL)

307 Obama = Little Kid
Nobel Committee = Child Molester
These Comments = Judge Wapner on a Bender

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:30 PM (lN56Y)

308 Obama: Appetite for Destruction

Nobel Prize: Chinese Democracy

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:30 PM (jlvw3)

309

Obama = Can't get enough chipotle

Nobel = a quarter cup of blood

(Did anyone see South Park on Wednesday? It was advertised here.)

Posted by: FireHorse at October 09, 2009 06:30 PM (Vl5GH)

310 Obama: Chrissy Matthews

Nobel Prize: Tingle up the leg

Posted by: RoadRunner at October 09, 2009 06:30 PM (e3rOI)

311

Obama- Little girls

Nobel Prize- Roman Polanski

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 06:30 PM (ijo2L)

312

Obama = teenager on Elm St.

Nobel Prize = sound asleep

Posted by: Burt TC at October 09, 2009 06:30 PM (fSQAV)

313 Obama = Constitutionally guaranteed Freedom and Liberty
Nobel Prize = Obama

Posted by: jcp at October 09, 2009 06:30 PM (DHNp4)

314

Nobel = trick or treat bag

Obama = healthy snack food.

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 06:30 PM (jvrmc)

315 Obama=Keef Olberdouche

Nobel=Dr. Charles Krauthammer

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (UOM48)

316
Obama: Over curious teenager at 3 o' clock in the morning

Nobel Prize: 2 girls, 1 Cup

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (+FzLa)

317 O = Dirty Deeds

N = Done Dirt Cheap

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (FhPAC)

318 Obama=Chris Matthew's tingle
NPP=saltpeter

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (dhFYq)

319 Obama: Just words.
Nobel: Just words.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (/Ft4q)

320 Obama- Jenna Haze

Nobel- Peter North

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (rzy8U)

321

Obama-Dog farts permeating the living room

Nobel Prize- Can of lysol

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (ijo2L)

322 sometimes it's not clear which goes where. The rule is whatever is better, or defeats, the other is the Nobel prize, but sometimes it's really kinda confusing.

2 variants:

* Build a joke on the fact that the Nobel Prize committee has Obama's cock implanted in its mouth balls deep
* Build a joke on the fact that the Nobel Prize committee highlighted to the entire world Obama hasn't done jack

That's probably what's causing the confusion. some people build theirs on the first option, others build it on the latter. some don't even think about it.

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (xVKXy)

323 Obama = honeymoon on the beach

Nobel Prize = Aunt Flow

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (sey23)

324 Obama= Olden Twins
Nobel Prize= 1995 Emmy for lifetime achievment

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (zTCs0)

325 Nobel Prize: Marion Ravenwood

Obama: Short Round

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:32 PM (jlvw3)

326 Nobel = Crack Whore
Obama = Guy with Rock

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:32 PM (lN56Y)

327
Obama: Steve Miller

Nobel Prize: Abracadabra

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:32 PM (+FzLa)

328 Obama= Hitman in Airlock
NPP= Sean Connery at the Airlock switch.

Posted by: Iblis at October 09, 2009 06:32 PM (vC0Yx)

329 Obama: Hillary Clinton
Nobel Prize: Sniper Fire

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:32 PM (xVKXy)

330 Obama = Mask.
Nobel Prize = Mr. Phelps.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:32 PM (KNy97)

331

Nobel = The Play

Obama = The Trombone

Posted by: Joe Marier at October 09, 2009 06:32 PM (dr1s2)

332

Obama = Gestating fetus

Nobel Peace Prize = Thalidamide

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 06:32 PM (VoetP)

333 Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:31 PM (xVKXy)

Third option: obama didn't deserve it.

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:33 PM (xVKXy)

334 Obama = rock

Nobel Prize = paper

Ace of Spades = scissors!

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:33 PM (sey23)

335 Obama: Ahmadinejad
Nobel: Laughing.

Posted by: Old Sailor at October 09, 2009 06:33 PM (/Ft4q)

336 Obama=loved starved Gibbsy

Nobel=Helen Thomas

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:33 PM (UOM48)

337
Obama: Jefferson Airplane

Nobel Prize: The Starship

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:33 PM (+FzLa)

338 Obama=Playboy's Special Edition
NPP=of Helen Thomas

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 06:33 PM (dhFYq)

339
Obama = Bela Lugosi

Nobel Prize = Plan 9 From Outer Space

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 06:34 PM (oEAm5)

340 Obama = David Letterman two week ago
Nobel Peace Prize = David Letterman this week.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:34 PM (KNy97)

341 Obama = Darth Vader

Nobel Prize = Anakin Skywalker

(for the Star Wars nerds..)

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 06:34 PM (pkOAj)

342 Obama: Stephanie Birkitt spending a romantic weekend with her boyfriend

Nobel Prize: "Honey, you kind of smell like Spam and old man balls"

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:34 PM (jlvw3)

343

Obama = Munchkin trying to pass as a min/maxer

Nobel Prize = His +5 Vorpal Sword of Slay Everything Except Me

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 09, 2009 06:34 PM (pZEar)

344

Obama = Gestating fetus

Nobel Peace Prize = Thalidamide

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 06:32 PM (VoetP)

This makes top ten quickly.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:34 PM (lN56Y)

345

Nobel Prize = D&D

Obama = 4th edition

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:34 PM (kwarN)

346 Obama = four Aces

Nobel Peace Prize = FIVE aces

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:34 PM (sey23)

347 Obama- horny 12 year old

Nobel- wavy lines over the spice channel

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 06:34 PM (rzy8U)

348 Obama=acting career

Nobel=Brian Denehy

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:35 PM (UOM48)

349 Obama: Van Halen
Nobel Prize: Keyboards

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 06:35 PM (IqfKc)

350
Nobel = hot horny Brazilian babe waiting in the bedroom

Obama = limpdick on the couch watching the Bears get creamed.

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 06:35 PM (jvrmc)

351 Obama: multiple O's

Nobel prize: premature ejaculation

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 09, 2009 06:35 PM (06whO)

352 Yeah i was just assuming it was the nobel prize kicking obamas ass b/c they made him look like King Dousche of fuck mountain, but i see the other side as well.

Posted by: TMF at October 09, 2009 06:35 PM (ijo2L)

353

Obama = Moose

Nobel = Palin

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:35 PM (kwarN)

354 Obama: Rolling a natural 20!

Nobel Prize: Life isn't fucking Dungeons and Dragons, queerbait

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:36 PM (jlvw3)

355 Obama: fred sanford
Nobel: Aunt esther

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 06:36 PM (r7Vc3)

356 @323 - AWESOME!!!!!!

Posted by: Trish at October 09, 2009 06:36 PM (0U5Kd)

357 Obama=lovesick and horny

Nobel=Rachel Maddow

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:36 PM (UOM48)

358 Obama = Common mobster
Nobel = Concrete Loafers

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:36 PM (lN56Y)

359 Obama= David Brooks' lips
Prize= Obama's booty

Posted by: * at October 09, 2009 06:36 PM (qvo9f)

360 Obama = Hans Gruber

Nobel = Nakatomi Building

Posted by: nickless, trolling the trolls at October 09, 2009 06:37 PM (MMC8r)

361 To expand on my previous post with examples:

* Build a joke on the fact that the Nobel Prize committee has Obama's cock implanted in its mouth balls deep

Obama = Michelle's well toned arms
Nobel Prize = Associated Press

* Build a joke on the fact that the Nobel Prize committee highlighted to the entire world Obama hasn't done jack

Obama = young Thai boy
Nobel Prize = France's Culture Minister

* obama didn't deserve it.
Obama = Acorn
Nobel Prize = Federal Funding

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:37 PM (xVKXy)

362 Obama = Gollum
Nobel = The Ring

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 06:37 PM (aVQo/)

363 354

Obama: collection of die

Nobel Peace Prize: my vacuum cleaner

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:37 PM (sey23)

364

Obama = Gettting a masssage

Nobel = Whoops, prostate massage

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:37 PM (kwarN)

365 I'm going with O=something great, N=something which diminishes the greatness spectacularly.

Obama=The Wizard of Oz
NPP=Toto

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 06:37 PM (dhFYq)

366 I think it's really supposed to be the Nobel Prize kicking his ass.

Or being his downfall.

In some situations the "downfall" is confusing, because it often seems like the obama one is better than the nobel prize one.

Look it doesn't matter.

Obama = Rules

Nobel Prize = Martin Riggs

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:37 PM (jlvw3)

367 Obama = skeleton
Nobel = high priest

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 06:38 PM (KeHPo)

368 Obama = Man's Dream of Flight
Nobel = Gravity

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:38 PM (lN56Y)

369 Obama = Appalachian Trail hike
Nobel Prize = Mark Sanford

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:38 PM (xVKXy)

370

B-Rock=Me

Nobel=Bacon

Posted by: NYC Retired at October 09, 2009 06:38 PM (/XkdZ)

371 Obama = Coke
NPP = New Coke

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:38 PM (KNy97)

372 Obama=Bo the dog

Nobel=vet

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:38 PM (UOM48)

373 O = Good Personality

N = Ugly

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 06:38 PM (FhPAC)

374

Obama: Randi Rhodes

Nobel Prize: Ketel One

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:38 PM (+FzLa)

375 Obama = Humor
Nobel Prize = Margaret Cho

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:39 PM (xVKXy)

376 Obama= Ear
Nobel=Van Gogh

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 06:39 PM (tKfZv)

377 Obama = Pit bull
Nobel = Michael Vick

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:39 PM (KNy97)

378 Obama = Your hot girlfriend
Nobel = Her Period

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:39 PM (lN56Y)

379 Obama = Youth

Nobel Prize = Time

Posted by: nickless, getting philosophical at October 09, 2009 06:39 PM (MMC8r)

380 Obama=Levi Johnson

Nobel=Track Palin

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:39 PM (UOM48)

381 Obama = Jackass

Nobel = Horse Dick

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 06:39 PM (1rflU)

382 Nobel: An award given for achievement, which has historically been awarded to a preponderance of Jews and Europeans, and a notable lack of Muslim recipients.

Obama: Who the fk knows.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at October 09, 2009 06:40 PM (taJZA)

383
Obama = hungry stoner

Nobel Prize = year old Cheez Whiz

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 06:40 PM (oEAm5)

384 Obama=Picnic

Noble Prize==ants and rain.

Posted by: Tee 866 at October 09, 2009 06:40 PM (TFoyC)

385 Obama = Chuck
Nobel Prize = Joe Biden

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:40 PM (xVKXy)

386 Nobel Prize = treasure horde
Obama = sweetwater potion

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 06:40 PM (KeHPo)

387 Obama = A scoop of vanilla ice cream
Nobel = 65 pounds of sprinkles

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:40 PM (lN56Y)

388 Obama = Swimmer in shark-infested waters

Nobel = Lucky ham

Posted by: nickless, old joke at October 09, 2009 06:40 PM (MMC8r)

389 Obama = my childhood dream of somehow being transformed into a cool animal like an eagle or a dragon.

Nobel Peace Prize = my realization of how much life would suck without opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 06:40 PM (cxGtL)

390 Obama = Garfield

Nobel Prize = Lasagna

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:41 PM (jlvw3)

391

Obama: Barack

Nobel Prize: Michelle

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at October 09, 2009 06:41 PM (i+bkG)

392 Obama = Ace picking the top ten and creating a AoS poll.

Nobel = This one not on it.

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 06:41 PM (FhPAC)

393

Obama = X/Y thread

Nobel prize = Explanatory instructions

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2009 06:41 PM (3K4hn)

394 Obama = A tingle up my leg
Nobel = Lou Gehrig's Disease

Posted by: Chris Mathews at October 09, 2009 06:41 PM (lN56Y)

395 Obama=My segmented plastic container of Star Fleet Battles counters organized by hull size and race
NPP=Gravity.

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 06:41 PM (dhFYq)

396

Obama : "You got me a Gift?"

Nobel : "It's under the Pillow..."

Posted by: Chris Matthews at October 09, 2009 06:41 PM (zTAfB)

397

Obama = Ted Kennedy

Nobel = Mary Jo after car bath

Posted by: MAJ O at October 09, 2009 06:42 PM (rhqHD)

398 In some situations the "downfall" is confusing, because it often seems like the obama one is better than the nobel prize one.

Simple. It all boils down to nuance. After 9 months of glorious Obama rule you should've caught on.

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:42 PM (sey23)

399 Obama = Star Wars
Nobel Prize = George Lucas

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:42 PM (xVKXy)

400

Obama = Oliver Douglas

Nobel Peace Prize = Everyone else in Hooterville

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 06:42 PM (VoetP)

401

Obama: Hmmm, I wonder whats on this tape ?

Nobel Prize: Mom & Dad having sex

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:42 PM (+FzLa)

402
Obama = disarmament

Nobel = in-coming

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 06:42 PM (eA3tl)

403 Obama- 2 girls

Nobel- 1 cup

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 06:42 PM (rzy8U)

404 Shit, I just saw mine at 192. Good on ya Jane D'oh.

Posted by: MAJ O at October 09, 2009 06:42 PM (rhqHD)

405 Obama = Gerald Ford
NPP = Chevy Chase

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:42 PM (KNy97)

406

Obama = ol' chum...

Nobel Peace Prize = p.

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 06:42 PM (T1l1O)

407 Obama: Friday night
Nobel: Dump

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (r7Vc3)

408 Obama = Spending a night partying with the Kennedys

Nobel Prize = Drinks aren't free

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (jlvw3)

409 Obama = Horny teen

Nobel = Acne

Posted by: nickless, adolescent pain at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (MMC8r)

410
Obama: Lynyrd Skynyrd

Nobel Prize: a poorly-maintained airplane

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (TnUnj)

411

Obama = Mike Brady

Nobel = Perm

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (kwarN)

412 Obama = Al Franken
Nobel Prize = Minnesota

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (xVKXy)

413 Obama = cute new pumps

Nobel Prize = cute new puppy

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (sey23)

414 Obama = Les Nessman, WKRP

Nobel Prize = Flying turkeys

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (7O/Eb)

415 obama = uh uh uh uh

nobel prize = mmmm mmmm mmmm

Posted by: nyc redneck at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (WtLhy)

416 Dedicated to Anvil

Obamuh: Pubic hair
Nobel: "march of the crabs"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (IqfKc)

417 Obama = Teh Awesome
Nobel = OK he aint that fucking awesome. No shit. WTF?

Posted by: The MSM at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (lN56Y)

418 Obama: media whore
Nobel Prize: Obama's whore

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 06:44 PM (HAdov)

419 Obama = Bill

Nobel Peace Prize = Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

Posted by: franksalterego at October 09, 2009 06:44 PM (GKyIE)

420

Nobel Prize = albatross carcass

Obama = ancient mariner

Posted by: BKWillis at October 09, 2009 06:44 PM (T8cFl)

421 Obama: My first blowjob

Nobel Prize: His name was Gus

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:44 PM (jlvw3)

422
Obama: Sonny Bono, jonesin' to get some skiing in
Nobel Prize: a tree

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 09, 2009 06:44 PM (TnUnj)

423 Obama = schoolbus full of children
Nobel Prize = Rosie O'Donnell/Michael Moore tag team

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:44 PM (xVKXy)

424 Obama = Elvis

Nobel Prize = The toilet

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 06:45 PM (pkOAj)

425 Obama = John Lennon
Nobel Prize = Bullets

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:45 PM (xVKXy)

426 Obamuh: Bill Ayers' girlfriend
Nobel: Nail bomb

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 06:45 PM (IqfKc)

427 ace,
Call me.

Posted by: Gus at October 09, 2009 06:45 PM (sey23)

428 Nobel Prize: A freaking joke that the World has been laughing at the last few decades

Obama: A freaking joke that the World has been laughing at the last few months

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 06:45 PM (HAdov)

429 Obama: My first blowjob

Nobel Prize: His name was Gus

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:44 PM (jlvw3)

Obama = My first blow job.

Nobel = My aching jaws.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:45 PM (lN56Y)

430

Obama = comfortable retirement

Nobel = Bernie Madoff

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 06:46 PM (QoR4a)

431 Obama = Dan Quayle
Nobel Prize = Potato

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:46 PM (xVKXy)

432 I got nothing.
(hangs head in shame)

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at October 09, 2009 06:46 PM (tzcjs)

433 Obama==Scooby-Doo

NPP==Scooby Snacks

Posted by: Tee 866 at October 09, 2009 06:46 PM (TFoyC)

434

Obama = Timothy 'look at those cuddly bears' Treadwell

Nobel Prize = Big fucking Grizzly

Posted by: LGoPs at October 09, 2009 06:46 PM (tm/sN)

435 Obama: Randy Rhoads
Nobel: Ozzy's tour bus

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 06:46 PM (r7Vc3)

436 431. Potatoe. FIFY.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 06:46 PM (cxGtL)

437 Obama=Jack
Nobel=Rose in frozen ocean screaming, Jack...Jack...

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (tKfZv)

438 Obamuh: ACORN
Nobel Prize: Hannah Giles

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (IqfKc)

439

Obama: Blowing Chunks

Nobel: Chunks is the dog

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (i+bkG)

440

Obama = Cheers

Nobel = Kirstie Alley

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (kwarN)

441 Obama: Anne Frank

Nobel Prize: Crunchy Doritos

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (jlvw3)

442 Obama = Easy Bake Oven

Nobel Prize = 4 watt light bulb

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (sey23)

443 Obama = Kanye West
Nobel Prize = the Internet

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (xVKXy)

444 Obama: Affirmative Action President
Nobel Prize: Affirmative Action Award

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (HAdov)

445
Obama: Pat O'Brien

Nobel Prize: Saved voice messages

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (+FzLa)

446 Obama = Fat Bastard
Nobel Prize = The homing device Felicity Shagwell shoved up his ass
America = The toilet bowl where the homing device and FB's 100-pound crap drops

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (xqhoO)

447 I got nothing.
(hangs head in shame)

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at October 09, 2009 06:46 PM (tzcjs)

Locus Ceruleus = Got nothing

Obama = Got nothing

Nobel Committee= Got nothing

Sorry about your company, dude.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (lN56Y)

448 Obama = Degrees from Ivy league schools.
Nobel Prize = Copy of transcript

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (KNy97)

449 Obama = company picnic

Nobel Peace Prize = Sally Mae's potato salad

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (sey23)

450

Obama = Romancing the Stone

Noebl = Jewel of the Nile

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:48 PM (kwarN)

451

Obama = Ace's blog advertising revenue

Nobel = accidental lesbian pron link

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 06:48 PM (QoR4a)

452 Obama: Lady Diana

Nobel Prize: MI-6

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:48 PM (jlvw3)

453 Obama = Mr. Creosote

Nobel Prize = Waffer theen meent

Posted by: darryl, that guy over by the garbage furnace at October 09, 2009 06:48 PM (RSotP)

454

Obama=Milli Vanilli

Nobel Peace Prize=Best New Artist Grammy

Posted by: JDwinston at October 09, 2009 06:48 PM (6sodA)

455 I'm the only one who's even gonna get this one but whatever:

Obama = Pain
Nobel Prize = The Kyuubi

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:48 PM (xVKXy)

456 Obama: Overnight Thread

NPP: Surprise appearance by Honest Cloud

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 06:48 PM (x+Mi6)

457

Obama = skydiver with malfuntioning parachute

Nobel Prize = earth

Sound effect = Splat!

Posted by: LGoPs at October 09, 2009 06:48 PM (tm/sN)

458 411
Obama = Mike Brady

Nobel = Perm

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:43 PM (kwarN)

Jokes on you: the actor that played Mike Brady actually had naturally curly hair.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (QECjC)

459 Obama = skilled labor

Nobel Peace Prize = the assembly line

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (cxGtL)

460 Obama- guy not wearing shirt

Nobel- Anka

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (rzy8U)

461 Obama: Jackie Kennedy's Dress

Nobel Prize: John Kennedy's Head

(Okay... too far.)

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (jlvw3)

462 Obama: Anne Frank

Nobel Prize: Crunchy Doritos

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:47 PM (jlvw3)

Omg, that was awful. The good kind of awful

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (+FzLa)

463

Obama = Anne Hathaway's squeekhole

Nobel = ... well, you know...

(Use your imaginations you perverts...)

Posted by: Warthog at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (XlpkA)

464 Whoops, didn't see #97- sorry for rerun.

Posted by: darryl, that guy over by the garbage furnace at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (RSotP)

465 Obama = Brittney Spears
Nobel = Cool new haircut.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (KNy97)

466 Obama = Isadora Duncan
Nobel = The Scarf

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (lN56Y)

467 Obama = Charles Johnson
Nobel Prize = His traffic

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (xVKXy)

468 Obama==Tracks

NPP==Train

Posted by: Tee 866 at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (TFoyC)

469 Gus, ace

Get.a.room.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (1rflU)

470

Obama = brand new white couch.

Nobel Peace Prize = some dude's butt covered in Cheetos dust.

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (T1l1O)

471 Nobel Prize = $5 whore circa 1909

Obama = $5 whore circa 2009

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (oEAm5)

472

Obama = King Friday

Nobel = Mr. Rogers' hand

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (kwarN)

473 CoolCzech
Why do you know that?!

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (sey23)

474
Obama: a naive, scared little girl who is asking for it
Nobel prize: Ike Turner*
_{*No, I don't think it's particularly funny, either, but we had some sanctimonious butt-wipe on the ONT a few weeks ago crying like a wet baby about ace making jokes about Ike beating up on Tina, so this one's for him.}

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (TnUnj)

475 Obama=his dear old granny

Nobel=the bus

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (UOM48)

476

Obama = Napoleon.

Nobel Prize = Abba.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (IDvmq)

477 Obama- GnR

Nobel- Chinese Democracy

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (rzy8U)

478 Obama: Camel
Nobel Prize: The straw that broke the camel's back

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 06:50 PM (HAdov)

479
Obama: Sean Young

Nobel Prize: Catwoman

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:51 PM (+FzLa)

480 Obama: Jackie Kennedy's Dress

Nobel Prize: John Kennedy's Head

(Okay... too far.)

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:49 PM (jlvw3)

Obama = John Kennedy's Head

Nobel Committee = Amateur Taxidermist

No Ace. THAT was too far.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:51 PM (lN56Y)

481 Obama = drunk college girl
Nobel Prize = mob of rapist clowns

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:51 PM (xVKXy)

482 Obama = Sharon Tate

Nobel Peace Prize = Charlie Manson

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 06:51 PM (erIg9)

483 Obama = JFK

Nobel = Charles Harrison

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 09, 2009 06:51 PM (TZazt)

484 Obama=The Martians
NPP=The Common Cold

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 06:51 PM (dhFYq)

485

Obama = wicked witch of the west

Nobel = conveniently placed bucket of water

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 06:52 PM (jvrmc)

486
Obama: Cubs
Nobel Prize: Steve Bartman

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 06:52 PM (HAdov)

487 Obama- The Detroit Lions

Nobel- Matt Millen

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2009 06:52 PM (rzy8U)

488 Obama=John-John Kennedy

Nobel=John-John's awesome navigational skillz

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 06:52 PM (UOM48)

489 Obama: San Diego Chargers
Nobel Peace Prize: Ed Hochuli

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 06:52 PM (7O/Eb)

490 Obama: Clowns

NPP: John Wayne Gacy

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 09, 2009 06:53 PM (x+Mi6)

491 Obama=Elizabeth Taylor
Nobel=Ham Sandwich

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 06:53 PM (tKfZv)

492 Obama : The Taliban

Nobel : Soap

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 09, 2009 06:53 PM (TZazt)

493 #485 I took my daughter to that play. Funny in the modern day version (Wicked) it turns out the Wicked Witch of the West was framed.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 06:53 PM (HAdov)

494

Obama = good dialogue.

Nobel Prize = George Lucas.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 06:53 PM (IDvmq)

495 484 excellent H.G.Wells reference!

Posted by: Tee 866 at October 09, 2009 06:54 PM (TFoyC)

496 Obama: John Kennedy's Head
Nobel Prize: (Okay... too far.)

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 06:54 PM (KeHPo)

497 Obama: Your team playing its most hated division rival

Nobel Prize: Dan Dierdorf

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:54 PM (jlvw3)

498 Obama = Goehring's soaring Luftwaffe.

Nobel Peace Prize = Churchill's soaring rhetoric.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 06:54 PM (cxGtL)

499
Obama = "Sittin on the Dock of the Bay"

Nobel Prize = Michael Bolton

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 06:54 PM (oEAm5)

500 #489 Ouch, that still hurts even a year later thinking about that.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 06:54 PM (HAdov)

501 Nobel Committee = Bob Griese
Obama = The Ball

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:54 PM (lN56Y)

502 Obama = 10 year old car
Nobel Prize = cash for clunkers

Posted by: Johnny at October 09, 2009 06:54 PM (xVKXy)

503 Obama: The movie Deep throat
Nobel : Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 06:54 PM (r7Vc3)

504 O = the rose

N = the bloom is off

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 06:54 PM (FhPAC)

505
Obama: Erin Andrews

Nobel prize: Peephole

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:54 PM (+FzLa)

506

Just for CoolCzech:

Obama = Carol Brady

Nobel = Mullet

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:55 PM (kwarN)

507 Obama = Whitney Houston
Nobel = Bobby Brown

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 06:55 PM (pkOAj)

508 Obama = jar of homemade pickles

Nobel Prize = botulism

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:55 PM (sey23)

509 208 NPP: Andy Richter

Obama: Wolf Blitzer

+1

Posted by: rockhead at October 09, 2009 06:55 PM (RykTt)

510 Obama = Star Wars

Nobel Peace Prize = Ewoks or Jar Jar take your pic

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 06:55 PM (erIg9)

511

Obama = Evolution

Nobel Peace Prize = a banana

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 06:55 PM (T1l1O)

512

Obama = your office chair

Nobel = a night of surfing porn

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 06:55 PM (QoR4a)

513

Obama = New Orleans

Nobel Prize = Katrina

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 06:55 PM (ZBY0f)

514

Obama: Hapless Tijuana cougar

Nobel Prize: Dick Cheney's cock

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 06:56 PM (cc7EP)

515 Obama: HP
Nobel Prize: Carly Fiorina

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 06:56 PM (HAdov)

516

Obama: Iraqi jet fighter pilot

Nobel Prize: Hot Israeli spy

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:56 PM (+FzLa)

517

Obama = a 13 year old girl

Nobel Prize = Roman Polanski

(Sorry if this has been done already...)

Posted by: LGoPs at October 09, 2009 06:56 PM (tm/sN)

518

Obama = 2006 Bears

Nobel = Rex Grossman

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 06:56 PM (kwarN)

519 Obama = Craft Services table for 'The View'

Nobel Prize = Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 06:56 PM (2FZO3)

520 I'd like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow-white turtle doves

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms
And keep it company
(That's the song I hear)
I'd like to see the world for once
(Let the world sing today)
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills
For peace throughout the land
That's the song I hear
(That's the song I hear)
Let the world sing today
(Let the whole wide world keep singing)
A song of peace that echoes on
And never goes away

Put your hand in my hand
Let's begin today
Put your hand in my hand
Help me find a way

Do I get the Nobel Piece Prize now?

Posted by: drjohn at October 09, 2009 06:56 PM (HXRkG)

521 Nobel Prize = Tylenol
Obama = Sodium Cyanide

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:56 PM (lN56Y)

522
Obama: Microsoft

Nobel Prize: Windows Vista

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (+FzLa)

523 500 posts in 1 hr. Wow.

Posted by: rockhead at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (RykTt)

524 Obama = Ayatolla's tomb

Nobel Peace Prize = Iran's ONLY AWACs

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (erIg9)

525 Obama = great job as a waiter

Nobel Peace Prize = Nicole's sunglasses

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (sey23)

526

Obama = Super Techmo Bowl AI

Nobel = Bo Jackson

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (QoR4a)

527 Obama= Virginity

Nobel = Cheap wine

Posted by: nickless, adolescent pain at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (MMC8r)

528 Obama = your brain
NobelP = your brain on drugs

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (KeHPo)

529 Obama = Ayatolla's tomb

Nobel Peace Prize = Iran's ONLY AWACs

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (erIg9)

Nominated.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (lN56Y)

530 Nobel: Crack
Obama: crack head

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 06:58 PM (r7Vc3)

531 Obama: House of Cards
Nobel Prize: Allergy Sufferer

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 06:58 PM (HAdov)

532 Now that this thread's cooking and people are in the swing, Imma doin' Warden's joke again:

Nobel Prize= "I won't come in your mouth"

Obama = Your mouth

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 06:58 PM (jlvw3)

533 O = limp dick

N = fake internet viagra

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 06:58 PM (FhPAC)

534 Obama = Ace

Nobel Prize = bra hooks

Posted by: nickless, adolescent pain at October 09, 2009 06:58 PM (MMC8r)

535

Obama = Womp Rat

Nobel Prize = Luke Skywalker

Posted by: LGoPs at October 09, 2009 06:58 PM (tm/sN)

536 Obama = great job as a waiter

Nobel Peace Prize = Nicole's sunglasses

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 06:57 PM (sey23)

Definitely another nominee. LOL.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 06:58 PM (lN56Y)

537

Obama = Chicago Cubs

Nobel Prize = Steve Bartman

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 06:58 PM (ZBY0f)

538 Obama = Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds

Nobel Prize = Shatner

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 06:58 PM (2FZO3)

539

Obama = Female AoS lurker's first ever comment

Nobel = Wickedpinto

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 06:59 PM (QoR4a)

540
Obama = Curley Howard

Nobel = cream pie on table.

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 06:59 PM (jvrmc)

541 526

Obama = Super Techmo Bowl AI

Nobel = Bo Jackson

++Good

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 06:59 PM (HAdov)

542 473 CoolCzech
Why do you know that?!

BURP!

Why NOT??

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 06:59 PM (QECjC)

543

Obama: Surfing porn while your wife and mother in law are at the movies.

Nobel Prize: Not being able to click off all the windows before they walk in.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 06:59 PM (+FzLa)

544 Obama = Adam's peaceful bachelor life in the Garden of Eden

Nobel = The sudden arrival of Eve and her lamentable apple fetish

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 06:59 PM (cxGtL)

545

Vote for Barack Obama for the 2009 Heisman Trophy at ESPN

Posted by: trentk269 at October 09, 2009 06:59 PM (Jb7eL)

546 I think the Nobel committee was definitely trying to influence American foreign policy. Now the world's expectations will be for Obama to act like a Nobel winner.

Posted by: JEA at October 09, 2009 06:59 PM (6GUJP)

547 Obama: Me! Me!

NPP: Wee! Wee!

Posted by: mongerel at October 09, 2009 07:00 PM (TVnpl)

548 Clean up on Who came in second? thread. A nest of nasty, and truly ingnorant trolls has appeared. Anyone?

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:00 PM (UOM48)

549 Obama = great job on Wall Street

Nobel Peace Prize = Obama

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 07:00 PM (sey23)

550 Obama = Old person
Nobel = Obamacare

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 07:00 PM (lN56Y)

551 Obama = Britney Spear's Vagina
Nobel Peace Prize Committee = A sharp razor

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:00 PM (QECjC)

552

Obama = My Ex's Framed Picture of her Luftwaffe-Pilot Grandfather (Swastika and all) on her Nightstand.

Nobel = Jewish Me, Smackin' her German Ass and Throwin' Circumcised Darts!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at October 09, 2009 07:00 PM (zTAfB)

553

Obama = 1972 Ford Pinto

Nobel Peace Prize = Gentle nudge from the rear

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 07:01 PM (VoetP)

554 Obama: Cardinals
Nobel Prize: Dodgers

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 07:01 PM (HAdov)

555 Damn Puppet! Begone...

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 07:01 PM (zTAfB)

556

Obama = Hollywood Romance

Nobel = Hayden Christianson

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 07:01 PM (QoR4a)

557

sweet Jesus with a hammer in his hands is this thread supposed to make sense?? I'm in a Sudafed haze and all sorts of confused.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 09, 2009 07:01 PM (fIc+l)

558

Obama = Jenna Jameson's face

Nobel = The High School Football team

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:02 PM (cc7EP)

559

I can't top this with a joke:

Even 70% of the french don't think Obama deserves the reward:

http://tinyurl.com/yhrenyt (link to Fargo internet poll screen shot via winds of change net)

Posted by: ArandomPerson at October 09, 2009 07:02 PM (T0bd+)

560 Obama: The girls from The Facts of Life

Nobel Prize: Chocolate & puberty

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:02 PM (jlvw3)

561

Obama = Alec Baldwin

Nobel = spittle flecked voicemail

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 07:02 PM (pkOAj)

562 Obama=goat

Nobel=Taliban

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:02 PM (UOM48)

563 Obama=San Francisco Cocksucker
Nobel=Wu

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 07:02 PM (tKfZv)

564

Obama = X/Nobel Prize = Y Thread

Nobel = JEA

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 07:02 PM (QoR4a)

565 I'm in a Sudafed haze and all sorts of confused.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 09, 2009 07:01 PM (fIc+l)

I can diagnose that if you post a picture of your boobs.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 07:02 PM (lN56Y)

566
Nobel Prize = The Parent Trap

Obama = Basket Case

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 07:03 PM (oEAm5)

567 obama: bambi

NPP: Godzilla

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at October 09, 2009 07:03 PM (RSotP)

568 Obama: Nixon
Nobel: Watergate Tapes

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:03 PM (4iIhs)

569

Obama = Sam Bowie

Nobel Peace Prize Committee = Portland Trailblazers

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 07:03 PM (T1l1O)

570 obama: penny on train tracks

NPP: train

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at October 09, 2009 07:03 PM (RSotP)

571 Obama = SPF 35 Nobel = solar flare

Posted by: yakmaster at October 09, 2009 07:03 PM (CjMhj)

572

Obama = Alec Baldwin

Nobel = spittle flecked voicemail

Obama = childhood upbringing

Nobel = Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 07:03 PM (QoR4a)

573

Obama = John Lennon

Nobel Prize = Mark Chapman

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 07:03 PM (ZBY0f)

574

Obama = Val Kilmer

Nobel = Role of Madmartigan

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 07:03 PM (kwarN)

575

Obama = Ford Motor Company

Nobel = The Edsel

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:03 PM (cc7EP)

576 Obama=his overinflated ego

Nobel=giant pin

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:04 PM (UOM48)

577
Obama = Tara Reid

Nobel Prize = boob job

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 07:04 PM (oEAm5)

578 Obama -JFK,Jr.
Nobel Prize - That fateful plane trip

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:04 PM (A51gv)

579 Madmartigan! Madmartigan!

Posted by: Willow at October 09, 2009 07:04 PM (cxGtL)

580

Obama = Jethro Tull

Nobel = Under Wraps

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 07:04 PM (kwarN)

581 Obama: Hockey Stick Theory
Nobel Prize: The actual evidence

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 07:05 PM (HAdov)

582 Obama = Humor

Nobel = This Thread

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 09, 2009 07:05 PM (TZazt)

583 Obama=Michelle O

Nobel=Carla Bruni

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:05 PM (UOM48)

584 obama: chargers personnel office

NPP: ryan leaf

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at October 09, 2009 07:05 PM (RSotP)

585

Obama = Lawn Darts

Nobel = The Consumer Products Safety Commission

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:05 PM (cc7EP)

586 Obama = porn
Nobel Committee = 14 year old boy
The rest of us = his jeans

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 09, 2009 07:05 PM (lN56Y)

587 554 Obama: 1987 Cardinals
Nobel Prize: Dodgers Metrodome air conditioners

fify

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 07:05 PM (sey23)

588 Obama = Heel
Nobel = Plantar fasciitis

Posted by: Winston at October 09, 2009 07:06 PM (KquJp)

589 Obama = Moon
Nobel= LCROSS Mission

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 07:06 PM (r7Vc3)

590

Obama = Bill Buckner

Nobel Prize = ground ball

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 07:06 PM (IDvmq)

591 583 Obama=Michelle O

Nobel=Carla Bruni

Ouch! That one probably left a mark.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 07:06 PM (HAdov)

592 576 Obama=his overinflated ego

Nobel=giant pin
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:04 PM (UOM4

Naah, more like:

Obama's head = Balloon
Nobel Peace Prize Committee = $2,000 Hooker w/Oral Fixation

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:06 PM (QECjC)

593

Obama = Leah Thompson's career

Nobel = Howard the Duck

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 07:06 PM (kwarN)

594
Nobel = Guinness Extra Stout

Obama = Billy Beer

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 07:06 PM (eA3tl)

595 obama: buggy whip makers

NPP: Model T

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at October 09, 2009 07:06 PM (RSotP)

596

Obama: Michael Cimino

Nobel prize: Heavens gate

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:06 PM (+FzLa)

597 Obama = Any sitcom

Nobel = Ted McGinley

Posted by: nickless, adolescent pain at October 09, 2009 07:06 PM (MMC8r)

598 Obama=Hobo

Nobel=Ace

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:06 PM (UOM48)

599 What's with all the chargers hate?

Obama: LT
Nobel Prize: Playoffs

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 07:07 PM (HAdov)

600

Obama = Michael Moore

Nobel Prize = latest movie

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 07:07 PM (IDvmq)

601 Obama = 13 year old girl
Nobel Peace Prize Committee = Roman Polanski

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:07 PM (QECjC)

602 Obama = Marvin Martian

Nobel Peace Prize = Bugs Bunny and the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 07:07 PM (erIg9)

603 Obama = Star Trek with Shatner starring

Nobel = Shatner directing

Posted by: nickless, adolescent pain at October 09, 2009 07:07 PM (MMC8r)

604

Obama = Metallica

Nobel = 1989 Grammy's

Posted by: vai2112 at October 09, 2009 07:07 PM (pkOAj)

605 Obama: Client Number 9

Nobel Prize: Client Numbers 1-8

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:07 PM (jlvw3)

606

Obama = Madmartigan

Nobel = Willow saying "You are great!"

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 07:08 PM (kwarN)

607 Obama=CNN

Nobel=Red Eye w/Greg Gutfield

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:08 PM (UOM48)

608 Obama = ObamaCare
Nobel = Obama

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:08 PM (4iIhs)

609

Obama = Slice off the Tee into Water Hazard

Nobel Prize = Duck Hook Left Out of Bounds

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 07:08 PM (ZBY0f)

610

Obama = Pigeon flying in baseball stadium

Nobel = Randy Johnson fastball

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:08 PM (cc7EP)

611 Obama = Father of the Year
Nobel = Bob Saget

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 07:08 PM (r7Vc3)

612 577
Obama = Tara Reid

Nobel Prize = boob job

They're alive... ALIVE, I say!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:08 PM (QECjC)

613 Obama: Happy Gilmore
Nobel Prize: Bob Barker

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 07:08 PM (HAdov)

614 Nobel Prize = A cruise in a convertible on a warm autumn day.
Obama = JFK

Posted by: rockhead at October 09, 2009 07:08 PM (RykTt)

615

Obama = Michael Moore

Nobel Prize = latest movie

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 07:07 PM (IDvmq)

Obama = Denny's Buffet

Nobel Peace Prize = Michael Moore

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 07:08 PM (erIg9)

616 Obama = How hot Carrie Fisher was in Jabba the Hut's fortress in Return of the Jedi.

Nobel = Heroine, Cheetos, and 3 decades.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (cxGtL)

617 Obama = Obama
Nobel Prize = Nobel Prize

Posted by: some guy in ohio at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (rFLG5)

618
Obama---Hiroshima

Nobel--Atomic Bomb

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (A51gv)

619

OBAMA = SUPERBOWL

NPP = Heidi

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (rVJH4)

620 Obama = Eastern Promises

Nobel Prize = Viggo Morenson's asshole

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (jlvw3)

621
Obama = Le Petit Couchon

Nobel = Big Bad Wolf

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (1rflU)

622 obama: Columbia Pictures

NPP: Ishtar

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (RSotP)

623 Obama = George Lucas

Nobel = Howard the Duck

Posted by: nickless, I laugh, I laugh at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (MMC8r)

624 620 Obama = Eastern Promises

Nobel Prize = Viggo Morenson's asshole

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (jlvw3)

where do I send the bill for the new keyboard?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 07:10 PM (erIg9)

625 Obama: Stanford Band
Nobel Prize: California Special Teams

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 07:10 PM (HAdov)

626

Obama: John Edwards

Nobel Prize: John Edwards' Cock

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:10 PM (+FzLa)

627 Obama = Pamela Anderson

Nobel = 20 years

Posted by: nickless, I laugh, I laugh at October 09, 2009 07:10 PM (MMC8r)

628 obama=cobra

nobel prize= Rikki-Tikki-Tavvi

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at October 09, 2009 07:11 PM (ZViaT)

629 Obama=Teh Won throwing out first pitch

Nobel=granny jeans

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:11 PM (UOM48)

630 Obama: Meet the Parents

Nobel Prize: Meet the Fokkers

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:11 PM (jlvw3)

631 Obama = John Kerry

Nobel = John Kerry's mouth

Posted by: nickless, you rang? at October 09, 2009 07:11 PM (MMC8r)

632 Obama: Productivity
Nobel Prize: This thread

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 07:11 PM (HAdov)

633

Obama = Augustus Gloop

Nobel Prize = River of chocolate

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2009 07:11 PM (3K4hn)

634

Obama: Super Bowl XXXVIII

Nobel prize: Nipple slip

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:12 PM (+FzLa)

635

Obama = El Presidente Arius' private army

Nobel = Col. John Matrix

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:12 PM (cc7EP)

636 Obama = Mary Jo Kopechne
Nobel Peace Prize = Ted Kennedy

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:12 PM (QECjC)

637 Obama: The memory of the first girl you had sex with

Nobel Prize: The dude she was thinking of during it

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:12 PM (jlvw3)

638 Obama: Incitatus

Nobel: Caligula

Posted by: GT at October 09, 2009 07:12 PM (wt+Mh)

639 Obama = Canadian Geese

Nobel = Sully Sullenburger and his plane.

Posted by: Trish at October 09, 2009 07:13 PM (0U5Kd)

640

Obama = how I felt on election night

Nobel peace prize = Why I don't feel so bad

Posted by: MAJ O at October 09, 2009 07:13 PM (rhqHD)

641 Obama = Box of Condoms
Nobel Peace Prize = Hooker Convention

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:13 PM (QECjC)

642

Obama = "E" for "Effort"

Nobel Prize = "F" for "Fail"

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 07:13 PM (ZBY0f)

643
Obama--Cambodia

Nobel--Pol Pot

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:13 PM (A51gv)

644

Obama = Tony Romo

Nobel Peace Prize = A must-win game

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 07:13 PM (nkNCq)

645 O=The Cubs
N=Steve Bartman

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:13 PM (dhFYq)

646 Obama: General Zod of Krypton

Nobel Prize: Some sort of super-saran-wrap

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:14 PM (jlvw3)

647

Obama = The Matrix

Nobel = The Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:14 PM (cc7EP)

648 638 Obama: Incitatus

Nobel: Caligula
Posted by: GT at October 09, 2009 07:12 PM (wt+Mh)

Now that's a horse of a different color...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:14 PM (QECjC)

649 Obama=Gen. McChrystal

Nobel=Obama's amazing military strategy skillz

Actually, this isn't funny. It just pisses me off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:14 PM (UOM48)

650 Obama = HRC
Nobel = VRWC

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:14 PM (4iIhs)

651

Obama: Gay Escort

Nobel Prize: Ringing the bell and having Barney Frank open the door.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (+FzLa)

652 Obama = Narcissist

Nobel = Bonehead

Posted by: kim in vancouver usa at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (lzBKU)

653 Obama = Box of One Condom
Nobel Peace Prize = Hooker Convention

FIFY

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (r7Vc3)

654 Obama = Fine Acting

Nobel Peace Prize = Bob Denver

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (7O/Eb)

655 Obama = Chicago 2016
Nobel Peace Prize Committee = International Olympic Committee

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (QECjC)

656 Obama: Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula

Nobel Prize: Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula's hairdresser

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (jlvw3)

657 617 Obama = Obama
Nobel Prize = Nobel Prize

Posted by: some guy in ohio at October 09, 2009 07:09 PM (rFLG5)

FAIL

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (dhFYq)

658

Obama = Clearing your throat

Nobel = coughing up a tonsilith

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (kwarN)

659
Obama--The Titanic

Nobel--Iceberg

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (A51gv)

660

Obama = Alderran

Nobel = The Death Star

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:15 PM (cc7EP)

661 Obama = "that chicken"
Nobel = Ernie Anastos

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:16 PM (4iIhs)

662
Obama = Ray Fosse

Nobel Prize = Pete Rose

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 07:16 PM (rC+/c)

663 Obama = The Orlando Magic's near lock on game 1 of the 1995 NBA Finals

Nobel = Nick Anderson's four missed free throws

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 07:16 PM (cxGtL)

664
Obama = Pete Rose

Nobel Prize = A. Bartlett Giamatti

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 07:16 PM (rC+/c)

665

Obama: The Wrath Of Khan

Nobel Prize: Star Trek III, The Search For Spock

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:16 PM (+FzLa)

666

Obama = Nail

Nobel = Hammer

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:17 PM (cc7EP)

667

Obama = tranny

Nobel = post-op

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 07:17 PM (kwarN)

668 Obama = Special Olympian who tried really really hard
Mobel Prize = Shiny!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 09, 2009 07:17 PM (xqhoO)

669 648/ Cool Czech:

Racist!!

Posted by: GT at October 09, 2009 07:17 PM (wt+Mh)

670

Obama = girlfriend kissing your stomach and working her way down

Nobel = wearing yesterday's underwear

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 07:17 PM (eOa+I)

671
Obama = A. Bartlett Giamatti

Nobel Prize = Fatal Heart Attack

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 07:17 PM (rC+/c)

672

Nobel = strippers g-string

Obama = the eighteen dollars in singles they give you in change when you buy a beer

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 07:17 PM (jvrmc)

673 Obama=MSM

Nobel=Rahm, Gibbsy, Axelrod

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (UOM48)

674 Obama = Rubber globe
Nobel = Proctologist

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (QECjC)

675 >> I'm in a Sudafed haze and all sorts of confused.

Obama: Ellen Fleiss

Nobel: Mac commercial

_{beep beep beep}

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (taJZA)

676 Obama: Firefly
NPP: Fox Network

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (n1uMU)

677 Obama = Emperor's Old Clothes

Nobel = Emperor's New Clothes

Posted by: Stirner at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (XOE03)

678

Obama: crap

Nobel Prize: 2 pieces of bread

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (wAQA5)

679 Obama = Cuba Gooding

Nobel = The Oscar

Obama = Every movie Cuba Gooding's done since

Posted by: nickless, you rang? at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (MMC8r)

680 Obama--Neville Chamberlain

Nobel--Hitler

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (A51gv)

681 Hardball seems focused on Charlie Rangel tonight.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (xqhoO)

682 EDIT
674 Obama = Rubber glove
Nobel = Proctologist

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (QECjC)

683 Obama=Captain America's self-respect
NPP=palin steele

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (dhFYq)

684 Obama = a feminine napkin
Nobel = that time of the month

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:18 PM (4iIhs)

685

Obama = Spock

Nobel = playing the Vulcan lyre in "Way to Eden"

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (kwarN)

686

Obama = Evel Knievel

Nobel = Caesar's Palace Fountains

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (cc7EP)

687

Obama = Run-away Amtrack Train

Nobel Prize = A "No Bridge" Sign

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (ZBY0f)

688
Obama= theatre seat
Nobel=Pee Wee Herman

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (tKfZv)

689 Obama - The Beatles

NPP - Yoko Ono

Posted by: jas at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (ZM2Bn)

690 Nobel Prize = 2009 Season MVP award

Obama = Derrick Williams

Posted by: Alex at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (jSPZL)

691 Obama = Al Capone
Nobel Prize = the IRS

Posted by: rockhead at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (RykTt)

692 Obama: Your girlfriend tells you she wants to try anal

Nobel Prize: She gets out a huge strap-on

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (jlvw3)

693 Obama: A perfectly good movie
NPP: The casting of Nicholas Cage

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (n1uMU)

694
Obama = What's Cooking
Nobel Prize = The Rock

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 07:20 PM (rC+/c)

695 Obama = Richard Nixon

Nobel Peace Prize = Memorex

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 07:20 PM (erIg9)

696 heh

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 07:20 PM (IDvmq)

697 Obama = Saudi prince

Nobel Prize Committee = Anal bomber

Posted by: W.C. Varones at October 09, 2009 07:20 PM (0vTD+)

698

Obama: 1968 Jets/Raiders playoff game

Nobel Prize: Heidi

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:21 PM (+FzLa)

699 Obama = rich daddy with weak ticker

Nobel Prize = his new wife

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 07:21 PM (sey23)

700 obama= snail
nobel= salt

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 07:21 PM (Oxen1)

701 Obama = America

Nobel = 52%

Posted by: Editor at October 09, 2009 07:21 PM (pUfK9)

702 See that last one works doubly because the Nobel Committee did more damage to themselves than to Obama.

Posted by: W.C. Varones at October 09, 2009 07:21 PM (0vTD+)

703

Obama = King Kong

Nobel = Spindly little biplanes

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:21 PM (cc7EP)

704
Obama--U of Michigan

Nobel--OSU

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (A51gv)

705 Obama = Girl waiting for her blind date

Nobel = Henry Waxman

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (MMC8r)

706 Obama = black people finally equaling whites and Asians in average income and other important metrics

Nobel = their willingness to stay on the Democrat's reservation, relying disproportionately on government largesse

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (cxGtL)

707 Nobel = Trampoline
Obama = skidmarks

Posted by: paranoid polly at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (r7Vc3)

708 Obama=track suit

Nobel=Michael Moore

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (UOM48)

709

Obama = Conan the Barbarian

Nobel = Conan the Destroyer

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (kwarN)

710 God, will this never end, (not the thread).

Obama=Homosexual, Illegal Immigrant, Radical Communist

Nobel = "Raaaaaaaaaaaacist!"

Posted by: docjohn52 at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (UOWe+)

711 Obama = Tom Brady
Nobel Peace Prize = Bernard Pollard

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (OkT2m)

712 Obama = fun new convertible

Nobel Peace Prize = LA traffic

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (sey23)

713 Obama - Joe Pisarcik

NPP - Herm Edwards

Posted by: jas at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (ZM2Bn)

714 << 692 Obama: Your girlfriend tells you she wants to try anal

Nobel Prize: She gets out a huge strap-on
Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (jlvw3) >>

DING! DING!

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 07:22 PM (7O/Eb)

715 Obama: Your girlfriend tells you she wants to try anal

Nobel Prize: She gets out a huge strap-on

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:19 PM (jlvw3)

Obama: Your girlfriend says she's already tried anal

Nobel Prize: It wasn't with you

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:23 PM (+FzLa)

716 Obama=Speedo

Nobel=Michael Moore

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:23 PM (UOM48)

717 Obama=Hadouken, Hadouken, Hadouken!
NPP=Spinning Side Kick!

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:23 PM (dhFYq)

718 Conan the Destroyer wasn't that bad. It was a good D&D movie.

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 07:23 PM (n1uMU)

719

Obama = Rosie O'Donnel

Nobel Prize = The View

Posted by: Jimi at October 09, 2009 07:23 PM (ZBY0f)

720
Obama--New Orleans
Nobel--Katrina

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:23 PM (A51gv)

721

Obama = Ostrich

Nobel = God's sense of humor

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:23 PM (cc7EP)

722 Obama = Wonderful Pistachios
Nobel Prize = Can't-fail Levi Johnston endorsement

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 09, 2009 07:23 PM (xqhoO)

723

Obama = proper punctuation.

Nobel Prize = DrewM.

Posted by: Anti-Idolitarian Harkonnen Fighter (rdb) at October 09, 2009 07:23 PM (IDvmq)

724 700 obama= snail
nobel= salt hungry Frenchman

fify

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 07:24 PM (sey23)

725

Obama: Bathroom stall at Chili's

Nobel Prize: No toilet paper.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:24 PM (+FzLa)

726 Obama=Nancy Pelosi

Nobel=Zombie plastic surgeon

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:24 PM (UOM48)

727 Obama: A well-run, competent Presidential campaign.

Nobel Peace Prize: Bob Dole

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 07:24 PM (7O/Eb)

728 Obama = Larry Craig
Nobel = "Narrow" airport bathroom stalls

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:24 PM (4iIhs)

729 Obama - LGF

NPP - Evolution vs. creationism

Posted by: jas at October 09, 2009 07:24 PM (ZM2Bn)

730 Obama = Little Man
Nobel Peace Prize Committee = the Boat

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:24 PM (QECjC)

731

Obama: port-a-potty

Nobel Prize: Bus tourists at a rest stop 2 hours outside of Vegas after an all you can eat breakfast

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2009 07:25 PM (wAQA5)

732

Obama = Plate glass window, Los Angeles, 1992

Nobel Peace Prize = Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 07:25 PM (T1l1O)

733
Obama = date you finally get with the hot babe

Nobel = giant zit that magically appears on your forehead 30 min before said date

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 07:25 PM (jvrmc)

734 Obama=Buttboy

Nobel=Michelle with no KY

Posted by: akaimon at October 09, 2009 07:25 PM (ddZ1D)

735
Obama = your fingers

Nobel Prize = lit m-80

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 07:25 PM (oEAm5)

736 Obama = Al Gore
Nobel = A Lock Box

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:25 PM (4iIhs)

737 Obama = your first orgy

Nobel Peace Prize = it's with Rosie O'Donnel, Madeleine Albright, and Helen Thomas

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 07:26 PM (erIg9)

738

Obama--Potentially cute romantic comedy

Nobel--Jennifer Aniston

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:26 PM (A51gv)

739 Obama=your girlfriend finally saying she will try anal

Nobel Prize= the Chipotle dinner you and her ate 2 hours before

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 09, 2009 07:26 PM (bNABd)

740 692 homophobic...but that was funny as shit, no pun intended.

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 07:26 PM (eA3tl)

741 Obama=irony

Nobel=Boooosh

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:26 PM (UOM48)

742

Nobel: Sarah Palin

Obama: wolf

Posted by: Dagny at October 09, 2009 07:27 PM (eX/2W)

743

Obama = Master Swordsman

Nobel = Indiana Jones

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:27 PM (cc7EP)

744

Obama = Swarm of killer bees of Michael Caine's VW's windshield

Nobel = Wipers

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 07:27 PM (outBY)

745 Obama: Your wife wants a three way

Nobel Prize: And your brother has already agreed

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:27 PM (jlvw3)

746

Obamuh= Richard Prior

Nobel= Crack Pipe Free Base Explodies!

Posted by: lowest strata at October 09, 2009 07:27 PM (rEXsq)

747 Obama=Serpentor
NPP=wearing a cape on a skiff held aloft by two vertical turbines

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:27 PM (dhFYq)

748

Obama = Bruce Lee

Nobel Prize = Casting director of "Kung Fu" TV series

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 07:27 PM (nkNCq)

749 Obama = Tiger Woods' tee shot

Nobel Prize = moron shouting "in the hole"

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 07:27 PM (sey23)

750 Obama=moose

Nobel=Sarah

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:27 PM (UOM48)

751 Obama = Lindsay Lohan
Nobel = Lindsay Lohan

Posted by: Editor at October 09, 2009 07:28 PM (pUfK9)

752 Obama = Uranus
Nobel Peace Prize Committee = Klingons

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:28 PM (QECjC)

753 Obama = Gilligan

Nobel prize = SS Minow on a 3-hour tour

Posted by: Uh-huh at October 09, 2009 07:29 PM (EnLGh)

754 Obama = Oakland Raiders

Nobel Prize = Al Davis, not intending to destroy the franchise's legacy, but doing it out of ignorance and incompetence just the same.

Fiddy2'ers: The Black Hole

Posted by: Keith Arnold at October 09, 2009 07:29 PM (Jdtsu)

755 Nobel peace prize = "No really, we were serious"
Obama = 700+ jokes in under 2 hours

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at October 09, 2009 07:29 PM (wEeOx)

756 Obama=Ace

Nobel=Dr. Drew

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:29 PM (UOM48)

757

Obama = Mr. Drummond

Nobel = dusty old slave trading documents for a school geneology project

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 07:29 PM (outBY)

758 Awesome.

This will stop Obama from bombing Iran.

Ron Paul 2012!

Posted by: Molly at October 09, 2009 07:29 PM (wvkyi)

759 Obama: The Klingon Empire
NPP: The Praxis explosion

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (n1uMU)

760 Obama = a clean pair of underwear
Nobel = a shart

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (4iIhs)

761 Obama=ace's brilliant post
NPP=the post on the same topic DrewM. wrote an hour ago

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (dhFYq)

762 Obama = the hot girl across the room at the bar

Nobel = the hot guy across the room at the bar

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (cxGtL)

763

Obama = Alan Moore

Nobel = Film version of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (cc7EP)

764
Obama = girl who ask you to join her and her hot friend in a threesome

Nobel = the gay dude that's her hot friend.

Posted by: bulwark at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (jvrmc)

765

Obama: Your wife agreeing to a threeway with another woman

Nobel prize: It already happened and you weren't invited

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (+FzLa)

766

Obama = ACORN

NPP = Tony Roma's voter's registration application

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (rVJH4)

767 Obama: Olbermann
Nobel Prize: Death

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (HAdov)

768
Obama = Nicholas Cage

Nobel Prize = bear suit

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (oEAm5)

769

Barack Obama = Barack Obama

Nobel Peace Prize = President of the United States of America

Posted by: ss at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (T1l1O)

770 Obama = Dolly Parton on a trampoline

Nobel = The fact that she's about 70

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 07:30 PM (MMC8r)

771 Obama=herd of sheep

Nobel=Pokeestaan sheep herders

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:31 PM (UOM48)

772 Obama = Mary Ann

Nobel = The Professor

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:31 PM (QECjC)

773 Obama: Water
Nobel Peace Prize: Sodium

Posted by: chemjeff at October 09, 2009 07:31 PM (JgygP)

774 (was that right?)

Posted by: chemjeff at October 09, 2009 07:31 PM (JgygP)

775 Obama: 1963 Chevy Corvair

Nobel Peace Prize: Ralph Nader

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 07:31 PM (7O/Eb)

776 Obama: The Ron Paul REVOLUTION!1!!

Nobel Prize: Life is not the internet

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:31 PM (jlvw3)

777 762, good. heh.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:32 PM (jlvw3)

778 Obama = the Terminator

Nobel Peace Prize = the Governator

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 07:32 PM (sey23)

779 Obama=a clear series of related jokes amusing the moron horde
NPP=molly cheering Ron Paul

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:32 PM (dhFYq)

780

Obama = ReRun at a Doobies Brothers concert

Nobel = malfunctioning bootleg tape recorder

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 07:32 PM (outBY)

781

Obama = Harry Nilsson

Nobel = John Lennon

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 07:32 PM (/E/UE)

782 Obama=slab of thick-cut, applewood smoked bacon

Nobel=Uncle Facts

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:32 PM (UOM48)

783
Nobel Prize = I wanna hold your hand

Obama = Revolution #9

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 07:33 PM (oEAm5)

784

Obama = hope.

Nobel Prize = change.

Posted by: generic name (rdb) at October 09, 2009 07:33 PM (IDvmq)

785 Obama = I swear to Christ I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says "shenanigans"!

Nobel Peace Prize = Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with the fried mozzarella sticks and the goofy shit on the walls?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 07:33 PM (mJWd6)

786

Obama: John Edwards, with everything under control

Nobel Prize: National Enquirer

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 09, 2009 07:33 PM (Zi+FQ)

787

Obama = Brady Bunch

Nobel Prize = Tiki Idol

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 07:33 PM (5skY4)

788 Obama: Clown Suit

Nobel Peace Prize: John Gacy

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 07:33 PM (7O/Eb)

789

I'm off for the evening now but maybe a few regulars here could help with troll control in the Mission Accomplished/Poison Chalice thread in-between posting quickies here?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2009 07:34 PM (2qU2d)

790
Obama--Xerxes

Nobel--the Greeks

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:34 PM (A51gv)

791 Obama = low-flow toilet

Nobel Peace Prize = chili-eating contest

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 07:34 PM (sey23)

792 Obama: Your wife cries out in orgasm

Nobel Prize: You can hear her in the next room

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:34 PM (jlvw3)

793

Obama = Transaxle

Nobel = Ripley

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (outBY)

794 Obama: Matt Holiday
Nobel: Baseball

Posted by: Freida Lay at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (ax4Qo)

795

Obama = Art-egedon

NPP = Acornholio voting machine

Posted by: rightzilla at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (rVJH4)

796

Obama = DumDum

Nobel = Job Fair

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (cc7EP)

797 Obama = Evil commies in Red Dawn

Nobel Prize = Wolverines!

Posted by: Uh-huh at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (EnLGh)

798

Obama = Ted Williams' frozen severed head with a can of tuna stuck to it

Nobel = idiot with a monkey wrench

Posted by: beedubya at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (AnTyA)

799
Obama--Mel Gibson's career

Nobel.--that drunken rant

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (A51gv)

800

Feel free to trot out old jokes. I don't remember many of them anyway.

So Valu rite does affect memory loss!

Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (2+9Yx)

801

Obama = Star Wars fanchise creative integrity

Nobel Prize = midichlorians

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (5skY4)

802
Obama = Seagull
Noble Prize = Dave Winfield

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (rC+/c)

803 andy -- I'll look. Jane mentioned trolls but she said the WHo Came in Second? thread. I looked there and didn't see any problem. I'll look in this one.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (jlvw3)

804 It's weird how the trolls have suddenly materialized.

Do they really think this prize matters?

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 07:35 PM (sey23)

805
#780

I'm so humiliated that I get that one.

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 07:36 PM (MMC8r)

806 Obama=libtards

Nobel=cold dose of reality in 2012

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:36 PM (UOM48)

807

Obama = your wife wearing lingerie to bed

Nobel = you just got done beating off while she was in the shower

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 07:36 PM (eOa+I)

808

Obama = Plastic Man ready to seal the deal with a slightly tipsy Penny

Nobel Prize = Hula Hula

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 07:36 PM (nkNCq)

809 Obama = France
Nobel = War. Any war.

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:36 PM (4iIhs)

810

Obama = Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon

Nobel = The drive-thru

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 07:37 PM (outBY)

811 Obama = Babara Boxer

Nobel = Logic

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 09, 2009 07:37 PM (TZazt)

812
792 Obama: Your wife cries out in orgasm

Nobel Prize: You can hear her in the next room

Bwahahahaha....

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:37 PM (A51gv)

813 Do they really think this prize matters?

They know it doesn't so they have to tell each other nonstop how great it is until they start to believe that its the best thing ever.

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 07:37 PM (n1uMU)

814

Obama = Hot Chick you take home from the bar

Nobel Prize = Prominent Adam's Apple you notice at breakfast

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 07:37 PM (5skY4)

815
Obama = your girlfriend gets a rare form of cancer

Nobel Prize = cancer develops into a second fully functional vagina

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 07:37 PM (oEAm5)

816

Obama = testicle

Nobel = torsion

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 07:37 PM (/E/UE)

817 Obama = Tosche Station

Nobel = Your chores

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 07:38 PM (JVLoU)

818 JenAsh, you reading Ace?

Posted by: Lurkin_no_m0 at October 09, 2009 07:38 PM (6zvrq)

819

Obama = Obama's rectum

Nobel = Dick Cheney's johnson

Posted by: beedubya at October 09, 2009 07:38 PM (AnTyA)

820

Obama = Fun side on a Segway

Nobel Prize = Your friends noticing you.

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 07:38 PM (5skY4)

821 Obama = German Attack, Holzwihr, France Jan, '45

Nobel Prize = sausages

AoS Moron Squad = After staying behind to direct artillery fire, Audie Murphy in a disabled and burning M10 (Wolverine), with an operational .50 MG, facing down the Nazi scum.

Posted by: To Hell and Back at October 09, 2009 07:38 PM (X/BNw)

822 Obama = Babe Ruth's legendary home run prediction
Nobel = Mike Blowers

Posted by: Editor at October 09, 2009 07:38 PM (pUfK9)

823 Obama=fantasizing about a three-way

Nobel=Michelle and Orca show up

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:38 PM (UOM48)

824

Obama: urinal cake

Nobel Prize: seventh inning stretch

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2009 07:39 PM (wAQA5)

825
Obama = Remnants of the Iraqi Army Fleeing Kuwait
Noble Prize = Warthogs

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 07:40 PM (rC+/c)

826 Obama = the Democrats nominate a far-left, inexperienced goofball as their 2008 nominee

Nobel = John McCain

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 07:40 PM (cxGtL)

827 Obama = Ace Of Spades HQ

Nobel Peace Prize = Ace's HTML-fu

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 07:41 PM (erIg9)

828 Obama: Lighting Technician
NPP: Christian Bale

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 07:41 PM (n1uMU)

829 Obama = Starship Troopers

Nobel = Paul Verhoeven

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 07:41 PM (JVLoU)

830

Nobel = Sarah Palin

Obama = Moose

Posted by: Bosk at October 09, 2009 07:41 PM (pUO5u)

831 Obama=Van Johnson

Nobel=Glenn Beck

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:41 PM (UOM48)

832 Obama = spaghetti and orange juice

Nobel Peace Prize = stomach flu

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 07:41 PM (sey23)

833 Obama=Buying the winning Powerball ticket
NPP=finding it in your pants in the dryer.

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:41 PM (dhFYq)

834

Obama = a happy dog rolling on his back

Nobel = his lipstick is poking out

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 07:41 PM (/E/UE)

835

Obama = guy locked in a cage over a lava pit

Nobel = KALI-MAAAAA

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 07:41 PM (outBY)

836 Obama=Pretend President.

Nobel=Pretend honor bestowed.

Posted by: TheresaD at October 09, 2009 07:41 PM (iGCmo)

837

Obama: a lone sheep

Nobel Prize: cast and crew of Hee Haw

Obama: The middle part of a pair of underwear or slacks

Nobel Prize: Michael Moore or John Goodman

Obama: young men named Ramon

Nobel Prize: Rock Hudson

Obama: Hiroshima

Nobel Prize: The Bomb

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 07:42 PM (CHf6r)

838 obama= rat
nobel= cheeze in a trap

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 07:42 PM (Oxen1)

839
Obama: Watching a porn clip in your cubicle at work

Nobel Prize: Forgetting to turn the sound off

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:42 PM (+FzLa)

840 Obama = Milkshake

Nobel = Daniel Day Lewis

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 07:42 PM (aVQo/)

841 Obama=Geraldo Rivera

Nobel=Al Capone's vault

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:42 PM (UOM48)

842 782 Obama=slab of thick-cut, applewood smoked bacon

Nobel=Uncle Facts

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:32 PM (UOM4

I was gonna do that, but I didn't want to seem to narcissistic, I leave that to Obama

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 07:43 PM (erIg9)

843 obama= 2% milk
nobel= 6 week old pull date

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 07:43 PM (Oxen1)

844 Obama = Molly

Nobel = A clue

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 07:44 PM (MMC8r)

845

Obama = Catherine the Great

Nobel = Prince Potemkin's horse

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:44 PM (cc7EP)

846

Nobel Peace Prize = frayed but still usable couch in college

Obama = The last puke that makes it curbside material

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2009 07:44 PM (I3Udb)

847 Obama = a snatch
Nobel = sand

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:44 PM (4iIhs)

848

Obama: The Crying Game

Nobel Prize: Hot mysterious exotic woman with a penis

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:44 PM (+FzLa)

849 Obama=Sheppy Smith

Nobel=highway overpass in New Orleans after Katrina

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:44 PM (UOM48)

850

Obama: 4 female goats

Nobel Prize: 12 male goats

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2009 07:44 PM (wAQA5)

851

Obama = Daniel-san knee

Nobel Prize = Cobra Kai leg sweep

Posted by: Zombie Miagi at October 09, 2009 07:45 PM (5skY4)

852 Jane, how about this one:

Obama = Geraldo Rivera's nose

Nobel Peace Prize = Thrown chair

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 07:45 PM (erIg9)

853 Obama: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Nobel Prize: The need for reason and accountability

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 09, 2009 07:45 PM (xqhoO)

854 obama=stick of butter
nobel= Marlon Brando

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 07:45 PM (Oxen1)

855 Obama = penis

Nobel = Staple gun

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 07:45 PM (MMC8r)

856
Obama--Legend of Robin Hood

Nobel--Kevin Costner

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:45 PM (A51gv)

857

Obama = Goose's Head

Nobel Prize = Plane Canopy

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 07:46 PM (5skY4)

858

Obama: Self-pat on back

Nobel: Torn Rotator Cuff

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at October 09, 2009 07:46 PM (2Y+xz)

859 Obama = The Nobel Peace Prize
The Nobel Peace Prize = Arafat, Carter, Gore & Obama

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:46 PM (4iIhs)

860

Obama = Jim Fixx

Nobel = Jogging

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:47 PM (cc7EP)

861

Obama: Sex in the backseat of a Chevette

Nobel Prize: Charley Horse

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:47 PM (+FzLa)

862 Obama: The game is stopped so that the Astros can play and the Houston Little League Champion seems to have won

Nobel Prize: "Let. Them. Play. Let them play. LET THEM PLAY. LET THEM PLAY."

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:47 PM (jlvw3)

863 Obama=Xena, Warrior Princess
NPP=the last season, starting with the death of Joxter

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:47 PM (dhFYq)

864 Obama = Fabio's face

Nobel Peace Prize = Canadian Goose

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 07:47 PM (erIg9)

865

Obama = Childhood Hope

Nobel = X-Ray Specs

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 07:47 PM (eOa+I)

866

In The Future

So, I says to the doctor, "my leg hurts"!

He gave me two nibels and told me to; "Take these Nobels and call me in the morning".

Posted by: miguelhorning at October 09, 2009 07:47 PM (35kgN)

867
Obama = shoe
Nobel = dog turd

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 07:47 PM (AGFgW)

868

Obama = Guy, who had extra-greasy fish tacos, while out on date with hottie.

Nobel Prize = Thinking,wrongly, he was going to squeak out a quick and dry one.

Posted by: Arbalest at October 09, 2009 07:48 PM (kexq+)

869

Obama: Crater Lake

Nobel: Meteor

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at October 09, 2009 07:48 PM (2Y+xz)

870

Obama = Field Marshall Monty

Nobel = Operation Market Garden

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 07:48 PM (AGFgW)

871
Obama--Old Yeller

Nobel--rabies

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:48 PM (A51gv)

872
Obama: Shatner
Nobel Prize: Shatner's toup�.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 09, 2009 07:48 PM (TnUnj)

873 Obama: Folsom Street Festival

Nobel Peace Prize: Zombietime

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 07:48 PM (7O/Eb)

874 Obama = Rubbing a lamp you found on the beach and a genie appears

Nobel Peace Prize = Spending the rest of your life feeding and clothing a 12 inch pianist

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 07:48 PM (mJWd6)

875 869

Obama: Crater Lake

Nobel: Meteor

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at October 09, 2009 07:48 PM (2Y+xz)

hey, you horning in on my act?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 07:49 PM (erIg9)

876 obama= hemorrhoid
nobel= Deep Heat Rub

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 07:49 PM (Oxen1)

877 Obama = David Carradine
Nobel Prize = Shoelace

Posted by: Mudshark at October 09, 2009 07:49 PM (11AAY)

878

Obama = Bill Maher

Nobel Prize = Height requirement to ride Space Mountain

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 07:49 PM (5skY4)

879

Obama: The first time you ever saw a woman naked

Nobel prize: It was your mom

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:49 PM (+FzLa)

880 Obama = Some 9/11 terrorists
Nobel = "Let's Roll!"

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:49 PM (4iIhs)

881 Obama = Inmate

Nobel = Tossed-salad Guy

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 07:50 PM (X2xSP)

882

Obama = Lucille Ball

Nobel = Chocolate Bon Bon assembly line

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:50 PM (cc7EP)

883 Obama: It's a long flight, but a big-time celebrity just sat down next to you and is eager to talk!

Nobel Prize: Robin Williams

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:50 PM (jlvw3)

884

Obama = Lucas's head

Nobel = Ketchup

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 07:50 PM (outBY)

885 Obama = getting set up on a blind date with a girl who looks like a porn star

Nobel = remembering who Ron Jeremy is

Posted by: nickless at October 09, 2009 07:50 PM (MMC8r)

886
Obama = Richard Gere

you know the rest

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 07:50 PM (eA3tl)

887

Obama: Clean underwear

Nobel Prize: Alli

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 09, 2009 07:50 PM (Zi+FQ)

888

Obama: The woods.

Nobel: A bear getting ready to take a shit.

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 09, 2009 07:51 PM (bO5B8)

889

Obama = Iranian Student Thirsty For Freedom

Nobel Committee = Iranian Secret Police / Rape Squad

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 07:51 PM (zTAfB)

890
Obama = celebrity president

Nobel = 16th minute

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 07:51 PM (AGFgW)

891
Obama: Having sex with your girlfriend in a dark room and reaching for the KY Jelly.

Nobel Prize: You grabbed Icy Hot instead

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:51 PM (+FzLa)

892 Obama's acceptance speech. Why not? They gave it to him prematurely, so why shouldn't his speech be aired prematurely?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2009 07:51 PM (2qU2d)

893 Obama=Klatu Berata
NPP=Nih *cough* *cough*

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:51 PM (dhFYq)

894 Ace is busy with a bit of troll control on the Mission Accomplished thread. There are some particularly angry, stupid ones there tonight. Their Messiah is under attack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 07:51 PM (UOM48)

895

Obama = Mark Hammill's face

Nobel = Corvette Summer

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 07:52 PM (outBY)

896 Obama = Hope & Change
Nobel = Obama

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:52 PM (4iIhs)

897

Obama = hot red headed chick

Nobel = her hep C infection

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 07:52 PM (AGFgW)

898
Obama--the Left's sanity

Nobel--Sarah's unpublished book at Amazon#1

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:52 PM (A51gv)

899 Obama = Gore Vidal

Nobel = William Buckley

Posted by: Corona at October 09, 2009 07:52 PM (+xghX)

900 893 Obama=Klatu Berata
NPP=Nih *cough* *cough*

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 07:51 PM (dhFYq)

lol nice

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 07:52 PM (erIg9)

901 Obama: Boner

Nobel Peace Prize: Close up of Cindy Sheehan

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 07:52 PM (7O/Eb)

902

Obama = random TinyURL link

Nobel = Lemon Party

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:52 PM (cc7EP)

903 Nobel = Superman

Obama = Lois Lane's vagina

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 07:52 PM (X2xSP)

904

Nobel Prize = baby

Obama = diaper

Posted by: Crusty at October 09, 2009 07:52 PM (qzgbP)

905

Obama = yanking it

Nobel = your mom walking into your room with your clean and folded laundry becuase you forgot to lock the damn door

Posted by: beedubya at October 09, 2009 07:53 PM (AnTyA)

906

obama= cockroach

nobel= Raid

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 07:53 PM (Oxen1)

907 Obama: Your high school classmates vote you a mention in the yearbook

Nobel Prize: "Most Likely to Shart"

(Someone just did a similar joke but I really wanted to write "shart.")

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 07:53 PM (jlvw3)

908

Obama = Jeffrey Dahmer

Nobel Committee = Broomstick

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 07:53 PM (zTAfB)

909 Obama = David Brooks

Nobel = Crease

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 07:53 PM (JVLoU)

910

Barry Nobama: Marion Barry

Nobel: "That BITCH who set me up!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 07:53 PM (jhCPm)

911

Obama -- you're finally going to get your first bj

Nobel -- she has braces

Posted by: unknown jane at October 09, 2009 07:53 PM (5/yRG)

912

Obama = Johnny telling a joke

Nobel Prize = Johnny explaining it

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 07:53 PM (nkNCq)

913

Barack Obama = Noble Peace Prize

Michelle Obama = Noble Steed Prize

Posted by: Crusty at October 09, 2009 07:54 PM (qzgbP)

914 Obama = the world
Nobel = Scandis

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 07:54 PM (KeHPo)

915
Obama--Hollywood profits

Nobel--Hollywood movies

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:54 PM (A51gv)

916

Obama = Anne Heche

Nobel = Daytrip to Fresno, CA

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 07:55 PM (cc7EP)

917

Obama: Thinking your about to click on something really cool

Nobel Prize: This is where you wind up.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:55 PM (+FzLa)

918

obama= a cute little kitty

nobel= the blender

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 07:56 PM (Oxen1)

919 Obama = 1968 Volkswagen Beetle

Nobel Peace Prize = Ted Bundy

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 07:56 PM (7O/Eb)

920 Obama = 3-0 Yankees ALCS lead
Nobel = The Red Sox

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 07:56 PM (4iIhs)

921 Obama = the ONT
Nobel = shoes

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 07:56 PM (KeHPo)

922 Obama = Seattle man arriving at ranch for sex with horse

Nobel = The horse

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 07:57 PM (JVLoU)

923 Nobel Prize: This is where you wind up.

I had to click that link, no one to blame but myself.

Posted by: kefka at October 09, 2009 07:57 PM (n1uMU)

924
904

Nobel Prize = baby

Obama = diaper diaper rash

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 07:57 PM (A51gv)

925 Do we refer to Obama as "Sir" now?

Posted by: wHodat at October 09, 2009 07:57 PM (+sBB4)

926 Obama = Epic

Nobel = Fail

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 07:57 PM (QECjC)

927
Obama = Vince in Aquaman2

Nobel = Michael Bay directing

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 07:57 PM (AGFgW)

928 Obama = Nerd's chances of realizing his full potential in life, getting rich by working smart, marrying the hot, popular girl he always dreamed of but had no chance with in high school, then rubbing it in the faces of all the former jocks who now work for his company.

Nobel = World of Warcraft

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 09, 2009 07:58 PM (cxGtL)

929 Obama: John Daly's promising golf career
Nobel Prize: Schlitz Malt Liquor

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 07:58 PM (IqfKc)

930 Obama=Fail

/huh, what?

Posted by: wHodat at October 09, 2009 07:58 PM (+sBB4)

931

Nobel = your toddler calling for a glass of water

Obama = your orgasm

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 07:58 PM (eOa+I)

932

Obama: Trojan XXS Trojan condom

Nobel: That teeny, tiny hole.

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 07:58 PM (jhCPm)

933 Ace was right, there's quite a few gems popping up in these comments.

Posted by: Corona at October 09, 2009 07:59 PM (+xghX)

934 Obama = Swollen, distended hemorrhoids

Nobel Prize = A sharpened tablespoon

Posted by: To Hell and Back at October 09, 2009 07:59 PM (X/BNw)

935 Obama: Dead people and zombies

Nobel Peace Prize: 2004 Washington State gubernatorial election

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 07:59 PM (7O/Eb)

936

Obama: Having an awesome time clubbing in Beirut Lebanon

Nobel Prize: Waking up naked next to Chris Hitchens having no memory of what transpired the night before.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:59 PM (+FzLa)

937

Obama: Oprah Winfrey's book club

Nobel: James Frey

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 08:00 PM (jhCPm)

938

Obama = new to the internet

Nobel = lemon party

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 08:00 PM (eOa+I)

939 Obama = your plans at 15

Nobel = your life at 40

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:00 PM (JVLoU)

940 Obama = Monica's Mouth

Nobel = Bill Clinton

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 08:00 PM (QECjC)

941

Obama = Reliant's shields

Nobel = Prefix code 16309

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 08:01 PM (outBY)

942

Obama: Michelle's thong

Nobel Prize: Michelle after breakfast searching desperately for the Kaopectate

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2009 08:01 PM (wAQA5)

943

Obama = 1989 Denver Broncos

Nobel = Joe Montana

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2009 08:01 PM (I3Udb)

944
Obama--Medieval Europe circa 1347-1350

Nobel--The Black Plague

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 08:01 PM (A51gv)

945

Obama = Renegade

Nobel = Mr. Roboto

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:02 PM (cc7EP)

946

Obama = Oakland Raiders

Nobel Prize = Tuck Rule

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 08:02 PM (5skY4)

947

Obama = Jason and teh Argonauts

Nobel = Sirens On Rocks

Posted by: Knaws at October 09, 2009 08:02 PM (cYO0T)

948

Obama: Dead people and zombies

Nobel Peace Prize: 2004 Washington State gubernatorial election

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 07:59 PM (7O/Eb)

Hey as a Washingtonian, I don't think that's funny!

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 08:02 PM (jhCPm)

949 It's been fun guys. Gotta run for a while.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 08:02 PM (UOM48)

950 Obama = The Obama candidacy

Nobel = The Obama presidency

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:02 PM (JVLoU)

951
Obama: Jimmy Carter

Nobel Prize: Rabbit

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 09, 2009 08:02 PM (PaMcq)

952

Obama = Leon Lett

Nobel = Don Beebe

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2009 08:03 PM (I3Udb)

953 Obama: Global Warming
Nobel Prize: Actual Data

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 08:03 PM (IqfKc)

954
Nobel = AM Radio

Obama = Coast to Coast

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 08:03 PM (eA3tl)

955 Obama = Levi Johnson

Nobel = Playgirl

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 08:03 PM (QECjC)

956 You people are freakin' amazing.....

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 08:03 PM (a/Ebc)

957
Obama: Michael Dukakis

Nobel Prize: Willie Horton

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 09, 2009 08:03 PM (PaMcq)

958

Obama--Anne Boleyn

Nobel--Henry VIII

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 08:03 PM (A51gv)

959

Obama = Stunt cock

Nobel = Zombie Strippers

Posted by: Knaws at October 09, 2009 08:04 PM (cYO0T)

960 Obama = The soup of the day

Nobel = Tyler Durden

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:04 PM (JVLoU)

961
Obama: Gary Hart

Nobel Prize: Donna Rice

/thread

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 09, 2009 08:04 PM (XaQVn)

962

Obama = Brain Bosworth

Nobel = Bo Jackson

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 08:04 PM (zTAfB)

963 832
Obama = spaghetti baloney and orange juice

Nobel Peace Prize = stomach flu

(Much better palette cleanser)

Posted by: Corona at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (+xghX)

964 Obama = athrop arthrop entrop man caused climate change
Nobel = teh sun

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (KeHPo)

965

Obama = James Dean

Nobel = Donald Turnupseed

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (cc7EP)

966 Obama: Magic Johnson
Nobel Prize: HIV

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (IqfKc)

967
Obama = Christopher Walkin

Nobel = Gold Watch

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (eA3tl)

968 Obama = Harry Whittington
Nobel = Dick Cheney

Obama = Monica Lewinsky
Nobel = Bill Clinton

Sorry, same joke

Posted by: FPC at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (qZb8X)

969

Obama = A pudgy, Maine Democratic candidate for President in 2004.

Nobel = A (really cool if you're 10?) scream.

Posted by: Arbalest at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (kexq+)

970

Haven�t read all of the thread yet so hope mine�s not a duplicate:

Obama: Squatting to pee in the woods

Nobel Peace Prize: Discovering the lovely green foliage you squatted in is poison ivy.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (RZ8pf)

971
Obama = medieval europe

Nobel = the mongols

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (AGFgW)

972

Obama = Iranian Student Thirsty For Freedom

Nobel Committee = Iranian Secret Police / Rape Squad Obama

fify

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (sey23)

973

Nobel: Soiled fingers.

Obama: Single ply toilet paper.

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 09, 2009 08:06 PM (bO5B8)

974
Obama: Standing in line for a blow job at a frat party

Nobel Prize: Wtf,.... Sis ?!!

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:06 PM (+FzLa)

975 Obama: Nancy Pelosi
Nobel Prize: Math

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 08:06 PM (IqfKc)

976

Obama = Split dog

Nobel = Crutch

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:06 PM (cc7EP)

977 Obama = making a sex tape with your wife

Nobel = watching it

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:06 PM (JVLoU)

978

Obama = Johnny Damon's Arm

Nobel = Runner on Third is Tagging Up!

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 08:07 PM (zTAfB)

979
Obama: Princess Grace of Monaco

Nobel Prize: A windy road with no guard rails

/thread

Posted by: Tweet's Blue Period at October 09, 2009 08:07 PM (PaMcq)

980

Obama = Jesus, Savior of Mankind

Nobel Prize = Judas

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 09, 2009 08:07 PM (5skY4)

981 Obama = Jon
Nobel = Kate

Posted by: w3bgrrl at October 09, 2009 08:07 PM (IsqLi)

982 Obama = Obama

Posted by: Shameless at October 09, 2009 08:07 PM (l/X7G)

983 Obama: A chunk of New Mexico
Nobel: Robert Oppenheimer

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 09, 2009 08:07 PM (6yEzu)

984 Obama = Obama

Noble Prize = Michelle O. with a bottle of wine

Posted by: Shameless at October 09, 2009 08:08 PM (l/X7G)

985

Obama: Squatting to pee in the woods

Nobel Peace Prize: Discovering the lovely green foliage you squatted in is poison ivy.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 09, 2009 08:05 PM (RZ8pf)

I actually know a guy who was hunting and did that. Except he wasn't peeing and he didn't think to check what he was wiping himself with first.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:08 PM (+FzLa)

986 Obama: Megatron
Nobel Prize: AllSpark

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 08:08 PM (IqfKc)

987 A lot of these are really gonna leave a mark.....

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 08:08 PM (a/Ebc)

988
Obama = A Rod

Nobel = October

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 08:08 PM (AGFgW)

989
Obama--Kevin Costner's career

Nobel--Waterworld

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 08:08 PM (A51gv)

990 Obama = a Turd

Nobel = the Punch Bowl

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 08:09 PM (QECjC)

991
Obama = I Won

Nobel = Booby Prize

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 08:09 PM (1rflU)

992 977 Obama = making a sex tape with your wife

Nobel = watching it

Posted by: a4g

Obama = making a sex tape with your wife

Nobel = watching it Your kid's friends watchin it on the internet

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 08:10 PM (eA3tl)

993

Nobel Prize = Mackenzie Phillips

Obama = Daddy Phillips

Posted by: FUBAR at October 09, 2009 08:10 PM (J5Srq)

994

Obama = "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

Nobel = the "tuck" dance

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 08:10 PM (outBY)

995

Obama = Drunken William Holden

Nobel = Coffee Table

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:10 PM (cc7EP)

996 Obama: Cabeus Crater
Nobel: LCROSS

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 09, 2009 08:10 PM (6yEzu)

997

Obama = Vic Morrow

Nobel Prize = helecopter blade

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 08:10 PM (wwQxi)

998

Obama = Iran's reactors

Nobel = The Israeli's

Posted by: Bosk at October 09, 2009 08:10 PM (pUO5u)

999

Obama = Human Race

Nobel = GWAR

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 08:10 PM (zTAfB)

1000 Obama = journalism.

Nobel = journalists.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 08:10 PM (a/Ebc)

1001

Nobel = off-the-cuff Sports Illustrated interview

Obama= John Rocker

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2009 08:11 PM (eOa+I)

1002 Obama = Klingon blood wine
Nobel = M'chelle

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 08:11 PM (KeHPo)

1003

Obama = Detriot Lions

Nobel = 2008 season

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 09, 2009 08:11 PM (V9SYy)

1004 Obama = Atari

Nobel = Dreamcast

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:11 PM (JVLoU)

1005 Obama: Tiannamen Square protester
NPP: Tank

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at October 09, 2009 08:11 PM (Qn71U)

1006 Nobel = A dog licking

Obama = His nuts

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 08:11 PM (QECjC)

1007 Obama = the stuff I need to get done before I leave work today

Nobel = this thread

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:13 PM (JVLoU)

1008

Obama: Walking in unannounced at a neighbors house.

Nobel Prize: German Sheppard and peanut butter

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:13 PM (+FzLa)

1009 Obama: Pimple faced high school kid who has to give a book report in front of his English class

Nobel Prize: Boner

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 08:13 PM (IqfKc)

1010

a4g at October 09, 2009 08:06 PM:

Obama = making a sex tape with your wife

Nobel = watching it on the evening local news

Minor adjustment.

Seriously, what are the chances Obama Soros had this whole thing scripted by Soros and friends?

Posted by: Arbalest at October 09, 2009 08:13 PM (kexq+)

1011
Obama = a Turd

Nobel = the Punch Bowl turd polish

^ funny 'cuz it's true

Posted by: Tweetwing Plover at October 09, 2009 08:13 PM (PaMcq)

1012 Over a thousand?

Dayum

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 08:13 PM (UhB0V)

1013

Obama = glory days of the NFL

Nobel = free agency

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 09, 2009 08:13 PM (AGFgW)

1014 Obama: The U.S. economy
Nobel: Obama

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 09, 2009 08:13 PM (6yEzu)

1015

Obama = John Kerry

Nobel = Some anonymous US soldiers in Iraq with butcher paper, poster paint and an internet connection

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:13 PM (cc7EP)

1016

Obama = Hot Brazilian Chick at Carnival

Nobel = Her Penis

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 08:13 PM (zTAfB)

1017 Obama = Pong

Nobel Committee = Halo 3

Posted by: Shameless at October 09, 2009 08:13 PM (l/X7G)

1018 O = a satisfying BM

N = no TP

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 08:14 PM (FhPAC)

1019
Obama--The Armada

Nobel--Elizabeth I

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 08:15 PM (A51gv)

1020

Obama = "I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me."

Nobel = The Cook

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 08:15 PM (outBY)

1021 -Obama: Underqualified US President with zero foreign accomplishments to date.

-Nobel Prize: Undeserved award handed out by panel of Leftists to honor America-haters.

Why am I not laughing?

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 08:15 PM (KNy97)

1022
Obama=ink spot
Nobel=The Constitution

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 08:16 PM (tKfZv)

1023

Nobel = GWAR

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 08:10 PM (zTAfB)

Gwar is teh awesome. Used to go see those guys live every Saturday night here in Richmond back in the early/mid eighties before they hit it big and were on the club scene.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:16 PM (+FzLa)

1024

Obama = Sitting on the chem toilet in a Greyhound bus

Nobel = Pothole

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:16 PM (cc7EP)

1025 Obama = Normally functioning Soviet nuclear reactor

Nobel Peace Prize = Soviet engineers wondering what would happen if they interrupted power to the cooling system

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 08:16 PM (mJWd6)

1026

Obama = raging boner

Nobel + Michelle nekkid

Posted by: beedubya at October 09, 2009 08:16 PM (AnTyA)

1027 Obama = newborn at Christ Hospital

Nobel = closet

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:16 PM (JVLoU)

1028 Obama: Donald Trump's billion-dollar lawsuit against the NFL for antitrust violations

Nobel Prize: $1 in damages

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 08:16 PM (jlvw3)

1029 O = Chicken McNuggets.
N = Chicken head.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 08:17 PM (KNy97)

1030

Barry = an armadillo crossing the road.

Nobel = 2002 Chevy 3/4 ton dually pulling a 40 foot Airstream.

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at October 09, 2009 08:17 PM (dM1TL)

1031 Obama = Your Johnson

Nobel Peace Prize = Your right hand suddenly realizing it owe's a lot of money

Posted by: Norway Sucks at October 09, 2009 08:17 PM (5d0iU)

1032
Obama--Francis Ford Coppola's career

Nobel--Godfather 3

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 08:17 PM (A51gv)

1033

Obama: Going on a camping trip with a good friend to a remote location

Nobel Prize: He decides this a perfect opportunity to come out.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:18 PM (+FzLa)

1034

Obama = Pam winning $100 in an art contest

Nobel Peace Prize = Kevin winning $400 betting on the Celtics

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2009 08:19 PM (I3Udb)

1035

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 07:55 PM (+FzLa)

You're going to Hell for that one!

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 08:19 PM (jhCPm)

1036 O = Brittney Spears, 1999
N = Brittney Spears, 1999, talking.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 08:19 PM (KNy97)

1037 Obama = mankind
Nobel = cookbook

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 08:19 PM (KeHPo)

1038

obama= midnight basketball

nobel= Chicago railroad tie

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 08:19 PM (Oxen1)

1039 Obama: Fermat's Last Theorem

Nobel Prize: Andrew Wiles

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 08:20 PM (UhB0V)

1040
Obama = Suicide Bomber
Nobel Prize = 72 Raisins

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 08:20 PM (rC+/c)

1041
>>I actually know a guy who was hunting and did that. Except he wasn't peeing and he didn't think to check what he was wiping himself with first.

Blazer, Morons..
Don't burn poison ivy in your camp/hobo fires. Trust me.
{{scratching}}

Obama = Penicillin
Nobel = Gonorrhea

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 08:20 PM (1rflU)

1042
Obama--silent movies

Nobel--Al Jolson

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 08:20 PM (A51gv)

1043

Obama = Marvin

Nobel = Vincent Vega's trigger finger

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:21 PM (cc7EP)

1044 Obama = my dick

Nobel = a ruler

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:21 PM (JVLoU)

1045

obama = drunken frat boy

nobel = ghey slut sticker tattoo

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 08:21 PM (Oxen1)

1046 Obama = Alec Baldwin
NPP = voicemail

Posted by: Dr eviler at October 09, 2009 08:21 PM (kaRH3)

1047 Obama: Russell and Whitehead

Nobel Prize: Godel

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 08:22 PM (UhB0V)

1048 Obama = enthusiastic Greyhound bus rider

Nobel = national Beer, Doritos & Barefoot day

Posted by: Corona at October 09, 2009 08:22 PM (+xghX)

1049
Obama= Thief

Nobel= Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, rich man, poor man,
beggar man,

Posted by: reasoness at October 09, 2009 08:22 PM (tKfZv)

1050 O = Tasty ethnic food.
N = Ingredient list.

Posted by: looking closely at October 09, 2009 08:23 PM (KNy97)

1051 Obama: Gollum
NPP: the One Ring

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 08:23 PM (UhB0V)

1052 Obama = Batman franchise

Nobel = Chris O'Donnell

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:23 PM (JVLoU)

1053 Crap, I see someone else got the gollum one

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 08:23 PM (UhB0V)

1054

Obama = Lemming

Nobel = The cliff

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:23 PM (cc7EP)

1055
Obama: Waking up late on a work day

Nobel prize: Zipper

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:24 PM (+FzLa)

1056 do NOT click on a4g's link while eating...heh..

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 08:24 PM (a/Ebc)

1057
Obama--Gen. Custer

Nobel--the Sioux

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 08:24 PM (A51gv)

1058 Obama = Newbomb Turk

Nobel Peace Prize = Fran Drescher in the back of a van

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 08:24 PM (mJWd6)

1059 1043

Obama = Marvin

Nobel = Vincent Vega's trigger finger

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

I almost posted this one. did the gold watch instead.

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 08:24 PM (eA3tl)

1060

Obama = Dragonfly

Nobel = Windshield

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:25 PM (cc7EP)

1061

Obama = Descartes

Nobel Prize = Queen Kristina

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 08:26 PM (nkNCq)

1062 Obama = music
Nobel = disco

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 08:26 PM (KeHPo)

1063 Obama = whore
Noble = crack

Obama = genitals
Nobel = warts

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 08:26 PM (4iIhs)

1064 Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 08:24 PM (mJWd6)

Heh.

Obama = Theme music to Lawrence of Arabia

Nobel = The words

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:26 PM (cc7EP)

1065 O = POTUS w/Nobel

N = Being mocked over 1000 times on a AoSHQ thread.

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 08:27 PM (FhPAC)

1066

Obama = Magua

Nobel = Chingachgook with his war club.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 09, 2009 08:27 PM (C0Lop)

1067
Obama: Delicious Sauteed mushrooms at a golden Corral

Nobel Prize: Walking into a video store afterwards that doesn't have a public restroom.

(true story)

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:29 PM (+FzLa)

1068 Obama = Jessica McClure

Nobel = fascinating hole in the backyard

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:29 PM (JVLoU)

1069 Obama - David Brooks trying for an erection.

NPP - Sarah Palin's voice.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 08:29 PM (a/Ebc)

1070
Obama = a really awful movie

Nobel = MST3K

Posted by: Tweetwing Plover at October 09, 2009 08:29 PM (PaMcq)

1071

Obama = Wanda the Angelfish

Nobel = Otto

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:30 PM (cc7EP)

1072
Obama = going to open the door
Nobel = door being a window

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 08:30 PM (KeHPo)

1073 tweetwing - ff?

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 08:30 PM (a/Ebc)

1074
POTUS w/Nobel being mocked over 1000 times on a AoSHQ thread.

= teh awesomeness.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 08:30 PM (1rflU)

1075

Obama = buffet line

Nobel = Rosie O'Donnell and Micheal Moore

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 09, 2009 08:31 PM (V9SYy)

1076 Obama--Napoleon

Nobele--Waterloo

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 08:31 PM (A51gv)

1077 O = taking a hawt date to a movie

N = The English Patient

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 08:31 PM (FhPAC)

1078 Obama = A movie

Nobel = Robin Williams

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:31 PM (JVLoU)

1079

Obama = Marie Antoinette

Nobel = Cake

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:31 PM (cc7EP)

1080 69% of Twitter users "don't get it"

http://tinyurl.com/yg3y2j6

Posted by: JB at October 09, 2009 08:32 PM (1OoPr)

1081

Obama = Beatles

Nobel = Yoko Ono

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 08:32 PM (wwQxi)

1082
Obama = Waterloo
Nobel = Abba

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 08:33 PM (KeHPo)

1083
Woodchuck to Fancy Feast, come in Fancy Feast?

Posted by: Tweetwing Plover at October 09, 2009 08:33 PM (PaMcq)

1084

Obama = Robin Venutra charging the pitcher's mound

Nobel = a pissed off Nolan Ryan waiting for him

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 09, 2009 08:33 PM (V9SYy)

1085 Obama = AoSHQ

Nobel = Pixy's server

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:33 PM (JVLoU)

1086

Obama = enthusiastic Greyhound bus rider

Nobel = national Beer, Doritos & Barefoot day

HAHAHAAH!

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 08:33 PM (outBY)

1087
Obama: David Brooks

Nobel Prize: A Republican Senator whacking you off under a table in a D.C. restaurant.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:34 PM (+FzLa)

1088

Obama = Argentine national pride

Nobel Prize = "Senores y Senoritas, nuestro nuevo entrenador. Diego Maradona!"

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 08:34 PM (nkNCq)

1089

obama= horse turd

nobel= dung beetle

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 08:35 PM (Oxen1)

1090
Obama = me
Nobel = Chuck

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 09, 2009 08:35 PM (KeHPo)

1091

Obama = Soviet soldiers

Nobel = Simo H�yh�

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:35 PM (cc7EP)

1092 Obama - David Brooks trying for an erection.

NPP - Sarah Palin's voice.

Haha

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 08:35 PM (xGXz7)

1093 Obama: blog of wit and decorum

NPP : Tweetwing Plover ff

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 08:35 PM (a/Ebc)

1094 Obama = Carrie Fisher in metal bikini

Nobel = time

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:35 PM (JVLoU)

1095

Obama: Innocent young waitress

Nobel Prize: Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:36 PM (+FzLa)

1096 Obama = Animal Mother
Nobel Prize = peanut in Private Joker's shit

Posted by: DaveS at October 09, 2009 08:36 PM (o4Xc4)

1097 Obama: Kevin Costner

Nobel Prize: Water World

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 08:36 PM (IqfKc)

1098 Ace.. You need to declare a winner.

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 08:36 PM (A51gv)

1099 1087, you say that like Brooks would think that's a bad thing....

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at October 09, 2009 08:36 PM (a/Ebc)

1100

Obama = Battlestar Galactica

Nobel Prize = Season 3

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 08:38 PM (5skY4)

1101

Obama: Taking a relaxing whiz while enjoying a dip in the Amazon

Nobel Prize: Candiru

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:38 PM (+FzLa)

1102

Obama = Flag Burners

Nobel = Rick Monday

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:39 PM (cc7EP)

1103 Obama = Fred Fenster

Nobel = Keyser Soze

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 08:39 PM (PBGAP)

1104

Obama = Gus Grissom

Nobel = explosive bolts. Twice.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 08:39 PM (outBY)

1105

Obama = Grandpa

Nobel = having a lemonparty

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 08:39 PM (/E/UE)

1106

Obama = raygun's stupid comments

Nobel = Ace's eraser

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 09, 2009 08:39 PM (V9SYy)

1107 Obama: Gordian knot

NPP: Alexander the Great

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 08:40 PM (UhB0V)

1108
Obama = 1972 Olympics

Nobel = Palestinians

Posted by: Tweetwing Plover at October 09, 2009 08:40 PM (XaQVn)

1109

Obama: room for rent in large house with hardwood floors, shared kitchen and private bathroom, in walking distance to work with 6 female roommates for 300 dollars a month.

Nobel Peace Prize: Upon investigation, the house smells like feet, and the roomies are all Butch Deisel Dykes.

(This is a true story! It happened to one of my male co-workers who is getting divorced and looking for a new place. He was having visions of smoking jackets, silk pajamas and slippers a la Hef when he saw the ad on Craig's List. Sadly, the Playboy Mansion it was not!)

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 08:40 PM (jhCPm)

1110

Obama = Charles Johnson

Nobel = Morons

Posted by: beedubya at October 09, 2009 08:40 PM (AnTyA)

1111 Obama = Carrie at the Prom

Nobel = Bucket of pig's blood

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 08:40 PM (PBGAP)

1112 Obama = Lace Wigs

Nobel = My Hairy Ass

Posted by: Kurt at October 09, 2009 08:41 PM (4RrH4)

1113 Obama: Xerxes

NPP: Battle of Salamis

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 08:41 PM (UhB0V)

1114

Obama: honeymoon in exotic location with hot, sexy wife

Nobel: "honey Mom's going to come with us; I already got her reservations, ok?"

Posted by: unknown jane at October 09, 2009 08:41 PM (5/yRG)

1115

Obama = Sleeping Madagascar villager

Nobel = Aye-Aye's middle finger

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:41 PM (cc7EP)

1116
Obama: Mitch Gaylord

Nobel Prize: American Anthem

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:41 PM (+FzLa)

1117 O = Good Journalism

N = The New York Times

Posted by: Humor Award Committee at October 09, 2009 08:41 PM (FhPAC)

1118 Obama = Ted Kennedy's anus

Nobe = The Barbed Cock of Satan

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 08:42 PM (QECjC)

1119 Obama = This thread

Nobel = The probability of it stopping before 6 am

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 08:43 PM (aVQo/)

1120 Obama: Joel Robinson

NPP: the Mads

[ok, it doesn't actually work, but I'm about to watch me some MST3K]

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 08:43 PM (UhB0V)

1121

Obama = swinging in California ca. 1978

Nobel = Mr. Roper

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 08:43 PM (outBY)

1122
Obama = baked salmon

Nobel Prize = red wine

Posted by: Tweetwing Plover at October 09, 2009 08:43 PM (XaQVn)

1123

Obama = Migrating tarantulas

Nobel = My grandfather's Dodge

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:43 PM (cc7EP)

1124

obama= cheap cigar

nobel= fat Jewish pussy

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 08:43 PM (Oxen1)

1125
Obama = Nicholas Cage

Nobel = Nicholas Cage

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 08:44 PM (PBGAP)

1126

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 08:45 PM (PBGAP)

1127

Obama = Network printer

Nobel = Michael Bolton's baseball bat

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:45 PM (cc7EP)

1128 Obama = A nice late fall picnic

Nobel = A swarm of Africanized killer bees

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 08:45 PM (aVQo/)

1129 Obama = My Hairy Ass

Nobel = Modified Power Tools

Posted by: Kurt at October 09, 2009 08:45 PM (4RrH4)

1130

Obama = first time masturbating

Nobel = friction burns

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 08:45 PM (/E/UE)

1131
Obama: American Indian

Nobel: Fire Water

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:45 PM (+FzLa)

1132

Obama = vampire

Nobel Prize = mirror

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 08:45 PM (ASdwP)

1133 Heh! We morons are so easily entertained. Ace, you don't even have to put up a new post til next Monday!

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 08:45 PM (jhCPm)

1134 no one ever accused the moronosphere of having good taste.

Yeah, some of these are =awful=

in a totally awesome way.

Posted by: meep at October 09, 2009 08:45 PM (UhB0V)

1135 Obama: the skin on my dick

Nobel Prize: Internet porn

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 08:46 PM (IqfKc)

1136 Obama = The ONT

Nobel Peace Prize = This Thread

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 08:46 PM (erIg9)

1137
Obama--hopes of gold for U.S. relay teams

Nobel--the baton

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 08:46 PM (A51gv)

1138
Obama = GM & Chyrsler

Nobel = Obama Administration

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 08:46 PM (PBGAP)

1139

Obama = Paul Castellano Nobel = John Gotti

Obama = John Gotti Nobel = Sam Gravano

Obama = Vito Genovese Nobel = Appalachin, NY

Obama = Al Capone Nobel = Income Tax Code

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 08:47 PM (wwQxi)

1140

Obama = Bubbles

Nobel = Michael Jackson

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 08:47 PM (/E/UE)

1141

Obama = Captain Mal

Nobel = Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:48 PM (cc7EP)

1142 Obama: Michigan Football
Nobel Prize: Appalachian State

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 08:48 PM (IqfKc)

1143

obama= stupid kid hitting a nest with a bat.

nobel= wasps

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 08:48 PM (Oxen1)

1144 Obama = Superglue

Nobel Prize = Stupid

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 08:48 PM (jgwoG)

1145

Obama = first time masturbating

Nobel= friction burns Mom walks in to see if you'd like an after school snack

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 08:45 PM (/E/UE)

FIFY

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:48 PM (+FzLa)

1146 Obama: Rock Star Celebrity Status
Nobel Prize: The chickens coming home to roost

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 09, 2009 08:49 PM (HAdov)

1147
Obama = Charlie Gibson
Nobel = news

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 08:49 PM (KeHPo)

1148 1143

obama= stupid kid hitting a nest with a bat.

nobel= wasps

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 08:48 PM (Oxen1)

you mean you're really not supposed to do that?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 08:49 PM (erIg9)

1149

Obama = a deeply entrenched Japanese army

Nobel Prize = The Marine Corps

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 08:50 PM (nkNCq)

1150 Obama: Islamofascists
Nobel Prize: Bacon

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 08:50 PM (IqfKc)

1151

Obama = They're thirsty in Atlanta

Nobel = There's beer in Texarkana.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 08:50 PM (outBY)

1152

Barry = emperor

Noble = little loudmouthed observant kid in the crowd

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at October 09, 2009 08:50 PM (dM1TL)

1153 1145 That happened the seventh or eighth time, Blazer.

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 08:51 PM (/E/UE)

1154 O = Bristol Palin

N = Levi Johnson

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 08:51 PM (QECjC)

1155 Obama = Balls

Nobel Prize = Belt Sander

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 08:51 PM (jgwoG)

1156

Obama = Scratchy

Nobel = Itchy

Posted by: effinayright at October 09, 2009 08:51 PM (6MrTB)

1157 Obama = The "official" version of 9/11

Nobel = Steel rabbit fencing, a cinder block and kerosene

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:51 PM (JVLoU)

1158 O: The prisoner

N: Those damn floaty orbs

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 08:51 PM (aVQo/)

1159 Obama = Beavis and Butt Head

Nobel = David Van Driessen

Posted by: Kurt at October 09, 2009 08:51 PM (4RrH4)

1160
Obama = Bewitched

Nobel = New Darren

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 08:52 PM (PBGAP)

1161

Obama: Darryl Stingley

Nobel: Jack Tatum

Obama: Scott McClelland

Nobel: women

Obama: hygiene

Nobel: Refrigerator Perry

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 08:52 PM (CHf6r)

1162 Obama = The English Language

Nobel Peace Prize = Ozzy

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 08:53 PM (erIg9)

1163

Obama = Harry Lime

Nobel = Cat

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:53 PM (cc7EP)

1164

Obama = "I'm gonna git them Duke Boys!"

Nobel = bridge construction

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 08:53 PM (outBY)

1165 Obama = Richard Gere

Nobel Prize = Pet Gerbil.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 09, 2009 08:53 PM (otlXg)

1166

Obama: Joy Behar's mouth

Nobel: Passed out out-of-work actor

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 08:54 PM (CHf6r)

1167 Obama = Underpants Gnomes

Nobel = Step 2

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 08:54 PM (JVLoU)

1168

Obama: Buckhead

Nobel Prize: Charles Johnson

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:54 PM (+FzLa)

1169
Obama = The South

Nobel = Reconstruction

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 08:54 PM (PBGAP)

1170

Obama: Cardboard

Nobel: Set of Star Trek

Obama: Heterosexuality

Nobel: Doogie Howser

On a Hollywood kick for some reason.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 08:55 PM (CHf6r)

1171 Obama = Dummy (the biggest Emo Git on AoSHQ).

Nobel Prize = Dummy's gf out of air.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 09, 2009 08:55 PM (otlXg)

1172

Obama = Louis XVI

Nobel = Jacobin Club

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 08:55 PM (wwQxi)

1173 Obama = O.J. Simpson

Nobel Peace Prize = Just about any retarded thing that happened in the past 10 years.

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 08:56 PM (7O/Eb)

1174
Obama = Liver with Fava Beans

Nobel = Hannibal Lechter

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 08:56 PM (PBGAP)

1175

Obama: Tonsils

Nobel Peace Prize: Thieving Doctor

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 08:56 PM (jhCPm)

1176
Obama = Keith Olberman
Nobel = death

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 08:56 PM (KeHPo)

1177

Obama: Richard Dreyfuss

Nobel Prize: Hot blonde in a Thunderbird

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:56 PM (+FzLa)

1178 Obama = odd numbered movies

Nobel Prize = Star Trek

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 08:57 PM (jgwoG)

1179 Obama=Georgia

Nobel=Russia

Posted by: Artruen at October 09, 2009 08:57 PM (L+dBi)

1180

Obama = your a man with a 10" long and 3" diameter penis

Nobel = it bends midway down and at a 95 degree angle

Posted by: unknown jane at October 09, 2009 08:57 PM (5/yRG)

1181

Obama: Sobriety

Nobel: those nutcake liberal women bloggers

Obama: hygiene

Nobel: those nutcake liberal women bloggers

Obama: normal interpersonal relationships

Nobel: those nutcake liberal women bloggers

Obama: algebra and simple math, as well as science

Nobel: those nutcake liberal women bloggers

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 08:57 PM (CHf6r)

1182

Obama = Jack Vincennes

Nobel = Rollo Tomassi

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 08:58 PM (cc7EP)

1183
Obama: Roy Neary

Nobel Prize: Mashed potatoes

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 08:58 PM (+FzLa)

1184 @1052

Obama = Batman franchise

nobel Prize = nipples

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2009 08:59 PM (oEAm5)

1185

Obama = the first non-recurring character introduced

Nobel = The Mystery Machine Gang

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 09:00 PM (outBY)

1186
Obama = underwear
Nobel = skidmark

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 09:00 PM (KeHPo)

1187

Obama: Right handed begger in India who's right hand has been amputated.

Nobel: Delicious, spicy, hot curry made with spoiled meat.

(Yup, this is heading straight for the gutter without tp!)

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 09:00 PM (jhCPm)

1188

Obama: America

Nobel Prize: Obama

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 09:01 PM (+FzLa)

1189

Obama = Chet

Nobel = Lisa

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 09:01 PM (cc7EP)

1190 Warning, 1183 obscure movie reference.

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 09:02 PM (wwQxi)

1191 Obama = The permanent Republican majority

Nobel = Elected Republicans

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 09:02 PM (JVLoU)

1192 Obama: Some hotshot A-hole this morning gunning his tiny new Beemer at the stoplight.

Nobel Peace Prize: My Infiniti Q45 leaving him in a puddle of his own pee and exhaust.

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 09:02 PM (7O/Eb)

1193
Obama--lazy teenager's chances of sleeping til noon

Nobel--sound of mother and the vacuum cleaner heading toward teenager's bedroom at 11:45

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 09:03 PM (A51gv)

1194

Obama = Crossbow

Nobel = Longbow. L-O-N-G-B-O-W.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 09:03 PM (outBY)

1195

Obama = finding out your boyfriend is a transvestite

Nobel = he looks better than you

Posted by: unknown jane at October 09, 2009 09:03 PM (5/yRG)

1196

Obama = Zombie Horde

Nobel Prize = Chainsaw

Obama = Nancy Pelosi

Nobel Prize = Truth

Obama = Decent barely legal co-ed in need of cash

Nobel Prize = Hugh Hefner

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 09:03 PM (qF8q3)

1197

Obama: Bragging to your friends that your dad is a 4 Star General

Nobel Prize: In the Salvation Army

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 09:04 PM (+FzLa)

1198 Obama = rabbit season

Nobel Prize = duck season

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:04 PM (X2xSP)

1199

Barry = A beige Conair 1800 watt blowdryer

Nobel = Bathtub

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at October 09, 2009 09:04 PM (dM1TL)

1200 Obama = Vecna
Nobel Prize = Sword of Kas

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 09:05 PM (jgwoG)

1201

Obama: Rev. Al Sharpton

Nobel: Tawana Brawley

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 09:05 PM (jhCPm)

1202 Obama = 19-0

Nobel Prize = 18-1

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:06 PM (X2xSP)

1203 Obama = Brian Dennehy

Nobel = Moron bloggers ripping him a new movie

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 09:07 PM (1rflU)

1204 Obama - Allan Glines

NPP - AoS Morons

Posted by: jas at October 09, 2009 09:07 PM (ZM2Bn)

1205
Obama: Your mom walks onstage to accept The Mother of The Year award from your local PTA.

Nobel Prize: She whips out a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and starts guzzling it during her acceptance speech

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 09:07 PM (+FzLa)

1206

Obama: King Priam

Nobel: Trojan Horse

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 09:07 PM (jhCPm)

1207 hahaha.....I bet that taste like a shit taco. You all should be getting use to that taste.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:08 PM (oksM3)

1208 Obama = Code Name Hardhat

Nobel Peace Prize = Bye bye, lard ass!

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2009 09:08 PM (mJWd6)

1209 Obama=Harry Reid

Nobel=Dick Cheney's cock of doom

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at October 09, 2009 09:08 PM (UOM48)

1210

Obama: Gino Toretta

Nobel Peace Prize: Heisman Trophy

Posted by: Olaf at October 09, 2009 09:09 PM (pMMIT)

1211 Ace! I can't believe how much time I'm wasting here! I can't quit you!

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 09:09 PM (jhCPm)

1212

Obama = Group Captain Lionel Mandrake

Nobel = The Coca-Cola Company

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 09:10 PM (outBY)

1213

Obama: growing up enjoying your grandmothers fine taste in classical music

Nobel Prize: Finding a Guy Mann Dude album under her mattress after she passes away

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 09:10 PM (+FzLa)

1214

Obama: Absalom

Nobel: Evil, nefarious Tree

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 09:10 PM (jhCPm)

1215

Obama = ChemJeff

Nobel = PGIS

Posted by: Cartoon Johnnie Cochran Zombie at October 09, 2009 09:10 PM (zTAfB)

1216

Obama = Enjoying a relaxing drive down the Foothill Freeway at 110 mph in your Hyundai

Nobel Prize = Night sticks

Posted by: braininahat at October 09, 2009 09:11 PM (nkNCq)

1217 Obama: Catherine the Great

Nobel: The Horse

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 09:11 PM (QECjC)

1218 Obama = checkers
Rest of World = chess

Posted by: Good Lt. at October 09, 2009 09:11 PM (n/M5O)

1219

Obama: Monty

Nobel: Beautiful Tranny hooker, Miss Bong-Bong

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 09:12 PM (jhCPm)

1220 Blazer, I've got an award to give to your mom. The award for taking the most cock.... from me. She knows where to pick it up.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:12 PM (oksM3)

1221

Obama= the "homes"

Nobel= pair of pliers and a blowtorch

Posted by: kevin at October 09, 2009 09:12 PM (5S0Du)

1222

Obama = Star Wars

Nobel = Holiday Special

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 09:12 PM (/E/UE)

1223 OK, enough for me, I've got to go cook dinner!

Posted by: runningrn at October 09, 2009 09:13 PM (jhCPm)

1224
Obama = Conalingus
Nobel = this thread

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 09:13 PM (KeHPo)

1225

Blazer, here's one

Obama = Stansfield

Nobel = Leon

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 09:13 PM (wwQxi)

1226 #1220
WTF?

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 09:13 PM (PBGAP)

1227

Obama = Marge Simpson

Nobel Prize = Playboy cover

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 09:13 PM (ASdwP)

1228
Obama = South Pole of the Moon
Nobel = NASA bombs

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 09:13 PM (1rflU)

1229 O = Dick Cheney's Hunting Buddy

N = Dick Cheney

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 09:14 PM (QECjC)

1230 Blazer, I've got an award to give to your mom. The award for taking the most cock.... from me. She knows where to pick it up.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:12 PM (oksM3)

I've got an award for you too, but you'll have to slowly suck your way through the hardened flesh to get to the creamy filling.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 09:14 PM (+FzLa)

1231

Barack Obama = "Think I'm Gonna Queif"

Nobel = "Oh. Look, I WAS pregnant again!"

Posted by: Conalingus' mom at October 09, 2009 09:14 PM (zTAfB)

1232 I pretty sure wanting a guy to suck you off makes you gay Blazer.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:17 PM (oksM3)

1233

Blazer, here's one

Obama = Stansfield

Nobel = Leon

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 09:13 PM (wwQxi)

Excellent, good fookin' movie that is.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 09:17 PM (+FzLa)

1234 This is the best joke thread EVER. You are all winners.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 09:17 PM (outBY)

1235

Obama = Fame

Nobel Prize = Spencer and Heidi

Obama = Rabbit of Caerbannog

Nobel Prize = Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 09:17 PM (qF8q3)

1236 1232 I pretty sure wanting a guy to suck you off makes you gay Blazer.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:17 PM (oksM3)

Its not that I want to, its knowing that you don't want to that will make it enjoyable.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 09:19 PM (+FzLa)

1237

Obama = Conalingus' mom's hymen

Nobel = Conalingus' Grandfather

Posted by: Conalingus' mom at October 09, 2009 09:19 PM (zTAfB)

1238

114 Obama = Starscream at his coronation

Nobel Peace Prize = Megatron

Posted by: Cincinnatus at October 09, 2009 09:19 PM (f4sLg)

1239 1232 I pretty sure wanting a guy to suck you off makes you gay Blazer.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:17 PM (oksM3)

Why's that? You hopin' or something?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 09:20 PM (erIg9)

1240 Still gay homo.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:20 PM (oksM3)

1241 I need some spot remover to spill on my puppets!

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 09:20 PM (zTAfB)

1242 Conalingus,
Here.. suck on this. I'll take the chance and I'll tell you if I am gay after your done with it. Mmmkay? Go on....STFU.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 09, 2009 09:21 PM (1rflU)

1243 Obama = Peggy

Nobel = Duke Nukem

Posted by: Balls of Steel at October 09, 2009 09:21 PM (X/BNw)

1244 Obama: Rep. William Jefferson (D-LA).

Nobel: Maytag model MTB1956DEW freezer.

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 09, 2009 09:22 PM (7O/Eb)

1245 Still gay homo.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:20 PM (oksM3)

So what if I was. Got a problem with it. one of the moron co-bloggers is gay. I thought you guys were all tolerant about that shit and what-not ?

Oh thats right I forgot, the minority and victim class are safe as long as they vote the right way.

Did I get that right ?

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 09:23 PM (+FzLa)

1246 1240 Still gay homo.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:20 PM (oksM3)

We get it, you're still gay. NTTAWWT

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Occasional Meteor at October 09, 2009 09:23 PM (erIg9)

1247

Obama: Hardin, Montana

Nobel: American Police Force

Posted by: Bill H at October 09, 2009 09:24 PM (q8CmE)

1248 Obama = Contessa Brewer

Nobel = Street Corner on a Saturday Night

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 09:24 PM (QECjC)

1249 Obama = tonsils

Nobel = Unscrupulous doctors

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:25 PM (X2xSP)

1250 1240 Still gay homo.

Posted by: Conalingus at October 09, 2009 09:20 PM (oksM3)

Dude, you're not at the bus station

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 09, 2009 09:25 PM (IqfKc)

1251

Obama: Dum-Dum

Nobel Prize: Post #104

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 09:26 PM (+FzLa)

1252 Obama = humor

Nobel = Conalingus

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:26 PM (X2xSP)

1253

Obama = Boris Balkan

Nobel = Dean Corso

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 09:27 PM (wwQxi)

1254 Obama = Beavis and Butthead

Nobel = Todd

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 09:27 PM (X2xSP)

1255 Obama = Sick Burns

Nobel = Conanlingus

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 09:28 PM (aVQo/)

1256 1254 Obama = Beavis and Butthead

Nobel = Todd

Todd is cool...Huh, Huh

Posted by: Butthead at October 09, 2009 09:28 PM (IqfKc)

1257

Obama = Troll

Nobel = Employment

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 09, 2009 09:30 PM (V9SYy)

1258 Obama= Ted Kennedy
Nobel Peace Prize= the only way Ted could get thirty days of continuous sobrity was to friggin die!

Posted by: Oba my (_x_) at October 09, 2009 09:30 PM (xYp5z)

1259 Obama = Conalingus

Nobel = San Francisco Bath House

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 09:30 PM (QECjC)

1260

Obama: Awesome blowjob finish by Conalingus after anal sex

Nobel Prize: Forgetting to take a laxative first

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 09:31 PM (+FzLa)

1261

Obama = Stimulus

Nobel = Unemployment rate

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 09, 2009 09:31 PM (V9SYy)

1262

Obama = "Snakes on a Plane" Internet buzz

Nobel Prize = "Snakes on a Plane" box office

Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at October 09, 2009 09:32 PM (5skY4)

1263

Obama = Adam West as Batman

Nobel Peace Prize = corny round prop bomb with lit fuse

Obama = wilted celery stalk

Nobel Peace Prize = last third of a watered down bloody Mary with lipstick stain on ege of glass.

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 09, 2009 09:32 PM (LDQCY)

1264 And I'm quite disappointed that not a single moron here noted the fact that it wasn't a facehugger in the closet.

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 09:32 PM (qF8q3)

1265

obama= Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead 2

nobel= Bruce's demon possessed hand slapping the shit out of him.

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 09:35 PM (Oxen1)

1266

And I'm quite disappointed that not a single moron here noted the fact that it wasn't a facehugger in the closet.

Yeah, what a bunch of LOSERS.

Oh, who am I kidding... Here.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 09:35 PM (outBY)

1267

Obama= Bronze Star Hero

Nobel Peace Prize= Timothy McVeigh

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 09:36 PM (wwQxi)

1268

Obama = over-engorged deer tick

Nobel Peace Prize = giant enflamed scrote

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 09, 2009 09:36 PM (LDQCY)

1269 Obama = A valuable Alma Thomas original

Nobel = 90 degrees

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 09:37 PM (6dMuW)

1270
Obama = Michael Cimino

Nobel = Heaven's Gate

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 09:38 PM (PBGAP)

1271

Obama = laser engraver

Nobel price = vinyl cutter

One love. One coupon per household please.

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 09, 2009 09:38 PM (LDQCY)

1272
Obama = some guy taking a leak
Nobel = previously unseen electric fence

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 09:40 PM (KeHPo)

1273 Holy shit, are we headed to 2000?

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 09:40 PM (eA3tl)

1274

Obama: young afro-american altar boys

Nobel: Rev. Dr. Jerry Wright

Obama: sense and erudition

Nobel: Van Jones

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 09:41 PM (CHf6r)

1275

Obama= John Denver

Nobel Peace Prize= Empty Tank

Obama= John Belushi

Nobel peace Prize= Speedball

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 09:41 PM (wwQxi)

1276

Obama = the next Handi-wipe

Nobel Prize = baby with soiled diaper

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 09:42 PM (kYpqT)

1277 Ig Nobel = Nobel
(there is no second part)

Posted by: RicardoVerde at October 09, 2009 09:42 PM (PBTsv)

1278

Obama = Bawney Fwank

Nobel Prize = Butt Plug

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 09:42 PM (ASdwP)

1279 Obama--Pompeii

Nobel--Mt. Vesuvius

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 09:42 PM (A51gv)

1280

Obama = male eurethra submerged in river water

Nobel Peace Prize = dreaded candiru fish

-------

Obama = Wendy's Spicy Crispy Chicken Sandwich.

Nobel peace prize = that horrible/weird grey pulpy fatty area you bit into while eating a Wendy's Spicy Crispy Chicken Sandwich. Or voting for it. Something like that.

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 09, 2009 09:42 PM (LDQCY)

1281

Obama: Having sex with a really hot cougar for the first time

Nobel Prize: Her Sheriff's Deputy husband hiding in the closet taping it.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 09:43 PM (+FzLa)

1282
Nobel = Zoolander

Obama = Fags in a gas fight

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 09:43 PM (eA3tl)

1283
Obama = The Baby

Nobel = The Dingo

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 09:44 PM (PBGAP)

1284

Obama: belt

Nobel: Steve Seagal

Obama: the odor of the shit of a thousand seagulls

Nobel: Aunt Esther's poon

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 09:45 PM (CHf6r)

1285 Obama = Arthur
Nobel Prize = Questing Beast

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 09:45 PM (jgwoG)

1286 BHO wins the NPP and A-Rod is getting hits in the playoffs?

Are we SURE it's not April 1st?

BHO = Faber College Homecoming Parade

NPP = "A really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part"

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 09, 2009 09:45 PM (4iIhs)

1287
obama= tranny hooker on Hollywood Blvd

nobel= crotchless panties

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 09:46 PM (Oxen1)

1288 Obama = a fetching ewe

Nobel = extra wide boots

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2009 09:46 PM (QECjC)

1289

Obama = "honor student"

Nobel Prize = railroad tie

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 09:46 PM (kYpqT)

1290

Obama: Van Halen

Nobel: Gary Cherone

Obama: Reading is Fundamental, RiF

Nobel: Liberal Bloggers and Journalists

Obama: honesty

Nobel: Liberal Bloggers and Journalists

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 09:46 PM (CHf6r)

1291
Obama--Michelle Obama..the best dressed first lady evah

Nobel--boob belts

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 09:47 PM (A51gv)

1292

Obama = Ned Beatty

Nobel Prize = Deliverance

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 09:47 PM (ASdwP)

1293

Obama: bag of Cheetos

Nobel: barney Frank:

Obama: Mary Jo

Nobel: Teddy

Obama: Nicole

Nobel: OJ

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 09:48 PM (CHf6r)

1294

Obama = Van Jones

Nobel = Glen Beck

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 09, 2009 09:48 PM (V9SYy)

1295
Obama = Michael Moore

Nobel = Any self respecting female on the planet

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 09:48 PM (PBGAP)

1296 Obama = Ace's ban on the C-word

Nobel = Contessa Brewer

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 09:49 PM (6dMuW)

1297 Obama = Redskins
Nobel Prize = Zorn

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 09:49 PM (jgwoG)

1298

Yeah, what a bunch of LOSERS.

Oh, who am I kidding... Here.

Too late, I had one of those this morning. And then I flushed.

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 09:49 PM (qF8q3)

1299

obama= stale, air popped movie popcorn

nobel= unknown butter flavored oil

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 09:50 PM (Oxen1)

1300
Obama = Dustin Hoffman & Warren Beatty

Nobel = Ishtar

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 09:50 PM (PBGAP)

1301 Yeah, a prize created by the inventor of dynamite and owner of Bofors who was deluded into thinking that he needed to buy his way into Heaven.

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 09:50 PM (wwQxi)

1302
Bill Clinton = Rug burns

Nobel = Not.....F|_|ckin Owl Gore got on. Oh, do I have penis envy for that pig f|_|cker

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 09:51 PM (eA3tl)

1303 The funniest day I can remember in the last year -- actually, it was last year -- here on the site was during a McCain/Obama debate, when we started doing this joke

Goddammit, Ace, it was the second-greatest thread on this moronblog (only behind the imperceptible unimaginable awesomeness that was "Cool Facts About Dick Cheney"), so you ought to remember it.

It was September 3 of last year, and the liveblog was yawning its way through the third night of the Republican National Convention when Rudolph W. Hugenuts Giuliani delivered a slamfuck of an address that had every Moron rubbing the bloody red meat all over ourselves and dipping our balls in the juices. What we didn't know was that it was only a prelude to the merciless one-woman gangbang that would later be laid down by Sarah Palin � but at 10:27 PM EDT, you spake thus:

RUDY = THULSA DOOM
OBAMA = BLONDE GIRL ON A HORSE

Then this:

RUDY = SHARK
OBAMA = QUINT

RUDY = PANE OF GLASS
OBAMA = DAVID WARNER IN THE OMEN

And the S.A.T.'s asshole hasn't stopped bleeding since. The race was on. liberrocky:

RUDY = DRUGS OBAMA=HEATH LEDGER

And then 1100 posts of it commenced after Sarah Palin was done using her high heels to grind Barack Obama's testicles into powder.

(That thread also birthed "beating my dick like it owes me money," courtesy of liveblog commenter Mark.)

Posted by: INCITEmarsh at October 09, 2009 09:52 PM (oPFyu)

1304

Obama = Global warming

Nobel Prize = Steve McIntrye

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 09:52 PM (kYpqT)

1305 Obama = Irene Adler
Nobel Prize = Sherlock Holmes

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 09:52 PM (jgwoG)

1306
Obama = common sense
Nobel = Congress

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 09:53 PM (KeHPo)

1307

obama= scarecrow

nobel= fire

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 09:53 PM (Oxen1)

1308 Obama = Proper understanding of economics

Nobel = "Jobs Saved"

Posted by: M.R.I. at October 09, 2009 09:54 PM (aVQo/)

1309 Thanks, Incite... that was pure f'n' awesome.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 09:54 PM (jlvw3)

1310

Obama = Micheal Spinks

Nobel = Mike Tyson

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 09, 2009 09:54 PM (V9SYy)

1311

Obama = half plate of unrefrigerated egg salad leftovers that might have gone off

Nobel Peace Prize = two inch layer of mold

-----

Obama = Harry Hamlin wearing a sheet

Nobel Peace Prize = stupid, noisy, stop motion animated robot owl sent by Athena

-----

Obama = yellow-orange-brown cocker spaniel turd hidden in bermuda grass

Nobel Peace Prize = 80 flies buzzing above a spot in the bermuda grazz of your front yard

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 09, 2009 09:56 PM (LDQCY)

1312
Obama--Wicked Witch

Nobel--pail of water

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 09:56 PM (A51gv)

1313
obama= bacon

nobel= frying pan

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 09:57 PM (Oxen1)

1314 Obama = Kull
Nobel Prize = Mirrors of Tuzun Thune

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 09:57 PM (jgwoG)

1315

Obama: really hot chick

Nobel: six pack

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 09:57 PM (CHf6r)

1316

Obama = Godfather Part 3

Nobel = Sofia Coppola

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 09:57 PM (wwQxi)

1317
Obama = My bunghole

Nobel = A Chilisize and a pint of Guinness

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 09:57 PM (PBGAP)

1318 Obama = Yara
Nobel Prize = Tower of the Elephant

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 09:58 PM (jgwoG)

1319

obama = every hot chick in NYC since 1996

nobel = Derek Jeter

Posted by: Garrett at October 09, 2009 10:00 PM (zTAfB)

1320 Obama: Van Halen

Nobel: Gary Cherone

I am in your debt, sir.

Posted by: Good Lt. at October 09, 2009 10:00 PM (n/M5O)

1321 Obama = Daniel Upton

Nobel Prize = Thing on the doorstep

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 10:00 PM (jgwoG)

1322 Obama = L Sprague de Camp

Nobel Prize = Conan and the Spider God

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 10:02 PM (jgwoG)

1323

Obama = Vizzini

Nobel = Iocane Powder

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 10:04 PM (wwQxi)

1324
Obama = Admiral Yamamoto

Nobel = 18 Army P-38 Lightning fighters

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 10:05 PM (PBGAP)

1325 Obama = Upton Sinclair

Nobel Prize = The Gnomobile

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 10:06 PM (jgwoG)

1326 1323

Obama = Vizzini

Nobel = Iocane Powder

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 10:04 PM (wwQxi)

See #152

Posted by: somejoe at October 09, 2009 10:06 PM (KeHPo)

1327
Obama==Tom Cruise's career

Nobel--Oprah's couch

Posted by: ac at October 09, 2009 10:06 PM (A51gv)

1328
Obama: Mexican Army

Nobel: The Wild Bunch

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 10:07 PM (9Lm5R)

1329
Obama: The Monster's crotch

Nobel: Blind Hermit's soup ladle

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2009 10:09 PM (9Lm5R)

1330

Obama: Britany Spears

NPP: Kevin Federline

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 10:09 PM (SE2xN)

1331 Obama: Windows

Nobel Prize: Vista

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:10 PM (jlvw3)

1332 Obama = 1323

Nobel = 152

Posted by: a4g at October 09, 2009 10:10 PM (6dMuW)

1333
Obama: Earth

Nobel Prize: Large Hadron Collider

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 10:11 PM (+FzLa)

1334 Obama: My Dog Skip

Nobel Prize: My Korean Neighbor

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:11 PM (jlvw3)

1335

Somejoe, there are too many comments. Since I have repeated one, I'm out. That would be a good rule; if a posting is repeated, the offender is out of the game.

G'night.

Posted by: Pelayo at October 09, 2009 10:11 PM (wwQxi)

1336 Obama = John Travolta

Nobel = Battlefield Earth

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 10:13 PM (PBGAP)

1337

Obama = guys who says "en fuego"

Nobel = fire

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 10:13 PM (outBY)

1338 Obama: Windows

Nobel Prize: Vista

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:10 PM (jlvw3)

ace, already did that about a thousand posts back. We're on top of things here Mr. Durden.

Its true, you don't read your own blog.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 10:14 PM (+FzLa)

1339

Obama: Harry Potter

Nobel: His dick on Broadway

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 10:15 PM (SE2xN)

1340 This thread needs to go in the national achieve.

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 10:16 PM (eA3tl)

1341

Obama= Gozer

Nobel Peace Price = Crossing the Streams

Posted by: Holger at October 09, 2009 10:16 PM (wwQxi)

1342 Obama = Betamax

Nobel = VHS

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 09, 2009 10:17 PM (PBGAP)

1343
Obama: WGN Chicago

Nobel Prize: Max Headroom

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 10:18 PM (+FzLa)

1344

Obama = "That's right --- I'm dangerous."

Nobel = Kilmer chopping his teeth.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 10:19 PM (outBY)

1345

Obama: virginity

Nobel: Genghis Khan

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 10:20 PM (SE2xN)

1346 Obama = Samson

Nobel Prize = Supercuts

Posted by: Y-not still bitter about the '87 Cards at October 09, 2009 10:20 PM (sey23)

1347

Obama = John Carpenter

Nobel = Avatar

Yes, it does look like it's going to suck.

Obama = Late night talk shows

Nobel = Everyone but Craig Ferguson

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 10:20 PM (qF8q3)

1348 Obama: My Dog Skip

Nobel Prize: My Korean Neighbor

Literal laugh out loud.

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 10:20 PM (xGXz7)

1349

Obama = naked fat guy sitting at kitchen counter

Nobel = Chris Hansen

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 10:21 PM (outBY)

1350 Obama: Nggh-- Who's your DADDY?!

Noble Prize: It's your daddy.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:23 PM (jlvw3)

1351

Obama = Isadora Duncan

Nobel= Scarf

Posted by: Holger at October 09, 2009 10:24 PM (wwQxi)

1352

Uh, make that James Cameron. I get those names mixed up constantly.

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 10:24 PM (qF8q3)

1353

Obama = Nash Rambler

Nobel = Bacon Bras

too inside?

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 10:24 PM (ASdwP)

1354 Obama: Hey, check out those D-cups.

Nobel Prize: Hello, my name is Oliver Willis. Please read my blog.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:25 PM (jlvw3)

1355 Obama: Thug.

Nobel: Pencil trick.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 09, 2009 10:25 PM (ScNOc)

1356

Obama: Innocent underaged Vietnamese girl

Nobel Prize: Gary Glitter

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 10:25 PM (+FzLa)

1357 Obama: Lesbian chick who liked to cook scallops on last year's Top Chef.

Nobel Prize: It's Top Chef, not Top Scallops.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:26 PM (jlvw3)

1358

Obama = Drunken yob

Nobel Prize = Tranny cage fighter

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 10:26 PM (kYpqT)

1359

Obama = Thomas Edison

Nobel Peace Prize = George Westinghouse

Posted by: Holger at October 09, 2009 10:26 PM (wwQxi)

1360 Obam a= Chernobyl
Nobel peace Prize = Homer Simpson

Posted by: Fortunata at October 09, 2009 10:26 PM (P1A5m)

1361

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Call of Duty II CD Key
Company of Heroes CD Key
Counter - Strike CD key: http://www.cdkeyexpress.com
Diablo 2 CD Key: http://www.cdkeyexpress.com
Grand Theft Auto IV CD Key
Guild Wars CD Key
Nexon Cash for MapleStory: http://www.cdkeyexpress.com
Red Alert 3 CD Key: http://www.cdkeyexpress.com
StarCraft CD Key: http://www.cdkeyexpress.com
The Godfather II CD Key
Titan Quest CD Key
WarCraft3 CD key: http://www.cdkeyexpress.com
Warhammer Online CD key
http://www.cdkeyexpress.com

Burberry scarf: http://www.scarves-store.com
silk scarf: http://www.scarves-store.com

Posted by: jason at October 09, 2009 10:27 PM (gREGf)

1362 Obama: British accent

Nobel Prize: British teeth

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:28 PM (jlvw3)

1363 Obama = Punchbowl

Nobel Prize = Turd

Posted by: David Gillies at October 09, 2009 10:30 PM (g4zXx)

1364 Obama: Allen Glines

Nobel Prize: Forgetting to make your MySpace and Facebook profiles private before trolling a conservative blog.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 10:30 PM (+FzLa)

1365

obama= chicken

nobel= egg

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 10:31 PM (Oxen1)

1366

Obama = throwing the party

Nobel = upperdunking the toilet

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 10:32 PM (/E/UE)

1367 Obama = Dominique Greene

Nobel = James Bond with a can of oil

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 10:32 PM (xGXz7)

1368
Nobel = Dr Evil

Nobel = Mini-me

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 10:33 PM (eA3tl)

1369 You know what i meant

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 10:34 PM (eA3tl)

1370

Obama = Andy Sullivan's application for citizenship

Nobel Prize = A lid of grass

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 10:34 PM (kYpqT)

1371

obama= homemade apple pie

nobel= Jason Biggs

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 10:35 PM (Oxen1)

1372

Obama = Stan Lee

Nobel = stinkpalm

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 10:35 PM (/E/UE)

1373 Obama: Candygram

Nobel Prize: Landshark

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:36 PM (jlvw3)

1374

Obama = guy masturbating while sitting naked on a tree trunk by a nature path outside the train station

Nobel = taped up awl

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 10:36 PM (outBY)

1375 Obama = Trebek

Nobel = Anal Bum Cover

Posted by: Sean Connery at October 09, 2009 10:37 PM (X/BNw)

1376

Obama: Air Force 1 carpet

Nobel Prize: Bo

Posted by: Molon Labe at October 09, 2009 10:38 PM (kYpqT)

1377 Another Warden one from that old thread:

Obama = Connect four? Where?
Nobel Prize = Here. Diagonally!

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:38 PM (jlvw3)

1378
Obama: Candygram

Nobel Prize: Landshark

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:36 PM (jlvw3)

ace, go to bed. Your cheapening your mystique now.

Posted by: Blazer at October 09, 2009 10:40 PM (+FzLa)

1379 Obama = Hamburger

Nobel = Hasselholf

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 10:40 PM (xGXz7)

1380

Obama: Don Quixote

Noble: Windmills

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 10:40 PM (SE2xN)

1381 895 cracked me up

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 10:41 PM (/E/UE)

1382

Obama = I'll remove his funny bone...

Nobel = Butterfingers!

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 09, 2009 10:41 PM (outBY)

1383
Obama = Martian

Nobel = Slim Whitman's song, "Indian Love Call"

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 10:41 PM (eA3tl)

1384

obama= dave letterman in a bar with his girlfriend.

nobel= The Cheaters crew shows up with the wife.

Posted by: Kyle Canyon at October 09, 2009 10:42 PM (Oxen1)

1385 Obama=Highlander
NPP=2

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 10:44 PM (dhFYq)

1386 wifey is home gotta go.

Posted by: sTevo at October 09, 2009 10:45 PM (eA3tl)

1387

Obama: Toilet paper

Nobel: Shit

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 10:45 PM (SE2xN)

1388

Obama = Heisman Trophy Winner

Nobel Peace Prize = Danny Weurfel

Posted by: Holger at October 09, 2009 10:45 PM (wwQxi)

1389 Obama = Richard Crenna
Nobel = As Richard Beck

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 10:46 PM (/E/UE)

1390

Obama = Jeopardy

Nobel = Ken Jennings

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 09, 2009 10:47 PM (ASdwP)

1391

Obama: Michael Moore

Noble: Food

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 10:47 PM (SE2xN)

1392

Obama: David Brooks

Noble: Perfectly creased pants

Posted by: eating narcissus at October 09, 2009 10:52 PM (SE2xN)

1393 barbelle@1264, there's no time for corrections, the comments are appearing too fast.

Obama=Kosh Vader
NPP=Lorien

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 10:55 PM (dhFYq)

1394 Obama: David Bowie just signed over the songrights and royalties of one of his songs to you

Nobel Prize: This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_YhN_mwPUY

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2009 10:57 PM (jlvw3)

1395 Obama=Principal Rooney
NPP=Ferris

Posted by: Methos at October 09, 2009 11:03 PM (dhFYq)

1396 Obama = Land War

Nobel Prize = Asia

Posted by: joh at October 09, 2009 11:03 PM (jgwoG)

1397

Obama: Ellen Degeneress' snatchbox

Nobel: Rosie O

Obama: english Language

Nobel: Leon Spinks

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 11:06 PM (CHf6r)

1398
Obama = Zimbabwe
Noble Prize = Robert Mugabe

Obama = United States
Noble Prize = Obama

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 11:07 PM (rC+/c)

1399

Obama = MSNBC

Nobel = FNC

Posted by: barbelle at October 09, 2009 11:07 PM (qF8q3)

1400
Obama = The Internet
Noble Prize = Bubb Rubb

Posted by: DelD at October 09, 2009 11:08 PM (rC+/c)

1401
Obama = Jackson Five
Nobel = in blackface

Posted by: King Friday at October 09, 2009 11:08 PM (/E/UE)

1402 Obama = Michael Jordan

Nobel = HOF speech

Posted by: Amused Observer at October 09, 2009 11:09 PM (xGXz7)

1403 Obama = mu.nu

Nobel = this comment thread

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 09, 2009 11:23 PM (X2xSP)

1404

Obama: the budding sexuality of interns, female or male

Nobel: The Democrat Party

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 11:24 PM (CHf6r)

1405

Obama: Fark

Nobel: Genius liberal posters

Obama: Girl riding bike on campus

Nobel: Bus, car, train

Obama: Man in the Iron Mask

Nobel: the only male to be asked to fellate Rosie O

Obama: Carnac

Nobel: Ed

Obama: Can of Alpo

Nobel: A drunken Ed

Obama: a Letterman intern

Nobel: Dave's "office chores"

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 09, 2009 11:28 PM (CHf6r)

1406

Obama = Cash for Clunkers

Nobel = Bastiat

Posted by: effinayright at October 09, 2009 11:30 PM (6MrTB)

1407

Obama= Olympic Games

Nobel Peace Prize= Consolation Prize

Posted by: awnree at October 09, 2009 11:35 PM (ZNdcE)

1408

Obama = John

Nobel = Kate + 8

(And a shitload of laywers...)

Posted by: Warthog at October 09, 2009 11:36 PM (ujabe)

1409

Obama = desire for gespachio

Nobel = Soup Nazi

(No soup for you...)

Posted by: Warthog at October 09, 2009 11:50 PM (ujabe)

1410 Nobel: He's rubbing your head.

Obama: He's holding your ears.

Posted by: railwriter at October 09, 2009 11:51 PM (XcsD4)

1411 Obama: Lotion in the basket

Nobel: Hollowpoint in the dark

Posted by: railwriter at October 09, 2009 11:58 PM (XcsD4)

1412 Obama: Abu Ghraib
Nobel Prize: Camera

Posted by: libbyt at October 10, 2009 12:03 AM (5I0Yr)

1413 Nobel: Richard Crenna starring as "Richard Beck."

Obama: "You're really gonna like this."

Posted by: railwriter at October 10, 2009 12:05 AM (XcsD4)

1414
Nobel Prize: The air shattered by the force of Casey's blow

Obama: Joy in Mudville

Posted by: libbyt at October 10, 2009 12:09 AM (5I0Yr)

1415
Obama: Unsaved stuff you were working on for a really long time

Nobel Prize: Please tell Microsoft about this problem.

Posted by: libbyt at October 10, 2009 12:14 AM (5I0Yr)

1416 Obama: Jim and Pam's wedding
Nobel: Michael Scott and Dwight Shrute giving a speech at it

Posted by: Phil. at October 10, 2009 12:15 AM (tOzKE)

1417 Obama = Payne Stewart

Nobel = the Barometric formula

Posted by: a4g at October 10, 2009 12:15 AM (6dMuW)

1418 Obama: "Aintry?"

Nobel: "Purty mouth."

(ok, so the 'Deliverance' cite tipped me.)

Posted by: railwriter at October 10, 2009 12:15 AM (XcsD4)

1419
Nobel = First Pitch

Obama = Limp Wrist Girl Toss

Posted by: sTevo at October 10, 2009 12:17 AM (eA3tl)

1420 Obama: Random liberal
Nobel: Clint Eastwood

Posted by: Phil. at October 10, 2009 12:19 AM (tOzKE)

1421

Obama: Tommy Chong

Nobel: Peyote

Posted by: wowlookatthat at October 10, 2009 12:19 AM (kf3VP)

1422 Obama = gerbil

Nobel = Richard Gere's pooter

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 10, 2009 12:22 AM (Uysm3)

1423
Obama: Irony

Nobel Prize: Alanis Morrissette

Posted by: libbyt at October 10, 2009 12:23 AM (5I0Yr)

1424 Obama = California
NPP = San Andreas fault just starting to tremor

Noble Peace Prize or Nobel Peace Bribe?

Posted by: Cary at October 10, 2009 12:25 AM (39wcm)

1425 Obama: A half decent script
Nobel: David Hasselhoff (except in Germany)

Posted by: Phil. at October 10, 2009 12:29 AM (tOzKE)

1426

Obama = Judi-chop

Nobel = Spaghetti Western

Posted by: sTevo at October 10, 2009 12:29 AM (eA3tl)

1427
Obama: Aces and eights

Nobel Prize: The draw

Posted by: libbyt at October 10, 2009 12:30 AM (5I0Yr)

1428 Gandhi = Seka

Obama = John Holmes

Posted by: Anonymoose at October 10, 2009 12:32 AM (ZgvjV)

1429 Obama: Reservoir tip.

Nobel: The chowder.

Posted by: railwriter at October 10, 2009 12:35 AM (XcsD4)

1430 Obama: Milkshake
Nobel: Daniel Plainview

Posted by: Phil. at October 10, 2009 12:48 AM (tOzKE)

1431

Obama: Dennehy

Nobel: Rambo

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at October 10, 2009 12:50 AM (CHf6r)

1432
Obama: Time enough at last

Nobel Prize: Hyperopia

Posted by: libbyt at October 10, 2009 12:51 AM (5I0Yr)

1433
Obama = We
Noble Prize = so boned

Posted by: DelD at October 10, 2009 01:04 AM (rC+/c)

1434

Obama = That Hideous Strength: A Christian Child's First Allegorical Coloring Book

Nobel Peace Prize = Screwtape Letters: The Amazing New Rock Opera by Meatloaf and Andrew Loyd Webber

------

Obama = the Scottish legend of Nessie the Loch ness Monster

Nobel Peace Prize = anyone with a bachelor's degree in biology

------

Obama = Frank Netty

Nobel Peace prize = Elliot Ness all pissed off and carrying a shotgun to the court house.

-----

Obama = Kobayashi Maru simulation exercise for Starfleet cadets

Nobel Peace prize = "I don't believe in a 'no win ' scenario."

Posted by: Cack Finger at October 10, 2009 01:12 AM (LDQCY)

1435 Obama:The clown car at the circus
NPP:The clown with explosive diarrhea

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 01:12 AM (dhFYq)

1436 Obama: Darla
NPP: Buffy (later Darla)

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 01:14 AM (dhFYq)

1437 Obama: Mirya
NPP: Max Sterling

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 01:18 AM (dhFYq)

1438 Obama = Matt Damon

Nobel = Matt Damon

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 10, 2009 01:19 AM (X/BNw)

1439 Obama: Boobies
NPP: Showgirls

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 01:19 AM (dhFYq)

1440 Obama = That really fat guy in the restaurant in Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

Nobel Prize = Thin mint.

Posted by: Nate at October 10, 2009 01:21 AM (h/im3)

1441 Obama = Pelosi

Nobel Prize = Botox

Posted by: Primus Prickus at October 10, 2009 01:25 AM (RwE5E)

1442 # 1440: Mr. Creosote... uh, I mean... Matt Damon.

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 10, 2009 01:29 AM (X/BNw)

1443 Obama = Kobayashi Maru

NPP = James T. Kirk

Posted by: Shameless at October 10, 2009 01:30 AM (l/X7G)

1444 Obama = Stormtrooper #2

Nobel Committee = Obi-Wan Kenobi

Posted by: Zarathustra at October 10, 2009 01:37 AM (kh8i4)

1445 Obama = bro

Nobel Prize = tase

Posted by: Primus Prickus at October 10, 2009 01:57 AM (RwE5E)

1446 Obama = Western migration

Nobel Prize = Donner Party

Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 10, 2009 02:04 AM (OJ6xy)

1447 Obama = Global Thermonuclear War

Nobel = tic tac toe

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 10, 2009 02:22 AM (X2xSP)

1448 1445 - how about:

Obama = don't tase me

Nobel = bro

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 10, 2009 02:23 AM (X2xSP)

1449 Obama = Jesse Spano's virginity

Nobel = AC Slater

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 10, 2009 02:28 AM (X2xSP)

1450 Obama = guys in prison

Nobel = Brad Westley's thug Jimmy

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 10, 2009 02:32 AM (X2xSP)

1451 1448 - You sayin' BHO ain't a bro, bro? Oh no. He definitely be a bro!

Posted by: Primus Prickus at October 10, 2009 02:32 AM (RwE5E)

1452

Obama = Oddjob

Nobel = Bond... James Bond

Posted by: effinayright at October 10, 2009 02:33 AM (6MrTB)

1453 Obama = Westley's thug Jimmy

Nobel = Dalton

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 10, 2009 02:33 AM (X2xSP)

1454 Obama = Arnold

Nobel = The Gooch

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 10, 2009 02:35 AM (X2xSP)

1455 Obama = happiness and joy

Nobel = Sean Penn

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 10, 2009 02:36 AM (X2xSP)

1456
Obama = Weezer

Nobel Prize = Pinkerton

Posted by: John VS at October 10, 2009 02:37 AM (NcsIb)

1457

Obama = Warden Norton

Nobel = Andy Dufresne

Posted by: effinayright at October 10, 2009 02:42 AM (6MrTB)

1458

Obama = Larry Lester's buns

Nobel = Andrew Clark

Posted by: Moron in a Members Only Jacket at October 10, 2009 02:49 AM (FD3EH)

1459

Obama = You lie!

Nobel = boy.

Posted by: ss at October 10, 2009 02:53 AM (mNqbH)

1460

Obama = Head On

Nobel = Apply Directly to The Forehead! Apply Directly to The Forehead! Apply Directly to The Forehead! Apply Directly to The Forehead!

Posted by: ss at October 10, 2009 03:04 AM (mNqbH)

1461 Obama = Greg Norman, 1987 Masters

Nobel Prize = Larry Mize

Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 10, 2009 03:11 AM (OJ6xy)

1462

Obama = L1

Nobel = rule against perpetuities

Posted by: ss at October 10, 2009 03:16 AM (mNqbH)

1463 Obama = Lex Luthor

Nobel = Otisburg

Posted by: Ned Beatty at October 10, 2009 03:19 AM (X/BNw)

1464

Obama = epic thread

Nobel = 3:56 am EST

Posted by: ss at October 10, 2009 03:56 AM (mNqbH)

1465 Obama = Dan Rather
Nobel = What's the Frequency Kenneth?

Posted by: Ace Tomato at October 10, 2009 04:09 AM (+tEfW)

1466 Obama: blathering guest
Nobel: Salmon Mousse

(apologies to Nate)

Posted by: Ace Tomato at October 10, 2009 04:12 AM (+tEfW)

1467

Obama = Bob Beckel

Nobel = Carbohydrates

Posted by: Moron eating a Slim Jim at October 10, 2009 04:39 AM (FD3EH)

1468

Obama = A Very Special Episode

Nobel = Creepy Uncle Who Visits

Posted by: Moron who needs to tell you something at October 10, 2009 05:46 AM (FD3EH)

1469 Obama = nostril mole photoshopped out of all pictures

NPP = mole's back and it's bigger

Posted by: alppuccino at October 10, 2009 07:16 AM (PjqYy)

1470

Obama = guy hiding in Porta-Potty in Jurassic Park

Nobel = Tyrannosaurus Rex

Posted by: Mike_W at October 10, 2009 07:21 AM (65FgQ)

1471 Obama = not the droids you were looking for.

Nobel = the droids you were looking for.

Posted by: Hobo All Stars at October 10, 2009 08:31 AM (7O/Eb)

1472 Obama = barbarella in pleasure machine
Nobel Prize= Duran Duran

Posted by: inconquisitor at October 10, 2009 08:33 AM (iH6Wf)

1473 Teamism: Jason Lewis writes an insightful piece over at American Thinker. With that:

Obama = Failing Main Stream Media

Nobel = Cool Political Blog

Posted by: sTevo at October 10, 2009 08:49 AM (eA3tl)

1474 Obama: arctic wolf

NPP: Sarah Palin in a helicopter

Posted by: meep at October 10, 2009 09:03 AM (UhB0V)

1475

Obama = pig

Nobel = lipstick

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 10, 2009 09:31 AM (ASdwP)

1476

Obama = Joker

Nobel = lipstick

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 10, 2009 09:32 AM (ASdwP)

1477 Obama=Leading the final lap at Talladega
NPP=Out of gas in the middle of turn 2

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 09:34 AM (dhFYq)

1478 Obama=Joker
NPP=Gargoyle on a rope

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 09:35 AM (dhFYq)

1479

Obama = Marcellus Wallace

Nobel Prize = Zed's junk

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 10, 2009 09:42 AM (zgZzy)

1480
Obama: My pimp hand

Nobel Prize: Arthritis

Posted by: libbyt at October 10, 2009 09:45 AM (5I0Yr)

1481 Obama=Parade
Nobel =Rain

Posted by: 13times at October 10, 2009 09:47 AM (knaPE)

1482 Nobel = World's largest shoes to fill
Obama = Wee teeny tiny feel of clay

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 10, 2009 10:11 AM (xqhoO)

1483 Obama = Venti latte and bran muffin

Nobel Prize = Stuck in traffic

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 10:27 AM (jgwoG)

1484 Obama = Tommy Turner's penis

Nobel Peace Prize = Ms. Balbricker

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 10, 2009 10:27 AM (mJWd6)

1485
Obama = Puppet Show

Nobel = Spinal Tap

Posted by: sTevo at October 10, 2009 10:29 AM (eA3tl)

1486

Obama: Harry Potter

Noble: The epilogue

Posted by: eatingnarcissus at October 10, 2009 10:31 AM (SE2xN)

1487

Obama: Lindsay Lohan

Noble: Coke

Posted by: eatingnarcissus at October 10, 2009 10:33 AM (SE2xN)

1488

Obama: John Lennon

Nobel: Yoko Ono

Posted by: eatingnarcissus at October 10, 2009 10:34 AM (SE2xN)

1489

Obama: Mac

Noble: Virus

Posted by: eatingnarcissus at October 10, 2009 10:40 AM (SE2xN)

1490 Obama = Molly Ringwald

Nobel = The 90s

Posted by: BadgerHawk at October 10, 2009 10:52 AM (uv7hW)

1491 .
Obama=Jacques Cousteau
Nobel = Empty Scuba Tank

Obama=Bobby Riggs
Nobel = Billy Jean King

Obama = Summer of Love
Nobel = Brown Acid

Obama = Dallas Cowboys
Nobel = The Catch

Obama = Family
Nobel = Manson

Obama = Lipstick
Nobel = Pig

Posted by: 13times at October 10, 2009 10:54 AM (knaPE)

1492 Obama=Ken Jennings
NPP=What is Fed Ex?

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 11:36 AM (dhFYq)

1493

is this the longest thread ever here on AOS? gotta be close to a record...

and in other news, how's the health of the lockerbie bomber.... shouldn't he be "done" by now? or is he working on that "miraculous recovery"?

Posted by: shred at October 10, 2009 11:39 AM (d2ha6)

1494

Obama = Moose

Nobel = Hungry Sarah Palin

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at October 10, 2009 11:43 AM (/s5j6)

1495

Obama : GMC Truck

Nobel: Dateline NBC

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at October 10, 2009 11:47 AM (/s5j6)

1496 Manufacturing comments simply to get to 1500 is laaaame.

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 10, 2009 12:35 PM (X2xSP)

1497 Yet here we are.

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at October 10, 2009 12:35 PM (X2xSP)

1498

Obama = 1498

Nobel = 1499

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at October 10, 2009 12:36 PM (/s5j6)

1499 Obama = Corvair

Nobel = Ralph Nader

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 10, 2009 12:41 PM (PBGAP)

1500 Obama = Cuba Gooding, Jr
Nobel = The Academy Award

Posted by: MPFS recipient of Nobel Fish Sticks at October 10, 2009 12:44 PM (PBGAP)

1501 1501st!

Posted by: Methos at October 10, 2009 12:57 PM (dhFYq)

1502
Obama: Dolores

Nobel Prize: Mulva?

Posted by: libbyt at October 10, 2009 01:44 PM (5I0Yr)

1503 Obama = Boston College

Nobel = Virginia Tech

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 02:10 PM (jgwoG)

1504 Obama = Love me forever

Nobel Prize = Let me sleep on it

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 02:14 PM (jgwoG)

1505

Obama = Neck

Nobel = The MAN'S foot

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at October 10, 2009 02:18 PM (/s5j6)

1506 Obama = Tribble

Nobel Prize = Klingon

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 02:56 PM (jgwoG)

1507 Obama = USS Excelsior

Nobel Prize = Scotty

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 02:59 PM (jgwoG)

1508 Obama = Space Abe Lincoln

Nobel = A pointed stick

Posted by: Security Officer Dickerson at October 10, 2009 03:27 PM (X/BNw)

1509 Obama = Blago's Hair

NPP = Patrick Fitzgerald-brand mousse

Posted by: Mandel Bread at October 10, 2009 03:58 PM (+vxZv)

1510
Obama = Brad (asshole)

Nobel = Frankenfurter

Posted by: sTevo at October 10, 2009 05:04 PM (eA3tl)

1511

Obama=ACORN Prostitute

Mccain=Breitbart

Posted by: LordGeoDampierre at October 10, 2009 05:17 PM (kurgK)

1512

Obama = spotted owl

Nobel Prize = chain saw

Posted by: chinaacid at October 10, 2009 05:45 PM (cwnkO)

1513 Obama = Dr Doofenshmirtz

Nobel Prize = Perry

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 06:33 PM (jgwoG)

1514

Obama = Matt Holliday

Nobel Prize = A sea of waving white hankies

Posted by: braininahat at October 10, 2009 09:00 PM (nkNCq)

1515 Obama = Sasquatch

Nobel Prize = Beef Jerky

Posted by: joh at October 10, 2009 09:51 PM (jgwoG)

1516 Obama - King George III

Nobel - 1776

Posted by: noob at October 11, 2009 02:00 AM (C1lm4)

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America = NO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

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NPP = Beano Cook

Posted by: Chlorian Theoreticus at October 11, 2009 08:13 PM (2fjcW)

1521 (That should be "Ron Powlus," not "Pon.")

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