1
Oh come on, you know very well that this prize was stolen from Beyonce.

2 Hu Jia, we know exactly how you feel.

3 Hu Jia, we know exactly how you feel.

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Will you guys let it go already?

4 I think Susan Lucci came in second.

5 This IS the prize I thought I knew!

6 Jethro Tull...that heavy metal band???

7 The year Algore won, one of the runners up was Irena Sendler, a Polish Catholic nun who singlehandedly rescued scores of Jewish children from the ghettos during WWII. Clearly she was not up to snuff.

8

Hu Jia-rection ?

That had to be said.

9 6 Jethro Tull...that heavy metal band???

Yes the heavy metal band with a LEAD FLUTE

10

Will you guys let it go already?

We can't and it's Bush's fault.

Get it?

11 Bah. Those others weren't clean and articulate.

12 If there were any justice, the Nobel prize committee would die in an explosion...

13 WTF?

Shouldn't they have just given it to Obama's speechwriter?

The guy who invented Fiber Optics just won the award for Physics.  He invented it in the 60's or so.  HE JUST WON IT.

Obama gets it after few months in office.

14 Joe Biden came in second and was awarded a sticker to put on his chair.

15 Don't remind me Pug.  Just to make things clear, Irena Sendler was a social worker.

16

Joe Biden came in second and was awarded a sticker to put on his chair.

...and predictably is now being scraped off his forehead.

17 O wants to rid the world of nuclear weapons, and is in a position to act.

Pretty amazing. Worthy  of a peace prize.

18 "Who Came in Second?"
No, no.  Who is on first.

19 12 If there were any justice, the Nobel prize committee would die in an explosion...

Yes, a nice dynamite-y explosion...

20

And their pants' creases were disgusting. I had to do everything I could to hold down my champagne cocktail when I saw some of the others' photos.

21

The spectacular win by Barack Obama makes me feel much better about nominating Dick Cheney's cock.

22

Joe Biden came in second and was awarded a sticker to put on his chair.

...and predictably is now being scraped off his forehead.

Taking three hairplugs out with them.

23

 

I was robbed !!

24 This isn't rocket science - none of the other candidates have shown they are willing and in a position to stab Israel in the back.

25 FLASH: "Obama moon bombing a secret plot by Arts groups to carve giant Obama face into moon"

26 "My other bicycle is a Nobel Peace Prize"

27

Interesting that today is the day some liberals finally dare admit that Obama hasn't done anything. Many are up in arms that Obama is undeserving of the Nobel.

How is Obama deserving of the presidency, but not the Nobel?

28

Greg Mortenson, founder of the Central Asia Institute has built nearly 80 schools, especially for girls, in remote areas of northern Pakistan and Afghanistan over the past 15 years

I love the tense of that verb -- "has built" -- denoting actual accomplishment.

A toast of three cups of tea in your honor, Mr. Mortenson.

29 The award always goes to someone who makes America look bad.

30 The spectacular win by Barack Obama makes me feel much better about nominating Dick Cheney's cock.

Will it have to compete against John Bolton's mustache?

31 DrewM. knows who came in second.

32 "Who Came in Second?"

Enough about Letterman

/that's nasty

33 BART: We get order from one of your customer. No leave name. We Chinese food place. Called Hu Jia. You ask if anybody order please?

MOE: Yeah, yeah, OK... Hey fellas, did anybody here order some Hu Jia's? C'mon, guys, who's got the Hu Jia's?

HOMER: Hey, I'm workin' on it! Heh, heh!

MOE: Wha...? Why you little...!

34 NASA started bombing the moon this morning to carve the Moon into a face of our Dear Leader. SO the whole world can look up on it.

35 I keep forgetting: when someone's brings your car around, do you tip them a Nobel Peace Prize or award them second place?

36 Polanski came in second.

Oh, you meant second place; I thought you meant who came in the No. 2.

37 I read about Greg Mortenson's story - I believe the title of the book is "Three cups of tea", excellent and very inspirational. What he has done and still does to bring education to girls in these countries is fantastic. I am glad he got nominated. The more you read about the accomplishments of the other nominees, the bigger a joke Obama becomes. What a useless putz.

38 Obama does not deserve to carry water for any of the others.

39 36, 1st, 2nd and 3rd.

40 35
You give the DVD's or if they did a REALLY good job an ipod.

41 But do any of those people have those perfectly-sculpted pecs and that dreamy million-watt smile? Are any of them tingle-worthy? I think not.

Excuse me, I need to be alone for a while...

42 The vote was unanimous. So technically they all came in last place.

43 FLASH: "Obama moon bombing a secret plot by Arts groups to carve giant Obama face into moon"

He's a plagarist

44

I keep forgetting: when someone's brings your car around, do you tip them a Nobel Peace Prize or award them second place?

The proper tip used to be the Nobel Prize for Economis, but has since evolved into a free night at Charlie Rangel's beach place.

45

Come on, Ace. Forget those other losers. Close only counts in horseshoes and nail bombs.

46

#8 and #33 are both going straight to hell, one way ...

I swear, it's like this place values irreverence and smart-ass remarks.

And yeah, any group that gives a peace prize to Al Gore instead of a Jew-saving nun has pretty much beclowned itself from the get-go.

47 This award is actually more of an embarrassment for the Nobel Peace Prize Committtee than for Obama, even though it has to be embarrassing (at least for the non-narcissists among us) to receive a prize you know you do not deserve.

48 but has since evolved into a free night at Charlie Rangel's beach place.

That's better than a night at Barney Franks' House of Good Lovin'.

49

9 & 6

I thought I should get the award, for having enough wind at my age to blow this damn flute!

 

50

 

The others were nominated due to their unselfish sacrifices risking life and limb to better their countries. Obama gets a prize for dismantling his.

51 I went to a Chinese prison for 17 years and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

52

kinda feels like toddler soccer...the winning & losing teams get a trophy.

 

53

You touch Nobel Prize you buy!

No personal check! Traveller check okay!

54 They may as well just award it to Quadaffi next year. Now that would be an acceptance speech for the ages. And it's not like it can become any more of a travesty anyway...

55 Close only counts in horseshoes and nail bombs.

And dancing.  Don't forget dancing.  And nuclear weapons.  Close only counts in nuclear weapons.

56 52, you win.

57

I swear this is a real quote from a real AP news story today:

"After I received the news, Malia walked in and said, 'Daddy, you won the Nobel Peace Prize, and it is Bo's birthday.' And then Sasha added, `Plus, we have a three-day weekend coming up.'

"Well, this is not how I expected to wake up this morning," Obama said. He described his interaction with his two daughters.

58

#8 and #33 are both going straight to hell, one way ...

I swear, it's like this place values irreverence and smart-ass remarks.

And yeah, any group that gives a peace prize to Al Gore instead of a Jew-saving nun has pretty much beclowned itself from the get-go.

Posted by: Joanna at October 09, 2009 04:20 PM (gJQTg)

 

 

 

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

59 The more you find out about the nominees who didn't win the award the more you realize what a big douchebag Obama is for even allowing himself to be nominated let alone accepting the award.

60 I swear this is a real quote from a real AP news story today:

"After I received the news, Malia walked in and said, 'Daddy, you won the Nobel Peace Prize, and it is Bo's birthday.' And then Sasha added, `Plus, we have a three-day weekend coming up.'

"Well, this is not how I expected to wake up this morning," Obama said. He described his interaction with his two daughters.

Posted by: Willy Jones at October 09, 2009 04:25 PM (eMcW

And then Amy Carter came over for breakfast to explain Nuclear Disarmament to him.

61

Enough of this. Haven't you heard about the Nobel Prize for Future Literature? Pearl Buck got hers in 1890--two years before she was born. They just knew she was marked for greatness as an American woman to become in synch with China.

62 A toast of three cups of tea in your honor, Mr. Mortenson.

Just a slight reminder, Mortensen schlepped around the world garnering money for his projects, slept in his van to save money, greatly admired Mother Theresa for accepting money for her orphanage even from drug dealers and a host of otherwise "evil" people because, as she said ,God doesn't care where the money comes when it serves his purposes.... and then.....

refused to accept $2Million from the pentagon for his schools.  It was too distasteful for him to accept Bush money.  How many schools could that have built at @10k a crack?

On the other hand, you'd a thunk he was a shoo-in just for that act of defiance alone.

63 Maybe he can get the Nobel for Economics next.

64

I tell you.  The next person who wins this is going to be pretty ashamed.  If it were me, next year, I wouldn't accept it.  The credibility of this just went down the tubes.

Can you get this Nobel Peace Prize you speak of by doing nothing?

Oh, yeah, you can.  See I am eligible. But I won't accept it.

neener neener neener

 

 

65 Being that the schmucks on the Nobel Committee probably consider the USA "the greatest threat to world  peace... in the world", and what Barack Hussein Obama has done to "take us down a few notches, and put us in our place"... perhaps even usher in the fall of the "American Empire"?

Yeah, he's #1 in their book. Those others... a few schools? Small potatos.

66

Theodoreroosevelt.org: "Due to his part in convening the Portsmouth Peace Conference and bringing about what was thought to be an impossible peace, Roosevelt became, in 1906, the first American to win the Nobel Peace Prize, a prize he strongly deserved. Through his tactful handling, a drawn-out war was averted.".........................................

By comparison, the Obamas “sacrificed” by taking a European vacation with Oprah. And failed in their Olympic mission.

Oh, yeah ; like Mickey Mouse in "The Little Tailor", he swatted a fly, too.

Same thing as Teddy Roosevelt, really.

67 I'm thinking they gave it to Obama because Ahmadinejad turned them down.

68 #62 -  Was that the reason he did not accept money from the Pentagon? I did not know that -  thought he was pretty much into accepting only private donations. If so, what a silly reason, nevertheless his accomplishments are quite remarkable.

69

Maybe he can get the Nobel for Economics next.

Now you've done it...

70 How would you like to be the NEXT person to win?

71

So if this clown can't accept the prize because of the Constitution, does that mean I'm out of a job?

72 Hu Jia? Wei Jingsheng? Greg Mortenson?  Prince Ghazi bin Muhammad? Sima Samar?

None of them would appreciate the award celebrations on December 11th being prepared for the winner, like President Obama will.  They'd be out of place and overshadowed and the Committee couldn't have that, could they?  No doubt the celebration will be the most faabuuulousssss evah, now that a really, really worthy person will be there.

73 I thought I had a pretty good shot at it.  Until I punched that hooker.

74 knowing ACORN, the 2, 3, and 4 spots probably went to dead guys from jersey

75 Are you sure that Kanye West wasn't on that short list too?

I need a prize for having to look and listen to this ass hat for the last several years.
I hear they are renaming it the "Nobel Piece of Shit Prize" in obugger's honor.

76

IC

It may have been considering the countries he was building these schools for girls in that he was afraid if word gets out about the Pentagon  funding them they would become even bigger targets than they already would be

77 Actually I'm beginning to get a little scared. History has a way of biting you in the ass you know? It would be pretty ironic if Obama's policies contributed to WWIII now wouldn't you say?

78 Now I think I get it. Those guys were opposing Communism or Islamicists and Obama was opposing GWB and the true evil on the planet-conservative Americans.

Reminded me of the year Mother Theresa and Lady Diana died and the whole world mourned Lady Diana as a humanitarian. I wish there were such a thing as a mental enema.

79 Anyone want to take a wild guess who Time’s Man-of-the-Year will be?

80 It would be pretty ironic if Obama's policies contributed to WWIII now wouldn't you say?

I would say preposterous.

81 Really, what has Obama done that any doctrinaire liberal wouldn't have done?

He's gone slightly further with the 'Blame America' shit, but Clinton and Carter were both falling all over themselves to kiss ass with the world.  Kerry would have done all this in a minute, falling back on his Winter Soldier schtick on a World Tour.  Democrats always defer to the UN, conciliate, appease, crawl, ignore the problems.  What would John Edwards be doing any differently?

And, while I bring the subject up, if Obama is the freakin' genius he's supposed to be, wouldn't he have some new ideas instead of the standard liberal boilerplate he parrots reflexively?  I mean, where are Jug-ears grand visions, other than the standard Left-wing America-hate?

82 Actually I'm beginning to get a little scared. History has a way of biting you in the ass you know? It would be pretty ironic if Obama's policies contributed to WWIII now wouldn't you say?
Posted by: Rocks at October 09, 2009 04:36 PM (Q1lie)

I think it is very possible if not probable. And I am NOT kidding.

83

One Nobel Prize, sure, but has anyone ever won it back to back?

Think of the Historical significance...

 

Someone get me a Bib for my pants.

84 Anyone want to take a wild guess who Time’s Man-of-the-Year Next-Four-Years will be?


FIFY

85 They're giving them out in boxes of Baracker Jack now!

86 I nominate Michelle Obama for Time’s Man-of-the Year. She is the only one with a chance against the ONE

87 Posted by: INCITEmarsh at October 09, 2009 04:16 PM (oPFyu)

Thanks, I was debating whether or not to recycle that here.

88

Anyone want to take a wild guess who Time’s Man-of-the-Year will be?

Posted by: wrg at October 09, 2009 04:38 PM (7t+Ws)

 

Adolph Hitler was once Time's "Man Of The Year" so that thing is pretty much a joke too.

89

WTF?

Shouldn't they have just given it to Obama's speechwriter?

The guy who invented Fiber Optics just won the award for Physics.  He invented it in the 60's or so.  HE JUST WON IT.

Obama gets it after few months in office.

The actual science prizes are legitimate.  The "peace prize" must have Nobel spinning in his grave.

What I don't understand is why Clinton hasn't gotten his yet.

90

I would REALLY be interested in knowing who nominated Obama. Since he was in office only two weeks before the deadline, it couldn’t have been his dog.

Obama should also get a line in the Guinness Book of World Records as the person who did the LEAST (if anything) to “win” the peace prize.

91

Anyone want to take a wild guess who Time’s Man-of-the-Year will be?

Um, God-Man of the Year.  Please.

92 Eighty schools for girls in remote Afghanistan and Pakistan...

How remote?

93 What am I, chopped liver?

94 TOTUS you king maker you.

95 Anybody starting to feel like Custer? Seems the whole world hates what I believe. Oh well STFU. We need an intellectual 300 to fight these idiots on the world stage. Guess that would make Obama Xerxes I. We need a Leonidas.

96 C'mon people. Peace? Who cares about Peace. Nobel made a name for himself by inventing something for blowing shit up!

Barack Hussein Obama won because he's going to let those dirty jews take an Iranian nuke up their giant trouble-making noses. BOOOOM!

97

I swear this is a real quote from a real AP news story today:

"After I received the news, Malia walked in and said, 'Daddy, you won the Nobel Peace Prize, and it is Bo's birthday.' And then Sasha added, `Plus, we have a three-day weekend coming up.'

Let's analyze: A three-day weekend is exciting when you're 8, but I don't know how novel it is any more. (Seriously, kids have a week with five full days of school maybe 18 times a year.) But does President Obama have Columbus Day off, too? I know he works for the government, but sheesh.

"Well, this is not how I expected to wake up this morning," Obama said. He described his interaction with his two daughters.

No? Again, to be serious, this guy is the President of the United States, for cryin' outs. He should be in the loop on everything. Everything! I don't expect Obama to learn anything from his 11-year-old daughter, not even the trivial, mundane aspects of her personal life.

*sigh*

Anyway, congratulations, Mr. President. And happy birthday, Bo.

98

So…when will Obama award himself the Medal of Honor?

It stands to reason…everything about him so far is as fake as Milli Vanilli.

99

I read somewhere that we can blame this all on Mike Ditka. If Ditka would have run for Senate a few years ago, nobody would ever know who Barack Obama is today.

Dit-ka. DIT-ka. Bearce. Bullce.  

100

Bigger question is who nominated Obama?

101

Beyonce had the greatest music video evAr!!!! 

But seriously... If only GWB had thought to bomb the moon... and emphasized the intent and appearance of peace over the facts of war, he could have won the Nobel Peace Prize too.  In 10 years, when the remaining Americans are hunkered down in their bunkers and trying to dial-in NPR on their hand-crank radios, this award should be especially ironic to them.

102 86 I nominate Michelle Obama for Time’s Man-of-the Year. She is the only one with a chance against the ONE

She's certainly more of a man . . .

103
Chuck

I would not be at all surprised to find out it was someone within his own administration who pushed for it.

104 Maybe in his acceptance speech he can channel Sally Field and Stuart Smalley: “I understand that what happened in Copenhagan was America’s punishment for the sins of George Bush, and the IOC has my deepest apologies. But gosh darnit, you like me! You really like me!

105

Bigger question is who nominated Obama?

I wouldn't be surprised if it were Obama.

106 I haven't had a chance to peruse all comments this afternoon, but the Ultimate Irony is Barry's win is Bush's fault.

107 Should we announce that King Barry and Worf have won "Dancing with the Stars" based on their Inaugural Ball?

108 Woo-Hoo. Linked at Ace!!! I will kill many hobos in gratitude.

109 Maybe we should forget about Afghanistan and invade Norway. Clearly they are even crazier than the Taliban.

110

 

41 But do any of those people have those perfectly-sculpted pecs and that dreamy million-watt smile? Are any of them tingle-worthy? I think not.

Excuse me, I need to be alone for a while...

Pecs? more like MAN BOOBS. And his bluish/greyish lip color combined with his nic-o-teeth make him about as attractive as the landlord in King Pin.

111 dang sock got stuck

112 Perhaps he could use the bully pulpit of the acceptance speech to illuminate the travails of these worthy individuals by name.  Instead of simply "bearing witness", he could actually name names and regimes.  Your thoughts as to the chances of that?  How about actual memorable rhetoric from the future speech?

113 Greg Mortenson: " I't an honor just to be nominated."

Barry:  "I WON...Loser, in your face!"

114 Wouldn’t it be funny if TOTUS boycotted the award ceremony? I mean, after all, TOTUS deserves the award much more than Obama…

115 I can't wait to see Barry and Michelle interviewed by Will and Jada Smith during the celebratory concert.  Celebs are probably knocking each other over now to try to get on the list of performers.

God, it's going to be hours of nauseating fun to watch.

116 I like the SNL reference of 'Jack Squat' - two words that summarize this presidency - and what Obama did to earn the Nobel prize.

117 Obama says Nobel Peace Prize is “call to action”

InTrade had action with Hu Jia, Morgan Tsvangirai, Thich Quang Do, Ingrid Betancourt, Nicolas Sarkozy, Tony Blair, with Pete Seeger having the most, just behind "Anyone else."
Obama was listed but had no action as did Michael Jackson and Bono.

118 Let's face it, Barry got the prize because of the BDS of liberal Norwegians.

119 Thank God the Nobel Committee didn't use its power of publicity to highlight the travails and triumphs of those people, and use the spotlight to illuminate human rights abuses, or anything.

Yeah, thank God the Nobel Committee didn't award the prize to the person with the greatest visibility and with the potential to effect the greatest change for good...oh wait, it did.

If any of the other mentioned had won the nobel, no body would've even heard or cared.

120 The restraint of you Morons regarding this stupid shit has reached epic proportions.  I want to punch in every one of Ace's no no words, I can come up with, and  let them roar my frustration into the blogosphere.  What kind of goofy f-n bizarro universe do we live in?  Can the left be any more feeble-minded? Damn, I am getting frustrated with this moronic shit.

121 Not that I believe Obama is the Anti-Christ but did the committee say Obama:

"was now the world's leading spokesman?"

Making me nervous. Anybody shaved the top of his head and looked for the 666? You know like the Omen.

122 I can't wait until he wins next year's Nobel Peace Prize too.

Why not?  He'll still be President, he'll still be talking a good game about "changing the world" and stuff... and he'll still be black.

So he'll still be entirely deserving of this award, more so than people who actually did stuff.   He's got the lock for the next 3 years so long as he remembers to give a speech now and again about stuff he wants to do but never does.

123 Pete Seeger?  Michael Jackson??

124 Sideshow Bob: "Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"--dialogue from Sideshow Bob Roberts," aired Oct. 9, 1994

125 119
If any of the other mentioned had won the nobel, no body would've even heard or cared.

Nobody cares anyways. Except for the laugh factor of zero getting this award for doing zero.

126 So AofS'ers are jealous of President Obama receiving the Nobel Prize? Think he's not worthy? No surprise. Guess what you're wrong. And the rest of the educated world proves your wrong.
 
BTW Do the world a favor and hold your breath til Dick Cheney wins one.

127 Yeah, thank God the Nobel Committee didn't award the prize to the person with the greatest visibility and with the potential to effect the greatest change for good...oh wait, it did.

Potential?  You mean, like actually not achieving anything?

Might be news to people not in the Obama Cult, but, usually, awards are for achievements, not wishy-hopey-changey aspirations.

128 Wait, Palin Steele.... so the Nobel prize should only go to people who are already popular; so they can use the award to highlight the award; instead of rewarding people who deserve it?

It should ignore people who have done good work, but haven't gotten the acclaim they deserve?  It should deliberately help ignore the good works of those who haven't gotten acknowledgment for their actions?

What the hell is the point of that?  What good does it do to run along with that as their ideal and goal?  Thanks for clarifying that the Nobel Peace Prize is, and should be, a complete waste of time.

If you had a different point, you might want to try again... although I have no hope that you'll be any more persuasive if you do so.

129 It's just a misunderstanding.  Obama asked for more "cowbell" and they thought he said "Nobel."

130 If any of you guys need your blood pressure raised, go to HuffnPuff or Salon.  There are a handful, albeit a small handful of reasonable people, but the majority on those sites are of the "But he's going to bring peace to the world, if we'll just give him a chance."  I had to go shower after reading that crap.

131 Potential is a worthless commodity.

132 Michael Jackson??

Yes yes, for the great potential he showed in the field of child development.

What?

133 If any of the other mentioned had won the nobel, no body would've even heard or cared.

Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at October 09, 2009 05:06 PM (VDj74)

 

At least the award this year would have had some actual meaning instead of being a political tool, and some decent, noble causes would have been highlighted. But instead, King Ego gets it........

134 he's going to bring peace to the world, if we'll just give him a chance

The peace of the dead, or the peace that comes from submission (to Islam or Communism, not sure which one is more likely at this point)?

135 Personally, I think he would deserve the Order of Lenin at this point.

136 I always thought nobel peace prize nominees (or those representing/advocating for them) lobbied to win the prize. Does anyone know if this happened in Obama case?

Well one upside about Obama winning the Nobel ... news programs stopped yammering on about the swine flu for a few hours.

137

"Who Came in Second?"
"No, no.  Who is on first."

What is on Second...

138 #126 Mad as hell liberal

Is this libtard a troll and true believer, or is one of you morons sockpuppeting?

139 #126 Mad as hell liberal

Is this libtard a troll and true believer, or is one of you morons sockpuppeting?

Hmmm could go either way.

140

palin steele

Oh right you dumbass, POTUS is already the most prestigious and highly visible position on earth so the Nobel can't do anything to increase that.But on the other hand if you are some selfless nobody toiling away in God forsaken parts of the globe the prestige associated with the Nobel could do wonders in helping raise funds and draw the worlds attention.

141 Of course, our liberal trolls told us that what made Obama uniquely qualified to be President was winning the election.  I guess he deserves the Nobel because they say he does--  no achievements neccessary.

142

So AofS'ers are jealous of President Obama receiving the Nobel Prize?

Jealous? No. Amused, yes. One name: Arafat

Think he's not worthy?

That's what he said but really, what has he done?

 No surprise.

No, it's not. They awarded prizes to Arafat and Gore. America haters all.

 Guess what you're wrong.

I think you meant "Guess what? You're wrong." About what? His worthiness? What has he done? Especially in the 11 days he was president before the nomination?

And the rest of the educated world proves your wrong.

That's wouldn't be you because you, 1. Began a sentence with "And", and 2. meant "you're wrong". Silly. The rest of the educated non-america hating non-socialist world agrees. Including Obama, except he's a socialist and an America hater/apologist.

BTW Do the world a favor and hold your breath til Dick Cheney wins one.

BTW should have a comma after it. "Do" should not be capitalized. I have no intention of "doing the world a favor", America does quite enough of those already. We should do much less for "the world" since they don't appreciate it.

Dick Cheney wouldn't accept an award which put him in the same category as Al Gore and Arafat.

Dick Cheney isn't a charlatan.

143 The Toronto Star (heh) had some funny comments from the usual socialist suspects.  But the funniest posts were about King Barry bombing the moon!!11eleventy!!11111

144 #126 Mad as hell liberal

Is this libtard a troll and true believer, or is one of you morons sockpuppeting?

On second thought
I am going to go with troll because any self respecting moron would some how mentioned Dick Cheney's cock in that comment. You cannot talk about Dick Cheney without mentioning his magnificent member.

145 Mortenson.

I read his book "Three Cups of Tea".  It's pretty fucking awesome what he did for children in the Af-Pak theater.  He built a number of schools and helped educate children who had never opened a book in their lives.  He's had to play dead to avoid capture when the Talibanis came and wasted some people in a village he was in.

He's absolutely deserving of a NPP.  But after today, he's better off not having it.

146 I am going to go with troll because any self respecting moron would some how mentioned Dick Cheney's cock in that comment. You cannot talk about Dick Cheney without mentioning his magnificent member.

Really.  Frankly, who needs a Nobel?

147

Do you think Obama will suspend Predator attacks into Pakistan on the day he receives his “peace prize?”

It would seem like the thing a demi-god would do.

I wonder when he will join the others on Olympus? Will Zeus give up his throne peacefully or will there be a smackdown…

148 144. True. Dick Cheney's cock, without the body, wouldn't even allow itself to be numbered in the same group as Arafat and Gore (who, I imagine, has a teeny-weeny carbon footprint).

149 He's absolutely deserving of a NPP.  But after today, he's better off not having it.

I am going to disagree. I am so sure someone like Mortenson could use the $1.4 million prize to help run his NGO.

150

A QUESTION FOR ACE:

Yes, yes...the jokes are all nice and funny ("Nobel" Norwegian for ACORN), but I would like to know:

WHO NOMINATED OBAMA back in Januray/February?

151

If any of the other mentioned had won the nobel, no body would've even heard or cared.

Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at October 09, 2009 05:06 PM (VDj74)

 

 

So basically what your saying is he deserves the prize because of popularity and not sacrifices or achievements of which he has none.

Thanks for clearing that up.

152 Yeah, thank God the Nobel Committee didn't award the prize to the person with the greatest visibility and with the potential to effect the greatest change for good...oh wait, it did.

Yeah, thank God those were the actual criteria... oh wait, they aren't.

Please tell us what Obama has actually DONE to advance the cause of world peace? Encouraging Iran to develop nuclear weapons? Insulting Great Britain and Australia while sucking up to Castro and Chavez? Be precise.

153 Barack, I'm really happy for you and I'm'a let you finish, but Yassir Arafat has the most bogus Nobel Peace Prize of all time.  OF ALL TIME!

154

#126

Jealous? Not at all. In fact I think It's about the funniest thing to happen all year. Just when I thought he couldn't top the outright hickness of showing up in Copenhagen and being denyed the Olympics, he up and wins the Nobel Peace Prize. For just having good intentions? Or for just being black? Here. Here's a Nobel Peace Prize and a twelve pack of diet coke. C'mon. What has he actually done? Somebody else even writes his books.

The prize lost its cache' when Arafat won it. Now it's just an expensive joke.

155 Yeah, thank God the Nobel Committee didn't award the prize to the person with the greatest visibility and with the potential to effect the greatest change for good...

Like it did with Arafat?

156 Maybe if Obama gives the Queen a Wii on her next trip here he can get a knighthood also.

157 Just when I thought he couldn't top the outright hickness of showing up in Copenhagen and being denyed the Olympics, he up and wins the Nobel Peace Prize. For just having good intentions? Or for just being black?

No, don't do the 'just because he's black' angle. They gave him the prize because he's another lefty quisling who will use diplomacy until the bitter end, even while the world gets destroyed, and that's what the Nobel committee, all committed Leftists, want. His faith in diplomacy is absolute...and completely unwarranted.

He didn't get the award because he's black. He got it because he's yellow. Or Red. Either way.

158

126 So AofS'ers are jealous of President Obama receiving the Nobel Prize? Think he's not worthy? No surprise. Guess what you're wrong. And the rest of the educated world proves your wrong.

uh......most of the educated world IS saying he has not done anything to deserve this award. Now, the UNEDUCATED surely will suck Obaahhhmas ass, but anyone who knows anything knows that this was simply another bitter leftside attempt to just say no to W who, by the way, gives a rats ass.

 

159 Irony alert:  his win was Boooosh's fault.  Really.

160 Just when I thought he couldn't top the outright hickness of showing up in Copenhagen and being denyed the Olympics, he up and wins the Nobel Peace

That's it! They gave it to the narcissistic boob as a consolation prize for his getting stiffed in Copenhagen.

This is an inter-scandi spat. The Norskis are poking the Danes in the eye.

161

The candidates for TIME magazine’s “Man of the Year” are out.

Select one. One vote per person.

___ Barrack Obama
___ The President of the United States
___ The man who sends a tingle down Chris Mathews’ leg
___ Michelle Obama’s husband
___ Joe Biden’s running mate

162

Let's clear something up. When I say he did not deserve this, it is in the true sense of he did not deserve any award that would require some effort and achievement. However, that being said, when it comes to the NPP, the who list will be full of self aggrandizing pontificators and far fewer doers and even the doers better not have anything scarcely resembling a conservative thought in their heads. Sot he pool is limited to leftards anyway. Even among leftards, this guy did not deserve it.

163 One day, all you buffoons will come to realize just how lucky it is we were able to have him as our leader in this momentous time.

He truly is too good for us. We don't deserve him.

164 129 It's just a misunderstanding.  Obama asked for more "cowbell" and they thought he said "Nobel."

Posted by: Crusty at October 09, 2009 05:12 PM (GvSpB)

Heh!

Cowbell!

165 Hey, Palin dum dum,  I guess all the soldiers and Marines on the ground in Afghanistan and Iraq feel really lucky to have the jug-earred jackass as their CinC.  Now go back to your mommy's basement and wait for your mac and cheese.  Idiot.

166 One day, all you buffoons will come to realize just how lucky it is we were able to have him as our leader in this momentous time.

He truly is too good for us. We don't deserve him.

You really do sound like a battered wife defending her husband.

Or a German in 1938.

And that's really pathetic.

167 Greg Mortenson would have been a worthy winner.  Three Cups of Tea is required reading for Marines preparing for deployment to Afghanistan (so I've been told).

168 Holy crap, Dum-Dum, can you possibly suck Obama's dick any harder?

169 He truly is too good for us. We don't deserve him.

Ok, I'm willing to trade him for a player to be named later and a can of Spam.

170

Let's say you're dating a girl.

No wonder dummy can't understand our objections to Obama "winning" the award.

171 You're right, we don't deserve him. What did we do?

172
Barack Obama is as important to the Nobel Peace Prize as Paris Hilton is to international relations, meaning she fucked her way around the globe.

173 "I swear, it's like this place values irreverence and smart-ass remarks."
Posted by: Joanna at October 09, 2009 04:20 PM (gJQTg)

Hey baby.  Come here often?

174 He truly is too good for us. We don't deserve him.

FIFY

175 Chuck Norris deserves the Nobel Peace Prize every year he doesn't kill the rest of the planet and win it by default.  Lucky for us, Chuck Norris doesn't want the Nobel Peace Prize.

176

Did anyone notice that today the French arrested a physicist working at CERN that had links to Al Qaeda and plans for bombing French cities?

Naming Obama winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is kind of like Time Magazine naming Hitler Man of the Year just before World War Two started.

177 #126 "So AofS'ers are jealous of President Obama receiving the Nobel Prize? Think he's not worthy? No surprise. Guess what you're wrong. And the rest of the educated world proves your wrong.
 
BTW Do the world a favor and hold your breath til Dick Cheney wins one."

David Brooks, is that you?

178

Hey baby.  Come here often?

Is it hot in here, or is it just the guy who shouts "en fuego"?

179

I agree - this was totally of the wall. The other candidates would have been much better choces. Think the Nobel committee is trying to influence our foreign policy.

180 173 "I swear, it's like this place values irreverence and smart-ass remarks."
Posted by: Joanna at October 09, 2009 04:20 PM (gJQTg)



Hey, how you doin'?

181

The peace of the dead, or the peace that comes from submission (to Islam or Communism, not sure which one is more likely at this point)?

How about Islamic Communism?  One of the Yemens was a Communist country (don't remember which one), and when the two merged, the Communists did take over.

182 167 Jane. It is. And its one of my favorite books. Way before i ever met my nice marine i started studying Central asia, and specifically Turkmen. Theres a significant minority of turkmen in Afghanistan by the way, i speak their language very badly. I love the subject but the people are very different from anything those liberals ever met.
Years later i found this book. Its WONDERFUL. Describes these people pretty accurately, good and bad. Met the author at a party just as a bump into a stranger kind of thing. Neat guy. Really understands whats going on there. Hes not a dipsit liberal, even if he is an idealist he works with what hes got. when you hear a girls school has been blown up, its probably one of his.

when i hear O wants to make the TAliban part of the Afghan Govt i get sick. he must really really hate women.

example: Taliban lock women up in the houses. they used to take care of the animals and the men do it very badly now because its womens work and being good at womens work is shameful. because of this, and ignorance in general, alot of animals die. This makes the people much much poorer.

a few weeks ago i bumped into an army vet who is part of the effort to rebuild afghanistan, and teach these people how not to kill their stock.  Hes helping undo Taliban damage and will be a BIG target.

these womens schools are big targets. (they dont just teach little girls) these people are the good guys and do more for peace than O ever will.  those schools also have womens centers with sewing machines so the women can make things the men can sell, helping to aleviate some of their horrible poverty.

BTW from what i heard that pentagon money came with strings. I wouldnt take it either.

183 161

The candidates for TIME magazine’s “Man of the Year” are out.

Select one. One vote per person.

___ Barrack Obama
___ The President of the United States
___ The man who sends a tingle down Chris Mathews’ leg
___ Michelle Obama’s husband
___ Joe Biden’s running mate

I voted "Present"

184 PS really is a brain-dead little POS.  Even the other lefty retards are guffawing and shaking their heads over this.  Even Obama's usual amen corner are puzzled.  But there's little "Palinsteele" shaking his pudgy fist and yelling "He deserved it!  He's the greatest ever!  Leave Obama alone!"

Someday PS is going to meet a woman who is either gullible or stoned enough to sleep with him, and the next morning he'll discover that masturbating to his old Obama portrait just doesn't carry quite the frisson it once did.

185 Thanks for this Ace!  When a libtard on Facebook came back and asked "who do you guys want, Dick Cheney?" I had an instant comeback.

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Whoa, now. Let me be clear. Please ease up a bit there, Dum-Dum. You're starting to remove skin.

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God Bless Obama
apologies to Irving Berlin

"While the storm clouds gather far across the sea,
Let us swear allegiance to a man that's free,
Let us all be grateful for a prez so fair,
As we raise our voices in a solemn prayer. "

 

 

God bless Obama and,
His Nobel prize
Stand beside him, and guide him
With the help of some Norwegian guys
For achievements, in the future
We applaud him, his wife, too
God bless Oba-a-ma, For what he'll do

God bless Oba-a-ma, For what he'll do

190 Since the Nobel Peace Prize committee is made up of members of the Norwegian Parliament, the Prize has become Norway`s way of becoming a voice in world politics.

Norway is a far out of the way, cold, wet, small, nobody country in the world and their egoistic politicians must feel slighted for no one listening to their lofty, intellectual Nordic wisdom. Hence they use the Nobel Peace Prize as their only way to inject their politics onto the world stage.

Instead of calling it the the "Nobel Peace Prize", they should change the name to the "Norwegian Politics Prize", given to the person or group who most reflects the political opinion of the Norwegian parliament.

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