1 I'm still waiting for the inevitable Kanye West p-shop.


* glares at Slublog *

2 I'm hoping that someone will come along and wake me up because this nightmare can't really only be 9 months old...

3 The bike isn't properly adjusted height-wise and the rear tire looks to be flat.

Sort of like his economic and health care policies.

4 Right now I'm ROTFLMFAO!  "The NOT George Bush Prize".  On the bright side I'll be spending two glorious days at the rifle range this weekend.

5

So, what are you guys doing this weekend?

Probably making 10,000 comments using 5,000 sock puppets on the various "how did O get the PP?" threads here at Ace's.

6

Probably making 10,000 comments using 5,000 sock puppets on the various "how did O get the PP?" threads here at Ace's.

Durn tootin'!

 

7 "So, what are you guys doing this weekend?"

Grading papers.  A- for everyone to celebrate the Nobel Peace Prize.

8

So, what are you guys doing this weekend?

Gun show! Wish I had some money to spend.

Maybe if I can get some stuff I want to sell on eBay tonight I'll see bids and I can go ahead and spend it then replenish the budget later.

9 Is the rear tire flat?

Who is riding in the wagon, Michelle?

10 the rear tire is flat. he hasn't even noticed.
he has no idea what that means or why it matters.
even a 10 year old kid wouldn't just keep going.
we have the dullest potus doofus in the history of this country.

11 I dunno if the original photo of Bambi on the bike was cropped, but to me it looks like he has a tandem attachment on his bike.  This shows the true awesomeness of Bambi.  He won the Tour while towing Sasha.  Now that's awesome!

12

Trying to quit laughing at how embarrassed idiot stick should be having got the I AM NOT GWB Award. A growing fraternity with...AL GORE AND THE PEANUT? What a great dinner table THAT group makes.

 

As long as pencil neck keeps blaming Geo for stuff, he really needs to keep up the trend and blame him for this too.

13

I'm getting started on my campaign to rename the Nobel Peace Prize. Since the committee meets in Oslo I think a fitting title would be the Vidkun Quisling Memorial Appeasement Prize.

I will be accepting contributions for the cause. 

14

So, what are you guys doing this weekend?

Going to ask the boss for next year's bonus now, due to my "poh-tential". Then, buy up a few cases of Val-u-Rite.

15 I half expected he would have playing cards in the spokes.

16 You know, I haven't had a drink in 13 years, but this might be the time to start again. I never believed I'd live to see the country falling into the hands of such profound idiocy, but here it is. UFB.

17 what are we doing this weekend? Having a really weird couple over for dinner sat night.

; )

Keeding.

18 14

So, what are you guys doing this weekend?

Going to ask the boss for next year's bonus now, due to my "poh-tential". Then, buy up a few cases of Val-u-Rite.

 

THAT is TOOOO TOOOOO funny! What a difference 12 days make!

19 "Look, Obama, I know you're really great and Imma let you finish but Yasser Arafat's Nobel Prize was the best Nobel Prize evah!!"

20 After seeing what the week has brought I'll probably drink and play WOW.

21

Yanks on TV tonight & Clutch @ Irving Plaza SAT night ROCK!!!

From the holy shitballs file:

BEAUFORT, S.C. (AP) - Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him.

Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.

The man has not been identified. He was being treated at the Medical University of South Carolina, but officials there would not release any information about him.

A call to the golf course was not immediately returned.

22 Next year's prize goes to Roman Polanski for his life long work with children.

23 Because "...he could have done it if he wanted to."

And, I could have a shelf full of Wally's, won in my '96 Camaro, too.

Take THAT, Schumacher !!!

24

This weekend?  I'm winning the Football Picks Pool! I just got a call from the committee!

 

YAY ME

25

So, what are you guys doing this weekend?

Working at my church's food festival - if any of you morons are in the Sacramento area, drop by the Serbian Orthodox Church.  Lamb and pig on the spit, sarma (cabbage rolls), cevapcici (grilled sausages), krompir (roasted potatoes), tortas (apple, etc.), pastries, cafa, pivo (beer), rakija (better than Value-Rite!), etc., etc.

26 Who is this Barack Obama who won the Noble Peace Prize?  I never heard of him?  Oh well, it's probably one of those stories best left to the Bloggers.

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BEAUFORT, S.C. (AP) - Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him.

Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.

Wow, is this dude lucky this happened now and not in say, 2013.  In his 70's huh?  I'm sure he would be forced to take the red pill instead of having surgery if this should occur in 2013.

29 Anyone here wonder if Al Gore and Jimmy Carter, when they heard the news this morning, maybe felt just a twinge of doubt? It pleases me to think so.

30

He should have gotten the Nobel Prize for Economics.  He tripled the worst deficit of the Bush aministration in under a year.  He doubled unemployment.

There's nothing this disaster can't accomplish.  Next up, the Nobel for Medicine aas his Medicaid cuts slash our aging population and save Social Security.  I'm very sorry to hear about your grandmother.

31

I have a working weekend planned...blah.

 

Building a network, install/configure a server, connect a couple client PC's.  Hopefully will have time on Sunday to take the motorcycle out for a bit before the games start.

32

So, what are you guys doing this weekend?

Village Cocktail Party, The Guggenheim, Moore's new Masterpiece & Rachel's poonanny.

33 For living in the white house with his mother in law..

34

So, what are you guys doing this weekend?

Going up to my place in the Ozarks. Check the sights on my muzzle-loader, pull the PTO of of my tractor for rebuild, fill the bear bait feeder, drink bourbon.

35

GF just bought the new Streisand album.

I am spending the weekend looking for a new GF.

36

Durn tootin'!
Posted by: andikanuk
8^)

37

THIS JUST IN!:

Obama was seen appearing as though he just might, almost maybe could be ready to, nearly gonna, potentially do something! GIVE THE MAN AN AWARD!

Anyone wonder if the million bucks is payola to deny the troop request?

38 Im going to drink wine 2night & about 3 or 4 hundred beers 2morrow while watching football! ROLL TIDE! I will also laugh at this fool in The White House theoughout the day   (o;

39 Throughout Is what I meant to say  (o;

40

<i>So, what are you guys doing this weekend?</i>

 

Drinking heavily and roofing.

 

(I wonder why I can never get my shingle lines straight?...)

41

Won the Nobel Peace Prize? 

Oh, I thought you said the No Bell Piss Pies.

42 I hear Publisher's Clearing House is seriously pissed, just think about it, they could have given their Grand Prize to Pres'ent Toonces, and reaped this publicity.

Ed McMahon could not be reached for a HIYOOOOOOOOOOOO

43 Entertaining foreign students.  I think one's a Swede.  Hopefully, no Norwegians.

44 For the first time in my life, I'm proud of Norway.

45

So, what are you guys doing this weekend?

Running over doofus bikers with flat tires in my F350.

46 Can we get some more cowbell in here?

47

What am I doing this weekend? Unpacking boxes at my new apartment and picking up my psycho kitty from my sister, who's been petsitting her since Labor Day. Anything to keep my mind off Obummer.

48 Well, I've decided to embrace our new Overlord, so this weekend I'm going to get a tattoo of his face
on my ass.
And a tattoo of Michelle's ass
on my face. 

49 (I have a really big face.)

50 #44 hah!

51 From the other thread:
write-in Obama for the Heisman Trophy.

This is a brilliant idea!  I have voted.  I urge everyone to do the same.

The lowest-ranked person has only 75 votes so it should be very achievable for us to get Nobel Laureate Obama listed. 

I'm going to vote every day. 

52 I voted too! What a great idea :-). Bookmarked for spamming the vote.

53 This is definitely a FIAF.  Blerg.  Drank too much beer last night cheering on the Huskers, I don't feel like doing any work, and now Obama's drones and minions have something else to crow about.  Shoot me now.

54 Oh and to top it off, this weekend will be devoted to cleaning out the dust bunnies & other filth that have inhabited my computer server.  FML

55 Giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is tantamount to awarding Rudy the Heisman Trophy.

56 I have an idea for an art project that's sure to get an NEA grant; A Nobel Peace Prize immersed in a beaker of urine.

57 Will Charlie Rangle get his Nobel for Economics?  Stay tuned.

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