"Nice Command & Control Plane You've Got There...Would Be A Shame If Something Happened To It"

Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little TOO ironic. I really do think.

With all the international saber rattling going on right now over Iran's nuclear program, am I the only one who thinks that THIS should be a front page story? The ONE Airborne Command & Control platform in Iran crashes during a "dog & pony show" for Dear Leader Immadinnerjacket?

And how will Iran blame this on the Joooooos? Are they going to say that one of the F-5 escort pilots, who OBVIOUSLY were the cream of the crop when it comes to Iranian Combat Pilots, was a Joooooooo sleeper agent? Or will they simply blame a flock of Zionist Geese for crashing the plane?

And if the plane landed on Khomeni's tomb, like the early reports are saying, this should be FREAKIN' GOLD for all the "truther" elements in the Middle East. "Fire Can't Melt Hummus" and "Why Did All The Joooooos Call In Sick On The Day Of The Big Airshow?" should make great T-shirt slogans.

If Obama & Biden weren't such bucket-headed mouthbreathers, I'd say "Good job outta you, covert CIA teams". But we're in a Post-American world, where CIA operatives spend more time answering questions at Holder's justice department than they do helping overseas proponents of democracy monkeywrench up their oppressive governments.

No, if anyone deserves kudos for this move, its the Mossad. And Rove/Cheney, naturally.

(hat tip to both Instapundit & the Jawas for bringing this story to our attention)

UPDATE

I was washing my hair.
Honest
Posted by: Ziva David at September 23, 2009 08:46 PM


You Morons complete me. I'm super cereal here!

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at 08:36 PM



Comments

1 "Fire can't melt hummus" Good one. First?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 23, 2009 08:40 PM (ympAm)

2 What goes up must come down

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2009 08:41 PM (tnGYI)

3 Hey Man, nice shot!

Posted by: fluffy at September 23, 2009 08:41 PM (4Kl5M)

4 Probably just poor maintenance and general incompetence.

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2009 08:42 PM (opg4O)

5 Probably just poor maintenance and general incompetence.
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2009 08:42 PM (opg4O)

Probably, but we can dream can't we?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2009 08:43 PM (tnGYI)

6 We too have had most honorable problem keeping our planes in the sky!

//General Toyota-Chief Turkey at the Marianas Meet

Posted by: General Toyota-Chief Turkey at the Marianas Meet at September 23, 2009 08:43 PM (2Ut0s)

7 5)
remember this is a culture who thinks little genies make their few remaining F-14s fly.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 23, 2009 08:44 PM (2Ut0s)

8 I'm sure Glenn F*cking Beck had a hand in this.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 23, 2009 08:44 PM (muUqs)

9 Jews.

Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: EC at September 23, 2009 08:46 PM (iWj1i)

10 I was washing my hair.
Honest

Posted by: Ziva David at September 23, 2009 08:46 PM (t/GDA)

11 Well, our Prez said today that no one nation is superior and nogroup of people is better thananother, I guess that would mean we are going to have to lower our air power standards too so we can be equal with Iran. After all, it wouldn't be fair if our fighter jets don't crash when performing an air show for Teh Won. And yes, I'm sure this is the Evil malevolent Boosh's fault. All those sanctions made it so these poor peace loving Iranians couldn't get spare parts for their war planes. It's just so unfair. We need a UN investigation into how this tragedy happened.

Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2009 08:47 PM (D2il9)

12 Probably just poor maintenance and general incompetence.

I am not some bumbling Clouseau-esque pilot!

Posted by: Ex-Hot-shot Persian F-5 Jockey at September 23, 2009 08:47 PM (EZLbX)

13 call me

Posted by: Paul K Guillow at September 23, 2009 08:47 PM (4Kl5M)

14 I saw this earlier and thought, "How did the Jews do this?"

I've been trained well by my liberalfascistcommunistislamicsocialist educators.


Posted by: Diane at September 23, 2009 08:48 PM (s/2EG)

15 I imagine the conversation went like this (translated from Farsi):
"Stay on target... stay on target"
"They came from behind!"

And then:
"No, this is seriooos!"

Posted by: wooga at September 23, 2009 08:48 PM (2p0e3)

16 OT: Holy Cow! Bill Ayers DID Help Write Obama's Dreams From My Father

http://tinyurl.com/mdytux

Posted by: Truman North at September 23, 2009 08:48 PM (XH/G8)

17 Posted by: Ziva David at September 23, 2009 08:46 PM (t/GDA)
I was so glad to see that you were alive yesterday. You had me worried. I thought for sure that chick from Seattle was going to get your job! (I was also shocked that Tony didn't tell you he loves you when he was drugged up with the Sodium Pentathol).

Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2009 08:48 PM (D2il9)

18 Comedy gold, best post of the day!

N/J

Posted by: randomguy at September 23, 2009 08:49 PM (B5RxW)

19 Dick Cheney's cock probably had something to do with it. And Chuck Norris. But mostly Darth Cock.

Posted by: joncelli at September 23, 2009 08:49 PM (vPMF5)

20 Posted by: Truman North at September 23, 2009 08:48 PM (XH/G
Yeah, I saw that on Free Republic. Looks like Jack Cashill was right.

Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2009 08:49 PM (D2il9)

21 Kohmenis tomb. Thats great HAHAHAHA!

Posted by: fireman1 at September 23, 2009 08:50 PM (rpqz0)

22 I heard Brian Dennehy was piloting the F-5

Posted by: Beto at September 23, 2009 08:50 PM (F1b/5)

23 Cheney you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: UncleFacts Summoner of Meteors, Overseer of Burghers at September 23, 2009 08:50 PM (vZVv7)

24 brought to you by the guys that are able to prematurely detonate suicide vestswith a satellite's laser beam.

Posted by: mark c at September 23, 2009 08:51 PM (SBIko)

25 Ahhhhh now this is good news.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 23, 2009 08:52 PM (Q9bx2)

26 I guess that new airborne laser really works!

Posted by: CDR M at September 23, 2009 08:52 PM (cvmTR)

27 Dubbed "Simorgh" (a flying creature of Iranian fable which performs wonders in mid-flight), the AWACS' appearance, escorted by fighter jets, was to have been the climax for the Iranian Air force's fly-past over the parade. Instead, it collided with one of escorting planes, a US-made F-5E, and both crashed to the ground in flames. All seven crewmen were killed.
Oh trust me, that was still the climax of the show!

Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2009 08:52 PM (D2il9)

28 Don't worry, Chairman Zero will send them a couple new ones to replace it. It wouldn't be fair for them to be without with a that nasty Israel causing trouble all the time.

Posted by: BuckNutty at September 23, 2009 08:52 PM (lArRj)

29 call me

Posted by: Paul K GuillowAwesome.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 23, 2009 08:52 PM (EZLbX)

30 According to Western observers, no distress signals came from either cockpit indicating that the collision and explosions were sudden and fast.
First of all, what the heck were Western observers doing in Iran?
Secondly, with 9/11 and all, Dick Cheney did prove himself to be the master of the remote control. This has hisgrubby fingerprints all over it (ha! ha!)

Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2009 08:54 PM (D2il9)

31 When I first read the story I thought, "That'll make it easier for the Jews."

My next thought was, "WTF? They're still flying F-5s!!?"

F-5s were obsolete when they were used as the Migs in Top Gun. The biggest problem for the Israeli pilots doesn't look like it's going to come from air to air threats.

Posted by: runninrebel at September 23, 2009 08:56 PM (i3PJU)

32 Here is a HiRes photo of the plane before it crashed

Posted by: Beto at September 23, 2009 08:56 PM (F1b/5)

33 i can just hear the 1 asking them if they wanta new plane,,, really i can.

Posted by: trailortrash at September 23, 2009 08:56 PM (wiDZf)

34 Hey Barack, can I borrow a jet...mine crashed....thanks, Bud.

Posted by: BrassMonkey at September 23, 2009 08:56 PM (Cxa79)

35 Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is a pattern...

Oh, I see only one AWACS.

Happenstance! Merely happenstance.

Posted by: Holy Smokin' Missile Tubes, Batman at September 23, 2009 08:57 PM (aSeX2)

36 F-5s were obsolete when they were used as the Migs in Top Gun. The biggest problem for the Israeli pilots doesn't look like it's going to come from air to air threats.
Posted by: runninrebel at September 23, 2009 08:56 PM (i3PJU)

Well of course not. The problems are and always were:
1) distance
2) hidden buried facilities
3) many of them

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2009 08:58 PM (tnGYI)

37 I'm not sharing my 72 virgins with those Iranian pilots!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 23, 2009 08:59 PM (a6xgs)

38 Maybe those two planes ran into the 12th Imam?

Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2009 09:00 PM (D2il9)

39 Ok guys, is this racist?

Seriously. This must be denounced!

Posted by: randomguy at September 23, 2009 09:01 PM (B5RxW)

40
Does no one remember that SAVAK was trained by the mossad? Iran's 'intelligence' services are completely penetrated. Nice work by the Chosen boys.

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 23, 2009 09:01 PM (j9jtm)

41 I'm not sharing my 72 virgins with those Iranian pilots!
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 23, 2009 08:59 PM (a6xgs)

Your drunk agian Ted. You only got 2 ugly ones.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2009 09:01 PM (tnGYI)

42 NP. Obomber will give them two of ours.

Posted by: Salem at September 23, 2009 09:02 PM (86rbG)

43
I'm sure Glenn F*cking Beck had a hand in this.

Actually, we know who really did this, that Magnificent Bastard.

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 23, 2009 09:04 PM (j9jtm)

44 The countries that walked out on Adinnerjacket:
according to a European source: Argentina, Australia, Britain, Costa Rica, Denmark, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, New Zealand … and the United States
Shocka! I can't believe we were included. Canada already heeded Israel's boycott of the speech.

Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2009 09:05 PM (D2il9)

45 Funny how;

1. They have (had) only one.
2. It crashed during a saber rattling display.
3. It was seen by the entire nation and world.
4. The wreckage landed on the burial site of the Ruhollah Khomeini, a national shrine.

heh.

Posted by: Percopius at September 23, 2009 09:07 PM (G3g6o)

46 a culture who thinks little genies make their few remaining F-14s fly.

Smoke fairies make electronics work - when you let them out, the magic stops.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 23, 2009 09:09 PM (tG5mV)

47 As a Canadian I'm damn proud of my Gov. We didn't give this idiot a chance to spout his crap. When will the rest of you learn that this guy ony spews bile.

Posted by: Ken at September 23, 2009 09:09 PM (YoBFV)

48 Also funny;

1. They are now blind to certain incoming air threats.

Posted by: Percopius at September 23, 2009 09:10 PM (G3g6o)

49 Forget Dick Cheney's cock. We all know it was Bob Dole's cock that was behind this.

Posted by: Benjamin at September 23, 2009 09:10 PM (dSsZS)

50 Those were F-5's in Top Gun???? WTF??? I thought those were MiG-28's??? No wonder I always got recce wrong on my tactical mission exams in flight school!!

Posted by: CDR M at September 23, 2009 09:12 PM (cvmTR)

51 We blame the comet.

Posted by: Harold Hiphugger and Ray Hamburgere at September 23, 2009 09:12 PM (AZGON)

52 It will be funny;

1. that they will blame mosad and the Jews.
2. that when reflexively blame the Jews, that they may actually be right, which would be really impressive if you ask me.

Posted by: Percopius at September 23, 2009 09:13 PM (G3g6o)

53 Smoke fairies make electronics work - when you let them out, the magic stops.

PA speaks the troof. Once the magic smoke escapes, it's over dude.

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 23, 2009 09:13 PM (j9jtm)

54 Smoke fairies make electronics work - when you let them out, the magic stops.

Wouldn't be surprised if these guys are still working out phlogiston theory.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 23, 2009 09:16 PM (AZGON)

55 Hey, there's an idea, Barry! Let's get rid of our AWACS planes. You know, to be fair and all, citizens of the world, shared destinies, blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2009 09:16 PM (FcR7P)

56 More funny thoughts;

1. They could claim it was Allah's work; he is displeased by the lack of progress in killing all the Jews and wants a more concerted effort in that direction.

Posted by: Percopius at September 23, 2009 09:17 PM (G3g6o)

57 Once the magic smoke escapes, it's over dude.

You just send it back to the factory to have the smoke pumped back in.

Posted by: can't let go of old memes at September 23, 2009 09:17 PM (PD1tk)

58 Actually, Beck mind-melded with teh Jooooos. Beck truly is a Magnificent Bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at September 23, 2009 09:17 PM (UOM48)

59 John Clark and Ding were just there to takea few coolpics, honest.

Posted by: sherlock at September 23, 2009 09:19 PM (L4jPh)

60 Holder JUSTICE dept? Russ brings teh phunny!

Posted by: hutch1200 at September 23, 2009 09:22 PM (pQCEM)

61 I have it on good authority that Oderus Urungus and the Boys from GWAR shot that plane down with a Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2009 09:24 PM (n1yon)

62 President Pantywaist is pissed. Don't fuck with his home boys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at September 23, 2009 09:24 PM (UOM48)

63 57
Once the magic smoke escapes, it's over dude.

You just send it back to the factory to have the smoke pumped back in.

Don't be retarded; anyone knows that once the magic smoke is gone, you have to kill a calf on a stone escarpment facing the rising sun on the thirteenth minute of the third day of Ramadan, collecting the blood in the skin of a Jew, and then bathing your first born male child's genitals in it. Geez, get with the program.

Posted by: Percopius at September 23, 2009 09:24 PM (G3g6o)

64 #57
Jeebus, I hate to think what happens when they have to change a battery, or something.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 23, 2009 09:26 PM (AZGON)

65 Sigh, I meant #63.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 23, 2009 09:27 PM (AZGON)

66 Once Slow Joe Biden is in charge of Afghanistan, look out.

Actually, if I could lock my kid up in a basement until The Won is frog marched out of the WH to prison, I would. The Marines could wait. But they won't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at September 23, 2009 09:29 PM (UOM48)

67 Last man seen near that plane before it took off looked like "Fat"
Dick Cheney.

Rove, You Magnificent Bastard! I read you book!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 23, 2009 09:29 PM (QECjC)

68 Also funny;1. They are now blind to certain incoming air threats.
Or in Governor Patterson's case, blind to certain incoming heir threats.

Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2009 09:30 PM (D2il9)

69 It was Cheney, using the satellite death laser that he's used to supplement his secret assassination teams. That's what Dennis Kucinich says, anyway...

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at September 23, 2009 09:31 PM (003rL)

70 64
#57


Jeebus, I hate to think what happens when they have to change a battery, or something.

Well, a battery, well, that's kinda of complicated because if you touch it, the thousands of Jewish soul trapped inside to power it could potentially reach out of the battery and remove the foreskin of your penis by Jew magic, making you into Jew!

Posted by: Percopius at September 23, 2009 09:32 PM (G3g6o)

71 Purple Avenger at September 23, 2009 09:09 PM (tG5mV)


You must work in electronics like I do.

Posted by: This is Patrick at September 23, 2009 09:32 PM (QBQcg)

72 I'm tearing myself between Ace and Ghost Hunters. Lately, I feel like my heart is going to explode from all the shit flying out of the WH on a daily basis. Maybe that's the PLAN. Kill all the normal Americans with weird diseases and heart attacks. And leave the weak libtards to survive and take over. George Orwell would be, well, in his element.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at September 23, 2009 09:33 PM (UOM48)

73 I have it on good authority that Oderus Urungus and the Boys from GWAR
shot that plane down with a Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.

I believe!!

For the first time in my life, I have more respect for a gang of murderous and perverted Antarctican aliens than I do for the President of the United States.

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at September 23, 2009 09:34 PM (003rL)

74 Dinnerjackets' only AWACS plane goes down, and he thinks he needs to go the UN to give an anti-holocaust speech?
Our boy Scouts could roll these Pricks if this is his most pressing issue.
Converseley, our Boy Scouts could roll Acorn, wright, pfelger and every 52%er.

Posted by: hutch1200 at September 23, 2009 09:34 PM (pQCEM)

75 Coolczech...nice PATTON reference!!!!

Posted by: hutch1200 at September 23, 2009 09:35 PM (pQCEM)

76 Wasn't Palin in the S.E Asia. Hell, maybe she flew her Cessna over and took them out? With Todd at the controls while she was shooting?

Posted by: hutch1200 at September 23, 2009 09:37 PM (pQCEM)

77 Wow. Haunted Daly mansion on Ghost Hunters. Can you just imagine the crap that will eventually come out of the haunted Obama mansion. Heh.

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Posted by: jason at September 23, 2009 09:40 PM (toPS+)

79 And if the plane landed on Khomeni's tomb

Those dudes at Nellis have quite the wicked sense of humor.

Posted by: rockhead at September 23, 2009 09:42 PM (RykTt)

80 F-5E Suicide Key http://www.roveandthejoooos.com

Posted by: keysandscarves! at September 23, 2009 09:42 PM (EZLbX)

81 Oh hell. Didn't Track Palin come home this week?

Run, Ricky Hollywood, run.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at September 23, 2009 09:46 PM (UOM48)

82 Karl Rove and Dick Cheney, you Magnificent Bastards!
All I can say is, couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of genocidal anti-American anti-Semites.

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids at September 23, 2009 09:50 PM (7xn9U)

83 Let's see...

... hack into the communications frequencies for the fighter pilots or the Simorgh pilot and give them a well-timed "No, you idiot! Left! I said, LEFT!"?

... work an operative into the maintenance crew for the Simorgh and install RPV controls -- maybe even for just a couple of the control surfaces?

... source a spare part or two to the Iranians for the Simorgh, like maybe a fuel pump, that has a remote shutoff feature?

... shine a laser into the eyes of one of the pilots at the right time from a Tehran rooftop?

I can think of just OODLES of ways to make something untoward happen to an Iranian aircraft, can't you?

Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2009 09:55 PM (f0O9k)

84 Maybe it was some of those penis-melting Zionist hair combs. Slipped into the pilots'barracks, the melting effect was calibrated to begin during the flyover. The effect being - distracting.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at September 23, 2009 09:56 PM (PB0gV)

85 I not sure what dis button do.. ees still in rrruuusssian.. Alahua Akbar..Alahua Akbar.. *click* ...

Posted by: UGRev at September 23, 2009 09:57 PM (uhjTJ)

86 #50 -- You're both wrong. Those were T38 Talon trainers.

And the Cream of the Crop? You mean the Cream that curdled on the ground and wouldn't come up when that Marine Hornet jock offered to wait for them?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 23, 2009 09:57 PM (Ty3Vf)

87 Wasn't Palin in the S.E Asia. Hell, maybe she flew her Cessna over and
took them out? With Todd at the controls while she was shooting?

What?

Sarah Palin is Jewish?

Posted by: Doc Rochester at September 23, 2009 09:58 PM (aYL9O)

88 7164 #57
Jeebus, I hate to think what happens when they have to change a battery, or something.Well, a battery, well, that's kinda of complicated because if you touch it, the thousands of Jewish soul trapped inside to power it could potentially reach out of the battery and remove the foreskin of your penis by Jew magic, making you into Jew!


No, Muslims get snipped too. Apparently Shi'ites do it on the seventh day after the boy is born - talk about competitive! (Jews circumcise on the eighth day.)

Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2009 09:59 PM (f0O9k)

89 88Wasn't Palin in the S.E Asia. Hell, maybe she flew her Cessna over and took them out? With Todd at the controls while she was shooting?

What?Sarah Palin is Jewish?


A Righteous Gentile. Kind of like Honorary Jewish.

Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2009 10:01 PM (f0O9k)

90 #84
The Joooooos replaced the hydro fluid with matzo ball soup!

Posted by: George Orwell at September 23, 2009 10:06 PM (AZGON)

91 HA HA!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at September 23, 2009 10:07 PM (wSNS7)

92 Are you sure it wasn't an AWHACKS that went down?

Posted by: Che Pizza at September 23, 2009 10:08 PM (4iIhs)

93 For a "smart Milblog" there sure is a paucity of action on this thread.

Posted by: Che Pizza at September 23, 2009 10:10 PM (4iIhs)

94 For a "smart Milblog" there sure is a paucity of action on this thread.

Barry has de-emphasized the military aspect of our sick society. First disarm the nukes, then the blogs.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 23, 2009 10:11 PM (AZGON)

95 "Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little TOO ironic. I really do think."

Excellent Kanye West tie in!

Posted by: Chuck at September 23, 2009 10:19 PM (hNk8s)

96 Looks like Sarah's Hong Kong "speech" cover story is holding up. Insiders say that her "research" visit to Nepal is moved up to Friday, so if you're anywhere upwind of Tehran, it might be time for a visit home. Just saying.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 23, 2009 10:20 PM (xqhoO)

97 Wasn't Palin in the S.E Asia. Hell, maybe she flew her Cessna over and
took them out? With Todd at the controls while she was shooting?

And this would be what she was shooting.

Awesome.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2009 10:22 PM (9Lm5R)

98 39 It's scarry how little had to morph.

Posted by: Naan at September 23, 2009 10:25 PM (YR3gL)

99 "monkeywrench up their oppressive governments" First "wee wee'd up" and now this?We're getting Obama'd up?The process may be insidious, but hopefully, not hopeless. It's about bed time, I may as well get ready to sleep up.

Posted by: Publicserf at September 23, 2009 10:42 PM (J+bl5)

100 Errah, haven't you conspiracy minded morons ever heard of Occam's Razor? The simplest explanation is the pilot was getting a hummer and dropped his handle of Chivas. When he bent over to pick it up, he drove off the bridge. Errah, I mean he crashed into the other plane.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at September 23, 2009 10:43 PM (6fZqs)

101 Best part: "Eye witnesses reported that the flaming planes landed on the mausoleum burial site of the Islamic revolution's founder Ruhollah Khomeini, a national shrine."

Me. I blame Bush.

Posted by: Ronsonic at September 23, 2009 10:44 PM (+XKkH)

102 Never fly higher than you're willing to fall. Too bad DinnerJacket wasn't aboard.

Posted by: GarandFan at September 23, 2009 10:45 PM (ZQBnQ)

103 See what happens when you let sneaky Jew doctors amputate pilots' feet in mid-air?

Posted by: palin steel (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at September 23, 2009 10:49 PM (hID5+)

104 104
Damn...what are you doing back? Thought you called it a night, asshole. Go away...far away

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at September 23, 2009 10:52 PM (rQTdM)

105 inshalla.

Posted by: 13times at September 23, 2009 11:07 PM (s8QAV)

106 No, if anyone deserves kudos for this move, its the Mossad.

Ummm, hello? do not doubt the power of the force.

Oh, Ms. David? call me. We'll make beautiful music together.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 23, 2009 11:15 PM (kay6f)

107 32 Here is a HiRes photo of the plane before it crashed
Thanks a lot Beto, I just about pissed my pants laughing at that one.

Posted by: volfan at September 23, 2009 11:16 PM (9qFBD)

108 105
104
Damn...what are you doing back? Thought you called it a night, asshole. Go away...far away
<psst> 104 is faux dum-dum.

Posted by: Arsonist at September 23, 2009 11:25 PM (YHkFx)

109 10 I was washing my hair.
Honest

Damned Zionist hair rays!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 23, 2009 11:47 PM (X7MFo)

110 Let us have a moment of silence for these brave fallen heroes.

Posted by: Honest Cloud at September 24, 2009 12:15 AM (fWnCD)

111 89 No, Muslims get snipped too. Apparently Shi'ites do it on the seventh
day after the boy is born - talk about competitive! (Jews circumcise
on the eighth day.)

DOH! *mind like a sieve*

Posted by: Percopius at September 24, 2009 12:15 AM (G3g6o)

112 "Eye witnesses reported that the flaming planes landed on the mausoleum burial site of the Islamic revolution's founder Ruhollah Khomeini, a national shrine."
If this aint someone up there trying to tell Iran something, I dont know what is. One in a million shot!

Posted by: The Drizzle at September 24, 2009 12:18 AM (fWnCD)

Posted by: awesome at September 24, 2009 12:38 AM (sxw1o)

114 That Ziva David comment is freakin' priceless. Made my day.

Posted by: AF at September 24, 2009 12:40 AM (sxw1o)

115 As a Canadian I'm damn proud of my Gov. We didn't give this idiot a chance to spout his crap. When will the rest of you learn that this guy ony spews bile.
Posted by: Ken at September 23, 2009 09:09 PM (YoBFV)
He walked out during Obama's speech???? You guys rock!

Posted by: KLL at September 24, 2009 01:13 AM (/5Axw)

116 Never say die, Iron Eagle.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 24, 2009 03:21 AM (8MuSQ)

117 It was snakes on a plane,

put there by the evil jooos!

Posted by: Rob at September 24, 2009 07:56 AM (AW00b)

118 Nice - so the Iranian AWAC is gone.
Just in time for an Israeli raid.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at September 24, 2009 09:35 AM (O9Cc8)

119 Would an AWACS go down in a CENTCOM theater?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 24, 2009 09:50 AM (XoYY8)

120 The Jews of Europe discovered the hard way that being innocent of the accusations against them, that they were plotting to take over the world, was no defense against being enslaved and even executed for those supposed crimes. The only defense, ironically, is to actually be guilty of operating intelligence services loyal to the Jewish people, in order to both fight back legally against the accusations, and to fight off with overwhelming force the armed vigilante mobs that will attack them no matter how the courts decide.

If Mossad isn't behind this, then they should have been. It is their job, after all, to infiltrate other countries in order to keep Israel informed, and thus deprive its military enemies of their initiative. Being guilty of scheming against other countries is a small price to pay for staying alive.

Posted by: Tatterdemalian at September 24, 2009 10:18 AM (4njWT)

121 If Mossad isn't behind this, then they should have been.

If Mossad wasn't behind this, then they should let it leak out that they were involved. The resulting mole hunt in the Iranian military will be quite amusing.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 24, 2009 10:47 AM (1hM1d)

122 74:
You must have been born after Carter. It's the second time for me.

Posted by: societyis2blame at September 24, 2009 11:05 AM (rPDD/)

123 Suppressed .50 cal hit in the cockpit. Repeat as needed.......

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Posted by: steve at October 13, 2009 12:46 PM (VUo4V)

125 Good afternoon. To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself. Help me! Looking for sites on: Fda and proventil hfa. I found only this - key pharmaceuticals proventil hfa inhailers. Proventil, am actually scattering a personal theory which happens the unchanged age of biography, bad headaches and " tongue. This destroys to be a scientific way for the gourmet, proventil. With respect :mad:, Kaili from Scotland.

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