1 The deathpanels provision that was removed by the Senate never existed, either.

2 I'm not doing that FIRST! shit.

3 Wow. We may be seeing a heavily capsized ship begin to right itself right before our eyes.

4

In other news, Big Daddy O'Keefe and White Chocolate Giles dropped a third video showing ACORN really likes to help pimps 'n' ho's get their mortgages.

It's time to full-on shred ACORN apart with a federal-level criminal investigation.

5 So Thursday Fox News said Joe Wilson was right, and my libtard "friends" who had the vapors over the "rude" rejected the information outright, without even reading it, based on the source.  Friday the White House said Joe Wilson was right and...silence.  

(One of them offered a CNN video link that they believed refuted the White House PR staff *boggle* and when I refused to look at it based on the source, they totally missed my point.)

6 But Maureen Dowd just said:

Joe Wilson yelled “You lie!” at a president who didn’t.

...

But Wilson’s shocking disrespect for the office of the president — no Democrat ever shouted “liar” at W. when he was hawking a fake case for war in Iraq — convinced me: Some people just can’t believe a black man is president and will never accept it.

Oh, yeah, it's race-card time in Dowd's world. That's what makes her cutting-edge in the world of opinion writers.

7

"That bill — mark my word, I'm the chairman — is going to have a strong public option," he added to thunderous applause.

In a media availability held just prior to his speech, Harkin said he believed the legislation would be able to garner enough support from both sides of the aisle — potentially enough to label it bipartisan when all is said and done.

"We will have some Republicans on our bill," Harkin said.

This is from Tom Harkin, Socialist-Iowa. 
2 things:  If any R, I mean any R in either chamber votes for this, I will never never never never never never vote for an R again.  Ever.  I'm writing the RNC to inform them of such.

Secondly, why are any R's still negotiating on anything other than state portability, tort reform, and catastrophic care?  WHY?

8 Some mighty fine campaign ads that could be coming out of this, maybe we need to fund some ourselves outside of the worthless GOP.

9 Ya know, I never thought I'd be in a place where 'oh look, Teh One's lying again' would start getting boring.

I'm beginning to think 'hey, he told the truth' would be more interesting.  Sadly, the best opportunities for that were those pre-election vid clips where he was caught telling his Progressive buddies: 'hey guys, I'm going to flush Amerika down the crapper after I get in'.

Is it 2010 yet?

10 @ 6 . . . it's race-card time in Dowd's world. That's what makes her cutting-edge in the world of opinion writers.

It's also what makes her no different than pretty much every other member of the left-wing commentariat.

11 Uh, ACORN?

As I have always said, you, um, should check ID of anybody claiming, uh, to be, um, a prostitute. It could, uh, um, uh, be a set up or, um, the Man.

12 @6 Original Roy- yeah, read that pile of cat sick yesterday. Did that be-frightwigged wrinkly manless dolt suffer a head trauma recently? Seems to me her uh, word doodling is getting even more deranged lately, if that's even possible.

Oh, and preznit mom jeans on fire fessing up to lying....yawn. Like that's news.

13 You do indeed have to read between the lines in that thing, which they're trying to spin as proof that they DIDN'T lie.

14
This worries me. It's this kind of phony baloney of concession that will lure stupid Republicans to vote for the bill.

The question nobody is asking is will SCHIP be eliminated. The answer, of course, is no. Why? Because it will used to cover illegal aliens. Remember, with SCHIP 'children' aged 25 and younger are covered. Illegals will simply lie about their age and they get free health care.

PLUS, THEY'LL ALWAYS FREE HEALTH CARE AT THE EMERGENCY ROOMS.

15 Still LMAO @ acorn vids.. anyone care to start taking bets on how many videos they actually took?

16 Remember, ACORN itself has said they were ejecting multiple times trying this elsewhere....

17

Obama comes from the Land of Liar
if you tell the truth there, they'll throw you in the fire

Wilson comes from the Land of True
if you tell a lie there, they'll beat you black and blue

18 DrewM, give the man a break and give him some credit

jeez

President Obama can never please you can he?

He's doing the right things...so lay off on him for once. He's also taking a hard stance against China on trade...I'm sure you're surprised.

Can't Ace of Spades EVER have a positive post about Obama, without sarcasm? Will nothing the man ever does please you guys?

19
Secondly, why are any R's still negotiating on anything other than state portability, tort reform, and catastrophic care? 

Because something needs to be done NOW!!!

Also, because these a-holes in Congress are so out of touch with the private sector and actually paying for their own health care insurance, they have no idea how to 'reform' the health care industry to cut costs. None.

CONGRESS HAS NO BUSINESS REFORMING A PRIVATE SECTOR INDUSTRY. THIS IS NOT ONLY OUTRAGEOUS, IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND QUITE UN-AMERICAN.

20 I wonder how much Christopher Kelly knew about obama's 'training methods' at ACORN.  Chicagoland is gonna see a spike in suicides very soon, I bet.

21 We all know those ACORN TAPES  (http://tinyurl.com/lwf3d3)
are lies!  They were produced at the same soundstage that the moon landing was shot.  And really the camera work and sound quality are just awfull.  Oh and couldn't they afford some actors with clearer diction? 

22 DrewM,

I think you made someone cry.

23 Even if they take the illegals provision out, I don't think that means illegals won't be covered. As someone mentioned before (can't remember who), teh Won will just legalize all the illegals (got amnesty?) and voila, illegals "aren't covered" under Obamacare. We know teh Won isn't above doing that.

24 Here's an interesting article about Obama and ACORN.

25

"He's also taking a hard stance against China on trade...I'm sure you're surprised."

And your happy about that? Methinks it is none too wise to playhardball with someone you owe trillions of dollars to. All to please his union buddies too.

26 Painful Stent:
"He's also taking a hard stance against China on trade...I'm sure you're surprised."

You drooling, corked fork imbecile- he's getting into a trade war over tires, that oh so strategic industry here in the US. With a country that could foreclose on our existence. Or didn't you think that far about who owns all the debt the imbeciles (i.e. your peers) in DC have been selling?

Already the Chinese are "finding" problems with our poultry exports to them, you want to bet they find a whole host of other problems with our exports until preznit empty between the jugears folds?

Gads, you are easily one of the densest materials in the known universe.

27 18...he could please all of us by:

1.  Repealing the Porkulus Package
2.  Getting GM and Chrysler back into private ownership
3.  Proposing tort reform, ability to purchase insurance across state lines, allowing policies for catastrophic care and any other number of free-market insurance reforms.
4.  Releasing all of his czars and/or having them vetted by the confirmation process
5.  Continuing the tax cuts W started
6.  cutting government spending 10% across the board, regardless of program
7.  admitting AGW is unsubstantiated, at best, fraudulent at worst. 
8.  cooking up some yummy bacon sandwiches for all of the AoS gang.

28 "Will nothing the man ever does please you guys?"

Hand over the keys

29 Can't Ace of Spades EVER have a positive post about Obama, without sarcasm?

This blog is doing the reporting that the MSM refuses to do. You want to read about Obama taking his puppy for a walk and getting ice cream? Read the NYT.

30

He's doing the right things...so lay off on him for once. He's also taking a hard stance against China on trade...I'm sure you're surprised.

Can't Ace of Spades EVER have a positive post about Obama, without sarcasm? Will nothing the man ever does please you guys?

Posted by: palin steel (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at September 14, 2009 09:53 AM (VDj74)

Hmmm.... Starting a trade war during a recession. That sure worked swell in 1930!

31 As someone mentioned before (can't remember who), teh Won will just legalize all the illegals (got amnesty?) and voila, illegals "aren't covered"

It would have to be more than amnesty for people already here, since people sneak in/overstay every day--it would have to be a complete negation of laws regarding entry.  Which I can see them doing, but not just yet.

More likely they'll just maintain the status quo--clinics and hospitals will be required to treat them without receiving a dime in reimbursement from anyone.

32 27,

9. Replacing Gibbs with Hannah Giles.

33 You know what goes great with Bacon sandwiches?

Weed.

34 @ 18 Will nothing the [Obama] ever does please you guys?

When the Left admits that something George W. Bush did pleased them, I think we might be able to muster up a slight compliment or two on The O.

35 ^{---- shrivel ---}

36 @34

The left did, they praised Bush on his humanitarian efforts in Africa.

37 @ 30 - Hmmm.... Starting a trade war during a recession. That sure worked swell in 1930!

Excellent, excellent point Tinian. Chonklit Nero is making everything old new again! Wonder if we'll have obamaville shacks too?

Poisoned Stump, your response?

38 @30 not to mention that in the 1930s were weren't heavily indebted to the nations we were starting those trade wars with... I submit this may be even worse.

39 Mmmmm....trade wars!  Good times, good times.

40

Right on cue, its Monday and here comes Painful Stool with the "My President is so right" crap.  So, Stool, let me get your "logic" straight.  "The One" says illegal aliens are not covered by his health care, gets called on, demonizes the people who call him on it, does a flip-flop and endorses the measures the people he just demonize advocated and we are supposed to stand up and say "Yea". 

The sarcasm is not over the fact that "The One" now wants to exclude Illegal Aliens from any healthcare option. The sarcasm is over the fact that his scorched earth policy, viz a vie Joe Wilson, didn't work and now he has to backtrack. Failure is not to be rewarded...except at Harvard, where you appearantly get a degree.

41 Leave Obama alone!!!11!!!

42 Why bother with a response, you guys have revealed yourselves to be mindless zombified obama haters...any effort is wasted.

Hilary was right when she said "obama could walk on water, and the conservatives would say he couldn't swim".

sigh.

43 @36- nice try, pinheaded stool... Bob Geldof and Bono aren't US citizens, they come from that far away place over the big water thingy called the U.K.

You can call it the "oook", we won't make fun of you.

44 Caught with his hand in the cookie jar, he lets go of a cookie. Caught forcing a door with a crowbar, he desists. Yes, praiseworthy indeed.

45 He's doing the right things...so lay off on him for once. He's also taking a hard stance against China on trade...I'm sure you're surprised.

Can't Ace of Spades EVER have a positive post about Obama, without sarcasm? Will nothing the man ever does please you guys?

I will comment, nicely, on the crease of his pants when he resigns.  I may even, however briefly, lament we don't have him to "kick around" anymore.

46 I'll see your trade war, and raise you a shooting war in subsahara Africa.

47 I think Obama would keep a very neat and orderly prison cell and would be well liked by his fellow inmates.

That's as far as I can go, ps.

48 @ 36 The left did, they praised Bush on his humanitarian efforts in Africa.

Links, please. You know, to places like DKos, DU, HuffPo -- the places where all those thankful Lefties expressed their gratitude (alongside their depictions of GW as Hitler, a chimp, an ignorant cowboy, etc).

The notion that you also patrolled those sites during Bush's tenure asking the posters to they look into their bleeding hearts and find something complementary to say about GWB is one I find vastly unbelievable.

49 Undocumented immigrants would not be able to buy private insurance on the exchange. Those who are lawfully present in this country would be able to participate.

A non sequitur any way you slice it.  If they're 'undocumented immigrants', they're illegal aliens.  By definition, they aren't lawfully present.

Leave it to PMSNBC to further butcher the language and carry the First Liar's water.

50 Which is to say, none of those things will be in any bill brought up to vote.

In case you haven't been paying attention: These guys are f'ing liars!

There is only one reason they put this out: When anyone says they were going to cover illegals, their self-sold love slaves on the left will, jerked by the marionette strings, shout "No, you LIE--see here? See what our love-sock President said? There will be no illegals covered because he said so."

And if you are so persistent as to suggest they point to those provisions actually in the bill, they will repeat what they were told and insist that's good enough.The only point was to give their jizz garglers just enough taste to keep pulling along for the lies of their cheap prostitute queen.

Yes, it is a ploy. Yes, it is that cynical and transparent. Yes, they love him more than a Sears bra sale ad in Thursday's paper.

51

Why bother with a response, you guys have revealed yourselves to be mindless zombified obama haters...any effort is wasted.

And yet you still will, again, and again, and again.  The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and again and expecting a different result. So now, we can call you Dum-Dum the Insane Dummy and be correct.

52 @46

Sorry Obama has the gonads to do what other presidents didn't...standing up to China's unfair tactics that led us to be numb to the ever growing trade deficits.

If you can't give the man credit for this, then you're a waste of time.

53 Prisoners need community organizing too.

54 6.  cutting government spending 10% across the board, regardless of program

No way Jose, not enough by far.

55 @42 - Why bother with a response, you guys have revealed yourselves to be mindless zombified obama haters...

Says the short bus avenger who just took a broadside of historical, economic, and realpolitik reasoning to his pathetic mewling, rendering it as worthless as every other toweringly stupid utterance he's burped up here.

56 basically, joe said, "hey, you're naked!"

57 Why bother with a response, you guys have revealed yourselves to be mindless zombified obama haters...any effort is wasted.

Posted by: palin steel (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at September 14, 2009 10:10 AM (VDj74)

Why bother to present facts to you when you can't understand them or refuse to accept them? You're just a mindless, ignorant Obama Zombie.

58 And for the love of God can we stop calling illegal aliens "undocumented workers".  Sounds like you left your wallet at home.  And in this case, your home is in Mexico, not the United States.

59 Did Axelrod's team drink to much during the Bears game last night?  The "be nice to Obama" message is a pretty weak one.

60

Okay, they tossed out the Death Panels and the Free Health Care Under the Table for Illegal Aliens.  Now, what do we have to do to get them to toss the whole freaking mess? Their meddling and overregulation, and their yuppie tort lawyers looking to finance their second vacation home, have already made healthcare so eyepoppingly expensive.  What do we do to curb these control freaks before 2010?

61 36...yep, B to the O and Bono really showed a lot of gratitude. 

I'll support leftist/statist policy, like uh, nevah, regardless of the mouthpiece.  B to the O can earn my support when he starts governing in a conservative manner.  Until then he and all his worshipers can step-off, get their shine-boxes, or whatever...

You and Poon may wish to have a shiney happy exchange of hand-jays, topped off with a rousing kumbyah rendition, and a relaxing night of alternating big-spoon/little-spoon, but this is a political and cultural battle for the USofA my children are going to grow up in and I'm not playing nice.

62

Sorry Obama has the gonads to do what other presidents didn't...standing up to China's unfair tactics that led us to be numb to the ever growing trade deficits.

Starting wars you can't win do not get you points. I thought that is why the left opposed the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.

63 If you can't give the man credit for this, then you're a waste of time.

Posted by: palin steel (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at September 14, 2009 10:13 AM (VDj74)

This coming from the nitwit who didn't even know that his Marxist messiah was a cokehead. Get your shine box.

64 Here you go dumdum I'll give your hero some credit right here.He has done a fabulous job enlarging the deficit.

65 @52 If you can't give the man credit for this, then you're a waste of time.

Know thyself, stool. Please.

66

What about the individual mandate?  So, everyone is not going to be forced to buy into ObamaCare, like he insisted?  Illegals will be exempt from the mandate?  Illegals will be granted a benefit that American citizens will be prohibited from having?  Illegals will be freer to do what they want with their own money than will Americans -- and they will still be able to get free healthcare at emergency rooms???

67 @ 42 Hilary was right when she said "obama could walk on water, and the conservatives would say he couldn't swim".

Your sanctimony is mile-high. GW Bush endured eight years of some of the most vitriolic, bilious, venomous condemnation ever aimed at a president (believe me, I have relatives and in-laws who epitomized that phenomenon). During that time he could've found a cure for cancer and still been portrayed as a devil. The notion that somehow we who oppose Obama and his agenda should ignore what we endured as Bush supporters is comically naive.

68

Yes, even worse -- in the '30s everyone owed us money; today we're the ones owing money.

PS...oh, never mind...

69 Well, I should add I think Obama would be elected President of Cellblock 27 by a wide, dare I say, gaping margin.

He would unite rival factions and bring a new era of unity and satisfaction to the whole block.

70

Here you go dumdum I'll give your hero some credit right here.He has done a fabulous job enlarging the deficit.

And that is a Winner!

71 He has done a fabulous job enlarging the deficit.

And he reads a TelePrompter like a dream.

72 Those who are lawfully present in this country would be able to participate.


So a foreigner could apply for a tourist visa, lawfully enter the US, and receive free medical care?

73 We should have an AOSHQ praise for Obama thread.

74 He made Clinton look like Lincoln.

75

He doesn't look bad in a navy blue suit?

He's helped Chi thugs get good paying employment -- which helps the jewelry and car industries out?

76 He showed Kanye West they proper way to hold a stolen microphone.

77

#52  Sorry Obama has the gonads to do what other presidents didn't...standing up to China's unfair tactics that led us to be numb to the ever growing trade deficits.

Over the vital tire industry...yeah, just awesome, Dummy. 

I think you've earned your Axelrod pay for today, so why don't you go home and fellate and have anal sex with your "gf" while thinking of us, okay?

78 Obama represents a once in a generation transformative figure...count yourself blessed that you can tell your grandkids you lived through the Age of Obama...a period where hope was revitalized in a faltering superpower, a time when the wrongs of the past were starting to be corrected.


Obama, is above all, inspirational. Millions of kids around the world have their spirits lifted a little higher when they see the man behind the office. Obama inspires us all to be better...he is going to be a GREAT President.

79 He's giving the Germans a boost to their self-esteem?

80 So a foreigner could apply for a tourist visa, lawfully enter the US, and receive free medical care?

My head just exploded.  And that was before I remembered there's a whole mess of countries a) with lousy rationed systems b) whose citizens don't need to apply for a U.S. visa in advance.

81 Jimmy no longer needs to feel quite so ashamed of his tenure in the WH?

82 Millions of kids around the world have their spirits lifted a little higher when they see the man behind the office.


This is why I'm convinced Dum-dum has to be a friend of Ace messin' with us.  No one that obtuse can possibly power on a computer.

83 80 -- Come on Heather, we have to redistribute the wealth...

84 Obama has the gonads to do what other presidents didn't

Gotta run, Morons. My eyeglasses don't seem to be working properly.

85 He inspired over one million Americans to come to the Nation's Capitol in a single day.

86 unknown Jane @84--I thought that's what the UN was for.

87 He inspired under one hundred thousand cranks to come to the Nation's Capitol in a single day.

FIFY

88 OK, this little rant is totally off-topic, but would it kill the federal government to stop coming up with stupid acronyms for every single thing it does?  There's HAMP and SAVE and whatever the hell USA PATRIOT stands for.  Just write the damn bill, already.  It's not like a catchy name is going to hide the fact that it probably won't work as intended and is probably already covered by a previously-enacted law anyway.

89

Obama represents a once in a generation transformative figure (I was taught at Harvard that any piece of crap can be sold if you call it transformative) ...count yourself blessed cursed that you can tell your grandkids (who will be working to payoff his debt their entire life) you lived are to be blamed for through the Age of Obama...a period where hope was revitalized crushed in by a faltering superpower presidency, a time when the wrongs of liberalism the past were imposed on everyone starting to be corrected.

FIFY

90

You know, P is right.

He is a once in a lifetime figure, and I will consider myself blessed to have lived through his era.

 

I'm sure there were some French, Germans, Russians, Chinese, and Cambodians who felt the same way -- I feel so globally attuned and aware now!

91 87,

Dude.

Duck.

92 Sorry Obama has the gonads to do what other presidents didn't...standing up to China's unfair tactics that led us to be numb to the ever growing trade deficits.

If you can't give the man credit for this, then you're a waste of time.

Posted by: palin steel (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at September 14, 2009 10:13 AM (VDj74)

It's a brilliant plan Dummy

Sept. 14 (Bloomberg) -- China announced dumping and subsidy probes of chicken and auto products from the U.S., two days after President Barack Obama imposed tariffs on tires from the Asian nation.

Chinese industries complain that they’re being hurt by “unfair trade practices,” the nation’s Ministry of Commerce said on its Web site yesterday. The dumping investigation relates to poultry alone, a spokesman said in Beijing today. The ministry didn’t specify the value of imports of the products.

Rising protectionism may hamper world trade and undermine the global economy’s recovery from recession, the European Central Bank said last week.

93

78 Obama represents a once in a generation transformative figure...count yourself blessed that you can tell your grandkids you lived through the Age of Obama...a period where hope was revitalized in a faltering superpower, a time when the wrongs of the past were starting to be corrected.

You'd be correct, Dummy, under these conditions: if hope was "revitalized" by enslaving the future generations with crushing loads of debt, ifa "flatering superpower" was envigorated by conceding authority to the UN, and if these "wrongs of the past" were "corrected" by fanning the flames of racial and class hatred.  You know, Dummy, it's because of people like you that people like Jim Jones can get large crowds to willingly commit suicide.

Obama, is above all, inspirational.

How?  You mean like that supposedly "great" speech on racial harmony that nobody remembers.  Inspirational leaders lead, while posers merely talk and count on their sheep to remind everyone of said poser's "greatness". 

Millions of kids around the world have their spirits lifted a little higher when they see the man behind the office.

I notice you didn't say "kids around the US".  It could be that even you know the tax burdens that await them due soley to Obama's fiscal policy. 

Obama inspires us all to be better...he is going to be a GREAT President.

The only thing Obama is inspiring many Americans to do is hide their money better - and to form better networks to get the word out of their displeasure with the current course of our government on all levels. 

94 Just goes to prove that Joe Wilson should shout LIAR! more often.

95

Dum-Dum the Insane Dummy - did Mommy spike your juicebox this morning? 

96 Obama, is above all, inspirational. Millions of kids around the world have their spirits lifted a little higher when they see the man behind the office. Obama inspires us all to be better...he is going to be a GREAT President.

Posted by: palin steel (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at September 14, 2009 10:25 AM (VDj74)

So how has he inspired you? You're still unemployed and living with your mommy who makes your meals for you.

97 Yeah, Kratos, it's so terrible that Obama is encouraging Americans to save for once.

Unlike that brilliant President Bush, who encouraged Americans to shop more useless crap and build up their credit card debt to stimulate the economy!

98
"Chicagoland is gonna see a spike in suicides very soon, I bet."

There was a reason why Tony Rezko chose to surrender to federal authorities immediately after his plea bargain, rather than remain free until his sentencing. I suspect that it had something to do with an allergy to aspirin.

99 78 _{Obama represents a once in a generation transformative figure...count yourself blessed that you can tell your grandkids you lived through the Age of Obama...}

Because that is going to be a rare feat.

100 That's it. Dum dum isn't real. I'm now convinced. C'mon. Fess up. Which moron is doing this? It's brilliant

101 I'm going to a job fair wednesday, so stfu.

102 As Obama instantly admitted upon the charge, "You lie." "That's not true." Obama muttered that his speech was not true, "That" illegal aliens will not get [free] government health coverage.

Wilson's a champ.

But just because the Democrats shift momentarily does not prevent them from shifting back when the vote actually comes after earmarks slip in under cover.

103 Obama has the gonads to do what other presidents didn't

Which is to say, "You know, I really don't like this country. How about I just burn this sumbitch to the ground?"

Yeah, that takes balls, alright.

104

I seem to remember George W. attempting some trade protectionism on steel early in his tenure. Conservatives hated it and said it was a bad idea. He took it away after a while, and the steel industry went back to being a competitive market and prices went down.

We don't like trade protectionism because it DOESN'T WORK.

105 I'm going to a job fair wednesday, so stfu.

Posted by: palin steel (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at September 14, 2009 10:37 AM (VDj74)

That's very inspirational. I'm sure you wouldn't have gone to it if Barry wasn't in office.

106 Dang Straights

/Juan Williams asserted Sunday on Fox that the Sept.12 two million people march on Washington was just an out-dated stuck on stupid reaction against "death panels".

107 he is going to be a GREAT President.

Yeah you fools can keep hoping that.  I just think it's nice that Jimmy Carter can die knowing he wasn't the worst President in the nation's history.

108

Yeah, Kratos, it's so terrible that Obama is encouraging Americans to save for once.

So he can seize it and spend it in Porkulus v2.

109 @ 78 . . . a period where hope was revitalized in a faltering superpower. . .

Platitudinous blather.

110 I'm going to a job fair wednesday, so stfu.

Posted by: palin steel (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at September 14, 2009 10:37 AM (VDj74)

We need a live blog of Dum Dum at the job fair. That ought to be pure comedy. I can imagine the looks on peoples' faces when he starts talking.

111 Skeeball isn't a real job.


Hey, does Obamacare cover dental?

112

#97  Yeah, Kratos, it's so terrible that Obama is encouraging Americans to save for once.  Unlike that brilliant President Bush, who encouraged Americans to shop more useless crap and build up their credit card debt to stimulate the economy!

Your idiocy knows no bounds, Dummy.  I guess I missed that wonderful speech where Obama encouraged all Americans to save...

btw, once again, you're wrong about Bush's speech after 9/11.  It wasn't to "shop for (sic) more useless crap and build up their credit card debt to stimulate the economy", it was to not let terrorism interrupt people's routine. 

113 86 -- Heather, the UN needed to be inspired, as they pale in comparison to a generational experience such as we have right here, so he took the reins of leadership from them because he's so inspiring and generational you know.

114 Huh?

Wha?


Time to wake up and do the Charleston again!

Twenty-three skidoo!

This Obama is my kinda fella!

115 101 I hear ACORN has some openings.You'd fit right in.....

116
The past few election cycles have had very few bright spots for me.

One was seeing Saxby Chambliss beat that asshole, Max Cleland. Another was seeing Coleen Rowley, the pro-al qaeda snitch at the FBI who should never been hired in the first place, defeated. And another bright spot was seeing Michelle Bachman reelected.

In 2010, it will be very sweet to see Joe Wilson get reelected. To be honest, if we win just three races in 2010, Wilson winning and Harry Reid losing and a Republican winning Specter's seat, I'll be happy.

117 Hamburger U, here I come!

118 117 He flunked out of the MickeySD's fryer college.....

119 The BS provision that allows people to get free treatment at emergency rooms has to be abolished. You pay, or you get sent a bill. And if you are identified as an illegal alien, you are held and Immigration is called and you're sent the hell home to your country of origin.

My sister and her husband ran up tens of thousands of dollars in medical bills because her husband had lousy insurance coverage through his union and they both developed serious illnesses. She spent years dealing with the hospitals, paying it off a little each month, and even had to take out a home equity loan to finally pay off the bills after her husband died. Meanwhile she's being taxed to provide FREE CARE for people invading our country and stealing identities, jobs and government benefits. Fuck that shit.

120 Dum Dum, it's not China's fault you can't find anyone to hire you.

It's because you're stupid and lazy.

Now go ask your mommy to make you a steak, loser.

121 @ 112 It wasn't to "shop for (sic) more useless crap and build up their credit card debt to stimulate the economy", it was to not let terrorism interrupt people's routine.

Well, to a degree it actually was to encourage people to not let the economy falter in the wake of an already economy-damaging hit via the destruction of the WTC and investment prospects.

An example: When those two snipers, John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo, were off doing their terrorizing of the DC/Virginia area, people were scared away from shopping and purchasing in their usual manner for (understandable) fear of being, well, shot. Keeping commerce from flowing is obviously damaging to an economy. Thus, after 9/11 -- when people were equally unsure of how safe they'd be going outdoors for fear of terrorist attack -- it was necessary to encourage people to keep up their shopping routines in order to keep commercial prospects solvent.

122 President Obama can never please you can he?

He's doing the right things...so lay off on him for once. He's also taking a hard stance against China on trade...I'm sure you're surprised.

Can't Ace of Spades EVER have a positive post about Obama, without sarcasm? Will nothing the man ever does please you guys?

Here the troll says something (unintentionally) brilliant.

First, Obama isn't taking a hard stance on trade, he's bowing to his union buddies.  It is a Profile in Cowardice.  Everything Obama does is to encourage his coalition -- big corporations, big labor and big government -- the same coalition that was in Mussolini's Italy, where they called it "Corporatism".

But more importantly, we see that he's a liar.  Now we've known that he's a liar for a long time, but it's more easily discernable now.  As always with a liar, you ask yourself, "What's the angle?"  So like the boy who cried wolf, even if he does something we like, we won't trust him.  On top of that, he insults his opponents in the broadest and nastiest terms.  When somebody calls you nasty names, you tend not to give them the benefit of the doubt.

All other presidents have been publicly magnanimous.

But not Il Douche.

123

Hey, I'm waiting for the Captain America references!  Don't let me down now!

Again, I think P might be on to something.  Perhaps Barry will be a great president.

After all, there are many ways to be great:  Attila was great at setting pillaging hordes loose, Dahmer was great at shoving power drills into people's skulls, Vlad Tepes was great at impaling....see, plenty of ways to be great; I'm sure Barry's going to be great at something too.

 

124 > He's doing the right things...so lay off on him for once.

You know what would get us to lay off him? If he got into the habit of doing the right things FROM THE START, instead of his standard operating procedure of trying to sneak something by, getting called on it, spending a few days denying it, and then finally coming up with a half-assed way of doing something somewhat less destructive.

If a guy tries to mug you and then he backs off because he notices you're carrying a baseball bat, he doesn't deserve praise for having a change of heart.

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126 The BS provision that allows people to get free treatment at emergency rooms has to be abolished.

That "provision" is the Hippocratic Oath.  Hospitals absorb the cost, or write it off.

Good luck with trying to get ICE to respond to anything.

127 Annnd... I see #44 Wm T Sherman already offered the argument more concisely. Well, at least now I know I'm not crazy.

128 I still think Captain American would be a better president than Barack Obama.

More inspirational as well.

129

#125, Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at September 14, 2009 10:57 AM (IoUF1)

Thanks. I'm laughing out loud in my office.

 

130 "not only are you naked, you don't have any clothes on"

131

Yeah, Kratos, it's so terrible that Obama is encouraging Americans to save for once - PS

People are saving so much because they are fearful of losing their jobs.  They are fearful of losing their jobs because the government is focused on destroying opportunity and creating a nanny state.

132 125 I laughed so hard I cried.....

133 Ace needs to save that song as a greatest hit....

134 Obama should be a spokesman for Burger King because, man oh man, can he churn out the Whoppers. 
"There is no 'death panel' in my ChappaquiddiCare bill!  But if it means that much to you, fine, I'll take out the 'death panel' part of my ChappaquiddiCare bill."
"My reforms won't cover illegal immigrants!  Although, granted, my reforms will cover illegal immigrants."
Why is it considered a worse offense to call someone a liar than to be a liar??

135 "a provision sponsored by a Republican lawmaker."

So, Obama lies about not covering illegal immigrants.  And in fact, it's us evil Republithugs who would rather pay hospitals to give emergency room treatment to illegal aliens than to see them suffer and die in the gutter.  Polls show that Republicans give more money to the poor than Democrats.  But, Obama's OK and we're the heartless bastards who don't care about helping the poor.
Is there anything more bizarre than the demented, backward thought process of a liberal??

136

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2009 11:01 AM (1Jaio)

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2009 11:05 AM (QrTUw)

Glad you liked it.  I cross-posted it in the Top Headline Comments thread for great justice.

137 #125 I'm laughing so hard I'm about to dump in my shorts.

I nominate ol_dirty_/b/tard for Moron of the Month!

138

"If you can't give the man credit for this, then you're a waste of time."

Indeed we are a complete waste of time, and yet you keep coming back. Please, stop wasting your precious time here. Go away, go someplace where you can accomplish something, like, I don't know, maybe get a job.

139 unknown jane at 123:

plenty of ways to be great; I'm sure Barry's going to be great at something too.

It's all a question of finding the categorical imperative!

140 @125 - o.d.b. for Poet Laureate of AOS!!!

141 Dum-Dum, Drew M. gave Obama non-snarky credit in this AoSHQ post. Please let us know whether you can find any Bush-haters giving GWB credit with as much or more civility.

142

Obama gives speech in France (Apil 2009)

...we also affirm that we must not erect new barriers to commerce; that trade wars have no victors. We can't give up on open markets, even as we work to ensure that trade is both free and fair. We cannot forget how many millions that trade has lifted out of poverty and into the middle class. We can't forget that part of the freedom that our nations stood for throughout the Cold War was the opportunity that comes from free enterprise and individual liberty.

http://tinyurl.com/dmfhlp

Later that year...

Administration puts tariffs on Chinese tires and steel pipe

HE LIES! (again)

 

143 It.s also what makes her no different than pretty much every other member of the left-wing commentariat

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