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HCAN Organizer Coaching ChivasCare Supporters To Shout Down Opposition at Town Hall

We're just a bunch of insurance-company hired goons though.

Recorded yesterday at Jan Schakowski's (D-Il) town hall meeting in Skokie Il, a helpful Health Care for America Now goof tells people "Be civil but block. If they stand up and start asking questions, and you're in that area, simply stand up and start chanting 'health care now! health care now!"

Because shouting down questioners is civil, and facilitates free and open discourse. Or something.

UPDATE: HAH! I hate Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:26 PM



Comments

1 El Presidente Mistake and his minions.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 01, 2009 08:29 PM (aUsM0)

2 I call this my civil discourse.  Put a liplock on it.

Posted by: Buck Ofama at September 01, 2009 08:31 PM (gzqAZ)

3 He looks like he has weak genetics. Put him on the sterilization list.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at September 01, 2009 08:32 PM (dQdrY)

4 That's OK.

Come Election Day, Mother Frackers!

Come Election Day.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 01, 2009 08:32 PM (kzhuA)

5 Coaching the sheep on how demonstrate their patriotic duty in the face of domestic terrorists?

Posted by: Greg at September 01, 2009 08:33 PM (nWGqk)

6 Why are these leftist idiots totally wasting our oxygen?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 01, 2009 08:33 PM (SiYib)

7 This presents yet another classic casebook study on arrested development.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 01, 2009 08:35 PM (SiYib)

8 I'm not sure why this matters (whe he bothered, not why you posted it).  Jan's one of those loons on tape insisting that we should get to single payer.  She's not going to see reason short of a pink slip.

Posted by: Methos at September 01, 2009 08:35 PM (b34Vz)

9 Obama is so going down in flames.

Posted by: Tattoo DePlane at September 01, 2009 08:35 PM (rrxDo)

10 Pity, if you could have seen his other sleeve, you might have seen his swastika.


just sayin'

Posted by: UncleFacts Summoner of the Meteors at September 01, 2009 08:36 PM (vZVv7)

11

The is OT but has to be said.

Guys, if you want a serious laugh riot, go over to the new CNN Poll that shows Obama is losing the support of Independents. As you can imagine, in the comments section the moonbats are in complete freak-out mode.

But the HILARIOUS PART is that they are actually accusing CNN (yes, CNN) of being a tool of the RIGHT-WING CONTROLLED MSM!

Lol, CNN, right wing?  MSM, tool-of-the-right?  I'm sorry but these Kos Kids are losing their minds.  Here's the link.  Read the comments for a good chuckle.

http://tinyurl.com/l23k3a

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at September 01, 2009 08:37 PM (3QH//)

12 What are the odds that guy is Dum-Dum's biological father?

Posted by: Peaches at September 01, 2009 08:37 PM (9Wv2j)

13

Jan, wife of convicted felon Robert, would win re-election if she actually came out in favor of death camps, not just panels, as long as she doesn't come out pro-life.  such is the life of a north shore liberal. 

Posted by: ed at September 01, 2009 08:41 PM (a/Jxn)

14 Hey, Dave in Texas, it's called "speaking truth to power", you big dummy. Truth is truth, and the Dems have the truth, and those of us who actually go to work every day to pay our bills, etc, just need to shut up and listen to our bettors. Didn't 0bama get elected President..? And didn't the mainstream news media help him? Our bettors have spoken (they're betting we don't catch on) so go back to work and thank God that we have such a great President that he can go on vacation and still save the country from everything that's bad and Republican.

Posted by: Ira at September 01, 2009 08:42 PM (a7RyZ)

15 Obviously a false flag operation. Clearly the work of Karl Rove.

Posted by: Brewdog at September 01, 2009 08:43 PM (pOQor)

16 Read the comments for a good chuckle.
 
No way. The stench emanating from the home page alone sends me running for the Lysol.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 01, 2009 08:44 PM (SiYib)

17 No, there were some good ones. My favorite:

"LOL he's even wearing a brown shirt."

Posted by: Tattoo DePlane at September 01, 2009 08:45 PM (rrxDo)

18 Oh, I meant the YouTube comments. Not visiting CNN's blog.

Posted by: Tattoo DePlane at September 01, 2009 08:46 PM (rrxDo)

19 I'd really like to curse here goshdarnit!!!

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2009 08:47 PM (GUDkV)

20 oh noes, liberals are now resorting to tried and true conservative tactics!

conservatives loved shouting when it was antihealthcare folks screaming down...back then, it was called passion. now that liberals are going to engage in this tactic, it's downright shameful suppression of speech.

Posted by: Dum Dum (unemployed, living at home, and fixing for a Pawtucket pudding cup) at September 01, 2009 08:47 PM (VDj74)

21 Move on.  Move on.  No astroturfing here.

Posted by: GarandFan at September 01, 2009 08:47 PM (qKTIT)

22 And there's the bigot palin steel missing the point again.  Its not the shouting bigot.  Its the fact that they are coached and trained in the tactic.  Its not passion.  Its acting.  Bigotted idiot.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2009 08:49 PM (R8dw1)

23 Posted by: palin steel (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at September 01, 2009 08:47 PM (VDj74)

Educate me, painful.  Does it hurt your head to be that freakin' stupid?

Posted by: Peaches at September 01, 2009 08:51 PM (9Wv2j)

24

Heard this on Levin on the way now. Set my brain to coming up with response slogans.

This guy urges his folks to chant "Healthcare Now"?

We should respond with chants like "Free Market Now" or just "Freedom Now".

How about "Go Home Commie"?

How about shout "YOU Pay For It" back to "healthcare now"?

Tried to come up with something along the lines of "get your hands out of my pocket".

Posted by: Scott J. at September 01, 2009 08:52 PM (eLHkp)

25 Scott, how about "Personal responsibility now?"

Posted by: Peaches at September 01, 2009 08:54 PM (9Wv2j)

26 Nothing like true grassroots fascism...it's the American Obama way.

Posted by: DrewM at September 01, 2009 08:55 PM (iTt2X)

27 Yeah, 'cuz shouting "HEALTH CARE NOW!" when someone else is the very ay-pit-o-mee of civil.  What a buncha doody heads. 

For those who don't get the euphemism, think of Dum-Dum, the biggest doody head here on AoSHQ.

Posted by: TheresaD at September 01, 2009 08:57 PM (iGCmo)

28 Just think how sweet prosecutorial payback will be! I want special prosecutors for those that leaked secrets, for those that thought up flag@whitehouse.gov, for those that looted private companies to hand over to leftist unions, for those that goaded on the Europeans to charge Americans for the offense of defending America.

You'll reap what you've sewn, Liberals. Be afraid... Be VERY afraid. Two can play your vile game.


Posted by: CoolCzech at September 01, 2009 08:59 PM (kzhuA)

29 Ooops, should be "when someone else is asking a question."  BYPAKT

Posted by: TheresaD at September 01, 2009 09:00 PM (iGCmo)

30 Once in power,we should declare the SEIU a criminal organization and send their leadership to prison. And I only half (third?) exagerate...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 01, 2009 09:02 PM (kzhuA)

31 The question, I think, is whether the President is willing to rein in those on his staff or in his control.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 01, 2009 09:04 PM (hK67Y)

32

How many of the leftoid astroturfers don't even live in that congressional district? Any buses around?

Are they gettiing paid?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at September 01, 2009 09:04 PM (w41GQ)

33 You guys see that World Wildlife Fund ad?  The one with a whole bunch of airliners converging on NY City with the WTC still there?  Man, that is begging for a photoshop with AF One added!!

Posted by: CDR M at September 01, 2009 09:05 PM (cvmTR)

34 Sigh, and I have to go to work tomorrow where I will be surrounded by the Purple shirts. 

Posted by: runningrn at September 01, 2009 09:06 PM (D2il9)

35

Just think how sweet prosecutorial payback will be! I want special prosecutors for those that leaked secrets, for those that thought up flag@whitehouse.gov, for those that looted private companies to hand over to leftist unions, for those that goaded on the Europeans to charge Americans for the offense of defending America.

You'll reap what you've sewn, Liberals. Be afraid... Be VERY afraid. Two can play your vile game.

Gosh CoolCzech, I hate to burst your bubble, but it will never happen.  The sharply creased pants Republicans are a bunch of class A cuddly little kittehs.  (How's that for restraint on using a bad word?  Take that web ad censors!)

Posted by: runningrn at September 01, 2009 09:09 PM (D2il9)

36 So do the HCAN folks wear black shirts or brown shirts?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2009 09:12 PM (N4HN8)

37

These people are such hippocrits and overall scumbags I just don't find they have any worth in our society.  This includes all democrats and political agitators.

 

We should start by taking Dr. Emmanuel and that creepy 'science' czar's own advice.. Forced sterilization or euthenasia for any of these scumbags past their 'prime'.  We start with the political class...  OH WAIT.. you were only going to force this upon the proles?  well, well.. This scenario warms my heart and fills my soul with joy.

 

Imagine to see the look on "Dr." Emmanuels face... classic.

"but, but!!! this was meant for the masses!! not someone as important as me!!!"

Posted by: Billy Barty at September 01, 2009 09:13 PM (IMSJ7)

38 Yes, shouting while people are asking a question is totally the same as loud derision when a Congresscritter refuses to/fails to answer a question.

GFY, trolls.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 01, 2009 09:15 PM (n2wxa)

39 Pity, if you could have seen his other sleeve, you might have seen his swastika.

just sayin'

Well, he IS in Skokie......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2009 09:15 PM (9Lm5R)

40 Posted by: palin steel (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at September 01, 2009 08:47 PM (VDj74)

You're right, we learned all about shouting people down from conservatives!

Posted by: Code Pink at September 01, 2009 09:17 PM (iTt2X)

41

Why did I just see a guy knocking on doors takling to people about Obama's "great health care plan". I shut off my porch light. I refuse anywhere near my doorstep--you never know. I'm sure he's harmless but you never know.  

He looked like the dude from Office Space:

Good evening, my  name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I'm clean. That's why I'm here selling magazine subscriptions.

/oh man, what am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe magazine.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 01, 2009 09:18 PM (+fatn)

42 Clearly the work of Karl Rove.

That magnificent bastard.   If the leftists had any sense they'd surrender now. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 01, 2009 09:21 PM (RxU4k)

43 20 oh noes, liberals are now resorting to tried and true conservative tactics!

conservatives loved shouting when it was antihealthcare folks screaming down...back then, it was called passion. now that liberals are going to engage in this tactic, it's downright shameful suppression of speech.

Posted by: palin steel (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at September 01, 2009 08:47 PM (VDj74) 

Amazing...Dum-Dum reaches yet another high in its level of stupidity.


Posted by: billygoat at September 01, 2009 09:22 PM (DrB2V)

44 I loved watching Karl Rove dance at that event.  He hides his personality

Posted by: curious at September 01, 2009 09:24 PM (p302b)

45 "now that liberals are going to engage in this tactic, it's downright shameful suppression of speech."

painful stent, you empty skulled jackhole. Do you have the short term memory of a cockroach? (that's a rhetorical question, you festering pustule) Let's sum up the last few weeks of the health care debate so that even an impacted sphincter boil like yourself can understand:

The whole point was that the right was finally, FINALLY engaging in the alinsky ite tactics of the left after sitting politely on their hands for decades- at which point the smegma faced dolts on network news declared the right a bunch of "un American, anti-democratic, paid for goons" and so forth.

Go forward a couple weeks, jugears the omnipresent turd that will not flush has mobilized his imbecile shock troops- and here we have video evidence of people being coached to do the very thing those of us on the right were chastised for.

Good gad, you are one braindead pile of vermin scat. Your piltdown, neanderdunce utterances on this blog are a source of constant sorrow as they evidence the de-evolutionary state of children today. For the love of all that's holy (and by extension the hatred of all that is you) please strap on your padded football helmet, go gum your pre-nap graham crackers, shove your finger paint into whichever orifice is handy, AND NEVER POST HERE AGAIN, you embarrassing, misbehaving adolescent.

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at September 01, 2009 09:25 PM (D39Xv)

46 I'm having government-funded healthcare replace my vocal cords with old, anti-civil-rights bullhorn components (which are still available in Al Gore's basement).  Then you pathetic loosers on the right will loose all debates.

Posted by: Shouty McShouterson at September 01, 2009 09:26 PM (WtrwW)

47 Did y'all hear about the felons (with records) who pretended they were with Obama Care to gain axcess to a home where they pistol whipped and shot two people after they didn't find enough money to steal?  It's just like the real thing, if health care passes, America is going to be collectively pistol whipped and robbed.  Here's the link (note the mugshots, and they look like such nice upstanding citizens too!)  http://tinyurl.com/l88cbv

Posted by: runningrn at September 01, 2009 09:28 PM (D2il9)

48 39Pity, if you could have seen his other sleeve, you might have seen his swastika.

just sayin'

Well, he IS in Skokie......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2009 09:15 PM


Man, I hate Illinois Nazis!

Posted by: Jake Blues at September 01, 2009 09:29 PM (WtrwW)

49 felons (with records) who pretended they were with Obama Care to gain axcess to a home where they pistol whipped and shot two people

That's the tried and true democrat method, you see.

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 01, 2009 09:29 PM (RxU4k)

50

You know, this Whatever McWhateverson stuff smells fishily like some dirty scandi talk. Just sayin.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at September 01, 2009 09:29 PM (dQdrY)

51

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at September 01, 2009 09:25 PM (D39Xv)

Wow, I have to hand it to you (clapping) you do have a way with words!

Posted by: runningrn at September 01, 2009 09:29 PM (D2il9)

52 http://tinyurl.com/l88cbv

Posted by: runningrn at September 01, 2009 09:28 PM (D2il9)


"Thompson was out on parole with four violent felony convictions. Prosecutors believe he has 17 felony and five misdemeanor cases pending. Jackson also has at least six convictions for violent felonies. Change you can believe in."

WTF?!  FOUR violent felony convictions and 17 felony cases pending and he's out on friggin' PAROLE!?

Posted by: Tami at September 01, 2009 09:31 PM (VuLos)

53 WTF?!  FOUR violent felony convictions and 17 felony cases pending and he's out on friggin' PAROLE!?

Think his fist was clenched?  He clearly needs compassion and understanding.

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 01, 2009 09:32 PM (RxU4k)

54

: Tami at September 01, 2009 09:31 PM (VuLos)

sheesh, dontcha know they had to release him to make room for us wacky right wing terrorists.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2009 09:34 PM (GkYyh)

55 I was going to say something nice on this smart, military blog.  But now I feel unwelcome.  Thanks for ruining my day, morons.

Posted by: Skandi McScanderson at September 01, 2009 09:34 PM (WtrwW)

56 Is it just me or does his voice make you want to give him one of those smushy gay slaps like you see in the movies?

Just sayin.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 01, 2009 09:35 PM (/+GDy)

57 Scott,

As far as slogans are concerned, I'm leaning towards "Get Off My Back" for high levels of bumperstickarability and multi-use applicability.  Higher taxes?  Get off my back.  Health mandates sure to follow government healthcare?  Get off my back.  Etc.

Posted by: Fortunate Son at September 01, 2009 09:35 PM (FaLC9)

58 45: buster mcDissenter

That was like, beautiful. Very manly tears on my cheeks. I think it stayed within Ace's rules, too.

Posted by: mr.frakypants at September 01, 2009 09:36 PM (pffBj)

59 Obviously a poll watcher.  That's why he was out on the streets.

Posted by: CDR M at September 01, 2009 09:36 PM (cvmTR)

60 Posted by: buster mcDissenter at September 01, 2009 09:25 PM (D39Xv)

Nice smack-down, buster.  And profanity-free.  Salut!

Posted by: Peaches at September 01, 2009 09:37 PM (9Wv2j)

61 Healthcare now!!

Posted by: George Castanza at September 01, 2009 09:37 PM (SwkdU)

62

sheesh, dontcha know they had to release him to make room for us wacky right wing terrorists.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2009 09:34 PM (GkYyh)

Actually Brown Shirt Control has identified him as their kind of people. They think he'll have a bright future running a detention facility.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at September 01, 2009 09:39 PM (dQdrY)

63 Any CT morons going to Himes' townhall meeting in Norwalk tomorrow night?

Posted by: Tami at September 01, 2009 09:41 PM (VuLos)

64 Ooh I do love to get conservative blood boiling!  (How many degrees up do you think the earth got?)  I hate Gaia and I want her to fry from right winged outrage.  Heh! Heh!

Posted by: runningrn, evil hater of Gaia at September 01, 2009 09:41 PM (D2il9)

65 I dunno, Peaches.  We might need a ruling on "scat."  It is a four-letter word, and it don't mean roses.

But ol' "busty" is clearly on to something.

Tonight's ONT should be curse/swear-word free.

We can all practice the manly art of proper, uppercrustidian, vituperative discourse.

(And moron-ly.)

Posted by: K~Bob at September 01, 2009 09:42 PM (WtrwW)

66

47--that's why I freaked when I saw the guy going door-to-door.

I guess that makes me a raaacist though, right? I mean, a single girl like me wouldn't let the crazy looking Obamabot on my doorstop to talk healthcare.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. My parents did such a craptastic job raising me....

I should be ashamed of myself.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 01, 2009 09:42 PM (+fatn)

67 Tonight's ONT should be curse/swear-word free.

I knew I would come back into fashion!

Posted by: Tinker's Fart at September 01, 2009 09:45 PM (SwkdU)

68 Tonight's ONT should be curse/swear-word free.

We probably need a ruling on "boobies" before the thread gets going.

Posted by: Peaches at September 01, 2009 09:46 PM (9Wv2j)

69

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Posted by: jason at September 01, 2009 09:46 PM (HuqRf)

70 Tonight's ONT should be curse/swear-word free.

I knew I would come back into fashion!

Posted by: Tinker's Fart at September 01, 2009 09:45 PM (SwkdU)

Like hell, you goram pantywaist.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at September 01, 2009 09:47 PM (dQdrY)

71 I knew I would come back into fashion!

I'm the oldest, I should go first.

Posted by: fiddler's fart at September 01, 2009 09:49 PM (PD1tk)

72 Like hell, you goram pantywaist.

Pull my finger. I'll show you pantywaste.

Posted by: Tinker's Fart at September 01, 2009 09:50 PM (SwkdU)

73 67Tonight's ONT should be curse/swear-word free.

I knew I would come back into fashion!

Posted by: Tinker's Fart at September 01, 2009 09:45 PM

Let's see...

I'm appalled at these tactics by the chinless young man in the motion picture. It's a wonder his parents ever mated.


...warming to the concept. Must obtain more Valu-rite vodka.

Posted by: K~Bob at September 01, 2009 09:50 PM (WtrwW)

74 We probably need a ruling on "boobies" before the thread gets going.

If talking about boobies on ONT is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2009 09:51 PM (9Lm5R)

75 Peaches,

I vote we should use "peaches" instead of "boobies" in the ONT.

It's just a thought.

Posted by: K~Bob at September 01, 2009 09:52 PM (WtrwW)

76 Jan is an arrogant, obnoxious, stupid, self important [unprintable word]. The bitch is as left wing as they get. And her husband (an evil lobbyist) is a crook.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2009 09:53 PM (8g2hQ)

77 OMG, just found a great Shakespearean insult generator.  Actually there seem to be a couple of them, for all you pribbling ticklebrained clotpoles out there.

Posted by: Peaches at September 01, 2009 09:53 PM (9Wv2j)

78 69

Someone send Jason a bill. This is a smart, profanity-free mil blog. People pay to display their Cleveland Steamed warez here.

Posted by: fluffy at September 01, 2009 09:54 PM (SwkdU)

79 The excessive limp-wristedness of these mendacious "organizers" leaves one grasping for tropes with which to lampoon them.

Ahh-ha.

Posted by: K~Bob at September 01, 2009 09:55 PM (WtrwW)

80 Counter Slogans?

"Our bodies! Our choice!"

Watch the leftards heads explode.

Laugh as the stupider ones get confused and join in.

Posted by: The Commissar of Love at September 01, 2009 09:56 PM (oEAm5)

81 Peaches, that dog won't hunt.

Posted by: Blunt Monster with Uncounted Heads at September 01, 2009 09:56 PM (SwkdU)

82 "Our bodies! Our choice!"

Watch the leftards heads explode.


That's *sniff* beautiful.

Here, have a Pawtucket Pudding Cup.

Posted by: fluffy at September 01, 2009 09:58 PM (SwkdU)

83 I enjoy some good, juicy peaches, I must admit.

Posted by: Tom in Korea at September 01, 2009 09:59 PM (9H4sW)

84 OT -- Have any of you heard of this yet... I just got it in an e-mail from a friend. Apparently it is from yesterday?...:

ABC News Exclusive: National Security Adviser Says President Obama Is Having Greater Success Taking Terrorists Out of Commission Than Bush Did

August 31, 2009 6:00 PM

Responding to criticism from former Vice President Cheney that President Obama is making the nation more vulnerable to terrorism, the president’s National Security Adviser, Gen. Jim Jones (Ret.), told ABC News in an exclusive interview that actually the reverse is true: President Obama’s greater success with international relations has meant more terrorists put out of commission.

“This type of radical fundamentalism or terrorism is a threat not only to the United States but to the global community,” Jones said. “The world is coming together on this matter now that President Obama has taken the leadership on it and is approaching it in a slightly different way – actually a radically different way – to discuss things with other rulers to enhance the working relationships with law enforcement agencies – both national and international."

Jones said that “we are seeing results that indicate more captures, more deaths of radical leaders and a kind of a global coming-together by the fact that this is a threat to not only the United States but to the world at-large and the world is moving toward doing something about it.”

Posted by: Michael in MI at September 01, 2009 09:59 PM (ObTcs)

85 Laugh as the stupider ones get confused and join in.

Posted by: The Commissar of Love at September 01, 2009 09:56 PM (oEAm5)

Heh. I like that.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at September 01, 2009 10:00 PM (dQdrY)

86 "Our bodies! Our choice!"

Outstanding, Commissar!

Posted by: Peaches at September 01, 2009 10:00 PM (9Wv2j)

87 Thy vile canker-blossom'd countenance curdles milk and sours beer, paynfil stoole.

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 01, 2009 10:00 PM (RxU4k)

88 Melons or it's no deal.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at September 01, 2009 10:01 PM (dQdrY)

89 So not only do I need to avoid Jehovah's Witnesses at my front door, I need to watch out for Jeremiah's Witnesses as well??

Posted by: CDR M at September 01, 2009 10:01 PM (cvmTR)

90
Posted by: buster mcDissenter at September 01, 2009 09:25 PM (D39Xv)

I was in the kitchen cleaning up from dinner and I heard a massive *THWACK*.  I rushed in here to see what was going on, and I saw your post!

Nice job!

Posted by: TheresaD at September 01, 2009 10:01 PM (iGCmo)

91 Here, have a Pawtucket Pudding Cup.
Posted by: fluffy at September 01, 2009 09:58 PM (SwkdU)


Why thank you, fluffy!

Care for a Katmandu CornDog?

Posted by: The Commissar of Love at September 01, 2009 10:01 PM (oEAm5)

92

conservatives loved shouting when it was antihealthcare folks screaming down...back then, it was called passion. now that liberals are going to engage in this tactic, it's downright shameful suppression of speech.

PS, you are so fucking dumb.  The "antihealthcare folks" aren't just shouting - or chanting - randomly to drown out the opposition. They are citing exact language from the bill and why they are against it.  It's only on the left where you find people shouting others down just to suppress an opposing point of view.

Posted by: tcbevo at September 01, 2009 10:01 PM (/VEC5)

93 Ace, why you gotta be hating on the noble HCAN organizer who's just trying to advise the non-partisans there about the merits of Obamacare?  That's very non-partisan of you, Ace, you meanie!

Now if you excuse me, I gotta go fellate, have anal sex with, and ejaculate in my "gf's" bunghole while I think of you guys.  Be back in a few comments much, much, later!

Posted by: Dummy (the biggest Emo Git on AoSHQ) at September 01, 2009 10:01 PM (otlXg)

94

I have peaches/boobies tie-in...

Coming to America with the rapper girls in the bar:

My name is Peaches and I'm the best. All the DJs want to touch my breasts.

(((I like movie quotes--sue me!)))

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 01, 2009 10:03 PM (+fatn)

95 fellate, have anal sex with, and ejaculate in my "gf's" bunghole while I think of you guys.

I think you mean a Toledo Tilt-a-whirl, South Padre Sea mist, and 'her' Norman, Oklahoma.

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 01, 2009 10:04 PM (RxU4k)

96 Jones said that “we are seeing results that indicate more captures, more deaths of radical leaders and a kind of a global coming-together by the fact that this is a threat to not only the United States but to the world at-large and the world is moving toward doing something about it.”

Oh, and did I mention we're about to surrender in Afghanistan?

DOH!

Posted by: Jones at September 01, 2009 10:04 PM (kzhuA)

97 Care for a Katmandu CornDog?

ooo, extra mustard!

nom! nom! nom!

Posted by: fluffy at September 01, 2009 10:04 PM (SwkdU)

98 I think you mean a Toledo Tilt-a-whirl, South Padre Sea mist, and 'her' Norman, Oklahoma.

Thou mewling fly-bitten miscreant!

Posted by: HeatherShakespeareRadish at September 01, 2009 10:07 PM (OkT2m)

99 ONT's up

Posted by: Peaches at September 01, 2009 10:07 PM (9Wv2j)

100 "Four legs good, two legs bad!  Four legs good, two legs bad!"

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Now I'm going to have issues with not using swearwords... shot twice in the neck, twice in the torso and he'll live?  Good for him but that sounds implausible; I have to wonder if the story is accurate.

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