Gibbs Scolds Media: Government Option Debate "contrived almost entirely by you guys"

The media's causing all this trouble for Obama.

Really, dude?

Really.

Yes, Obama is actually blaming fellatiophilic* media for his woes.

The media is obviously in the tank for Obama. Gibbs is really playing this bias card ludicrously. There is no bias against Obama, of course. Quite the opposite. He is actually asking them on the sly to unite as liberals on this, because this is the last best chance for socialism they'll ever see.

This is a coded dog-whistle. No one could possibly imagine the media has been ungenerous to our Boy King. But Gibbs is trying to shame them into doing still more for the team, just tossing out any sort of professionalism whatsoever until, at least, Obama's agenda has been passed and it's safer for liberals in the media to start pretending to be nonpartisan again.


* This actually passed the blog's spell-check function without notice. It is either a real word, or the spell-check just decided it shrug it off and think "it's a big word, he must know what he's doing."

Thanks to Slublog.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM



Comments

1 It really is a PUBIC option.

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2009 02:13 PM (knHvu)

2 I've always supported a pubic option.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at August 19, 2009 02:13 PM (PD1tk)

3 Gibbs does have a point. If the media would stop talking about it and ignore it like the Democrats are trying to do, then the debate would not exist.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at August 19, 2009 02:13 PM (O9Cc8)

4 What more can we do?

Posted by: MSM at August 19, 2009 02:14 PM (PD1tk)

5 Andrea Mitchell was busy fellating Obama andcould not comment.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2009 02:14 PM (ujg0T)

6 I've always supported a pubic option.
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton
Give that man a cigar!

Posted by: Monica Lewisnky at August 19, 2009 02:16 PM (knHvu)

7 I think Gibby has no one to blame but himself and his master.

The State Media continues to regurgitate his talking points and reprint his memos as news, so if Obamacare is tanking it is because Gibby and BO are incompetent.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2009 02:17 PM (N4HN8)

8 "This group is for FELLATIOPHILES, men that love blow jobs. ... Our honorary member and long time Fellatiophile is Gus Mattox who first coined the word ...
groups.yahoo.com/phrase/didn-t-blow-your-mind"

I kid you not.

Posted by: muffy at August 19, 2009 02:17 PM (p302b)

9 fellatiophile is actually a real word, meaning men that love blow jobs. So fellatiophillic would be the adjective form.

Posted by: laddy at August 19, 2009 02:19 PM (sHyWe)

10 I'm thinking Gibbs is planning of falling on his sword, and wants to go out with a bang.

Posted by: duhgee at August 19, 2009 02:21 PM (AHyG/)

11 Related: Kneepad futures up sharply!

Posted by: Andy at August 19, 2009 02:21 PM (QYJUz)

12 Ah see the fellatio-loving media are kinda like the progressives that know Obama has to know lie about his real goal of government run healthcare. The progressives will just shrug it off as will the media. Gibbs needs a bad guy since this administration takes zero responsibility in any decision they make. The media will take the beating and be thankful for it.

Posted by: Trish at August 19, 2009 02:22 PM (0U5Kd)

13
blowbamaphile is also a real word -- well, it is now

Posted by: Tweet Diamond Phillips at August 19, 2009 02:22 PM (jVldi)

14 My ill conceived ideas are your fault.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at August 19, 2009 02:23 PM (jawwA)

15 Actually I think Gibbs is great at what he does for Obama. Really. I don't believe a word he says, but that's not a job requirement for Obama.

Posted by: wHodat at August 19, 2009 02:23 PM (+sBB4)

16 I think that putative record of Rod Stewart's swallowing ability is about to be broken.

If you don't know what I mean, don't ask.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 19, 2009 02:24 PM (AZGON)

17 Ha, ha! Kinda OT, but too funny - Allahpundit likened Jesse Jackson Jr. to a 'layer cake of stupidity' and that is just such an apt description of that imbecile.

Posted by: IC at August 19, 2009 02:24 PM (jZNCU)

18 No one could possibly imagine the media has been ungenerous to our Boy King.

Uhhh, you obviously don't talk to the same Obama-lovers as I do. As I mentioned in a previous thread, the Obama-lovers I talk to all believe as Gibbs does... whenever something is critical of Obama, it's the media's fault, not the fact that Obama is a fah king liar.

Posted by: Michael in MI at August 19, 2009 02:24 PM (ObTcs)

19
lol, you can file this under: You Fucked Up; You Trusted Us

Posted by: Tweet Diamond Phillips at August 19, 2009 02:24 PM (jVldi)

20 Sorry. I meant NOW not KNOW. I am such a moron.

Posted by: Trish at August 19, 2009 02:25 PM (0U5Kd)

21 Fellatiophilic? Meh.

STRATEGERY!

Now THAT'S a word!

Posted by: Evil Booooosh! at August 19, 2009 02:25 PM (7r1Nl)

22 Alright, Barack, we'll rim you. But we're not making a habit of it.

Posted by: The State Controlled Media at August 19, 2009 02:26 PM (FS9ko)

23 Alright, Barack, we'll rim you. But we're not making a habit of it.

Hey, speak for yourself.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at August 19, 2009 02:27 PM (AZGON)

24 Couldn't (or shouldn't) fellatiophilic also mean "women who love being tongued into oblivion"?

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at August 19, 2009 02:29 PM (/cH23)

25 The media is obviously in the tank for Obama.

That's ridiculous! We investigated & interviewed ourselves and we found that we weren't biased.

The book has been closed on that debate for a while now. Get with the program, Ace.

Posted by: The MSM at August 19, 2009 02:30 PM (7r1Nl)

26 MSM to Gibbs, "But... but... we've loved you! We've thrown away every shred of self respect we've ever had! We've prostituted ourselves. We've dishonored our parents. We've performed incredibly perverted sex acts with small furry animals. We offered to have YOUR BABY! And you do this?"

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 19, 2009 02:30 PM (RkRxq)

27 9 fellatiophile is actually a real word, meaning men that love blow jobs.
Hey, isn't it great when you learn a new word, especially one you can use in casual conversation all the time?

Posted by: sherlock at August 19, 2009 02:30 PM (FsbnY)

28 "...ungenerous to our Boy King."

You called a black man "boy."

Raaaaaacist!

Posted by: GDLL at August 19, 2009 02:31 PM (Y9fG5)

29 Needs a Blow Czar

Posted by: wHodat at August 19, 2009 02:31 PM (+sBB4)

30 It is the media's fault. They thought that Obama just liked the regular old blowjob with a ball cup thrown in for good measure. They did not know that he wanted a finger in is ass and that he likes the dirty snachez at the end so he can parade around the room as Hitler when he is finished. I am sure the MSM will get with the program soon.

Posted by: Lou at August 19, 2009 02:32 PM (h4WsY)

31 @29 - I wonder what Monica is up to these days.

Posted by: Trish at August 19, 2009 02:32 PM (0U5Kd)

32 This group is for FELLATIOPHILES, men that love blow jobs

Oh. In other words: Men?

How redundant ... and long winded.

Posted by: The MSM at August 19, 2009 02:32 PM (7r1Nl)

33
Has Ace used the term 'the Deciders' lately?

Anyway, it's clear now that The Deciders have had their powers stripped by Gibbs.

Posted by: Tweet Diamond Phillips at August 19, 2009 02:33 PM (jVldi)

34 Wow, Gibsey must have gotten a degree in manipulation.

Posted by: muffy at August 19, 2009 02:33 PM (p302b)

35 The savages in Iraq and Afghanistan are on the move odumbass what are you going to do now, these are your wars. Pussy!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 19, 2009 02:34 PM (IW7T+)

36 O/T: id you notice some dealerships are pulling out of the "cash for clunkers program".

Posted by: muffy at August 19, 2009 02:34 PM (p302b)

37 I was goig to say something about Hillary looking for a "Cunninglatrix" but I don't want to get banned by the eyegouge-inducement police.
Oops.

Posted by: sherlock at August 19, 2009 02:35 PM (FsbnY)

38 When Ace says "this is a coded dog whistle" think he is right. Yesterday posted a link from some lib site with a letter from the team asking everyone to get in gear for the fianl push. If you add the 'we don't need you" comments of Honest Chuck. Well, expect a bill to be passed first thing on the first day back after the amendments, per newt gingrich, have been added at 3 am.

Posted by: muffy at August 19, 2009 02:36 PM (p302b)

39
holy shit Oil is up over 4% so far today

Not good.

Posted by: Tweet Diamond Phillips at August 19, 2009 02:36 PM (jVldi)

40 That's ridiculous! We investigated & interviewed ourselves and we found that we weren't biased.

The book has been closed on that debate for a while now. Get with the program, Ace.

Oh & another thing. That standing ovation we gave Mr. Dreamy? We would've done it for Bush too, but we ... uh ... uh .... we forgot. Or some of us had a hair appointment that day .... or somthin'....

Posted by: The MSM at August 19, 2009 02:36 PM (7r1Nl)

41 That bi-curious little hawt girl that Hillary carries around with her must be making a hell of a salary lapping on that hog!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 19, 2009 02:37 PM (IW7T+)

42 24 Couldn't (or shouldn't) fellatiophilic also mean "women who love being tongued into oblivion"?
Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at August 19, 2009 02:29 PM
___________________________________________--

I think that would be cunalingaphillic

Posted by: TC at August 19, 2009 02:37 PM (DYJjQ)

43 I sit, I stay, I lay down, I roll over, I speak, and now you bite ME. I'm old and I can't learn any more tricks!

Posted by: Main Stream Media at August 19, 2009 02:39 PM (EhlQq)

44 Somehow, reviewing this thread, I find there must be a lesson in the fact that this administration and its supporters and mouthpieces force everyone to visualize flailing genitalia.

I rather doubt this is what Jefferson, Washington, and Adams had hoped for their nation.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 19, 2009 02:39 PM (AZGON)

45 "Coded dog whistle" is excellent.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at August 19, 2009 02:40 PM (2QFX4)

46 Do you ever just start to wonder if, at what point, the media begins to think F! it, we sold our pride, dignity, professionalism and soul for this asshat and he turns on us and then starts to actually fight back? At what point do they just decide, ya know, it was alot easier to just bash conservatives and republicans, why are we prostituting ourselfs for this ungreatful prick. At that point, if that point ever occurs, 52% approval will look like the good ol days for "The One".

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 19, 2009 02:41 PM (V9SYy)

47 Hey Hillary get advice from Albright, y'all can trade young girls, damn you guys are ugly!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 19, 2009 02:41 PM (IW7T+)

48 @24
Couldn't (or shouldn't) fellatiophilic also mean "women who love being tongued into oblivion"?




Actually, it couldn't. I think you need to look up fellatio in the dictionary before you start making any extremely embarrassing offers.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at August 19, 2009 02:45 PM (a5ljo)

49 Anyone watching? Apparently Gibbs is in serious damage control over Axelrod's firm getting hired by Obamacare Inc.

Posted by: WTF Capital Investments at August 19, 2009 02:45 PM (GtYrq)

50 "fellatiophilic"

Sorta just rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 19, 2009 02:46 PM (RAqf7)

51 Is there any wonder why I've cancelled all but my local (county)newspaper? Even they print some of the BS verbatim from the wire services, but at least I can read the local news. I wonder how much of that is true?

Posted by: Bill R. at August 19, 2009 02:46 PM (EhlQq)

52 I'm thinking Gibbs is planning of falling on his sword, and wants to go out with a bang.

I'm personally surprised how many swords he can live with hanging out of his body. I'm not convinced one more will do it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 19, 2009 02:47 PM (0q2P7)

53
Now that the war that shouldn’t have been fought is finally being lost, I predict a surge in Obama’s popularity.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 19, 2009 02:47 PM (RkRxq)

54 Anyone watching? Apparently Gibbs is in serious damage control over Axelrod's firm getting hired by Obamacare Inc.
Yea, a lot of the pre-game talking point (even from some unusual suspects) has been "imagine if Karl Rove did this.".But, then again, if it was Karl Rove, we would have to put up with David Schuster breathlessly telling us every 5 minutes that Rove would be indicted.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 19, 2009 02:49 PM (V9SYy)

55 Shit. I pulled out all the stops on my Unassailable Moral Authority, and I can't even get a fucking vienna sausage out of Obastard.

Where did I go wrong?

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at August 19, 2009 02:49 PM (AZGON)

56 3: exactly, he's right insofar as the media is actually deigning to cover these events and give them any press at all. If they were given the Tea Party treatment it wouldn't be as big a deal.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 19, 2009 02:50 PM (PQY7w)

57 Couldn't (or shouldn't) fellatiophilic also mean "women who love being tongued into oblivion"?
Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at August 19, 2009 02:29 PM (/cH23)
Only if by "women" you mean a pre-op tranny.
Butt, which category would women who like giving fall into?

Posted by: Johnathon E. at August 19, 2009 02:51 PM (dQdrY)

58 "39

holy shit Oil is up over 4% so far today

Not good.


Posted by: Tweet Diamond Phillips at August 19, 2009 02:36 PM (jVldi)"Just read on my yahoo finance board that Jimmy baby said oil can be manipulated on erin burnett's show. They are in a tizzy cause they think someone should question him about this.

Posted by: muffy at August 19, 2009 02:52 PM (p302b)

59 Oil is up over 4% so far today

Thank Lord Barry that we're paying for Brazil to profit on that.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 19, 2009 02:55 PM (AZGON)

60 @57 Which category would women who like giving [oral sex] fall into?
Hot?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at August 19, 2009 02:55 PM (a5ljo)

61 The MSM has no professionalism left. They have given everything to their god-king and have nothing left to give. I can't wait to see their faces when Obama discards them when they have no further use to him.

Posted by: kefka at August 19, 2009 02:56 PM (udoJ3)

62 They are sending around a clip from CNN of Barney Frank showing "how to handle a wingnut" have you guys seen it? The woman looks left left left wing to me and probably a plant but they want everyone to think that she is one of you guys.

Posted by: muffy at August 19, 2009 02:59 PM (p302b)

63 Obama will dump disobedient press faster than used chimichangas.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at August 19, 2009 02:59 PM (a5ljo)

64 Mmmm, umph, mmmmm, *lick* mmmmm, Mmmmm!

Posted by: MSM, when reached for comment at August 19, 2009 03:00 PM (ZGhSv)

65 "I wonder what Monica is up to these days?"
Belt level?

Posted by: Christopher at August 19, 2009 03:00 PM (SjUPQ)

66 Rush says, and it sounds right from the clip, that the "Obama is a Nazi" fruitcake is a LaRouche fruitcake. Not a conservative.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 19, 2009 03:01 PM (AZGON)

67 When the Obaminites begin attacking the “media” you know they are desperate. Perhaps the Bernie Goldberg statement that the media will never attack him because they made him and have too much invested will no longer hold true. If he starts attacking the media they will turn on him like a rabid dog.

Posted by: Vic at August 19, 2009 03:01 PM (CDUiN)

68 OMG - scroll down to the "Battle of the Little Big Townhalls"
What a freaking hoot! Horseface Nancy is the best! Note who the "savage indians" are! An is that Sarah at extreme left?

Posted by: sherlock at August 19, 2009 03:02 PM (XZu3c)

69 61
The MSM has no professionalism left. They have given everything to
their god-king and have nothing left to give. I can't wait to see
their faces when Obama discards them when they have no further use to
him.



Posted by: kefka at August 19, 2009 02:56 PM

You misunderstand the MSM definition of "professionalism", which is: only report that which promotes the cause of "progressivism" (formerly known as "liberalism" formerly know as "socialism"). I don't think that it is a conspiracy theory to say that "journalism" schools nowadays do not teach journalism as we understand it, but rather journalism as social activism.

Thus, in their eyes, the MSM has been completely professional, at least by their own standards.

Posted by: Michael in MI at August 19, 2009 03:04 PM (ObTcs)

70
Looks like the clock ran out on Don Hewitt.

Tick...tick.....tick.....tick

Posted by: Fish at August 19, 2009 03:04 PM (FnA4R)

71 66
Rush says, and it sounds right from the clip, that the "Obama is a Nazi" fruitcake is a LaRouche fruitcake. Not a conservative.



Posted by: George Orwell at August 19, 2009 03:01 PM

Are you talking about THIS?

Posted by: Michael in MI at August 19, 2009 03:06 PM (ObTcs)

72 This is a hoot from Gateway Pundit... another phony "doctor" exposed as a shill for Hellcare, Obastard variety.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 19, 2009 03:07 PM (AZGON)

73 ~Needs a Blow Czar~
This One

Posted by: This One at August 19, 2009 03:07 PM (PkWB6)

74 Well, ABC officially lost all their journalistic credibility after the Nobama healthcare informercial they ran.
This is insane paranoia by Gibbsy. The congressmen themselves call these town halls, not the media. And when a congressman gets booed out on a topical issue he's trying to sell, that's news. And when polls back up these views, its not medai created.
Gibbsy is basically trying to get them to ignore/insult the protesters like he got them to ignore/insult the Tea Partiers.He and Not My President don't realize that its partially because they ignored/insulted the Tea Partiers that these Town Halls are exploding and polls are dropping; people realized that if they didn't shout louder and make spectacles of these doofuses, the media would ignore.
Someone should explain to NotMyPresident about feedback loops.

Posted by: lurker at August 19, 2009 03:08 PM (AqLUZ)

75 @71
Yes, you win the large stuffed snuffaluffagus with the tiara.

Barney Frank is circling Uranus.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 19, 2009 03:08 PM (AZGON)

76 This is just a little self-flagellation for Obama and his media teammates -- I'm sure it was all scripted on that special journalist chat room/teleconference.

Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2009 03:09 PM (L64A6)

77 If he starts attacking the media they will turn on him like a rabid dog.
Posted by: Vic at August 19, 2009 03:01 PM (CDUiN)
Subbies like to be spanked when they are naughty.

Posted by: Johnathon E. at August 19, 2009 03:13 PM (dQdrY)

78 From Drudge, re the UK's healthcare system:
Over 45,000 NHS staff call in sick every day, which is lowering standards of patient care, according to the first national NHS Health and Wellbeing Review into staff habits. The independent review found Improving the health and well-being of 1.4 million NHS staff could potentially save over half a billion pounds every year.
Annual NHS sickness levels are 10.7 days a year per employee - higher than the public sector average of 9.7 days and 50 per cent higher than the private sector average of 6.4 days.
Ahahaha, the UK National Health Service can't even keep its own employees healthy!
Can we haz Obamacare now? Pleeeez?

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at August 19, 2009 03:17 PM (xMSXs)

79 So the MSM acting like Pravda in the days of Brezhnev isn't good enough anymore? Well, they have already proven themselves to be whores for Obama, I doubt they will object to some more Obama-ordered degradation.

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids at August 19, 2009 03:18 PM (ZWIeo)

80 The same media that has been running around for weeks screaming about all of the misconceptions and lies about Barry's most wonderous national health created by EVIL insurance companies and Sarah Palin. That media is giving them all of the grief?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2009 03:20 PM (1Jaio)

81 School yard brawl.

The Democrats adopted Obama's finger gesture, pointing out "evil mongers" who showed up to demonstrate with a smile, legally armed. And evidently, given statistics, the majority of people tolerate legally armed libertarians, whether or not they'd come armed themselves because the point is, Obama's wrong about everything. And the threat from his thugs is real.

That "vast right wing conspiracy" Hillary fears and loathes has broken their polite silence in a deafening roar. These elected politicians are getting the burning tingle running down their legs, and the sensation stinks. So the White House blames the press. Congress blames the press. And the Marxist whole cloth looms work overtime to produce their propaganda disinformation to market HR3200 to nitwit peabrains as something for nothing with everything you could ask for. What did that White House ONE VOICE become? Chaos.

Just don't read HR3200. Trust Obama OR BUST.

I don't subscribe to the MSM and if the headlines don't make it to Drudge etc., I have no idea how well the press plays the DNC whipping boy. How long does a woodchuck hold to the willing suspension of disbelief?

Posted by: maverick muse at August 19, 2009 03:21 PM (F1b/5)

82 “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.” -- Groucho Marx

Posted by: Neo at August 19, 2009 03:24 PM (5d1ix)

83
Even the NYT can't look the other way forever ...Is this Astroturf?Here’s a rule: Organizing isn’t cheating. Doing everything in your power to get your people to show up is basic politics. If they believe what they’re saying, no matter who helped organize them, they’re citizens and activists. The language at the town halls may get ugly and rough. But it’s not Astroturf.

Posted by: Neo at August 19, 2009 03:27 PM (5d1ix)

84 the Obama-lovers I talk to all believe as Gibbs does... whenever something is critical of Obama, it's the media's fault
I read comments at all the blogs stories I check out and am always stunned by how many people claim the media is conservative and right-wing. If it were in person, I'd laugh in their faces. Talk about drug-addled and delusional!

Posted by: katya at August 19, 2009 03:30 PM (jZsac)

85 I think that would be cunalingaphillic
Posted by: TC at August 19, 2009 02:37 PM (DYJjQ)

Boy, you said a mouthful!

Posted by: todler at August 19, 2009 03:37 PM (fPOY0)

86 Gibbs better watch it. The lap dogs might get pissed off. "Dog bites man" will take on a whole new meaning. Racist mutt!

Posted by: GarandFan at August 19, 2009 03:38 PM (qKTIT)

87 This is kinda on topic since this thread is ultimately about Health Care. But I was just watching Wilford Brimley and thinking that even as an old codger, he's still scary as heck.

Posted by: katya at August 19, 2009 03:48 PM (jZsac)

88 The media--just like a sorority chick.

The best fun is talking them into bukkake, then telling them to get out because you can't have any respect for someone who'd let you do that to them.

Gibbs win.

Posted by: railwriter at August 19, 2009 03:56 PM (XcsD4)

89 Baghdad Gibbs just demanded that the media toss Obama's salad without the benefit of dressing.

Posted by: DelD at August 19, 2009 04:16 PM (7taVU)

90 Look, kids. What would your mothers say if they knew what you were spewing on a public [PUBLIC] forum? One suspects your derričres would be grass.

Posted by: iowavette at August 19, 2009 04:20 PM (0JTac)

91 90
Look, kids. What would your mothers say if they knew what you were
spewing on a public [PUBLIC] forum? One suspects your derričres would
be grass.

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: stuff Jefferson said - 3rd edition at August 19, 2009 04:49 PM (uKpw7)

92 * This actually passed the blog's spell-check function without notice. It is either a real word, or the spell-check just decided it shrug it off and think "it's a big word, he must know what he's doing." --Ace
.
For some reason this just amuses the HELL out of me.

Posted by: local demented linguaphile at August 19, 2009 06:55 PM (s9H3f)

93 burberry scarf

Posted by: CD key at August 19, 2009 10:12 PM (gIdsy)

94 warcraft3 CD key

Posted by: CD key at August 19, 2009 10:12 PM (gIdsy)

95 "This group is for FELLATIOPHILES, men that love blow jobs. ... Our honorary member and long time Fellatiophile is Gus Mattox who first coined the word ...

How is this different than everyone other guy that loves blowjobs?

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 19, 2009 10:38 PM (oX3gK)

96 Couldn't (or shouldn't) fellatiophilic also mean "women who love being tongued into oblivion"?

Not unless "fellate" gained a whole new meaning than "to suck"

You'll have to go the longer route of "cunnilinguiphille".

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 19, 2009 10:42 PM (oX3gK)

97 "fellatiophilic"

Sorta just rolls off the tongue.

As does the object in reference, no doubt.

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 19, 2009 10:43 PM (oX3gK)

98 Which category would women who like giving [oral sex] fall into?

Slot number #1 on your cell-phone caller list?

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 19, 2009 10:44 PM (oX3gK)

99 Look, kids. What would your mothers say if they knew what you were spewing on a public [PUBLIC] forum? One suspects your derričres would be grass.

She would say "you misspelt 'minge-muncher', you illiterate git. Give me the keyboard and let me show you how it's done."

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 19, 2009 10:49 PM (oX3gK)

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